Mid-Morning Art Thread

La Durée Poignardée
René Magritte

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Alrighty then

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2025 09:30 AM (eDStf)

2 Ok. Ummmm. Yeah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (eDStf)

3 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (OUMaO)

4 yuk

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

5 That's not how it's supposed to work.... That's the last time I let the Easter Bunny cover me for a night - St. Nick

Posted by: Scott_T at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (2waQ7)

6 Okaaaaay...

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

7 Way too slow...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025 09:31 AM (OUMaO)

8 you know who made the trains run on time?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

9 Oh, a Magritte. Yup, one'a those.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (OUMaO)

10 Ummmm....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

11

Soul-REAL Train!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

12 Yes, but is it running on time?

Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (n2swS)

13 Artist René Magritte
Year 1938
Medium Oil on canvas
Dimensions 147 cm × 98.7 cm (57.87 in × 38.86 in)
Location Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago

Rough Translation:
No golf spikes on platform

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

14 Potential artist in training.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 09:33 AM (91F/+)

15 There are so many better ways to portray steam locomotives. Like, realistically.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

16 People all over the world (Hit by it)
Join hands (Join)
Start a love train (You)
Love train (And you)
People all over the world (All over, nah)
Join hands (Love right)
Start a love train (Love right)
Love train

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

17 Kind of a Polar Express situation?

I don't think that's a real fireplace.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 22, 2025 09:33 AM (mlFvd)

18 Someone's gone off the rails.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (0nHVk)

19 Candlestick on the right is a vampire. Fair warning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (VoAdT)

20 The title translates as ‘Time Transfixed’

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (aeiyZ)

21 And then the day before he died, I went to see him
I was grown and he was almost gone
So we just closed our eyes and dreamed us up a kitchen
And sang another verse to that old song
"Come on, Jack, that son of a bitch is coming"

And we're desperados waiting for a train
Like desperados waiting for a train
Like desperados waiting for a train
Like desperados waiting for a train

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)

22 I'd hang this , if I was on An acid trip. Typical Magritte. Though I kind of like it. Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (Dh9UM)

23 I'm attending a webinar right now where we had to decide if the art presented was AI-generated or Real.

I failed HARD.

AI-generated art is getting pretty good in the digital realm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 09:34 AM (7fElN)

24 Put zee candle
BACK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2025 09:35 AM (eDStf)

25 Nice wainscotting!

Posted by: Norm Abrams at May 22, 2025 09:35 AM (G5+As)

26 People, get ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQvHvYIf0lY

Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2025 09:35 AM (n2swS)

27 Looks like what Edward Hopper would do if he just took some LSD .

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:35 AM (VofaG)

28 Pete Buttigieg's fireplace.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

29 OT:

Security guards shot a person early on Thursday outside CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, a person familiar with the matter told NBC News.

The shooting was not fatal, the person said. A CIA spokesperson said there was a security incident outside CIA headquarters, but did not confirm the shooting. The spokesperson said the main gate was closed and that employees should seek alternate routes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 09:36 AM (91F/+)

30 I'm getting a Harry Potter vibe from this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

31 The painting depicts an LMS Stanier 5MT Black 5 4-6-0 Locomotive jutting out of a fireplace, at full steam, in an empty room.

I prefer the LMS Stainer 4MT, it is an earlier model with a bit less power but consumes more coal.

Posted by: Some guy at the rail museum at May 22, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

32 Looks like an early Pink Floyd album cover.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 09:37 AM (cRIQn)

33 That's the 1:46 from Yellowknife.

Blitzen is hungover, and Santa won't fly commercial.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 09:38 AM (VoAdT)

34 Couple coats of poly on the floor will fix it right up.

Posted by: Mikey Minwax at May 22, 2025 09:38 AM (G5+As)

35 Someone took the brown acid again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 09:38 AM (W7TOz)

36 There's a dog, but he's riding the train.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 22, 2025 09:38 AM (CwhoI)

37 The stabbed duration?
I don't understand.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

38 The painting depicts an LMS Stanier 5MT Black 5 4-6-0 Locomotive jutting out of a fireplace, at full steam, in an empty room.

I prefer the LMS Stainer 4MT, it is an earlier model with a bit less power but consumes more coal.
Posted by: Some guy at the rail museum at May 22, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)
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Trainspotter!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 09:39 AM (7fElN)

39 you know who made the trains run on time?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

Bonnie Blue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 09:39 AM (ExV1e)

40 Trains don't run on time. They run on coal, or diesel. Duh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (VoAdT)

41 I already miss the Indians doing the electric slide.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

42 I'm beginning to worry about CBD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (hOUT3)

43
This art is bad. I do not care for silly shit, regardless of the medium or discipline.

As always, just my opinion.

Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (AOsQT)

44 Trains don't run on time. They run on coal, or diesel. Duh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And on rails.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

45 you know who made the trains run on time?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Mussolini?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (W7TOz)

46 You don’t see a lot of famous train paintings. I think Monet did a series of the Paris train station.

Can’t think of any others. I think it’s a under used subject.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (VofaG)

47 41 I already miss the Indians doing the electric slide.
Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

DING-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-DING-a-ding.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (VoAdT)

48 But you don't understand my point of view
I suppose there's nothing I can do

Posted by: Train in Vain at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (UBKzV)

49 Odd.. Like all his works but I do like his painting of the guy with the bowler hat and apple

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (VE6XX)

50

Nope...

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (5hfjS)

51 Rep Gerry Connolly Has Died

Ain’t no AC where that miserable cocksucker is going. Good riddance.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (aeiyZ)

52 Santa's contracting his work out?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (F/B4x)

53 Visual representation of what happens when you overindulge at Taco Bell and you're still ten minutes away from a friendly Roscoe.

This train, well, it ain't bound for glory...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (cRIQn)

54 Intriguing. The 12:43 is on time!

In about one second the smoke from that locomotive will clear the mantel and start filling the room with fumes.

This is the same guy with the "This Is Not a Pipe" painting of a pipe, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (omVj0)

55 You don’t see a lot of famous train paintings. I think Monet did a series of the Paris train station.

Can’t think of any others. I think it’s a under used subject.
Posted by: polynikes

Agree. But O. Winston Link did some really cool train-related photographs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

56 I'm attending a webinar right now where we had to decide if the art presented was AI-generated or Real.

I failed HARD.

AI-generated art is getting pretty good in the digital realm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Hint: This may not be "Real".

https://is.gd/TNVBuG

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

57 *knowing nod and a wink*

It's not about a train at all!

Posted by: Freud at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (F/B4x)

58 Odd.. Like all his works but I do like his painting of the guy with the bowler hat and apple
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM (VE6XX

I like only because of the movie. I am one of the few that liked this remake better than the original.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (VofaG)

59 Someone's gone off the rails.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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I like it

Posted by: Ozzy at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (5hfjS)

60 >>You don’t see a lot of famous train paintings. I think Monet did a series of the Paris train station.

Can’t think of any others. I think it’s a under used subject.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:41 AM

Train songs, though.

Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (n2swS)

61 What's the significance of the time on the clock? Sure ain't the 3:10 to Yuma there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (Q4IgG)

62 Choo! Choo! Choooooooo!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Swiss Cheese Brain And Rock Candy Prostate at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (xofCm)

63 No tits anywhere. Is CBD going gay?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (n17eQ)

64 Hint: This may not be "Real".

https://is.gd/TNVBuG
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025 09:42 AM (OUMaO)
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The wheels on that car look totally fake.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (7fElN)

65 When the train pulled into the station
Rolled up his sleeves, rosined up his bow
Fiddle upside down, orange blossom special
'Cause if you want to make a living you got to put on a good show

When he'd smell the smoke and the cinders
Slick back his hair, opened up his case
Play Cherokee Fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey
'Cause good whiskey never let him lose his place

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

66 This just happened to be a feature of Magritte's fireplace. Don't read too much into it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (wzAuc)

67 I'm beginning to worry about CBD!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again

Beginning? You're very late!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (4ahw+)

68 I have one train painting I did. It’s actually from a photo posted on aos.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (VofaG)

69 Bet the guy who paid him for a portrait was steamed!!

Posted by: Freud at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (F/B4x)

70 The fireplace and walls and floor seem oddly stark, as if no one lives there, or has only now moved in. Though the presence of the clock suggests someone put it there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (omVj0)

71 My favorite artist

We have several of his prints hanging including Golconda and Empire of Light

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (RIvkX)

72 What bothers me most about this is that it is both bizarre and sterile. Bland, you might say, with oddity attempting to make it interesting.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 22, 2025 09:45 AM (mlFvd)

73 Companion piece to his other painting: Le Chéf Boignardée

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 22, 2025 09:45 AM (144I4)

74 I hear that train a-coming
It's coming round the bend
I ain't seen the sunshine
since, I don't know when

Posted by: Hello, my name is Johnny Cash at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (n2swS)

75 The fireplace and walls and floor seem oddly stark, as if no one lives there, or has only now moved in. Though the presence of the clock suggests someone put it there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:44 AM (omVj0)

The apparent lack of a flue suggests that the fireplace is not intended to be functional.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

76 Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.” The entire movie takes place on a small train. Pretty much nonstop sadistic violence. I like violent action movies, but how many times can you watch someone get beaten to death or hacked up? Very repetitive.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (aeiyZ)

77 Hint: This may not be "Real".

https://is.gd/TNVBuG
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025

***
Is that a ferret, weasel, or opossum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (omVj0)

78 I snarked but if you take the train away a lot of people would guess it’s an Edward Hopper.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (VofaG)

79 You know who just hates this?

Amtrak.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

80 Choo! Choo! Choooooooo!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Swiss Cheese Brain And Rock Candy Prostate at May 22, 2025 09:43 AM (xofCm)
-

I'm right here, ya know. You don't have to shout!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (91F/+)

81 "Is that a Super Chief in your fireplace or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (dDmld)

82 An excellent train movie is "The Titfield Thunderbolt" (1953), about a small town in England who must face the imminent closure of their rail line. (A bus company is behind it). Starring Stanley Holloway, it is quite funny and cute. Brits made quite a number of good comedies after the war.

Posted by: In Technicolor, Too at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)

83 Best Magritte

https://tinyurl.com/2nk9hf8w

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

84 https://is.gd/TNVBuG
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 22, 2025

***
The steering wheel appears to be on the right. A British weasel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (omVj0)

85 It was painted in 1938.

Probably shocking for it's time, I'm guessing.

This was before they discovered putting a crucifix in a jar of piss and calling it 'art'.

A much simpler time...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (cRIQn)

86 My favorite train movie is Emperor of the North.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (VofaG)

87 >>Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.”

Have you seen "RRR"?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2025 09:48 AM (F/B4x)

88 Not far off my outbuilding fireplace, but I don't have a train engine suspend in it, it has a gas heater insert instead

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2025 09:48 AM (ypFCm)

89 you know who made the trains run on time?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Mussolini?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 09:40 AM (W7TOz)
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The Addams family.

/snap snap

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 09:48 AM (91F/+)

90 An excellent train movie is "The Titfield Thunderbolt" (1953), about a small town in England who must face the imminent closure of their rail line. (A bus company is behind it). Starring Stanley Holloway, it is quite funny and cute. Brits made quite a number of good comedies after the war.
Posted by: In Technicolor, Too

From Ealing Studios, right?

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

91 The fireplace and walls and floor seem oddly stark, as if no one lives there, or has only now moved in. Though the presence of the clock suggests someone put it there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025
*
The apparent lack of a flue suggests that the fireplace is not intended to be functional.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2025

***
A lot of older houses here have their fireplaces blocked off. People display decorations in them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:49 AM (omVj0)

92 Train songs, though.
Posted by: huerfano

Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys
Between Hank Williams' pain songs and
Newberry's train songs and Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain
Out in Luckenbach, Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 09:49 AM (W7TOz)

93 Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.” The entire movie takes place on a small train. Pretty much nonstop sadistic violence. I like violent action movies, but how many times can you watch someone get beaten to death or hacked up? Very repetitive.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (aeiyZ)
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Sounds like a biopic about that Gurkha who singlehandedly stopped about 40 bandit raiders who attacked a train. He was just on vacation. Then one of the bandits tried to get frisky with a young woman and he flipped out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 09:49 AM (7fElN)

94 I don't think anyone can criticize Magritte's technical skill as a painter and by technical skill I mean his mastery of materials and technique. What he can be criticized for is the banal predictability of his surrealistic themes. He's like director M. Night Shyamalan with those inevitable and now irritating twist endings. Magritte had a shtick, and he never varied from it.

Posted by: troyriser at May 22, 2025 09:50 AM (DPeYO)

95 When the realtor uses AI to stage the house for pictures....

Posted by: brak at May 22, 2025 09:50 AM (jGJov)

96 "Here she comes, she's comin',
Look out! There she goes, she's gone --
Streaming straight through Texas
Like a mad-dog cyclone. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:50 AM (omVj0)

97 I’m not a surrealist fan but I can appreciate the skill of a Salvador Dali. I wish he would have stuck to realism but if he did you might never have heard of him. His non surrealist work is damn good.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (VofaG)

98 AI could definitely could've replaced this dude.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (36PRH)

99 From Ealing Studios, right?
Posted by: Bulg

Yea, verily!

Posted by: In Technicolor, Too. at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (G5+As)

100 Weird painting.

Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

101 87 >>Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.”

Have you seen "RRR"?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2025 09:48 AM (F/B4x)
———

It’s on my list but I generally get bored with 3-hour Bollywood movies ….

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (aeiyZ)

102 "Nighttime on The City of New Orleans,
Changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee;
Halfway home, we'll be there by morning,
Through the Mississippi darkness
Rolling down to the sea. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (omVj0)

103 82 - A bad train movie is Tough Guys, with the allstar cast of Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Eli Wallach and Charles Durning.

Posted by: Train in Vain at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (UBKzV)

104 There's a long black train comin' down the line
Feedin' off the souls that are lost and cryin'
Rails of sin only evil remains
Watch out brother for that long black train . . .

There's an engineer on that long black train
Makin' you wonder if the ride is worth the pain
He's just a waitin' on your heart to say
Let me ride on that long black train

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (F/B4x)

105 AI could definitely could've replaced this dude.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 22, 2025 09:51 AM (36PRH)
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Yep. Artist deserved a kick in the caboose.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (91F/+)

106 Didja see this? The Atlantic has the perfect defense to the cover up of Biden's mental health.

The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
“Here is why I think that the ‘cover-up’ of Biden’s ‘true condition’ is beside the point—and why I’m not really vibing with the umbrage-mongering: It’s pretty much impossible to ‘cover up’ for something that is hiding in plain sight,”

-
Sure, we were lying but our lies were so obvious it's on you if you believed them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (L/fGl)

107 "Nighttime on The City of New Orleans,
Changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee;
Halfway home, we'll be there by morning,
Through the Mississippi darkness
Rolling down to the sea. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That is such a great song.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

108 Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.” The entire movie takes place on a small train. Pretty much nonstop sadistic violence. I like violent action movies, but how many times can you watch someone get beaten to death or hacked up? Very repetitive.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:46 AM (aeiyZ)
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Sounds like a biopic about that Gurkha who singlehandedly stopped about 40 bandit raiders who attacked a train. He was just on vacation. Then one of the bandits tried to get frisky with a young woman and he flipped out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 09:49 AM (7fElN)
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That might have been a better plot than the wafer-thin (and absurd) plot of the movie

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 22, 2025 09:53 AM (aeiyZ)

109 Magritte had a shtick, and he never varied from it.
Posted by: troyriser at May 22, 2025 09:50 AM (DPeYO)
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You know nothing of his work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

110 So, is this a painting about switching fuels? People used to burn wood in a fireplace to keep warm and now they burn coal in the basement?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 22, 2025 09:53 AM (rF2iL)

111 Magritte can obviously paint, especially realistic details and shadows. There's no doubt about his subjects. I even like steam locomotives. But like so much of this type of painting, we are left with "so what". The room is sterile. The locomotive, no matter how well done, is silly at best.

There may be a point to this image but there is nothing that compels a viewer to want to figure it out.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2025 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

112 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Waking up and seeing this painting makes me wonder what kind of mushrooms were on the pizza I had last night?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 09:54 AM (W/lyH)

113

I love being gang raped in the prison shower!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 22, 2025 09:54 AM (HRQvT)

114 Californian train to nowhere

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

115 There may be a point to this image but there is nothing that compels a viewer to want to figure it out.
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So, does Magritte pull a train or run a train?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 09:55 AM (n17eQ)

116 Not all genocides are created equal.

https://shorturl.at/2eDwB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 09:55 AM (L/fGl)

117 oh yeah, I remember that one

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2025 09:55 AM (g47mK)

118 IDK if that'd work to get Santa up and down the chimney.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2025 09:56 AM (FhXTo)

119 I know what Freud said about dreams of trains going into tunnels, but what's his treatise on trains coming out of flues?

Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2025 09:56 AM (0Id0S)

120 took the train from little rock to Shreveport when I was 9 or 10.
No Flushing in Station Sign
so I pressed the level and behold I see cross ties and rocks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:56 AM (gbOdA)

121 So, does Magritte pull a train or run a train?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 09:55 AM (n17eQ)

She clearly engineered its design.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2025 09:56 AM (W/lyH)

122 lever not level

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 09:57 AM (gbOdA)

123 The kids in the adjoining room had the old Lionel cranked up to eleven on the straight.

Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2025 09:57 AM (0Id0S)

124 Jon Stewart had a funny bit about CNN hyping Tapper’s book. He said something like hey CNN aren’t you guys in the breaking news business? Why do we have to wait to buy a book to get the breaking news that you should give us for free?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 09:58 AM (7YTFo)

125 Lord you know the reason why
On this train till I die
Train I ride goes to God knows where
I don't know and I don't care

Posted by: Savoy Brown at May 22, 2025 09:58 AM (UBKzV)

126 Look! The 12:43 is right on time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 09:59 AM (dDmld)

127 I do not care for silly shit,
Posted by: Don Black

***********

Silly Sh!t Keeps Me Sane - a limerick

I've never been a shaker or a mouvre
And my work will never hang in the Louvre
But if you take, willy nilly,
My right to be silly
You'll deprive the world of my entire oeuvre

Posted by: muldoon at May 22, 2025 09:59 AM (/iMjX)

128 The word for the day, boys and girls, is "ambush". Can you say ambush? I knew you could!

https://shorturl.at/5gm9Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 09:59 AM (L/fGl)

129 I've ridden the Durango to Silverton Narrow Gauge a couple of times. It takes all day, but it goes through beautiful country.

Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2025 10:00 AM (n2swS)

130 Remember when the gop promised to repeal Obamacare? Shockingly , they lied. They promised only the tip again with the big beautiful bills.

Surprise: they lied again

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 22, 2025 10:00 AM (7YTFo)

131 >>“Here is why I think that the ‘cover-up’ of Biden’s ‘true condition’ is beside the point—and why I’m not really vibing with the umbrage-mongering: It’s pretty much impossible to ‘cover up’ for something that is hiding in plain sight,”

Ah, just another variation of "it's not happening and it's good that it is. Deny, deny, deny, deny, old news - move on!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2025 10:00 AM (F/B4x)

132 Wow...that's a crazy train.

Posted by: Ozzy at May 22, 2025 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)

133 so, what is the "security incident" going on right now at the CIA HQ??

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM (g47mK)

134 "not fatal" shooting...

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM (g47mK)

135 Is there a difference between ambush and ambuscade?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM (UBKzV)

136 It's hard to beat The Train for train movies

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM (ypFCm)

137 Is there a difference between ambush and ambuscade?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM

Only how pretentious your troops are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2025 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)

138 La Durée Poignardée
René Magritte

From the intertubes:
René Magritte painted Time Transfixed at a moment when he was attempting to elicit “poetic secrets” through his works. With both philosophy and psychology in mind, the artist challenged himself to juxtapose two images in such a way that they would suggest in the viewer’s mind a third un-pictured thing. Here he connected two highly disparate objects—a train and a fireplace—in a composition that became one of his most iconic works.

This is not my jam but without looking up some commentary about this work I had sorted out his primary intent, that smoke, or energy, links the fireplace and engine. Magritte nailed what he set out to do and then executed it with great skill. Too often these abstract/surreal modern works are utterly incomprehensible which leaves me heading for the exits in a hurry; or if you prefer, they are the equivalent of Rap music in paint. This Rene dude is alright

Still I find myself thinking this work would be much better if it had been done in black light paints and then hung in a room kitted out with a black light disco ball, a broken down couch, a bong, and a massive stereo pumping out Led Zeppelin I.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:05 AM (amnH6)

139 Best Magritte

https://tinyurl.com/2nk9hf8w
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

One of them has boobs!

I like La Condition humaine. Tooke me a second to figure out what I was looking at.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 22, 2025 10:05 AM (144I4)

140 135 Is there a difference between ambush and ambuscade?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:02 AM (UBKzV)

---------

Depends. Is the target enfilade or defilade?

Posted by: Arminius at May 22, 2025 10:06 AM (dDmld)

141 It's hard to beat The Train for train movies
Posted by: Skip

Unless you are throwing momma off.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:06 AM (W7TOz)

142 Still I find myself thinking this work would be much better if it had been done in black light paints and then hung in a room kitted out with a black light disco ball, a broken down couch, a bong, and a massive stereo pumping out Led Zeppelin I.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

With your high school history paper due in the morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:08 AM (W7TOz)

143 Got here late, CBD has gone full euro on this one.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 22, 2025 10:09 AM (n4GiU)

144 True and just but Jack has a better chance when Rose let him slip beneath the waves.

British Lord Calls For Trump To Receive Nobel Peace Prize Nomination

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

145 Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.” The entire movie takes place on a small train. Pretty much nonstop sadistic violence. I like violent action movies, but how many times can you watch someone get beaten to death or hacked up? Very repetitive.

Sounds like John Wick 4.

Seriously, how many bad guys can there be???

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 10:10 AM (cRIQn)

146 It's hard to beat The Train for train movies
Posted by: Skip

Available for free on YouTube.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

147 Best Magritte

https://tinyurl.com/2nk9hf8w
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM

Spaceballs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2025 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

148 Surreal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2025 10:11 AM (bss/y)

149 Got here late, CBD has gone full euro on this one.
Posted by: From about That Time

Well, CBD has been spending time in France and for extra credit it is Eurovision season to boot.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (amnH6)

150 > so, what is the "security incident" going on right now at the CIA HQ??
---------
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
49m
🚨 #BREAKING: A female driver has been SHOT after she attempted to ram the gates of the CIA HQ in McLean, VA, per police

This is the SECOND security incident at CIA HQ in the last couple of months.

FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (Q4IgG)

151 SCOTUS just issued another awful ruling banning the creation of a Catholic charter school in Oklahoma

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (V6W16)

152 Best Magritte

https://tinyurl.com/2nk9hf8w
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM

Spaceballs!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Pink Floyd!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (amnH6)

153 oooh, it is a French Pun:

"cheminée" de fer

C'EST DROLE PARCE QUE LE NOM > RESSEMBE A >

Posted by: Kindltot - Channeling his inner M. Rothlesberererefe at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (D7oie)

154 Whoa,the blue light was my baby,
And the red light was my mind.

Posted by: Robert Johnson at May 22, 2025 10:14 AM (G5+As)

155 train train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnN_Oz1U0RE

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2025 10:14 AM (FhXTo)

156 Paintin' that train, high on cocaine, Rene, you better watch your speed...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:15 AM (OpvT7)

157 This is the SECOND security incident at CIA HQ in the last couple of months.

FBI currently in the scene

--------

Good. Now we'll get to the bottom of it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 10:15 AM (dDmld)

158 C'EST DROLE PARCE QUE LE NOM RESSEMBE A

Posted by: Kindltot - Channeling his inner M. Rothlesberererefe at May 22, 2025 10:15 AM (D7oie)

159 Yay! A surrealist! Much better than most of the dreck pretending to be art these days.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 22, 2025 10:16 AM (V362x)

160 stupid Minx ruining my jokes

C'EST DROLE PARCE QUE LE NOM "CHEMINEE" RESSEMBE A "chemin"

There.

Posted by: Kindltot - Channeling his inner M. Rothlesberererefe at May 22, 2025 10:17 AM (D7oie)

161 I was told there would be no French in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 10:17 AM (dDmld)

162 Well, CBD has been spending time in France and for extra credit it is Eurovision season to boot.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2025 10:18 AM (Wnv9h)

163 Gunther Eagleman™GuntherEagleman
CBS medical contributor says the White House stopped testing for prostate cancer in Biden because he was “too old”
LOL!! The gaslighting is real!

-
I'm thinking that's not a decision Marcus Welby would have made.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

164 I was told there would be no French in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 10:17 AM (dDmld)
----
The the train up top tell you?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2025 10:18 AM (7fElN)

165 I was told there would be no French in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2025 10:17 AM (dDmld)

Bueno, pero la chiste no sirve en Español.

Posted by: Kindltot - Channeling his inner M. Rothlesberererefe at May 22, 2025 10:18 AM (D7oie)

166 FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.

Probably a Quaker, they're a sketchy group.

Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2025 10:19 AM (Oy/m2)

167 Flame Over India aka Northwest Frontier is a good train movie. Kenneth Moore plays a British army officer that has to escort a Hindu princeling through hostile muslim territory on a train with a raggedy old engine that they had been using in the switchyard. Gupta the engineer is a hoot.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 22, 2025 10:19 AM (yADLv)

168 https://x.com/philosophyknot/status/
1925238560497836101

May I move my hate of Dick Midgette to this?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:21 AM (gbOdA)

169 Hunter Biden after a runner.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2025 10:21 AM (I+1FV)

170 Magritte was a Phlegm. Can anything good come from Belgium?

Posted by: Except Maybe Chocolate at May 22, 2025 10:21 AM (G5+As)

171 150 🚨 #BREAKING: A female driver has been SHOT after she attempted to ram the gates of the CIA HQ in McLean, VA, per police
FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.

==

Pretty sure her motive was to get through the gates.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 22, 2025 10:21 AM (eb5mD)

172 152 Best Magritte

https://tinyurl.com/2nk9hf8w
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM

Spaceballs!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Pink Floyd!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:12 AM (amnH6)

Yog-Sothoth, preparing to devour the world

Posted by: Polka will never die at May 22, 2025 10:21 AM (G+Jfs)

173 > FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.
---------
Let's see if the FBI finds a motive anytime soon. And if so, tell the public what it was. And who the woman is.

It's a test for the FBI. I'm administering it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 10:22 AM (Q4IgG)

174 Yay! A surrealist! Much better than most of the dreck pretending to be art these days.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 22, 2025 10:16 AM (V362x)

I ran across an article the other day that argued that the burst of AI generated images show a deep cultural thirst for Dutch Master level of realism in visual art, since most of the work put out is quasi-photographic level of detailing. The surprising part is that so much of it is cyberpunk.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2025 10:22 AM (D7oie)

175 171 150 🚨 #BREAKING: A female driver has been SHOT after she attempted to ram the gates of the CIA HQ in McLean, VA, per police
FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.

==

Pretty sure her motive was to get through the gates.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May

We have been warning the left is marching toward violence on a big scale. Looks like we are closer to this happening than people want to believe.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2025 10:23 AM (p4NUW)

176 Peas in a pod.

The music mogul [Diddy] wanted the theme of “hope and change” to be part of his drug-fueled “freak off” events, and opted to use Obama’s image and likeness, according to witnesses who testified in court on Tuesday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

177 I'm thinking that's not a decision Marcus Welby would have made.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

They were looking out for the taxpayers for once...
yeah right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (hOUT3)

178 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

OMG. Genius.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (amnH6)

179 and opted to use Obama’s image and likeness, according to witnesses who testified in court on Tuesday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

You know who has Obama's image and likeness down to a "T"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (VoAdT)

180 Looks like we are closer to this happening than people want to believe.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2025 10:23 AM (p4NUW)

Sadly, I don't think this progression ends well for any of us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (hOUT3)

181 BREAKING: A female driver has been SHOT after she attempted to ram the gates of the CIA HQ in McLean, VA, per police

This is the SECOND security incident at CIA HQ in the last couple of months.

FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

"That cheating bastard is in there! John, you come out here now! I'm taking the kids and filing for divorce!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (W7TOz)

182 In February 2021, Israeli health officials warned the CDC of “large reports of myocarditis, particularly in young people” following Pfizer injections, just two and a half months after the vaccine received emergency use authorization.

By April, the CDC was already reviewing myocarditis data from Israel and the Department of Defense. But instead of alerting the public, they stayed quiet.

By the end of that month, VAERS had recorded 2,926 deaths, nearly half of which occurred within three days of injection. “Somebody ought to be looking at it,” Johnson said.

By June it was over 5000 deaths with 48 hours of injection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (gbOdA)

183 > We have been warning the left is marching toward violence on a big scale. Looks like we are closer to this happening than people want to believe.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2025 10:23 AM (p4NUW)
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Agreed. And it's ramping up as we speak. It's all fun and cosplay now, but all those "protesters" at Ivy League schools are out for the summer and they've got an ax to grind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (Q4IgG)

184 Motive is unclear
-------

We have our answer.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (VIxhi)

185 167 Flame Over India aka Northwest Frontier is a good train movie. Kenneth Moore plays a British army officer that has to escort a Hindu princeling through hostile muslim territory on a train with a raggedy old engine that they had been using in the switchyard. Gupta the engineer is a hoot.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 22, 2025 10:19 AM (yADLv)

"The Train" despite starring noted commie Bert Lancaster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 10:28 AM (x0n13)

186 And now a word from Dr. Whoopi . . .

Whoopi Goldberg Shrugs off Biden’s Mental Decline as “A Little Stumbly, Bumbly”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

187 161 I was told there would be no French in this thread.
___

I haven't said anything yet. Geez.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2025 10:28 AM (Dv3i1)

188 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

OMG. Genius.

Well, that was certainly a palate-cleanser.

To be fair, ABBA won the Eurovision Song Contest in the early 70s with 'Waterloo' and that's how they got their start.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (cRIQn)

189 184 Motive is unclear
-------

We have our answer.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 10:26 AM (VIxhi)

Turns out Jeff Sessions had the professional response down to a tee, "ZZZZZ!!!!!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (hOUT3)

190 186 And now a word from Dr. Whoopi . . .

Whoopi Goldberg Shrugs off Biden’s Mental Decline as “A Little Stumbly, Bumbly”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

His feet have had a stutter since childhood, you monsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (VoAdT)

191 I need, desperately need, a DU thread saying that Trump had Gerry Connolly murdered to get the bill passed.

Please, Intrepid...bring it to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

192 191 I need, desperately need, a DU thread saying that Trump had Gerry Connolly murdered to get the bill passed.

Please, Intrepid...bring it to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

WDJDV?

(Who Did J.D. Visit?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 10:30 AM (VoAdT)

193 You had ONE JOB to do – and you couldn’t get it done.

Sarah Russell was promoted to Commissioner of CEMA in May 2021. They joined CEMA in 2010 as a specialist responsible for public information, community outreach, training, exercise, etc.

They forgot to press the big red button marked TORNADO.
They am stupid.
They be on leave.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)

194 Parts of that painting are very well painted. And the design of the painting itself is *stupid*.

Posted by: Crusader at May 22, 2025 10:31 AM (TN0g+)

195 Time Transfixed (La Durée poignardée)

Nice & neat and very clean (minimal), and dumb, imho.

Rene Magritte was more controlled than Salvador Dali but still out there. Even if possible, hanging of this particular painting would not enter my mind.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 22, 2025 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

196 Motive is unclear? DC police have him on bodycam saying “This is for Gaza” as he was being arrested.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2025 10:31 AM (QZThv)

197 193 You had ONE JOB to do – and you couldn’t get it done.

Sarah Russell was promoted to Commissioner of CEMA in May 2021. They joined CEMA in 2010 as a specialist responsible for public information, community outreach, training, exercise, etc.

They forgot to press the big red button marked TORNADO.
They am stupid.
They be on leave.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)

======

"It's because Musk fired FAA employees who study disease!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

198 the taste of runny shit is superior to solid shit for 10 reasons
#7 will surprise you

Posted by: Sid at May 22, 2025 10:31 AM (LqiXZ)

199 190 186 And now a word from Dr. Whoopi . . .

Whoopi Goldberg Shrugs off Biden’s Mental Decline as “A Little Stumbly, Bumbly”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

His feet have had a stutter since childhood, you monsters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2025 10:29 AM (VoAdT)

And his ass cancer is just bad wiping hygiene.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:32 AM (gbOdA)

200 We have been warning the left is marching toward violence on a big scale. Looks like we are closer to this happening than people want to believe.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2025 10:23 AM (p4NUW)

There has been a series of bombings in Chile, recently at a police academy and at a pharmaceutical manufacturer run by Abbot. The piece, which I think is Chilean. indicates that it a loose group of anarchists or antifa types.
Things may be hotting up all over, and this time around I don't think it is Cuba causing it. However Venezuela is flexing - and of course the US funds odd things "to advance open societies" though this might be gotten under control a bit.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2025 10:32 AM (D7oie)

201 "Motive is Unclear" is libspeak for "yeah, it was the muslims again"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 10:32 AM (cRIQn)

202 Talk about radical!

U.S. Army to Change Troops’ Birth Records To Only Show Their Sex At Birth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:33 AM (L/fGl)

203 I really like this painting. The Left wants to remove the fun from everything. Don’t let them.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2025 10:33 AM (QZThv)

204 They forgot to press the big red button marked TORNADO.
They am stupid.
They be on leave.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They should have a video of the Apprentice boardroom where Trump details all the failures, and then fires her. That's what I voted for.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

205 > 166 FBI currently in the scene. Motive is unclear.

Probably a Quaker, they're a sketchy group.
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2025 10:19 AM (Oy/m2)

Can't be Amish. They'd have mentioned it if she'd been driving a buggy.

Could be a Mennonite, if all the chrome on the vehicle was painted black.

Posted by: If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barbon at May 22, 2025 10:33 AM (W5ArC)

206 Why would sid, who mooches off his crack-addicted welfare mother, worry about taxes on "working families"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:34 AM (OpvT7)

207 They weights about a deuce and a half.
They has bad boy cut hair.
They was not in the EMS building during biggest storm in 100 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:34 AM (gbOdA)

208 206 Why would sid, who mooches off his crack-addicted welfare mother, worry about taxes on "working families"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:34 AM (OpvT7)

=======

He's worried that the CR process, which has been a great example of fiscal sanity for more than twenty years, is now ending.

His worry for the finances and health of the republic are pure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

209 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

OMG. Genius.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (amnH6)

Butter churnin' Slavic babe>>>Hobo humpin' slobo babe

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 22, 2025 10:35 AM (144I4)

210 They should have a video of the Apprentice boardroom where Trump details all the failures, and then fires her. That's what I voted for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

Haw bout they gets just a blindfold and a cig?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:35 AM (gbOdA)

211 My wife tells me that esophageal cancer is something usually found in heavy drinkers, which Connolly apparently was, with a couple of DUIs to his credit.

Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

212 Haw bout they gets just a blindfold and a cig?
Posted by: rhennigantx

I come here for the witty banter.

I stay here for the cruelty.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)

213 German Prosecutors Say Mass Stabbing By Syrian Migrant May Have Been Terrorism

-
Ya think?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

214 The hags of The View are in worse shape mentally than Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (kTd/k)

215 Looks like the beginning of a "wait, what?" sort of dream. Gets the mind thinking. I like it. Would hang.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (O7YUW)

216 209 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

OMG. Genius.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:24 AM (amnH6)

Butter churnin' Slavic babe>>>Hobo humpin' slobo babe

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 22, 2025 10:35 AM (144I4)

I award you ZERO points and may G D have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (gbOdA)

217 > "working families"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:34 AM (OpvT7)

Yes, "working families" is always a code word for "unemployed and unemployable communist".

Then again, look at their god, Marx. Dude pretended to be an expert on the "working class", but never had a job in his life. He spent all his time thinking Great Thoughts and sexually abusing his servant girl.

A real hero of the proletariat, that Marx.

His children would have starved to death if it hadn't been for his buddy Engles's rich capitalist daddy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (W5ArC)

218 Sarah Russell was promoted to Commissioner of CEMA in May 2021. They joined CEMA in 2010 as a specialist responsible for public information, community outreach, training, exercise, etc.

They forgot to press the big red button marked TORNADO.
They am stupid.
They be on leave.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)

"They"? So this Sarah Russell is a tranny? Would explain the incompetence, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (OpvT7)

219 213 German Prosecutors Say Mass Stabbing By Syrian Migrant May Have Been Terrorism
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Future Headline - German judge dismisses case against Syrian migrate, states that stabbing is just part of their culture.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2025 10:37 AM (Dv3i1)

220 Haw bout they gets just a blindfold and a cig?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:35 AM (gbOdA)

That works for me, but only if they are both recycled so as to save taxpayer funds!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:38 AM (hOUT3)

221 211 My wife tells me that esophageal cancer is something usually found in heavy drinkers, which Connolly apparently was, with a couple of DUIs to his credit.
Posted by: Bulg at May 22, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

Judges would have accepted tainted vajaja

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:38 AM (gbOdA)

222 Anyone heard from stateless?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2025 10:38 AM (NR8kc)

223 I was thinking of movies besides the Lancaster flic. Terror Train has lots of glamour shots of the steam engine. Nightmare Express is a glorious slab of cheese with Cushing and Lee.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (yADLv)

224 That works for me, but only if they are both recycled so as to save taxpayer funds!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:38 AM (hOUT3)

Hey why I am getting a half smoked butt?

Posted by: They being lined up against wall at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (gbOdA)

225 The unkindest cut.

Colorado Rockies Fan Sues Team After Foul Ball Hits Him in the Eye - Blames Team’s Poor Performance for Not Paying Attention

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (L/fGl)

226 223 I was thinking of movies besides the Lancaster flic. Terror Train has lots of glamour shots of the steam engine. Nightmare Express is a glorious slab of cheese with Cushing and Lee.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (yADLv)

=======

An entertaining video about movies and trains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjcx295mI2c

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

227 Seriously, how many bad guys can there be???
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 22, 2025 10:10 AM (cRIQn)

Henchman is the second worst job in the world, right after Imperial Stormtrooper.

Posted by: troyriser at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (DPeYO)

228 Honestly , I'd like it better without the floating train, but that was obviously the point of the picture. The rest had nice, clean lines though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (4hg8f)

229 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:38 AM (hOUT3)

When por favor

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:40 AM (gbOdA)

230 Polish women are nearly as hot as Czech women, right up to the moment when you go to bed with a babe and wake up with a babushka.

They're like Latinas that way.

AOC, I'm looking in your direction.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 10:40 AM (W5ArC)

231 Hey why I am getting a half smoked butt?
Posted by: They being lined up against wall at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (gbOdA)

It's close to break time for the firing squad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:40 AM (OpvT7)

232 Whoopi Goldberg Shrugs off Biden’s Mental Decline as “A Little Stumbly, Bumbly”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Must be great to wake up every morning and have no recollection of what you said yesterday or last week.

Sorta like 50 First Dates

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 22, 2025 10:41 AM (FxH7T)

233 Hey why I am getting a half smoked butt?
Posted by: They being lined up against wall at May 22, 2025 10:39 AM (gbOdA)

One puff only Vasili, one puff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at May 22, 2025 10:41 AM (hOUT3)

234 87 >>Speaking of trains, I watched a Hindu movie the other night called “Kill.”

Have you seen "RRR"?
Posted by: Lizzy

Thanks! I found the movie on Hula and, though a lot of violence isn't my thing, I'm going to try to catch it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 22, 2025 10:42 AM (NFX2v)

235 Henchman is the second worst job in the world, right after Imperial Stormtrooper.
Posted by: troyriser
___________

El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (UBKzV)

236

MAGA-ritte!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (x0n13)

237 Polish women are nearly as hot as Czech women, right up to the moment when you go to bed with a babe and wake up with a babushka.

They're like Latinas that way.

AOC, I'm looking in your direction.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Except Latinas are fairly gradual whereas babushkas are literally overnight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (W7TOz)

238 > 86 My favorite train movie is Emperor of the North.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2025 09:47 AM (VofaG)

The story I heard was that the original title was "Emperor of the North Pole", which is apparently a hobo phrase.

It got changed because the studio was worried people would think it was a kid's Santa Claus movie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (W5ArC)

239 >>>Sorta like 50 First Dates

Or Memento

Posted by: one hour sober at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (Y1sOo)

240 The summer wind, came blowin' in with tax and fees

Michigan Democrats Seek to Impose $84.3 Million “Summer Tax” on All Vehicle Owners

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (L/fGl)

241 Colorado Rockies Fan Sues Team After Foul Ball Hits Him in the Eye - Blames Team’s Poor Performance for Not Paying Attention. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Colorado Rockies 2025 record to date: 8W 41L. That works out to losing 135 games over the season.

I grant summary judgement in favor of the fan and award ownership of the Rockies to the fan. Justice is best when served with a side of cruelty.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

242 Ellipsis News Translation Service:

"Motive Unclear": Leftard

"Wearing a MAGA Hat and Shouting I Love Trump": Leftard

"Hadn't Showered in 9 Days": Leftard or Jihadist

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (VIxhi)

243 Henchman is the second worst job in the world, right after Imperial Stormtrooper.
Posted by: troyriser

You're telling us!
Posted by: Dancing Kansas City Faggots

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:46 AM (W7TOz)

244 > 242 Ellipsis News Translation Service:

"Motive Unclear": Leftard

"Wearing a MAGA Hat and Shouting I Love Trump": Leftard

"Hadn't Showered in 9 Days": Leftard or Jihadist
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (VIxhi)

"Has an Imaginary Vagina": Leftard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 10:46 AM (W5ArC)

245 I like this painting. I think I will buy it.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at May 22, 2025 10:47 AM (MDua2)

246 Belgian. The discount French.

Posted by: toby928 at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (jc0TO)

247 My favorite train movie is “From Russia With Love.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (NR8kc)

248 Oh, a Magritte. Yup, one'a those.

Doing the AI/LIM random prompt element before it was cool.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (hB7mE)

249 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KIZZTHqVfDQ

EFO the train song

Posted by: From about That Time at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (n4GiU)

250 I like this painting. I think I will buy it.
Posted by: Rod Stewart at May 22, 2025 10:47 AM (MDua2)

The tracks will cost you extra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (OpvT7)

251 Colorado Rockies 2025 record to date: 8W 41L. That works out to losing 135 games over the season.

I grant summary judgement in favor of the fan and award ownership of the Rockies to the fan. Justice is best when served with a side of cruelty.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

Hope the beer is cheap.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2025 10:49 AM (gbOdA)

252 > 246 Belgian. The discount French.
Posted by: toby928 at May 22, 2025 10:48 AM (jc0TO)

Luxembergers: Great Value Belgians.
Liechtensteiners: TEMU Luxembergers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2025 10:49 AM (W5ArC)

253 $10.00 says Dr. Jiggly Jill, Queen of the Sofa Fabric Dresses, puts Scranton Schmo on a raft with an outgoing tide.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:50 AM (amnH6)

254 Rockies fan suit is stupid. When you buy a ticket, you agree to the terms that the team is not responsible for injuries that could happen incidental to the playing of the game, balls, bats, everything. This happened in 2023, BTW.

Posted by: Play Ball! at May 22, 2025 10:50 AM (G5+As)

255 Colorado Rockies 2025 record to date: 8W 41L. That works out to losing 135 games over the season.

I grant summary judgement in favor of the fan and award ownership of the Rockies to the fan. Justice is best when served with a side of cruelty.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 22, 2025 10:45 AM (amnH6)

Hope the beer is cheap.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Colorado Rocky Mountain High 🎵

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:50 AM (W7TOz)

256 Rockies fan suit is stupid. When you buy a ticket, you agree to the terms that the team is not responsible for injuries that could happen incidental to the playing of the game, balls, bats, everything. This happened in 2023, BTW.
Posted by: Play Ball! at May 22, 2025 10:50 AM (G5+As)

But stupid lawsuits can be funny, nevertheless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:52 AM (OpvT7)

257 Our friends on the left.

https://is.gd/Do9Nyi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 22, 2025 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

258
Henchman is the second worst job in the world, right after Imperial Stormtrooper.
Posted by: troyriser

Where do mooks fit in?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2025 10:52 AM (QnmlO)

259 Butter churnin' Slavic babe>>>Hobo humpin' slobo babe

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 22, 2025 10:35 AM

There's a reason AtC introduced this into the AoSHQ world years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2025 10:52 AM (kgE5c)

260 Waiting to see which justice abandoned the citizens on religious liberty in the Oklahoma Charter School Case. My bet is on Roberts.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (Fznpu)

261 Henchman is the second worst job in the world, right after Imperial Stormtrooper.
Posted by: troyriser

You're telling us!
Posted by: Dancing Kansas City Faggots
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2025 10:46 AM

*grabs megaphone*

WRONG!

Posted by: Star Trek Red Shirt Guy at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (kgE5c)

262 Pelham 123- the original - with David Shire's glorious urban funk.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (yADLv)

263 Choo choo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (oURrP)

264 I grant summary judgement in favor of the fan and award ownership of the Rockies to the fan.
____

Thank God!

Posted by: Current Rockies Owner at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (Dv3i1)

265 (directed at "End Wokeness")

The term is "murdered", you stupid cunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:54 AM (OpvT7)

266 “Polish women are nearly as hot as Czech women, right up to the moment when you go to bed with a babe and wake up with a babushka.”

It’s the mustache.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 10:54 AM (Fznpu)

267 Late to the thread, but this art sucks. Looks like an Eric July comic, where his artist just used a bunch of CG images

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 22, 2025 10:54 AM (fO935)

268 Stormtrooper armor is worthless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 10:54 AM (oURrP)

269 The wreck of the new 97.

Posted by: Train songs at May 22, 2025 10:55 AM (FzyIn)

270 268 Stormtrooper armor is worthless.
----------------
Well, its plastic.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 10:55 AM (n17eQ)

271 260 Waiting to see which justice abandoned the citizens on religious liberty in the Oklahoma Charter School Case. My bet is on Roberts.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2025 10:53 AM (Fznpu)

=======

ACB is the one who recused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at May 22, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

272 Well, its plastic.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 10:55 AM (n17eQ)

Have any Imperial Stormtroopers ever been Nerfed to death?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 10:56 AM (OpvT7)

273 If the train was going the opposite direction, the painting might be sexual in nature. But then, the train would be hitting a wall.

Posted by: What is this thing called love? at May 22, 2025 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

274 They're like Latinas that way.

AOC, I'm looking in your direction.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Is AOC the type that acts like a tough woman in public, but likes to get dominated in the bedroom?

Or does she carry that strong woman persona into the bedroom by wielding a strap on? What's her husband look like? I'm guessing beta vibes lol...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 22, 2025 10:57 AM (fO935)

275 Michigan Democrats Seek to Impose $84.3 Million “Summer Tax” on All Vehicle Owners

All Summer Long ? WTF !!!

Posted by: Kid Rock at May 22, 2025 10:57 AM (Dv3i1)

276 Or does she carry that strong woman persona into the bedroom by wielding a strap on? What's her husband look like? I'm guessing beta vibes lol...
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Husband looks like a ginger geek fag.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 22, 2025 10:58 AM (n17eQ)

277 ACB is the one who recused.

useless

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 22, 2025 10:59 AM (Pv3Rg)

278 273 If the train was going the opposite direction, the painting might be sexual in nature. But then, the train would be hitting a wall.
Posted by: What is this thing called love?

Uh...Drawn Together already did it: https://tinyurl.com/mrxnnesj

And it's beautiful!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 22, 2025 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

279 $84.3 Million Tax seems steep. Take the bus.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 10:59 AM (oURrP)

280 I like this one 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 22, 2025 11:00 AM (SRRAx)

281 .
NOOD

Simian time!

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 22, 2025 11:00 AM (O7YUW)

282 $84.3 Million Tax seems steep. Take the bus.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2025 10:59 AM (oURrP)

I think that's what they want you to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2025 11:01 AM (OpvT7)

283 Images like this are why Magritte has always been my favorite illustrator. Yeah, I know ... 'painter' ... you say 'po-TAH-to', I say 'po-TAY-to' ... go figure. He's still the best.

Posted by: Dr_No at May 22, 2025 11:13 AM (ayRl+)

284
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (UBKzV)

I own a Plethora. It does 0-60 in 15 seconds.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2025 11:14 AM (g8Ew8)

285 @ 284
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 22, 2025 10:44 AM (UBKzV)

I own a Plethora. It does 0-60 in 15 seconds.
____________________

I thought a 'plethora' is a body part only ladies have ... I was wrong ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at May 22, 2025 11:17 AM (ayRl+)

286 Another fine example of French Engineering.

Posted by: The Guy at May 22, 2025 11:37 AM (VHONU)

287 I think that would make for a great refrigerator magnet.

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at May 22, 2025 12:06 PM (mnv0X)

288 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at May 22, 2025 01:50 PM (CQE5S)

289 i went to the magritte exhibit at the art institute in the 80s with a gal named margueritte.

Posted by: cmeat at May 22, 2025 02:59 PM (8HmRF)

290 260 Waiting to see which justice abandoned the citizens on religious liberty in the Oklahoma Charter School Case. My bet is on Roberts.
i think it was 4/ 4 with barret not present.

Posted by: cmeat at May 22, 2025 04:38 PM (8HmRF)

291 PARDON ME BOY, BUT IS T HAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2025 05:19 PM (wGqjj)

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