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Pete Bootyjudge: Now That I'm Running For President (LOL), I've Decided I Have to Pull a Jake Tapper and Admit Some Things In a Patently CYA Manner

Bootyjudge now says "Gee willickers, I sure wish we could have opened the schools earlier than Never."

It's a neat trick, if you can get away with it.

Punish, censor, debank, demonetize, slander, impose damaging and arbitrary rules that ruin lives and cause immeasurable harm. Use your policies to gain political advantage and monetary gain, and when the grift gets exposed...shrug, say it was a minor error, and garner applause for political bravery.

You get all the benefits you can grab from imposing horrible policies, and you get all the benefits from doing a U-turn and showing political "growth." Rinse, repeat.

Pete Buttigieg is obviously running for president, and during the COVID pandemic, he seized on and stoked fear of the virus to trash his political opponents. We were grandma killers. We were hostile to teachers and students. We were evil, evil people who only cared about ourselves.

I wonder if Bootyjudge will also call Lara Trump to "apologize."

I do have to give him props -- he went on the True Conservative Bulwark Podcast, so that's brave of him, to go on such an unfriendly, True Conservative outlet.

I guess going on Tim Miller's Trump Derangement Show is part of the Democrats' "outreach to straight men."

Noted Mentally-Ill Madwoman and Luigi Mangione Bean-Flicker Taylor Lorenz (the World's Oldest Teenager) accused Pete Buttigieg of "far-right eugenics."

See, by attempting to cover his ass for his 2028 presidential run and claiming he now believes the schools shouldn't have been closed, he's really attempting to GENOCIDE people with chronic, incurable hypochondria and a Cluster B mania for attention-seeking.

Andrew Stiles:

Respected Middle-Aged Journalist Who Accused Biden of 'Genocide' Slams Pete Buttigieg for Supporting 'Far-Right Eugenics'


We're obsessed with Taylor Lorenz, who recently attended the Pornhub Awards and partied with Girthmasterr, winner of 'Best Dick'


Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist who has worked for the New York Times and the Washington Post, and who recently appeared in an Emmy-nominated documentary series on CNN, has accused former transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg of supporting mass murder and "embrac[ing] far-right eugenics." Lorenz, 40, previously accused former president Joe Biden of committing "war crimes" in Gaza and "genocide" in the United States (by failing to reinstate COVID-era masking policies). On Wednesday, she lashed out at Buttigieg on social media after the failed presidential candidate argued Democrats should not have been so averse to reopening schools during the 2020 pandemic.

"Pete saying he would have 'opened the schools sooner' in 2020 aka killing MORE vulnerable ppl faster, sacrificing teachers and educators (and kids!) lives to force them back into unventilated buildings [with] no protections," Lorenz wrote on X, the immigrant-owned social media platform. "Disgusting how Dems have fully embraced far right eugenics."

Lorenz's view appears to be more in line with the one expressed by Pete's husband, Chasten Buttigieg, in a July 2020 interview with Time magazine. "There's already a flight risk of teachers fleeing the profession," he said. "I don't want to see teachers leaving the profession on gurneys." Democrats, teachers' unions, and their media allies routinely accused Republicans of wanting to murder children by opening schools too soon. They claimed to be on the side of "science," even though they were not.

Meanwhile, childless lesbian gooner Randi Weingarten lied on CSPAN again, claiming she always wanted to open the schools.

In fact, the indisputable evidence shows that she was always calling for unattainable "safety" standards so that no schools could ever open. She would say she really wants schools to open, and that's why she's demanding that all schools be upgraded to be Biolab 4 safety levels. And then, once each and every schoolroom has a positive-pressure sealed door, we can re-open them.

And meanwhile: The COVID Caucus is trying to gin up panic about another covid variant.

"Known as NB.1.8.1, the omicron variant has been tracked in states across the country following a large surge in China. Although, right now, LP.8.1 -- a descendent of JN.1 -- is the nation's dominant strain," reports The Independent.

"CDC is aware of reported cases of COVID-19 NB.1.8.1 in China and is in regular contact with international partners," a spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told CBS News last week.

Other outlets are breathlessly reporting rising cases worldwide and stoking "growing fears" over what it could all mean. But here's the kicker: so few U.S. sequences have been submitted that they're not even showing up on the official variant-tracking dashboard. Still, that hasn't stopped the media from doing what it does best -- cranking up the fear machine and urging everyone to slam the panic button, facts be damned.


But, in Asia, it's resulted in increased hospitalizations and emergency room visits. So, what should Americans know about NB.1.8.1, and how worrying is its spread? Here's what to know.

F*** yourself dead.

Posted by: Ace at 05:33 PM




Comments

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1 I am not always first, but when I am, I am first on the AOSHQ comment section.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2025 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

2 Called the otters. Hopefully I didn't scar anyone.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 05:34 PM (VNX3d)

3 Bootgig grew a beard. Or got implants or something.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F)

4 Deny, deny, deny, make counter accusations.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:34 PM (pZEOD)

5 Ace nuked the butter wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (J2e7u)

6 Next D nominee.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (E0p3T)

7 we done n00ded in triplicate.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (cduTK)

8 I am confused, what did the secretary of transportation have to do with closing schools during covid?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (e5NfL)

9 In re eggs from downstairs- the reason they are refrigerated here is because we wash the shells before they are sold, which makes the shells porous and allows bacteria to enter. If they weren’t washed, they don’t need to be kept cold.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (pZEOD)

10 8 I am confused, what did the secretary of transportation have to do with closing schools during covid?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (e5NfL

He was secretly running the country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (J2e7u)

11 we done n00ded in triplicate.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (cduTK)

With three more, we'd have a government form nood.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (VNX3d)

12 Mayor Pete has a beard because the man study told him it makes him look less light in the loafers!

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:37 PM (pZEOD)

13 "Fake Democracy Apology tour." That's a very appropriate name for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 05:37 PM (EJtBU)

14 Bootgig grew a beard. Or got implants or something.
Posted by: fd at May 29, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F)


Probably came from Chasteen, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2025 05:37 PM (jGGMD)

15 These also rans politicos are only running for the sweet sweet lucre and to extract concessions like promises of appointments to high positions from the eventual nominee which we all know will not be this doofus.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 05:37 PM (xHmR4)

16 Oldest CYA line ever: if I had only known then what I know now.

IOW: don't blame my older self

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 29, 2025 05:38 PM (FxH7T)

17
Wacky Prediction!: Since it's graduation time, Fake News will tell us fewer kids are graduating high school than ever...and that's because Trump & Musk cut funding and closed the Dept of Ed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2025 05:38 PM (7I/do)

18 And our government with their COVID fascism, completely shot any credibility they might have. Which leaves us extremely vulnerable, should a truly serious disease break out world wide.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 05:38 PM (tT6L1)

19 Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:37 PM (pZEOD)

I'm sure that's true. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 05:38 PM (EJtBU)

20 welp, there goes the entire hetero black vote

Posted by: Lefties Say, We Be Buttf*cked at May 29, 2025 05:39 PM (HYKHz)

21 9 In re eggs from downstairs- the reason they are refrigerated here is because we wash the shells before they are sold, which makes the shells porous and allows bacteria to enter. If they weren’t washed, they don’t need to be kept cold.
Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (pZEOD)

Watch your hens, it's baby critter season, I lost 8 yesterday and a rooster.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 05:39 PM (xHmR4)

22 Ace nuked the butter wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (J2e7u)

No one can stop the butter wars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:40 PM (i24o9)

23 Mayor Pete has a beard because it tickles testicles.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2025 05:40 PM (AGxUO)

24 Omicron isn't new. They were talking it up in like 2022, supposedly South Africans detected it '

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

25 We have always been at war with butter.

Posted by: Margarine at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

26 Uh huh. That thing really looks like it wanted to open schools.

Ever notice how much modern Democrats look one slick cap away from being Concentration Camp guards?

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (E0p3T)

27 Ace nuked the butter wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:35 PM (J2e7u)

No one can stop the butter wars.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:40 PM (i24o9)

The butter wars were margarinalized....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

28 Now there-s someone who knows how to talk to dudes..... in a bath house... about gladiator movies.

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (oaPfe)

29 At this stage of his pitiful career, I really don't think Pete Bootyjudge could get himself elected Grand Marshal of a gay pride parade.

Posted by: Paco at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (mADJX)

30 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist who has worked for the New York Times and the Washington Post, and who recently appeared in an Emmy-nominated documentary series on CNN, has accused former transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg of supporting mass murder and "embrac[ing] far-right eugenics."


You think there's any possibility Buttgig and Lorenz worked this out beforehand, wherein she would accuse him of these things to give him credibility as a moderate?

I have no idea if that's the case, but they're probably dumb enough to think that's clever.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (jGGMD)

31 Here is what you need to know about Covid- wash your hands and for the love of all that is good, stop touching your face!

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (pZEOD)

32 Mayor Pete has a beard because the man study told him it makes him look less light in the loafers!
Posted by: Piper

Not even a good looking beard.

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (lJ0H4)

33 If you keep your buttigieg in an airtight container, like the French, it'll last for a full week just sitting on the kitchen counter.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (cduTK)

34 Oldest CYA line ever: if I had only known then what I know now.

IOW: don't blame my older self
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
_________

I often hate my yesterday self.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (UBKzV)

35 Mayor Pete has a beard because it tickles testicles.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2025 05:40 PM (AGxUO)

We will defer to experts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (i24o9)

36 The kids who were about 2 when the pandemic started just finished Kindergarten this year. So we're only just starting to get real data about what it does to a kid's development locking them up from social interactions right before they're school age.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2025 05:42 PM (B9Prs)

37 I am not always first, but when I am, I am first on the AOSHQ comment section.
Posted by: fd
......

Interesting. Very interesting.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2025 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

38 I have got to find the URL for that "official variant-tracking dashboard" website and make that my web browser's homepage.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2025 05:42 PM (Vyll1)

39 The butter wars were margarinalized....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

I can't believe it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (i24o9)

40 What must it be like to have absolutely no shame? Is it freeing? Can you just do and say whatever you want without consequences?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (k9OZB)

41 Bootyjuice must hate that Obama beat him to being the first gay President.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (J2e7u)

42 In re eggs from downstairs- the reason they are refrigerated here is because we wash the shells before they are sold, which makes the shells porous and allows bacteria to enter. If they weren’t washed, they don’t need to be kept cold.
Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 05:36 PM (pZEOD)

Watch your hens, it's baby critter season, I lost 8 yesterday and a rooster.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 05:39 PM (xHmR4)

I recommend robot drone swarms, they give you something to do while snakes eat the critters.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (8avO+)

43 The butter wars were margarinalized....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

I can't believe it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (i24o9)

Stop spreading rumors.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (E0p3T)

44 The Bullwork is literally all homos, right?

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (jc0TO)

45 I have a female coworker who thinks Mayor Buttfucked is just the most awesomest of the awesome and was a spectacular transportation secretary

When I asked her for specifics, she hemmed and hawed until finally settling on calling me homophobic

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)

46
lolos

It's french.

Do you know what "lolos" are?

Take a guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (7I/do)

47 The Booty beard makes his mouth look like an earthy Eastern European vaj-jay, which is apparently the point.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (wBaIH)

48 Trump was almost impeached for daring to suggest, "maybe we can re-open by Easter."

People were leaving their grocery deliveries outside over-night then washing them with bleach.

Tim Walz ordered police to shoot people with paintballs if caught on their porches in order to force them back inside.

And a thousand other absolutely insane violations of civil rights (which all the courts eagerly blessed, under the "Fuck You Citizens" Clause of the Constitution).

But yeah, the left was totally open to an honest discussion about Covid in 2020.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (P9rYY)

49 I bet Pete's beard tickles Chasten's ballsack.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (IifOV)

50 fewer kids are graduating high school than ever...and that's because Trump & Musk cut funding and closed the Dept of Ed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2025 05:38 PM (7I/do)

Not to mention they were all genocided by right wing monsters who eventually made them go back to school!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (WIBSw)

51 What must it be like to have absolutely no shame? Is it freeing? Can you just do and say whatever you want without consequences?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (k9OZB)

They seem kind of glum in my experience.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+)

52 The Bullwork is literally all homos, right?
Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (jc0TO)


Not *all*. Don't forget about the cucks.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2025 05:45 PM (jGGMD)

53 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist

-
Dude, please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 29, 2025 05:45 PM (L/fGl)

54 "Far right eugenics"?

Eugenics was a pet project of the "Progressives", the crowd that inspired Hitler's policies towards the disabled and whose name Hillary resurrected because the left had tarnished "liberal" to the point it was poison.

Sanger was a eugenicist.

The "right-wing" of the day -- primarily religious people-- were called "social Darwinists" for not wanting to breed people like livestock. Leaving people be was considered heartless "survival of the fittest".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2025 05:46 PM (iX1qt)

55 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2025 05:46 PM (6YdsJ)

56 Here's some free advice for Democrats although I probably shouldn't tell them.

If you want to know how to talk with young men, first start by excluding Pete Buttguy from the conversation.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (viF8m)

57
btw, as I mentioned last night: We went through All this fake "court" "judge" bullshit 8 years ago with Trump's Travel Ban, a.k.a. the "muslim ban."

The fake "judges" ADMITTED the Trump Admin was entitled to issue such a travel ban, BUT, since it was Trump, it was based in hate & discrimination, therefore it must be struck down.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (7I/do)

58 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (P9rYY)

The media lied for a year that covid lived for 12 days on surfaces and was transmissible. It found it mildly believable because we knew it came from a lab and so as far as I was concerned call bets were off. Never washed packages or microwaved my mail though. Bastards.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (E0p3T)

59 Willowed:

I don't know what they're cold but a two part clay dish with a lid. You put the butter in the lid which is very deep and put some cool water in the bottom.
Keeps the butter cool but soft and you as long as you replace the water every so often lasts forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 05:33 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

It's called a butter bell.

https://tinyurl.com/32f2zyut

Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (3ImbR)

60 I have a female coworker who thinks Mayor Buttfucked is just the most awesomest of the awesome and was a spectacular transportation secretary

When I asked her for specifics, she hemmed and hawed until finally settling on calling me homophobic
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)

Can't see that THAT is due to Bootyface.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+)

61 If you haven't seen it, the documentary on Dale Earnhardt on Amazon Prime is very, very good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (J2e7u)

62 I don't know who looks gayer Pete with his beard or that dumbshit Tim chick.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (zdYK9)

63 Taylor Lorenz has apparently been 40 for several decades now

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (HYKHz)

64 These people still won't let the Chinese Lung Rot hysteria go, will they?

I visited a post office this morning, and the clerk, the only one there -- and I was the only customer, too -- had a face diaper on. I could barely understand her and had to read the disclaimers and the "I hereby state that I am not shipping nuclear explosives or miniature black holes" screen to understand what she was parroting.

Jeez'm crickets, people, it's been four years and more. Get over it, and yourselves.

Of course our "elites" are going to push the fear, as it enhances their chance for control of the populace. But the populace is . . . "stupid" is only a mild word for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (omVj0)

65 >>> I have a female coworker who thinks Mayor Buttfucked is just the most awesomest of the awesome and was a spectacular transportation secretary

When I asked her for specifics, she hemmed and hawed until finally settling on calling me homophobic
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)


There are legions of women that swore up and down that George Michael was the dreamiest hunk in the world and any suggestion on my part that he might be just a tad bit gay and not interested was jealously speaking.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (cduTK)

66 Willowed:

I don't know what they're cold but a two part clay dish with a lid. You put the butter in the lid which is very deep and put some cool water in the bottom.
Keeps the butter cool but soft and you as long as you replace the water every so often lasts forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 05:33 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

It's called a butter bell.

https://tinyurl.com/32f2zyut
Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (3ImbR)

Not to be used in actual concerts.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

67 Hmm... trying to convince "men" that Buttigieg is "far right". Bold plan cotton. Let's see if it works.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:48 PM (E0p3T)

68 Bootyjudge now says "Gee willickers, I sure wish we could have opened the schools earlier than Never."
__________________

He's not kidding anyone. He just wanted to get a shot at all those young boys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

69 I actually expected Tim Miller to kill himself after the election.

Posted by: toby928 at May 29, 2025 05:48 PM (jc0TO)

70 Please. Somebody explain in little words why any normal person could possibly care about anything this shirt lifter says. About anything.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 29, 2025 05:48 PM (G++l8)

71 @30 I doubt it was worked out. Taylor Lorenz is bat shit crazy and trying to ally yourself with her is not possible. It's like trying to be rational with deranged street person

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:49 PM (eDGGN)

72 I think if you put a photo of Z Man next to Mayor Pete, you'd see a striking resemblance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

73 Mistakes were made but let's let bygones be bygones.

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at May 29, 2025 05:49 PM (L/fGl)

74 I have a female coworker who thinks Mayor Buttfucked is just the most awesomest of the awesome and was a spectacular transportation secretary

When I asked her for specifics, she hemmed and hawed until finally settling on calling me homophobic
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)
______________

"Really? Who was the second most awesome transportation secretary?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

75 Stop spreading rumors.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (E0p3T)

Smooth.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:49 PM (i24o9)

76 Part of me feels sorry for her and the other part delights with schadenfruede thinking about the old chick looking at the google alert for her name every time ace writes about her. I bet she hates him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (xHmR4)

77 and any suggestion on my part that he might be just a tad bit gay and not interested was jealously speaking

************************

He was gay all day, although I have to admit I was shocked when I learned Elton John was also gay

Never saw that coming

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (HYKHz)

78 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (P9rYY)

The media lied for a year that covid lived for 12 days on surfaces and was transmissible. It found it mildly believable because we knew it came from a lab and so as far as I was concerned call bets were off. Never washed packages or microwaved my mail though. Bastards.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (E0p3T)

Germs are Germs. They aren't going to reinvent life just to make it last a few hours more on the tabletop.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+)

79 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (B9Prs)

80 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist

Respected ... by whom?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

81 WAIT! I'm not properly incensed over the last thread!

Posted by: Weasel at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (vgHkX)

82 I can't believe it's not rancid canola oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (y+JDS)

83 >>It's called a butter bell.

Thank you. Works too.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (viF8m)

84 Bootyjuice looks even gayer with that vagina-ish beard. Must be getting ready for all the perverted fecal jizz-juice fun of Pride Month!

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (UUnss)

85 Odds that Tim Miller and Pete Buttgiggle got busy after the podcast are 50/50

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (eDGGN)

86
There is no Biden "Secretary" that had anything positive to say to the American public about anything.

But Pete is thinner! He's got the Vance beard going! He's... dreamier!

Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2025 05:52 PM (j4U/Z)

87 He was gay all day, although I have to admit I was shocked when I learned Elton John was also gay

Never saw that coming

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:50 PM (HYKHz)
________________

Brace yourself: Paul Lynde and Richard Simmons are/were too.

Now onto Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Richard Chamberlain, Jim Nabors, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

88 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist

Bezos respected her right out of WaPo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

89
lolos

hint: mamelle de la femme

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at May 29, 2025 05:53 PM (Aklnf)

90 lolos

It's french.

Do you know what "lolos" are?

Take a guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2025 05:44 PM (7I/do)

Lowriders?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (i24o9)

91 Omicron isn't new. They were talking it up in like 2022, supposedly South Africans detected it '
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025

***
Oh, yeah. By '22 My employer had finally lifted their insane face diaper policy. Then they brought it back only a month or so later.

I could not have had any less respect for the "administration," even before that. And none for my Ph.D.-toting boss and co-workers, who bought into all of it and the Clot Shot craziness too with the air of "Of course we have do all this to stay safe."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (omVj0)

92 >>He was gay all day, although I have to admit I was shocked when I learned Elton John was also gay

>>Never saw that coming


Tilts head 15 degrees like a Golden

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (viF8m)

93 Billy Chrystal in Soap: Plato was gay
Katherine Helmond : Mickey Mouse's dog was gay?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (eDGGN)

94 The media lied for a year that covid lived for 12 days on surfaces and was transmissible. It found it mildly believable because we knew it came from a lab and so as far as I was concerned call bets were off. Never washed packages or microwaved my mail though. Bastards.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 05:47 PM (E0p3T)
_________________

Now do monkeypox. "It's an epidemic! Everyone is at risk!"

Yeah, especially if they go in for butt sechs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

95
Lowriders?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Not a bad guess...

if you're gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at May 29, 2025 05:54 PM (Aklnf)

96 He really is an asshole

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (xcxpd)

97 Brace yourself: Paul Lynde and Richard Simmons are/were too.

Now onto Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Richard Chamberlain, Jim Nabors, ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Fine, I can accept all of them. Just don't tell me that Charles Nelson Reilly was.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (Vyll1)

98 Where do you people live that you can keep butter out of the fridge without it turning into a puddle on the floor?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (YHcsT)

99 ‘the omicron variant’

Somebody’s been watching too much Transformers

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (UUnss)

100 Taylor Lorenz, a widely respected journalist
*
Respected ... by whom?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025

***
They misspelled "despised" or "despicable"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (omVj0)

101 Bootyjuice looks even gayer with that vagina-ish beard.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 29, 2025 05:51 PM (UUnss)

Thirteen year-old girls are looking at his chin then looking down south and comparing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

102
The Bullwork is literally all homos, right?
Posted by: toby928

So what does that make the Lincoln Project?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

103 Bootygig is a super faggot and looks like a chipmunk.

Posted by: Ronster at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (30Qk6)

104 ace, that "lol" about Pete running for preznit is perhaps misplaced.

Obama *was* president - twice!
McCain was a candidate.
Kamala was a candidate.
Biden was a candidate (he may well not have won, and certainly was never actually president).

Yes, all these people are ridiculous figures who never would have been considered for any important post in a serious country. Well.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (1m82a)

105 Jim Nabors was gay? Suprise suprise suprise.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (y+JDS)

106
But Pete is thinner! He's got the Vance beard going! He's... dreamier!
Posted by: Auspex
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He lost that baby weight! Now he needs a tummy tuck in time for bikini season.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (YHcsT)

107 Inside.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (y+JDS)

108 Where do you people live that you can keep butter out of the fridge without it turning into a puddle on the floor?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (YHcsT)

You make a little cave environment for the butter by cutting off air and making a thermal buffer by a ceramic top and coolish water which is very hard for thin air to heat up.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)

109 When I asked her for specifics, she hemmed and hawed until finally settling on calling me homophobic
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)
______________

I trust you replied that she was a fag hag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

110 Freddie Mercury wasn't gay, he had a daughter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (eDGGN)

111 Mission: Attract normal young men back to the Democrat Party.

Mayor Pete: [Points at beard]

Posted by: Acme Consultants, Inc. at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (qUkBO)

112 Taylor Lorenz has apparently been 40 for several decades now
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 29, 2025

***
She drove to her first job in an Essex

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 05:58 PM (omVj0)

113 105 Jim Nabors was gay? Suprise suprise suprise.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (y+JDS)

And he was fucking Rock Hudson.
That'll ruin the 60's for you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 05:58 PM (xcxpd)

114 He lost that baby weight! Now he needs a tummy tuck in time for bikini season.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (YHcsT)
__________________

"He's regained his ... uh ... boyish figure after lactating!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

115 Liberace filed suit against a British tabloid that reported he was gay. Liberace won the case.

Posted by: Ticklin' The Ivories at May 29, 2025 05:59 PM (G5+As)

116 110 Freddie Mercury wasn't gay, he had a daughter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (eDGGN)

He sure had sex with a lot of men for a guy who wasn't gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 05:59 PM (xcxpd)

117 lolos

hint: mamelle de la femme

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at May 29, 2025 05:53 PM (Aklnf)

Wikipedia is very helpful here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast

Did you know that "Breasts can vary significantly in both size and shape."

Hmmm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:59 PM (i24o9)

118
Earl Holliman turning out gay was a sorta surprise.

Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2025 05:59 PM (j4U/Z)

119 105 Jim Nabors was gay? Suprise suprise suprise.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM

Goober says "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee."

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2025 06:00 PM (IifOV)

120 Is it against the law to sell your vote?
Just asking. Maybe I should ask some of these judges.

Posted by: Case at May 29, 2025 06:00 PM (a1g6Z)

121 How was Jim Nabors even an actor? He can't act.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (y+JDS)

122 98 Where do you people live that you can keep butter out of the fridge without it turning into a puddle on the floor?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (YHcsT)

Seattle?

If you have AC, still shouldn't be a problem. If you're without AC, you can try a ceramic butter dish with a lid. That helps.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

123 The "chest-feeding" photo-op should have been the end of him being considered to run a lemonade stand. The Dems have a ridiculously *lousy* roster--just imagine how the "games" would play out if the press were free/unbiased and those keeping score (tallying the votes) were honest and of unimpeachable character. Every game would end 98-0.

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (TN0g+)

124
Peak Buttagieg was him pretending to ride a bike to work as trans-sec and being busted for climbing aboard a block away.

Well, that and the unannounced 90 vacay so he could strap on fake boobs.

Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (j4U/Z)

125 121 How was Jim Nabors even an actor? He can't act.

he was naborly

Posted by: anachronda at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (sGtp+)

126 Seattle?

If you have AC, still shouldn't be a problem. If you're without AC, you can try a ceramic butter dish with a lid. That helps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

just wait till the gooey-ducks attack.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

127 But the thing with actors back then who were, gay, they didn't broadcast it as if their sexual orientation was something to feel "pride" about. Looking at old shows and movies at the time , the actors look perfectly comfortable being romantically involved with women. I guess that's part of acting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (Qh9gU)

128 102
The Bullwork is literally all homos, right?
Posted by: toby928

So what does that make the Lincoln Project?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

Submissive Bottoms?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (xcxpd)

129
Jim Nabors could sure sing though. I was shocked that voice came out of that guy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (IifOV)

130 How was Jim Nabors even an actor? He can't act.
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He sure could sing.

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (TN0g+)

131 126 Seattle?

If you have AC, still shouldn't be a problem. If you're without AC, you can try a ceramic butter dish with a lid. That helps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

just wait till the gooey-ducks attack.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

If they did attack, they'd scare the shit out of me. Those things are weird looking

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (xcxpd)

132 Bootygig is a super faggot and looks like a chipmunk.

Posted by: Ronster at May 29, 2025 05:56 PM (30Qk6)
_______________

Ahem.

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

133 Speaking of well respected . . .

End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Michelle Obama talks about how hard life is to be married to a man who is getting more fame and respect:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (L/fGl)

134 Buttigieg has the very progressive VoteVets behind him.

Why did those states and Pennsylvania - also a huge C19 killer and refuser to open schools, etc. - have Google tracking traffic by counties? There were routine reports of vehicles moving and only essential people and essential projects were permitted drive. There were road blocks & signs turning people back from New Jersey and Delaware (that I could see).

Remember when PA was still living through color coded county openings? It was a nightmare how much data they allegedly maintained. They stockpiled PPE for future openings and it went missing. They planned for ventilation systems and asbestos abatement. It never happened. Accountability for C19 money, it never happened.

The Catholic schools figured out how to crack open windows in their old school buildings for ventilation. Their students were fine.

The wealthy had their kids in closed gyms, closed daycare, closed study groups - they missed nothing in their development.

Even when finally open, public schools were putting school band members inside individual pods, tiny kids in crazy masks, etc. Intentional. A caste system. And they h8 PDT.


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (NFX2v)

135 At the height of the hysteria, KCMo and KCKs put a "no gathering of any kind" "law" into effect. So much so, that to make the point, they arrested a bunch of painters of painters working on the outside of a building.
I sent a letter to the various newspapers around, and to the City Council of KCMo stating that we would not comply, and that I looked forward to them all mowing their own lawns.
No letters made it to the newspapers, and the "law" was stretched to allow outside lawn crews to work with 3 days.
Funny how those damned viruses work, ain't it?

Posted by: MkY at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (cPGH3)

136 Where do you people live that you can keep butter out of the fridge without it turning into a puddle on the floor?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (YHcsT)

Butter melts at 90-95°F. Invest in AC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (i24o9)

137 30-something neighbor, family guy, great wife and kids, was very polite but clearly didn't bite when I first brought up some basic C19 facts, early in The Great Idiocy. After a year of remote schooling (he said it wasn't working), he pulled the kids and sent them to a private school (as many other parents did in the 'hood). He openly scorned the school/teachers. When the school announced they were installing plexiglass barriers and other useless nonsense at a cost of a $zillion, he really got furious.

He said many of the parents had a showdown with the school administration and said they'd never bring their kids back if the idiocy didn't stop.

Unfortunately this education/revolt pattern doesn't occur often, in fact almost never, even though most other public policies here are idiotic.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (1m82a)

138 But the thing with actors back then who were, gay, they didn't broadcast it as if their sexual orientation was something to feel "pride" about. Looking at old shows and movies at the time , the actors look perfectly comfortable being romantically involved with women. I guess that's part of acting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (Qh9gU)
_______________

Richard Chamberlain playing a love-struck hetero in one of the Nip movies.

What range!

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

139 Jim Nabors could sure sing though. I was shocked that voice came out of that guy.
Posted by: Frank Barone
__________

And dance:

https://tinyurl.com/47vh7wkf

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (UBKzV)

140 Did you know that "Breasts can vary significantly in both size and shape."

Hmmm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 05:59 PM (i24o9)

Hmmm indeed.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (E0p3T)

141 Mayor Re-Pete: What I took away from the 2024 election is that a lot of people voted for Vance, who has a beard, and who will likely be the 2028 GOP nominee for President, with a beard. So to show I'm really just one of the guys, and to take the beard issue off the table in the next election, my consultants said, "Hey, Mayor Pete, you should grown a beard." So, yeah, with that one tweak, I'm expecting about 350, maybe 400 electoral votes.

Posted by: Acme Consultants, Inc. at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (qUkBO)

142 Earl Holliman turning out gay was a sorta surprise.
Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2025

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From the days when, thankfully, you didn't talk about that stuff.

In one of his first movies, The Big Combo, a noir from 1955, Holliman played one of a pair of hitmen (Lee Van Cleef) was the other). It's implied, if you look hard, that they are gay lovers. Tough guys, neither is effeminate, but the sub-subtext is there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (omVj0)

143 Shame, shame, shame. And more shame. Oh yeah, that's the way I like it.

Posted by: Jim Nabors, in leather at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

144 98 Where do you people live that you can keep butter out of the fridge without it turning into a puddle on the floor?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 05:55 PM (YHcsT)

I leave one cube in a butter container on the counter so it's spreadable and the rest is refrigerated. If it's over 100 I keep it in the fridge but otherwise it's fine. My friends with the dairy kept the butter out but their aunt made fresh butter and it was the best stuff I've ever tasted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (xHmR4)

145 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

146
I think a Bearded Pete is a clam dish at a Boston dive bar.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (IifOV)

147
Earl Holliman turning out gay was a sorta surprise.
Posted by: Auspex

Ever see The Big Combo?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047878

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

148 Freddie Mercury wasn't gay, he had a daughter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 05:57 PM (eDGGN)

Freddie was multi-functional. Before he died, a reporter asked him if he was afraid of getting AIDS. Freddie replied, "I'm doing everything with everybody."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 29, 2025 06:06 PM (k9OZB)

149 my consultants said, "Hey, Mayor Pete, you should grown a beard." So, yeah, with that one tweak, I'm expecting about 350, maybe 400 electoral votes.

Posted by: Acme Consultants, Inc. at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (qUkBO)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

150 I recall the left(being stoked by a Florida Karen who "whistle blew") screaming that DeSantis was covering up deaths

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2025 06:06 PM (YwEeS)

151 Look into the half sticks of butter. Much easier.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:06 PM (y+JDS)

152 Mmmmmmm. Geoduck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2025 06:07 PM (FTnqJ)

153 123 The "chest-feeding" photo-op should have been the end of him being considered to run a lemonade stand. .....

Posted by: Crusader

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Or the hospital bed photo. Or the swing photo .....

What a repulsive, disgusting, revolting person.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 06:07 PM (YHcsT)

154 Tim Miller and Bootygag probably did unnatural things to each other afterwards.

Strange how NR hires all these people who are gay or turn out to be “independent” conservatives that always support the left.

Posted by: The MewTwix at May 29, 2025 06:07 PM (l5yVc)

155 Carol Burnett was very good friends with Jim Nabors. She had him on as a guest the first episode of the year, every year. She called him her "good luck charm".
Carol also guested on Gomer Pyle as a lady Marine.

Posted by: Gomer's Pile at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (G5+As)

156 46 46
lolos

It's french.

Do you know what "lolos" are?

Take a guess.


so that trololo guy that was a meme a few years back was singin' 'bout bewbs? guess that explains the big smile...

Posted by: anachronda at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (sGtp+)

157 Seattle?

If you have AC, still shouldn't be a problem. If you're without AC, you can try a ceramic butter dish with a lid. That helps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

just wait till the gooey-ducks attack.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

***
Artesians!
I seen 'em!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (W/lyH)

158 He said many of the parents had a showdown with the school administration and said they'd never bring their kids back if the idiocy didn't stop.

Unfortunately this education/revolt pattern doesn't occur often, in fact almost never, even though most other public policies here are idiotic.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (1m82a)

The students at the local high school staged a walkout in protest of all the madness. A local home school mom/friend arranged a parent protest in support of the students. Cops showed up. It was all very peaceful. As I recall, the COVID karens lost all initiative that day as things seemed to start returning to normal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (i24o9)

159 My sister started a tough conversation with my brother and I today. My dad may need to give up his guns. He has arthritis to the extent that he can't grip a gun with proper trigger discipline anymore. On a recent visit he was showing off his new gun and he flagged my sister and her daughter while struggling to clear the weapon. Then he flagged my brother in law while he continued to struggle.

The whole time he had his finger in the guard because he can't index and squeeze the grip at the same time.

I predict my dad will deny there are any issues and when we try to talk him into giving up his guns, he will react badly.

He's a very proud man who basically lives in his bed. If he gives up his ability to protect his home, he's likely to see that as a huge personal failing.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (lIio7)

160 The Costco version of kerrygold is very good.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (E0p3T)

161 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Michelle Obama talks about how hard life is to be married to a man who is getting more fame and respect:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (L/fGl)

This is hilarious on so many levels I don't know where to start.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (k9OZB)

162 Covid again, huh? Well every Democrat should lock themselves in and spray Clorox on all their Doordash deliveries.

Democrats: Stay away from the public! The public is diseased! They're out to get you!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (rz7ie)

163 Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at May 29, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

Haven't seen that. I saw him in a modern play that's supposed to take place in the Middle Ages called "The Lady's Not For Burning" and he was very convincing as a fellow who is trying to save a woman accused of witchcraft and whom he is attracted to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (Qh9gU)

164 Mayor Pete is now joining the Fake Democrat Apology tour.

He now admits the Covid-19 pandemic was handled poorly, open borders was a disaster, and inflation was horrible.

---------------

Did he include the jab juices when chest-feeding his poor, unfortunate, future-molestation victim child(ren)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (z3mAd)

165 The Omicron Variant? Is that by Robert Ludlum, Clive Cussler, or Michael Crichton?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:10 PM (L/fGl)

166 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Michelle Obama talks about how hard life is to be married to a man who is getting more fame and respect:
________________

Barack said the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

167 But my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend is immunocompromised. So everyone needs to wear a face daiper, maintain 6 feet of social distance, and get 3 jabs and a booster every other week. #SCIENCE

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 29, 2025 06:11 PM (8iNlE)

168 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Michelle Obama talks about how hard life is to be married to a man who is getting more fame and respect:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:03 PM (L/fGl)

This is hilarious on so many levels I don't know where to start.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (k9OZB)
***

She'll say anything as long as the check clears.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2025 06:11 PM (W/lyH)

169 Mayor Pete is now joining the Fake Democrat Apology tour.

He now admits the Covid-19 pandemic was handled poorly, open borders was a disaster, and inflation was horrible.
_________________

No mention of any of his transportation f*ck ups?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

170 osted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (lIio7)

That sounds like a very difficult situation to deal with. God be with you and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 06:12 PM (Qh9gU)

171 Democrats seem to want you to forget they were also the party of "Hug a Chinamen".

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:12 PM (E0p3T)

172 Butter out in a ceramic dish 9-10 months a year here. Jay could probably do the same.

Depends how far you are from the coast. Very fortunate, mean high/low temps for me are .... only a few degrees apart. Constant gentle breeze.

Of course I can barely walk to the sidewalk for the all the homeless who aren't actually around, I can't own or shoot all the gunz I have and shoot, and every idiotic policy and law affect me every minute of every day. Or not. But you'd want to stay away from here. Oh, and move as soon as you can!!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2025 06:12 PM (1m82a)

173 The Omicron Variant? Is that by Robert Ludlum, Clive Cussler, or Michael Crichton?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025

***
John Varley's sequel to The Ophiuchi Hotline?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

174 I leave one cube in a butter container on the counter so it's spreadable and the rest is refrigerated. If it's over 100 I keep it in the fridge but otherwise it's fine. My friends with the dairy kept the butter out but their aunt made fresh butter and it was the best stuff I've ever tasted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (xHmR4)

I had a cat find the butter out in a stick and like up a good portion of the stick. She was making herself more dirty cleaning her self up.

She did a similar thing when she was a tiny kitten but it was a whole pan of roast drippings. I thought she'd eat a little but she ate a TON of it. She was almost spherical and could hardy keep from sleeping.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:13 PM (8avO+)

175 I leave one cube in a butter container on the counter so it's spreadable and the rest is refrigerated. If it's over 100 I keep it in the fridge but otherwise it's fine. My friends with the dairy kept the butter out but their aunt made fresh butter and it was the best stuff I've ever tasted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (xHmR4)
______________

Fun fact: Fahrenheit used the melting point of butter to define 100 F.

0 F was the temperature of ice-salt, the coldest temperature that could be generated at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

176 @cobracommandr15

> Randi Weingarten is prettier on the outside.

https://tinyurl.com/yvyvhua2

Posted by: Oglebay at May 29, 2025 06:13 PM (2ap+5)

177 Boston is my canary in the coal mine place. I'll never forget seeing a guy rowing alone in the middle of the Charles River, and wearing a mask. We still laugh over that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:14 PM (rz7ie)

178 Thanks, Fen.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:14 PM (lIio7)

179 Shazam! Is this a dagger I see before me?
- Jim Nabors as Macbeth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:14 PM (L/fGl)

180 Butter melts at 90-95°F. Invest in AC.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Ah. I forget A/C.
I am in japan and no one here puts that in the kitchen -- too much cooking heat and stuff so you need open windows.. (I have 4 min-splits but we only use them on hot days after work -- not full time.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 29, 2025 06:14 PM (YHcsT)

181 Mayor Pete is now joining the Fake Democrat Apology tour.

He now admits the Covid-19 pandemic was handled poorly, open borders was a disaster, and inflation was horrible.
_________________

No mention of any of his transportation f*ck ups?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

Still not taking responsiblity for any of them Pete? Perhaps we should not take risks and avoid voting for a total loser.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

182
Mayor Re-Pete: What I took away from the 2024 election is that a lot of people voted for Vance, who has a beard, and who will likely be the 2028 GOP nominee for President, with a beard. So to show I'm really just one of the guys, and to take the beard issue off the table in the next election, my consultants said, "Hey, Mayor Pete, you should grown a beard." So, yeah, with that one tweak, I'm expecting about 350, maybe 400 electoral votes.
Posted by: Acme Consultants, Inc.

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Pete is the soft-spoken, nonthreatening, reasonable Vance. He's the candidate for the Goldilocks girls -- not too masculine, not too wimpy. Just right!

Pete in debate: "Look, J.D., we're both fathers, we both want the best for our spouses and our families..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:15 PM (n7rxJ)

183 Isn't Omicron the French dude who got clotheslined by his aged wife?

Posted by: Mixed Up at May 29, 2025 06:15 PM (G5+As)

184 121 How was Jim Nabors even an actor? He can't act.
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Because Hollywood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

185 And then, once each and every schoolroom has a positive-pressure sealed door, we can re-open them.

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"And every teacher has a a positive-pressure HAZMAT Helmet, Mask, and sealed yap."

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:16 PM (z3mAd)

186 Omnicron is one of those Greek Letters I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:16 PM (y+JDS)

187
Then:

"Hug a Chinamen"

"Mask Up Hater"

"Stay Inside Forever"

"Race Riots are Good For Your Health"

"Kids Are Resilient, They Will Be Fine"

"Get Vaxxed or Get Fired"

Now: "Maybe We Should Have Done Things a Little Differently"

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T)

188 Japan (mostly) is incredibly humid, and of course pretty hot for several months, depending where you're talking about. Can only see butter out on the counter there in an unusually spacious place, or with AC, or certain times of year.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2025 06:17 PM (1m82a)

189 Omicron is part of the Marvell Universe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:17 PM (rz7ie)

190 "And every teacher has a a positive-pressure HAZMAT Helmet, Mask, and sealed yap."

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:16 PM (z3mAd)

1,000 PSI is positive pressure.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 06:17 PM (i24o9)

191
No mention of any of his transportation f*ck ups?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

Still not taking responsiblity for any of them Pete? Perhaps we should not take risks and avoid voting for a total loser.
Posted by: Oldcat

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He'll get around to that as soon as he ChatGPTs all the surrounding fake fluff.

"Well it's true, I don't blame Americans for feeling a little impatient about some things, and we could have done a better job overall in government if we cut the timeline down for our critical projects so we could see them actuated in a reasonable time-frame, and that's one of many things I learned and that I intend to improve in office. And it's a shame that President Trump cut off our EV program just as it was all about to come online, and that's something I'm hoping we can resume very quickly in my administration."

Word count: maybe not enough

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (n7rxJ)

192 I predict my dad will deny there are any issues and when we try to talk him into giving up his guns, he will react badly.

He's a very proud man who basically lives in his bed. If he gives up his ability to protect his home, he's likely to see that as a huge personal failing.
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I'm sure there's a thousand things wrong with my suggestion, but I'll give it anyway.

Compromise. Tell him what was observed and how completely and totally unsafe it was to anyone and everyone in the home. Tell him you will assist him to find *2* guns that are small enough to be usable IN CASE of emergency and that once found every single gun in the house other than those 2 must go. Further, insist that the *2* be stored in a reachable-in-case-of-break-in place, and that he agree in advance to give them up if he ever moves them without said break-in taking place. Guns are no longer for him to look at, to clean, to show others, they are simply self-defense tools.

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

193 Boston is my canary in the coal mine place. I'll never forget seeing a guy rowing alone in the middle of the Charles River, and wearing a mask. We still laugh over that.

Did he get arrested? If not, California is still worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (/y8xj)

194 Every Omicron has a spark of divinity and should be treasured!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (rz7ie)

195 Nobody ever read the back of the mask boxes. Which said, in 2020:

"Does not prevent transmission of viral or bacterial illness."

Oh, the N-95s?

Dust masks: they're designed to prevent your inhaling 95% of dust particles, which are visible to the naked eye. Viruses? get your electron microscope....

Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (Epeb0)

196 But, in Asia, it's resulted in increased hospitalizations and emergency room visits. So, what should Americans know about NB.1.8.1, and how worrying is its spread? Here's what to know.

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Deplorable peasants should be welded into their homes for their own good!

/#TwoYears to stop the spread ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:19 PM (z3mAd)

197 Omicron is part of the Marvell Universe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:17 PM (rz7ie)
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Men are from Omicron Persei IX and women are from Omicron Persei VII

Posted by: Ndnd - Co-ruler of Omicron Persei VIII at May 29, 2025 06:19 PM (GlyvH)

198 How was Jim Nabors even an actor? He can't act.
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Because Hollywood.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025

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It was the Sixties. Besides, he was very convincing as Gomer, as what Gomer was supposed to be. At least when he lived in Mayberry.

Ken Curtis, best known as "Festus" on Gunsmoke, had a great singing voice too. He played an early, ratty version of Festus, with the same accent, on two episodes of Have Gun -- Will Travel. In the second he steps up in a gambling house and begins to sing, and you have the same "Whaaaa?" reaction to him as you probably did to Jim Nabors when he belted out "The Impossible Dream."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:19 PM (omVj0)

199 I do have to give him props -- he went on the True Conservative Bulwark Podcast, so that's brave of him, to go on such an unfriendly, True Conservative outlet.

He's got my vote!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (ycI94)

200 I predict my dad will deny there are any issues and when we try to talk him into giving up his guns, he will react badly.

He's a very proud man who basically lives in his bed. If he gives up his ability to protect his home, he's likely to see that as a huge personal failing.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:08 PM (lIio7)

Leave him his revolvers. He does need to protect the homestead.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (FCbAQ)

201 Another thing: Since when do you ever "quarantine" healthy people?

And since when was ANY respiratory illness "asymptomatic" in the contagious phase? (But it sounds so impressively "sciencey" to say, doesn't it?)

Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (Epeb0)

202 Did he get arrested? If not, California is still worse.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (/y8xj)
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Oh yeah, I'd forgotten the lone beach guy getting arrested!

But not the Canuckistani raids on churches...Remember that horseshit?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:21 PM (rz7ie)

203 I appreciate the suggestions, Crusader.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (lIio7)

204
Me: I don't like wearing a mask because I find it harder to breathe in it.

Lib Acquaintance: THAT'S A LIE!!!! Read the studies!!!

Me: If they don't block any air why don't you try wearing five of them.

Lib Acquaintance: That's different!! The studies are about one mask!! They let you breathe perfectly freely!!

Me: Then how do they block the virus?

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (E0p3T)

205 Just a day or two ago, I watched a video someone made during the covid lockdown of police in Minneapolis walking down the streets yelling at people daring to be on their front porches to get back inside. Anyone moved too slow, the police fired something like a Roman candle at them for motivation. Crazy authoritarian behavior, but Tampon Timmy was re-elected anyway.

Posted by: Advo at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (jO4mz)

206 Respected Middle-Aged Journalist Who Accused Biden of 'Genocide' Slams Pete Buttigieg for Supporting 'Far-Right Eugenics'


We're obsessed with Taylor Lorenz, who recently attended the Pornhub Awards and partied with Girthmasterr, winner of 'Best Dick'

That's one of the best headlines and subheads I've seen in weeks.

There's a pun in there somewhere, but I'm eating my taco and pintos and got no time to expand on the idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

207
The "chest-feeding" photo-op should have been the end of him being considered to run a lemonade stand.

Posted by: Crusader

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Photo was fake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (n7rxJ)

208 Every Omicron has a spark of divinity and should be treasured!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (rz7ie)

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No Omicron is illegal!

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (TZqdt)

209 193 Boston is my canary in the coal mine place. I'll never forget seeing a guy rowing alone in the middle of the Charles River, and wearing a mask. We still laugh over that.

Did he get arrested? If not, California is still worse.
_____

Well, we shot at him, but we were a little too far away, and maybe a little too drunk, to hit him.

Posted by: Cambridge Police at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (qUkBO)

210 Leave him his revolvers. He does need to protect the homestead.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (FCbAQ)
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Maybe quietly change out his loads, and put blanks into his guns

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (rz7ie)

211 Leave him his revolvers. He does need to protect the homestead.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (FCbAQ)

Look into Beretta 3032 Tomcat, etc. Small caliber, SA/DA, don't need to rack the slide to chamber first round.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (i24o9)

212 Did he get arrested? If not, California is still worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2025 06:18 PM (/y8xj)
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Remember the guy who got popped for surfing hundreds of yards away from anyone else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

213 We're obsessed with Taylor Lorenz, who recently attended the Pornhub Awards and partied with Girthmasterr, winner of 'Best Dick'

Ok. You'd think he would have better taste than a dried up, dusty, assassin skank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (CItiL)

214 I think the illustrations in that Stewart Cowley book are by others. I think one distinctive style I remember is from Chris Foss. And i think it is a Chris Foss illustration book that i actually remember. Maybe Cowley was involved, not sure.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (cduTK)

215 No Omicron is illegal!
Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (TZqdt)
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That's right-- hate has no home here!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (rz7ie)

216 There's a pun in there somewhere, but I'm eating my taco and pintos and got no time to expand on the idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

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Dare I say even a Muldoon limerick?

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (TZqdt)

217 Another thing I noticed in 2021, when the WonderShots were rolled out--they said at first that you needed special 70-degrees-below-zero freezers to store the stuff, because MRNA is so fragile. Most docs don't have that kind of freezer, so people were driving up to 2 hours to get the Special Sauce. Remember you had to be on the preferred list?

Then you could get it at your GP's office....

Then you could get it at Walgreens....

Then you could get it at a parking lot, a football field... and people just lined up and took it.

Amazing.

Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (Epeb0)

218 Another thing: Since when do you ever "quarantine" healthy people?

And since when was ANY respiratory illness "asymptomatic" in the contagious phase? (But it sounds so impressively "sciencey" to say, doesn't it?)
Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:20 PM (Epeb0)

These.

I laughed in 2020 when my idiot lib brother started talking about "herd immunity" like he was Albert Sabin.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (E0p3T)

219
She did a similar thing when she was a tiny kitten but it was a whole pan of roast drippings. I thought she'd eat a little but she ate a TON of it. She was almost spherical and could hardy keep from sleeping.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:13 PM
That's awful, poor kitty.
That's why I have my butter in a ceramic crock thing, no kitty can get it. They would have eventually eaten it all as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (xHmR4)

220 "Get Vaxxed or Get Fired." Yeah, that was the turning point for me at my employer. I'd been there since 2002 (and seven years from '88 to '95 as well), and had always had respect for the place as an institution. Then, despite their rep as being on the forefront of medical and scientific knowledge, they went 1000% in on the face diaper and six-feet-apart stuff.

Then came the threat that if you didn't get an exemption, you had to get the shot or risk firing. I submitted my request and it was, weirdly, approved. If it hadn't been, I was ready to let them fire me, take my retirement annuity and SS, and see if I could get unemployment.

But I lost interest in going to work as of that point in late '21.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (omVj0)

221 Another thing: Since when do you ever "quarantine" healthy people?
__________________

Since you don't quarantine faggots with AIDS.

This way, quarantines are conserved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

222 Pete, by your very existence you give Silky Pony political gravitas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (/f9sa)

223 How can I get the Zionists to buy me a Vespa?

Posted by: Tired Of The Bus at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (G5+As)

224 Then you could get it at a parking lot, a football field... and people just lined up and took it.

Amazing.
Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (spank.

So much sketch, it is like Taylor Lorenzs dance card.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (CItiL)

225 We're obsessed with Taylor Lorenz, who recently attended the Pornhub Awards and partied with Girthmasterr, winner of 'Best Dick'

Ok. You'd think he would have better taste than a dried up, dusty, assassin skank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (CItiL)

Quite unworthy of the noble legacy of Pornhub to invite her.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (8avO+)

226 Well, we shot at him, but we were a little too far away, and maybe a little too drunk, to hit him.
Posted by: Cambridge Police at May 29, 2025 06:22 PM (qUkBO)

F you. I'm just good at rowing.

Posted by: Banacek at May 29, 2025 06:26 PM (0eaVi)

227 I can't wait for the unicorn variant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:26 PM (y+JDS)

228 Pete, by your very existence you give Silky Pony political gravitas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (/f9sa)

You're right, they do kind of remind me of each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 29, 2025 06:26 PM (CItiL)

229 We're obsessed with Taylor Lorenz, who recently attended the Pornhub Awards and partied with Girthmasterr, winner of 'Best Dick'

Ok. You'd think he would have better taste than a dried up, dusty, assassin washed-up, ageing skank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (CItiL)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

230 And meanwhile: The COVID Caucus is trying to gin up panic about another covid variant.

"COVID 2: Eclectic Boogaboo"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 29, 2025 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

231 Liberace would be 106, had somebody quarantined him.

Posted by: Aruba Liberace, Play Mambo for Me at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (G5+As)

232 We, mayor Pete grew a beard and is trying to talk like a centrist!
Is he a trans-centrist? A trans-populist?
Quick question, Pete: Ivermectin- valid treatment for Covid or crazy-pants horse pill?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (Hkcdp)

233 She did a similar thing when she was a tiny kitten but it was a whole pan of roast drippings. I thought she'd eat a little but she ate a TON of it. She was almost spherical and could hardy keep from sleeping.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:13 PM
That's awful, poor kitty.
That's why I have my butter in a ceramic crock thing, no kitty can get it. They would have eventually eaten it all as well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:24 PM (xHmR4)

She was happy as a clam, at the age where they are like little nuclear reactors doubling in size in days.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

234 Pete, by your very existence you give Silky Pony political gravitas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (/f9sa)
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Boy, hasn't HE sunk without trace?

I guess he lives on in spirit in David Hogg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

235 Mayor Pete MUST be the next president. Has to be. Only person anywhere really qualified.

Posted by: Sid at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (EEqEm)

236
Remember the guy who got popped for surfing hundreds of yards away from anyone else?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:23 PM (YqDXo)


If I knew those cops I would never, ever let them live that down. I would publicly mock them every chance I got. I know they were following orders but that's crazy, especially in light of the crime epidemic we lived/living through.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (xHmR4)

237 Well, we shot at him, but we were a little too far away, and maybe a little too drunk, to hit him.
Posted by: Cambridge Police at May 29, 2025
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F you. I'm just good at rowing.
Posted by: Banacek at May 29, 2025

****
** Applause **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:29 PM (omVj0)

238
"Really? Who was the second most awesome transportation secretary?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Heh, good one. If only it were someone gay AND black, to prove that she's racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:29 PM (n7rxJ)

239 Gee, monkeypox just disappeared forever, huh?
Anyone ask Pete about why?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:29 PM (Hkcdp)

240 > If I knew those cops I would never, ever let them live that down. I would publicly mock them every chance I got. I know they were following orders but that's crazy, especially in light of the crime epidemic we lived/living through.

Same, CaliGirl. Same.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lIio7)

241 A pox on both your monkeys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (y+JDS)

242


That beard really makes Buttjudge look manly.

Posted by: E Buzz at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (v+w49)

243
"COVID 2: Eclectic Boogaboo"
Posted by: SpeakingOf

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COVID Classic!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (n7rxJ)

244 California is going all tough on crime.

Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
California is handing out thousands of tickets to residents who park within 20 feet of a crosswalk, even if they're parked against a white curb.
This is criminal.
Instead of painting the curbs red, California cities are raking in millions of dollars by handing out tickets thanks to a new sneaky "daylighting" law that went into effect on January 1st.
. . . .
Tickets were initially proposed to be $117 each; however, the city of San Diego, for example, will be raising prices to make more money.

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This parking violation will not go unavenged!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (L/fGl)

245 But I lost interest in going to work as of that point in late '21.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 06:25 PM (omVj0)

I lost interest in work long before Fraudvid came along. It killed my job in early 2021 and I haven't worked a day since.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2025 06:31 PM (0eaVi)

246 Posted by: Sid at May 29, 2025 06:28 PM (EEqEm)
________________

Uh oh. Sid's in love. Probably drawing hearts over "i's" in his diary.

"Mrs. Pete Buttigieg."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

247 I doubted Booty could grow a beard but now I'm a believer.

Posted by: Mickey Dolenz at May 29, 2025 06:32 PM (jZ4Ie)

248 If I knew those cops I would never, ever let them live that down. I would publicly mock them every chance I got. I know they were following orders but that's crazy, especially in light of the crime epidemic we lived/living through.

Same, CaliGirl. Same.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lIio7)
______________

"Oh, and fuss they made about Eliot Ness!"

There are a thousand jokes you could make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

249 247 I doubted Booty could grow a beard but now I'm a believer.
Posted by: Mickey Dolenz at May 29, 2025 06:32 PM (jZ4Ie)

And then I saw her face...

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:33 PM (xHmR4)

250 Haven't seen that. I saw him in a modern play that's supposed to take place in the Middle Ages called "The Lady's Not For Burning" and he was very convincing as a fellow who is trying to save a woman accused of witchcraft and whom he is attracted to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 06:09 PM (Qh9gU)

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I remember that Margaret Thatcher had a great line in a speech, or maybe her campaign motto, and/or maybe authored a book by the title: "The Lady's Not For Turning."

I had no idea it was a play on some historical words. Thanks, Fen!

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 06:33 PM (TZqdt)

251 I dream of the day a pack of avenging beagles finally tracks down and trees the fugitive Fauci

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (jZ4Ie)

252 Grandpa on The Waltons was a homo in real life.

Yep, really. Bad-tempered, too.

Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (Epeb0)

253
their aunt made fresh butter and it was the best stuff I've ever tasted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:05 PM (xHmR4)

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I'd like to know how she did it. I made fresh butter once and couldn't say it was better than Kirkland or Danish Creamery.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (n7rxJ)

254 Gee, monkeypox just disappeared forever, huh?
Anyone ask Pete about why?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:29 PM (Hkcdp)
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"They caught it from their dogs!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

255 Buttygig, the do-nothing SecTrans?

Only one president stepped in from the Cabinet that I am aware of: the former SecCommerce, Herbert Hoover. And Hoover was great at everything. Except the Presidency.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (vm8sq)

256 Was she the same weight as a duck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (y+JDS)

257 Excuse me, Sid?
Are you forgetting moi????

Posted by: Gov Jared Polis at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)

258
GOD, I hate this fakery. Even Pete's jocular, folksy, reasonable "smile" drives me up a wall. He is going to be one of the most annoying figures in public life for me. Just break something and scream, Pete. You know you want to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)

259 I know they were following orders but that's crazy, especially in light of the crime epidemic we lived/living through.

Same, CaliGirl. Same.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lIio7)

I have never understood why no one but cops can use the Nuremberg Defense.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (vm8sq)

260 If I knew those cops I would never, ever let them live that down. I would publicly mock them every chance I got. I know they were following orders but that's crazy, especially in light of the crime epidemic we lived/living through.

Same, CaliGirl. Same.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lIio7)
______________

"Oh, and fuss they made about Eliot Ness!"

There are a thousand jokes you could make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
____________

"Book him, Dano!"

"Don't shoot, G-man!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

261
Reading all these posts this afternoon, with Buttplug here, and the previous Dem "let's analyze masculine heteronormative coding", I'm like that crazy chick on the airplane: "That motherfucker ain't real!". They're on a cubical Bizzarro Earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (w6EFb)

262 “The caught it from their dogs “




Or that big orgy. Oh, you didnt know how common orgies are? Oh, yeah, and my kid got it, too… uh…

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (Hkcdp)

263 Let me see if I have this straight, if you'll pardon the expression.

The Dems want to go after normal men, but they're contemplating running a flaming faggot for President? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

264 247 I doubted Booty could grow a beard but now I'm a believer.
Posted by: Mickey Dolenz

I hope he and Chasten go to the beach. And Chasten wears a speedo. And he has beard burn all around his thighs and buttocks.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (ycI94)

265 My mom used to make ice cream and it was pretty darn great. No butter though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:38 PM (jZ4Ie)

266 Right, Blonde Mortician?

He always seems angry under the aw shucks facade.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:38 PM (Hkcdp)

267 I hope he and Chasten go to the beach. And Chasten wears a speedo. And he has beard burn all around his thighs and buttocks.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (ycI94)
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Go on....

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Senator from the great state of South Carolina at May 29, 2025 06:39 PM (jZ4Ie)

268 >>>F*** yourself dead.

I mean, basically, yes. And I am a fairly non-cursing person, but this is about as appropriate as we can be!

Posted by: m at May 29, 2025 06:40 PM (CQE5S)

269 I hope he and Chasten go to the beach. And Chasten wears a speedo. And he has beard burn all around his thighs and buttocks.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (ycI94)
____________

THAT is the literary equivalent of one of your photos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

270 Some chick is primarying Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2025 06:40 PM (y+JDS)

271 @252 gay and a communist. Will Geer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 06:41 PM (3/Qxt)

272
I'd like to know how she did it. I made fresh butter once and couldn't say it was better than Kirkland or Danish Creamery.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 06:34 PM (n7rxJ)

She used the cream off of the fresh milk and used salt. She used an old kitchen aid stand mixer and she had a bunch of glass jars in the kitchen too.
Their cookies and baked goods were the best too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:41 PM (xHmR4)

273 Sumbitches are always stirring up trouble!

FOX 13 Seattl@fox13seattle
In about five days, more than 30 people have been arrested at conservative Christian rallies in Seattle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:42 PM (L/fGl)

274 Democrats will have a tough time choosing between AOC and Booty. Cannot wait for that debate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:42 PM (jZ4Ie)

275 Buttgig has the face of someone who has smoked a lot of cox.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2025 06:42 PM (dGCAG)

276
My mom used to make ice cream and it was pretty darn great. No butter though.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

No butter in the ice cream. The butter wouldn't melt so she put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

277 Democrats will have a tough time choosing between AOC and Booty. Cannot wait for that debate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 29, 2025 06:42 PM (jZ4Ie)

Think Bernie will go again?

They gotta have some looney bazillionaire who wants to be there. Or Jill Stein.

Where's Ralph Nader?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2025 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

278 "Oh, and the fuss they made about Eliot Ness!"

There are a thousand jokes you could make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
____________

"Book him, Dano!"

"Don't shoot, G-man!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)
____________

"Hey, since you're now on Baywatch, aren't you supposed to run along beach in a one-piece bathing suit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

279
Or that big orgy. Oh, you didnt know how common orgies are? Oh, yeah, and my kid got it, too… uh…
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 06:37 PM (Hkcdp)

That sure disappeared might quick didn't it? I argued with grok about how the kids and dog got it and I guess I'm a homophobe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:44 PM (xHmR4)

280 I didn't think this thread could get any gayer, but then -

Posted by: Sid

Posted by: gKWVE at May 29, 2025 06:45 PM (gKWVE)

281 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 29, 2025 06:45 PM (xHmR4)

282 Everybody knows the way to communicate with men is to punch them in the shoulder and holler "Flinch!" Or maybe "Slugbug!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You and whose army? at May 29, 2025 06:46 PM (L/fGl)

283 @252 gay and a communist. Will Geer

--

Yeah, he had communist sympathies. Meaning he was a commie. I was disappointed to find that out. Rumors too that Ellen Corby was gay as well.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 29, 2025 06:47 PM (qBdHI)

284 Not Believable 1.8.1

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 29, 2025 06:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

285 You need a really heavy cream, 40% butter fat to make butter. Plus I make butter bells. Might send one to Ben Had for a Corsicana prize.

Posted by: javems at May 29, 2025 07:10 PM (8I4hW)

286 Covering his butt?
Problematic for Mayor Pete.
And, sadly, going on the Bulwark podcast does not give an indication if he is a top or bottom.
The bulwark is def bottom, but Pete could be MORE bottom.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 29, 2025 08:49 PM (vvIbr)

287 I can't believe you dead named Mayor Pete. His name is Booty-Juice for crying out loud! Unbelievable.

Posted by: James Phillips at May 29, 2025 11:06 PM (3Zx4o)

288 It's very trouble-free to find out any matter on net as
compared to books, as I found this article at this web page.

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