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Democrat-Media Party In Full Conspiracy to Blame Only Biden and His Six Closest Advisors for the Greatest Electoral Fraud Ever Perpetrated on the American People.

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Jake Tapper and all the Democrats he interviewed are sure of one thing: Only Biden and "Doctor" Jill Biden and his six top advisers are to blame for lying to the public since 2019 about Biden's obvious mental unfitness.

No currently-serving Democrat official is to blame -- not Elizabeth Warren, not Bernie Sanders, not Mark Kelley, not any of the Democrats who insisted, and in some cases continue insisting, that Biden was/is "sharp as a tack."

They were all just misled by Biden's staff, who "kept them at a distance"! They are blameless! None of them should be asked why they didn't raise objections to Biden being kept in a bubble, or wonder why it was necessary to keep him in that bubble!

And certainly neither Jake Tapper nor any of his fellow media gangsters can be blamed for repeatedly lying to the public and telling them that Biden was tip-top and that any claims to the contrary were Republican smears.

After all, they were told by Biden's staffers! Obviously if a politician's staffer tells you a self-serving story, you are obligated to believe it and insist that your audience believes it as well!

That's the same rule they apply to Trump, right? If Trump's people insist on a claim, the media just rolls over and says "Obviously Trump's people are telling the truth here." Right? That's the rule applied to Republicans, right?

Jake Tapper did not write this book to expose the lies -- he wrote this book to manufacture a new lie, one that protects all currently-serving Democrats and their media allies and pins all blame -- every drop of it-- to a group of eight people who have no further possible career in politics.

We were all misled, claim the people who misled the country for five years.


Senior Democrats have turned on Joe Biden in a bombshell new book claiming to expose the shocking full extent of his decline.

The book, by co-authors CNN anchor Jake Tapper and Axios correspondent Alex Thompson, also alleges the former president and his inner circle 'totally f***ed us' and handed the election to Donald Trump.

Exposing what they say was a concerted and long-term cover-up of Biden's failing powers, Tapper and Thompson say that in one disturbing incident the frail president allegedly failed to recognize legendary Hollywood mega-star George Clooney and 'was barely capable of stringing two sentences together' even before his grueling 2024 campaign began.

Due out in a few days, their book suggests that, despite repeated assurance from those close to him, Biden had been in cognitive decline since as far back as 2015.

Since 2015.

Which Republicans all spotted and talked about it.

Meanwhile, Jake Tapper, who's now trying to cash in, insisted that this was all a Republican cheapfake lie up until June 2024.


And that a 'Politburo' of trusted advisers, including Mike Donilon, Steve Ricchetti, and Bruce Reed, plus members of Biden's family, effectively aided him as he 'stole' the election from the Democrats and 'the American people' because of their selfish insistence that 'an addled old man' should stand again.

Just Biden, Jill Biden, Mike Donilon, Steve Ricchetti, Bruce Reed, Anita Dunn, and some of Biden's family, and absolutely no one else in the Democrat-Media Party were responsible for this grand deception.

The authors don't mince their words - and neither do the slew of furious Democrats who have contributed to the book, Original Sin: President Biden's Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again.

Every one of their words is minced. This is a new cover-up to replace the old cover-up, now that the old cover-up has been exposed and threatens to destroy the entire Democrat-Media Party.

The wound must be stanched. The bleeding must be cauterized. Blame must be affixed to seven people firmly and all others need to be defended and excused.


In one excoriating summary, Tapper and Thompson suggest the decision to push Biden to run for re-election in 2024 was 'shockingly narcissistic, self-delusional and reckless -- a desperate bet that went bust and part of a larger act of extended public deception that has few precedents...

'The decision to run again, the Original Sin of this president, led to a campaign of denial and gaslighting, leading directly to Donald Trump's return to power.'

So outraged are influential Democrats that a number have allowed their names to be used in the book, including David Plouffe, who managed Obama's successful 2008 campaign. 'We got so screwed by Biden as a party,' Plouffe is quoted as saying.

In one of the most shocking revelations, Biden was reportedly so impaired that he didn't recognize Clooney at a star-studded June 2024 Democratic fundraiser in Los Angeles, the book says, claiming it left the actor 'shaken to his core.'

'It was obvious to many standing there that the president did not know who George Clooney was,' the authors write.

In fairness, I don't recognize him either. He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.

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Another Hollywood VIP guest reportedly said: 'It was like watching someone who was not alive. It was so awful.'

...

In another passage of this new book, Tapper and Thompson describe how in June 2023, former president Barack Obama allegedly visited Biden to 'kick the tires.'

He told Biden that Trump would be formidable and left Biden with a warning.

'Just make sure you can win the race,' he said.

...

From production trickery during filmed appearances, to severely limited work periods for the ageing president, the book also reveals the extraordinary measures taken to prevent the public - and the rest of the Democratic Party - from seeing what they say was the true scale of Biden's infirmity.

At 82, Biden was already the oldest president in the history of the republic when he finished his term in office.

When the White House aides filmed his appearances, they would use more than one camera, allowing 'jump cuts' (switching from one view to another) to obscure his stumbles, according to the book.

But the president's issues weren't a recent development. The authors claim that by 2020, during Biden's first campaign, he already could no longer follow conversations and a special team was hired to edit his verbal stumbles out of campaign ads.

The authors say he had trouble recording even mundane thoughts without fluffing his lines.

'Biden often couldn't make it through one or two minutes without botching a line or two,' one source says.

I reported all of these things. So did the coblogs. So did the commenters.

But Jake Tapper now wants a million dollars for reporting what better reporters -- pretty much everyone else in the world -- reported five years ago.

Original Sin says that from January 1, 2023 to April 27, 2024, the president had undertaken only four public events before 10.00 am.

How many times did we point out that Biden did all of his photo ops between 11 am and 4pm?

That's why we called him Sundown -- because people with dementia begin getting fuzzy around sundown.

But Jake Tapper, Super-Reporter, is just getting around to reporting this now.

All of this was available to be reported years ago. You don't need "Democrat staffers suddenly telling the truth" to just check Biden's f***ing daily schedule, which is and was published every day.


One prominent Democratic strategist who once publicly defended Biden is quoted saying that the former president 'stole' the election from the American people.

Another leading Democrat had been assured that the president was 'fine', but when he met Biden in person, he found the First Lady, Jill Biden, was finishing some thoughts for him.

'He was clearly not f***ing fine,' this source tells the authors.

We all saw this. Some of us reported it. Some of us covered up.

And of course the people who covered it up are now being showered with cash and praise.


Biden/Harris campaign strategist David Pfloufle is emphatic -- none of this was my fault, it was all Biden!


"Trying to defeat Donald Trump in just 107 days was a 'f***ing nightmare,' admits Harris campaign adviser David Plouffe," in a new report (no link, alas) shared by Steve Guest on X this morning. Plouffe blamed Biden for clinging to power too long, leaving Harris too little time to mount an effective campaign: "He totally f***ed us."

But Concha argued that Plouffe "helped run a patently horrible campaign, and of course to save his own skin, passes the buck." He rattled off a brutal list of missteps, including skipping the Al Smith dinner, ignoring Joe Rogan, tapping Tim Walz, and cozying up to Liz Cheney.

When Concha puts it like that, Plouffe looks pretty bad, doesn't he?

The thing is, Concha is entirely correct that Plouffe's decisions on Al Smith, Rogan, Walz, and Cheney all led to disaster. What Concha misses is that, as bad as those choices were, the alternatives were worse.

He notes that putting Biden on Rogan would have been a disaster. See the article for that.

Most amusing was Pfloufle's call on the "masculine" Tim Walz.


I saved Walz for last because he's the funniest example of Plouffe's dilemma.

Harris needed a white male for "balance," preferably someone with executive experience and the ability to deliver a swing state. That left her with Walz or Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro. Shapiro would have been the better choice -- popular, sharp, and governor of a crucial swing state. But Harris couldn't afford to alienate the "River to the Sea" crowd, and that made Shapiro's Jewishness a political liability.

So it had to be Walz.

I'll never quit laughing at Gov. Jazz Hands getting the veep nod because he could bring "masculinity" to the ticket.

In case you didn't see it: Roll the tape of Jake the Fake's "coverage" of Biden's dementia, when it was actually a central political question that would greatly impact the Democrats' chances of winning in 2024:

Biden's assistant press secretary Andrew Bates cited this NBC report for the claim that all videos of Biden stumbling or slurring were "cheapfakes."

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In all likelihood, he planted this story so he could then cite it as an "independent fact-check" against claims of Biden being mentally unfit.

Posted by: Ace at 05:49 PM




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1 81 million, yall

Posted by: NCKate at May 13, 2025 05:50 PM (JbjiF)

2 I wonder what the point of all of this is?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 05:50 PM (l3YAf)

3 > I'll never quit laughing at Gov. Jazz Hands getting the veep nod because he could bring "masculinity" to the ticket.

Even Mayor Pete would have been better in that regard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2025 05:51 PM (W5ArC)

4 Willowed:

317
I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And boys, they wanna have fucks
Oh boys just wanna have fucks

The phone rings, in the middle of the night
My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear, you know I'm still your son
But boys, they wanna have fucks
Oh boys just wanna fucks

That's all they really want
Some fucks
When the workin' day is done
Oh boys, they wanna have fucks
Oh boys just wanna have fucks (boys, they want)
(Wanna have fucks, boys)
(Wanna have)

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Cyndi Lauper and David Hogg Overdrive at May 13, 2025 05:52 PM (iJfKG)

5 This is precisely why I say that Ignorance + Arrogance often has the same effect as malevolence.

Just view the 2020 lockdown, for example.

Posted by: Golden Earing at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (krQz2)

6 I guess Biden’s mental fitness was never really the issue. The issue was the Regime. And they needed people to ignore the evidence of their wyes and ears, and it worked on about half the country.

Now the NPCs are downloading a new update, which is “Sure, he was mentally unfit, but this was kept a secret from the Regime. The Regime is still in control.”

Then they’ll move onto the next hoax.

It will work on about half the population.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (l3YAf)

7 Quick, book another appearance for FJB on The View. That should make things better.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (Vyll1)

8 Have Jake Tapper's pants caught on fire yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (a4NoL)

9 Is Jake Tapper's nose visibly longer now?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:54 PM (a4NoL)

10 The campaign that wasn't a campaign did not net 80 million votes. I will never believe Biden won that election.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2025 05:54 PM (n2swS)

11 Capt. ‘Sully’ Sullenberger: Like Joe Biden, I Once Stuttered, Too. I Dare You to Mock Me.
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Lol. Nobody would need to mock Sullenberger. He demonstrated peak competence, not the reverse.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

12 There is nothing wrong with my mental capacity.

I am ready and willing to manage the Montreal Expos again to the Stanley Cup that is scheduled for April 2025 in Gaza City.

Posted by: Joe Bribum at May 13, 2025 05:55 PM (6Zxan)

13 I'll never quit laughing at Gov. Jazz Hands getting the veep nod because he could bring "masculinity" to the ticket.
Posted by Ace

It was the tampon ear rings that really lit up the libs for Walz!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2025 05:55 PM (iqo6D)

14 I don't understand the point of this campaign. Everyone and I do mean everyone knew Biden's brain was broke during the 2020 campaign. It was obvious.

So what are Tapper and crew trying to tell us, they were too stupid to see what everyone with a tv could plainly see? I don't see how that makes Biden look worse than he already does and it definitely makes Tapper and his ilk look worse. They aren't just corrupt, they're stupid. Super.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m)

15 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 13, 2025 05:55 PM (ldAm9)

16 Biden never stuttered when he was trashing conservatives. Only when he was lying his ass off.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:56 PM (a4NoL)

17 I'm disappointed both that Captain Sullenberger attended a fundraiser for Biden and that he thinks that this is primarily about Biden stuttering.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2025 05:56 PM (42Vb+)

18 "How do we get Biden to just go away already?"

"Let's go full bore on how we suck as journalists and make everyone talk about him and us both sucking!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2025 05:56 PM (yvnLa)

19 These people, the media shits and the political shits, are more concerned with their reputations than anything to do with the truth.

Their value decreases exponentially with the revelations that they hid, or otherwise dismissed the fact that *biden was and empty husk.

And they'll fight that battle, tooth and nail because it's all they've got.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2025 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)

20 Never heard that son of a bitch stutter when he was trashing Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:57 PM (a4NoL)

21
If the Dims (and Reps) as well were really serious,

they would demand these 6 be charged, tried, and hanged for for running an illegal/unConstitutional coup against the American people.

Not one of those folk had any business at all running this nation.

I suppose Dr Jill would have to be thrown into the3 mix as well.

As horrible as she would've been, Kamala Harris should've been Preezy and restored American goodwill with a Blowjob Initiative around the globe.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2025 05:57 PM (iJfKG)

22 This is funny because the new cover up is drawing more attention to the story and to the media's bias. Another version of the Streisand effect.

Posted by: Dave at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (sbsMc)

23 Biden never stuttered when he was issuing threats to foreign folks buying his influence. Not once.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (a4NoL)

24 It will work on about half the population.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 05:53 PM (l3YAf)

Not really. We are all news junkies here, but I don't think we really appreciate how many people have completely dropped out of following any media on a regular basis - in my personal experience, I would say 75% - 80% of the people I know pay any attention to "news" anymore, they don't trust it and think it's irrelevant. Now maybe the Dem's tricks will work on half of the people who do follow the media, but I think now that only gets them about 10% of the population.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (uWKK8)

25 2020 was the worst electoral fraud in US history, frankly it was a coup. And they bragged about it and the people who bragged about it (in Time magazine. no less) are still sucking oxygen.

For some reason.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (xcxpd)

26 i just added a great tweet by Jake Tapper at the top of the post.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (KRtlO)

27 Just saw that the Dems are blaming the entire Biden run for their ills.

This is how low they are. Biden was the strongest candidate on their docket (it *hurts* me to say that). They practically drafted him into the national campaign.

And now it's like "If it hadn't been being sidetracked by Biden...".

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

28 What is this I see about Chuck Schumer delaying DOJ nominees over the fake “gifted jet” bullshit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (W2Pud)

29 Some people in the media claimed Obama stuttered as well
Mind you his was an intellectual stuttered, caused by having a brain too fast for his mouth.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 13, 2025 05:59 PM (kTd/k)

30 Has it been confirmed that all of the MSM "journalists" fed questions to Biden and his staff prior to press conferences?

If that has been confirmed, then the MSM are all complicit in the cover up!

Further, if you feed the Democrats the questions, but don't feed Trump (or other Republicans) the questions, then you are a partisan hack, and are deliberately lying (by omission) to hide your partisan bias.

Can any Morons confirm the planting of questions?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2025 05:59 PM (HlyYF)

31 I wish I didn't know who Clooney is either.

Posted by: PG at May 13, 2025 05:59 PM (afPT4)

32 "'It was obvious to many standing there that the president did not know who George Clooney was,' the authors write.

In fairness, I don't recognize him either. He now looks like Count Chocula Who Got The AIDS."

Classic Ace.
LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2025 05:59 PM (xcxpd)

33 2020 was the worst electoral fraud in US history, frankly it was a coup. And they bragged about it and the people who bragged about it (in Time magazine. no less) are still sucking oxygen.

For some reason.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (xcxpd)
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Joe bragged about how it was the greatest voter fraud machine in history.

But, that was a stutter, supposedly.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:00 PM (krQz2)

34 >> I don't understand the point of this campaign.

Modified limited hangout. Admit to the hoax to muddy the waters.

They usually do this just before a new hoax drops. Like, nobody really cared about Biden and his dementia. It was always evident and Biden became a non-entity when he dropped out of the race.

So why wheel out his corpse now? Why bring up the non-scandal of his dementia now?

Must be a new psyop.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 06:00 PM (l3YAf)

35 i just added a great tweet by Jake Tapper at the top of the post.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (KRtlO)
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Yeah, Fapper was front and center of the 25th-amendment push in the media for Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:01 PM (krQz2)

36
Don't ever let Fake News tell you "they didn't know."
They were ALL in on the gaslighting:

https://is.gd/1HGQZV

Posted by: fake tapper at May 13, 2025 06:01 PM (Urkkq)

37 Gabbard fired Mike Collins, who was serving as the acting chair of the National Intelligence Council, and his deputy, Maria Langan-Riekhof, Tuesday, senior intelligence officials told Fox News Digital.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2025 06:02 PM (rUktj)

38 To be fair to FJB, I can see how El Alamein, Egypt could be confused with El Paso, Texas.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2025 06:02 PM (Vyll1)

39 There could be a good movie made about this

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 13, 2025 06:02 PM (kTd/k)

40 effectively aided him as he 'stole' the election from the Democrats
________________

Wait ... WUT?? He stole the election FROM the Democrats? So they're the victims here?

Try "he stole the election FOR the Democrats."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2025 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

41 I looked into Clooney, and it's rather amazing why he's now so important in Dem fundraising circles. His wife Amal is actually part of a large Lebanese trading family, and through her family connections the Clooney's have become the conduit for hundreds of millions of dollars in so-called "dark money" flowing into US political coffers from middle east power brokers. (some of these families have more wealth and power than most of the countries in the region)
Amal was their telegenic legal representative here, and I think Clooney was selected by her to be the Handsome Face they wanted as a front man for their operations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2025 06:03 PM (uWKK8)

42 Remember, the House GOP never tried to impeach Biden over his “stutter.”

On his way out the door, four-eyed pigfucker Mike Johnson was like “Well, shucks, I don’t think Biden knew what was going on!” After working with him for over a year, and ling after it had ceased to matter.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 06:03 PM (l3YAf)

43 That's the same rule they apply to Trump, right?

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I'm old enough to remember shrinks with stripper names like Brandy X. Lee regularly, publicly, & remotely being invited onto the MDM-MSM Propaganda Mills to -- in a major breach of professional ethics -- diagnose Trump with dementia as well as a myriad of additional Hitlerian mental illnesses during his first term, ensuring us that we were all going to die as a result!

Good times, good times ... lol gf commie scum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:03 PM (6SZ3K)

44 Blame Only Biden and His Six Closest Advisors
.......

The Expendables

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

45 Weren't some of those claims that Joe was "sharp as ever" claims that the public didn't see the detail behind the scenes.

How then can you claim that YOU didn't see the detail behind the scenes and were only going off what a lackey said?!

I think Morning Ho even said, "Sharp as I've ever seen him", or words that would carry the connotation of personal experience.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (krQz2)

46 Just saw that the Dems are blaming the entire Biden run for their ills.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)


It's Snowball's fault.

It's Trotsky's fault.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (D7oie)

47 38 To be fair to FJB, I can see how El Alamein, Egypt could be confused with El Paso, Texas.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2025 06:02 PM (Vyll1)

Joe said they both start with the letter L.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (uWKK8)

48 The claim of Biden’s “stutter” is a big one because Joe was in the public for 50 years and never spoke with a stutter. It was an obvious lie that Tapper repeated without qualification.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (qecxw)

49 They aren't just corrupt, they're stupid. Super.
Posted by: JackStraw

The grifters need to pay off their troops somehow... Book deals!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (iqo6D)

50 PARDON THE PUDDING, FAT!

Posted by: Preznit Joey at May 13, 2025 06:04 PM (t6ibK)

51 39 There could be a good movie made about this

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 13, 2025 06:02 PM


Reverse Forrest Gump

Where the main character screws up everything he touches due to his complete lack of awareness.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM (HlyYF)

52 That's a pretty long-winded way of saying "you can't hate the media enough."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM (XMwZJ)

53 What is this I see about Chuck Schumer delaying DOJ nominees over the fake “gifted jet” bullshit?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (W2Pud)

Our hands are tied!

Posted by: Senate GOP at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

54 There's an armadillo digging up our yard that has more integrity than Jake.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

55 Why do I keep going around in circles?


Shut up, Joey, or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at May 13, 2025 06:06 PM (t6ibK)

56 What I want to know is: how did Biden fool Joe Scarborough? Scarborough said he met with and spoke to Biden frequently, so it wasnt deception and lies through advisors. And, as a "journalist", Scarborough wouldn't LIE to the American people...so how did Biden come off so well for Scarborough, but not anyone else publicly? Let's review the comments again, from March 2024:

"I’ve said it for years now, he’s cogent. But I undersold him when I said he was cogent. He’s far beyond cogent.”

"Start your tape right now because I’m about to tell you the truth. And f*** you if you can’t handle the truth. This version of Biden, intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Not a close second. And I’ve known him for years. … If it weren’t the truth, I wouldn’t say it."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2025 06:06 PM (ycI94)

57 *HONK*snif snif*HONK*snif

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at May 13, 2025 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

58 In fairness, I don't recognize him either. He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.

Ozempic face... He is uglier now!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2025 06:07 PM (iqo6D)

59 Wow, that’s George Clooney? Looks like photoshopped Steve Buscemi. I doubt I would have recognized him either.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 13, 2025 06:07 PM (8f/4T)

60 54 There's an armadillo digging up our yard that has more integrity than Jake.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM


I hate those bastards for all of their destruction, and shoot them at every opportunity.

(You can decide for yourself the objects of my ire.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2025 06:07 PM (HlyYF)

61 They said the same dumb shit after Hillary lost, but still hoist up Hillary every few months to start a mean tweet campaign.

They'll use biden whenever they need some hard talk and they'll pretend they never said bad shit about him.

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at May 13, 2025 06:08 PM (vqqYg)

62 Since 2015.
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Wasn't he driving a nitro truck through the Appalachians back then?

Or was it teaching Constitutional Law at Penn?

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:08 PM (krQz2)

63 And fuck Sully . He was a hero for just doing his job.


The Left always always play the victim . Freaking Obama was elected President twice and he and his wife act like they are victimized daily by racism.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (VofaG)

64 My (really sole remaining) leftwing friend Erin, when I asked her WHO was running the Presidency for the last four years, replied earnestly, "His staffers; they were doing the best that they could." (!!)

She sees nothing wrong with this.

She also believes, fervently, that "Trump really Didn't win the popular vote. Because they don't count the Independents in that."

I asked her who she was watching that claimed this, and she replied indignantly that she doesn't watch CNN. MSNBC maybe?

Erin also blasted me for voting for a "rapist-Nahzee-destroyer of women's rights." Needless to say, she's been in Time Out since the election.

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (Epeb0)

65 So, Jake Tapper still isn't, er, tapped out on his chutzpah. With libs, it seems to be a self-replicating personality trait. Take a swipe at the complacent self-confidence, and it just grows back, like a new tail on a lizard.

Posted by: Paco at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (mADJX)

66 What they can't or won't admit is that Trump beat them like rented mules and fucked up their grand plans to rape us dry for the second time. They don't want to give him that credit or momentum.

When was the last time you heard that Trump was shot. You think if God forbid that happened to someone like Obama, let alone by a political opponent, they would ever once shut the fuck about it for the rest of your life?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (E0p3T)

67 Ok, if the "staffers" were deceiving them, why did they all agree to submit their questions to Biden in advance?

None of them have admitted they agreed to that.
None of them reported that Biden was reading the answer from que cards.

Oh, and none of them ever reported on the giant 10 by 6 foot teleprompter set dead-center in the room--all of them carefully staging and cropping their photos so we didn't see he read a script for EVERYTHING.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (NwfFc)

68 Due out in a few days, their book suggests that, despite repeated assurance from those close to him, Biden had been in cognitive decline since as far back as 2015.
***

That's a typo. It should read 1915.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:10 PM (lCppi)

69 That's a pretty long-winded way of saying "you can't hate the media enough."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM (XMwZJ)
---
There may be an asymptote but I'm pretty sure I'm in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

70 Remember when Pedo Joe had note cards with the photo and names of the reporters with questions and the answers? And he still F'd it up.

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 13, 2025 06:10 PM (dLmtu)

71 Our hands are tied!
Posted by: Senate GOP at May 13, 2025 06:05 PM

Because you've been very, very naughty....

*cracks whip*

Posted by: DOCTOR! Jill in fishnets and leather at May 13, 2025 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)

72 "I got hairy legs!!!!"

-The best version of Biden ever in 2019

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (E0p3T)

73
"biden's stiffened gait" is the new biden's fake stutter

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (Urkkq)

74 Just Biden, Jill Biden, Mike Donilon, Steve Ricchetti, Bruce Reed, Anita Dunn, and some of Biden's family, and absolutely no one else in the Democrat-Media Party were responsible for this grand deception.

----------------

Commander the German Shepherd -- a victim of frequent White House showering and rape by F. Joe -- was also in the know and tried to bark, bite, & act out before finally being silenced.

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (1/S7B)

75 Biden only had a dementia stutter.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (VofaG)

76 Hey check it out- they're gonna impeach Trump again!

https://tinyurl.com/3dwcuc9f

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (AOsQT)

77 Damn! George Clooney looks like Sean Connery's worst hangover EVER?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 13, 2025 06:11 PM (hripp)

78
btw, a week from today, biden will be exactly 82.5

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:12 PM (Urkkq)

79 After all, they were told by Biden's staffers! Obviously if a politician's staffer tells you a self-serving story, you are obligated to believe it and insist that your audience believes it as well!
_______
Well, that IS the standard they used to check whether the Haitians were eating pets. So I guess they are consistent.

When can we punish them?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2025 06:12 PM (1bNHn)

80 Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.

the Pulitzer is no longer up for grabs.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 13, 2025 06:12 PM (fcDpY)

81 DON'T BE MESSIN WIT MY HOMIE

Posted by: the Legendary Cornpop at May 13, 2025 06:12 PM (t6ibK)

82 Amazing to watch how fast the Usual Gang of Idiots Media goes from 'New FDR' to 'Code DNR' on poor Joey 'Bye-Bye' Biden.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 13, 2025 06:13 PM (Ft5W9)

83
We saw the simple truth about senile Biden and his saturated diaper. But they denied the obvious. So the story now is that most were fooled like gullible children, and the rest were actually in on it.

And should believe the same group when they insist that a stolen 2020 election is an absurd impossibility. They deny the obvious again.

Maybe this only looks like abject idiocy because the left does not currently control the media narrative and the government any more, and they can't adjust. If they were still in charge, it would actually be good enough. Come to think of it, far too much of the public is still falling for it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2025 06:13 PM (uz6ub)

84 Hilarious! Trump's walk down a ramp was evidence of a "health issue", but Biden's multiple tumbles were, what, geriatric gymnastics?

Posted by: Paco at May 13, 2025 06:13 PM (mADJX)

85 *fiddles with tie in frustration"

Well Joe, this is another fine mess you've gotten me in to.

Posted by: Jake "Oliver Hardy" Tapper at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (Aqu9a)

86 "...needed a white male..."

I read that as "white whale"...

*Rubs glasses lens*

Posted by: ju at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (vgX6l)

87 "biden's stiffened gait" is the new biden's fake stutter
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate

Rigor mortis strikes deep!?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (iqo6D)

88 84
People who live in glass houses shouldn't be the first to throw stones

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (ZXfDA)

89 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:09 PM (NwfFc)

And all the edited video just fell out of the cameras when the media weren't looking. For YEARS.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (E0p3T)

90 Every one of their words is minced. This is a new cover-up to replace the old cover-up, now that the old cover-up has been exposed and threatens to destroy the entire Democrat-Media Party.

---------------

OUT: Limited Hangout.
IN: Limited Wangout.

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM (1/S7B)

91
George Clooney's got that lean and hungry look of a serial killer forced to retire cuz he's gotten too old and feeble to strangle his victims and now they just laugh at him.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

92 Amazing take by Tapper " I wasn't complicit, I was stupid" . No Jake you were complicit and stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM (2ZThz)

93 The Curious Case of the Incurious Press

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM (lCppi)

94 Biden only had a dementia stutter.

Posted by: polynikes




Biden's brain rotting = dementia stutter

Kamala rambling incoherently = nutter stutter
(talkin' with a full mouth)

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (144I4)

95 Nobody will ever be punished for this. Not for the Steal, or the fake presidency, or the cover-up.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (l3YAf)

96 Jaysus Plouffe, you shot the guy in his head and he STILL whipped your ass...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (hripp)

97 Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh, how I wish he'd go away....

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (Epeb0)

98 Biden's multiple tumbles were, what, geriatric gymnastics?
Posted by: Paco

Tai-Chi

Posted by: Jo Bai-den at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (t6ibK)

99
Fake News also covered up/Lied for bill clinton's ugly wife when, in the Summer of 2016, she collapsed and her SS detail quickly threw her limp husk into the back of van like a sack of potatoes!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (Urkkq)

100
I saw Biden's Stiffened Gait open for Stiff Little Fingers at the Mudd Club in '77.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (iJfKG)

101 84
People who live in glass houses shouldn't be the first to throw stones
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM


If irony were kale, Piper would be in smoothies for a year.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)

102 Wrong monster. He looks like Frankensteins Monster who has had all the scarring surgically removed.

That's the pallor of a corpse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (/NTLN)

103 Amazing take by Tapper " I wasn't complicit, I was stupid" . No Jake you were complicit and stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM (2ZThz)

It was a STUTTER!!! He's a STUTTERER!!!

Jake "George Costanza" Tapper.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (lCppi)

104 Just more of the mental illness of the Left on display. History only starts yesterday for them unless they want to make up history to fit their agenda.

Their lack of self awareness and lack of shame when it’s pointed out to them is off the narcissism scale.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (VofaG)

105 I really hate to believe that Capt. Sullenberger is a Democrat.

Ugh.

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 06:18 PM (Epeb0)

106 Nobody will ever be punished for this. Not for the Steal, or the fake presidency, or the cover-up.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 13, 2025 06:16 PM (l3YAf)

What about conspiring with our enemy to kill millions of people with an engineered bioweapon because Trump was winning too much and looked like he was sailing to reelection? Will people at least suffer for that?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:18 PM (E0p3T)

107 Kale will clean you out. Dear Lord, colonoscopy prep was more gentle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 06:18 PM (/NTLN)

108 You know who else stuttered?

-P-P-Po-Po-Por-Pork-Porky-P-P-Pig

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2025 06:18 PM (LHPAg)

109 Biden tripping and the song I'LL TUMBLE FOR YOU

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 13, 2025 06:18 PM (wGqjj)

110 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (ZXfDA)

What does that even mean in reference to the post you cited?

I supposed we could do an evening of aphorisms u related to the thread:

A penny saved is a penny earned

Slow and steady wins the race

Etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (Rbr1h)

111 The Curious Case of the Incurious Press
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:15 PM

But, Holmes...the press did nothing in the night.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (Wnv9h)

112 I'd be interested in knowing what " *bidens 'closest advisors" were grifting off of during his reign of error.

Maybe seize some bank accounts Bondi. It's not like you're pressed at this time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

113 My butt's been wiped! - July 26, 2021

Posted by: Stuttering Joe at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (Aqu9a)

114 George Clooney as HIVan the Terrible Looking

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (SATZE)

115
Remember that?

hitlery clinton "fainted" and Fake News was, like, This Is Fine.

Yep, nothing unusual for two goverment men in dark suits to pick up the Democrat party presidential nominee and throw her through a side door in a van like she was a bale of hay and then literally PEEL OUT and speed off. Totally normal.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (Urkkq)

116 BREAKING

Biden's Secret Service detail excludes swimming pool from security perimeter after "Unpleasant incidents resulting in trauma to Agents"

Posted by: MiklosWatch at May 13, 2025 06:19 PM (t6ibK)

117 110- "unrelated" to the thread

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2025 06:20 PM (Rbr1h)

118
Fake News spent more time on the the color of President Trump's suit at the fake pope's funeral than they did in 2016 when hitlery clinton passed out and was tossed in a van.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (Urkkq)

119 I really hate to believe that Capt. Sullenberger is a Democrat.

Ugh.
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The hell with his stutter, I'll make fun of him for being politically stupid.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)

120 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 13, 2025 06:14 PM (ZXfDA

You live in a basement. And throw tantrums. And occasionally your poo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (VofaG)

121 One thing about throwing these guys under the bus is, maybe they didn't agree to be thrown under the bus?

IDK.

They probably did. "Lie back and think of the Party" and all that.
I mean, they're all whores who'd sell their own mothers into slavery if it meant a 6 figure job.

Who was AutoPen?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (NwfFc)

122 So are they saying that Jen Psaki knew all along? Because she did.

How many references were there back in the 2020 election campaign about the Biden campaign calling "lids" nearly every day for Sundown Joe? They seemed to happen daily. But no one knew!!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (yT7Wa)

123 Democrats thrive on coverups. The only reason people mistake Jim Jones for something like a Christian minister is that they have revised his story to emphasize the similarities and not to tell you that he was flat out a atheist commie narcissist who created a cult of personality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

124 If anyone gets his ass handed to him in the Dem party for this mess I really hope it's Plouffe. A snotty, arrogant smarmy little prick who helped get that fraud Barky in office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (2ZThz)

125 I really hate to believe that Capt. Sullenberger is a Democrat.

Ugh.
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The hell with his stutter, I'll make fun of him for being politically stupid.
Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)

That came out shortly after the Hudson landing.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (VofaG)

126 Joe Biden had a stutter? I've been following national politics since 1976. The first I ever heard about FJB having a childhood stutter was a couple years ago when the White House Joe Charade Cabal, aided by the MEDIA, told us Joe couldn't string two complete sentences together because of his Lifelong Stutter.

Did Jake Fapper and his cover-up buddies fact-check the Joe Stutters Claim when it was produced as an excuse for Joe? Over to you Fapper, F. Chuck Todd, Margaret Brennan, David Muir, Chrissy Hayes...

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM (aBgBM)

127 One thing about throwing these guys under the bus is, maybe they didn't agree to be thrown under the bus?
---
Perhaps they don't identify as being under the bus?

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

128 In fairness, I don't recognize him either. He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.

---------------

Did he break free from one of Teresa Heinz Kerry's stables?

I'm pretty sure that he lost to Man o' War in the 1920 Preakness ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM (yJIM4)

129 Joe will go out with a bang, not the expected whimper. I see him and his detail entering a Wilmington business, Joe tripping over a display, using the N word, having an incontinence episode and sniffing a passing little girl's hair. Just Joe being Joe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM (gm9Sb)

130 Alias was a decent show until they made Sydney a whore in the later seasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM (/NTLN)

131 I really hope it's Plouffe. A snotty, arrogant smarmy little prick who helped get that fraud Barky in office
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yeah

THAT GUY

Posted by: David Axelrod at May 13, 2025 06:23 PM (t6ibK)

132 What about conspiring with our enemy to kill millions of people with an engineered bioweapon because Trump was winning too much and looked like he was sailing to reelection? Will people at least suffer for that?
---------
No. And "our" side with our precious constitution and our right to free speech and our right to freedom of assembly and our 2nd amendment so we can "enforce the others" rolled right along with the lockdowns. Liquor stores and weed shops were allowed to remain open, but churches and parks were closed, and "our" side did virtually nothing about it for a very, very, long time.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (TN0g+)

133 I really hate to believe that Capt. Sullenberger is a Democrat.

Ugh.
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The hell with his stutter, I'll make fun of him for being politically stupid.
Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)

That came out shortly after the Hudson landing.
Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (VofaG)

No relation.

Posted by: Private Hudson, Hero, Went Down Firing at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (Aqu9a)

134 Clooney is 64 and looked that age when he had gray hair . He's on Broadway in a play about Edward R Murrow and dyed his hair. He does look like crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (2ZThz)

135 But Jake Tapper now wants a million dollars for reporting what better reporters -- pretty much everyone else in the world -- reported five years ago.

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You misspelled "at least ten years ago."

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (yJIM4)

136 If anyone gets his ass handed to him in the Dem party for this mess I really hope it's Plouffe. A snotty, arrogant smarmy little prick who helped get that fraud Barky in office
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (2ZThz)
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That's the same guy who, after the US elected Trump to office was talking about they had to make sure that "his kind would never rise again".

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)

137 Sullenberger really said that?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025 06:25 PM (/Ghsb)

138
Jake Tapper is simply trying to mitigate the upcoming pain from, and provide much psychological salve for, the chief lesson to be learned from the disasters collectively promulgated during l'affaire Biden:

"The Dildo of Consequences seldom comes lubed."

Posted by: Arbalest at May 13, 2025 06:25 PM (FlRtG)

139 Look... everyone who worked in the White House knew what *biden's mental state was.

Everyone.

Start there. Work up to the top or work to the bottom. It doesn't matter. Just squeeze them. It's not hard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2025 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

140 I supposed we could do an evening of aphorisms u related to the thread:

A penny saved is a penny earned

Slow and steady wins the race

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Yard by yard, life is hard. Inch by inch, it's a cinch.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

141
I'm reminded of the episode of Rome where Caesar is in Egypt.

Eunuch pointing at another eunuch: It wasn't me. It was him! HE led Pharoah astray!

*both eunuchs get their heads lopped off and impaled on pikes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2025 06:26 PM (y9nCu)

142 Da fuq happened to Danny Ocean?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 13, 2025 06:26 PM (d4dD2)

143 How many references were there back in the 2020 election campaign about the Biden campaign calling "lids" nearly every day for Sundown Joe? They seemed to happen daily. But no one knew!!
Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 13, 2025 06:21 PM (yT7Wa)

It's common knowledge that the best way to campaign in a national election is hide out in your basement or having 7 people at your so called rally.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 13, 2025 06:26 PM (dLmtu)

144 Demoncrats. "By Any Means Necessary." Rules for Radicals, literally dedicated to Lucifer.

This is what humans look like when they ashcan all morality and fight, kick, claw, and kill to get whatever they want. Power, especially.

They are full-on feral, mates.

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 06:27 PM (Epeb0)

145 Oh, and if you all were so easily deceived, what else are you missing?

What other stories are you brave truth-tellers completely missing?

None?

Just this one?
Just this one time?

Even the Flat Earth Society has more credibility and honesty.
The Flat Earth Media.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:27 PM (NwfFc)

146 A penny saved is a penny earned

Slow and steady wins the race

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Yard by yard, life is hard. Inch by inch, it's a cinch.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2025 06:27 PM (/NTLN)

147 2020 was the worst electoral fraud in US history, frankly it was a coup. And they bragged about it and the people who bragged about it (in Time magazine. no less) are still sucking oxygen.

For some reason.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2025 05:58 PM (xcxpd)
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Joe bragged about how it was the greatest voter fraud machine in history.

But, that was a stutter, supposedly.
Posted by: Axeman
===

Thought they claimed that was just Biden's broken brain speaking.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2025 06:28 PM (/lPRQ)

148 I don't understand the point of this campaign.

Come on, you knew it, we knew it, everybody knew it. That's why he lost! It didn't matter. We were just playing along to make those rascally Six Advisors happy.

Posted by: The MFM at May 13, 2025 06:28 PM (fL/bX)

149 I’ve seen that change that George Clooney has gone through before. It’s because he’s dyeing his hair and has shaved his facial hair off. Gene Kelly was doing this (not shaving, of course) in what I think was his last musical, Les Demoiselles de Rochefort, 1967. It is an unfortunate look. Men should accept their grey hair: it makes them look distinguished. Men don’t have to be young to be virile. It is foolish to think otherwise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 06:28 PM (0M7jv)

150 Sullenberger really said that?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025 06:25 PM

And? Democrats Bob Kerry and Dan Inouye were both MoH recipients. Eff boffa Dem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

151 There are too many celebrities around and it's getting hard to tell which one is which. Hopefully AI will lead to a reduction in their number.

Posted by: PG at May 13, 2025 06:29 PM (afPT4)

152 LOL

Count Chocula w/ AIDS.

That's Gold.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 06:29 PM (BUf8Q)

153 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper

Capt. ‘Sully’ Sullenberger: Like Joe Biden, I Once Stuttered, Too. I Dare You to Mock Me.

----------------

Sounds just like that commie asshoe Tom Hanks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:29 PM (4TuoE)

154 Da fuq happened to Danny Ocean?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
.....

Tess gave him the butt flu.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

155 I guess Tapper and all his colleagues missed the mishandled documents report where the special counsel Hur basically said Biden was too out of it to be prosecuted.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG)

156 Thank the Lord I'm not a lefty and have 3 years and 9 months more of this man who doesn't give a shit about their feelings.

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2025 06:31 PM (SATZE)

157 It's always "Ignore the man behind the curtain" with these people.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:31 PM (krQz2)

158 The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

The Latin is pithier:

Festina lente.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 06:31 PM (0M7jv)

159 SLOW

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=JdCrcSGvhVc

Posted by: REVEREND HORTON HEAT at May 13, 2025 06:31 PM (BUf8Q)

160
Sully is certainly a genuine hero for saving all those passengers in the Hudson.

He also appears to be a total commie cocksucker douchecanoe.

It's entirely possible for both conditions to exist in the soul of the same man, one has nothing to do with the other.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (y9nCu)

161 Ace, another key member of The Joe Is Stronk And Sharp As A Tack Charade Cabal was Anthony Bernal. He was DOCTOR Jill's Chief of Staff in the First Lady's Office. He kicked-ass and took names to keep White House staffers scared to death of crossing the Cabal.

https://tinyurl.com/3adt5e4r

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)

162 In fairness, I don't recognize him either. He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.

________________________


Heh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (NtVYv)

163
Worst TV Western?

My nomination: The Rifleman

On second thought, Bonanza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (LKoSU)

164 If you still believe we're "journalists", what makes you think you can know the truth?

Posted by: The MFM at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (YiWOf)

165 Clooney looks like he belongs on the set of Interview with a Vampire. Where's the blood in his face?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (qBdHI)

166 I guess Tapper and all his colleagues missed the mishandled documents report where the special counsel Hur basically said Biden was too out of it to be prosecuted.
Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG)

What?

When?

Where?

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Posted by: Jake "Vinny Barbarino" Tapper at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (Aqu9a)

167 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

Bob Kerry was what I consider loyal opposition and he loved America for what it’s worth,

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:33 PM (VofaG)

168 Seriously, friends. America is being ruled by shadowy forces behind the scenes. It looks more and more like the political arena is as real as Live Wrestling, and just as scripted, to distract us.

The real question is "Who is running our country?" If you look at the whole Cvd caper in 2020, it's clearly an international effort to take down the (formerly) Free World, and we are the keystone of that arch. If they can take America out, the whole thing collapses.

Who will rule over the ruins? Who is treating America like a tear-down? and what are they planning to construct in our place?

Posted by: Beverly at May 13, 2025 06:33 PM (Epeb0)

169 I guess Tapper and all his colleagues missed the mishandled documents report where the special counsel Hur basically said Biden was too out of it to be prosecuted.
Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG)
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No. They were outraged at Hur for making such a judgment. After all, he's not a doctor.

Notice, they weren't arguing that maybe Joe was competent enough to be prosecuted for his crimes. They were just arguing that Hur was biased and Joe was fine.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

170 Sounds just like that commie asshoe Tom Hanks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle
.....

He got the butt flu from a volleyball.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

171 Cloony looks like he got the TRUMP!!! curse.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

172 I hope this blows back in the propaganda ministers faces. A lot of posts in the last few days have been about Dem chaos. The younger hardcore left isn't going to buy BS reasons from the Dem elite about them being fooled by Biden's staff. The younger ones will say a pox on all of you and stop listening to the old time Dems and their propagandists. Hopefully.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2025 06:35 PM (2ZThz)

173 What are the chances that Jill will snap and scream they all came to her first, the media, to plan how to stage and craft every campaign appearance?

Probably 1%.

She's agreed to the fire, long as it doesn't burn too much.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:35 PM (NwfFc)

174 >> Sounds just like that commie asshoe Tom Hanks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle
.....

He got the butt flu from a volleyball.

......

Then he gave AIDS to the entire city of Philadelphia. They made a Documentary about it, I think?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (BUf8Q)

175 He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.
.......

From eating Fruit Loops.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

176 Bob Kerry was what I consider loyal opposition and he loved America for what it’s worth,
Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:33 PM

Fair enough. I don't consider him evil, just wrong. But he empowered the worst of his party.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (Wnv9h)

177 Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:24 PM (TN0g+)

Fear is powerful and it was wielded well. I know conservatives in real life who *became* real control freak scaredy cats. Or already were but needed the excuse.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (E0p3T)

178 All this is very important and interesting but right now my power is out causing me great personal inconvenience.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (wlTQZ)

179 He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS.
.......

From eating Fruit Loops.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (Wnv9h)

180 Cloony looks like he got the TRUMP!!! curse.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
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My wife said Clooney looks like Joe Piscopo.

But I like Count Chocula with AIDS much better.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2)

181 Man, poor millionaire Governor Josh Shapiro! When is that guy going to catch a break?

Another victim of the anti-Semitism!

Posted by: Deceased Head Footyball Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 13, 2025 06:37 PM (YZhRl)

182 That Cincinnati office is a nasty bunch.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:37 PM (E0p3T)

183 Oh dear kami I so need the brain bleach and mental floss.

Andrew 'Ana' Vallens of Vice posted online in 2020 a 17 minute video to a sex website in which they reconfigured their controller's rumble function to vibrate their butt-plug as they played a game that is a minor-centric online game called Fall Guys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 06:37 PM (Lw+Pk)

184 When did Shellenberger land face down in Rock Hudson?

Posted by: Field Marshal Emily Litella at May 13, 2025 06:38 PM (wBaIH)

185 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (y9nCu)

Even at the time I didn’t consider him a hero as I define it. He was just doing what he was supposed to do . It was a fantastic job he did but it wasn’t heroic.

A hero to me is one who does something no one expects them to do and does it regardless of the danger it presents to themselves to save others.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:39 PM (VofaG)

186 Jake Tapper is a lisping buffoon who has the credibility of a door knob.

Posted by: Brian Williams I WasThere at May 13, 2025 06:39 PM (njAFV)

187 We keep hearing all about the cover-up by the aides and by the media, but surely big swathes of Congress - not just Dems - had to know, as did every department head & cabinet secretary, and every one of those foreign leaders and industry magnates who participated in the photo shots. And not a one of them said a friggin' word about it at all.

This means that the major players from across the globe were willfully participating. Globalism is far, far more advanced than we recognize.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 13, 2025 06:39 PM (bufu1)

188 I don't understand the point of this campaign

Straw
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Think of it as a demarcation before the next psy op. They want to draw a line under it. This is the line.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:39 PM (E0p3T)

189 178 All this is very important and interesting but right now my power is out causing me great personal inconvenience.
Posted by: Weasel at

That is very stinky indeed!

Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2025 06:40 PM (p4NUW)

190 Oh, and in addition to much being made about Trump's walk down the wet ramp, they also diagnosed him as ailing and frail due to using both hands to drink a glass of water.

Remember that?

That, that they were eager to WebMD as iron-clad proof of decline.

But, Biden--despite frailties and mental decline displayed on video and audio almost daily--his decline was hidden behind an impenetrable wall of steel staffers!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:40 PM (NwfFc)

191 So he had a stutter as a kid - he sure never showed any evidence of it as an adult. He clearly outgrew it like he outgrew drooling and crapping in his pants.

Ok, maybe that was a bad example.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2025 06:40 PM (v2PU4)

192 >>We keep hearing all about the cover-up by the aides and by the media, but surely big swathes of Congress - not just Dems - had to know, as did every department head & cabinet secretary


I don't know that there were more than 3-4 Cabinet meetings in Biden's 4 year term.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2025 06:40 PM (BUf8Q)

193 84 Hilarious! Trump's walk down a ramp was evidence of a "health issue", but Biden's multiple tumbles were, what, geriatric gymnastics?

Posted by: Paco at May 13, 2025 06:13 PM (mADJX)


Joe is so Stronk his leg muscles actually fight each other for enough volume to contract and relax in a coordinated manner! This makes him susceptible to stumbling and tripping! He often stammers and loses his train of thought because his brain's central control has to re-assign speech center brain cells to help perform leg motor control coordination!

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:41 PM (aBgBM)

194 Cloony looks like he got the TRUMP!!! curse.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

---------------

TBF, he hasn't yet shot and murdered The Director on a movie set.

Posted by: ShainS -- Elon should build Trump a Space Force One vehicle at May 13, 2025 06:41 PM (B2cfh)

195 Obama's AIDS had a cover up too.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:41 PM (E0p3T)

196 When they finally admit he was doped up during every public appearance, the worm will fully turn.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 13, 2025 06:42 PM (sFNX2)

197 don't consider him evil, just wrong. But he empowered the worst of his party.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2025 06:36 PM (Wnv9h)

And that’s a fair statement. He did speak up a bit at the end of his career about the direction of his party and some of its leaders but a little bit late to do any good.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:42 PM (VofaG)

198 Looks like Count Chocula had five neck lifts. And maybe a little Botox.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2025 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

199 TBF, he hasn't yet shot and murdered The Director on a movie set.
Posted by: ShainS

YET!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2025 06:43 PM (iqo6D)

200 Fake News also covered up/Lied for bill clinton's ugly wife when, in the Summer of 2016, she collapsed and her SS detail quickly threw her limp husk into the back of van like a sack of potatoes!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:17 PM (Urkkq)

Good times!

Just like with Tapper and Slo Joe, the press covering up the husk didn't mean the unwashed masses didn't figure it out for ourselves.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:43 PM (lCppi)

201 "My wife said Clooney looks like Joe Piscopo.

But I like Count Chocula with AIDS much better.
Posted by: Axeman"

Have you seen Kathy Griffin and Jeneane Garfalo lately? They both got the curse. Trump is still looking good and these fools falling apart.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

202 So Jake who is to blame for the cover up of the Big Guy’s pay for play and his son’s laptop?

It’s a shame the issue is his dementia when it should be for his criminal actions and that cover up.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

203 The younger hardcore left isn't going to buy BS reasons from the Dem elite about them being fooled by Biden's staff.
----
Hmmm.
Interesting.

This, "we didn't lie, we were lied to!" has a very real possible outcome of being heard only as "you lied to us" by the base.

It's one thing to lie to Republicans.
It's another to lie to True Believers.

Popcorn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2025 06:45 PM (NwfFc)

204 196 When they finally admit he was doped up during every public appearance, the worm will fully turn.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 13, 2025 06:42 PM (sFNX2)


25 quatloos that bomb is waiting to drop. It will help Fapper and his co-conspirators explain how they were totally bamboozled about Joe's disabilities, by Joe's Handlers.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:45 PM (aBgBM)

205 Anybody else see the footage I saw on X this morning.

Reporters are flinging questions at Joe, and he just starts babbling like a baby imitating speech and cracks himself up.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2)

206 It’s a shame the issue is his dementia when it should be for his criminal actions and that cover up.

Posted by: polynikes at May 13, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

Not just a shame, but part of the op. Like how "admitting" covid was a "leak" obscures any questions about it being what it was - a timed targeted release.

Hug a chinaman indeed.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 06:46 PM (E0p3T)

207 disgorge the ill gotten gains then sort out the plea desls no witness protection either

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 13, 2025 06:46 PM (QSrLX)

208 in other news, Pete Rose and Joe Jackson are now eligible for the hall of fame, according to the daily mail ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025 06:46 PM (/Ghsb)

209
Fake News also covered up/Lied for biden when he called the Majority of Americans "garbage."

Remember they LIED and changed his words -- they literally added a comma splice to the text and NEVER played the video.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:47 PM (LKoSU)

210 Never heard that son of a bitch stutter when he was trashing Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2025 05:57 PM (a4NoL)''

He never had a stutter, and certainly not an adult. He's been around all my life and never heard of it. It would be like suddenly Donald Trump played second base for the Yankees for five years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2025 06:47 PM (8avO+)

211 Have you seen Kathy Griffin and Jeneane Garfalo lately? They both got the curse. Trump is still looking good and these fools falling apart.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)


I happened across Janeane Garafalo last month while watching the pretty wretched "Younger." I am about 5 years older than her, but my goodness- she could be my ancient, Jewish grandfather (if I had one) . She's given up.

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:47 PM (lCppi)

212 >>Think of it as a demarcation before the next psy op. They want to draw a line under it. This is the line.

But nobody believes it. When you can see how the magician does the trick it doesn't work.

You have to be a complete smooth brain to believe the media didn't know what everyone else with an IQ above 50 has known all along, Biden's brain has been pudding since before the 2020 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

213 168: Beverly

They wrote a book, 'The Great Reset' by George Soros. He, Klaus Schwab, Club of Rome, UN, and the merry band of global control freaks have all spoken and written about it, constantly. The talk about it freely and with pride. THEY know better and will rule over us. It's not really some conspiratorial secret. They are all upfront with their intentions. The mean to rule us for our own good. The worst kind of tyranny.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2025 06:48 PM (sAmhv)

214
All these muthafuckas in the Fake News are Democrat party Stenographers.

Fake Tapper was a White House Stenographer when biden was there.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:48 PM (LKoSU)

215 Jill Biden might have to wash the dishes after the epic BidenGriftFall.

Don't think Hunter's paintings will keep up with their needs.

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2025 06:48 PM (SATZE)

216 Have you seen Kathy Griffin and Jeneane Garfalo lately? They both got the curse. Trump is still looking good and these fools falling apart.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

Older women can remain attractive if they are happy. Liberals are never happy. It works into the soul.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

217 I still think the Flat Earth Society is an op to get people to doubt the truth when they see it: you know the Earth is round from school, and you believe it, but they make all these (somewhat) appealing arguments for a flat Earth, so you begin to doubt. Pretty soon you don’t know what to believe about anything (at least, I think that’s the plan) so you can be persuaded of whatever they want you to believe. Photographs can be faked (really unlikely they could keep faking them since 1949 when the second stage of Project Bumper left the Earth’s atmosphere with a camera, but yes, they can be faked). So what’s a good proof you can see with your own eyes, from Earth, that the Earth is round? Look at the Earth’s shadow on the Moon during a lunar eclipse, the shadow is always circular. There is only one three-dimensional shape that always has a circular shadow, no matter how you orient it: a sphere! Hey, I didn’t come up with this: it goes all the way back to Aristotle.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 06:49 PM (0M7jv)

218 I literally couldn’t watch him speak at any event. I didn’t watch his debate with President Trump. Having witnessed my own mother pass from dementia in 2023, I became more and more outraged that he was allowed to do public events knowing he was becoming increasingly incapacitated. As much as I disliked his character, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for what he was going through.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2025 06:49 PM (16w5m)

219 hey wrote a book, 'The Great Reset' by George Soros. He, Klaus Schwab, Club of Rome, UN, and the merry band of global control freaks have all spoken and written about it, constantly. The talk about it freely and with pride. THEY know better and will rule over us. It's not really some conspiratorial secret. They are all upfront with their intentions. The mean to rule us for our own good. The worst kind of tyranny.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2025 06:48 PM (sAmhv)

And you believed them? Soros doesn't know which direction to walk to find good.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2025 06:50 PM (8avO+)

220 In defense of the Democrats and the Corrupt Media, they did get away with (1) stealing the 2020 election in a really, really, really obvious way and (2) the COVID Shut It Down We're All Gonna Die Hoax, so I can understand why they thought they could get away with the Biden Is As Sharp As Einstein And As Fit As Seal Team Six Operation (AKA Operation Ruth Biceps Ginsburg 2.0).

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 13, 2025 06:50 PM (qUkBO)

221 It's one thing to lie to Republicans.
It's another to lie to True Believers.

Popcorn.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


How are the Bernie Bros digesting this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 06:50 PM (Lw+Pk)

222 have ai digest it all and give a list of string pullers. income column included

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 13, 2025 06:50 PM (QSrLX)

223 Clearly the best part of all this is seeing Tapper and all his media ilk try and backpedal, argue that they NEVER suspected Ole Joe was senile when anyone who caught even a passing glimpse of him on television, could tell he wasn't all there mentally.

Posted by: Tracy at May 13, 2025 06:51 PM (Or3Ii)

224 bernie got paid too

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 13, 2025 06:51 PM (QSrLX)

225 Worst TV Western?

My nomination: The Rifleman

On second thought, Bonanza.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 13, 2025 06:32 PM (LKoSU)

Worst??? What could be bad about a frequently shirtless Chuck Connors?

Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2025 06:51 PM (lCppi)

226 It's always "Ignore the man behind the curtain" with these people.

Certainly been going on my entire life. My best guess is its been going on since the Big Three Networks on a national scale.

Posted by: John Murphy at May 13, 2025 06:52 PM (7nUNj)

227 I still think the Flat Earth Society is an op to get people to doubt the truth when they see it: you know the Earth is round from school, and you believe it, but they make all these (somewhat) appealing arguments for a flat Earth, so you begin to doubt. Pretty soon you don’t know what to believe about anything (at least, I think that’s the plan) so you can be persuaded of whatever they want you to believe. Photographs can be faked (really unlikely they could keep faking them since 1949 when the second stage of Project Bumper left the Earth’s atmosphere with a camera, but yes, they can be faked). So what’s a good proof you can see with your own eyes, from Earth, that the Earth is round? Look at the Earth’s shadow on the Moon during a lunar eclipse, the shadow is always circular. There is only one three-dimensional shape that always has a circular shadow, no matter how you orient it: a sphere! Hey, I didn’t come up with this: it goes all the way back to Aristotle.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 06:49 PM (0M7jv)

Everyone knows the earth is actually hollow.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

228 225 Worst TV Western?

The Lone Ranger.

He had a fucking sidekick.

Not Lone....

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (SATZE)

229 What's funny is that Biden was ALWAYS mentally deficient, he just got slower. He was an idiot ALL THE WAY BACK.

Posted by: Dagny at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (6Kw5g)

230 Everything is a lie. Everything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (AjCZz)

231 It's funny because Clooney is dying an ugly old man.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (wBaIH)

232 WHY did Clooney dye his hair? It's Broadway for crying out loud. They have amazing wigs at the ready.
But kudos to whoever convinced him it was a good idea.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (33LJY)

233 208 in other news, Pete Rose and Joe Jackson are now eligible for the hall of fame, according to the daily mail ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 13, 2025

I kinda liked his song-Is she Really Going Out with Him?

Posted by: Musik Kal at May 13, 2025 06:54 PM (G5+As)

234 He had a fucking sidekick.

Not Lone....
Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2025 06:53 PM (SATZE)
---
Fake and gay.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:54 PM (krQz2)

235 196 When they finally admit he was doped up during every public appearance, the worm will fully turn.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 13, 2025 06:42 PM (sFNX2)


25 quatloos that bomb is waiting to drop. It will help Fapper and his co-conspirators explain how they were totally bamboozled about Joe's disabilities, by Joe's Handlers.
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:45 PM (aBgBM)

It won't help. It just means they can't tell if someone is senile AND on drugs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2025 06:55 PM (8avO+)

236 What's funny is that Biden was ALWAYS mentally deficient, he just got slower. He was an idiot ALL THE WAY BACK.
---------
He was a thief (plagarist) in his prime. He was never (in boxing/wrestling terms) anything other than a "mid-carder". And yet we're supposed to believe he suddenly got 80 million votes when he was on death's doorstep. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

237 "He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS."

Ace is the only person that can make me lol.

Posted by: profligatewaste at May 13, 2025 06:55 PM (SKXSf)

238 It's always "Ignore the man behind the curtain" with these people.

If only Stalin knew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 06:55 PM (Lw+Pk)

239 I'm sorry. I'm late.
Has anyone mentions how all this undermines the pardons?

Posted by: MkY at May 13, 2025 06:56 PM (cPGH3)

240 Chuck Connors is one of only 13 people to play in NBA and MLB.

Posted by: Tall Tales 6'6" at May 13, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

241 How about them Veterans, amirite?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 13, 2025 06:56 PM (ZkitY)

242 Joey Bidet IIRC got busted way back in college for plagiarism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2025 06:56 PM (Lw+Pk)

243 literally couldn’t watch him speak at any event. I didn’t watch his debate with President Trump. Having witnessed my own mother pass from dementia in 2023, I became more and more outraged that he was allowed to do public events knowing he was becoming increasingly incapacitated. As much as I disliked his character, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for what he was going through.
Posted by: Unkaren at May 13, 2025


I would have told you to watch the Justice Thomas hearings and you wouldn't have felt sorry for him if he were being flayed.

Posted by: Dagny at May 13, 2025 06:57 PM (6Kw5g)

244 "Count Chocula What Got The AIDS."

Thank you for that. Still laughing.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at May 13, 2025 06:57 PM (jPdyB)

245 He now looks like Count Chocula What Got The AIDS."

Ace is the only person that can make me lol.
Posted by: profligatewaste at May 13, 2025 06:55 PM (SKXSf)

It's the "what's got the" phrase that gets me.
Is it a New Yorky thing?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 13, 2025 06:58 PM (ufFY8)

246 You all have made very shrewd observations.

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2025 06:58 PM (AOsQT)

247 I think if Joe Biden actually had a stutter into his adult years, he would not have been so self-satisfied.

Now so much a grinning snake that he was in the Senate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)

248 Nood


Wisconsin judge indicted.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2025 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

249 My favorite Chuck Connors flick was Tourist Trap, but mostly because of Tanya Roberts in Daisy Dukes and a halter top...often barefoot.

Of course I saw it via Rifftrax.

Posted by: Knights who say NIH! at May 13, 2025 07:00 PM (0aYVJ)

250 Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m)

It gives their legion a talking point. That's how they go from one to the next. The upper echelon don't really care who believes it.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T)

251 I think George Clooney is preparing for his role in an upcoming John Carradine bio-pic.

Posted by: Knights who say NIH! at May 13, 2025 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)

252 Stoopid sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2025 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)

253 LAST!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2025 07:03 PM (0aYVJ)

254 The earth is hollow…

Explain how the Earth casts any shadow on anything if everything is “inside” it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 07:08 PM (0M7jv)

255 Democrats stole the last presidential election. It was blatant, outright, demonstrable fraud. They are still using mail-in ballots in some states to steal the elections. They won’t demand ID, they let illegal aliens vote, they purposely don’t clean the voter rolls and they are weaponizing the overseas and out of state ballot process to steal House and Senate seats.

Let’s see that book. You know why you won’t see it? It’s still going on and nobody is stopping it.

No matter what Trump and Republicans do, no matter how popular, you can’t win elections when that type of fraud is present. It’s why our House margin is so close. Go ahead and count the races in places like California and other Blue States that went on for weeks until the Democrat won.

It’s going to put Democrats back in power one day no matter how disliked and unpopular they are. Then the shit hits the fan. But it’s all avoidable, if Congress gets off their fat, lazy, devious asses and fixes it.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2025 07:12 PM (Jg9t8)

256 I take it back: Les Demoiselles de Rochefort was not Gene Kelly’s last musical. Les Demoiselles de Rochefort was his last successful musical (wildly successful in Europe, not so much in the States). Xanadu (1980) was his last musical.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 07:14 PM (0M7jv)

257 Yes, some cheating was still going on, even in 2024. But Trump won! We got the House! We won the Senate! Yes, we’ve got to root out the corruption in the voting process, sooner rather than later. Frankly, I’m on Team Heads on Pikes. But you have to admit, despite all your justified worrying, we won!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2025 07:21 PM (0M7jv)

258 Joe Biden had a stutter? I've been following national politics since 1976. The first I ever heard about FJB having a childhood stutter was a couple years ago when the White House Joe Charade Cabal, aided by the MEDIA, told us Joe couldn't string two complete sentences together because of his Lifelong Stutter.

Did Jake Fapper and his cover-up buddies fact-check the Joe Stutters Claim when it was produced as an excuse for Joe? Over to you Fapper, F. Chuck Todd, Margaret Brennan, David Muir, Chrissy Hayes...
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2025 06:22 PM

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"Lifelong stutter" LoL. Biden has been speaking in public for over 50 years. There is not one single credible piece of audio or video of him "stuttering" as conventionally defined, prior to the last 5 years when his speech was affected in various ways by his dementia.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 13, 2025 07:53 PM (1Au9i)

259 Well, now that brouhaha is over we can get back to thoughtfully nodding when Jake Tapper makes a profound point on Trump being Hitlerish.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 13, 2025 08:34 PM (WrdGe)

260 Trump shoulds be impeeched for getting that gift from a fooreign government because it is a bribe to helps them.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 13, 2025 09:03 PM (upoXC)

261 Hey Jake Tapper:

You don't have to pretend/claim you were dupped/stupid.
You are stupid!
Not only were you stupid for parroting White House lies.
You are stupid for trying to convince the public that you were dupped.
Admit it. Just say, "I am and always will be stupid."

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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