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Saturday Night "Club ONT" May 17, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Please note: Local law enforcement has recovered the sign that disappeared from the Club last weekend and has reportedly launched a full-blown dragnet in their quest to track down the Moron(s) responsible for the temporary sign adventure. They're currently dusting for fingerprints, collecting DNA, and possibly reaching out to the Gin Blossoms to get Mrs. Rita on the case. As we all know, this is the time-honored moment for the Rule of Siblings: Nobody saw anything, nobody knows anything.
Club Approved Staff Sometimes it's best to just let things sort themselves out without the side of sass.
Ingredients
1 ounce bourbon whiskey 1 ounce vodka 1 ounce peach schnapps 2 ounces orange juice 2 ounces sour mix Orange slice, for garnish Cherry, for garnish
Directions
Gather the ingredients. In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, pour the bourbon, vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and sour mix. Shake well. Strain over crushed ice into a tall glass. Garnish with an orange slice and cherry. Serve and enjoy.
Clip from Pimlico in the movie Tin Men
Pimlico racetrack (nicknamed Old Hilltop) in northwest Baltimore is decrepit. It will soon undergo a major renovation project. What will the new Pimlico look like?
Pimlico's grandstand, clubhouse, horse barns will all be torn down over the summer Last week, the Maryland Board of Public Works approved a demolition contract for Pimlico that will make the Northwest Baltimore facility the universe of Maryland horse racing. The Maryland Thoroughbred Racetrack Operating Authority created the redevelopment plan that's now written into state law. "This is real. I don't think anybody is going to believe it until they actually start to tear things down," said Greg Cross, the chairman of MTROA. "We have gone from a bill enacted and a concept, to a plan and actual implementation. We are really moving forward this time." The state is investing $500 million into a plan to transform Pimlico's aging infrastructure into a year-round facility. The new Pimlico currently hosts 15 racing days. The plan is for the facility to host more than 100. *** Demolition is slated to start in late June or early July, so the 2026 Preakness will move to Laurel Park. By not rotating the track as originally planned, authorities said that also saves in the construction timeline, almost guaranteeing the Preakness returns to Baltimore in 2027.Much more at the link including a video segment from WBAL News.
[Disco says: I couldn't find a clip online, but maybe some MD morons remember the old "Hiiiiiii... Hooooooo... PIMLICO!" jingle they used to include in their radio promos.]
A South Carolina resort says it already has a record 161 people signed up to run an annual 5k race with an unusual twist: it's clothing-optional. The Carolina Foothills Resort, a nudist resort in Spartanburg County, said this year's Buck Creek Streak 5k already has a record high number of people registered for the June 14 race. "You can go anywhere and do a 5k, but you can't go anywhere and run a 5k naked. If you go to the turkey trot and drop your drawers, you're probably gonna be arrested."
Same title - MUCH different song
Looks almost as fun as Club ONT
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (ypFCm)
not mindful webworker, but an incredible AI simulation by Grok
Posted by: mindful webworker - so now what at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (byv8W)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Contains a very brief cameo by an AoSHQ fetish object!
https://tinyurl.com/4926rnj2
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM (CHHv1)
not mindful webworker, but an incredible AI simulation by Grok
Posted by: mindful webworker - so now what at May 17, 2025 10:01 PM (byv8W)
*waves hand*
This is not the Star Wars content you are looking for
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:03 PM (jWul0)
Welcome to Collective Collaborative Mutual People's Democratic Unified Central Committee ONT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
1 ounce bourbon whiskey
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce peach schnapps ...
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You can stop right there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
http://tiny.cc/yo4k001
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:05 PM (jWul0)
This is Miklos's doing, isn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Kwak! at May 17, 2025 10:06 PM (89Sog)
Welcome to Collective Collaborative Mutual People's Democratic Unified Central Committee ONT
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
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Troika or Triumvirate?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2025 10:07 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:07 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 17, 2025 10:07 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:08 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 10:08 PM (AGnKw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
I have used about half of those, so far.
And is that Likka Sto up top OPEN?
Posted by: Put Miklos some knowleges at May 17, 2025 10:08 PM (053s8)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
___________
Troika or Triumvirate?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2025 10:07 PM (QnmlO)
Well since it was Preakness today, we're a trifecta tonight!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (053s8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (by0v9)
Of course. It's always an investment. Not that the people doing the investment had any say in the matter. As always, "The state" is somehow doing the investing, but the money comes from taxpayers. As always, it will be a colossal waste of money.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM (IDphi)
1 ounce bourbon whiskey
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce peach schnapps ...
===
You can stop right there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
This guy who has had WAY too many Black Eyed Susans (because we love us some Preakness in MD) agrees with you!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:11 PM (UQakJ)
Wouldn't firing full auto on a cave without ear protection make you instantly deaf?
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:11 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper
Preakness Premium Jerky
Posted by: Miklos bit a horse's sister once at May 17, 2025 10:11 PM (053s8)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 17, 2025 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The lost & found at church is perplexing - at least to me. Along with the usual sunglasses and rosaries, there are numerous sets of car keys.
HTF do you lose your car keys at church knowing that you drove there and now can't find them?
It's a mystery I tell you.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
I was gonna ask if you ever attended the Preakness day infield party - but methinks you're too classy for that. Me on the other hand...
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:13 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:13 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (UQakJ)
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Bravo
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof
On your next inspection tour of South Carolina, you should put the Carolina Cup at Camden on your itinerary.
Posted by: Miklos remembers Bourbon and Quality Moonshine at May 17, 2025 10:13 PM (053s8)
HTF do you lose your car keys at church knowing that you drove there and now can't find them?
It's a mystery I tell you.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)
_________
Could belong to the spousal unit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (ef25Y)
Contains a very brief cameo by an AoSHQ fetish object!
https://tinyurl.com/4926rnj2
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM (CHHv1)
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heh. I got a chuckle when it showed up!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Undoing, more like
Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at May 17, 2025 10:09 PM (053s
A trap by the "Leens?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Me and the Missus drove up to McCall today. Nor rain up there. Dear Lord, I fall more and more in love with Idaho every time we take a road trip. Best hare-brained decision we ever made.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2025 10:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Great Saturday Night Joke.
Xanadu was a great song, once upon a time...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 17, 2025 10:16 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM
Well, that doesn't narrow it down very much!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:16 PM (HlyYF)
1 ounce bourbon whiskey
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce peach schnapps ...
===
You can stop right there.
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It does sound scrumptious, and also sounds like heavy fuel.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:16 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Miklos remembers Bourbon and Quality Moonshine at May 17, 2025 10:13 PM (053s
Only if you are coming along to give me betting tips!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:17 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025
Ha! don’t forget my trainer was Steuart Pittman, so we were definitely more Potomac Hunt. Which went right through his farm in Davidsonville.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (ef25Y)
Animal rights activists don't allow themselves to have a cow
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That stuff is in the other box - marked Evidence.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM
I could only afford the ones that got rendered into glue.
I hope you got some of the good ones!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (HlyYF)
+++
Running 5k with no clothes. Gonna be a lot of bouncing going on. And I've spent a lot of time in South Carolina.
It's probably not gonna be something you'd want to see.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It is timed to coincide with the Bass Masters Tournament, which usually keeps the ladies fully occupied.
Posted by: Miklos is smarter than he looks at May 17, 2025 10:20 PM (053s8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGOECYAU_8
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:20 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (jWul0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
Wouldn't firing full auto on a cave without ear protection make you instantly deaf?
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:11 PM
God designed that cave with lots of baffles!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Doof
Check if Beetlebomb is on the card
Posted by: Miklos *winks* at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (053s8)
It's probably not gonna be something you'd want to see.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
Oh the mosquito bites….shudder.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:21 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Beverly at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (x+MYT)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Howdy, Glub! I'm still on extended work detail in an undisclosed location in Colorado. Days are busy so no time for the HQ. Tonight though, I'm Clubbing with the Horde!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:23 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at
It’s the state flower.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:23 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (x+MYT)
It is the State flower of MD.
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:23 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:24 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2025 10:25 PM (by0v9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (ef25Y)
Animal rights activists don't allow themselves to have a cow
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The people who promote & engage in horse racing don't give a damn about what the noisy plebs want about THEIR sport!
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:25 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (jWul0)
Then I looked at a Blog that said that the FBI is getting its shining new headquarters and Kash Patel is excited about that and I thought just screw all this political stuff it's so depressing. So I don't know, I just feel worn down and I need to get some sleep tonight and get my butt to church tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Beverly at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:23 PM (pZEOD)
Thanks. It's a lovely flower ( one of my favorites) which still doesn't look anything like the drink unless they put some fake flower stirrer in the drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (x+MYT)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That stuff is in the other box - marked Evidence.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 10:19 PM (41CYW)
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The TV show "Scrubs" had the "ass box" of items removed from anal cavities...Most of those items above would fall in that category...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (jWul0)
That's the unofficial version!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:27 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM
Makes for an apt metaphor.
https://is.gd/BH5w8H
Posted by: Bert G at May 17, 2025 10:28 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: Beverly at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (Epeb0)
Hang, tough. You can do it. We got your six.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2025 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 10:28 PM (Uzn0I)
Sorry, Beverly. It sounds like a lot to deal with. I am so glad, though they didn't find a cancerous mass, I hope you get some good sleep and that church is uplifting for you. Maybe consider a break from political news. I feel better when I take a break,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2025 10:29 PM (x+MYT)
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Watched the vid. WTF? Either they had lost power, and the current was running very hard, or, they powered into it.
https://x.com/orenjinoir/status/1923904063134969976
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:30 PM (ef25Y)
What a horror.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2025 10:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:30 PM (ypFCm)
https://tinyurl.com/2vye6zc7
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (rbKZ6)
Well done. I was expecting this:
https://youtu.be/lKcpodt0YCU
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:30 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM
I ran the Bay to Breakers many times when I lived in San Francisco. I can testify to the veracity of that assumption. My #1 rule when running past the nudies was "Don't look back". Their backsides looked awful enough!
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:31 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Bulg
DO NOT respond if the Governor swipes right on you
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at May 17, 2025 10:32 PM (053s8)
Posted by: Bulg at May 17, 2025 10:33 PM (77rzZ)
https://x.com/orenjinoir/status/1923904063134969976
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
Well, the generators were running, at least. Was lit up like a Christmas tree. Three-master becomes three-stumper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 10:35 PM (AGnKw)
Turn off the politics. They will always be there.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 10:35 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:23 PM (pZEOD)
Thanks. It's a lovely flower ( one of my favorites) which still doesn't look anything like the drink unless they put some fake flower stirrer in the drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (x+MYT)
The winner of the race is draped with a blanket of black-eyed Susans...
Except, black-eyed Susan's aren't in bloom in late May, so they make a blanket out of Viking poms that get a spot of black lacquer dabbed in the center. Probably a great big PITA for the florists making the arrangement.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:36 PM (jWul0)
Thanks. It's a lovely flower ( one of my favorites) which still doesn't look anything like the drink unless they put some fake flower stirrer in the drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It’s Maryland. I mean, look at their flag….😂
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:36 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Turn off the politics. They will always be there.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly
amen.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 10:37 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (GlyvH)
Keeps seeing this ad on Roku while exercising: A new anti-aids shot. They start out talking about bringing their "A" game. You see two guys passing each other at a pool party and they look like their about to drop their pants and go at each other. I guess their "A" game means "ass game."
Trying to watch Bob Ross, or This Old House Classics, and keep seeing that BFer commercial.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM
Wow.
We have finally learned the origin story of "Disco Doof"!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
Contains a very brief cameo by an AoSHQ fetish object!
https://tinyurl.com/4926rnj2
Like a Louis Rossmann rant video, I just watched it to see what the kitty would do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:39 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Watched the vid. WTF? Either they had lost power, and the current was running very hard, or, they powered into it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Hello, Mr. George? That new guy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2025 10:39 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:40 PM (ef25Y)
We have finally learned the origin story of "Disco Doof"!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
You're a groovy kind of detective!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:40 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM
The Fartclam?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (vinff)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM
I wonder if that ad ran at all during the coverage of the Indy 500 qualifying, or if it is highly targeted by expected TV demographic?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:40 PM (ef25Y)
It does make more sense thst way, though lions don't exactly have a reputation as pacifists.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (jWul0)
(Edited to match a later correction.)
The loons are fighting so hard to against a right wing dictatorship that doesn't exist that they're going to bring about a right wing dictatorship.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2025 10:42 PM (lUFok)
https://x.com/orenjinoir/status/1923904063134969976
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
From the speed, they were pretty clearly underway... backwards... why? who knows.
And that is NOT a draw bridge portion of a bridge...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 17, 2025 10:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2025 10:25 PM (by0v9)
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That's what I meant by "you can stop there"
Do not combine those liquors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Yeah, the news has been kind of discouraging lately. Maybe take a break from it? I do that and feel better for it.
Prayers up for you, and your kitty, too. You've got a lot on your plate. Good news that they did not find cancer.
He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say to the Lord, "My refuge and my shelter, my God in whom I trust." Ps 91:1-2
When I am afraid or need to refocus, this is one of my favorite verses.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 17, 2025 10:43 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM
The Fartclam?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (vinff)
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I wonder if anyone has tried to get AI to draw one of those...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2025 10:43 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2025 10:43 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:39 PM (ef25Y)
Link?
Posted by: pookysgirl just put Freezer Child #1 to bed at May 17, 2025 10:43 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:39 PM
So the bomber hated "breeders"?
I have only encountered even the concept of breeders being a pejorative in Leftist enclaves like college campuses, etc.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2025 10:44 PM (cPl+1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:14 PM (ef25Y)
Makes too much money for the state to shut it down. Green > blue/red.
Ya also do t have to be a blue state animal rights activist to realize horse racing is kinda fucked up for the horses.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 17, 2025 10:45 PM (7YTFo)
Fixing up Pimlico is not an investment. It's "make-work" for friends of the politicians.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 17, 2025 10:45 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 17, 2025 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:46 PM (ef25Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 10:46 PM (AGnKw)
Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2025 10:47 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM
You're a groovy kind of detective!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:40 PM
Have any of the show runners for the Marvel universe approached you with a show offer yet?
Your heroic exploits as Disco Doof would be far more entertaining than any of their recent offerings!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:47 PM (HlyYF)
And that doesn't even mention my moobs.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 17, 2025 10:49 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
You're a groovy kind of detective!
Posted by: Doof
Cool, man
Posted by: Linc from the Mod Squad at May 17, 2025 10:49 PM (053s8)
Your heroic exploits as Disco Doof would be far more entertaining than any of their recent offerings!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:47 PM (HlyYF)
Sounds suspiciously like a Cop Rock spinoff!
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:50 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
A Diamond Cellar ad popped up for me today with two fags pawing each other and one had a new diamond bracelet.
Yeah, no.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2025 10:51 PM (cYBz/)
https://tinyurl.com/2vye6zc7
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:26 PM (rbKZ6)
Well done. I was expecting this:
https://youtu.be/lKcpodt0YCU
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:30 PM
That's a good one and I am old enough that I had a pair of those!
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 10:51 PM (rbKZ6)
(Edited to match a later correction.)
The loons are fighting so hard to against a right wing dictatorship that doesn't exist that they're going to bring about a right wing dictatorship.
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They want to have a right wing dictatorship so they can fight against it like their heroes in the movies. But, real history wasn't filmed in Hollywood. They should ask the old gnarly Marxists in Chile about life under Pinochet.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:52 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Not Dodging Gunfire at May 17, 2025 10:55 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2025 10:55 PM (lhenN)
Of course. It's always an investment. Not that the people doing the investment had any say in the matter. As always, "The state" is somehow doing the investing, but the money comes from taxpayers. As always, it will be a colossal waste of money.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2025 10:10 PM (s8j++)
The Governor's Box in the new Pimlico is sure to be simply furnished and not gaudy in any way. Ha! I lied!
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2025 10:55 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:22 PM (ef25Y)
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You imagine Sydney Sweeney
You'd take Martha Stewart
You'll get George Lopez
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2025 10:55 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 10:55 PM (8TQpF)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2025 10:02 PM
The Fartclam?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (vinff)
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I wonder if anyone has tried to get AI to draw one of those...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
believe I saw the appearance of Kaboom cereal.
Robert the Cat looked very respectable in that short film. He wasn't trying to gnaw into your gut and feast on your entrails.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (cPl+1)
394 Anybody who has spent any time sitting on a barstool knows what "86" means. It means thrown out and banned from ever returning
The DNC talking points say that word for word, so you might consult a thesaurus. The bar version is a softening of the original mob coinage. And Comey worked directly on at least one mob case where it meaning “murder” was very explicit. Plus it’s not like we haven’t seen shrill death threats from lefties constantly for the last 18 months.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2025 04:08 AM (QZThv)
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I posted the first paragraph last night at 12:22, and I bailed around 1:30, so I never saw the second paragraph. The implication, of course, is that I'm some sort of DNC tool. That phrasing is directly from my own peanut brain, so, if Ian's claim is correct, there's a DNC lurker here who copied me. Or, if Ian is only referring to the last sentence, it's just co-inki-dink. But, to the point, Mafia "code" is hardly known. The paranoia, or more likely, cheap political histrionics, is outta hand. Comey is sending coded messages to the Mafia, rando assasins, or maybe Awiens to kill Trump. Riiiiight.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (ZBiCO)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 10:41 PM (HlyYF)
Can't see an Aids shot demo watching old reruns of those shows.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (cPl+1)
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I dunno...He had an evil glint in his eyes when he pops his head up at the end of the video...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2025 10:57 PM (GlyvH)
And that is NOT a draw bridge portion of a bridge...
Posted by: Romeo13
Apparently it was a Mexican navy ship.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 10:57 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 10:57 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/2z879cc9
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That was mighty & wonderful, one of the best music videos ever. The cover was pretty god too.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:59 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Always one in those CE classes or seminars.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 10:59 PM (41CYW)
Made the top 10ish comments wearing a sock. Partial credit, I guess.
Club ONT brought to you by: Lost and Found.
So which Moron and/or 'Ette scribbled a Japanese mu (ム
on their rubber ducky? It wasn't me, so maybe Anna Puma?Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2025 11:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:00 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (ZBiCO)
No one said he was sending coded messages to any of those groups, but it is a call for violence and the harsh reality is there are people who aren’t firmly planted in reality over there- he was shot at twice already. This is also huge on the antifa chats, so again, it was threatening, and if he thought it was being cute, he was very wrong.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:01 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Just Desserts at May 17, 2025 11:01 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 17, 2025 10:56 PM (ZBiCO)
You seem awfully invested in minimizing what this shit-maggot did. You do know that the Wikipedia entry for "86" has been heavily edited in the past day or so?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 11:01 PM (AGnKw)
Posted by: scampydog
Tiffany's or Pattison's?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:02 PM (Uzn0I)
Yeah I mean its funny to goof on them for this but its not like our Navy is exactly a shining example, either. Sailing a ship like that is hard as hell and I doubt the crew has a heck of a lot of experience in that kind of situation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:03 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 10:24 PM (ypFCm)
In this episode, is Sgt. Saunders trapped behind German lines in a church, or convent, or barn, or under a bridge, or the top of a bell tower, or in a destroyed Sherman tank, or in a ?????
Or is this an episode where Saunders has to cooperate with a German officer to get a pregnant woman, a wounded nun, or a wounded baby to the nearest doctor?
I think that covers the plots of 75% of Combat! episodes.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2025 11:03 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Damn!! Memory jolt there. Skate Town/Roller Valley. Occasional trip to Tiffany's or Pattison's. You?
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 11:04 PM (41CYW)
The mafia thing, if it ever was real, is not exactly a well known idea. If anyone knows the background of the term, its probably from old diners and TV shows: 86 the pork chop!
But either way you mean it there are only two possible interpretations of this term, because there are only two ways to "remove" the president:
1) Impeachment which is ludicrous and off the table
2) you guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:04 PM (2VST1)
It was on a 70s funk list so no disco shame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:54 PM
Would you consider this funk or disco? Not as kitschy as Boogie Fever:
https://tinyurl.com/4vev9dk3
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 17, 2025 11:05 PM (rbKZ6)
not mindful webworker, but an incredible AI simulation by Grok
Posted by: mindful webworker - so now what
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I'm hungry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:05 PM (8TQpF)
Posted by: Nick From Flatbush at May 17, 2025 11:05 PM (G5+As)
The mafia thing, if it ever was real, is not exactly a well known idea. If anyone knows the background of the term, its probably from old diners and TV shows: 86 the pork chop!
But either way you mean it there are only two possible interpretations of this term, because there are only two ways to "remove" the president:
1) Impeachment which is ludicrous and off the table
2) you guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17,
It’s a key point made at the Las Vegas Mob museum. Or it was.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:06 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: scampydog
Roller skates are cool.
In-line skates always looked kinda gay.
Posted by: Judge Mental Miklos at May 17, 2025 11:06 PM (053s8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Line up to watch the last 1K of the 5K. The worst-looking ones will have to bail out before then.
Still might only work if you have a GILF fetish.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2025 11:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 11:01 PM (AGnKw)
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He means 'don't beleive your lyin' eyes'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 10:52 PM (XjTSo)
It was fly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (by0v9)
They always had the new guy that was either trouble, or a really great guy, or a noob, etc and they always died. The guest star of the week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (2VST1)
I'm hungry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
I was just thinking this. I have some carrots to crunch on, want some? Green beans…..ohhhh apples with almond butter would be good!
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (pZEOD)
The fight between
Superman and
Dracula has been
postponed. Superman
can't go near the crypt
tonight.
Posted by: Ciampino - my wound has been dressed at May 17, 2025 11:08 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: scampydog
Skatetown? Yer really dating yourself. Tiffany's. My juvenile delinquency apprenticeship.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:08 PM (Uzn0I)
Funk and disco sort of merged in the late 79s, unfortunately. Funk was so good for a few years then it got lost in a sea of coke spoons, polyester suits, and hairspray
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:09 PM (2VST1)
Sorry but I’ve never heard 86 being used as bar slang. Ever in all my years in many many bars and being the son of a bar owner.
Maybe you heard it in a gay bar.
Posted by: polynikes at May 17, 2025 11:09 PM (VofaG)
They alternated episodes between Jason and Morrow for the lead. But this next one also seem to have rd Jason, and is from the next week
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:09 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Played cards... well poker... drinking game with cards with the Gin Blossoms at a party in Tempe when they first hit the scene. Very normal guys.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2025 11:10 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Just Desserts at May 17, 2025 11:01 PM (G5+As)
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Yo, ese, we practically invented the canoe.
Posted by: The Aztecs at May 17, 2025 11:10 PM (dDmld)
Bailey the cat is guilty of gross manicureal assault.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May
Bailey is pleading temporary insanity.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:10 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 11:11 PM (UQakJ)
They always had the new guy that was either trouble, or a really great guy, or a noob, etc and they always died. The guest star of the week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (2VST1)
You're right. Now in this thread we've characterized the plot of every single Combat! episode.
A Crazy Fact that still astonishes me: Remember the series of bayonets streaming across the screen in the intro? The blades are upside down! I expect ABC received a zillion letters from WW2 infantry and Marine vets pointing this out. But the bayonet images were never corrected.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2025 11:12 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: the skeptic on the jury at May 17, 2025 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The Aztecs
Oh sure, you paddle great. But those square sails on 90 foot masts, that's another story entirely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:12 PM (2VST1)
86 originally meant to take something off the menu, because out or or chef is starting to close the kitchen.
Then for obnoxiously drunk customers. No more for you.
I was told that the origin was from some Navy shorthand.
Posted by: Miklos, accurately recalling at May 17, 2025 11:13 PM (053s8)
I still get the chance to skate. Grandkids homeschool program has a Friday afternoon skate at Pattison's once a month. It was after one of those that I realized I had jumped an age hurdle. My dang hips hurt for several days.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:13 PM (Uzn0I)
You don't say.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2025 11:14 PM (viF8m)
Dire Straits - Skateaway
https://youtu.be/-oVhTLYyAPs
Had a crush on the girl in that video. Was bummed when I found out she passed from cancer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2025 11:14 PM (lUFok)
I'd like a nice NY Strip, medium.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:14 PM (8TQpF)
THe thing is, its a formula that always works. As long as you keep it authentic and gritty with interesting characters... it works. Over and over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:15 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: polynikes at May 17, 2025 11:16 PM (VofaG)
How can someone post Xanadu instead of Magic from that soundtrack?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2025 11:16 PM (tgl2u)
@119 over at X independent journalist Andy Ngo has posted a copy. I'm not good at the link stuff
Posted by: Smell the Glove
https://t.ly/NmBQP
https://t.ly/JXsyw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2025 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
Bailey is out on bail ey!
Posted by: Ciampino - my wound has been dressed in a tutu at May 17, 2025 11:17 PM (sPQoU)
THe thing is, its a formula that always works. As long as you keep it authentic and gritty with interesting characters... it works. Over and over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Why did I just think "Telly Savalas"?
Posted by: Miklos, things just Happen at May 17, 2025 11:17 PM (053s8)
You don't say.
Posted by: JackStraw
https://youtu.be/3PE4SMYlylg?t=33
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:18 PM (8TQpF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2025 11:18 PM (by0v9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:18 PM (2VST1)
Dire Straits - Skateaway
https://youtu.be/-oVhTLYyAPs
Posted by: Doof
Ultimate speed skating song
tiny.cc/cu4k001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:18 PM (Uzn0I)
1968 was… a while ago.
https://youtu.be/AVwT2esqrr4
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - snoozy at May 17, 2025 11:19 PM (byv8W)
I can follow my own breath marks better tomorrow too. We have a last minute warm-up and rehearsal in the sanctuary at 10 AM, so I’ll aim for that. At the worst, I’ll just drop out when I run out of breath, but I pray God will help me do better. Now to take a shower and prepare for bed! Toodles!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 17, 2025 11:19 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I vote this as the most-likely choice.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2025 11:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: the Jimmy Hoffa Internment Committee at May 17, 2025 11:20 PM (053s8)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:20 PM (ypFCm)
Great song, such a great driving groove. Dunno about skating to it, I always found that Eye of the Tiger really pumped me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:20 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2025 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miklosian calculations, roughly at May 17, 2025 11:22 PM (053s8)
86
Posted by: the Jimmy Hoffa Internment Committee
Except he wasn't buried, he was probably sealed in a drum and sunk in the water, Superior most likely. Probably never, ever find him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:22 PM (2VST1)
Great song, such a great driving groove. Dunno about skating to it, I always found that Eye of the Tiger really pumped me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:20 PM (2VST1)
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CCRs Sweet Hitchhiker was a great song for speed skating.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2025 11:22 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Ciampino - my wound has been dressed in a tutu at May 17, 2025 11:22 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Skip
WWII only got 4
Posted by: Miklosian calculations, roughly at May 17, 2025 11:22 PM (053s
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Scheisskopf! We had six seasons, not counting Anschluss!
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at May 17, 2025 11:23 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: polynikes at May 17, 2025 11:23 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:24 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Miklos checks the mail for checks at May 17, 2025 11:24 PM (053s8)
Did you all get it?
Only on the second reading. Which is sad for me because it wasn't the least bit subtle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 17, 2025 11:25 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Cicero
Yes!! I forgot about that one. I had both 45's
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:25 PM (Uzn0I)
https://tinyurl.com/8ayes8cb
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan spotted clamping down on French President Emmanuel Macron's finger.
The incident took place at the European Political Community summit in Albania yesterday.
Turkish media is claiming that Macron was attempting to "establish psychological superiority." [ . . . ]
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2025 11:26 PM (D7oie)
The hash is nearly Presidential, really the best, classy
Posted by: Miklos is Impressed, Bigly at May 17, 2025 11:26 PM (053s8)
https://x.com/orenjinoir/status/1923904063134969976
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2025 10:29 PM (XeU6L)
Well, the generators were running, at least. Was lit up like a Christmas tree. Three-master becomes three-stumper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2025 10:35 PM (AGnKw)
Props to that electrician though! The mast lights stayed on!
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 17, 2025 11:27 PM (144I4)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2025 11:28 PM (rT96s)
There was a tug trying to move them and it was struggling against the tall ship, something was wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:28 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2025 11:29 PM (rT96s)
1968 was… a while ago.
https://youtu.be/AVwT2esqrr4
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - snoozy
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If you watch the video you will see the drummer crashing on the cymbals but you won't hear them. It's not close to live on that album or your favorite album. Is it the engineer or the producer that is a castrato?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:30 PM (8TQpF)
Memes and the like —did you see this one
🔗 Larwyn’s Linx: Forget the Seashells: James Comey Should Be Charged for Lying to Congress
https://bit.ly/3YPXaC9
⛑ Barnhardt Meme Barrage, 17 May ARSH 2025
https://bit.ly/4k1i1Ll
📷 Powerline Week in Pictures: Seashells by the Seashore Edition
https://bit.ly/3SakI0Q
😂 Malone Friday Funnies: Pig Kisses
https://bit.ly/43m7oeI
🧩Bits & Pieces —always memes
https://bitsandpieces.us/
📑 Bookworm Beat 5/16/25: The immigration, Comey, and more meme edition
https://bit.ly/4mnkJMv
📑 Hoyt: Tell me, How Do You Meme?
https://bit.ly/3GZmMWS
😸Bluebird of Bitterness —Caturday cartoons
https://bit.ly/3YPcvmi
Posted by: mindful webworker - g at May 17, 2025 11:30 PM (byv8W)
When they're not busy calling for donations, refusing to support Trump for not being ProLife,Inc., and generally not helping the cause at all, that is.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 17, 2025 11:31 PM (gKWVE)
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan spotted clamping down on French President Emmanuel Macron's finger.
This made me literally lol
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 17, 2025 11:31 PM (rT96s)
Posted by: Miklos hears the Villages are lovely this time of year at May 17, 2025 11:31 PM (053s8)
Story of my life.
https://tinyurl.com/37kubwzt
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2025 11:32 PM (viF8m)
394 Anybody who has spent any time sitting on a barstool knows what "86" means. It means thrown out and banned from ever returning
The DNC talking points say that word for word, so you might consult a thesaurus. The bar version is a softening of the original mob coinage. And Comey worked directly on at least one mob case where it meaning “murder” was very explicit. Plus it’s not like we haven’t seen shrill death threats from lefties constantly for the last 18 months.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2025 04:08 AM (QZThv)
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Yeah, that's the ticket, let's not give Trump another drink. Tee Hee.
I have got to post this!
- Comey
Yeah, right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2025 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
As far as the tall ship accident in New York is concerned, I used to sail on a schooner in New York Harbor and I can tell you the East River current is Wicked Strong, it can run as fast as five knots. If you lose power, which they obviously did because they were going backwards, it can suck you in directions you do not want to go! Our engine went out on us one time and we nearly pranked the Domino Sugar Factory on the Brooklyn side and we're only saved because one of our crew members, who was actually an airline mechanic, got into the bilge and found out the fuel line was blocked and actually sucked and spat the blockage out. Our passengers were blissfully unaware that we nearly had an accident but I can tell you the current was moving us just that fast in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Beverly at May 17, 2025 11:34 PM (Epeb0)
That makes sense, some people were commenting that the ship was sailing in reverse (!) and the tug was struggling to control it. Basically a sailing nightmare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:37 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 11:37 PM (RIvkX)
86 originally meant to take something off the menu, because out or or chef is starting to close the kitchen.
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Hmmm,
Let's take Trump 'off the menu'.
- Comey
That actually sounds even worse than '86'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2025 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
'Trying to watch Bob Ross, or This Old House Classics, and keep seeing that BFer commercial.'
Hmm. Something about those shows makes the network think that they should advertise to fags.
I don't know.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2025 11:40 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
I shall begin calling "Lil' Miklos" Life
Posted by: Miklos
The second half of the phrase is "it's harder when you're stupid," though.
Which might still apply, since G-d gave man a brain and a penis and enough blood to use one at a time.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2025 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
Why were there men in precarious positions?
As soon as they lost power, the captain needed to immediately call to rig for a collision.
Further, I don't believe their masts fit under any span of the bridge. Was the plan to back up to just short of the bridge, salute, and then "sail" back up against the current?
Sounds like a little bit of unnecessary risk due to hot-dogging to me?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:41 PM (HlyYF)
Because there is only one way that can be done, realistically, and everyone knows that at a gut level even if they haven't thought about it. Especially after the president having already been shot in the head during the campaign.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:41 PM (2VST1)
Turkish media is claiming that Macron was attempting to "establish psychological superiority." [ . . . ]
Posted by: Kindltot
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Erdogan is being jammed up on the eastern front. The Baloch's are fighting the Paki's for independence and it resonating throughout the region. The Kurds are pushing against the Turks while at the same time India has cut off a major relationship with Turkey.
From west of India to Turkey there is much rebellion against those states that are trying to force indigenous people into submission. The old British geographic/political boundaries are being erased.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:42 PM (8TQpF)
It was on a 70s funk list so no disco shame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2025 10:54 PM
Would you consider this funk or disco? Not as kitschy as Boogie Fever:
https://tinyurl.com/4vev9dk3
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I would call it funk, albeit a little smoother made funk like Earth, Wind & Fire. A lot of funk tunes did get played on the disco scene, though, and the bands got the hype.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 11:42 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:41 PM (HlyYF)
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You have to have the right touch.
Posted by: Capt. F. Schettino at May 17, 2025 11:43 PM (dDmld)
Because there is only one way that can be done, realistically, and everyone knows that at a gut level even if they haven't thought about it. Especially after the president having already been shot in the head during the campaign.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Just put it in file 13 and forgetaboutit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:43 PM (8TQpF)
Tom Hanks is douche but he got deliver one of the best movie lines.
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2025 11:45 PM (viF8m)
I don't know.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2025 11:40 PM (3wi/L)
Don't see it for Bob. Doing actual construction probably not either. Maybe decorating shows, but these are the program's dedicated channels, there aren't any other shows on them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 17, 2025 11:45 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Beverly at May 17, 2025 11:34 PM
Only the Charles River has a current that is "wicked strong".
You must pick a different adjective to describe a strong current in the East River.***
***AOS style guide
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:46 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: polynikes
For as long as I can remember that is what it is.
And now for some triva -
ANSI Devices - standardized electrical devices that do certain things... anyway, they get a numerical designation Device 01, device 15, etc.
What would be ANSI Device 86 ?
It's a KILL SWITCH (actually a relay) trigger by 'events' or when literally given signals.
Where / why would they pick 86 for that?
BTW the terms go waaaaay back. Unlike WIKI, they ain't gonna change because most beloved Comey put his foot up his own arse.*
* Which is why his musings are real threats - he has minions rewriting the internet to support him. Wiki and the MFM has proven this.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2025 11:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Alls I know is the Property Brothers really set off my gaydar, even though I know they aren't queer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:47 PM (2VST1)
Because there is only one way that can be done, realistically, and everyone knows that at a gut level even if they haven't thought about it. Especially after the president having already been shot in the head during the campaign.
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Which is why the lot of us jumped on Comey's case in the first place. Never mind the exact definition/use of "86". We knew what he meant & we heard the dog whistle being blown. Screw Comey & screw all those un-American Leftards.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at May 17, 2025 11:48 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:49 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
https://t.ly/NmBQP
https://t.ly/JXsyw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Bat
Sh*t
Crazy
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 17, 2025 11:49 PM (Uzn0I)
Which is why the lot of us jumped on Comey's case in the first place. Never mind the exact definition/use of "86". We knew what he meant & we heard the dog whistle being blown. Screw Comey & screw all those un-American Leftards.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 17, 2025 11:50 PM (8TQpF)
'President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan spotted clamping down on French President Emmanuel Macron's finger.'
What a strange thing to do.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2025 11:50 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2025 11:47 PM
I have a "gay" friend that is straight.
Has a wife and two kids. Also, owns a hair salon and pegs the gaydar to about 8 or 9.
We get along great since we are polar opposites and frequently have wide, rambling conversations since we each have tons of questions about the others hobbies and interests.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:51 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2025 11:07 PM (pZEOD)[/i}
I had some frozen pears and rhubarb, so I made a pear rhubarb crisp. It was yummy
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2025 11:51 PM (D7oie)
Mexico has a Navy?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 17, 2025 11:52 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:52 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:55 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 17, 2025 11:55 PM (ZVgZ4)
Mexico has a Navy?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 17, 2025 11:52 PM
They no longer have a Gulf!
Why would they even need a Navy?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:58 PM (HlyYF)
Why would they even need a Navy?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:58 PM (HlyYF)
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There's still the Sea of Cortez, h8tr.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2025 11:59 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2025 11:55 PM
Agreed.
The cartels probably even have a few actual Navy boats under their control.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 17, 2025 11:59 PM (HlyYF)
Mexico has a Navy?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 17, 2025 11:52 PM (dg+HA)
Even Bolivia and Paraguay have navies. However, most of the S American navies {other than Paraguay and Bolivia} also have tall ships, and those generally are used for the final year training cruise for their naval cadets. That ship probably has the entire 2025 academy graduating class on it
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2025 12:03 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 12:03 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2025 11:59 PM
You call that a Sea?
Heck, even Canada has bays bigger than that!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 18, 2025 12:04 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: TIM WALZ at May 18, 2025 12:04 AM (PjIB0)
https://tinyurl.com/yc4j8zna
Posted by: Ciampino - late dinner at May 18, 2025 12:05 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2025 12:06 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2025 10:2
Isn't she the one who had a husband "disappear" in a boating accident only later to be found alive in Meheeco? Or do I have her confused with someone else?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 12:09 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 18, 2025 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)
https://tinyurl.com/yc4j8zna
Posted by: Ciampino - late dinner
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The MFM was focused on the LGBTXYZ friendly nature of the business suggesting 'right wing terrorism'... Story gone in 3... 2... 1
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2025 12:11 AM (/lPRQ)
Well, Jose, you failed.
Posted by: ThisIsTheNameBox at May 18, 2025 12:12 AM (5VeHf)
Posted by: Ciampino - black plutonians? at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 18, 2025 12:11 AM (ZVgZ4)
Ask your doctor is Cacahuatle is right for you. Do not take Cacahuatl if you are allergic to Cacahuatl.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM (pIfcn)
We spent a lot time on the docks getting tours and simply admiring the ships. The Russian sailors were hocking practically every thing on the ship. The Soviet Union fell the previous year and money apparently was tight.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM (dLmtu)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: TIM WALZ
Give it up. You are not invited to The Preakness.
Weirdo.
- P. Diddy
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2025 12:15 AM (/lPRQ)
She's the one. Husband or fiance/boyfriend?
Posted by: Ciampino - blacks invented water at May 18, 2025 12:16 AM (sPQoU)
Mexico has a Navy?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 17, 2025 11:52 PM (dg+HA)
Even Bolivia and Paraguay have navies. However, most of the S American navies {other than Paraguay and Bolivia} also have tall ships, and those generally are used for the final year training cruise for their naval cadets. That ship probably has the entire 2025 academy graduating class on it
Posted by: Kindltot
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Recalls the story of a Venezuelan Navy destroyer ramming a Norwegian Cruise ship only to have its bow broken and sunk.
The Norwegian ship was designed for arctic cruises with a reinforced hull. The Norwegians did, reluctantly, rescue the crew of the Venezuelan ship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2025 12:16 AM (8TQpF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2025 12:18 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2025 12:16 AM (8TQpF)
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It's the Law of the Sea, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2025 12:18 AM (dDmld)
Posted by: The Craw at May 18, 2025 12:19 AM (dDmld)
Miklos, I can't find the algae email you are rumored to have sent for my brother. Kindly resend.
Thanks!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
El Salvador Unveils New "Lunch With a Gang Member" Tourism Campaign
Tecoluca, El Salvador -- The El Salvadorian Tourism ministry unveiled a new advertising campaign today. The campaign's central advertising theme "Lunch with a gang member" was officially launched this afternoon in Washington, DC and was directed mainly at Democrat members of the US congress.
https://tinyurl.com/5ymup24z
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2025 12:20 AM (D7oie)
No beagles are tortured in the making of our Responsibly Sourced comments.
Posted by: Artisanal Miklos at May 18, 2025 12:23 AM (053s8)
We spent a lot time on the docks getting tours and simply admiring the ships.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 18, 2025 12:14 AM
I assume you have taken the tour of Old Ironsides?
I am 6'3" tall. The tour nearly left a great impression ... on my forehead.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 18, 2025 12:24 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2025 12:24 AM (AGnKw)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2025 12:03 AM (D7oie)
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It's tragic to think that the entire incident might have been avoided if only the entire crew had directed their leafblowers to the aft of the ship.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2025 12:26 AM (dDmld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
It's in both Hungarian and English
https://vegaalga.eu/
I did not write this, but can explain in detail and practicalities.
Posted by: Agricultural Miklos at May 18, 2025 12:27 AM (053s8)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 12:27 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 12:28 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Breaker Morant at May 18, 2025 12:29 AM (053s8)
I am 6'3" tall. The tour nearly left a great impression ... on my forehead.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 18, 2025 12:24 AM (HlyYF)
I have. I got to watch them push her into the harbor, turn her around and put her back in the her birth. They do that every year to even out the weathering of the hull.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 18, 2025 12:29 AM (dLmtu)
https://vegaalga.eu/
I did not write this, but can explain in detail and practicalities.
Posted by: Agricultural Miklos
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There's no English.
And, don't those people understand copy/paste? Damn
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2025 12:30 AM (8TQpF)
Well, Jose, you failed.
Posted by: ThisIsTheNameBox at May 18, 2025 12:12
Is it true that pilot of the helicopter that hit the plane in DC was a DEI hire, a lesbian that failed her first 4 certification flights?
If so, I think she failed the 5th too.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 12:30 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 12:27 AM (viF8m)
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To be fair, chaos does not generate billables.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2025 12:31 AM (dDmld)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 12:33 AM (41CYW)
You seem awfully invested in minimizing what this shit-maggot did. You do know that the Wikipedia entry for "86" has been heavily edited in the past day or so?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm not invested in what he did. Damn, the guy is the trifecta, FBI, politician, and liar, but I repeat myself. I'm invested in trying to calm down the torrent of exaggerated bullshit on both sides.
Doesn't anybody get it? Polemics are fine, to a degree, but when that's all there is, where the hell are we going?
All I did was place a normal interpretation on an stupid political insult, and I'm a DNC shill.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 18, 2025 12:34 AM (ZBiCO)
Posted by: Ciampino - blacks invented water at May 18, 2025 12:16
Oh yeah, I think it was fiancee/boyfriend.
Now why can I recall such nonsense when I can't remember what I did yesterday?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 12:34 AM (55Qr6)
And, don't those people understand copy/paste? Damn
Posted by: Braenyard
I know that the web page was also in English, but now apparently neglected.
On my browser (Brave) I can toggle between Magyar and English.
Posted by: Miklos can Explain why crops like algae at May 18, 2025 12:36 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2025 12:37 AM (zKVqU)
Posted by: scampydog
Hopefully, everything
Posted by: Designated Miklos at May 18, 2025 12:38 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 12:38 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Asbestos and talcum powder at May 18, 2025 12:39 AM (053s8)
Farking lawyers.
I still might save you. Maybe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 12:40 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Somebody tipped $500 to play nothing but the Commodores
Posted by: Miklos will change it to Polka when they leave at May 18, 2025 12:41 AM (053s8)
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2025 12:41 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Jimmy Boy Comey at May 18, 2025 12:43 AM (A2iSa)
Posted by: scampydog
Hopefully, everything
Posted by: Designated Miklos
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Yeah, I stepped on that rake. Well done and good evening, Miklos.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 12:44 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 12:45 AM (ypFCm)
You know it would have been bad enough if they hit it in the dark or something, but to do it when you know you’re on display and there’s a couple thousand people watching on both sides of the river??? This is a monumental fuck-up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2025 12:45 AM (buOX2)
I assume you have taken the tour of Old Ironsides?
I am 6'3" tall. The tour nearly left a great impression ... on my forehead.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Any Navy ship would give you that impression.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2025 12:47 AM (63Dwl)
Mexico has a Navy?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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I thought I had taken care of that...
Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, Texas Navy at May 18, 2025 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo
>Staged distraction. It's the Mexican Navy, for crying out loud!
Not to make light of injury and suffering, but look at the border if you want to see real pain.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 18, 2025 12:49 AM (zKVqU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 12:49 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 12:38 AM (0nHVk)
Glad you knocked on our door. We've been waiting for you. We've a lovable space that needs your face.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2025 12:50 AM (UQakJ)
Steak and eggs at 12:30 at night is one of the joys of dissolute bachelorhood.
And damn, this steak is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2025 12:50 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, Texas Navy
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See also: The engraving on the cylinder of the 1851 and 1861 Colt Navy Revolvers and the Colt 1860 Army Revolver.
Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, Texas Navy at May 18, 2025 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 12:50 AM (ypFCm)
I can't be trusted, and I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 12:52 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Can relate. I did two loads this afternoon. Left one batch of clothes - materials I am unfamiliar with for Mrs. Doggo. Best not to mess with some things.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 12:54 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 12:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 12:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, Texas Navy at May 18, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 12:57 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Emails you wish you'd saved at May 18, 2025 12:57 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 12:55 AM (rdVOm)
Thank YOU for being here.
(Note - my appreciation for you being here has NOTHING to do with your proclivity for large tips. Yes, I made sure I spelled that correctly!)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2025 12:58 AM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2025 12:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2025 12:58 AM (UQakJ)
https://tinyurl.com/mt8tvzj7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2025 01:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 01:01 AM (ypFCm)
[bold]I can't be trusted, and I'm OK with that.[/bold]
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 12:51
LOL Miley, I'm in the same boat. Jules does not approve of the way I do the wash and I'm just fine with that.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 01:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2025 01:01 AM (bss/y)
LMAO! The filename actually includes "Sydney-Sweeney-Big-Boobs-and-Pokies"
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2025 01:04 AM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 01:05 AM (55Qr6)
See what I did there?
Posted by: Case at May 18, 2025 01:06 AM (Qdqx6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2025 01:07 AM (a4NoL)
See what I did there?
Posted by: Case at May 18, 2025 01:06 AM (Qdqx6)
I wouldn't buy that book to piss on it or burn it for kindling.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2025 01:07 AM (a4NoL)
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Even so, it was a cowrie thing to do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2025 01:08 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 01:09 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2025 01:07 AM (a4NoL)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2025 01:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Congrats!
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 01:11 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2025 01:11 AM (E0p3T)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
So now I'm concerned that the proggie idiots at Mat-Su Hospital will accuse him of something awful, and I can't figure out how to make sure they don't make it worse. It was clearly an accident, nobody's fault, but you know how these things go these days.
Guess I will watch the news and see if it gets out of hand. I probably should have called that ambulance and made sure everything was on the record.
Shit.
I'm gonna dream that awful sound tonight, I know it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2025 01:13 AM (a4NoL)
youtube.com/watch?v=q84psZX6MbA
Posted by: JQ
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Great song. Had this song in a draft a few times - didn't fit the content. It will in the future! Listening to it now, thanks JQ.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 01:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Miley, it is good to see you here at this hour, what would you like to drink?
Doof should be here for a while, he's in a different time zone.
I have been dealing with the annual teeny tiny ants in the kitchen invasion. I must admit, the cabinets are looking nice and clean, threw out a lot of really old spices and stuff.
JQ, I recognized you at the bar in your black fedora.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 01:18 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Farmer
One letter only between the brackets. i, b, s, or u, for italic, bold,
You can't spell out "bold," you can't use "strong," you can't even type "img," even if it's not in brackets, unless you know how to cheat, etc.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2025 01:19 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 01:21 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hi, Debby!
And what do you think of my black cape? Will need to store it away soon... Memorial Day coming up, you know...
These spike heels are just killing me. Shhhh, I'm gonna slip them off.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 01:24 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: mikeski
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No super/sub scripts and definitely no gifs or scrollers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2025 01:25 AM (8TQpF)
You can't spell out "bold," you can't use "strong," you can't even type "___," even if it's not in brackets, unless you know how to cheat, etc.
Posted by: mikeski
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Oh, yeah... speaking of Memorial Day....
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:26 AM (rdVOm)
Saying a prayer the tot and her daddy, and for you!
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 01:36 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Doof at May 17, 2025 10:50 PM (UQakJ)
Cop Crock
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2025 01:36 AM (WqK+k)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:36 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/5becf5df
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2025 01:21 AM (viF8m)
Tune in to Monday night's ONT for an, umm, INTERESTING version of that song.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2025 01:36 AM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 18, 2025 01:38 AM (WqK+k)
youtube.com/watch?v=7rvegmZ5LOM
It's almost as if disco never went away
Posted by: JQ
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LOL. Oh, JQ. Worked with a guy that was pretty full of himself. We took a chunk of cardboard and taped it to the passenger door of his Jeep Wrangler that said, "I'm Too Sexy for My Jeep." Took him 3 days to discover it/figure it out.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 01:42 AM (41CYW)
See what I did there?
Posted by: Case
Marketing and a bit of trolling.
Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2025 01:44 AM (cPl+1)
JQ, we may need to press you into service!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 01:45 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ
*retrieves large tray of mixed Jello shots from the back cooler*
Posted by: Miklos is happy the one group left at May 18, 2025 01:49 AM (053s8)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2025 01:50 AM (ypFCm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNVr0-_Qbtc
-- setting the bar for Trump to Rival up with his DC Parade, June 14th.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 18, 2025 01:51 AM (6PcKb)
Miklos to the rescue, and with Jello Shots!
WOO HOO!!
*lays foldin' moneys on the bar for Miklos*
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Jimmy Boy Comey at May 18, 2025 01:52 AM (FDlb9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Ok, went out back for a smoke and a talk and another smoke.
That Lurleen is right damn sweet
Posted by: Miklos adjusts bartender apron, with a Sly Smile at May 18, 2025 01:54 AM (053s8)
Posted by: scampydog
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OMGosh, that's hilarious!
Reminds me of a *small job of dirtywork* in which I was once asked to participate...
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
*checks exchange rate for South African Rand*
Posted by: Miklos figures your money's no good here at May 18, 2025 01:56 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 01:03 AM (55Qr6)
I just leave the whites to him (he uses bleach and I'm not bleachish). But I do the folding : )
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 01:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2025 01:07 AM (a4NoL)
What about his wife?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
Anyhow. Another guy, what I knew well enough (years of working together)
OK, says I. Will do this for ya, but my name NEVER is mentioned. I. Know. NOTHING! if asked.
He agreed. I made the "plate" for him. He put it on smartass' car. LOL! It stayed there for WEEKS before it got noticed! (don't know whether it was Mr Smartass or cops, and don't care. I know nothing, right?
)Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
*blinks*
*The Male Gaze*
*out of clean socks, but who cares*
* I think there is a machine for this*
Posted by: Miklos learned about laundry from Uncle Palp at May 18, 2025 02:05 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 02:06 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Miklos doubts that at May 18, 2025 02:07 AM (053s8)
Posted by: JQ
This is precisely the kind of shit I deny ever having done.
OK maybe, because Statute of Limitations and such.
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench at May 18, 2025 02:11 AM (053s8)
Going to wind down for the night. Breakfast comes early.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2025 02:11 AM (w6EFb)
They taped it all up & spray-painted it, LOL. Looked good from a distance! Classic rice boy stuff... Funny as hell.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 02:16 AM (41CYW)
Miley, I imagine that they play with one another once in a while, after all they got a kid now, unless this is a Maury Povich episode a few years down the road. I think publius is rayciss for only doing white laundry. I want my reparations now.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 02:17 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog
*Narrator voice*
It wasn't a Taco
Posted by: Devious Evil Lil' Miklos at May 18, 2025 02:19 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You go Girl!
And what about all these Greenbax Stamps?
Posted by: Miklos insists at May 18, 2025 02:21 AM (053s8)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 02:22 AM (41CYW)
Mechanics? Had to deal with greased handles on their toolboxes & lockers or whatever.
Assemblers? Maybe their vehicles got balloons tied on, or shrink-wrapped shut.
It varied. Depended on personality/accessibility. LOL
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog
Ritz crackers?
Hell, I ain't even got no Grey Poupon.
Posted by: Miklos wonders what Rich people eat at May 18, 2025 02:24 AM (053s8)
Hell, I ain't even got no Grey Poupon.
Posted by: Miklos wonders what Rich people eat
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https://tinyurl.com/98ukt8za
A bit of Ritz music.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 02:26 AM (41CYW)
* I think there is a machine for this*
Posted by: Miklos learned about laundry from Uncle Palp at May 18, 2025 02:05
That's right, didn't Uncle Palp say he owned a laundromat? Then he got into an accident w/ some gun-toting illegal on the way to the TXMoMee, and we never heard from him again.
Go figure. He was a fun dude, kinda like you Mik.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 02:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos used to get laid back in the 80s at May 18, 2025 02:29 AM (053s8)
A long-time cow-orker had confided in me, that although he'd *given 2 weeks' notice* he planned to Not Return after the current day at work.
I asked bossman for 1hour of PTO, please, after lunch that day. Granted, LOL, it wasn't a busy day.
I took many rolls of empty label-backing paper out to parking lot at lunch time & spent the time fluffing all that paper out and stuffing the mess into cow-orker's truck cab. (Because I knew he couldn't lock one of the doors, haha.)
Filled his cab completely with paper strip!
Heh.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take
I was never sure about Uncle Palp, but he had a high level of authenticity regarding Communist Central/East Europe.
That part was impossible to fake.
RETURN UNCLE PALP, IN ACCORDANCE WITHE PROPHESY
Posted by: Miklosov, Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at May 18, 2025 02:34 AM (053s8)
A neighbor and I went out for dinner and drinks one night, and the next morning about 15 Black Lives Matter signs were on another neighbor's lawn. I have only the foggiest remembrance of the gathering or the planting but I almost wet my pants driving down the street the day after.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 02:38 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Assistant late Nite Miklos manager at May 18, 2025 02:39 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Assistant late Nite Miklos
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Any stale popcorn? Extra salt. And maybe a little campfire?
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 02:41 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Assistant late Nite Miklos at May 18, 2025 02:43 AM (053s8)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:43 AM (rdVOm)
One half (1/2) of a pack of salted p-nuts goes into your PBR (In a bottle, of course).
No more, no less
Posted by: Record Straight Setting Miklos at May 18, 2025 02:47 AM (053s8)
By not rotating the track as originally planned, authorities said that also saves in the construction timeline, almost guaranteeing the Preakness returns to Baltimore in 2027.
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But they're keeping the rotating restaurant, right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 18, 2025 02:48 AM (JZKGj)
This past week has been... exasperating.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:49 AM (rdVOm)
No more, no less
Posted by: Record Straight Setting Miklos
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I've been on that Southwest Airlines flight, but it was a can.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 02:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2025 02:50 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Sam Miklos-Cooke at May 18, 2025 02:53 AM (053s8)
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At this hour? After how many drinks? What, are ya cray?
Gonna get peoples hurt! LOL.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
*Twists the Night Away*
Posted by: Sam Miklos-Cooke
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Last Dance.
Posted by: scampydog-Summer at May 18, 2025 02:56 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Actually, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8dcdgKsho
Posted by: Miklos likes that the restaurant rotates at May 18, 2025 02:56 AM (053s8)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 02:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2025 02:57 AM (qFAfu)
Posted by: scampydog-Summer
Give me just a little more time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8foVU3rQRE
Posted by: Miklos likes that Shag thing they do at May 18, 2025 02:58 AM (053s8)
*Twists the Night Away*
Posted by: Sam Miklos-Cooke at May 18, 2025 02:53 AM (053s
What is wrong with you? You want me to end up in the ER at this time of the morning?
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2025 02:58 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog-has the heavies at May 18, 2025 03:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 18, 2025 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 18, 2025 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
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We're all doing it wrong!
https://tinyurl.com/2xh69xuj
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2025 03:07 AM (qFAfu)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 18, 2025 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
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We're all doing it wrong!
https://tinyurl.com/2xh69xuj
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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A litigator walks into a bar and orders two shots...
Posted by: scampydog-has bad joke starters at May 18, 2025 03:12 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ
I live, like, 5 minutes from the hospital
Got a ride, dude
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at May 18, 2025 03:14 AM (053s8)
Posted by: scampydog-has bad joke starters at May 18, 2025 03:12 AM (41CYW)
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Litigator?
My link was about a de-fender!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2025 03:17 AM (qFAfu)
My link was about a de-fender!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
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Objection! Two parts Bacardi, one part ice! Splash of water.
Posted by: scampydog-has bad joke starters at May 18, 2025 03:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 18, 2025 03:21 AM (KAi1n)
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https://tinyurl.com/46dzubr9
Posted by: scampydog-has the heavies
No Sir
I be Old Skool
Met Norman Johnson of the Chainmen of the Board, played drums (not well) with the Tams
Carolina Beach music is a thing. My parents had Shag Tags on the big-ass Cadillac.
They won dance prizes, but never really taught me.
My dating pool appears to be Ladies of a Certain Age who want to shag.
Posted by: Miklos was am Extra in that bad movie "Shag" at May 18, 2025 03:21 AM (053s8)
"The Clintons are corrupt beyond words. Hillary is evil, vindictive, and profane. Hillary is a bitch."
Ace (and maybe JJ, if I recall correctly), referred to an X comment from this guy last week setting the facts straight about the new AF1 from Qatar. Today's subject is Hillary:
https://tinyurl.com/wk49hrjd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2025 03:22 AM (qFAfu)
https://tinyurl.com/hxwemk62
Works for me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2025 03:27 AM (qFAfu)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2025 03:30 AM (41CYW)
Got a ride, dude
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at May 18, 2025 03:14 AM (053s
It's not the ride to the hospital I'm worried about, it's the hospital stay. These days, may not make it back from that.
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2025 03:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
Yer fine
Earl Bob's second wife a was Veterinary Assistant, so he knows stuff.
Posted by: Miklos got a Guest Room in the Double Wide at May 18, 2025 03:33 AM (053s8)
The City had trimmed junipers along the street! I got NO advance notice of this, unlike before:
Previously, had received what I call "a nasty-gram" re: the grass was "too tall" and I had 2 weeks to trim before City would do it at my expense, yadda yadda, and so I did it, no problem. (Hubby was getting difficult to handle at that time, but I managed to trim it myself...)
I'm *breathless with anticipation* of what they will charge! And PO'd in the extreme, that I was not given the usual advance notice!
FML
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 03:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
One neighbor does not live in his house, rarely there.
The grass could be a foot tall and nobody would complain.
Apart from the pollen, South Carolina is not bad
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at May 18, 2025 03:40 AM (053s8)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
Well, I love Jack White just like a little brother ...
Posted by: Holly & Meg at May 18, 2025 03:44 AM (tcomi)
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Last autumn, the grass wasn't as tall as the City's letter claimed, but I knew it needed trimming. OK, so I trimmed it. No biggie. I figured some neighbor what had the For Sale sign in yard had called in..
This week? I dunno. But, why TF did I not get a nasty-gram first?
It's gonna cost a bunch! Double or Triple 'normal' cost because Union wages and 2-3x necessary man-hours...
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 03:45 AM (rdVOm)
Got a ride, dude
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at May 18, 2025 03:14
Like "Name That Tune" I can say I live 4 minutes from the hospital. If the 2 stoplights cooperate.
That can come in handy if you have anaphylactic shock or a SVT episode. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 18, 2025 03:50 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Horizontal Miklos at May 18, 2025 04:00 AM (053s8)
Too late to change anything, now.
*shrug*
Sure, just another tall pile of hundreds, flying away forever...What, me worry?
LOL
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 04:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2025 04:03 AM (rdVOm)
My life is horrivle.
I'm giving my brother 2 weeks to resolve this then I am going war.
I will start to do my best to destroy his wife's job.
Fuck it. I am sick of this.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 18, 2025 04:12 AM (jvJvP)
There's a time for niceties and there's a time for 'fuck it'.
I know of such 'family'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2025 04:17 AM (gKDq2)
But no.
I'm going to start make life really bad.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 18, 2025 04:27 AM (jvJvP)
I know of such 'family'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2025 04:17 AM (gKDq2
And I am so sorry you know this.
I would happily be the only Horde member going through crap like this.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 18, 2025 04:58 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 18, 2025 05:13 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 18, 2025 05:32 AM (jvJvP)
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