Democrats Totally Understand Straight Men: An Evolving Series

Scott Jennings hints that Tim Walz might not be well-equipped to talk to straight men.

Walz imagines that it's "code talk" when men talk about manly things. We're not really talking about the things, I guess he believes, we're really just exchanging codes or shibboleths establishing our identities as straight men.

First it was Tim Walz “code talker.” Now it’s $20 million to “study” men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes. pic.twitter.com/EOSUA6jQxJ
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) May 28, 2025

The left is really gripped by gnostic concepts -- like the idea that the real, physical world is just "socially constructed" and that by changing words we change reality.

Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.

Meanwhile, via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit: an "influencer" claims that all of the "conservative" young men she knows are actually liberals:

Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men— says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM. pic.twitter.com/Jz4EjMHKUh
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 28, 2025

I can't tell if the person talking to her is male or female.

And that's why they are losing young men. Most young men aren't into androgyny, and they're tired of people telling them that that's the thing they should be into.
— The Galaxy's Shortest Wookie (@Crapplefratz) May 29, 2025

In fairness, I would say that the people she's talking about are college-attending "conservatives," who skew more liberal than non-college-attending conservatives. I've observed this ten thousand times myself, including the example of myself.

I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate, and with college-attending women being absolutely batshit leftwing lunatics right now, young men will tend to claim "I'm not like the other conservatives" and offer their half-hearted endorsements of the issues that college-age women think are the most important.

But that doesn't really mean they believe it or, even if they do believe it, that it's something they'd actually vote on. Everyone is very aware of the very real phenomenon of trolling pro-abortion rallies to get laid. Countfeiting your beliefs to please stupid 20-year-old liberal chicks just a scootch is a very common courting deception.

I've mentioned before that Jordan Peterson now thinks that this habit of adjusting beliefs to attract mates may now be working in the opposite direction: Younger Gen Z girls are dating somewhat older guys who have turned against the left, and are now expressing more conservative beliefs.

Some beliefs become socially accepted as "status-conferring" and some beliefs as "status-reducing." We are seeing a broad repudiation of leftwing bullshit and grievances, and they are losing their former status-conferring appeal. Because they're dogshit and only marginal, useless, mentally-ill dogshit people believe in them.

Also via Ed Driscoll: Andrew Stiles explains the Democrats' attempts to understand straight male "code talk."

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Democratic Party's Strategic Efforts To Enhance Receptivity in Masculine-Coded Heteronormative Cohorts Through Data-Driven Holistic Outreach
Andrew Stiles

Democratic donors and consultants have been meeting in luxury hotels to analyze the party's inability to connect with male voters and propose alternative communications strategies. The results, according to the New York Times, have often resembled "anthropological studies of people from faraway places." One liberal group is planning a $20-million campaign called "Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan," or SAM for short, that will "study the syntax, language and content that gains attention and virality" in masculine-coded heteronormative communities.
The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively and semi-legally obtained an early draft of the data-driven blueprint for communicative outreach. Enjoy!
BASIC CONVERSATION
Instead of:
"Hi there. What are your pronouns?"
"Nice to meet you. Read any good female novelists lately?"
"Good morning. Are you ready to combat fascism?"
"Good afternoon. May I have consent to shake your hand?"
"Crazy weather we've been having. Climate change is an existential threat to humanity."
"Don't call me ma'am. It reeks of patriarchy."
Please try:
"Hi, how are you?"
"Nice to meet you. Where are you from?"
"What do you like to do in your spare time?"
Overcorrection (do not try):
"Sup, bro? What do you like more--tits or sluts?"
"Wanna meet up later and do some 'roids?"
"For sure, I would totally let Joe Rogan bang my wife."
...

MASCULINITY
Instead of:
"I could code talk to white guys watching football, fixing their truck doing that. I could put them at ease. I was the permission structure to say 'look you can do this and vote for this.'"
"Part of it makes me think that, well, you just aren't feeling the idea of having a woman as president, and you're coming up with other alternatives and other reasons for that."
"Your rage does not exist in a vacuum. If we don't get this election right, your wife, your daughter, your mother, we as women will become collateral damage for your rage."
Please try:
Anything else.

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM

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1 Hah

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:19 PM (Hkcdp)

2 Democrats can never understand straight men because they don't have any straight men in the party.

It's the same reason Democrats can never understand Americans. They don't have any of them in the party, either.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 29, 2025 02:19 PM (oSeBJ)

3 Olivia Juliana Herrara, a queer feminist activist.

lol, they are so broken they can’t see how hilarious this is.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (Hkcdp)

4 It all comes down to cocks.

Posted by: Jaime Lannister at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (jc0TO)

5 Scott Jennings hints that Tim Walz might not be well-equipped
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Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (Q4cxx)

6 I hope they keep wandering, blind, in the dark.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (N1tpc)

7 Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! No, wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:21 PM (/cXEw)

8 I code talk all the time. It's not hard.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 29, 2025 02:21 PM (/U5Yz)

9 The left becomes more a parody of itself with every passing day.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:21 PM (tT6L1)

10 I'm confident the young conservative men would prefer to spend a high with Ella Emmhoff rather than Karoline Levitt.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (Vyll1)

11 >>I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate, and with college-attending women being absolutely batshit leftwing lunatics right now, young men will tend to claim "I'm not like the other conservatives" and offer their half-hearted endorsements of the issues that college-age women think are the most important.

I once convinced a Hot waitress that my name was Vini Vidi-Vici and that my parents owned Marlboro Cigarettes.

'See. There's my name on the label. Mom wanted it to be there.'

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (hJb7m)

12 I wonder how much of my tax dollars are going towards this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (Q4IgG)

13 Democrats don't understand snizz either

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

14 Dudes who just want to be dudes.
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Dudes who just want to be dudes are racist!

It's the most racisty thing ever.

Wait. Except for cop dudes who just want to be dudes.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (Q4cxx)

15 The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.

Dudes: Sorry, Dems, you give me the ick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (ExV1e)

16 Remember: The problem isnt that Democrats are losing men, the problem is they lost the election.

And yes that may sound like the same thing but it's not.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (Ga7sD)

17 Step 1: Declare all normal expressions of masculinity and male heterosexuality “TOXIC”

Step2: Do this for 20 years, an entire generation of boys grow up hearing nothing but this - they are TOXIC!!

Step 3: Wonder why you have list Gen Z to Trump, then hire a fat lesbian to fix things.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (Hkcdp)

18 The land whale in the video ridiculously overcompensates to establish her bona fides. Yeah, you LUUUUVVVV frat bros. Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (s8j++)

19 >>It all comes down to cocks.
Posted by: Jaime Lannister at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (jc0TO)

Did someone say Two Cocks?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (hJb7m)

20 Out: Navajo Shit Talker
In: Tim Walz ... also shit talker

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

21 Neither of those two people has ever met a straight man, young or old.

Posted by: huerfano at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (n2swS)

22 Olivia Juliana Herrara, a queer feminist activist.

lol, they are so broken they can’t see how hilarious this is.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (Hkcdp)
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Hilarious? I dunno. Redundant, you bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

23 >>Olivia Julianna

I didn't watch the video because I could not tell if was an actual woman by just looking at the Thumbnail.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (hJb7m)

24 Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men� says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM.

I think 0/3 is still a passing grade under the new SF grading policies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

25 One benefit of overturning Roe v Wade is it may have taken abortion off as an issue. Most of us would suspect that most people in America are pro-abortion ... to a point. The Democrat party is pro-abortion ... way past that point. The sort of issue is now off the table for most of the country. So while most young people may say they support it, it is not an issue that really moves them. And if the issue does move them, it is probably toward the right, because the left is out there promoting abortion at 9 months by a 15 year old.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (sX1BW)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

27 That all said, I will believe a whole lot of 'professional conservatives' are actually liberals. More than a few fakes and grifters out there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

28 Houtis!

Heard big boom a minute ago but now sirens started after.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (/92YE)

29 Remember when Hillary's "director of rural outreach" lived in ... Manhattan?

But, as others have noted, this is just a continuation of their constant delusion "our product is superior, it's our sales pitch that's deficient."

Or, to put it another way, "build a better mousetrap and you'll go broke because conservatives are racist."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (P9rYY)

30 Do "dudes" wear purple suits, with a pink hanky in the pocket?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

31 I like where the play button appears on those videos of the Dem "woman" - right over her face. I don't want to watch, nor do I want to "play" with her.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (VNX3d)

32 How To Talk To Men:

https://youtu.be/74I7Nl1mKig

Grand Torino version

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Aqu9a)

33 Democrats Totally Understand Straight Men: An Evolving Series

"You have to caress the balls with your soft tongue while teasing the anus, right?"

- - - - - - The DNC Men

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

34 an overweight 22 year old feminist woman
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If she eats nothing but soy, she's the Estrogen trifecta!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Q4cxx)

35 In their endeavors to reach out to conservative men, I hope the Democrats get the same reception as outsiders attempting to make contact with North Sentinel Islanders.

Posted by: Paco at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (mADJX)

36 LMAO she believes these conservative men when they say they're all about feminism, aborting babies, and black riots.

Maybe they don't want their fraternity houses bricked and their lives ruined?

It is just like a lib to make everyone afraid to express any disagreement and then brag about how everybody agrees.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Ga7sD)

37 The problem is that the Dems lost the election.

The solution isn’t find a way to relate to young men, it’s to find the right narrative/ key words to convince them that you care about them.

Faking authenticity is hard, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Hkcdp)

38 I code talk all the time. It's not hard.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham

LOL
Posted by: Navajo Nation

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (/cXEw)

39 This is the issue with Democrats in general.

They cannot believe their ideas are the problem.

Their ideas are WONDERFUL. The problem is they just get stuck with bad marketing.

As opposed to conservatives who clearly have the greatest marketing in the world, seeing as how marketing is well known as a conservative bastion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (N1tpc)

40 "study the syntax, language and content that gains attention and virality" in masculine-coded heteronormative communities“

Here is the problem. Right here.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (aT5K/)

41 hey bros i'm going to use my torque wrench to adjust this diaphragm valve and then chug some brews.

Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

(last line is from...?)

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (KRtlO)

42 It's good to see Olivia Julianna got work after that men for Kamala ad where she/he/it said it eats carburetors for breakfast.

Posted by: Confused Moron at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

43 Testosterone can manifest in ways other than Rage.

Sports is usually not about rage ... neither is a drive to succeed and accomplish.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (vbXSk)

44 Houtis!

Heard big boom a minute ago but now sirens started after.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Head on a swivel Good Sir!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (/cXEw)

45 I really like Scott Jennings, but I think a lilac sportcoat with a pink pocket square might not be the best choice when you're mocking someone for being a bit light in the loafers.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (s8j++)

46 So while most young people may say they support it, it is not an issue that really moves them. And if the issue does move them, it is probably toward the right, because the left is out there promoting abortion at 9 months by a 15 year old.

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The same thing applies to gays. Gay marriage is simply accepted. We aren't fighting it anymore. The Dems moved on to a 20/80 position of supporting men in women's sports.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (sX1BW)

47 I didn't watch the video because I could not tell if was an actual woman by just looking at the Thumbnail.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:24 PM (hJb7m)
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Or the video.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (Q4cxx)

48 Testosterone can manifest in ways other than Rage.

Sports is usually not about rage ... neither is a drive to succeed and accomplish.
Posted by: illiniwek

Banging twin sisters at the same time.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (/cXEw)

49 Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

(last line is from...?)
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (KRtlO)

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (xcxpd)

50 >>> The land whale in the video ridiculously overcompensates to establish her bona fides. Yeah, you LUUUUVVVV frat bros. Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (s8j++)

=====

Not even the Tri-Lambs?

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (6TlG5)

51 Our middle grandson makes big money working blue collar. Boiler and cooler technician. For fun he's got a redneck special he uses to burn donuts in parking lots. (evidently this is a thing)

Democrats will never understand that kind of demographic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (tT6L1)

52 Memo to Democrats concerning how to talk to men

Don't, leave us alone.
You're welcome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (eDGGN)

53 Is there such a thing as low-E?

Olivia would be in that category.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (Q4cxx)

54 I've mentioned before that Jordan Peterson now thinks that this habit of adjusting beliefs to attract mates may now be working in the opposite direction: Younger Gen Z girls are dating somewhat older guys who have turned against the left, and are now expressing more conservative beliefs.

What is there in a "male feminist" ally to offer any woman? A shoulder to cry on? A man who helps you shop for clothes? That's what your gay friend is for. That's not what a woman is looking for in a guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

55 Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

(last line is from...?)
Posted by: ace

WNBA?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (/cXEw)

56 >>Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

Is that from Repo Man?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (hJb7m)

57 Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men� says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM. pic.twitter.com/Jz4EjMHKUh

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 28, 2025

Next thing you're going to tell me is Harry Sisson can actually satisfy a woman.

Pfffft....yeah......sell me ocean front property in Nebraska.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

58 >>>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

good guess but nope

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

59 Be safe BDS.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (xcIvR)

60 Most Democrats are going to think "How to talk to men" is how to pick-up men.

Most.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4cxx)

61 Head on a swivel Good Sir!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:27 PM (/cXEw)
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But I get dizzy.

Oh. Not me.

Them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (/92YE)

62 >>>Is that from Repo Man?

nope. I never really watched that movie. Tried to.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

63 I'm confident the young conservative men would prefer to spend a high with Ella Emmhoff rather than Karoline Levitt.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (Vyll1)

In fairness, Ella Emmhoff is single and more likely to do butt stuff on the first date.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

64
(last line is from...?)
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (KRtlO)
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Joe Dirt?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (tT6L1)

65 It's not just men, it's everyone. Some people vote Democrat, but nobody outside of hardcore NPCs understands or can relate to them.

The Left traverses a series of hothouses with carefully protected atmospheres from cradle to grave. They've been this way for generations.

They can't relate to normies, no matter how much they spend, now. It's been too long. They've lost that tribal knowledge. It would take generations more to reintegrate them into American life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

66 Democrats can never understand straight men because they don't have any straight men in the party.
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Even James Carville is back to pretending he didn't himself hang up on Kamala's campaign because it was nothing but a bunch of young dick-sipping soy boys and rad-femz.

BTW, aren't we like +30 days since his "within 30 days" prediction came and went?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (P9rYY)

67 hey bros i'm going to use my torque wrench to adjust this diaphragm valve and then chug some brews.

Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

(last line is from...?)
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:26 PM (KRtlO)

White Chicks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Straight Men just want to have fun.

Posted by: Case at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (a1g6Z)

69 Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.

Well, maybe if he's having a batting slump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (2VST1)

70 >>I never really watched that movie. Tried to.

Easily in the top 3 Soundtracks of all time.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (hJb7m)

71 Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

(last line is from...?)
Posted by: ace

WNBA?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (/cXEw)
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Ha!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

72 Conservative men are pro choice, pro gay marriage and pro BLM?

Tell me you’ve never met a conservative without saying “I don’t know any conservatives.”

This is The Bee, right? This is not real!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (Hkcdp)

73 Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

From Community:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QGzwkTSk

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

74 >>(last line is from...?)

Wet Leg's 3rd LP?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (hJb7m)

75 Honestly, we need a government program to roger these wymmynz good and hard and see if they can change into humans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (n17eQ)

76 Repo Men is underrated sci fi. Dystopian near future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (2VST1)

77 Straight men are literally the easiest people in the world to talk to. The male mindset when talking to other men:
1. Does he have beer, and
2. Will he share the beer with me?

When talking to women:
1. Does she make sandwiches?
2. Will she give me sandwiches?

There ya go, libs. Code cracked.

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (SdVmt)

78 What is there in a "male feminist" ally to offer any woman? A shoulder to cry on? A man who helps you shop for clothes? That's what your gay friend is for. That's not what a woman is looking for in a guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

It's a form of being worshiped without having to do anything to earn it. It's the pleasure they get from knowing they have subjugated someone.

It's like this tiny but significant reinforcement that their worldview that they are the center of the known universe, is "correct".

Normal people don't know what that's like. To want to know people in a mere effort to prove to yourself you're nothing short of a god.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (Ga7sD)

79 >> Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men— says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM.

Solo, la pa loiya Solo!

Posted by: Olivia the Hutt, masculinity expert at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (l3YAf)

80 Give it about 2 or 3 months and there will be accusations of various mis-gendering crimes, misogyny, theft and whatever else these weirdos are into.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (Q4IgG)

81 Be safe BDS.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (xcIvR)
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Thanks. Apparently we heard the intercept over Jordan.

Nice. It's only 9:30PM. No sleep lost. But our pups in Central Israel most probably had to grab our sleeping grandpups and run downstairs to the public shelter.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (/92YE)

82 From Community:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QGzwkTSk
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

Ahhhh....that's it.......

Never watched it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

83 They so bought into the "dogwhistle" idea (and that goes back at least 30 years - it was a middle deal when Sharpton and Jackson invoked it over tax and welfare policy after the '94 GOP takeover) that they think it's real, and they do it all the time.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (zrlyb)

84 How to talk to men:

1) Fucking relax.
2) you don't need to know everything i believe straight out of the gate, and if you do, it's because you're measuring if you can "fix" me enough to warrant knowing me, in which case go away.
3) my existence doesn't need your approval, yours don't need mine.
4) There is no 4.

That's also how to talk to women, by the way. Because humans are all nominally the same species.

It's so creepy and disgusting how these terminally online creeps who have infested government, academia, corporations, everything, are so.... inhuman. Go touch grass, fly a kite, slide down a muddy hill or something, i don't know. It's nuts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (yvnLa)

85 Is that line from Wedding Crashers?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (Hkcdp)

86 >>(last line is from...?)

That Sex and the City Movie you went to?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:32 PM (hJb7m)

87 Repo Men is underrated sci fi. Dystopian near future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (2VST1)

I knew a guy who swore that it was the best movie ever made. It is fun and rewatchable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (i24o9)

88 69 Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.

Well, maybe if he's having a batting slump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (2VST1)

Nope. I've had batting slumps. Even the longest driest spell - nope.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

89 last line is from...?
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Pride and Prejudice?

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (Q4cxx)

90 Now it’s $20 million to "study" men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.

Dems, I'll save you $20 million, since I know you can't implement any of it.

1. DEI is 100% anti-male
2. Men will tolerate LGB. T+ will never be acceptable. It is abuse of children, and trannys in womens sports is a violation of fair play.
3. Illegal aliens at the very least is line-cutting. No man tolerates line-cutters.
4. Voluntary Female Mutilation (tattoos, nose rings, etc) is graffiti. No one likes graffiti.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (D0HYP)

91 Conservative men are pro choice, pro gay marriage and pro BLM?

Tell me you’ve never met a conservative without saying “I don’t know any conservatives.”

This is The Bee, right? This is not real!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (Hkcdp)

Every lib woman I know believes this about me and none think I'm a lib. They know there's something "not right" about me.

Kind of like you all do. 🤔

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (Ga7sD)

92 I assume he meant to say "code switch". Not that that makes it much better, but it makes more sense in context.

Like when Black people can speak in normal proper english with white people then "code switch" to speaking in ebonics with other black people.

Basically, Waltz is saying his speaking about football or trucks is him being fake in order to fit in.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (uCjyK)

93 Well I guess you can't say they're pandering.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (Ga7sD)

94 The show is Community.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (aT5K/)

95 Actually I was referring to Repo Man. I haven't watched Repo Men.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (i24o9)

96 Now it’s $20 million to "study" men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.

Loose shoes, tight pussy & a warm place to shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (/cXEw)

97 >>>Never watched it.

It's from one of the best episodes. An app development company uses the school to test its new app, which allows people to rate everything including each other.

Two days into the test, the school has turned into a dystopian Orwellian sci-fi hell-hole where propaganda messages issue over the PAs 24/7 and people dress like they're in Logan's Run.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

98 Every lib woman I know believes this about me and none think I'm a lib. They know there's something "not right" about me.

Kind of like you all do. 🤔
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That's a different sort of "not right."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

99 >> Gay marriage is simply accepted. We aren't fighting it anymore.

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (l3YAf)

100 >>>94 The show is Community.

yup!

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

101 Be safe BDS.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 02:29 PM (xcIvR)

Ditto.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

102 Conservative men are pro choice, pro gay marriage and pro BLM.... yeah if it's gonna get us laid

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (FZ+Or)

103 2 Democrats can never understand straight men because they don't have any straight men in the party.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 29, 2025 02:19 PM (oSeBJ)

No, wait a minute. Don't forget the rapists. Bill Clinton, Harvey Weinstein, and all the slave masters who raped their slaves were Democrats.

Yeah, I know it's not all the slave masters, but if you ever want to see something funny watch a Democrat argue that only "almost" all of them were.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (pIfcn)

104 97 >>>Never watched it.

It's from one of the best episodes. An app development company uses the school to test its new app, which allows people to rate everything including each other.

Two days into the test, the school has turned into a dystopian Orwellian sci-fi hell-hole where propaganda messages issue over the PAs 24/7 and people dress like they're in Logan's Run.
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

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I only wish it was a two-parter like a paintball episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

105 The ultimate projection from a queer feminist : conservative men are pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro BLM.

Jeez even Saul Alinskey wouldn't make it that obvious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (eDGGN)

106 The problem is a lot of women are suppressing their feminine energy and a lot of men are suppressing their masculine energy.

Corporations love that because it makes people into indistinquishable cogs in the great corporate machine. Unfortunately, suppression of our internal energies causes major health and psychological issues.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (Wzq2W)

107 LMAO she believes these conservative men when they say they're all about feminism, aborting babies, and black riots.

Maybe they don't want their fraternity houses bricked and their lives ruined?
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:25 PM (Ga7sD)
__________________

It apparently never occurred to the land whale that they told her all everything she wanted hear that after she left uproarious laughter ensued in the frat house, along with high fives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

108 It's a form of being worshiped without having to do anything to earn it. It's the pleasure they get from knowing they have subjugated someone.

I can see that with a narcissist, but eventually she's gonna want that ripped guy in the Carhartt jacket

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (2VST1)

109 >>> Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects.

From Community:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QGzwkTSk
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

For some reason I don't remember a lot of lines from Community it's more visual for me. Also Alison Cheese.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (cduTK)

110 The real joke is that half of this dipshittery is aimed at getting their own men to be able to talk to men.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (yvnLa)

111
Loose shoes, tight pussy & a warm place to shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (/cXEw)

With beer, whiskey, smoked meats and the smell of fresh fired gunpowder on the side.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

112 The land whale in the video ridiculously overcompensates to establish her bona fides. Yeah, you LUUUUVVVV frat bros. Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:23 PM (s8j++)

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Not even the Tri-Lambs?

Possibly Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

113 75 Honestly, we need a government program to roger these wymmynz good and hard and see if they can change into humans.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 02:31 PM (n17eQ)

Only the cute ones who work out

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (xcxpd)

114 The problem is a lot of women are suppressing their feminine energy and a lot of men are suppressing their masculine energy.
______________

Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

115 "All progressive women are actually pro-life, anti-open borders, and hate the idea of transing your kids."
-it works, don't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

116 " Let's commit crimes"
Yeah let's get sushi and not pay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (eDGGN)

117 How to talk to men….

TL

R Stop hating them and calling them “toxic”

No really, just stop, leftists.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (Hkcdp)

118 Basically, Waltz is saying his speaking about football or trucks is him being fake in order to fit in.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (uCjyK)
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My idea of fitting in? You're doing someone with which I'm not familiar, so, I ask questions, figuring I'll learn something.

Whereas I'm always under the impression the left believes it has the answers, and, therefore, will proceed to tell you how you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

119 clip: 8 days into the test of the Rate Everything app:

https://youtu.be/bokl1SOfIjQ?si=7pkNfjRNWfAp87l9

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (KRtlO)

120 so what are they really doing, what they do with their left hand and we're looking at their right

but this is the crew that tried to sell us Kamala, but that dog won't hunt,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (bXbFr)

121 Now it’s $20 million to “study” men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.
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Dude, let's talk cam timing.

Waltz: Cam? Who's 'Cam'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

122 All progressive women are actually pro-life, anti-open borders, and hate the idea of transing your kids."
-it works, don't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
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You didn't click your heels 3 times.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (Q4cxx)

123 Democrats don't understand that guys happily embrace their guy-ness

we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

the Democrats' vision of a 'man' in no way resembles an actual Man

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (AOsQT)

124 100 >>>94 The show is Community.

yup!
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2025 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

I didn’t even see you already revealed. Oops! Always the bridesmaid. Well, I was the bride once. It didn’t end well. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (aT5K/)

125 The lede:

Democrats: "Perhaps while we assumed we were winning forever we got a little too honest."

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (Ga7sD)

126 123 Democrats don't understand that guys happily embrace their guy-ness

we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

the Democrats' vision of a 'man' in no way resembles an actual Man
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (AOsQT)

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"You will love Pedro Pascal sexually in a straight way, or we will destroy you."
-progressive outreach to men

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

127 That's a different sort of "not right."
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (n17eQ)

128 What is there in a "male feminist" ally to offer any woman? A shoulder to cry on? A man who helps you shop for clothes? That's what your gay friend is for. That's not what a woman is looking for in a guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

I think it's that they want their boyfriends / male friends to be their personal cheerleaders. In the way women do to each other. It doesn't matter who is right or who is wrong, you're supposed to take your friends side and explain to her how shes the greatest, the world is conspiring to hold her back, and everyone else is an asshole.

Where guys are much more likely to say "oh, well, maybe you shouldn't have cheated on your wife if you didn't want to find yourself living in a hovel at 40 and eating ramen for dinner, but hey -- live and learn." to each other.

Women hate that.

At least, that's my read on it. I don't know if anyone really knows what "male feminist" means.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (uCjyK)

129 Litmus test to determine political ideology:

"Hey there. You're as useless as tits on a bull."

Responses:

"I don't get it." (Liberal, and James Madison on this site who never gets anything)

"F*ck you." (Conservative and probably packing)

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

130 Our middle grandson makes big money working blue collar. Boiler and cooler technician. For fun he's got a redneck special he uses to burn donuts in parking lots. (evidently this is a thing)

Democrats will never understand that kind of demographic.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (tT6L1)

Of course not. Someone responsible should teach him to remove the donuts from the oil before they burn. Perhaps we should create a new Bureau of Donuts to ensure people like this are not being wasteful. -- Democrats

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

131 What young men really want and think about is universal heath care and global warming. What is need is a better way to beat them over the head about it.

Yes, I suggest Dems follow l this strategy

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (GUOwU)

132 Democrats: "Perhaps while we assumed we were winning forever we got a little too honest."

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (Ga7sD)
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Yup. They are sooo much smarter than us!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (Q4cxx)

133 >>we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

Don't ignore the appeal of digging a good hole.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (hJb7m)

134 Democrats inevitably dash themselves on certain shoals when trying to appeal to even liberalish conservatives (and conservativish liberals, for that matter):

Unlimited, unvetted immigration

Transing your preteen child

Reparations for Democrat client groups

$20/gallon gas prices

Abolishing private health insurance or retirement savings

Abolishing criminal justice

Criminalizing "hate speech"

These are unsupportable policies for all but the most hardcore progressive, but they're core tenets of the Democrat party. Whatever the tone or language they use to pitch it, their appeal is lethally toxic for 90% of voters.

Posted by: mea culpa at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (vGCcB)

135 Now it’s $20 million to "study" men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.

A good beer. Or bourbon. Meat - steak, burger, etc. cooked on our own grill. A good and faithful dog. And the strong desire to be left alone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

136 129 Litmus test to determine political ideology:

"Hey there. You're as useless as tits on a bull."

Responses:

"I don't get it." (Liberal, and James Madison on this site who never gets anything)

"F*ck you." (Conservative and probably packing)
Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

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...

I...

...

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

137 Hmm... maybe All Men Are Dumb Neanderthals and Disgusting Rapists Who No Longer Matter and Should Also Go to Jail Forever and Die wasn't the play.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (Ga7sD)

138 What is there in a "male feminist" ally to offer any woman? A shoulder to cry on? A man who helps you shop for clothes? That's what your gay friend is for. That's not what a woman is looking for in a guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

Apparently lots of women are attracted to guys like that for everything except sex, killing insects, opening jars, etc..

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

139 The left continues to demonstrate every day how horrifically out of touch they are with the bulk of humanity, not just Americans. Its like they are dealing with a strange new culture discovered in the Amazon. I mean, its been a problem for a while now (the old stories of a leftist going "undercover" in the south and finding out they are great people). But its even worse now. They seem genuinely baffled by and utterly surprised that some people just might think differently from them.

You expect David Attenborough to start doing a narration around them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (2VST1)

140 we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

the Democrats' vision of a 'man' in no way resembles an actual Man
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (AOsQT)

Remember when AOC dialed up the Pick 6 on defense? MAN that bitch was HOT!!!

EMEYERYTE!??!!!

Posted by: Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

141 >>At least, that's my read on it. I don't know if anyone really knows what "male feminist" means.

A Male Feminist is a Bottom Feeder.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (hJb7m)

142 "Hey there. You're as useless as tits on a bull."

Responses:

"I don't get it." (Liberal, and James Madison on this site who never gets anything)

"F*ck you." (Conservative and probably packing)
Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

You know, if we could do a little genetic engineering, tits on a bull might be useful.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)

143 I'm pretty sure the $20m study is just a form of Dem money laundering. They're big on that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (eDGGN)

144 To get straight male attention use a hot chick with big boobs, not a fat chick with no boobs.

The Donks are a no-go at this station.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (q2ECO)

145 96 Now it’s $20 million to "study" men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes

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Nothing says "out of touch" like spending $20M to study something that you should have figured by going outside once in a while.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (FZ+Or)

146 "They care more about dudes who want to be women than they do dudes who just want to be dudes"
From the Scott Jennings tweet.

I'd say his statement is partially true, in that it's not the "main" reason they lost that demographic.
Economic opportunity, equality, a chance to see this country rebound into something better, all played a bigger role. Hell, even just the notion of backing the strong horse probably played more of a role.
Of course all those little issues add up too, but he's making a great sound bite while making a mountain out of a molehill.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (FCbAQ)

147 Of course not. Someone responsible should teach him to remove the donuts from the oil before they burn. Perhaps we should create a new Bureau of Donuts to ensure people like this are not being wasteful. -- Democrats
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (ExV1e)
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And yet, we on the right understand the left all to well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

148 My idea of fitting in? You're doing someone with which I'm not familiar, so, I ask questions, figuring I'll learn something.

Whereas I'm always under the impression the left believes it has the answers, and, therefore, will proceed to tell you how you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

Okay, but pretend the person you're talking to and about is someone you think is lesser than you, ignorant, stupid, and has nothing of interest to say and you have nothing but disdain for their smooth brained thinking and ridiculous lifestyles, and also they remind you of your dad who never hugged you enough so you had to rebel and die your hair purple and become non binary.

Congrats, now you're in the mind of a Democrat trying to talk to white men from fly over country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (uCjyK)

149 Now it’s $20 million to "study" men. The Dems are truly lost when it comes to dudes who just want to be dudes.

Loose shoes, tight pussy & a warm place to shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:34 PM (/cXEw)

Nice segue to Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (Aqu9a)

150

It's just your code talkin', you're telling me lies, yeah
Code talkin', you wear a disguise
Code talkin', so misunderstood, yeah
Code talkin', you're really no good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (63Dwl)

151 What if,...stick with me on this.

What if this is not a genuine effort but graft designed to legally shift $20 million to a connected crony?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

152 “Gay marriage is simply accepted now”

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE JUST WHISTLES PAST EVERY THING GAY MARRIAGE HAS WROUGHT - ENDLESS PRIDE CELEBRATIONS, DRAG STORY HOUR, TRANSING KIDS, SUING BAKERIES INTO OBLIVION…

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (Hkcdp)

153 I guessing Olivia is oblivious to the power of making a palatable sandwich and the effect that would have on a young, conservative man.

Oh well, remain oblivious in your echo chamber, Democrat activists. We're all better off.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (Vyll1)

154 What is there in a "male feminist" ally to offer any woman?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

Some gay dude's unit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (N39Ws)

155 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
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*fist bump*

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (dIske)

156 A Male Feminist is a Bottom Feeder.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (hJb7m)

I’ve known three self-professed male feminists.

- One was a liberal and pedo.

- One was an ultra-liberal and a rapist.

- One was an ultra-liberal, pedo, rapist, wife-beater and later tranny. Big Hillary Clinton fan. Major TDS.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (l3YAf)

157 @151 TJM , see post 143

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (eDGGN)

158 Never forget: The ONLY reason the Democrats felt safe deploying all their narratives against normal people (such as men) was because Republicans were NEVER going to offer an alternative, they were just going to sit and lecture everybody that cuckery is the path to true male freedom and that Democrats are mostly right anec by the way we're afraid to say anything bad about them or their ideas that we should be put in gulags in case we get called a racist sexist homophone whateverist or whatever.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (Ga7sD)

159
"I don't get it." (Liberal, and James Madison on this site who never gets anything)

SICK BURN!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

160 157 @151 TJM , see post 143
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (eDGGN)

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Great minds.

Also, get out of my head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

161 A good beer. Or bourbon. Meat - steak, burger, etc. cooked on our own grill. A good and faithful dog. And the strong desire to be left alone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
__________________

Bull's eye.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

162 we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

Especially blowing shit up.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (/cXEw)

163 In which I address the 22-year-old "feminist":

"Wegovy. Maybe you'll be able to keep the weight off."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (omVj0)

164 The left continues to demonstrate every day how horrifically out of touch they are with the bulk of humanity, not just Americans. Its like they are dealing with a strange new culture discovered in the Amazon. I mean, its been a problem for a while now (the old stories of a leftist going "undercover" in the south and finding out they are great people). But its even worse now. They seem genuinely baffled by and utterly surprised that some people just might think differently from them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (2VST1)
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Even this new wave is about messaging.

It's as if they think there is nothing more than messaging.

They became so good at hammering, it's like they can't shake the feeling that everything is a nail.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (Q4cxx)

165 Democrat activist Olivia Julianna
Eatin good in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Victor Tavo at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (R6Hhu)

166 >>we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

Don't ignore the appeal of digging a good hole.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (hJb7m)

At the beach, for example.

Ah, there's nothing like a good hole, well dug even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (Aqu9a)

167 Guns, dawgs, kids, tools, trucks, and tittays. Not necessarily in that order.

My group is not difficult to understand.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (jQTUu)

168 You know, if we could do a little genetic engineering, tits on a bull might be useful.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)
_____________________________

Suggests those assigned to milking said bull have good eye sight and pay attention to what they are pulling on.

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (dIske)

169 "For sure, I would totally let Joe Rogan bang my wife."

But it would be soooo humiliating! Is that why you won't let me say it? You tease!

I'll go cry and beat off in the closet again... 😢

Posted by: David French at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

170 Greetings, fellow American males!

Posted by: Democrat Male Mole at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (Q4cxx)

171 What if this is not a genuine effort but graft designed to legally shift $20 million to a connected crony?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

How much was Kamala's campaign in the hole for again?

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (Ga7sD)

172 I’ve known three self-professed male feminists.

- One was a liberal and pedo.

- One was an ultra-liberal and a rapist.

- One was an ultra-liberal, pedo, rapist, wife-beater and later tranny. Big Hillary Clinton fan. Major TDS.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (l3YAf)
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I've only known one: he was ultra-liberal and went through fat chicks like they were Doritos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

173 i'd bet a majority of guys who voted for trump all three times and also voted for mccain in '08 would vote for palin over mccain in a landslide. i would

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (CWTWj)

174 Possibly Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

Help yourselves to some punch and cookies.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (/HDaX)

175 Don't ignore the appeal of digging a good hole.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (s8j++)

176 we like WOMEN and sports and boats and eating the flesh of lesser beasts and loud electric guitars and blowing stuff up

Especially blowing shit up.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (/cXEw)

+1 And watching films of stuff blowing up.

Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok for Farm Film Report at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (Aqu9a)

177 emocrat activist Olivia Julianna
Eatin ~~good~~ everything in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Victor Tavo at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (R6Hhu)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

178 With all the podcast messaging men bs, they are STILL trying to shift the discussion away from two things:

1. Kamala lost

2. Trump won.

It's like they really want everyone to forget both.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (Ga7sD)

179 There is a small movement of women out there whining that men are not stepping up any more. Men aren't offering to give up seats, aren't offering to help handle luggage, stopped asking them out on dates, even stopped catcalling them, etc.

And men are replying "you spent over a decade telling us to shut up, step back, stop bothering you, calling us toxic, calling us rapists, calling us violent retards. You want help?

Ask the bear."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (2VST1)

180 114 The problem is a lot of women are suppressing their feminine energy and a lot of men are suppressing their masculine energy.
______________

Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

-------------

Without a doubt modern society tries to masculinize women and feminize men. This results in cognitive problems in the affected individuals leading to reduced hormone and pheromone production adversely affecting body chemistry with a direct impact on the electrical signals traveling within the human body.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (Wzq2W)

181 Code?
Like colored handkerchiefs?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (HTa/G)

182 Possibly Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

Help yourselves to some punch and cookies.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (/cXEw)

183
I guessing Olivia is oblivious to the power of making a palatable sandwich and the effect that would have on a young, conservative man.

She looks like she knows a thing or two about a sammich or two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

184 Voluntary Female Mutilation (tattoos, nose rings, etc) is graffiti. No one likes graffiti.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (D0HYP)

Tattoos are, at least, a generational thing and the young seem to have no issue with them. Nose rings... well, nose ring theory (any woman with a nose ring makes her personal trauma her entire personality) exists and has numerous examples.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (ExV1e)

185 > What if,...stick with me on this.

What if this is not a genuine effort but graft designed to legally shift $20 million to a connected crony?
---------
More than one crony and you got a deal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

186 They've made a whole brand out of shitting on this demographic - disrespecting, demeaning, degrading, vilifying, excluding, marginalizing, exploiting, imprisoning, and metaphorically and literally emasculating them. And now they wonder why straight men don't support them. Geniuses, these people.

Posted by: Are they actually this oblivious, or are they pretending at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

187 OUT: Ambiguously Gay Duo
IN: Ambiguously Male Democrats

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (wtvvX)

188 Never forget: The ONLY reason the Democrats felt safe deploying all their narratives against normal people (such as men) was because Republicans were NEVER going to offer an alternative

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:42 PM (Ga7sD)
---
And face it, it's still mainly the case.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (Q4cxx)

189 Suggests those assigned to milking said bull have good eye sight and pay attention to what they are pulling on.

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:44 PM (dIske)
________________

The bull will let them know if they get this wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

190 Some people call me the Bud Light of Republican Senators. They're not wrong.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (/U5Yz)

191 Just having to talk about "understanding" straight men means the democrats do not "understand" straight men.

Posted by: Straight Man at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (WeTZq)

192 > Litmus test to determine political ideology:

some questions for the Democratic candidate

What is a connecting rod?
Who was Doris Miller?
What does a pulling guard do?
Which Mercury astronaut walked on the moon?
Who is pictured on the $20 bill?
Describe a combination wrench.

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (AOsQT)

193 A man goes to work without bitching too much about it. A man mows the lawn and takes out the trash. A man fixes dinner when his wife is gonna be late from work, and doesn't make a huge fuss over it. A man doesn't really care what you get on the pizza but he'll definitely pick something if you're only asking because you really don't know what you want. A man smooshes the spider on the ceiling. Or at least coerces it into a plastic cup to throw outside, if it happens to be a really neat looking spider he'd feel bad about killing.

Men are not aliens. We're half of the fucking species. We've been around for a while now. It's you creepy manipulative wierdos who were raised in a vat and educated by communications major dropouts and unemployable psych majors who have all the problems.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (yvnLa)

194 The way I see it for years the Dems have focused on keeping young women voting Dem and repeating the lib talking points and counted on this to keep most young men in line as they thought it would get them laid. This no longer works as young men have realized it doesn't get them laid or isn't worth the effort and there are plenty of hot non-lib women around anymore. Dems are going to have to scrap this model

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (GUOwU)

195 173 i'd bet a majority of guys who voted for trump all three times and also voted for mccain in '08 would vote for palin over mccain in a landslide. i would
Posted by: gnats local 675

Not just the guys, the women, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day. at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (L8jc4)

196 Prototypical masculine Democrat males:

Dylan Mulvaney

David Hogg

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

197 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:48 PM (hJb7m)

198 Posted by: Are they actually this oblivious, or are they pretending at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

They're pretending. It's a narrative shift nothing more. Expecting a leftard to be honest is like expecting the grass to mow your lawn.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:48 PM (Ga7sD)

199 Mostly I would love to get on a piece of that 20 million grift grift

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (ypFCm)

200 What if this is not a genuine effort but graft designed to legally shift $20 million to a connected crony?

Well yeah its always that. Not just one guy but probably several. But some of it did go straight into the stated purpose, and honestly I think the bulk of it is not about trying to understand but how to get AI bots to sound authentic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)

201 You want help?

Ask the bear."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:45 PM (2VST1)

Fuck no, dude. I ain’t dealing with them bitches. I just wanna hibernate and shit in the woods and eat raw meat. I wanna be left alone.

Posted by: The Bear at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (l3YAf)

202 "Democrats Totally Understand Straight Men"

Duh, everyone knows that straight men want tampons in the men's rooms.

Posted by: Tampon Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (e5NfL)

203 Just having to talk about "understanding" straight men means the democrats do not "understand" straight men.
Posted by: Straight Man at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (WeTZq)

When everything you think and do revolves around a 'focus group,' you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (e5NfL)

205 183
I guessing Olivia is oblivious to the power of making a palatable sandwich and the effect that would have on a young, conservative man.

She looks like she knows a thing or two about a sammich or two.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2025 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

Sandwiches are one thing. This chick can make Warren Buffet go long on Golden Corral stock.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (N39Ws)

206 You know, if we could do a little genetic engineering, tits on a bull might be useful.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)

Yeah, you can milk anything that has nipples

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (SdVmt)

207 200 What if this is not a genuine effort but graft designed to legally shift $20 million to a connected crony?

Well yeah its always that. Not just one guy but probably several. But some of it did go straight into the stated purpose, and honestly I think the bulk of it is not about trying to understand but how to get AI bots to sound authentic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)

=======

$19.5 million directly into a crony's pocket.

$500,000 for salaries of 10 people for 3 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

208 135 …A good and faithful dog….
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I am a huge animal person, but I didn’t realize the truth of this. J loves my cats more than he would probably admit. I thought we were fine with just them. And then we got my puppy. Oh my gosh, I have never seen someone so insane over an animal so quickly. The dog needs the best food, the best bed, 765 treat options. “I am taking the dog with me to Maine” for a fishing trip. It’s crazy. What is crazier is we aren’t talking about a big lab, or shepherd. This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (aT5K/)

209 161 A good beer. Or bourbon. Meat - steak, burger, etc. cooked on our own grill. A good and faithful dog. And the strong desire to be left alone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
__________________

Bull's eye.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

Hell yes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

210 Is Olivia Juliana being paid to do this, or it just supposedly increases her influencer cred?

Good grief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (640sM)

211 To be fair, the left doesn't understand women, either. They can't even define one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (2VST1)

212 Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.

The Democrats will often say things that are insane...until you understand that they believe this core concept of just how maleable the universe is.

Why didn't Obamanomics work? YOU people didn't believe in it

Why do we need everyone to mask up? Because if we all believe masks stop viruses they do

and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (t0Rmr)

213 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:48 PM (hJb7m)
_________________

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

214 It's hilarious that leftists have to be taught how to be NORMAL.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (NpAcC)

215 202
Duh, everyone knows that straight men want tampons in the men's rooms.
Posted by: Tampon Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 02:49 PM (e5NfL)

Fourth grade ones anyways. Just for the laughs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (N39Ws)

216 To be fair, the left doesn't understand women, either. They can't even define one.

Well, you can tell someone is a woman by whether they wear a skirt or not. And if her ladyballs are visible under her skirt well...I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: David French at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (t0Rmr)

217 I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate, and with college-attending women being absolutely batshit leftwing lunatics right now, young men will tend to claim "I'm not like the other conservatives" and offer their half-hearted endorsements of the issues that college-age women think are the most important.

Yeah, but no one is lying to get that Ozempic commercial into the sack.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

218 Guess what, honey. They wouldn't be caught dead with you.

Well, maybe if he's having a batting slump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:30 PM (2VST1)

Nope. I've had batting slumps. Even the longest driest spell - nope.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

Long batting slumps will remind you of why God gave us opposing thumbs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (g8Ew8)

219 Wow....for a day or two, there where several articles and discussions on the Democrat strategy to win back men, but when I looked just now? Crickets. They know they look TERRIBLE, and are moving to anything else. Courts stopping Trump, weird memes with Trump and tacos and/or dressed like a chicken, etc, but nothing on the "reaching men" autopsy. And they had talked about it quite vigorously just a day or two ago. Then latest emergency patch must have gone out after seeing how bad it makes them look.

And no, I wasn't joking about the weird Trump/Chicken/Taco memes. The Left can't meme, and is really, really retarded.
https://tinyurl.com/3rc5pees
https://tinyurl.com/46nxffze
https://tinyurl.com/5efnn3mp

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

220 The left is really gripped by gnostic concepts -- like the idea that the real, physical world is just "socially constructed" and that by changing words we change reality.

Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.

--

It's called "Magical Thinking".
A well known phenomenon on the left.

If you examine their world view, dogmas, and ideas on how to "Save" this or that, it all makes sense.

When you get right down to it, the left in all of its various forms is a longing to return to the utopia of the Garden of Eden, and to live without stress, knowledge, or responsibility, and where everything you need or want is provided for you with very little effort.

They believe man's first "sin" was owning property and using it to enrich you & yours.

Their "salvation" from this original sin is to magically believe that God will reward us all if we create "Heaven on Earth" and produce a perfect humanity worthy of His blessings.

That it's impossible due to the very nature of humanity, with our inherent fallibility & imperfection, never crosses their cult-like, superstitious, minds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 29, 2025 02:52 PM (6ydKt)

221 Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.

The biggest fucking mistake western civilization ever made was when we stopped burning witches (male and female).

The Bible warned us, using "witch" to classify individuals with cluster-B personality disorders.

Posted by: biteme at May 29, 2025 02:52 PM (xWS9V)

222 +1 And watching films of stuff blowing up.
Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok for Farm Film Report

"How an underground pipeline is blasted"

https://tinyurl.com/4avr3y3u

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:52 PM (/cXEw)

223 well, crap on shit-toast

@DaddyWarpig
Elder Scrolls 6 leads.

I predict this will not improve on the quality of Starforgettable.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 29, 2025 02:52 PM (mlg/3)

224 funny how the same feminists who complained about manspreading, which is how guys sit unless they want to force their legs closed, say nothing about a guy who insists he's a woman walking around naked in a women's locker room.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (CWTWj)

225 Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.
--------

Exactly. They think it's their words that shape reality when in truth there is only THE Word.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (Ga7sD)

226 I am a huge animal person, but I didn’t realize the truth of this. J loves my cats more than he would probably admit. I thought we were fine with just them. And then we got my puppy. Oh my gosh, I have never seen someone so insane over an animal so quickly. The dog needs the best food, the best bed, 765 treat options. “I am taking the dog with me to Maine” for a fishing trip. It’s crazy. What is crazier is we aren’t talking about a big lab, or shepherd. This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (aT5K/)
_______________

Now imagine him with a lab, a golden, or a shepherd, i.e., a guy's dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

227 208
I am a huge animal person, but I didn’t realize the truth of this. J loves my cats more than he would probably admit. I thought we were fine with just them. And then we got my puppy. Oh my gosh, I have never seen someone so insane over an animal so quickly. The dog needs the best food, the best bed, 765 treat options. “I am taking the dog with me to Maine” for a fishing trip. It’s crazy. What is crazier is we aren’t talking about a big lab, or shepherd. This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.
Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (aT5K/)

If you folks are heading to Maine, give me a shout. I'm in NH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

228 Litmus test to determine political ideology:

"Hey there. You're as useless as tits on a bull."

Responses:

"I don't get it." (Liberal, and James Madison on this site who never gets anything)

"F*ck you." (Conservative and probably packing)
Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

"At least I'm a bull with my balls, not a neuter like you!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (VNX3d)

229 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett

I saw an attractive girl in the supermarket that had a tat on her lower back the said. Your Junk In My Trunk with an arrow pointing down to her yoga pant line.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (/U5Yz)

230 >I am a huge animal person, ...

Posted by: Piper
--

how huge are you
like Bigfoot huge , or Colossus of Rhodes huge

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (AOsQT)

231 What is a man?

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Ga7sD)

232 I am a huge animal person, [...]

osted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (aT5K/)

Whatever you want to identify as, but we aren't putting out a litter box or cedar shavings for you.

Posted by: We have boundaries! at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (TbWk/)

233 I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate, and with college-attending women being absolutely batshit leftwing lunatics right now, young men will tend to claim "I'm not like the other conservatives" and offer their half-hearted endorsements of the issues that college-age women think are the most important.

This is a pretty big issue in the junior AWFL forums. All those guys that seem wonderful - they have a career, they are assertive, they workout...lie and tell us they believe in leftwing ideas until after we sleep with them...

Of course the funny part is according to leftwing ideology women aren't supposed to want traditionally masculine men anyway...but their tingles certainly do...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (t0Rmr)

234 This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.
Posted by: Piper

Those are cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (/cXEw)

235 If you folks are heading to Maine, give me a shout. I'm in NH.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025

I am not invited. Only the dog. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (aT5K/)

236 It's called "Magical Thinking".
A well known phenomenon on the left.
________________

It started with the efforts to save Tinker Bell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

237 Ooops, forgot a few of her victim points:

“Olivia identifies as a ‘queer, plus-size disabled Latina’”

Ok, Gen Z boys, she’s all yours!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Hkcdp)

238 And no, I wasn't joking about the weird Trump/Chicken/Taco memes. The Left can't meme, and is really, really retarded.
https://tinyurl.com/3rc5pees
https://tinyurl.com/46nxffze
https://tinyurl.com/5efnn3mp
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 29, 2025 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

First link is weird. Last two don’t work.

The Left still can’t meme.

Posted by: The Bear at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (l3YAf)

239 What is crazier is we aren’t talking about a big lab, or shepherd. This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.
Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (aT5K/)

Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

240 I'm grateful that the left is so clueless.

If they ever figure things out, we'd have a problem.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (J2e7u)

241 Olivia Juliana looks like the type of girl that takes her dick and sticks it up her kazoo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (nwgUR)

242 After a lifetime of Leftist brainwashing one would need to be taught how to be normal

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)

243 Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality.
----

The Democrats will often say things that are insane...until you understand that they believe this core concept of just how maleable the universe is.

Visualizing and manifesting, is what its called. They think that if you really think about something and envision it hard enough and focus on it long enough eventually "the universe responds" and it turns out.

For real. Its in magazines, talk shows, books, podcasts, its all over the place. Its part of their new religion. And yes, it can be spoiled by Bad People refusing to manifest with them, or manifesting the opposite and "the universe" punishing us all with bad karma.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

244 You can almost always identify a leftist immediately when you meet them because they look and act a part to intentionally identify themselves as such.

But they have trouble identifying us because they don't generally know what conservatives are like or what they believe in

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (t0Rmr)

245 Golden Corral is an American all-you-can-eat buffet and grill chain. It is a privately held company headquartered in the U.S. city of Raleigh, North Carolina, with locations in 43 U.S. states and Puerto Rico.

I am surprised its still in business.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (n17eQ)

246 How huge do the animals need to be, Piper? 😎

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (Hkcdp)

247 What is a man?
Posted by: ...

Does that mean Who is a woman, and Kid is their kid?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (mlg/3)

248 Which Mercury astronaut walked on the moon?

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 02:47 PM (AOsQT)
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Freddie?

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (Q4cxx)

249 “Olivia identifies as a ‘queer, plus-size disabled Latina’”

Ok, Gen Z boys, she’s all yours!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Hkcdp)

***
Tuned out after "identifies"

Posted by: Straight Gen Z Guys at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (omVj0)

250 I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate...

Elvin Clyde: Are you asking this committee to believe that you attended the meeting of a communist organization because of a girl?
Peter Appleton: Yes, sir. I'm sure that even a majority counselor like yourself is familiar with the concept of impressing a girl.

Congressman Doyle: Mr. Appleton, you will please confine your answers.
Peter Appleton: I'm sorry, Mr. Chairman.
Elvin Clyde: I'm having trouble reconciling your testimony here, Mr. Appleton. Now we're told you're prepared to read a statement purging yourself of communist ties. Yet when questioned about the meeting you attended, you claim not to have gone as a member.
Peter Appleton: I didn't.
Elvin Clyde: Then what did you attend as?
Peter Appleton: I'm a little hesitant to say.
Elvin Clyde: You agreed to be forthcoming. I insist you do so.
Peter Appleton: [sheepishly] Well, I went as... a horny young man.

Posted by: The Majestic (2001) at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (P5BPp)

251 Golden Corral is an American all-you-can-eat buffet and grill chain. It is a privately held company headquartered in the U.S. city of Raleigh, North Carolina, with locations in 43 U.S. states and Puerto Rico.

I am surprised its still in business.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Po people gotta eat too.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (/cXEw)

252 Leftists can't meme because they don't understand conservatives, conversely we can because we do understand them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (t0Rmr)

253 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett
__________________

Whoever started this crap of women having nose rings should be shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

254 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:48 PM (hJb7m)
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This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

Same. Why mess with perfection?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

255 Yeah, you can milk anything that has nipples
Posted by: Polka will never die at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM

You promised me dog or hyah!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)

256
I saw an attractive girl in the supermarket that had a tat on her lower back the said. Your Junk In My Trunk with an arrow pointing down to her yoga pant line.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (/U5Yz)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS SHE TAKES IT IN THE POOPER, LIKELY TO AVOID GETTING PREGNANT AND MAINTAINING HER STATUS AS A VIRGIN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Visualizing and manifesting, is what its called. They think that if you really think about something and envision it hard enough and focus on it long enough eventually "the universe responds" and it turns out.

For real. Its in magazines, talk shows, books, podcasts, its all over the place. Its part of their new religion. And yes, it can be spoiled by Bad People refusing to manifest with them, or manifesting the opposite and "the universe" punishing us all with bad karma.

I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

Behind every liberal woman is a vision board.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

258 234 This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.
Posted by: Piper

Those are cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29,

He is so fluffy and cute! Shibe owners are obsessed with their dogs and I am now no different. It’s borderline obnoxious.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (aT5K/)

259 What does it say about the left when they suddenly realize they need to actually court voters?

Is it possible killing USAID and the NGO's put such a huge dent in their voting scams they're scrambling to try and figure out how to replace their fake votes with real votes?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

260 The Left can't meme, and is really, really retarded.

Yeah, they are terrible at it. Its like watching a chimp fingerpaint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)

261 First link is weird. Last two don’t work.

The Left still can’t meme.
Posted by: The Bear at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (l3YAf)

Nope. They can't do funny, at least not anymore. For example, Berke Breathed was a huge lefty and Bloom County was pee-your-pants hilarious at times. Now it's just "HURRR DURRR TRUMP'S A CHICKEN"

Posted by: Stupid and uncreative at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (TbWk/)

262 I would also note that one of the most important drives of any young straight man is to find and court a mate, and with college-attending women being absolutely batshit leftwing lunatics

Well, that's where young folks messed up, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and church, they're good girls.

Posted by: Clarence The Barber at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (WeTZq)

263
Whoever started this crap of women having nose rings should be shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

I'm not against this.

And my daughter has 2 nose piercings. Likely because she knows I'm vehemently against it.

Because that's what kids do sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

264 I once convinced a Hot waitress that my name was Vini Vidi-Vici and that my parents owned Marlboro Cigarettes.

'See. There's my name on the label. Mom wanted it to be there.'
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 02:22 PM (hJb7m)

A group of us once convinced a similarly cute waitress that the character of "Bad Luck Schleprock" was based off the career of an Ohio Governor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (8avO+)

265 256
I saw an attractive girl in the supermarket that had a tat on her lower back the said. Your Junk In My Trunk with an arrow pointing down to her yoga pant line.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 29, 2025 02:53 PM (/U5Yz)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS SHE TAKES IT IN THE POOPER, LIKELY TO AVOID GETTING PREGNANT AND MAINTAINING HER STATUS AS A VIRGIN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1

Takes what in her pooper? I don't get it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (J2e7u)

266 257 Visualizing and manifesting, is what its called. They think that if you really think about something and envision it hard enough and focus on it long enough eventually "the universe responds" and it turns out.

For real. Its in magazines, talk shows, books, podcasts, its all over the place. Its part of their new religion. And yes, it can be spoiled by Bad People refusing to manifest with them, or manifesting the opposite and "the universe" punishing us all with bad karma.

I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

Behind every liberal woman is a vision board.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

267 263
I'm not against this.

And my daughter has 2 nose piercings. Likely because she knows I'm vehemently against it.

Because that's what kids do sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Hook up the car battery.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (N39Ws)

268 Lefties can’t meme because a meme is shorthand for an idea or truth gleaned from a situation.

The Left doesn’t do shorthand - they do narratives and talking points. The meme about this is spot on: a lefty meme is a wall of text.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (Hkcdp)

269 You can almost always identify a leftist immediately when you meet them because they ~~look and act a part to intentionally identify themselves as such~~ spontaneously start talking about their idiotic politics, regardless of how inappropriate the venue.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (t0Rmr)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

270 I'm not against this.

And my daughter has 2 nose piercings. Likely because she knows I'm vehemently against it.

Because that's what kids do sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

You should start being vehemently against her getting a steady job and marrying well instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (8avO+)

271 Loose shoes, tight pussy & a warm place to shit.
Posted by: rickb223

So close.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (NdSNg)

272 Whoever started this crap of women having nose rings should be shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I now refer to nose rings as Retard Flair.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)

273 "Younger Gen Z girls are dating somewhat older guys who have turned against the left, and are now expressing more conservative beliefs."

That's part of it, but the general reason has to do with overall maturity and confidence. Girls can smell the stench of desperation a mile away. College guys pretending to love communism to try to get girls is desperation. Girls will smell it.

Older and more mature guys don't pretend to indulge dumb shit to get girls. They believe what they believe. Girls might not agree with their beliefs, but will respect them for standing their ground. Girls have no respect for weaselly beta men who lie to get laid.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

274 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Which is why they're better than women.

Posted by: Let the screeching commence! at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

275 I blame the ending of Dodge Ball, Monkey Bars, and the Merry-Go-Round.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (Aqu9a)

276 And my daughter has 2 nose piercings. Likely because she knows I'm vehemently against it.

Because that's what kids do sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Hook up the car battery.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (N39Ws)
________________

"Lessee, left nostril the positive terminal, right nostril the ground?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

277 Nose rings are disgusting - why put jewelry and a hole in the place your body makes snot?

If you really want shiny things in your face just glue the sparklies on so they come off later.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (t0Rmr)

278 To be fair, the left doesn't understand women, either. They can't even define one.

They've completely unmoored themselves from the real world.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (VfMZK)

279 That podcast reminds me why the suicide machine is built for two.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

280 And my daughter has 2 nose piercings. Likely because she knows I'm vehemently against it.

Because that's what kids do sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Hook up the car battery.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Easier to test 9 volt batteries.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (/cXEw)

281 I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

Aren't all boards vision boards? If not, you could not read them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

282 Mercury astronaut on the moon : Alan Shepherd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (eDGGN)

283 I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

Behind every liberal woman is a vision board.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

I am so glad that I do not have to live any of this existence beyond reading the mockery of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (i24o9)

284 >>> well, crap on shit-toast

@DaddyWarpig
Elder Scrolls 6 leads.

I predict this will not improve on the quality of Starforgettable.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 29, 2025 02:52 PM (mlg/3)

I don't like how they do leveling. And they don't seem to care that I don't like it.

I don't want to "get gud". I want to become overwhelmingly powerful and watch everything cower before my might. I want the bad guys and even some of the NPCs to only speak of my might in hushed tones and be afraid of making eye contact for fear of my wrath.

I don't mind doing some grind for that but I want the pay off at the end. Basic power trip stuff. None of this everything levels together crap.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (cduTK)

285 I see a tat and I lose any interest I had in a woman.

Same goes for certain piercings.

Posted by: garrett
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Whoever started this crap of women having nose rings should be shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (YqDXo)
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Lotsa guys with metal in their nose now, too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

286 281 I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

Aren't all boards vision boards? If not, you could not read them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

Somewhere, Mitch Hedberg applauds.

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

287 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Which is why they're better than women.
Posted by: Let the screeching commence! at May 29, 2025 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

Lock your dog and your woman in the trunk of your car for 90 minutes and see which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk lid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (Aqu9a)

288 Which is why they're better than women.
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Dogs can lick themselves.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (n17eQ)

289 They became so good at hammering, it's like they can't shake the feeling that everything is a nail.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (Q4cxx)

I assure you. Liberals have never, ever, been good at hammering.

- Every leftist woman ever

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (oSeBJ)

290 I don't GAS what the Democrats are doing. The Republicans have some unfulfilled promissory notes that they are not working on.
Watching them mouth tough platitudes while reaching for a bottle of silicone lubricant is more than insulting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (nwgUR)

291 Marketing made the left.

The undoing of the left, is when it sinks in to most that that was all it was.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (Q4cxx)

292
Takes what in her pooper? I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (J2e7u)

A PENIS.

UP HER FARTCLAM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

293 Before people started getting nose rings they were best known as to how you could lead a bull around against its will.

Amazing some think of this as a positive model to want to be associated with

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (t0Rmr)

294 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________

And how can you not love them?

When's the last time you met a dog you didn't like? For me, that was in grad school, where the dog and his owner were both assholes, the former having bitten any number of people.

When's the last you met a person you didn't like? (Checks watch.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

295 "Olivia Julianna – a fierce Latina youth activist mobilizing millions to promote justice.

Still a teenager, Olivia is already a force progressives cheer and conservatives fear. When extremist politicians in her home state Texas severely restricted reproductive rights, Olivia fought back – flooding their anonymous tip site and rallying unprecedented donations to abortion funds.

From creating TikTok voting guides to leading youth collective Gen Z for Change, Olivia moves masses to defend civil liberties. Proud of her Queer, disabled woman of color status, she refuses silence in the face of attacks on marginalized groups. Though juggling student life, Olivia is at home both rallying at the Capitol and meeting with national leaders about championing equality.

Olivia Julianna represents the rising tide of socially conscious youth wielding their voices for change. Join us as she shares her journey, turning pain into purpose – proving the halls of power belong to the people."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

296 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS SHE TAKES IT IN THE POOPER, LIKELY TO AVOID GETTING PREGNANT AND MAINTAINING HER STATUS AS A VIRGIN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

By the time they've progressed to a tattoo advertising anal sex, I think they've moved beyond worrying about maintaining "technical" virginity.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

297 I believe it's the septum piercing theory that says any girl with a septum piercing defines her entire personality exclusively through her trauma. So not all nose piercing necessarily qualifies.

Posted by: But approach with caution nevertheless at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (TbWk/)

298 Guys like cars... you are passing legislation to force us all into Prius'

Guys like tits.... you are cutting perfectly good tits off of young confused gis who need counseling.

Guys appreciate excellence.... you have lowered the bar on virtually everything to disadvantage straight, white men.

Guys like to mentor young boys... watching them get their minds poisoned in kindergarten to get their penises cut off is infuriating

Older men like to mentor younger men.... watching them get fucked over by liberal policies in the work place is infuriating

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (FZ+Or)

299 Litmus test to determine political ideology: some questions for the Democratic candidate Posted by: Don Black

What is a connecting rod?
Something in an engine

Who was Doris Miller?
Glen Miller's wife

What does a pulling guard do?
Something in football on the o-line

Which Mercury astronaut walked on the moon?
O7: Shepard
N9: Armstrong, Conrad, Young

Who is pictured on the $20 bill?
Andrew Jackson

Describe a combination wrench.
Wrench with socket

Can I keep my man card or do I need to go shopping at Target in June?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (D0HYP)

300 292
Takes what in her pooper? I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (J2e7u)

A PENIS.

UP HER FARTCLAM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1

A sodomite? Why didn't you just say that!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (J2e7u)

301 They became so good at hammering, it's like they can't shake the feeling that everything is a nail.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (Q4cxx)

STOP IT!!!!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

302
A sodomite? Why didn't you just say that!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (J2e7u)

I DON'T SPELL SO GOOD SOMETIMES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Nose rings are disgusting - why put jewelry and a hole in the place your body makes snot?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:00 PM (t0Rmr)
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Metal buggers.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (Q4cxx)

304 Girls have no respect for weaselly beta men who lie to get laid.

Well, eventually. They go all "hot girl summer" then start making Tik Tok videos about how awful all men are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)

305 >>I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.

I would have insisted on Dioramas.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (hJb7m)

306 The left is only the left because the left allows them to escape responsibility for being a loser.

The right doesn't want that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (J2e7u)

307 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey, I'm the kind of guy who goes to a party and makes friends with the dog - and only the dogs....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (VNX3d)

308 I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 02:58 PM (KbCG3)
_________________

"OK, who's going to play shortstop? Lois? OK. You can bat third, too."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

309 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS SHE TAKES IT IN THE POOPER, LIKELY TO AVOID GETTING PREGNANT AND MAINTAINING HER STATUS AS A VIRGIN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

FFS, don't people just talk anymore? This can't be established face to face? Too busy on their smartphones?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (i24o9)

310 Lotsa guys with metal in their nose now, too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

I don't know why they just don't go all Top Hat and a bone thru their nose.

Posted by: Jacko King at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (WeTZq)

311 Watching the Left meme is like watching a retard trying to milk a bull. He’s got the basic motions down, but whatever cream he gets is not going to be Grade A..

Posted by: The Bear at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

312 Is a Vision Board that thing where you smoke a bunch of peyote and hope you see something?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (oUlN5)

313 234 This is a Shiba Inu. A 23 pound ball of fluff. A baby polar bear looking dog.
Posted by: Piper

Those are cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29,

He is so fluffy and cute! Shibe owners are obsessed with their dogs and I am now no different. It’s borderline obnoxious.
Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 02:57 PM (aT5K/)

At least they are real dogs and don't make a lot of noise. Or bite, since I've never heard otherwise. Rat dogs used to be the thing for bad dog owning women when I was younger and they were menaces.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (8avO+)

314 A sodomite? Why didn't you just say that!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (J2e7u)
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I'm glad I didn't live in Sodom!

Posted by: A Mite at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4cxx)

315 Whoever started this crap of women having nose rings should be shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

^^^
This.
Pretty sure she's my ex wife. She was one of the firsts anyway.
I used to call it the bone in her nose.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (xcIvR)

316 One huge difference between Left and Right is that, unlike Leftists, Right wingers neither need nor seek affirmation from someone else - and certainly not from a group of someone-elses. The Left do not understand that, forever whining "how can you be so sure? Huh?"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (bufu1)

317 'Vision board' sounds like something from Huxley.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (nwgUR)

318 "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you aren't a pussy.

Posted by: Fine line between courage and insanity at May 29, 2025 03:05 PM (TbWk/)

319 I think that, of all conservatives, Jennings's star rose the most in the Biden Terror.

But I don't see why, with such leaders as Walz, Hogg, and Capehart, they aren't getting 99% of the male vote. It's a mystery. I guess they need to use Mulvaney more.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (od0dV)

320 Democrat activist Olivia Julianna is now advising Democrats how to win over young men� says Conservative men are pro-choice, pro gay marriage, and pro BLM.

Totes true, like me. Nothing wrong with getting it on with your male friends and acquaintances.

Posted by: David Hogg at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

321 Describe a combination wrench.
Wrench with socket

Can I keep my man card or do I need to go shopping at Target in June?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (D0HYP)

Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

322 They became so good at hammering, it's like they can't shake the feeling that everything is a nail.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 02:43 PM (Q4cxx)

STOP IT!!!!!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell

You shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (NdSNg)

323 282, you get to clock out early

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:07 PM (AOsQT)

324 I work in a department of all liberal women. All under the age of 40. During a team meeting someone brought up vision boards and suggested we all do them. Everyone was excited about the idea. They have no idea how retarded it sounds to anyone not like them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

If you play your cards correctly, maybe you can get the company to provide free hallucinogenics during your meeting.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 29, 2025 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

325
Totes true, like me. Nothing wrong with getting it on with your male friends and acquaintances.
Posted by: David Hogg at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

I got news for ya.....

Posted by: Ice T at May 29, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

326 "In the way women do to each other. It doesn't matter who is right or who is wrong, you're supposed to take your friends side and explain to her how shes the greatest, the world is conspiring to hold her back, and everyone else is an asshole."

I can't day that I've ever done this with women. .If I think they're acting like jackasses and making poor choices I'll tell them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 03:07 PM (G5mSr)

327 Everyone is very aware of the very real phenomenon of trolling pro-abortion rallies to get laid. Countfeiting your beliefs to please stupid 20-year-old liberal chicks just a scootch is a very common courting deception.
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Hell, that was true in the 70s. I confess I did the same. At that age, nookie is the prime directive.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (od0dV)

328
Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

He probably thinks a Zerk fitting is something to do with a dress shop.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (/U5Yz)

329 Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

He must define the "Mexican socket set."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

330 >>A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.

The best end of the Wench is the Box End.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (hJb7m)

331 Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

He must define the "Mexican socket set."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Or ID the missing socket.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (i24o9)

332 "In the way women do to each other. It doesn't matter who is right or who is wrong, you're supposed to take your friends side and explain to her how shes the greatest, the world is conspiring to hold her back, and everyone else is an asshole."

--

Honestly I get a kick out of some of the passive-aggressiveness I see when women talk.

"I just LOVE those shoes!!"

"Your hair is FANTASTIC."

Etc.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (oUlN5)

333 Older men like to mentor younger men.... watching them get fucked over by liberal policies in the work place is infuriating

All of that, and more. So much more. It is difficult to even wrap my mind around the breadth of the ceaseless insanity that we had to suffer through the last 16 or so years. It got worse almost every single week. Sometimes every day.

We have a brief pause right now, but its easy to start to forget the insanity like arresting people for playing on the beach outdoors, arresting a man for trying to get a school to admit that his son was molested on campus, and sending the FBI after parents unhappy that schools have thinly disguised homosexual porn in the school library. And those are just the tiniest tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

334
"I just LOVE those shoes!!"

"Your hair is FANTASTIC."

Etc.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (oUlN5)

"Bless your heart."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

335 What does a pulling guard do?
Something in football on the o-line

Can I keep my man card or do I need to go shopping at Target in June?
Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 03:03 PM (D0HYP)

A pulling guard leaves his slot on one part of the line to go to another part of the line to create a temporary advantage there. If an alert defender notices he might be able to cause havoc, but if not you can smash up someone with unexpected force in the new spot.

If a DL does a similar thing it is called a "stunt"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (8avO+)

336
The best end of the Wench is the Box End.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (hJb7m

ISWYDT

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (J2e7u)

337 I assure you. Liberals have never, ever, been good at hammering.

- Every leftist woman ever
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Maybe there's a male equivalent of the crazy matrix for women, because Keith Olbermann seemed to be in high demand among Lefty ladies for a while.

Not that I want to imaging Keith all sweaty and groaning while railing Krystem Sinema from behind or anything...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

338 Lotsa guys with metal in their nose now, too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

I don't know why they just don't go all Top Hat and a bone thru their nose.

Posted by: Jacko King at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (WeTZq)
_______________

New Borneo chic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

339 The Democrats will often say things that are insane...until you understand that they believe this core concept of just how maleable the universe is.

Why didn't Obamanomics work? YOU people didn't believe in it

Why do we need everyone to mask up? Because if we all believe masks stop viruses they do

and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 02:50 PM (t0Rmr)
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This isn't Discworld. The power of belief has limitations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (7fElN)

340 Or ID the missing socket.
10mm

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (D0HYP)

341
I don't want a "feminist ally." I just want a man who is MY ally.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (n7rxJ)

342 I had to look up 'vision board'

we used to do that in junior high art class

they called it a collage

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:11 PM (AOsQT)

343 246 How huge do the animals need to be, Piper? 😎
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2025 02

We really don’t have a yard, so it wouldn’t be fair for a big dog. At least that was how I explained why we needed a Shiba if we were getting a dog. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

344 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Or ID the missing socket.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (i24o9)

It's always the 10mm socket. I don't know why, or where they go, but those fuckers just vanish into thin air.

Posted by: They're like odd dress socks at May 29, 2025 03:11 PM (TbWk/)

345 Everyone is very aware of the very real phenomenon of trolling pro-abortion rallies to get laid. Countfeiting your beliefs to please stupid 20-year-old liberal chicks just a scootch is a very common courting deception.
_______
Hell, that was true in the 70s. I confess I did the same. At that age, nookie is the prime directive.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (od0dV)

I think the cute and salvageable cohort at feminist rallies is pretty much extinct. The remainder is Coyote Ugly.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:12 PM (8avO+)

346 That's a darling dress. Does it come in your size?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 03:12 PM (Aqu9a)

347 >>Older men like to mentor younger men.

For my entire life I have been sus of Older Men who want anything to do with me.

Be it coaches, teachers or mentors. If you are not my father or uncle and take any interest in me, I assume you are queer.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:12 PM (hJb7m)

348 The best end of the Wench is the Box End.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (hJb7m
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I don't know about that because the other end is open to whatever.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (Q4cxx)

349 By the way for those wondering what a vision board is, from Psychology Today:

"A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)

350 I see youse guys saw my list of questions

just a few to go

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (AOsQT)

351 The degree that someone mutilates his body is proportionate to the degree of disassociation to normalcy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (nwgUR)

352 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)

--

I had one of those made of old Playboys.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (oUlN5)

353 That's a darling dress. Does it come in your size?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 03:12 PM (Aqu9a)
________________

"I love those shoes. I saw some just like at 'Discount Shoes R Us.'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

354 Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:09 PM (oUlN5)

I'm sorry. I'm not understanding this comment. Are you saying if women think their woman friend is being an @ss they just say, "I just love your shoes!!" First of all, I don't care about shoes, Never have. And if she's being an @ss I would tell her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (G5mSr)

355 In fairness, I would say that the people she's talking about are college-attending "conservatives," who skew more liberal than non-college-attending conservatives. I've observed this ten thousand times myself, including the example of myself.

Maybe. Who knows. It's not like anyone can be honest on a college campus these days without inviting a witch hunt led or cheerleaded by the administration. And, apart from that, young men have been known to, get this, tell chicks whatever they want to hear in the spirit of facilitating a frank exchange of DNA.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (1jzN5)

356 333 Older men like to mentor younger men.... watching them get fucked over by liberal policies in the work place is infuriating

That might be true for you, but there are plenty of places where the older men pull the ladder up after them and leave the younger men to flail, sink and drown.

Posted by: They're threats not successors at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (TbWk/)

357 347 >>Older men like to mentor younger men.

For my entire life I have been sus of Older Men who want anything to do with me.

Be it coaches, teachers or mentors. If you are not my father or uncle and take any interest in me, I assume you are queer.

Posted by: garrett

That's nonsense, son! I just, uh, have some tackling techniques I want to work with you on, after the other fellas have left for the day. You've got a lot of talent, and a great body....for football. Let's hit the shower first...

Posted by: Coach Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

358 Or ID the missing socket.
10mm

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (D0HYP)

There's a t-shirt out there.......

I got 99 Sockets but a 10mm ain't one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

359 "The left is really gripped by gnostic concepts -- like the idea that the real, physical world is just "socially constructed" and that by changing words we change reality.

Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality."

I know I'm late to this thread, but this is SPOT ON, Ace!

Posted by: pookysgirl has read some early church history at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (Wt5PA)

360 By the way for those wondering what a vision board is, from Psychology Today:

"A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)
______________

Psychology Today is gay, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

361 Be it coaches, teachers or mentors. If you are not my father or uncle and take any interest in me, I assume you are queer.
--------------------
Spot on.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (n17eQ)

362 >>> Lotsa guys with metal in their nose now, too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 29, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

I don't know why they just don't go all Top Hat and a bone thru their nose.
Posted by: Jacko King at May 29, 2025 03:04 PM (WeTZq)
_______________
New Borneo chic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

Chicks dig a guy with piercings.

Posted by: A Man Called Horse at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (cduTK)

363 329 Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

He must define the "Mexican socket set."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

10mm?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

364 go all Top Hat and a bone thru their nose.

Grass skirt, spear and shield.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (NUp1g)

365 That's nonsense, son! I just, uh, have some tackling techniques I want to work with you on, after the other fellas have left for the day. You've got a lot of talent, and a great body....for football. Let's hit the shower first...

Posted by: Coach Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (JCZqz)
___________________

The coach at Jerry Sandusky High.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

366 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
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So its an Etch and Sketch with no knobs, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (n17eQ)

367 Breaking: Appeals Court reinstates Trump's tariffs pending further review

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (eDGGN)

368 This ones running out of nose real estate.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9sp6x3

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (/U5Yz)

369 Psychology Today is gay, obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

And their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Brought to you by Carl's Jr. at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (TbWk/)

370 10mm is a very common size in metric, so it’s frequently used and easy to mislay.

Same with 1/2 inch and 5/8s, but you probably have duplicates of those.

I have duplicates of my metric sockets, but the deep 6-point 1/4 inch drive gets misplaced more often than I want to admit.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)

371 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yeah, I remember, we had those in kindergarten. What fun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (nwgUR)

372
10mm?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

The adjustable wrench.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Essentially, the left believes, nigh-universally, in witchcraft. They believe that words can be used to cast spells to change physical reality."

I know I'm late to this thread, but this is SPOT ON, Ace!
Posted by: pookysgirl has read some early church history

Follow, subscribe and buy my program to unlock the infinite money and romance manifestation hack to the universe!!!

Posted by: Women on TikTok at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

374 Breaking: Appeals Court reinstates Trump's tariffs pending further review

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (eDGGN)
---
"Mother, may I?"

"Yes, you may."

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (Q4cxx)

375 I'm sorry. I'm not understanding this comment. Are you saying if women think their woman friend is being an @ss they just say, "I just love your shoes!!" First of all, I don't care about shoes, Never have. And if she's being an @ss I would tell her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (G5mSr)

Many conversations I've seen have women wanting to say that someone looks like her hair was combed with a blender, but of course can't say that in polite company. So it gets expressed as something like "That hairstyle is very daring! I love it!"

If she is wearing crap shoes..."Those shoes are AMAZING!"

And so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (oUlN5)

376
10mm?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Harder hitting than .45 ACP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (/U5Yz)

377 >The Democrats will often say things that are insane...until you understand that they believe this core concept of just how maleable the universe is.
----------

this is why they can't let go of 'alternative forms of energy'

the idea of powering cities with sun and wind is irresistible to them- it HAS to work! It MUST work! It's too good NOT to work!

We just have to do it harder and louder!

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (AOsQT)

378 >>> go all Top Hat and a bone thru their nose.

Grass skirt, spear and shield.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (NUp1g)

Don't forget the penis gourd

Posted by: banana Dream - who's catch phrase is at May 29, 2025 03:18 PM (cduTK)

379 This ones running out of nose real estate.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9sp6x3

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (/U5Yz)
_____________

Now imagine the fun you could have with her and a 9 volt battery ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

380 366 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
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So its an Etch and Sketch with no knobs, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Oh, I've got a throbbing knob for you to rub right here...

Posted by: Coach Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

381 Chicks dig a guy with piercings.
Posted by: A Man Called Horse at May 29, 2025 03:15 PM (cduTK)

Her Majesty cannot get enough of it.

Posted by: Prince Albert at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (Aqu9a)

382 The Democrats will often say things that are insane...until you understand that they believe this core concept of just how maleable the universe is.
----------

this is why they can't let go of 'alternative forms of energy'

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (AOsQT)
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Because they have never stayed conscious through an explanation of "energy density".

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (Q4cxx)

383 Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (TN0g+)

384 "I love those shoes. I saw some just like at 'Discount Shoes R Us.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

“Cute shoes! Do they come in smaller sizes?”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (l3YAf)

385 And how can you not love them?

When's the last time you met a dog you didn't like? For me, that was in grad school, where the dog and his owner were both assholes, the former having bitten any number of people.

When's the last you met a person you didn't like? (Checks watch.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

All the asshole ones who would bark and bite at us kids inside their fences. The dog that made us the most trouble used to grab the baseballs hit in his yard and make us chase him a while. Sometimes he went in the garage thru his dog door and we had to shove a little brother or sister in there got get it. We only had the one dog. Irish Setter, nice dog.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (8avO+)

386 Somebody has got to get that assistant coach Walz guy outta here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)

387 This ones running out of nose real estate.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9sp6x3

She...she said if I'm a Trump supporter, I can't ever claim to be a good person.

Waaaaahhhhhh!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (s8j++)

388 by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (oUlN5)

I think I would just not say anything but then I'm not a fashion maven, although I understand many women enjoy that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (G5mSr)

389 I tell men they can bang my wife if they agree to vote Democrat. I'm keeping track, so no backsliding! A deal is a deal.

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (xbLzn)

390 this is why they can't let go of 'alternative forms of energy'

the idea of powering cities with sun and wind is irresistible to them- it HAS to work! It MUST work! It's too good NOT to work!

We just have to do it harder and louder!
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (AOsQT)
----
They are Orks from Warhammer 40K. They paint their tanks red because it makes the tanks go faster. And it works.

But not in the real world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (7fElN)

391 Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (TN0g+)

When HUGE egos collide......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

392 Oh boy... When she says she LOVES young men, I believe that she absolutely tries her hardest to love young men, but that they can outrun her.

Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (lCppi)

393 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_______________

Made obsolete by GPS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

394 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Believe it or not, cats are the same.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (g8Ew8)

395 I think I would just not say anything but then I'm not a fashion maven, although I understand many women enjoy that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (G5mSr)

--

Well, this is DC, where all conversations are merely warfare concealed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:21 PM (oUlN5)

396 I got 99 Sockets but a 10mm ain't one.

You're lucky. I only have 96 tears and 99 luftballoons.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 03:21 PM (s8j++)

397 Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
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Totally Roth.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:21 PM (Q4cxx)

398
For my entire life I have been sus of Older Men who want anything to do with me.

Be it coaches, teachers or mentors. If you are not my father or uncle and take any interest in me, I assume you are queer.

For the record, as a man who was not raised by his father, I had plenty of older men who mentored me on important life lessons like how to tie a tie, how to iron your pants, and how to get your prostate stimulated from the inside.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 29, 2025 03:21 PM (t0Rmr)

399 This ones running out of nose real estate.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9sp6x3

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:16 PM (/U5Yz)
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At an Arkansas MOME a couple of years ago, we went to a used bookstore next to where we were going to have dinner. The young woman behind the counter had so much gold shoved in her nose, she sneezed glitter.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2025 03:21 PM (7fElN)

400 Dogs are the most loyal beings on the planet. You get a dog and show it love, it will love you unconditionally for every day of the rest of it's life. And it will show you such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Believe it or not, cats are the same.
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Absolutely true.

Posted by: Crusader at May 29, 2025 03:22 PM (TN0g+)

401 Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

David Lee Roth, all the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:22 PM (2VST1)

402 this is why they can't let go of 'alternative forms of energy'

the idea of powering cities with sun and wind is irresistible to them- it HAS to work! It MUST work! It's too good NOT to work!

We just have to do it harder and louder!
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2025 03:17 PM (AOsQT)

Starting as your foundational energy source something that doesn't work half the time anywhere, not at all for 6 months of the year at the poles or underwater and is limited any cloudy day is totally practical.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

403 Related: Bezos' dildo rocket scheduled for launch on Saturday morning.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 03:22 PM (VNX3d)

404 Somebody has got to get that assistant coach Walz guy outta here
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)
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We'll take his ass down!

Posted by: The Otters at May 29, 2025 03:23 PM (Q4cxx)

405 The young woman behind the counter had so much gold shoved in her nose, she sneezed glitter.

Golden boogers? And people said our stuff was ridiculous.

Posted by: The Ubangis at May 29, 2025 03:23 PM (s8j++)

406 Mexican socket set is vice grips

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 03:23 PM (xcIvR)

407 363 329 Man card is in question.

A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)
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Me thinks it can also be an open end such as 7/16 at one end and 1/2 at the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:23 PM (nwgUR)

408 >>Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Never really cared. For all of Eddie's guitar talent, the music of Van Halen was mid tier at best, imo.

I would rather have seen RATT than VH any day of the week.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (hJb7m)

409 It's so simple. You just have to find a really good stick. The conversation can go on for hours.

Remember that video of the guy that was mournful about getting to the end of his spool of wire?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (AcTAo)

410 Starting as your foundational energy source something that doesn't work half the time anywhere, not at all for 6 months of the year at the poles or underwater and is limited any cloudy day is totally practical.

"Your negative energy is harming manifestation of my dreams, stop your violence before the universe punishes you for your bad karma!!!"
--Sandy Beachinanda, Wymyn's Studies professor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)

411 They are Orks from Warhammer 40K. They paint their tanks red because it makes the tanks go faster. And it works.

Was playing one of the more recent Warhammer games. My Sister of Battle was sharing her pleasant thoughts - walking through a field of flowers, feeding hungry orphans, and burning a collection of heretics with a heavy flamer and hearing them scream in anguish.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (t0Rmr)

412 The Democrats think Tim Walz is the soul of masculinity, which is bizarre.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (kTd/k)

413 I'll put Eat 'em And Smile and Skyscraper up against anything done in the Van-Hager period.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (Q4cxx)

414 Ratt sucked live.
Van Halen at least got their own song right.

Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (xcIvR)

415 "A vision board is usually a collage of images that represent goals and dreams. It can include cut-out pictures from magazines and words that help inspire you to manifest your dreams and get where you want to go"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_______________

Made obsolete by GPS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

Vision Quest

Posted by: Matthew Modine at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (Aqu9a)

416
Believe it or not, cats are the same.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM

Disagree. Cats give you attention when THEY want to, not necessarily when YOU want it to.

I see it with the wife and her cat all the time..... "WELL FINE!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

417 >> RATT

Rage Against The.. Thots?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (l3YAf)

418 Related: Bezos' dildo rocket scheduled for launch on Saturday morning.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 29, 2025 03:22 PM (VNX3d)

Who will the new "astronauts" be?

Aubrey O'Day, Stacey Abrams, and Debbie Gibson?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (oUlN5)

419 Yeah...I'm just going to have to encourage them to keep thinking this way. For my amusement if nothing else.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (7xrfc)

420 Please try:

...

"Nice to meet you. Where are you from?"

----------------

"That sounds xenophobic to me, H8Rs!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (PaahW)

421 Well, that's where young folks messed up, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and church, they're good girls.

Only God, can uh make it. The Hugh Hefner on hiiigh.

Coming to America was so good but I think my favorite part is the Rally and Randy Watson's performance.

Posted by: Nelly at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (cHLus)

422 The US Court of Appeal just reinstated Trump's tariffs during the appeal.

That's why Trump fights in the courts. He's right on the law.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (viF8m)

423 Oh man, I had that Scify book in the sidebar! Hardcover, one of my most prized books from my youth. Spent hours upon hours just looking through it. But it got lost somewhere. Along with different Janes book of aircraft I've lost. 15 bajillion moves later around the country. One of my treasured memories but just a memory now.

Posted by: banana Dream - who's catch phrase is "Don't Forget the Penis Gourd!" at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (cduTK)

424 Remember that video of the guy that was mournful about getting to the end of his spool of wire?

That guy... my heart went out to him. For the rest of his life, when anyone asks him how he's doing he will only ever answer "fine."

I would rather have seen RATT than VH any day of the week.

Dude looks like a lady

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)

425 The ear gauge. Discuss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (/U5Yz)

426 Also, you do not need a passport or visa to travel west of the Hudson. Or east of the Pacific Time Zone.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (dSBTP)

427 A combination wrench is a wrench with an open end and a box end.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)
---

A combination wench is intriguing.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (kTd/k)

428 392 Oh boy... When she says she LOVES young men, I believe that she absolutely tries her hardest to love young men, but that they can outrun her.
Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2025 03:20 PM (lCppi)

If that chick even thinks about running, her heart's gonna do more than go pitter, patter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (1jzN5)

429 Possibly Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

Help yourselves to some punch and cookies.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at M

This definitely topped the comment I was going to make in defense of the political leanings of fraternity men.

Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (lCppi)

430 Disagree. Cats give you attention when THEY want to, not necessarily when YOU want it to.

I see it with the wife and her cat all the time..... "WELL FINE!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

They still love you. They just want you out of their face just then.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)

431 416 I see it with the wife and her cat all the time..... "WELL FINE!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

My cats are in your face all the time. There is nothing aloof about them. Savannahs are very doglike.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (pZEOD)

432 Early RATT was pretty damn good actually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (1jzN5)

433 Tits and sluts. What's this "or" shit?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (MZ+PY)

434 You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and church, they're good girls.

Be careful there though. Some sorts of churches tend to attract born again virgins and libraries are hotbeds of the worst sort of hardcore leftist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (2VST1)

435 Early RATT was pretty damn good actually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (1jzN5)

Lay It Down is the quintessential 80's hair band tune.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Out: Where the white women at?

In: Where the non-crazy single women at?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

437 Possibly Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 29, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

Help yourselves to some punch and cookies.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at M

This definitely topped the comment I was going to make in defense of the political leanings of fraternity men.
Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2025 03:26 PM (lCppi)

TOGA!

Posted by: Sen. Blutarsky at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (Aqu9a)

438 Knew a fellow that pretty much take a car apart and put it back together with a pair of channel locks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (nwgUR)

439 Early RATT was pretty damn good actually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2025 03:27 PM (1jzN5)
---
1st album blew the balls off almost every other hair band.

I was put off by Round and Round, but when I heard the rest of the album. Damn!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (Q4cxx)

440 Cats are just plotting ways for you to die so they can eat you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

441 "That's nonsense, son! I just, uh, have some tackling techniques I want to work with you on, after the other fellas have left for the day. You've got a lot of talent, and a great body....for football. Let's hit the shower first...

Posted by: Coach Tim Walz at May 29, 2025 03:14 PM (JCZqz)
___________________

The coach at Jerry Sandusky High

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Or Tim Walz

Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2025 03:29 PM (GUOwU)

442 Skid Row > Cinderella > RATT > Motley Crew >> Great White, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:29 PM (2VST1)

443 It's so simple. You just have to find a really good stick. The conversation can go on for hours.

Remember that video of the guy that was mournful about getting to the end of his spool of wire?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2025 03:24 PM (AcTAo)

I've actually bought specialized walking and hiking staffs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:29 PM (8avO+)

444 Lay It Down is the quintessential 80's hair band tune.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
---
A Wanted Man kicked balls.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:30 PM (Q4cxx)

445 I think my Cowley book was more of a compilation of his other works. It was huge!

Posted by: banana Dream - who's catch phrase is at May 29, 2025 03:30 PM (cduTK)

446 I still wonder about the guy that came forward to say Walz molested him.

Since the Trump people avoided it like the plague and the story died afterwards I assumed they found someone to make a false claim and would then have him retract it right after Trump gave it credence...so then if other young men came forward with real stories the media could ignore them...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2025 03:30 PM (t0Rmr)

447 >>Ratt sucked live.
Van Halen at least got their own song right.

I never got to see RATT live.
By 83-4 I had moved on from most of the popular Rock and early Hair Bands and was into DIY Punk and Traditional Blues. Shortly afterwards I found some Blue Note Jazz LPs at a Yard Sale and I went down the Jazz rabbithole until 89-90.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2025 03:30 PM (hJb7m)

448 Cats are just plotting ways for you to die so they can eat you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

they do specialize in home defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:30 PM (8avO+)

449 Hubbymayhem just told me that Tim Walz has been diagnosed with stage 4 menstrual cramps!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (2J/Lj)

450 My brother named his 67 Mercury Cougar "Mr. Scary."

https://youtu.be/XkVW1pHs0LY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

451
Be careful there though. Some sorts of churches tend to attract born again virgins and libraries are hotbeds of the worst sort of hardcore leftist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------

And bars are full of drunks and layabouts.
The only safe place is Republican rallies and the local RNC precinct office.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (nwgUR)

452 Go to a horseshow. Young Men and Women living a totally different culture.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (NVNRw)

453 "Your rage does not exist in a vacuum. If we don't get this election right, your wife, your daughter, your mother, we as women will become ~~collateral damage for your rage~~ men."

-------------

Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:32 PM (n7iLm)

454 Hubbymayhem just told me that Tim Walz has been diagnosed with stage 4 menstrual cramps!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (2J/Lj)

That tracks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Yeah I met plenty of delightful young ladies and mature women in the rural parts of America. The biggest problem people have is looking in cities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (2VST1)

456 Let me ask you a question:

Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

(There's a reference here)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (KbCG3)

457 >> And bars are full of drunks and layabouts.
The only safe place is Republican rallies and the local RNC precinct office.

Full of drunks, layabouts, and fags.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (l3YAf)

458 422 The US Court of Appeal just reinstated Trump's tariffs during the appeal.

That's why Trump fights in the courts. He's right on the law.
Posted by: JackStraw

Since when has that mattered?

Posted by: At least 3 current SCOTUS justices at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

459 Go to a horseshow. Young Men and Women living a totally different culture.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (NVNRw)

Not getting shoveling the stables on my chore list.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)

460 Consultants getting rich to womansplain to democrats how to talk to men is the funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (B9Prs)

461 Go to a horseshow. Young Men and Women living a totally different culture.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (NVNRw)

---------------

This. Rodeos too ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (n7iLm)

462 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (/cXEw)

463 The Democrats real problem: "Toxic Stupidity"

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

464 Hickman got in trouble for suggesting that guys looking for a wife should go to cafes and chat up the waitresses. It seems like as good a plan as any, depending on the waitresses.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (AcTAo)

465 Me thinks it can also be an open end such as 7/16 at one end and 1/2 at the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 29, 2025 03:23 PM (nwgUR)

Well, crap.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

466 452 Go to a horseshow. Young Men and Women living a totally different culture.
Posted by: Ben Had

I went to a Furry Convention and saw WAY more than just horses. Or men and women.

Posted by: Modern Teen at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

467 Since when has that mattered?
Posted by: At least 3 current SCOTUS justices at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

He said Haitians eat pets. My adopted kids—whom I love every bit as much as my biological kids—are Haitian orphans from Haiti.

Posted by: Amy Coney-Barrett at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (l3YAf)

468 I found both Harris and Walz to be buffoons

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

469 First concert was in '84. The Scorpions. Bon Jovi opened and got booed off the stage.

2nd concert was later in '87. The Texxas Jam. A full day in the hot Texas sun at the Cotton Bowl with band after band after band.

A decent lineup too:

Tesla, Fahrenheit, Whitesnake, Poison, Aerosmith, Boston.....

My brother was pissed off because Boston headlined and didn't play Smokin'......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

470 I see it with the wife and her cat all the time..... "WELL FINE!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Cats don't mind expressing their attitude. Dogs are servile ass kissers that feel obligated to letting you pet them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew8)

471 Hubbymayhem just told me that Tim Walz has been diagnosed with stage 4 menstrual cramps!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (2J/Lj)

That tracks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

----------------

I was expecting Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:36 PM (n7iLm)

472 That's a darling dress. Does it come in your size?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2025 03:12 PM (Aqu9a)
________________

"I love those shoes. I saw some just like at 'Discount Shoes R Us.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yeahhh.... you don't say that kind of thing to your friends. You say that kind of thing to your enemy whom you are trying to cut down socially.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 29, 2025 03:36 PM (hB7mE)

473 "Your rage does not exist in a vacuum. If we don't get this election right, your wife, your daughter, your mother, we as women will become ~~collateral damage for your rage~~ men."

-------------

Fixed.
Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:32 PM (n7iLm)
---
Fuck them and their "rage" crap, just because straight men are sick of their crap!

They've got to find some way that your reaction is not valid.

Oh 92 was a TANTRUM! You don't throw the Democrat party out of power in Congress!

Dems are a group with the highest passive-aggressive density.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:36 PM (Q4cxx)

474 The Democrat consulting class believe they can run buffoons as candidates and then rule by "experts"

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

475 Go to a horseshow. Young Men and Women living a totally different culture.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2025 03:31 PM (NVNRw)

---------------

This. Rodeos too ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (n7iLm)

Shows the Rural frugality. "Tex we have this wild bull that can't be handled. Watta we do, shoot him?"

"Howabout build a stadium and charge people to watch us try and ride him without dyin'"

"Ayup. Then we shoot him and eat him"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

476 Also I had a picture book of wierd xeno organisms from a fictional planet. Another big hardcover. Lots of flying creatures and three legged beasts. My memory associates that with the Cowley book.

Posted by: banana Dream - whose catch phrase is "Don't Forget the Penis Gourd!" at May 29, 2025 03:37 PM (cduTK)

477 Tesla was okay, sometimes. Whitesnake was terrific, then the dumbass lead of the band fired everyone who made it work and destroyed the band.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2025 03:37 PM (2VST1)

478 Cats don't mind expressing their attitude. Dogs are servile ass kissers that feel obligated to letting you pet them.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew

---
Long as you's comin' through with da food, pal!

Posted by: You Dog at May 29, 2025 03:37 PM (Q4cxx)

479 He said Haitians eat pets. My adopted kids—whom I love every bit as much as my biological kids—are Haitian orphans from Haiti.
Posted by: Amy Coney-Barrett at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (l3YAf)

Did they eat cats too?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 29, 2025 03:38 PM (8avO+)

480 Hickman got in trouble for suggesting that guys looking for a wife should go to cafes and chat up the waitresses. It seems like as good a plan as any, depending on the waitresses.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2025 03:34 PM (AcTAo)

------------

I used to try to meet young women by playing coed sports and looking in libraries ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:38 PM (Px5Fl)

481 nood Israel

Posted by: Ciampino - Congressional Hammers at May 29, 2025 03:38 PM (sPQoU)

482 BREAKING: White House:

Israel signed off on ceasefire proposal.

Discussions continuing.

Hamas has not accepted yet.

... and HAMas won't accept because Israel has already

HAMas is totally haram as it contains HAM

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

483 Let me ask you a question:

Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

(There's a reference here)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 29, 2025 03:33 PM (KbCG3)
---
One of my favorite movies about Rock-n-roll.

So, I know it's a trick question.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2025 03:40 PM (Q4cxx)

484 One of my first lessons just out of college:
if you replace corrupt a politician, they will only be replaced with a new corrupt politician with empty pockets

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

485
You mean the free vasectomies they were giving away at the 2024 DNC convention didn't persuade men to vote dem?

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2025 03:42 PM (IifOV)

486 Whistleblower: Racist Biden Admin USDA Used Racist Loan Policy Against White Farmers

“It’s not right,” the whistleblower stated, adding “It was discriminatory. Unethical. And the people who pushed it are still in charge..."

Posted by: SMOD at May 29, 2025 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

487 I saw Wierd Xeno Organisms open for Widespread Panic at Bubba's and Buck's in '88.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk Fought The Blob, and The Blob Won at May 29, 2025 03:45 PM (4Wyt5)

488 470
Cats don't mind expressing their attitude. Dogs are servile ass kissers that feel obligated to letting you pet them.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew

Having both in my house -- i rate this true.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2025 03:46 PM (N39Ws)

489 4 It all comes down to cocks.
Posted by: Jaime Lannister at May 29, 2025 02:20 PM (jc0TO)

IKR?

Posted by: David Hogg at May 29, 2025 03:46 PM (dKAOm)

490
I saw Mentally-Ill Dogshit People open for Madness at Madstock in '92.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2025 04:02 PM (iJfKG)

491 >The ear gauge. Discuss

totally gross

Posted by: cherries in season at May 29, 2025 04:06 PM (UpiRT)

492
I guess OJ above is juiced(!) on male hormones with that voice.

But, putting on a cape doesn't make you Superman, so to speak. She appears to know nothing about men. Which is no surprise since she's a lesbian.

I have no idea what the Democrats are thinking, other than it's incredibly stupid and insane.

Guys aren't flatworms steering toward delicious ideas without a thought.

Normal Guys think things through quite thoroughly, thank you very much. If you want to attract male voters, you must simply give up almost every single thing you're running on. It's that simple.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2025 04:10 PM (iJfKG)

493
That dude in the purple jacket and red tie is code talking to me, and he's screaming,"I'M GHEY!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2025 04:20 PM (Tv15w)

494 What do men want?

Respect. Money and the ladies. Also, food, and to be left the fuck alone.

But mostly respect.

Dem men have given up on the idea of ever getting respect, which is why most men hate them.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at May 29, 2025 04:30 PM (gDhA9)

495 Sex begins with fascination and ends in reproduction.

If the two sexes totally understood each other there'd be no fascination to begin with - and that branch would die off.

Men and women are not meant to understand each other. The dual mystery keeps our species alive.

Posted by: pakisa at May 29, 2025 06:50 PM (3IIIw)

496 Wish the Jewish weather machine could control the wind and nuke the Hamas animals. We did it to Japan and not a peep since.

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