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Disney/ABC, Seeing Their Groomer Empire Crumble All Around Them, Tell the Shrieking Harpies of The View to Cool It On Attacking Half the Country Every Single Day
ABC and Disney will be destroyed by the #Resistance.
Executives at Disney and ABC News have reportedly asked The View hosts to reduce their political attacks on President Donald Trump and shift the show's focus back toward lighter fare. Key Details: The Daily Beast reports that Disney CEO Bob Iger and ABC News President Almin Karamehmedovic met with The View's hosts and executive producer Brian Teta to request a shift away from political content, particularly criticisms of Trump. Karamehmedovic reportedly pointed to episodes featuring celebrity interviews as high performers and encouraged the show to "lean into such coverage." Ana Navarro reportedly challenged the executives, saying, "This is what our audience wants," and later confronted Iger again during Disney's advertiser presentation. Diving Deeper: ... The executives reportedly conveyed that the daytime talk show has become too consumed with political commentary and has veered away from its original mission as a more general-interest program for women. One source told the Daily Beast that Karamehmedovic highlighted episodes featuring celebrity guests as examples of higher-rated content and encouraged the team to focus more on that type of coverage moving forward. While the meeting reportedly stopped short of issuing a mandate, the suggestion did not sit well with several of the co-hosts. Ana Navarro, a frequent political commentator on the show, reportedly objected to the suggestion, telling the executives, "This is what our audience wants. Isn't it gonna look kind of bad if we're all of a sudden not talking about politics?"at they'd prefer The View to be less politically driven. ... Despite the executive nudging, some of the show's hosts reportedly found the conversation "silly" and expressed their intent to continue "doing their thing." As of now, it appears no concrete changes have been implemented, but the tension underscores the larger corporate concern about the program's political tone and its impact on broader viewer engagement.CBS' biggest shareholder, Sharri Redstone, reportedly told her Left-Wing Animal House of Democrat Party Operators at CBS "News" to tone it down, too. So CBS "News's" president quit.
CBS News President and CEO Wendy McMahon announced her resignation on Monday because "the company and I do not agree on the path forward." Left unstated but hanging over her announcement: CBS' corporate parent, Paramount Global, and its controlling owner, Shari Redstone, are involved in settlement negotiations with lawyers for President Trump in an effort to settle his $20 billion lawsuit against CBS' signature show, 60 Minutes. McMahon made her announcement the morning after the final episode of this season's 60 Minutes and just weeks after the resignation of the show's veteran executive producer, Bill Owens. Owens said he no longer felt he could lead the show independently.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
I'm afraid several of those gals ain't ever getting lighter.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (91F/+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Are we doing 'phrasing' still?
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:19 PM (2VST1)
I can see them now. Five fingers wagging, five heads doing that bobbing thing, and five voices saying "Oh no you didn't!"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 02:20 PM (W/lyH)
New GAAP requirements that public media companies must report P&L by individual program within their 10K, to ensure that no fraud is happening.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (mlg/3)
I was careful with my spelling.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 02:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:20 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 02:21 PM (oURrP)
Seems to be a lot of this going on. News CEOs bailing because their radical far left lunatic worldview does not fit the corporation's desire for better product.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:21 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 22, 2025 02:21 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (xofCm)
1) Karamehmedovic reportedly pointed to episodes featuring celebrity interviews as high performers and encouraged the show to "lean into such coverage."
2) Ana Navarro reportedly challenged the executives, saying, "This [political talk] is what our audience wants,"
It looks to me like Navarro is making shit up while Karamehmedovic has actual numbers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)
But if I recall correctly, The View has always been political & current events discussion show?
They've been arguing politics on that show since before Rosie O'Donnel met The Donald on Twitter and they fell in Hate-Love together.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (6ydKt)
How? The entire raison d'etre of the show is a gaggle of hideous harpies screeching and mewling and scratching and clawing at Trump and MAGA over and over and over again. Like insane self-cutters who hack and cut at the same scab over and over, while muttering incomprehensibly about alien ass probes.
But here's the thing: that's why the View's insane audience keeps tuning in. Yes, it's a small audience, but it's an audience none-the-less. It's the only audience they have or ever will have.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
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"Lighter fare"? Is that a fat joke.
- Whoopi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (9f4IV)
Posted by: The Lower Depths at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (Dg7ng)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (PCK5/)
But if I recall correctly, The View has always been political & current events discussion show?
They've been arguing politics on that show since before Rosie O'Donnel met The Donald on Twitter and they fell in Hate-Love together.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (6ydKt)
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One can discuss politics without being 5 women screeching about how one half of the country is evil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (PCK5/)
Lions, tigers, leopards, or pumas?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (PCK5/)
Throw Whoopi to the lions?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: mishdog at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (QAAUy)
But if I recall correctly, The View has always been political & current events discussion show?
They've been arguing politics on that show since before Rosie O'Donnel met The Donald on Twitter and they fell in Hate-Love together.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (6ydKt)
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One can discuss politics without being 5 women screeching about how one half of the country is evil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
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True, but see my comment above. If they want to do something like you suggest, it would have to be a whole new show. The View exists for one purpose and one purpose only. It cannot and will not change. Ever.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
What kind of an idiot still watches CBS News?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza
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CBS News are the idiots who keep Margaret Brennan, who reminded Rubio in Germany, “you’re standing in a country where free speech was weaponized to commit a genocide.”
Sean Spicer, bless his heart, predicted that CBS News would be a thing of the past by the end of this year.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (VNX3d)
Joy Behar dressed as a Retarius getting mauled by a mountain lion.....
I'd probably watch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (vVUaM)
I believe two kinds:
1) older boomers who get all their news from TV news and newspapers
2) Gen X and Boomers who have the TV on a lot in the background and the news when they eat dinner, even if they aren't really watching
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Dh9UM)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
"Nood" and "The View" in the same thread.
I may not sleep well tonight, or for the rest of the week for that matter.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
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Firing two of the Democrats, replacing them with some girlboss conservatives who don't take no shit, and then encouraging long nails, would be a reform that could be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
The View exists for one purpose and one purpose only. It cannot and will not change. Ever.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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The exist to be the culture that politics is downwind of. They can lean into culture to attack Trump easy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Most people at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (FzyIn)
I believe two kinds:
1) older boomers who get all their news from TV news and newspapers
2) Gen X and Boomers who have the TV on a lot in the background and the news when they eat dinner, even if they aren't really watching
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)
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ABCNews still gets about 7 million views a night. I assume CBS News is around the same number.
And yeah, they're probably majority old people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (HRQvT)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (7YTFo)
The Horde mind is awesome to behold!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: mishdog
Universal parks are about to eat Dizknee's lunch.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
True.
I seem to remember it wasn't quite that bad years ago.
They had a blonde gal on there that held her own for awhile.
I forget her name.
The show wasn't quite so one-sided and insane as it is now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
She's going to work for tips at the Hobo Lounge Strip Club and Sandwiches
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Yeah I don't see how they can change without collapsing entirely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)
ABCNews still gets about 7 million views a night. I assume CBS News is around the same number.
And yeah, they're probably majority old people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO
My impression of the Olds is that they are an incurious lot… I give you the unded nature of classic rock…
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:23 PM (PCK5/)
Lions, tigers, leopards, or pumas?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (VNX3d)
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Interesting fact: Lions, tigers, and leopards are all species in the genus panthera. Panthera contains the largest living member of the cat family.
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
I don't know if Bob Novak's remains just started rolling over, or getting a stiffy.
Maybe both.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Dh9UM)
Given the "hosts" (hostesses? resident harpies?) I think they should focus on physical therapy, AARP benefits and geriatric medicine.
Posted by: moki at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: mishdog
Universal parks are about to eat Dizknee's lunch.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (mlg/3)
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We're going to Epic Universe in a month.
My five year old will occasionally ask if I'm excited about going.
"No."
It almost makes him cry.
I mean...I'm sure I'll have a good time. We're going to have express passes for a day so lines won't be too terrible. But...it's just not the sort of thing I await with anticipation.
Now, the Rome trip...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
Interesting fact: Lions, tigers, and leopards are all species in the genus panthera. Panthera contains the largest living member of the cat family.
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Huh… that is some Odd Knowledge I intend to keep…
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:30 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (7YTFo)
It’s probably identical to the average age of people who died “with covid”..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (l3YAf)
The 2A people said for years it was only a matter of time before the peace and love people actively came out against the 1A.
Remember these are the brave fighters for free speech when you hear them spout this utter claptrap about how free speech is actually naziism.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (VIxhi)
What does Iger expect the View to talk about , cooking, sexual positions, workout routines?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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They could probably interview more celebutards.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
That's a whole lot of money to spend just for the opportunity to scream "are you not entertained!?!?!" at your kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (VoAdT)
I believe two kinds:
1) older boomers who get all their news from TV news and newspapers
2) Gen X and Boomers who have the TV on a lot in the background and the news when they eat dinner, even if they aren't really watching
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)
As a GenXer (as is the Mrs.), we never have any of the teevee newsers on. Waste of time and eyesight. Whereas, her boomer parents for some stupid reason have CNN on most days? Of course these boomer in-laws hate Donnie T. Go figure. My last of the Silent Generation parents, usually have Fox on for the news stuff. Not that Fox is all that an a bag of chips, but it is a scintilla better than the other teevee newsies.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (+J/Au)
Yeah they were broken and slanted but not as badly as now. The show from the start was "all the stuff I wanted to do on 20/20 but they wouldn't let me" by Barbara Walters but its gone way around the bend in the last I dunno 6 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
Yes.
Is anyone currently watching going to continue to watch when Joy Behar starts saying how wonderful Trump's foreign policy is?
Rather like trying to make 007 into a fat lesbian to increase the movie viewership.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
That's a whole lot of money to spend just for the opportunity to scream "are you not entertained!?!?!" at your kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (VoAdT)
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I shall quote instead from the superior film: Gladiator II.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Huh… that is some Odd Knowledge I intend to keep…
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:30 PM (PCK5/)
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Panthers are in the "puma" genus. Cougars, panthers, pumas, and mountain lions are all the same animal.
I didn't know all this either, until I did some research for my book.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Aw, hell nah!
🤮
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
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So you DO have standards!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (7fElN)
Apparently, vowels were on sale.
Posted by: Tonypete
That's a Kosovar name. The "...mehmed..." part is Turkic for "Mohammed," and the "...ovic" is Serbian for "descendent of," so this person is from a family in the part of the Balkans conquered and occupied by the Ottoman Turks and converted to Islam (i..e Kosovo region), but later re-folded back into Yugoslav/Balkan culture.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Dh9UM)
The actual point, nailed in a single sentence
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Dh9UM)
Interesting fact: Lions, tigers, and leopards are all species in the genus panthera. Panthera contains the largest living member of the cat family.
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Huh… that is some Odd Knowledge I intend to keep…
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:30 PM
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Does Cheetara factor in there anywhere?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (oUlN5)
District Court Judge Myong J. Joun, a Biden appointee in Boston, said the White House's decision to fire more than 1,300 workers in March has prevented the federal government from effectively implementing legally required programs and services.
States and school districts are experiencing "delays and uncertainty in their receipt of federal educational funding, amounting in the millions, which jeopardize their missions of ensuring an educated citizenry and providing quality education,"
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How much were actual delays and how much was states whining about 'uncertainty'.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
But of that only 155K are women 18-49.
So it’s like cable news. The audience skews old.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:34 PM (7YTFo)
Yeah I'm Gen X and I watch no TV news, rarely watch any TV at all (I'll be watching Clarkson's Farm tomorrow, for instance). My brother is Boomer and he never watches any.
But of the people who watch TV news, I think that's the primary demographic. Silents are getting to the age they don't watch much of anything any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:34 PM (2VST1)
Anyway, I'd love to see the meeting where Ana Navarro goes straight up against Bob Iger and Bob Iger visibly wishes he was talking to someone who actually thinks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:34 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:31 PM (VIxhi)
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That's because it's fine to be the loud-mouthed, offensive, rebel, lover of absolute free speech, when you have no power.
But when you actually have power, the last thing you want is some little, loser, right-wing, punk figuring out your next sleazy move before you do and broadcasting it the world.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:34 PM (6ydKt)
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How much were actual delays and how much was states whining about 'uncertainty'.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
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How does a judge actually make this happen? He has the admin rights to servers to regrant access? He sends new ID badges out?
Oh, he ordered something.
So, did Trump's admin do it? No, they have not. They're going to write an appeal over a couple of days while not doing anything the judge says, and then get an opinion that strikes this stupidity down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 22, 2025 02:35 PM (xNwVV)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 02:35 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:36 PM (VIxhi)
ABCNews still gets about 7 million views a night. I assume CBS News is around the same number.
And yeah, they're probably majority old people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO
My impression of the Olds is that they are an incurious lot… I give you the unded nature of classic rock…
Posted by: tubal
So what momes do y'all attend?
Posted by: Don't touch my radio & CDs at May 22, 2025 02:36 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2025 02:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Open Channel D at May 22, 2025 02:35 PM (xNwVV)
REEEEEE'd Richards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:36 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:36 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: Elric Blade
So there's just one cougar/panther/puma/mountain-lion in the whole world, and it quickly runs around posing for photos in every ecosystem, getting a local name on each continent? Damn, that's one amazing cat.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Elric Blade
So there's just one cougar/panther/puma/mountain-lion in the whole world, and it quickly runs around posing for photos in every ecosystem, getting a local name on each continent? Damn, that's one amazing cat.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)
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Tell this to Red Dead Redemption 2 and its hunting challenges!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: arnold judas rimmer, bsc ssc at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (sGtp+)
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Huh… that is some Odd Knowledge I intend to keep…
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2025 02:30 PM
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Does Cheetara factor in there anywhere?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:33 PM (oUlN5)
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"Stay in your lane, bruh"
-- Tygra
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bearski at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (xofCm)
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There are plenty of people that watch that garbage.Young and old. Usually young and old suburban women who have the local news on @ 5:00 which continues into the nightly news.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 02:38 PM (NpAcC)
Is anyone currently watching going to continue to watch when Joy Behar starts saying how wonderful Trump's foreign policy is?
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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If Joy Behar said it, the audience would go along.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:38 PM (n7rxJ)
sounds vaguely like the plot to the three body problem...
Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2025 02:38 PM (sGtp+)
Apparently, vowels were on sale.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (cYBz/)
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We got w's and y's at blowout prices.
Posted by: The Welsh at May 22, 2025 02:38 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Elric Blade
So there's just one cougar/panther/puma/mountain-lion in the whole world, and it quickly runs around posing for photos in every ecosystem, getting a local name on each continent? Damn, that's one amazing cat.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (pMi6S)
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"Yea, what's it to ya?"
-- Santa Claus
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
ai pacino is best pacino
Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
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Fucking bow and arrow trying to shoot deer in the snow with that stupid tracking sense bullshit that disappears in like seven seconds then whistle for your horse or whatever the fuck and hope it comes to you unless you didn't pat its head enough for the past seven hours of game time.
Not that I'd know.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2025 02:38 PM (n7rxJ)
"See? We're not crazy. We can admit when the evil nazi bastard does something right! Unlike his evil nazi bastard supporters! Aren't we civil?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (VoAdT)
I didn't know all this either, until I did some research for my book.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
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A book on different names for hot women's age groups, perhaps?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (Q4IgG)
But the latest ruling by a “judge” that the federal government cannot revoke student visas is one of the most insane rulings so far. So any student on a visa can now stay in the country forever.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (7YTFo)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)
The head of the network says make this change and you're like naw. Why would the head of the network ask? You tell them what to do. Or they are fired. This isn't art they are making. This isn't free speech.
I'm living in a world I don't understand.
Posted by: Wait, whut??? at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (EFVMJ)
Not that I'd know.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (oUlN5)
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It's the killing of the cougars with the bow that irritates me.
Hard to find and very quick to attack with one-hit kills.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
Besides the women being harpies and stupid, I don't get the attraction.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (PMtkd)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (STfYR)
Jaguars count, and some of them get melanistic (like in Apocalypto. I think jaguar crossed over in one of those transiberian interchanges.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (gKWVE)
https://is.gd/30vx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 02:40 PM (L/fGl)
—Ace
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I know it's relatively small potatoes, yet nonetheless it gives me a swell of joy.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:41 PM (2VST1)
Ana Navarro?
She should've been shown the door when she back talked to her boss.
He/she should've said, "I understand Ana. It sounds like both you and the board would be happier if you left the show. Clean out your desk. You have five minutes before security will escort you out."
It's not like Ole Ana is the lynchpin of the show or an irreplaceable part.
Giving her the heave-ho would bring the others into line.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2025 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
I didn't know all this either, until I did some research for my book.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
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A book on different names for hot women's age groups, perhaps?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:39 PM (6ydKt)
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There is actually a lot of commentary online about the various "cougar" categories and nomenclature about exactly which age group corresponds to which animal. Some people have too much time on their hands ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bearski at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (Bhsk7)
How? The entire raison d'etre of the show is a gaggle of hideous harpies screeching and mewling and scratching and clawing at Trump and MAGA over and over and over again. Like insane self-cutters who hack and cut at the same scab over and over, while muttering incomprehensibly about alien ass probes.
But here's the thing: that's why the View's insane audience keeps tuning in. Yes, it's a small audience, but it's an audience none-the-less. It's the only audience they have or ever will have.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
In other words, their appeal has become more...selective.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (KnTox)
Apparently, vowels were on sale.
Posted by: Tonypete
That's a Kosovar name. The "...mehmed..." part is Turkic for "Mohammed," and the "...ovic" is Serbian for "descendent of," so this person is from a family in the part of the Balkans conquered and occupied by the Ottoman Turks and converted to Islam (i..e Kosovo region), but later re-folded back into Yugoslav/Balkan culture.
cara mia > karamehmedovic
Posted by: gomez addams at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2)
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"The company was lost as soon as they used Xerox backgrounds for 101 Dalmatians, the bastards."
-Walt Disney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
sounds vaguely like the plot to the three body problem...
Posted by: anachronda
And very similar to the physics theory that there's only one electron in the whole universe, but it exists outside the dimension of time, so it can at its leisure go around and occupy all the positions where "electrons" are supposed to be, one by one, timelessly, no sweat, for every instant in every time-cone. One overworked but very capable electron, which we perceive as quintillions upon quintillions of electrons.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (pMi6S)
@NickFondacaro
The View literally argues that there aren’t enough white people being killed fast enough for it to be considered a genocide in South Africa.
Despite admitting that their land is also being taken from them.
https://tinyurl.com/mpcnzjmw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2025 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
BUT WHOEVER DOES HEAVE THAT PARTICULAR HO WOULD NEED THEIR LUMBAR SPINE PUT BACK INTO LINE IN RETURN
....
BECAUSE FAT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (VoAdT)
Well, I guess the fed will have to stop issuing any student visas then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (VIxhi)
I didn't know all this either, until I did some research for my book.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
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I thought they were leopards with connecting "spots".
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (krQz2)
Yeah. That makes sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (2VST1)
@NickFondacaro
The View literally argues that there aren’t enough white people being killed fast enough for it to be considered a genocide in South Africa.
Despite admitting that their land is also being taken from them.
https://tinyurl.com/mpcnzjmw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
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Their death rate is something like 1500% of their share of the population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
Quote:
I'm perplexed by the degree of openness from the government and in the press in North Korea. Over here in America, I don't even know who was President in the last few years.
/End Quote.
Ouch.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (5/e+B)
most folks like their tv presented to them as a sequence of two-dimensional arrays.
Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (sGtp+)
Total BS...they just wanted....wait for it...State and federal money to protect the "florida panther" and their phony baloney jobs.
Posted by: Extinction Is Good at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (xofCm)
How? The entire raison d'etre of the show is a gaggle of hideous harpies screeching and mewling and scratching and clawing at Trump and MAGA over and over and over again. Like insane self-cutters who hack and cut at the same scab over and over, while muttering incomprehensibly about alien ass probes.
But here's the thing: that's why the View's insane audience keeps tuning in. Yes, it's a small audience, but it's an audience none-the-less. It's the only audience they have or ever will have.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
In other words, their appeal has become more...selective.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2025 02:42 PM (KnTox)
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"Exactly"
-- Spinal Tap
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Well, I guess the fed will have to stop issuing any student visas then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (hB7mE)
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We're way beyond the fiat of elected executives.
We now believe in the fiat of judges.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tcn n AK at May 22, 2025 02:45 PM (a4NoL)
Giving her the heave-ho would bring the others into line.
Giving her the heave ho would be an injury waiting to happen.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (VoAdT)
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Are we sure BEN isn't really a long time Joe Biden sock?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Qdqx6)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Cthulhu at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)
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The Florida Panthers are the only panthers in the world that play hockey.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (n17eQ)
https://is.gd/30vx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I get a link to golf results in Shropshire.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:34 PM (2VST1)
Clarkson's Farm is the one show the Mrs. and I watch together. Even though it's edited, it's still one of the best things on the idiot box. I've purchased things from Diddly Squat Farm Shop, the shipping cost was, well high. Always liked Jezza.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (+J/Au)
I wonder what the official minimum kill rate is? Is it a percentage of the population or a flat number?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (2VST1)
You know who isn't in panthera? Panthers.
Posted by: Elric Blade
==👏
A big welcome for Cliff Clavin everybody
Posted by: Norm from above at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (EFVMJ)
Well, I guess the fed will have to stop issuing any student visas then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (hB7mE)
Just revoke all of them, and set the total allowed to 0. Same for H1B and H2B visas.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (VNX3d)
Despite admitting that their land is also being taken from them.
https://tinyurl.com/mpcnzjmw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
It’s not a genocide-genocide.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
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I watch TV with impossible angles.
Posted by: Cthulhu at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)
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We're watching YOU...
Posted by: Hounds of Tindalos at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (7fElN)
And they say religious people just make stuff up...
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (s8j++)
They can't make the show apolitical because everything that woman-related is now a political issue.
It used to be if you had a woman's show that discussed stuff relative and appealing to women, it might discuss fashion, household issues, parenting issues, cooking and celebrity gossip.
But now women, as a demographic, have been reduced to complainy, shrieking, lame versions of men. There is nothing interesting or unique about them and their interests now.
It's the same reason female comics suck. All that "tampons! Am'i'right ladieeeeees!" schtick is banal and unflatteringly crude.
Posted by: If We're Being Honest at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (qFqzC)
Posted by: Cthulhu at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)
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Madness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ...
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Hillary Clinton did that before The View existed. AWFL's have existed for decades. Our education system for the past 40(?) years just made a breeding ground for them...
Posted by: bearski at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (VIxhi)
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You can never overestimate the left's tendency to double down.
So, I agree. Disney is going to have vanish--or nearly.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (krQz2)
A big welcome for Cliff Clavin everybody
Posted by: Norm from above at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (EFVMJ)
NORM!!!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (VNX3d)
people are FREAKING OUT! this was a brilliant move I think
I can't stop laughing
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Cthulhu at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)
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Madness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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His television is of no human shape!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Despite admitting that their land is also being taken from them.
https://tinyurl.com/mpcnzjmw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
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A lot of the white famers were already killed or chased off. The situation in SA has been a murderous, genocide-y clusterfuck for decades.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (pMi6S)
And thank God, I've been looking for those all day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (6ydKt)
A big welcome for Cliff Clavin everybody
Posted by: Norm from above at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (EFVMJ)
NORM!!!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (VNX3d)
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Norm? Norm? Norm? NORM?!?!?!
Where'd he go?!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (5KR1B)
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Good luck with that
easier to empty the ocean with a bucket than to shut those harpies down
Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Cthulhu at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)
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Madness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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His television is of no human shape!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (6YdsJ)
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I could only define it by drawing myself back into the void and losing my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
Well, I guess the fed will have to stop issuing any student visas then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2025 02:43 PM (hB7mE)
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We're way beyond the fiat of elected executives.
We now believe in the fiat of judges.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)
Hawaiian Judge needs nice Hawaiian Punch.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (wtvvX)
/End Quote.
Ouch.
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 22, 2025 02:44 PM (5/e+B)
She’ll still vote for the next braindead Democrat puppet because fag hag.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
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It beckons you.
Posted by: Nyarlathotep at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (krQz2)
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Good luck with that
easier to empty the ocean with a bucket than to shut those harpies down
Actually, I think it's going to be quite easy. They either change, or the show disappears. Just ask the "news" departments.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
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It beckons you.
Posted by: Nyarlathotep at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (krQz2)
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The void is a saucy minx and a harsh mistress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
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I rather like him as The Underminer.
Posted by: Nyarlathotep at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bearski at May 22, 2025 02:48 PM (Bhsk7)
When Hillary first came around, daytime TV was still cooking, cleaning, sexual positions and gossip with SOME retarded lib trash thrown in.
The View "engaged" them. I don't care if you believe me. And I like repeating myself so there.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (s8j++)
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Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Guy at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (7fElN)
ABC Executives: "This is not the audience we want."
Posted by: RonF at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (l8nW6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (2VST1)
One sided debates!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (oUlN5)
Klein vs. Mandelbrot, on the proposition "That two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (VoAdT)
easier to empty the ocean with a bucket than to shut those harpies down
Actually, I think it's going to be quite easy.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:50 PM (s8j++)
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Barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (krQz2)
Sooo...an average AOS commenter?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (VIxhi)
Very little that's worse than Joy Behar trying to engage you.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
This is what I generally don't like about these things across media being framed as "less criticism of Trump", which is really just a way to say "they're chilling our speech!!!111" Criticism of Trump is fine and good, it's really about fewer radical leftists constantly screeching and lying against one side while gushing over and lying for the other.
But as been said what's left of their audiences probably like it and would tune out if there was actual value in the programming.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (8hxDK)
ABC Executives: "This is not the audience we want."
Is it too late to bring back Green Acres?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
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Sounds like the void needs a spanking!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)
Sooo...an average AOS commenter?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (s8j++)
Eh. It's a living.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
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Sounds like the void needs a spanking!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)
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And afterwards, the oral sex.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)
They had a blonde gal on there that held her own for awhile.
I forget her name.
The show wasn't quite so one-sided and insane as it is now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
The one who was married to a pro football or baseball player, I think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Nah.
Posted by: Double-downers at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (krQz2)
They had a blonde gal on there that held her own for awhile.
I forget her name.
The show wasn't quite so one-sided and insane as it is now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
The one who was married to a pro football or baseball player, I think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (yvSbm)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (VOCjX)
I forget her name.
The show wasn't quite so one-sided and insane as it is now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
The one who was married to a pro football or baseball player, I think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (y9nCu)
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Wasn't she a contestant on "Survivor?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (Pv3Rg)
I forget her name.
The show wasn't quite so one-sided and insane as it is now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
The one who was married to a pro football or baseball player, I think.
I've got it!!! They can save the show and make a deal as well. Put Gina Carano on as the conservative host, and when one of the harridans gets snotty, she annihilates her with a forearm shiver.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (VOCjX)
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"But Thunderbolts might break even, Bob! It might!"
"What about F4, Kevin?"
"It also might break even! It might!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
This may be the end of the Trade Truce.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (oURrP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:46 PM (2VST1)
Well the "Palis" are having a negative decline in pop so it's really confusing.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (8hxDK)
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (VOCjX)
Apparently making a new, interesting movie was not under consideration.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (oUlN5)
Eew
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 02:56 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (s8j++)
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Gives a whole new meaning to "rear naked choke."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (6YdsJ)
Jeebus, just how many shots to the head does it take to get through to this moron?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (s8j++)
The leaks and rumors are wild, like that ugly gnome from Wicked as Storm and Denzel Washington as Magneto. Honestly if I did an X-Men reboot i wouldn't have Magneto in the first movie at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (WPL6O)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (VOCjX)
"For the love of all the fucks, just make me a normal damn movie that a kid might actually want to watch."
"But... Human Torch can still be gay, right?"
"Kevin...."
"Bob, he's, like, -literally- flaming, i mean, come on, we have to."
"Get out of my office, Kevin."
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (VoAdT)
Seriously, aren't we done with comic book movies by now? I haven't even had the urge to watch one since Endgame and even then it was out of a sense of inertia.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (oUlN5)
And they say religious people just make stuff up...
Posted by: Archimedes
Could that electron be...God? Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (krQz2)
Perhaps, but the "aged, skanked out, crazy, screeching communist harridan" demographic isn't quite as large as she appears to think it is. Plus, after buying cat food, box wine, and SSRIs there's not really enough left over from a psychosis-related disability check to interest advertisers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount," but I've never heard anyone call them that. Just pumas, cougars, and mountain lions.
I've heard cats called "panthers," but only black cats, which are actually either jaguars or leopards. There are no black pumas. So I guess there's no cat species that's just called a panther?
Posted by: mikeski is probably allergic to all of them at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)
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Speaking of Denzel, it's been revealed that he gets $35 million for every streaming film he stars in. It's a flat fee, and studios keep paying him.
Apparently he got it for Spike Lee's new movie, Highest 2 Lowest, his remake of Kurosawa's High to Low.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 02:55 PM (VOCjX)
"For the love of all the fucks, just make me a normal damn movie that a kid might actually want to watch."
"But...
Oh, god dammit, Amy, you have to wait. This isn't Vietnam. There are rules.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 02:58 PM (VoAdT)
Trump is both their fever dream and (French phrase for reason to exist). No way do they get dislodged from that tree stump. IT is their whole life.
Like Officer Candidate Mayo, THEY GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!
Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2025 02:58 PM (AOsQT)
wildcat!
a la UNH which coincidentally just had a wildcat hovering around campus during grad weekend!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:58 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2025 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Did someone call for a medovic?
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
He was good in "Twilight's Last Gleaming" as an Air Force Enlisted Man. Small role.
Posted by: Zombie Gene Hackman at May 22, 2025 02:59 PM (xofCm)
Posted by: Archimedes
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It was kind of funny: on a recent ep of Joe Rogan Experience, Rogan recited that the universe needs only "one miracle" and after some back and forth disassembly of what the universe is, Rogan said, he'd rather stick with Jesus. Jesus is more believable.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
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Sounds like the void needs a spanking!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)
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And afterwards, the oral sex.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)
When you penetrate the abyss the abyss penetrates back.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (ewjUl)
why is Penn State a lion (assuming mountain lion)? we have bobcats here but no mountain lions
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (Pv3Rg)
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Kevin Feige made around 20 movies that audiences wanted to see just so he could build up enough cultural capital to make the movies the HE wanted to see.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (7fElN)
I admit being tempted by the Goat shirt but not 39 dollars plus shipping tempted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)
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I'm no X-Men expert, I read some of their books in the 80s.
But I'm thinking they've gone through some of the biggest story arcs from the 80s - 90s on screen already since 2000.
Are there anymore really good X-Men stories make into a movie?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (6ydKt)
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Raison d'etre.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 02:52 PM (oUlN5)
That scrunt used to be a high school English teacher.
Imagine being an incoming freshman, all excited about being in high school, then walking into the classroom and seeing *that* at the front of the room.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
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"You ruined my jik [joke], Johnny Carson!"
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2)
In Colorado it's a mountain lion.
Cougar's a car, Puma is a shoe.
Catamount is an Elizabethan curse.
Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (krQz2)
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The fact that we exist at all IS a miracle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Nah.
Posted by: Double-downers at May 22, 2025 02:54 PM (krQz2)
Wasn't Rob Schneider trying to get a View competitor off the ground this year? Wonder what happened to it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (KnTox)
They will never quit.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (3CMF/)
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Raison d'etre.
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Gesundheit
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (VIxhi)
which one?!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (Pv3Rg)
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I assume the ugly black lezzie. The other one, the white girl, is batshit crazy and legitimately mentally ill, but she's quite attractive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Raison d'etre.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 22, 2025 03:00 PM (6YdsJ)
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Raisin debt is no joke, pal.
Posted by: California Raisins on Behind The Music at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount"...
Posted by: mikeski
Elric: Is a catamite a puma or a panthera?
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount"...
Posted by: mikeski
Elric: Is a catamite a puma or a panthera?
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)
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[Strikes "The Thinker" pose]
-- Pete Bootyjuice
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
They will never quit.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (3CMF/)
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The Lord is our only refuge. He keeps trying to tell us that.
It's not America, it's the Lord.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (7fElN)
And that we are able to do stuff like cook meat 17,000 different delicious ways, which for millions of years not a single thing on earth could do, despite all the resources and chemical reactions for it just magically being here waiting.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (VIxhi)
Omelette du fromage?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM
Le' surrender.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (ewjUl)
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Hey Buddy
My agent takes 10 right off the top, then state local and federal take another 40%. So, I get 17.5. Get off my ass. If you could get it, you'd charge the same. I'm getting old and the payday ain't gonna last forever. Also Gladiator II sucked. I phoned it in. Now go gets some snacks and watch Prometheus.
Posted by: Denzel at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (VNX3d)
I always like to think of her being a diva but haunted by her early role in Sam & Cat.
Kind of like Sabrina Carpenter having to get her start in Girl Meets World.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:04 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (W5ArC)
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A.k.a. one of the remnants of a "Diddy Party".
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)
The truth is that he didn't have a hell of a lot to do with the movies until phase 4-5, and he was heavily controlled and limited from his input by Pearlmutter and others. When he finally got rid of him we started tog et stuff like Captain Marvel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)
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Speaking of Denzel, it's been revealed that he gets $35 million for every streaming film he stars in. It's a flat fee, and studios keep paying him.
Apparently he got it for Spike Lee's new movie, Highest 2 Lowest, his remake of Kurosawa's High to Low.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
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The Rock reportedly gets $50M
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: shake your groove thing at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:01 PM (7fElN)
And that we are able to do stuff like cook meat 17,000 different delicious ways, which for millions of years not a single thing on earth could do, despite all the resources and chemical reactions for it just magically being here waiting.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM
And things like music and laughter that also bring joy. None of those things are neither necessary to exist or survive. But yet they are complex beyond imagination.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (ewjUl)
The main reason I went, Super Nintendo World, was more fun to walk around in than any of the rides. I found Mario Kart disappointing because there's no sense of speed, but it's a well-done ride overall. I actually loved the Yoshi ride for little kids the most because Yoshi's Island is my favorite Mario game.
Also, I'm with you. Fighting crowds and standing lin lines in the hot Florida sun all day is NOT my idea of a relaxing vacation.
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (3CxhS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (Dh9UM)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount"...
Posted by: mikeski
Elric: Is a catamite a puma or a panthera?
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)
Sniffy Joe was more of a vegemite...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
The Rock reportedly gets $50M
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
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He's writing a movie that Scorsese has agreed to direct.
It's a mob movie set in Hawaii.
Unclear if Scorsese actually makes it next. Apparently Leo dropped out of another movie to clear up his schedule for Scorsese, which I don't think would be the Hawaii movie. Something else called Home, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
I always like to think of her being a diva but haunted by her early role in Sam & Cat.
I like to think of her as a donut licking anti American Scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: doc ock at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (/vuFu)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2)
If I smear bootblack on my face and change my name to Shaqwanda Danson-boffer, I can do the View and give them an actual audience!!!!! For half her salary!
OK, Iger, sene me a message.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (3CxhS)
Husband and I are boomers. We haven't watched news shows for many years. The only time the TV is on here is for baseball and at night I watch detective shows.
We have no use for TV news and most of the stuff on the internet is also crap.
Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: doc ock at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (/vuFu)
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Like I said double-downers are going to double-down.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount"...
Posted by: mikeski
Elric: Is a catamite a puma or a panthera?
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)
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[Strikes "The Thinker" pose]
-- Pete Bootyjuice
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx
You left out painter.
‘There’s a painter howling in the thicket.’
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (jgmnb)
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (3CxhS)
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I went to Legoland there but forgot to wear shoes.
Painful.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (oUlN5)
Also, I'm with you. Fighting crowds and standing lin lines in the hot Florida sun all day is NOT my idea of a relaxing vacation.
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (3CxhS)
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The kids should have a good time, especially in Super Mario World.
We're staying at the hotel in the park, so rope drop should be easy-ish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Winter Soldier was peak Marvel. Civil War showed that it was on shaky ground, and Infinity War had the whole franchise leap off the cliff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (y9nCu)
Several yeah, like the Brood, but honestly several of their attempts were... awful so redoing them wouldn't hurt. After two disasters doing the Phoenix saga, probably best they avoid that though.
And as for Denzel, good for him. He's one of the best actors still working today, he should get paid. He WILL get me to see a movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)
Cathartic
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (I+1FV)
I always like to think of her being a diva but haunted by her early role in Sam & Cat.
I like to think of her as a donut licking anti American Scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (ewjUl)
At least she didn't f**k it; she'd never live that down.
Posted by: Angus the Sheep F**ker at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
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chatte?
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2)
Raisin Brand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Peter Buttjizz at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (W5ArC)
What kind of women ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 22, 2025 03:08 PM (NtVYv)
I went to Legoland there but forgot to wear shoes.
Painful.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM
Did you say. ooh eee oohhh ahah...
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:08 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2)
Raisin Brand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (x0n13)
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Ouch!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Elric Blade
You skipped "catamount"...
Posted by: mikeski
Elric: Is a catamite a puma or a panthera?
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)
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[Strikes "The Thinker" pose]
-- Pete Bootyjuice
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx
You left out painter.
‘There’s a painter howling in the thicket.’
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (jgmnb)
You forgot Puddy Tat
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Dh9UM)
What kind of women ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 22, 2025 03:08 PM (NtVYv)
Currently neurotic cat ladies and chicks with dicks...
Posted by: Angus the Sheep F**ker at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Painful.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM
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Only more painful: Stratego Pieces Strew Across The Floor At Night land.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (krQz2)
It’s hopeless. Like wanting Jake Tapper to say he prefers women over men.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (3CMF/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (5KR1B)
Don't look at me; I'm not a masochist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Dh9UM)
Now called Ariana Piccolo. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Well of course at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (EFVMJ)
Unpopular opinion, but I agree. Civil War was based on such a stupid concept to begin with but I didn't think it was done really well and the Infinity War was so bad compared to the comics. Especially the second film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (5KR1B)
Don't look at me; I'm not a masochist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
I would expect Admiral Ackbar to have perused it on occasion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (oUlN5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (x0n13)
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The Whole Earth Catalog guy?
Posted by: Peter Buttjizz at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
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Don't look at any recent pictures of her.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Well of course at May 22, 2025 03:10 PM (EFVMJ)
That was NOT chocolate or peanut butter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Neither will change. They are riding that ship all the way down.
Posted by: doc
Queue Slim Pickens bull riding the nuke all the way down in "Doctor Strangelove".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Dh9UM)
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She's mentally ill and headed down the self-cutting drug junkie road. That's my prediction, anyway.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
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So...she'll be playing the next Cyclops, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
Yeah she used to be cute but she looks very unhealthy now.
I thought X Men was about secretly being gay and Republicans being against it.
That is what mega queer boy molester Brian Singer turned it into, and the recent writers in the comics, but no, it was just about outsiders facing a society that was sometimes hostile to them. It worked because the earlier writers didn't write that aspect very often, but just enough that nerdy comic book readers could relate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)
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Notre dame legal clinic was involved on one side. While she was at ND. She recused on it a long time ago, not just now.
Not that she does suck. Just not for this reason.
Posted by: FYI at May 22, 2025 03:13 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (y9nCu)
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Agree. 100% Winter Soldier is one of the best movies Marvel studios put out.
Although, I liked Infinity War...
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2025 03:12 PM (xG4kz)
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A'hm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Posted by: Slim Pickens at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (y9nCu)
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Agree. 100% Winter Soldier is one of the best movies Marvel studios put out.
Although, I liked Infinity War...
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)
I find the name false advertising; the 100 Years War was longer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (ewjUl)
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I see that and raise you throat cancer. From licking the donut.
Posted by: Donuts at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
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Don't look at any recent pictures of her.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que �a commence at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (6YdsJ)
Eh... she's 90 years old. Not everyone can be a Barbara Eden or a Lauren Bacall, both of whom remained doable well into their 70s.
Posted by: Peter Buttjizz at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Slim Pickens at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (krQz2)
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He also worked with Sam Peckinpah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
“I had a whistleblower in my office 10 day ago, senior, senior Democrat saying, ‘Look, it was these three people that controlled access, and they were making money off of it,'” Ed Martin told Mark Halperin. “I don’t know if I believe it yet, but the point is I think we have to get to the bottom of it for the American people and to protect the process. And that’s what we’re doing.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
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Don't look at any recent pictures of her.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que �a commence at May 22, 2025 03:11 PM (6YdsJ)
True. But in her heyday, DAMN!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (wtvvX)
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It is known.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Peter Buttjizz at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM
I'm right here boys...
Posted by: H ic Clinton at May 22, 2025 03:17 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Peter Buttjizz at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at May 22, 2025 03:17 PM (ewjUl)
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I see that and raise you throat cancer. From licking the donut.
Posted by: Donuts at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (EFVMJ)
and swallowing the begneit...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
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And very likely un-Presidented.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:17 PM (krQz2)
Niiiiiice.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2025 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
What does Iger expect the View to talk about , cooking, sexual positions, workout routines?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Best female incontinence products ... and whether they ever have been tempted to wear them over their chattering maws.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2025 03:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
A long time ago, on a site far, far away, we were brain--storming noms du cine for porn directors.
Sam Pecker Pa was one (specialty: incest porn)
Stanley Huge Prick
Martin Whore Crazy
Francis Ford Copulate
Alfred Bitchcock (specialty: tranny porn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)
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And is it really so bad to fight in a war room?
I mean, WTF?!
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: shake your groove thing at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 02:24 PM (W/lyH)
It's a live audience of like minded retards, and they do applaud. I worked in the NYC broadcast industry for many years and knew fellow engineering people who work at ABC. They, themselves, are amazed the show draws the audience it does. You have to remember, it's produced at the ABC studios in NYC, so guess what the political persuasion is the people who attend.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (5xuJ/)
She's mentally ill and headed down the self-cutting drug junkie road. That's my prediction, anyway.
Ariana appears to have adopted the Adam Schiff watermelon head look.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2025 03:20 PM (xG4kz)
Stanley Huge Prick
Martin Whore Crazy
Francis Ford Copulate
Alfred Bitchcock (specialty: tranny porn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:19 PM (W5ArC)
Dis-Gorge Mucous.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:20 PM (l3YAf)
More cruel to some than others. I don't mind "she got old" but "holy crap its a mummy" is horrific.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:21 PM (2VST1)
Security chief of AI, you say?
Impressive work so far.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 22, 2025 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
[] I like to think of myself as having a sense of humor and the Republicans are terrible.
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Anybody who doesn't check yes, doesn't get into the audience.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 03:22 PM (W5ArC)
Very interesting.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 03:22 PM (VIxhi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2025 03:22 PM (xG4kz)
She always has been tiny, with a big head but her weight dropping to sub-100 pounds has emphasized it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:23 PM (2VST1)
https://tinyurl.com/mtr6patv
As long as they find sponsors and it's making money, it will continue.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 22, 2025 03:23 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:24 PM (krQz2)
I always like to think of her being a diva but haunted by her early role in Sam & Cat.
I like to think of her as a donut licking anti American Scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2025 03:06 PM (ewjUl)
At least she didn't f**k it; she'd never live that down.
Posted by: Angus the Sheep F**ker at May 22, 2025 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
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Amen, brother.
Posted by: Jason Biggs from American Pie at May 22, 2025 03:24 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:24 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Malcom McDowell, ponderously at May 22, 2025 03:25 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2025 03:25 PM (Qdqx6)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
I believe his ex-wife is still his manager.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (KnTox)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
I believe his ex-wife is still his manager.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (KnTox)
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It was reported that he was often 8 hours late to the set of his big-budget Christmas movie, would take multi-hour breaks to go work out, and handed over water bottles full of his piss to PAs to get rid of.
Allegedly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 02:26 PM
Late to the party, but...dude...don't mention The View and sexual positions in the same sentence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2025 03:27 PM (dtAQJ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
I believe his ex-wife is still his manager.
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I get more than10%....
Posted by: Ex Mrs Rock at May 22, 2025 03:27 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)
What about Dwayne Johnson having to fight terrorists on Alcatraz so Trump can reopen it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)
see also: Justine Bateman
Posted by: Don Black. Message: shake your groove thing at May 22, 2025 03:29 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)
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Only if Michael Bay is directing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2025 03:29 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)
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While escaping to Witch Mountain.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)
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He's OK. Just a limited range and the same character in every movie. Plus, in his recent movies (Red One), he seems clearly just phoning it in, and there were reports he was lazy and absent on set.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:26 PM (2VST1)
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Yeah, I don't quite get his box office appeal. He's a bit typecast into certain roles, which is OK if all you are looking for is an action star.
He doesn't seem to pull off the same acting range as Denzel.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM (7fElN)
It's a revenge movie with a twist at the end. Very surprising and welcome change from Hollywood standard. Watch it. I get residuals.
Posted by: Ex Mrs Rock at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (EFVMJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM (7fElN)
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He does okay.
The Rundown is still a great movie after more than a dozen watches.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM
I'm standing right here, muthaf@#ker!!!!
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (dtAQJ)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM
I'd like a word.
Posted by: Julia Roberts at May 22, 2025 03:32 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Ex Mrs Rock at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (EFVMJ)
For a moment I thought that was a geology joke that I just didn't get.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 03:33 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM
I'm standing right here, muthaf@#ker!!!!
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (dtAQJ)
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"That Sammy motherfkr is all bark and no bite"
-- Snakes on planes
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
I like playing that game like drunken William Munny. I walk into people; if they insult or irritate me, I initiate a one man crime spree. As Ike Clanton sagely put it, "I don't take no lip off no bartenders, neither'.
Posted by: Nelly at May 22, 2025 03:33 PM (cHLus)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 03:33 PM (Dh9UM)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM
I'd like a word.
Posted by: Julia Roberts
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I'm not sure I'm following this conversation....
Posted by: George Clooney at May 22, 2025 03:34 PM (EFVMJ)
A lot of times I enjoy his performances, I liked Black Adam a lot but, he's very narrow and I am really tired of him playing a bumbling hulk that is the butt of every joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM
I'd like a word.
Posted by: Julia Roberts
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I'm not sure I'm following this conversation....
Posted by: George Clooney at May 22, 2025 03:34 PM (EFVMJ)
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Speak up.
Posted by: Gene Hackman at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2025 03:30 PM
I'm standing right here, muthaf@#ker!!!!
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM (dtAQJ)
https://youtu.be/AxeDWiM65DE
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (l3YAf)
I thought they were pretty good and was enjoying the last movie until that scene.
You know the scene, I'm pretty sure that's why those movies are held in low regard, because that scene is such a dud.
It's supposed to be a rah-rah, pump you fist, and cheer moment, however-
it's more like you're watching a great comedian like Steve Martin in his prime, and it's getting toward the end of his show, so you just know he's going to bring out a big laugh-getter to end things, and-0
Steve tells his big joke and it just dies. The joke is sooo bad that audience is stunned into silence, until-
s lone, loud, last-lasting fart squeaks out ifrom one guy in the audience for like 30 seconds or so, and everybody laughs, and Steve goes onto tell a good joke.
Like that.
That scene, of course, was the big Grrrrrrrrllll-power, lame-ass moment, where they alll suddenly appears to save the day. So obvious, so lame, so predictable that it takes you completely out of the movie for a moment of severe eye-rolling.
Otherwise, that pair of movies was pretty good, and I think did well to close out the MCU.
If only it had.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 22, 2025 03:31 PM
I'd like a word.
Posted by: Julia Roberts
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I'm not sure I'm following this conversation....
Posted by: George Clooney at May 22, 2025 03:34 PM (EFVMJ)
Who the hell are you people?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 22, 2025 03:37 PM (wBaIH)
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Apparently fake Captain Marvel is only allowed by union rules to fly through one UFO per day.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (laUQQ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)
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Captain Marvel 3 idea:
She becomes like Dr. Manhattan, sick of the world, and retreats to Mars with her massive powers to stay isolated from humanity.
There will be much rejoicing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)
I'm pretty we'll convinced that the only difference between his characters was the amount of smiling VS frowning that they did.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (iJfKG)
just embarrassed a fake news "reporter",@Yamiche
for lying about the persecution of white South African farmers:
"What is unsubstantiated about the video? The video shows crosses that represent the dead bodies of people who were racially persecuted by their government."
"In fact, the @AP
of all places has a picture of that very monument and the caption is...'each cross marks a white farmer who has been killed in a farm murder.'"
"So it is substantiated—not just by that video, and the physical evidence that everybody saw on display in the Oval Office, but also by another outlet in this room, the Associated Press, so you should take it up with them if you believe the claim is unsubstantiated."
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2025 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
And I am actually looking forward to the new Superman film, it essentially looks like the continuing adventures of Clark from Smallville, Cornsweat is pretty much a dead ringer for Tom Welling.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2025 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Supervillian vs Coach vs Cop at May 22, 2025 03:39 PM (EFVMJ)
And I am actually looking forward to the new Superman film, it essentially looks like the continuing adventures of Clark from Smallville, Cornsweat is pretty much a dead ringer for Tom Welling.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2025 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)
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I kind of hate Darren Aronofsky now, but Caught Stealing does look like it could be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of the roundness of their asses.
Posted by: Brie Larson on Mars at May 22, 2025 03:40 PM (l3YAf)
Otherwise, that pair of movies was pretty good, and I think did well to close out the MCU.
If only it had.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)
Where they lost me too. I audibly groaned WTF in the theater and the gal I was dating at the time accused me of being a misogynist because I was not down with the strong empowered womyns. Marvel has decades of stories to mine that made me think when I was a wee lad. Lots of history, mythology and basic science in the books...and less personal bias of the writers.
Now, they keep on trying to film storylines from the past 10 to 15 years that are garbage where there characters are over-exposed in all their remaining titles and they keep on trying to reboot past successful storylines and crossovers. It's a joke. And flipping the bird to ones who used to buy the books and would be eager to go see the movies.
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 03:40 PM (VOCjX)
But it still irks me she wears his suit--one of the coolest suits in comics.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)
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Captain Marvel 3 idea:
She becomes like Dr. Manhattan, sick of the world, and retreats to Mars with her massive powers to stay isolated from humanity.
There will be much rejoicing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
Does Mars make her ass look even smaller?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:41 PM (ynpvh)
I'm pretty we'll convinced that the only difference between his characters was the amount of smiling VS frowning that they did.
Posted by: naturalfake
Popeye Doyle and the bugging expert in "The Conversation" were good.
MST3K took him down hard in "Marooned"
Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2025 03:42 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at May 22, 2025 03:40 PM (VOCjX)
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My wife never went to a single Marvel movie after that scene.
It was such a political-fan-service scene.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2025 03:42 PM (krQz2)
>>I kind of hate Darren Aronofsky now, but Caught Stealing does look like it could be fun.
He's a terrible director and his films are typically nihilistic twaddle but this actually looks good and a throwback to late 90's early 2000's crime dramedies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2025 03:41 PM (ynpvh)
Less gravity to pull the jowls down into resting butch face.
Posted by: Brie Larson on Mars at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (l3YAf)
That actually didn't bother me as much as it did a lot of others, it was basically just a full page spread for comics, in the movies. Here comes more heroes! With boobs! I know what they were trying to do but eh, whatever.
What is kinda funny is that before everyone realized that Brie Larson is annoying and dumb, and the Captain marvel movie was a very lucrative bomb (like Last Jedi) which made money but everyone thought was crappy... before that, she was going to save the day! She would be the big hero! She would kick Thanos' ass and take the glove from him!
Then they rewrote it because people went "she has no ass and we don't like her"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Tim at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (lkesZ)
>>I kind of hate Darren Aronofsky now, but Caught Stealing does look like it could be fun.
He's a terrible director and his films are typically nihilistic twaddle but this actually looks good and a throwback to late 90's early 2000's crime dramedies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (XV/Pl)
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He's a Harvard grad.
Harvard film school sucks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Brie Larson on Mars at May 22, 2025 03:43 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Brie Larson on Mars at May 22, 2025 03:44 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2025 03:44 PM (EXyHK)
Lex Luthor is Harry Caul.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2025 03:45 PM (EXyHK)
One of the very few characters they have not ever brought back to life. Honestly Mar-Vell was kind of a dud of a character they kept reinventing but he never really worked. Then they killed him and everyone loved the character.
But yeah she's been Captain Marvel way longer than he ever was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2025 03:46 PM (2VST1)
It would take hosts with maturity, discernment, and intelligence to be able to have round-table discussions with varying view points. These current hosts have none of those qualities and can't change. These are qualities that can't be faked or bought.
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2025 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
lone, loud, last-lasting fart squeaks out
In many ways this is also the story of barak obamma
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 22, 2025 03:38 PM (laUQQ)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at May 22, 2025 05:09 PM (bWcp9)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2025 05:13 PM (wGqjj)
In most companies, if your crazy conduct cost your boss $20,000, you'd be out on your ass.
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