Police Cat Cafe

by Nevin Johnson

From Hot Air: Video from the March earthquake in Myanmar shows one part of the earth's crust sliding right on by another. Neat.

Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.

Tiger zen.

"Joe Biden is sharper than ever." It's his mouth hanging open that get me.

Cat says "I'm the real victim here."

Gymnastic balloon-popping can be an Olympic sport if we all rise up and demand it.

Care to dance?

Prancing bison.

Whoops, that incontrovertible proof I posted earlier this week demonstrating that unquestionably bears are out of control turns out to have been an AI Cheapfake. (See the note, hit translate.) I guess bears are not officially out-of-control... for the moment.

Big cats, like Republicans, are biologically programmed to seize and pounce.

This is even more common among humans.

Do you prefer the vegetarian option?

I think Police Cat works best when paired with the "Axel F." theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

Police cat in Amsterdam, Netherlands..🐈‍⬛👮‍♂️😍

📹police_cat_amsterdam pic.twitter.com/Z9GpP0QqBX
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 14, 2025

I've linked this before, but if you missed it, here's the scoop on the Police Cat of Amsterdam.

😂🤣 These dogs are amazing! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/UfPv6IDrSr
— LynneP (@LynneBP_294) May 14, 2025

Dogs having fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/xfrFGm1MMZ
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Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Cafe!

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 07:28 PM (QzINz)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at May 15, 2025 07:29 PM (iVUs+)

3 Out: Smart military blog.

In: Cat-lady blog.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2025 07:30 PM (pMi6S)

4 I called them, but they are ignoring me. As normal.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM (QzINz)

5 Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.

All actions are cat-games and all things are cat-toys.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM (Vqx30)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM (ypFCm)

7 >>> 4 I called them, but they are ignoring me. As normal.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM (QzINz)

Are you referring to the Horde or your cats???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 07:32 PM (Vqx30)

8 From Hot Air: Video from the March earthquake in Myanmar shows one part of the earth's crust sliding right on by another. Neat.

I saw that yesterday (the raw video, not the one on Hot Air). Absolutely amazing. At first, you don't notice much. But it bears repeated viewing. Watch every little corner of the background. The whole landscape move in relation to the foreground. I think I watched it 10m times in a row.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2025 07:33 PM (pMi6S)

9 HA HA

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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2025 07:34 PM (Vqx30)

10 I called them, but they are ignoring me. As normal.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM

Did'ja y'all hear sumpin' just now?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 07:34 PM (TTO0Z)

11 cool eclipse! thanks ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2025 07:34 PM (ULKh4)

12 We still go to Hot Gas?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 15, 2025 07:34 PM (1FWWQ)

13 I called them, but they are ignoring me. As normal.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 07:31 PM

Because you're unhinged.

I kid, I kid !!!

*raises eyebrow

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 07:36 PM (WDE4f)

14 Many normal people have flamingo lawn ornaments.

Only people who have willingly attended multiple freak-offs have penguin lawn ornaments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 07:37 PM (TTO0Z)

15 Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.
----
What's your point, human?

Now fetch me that wand toy I love so much!

Posted by: Cats Everywhere at May 15, 2025 07:38 PM (GlyvH)

16 I hope for a 3am interview on his lawn

@JewishWarrior13 10m
🚨BREAKING 🚨The DHS Secretary has just announced that they will be investigating former FBI Director Comey after he posted a photo calling for the as*assination of President Trump.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 07:38 PM (mlg/3)

17 If I'm the parent ... I absolutely grab my kid as the cats in polar bear hurtle toward the glass. I trust nothing that much.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 07:40 PM (WDE4f)

18 Ea-Nasir had a penguin lawn ornament.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 07:41 PM (TTO0Z)

19 5 Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.

All actions are cat-games and all things are cat-toys.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Except actual cat toys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 07:42 PM (6PUpl)

20 I've spent most of my life being guided by that lighthouse.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

21 16
‘ they will be investigating former FBI Director Comey after he posted a photo calling for the as*assination of President Trump.’

Surely, there were some people at the FBI that hated Comey. Have them storm his house in tactical gear and haul Comey out his underwear in zip ties.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM (3wi/L)

22 All actions are cat-games and all things are cat-toys.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Apparently toddlers at the zoo are really just big cat snacks.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM (WDE4f)

23 Penguin Lawn Jockeys never caught on because they were unable to hold the ring or lantern with their flippers.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

24
*grinds out cigarette on carpet*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM (QnmlO)

25 Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.

All actions are cat-games and all things are cat-toys.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

--

Especially their humans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

26 Lawn ornaments are made to mock silly animals. Flamingos, ducks, little metal dogs that say-No POOPing here!

Serious animals like lions, hippos, bison, are not lawn ornaments. Same goes for us.

Posted by: Chilly Willy at May 15, 2025 07:48 PM (G5+As)

27 Hiya Piper!

I would never ignore YOU.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 07:48 PM (0oh9s)

28 Feral cat trapping in progress. Looks like some kind of big lobster net trap. Tonight it's there just to get them used to it. They get returned when the kitten factories get shut down.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2025 07:48 PM (3gkNj)

29 *grinds out cigarette on carpet*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 07:45 PM

There's carpet underneath the peanut shells?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 07:49 PM (TTO0Z)

30
Got the back acreage mowed today. The ground out there is level but not smooth. I took a real beating.

I've been a good boy about my weight recently, but Her Majesty and I went out to Lupe Tortilla later and pigged out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 07:49 PM (QnmlO)

31 20 I've spent most of my life being guided by that lighthouse.
Posted by: JackStraw

That’s pretty cool.
I can see the West Point Lighthouse from my bed. I love watching it while I pray. Red, five seconds, white, five seconds, red, five seconds white.

All night long.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 07:51 PM (0oh9s)

32
"On the ice floe,
the mighty ice floe,
the penguin sleeps tonight"

sings no leopard seal, ever.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2025 07:52 PM (TTO0Z)

33 I though '86' is when you threw a customer out of a bar or restaurant?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 07:52 PM (ANbvM)

34 I though '86' is when you threw a customer out of a bar or restaurant?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 07:52 PM (ANbvM)

Yeah, from the fourth floor.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 07:53 PM (WDE4f)

35 >>That’s pretty cool.
I can see the West Point Lighthouse from my bed. I love watching it while I pray. Red, five seconds, white, five seconds, red, five seconds white.

Nice. It's on the other side of town from me so I can't see it from my place. But it was always the landmark when returning from the sea.

Here's another shot at dusk coming home.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzc4mr8

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 07:53 PM (viF8m)

36 What's the police cat going to do?
Make it his mission to seek out and confiscate all of the contraband catnip in Amsterdam?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 07:53 PM (6ydKt)

37 "On the ice floe,
the mighty ice floe,
the penguin sleeps tonight"

They also stalk and pounce their prey. It just takes quite a bit longer.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 07:54 PM (WDE4f)

38 Police Cat is obviously looking for Cat Burglers

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 07:55 PM (ypFCm)

39 Big cats will kill you. A mountain lion grabbed a little boy who was walking with his family and some park rangers at Mesa Verde in Colorado several years ago. The kid saw the cat and ran and the cat did what cats do. The dad drove it off the boy and the rangers shot it.

Posted by: huerfano at May 15, 2025 07:56 PM (n2swS)

40 That’s beautiful, JackStraw.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 07:56 PM (OBwus)

41 by Nevin Johnson

---------------

He hates these lighthouses!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2025 07:56 PM (2UnvF)

42 Someone in a parachute glider just went over, few hundred feet up too

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 07:58 PM (ypFCm)

43 21 16
‘ they will be investigating former FBI Director Comey after he posted a photo calling for the as*assination of President Trump.’

Surely, there were some people at the FBI that hated Comey. Have them storm his house in tactical gear and haul Comey out his underwear in zip ties.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
-----------

Spending the night in Epstein's cell ought to warm him up for the interrogation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 07:59 PM (lCWOD)

44 Trump promoted all cats to Chillax Technician Grade 1.

No change in salary.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2025 07:59 PM (0HaGk)

45 The ground moving is chilling.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (0HaGk)

46 Brave Jake Tapper is brave.

So much brave.

He brave.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (URXDc)

47 Trump promoted all cats to Chillax Technician Grade 1.

Over-Ruled.

Posted by: Federal Judge That Hates Cats at May 15, 2025 08:01 PM (WDE4f)

48 Wtf was Comey thinking? He really is crazed with TDS.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

49 27 Hiya Piper!

I would never ignore YOU.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 07:48 PM (0oh9s)

Thank you! Are you feeling better?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (pRpzT)

50 Quite the unusual welcome ceremony for Trump in Abu Dahbi, UAE today.

Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

51 >>> The ground moving is chilling.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (0HaGk)

They had a quake around these parts earlier in the week but I don't know anyone that felt it. Some people in Atlanta said they did and some up in Tennessee but I didn't notice anything.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2025 08:04 PM (cduTK)

52 46 Brave Jake Tapper is brave.

So much brave.

He brave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (URXDc)
Braver that Stevie Wonder letting P Diddy say 'Guess what I just put in your hand.'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

53 Alright then

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 08:05 PM (AOsQT)

54 They should put Jake in the cell with Comey to do his interview.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 08:06 PM (lCWOD)

55 Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by. I've never seen that before. It's kinda captivating.

No shit.

Posted by: Annie Lennox at May 15, 2025 08:06 PM (WDE4f)

56 >>> I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

They're doing head banging wrong, ... but I'll allow it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (cduTK)

57 Brave Jake Tapper is brave.

So much brave.

He brave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (URXDc)
---
Why did the image of "brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail suddenly pop into my head?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (GlyvH)

58 Thank you! Are you feeling better?
Posted by: Piper

Not really. But my heart is good, so, whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (u59JI)

59 50
‘ Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.’

Considering that muslims believe that women’s uncovered hair is incitement to rape, how should that be interpreted?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

60 57 Brave Jake Tapper is brave.

So much brave.

He brave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (URXDc)

---
Why did the image of "brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail suddenly pop into my head?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (GlyvH

Because you're a moron in good standing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:08 PM (URXDc)

61 Islam isn't going to have a reformation but the Middle East seems to be looking for one.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:08 PM (NVNRw)

62 50 Quite the unusual welcome ceremony for Trump in Abu Dahbi, UAE today.

Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)
Well they're not dervishes.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 08:08 PM (LHPAg)

63 Penguin/River Otter Alliance moves ahead. The Merger part is complete. Now, we start the Acquisitions.

Posted by: Your Loss, Our Gain at May 15, 2025 08:09 PM (G5+As)

64 50 Quite the unusual welcome ceremony for Trump in Abu Dahbi, UAE today.

Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
-----------

Bull of the woods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 08:09 PM (lCWOD)

65 Iran is the loud asshole at the Middle East party that everyone just wishes would choke on a chicken wing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:09 PM (URXDc)

66 Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by. I've never seen that before. It's kinda captivating.

Bitches.

Posted by: The Chic That Got Taken By V'GER in Star Trek at May 15, 2025 08:09 PM (WDE4f)

67 Islam isn't going to have a reformation but the Middle East seems to be looking for one.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:08 PM (NVNRw)
---
Imagine what the Middle East could be today if Islam had never come along...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 08:10 PM (GlyvH)

68 That Trump is feted overseas.
I was only fetid.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at May 15, 2025 08:11 PM (G5+As)

69 58
Not really. But my heart is good, so, whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (u59JI)

That still stinks, though. Hopefully it heals asap.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2025 08:11 PM (QzINz)

70 I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him.

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2025 08:11 PM (YVT+g)

71 The only explanation I can think of is that Comey wants to be arrested and turn it around on Trump somehow.

The dude is nutz . He is a fabulist who I think believes his own lies. The story he made up when he and WH counselGonzalez were in Ashcrofts hospital room was when I knew he was looney.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 08:11 PM (VofaG)

72 I don't know if it's relevant but Bedouin women used to wash their hair with camel urine.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2025 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

73 Maybe they still do. I dunno.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2025 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

74 Marginally on topic:

OK, maybe we out to reconsider letting lone female police officers patrol or respond to calls?

This particular officer goes hysterical and almost gets herself killed by some crazy dude because she wouldn't pull the trigger on him while he was grabbing hold of her gun - and then wins the tug of war.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhzeec4
(@Dapper_Det on Threadreaderapp)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt)

75 I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him.

Its changed nothing regarding my refusal to do any work over there.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:12 PM (WDE4f)

76 70
‘ I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego ’

I don’t know whether they’re working against Trump but they’re definitely working the flattery angle.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:14 PM (3wi/L)

77 Wtf was Comey thinking? He really is crazed with TDS.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

Put him a locked room with a chair, a table, a pen, and a printed confession to sign. Also a bottle of Scotch, a tumbler, and a 1911 with one round in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 08:14 PM (MxMl8)

78 I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him. ----

Undermining him with Trillion economic deals too?

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

79 48 Wtf was Comey thinking? He really is crazed with TDS.
Posted by: fd

So the guy who wrote a book titled, 'A Higher Loyalty' is a murder-wishing, lying, self righteous, douchenozzle? Huh, fascinating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 08:15 PM (6PUpl)

80 59 50
‘ Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.’

Considering that muslims believe that women’s uncovered hair is incitement to rape, how should that be interpreted?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

--

I dunno, but it's kinda like they're saying:
"See, Mr. President, if this had been a century ago, we would have given all of these beautiful girls to you for your enjoyment during your visit to my beloved country."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

81 Imagine what the Middle East could be today if Islam had never come along...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 08:10 PM (GlyvH)

Byzantium celebrating its 1700th year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2025 08:15 PM (li9iE)

82 I don't know if it's relevant but Bedouin women used to wash their hair with camel urine.
Posted by: fd

That's why they're always sticking their noses into tents?

" 'Scuse me, is this the restroom?"

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

83
OK, maybe we out to reconsider letting lone female police officers patrol or respond to calls?

Posted by: SpeakingOf

===============

Lone idiots. I saw a bodycam clip of a female officer with her gun trained on a guy with a weapon lurching at her. She fired, her gun jammed, she cleared it, and fired again and took him down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (n7rxJ)

84 Put him a locked room with a chair, a table, a pen, and a printed confession to sign. Also a bottle of Scotch, a tumbler, and a 1911 with one round in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

We'll never find him hiding behind the drapes.

Posted by: Ashley HomeStore at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (G5+As)

85 Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

Are the women in Abu Dhabi not under hijab rules?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (MxMl8)

86 >>I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him.

Probably didn't need to pledge trillions in investments in the US to play to his ego.

The Middle East has been in play for years between the US and China. Just because our garbage media doesn't report it doesn't mean it isn't happening. The only people on the planet who might like doing deals more than Trump are Arabs.

This was a week that will change the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:17 PM (viF8m)

87 72
‘ Bedouin women used to wash their hair with camel urine.’

Does this add body and a sheen?’

Ladies?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:17 PM (3wi/L)

88 It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

That is definitely different. When I'm president, there will be rows of the Robert Palmer chicks doing...well I don't know what you call how they were moving...undulating?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 15, 2025 08:17 PM (144I4)

89 Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

Practicing to front a death metal band.

Posted by: DethKamel at May 15, 2025 08:18 PM (TbWk/)

90 Lone idiots. I saw a bodycam clip of a female officer with her gun trained on a guy with a weapon lurching at her. She fired, her gun jammed, she cleared it, and fired again and took him down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (n7rxJ)

Exception to the rule but that officer handled it like a boss. The perp had a knife and advanced on her even after being shot once.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 08:18 PM (VofaG)

91 JackStraw, indeed. Iran is a heartbeat away from signing a peace deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:19 PM (NVNRw)

92 Wtf was Comey thinking? He really is crazed with TDS.
Posted by: fd

I'm convinced he's a sociopath.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 08:19 PM (mlg/3)

93 Was asked to suggest a name for the three legged cat my niece, who lives in Germany, just acquired.

I had to go with Dreifuss.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 08:19 PM (6s770)

94 Classic Herbal Essence Shampoo from the 70s was 45% camel urine.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man. at May 15, 2025 08:20 PM (G5+As)

95 76 70
‘ I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego ’

I don’t know whether they’re working against Trump but they’re definitely working the flattery angle.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:14 PM (3wi/L)

And Trump has been returning the favor - but Trump knows how to deal with the rich and the powerful on their own terms. Unlike a low life thug like Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2025 08:20 PM (li9iE)

96 They're doing head banging wrong, ... but I'll allow it.
Posted by: banana Dream

The judges would also have accepted a Babymetal sock.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

97
So, Comey just found those stones by random, according to him, and snapped a pix, so he's totally innocent and stuff, haters.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 08:20 PM (j4U/Z)

98 Was asked to suggest a name for the three legged cat my niece, who lives in Germany, just acquired.

Then answer is obvious. Stool.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:20 PM (WDE4f)

99 >>JackStraw, indeed. Iran is a heartbeat away from signing a peace deal.

That would cause the Nobel committee to give Obama another prize.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:21 PM (viF8m)

100 I had to go with Dreifuss.
Posted by: tank demon at May 15, 2025 08:19 PM (6s770)

Oh that’s good, much better than Tripod.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2025 08:21 PM (li9iE)

101 TDS has been said is a mental illness

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 08:21 PM (ypFCm)

102 77
‘ and a 1911 with one round in it.’

And after Comey does the right thing, tell Wray and McCabe that Comey rolled on them before he died suddenly. And don’t they want to avoid that happening to them too?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:21 PM (3wi/L)

103 think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him

******************

I’m seeing it as one big flamboyant appeal to Trump not to nuke them out of existence

It’s not a coincidence to me that after Trump posted tweet after tweet of huge craters where the Houthi used to be that the ME suddenly has a strange new respect for the new President

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 15, 2025 08:23 PM (HYKHz)

104 Solar eclipse was neat to see

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 08:23 PM (ypFCm)

105
The Ayatollah Khomeini used to drink his own piss, but, like, not all the time, and your western prejudices are blind to the health benefit of it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 08:24 PM (j4U/Z)

106 >Was asked to suggest a name for the three legged cat my niece, who lives in Germany, just acquired.
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Tripod

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 08:24 PM (AOsQT)

107 105
‘ The Ayatollah Khomeini used to drink his own piss,’

It’s stunning how these innovative people never advanced past the 900s

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

108 Tripod is out?

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 08:26 PM (AOsQT)

109 I love that Comey might go to jail over a virtue signal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:26 PM (URXDc)

110 Was asked to suggest a name for the three legged cat my niece, who lives in Germany, just acquired.

I had to go with Dreifuss.
Posted by: tankdemon

Well played!

"Lucky" is always a good choice for animals like that, too, but I don't know if it translates well.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

111 Eclipses are always awesome.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 15, 2025 08:26 PM (vm8sq)

112 The ground moving is chilling.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2025 08:00 PM (0HaGk)
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Like seeing the top third of Mt. St. Helens break off and start to slide. Something that big shouldn't be doing that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 08:27 PM (6YdsJ)

113 Tres Gato

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:27 PM (URXDc)

114 So the President is in Abu Dahbi. I used to confuse Abu Dahbi with Djibouti, until I learned the secret to telling them apart:

People from Djibouti don't like The Flintstones.

People from Abu Dhabi do.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 08:27 PM (6s770)

115 The Ayatollah Khomeini used to drink his own piss, but, like, not all the time, and your western prejudices are blind to the health benefit of it.
Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 08:24 PM (j4U/Z)
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Tic-Tac, sir?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 15, 2025 08:28 PM (6YdsJ)

116 114 So the President is in Abu Dahbi. I used to confuse Abu Dahbi with Djibouti, until I learned the secret to telling them apart:

People from Djibouti don't like The Flintstones.

People from Abu Dhabi do.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 08:27 PM (6s770)

Classic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:28 PM (URXDc)

117 Iran will never, ever give up on a nuke. they will pretend to dismantle a few things, get the sanctions off their back, and restart as soon as Trump is out of the picture. Best assurance of iran's denuclearization is for Israel to bomb that shite. Over Tucker Carlson's objections, bless his heart.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:28 PM (g47mK)

118 Tripod is out?
Posted by: Don Black

"Dreifuss" means tripod, among other things. As a surname, it's derived from calling a man who walks with a cane/crutch "dreifuss."

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

119 Lone idiots. I saw a bodycam clip of a female officer with her gun trained on a guy with a weapon lurching at her. She fired, her gun jammed, she cleared it, and fired again and took him down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2025 08:16 PM (n7rxJ)

Well, this one lost it completely.
I think it's because he scared the shit out of her coming out of nowhere.

Honestly, a lot of places don't want single officer patrols with any gender, but women can be especially vulnerable against men or groups of men.
At least partner these ladies up to lessen the risk of somebody getting killed.

If she had a partner they could've blown his head off as soon as he started pulling on her weapon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (6ydKt)

120 They had a quake around these parts earlier in the week but I don't know anyone that felt it. Some people in Atlanta said they did and some up in Tennessee but I didn't notice anything.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2025 08:04 PM (cduTK)

I went through a 7.9 earthquake and there were people around me who had no idea what was going on because they could not feel it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (vm8sq)

121 The Ayatollah Khomeini used to drink his own piss,’

I thought that was Gandhi.

Posted by: Liked em real young too at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (TbWk/)

122 117 Iran will never, ever give up on a nuke. they will pretend to dismantle a few things, get the sanctions off their back, and restart as soon as Trump is out of the picture. Best assurance of iran's denuclearization is for Israel to bomb that shite. Over Tucker Carlson's objections, bless his heart.
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:28 PM (g47mK)

Iran believes it's their duty to bring about the end of the world in order to usher in their messiah.

You don't make peace treaties with a cult.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (URXDc)

123 So the President is in Abu Dahbi. I used to confuse Abu Dahbi with Djibouti, until I learned the secret to telling them apart:

People from Djibouti don't like The Flintstones.

People from Abu Dhabi do.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2025 08:27 PM (6s770)

Heh!

Sheik Djibouti

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 15, 2025 08:30 PM (144I4)

124 Why did the image of "brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail suddenly pop into my head?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 08:07 PM (GlyvH)

Because you are a squirrel of culture.

Posted by: Farquad at May 15, 2025 08:30 PM (Zc0lW)

125 >Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (DgGvY)
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I just learned something!

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 08:31 PM (AOsQT)

126
Great video of Tim Walz and his communist coven doing an announcement today and being protested by lunatics that are even more crazy, which you would think is impossible.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 08:31 PM (j4U/Z)

127 I am so old , I remember when nukkelar inspectors were visiting iran and filing reports. Inspections, IAEA, Hans Blix. Right, been there, done that.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)

128 Quite the unusual welcome ceremony for Trump in Abu Dahbi, UAE today.

Groups of young women start swinging their hair back and forth as he walks by.

I've never seen that before.
It's kinda captivating.

https://tinyurl.com/vur9cdeb
(@HSajwanization on X)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

That reminds me of the dance scene with Igrayne for Uther in Excalibur...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2025 08:32 PM (/HDaX)

129 runner, I think maybe that port explosion did a whole lot more damage than was ever reported and incident at Ishafan got no play all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:32 PM (NVNRw)

130 "Dreifuss" means tripod, among other things. As a surname, it's derived from calling a man who walks with a cane/crutch "dreifuss."
Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

Oh wow, it all makes sense now.

The actor, Richard Dreyfuss...Dick Tripod!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 15, 2025 08:33 PM (144I4)

131 78 I think the whole ME parades and smiles is an attempt to play Trump's ego while they secretly undermine him. ----

Undermining him with Trillion economic deals too?
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

TX can easily undermine the ME by themselves. With AK, NM, OK, LA, and other such states, they will be in a world of hurt.

The Arabs see the Persians as the bigger threat so if Trump makes trouble for Tehran, all to the good.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 15, 2025 08:33 PM (vm8sq)

132 I think maybe that port explosion did a whole lot more damage than was ever reported and incident at Ishafan got no play all.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:32 PM (NVNRw)

it prevented transfer of weapons to Houthis. it did nothing to curtail their massive nuclear program.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:34 PM (g47mK)

133 122 117 Iran will never, ever give up on a nuke. they will pretend to dismantle a few things, get the sanctions off their back, and restart as soon as Trump is out of the picture. Best assurance of iran's denuclearization is for Israel to bomb that shite. Over Tucker Carlson's objections, bless his heart.
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:28 PM (g47mK)

Iran believes it's their duty to bring about the end of the world in order to usher in their messiah.

You don't make peace treaties with a cult.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2025 08:29 PM (URXDc)

Nor do you make treaties with countries that won’t even recognize basic foundational codes of behavior like the Vienna Convention of 1961.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 15, 2025 08:35 PM (vm8sq)

134 they were bragging they can dismantle and "remantle" in the future as they please

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:35 PM (g47mK)

135 "Dreifuss" means tripod, among other things. As a surname, it's derived from calling a man who walks with a cane/crutch "dreifuss."
Posted by: mikeski

Oh wow, it all makes sense now.
The actor, Richard Dreyfuss...Dick Tripod!
Posted by: haffhowershower

"Peter O'Toole" was already taken.

Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at May 15, 2025 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

136 It suits them to play weak and pliable to Trump. So they are doing it. Ever bought a carpet from a Persian ?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:37 PM (g47mK)

137 I don't trust any of them. Very easy to flash a few billion and play Trump's ego while waiting for the Dems to come back and go for Israel's throat.
Glass it all, from Ankara to Jakarta

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2025 08:38 PM (RBD82)

138 "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you don’t stop."

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

139 Persian proverb.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

140 runner , look at what is on the table for the negotiations that are going on and look at what they are agreeing to. They got hurt worse than even they expected. Trust them , No.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:40 PM (NVNRw)

141 >>It suits them to play weak and pliable to Trump. So they are doing it. Ever bought a carpet from a Persian ?

Trump has been doing business in the region for years and he does have at least some intel people who are telling him the truth. Do you really think he is going to get played by a bunch of mullahs in Iran when he knows at least as much about how they work as we do?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:40 PM (viF8m)

142 Good Bews and Bad News
Good news. Jean Pirino was sworn in today as interm Attorney in DC

Bad news Kelly Ann Conjob has taken her seat on The Five..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic not Gumby at May 15, 2025 08:40 PM (PKT0z)

143 Do you really think he is going to get played by a bunch of mullahs in Iran when he knows at least as much about how they work as we do?

He got played by a bunch of Establishment Republicans from 2016 to 2020 - and they're functional idiots.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:42 PM (WDE4f)

144 More Please!!

From American Prospect…

Grim Times for Washingtonians

The fiscal distress Republicans are inflicting on residents of the nation’s capital is unprecedented, and it will hit human services the hardest.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:43 PM (GYlcL)

145 The fiscal distress Republicans are inflicting on residents of the nation’s capital is unprecedented, and it will hit human services the hardest.

You hate to see it. Oh well.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:44 PM (WDE4f)

146 Yes, Trump is being played by mullah and his "friends" in the ME. He is not a muslim, so they don't care. He might take that into the consideration, but he thinks he can outplay them and the back up plan is not bad. 'peace' with iran while aytollahs are in charge is a fool's errand, and smart people around him know it. his backup plan is Israel.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:45 PM (g47mK)

147 Never trust any ass lifter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 15, 2025 08:46 PM (3nNBi)

148 Magnificent Seven is on TCM , possibly the best Western music theme ever written

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 08:46 PM (ypFCm)

149 >>He got played by a bunch of Establishment Republicans from 2016 to 2020 - and they're functional idiots.

No he didn't. He was surrounded by an entrenched bureaucracy and uniparty politicians. I'd like to see even a Gen X genius do better than he did while being attacked 7 x 24. Think you could pull that off, Scogg?

He not only din't get played he took a bullet to the head and still came back stronger and is now taking them apart.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

150 143 He got played by a bunch of Establishment Republicans from 2016 to 2020 - and they're functional idiots.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:42 PM (WDE4f)

To be fair, Trump was a political neophyte in 2016 who was elected precisely because he was an outsider.

It was a steep learning curve and he was hamstrung by the Russia Collusion Hoax and then the Dems winning the House.

He was finally hitting his stride and then COVID happened.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:47 PM (6ydKt)

151 Contrary to what some here think, Trump is not infallible. He takes chances and does not alway succeed. Peace of our time with the Norks his first go around did not pan out. However, I have more confidence in the Norks than the iranian mullahs.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:48 PM (g47mK)

152 Haven't watched even a few minutes of The 5 in months

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 08:48 PM (ypFCm)

153 148 Magnificent Seven is on TCM , possibly the best Western music theme ever written
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 08:46 PM (ypFCm)
'Where'd I leave my cigarettes?'

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 08:49 PM (LHPAg)

154 “Peace” with Iran is impossible. Trump is a fool if he thinks otherwise.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:49 PM (GYlcL)

155 >>Contrary to what some here think, Trump is not infallible.

Contrary to what you think, neither is Israel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:49 PM (viF8m)

156 No he didn't. He was surrounded by an entrenched bureaucracy and uniparty politicians. I'd like to see even a Gen X genius do better than he did while being attacked 7 x 24.

Damn son, you are touchy about your God Emperor. I don't think I've ever been that defensive about anyone. Not even my mother.

Don't place that much faith in any human being. You'll just be disappointed. Or do as you wish. Makes me no never-mind.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:50 PM (WDE4f)

157 It’s impossible to do real deals with the likes of China or Iran or N. Korea. You make deals with entities that follow rules and laws. You think Iran will follow the rules of a deal? China? If you do I have beachfront condos in Kansas to sell you.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:51 PM (GYlcL)

158 Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

Trump is a doody head. Nowhere near as smart as the commentariat here.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 08:52 PM (89Sog)

159 PDT is not infallible but you can't change the status quo if you don't try. Turkey has shut their mouth recently and look for Syria to sign the Abraham Accords .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:52 PM (NVNRw)

160 I have to think that DC businesses are better off with Trump because he made the "workers" come back to the office. Government "employees" hadn't hit a lick or been in the District since before Covid. Can't sell food or parking to "employees" that aren't there.

Posted by: Toasted Bagel To Go at May 15, 2025 08:54 PM (G5+As)

161 156

'Posted by: Mike Armstrong'

I'll bet you're a democrat.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:54 PM (3wi/L)

162 >>>Big cats, like Republicans, are biologically programmed to seize and pounce.

Anyone else wondering why Republicans ceased their habitual seizing and pouncing on January 20th of this year? it's a real head-scratcher. Maybe Fapper could write a book and explain it to us dullards.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2025 08:54 PM (aBgBM)

163 Bullet to the ear does not quite sound as good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 08:55 PM (2UhKj)

164 Ben Had, Syria is moving in the right direction. I just wish the Alewite, and Druze, and Christian genocide was not taking place under Ahmed al-Sharaa's watch.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 08:55 PM (g47mK)

165 Aetius, how is your pup doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:56 PM (NVNRw)

166 >>Damn son, you are touchy about your God Emperor. I don't think I've ever been that defensive about anyone. Not even my mother.

Scogg you aren't defensive about anyone other yourself and Gen Z.

Of course Trump isn't infallible. He does stuff all the time I don't agree with but he mostly gets the big stuff right. And just because you come up with a stupid hot take I am not bound to agree with you.

For the last 4 decades all we have done as a country is bombs and war in the Middle East and we got nothing but death and debt. Trump is the first to try a different way, deals. And it is working. The Abraham Accords worked when all the experts said they wouldn't and hopefully the Saudis will join soon.

The goal is to unite the ME in prosperity not war and box out China. It's not perpetual war. Iran today is a result of more failed US foreign policy. Isolating them and taking away their money if they don't play nice is a much better strategy than constant war.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

167 Trump is a doody head. Nowhere near as smart as the commentariat here.
Posted by: Kwak!

Sigh. It’s always this same ridiculous response when anyone criticizes him. Trump like everyone fucks up. Sometimes bigly. Doesn’t mean he’s stupid. Doesn’t mean we’d be better off with Kamal. Does t mean the person pointing this out is communist or whatever.

The cult like behavior here sometimes displayed is really fucked up.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:56 PM (GYlcL)

168 It’s impossible to do real deals with the likes of China or Iran or N. Korea. You make deals with entities that follow rules and laws. You think Iran will follow the rules of a deal? China? If you do I have beachfront condos in Kansas to sell you.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:51 PM (GYlcL)

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Well the alternative is war with Iran and total decoupling and possibly a war over Taiwan from China.

If that's the way things are going and it's unstoppable, then it's best to try and show you were working towards legitimate deals before ultimately having to pull the trigger.

Trump is not a warmonger, he's a tough & shrewed deal-maker.
He wants peace, because war is bad for business.

It's that simple, and a lot of the world can respect that compared to the sugar-coated bullshit or bullets & bombs they've gotten from the west over the past three decades.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 08:57 PM (6ydKt)

169 PDT is not infallible but you can't change the status quo if you don't try.

And that's the man's best quality - and also the lesson I've taken out of the entire affair.

He actually tried, and it turns out that's over half the battle in DC. You have to at least try. The Bushes never did. Reagan really gave it more than a token effort for all his talk.

The problem is, he's been the only one in my lifetime to try. And he might indeed be the last.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:57 PM (WDE4f)

170 I hope for a 3am interview on his lawn

@JewishWarrior13 10m
🚨BREAKING 🚨The DHS Secretary has just announced that they will be investigating former FBI Director Comey after he posted a photo calling for the as*assination of President Trump.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2025 07:38 PM (mlg/3)

3 am interview 1000 feet above his lawn.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 08:58 PM (VNX3d)

171 I just learned something!
Posted by: Don Black

Oh shit!
Don’t hurt yourself!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2025 08:58 PM (mT+6a)

172 156 No he didn't. He was surrounded by an entrenched bureaucracy and uniparty politicians. I'd like to see even a Gen X genius do better than he did while being attacked 7 x 24.

Damn son, you are touchy about your God Emperor. I don't think I've ever been that defensive about anyone. Not even my mother.

Don't place that much faith in any human being. You'll just be disappointed. Or do as you wish. Makes me no never-mind.
Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 08:50 PM (WDE4f)
'Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help.'
Psalm 146 Verse 3

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

173 Aetius, how is your pup doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 08:56 PM (NVNRw)

6 months old and functionally insane. I tried looking for the beef neck bones at the grocery store, but will have to try a butcher. Been walking him every night this week for a mile at about midnight. I have got to work off a bit of this energy.

I sent a picture and a video in to KT/mishum for the weekend pet thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 08:59 PM (2UhKj)

174 'Posted by: Mike Armstrong'

I'll bet you're a democrat.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2025 08:54 PM (3wi/L)

No party affiliation. First vote was W. Second vote would have been Edwards, but once they nominated Horse Face it was W. Sat out McCain / Obama. Held my nose, voted Romney, and didn't really care on election night.

Voted Trump three times. Voting for the winner all three. He's still not a God Emperor, or even brilliant.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 09:00 PM (WDE4f)

175 And Trump said, Nice Palace you have.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (lCWOD)

176 Trump is not a warmonger, he's a tough & shrewed deal-maker.
He wants peace, because war is bad for business.

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It’s great he wants peace with Iran. I want $10M to appear in my bank account. Neither is happening. Because both things are an impossibility. The only way “peace” happens is a revolution in Iran to get rid of the mullahs. Can Trump facilitate that? Sure. That’s what the fucking CIA was once all about.

But signing a peace of paper? That’ll be worth as much as Chamberlain’s “peace” with Hitler was.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (GYlcL)

177 President Trump can't do worse than the boot locking Democrats who love Iran

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (ypFCm)

178 I sent a picture and a video in to KT/mishum for the weekend pet thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 08:59 PM (2UhKj)

Your camera was fast enough, or you caught him when he was moving at subsonic speeds?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

179 The cult like behavior here sometimes displayed is really fucked up.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 08:56 PM (GYlcL)

Really? Somebody echos your own thoughts and you call it "cult like" Very interesting.

Well not all that interesting because if Trump hadn't made this trip you would probably be complaining that he wasn't doing anything to lessen china's influence in the middle east.

How does it feel to be in the cult of "Trump is always wrong?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (89Sog)

180
Comey in handcuffs or it's still all roll-over-republicans.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (j4U/Z)

181 >>Can Trump facilitate that? Sure. That’s what the fucking CIA was once all about.

Who the fuck do you think put the mullahs in power in the first place?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)

182 Bin Salman looked at the choice between the Chinese and PDT and placed their bet. Why didn't those counties buy chink armaments?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (NVNRw)

183 Your camera was fast enough, or you caught him when he was moving at subsonic speeds?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

Wide shot at a gigantic dog park we have here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (2UhKj)

184 Cut the Iranian government from getting cash and you curb their power

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 09:03 PM (ypFCm)

185 Who the fuck do you think put the mullahs in power in the first place?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)
****************************************

Hello!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy at May 15, 2025 09:03 PM (5Kv9r)

186 All of Trump's proposals go through Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. Under the proposal on the table, delivered by the Trump administration, Iran can continue to enrich uranium. For civilian applications, you see. With a qualified "international verifications". Sound familiar? It should. ""It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you don’t stop."

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:03 PM (g47mK)

187 Breaking Brews: Transportation Secretary
Sean Duffy authorizes Africaners who move to Brown Town to rename MLK Ave anything they like.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic not Gumby at May 15, 2025 09:04 PM (PKT0z)

188 >>Hello!
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy

Nope. He bowed down to them but it was the CIA's regime change in Iran that brought he mullahs to power.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:04 PM (viF8m)

189 The Koran encourages and instructs moslems to fuck over the infidel at every opportunity- there are no rules

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:04 PM (AOsQT)

190 Really? Somebody echos your own thoughts and you call it "cult like" Very interesting.

Well not all that interesting because if Trump hadn't made this trip you would probably be complaining that he wasn't doing anything to lessen china's influence in the middle east.

How does it feel to be in the cult of "Trump is always wrong?
Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (89Sog)

JFC dude listen to yourself.

I agree with Trump probably 80% of the time. But if it’s not 100% I'm some dirty commie. That my friend is cult behavior.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:05 PM (GYlcL)

191 The cult like behavior here sometimes displayed is really fucked up.

I’m SO sorry we disappoint you.

Here, have a cup of Kool-Aid as a little peace offering.🥤

Posted by: kallisto at May 15, 2025 09:05 PM (Gp8EK)

192 CAR 1 WASH 1 2nd INT

it's do or die for the Caps

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:05 PM (AOsQT)

193 Maybe he just wanted to look them in the eyes. Could be that simple.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:05 PM (2UhKj)

194 The Koran encourages and instructs moslems to fuck over the infidel at every opportunity- there are no rules

==

none

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:06 PM (g47mK)

195 Some of us are cultists and a few of us are just pompous and Better Than Us.

Posted by: kallisto at May 15, 2025 09:06 PM (Gp8EK)

196 Oh fuck me international observers again? Lol. Did we take a time portal back to the late 90s?

Trump is in good company. He will have been swindled by the same people who swindled Clinton and Dubya and Obama.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:06 PM (GYlcL)

197 I have had the Four Tops stuck in my head all day. 'I'll be there.'

They were very shout-sing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:07 PM (2UhKj)

198 >The cult like behavior here sometimes displayed is really fucked up.
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that's awkward syntax
consider a rewrite

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT)

199 This was the most productive and successful trip to the Middle East by any President, ever.
Them’s just the facts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2025 09:07 PM (WtEb/)

200
"Peace" with the Mullahs is possible if they see it as a chance to buy time before their massive fucked up rule gets overthrown by Iranians.

Deceptive to everyone by their own scheming and not real, but at least a game they might see no other option of playing.

Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 09:07 PM (j4U/Z)

201 Cut the Iranian government from getting cash and you curb their power
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 09:03 PM (ypFCm)

does not look like it, complete lifting of sanctions is being offered by Trump right now

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:07 PM (g47mK)

202 To be fair, I do not think Obama was swindled- I think he wanted to serve them everything on a silver platter. He literally would be fine with Israel nuked off the map.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:08 PM (2UhKj)

203 I just hope in those secret negotiations, that the Iranian mullahs get the message, they got one more chance, then we release the Israeli Kraken.

Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2025 09:08 PM (cPGH3)

204 then we release the Israeli Kraken.
Posted by: MkY

Oh... and we'll supply all the ordnance they need.

Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2025 09:09 PM (cPGH3)

205 Obama was placing his bets on the shiites, in Egypt, Iraq, and of course Iran.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)

206 "I agree with Trump probably 80% of the time."

I'll be looking forward to you next comment that is 100% critical of Trump. I don't think you have it in you. Cultist rarely go against training.

How about that koolaid?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:10 PM (89Sog)

207 202 To be fair, I do not think Obama was swindled- I think he wanted to serve them everything on a silver platter. He literally would be fine with Israel nuked off the map.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:08 PM (2UhKj)

True.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:10 PM (GYlcL)

208 The cult like behavior displayed here is really fucked up. ('sometimes' is just awkward no matter where you put it.)

But I like busty redheads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:10 PM (2UhKj)

209 I'll be looking forward to you next comment that is 100% critical of Trump. I don't think you have it in you. Cultist rarely go against training.

How about that koolaid?
Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:10 PM (89Sog)

lol what? I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:11 PM (GYlcL)

210 boomers are into cults

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:11 PM (g47mK)

211 But signing a peace of paper? That’ll be worth as much as Chamberlain’s “peace” with Hitler was.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:01 PM (GYlcL)

Iran is not an easy problem to solve.
If it was, Reagan would've done it around 1986 or Bush in 2005 when they were puffing their chests high on the fumes from all of their windfall oil wealth with oil at well over $100 a barrel and going on a nuclear buying spree.

I already stated that the correct play is always to attempt a deal before hostilities commence if for no other reason to be able to point to the deal being broken before the first shots are fired.

Trump has stated numerous times that Iran can never be allowed to have nuclear weapons.

So why don't you allow him the courtesy to see what he can do diplomatically, before you get your wish and we risk a nuclear exchange in the Middle East, with the likely first target being Tel Aviv?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2025 09:12 PM (6ydKt)

212 "lol what? I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about."

Tell us something Trump has done that you agree with. It's not really that hard is it?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:14 PM (89Sog)

213 Trump’s Achilles heel is his “deals”. He loves the ceremonial aspect of signing. And he knows signing a deal with Iran will be yuuuge and luxurious.

He’s not alone in this. All leaders love that shit. Greatest photo ops possible.

But trusting Iran on anything is foolish. We expect Democrats and French and Germans to do this. I had higher hopes for Trump.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 15, 2025 09:14 PM (GYlcL)

214 Two pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea and some books by "Anne Rand" on the corner table.

Come and get 'em, we close for Cleaning and Stocking in 16 minutes.

Posted by: Miklos takes no Responsibility for loss of Personal Possessions at May 15, 2025 09:14 PM (t6ibK)

215 210 boomers are into cults
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:11 PM (g47mK)

--------

*sigh*

Boobs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (hY4dx)

216 >> I had higher hopes for Trump.

No you didn't moo moo.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

217 CAR 1 WASH 1 2nd INT
Posted by: Don Black

That reminds me, I should wash mine tomorrow.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

218 210 boomers are into cults
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:11 PM (g47mK)

Yep. Cult of Personality, Blue Oyster Cult, here a cult there a cult everywhere a cult cult.

Only the sexy people are into cults tho

Posted by: kallisto at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (Gp8EK)

219 boomers are into cults
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:11 PM (g47mK)

Trolling for scoggies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 09:17 PM (MxMl8)

220
No you didn't moo moo.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

--------

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:17 PM (hY4dx)

221 If you are not into Cults, then I feel so sad for you.
It means you got no game.

😒

Posted by: kallisto at May 15, 2025 09:18 PM (Gp8EK)

222 202 To be fair, I do not think Obama was swindled- I think he wanted to serve them everything on a silver platter. He literally would be fine with Israel nuked off the map.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2025 09:08 PM (2UhKj)
Plain to see ubama probably had more than one sugar daddy, and some of them had 'big' money.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 09:18 PM (LHPAg)

223 *sigh*

Boobs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (hY4dx)

no excuses!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:19 PM (g47mK)

224 6ydKt

Get a room

Or grocery cart sufficient for your Personal Possessions.

Liquandus in the blue tent will set you up, if not currently registered to vote.

Posted by: Not quite homeless n0r loony at May 15, 2025 09:20 PM (t6ibK)

225 Is this the ad hominem thread, or the circular firing squad thread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 09:21 PM (XeU6L)

226 Okay...this is marginally funny animal adjacent. The first 5 minutes had me literally LOLing.

https://youtu.be/OMzmRcIONfQ

First there was Cocaine Bear...then there was Crackoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2025 09:21 PM (Wnv9h)

227 runner, the Wahabi in KSA have been kneecaped .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (NVNRw)

228 Is this the ad hominem thread, or the circular firing squad thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 09:21 PM (XeU6L)

It's the "me grilling a steak" thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (MxMl8)

229 I think it would be fun to have a Scogg Spoof thread.

Remember when ace had us do haiku?

It could be like that, except the assignment is to write posts in the Style of Scogg, also giving oneself a Scogg-like handle.

The commentariat is pretty creative, I look forward to the results.

Posted by: kallisto at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (Gp8EK)

230 >>>Trump is not a warmonger, he's a tough & shrewed deal-maker. He wants peace, because war is bad for business.

Exactamundo. Trump sees war as a waste of resources that could be used to build stuff, in the US and around the world, not destroy stuff. Because he's a real estate guy, a builder. Not a life-long member of the Military-Industrial Complex.

Yet he wants a strong-as-hell military. To deter nations or crazy groups attacking us, destroying stuff and killing American troops and civilians. And if deterrence doesn't work to stop some nutjobs, to kick-ass and take names as swiftly as possible with extremely low or no American loss of life.

The long-entrenched post-WW2 military and diplomatic interests h@te him. He's working hard to end their corrupt money-making and destruction games.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (aBgBM)

231 Is this the ad hominem thread, or the circular firing squad thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Austerity comes for us all. The Ministry had to combine Arguments and Insults.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

232 *sigh*

Boobs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:16 PM (hY4dx)

no excuses!
Posted by: runner

Victory Tits is an Alex the Chick thing.

Zombie is known for photography but is an also-run in certain categories.

mark your time

Posted by: Aesthetically Inclined Miklos at May 15, 2025 09:23 PM (t6ibK)

233 the Wahabi in KSA have been kneecaped .
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (NVNRw)

sure. they stood in the way of MBS' 2030 vision; but...they are still tribal muslim arabs. they will fight each other at a drop of a hat. today they will lavish you with gifts , tomorrow cut your throat.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:25 PM (g47mK)

234 Is this the ad hominem thread, or the circular firing squad thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Ban that asshole.

*reloads*

*noise then silence*

Posted by: Ad Miklosinem was just getting the hang of this at May 15, 2025 09:26 PM (t6ibK)

235 >He wants peace, because war is bad for business.
----

"Blood is a big expense."

-Virgil Sollozzo

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:26 PM (AOsQT)

236 runner, the fundamentalist have no power in the KSA anymore. They have achieved Jehova Witness status.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:28 PM (NVNRw)

237 War is great for business!

--Military-Industrial Complex

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

238 It's the "me grilling a steak" thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

[ponders the bowl of cold gruel scheduled for dinner]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

239 Austerity comes for us all. The Ministry had to combine Arguments and Insults.
Posted by: mikeski

DOGE said fire everyone.

Judge Buddy said NO, but allowed consolidation.

Posted by: Miklos from the national Agency for Insults and Abuse at May 15, 2025 09:29 PM (t6ibK)

240 192 CAR 1 WASH 1 2nd INT

Not gonna lie - when I first saw that, I thought perhaps you had an unfortunate incident with your convertible top down....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 15, 2025 09:29 PM (SRRAx)

241 Yes...always dogs!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 15, 2025 09:30 PM (8nIhK)

242 >>runner, the fundamentalist have no power in the KSA anymore. They have achieved Jehova Witness status.

They keynote speaker at the Saudi business conference the other day was a woman.

That might not sound like a big deal but in SA it was a sea change.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2025 09:30 PM (viF8m)

243 ben had , with all respect, MBS is a fundamentalist

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

244 It's the "me grilling a steak" thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

[ponders the bowl of cold gruel scheduled for dinner]
Posted by: Mike Hammer

What did you learn in school today?

SHAAARINNG

Posted by: Miklos thinks Sharia too at May 15, 2025 09:31 PM (t6ibK)

245 runner, please educate me on that.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:31 PM (NVNRw)

246 192 CAR 1 WASH 1 2nd INT

Not gonna lie - when I first saw that, I thought perhaps you had an unfortunate incident with your convertible top down....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 15, 2025 09:29 PM (SRRAx)

Who won the Toronto - Florida game last night? Fla. was up by 4 when the satellite signal at the hotel pooped out due to a rainstorm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 09:31 PM (MxMl8)

247 208 The cult like behavior displayed here is really fucked up. ('sometimes' is just awkward no matter where you put it.)

But I like busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Crossbows!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 09:32 PM (6PUpl)

248 >Who won the Toronto - Florida game last night?
---

Leafs got stomped 6-1

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:33 PM (AOsQT)

249 I've been listening to The Cult quite a bit lately. Hell of a rock band!

youtu.be/xFal3KaVcR4

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 09:34 PM (6PUpl)

250
Miss Dot is loose in the house. She comes over to my chair. She won't leave until I pet her. But if I pet her she won't leave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 09:34 PM (QnmlO)

251 "I've been listening to The Cult quite a bit lately. Hell of a rock band!"

Fake nuuz. I've never seen any band at the meetings.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 15, 2025 09:35 PM (89Sog)

252 Two pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea and some books by "Anne Rand" on the corner table.

Come and get 'em, we close for Cleaning and Stocking in 16 minutes.
Posted by: Miklos takes no Responsibility for loss of Personal Possessions at May 15, 2025 09:14 PM (t6ibK)
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Only two pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea?

I'm gonna need more than that if I'm slogging through Ayn Rand...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2025 09:36 PM (GlyvH)

253 Miss Dot is loose in the house. She comes over to my chair. She won't leave until I pet her. But if I pet her she won't leave.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Girls Know Things

Posted by: Miss Dixie at May 15, 2025 09:36 PM (t6ibK)

254 [ponders the bowl of cold gruel scheduled for dinner]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

---------

You rich guys with your bowls of gruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:36 PM (hY4dx)

255 225 Is this the ad hominem thread, or the circular firing squad thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

The Ministry of Ad Hominem and the Ministry of the Circular Firing Squad. Failed Monty Python skit ideas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 09:37 PM (6PUpl)

256 Leafs got stomped 6-1
Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:33 PM (AOsQT)

Ties the series 3-3, I think. Next game is a must-win for both teams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 09:37 PM (MxMl8)

257 I've been listening to The Cult quite a bit lately. Hell of a rock band!

They're no glassy-eyed Borg automata.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2025 09:37 PM (s8j++)

258 Trump did far worst then this Comey guy.

Trump lyed to are Black Presdent and thats far worst then what the say that Comedy guy did.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattlebor, Vt at May 15, 2025 09:38 PM (FDlb9)

259 Hadrian, does Finn ever get house privileges?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:38 PM (NVNRw)

260 We had gravel and we were grateful for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:39 PM (hY4dx)

261 I love you Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:40 PM (hY4dx)

262 Caps on life support

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:41 PM (AOsQT)

263
Hadrian, does Finn ever get house privileges?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:38 PM (NVNRw)

_________

Sad to say, boys rarely are house guests. George was, briefly, because he was in training to be a house dog at his new home. The last one to be Permanent House Dog was Titan and that was 15 years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2025 09:42 PM (QnmlO)

264 We had gravel and we were grateful for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Rich bastards

Posted by: Miklos notes that South Carolinians are called "Sandlappers" at May 15, 2025 09:43 PM (t6ibK)

265 Ben Had, do you think a strict adherent of Islam and Mohammedan teaching is not a fundamentalist ? A man who lives by the quran and the sunnah ? Do you think you, as a woman, will be allowed to do go about as you please in Saudi?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:43 PM (g47mK)

266 230 >>>Trump is not a warmonger, he's a tough & shrewed deal-maker. He wants peace, because war is bad for business.

Exactamundo. Trump sees war as a waste of resources that could be used to build stuff, in the US and around the world, not destroy stuff. Because he's a real estate guy, a builder. Not a life-long member of the Military-Industrial Complex.

Yet he wants a strong-as-hell military. To deter nations or crazy groups attacking us, destroying stuff and killing American troops and civilians. And if deterrence doesn't work to stop some nutjobs, to kick-ass and take names as swiftly as possible with extremely low or no American loss of life.

The long-entrenched post-WW2 military and diplomatic interests h@te him. He's working hard to end their corrupt money-making and destruction games.
Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2025 09:22 PM (aBgBM)

Deterrence
Peace Through Strength
DIME
Power Projection
War as a last resort

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 15, 2025 09:44 PM (vm8sq)

267 I'm gonna need more than that if I'm slogging through Ayn Rand...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

=====

That feeling of not really reading, but being the target of a deranged lecture.

Not sure why that thought popped into my head as I scroll through this thread.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2025 09:44 PM (8AONa)

268 Caps are done
Canes advance

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)

269 They can run their country as they want, but let's not have any illusions. The reforms are welcome, still backward society and have a long way to go.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:45 PM (g47mK)

270 Only two pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea?

I'm gonna need more than that if I'm slogging through Ayn Rand...

I couldn't.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 09:45 PM (Dob0+)

271 BAIILEY --- looks so innocent!

https://tinyurl.com/mwcz6jdj

Posted by: Ciampino - THE CULPRIT at May 15, 2025 09:47 PM (sPQoU)

272 Caps on life support
Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2025 09:41 PM (AOsQT)

The Caps need fresh caps for their cap guns? Would that help?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2025 09:47 PM (VNX3d)

273 They're no glassy-eyed Borg automata.

Oh, you mean Polyphia?

Posted by: Speaking of at May 15, 2025 09:48 PM (TbWk/)

274 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sad to say, boys rarely are good house guests. Miklos was, briefly, because he was in training to be a house toy boy at the Double Wide. Impossible to house train.

Had to send him over to Marleen for a while.

It's all good now.

He learns, but ain't the smartest I've dealt with. Responds to Treats and Rewards pretty good though.

Posted by: Darleen even cleaned up, at first at May 15, 2025 09:49 PM (t6ibK)

275 runner, bin Salman allowed women to get drivers licenses.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:50 PM (NVNRw)

276 Has anyone seen Miklos lately ??

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:50 PM (g47mK)

277 I have had to see The Magnificent Seven 50 times, get sucked in every time

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 09:51 PM (ypFCm)

278 runner he was hete shortly ago

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2025 09:52 PM (ypFCm)

279 I was not allowed to go about as I pleased in Kuwait (cousins to the Saudis), and I thought we were there to keep the Iraqis from coming back.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2025 09:52 PM (LHPAg)

280 YASSS CANES!!!

great game!

very excited

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 15, 2025 09:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

281 276
Runner, try #274

Posted by: Ciampino - THE CULPRIT at May 15, 2025 09:53 PM (sPQoU)

282 I have had to see The Magnificent Seven 50 times, get sucked in every time

Its just about got it all.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 15, 2025 09:54 PM (Dob0+)

283 Miklos is good at hiding!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:55 PM (g47mK)

284 Ottawa Senators have a Roman or maybe Trojan helmet with plume as their logo. I always figured a row of hogs at the trough, heads down, asses up, would be more fitting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2025 09:55 PM (MxMl8)

285 I have had to see The Magnificent Seven 50 times, get sucked in every time
Posted by: Skip

Skip's Magnificent Seven Joists (in one day)

Posted by: Samurai joinery by Miklos-san at May 15, 2025 09:56 PM (t6ibK)

286 We are not getting the Redskins back, are we.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:56 PM (g47mK)

287 Attached is a picture of me at the beach on Lake Champlain.

I am looking for man to date that owns a donut factory.

My picture at the beach attached but does not fit on the screen , so you have to trust I look good in a Bikini...

Posted by: Mary Dipshit from idiotsboro, Vt at May 15, 2025 09:56 PM (A2iSa)

288 The team formerly known as the Hartford Whalers move on.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2025 09:56 PM (6PUpl)

289 We had gravel and we were grateful for it.
Posted by: Cicero
----

Ah. I thought perhaps you were envious of the bowls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 09:57 PM (XeU6L)

290 237 War is great for business!

--Military-Industrial Complex
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

Damn right! Planned obsolescence is for pussies!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 15, 2025 09:57 PM (pIfcn)

291 We barely have time to talk about the latest P-Diddy revelations!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2025 09:57 PM (g47mK)

292 Another fine cafe concluded.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thus ever at May 15, 2025 09:58 PM (0Es1u)

293 Oh, by the way my measurements are 67-55-72..

Posted by: Mary Dipshit from idiotsboro, Vt at May 15, 2025 09:58 PM (A2iSa)

294 Woof

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2025 09:59 PM (hY4dx)

295 Miklos is good at hiding!
Posted by: runner

He sold himself to the Pokemon people.

Hiding is part of the contract

Posted by: ungeolocated Pikachuklos at May 15, 2025 09:59 PM (t6ibK)

296 Every defense contractor in the US sported wood after the Saudi deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2025 09:59 PM (NVNRw)

297
Yet he wants a strong-as-hell military. To deter nations or crazy groups attacking us, destroying stuff and killing American troops and civilians. And if deterrence doesn't work to stop some nutjobs, to kick-ass and take names as swiftly as possible with extremely low or no American loss of life.
----------

Before he became political:

"Frankly, I want other countries to be scared to death of us. Not because we are belligerant, but because of the consequences of doing us harm" -- Colin Powell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2025 10:00 PM (XeU6L)

298 Nood ONT

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 15, 2025 10:03 PM (kOluj)

299 Every defense contractor in the US sported wood after the Saudi deal.
Posted by: Ben Had

*buys one (1) General Dynamics share*

Posted by: Miklos expects Dividends at May 15, 2025 10:04 PM (t6ibK)

300 180
Comey in handcuffs or it's still all roll-over-republicans.
Posted by: Auspex at May 15, 2025 09:02 PM (j4U/Z)

___________________

Apparently, Gretchen Whitmer did something similar back in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/z5xm3hh3

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2025 10:05 PM (dIske)

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