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Bears out fishing. Bears have a new form of fishing. And bears are now 100% out of control.

Blue Indonesian pit viper.

Siberian tigers slipping and sliding in the snow.

This lizard has 18 Charisma.

Elephants form defensive ring around calves when a lion comes sniffing around.

Amazing tree finds a way to drive its roots into concrete and grow along the wall of an apartment building.

Cats are finally impressed by a toy. Of course, the toy probably cost almost a grand.

Dog think he sneaky but he ain't

Superhero landing!


America:

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




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1 Men only want one thing and its to finally get enough sleep

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:29 PM (2VST1)

2 Oh, finger 'dancing'!

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

3
oriental chick is cute

Posted by: Soothsayer Said It First, as usual at May 19, 2025 07:34 PM (qc8Te)

4 Men are nuts

Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2025 07:34 PM (oERdd)

5 Behold what a career of hate and debauchery gives you for a face

https://tinyurl.com/3sas2x3x

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:35 PM (2VST1)

6 Really long fingers...

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

7 8750? I call a bit of bullshit. How do they deliver all that to the wheels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

8 Did you know that fingers sometimes have a bouquet?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

9 Nerf style guns are getting very cool. We have a teal that is eating the feral cat's food. I opened a window and shot darts at the bird driving it away. Almost got it midflight

Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2025 07:37 PM (oERdd)

10 Let me guess, the bus is driven by Wylie Coyote with an Acme engine installed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:37 PM (QGS/I)

11 The Blue Indonesian Pit Viper.
Sneks!!!

NO SNEKS!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:38 PM (W/lyH)

12 Finger dance warning: ear splittingly loud

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)

13
remember CANDY CIGARETTES?

Did they ever make Candy Bullets, or Chocolate Bullets?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (qc8Te)

14 What's this about Kroger stiffing customers with huge price increases?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (QGS/I)

15 I am so sorry for everything today.

Good night.

Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (jvJvP)

16 They spelled judgmental incorrectly in "The judgemental Blue Indonesian Pit Viper".

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

17 Did they ever make Candy Bullets, or Chocolate Bullets?

"I found some orange ones on the ground at a rally once"
--CNN reporter finding earplugs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)

18 Behold what a career of hate and debauchery gives you for a face

https://tinyurl.com/3sas2x3x
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
______

Zombie Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 19, 2025 07:40 PM (UBKzV)

19 The 64 year old redhead. the Crypt Keeper after HBO gave it a sex change?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:40 PM (QGS/I)

20 1st Pic: how cumulonimbussy and pretty the way they frame the river.
School Bus: the wheels of the bus do more than go round and round! Whee! I’d go to school that way any day as a child…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 07:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

21 Stateless, knock that sh1t off. Unless you are Jesuit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:41 PM (QGS/I)

22 I am so sorry for everything today.

Good night.
Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at May 19, 2025 07:39 PM (jvJvP)

Stateless - don't worry about it. You're fine with us.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2025 07:41 PM (VNX3d)

23 Your pilot will be Sum Ting Wong
youtu.be/GV-z2DZ4_Pk

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

24
PDT just now at the Keendy Center dinner:

"They had 'lesbian only Shakespeare,' ....Who thinks of these things?"

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 19, 2025 07:41 PM (qc8Te)

25 The 64 year old redhead. the Crypt Keeper after HBO gave it a sex change?

Kathy Griffin, alleged comedienne.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

26 Kathy Griffin, alleged comedienne.

"One does not look upon the Medusa ..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:43 PM (QGS/I)

27 One HP (horsepower) is equal to approximately 100 PP (penguinpower).

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 19, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

28 Finger dance: I would have guessed Korean, but apparently Chinese. And -
Superiority through nerf machine guns!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 07:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

29 Willowed:

McDonald's is now offering fish filets made from ornamental carp.

They're the real McKoi.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 07:44 PM (5QooU)

30 "They had 'lesbian only Shakespeare,' ....Who thinks of these things?"

I'll tell you who thinks of these things: people who don't represent the nation or its culture. People who do not belong in a national theater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 07:44 PM (2VST1)

31 10 Let me guess, the bus is driven by Wylie Coyote with an Acme engine installed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May


That’s the first thing that I though of too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2025 07:44 PM (ooVyJ)

32 Men only want one thing: a woman in a sun dress, taking care of their offspring and managing the household while he works to bring home the bacon.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2025 07:45 PM (b294k)

33 This lizard has 18 Charisma.

Ace showing his age, here -- using first-generation D&D jargon!

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 07:45 PM (pMi6S)

34 8750? I call a bit of bullshit. How do they deliver all that to the wheels?
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 07:36 PM


I call BS because they didn't give us an ET.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

35 One HP (horsepower) is equal to approximately 100 PP (penguinpower).
Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 19, 2025 07:43 PM


Mephitically, one PP is equal to approximately 10^17 HP.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

36 32 Men only want one thing: a woman in a sun dress, taking care of their offspring and managing the household while he works to bring home the bacon.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly


Is the material semi-translucent and the sun is setting behind her? I rule that acceptable.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM (pMi6S)

37 18 Ch was also in AD&D.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM (QGS/I)

38 People at that picnic table were way too passive. I wouldn't recommend beating on the bear to try to drive it away, but they could have slowly gotten up, and ambled away to a safe place while the bear was chowing down.

Bear looked pretty skinny. It needed that free meal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM (UYqlV)

39 I still think Yaks are great even if we never see them here..

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM (NVNRw)

40 11 The Blue Indonesian Pit Viper.
Sneks!!!

NO SNEKS!!!
Posted by: Diogenes


Is it less scary if I call it a “danger noodle?”

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2025 07:48 PM (ooVyJ)

41 Men only want one thing: a woman in a sun dress, taking care of their offspring and managing the household while he works to bring home the bacon. on his putting game.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2025 07:45 PM (b294k)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:49 PM (W/lyH)

42 I still think Yaks are great even if we never see them here..
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 07:47 PM


Just as bats once had an entire, glorious Café devoted to them, so too may yaks one day. Remain steadfast in your hope, do not disappoint Ace, and it could happen!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2025 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

43
lol
Just now:

PDT at the Kennedy Ctr dinner:

"...and then they rigged the election. And then I said you know what I'll do? I'll run again and shove it up their ass. [Pause for applause]...Look at the way this works out: so, if they would've left us alone and wouldn't have cheated on the election and wouldn't have rigged it, I would have been retired right now, I would've happily been doing something else. And instead they have me for four more years. Can you believe it?"

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 19, 2025 07:50 PM (qc8Te)

44 Is it less scary if I call it a “danger noodle?”
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2025 07:48 PM (ooVyJ)


No!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:52 PM (W/lyH)

45 Trump going full Rodney Dangerfield?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:52 PM (QGS/I)

46 37 18 Ch was also in AD&D.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I bow to the Vorpal historian.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (pMi6S)

47 Great. Snakes weren't creepy enough before I knew they came in blue.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (viF8m)

48 Top picture proportions look wrong, unless maybe that’s the Amazon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (buOX2)

49 That’s not a school bus. It’s a nitro dragster with a the skin of a school bus on top. Underneath, it’s all dragster.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (vdlll)

50 If you get enough fiber, you should be hadouken-ing every morning. Maybe see a doctor if not.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (TdYBy)

51 Let the bear have its meal. Don’t be that meal! 🐻

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 07:54 PM (ZVgZ4)

52 For the uninitiated, the animal edit video is using "Rush E" for the music.

Rush E is internet meme famous.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 19, 2025 07:54 PM (+lLXu)

53 Life expectancy of a snake, spider, scorpion or mouse around me? 5 seconds.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 07:54 PM (NVNRw)

54 If the cool bus picked up children they'd be more respectful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 07:55 PM (TdYBy)

55 Pete Alonso has hit the wall.

Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2025 07:55 PM (Bbhox)

56 That’s not a school bus. It’s a nitro dragster with a the skin of a school bus on top. Underneath, it’s all dragster.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 07:53 PM (vdlll)

You're shittin' me, man!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 07:56 PM (UYqlV)

57 That’s a beautiful snake. Snakes are some of nature’s most unique and beautiful creatures. I had a rainbow boa as a pet. Her scales were so colorful and iridescent — like a rainbow — she looked like a special effect in a movie.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 07:56 PM (vdlll)

58
Baths for Diana and Rosalind today. Diana is an old hand, but we realized Roz had never had a bath here. Nor had her nails ground.

The bath went well enough, but she went into sighthound hysterics when we did her feet. Guess she hadn't learned better in California. Her Majesty gave her a sharp lesson in decorum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 07:56 PM (QnmlO)

59 I find the title of this thread triggering. Brings back terrible memories of a horrible creature.

Posted by: Tara Reade Posting From Russia at May 19, 2025 07:57 PM (G5+As)

60 He would have been retired? So no 3rd term?

Aww man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 07:57 PM (7YTFo)

61 Rosalind learns the meaning of "you will"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 07:58 PM (NVNRw)

62 Heh.
Springsteen has been in Europe trashing Trump and 'Murica. He apparently added a Biden tribute to his program. He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

63 Beautiful and snake should never be in the same sentence. Unless it’s something like the beautiful woman was horrified when she saw a snake.

😀

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 07:59 PM (7YTFo)

64 He apparently added a Biden tribute to his program. He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 07:59 PM (UYqlV)

65 Heh.
Springsteen has been in Europe trashing Trump and 'Murica. He apparently added a Biden tribute to his program. He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2025 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

Next step - all the lyrics come out "Wah wah wah wah" - like Miss Othmar in Peanuts cartoons.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2025 08:00 PM (VNX3d)

66 Bruce Springsteen better not go full Bidet.

Hide the young girls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:00 PM (QGS/I)

67 57 That’s a beautiful snake. Snakes are some of nature’s most unique and beautiful creatures. I had a rainbow boa as a pet. Her scales were so colorful and iridescent — like a rainbow — she looked like a special effect in a movie.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 07:56 PM (vdlll)

Elric had a LGBT+ snek.

Explains a little bit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 08:00 PM (TdYBy)

68 Springsteen? More like Wintersteen. Amirite?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 08:01 PM (7YTFo)

69 Beautiful and snake should never be in the same sentence. Unless it’s something like the beautiful woman was horrified when she saw a snake.

😀
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 07:59 PM (7YTFo)
——

“Ya got it backwards, bruh”

— Al Wilson

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 19, 2025 08:01 PM (vdlll)

70 The Blue Indonesian Pit Viper.
Sneks!!!

NO SNEKS!!!
Posted by: Diogenes


Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers ...

Posted by: Mushroom, Mushroom !!! at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (tcomi)

71 Better to go away and be missed than to hang around and prove yourself the fool.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (NVNRw)

72 He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

He needed help getting up, too. I know that he's getting old but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (2VST1)

73 I want a bus like that on with the big ass engine, and it with gatling guns.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (LHPAg)

74 Elephants form defensive ring around calves when a lion comes sniffing around.
_______

Further proof that Heffalumps are not Democrats.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (od0dV)

75 The Lair of the White Worm has slithered into Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 08:03 PM (QGS/I)

76 71 Better to go away and be missed than to hang around and prove yourself the fool.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 08:02 PM (NVNRw)


So this is the Springsteen thread?

Posted by: gKWVE could have left him in 1984 and not minded at May 19, 2025 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

77 It’s pathetic seeing these people still touring in their late 70s. He has enough money to last 100 lifetimes, so it’s not that. It’s the narcissist’s need to be adored.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 08:04 PM (7YTFo)

78 I'm jealous of people that can move their pinky independent of their ring finger. Piano, guitar cording, even gaming. CTRL to slide while running? Yeah screw you. It's like being in a budget X-Men.

So what's your super power?

I can't move my pinky independently of my ring finger.

That sucks bro.

Yeah, I know.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2025 08:05 PM (cduTK)

79 Springsteen has been in Europe trashing Trump and 'Murica. He apparently added a Biden tribute to his program. He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes


Also just lost his $12 million endorsement deal with Jeep over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:05 PM (5QooU)

80 Springsteen has been in Europe trashing Trump and 'Murica. He apparently added a Biden tribute to his program. He wandered around stage and fell on his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes

"Boneeeed in the USA!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2025 08:06 PM (cYBz/)

81
He has enough money to last 100 lifetimes, so it’s not that. It’s the narcissist’s need to be adored.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 08:04 PM (7YTFo)

__________

Does he? Lots of celebs you'd think are or were filthy rich were actually cash poor and had to keep going to pay the bills.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2025 08:07 PM (QnmlO)

82 Time spent on Springsteen. .00001% of a second.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 08:07 PM (NVNRw)

83 Won't be late for school.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2025 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

84 Tonypete, a hug to you and R and hope to see you for MoMe X

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 08:10 PM (NVNRw)

85
74 Elephants form defensive ring around calves when a lion comes sniffing around.”

At the Waco Mammoth site ( best in North America, although not many people seem to know about it) a herd of about 28 mammoths were trapped by a flash flood, and all died and were buried instantly where they stood.
From the locations of the skeletons, it’s clear that they had formed a defensive ring around the young. One was even on one of the older females tusks, as if at the last minute she was trying to lift him above the water.
Touching scene from 28,000 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:10 PM (buOX2)

86 Here's a little good news. Apparently Democrats can be indicted.



>>@USAttyHabba
·
>>13m
🚨 Today my office has charged Congresswoman McIver with violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 111(a)(1) for assaulting, impeding and interfering with law enforcement.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:10 PM (viF8m)

87 BREAKING: US Attorney Alina Habba Announces Federal CHARGES Against Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver for Assaulting ICE Agents

Nothing will happen...

Now if they charged her with a hate crime and requested that as violent offender that she be held with no bond until trial, that would be something.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 08:11 PM (/lPRQ)

88 Bob Dilly, Neil Yuck, Willie Half-Nelson, Bruce Stringbean, who else should hang it up?

Posted by: A Place For Mom at May 19, 2025 08:11 PM (G5+As)

89 Lots of celebs you'd think are or were filthy rich were actually cash poor and had to keep going to pay the bills.

He does not strike me as particularly wise, but neither did David Bowie and he was insanely rich from very intelligent investment and money care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:12 PM (2VST1)

90 Today my office has charged Congresswoman McIver with violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 111(a)(1) for assaulting, impeding and interfering with law enforcement.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:10 PM (viF8m)

OK, now hang her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:14 PM (UYqlV)

91 Springsteen sucks. He should be Banned From The USA.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

92 He does not strike me as particularly wise, but neither did David Bowie and he was insanely rich from very intelligent investment and money care.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:12 PM (2VST1)

Springsteen can hire me to care for his money. I will ensure it gets plenty of exercise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:15 PM (UYqlV)

93 JAIL JAIL JAIL~~!

@nicksortor
·
12m
🚨 #BREAKING: U.S. Attorney Alina Habba has officially CHARGED Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver with assaulting, impeding and interfering with law enforcement.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 19, 2025 08:16 PM (mlg/3)

94 When I was in second grade, my two favorite career objectives were to be either a fireman or a school bus driver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2025 08:16 PM (zKVqU)

95 89 Lots of celebs you'd think are or were filthy rich were actually cash poor and had to keep going to pay the bills.”

I remember when Johnny Depp was accusing his manager of wasting all his money, since he was broke again, so to defend himself the manager released some recordings of the phone calls. On one, Depp is complaining about not having the money he thought he had, and the manager is yelling at him “Johnny, you’re spending a Million Dollars every month!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:17 PM (buOX2)

96
speaking of old singers...

Anyone here familiar with the movie Pat Garret & Bill the Kidd?

I just downloaded the "theatrical cut" and the "50th anniversary" version. The latter is 11 minutes longer.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 19, 2025 08:17 PM (Uy43y)

97 Now if they charged her with a hate crime and requested that as violent offender that she be held with no bond until trial, that would be something.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


/pedant
No such thing as a 'hate crime' in the US for now. It's a penalty enhancement, meaning there has to be an underlying crime, which would be the assault in this case.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 19, 2025 08:17 PM (mlg/3)

98 Lots of celebs you'd think are or were filthy rich were actually cash poor and had to keep going to pay the bills.

Almost as if drugs cost money.
Remember Vanilla Ice? He's super rich. Because he didn't do drugs, invested the money he got for being a flash-in-the-pan rapper, and became a real estate agent or some crap like that.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

99 Does he? Lots of celebs you'd think are or were filthy rich were actually cash poor and had to keep going to pay the bills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Billie Burke started her character actress career in the 30s because of a combination of the depression and her husband Flo Ziegfeld dying in 1932. She had been a Ziegfeld girl in her youth and a silent movie star, but had to work to keep eating in the 30s.

Posted by: It Ain't All Gravy at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (G5+As)

100 I thoroughly get making a living by selling your talent/ ability . I get the whole radical thing. What I don't get is thinking your important when you have exceed your sell date.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (NVNRw)

101 BREAKING: US Attorney Alina Habba Announces Federal CHARGES Against Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver for Assaulting ICE Agents

Nothing will happen...


This is lightyears more prosecution than Bondi does. At the very least the Process Is The Punishment™ will find a pound or two of flesh.

I'm glad to see that someone in the Trump administration isn't afraid to go after Party Members. Even if McIver doesn't see a minute of jail, its a signal to the rest that what they did to General Flynn can happen to them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (a4flb)

102 >>This is lightyears more prosecution than Bondi does. At the very least the Process Is The Punishment™ will find a pound or two of flesh.


Habba works for Bondi.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:19 PM (viF8m)

103 David Bowie struck me as having about a 16 INT and 18 CHA. You don't really fail at life with that combo.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

104 I'm glad to see that someone in the Trump administration isn't afraid to go after Party Members. Even if McIver doesn't see a minute of jail, its a signal to the rest that what they did to General Flynn can happen to them.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (a4flb)

If she is convicted of a felony, can she be kicked out of Congress?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:19 PM (UYqlV)

105 Habba works for Bondi.

I'm pretty certain that Bondi didn't issue the order, this was done independently, Habba has grit.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:21 PM (a4flb)

106 >>If she is convicted of a felony, can she be kicked out of Congress?

They bounced George Santos from Congress just for being charged.

But he was a Republican and not a black woman. Democrats will go to the mattresses to protect her.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:22 PM (viF8m)

107 Alcee Hastings was impeached as a judge and got elected to Congress after that.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

108 Now if they charged her with a hate crime and requested that as violent offender that she be held with no bond until trial, that would be something.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

/pedant
No such thing as a 'hate crime' in the US for now. It's a penalty enhancement, meaning there has to be an underlying crime, which would be the assault in this case.
Posted by: weft-cut loop

OK - attempted murder.
Did you see that cow slam into the back of that federal cop?
That was lethal force...

Doesn't matter if it'll stick, it's getting the commies on the jury to acquite so the country cannot deny that those people are not the same as the rest. Lawless grifting barbarians from the top to the bottom.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 08:23 PM (/lPRQ)

109 They bounced George Santos from Congress just for being charged.

But he was a Republican and not a black woman. Democrats will go to the mattresses to protect her.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:22 PM (viF8m)

Does it require a 2/3 majority, or a simple majority?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:23 PM (UYqlV)

110 >>If she is convicted of a felony, can she be kicked out of Congress?

They bounced George Santos from Congress just for being charged.

But he was a Republican and not a black woman. Democrats will go to the mattresses to protect her.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:22 PM (viF8m)

They're going to bring out Mattress Girl to save this rep?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2025 08:23 PM (VNX3d)

111 Doris Day had to do a TV series 1968-73 because her husband invested her money and lost it. She had been a big band singer starting in the early 40s, sold millions of records, starred in dozens of movies, most of them very successful, yet was really hurting for money somehow.

Posted by: Pillow Talk at May 19, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As)

112 If she is convicted of a felony, can she be kicked out of Congress?

Slow down here bro. McIver would be tried with a Democrat judge and a Democrat jury.

And I seriously doubt that this would even go to trial. This is something that just runs up legal bills.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:24 PM (a4flb)

113 Democratic Party should be RICO'd.

Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2025 08:24 PM (Udy3r)

114 In gaming news, looks like "Doom: The Dark Ages" is not selling. that $70 price point looks like a factor.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

115 «Men only want one thing»

Ha, ha, very funny. Now where do I buy one?

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2025 08:25 PM (1sLEZ)

116
Incidentally, the only reason I put untensils business-end down in the Dishwasher is because I want them washed and rinsed clean-part-downwards, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2025 08:26 PM (Uy43y)

117 Willowed:

Sail4th 250
Largest number of tall ships will assemble in NY harbor for the nation's 250th birthday, 7/4/2026

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2025 08:26 PM (3ImbR)

118 And I seriously doubt that this would even go to trial. This is something that just runs up legal bills.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

This is why the new body cam has to be heavily played.
Did you see they way she came off the ropes and drove her elbow into that cop's head?*

*almost exactly as it happened.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 08:27 PM (/lPRQ)

119 In gaming news, looks like "Doom: The Dark Ages" is not selling. that $70 price point looks like a factor.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

Also nobody can run the damn thing, it sounds like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 08:29 PM (yvnLa)

120 And instead they have me for four more years. Can you believe it?"
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 19, 2025 07:50 PM (qc8Te)

He said all that for real? Glorious!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2025 08:29 PM (WIBSw)

121 This is why the new body cam has to be heavily played.
Did you see they way she came off the ropes and drove her elbow into that cop's head?*


Huh. Maybe she can get a WWE contract. That would be great on PPV.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:30 PM (a4flb)

122 >>I'm pretty certain that Bondi didn't issue the order, this was done independently, Habba has grit.

I don't get the Bondi hate around here. She was given one of the most corrupt agencies in the government and tasked with turning it around. Trump compliments her constantly. I don't have a problem with her.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:30 PM (viF8m)

123 Thank you Ben Had and warm wishes to you too! We are trying to work out the arrangements with regard to the new baby up in Dallas and, of course, the MoMe.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2025 08:30 PM (cYBz/)

124 Now that the DOJ is charging Dem members of Congress, the Republicans better win next year or the first thing on the Dems agenda will be impeaching Trump for something, anything.

There's really nothing else they can do about it other than protest and run their mouths on TV and social media.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2025 08:31 PM (6ydKt)

125 Those bears are totally out of control. We might have to call the National Guard.

No, this is too much for the National Guard. We need Hong Kong Phooey.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 08:32 PM (hfj14)

126 >>Does it require a 2/3 majority, or a simple majority?


I think it's 2/3.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:32 PM (viF8m)

127 Now that the DOJ is charging Dem members of Congress, the Republicans better win next year or the first thing on the Dems agenda will be impeaching Trump for something, anything.

They would have to figure out a whole new dirty tricks playbook for 48.

I know the GOP is particularly gifted in the art of seizing defeat from the jaws of victory, even with the lunatic Left repelling any sentient being from ever voting for them.

Even more important that the Vote Fraud Machine is disabled or hijacked.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:33 PM (a4flb)

128 Men only want one thing



A belt fed weapon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:33 PM (5QooU)

129 Sail4th 250
Largest number of tall ships will assemble in NY harbor for the nation's 250th birthday, 7/4/2026


Hey, Mexico: if you measure where your masts snapped off...THAT tall.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2025 08:33 PM (fL/bX)

130
He said all that for real? Glorious!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


Certainly did. I cued it up:

https://is.gd/UIXOcn

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2025 08:33 PM (mRBEw)

131 Am I the only one who thinks that is a vine and not a tree?

Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2025 08:34 PM (RBD82)

132 >What's this about Kroger stiffing customers with huge price increases?
---

here's how it works:

Last week, the item was on sale. Sale price posted.
This week it's back to regular price, but the sale price sticker hasn't been removed. It's still on the display or shelf or whatever. You think the item is still on sale, and put it in your cart.

Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: trust no one at May 19, 2025 08:36 PM (AOsQT)

133 He said all that for real? Glorious!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Certainly did. I cued it up:

https://is.gd/UIXOcn
Posted by: Soothsayer

How could I have missed this?

There will never be another one like our President.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

134 Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.

I just read about that, pretty nasty trick but I am not surprised. They'd have never got my mom because she kept track on a calculator.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:37 PM (2VST1)

135 In other news, Harvard University says Harvard University's copy of the magna carta for thirty bucks is totally an original and not a cheap copy, according to Harvard University.

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 08:39 PM (yvnLa)

136 Bear:

Come again the next day. Same dishes, one slight menu change: every dish is prepared with ghost peppers. Show up day three and see if skinny bear has the minerals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2025 08:39 PM (TdYBy)

137 Does it require a 2/3 majority, or a simple majority?

Yeah its 2/3rds vote Article 1, Section 5, Clause 2. Basically means only Republicans will ever get expelled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:40 PM (2VST1)

138 I don't get the Bondi hate around here. She was given one of the most corrupt agencies in the government and tasked with turning it around. Trump compliments her constantly. I don't have a problem with her.

So your closing argument is that you are beguiled by her femininely charms. Trump is transactional, he will say nice thing about Satan if he thinks he can manipulate a deal with ol Scratch.

You are spot on about the shittiest legal team that Earth has to offer. That is why I'm grateful that we get a four year reprieve from the Tribulation until the Antichrist is installed in babylon DC.

But the shittiest legal team on planet Earth, while having absolutely no morals, scruples or integrity, are savants when it comes to grinding process - which I think is superior than the optics of prison. Bankrupt these criminals and let the demonic lawyers guild leech the Criminals' entire fortunes away from them in legal bills.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:40 PM (a4flb)

139 29 Willowed:

McDonald's is now offering fish filets made from ornamental carp.

They're the real McKoi.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 07:44 PM (5QooU)

Why did I laugh? Okay, it was more of an involuntary snort, but it still counts as a laugh. Which I should not have done. But I did.

I'm so embarrassed.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 08:42 PM (hfj14)

140 This Bearclaw is out of control!

Jim DeFed@DeFede
In an exclusive interview with @CBSMiami, retired Lt. Col. @AVindman - who sparked the first Trump impeachment - said he is considering a run for the US Senate in Florida against @SenAshleyMoody

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only! at May 19, 2025 08:42 PM (L/fGl)

141 Billie Burke started her character actress career in the 30s because of a combination of the depression and her husband Flo Ziegfeld dying in 1932. She had been a Ziegfeld girl in her youth and a silent movie star, but had to work to keep eating in the 30s.
Posted by: It Ain't All Gravy at May 19, 2025 08:18 PM (G5+As)

And she did it so well that she made more money than she had ever had before, and will always be remembered as Glinda, the Good Witch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2025 08:43 PM (buOX2)

142 >>> In gaming news, looks like "Doom: The Dark Ages" is not selling. that $70 price point looks like a factor.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)


People wanted to "own" the physical medium for the game. So they bought DVD. Turns out, the DVD just has a small megabyte or so file that starts you logging into an account to download the game.

"own"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2025 08:43 PM (cduTK)

143
here's how it works:

Last week, the item was on sale. Sale price posted.
This week it's back to regular price, but the sale price sticker hasn't been removed. It's still on the display or shelf or whatever. You think the item is still on sale, and put it in your cart.

Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.
Posted by: Don Black

================

That's literally illegal, and has been lo these many years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:43 PM (n7rxJ)

144 In an exclusive interview with @CBSMiami, retired Lt. Col. @AVindman - who sparked the first Trump impeachment - said he is considering a run for the US Senate in Florida against @SenAshleyMoody

Ol bearclaw must be running short on paying his mortgage, time to fire up the campaign money laundering business.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:44 PM (a4flb)

145 That's literally illegal, and has been lo these many years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:43 PM (n7rxJ)

I think the last time that was legal was before writing was invented.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 19, 2025 08:45 PM (yvnLa)

146 Three things -
1. How long did it take the cats to ignore the new toy? An hour?
2. The river in the top pic is the Mississippi. No, the Missouri. No wait, the Zambezi. No, it's the...I dunno.
3. NO SNAKES! They do not give a relaxing, wind down the dy Cafe Experience!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 08:45 PM (aBgBM)

147 Re the doom remake in general

Am I the only one who liked the atmosphere of Doom 3?

The remake looks like it would be fun for a bit, but ... games today feel like an arcade where every game is pinball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:45 PM (L/dwA)

148 Fingerdance Cafe
—Ace

Zorba, teach me.

Teach me to dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIoHp6mr9Vg

Posted by: Miklosopoulos at May 19, 2025 08:45 PM (053s8)

149
Springsteen has been in Europe trashing Trump and 'Murica.

=============

I wonder how many of those concertgoers are down with the Message. I get the impression a lot of Europeans are rather Trumpy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:46 PM (n7rxJ)

150 here's how it works:

Last week, the item was on sale. Sale price posted.
This week it's back to regular price, but the sale price sticker hasn't been removed. It's still on the display or shelf or whatever. You think the item is still on sale, and put it in your cart.

Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.
Posted by: Don Black

================

That's literally illegal, and has been lo these many years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


The old bait & switch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:46 PM (5QooU)

151 The remake looks like it would be fun for a bit, but ... games today feel like an arcade where every game is pinball.

Yeah I saw some footage and it doesn't look nearly as engaging and interesting as the first game. Its too busy and complicated and distracting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:47 PM (2VST1)

152 >>> Re the doom remake in general

Am I the only one who liked the atmosphere of Doom 3?

The remake looks like it would be fun for a bit, but ... games today feel like an arcade where every game is pinball.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:45 PM (L/dwA)


Quake II was peak Doom. Or something like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2025 08:47 PM (cduTK)

153 Huh. Maybe she can get a WWE contract. That would be great on PPV.

If they haven't already, they should have a series of babyface/heels rivalries where one side is some stereotypical ethnicity and the other is an ICE agent.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2025 08:48 PM (/y8xj)

154 Billie Burke does a great job in "Merrily We Live" 1938. Very funny movie all around.

Posted by: Screwball Comedy at May 19, 2025 08:48 PM (G5+As)

155 Why did I laugh? Okay, it was more of an involuntary snort, but it still counts as a laugh. Which I should not have done. But I did.

I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by: tankdemon


I made someone laugh today.
My job is done.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:48 PM (5QooU)

156
Three things -
1. How long did it take the cats to ignore the new toy? An hour?

==============

This is why you buy cat toys that can amuse humans as well. Long after the magic has worn off for the cats (one hour), the humans can, you know, tack shopping lists and wet socks and whatnot to the 6-foot cat toy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:49 PM (n7rxJ)

157
And she did it so well that she made more money than she had ever had before, and will always be remembered as Glinda, the Good Witch.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=============

Dinner at Eight. Incredible. The woman could act.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:50 PM (n7rxJ)

158 That last video:

'murica!!!

youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

159 I made someone laugh today.
My job is done.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 08:48 PM (5QooU)

If tank was a girl I'd say you were halfway home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (L/dwA)

160 Augusto Pinochet knew how to get rid of entrenched Communists. But he didn't get rid of enough of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (EIeK8)

161 >>So your closing argument is that you are beguiled by her femininely charms. Trump is transactional, he will say nice thing about Satan if he thinks he can manipulate a deal with ol Scratch

No. My closing argument is her boss, Trump, likes her. If he's ok with her job performance and he knows far more about what's going in that snake pit than any of us, I'm ok with her job performance. She was one of his lawyers during the impeachment when that wasn't a super popular job. She's loyal to the cause.

This idea that any Republican law and order type was going to go to DC and start indicting every Democrat on made up charges like leftists do was never going to happen. Because we aren't garbage leftists. That's kind of the whole deal.

Now her DOJ is charging Democrats with actual crimes. If you are going to hack her for what the DOJ hasn't done yet giving her credit for what it is doing seems fair.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m)

162 If they haven't already, they should have a series of babyface/heels rivalries where one side is some stereotypical ethnicity and the other is an ICE agent.
Posted by: Oddbob

Mike Rotunda played IRS, a Fed Agent, in the WWE. He was scary enough.

Posted by: The Grand Wizard Of Wrestling at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (G5+As)

163 >What's this about Kroger stiffing customers with huge price increases?
---

here's how it works:

Last week, the item was on sale. Sale price posted.
This week it's back to regular price, but the sale price sticker hasn't been removed. It's still on the display or shelf or whatever. You think the item is still on sale, and put it in your cart.

Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: trust no one
=====

Had Kroger pull that on me like twenty years ago. Item and big ass 'sale' was on an endcap facing the cash registers. When it ran up full price I told the cashier the 'shelf price' but she said, "Well, this is how it rings up."
Asked to see manager. Took two seconds to explain and then I pointed at the big 'Sale' sign. Moose stomped over there and just yanked the sign down.
I said, "Well fuck you too", left the store and hadn't been back to a Kroger since.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 08:51 PM (/lPRQ)

164 The 64 year old redhead. the Crypt Keeper after HBO gave it a sex change?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2025 07:40 PM (QGS/I)


I was thinking "Michael Meyers' Sister"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2025 08:52 PM (D7oie)

165 144 In an exclusive interview with @CBSMiami, retired Lt. Col. @AVindman - who sparked the first Trump impeachment - said he is considering a run for the US Senate in Florida against @SenAshleyMoody

Ol bearclaw must be running short on paying his mortgage, time to fire up the campaign money laundering business.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 19, 2025 08:44 PM (a4flb)


Another Democrat carpetbagger. Being low man on the seniority totem pole in the minority party of the House must not be giving Bearclaw the attention and raw political power he knows he deserves (and craves). Plus, the minorities have better opportunities for graft in the House than a pudgy middle aged honky. In the Senate he'll only have about 50 Dem competitors for attention and the sweet, sweet, moolah.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 08:53 PM (aBgBM)

166 Dammit. Kroger is the only store for miles around open until 12. I hate covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:53 PM (L/dwA)

167 Billie Burke does a great job in "Merrily We Live" 1938. Very funny movie all around.
Posted by: Screwball Comedy

She was funny as the clueless wife in "The Man Who Came to Dinner".

Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2025 08:54 PM (lJ0H4)

168 I was hopeful because a new publix opened up really close, but they are supposed to close at 10.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:54 PM (L/dwA)

169 I think the last time that was legal was before writing was invented.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Your Honor, I have the documentary clay tablets right here


Ea-nāṣir owes my client moneys

Posted by: Miklos, Babylonian Attorney at May 19, 2025 08:55 PM (053s8)

170 Mike Rotunda played IRS, a Fed Agent, in the WWE. He was scary enough.

And his signature move was The Audit where he pushed his opponent's face into the mat and peered down his butthole?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2025 08:55 PM (/y8xj)

171 Ace triggered my trypophobia. 🤢

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 08:55 PM (p4NUW)

172
Another Democrat carpetbagger. Being low man on the seniority totem pole in the minority party of the House must not be giving Bearclaw the attention and raw political power he knows he deserves (and craves). Plus, the minorities have better opportunities for graft in the House than a pudgy middle aged honky. In the Senate he'll only have about 50 Dem competitors for attention and the sweet, sweet, moolah.
Posted by: Gref

================

Just clutching the sides of my head here imagining how I would explain to my foreign friends that running for office is a perfect way to get hold of a giant wad of cash.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:55 PM (n7rxJ)

173 In gaming news, looks like "Doom: The Dark Ages" is not selling. that $70 price point looks like a factor.
Posted by: gKWVE


They did "Doom in the dark ages" back in the 90s. Heretic and Hexen.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

174 Reciprocity is the name of the game here. In fact, I’m willing for a little extra, since we have been made to wait so long.

We just need to stay just this side of the law:

https://is.gd/6ZTwTM

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 08:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

175 I don't get the Bondi hate around here. She was given one of the most corrupt agencies in the government and tasked with turning it around. Trump compliments her constantly. I don't have a problem with her.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----

Attorney General Pamela Bondi @AGPamBondi 28m

I was proud to stand with @POTUS as he signed the Take It Down Act. Thank you @FLOTUS for your work in safeguarding children from deepfake exploitation

May 17
I have been briefed on the explosion at a fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California that took place today. Federal agents are on the ground now responding alongside local law enforcement

May 16
It was an honor to visit @ATF_Tampa today and hear the incredible story of Matt Murray, a brave agent who suffered a devastating gunshot wound while trying to break up a fight on his night off.

May 15
Today, I laid a wreath in honor of the brave law enforcement officers we have lost in the line of duty.
----

I didn't hire her to do PR.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 08:57 PM (j9+uM)

176 Another Democrat carpetbagger. Being low man on the seniority totem pole in the minority party of the House must not be giving Bearclaw the attention and raw political power he knows he deserves (and craves). Plus, the minorities have better opportunities for graft in the House than a pudgy middle aged honky. In the Senate he'll only have about 50 Dem competitors for attention and the sweet, sweet, moolah.
Posted by: Gref


Aren't there enough facts to make a credible case of treason against Bearclaw?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:57 PM (EIeK8)

177
Dammit. Kroger is the only store for miles around open until 12. I hate covid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone

============

It killed the nightlife in Seoul. How tf do you do that? In a country where the average adult's BAC at any time between 5:00 pm and 5:00 am breaks the meter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2025 08:58 PM (n7rxJ)

178 Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.

I just read about that, pretty nasty trick but I am not surprised. They'd have never got my mom because she kept track on a calculator.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:3

I try to check the receipt in the car, hate it when I get and find they fffed up. Going to the customer service counter is a pain as t is seldom staffed anymore.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 19, 2025 08:58 PM (55Qr6)

179 I was hopeful because a new publix opened up really close, but they are supposed to close at 10.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone

$5 sushi on Wednesdays.

Before 10 PM is probably better

Posted by: UnHarvarded Miklos at May 19, 2025 08:59 PM (053s8)

180 They did "Doom in the dark ages" back in the 90s. Heretic and Hexen.

Those were pretty fun. Redneck Rampage made me laugh the hardest, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 08:59 PM (2VST1)

181 This Bearclaw is out of control!

Jim DeFed@DeFede
In an exclusive interview with @CBSMiami, retired Lt. Col. @AVindman - who sparked the first Trump impeachment - said he is considering a run for the US Senate in Florida against @SenAshleyMoody
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now For a Limited Time Only!
====
The coup-coup attemps during his first Adminstration had significant military participation not limited to then active duty Bear Claw. His chain of command covered for him and could have easily jerked his chain if not outright court-martialed his ass.

He should be recalled just to fuck him.
Come on Trump. Show some old school retribution.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

182 Just clutching the sides of my head here imagining how I would explain to my foreign friends that running for office is a perfect way to get hold of a giant wad of cash.

Have you no friends from countries under Napoleonic code? They are far more corrupt than we are!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 08:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

183 I don't get the Bondi hate around here.
Posted by: JackStraw


The dancing around with empty folders "full of Epstein Files" soured a few of us.

If you promise me a week at an all-inclusive on Aruba with Syndey Sweeney, then wait a month, and then give me a 10% off coupon for a Motel 6 in Newark, I'm not going to think well of you.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2025 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

184 Aren't there enough facts to make a credible case of treason against Bearclaw?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I would invite him for a fishing/hunting trip.

What a damn shame

Posted by: Miklos just heard some noise, he was new around here at May 19, 2025 09:01 PM (053s8)

185 I don't get the Bondi hate around here.

Me either. I get being frustrated and wanting more to be done faster, I share that. But most of it just seems to be a combination of "she hasn't hacked Comey's head off with an axe yet" and "she's on Fox News too often."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2025 09:01 PM (2VST1)

186 Springsteen has been around for 50 years with a bazillion album sales. Right now at this very second there are probably 25 radio stations playing one of his songs somewhere in the world plus all the streaming. Add to that all the movies and tv shows that get re-run….its a forever stream of money. He doesn’t need to tour to pay the bills.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 19, 2025 09:01 PM (7YTFo)

187 David Bowie struck me as having about a 16 INT and 18 CHA. You don't really fail at life with that combo.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 08:19 PM (gKWVE)


He was also doing heroin for a while and that will take everything from you before it kills you.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2025 09:01 PM (D7oie)

188 I miss the FEAR games before they went stupid. Great shooter. Great atmosphere.

But it had to go stupid and die.

And we get endless call of duties.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 09:02 PM (L/dwA)

189 Publix had a policy that if you caught them charging other than the shelf price you got the item free.
Now they just correct it... I guess they made a lot of 'mistakes', but at least they correct it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 09:03 PM (/lPRQ)

190 "Another Democrat carpetbagger. Being low man on the seniority totem pole in the minority party of the House must not be giving Bearclaw the attention and raw political power he knows he deserves (and craves)."

His twin brother is the one currently in Congress, nit that he is any better.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 09:03 PM (hfj14)

191 His twin brother is the one currently in Congress, nit that he is any better.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 09:03 PM (hfj14)
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Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 19, 2025 09:04 PM (6YdsJ)

192 >>>«Men only want one thing»

Ha, ha, very funny. Now where do I buy one?

Posted by: t-bird

>What are we talking here? It's a buyers' market.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2025 09:04 PM (zKVqU)

193 And his signature move was The Audit where he pushed his opponent's face into the mat and peered down his butthole?
Posted by: Oddbob

Don't joke around. He might come out of retirement and open his briefcase in your presence. You'll be living down at the
County Poor Farm.

Posted by: Ask Me How I Know at May 19, 2025 09:04 PM (G5+As)

194 Michael Meyers’s sister…

Jamie Lee Curtiss doesn’t look that bad even without makeup.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2025 09:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

195 My choices for grocery are King Sooper (Kroger), Safeway, Sprouts, and Whole Foods

Posted by: Don Black. Message: trust no one at May 19, 2025 09:05 PM (AOsQT)

196 166 Dammit. Kroger is the only store for miles around open until 12. I hate covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 19, 2025 08:53 PM (L/dwA)


Two Krogers are much closer for me than the nearest HEB. Low traffic streets to the Krogers. Insane high-volume traffic and many many traffic lights to get to HEB. I go to HEB about every three weeks to buy table wine at a good price and get stuff Kroger doesn't have. My only problem with the nearest two Krogers is they don't stock all the items I want. One has items the other doesn't. I don't get that. Four miles apart. So I alternate trips to the two Kroger stores.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 09:05 PM (aBgBM)

197 Me either. I get being frustrated and wanting more to be done faster, I share that. But most of it just seems to be a combination of "she hasn't hacked Comey's head off with an axe yet" and "she's on Fox News too often."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The Court of Public Opinion

Posted by: Aspiring Rapper and MSNBC Commentator Miklos at May 19, 2025 09:06 PM (053s8)

198 >>The dancing around with empty folders "full of Epstein Files" soured a few of us.

That was poorly handled but not the biggest item on my list. Having a DOJ that isn't overtly corrupt and targeting political enemies, Catholics, parents at PTA meetings, etc., is more important to me.

There are over 100,000 people working at the DOJ and many of them are corrupt as hell. If we don't have equal justice in the country then we don't have a country. I'm not expecting miracles and perfection but she appears to be doing a decent job on balance. I'm willing to give her more than 4 months to completely fix decades of corruption.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 09:07 PM (viF8m)

199 I will never buy anything from Kroger.

They were mask maniacs.

Posted by: Miklos withholds his Essence at May 19, 2025 09:07 PM (053s8)

200 86: He doesn’t need to tour to pay the bills.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
....................................................
Bruce needs constant affirmation of how important he is to the human race.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2025 09:07 PM (sAmhv)

201 >>> combination of "she hasn't hacked Comey's head off with an axe yet" and "she's on Fox News too often."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------------

After all the indignities and injustices we've suffered starting with Obama and we get what? One lower court judge, Comey getting a front seat ride to publicize his book and a low level Rep.
Oh, fucking joy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:09 PM (j9+uM)

202 Hegseth should recall the Vindman bros to active duty, and give them a "special assignment" reporting on Russia's "ethnic cleansing" of the parts of Ukraine they occupy. Dress them in civilian clothes, and parachute them in well behind Russian lines. Let Nature take its course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 09:10 PM (EIeK8)

203
We have one small grocery store in our small town. Have to drive an hour one way and an hour and a half the other direction to get to a big grocery.

You learn when winter's coming to stock up on most things.

It's okay though, living here is worth it.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2025 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

204 >>>There are over 100,000 people working at the DOJ and many of them are corrupt as hell.
---

Fire Them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:10 PM (j9+uM)

205 Aren't there enough facts to make a credible case of treason against Bearclaw?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 08:57 PM (EIeK


No, not treason. Never make that stick in his case, unfortunately. Though I'm confident he violated something in the UCMJ. As another commenter posted, recall him to active duty and court-martial him for his non-treason crimes.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 09:11 PM (aBgBM)

206 My Safeway here also is bad at replacing their OY WADDA DEAAAL! decals, when it's after (usually) Tuesday and the deals have shifted to some other product(s). But so far they've just given me the discount when I'm at the checkout and proven that they've failed to change the decals.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2025 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

207 There are over 100,000 people working at the DOJ and many of them are corrupt as hell.
---

Fire Them.

Posted by: Braenyard

They don't deserve proper Viking Funerals

Posted by: Miklosson at May 19, 2025 09:13 PM (053s8)

208 His twin brother is the one currently in Congress, nit that he is any better.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2025 09:03 PM (hfj14)

Aha! thanks!

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2025 09:13 PM (aBgBM)

209 122
'She was given one of the most corrupt agencies in the government and tasked with turning it around. Trump compliments her constantly. '

There're a lot of not arrested democrats running and still committing crimes and suborning domestic terrorism.
I hope Bondi is spending her time finding friendly judges and courtrooms.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:14 PM (3wi/L)

210 The FedGov isn't the civilian world. You can't just 'fire' them. Especially the ones who've passed the probation period. The Beltway Bandits are the ones you can remove from the contract, which effectively fires them.

(I'm a Beltway Bandit)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2025 09:16 PM (sAmhv)

211 I hope Bondi is spending her time finding friendly judges and courtrooms.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:14 PM (3wi/L)

And that, right there, is the crux of the problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 09:16 PM (EIeK8)

212 >>>Trump compliments her constantly. '
---

You don't see him complimenting the others as he does her.
He's telling her, be better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:17 PM (j9+uM)

213 149

' I get the impression a lot of Europeans are rather Trumpy.'

I get a different impression.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:18 PM (3wi/L)

214 The judgmental Blue Indonesian Pit Viper has a face - and tongue - exactly like James Carville's.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2025 09:19 PM (NFX2v)

215

That young lady could finger dance my prostate...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at May 19, 2025 09:19 PM (nSBYP)

216 The people defending Bondi and Patel are the same ones that were sure Bill Barr was going to chew gum and kick ass. The same ones that told us a veritable air wing of unsealed indictments were going to rain down in a righteous downpour of justice.

Pull the other one. Its got bells on it.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 19, 2025 09:20 PM (e4LaW)

217 I will never buy anything from Kroger.

They were mask maniacs.
Posted by: Miklos withholds his Essence

Our Kroger had their special needs kids 'suggest' one mask up at the front door. But, if you know anything about Downs kids, it's that if you give them a task, they will die trying to accomplish it. Management knew that. I would gently, but firmly tell them I didn't have to put on the virtue signal. One of the gals started to cry. I did put it on to pass by her but went straight to the office and demanded to see Corporate's letter/email about masking.

Just as I thought - not a mandate, just a suggestion. I made a formal complaint to Corporate that this store was abusing the Down's kids.

What do you know, it stopped.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2025 09:20 PM (cYBz/)

218 There're a lot of not arrested democrats running and still committing crimes and suborning domestic terrorism.
I hope Bondi is spending her time finding friendly judges and courtrooms.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:14 PM (3wi/


It sounds like she is being an executive, unlike Garland and Monaco, and directing actions of her underling, while running the PR side of things.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2025 09:21 PM (D7oie)

219 >>Fire Them.

Many have been. Like all Biden US Attorneys. Others, like the civil rights division, quit in big numbers.

Now new people have to be hired. Would be great if we didn't have senators sandbagging some of Trump's picks for US Attorneys but there is still plenty of rot in Congress as we all know.

Have any of Trump's cabinet choices completely fixed their departments yet?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 09:24 PM (viF8m)

220 A little more executing would go a long way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:24 PM (j9+uM)

221
Then you pay full price at checkout. Many people seem not to notice.
Posted by: Don Black
----------

The thing is, all supermarkets run S/W that flags any anomaly in sales. If a product is selling at high rate (as if it was on sale) for no reason, they know very quickly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at May 19, 2025 09:26 PM (+lLXu)

222 A little more executing would go a long way.
Posted by: Braenyard

"Pour encourager les Autres"

Posted by: Whiff of Grapeshot Mikleuse at May 19, 2025 09:28 PM (053s8)

223 Small nodules were constructed more for Dr. Jill's pleasure than his.

Yeah, as Barack Obama would say, "Get on board, sometime."

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2025 09:29 PM (zKVqU)

224 Congress critter (Daryl) LaMonica has been indicted for assaulting a federal officer. There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Reggie Hammond. Actually Donald Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 09:29 PM (ef25Y)

225 By the way, that X-post at the top of the sidebar is "chef's kiss". Check it out!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 09:30 PM (EIeK8)

226 Have any of Trump's cabinet choices completely fixed their departments yet?
Posted by: JackStraw

That would require fixing bayonets

Posted by: Miklos supports the use of Cold Steel at May 19, 2025 09:31 PM (053s8)

227 Springsteen looks like Megan Rapinoe's older sister.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 09:32 PM (ef25Y)

228 I need that cat scratch Dino. My kittehs have attacked my new dining room table chairs that have almost the same upholstery material as the dino. I didn’t think about it when I bought them.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 09:32 PM (VofaG)

229 @EricLDaugh 58m

Hakeem Jeffries' "RED LINE" has now been crossed now that Rep. LaMonica McIver has been charged for assaulting a law enforcement officer by Alina Habba.

He warned: "They’ll FIND OUT. It’s a red line. They know better than to go down that road. There are clear lines that they dare not cross."

What are you going to do about it, @HakeemJeffries?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:36 PM (j9+uM)

230 228 I need that cat scratch Dino. My kittehs have attacked my new dining room table chairs that have almost the same upholstery material as the dino. I didn’t think about it when I bought them.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19

Well my big cat should be in time out. Here he is all hybrid-y, I went into the bathroom to take a shower and what was in there! A big water bug that was not invited or welcome. I scream, the cat hissed and ran. The bug just stood there on the floor. J was called in to capture the bug. My cat is now laying on the duvet like “thank goodness we have been saved, mama!”

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 09:37 PM (p4NUW)

231 Not quite like the school bus but a friend of mine once put a 400cc artic cat snowsled engine in a golf cart. One test run proved it to be a real bad idea.

Posted by: Cosda at May 19, 2025 09:38 PM (F18Lv)

232 Have any of Trump's cabinet choices completely fixed their departments yet?



Somehow I wondered "spayed or neutered"

Posted by: Miklos would pay for that at May 19, 2025 09:38 PM (053s8)

233 IanJaeger29 1h

Speaker Johnson must now get a resolution on the House floor to expel Democratic Rep. LaMonica McIver after she was charged with interfering law enforcement at an ICE facility.

No excuses

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:39 PM (j9+uM)

234 J was called in to capture the bug. My cat is now laying on the duvet like “thank goodness we have been saved, mama!”
Posted by: Piper


Did you drop your towel and go streaking through the house? Because I could see you doing that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2025 09:40 PM (mT+6a)

235 229
'What are you going to do about it, @HakeemJeffries?'

I'm so Goddamn sick of these people and their threats and bluster. That congressbeast committed a crime and Jeffries knows it. Crime is all we're ever going to get out of them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:40 PM (3wi/L)

236 Not quite like the school bus but a friend of mine once put a 400cc artic cat snowsled engine in a golf cart. One test run proved it to be a real bad idea.
Posted by: Cosda

Actually, sounds like a splendid idea.
What was the problem?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 09:42 PM (/lPRQ)

237 234
Did you drop your towel and go streaking through the house? Because I could see you doing that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May

lol! Luckily for the neighbors sake, I had just opened the door and there he was.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2025 09:43 PM (p4NUW)

238 @USAttyHabba 1h

Today my office has charged Congresswoman McIver with violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 111(a)(1) for assaulting, impeding and interfering with law enforcement.

https://tinyurl.com/4vh5474c

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:44 PM (j9+uM)

239 Sounds like Hakeem is also committing a crime by inciting a riot.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 09:46 PM (VofaG)

240 233: she won't get expelled. The Dems will vote against in lockstep. Enough of the Stoopid Party will vote against because tHATz nOT whO wE Rre.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2025 09:46 PM (sAmhv)

241 Bondi and Harmeet Dillon are ripping the DoJ apart. That place was such a corrupt, ideological mess that it will take time to get the ship righted

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 09:46 PM (ef25Y)

242 "Actually, sounds like a splendid idea.
What was the problem?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher"
*************
Apparently controlling it. It scared the crap out of him.

Posted by: Cosda at May 19, 2025 09:46 PM (F18Lv)

243 THE TRUMPEFFECT! 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 retweeted
Ian Jaeger@IanJaeger29

9m

JUST NOW: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell says that President Trump is prosecuting his political enemies in Congress, after Democratic Rep. LaMonica McIver was charged for storming an ICE facility.

Nobody is above the law, Eric

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:46 PM (j9+uM)

244 When I was a kid, I had a Hot Wheels hot rod bus, it said "S'COOL BUS" on the side.

Man, that one stuck with me all these years.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 19, 2025 09:47 PM (144I4)

245 239
'Sounds like Hakeem is also committing a crime by inciting a riot.'

These bastards blow so many dog whistles for their criminal hordes they sound like a damn calliope.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:47 PM (3wi/L)

246 Not quite like the school bus but a friend of mine once put a 400cc artic cat snowsled engine in a golf cart. One test run proved it to be a real bad idea.
Posted by: Cosda

Actually, sounds like a splendid idea.
What was the problem?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2025 09:42 PM (/lPRQ)

That my lithium battery golf cart can go 25 mph has almost been a big problem . I’ve been on two wheels a few times.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2025 09:47 PM (VofaG)

247 JUST NOW: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell says that

listen. do you smell something?

Posted by: dr peter venkman at May 19, 2025 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

248 Devil doggeh lies down in front of me then gasses me to death
This is a war crime

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 19, 2025 09:49 PM (rT96s)

249 >>When I was a kid, I had a Hot Wheels hot rod bus, it said "S'COOL BUS" on the side.

I had the model. The S'COOL BUS was a real funny car. Or bus.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 09:50 PM (viF8m)

250 Nobody is above the law, Eric
Posted by: Braenyard

Me love you long time

Posted by: prison bride Fang-Fang at May 19, 2025 09:51 PM (053s8)

251 Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett@RepJasmine 33m

I stand with Rep. LaMonica McIver.

This is a political stunt—point blank.
----------------

If anyone knows political stunts.....

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:51 PM (j9+uM)

252 247

'JUST NOW: Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell says that

listen. do you smell something?'

'Ooo ooo that smell! Can't you smell that smell?'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:51 PM (3wi/L)

253 What are you going to do about it, @HakeemJeffries?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Right on cue. Memorial Day is riot season kick off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 19, 2025 09:53 PM (mR1Cq)

254 Comer clames they found Otto Pen. If Biden didn't sign the pardons are they legal?

>>@JDunlap1974

>>James Comer says that they have identified the people who used the autopen to sign preemptive pardons.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 09:53 PM (viF8m)

255 Bondi and Harmeet Dillon are ripping the DoJ apart. That place was such a corrupt, ideological mess that it will take time to get the ship righted
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Sometimes it's better to sink the ship than try to repair it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 09:54 PM (5QooU)

256 If anyone knows political stunts.....
Posted by: Braenyard

Yu speled "c*nts* rong

Posted by: Correctifying Miklos at May 19, 2025 09:55 PM (053s8)

257 @254 I think the autopen is a MacGuffin. If Biden was incompetent whether it was an auto pen or he signed it himself he wasn't able to understand what he was signing. Therefore it's a nullity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2025 09:56 PM (ef25Y)

258 James Comer says that they have identified the people who used the autopen to sign preemptive pardons.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2025 09:53 PM (viF8m)

I hope his business card reads: "no relation to that lying piece of shit James Comey".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2025 09:57 PM (EIeK8)

259 254
'James Comer says that they have identified the people who used the autopen to sign preemptive pardons.'

He should name names and then refer them for prosecution.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2025 09:59 PM (3wi/L)

260 >>>Sometimes it's better to sink the ship than try to repair it.
Posted by: rickb223
---

Aye, Cap'n, to the scuttle cocks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2025 09:59 PM (j9+uM)

261 Jim was just the guy for sinking, scuttling, and plank walking.


damn

Posted by: Miklos would trust Cap'm Jim at May 19, 2025 10:02 PM (053s8)

262 Republicans better realize that there are 80 million Trump supporters AND NOT 80 million GOP supporters.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2025 10:45 PM (wc5wA)

263 Nic UPdate

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2025 12:58 AM (NufQ3)

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