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Democrats to Biden: Drop Dead

Democrats claimed for years that Joe Biden ran the most successful presidency in history.

But, for some reason, the Democrats are now demanding Biden disappear, and stop reminding people of the most successful presidency in history.

I don't understand. If it's the most successful presidency in history, wouldn't you want to advertise?

Joe Biden's return to the spotlight this week is igniting anger among Democrats who wish the former president would ride off into retirement and stay there.

In a wide-ranging interview on "The View" with former First Lady Jill Biden on Thursday, Biden owned up to his role in Donald Trump's return to power even as he defended his decision to stay in the race as long as he did last year. But if he was expecting a warm reception, he's not getting it. Many in his party are desperate to turn the page on Biden's presidency, craving new leaders and fresh faces as Democrats look to find a way out of the political wilderness.

"It's time for Joe Biden to go away with all due respect and let the next generation of Democrats take the mantle," said Democratic strategist Chuck Rocha. "Every time he appears on a show or says something, it's just another week or a month that we have to defend him and remind everybody that we got beat by Donald Trump, again."

"For those of us trying to rebuild the brand, it does no good when you're constantly reminded about the old brand that won't go away," Rocha said, adding that the only good thing about the interview is that it was quickly overtaken by news of the selection of a new pope.

...

However unwelcome for many Democrats, Biden is an unavoidable subject.

The former president's allies are bracing for the potential release of audio of Biden's interview with Robert Hur, the special counsel who investigated Biden's handling of classified documents and raised questions about his mental acuity. That's in addition to an upcoming book by two high-profile journalists that promises to shed light on Biden's decision to run for reelection "despite evidence of his serious decline" mentally, according to promotional copy for Original Sin, set for release on May 20.

For many Democrats, both events are dredging up past problems-- not just around Biden's age, but also inflation and the party's handling of cultural issues.

...

"I think people have wanted to hear him acknowledge some sense of responsibility," said longtime Democratic strategist Karen Finney, who worked on HIllary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign. She also said many Democrats were more upset that Biden, who had cast himself as a transitional figure, ran for reelection anyway.

That, she said, "goes back to his initial promise, where he said that he would only serve for one term."

...

"Most Democrats ... are tired of the distractions," said Georgia-based Democratic strategist Andrew Heaton. "The last thing we want is anything that's going to feed it to the naysayers who are going to point to see: 'once again, it was a big cover up in the party.'"

Heaton likened Democrats' current situation to a wildfire. At some point, he said, it will be important to understand how it started. But for now, he said, "Digging into the machinations of the Biden reelect is not something that I think a lot of folks are focused on right now."

He said, "Like, can we just move on?"

Below, two videos. In the first, a Biden insider reveals that Biden was always lying about only serving a single term. He says from the first moment they usurped the White House, the Biden team was fixated on winning -- "winning" -- a second term.

The second video is a compilation of headlines telling Biden to just die already. I mean, they don't say that, but that's what they mean.

For years, the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) insisted that the border could not be sealed without granting amnesty and a path to citizenship to the 30 million illegals already here.

They were lying, obviously. A truer form of this statement would be "We cannot seal the border without extracting concessions from American citizens to appease our illegal alien constituents. Politically, we can only 'control illegal immigration' by making all illegal immigration legal. We can only 'reduce illegal immigration' by drastically increasing the number of legalized immigrants."

All it took was a president who could seal the border without trying to extract concessions for MS-13 and Tren de Aragua:


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

BREAKING: Internal CBP data obtained by @FoxNews reveals Border Patrol apprehended 8,383 illegal aliens at the southern border in April, down 93% from nearly 129,000 in April 2024.

Per CBP data, only 5 aliens were released in April, compared to roughly 68,000 released in April 2024 under the Biden admin.

CBP says the 5 releases were only temporary for special interest court cases.

April 2025 averaged 279 Border Patrol apprehensions of illegal aliens per day.

April 2024 averaged 4,297 Border Patrol apprehensions of illegal aliens per day.

Analysis: The border is effectively closed/shut down, catch and release is over, gotaways are minuscule, and there has been no traditional spring surge of migrants arriving at the border.

Messaging, executive policy, and consequences have intersected to create the quietest border in modern history.

CBP statement:

"For the first time in years, more agents are back in the field - patrolling territories that CBP didn't have the bandwidth or manpower to oversee just six months ago," said Pete Flores, Acting Commissioner of CBP. "But thanks to this administration's dramatic shift in security posture at our border, we are now seeing operational control becoming a reality -- and it's only just beginning."

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM




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1 Yo!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (Sm9Rz)

2 (Not old commenter Yo…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2025 04:41 PM (Sm9Rz)

3 Get on the Cart, Joe!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (PCK5/)

4 I’ll go fetch em.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (Sm9Rz)

5 More Joe please

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (VE6XX)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (Sm9Rz)

7 3 Get on the Cart, Joe!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:42 PM (PCK5/)

But I want to go for a...you know...well, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden, cart material at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (TbWk/)

8 The four years under Biden were *objectively* the worst 4 years of nominal peace time in American history.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:43 PM (t0Rmr)

9 it's just another week or a month that we have to defend him and remind everybody that we got beat by Donald Trump, again."
***
I don't think dems need to defend Slo Joe or be reminded that Trump won. One is impossible, and the other is self evident.


Just trying to help.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (lCppi)

10 Sand castles at Rehoboth Beach

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2025 04:44 PM (Cg+Z/)

11 Has Trump been impeached yet for declaring war on the sovereign nation of Pfizer?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (l3YAf)

12 I thought biden was already dead and the democrats were pulling a weekend at bernies with the corpse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (e5NfL)

13 For years, the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) insisted that the border could not be sealed without granting amnesty and a path to citizenship to the 30 million illegals already here.

That reminds me of how global warming can only be solved by giving rich people and NGOs a ton of money to fly private jets to the top tourism destinations in the world to have very important conferences.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (t0Rmr)

14 I don't blame Joe.

I blame whoever it was threatening to yell at him every time he started to explain how awful he is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (yvnLa)

15 When I asked my orthopedic surgeon what my hip would cost if I had no insurance, he said it would be exactly the same. He thought it wrong to charge different prices for the same procedure depending on who paid.
Drugs should be the same. I'm not wild about the Fed dictating prices, but I do like the idea of Medicare/Medicaid insisting upon being treated fairly.


Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (Da7Vv)

16 "Most Democrats ... are tired of the distractions," said Georgia-based Democratic strategist Andrew Heaton. "The last thing we want is anything that's going to feed it to the naysayers who are going to point to see: 'once again, it was a big cover up in the party.'"

You know what responsible adults do? They take responsibility for their mistakes and bad actions. You know what they don't do? Tell everyone "lalalalala, I can't hear you!".

IOW, GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (s8j++)

17 Democrats and the GOPe: "Sealing the border is too hard!" (insert petulant whining here)

President Trump: "Hold my Diet Coke." (Seals border within first 100 days or so).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (7fElN)

18 "He said, "Like, can we just move on?""

No, no you can't. You foisted this wizened f*cker on the country, then tried to gaslight and ridicule everyone who pointed out how feeble he was.

You made the bed that you then proceeded to sh*t in. Now lie in it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM (k9OZB)

19 >>> BREAKING: Internal CBP data obtained by @FoxNews reveals Border Patrol apprehended 8,383 illegal aliens at the southern border in April, down 93% from nearly 129,000 in April 2024.

What they meant by "apprehended" in 2024 was that they waved them in while handing them bundles of goodies. Of course there would be more "apprehended". Not unlike FREE DemCong campaign speeches headlined by pop music stars.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (/lPRQ)

20 What if the Hur "tape" is another dud?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

21 It's going to be really impressive when they turn on a dime and says that EVERYONE knew he was unable to tell the truth.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (N1tpc)

22 "April 2025 averaged 279 Border Patrol apprehensions of illegal aliens per day."

Average? Why don't they just say 300?

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (vFG9F)

23 "Below, two videos. In the first, a Biden insider reveals that Biden was always lying about only serving a single term. He says from the first moment they usurped the White House, the Biden team was fixated on winning -- "winning" -- a second term."

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Anyone who looked at Jill Biden for 10 seconds knew that was going to be the case. She is claw your way to the top made flesh.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

24 The average AoS commenter needs to go through 2.1 sock names a day.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (l3YAf)

25 But a happy drop dead.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (kXFFr)

26 The average AoS commenter needs to go through 2.1 sock names a day.

Oh sure let's bring back the "fun" part from last thread.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (t0Rmr)

27 >> "I think people have wanted to hear him acknowledge some sense of responsibility," said longtime Democratic strategist Karen Finney, who worked on HIllary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign.

A person who worked for Hillary (at this point what difference does it make??… that Hillary??) wants someone else to acknowledge responsibility??? That’s rich

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (YobFY)

28 I just read that new jobs numbers under Biden last year were smoke and mirrors. A downward revision of some 800,000 for last year is in the works. Expect it to be splashed all over the news for days.

Just kidding. About the news part, not kidding about the phony numbers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

29 it's only just beginning."

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM
Best line of this post

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (bOIFU)

30 The View tape shows there is nothing in Biden 's head. His eyes are dead
Dems to Biden:"Drop Dead"
Narrator: soon, soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (4/Kdf)

31 IIRC all job growth under Biden were either government jobs or jobs given to immigrants.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (t0Rmr)

32 The average AoS commenter needs to go through 2.1 sock names a day.


Let's not get too hasty, here.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (t6ibK)

33 From the previous thread (I can't remember who said it):

"They are the party of gay brown communism and there's no recovering from that."

IF the media weren't spending 24/7 trying to spin in the Dems favor, the Democratic party would already be a thing of the past. They've painted themselves into a corner from which is there is no coming back.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (TN0g+)

34 0.1 of a sock? That's like.... half a toe, man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (yvnLa)

35
Did Hunter ever come back from South Africa or is he basically in exile now?

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (j4U/Z)

36 Save us, Gavin Newsom, you're our only hope!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (PiwSw)

37 29 it's only just beginning."

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM
Best line of this post
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (bOIFU)

Chicago wrote a song about it…. and the Carpenters..

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:50 PM (PCK5/)

38 "April 2025 averaged 279 Border Patrol apprehensions of illegal aliens per day."

Average? Why don't they just say 300?
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Yeah, everybody knows there's no such thing as 79 people, much less 279 people!

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

39 Yeah, stop showing up and proving their point about you being out of your gourd, buddy!

Makes it reallllly hard to enforce the narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (Hkcdp)

40 Save us, Gavin Newsom, you're our only hope!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (PiwSw)

Gavin and Hogg as the Two Wild And Crazy Guys.

It's perfect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (yvnLa)

41 I'm hoping MSNBC replaces Joe and Mika with Joe and Dr. Doctor.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (Uzn0I)

42 Save us, Gavin Newsom, you're our only hope!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:49 PM (PiwSw)

He's so popular in CA they are trying to recall him for the second time.

He lost a charm debate with Ron DeSantis. (hey I like DeSantis he's a great governor.)

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

43 No, no you can't. You foisted this wizened f*cker on the country, then tried to gaslight and ridicule everyone who pointed out how feeble he was.

This. You don't "turn the page". You hammers the bastards over it, every day, until you destroy them.

Unless you're the GOPe. But as we've well established, they're just the Vichy arm of the DNC.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (Wznjk)

44 >> "They are the party of gay brown communism and there's no recovering from that."

It’s not just brown, it’s explicitly anti-white. They’re very open in their hatred of white people and white civilization.

It’s anti-white gay communism.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (l3YAf)

45 it's only just beginning."

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM
Best line of this post
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (bOIFU)

Chicago wrote a song about it…. and the Carpenters..
Posted by: tubal

Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7

Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (t6ibK)

46 Analysis: The border is effectively closed/shut down, catch and release is over, gotaways are minuscule, and there has been no traditional spring surge of migrants arriving at the border.
____________

How can they calculate gotaways? Seems like a Rumsfeldian known unknown.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (UBKzV)

47 I'm hoping MSNBC replaces Joe and Mika with Joe and Dr. Doctor.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron


So, replace Joe and Ho with Joe and Ho?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (OUMaO)

48 Gay Brown Communism… sort of a John Leguizamo thing???

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

49 Butttttt... Biden got over 81,000,000 votes in 2020.
The most of any presidential candidate in history.

He's their golden calf, their cash cow.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (NpAcC)

50 >>> Democrats to Biden: Drop Dead

What they cannot tell is that real Joe Biden dropped during the 2020 campaign and its been body doubles ever since. On the third one now. He got real bad dementia and thinks he is the real Joe Biden.
The first two doubles were feeble but mentally still there. They loved playing old word salad pedo Joe. The first one suffered a fatal fall going up a stairs. Second one, same thing except falling off a stage going after a tweener.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (/lPRQ)

51 Jeepers, why do Yankees lie so much?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (n17eQ)

52 "April 2025 averaged 279 Border Patrol apprehensions of illegal aliens per day."

Average? Why don't they just say 300?
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Yeah, everybody knows there's no such thing as 79 people, much less 279 people!
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

I just see 'many' in all of these

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (8avO+)

53 I always enjoy our DU dispatches when Biden comes up.

Inevitably, it's all how he's so kind, and decent, and selfless, and humble, and such a good man, and how we didn't deserve him as President and everyone will look fondly on how great he was for decades.

I think they still cling bitterly to the lie that he was merely suffering from a minor infection the night of The Debate and that was the sole cause of the debacle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:53 PM (ohohZ)

54 Butttttt... Biden got over 81,000,000 votes in 2020.
The most of any presidential candidate in history.


I remember when the left told me he was going to build on that because all the anti-clot shot people would be dead from COVID by 2024.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (t0Rmr)

55 He's so popular in CA they are trying to recall him for the second time.
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They just need to complete the High Speed Train and then everything will be okay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (n17eQ)

56 The Biden Grift is grinding to a halt.

The family rode that man like a surfboard on a forever wave and now it's all crashing like Toonces the Cat is driving this MFer

Posted by: jsg at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (qYD0X)

57 Analysis: The border is effectively closed/shut down, catch and release is over, gotaways are minuscule, and there has been no traditional spring surge of migrants arriving at the border.
____________

How can they calculate gotaways? Seems like a Rumsfeldian known unknown.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (UBKzV)

Spring Surge? I seem to remember these meticulous organized convoys paid for by vague shadowy groups the media found uninteresting. If they were sneaking in Republicans they'd have found out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (8avO+)

58 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

59 Jill Biden needs to be investigated for elder abuse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (v2VfP)

60 >> Jeepers, why do Yankees lie so much?

New Perfidious Albion.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (l3YAf)

61 He's so popular in CA they are trying to recall him for the second time.
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They just need to complete the High Speed Train and then everything will be okay.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:54 PM (n17eQ)

They are stuck on the preparing to start part.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (8avO+)

62 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (t6ibK)
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That was the song played by the evil entity in the movie "1408" whenever it began toying with John Cusack's character. Oh, and I suppose it was a detention center of sorts, as people rarely made it out of that room alive.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (7fElN)

63 Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President

It's a write-off Jerry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (/lPRQ)

64

He touched me in my naughty bits! Over and over! Sometimes I had to wake him up!

Posted by: David Hogger at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (Jf5XY)

65 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.
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Karen should have mixed in a cheeseburger...and fries.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (TN0g+)

66 I think they still cling bitterly to the lie that he was merely suffering from a minor infection the night of The Debate and that was the sole cause of the debacle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 04:53 PM


I thought they were blaming his poor performance during the debate on a child hood stutter that he was still trying to overcome.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (e5NfL)

67
Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

You really want the centers cited for cruel and unusual?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (bOIFU)

68 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.


Push the Little Daisies by Ween

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (t0Rmr)

69 I wonder if Hunter Biden's in-laws are some of the South Africans who are coming to America. They are white and Jewish. To the black Marxists in South Africa that's two strikes. The third strike is that they are still breathing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (4/Kdf)

70 “The old brand that won’t go away.”


Wow. Harsh, dude.
But also - “brand?” He’s a person, The person you shoehorned into the oval office.

I’m sorry if you’d liketo move on, but we are still very much dealing with the consequences of his presidency. You can’t just erase him from our memory and move on.

Lastly, where was this sentiment with Obama? He moved 1 mile down the road and continued to act as shadow president. So you jerks REALLY have no business now complaining about Biden failing to exit.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (Hkcdp)

71
I'm hoping MSNBC replaces Joe and Mika with Joe and Dr. Doctor.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Make it a threesome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (63Dwl)

72 Wasn't what happened on The View more like wide ranging oral sex than a wide ranging interview?
I just made myself throw up in my mouth

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (kTd/k)

73 I thought they were blaming his poor performance during the debate on a child hood stutter that he was still trying to overcome.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (e5NfL)

He told the cows on The Spew he was sick that night...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (VE6XX)

74 It’s not just brown, it’s explicitly anti-white. They’re very open in their hatred of white people and white civilization.

And we love it !!!

Posted by: Affluent White Female Liberals at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (7nUNj)

75 Karen should have mixed in a cheeseburger...and fries.
Posted by: Crusader


I'm amazed that her voice stayed so fine with all of the health problems she had.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

76 53 I always enjoy our DU dispatches when Biden comes up.

Inevitably, it's all how he's so kind, and decent, and selfless, and humble, and such a good man, and how we didn't deserve him as President and everyone will look fondly on how great he was for decades.
____

He was at his most kindest and most decent when he verbally attacked Trump voters as white-supremacist wreckers, hoarders and running dogs in his speech in front of the red lighted buildings and Marine Corpsman props.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (Dv3i1)

77 The CDP tariff negotiating team let it be known that they didn't respect Biden's negotiators nor the entire administration. They had Biden's number and simply ignored any agreements that were made. It is no longer possible to hide how useless they were so of course they now want to change the subject but the old fraud won't let them.

Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (unUNN)

78 Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President

It's a write-off Jerry.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


It's a lop off Jerry. They just lop it off.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (4dDXL)

79 They just need to complete the High Speed Train and then everything will be okay.
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I think the AoS style guide should refer to it as "The High Speed Choo-Choo Train".

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (TN0g+)

80 73 I thought they were blaming his poor performance during the debate on a child hood stutter that he was still trying to overcome.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 12, 2025 04:55 PM (e5NfL)

He told the cows on The Spew he was sick that night...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 04:56 PM (VE6XX)

Dr. Feelgood was told to stand down….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

81 72 Wasn't what happened on The View more like wide ranging oral sex than a wide ranging interview?

well, *whatever* whoopi's involved in needs to be wide.

Posted by: anachronda at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (sGtp+)

82 I just read that new jobs numbers under Biden last year were smoke and mirrors. A downward revision of some 800,000 for last year is in the works. Expect it to be splashed all over the news for days.

Just kidding. About the news part, not kidding about the phony numbers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

Trump will do it for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (8avO+)

83 He was at his most kindest and most decent when he verbally attacked Trump voters as white-supremacist wreckers, hoarders and running dogs in his speech in front of the red lighted buildings and Marine Corpsman props.

TBH his speech was better in the original Austrian

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

84 Count me as probably in the minority here… I don’t think old Joe has slowed down that much. Rather, I think the reality is that he’s always been stupid and never had much of a fastball. So he slowed down from 68 to 65 mph on his fastball; a major leaguer like Trump’s gonna blast that fastball for a grand slam? Don’t believe me then go watch old video of Joe chairing the Clarence Thomas hearings… he was stupid (and mean) and easily confused 30 years ago

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (YobFY)

85 >> Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.

But then he doesn’t need a staff of a half-dozen 20-something women to “process” insurance claims. Who’s he going to bang or sexually harass then?

It’s like you people don’t understand how medicine is supposed to work.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (l3YAf)

86 82 I just read that new jobs numbers under Biden last year were smoke and mirrors. A downward revision of some 800,000 for last year is in the works. Expect it to be splashed all over the news for days.

Just kidding. About the news part, not kidding about the phony numbers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

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That's after it was already downgraded by a million earlier this year.

The Biden economic miracle was...not that good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

87 Spring Surge? I seem to remember these meticulous organized convoys paid for by vague shadowy groups the media found uninteresting. If they were sneaking in Republicans they'd have found out.
Posted by: Oldcat
_________

Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (UBKzV)

88 79 They just need to complete the High Speed Train and then everything will be okay.
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I think the AoS style guide should refer to it as "The High Speed Choo-Choo Train".


to distinguish it from "the high speed kavanaugh train"?

Posted by: anachronda at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

89 We should try the Wanted ads.

"Party of Gays and Pedophiles Seeks Young Men. Will Train!"

Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (TJMjl)

90 Whoopi Goldberg has bragged about having many abortions.

Oral apparently is not her thing.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (t0Rmr)

91 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.

Push the Little Daisies by Ween
Posted by: 18-1

Both in English.

Acceptable

Posted by: Miklosian Rapid Self-Deportation Systems at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (t6ibK)

92 75 Karen should have mixed in a cheeseburger...and fries.
Posted by: Crusader


I'm amazed that her voice stayed so fine with all of the health problems she had.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

Had a couple of octave range…. classic case of someone who needed to Cut the Hell Loose….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

93 They just need to complete the High Speed Train and then everything will be okay.
----------

I think the AoS style guide should refer to it as "The High Speed Choo-Choo Train".
Posted by: Crusader


High Speed Coo-Coo Train.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (4dDXL)

94 The average AoS commenter needs to go through 2.1 sock names a day.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Lobbyist at May 12, 2025 04:47 PM (l3YAf)

--

My comments are pretty average.

Posted by: Molly Mid at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (wzAuc)

95 87 Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (UBKzV)

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Probably an algorithm with a few inputs, like observed crosses at certain spots in certain time windows that they then use to come to the overall estimate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

96 How can they calculate gotaways? Seems like a Rumsfeldian known unknown.
_____

They showed up in the resettlement bill from Catholic Charities.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

97 Take On Me, on endless loop… that’d do it….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

98 You know why the release of the Hur audio will be so devastating?

Because it was at that exact time the "sharp as a tack" NPC command-response was being repeated by all the media.
Not just political operatives--the media themselves.
A totally, organic, spontaneous, uncoordinated script that they were all repeating.

At the exact same time "Tack Sharp" Joe was slurring, mumbling, trailing off and telling stories about the time he meet Herbert Hoover at the dedication of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (ohohZ)

99 51 Jeepers, why do Yankees lie so much?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (n17eQ)
Gen. Stephen D. Lee predicted the would write the
history.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (LHPAg)

100 How can they calculate gotaways? Seems like a Rumsfeldian known unknown.

Compare the new people on welfare in each state with normal population growth numbers?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (t0Rmr)

101 Did Hunter ever come back from South Africa or is he basically in exile now?
Posted by: Auspex

Gonna sneak him back to the US as a refugee with a new identity.
It's kind of back firing with protests about letting in all those "racist white people" fromt the usuals.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (/lPRQ)

102 How can they calculate gotaways? Seems like a Rumsfeldian known unknown.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:52 PM (UBKzV)

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I believe various electronic surveillance techniques -- from UAVs to ground cameras to motion detection (I imagine primarily estimates based on that and historical data).

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (3RzDp)

103 90 Whoopi Goldberg has bragged about having many abortions.

Oral apparently is not her thing.
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Would you stick your dick in that mouth?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (n17eQ)

104
I think they still cling bitterly to the lie that he was merely suffering from a minor infection the night of The Debate and that was the sole cause of the debacle.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


The Case of the Stuttering Biden

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

105 "It's time for Joe Biden to go away with all due respect and let the next generation of Democrats take the mantle,"

...and you chose Kamala Harris to do that. Don't blame Joe Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (nYrjk)

106 Take On Me, on endless loop… that’d do it….

Yeah that song sucks

Posted by: Some car racing thug at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (t0Rmr)

107 98 You know why the release of the Hur audio will be so devastating?

Because it was at that exact time the "sharp as a tack" NPC command-response was being repeated by all the media.
Not just political operatives--the media themselves.
A totally, organic, spontaneous, uncoordinated script that they were all repeating.

At the exact same time "Tack Sharp" Joe was slurring, mumbling, trailing off and telling stories about the time he meet Herbert Hoover at the dedication of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (ohohZ)

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Eh.

I seriously doubt it impacts anything.

The impact was the contrast, live, of progressive commentators saying Biden was good as president while there were public appearances of him being on old dotard.

The Hur tape will be background noise for like half a news cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (GBKbO)

108 The detention centers should play "Baby Shark" on a loop . This might be considered a crime against humanity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (4/Kdf)

109 90 Whoopi Goldberg has bragged about having many abortions.
___

Who wants a kid that looks like a cross between Whoopi and Ted Danson?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

110 red lighted buildings and Marine Corpsman props.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Marine Corpsman ? You meant Marine corp...Right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (bOIFU)

111 >> "Party of Gays and Pedophiles Seeks Young Men. Will Train!"

In Delaware we call it “Running an Amtrak” on them!

Posted by: Choo-Choo Joey at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (l3YAf)

112 103 90 Whoopi Goldberg has bragged about having many abortions.

Oral apparently is not her thing.
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Would you stick your dick in that mouth?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (n17eQ)

And the alternative ? {{{Shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (VE6XX)

113 "Drop dead" is so passive. Sometimes, when dealing with a political problem, you just have to make things happen.

Posted by: Hillary in Chappaqua at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (fauPS)

114 Dr Jill has probably told the Dems how much it will cost for him to go away.

Grifting the Grifters.

Posted by: pawn at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (QB+5g)

115 70 “The old brand that won’t go away.”


Wow. Harsh, dude.
But also - “brand?” He’s a person, The person you shoehorned into the oval office.


you know who else has a brand that won't go away?

Posted by: nxium at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (sGtp+)

116 95 87 Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (UBKzV)


Were it me I'd build a linear regression model based on a few time phased data points.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:02 PM (vt7xw)

117 Spring Surge? I seem to remember these meticulous organized convoys paid for by vague shadowy groups the media found uninteresting. If they were sneaking in Republicans they'd have found out.
Posted by: Oldcat
_________

Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (UBKzV)

Count the skeletons when the snow melts. These aren't good lands to walk. They also leave debris behind. There aren't that many routes you need to arrange pickups.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 05:02 PM (8avO+)

118 The detention centers should play "Baby Shark" on a loop . This might be considered a crime against humanity

Was in a Mexican restaurant recently where they had a mariachi band that was playing that.

I couldn't pay my bill and leave fast enough

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 05:02 PM (t0Rmr)

119 Marine Corpsman ? You meant Marine corp...Right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
____

I'm pretty sure he's right.

Posted by: Barak Obama at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)

120 So, have we found out who the Cocaine in the White House belonged to yet? When do we get that little tidbit?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (Da7Vv)

121 I think the average karaoke night version of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes amounts to torture.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (TN0g+)

122 Who wants a kid that looks like a cross between Whoopi and Ted Danson?

I think I saw one in the trailer for the latest Predator movie

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (t0Rmr)

123 Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump

No, I believe the guy. Now what his hospital charges may be a whole different ballgame, but his fee is the same.

Posted by: MkY at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (cPGH3)

124 Tick
Tick
Tick

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (wBaIH)

125 So far under the Trump administration there's been an increase of random meaningful sex of 88 %.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 12, 2025 05:04 PM (ZhvP2)

126 They often compare Rashida Tlaib to a Coelacanth…. Whoopi is more catfish like…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

127 It wasn't just the communist Chinese who had no respect for Biden's admin, it was the whole world, friend and foe alike. They saw the weakness and used it. Just look at all the billions that were given out by USAID without any obligation or accountability.

The whole incursion into and attack on Israel is because Hamas felt they could ignore the Biden admin with impunity.

Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 05:04 PM (unUNN)

128 "Party of Gays and Pedophiles Seeks Young Men. Will Train!"


Heh

Trump has them outflanked by doing the Trump Dance to "YMCA"

Posted by: Miklos feels like dancing a a bit at the very thought at May 12, 2025 05:04 PM (t6ibK)

129 Had a couple of octave range…. classic case of someone who needed to Cut the Hell Loose….
Posted by: tubal

Perhaps. But she could not do brassy, like, say, Linda Ronstadt. Her voice always had a sweet quality that was perfect for her genre (soft rock)?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

130 No, I believe the guy. Now what his hospital charges may be a whole different ballgame, but his fee is the same.

I signed EMTALA. You are welcome.

Posted by: Ronnie Reagan at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (7nUNj)

131 "I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall."

Ask one of your AI friends. It knows everything.

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

132 Perhaps. But she could not do brassy, like, say, Linda Ronstadt. Her voice always had a sweet quality that was perfect for her genre (soft rock)?
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Too bad that she stopped eating.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (n17eQ)

133 >>>If it's the most successful presidency in history, wouldn't you want to advertise?

I woulda thought that some savvy politicos (not me) would've seen this coming and nipped it in the bud.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (CQE5S)

134 84 Count me as probably in the minority here… I don’t think old Joe has slowed down that much. Rather, I think the reality is that he’s always been stupid and never had much of a fastball. So he slowed down from 68 to 65 mph on his fastball; a major leaguer like Trump’s gonna blast that fastball for a grand slam? Don’t believe me then go watch old video of Joe chairing the Clarence Thomas hearings… he was stupid (and mean) and easily confused 30 years ago
Posted by: LinusVanPelt



Yep. He was never 'sharp as a tack'. Maybe sharp as a nerf ball, at best. Stupid, corrupt, venal, depraved, and a con artist. His brain has melted into rotted guacamole now, that's all. He's still, basically, the same.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (sAmhv)

135 91 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.

Push the Little Daisies by Ween
Posted by: 18-1

Both in English.

Acceptable


itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, on the off-center hole. as featured in the well-known documentary "one, two, three".

Posted by: anachronda at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

136 Was in a Mexican restaurant recently where they had a mariachi band that was playing that.

That's frickin' hilarious. I absolutely would want to see that once in my life. Exactly once.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (/y8xj)

137 "Drop dead" is so passive. Sometimes, when dealing with a political problem, you just have to make things happen.
Posted by: Hillary in Chappaqua at May 12, 2025 05:01 PM (fauPS)

Like when you said Seth Rich should “have a little accident” and I followed him around for a month hoping he’d fall off a ladder and it turned out you wanted me to just shoot him?

Posted by: Henchman at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (l3YAf)

138 Democrats to Biden: Drop Dead


I think we can get some bipartisanship on this.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

139
Another question: Joey dropped out after his trip to Las Vegas where the county police and medical services lit up brighter than the strip and Air Force One broke records flying him back east.

Still don't know what happened that night.

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (j4U/Z)

140 The View tape shows there is nothing in Biden 's head. His eyes are dead
---
Yeah. Totally normal to stare at the table when answering a question to someone right next to you.

He was either trying to remember the script or he had an earpiece feeding him his line.

I go with the latter.
It's exactly like Bruce Willis in his last movies.
That blank stare while "muscle memory" of years of acting plays out the script being fed electronically to the ear.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (ohohZ)

141 129 Had a couple of octave range…. classic case of someone who needed to Cut the Hell Loose….
Posted by: tubal

Perhaps. But she could not do brassy, like, say, Linda Ronstadt. Her voice always had a sweet quality that was perfect for her genre (soft rock)?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

Strangely enough, Janis Joplin had a two octave plus range… her voice was gargling in gravel like….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

142 " So far under the Trump administration there's been an increase of random meaningful sex of 88 %.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot "

Is that average?

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

143 Trump's first term made him the first President in 40 years who didn't get us involved in any new foreign wars.

Biden did his best to get the Cold War ramped up again.


Barack "Nobel Peace Prize" Obama spent most of his 8 years cruise-missiling the fuck out of Offgonnyston and Pockyston on a near-daily basis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (W5ArC)

144 Too bad that she stopped eating.
Posted by: Pudinhead

She had actually been eating normally at the time she died. It was the damage she had done to heart in the meantime that killed her.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:07 PM (77rzZ)

145 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems
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No. Karen's angelic voice is too good for those savages.
Push the Little Daisies by Ween
Posted by: 18-1
-----
Both in English.
Acceptable
Posted by: Miklosian Rapid Self-Deportation Systems
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Babyshark, and his very extended family. When done, give them Panama. Then some more Babyshark.

Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 05:07 PM (XGvhv)

146 > Strangely enough, Janis Joplin had a two octave plus range… her voice was gargling in gravel like….
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

Another entry for the "strangely hot" category. Not conventionally pretty. At all.

Yet still sexy as hell, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (W5ArC)

147 145 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (VE6XX)

148 78 It's a lop off Jerry. They just lop it off.

i tried to warn you about that, but did you listen? no!

Posted by: obama at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (sGtp+)

149 No, I believe the guy. Now what his hospital charges may be a whole different ballgame, but his fee is the same.
Posted by: MkY at May 12, 2025 05:03 PM (cPGH3)

Doctors often bill separately from the hospital.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (l3YAf)

150 " So far under the Trump administration there's been an increase of random meaningful sex of 88 %.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot "


I always try improve, how you say, Personal Best

Posted by: the Paolo at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (t6ibK)

151 The unsecured borders were a huge signal to the world that Biden and the Democrats hate their country and more importantly their own people. Apart from illegals and terrorists Democrats have no constituency.

For confirmation of the Democrats' hatred of America look no further than Ivy League colleges that have few American students or faculty. They are no longer educating for America but against America and Americans got the message. Even worse, the world got the message.

Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (unUNN)

152 Babyshark, and his very extended family. When done, give them Panama. Then some more Babyshark.
Posted by: BifBewalski

1-877-Kars-for-Kids

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (77rzZ)

153 So far under the Trump administration there's been an increase of random meaningful sex of 88 %.
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Yeah, but nobody has 88% of sex. You either have sex, or you don't.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (TN0g+)

154 121 I think the average karaoke night version of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes amounts to torture.
Posted by: Crusader



Yep. That song on a loop would cause them all to beg for the sweet release of death.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

155 Efficient mass deportations are going to require Yoko.

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (vFG9F)

156 Anything by Todd Rundstedt….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (PCK5/)

157 Take On Me, on endless loop… that’d do it….

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

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Yoko Ono FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (LWhzp)

158 Strangely enough, Janis Joplin had a two octave plus range… her voice was gargling in gravel like….
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

Another entry for the "strangely hot" category. Not conventionally pretty. At all.

Yet still sexy as hell, IMO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

*buffs fngernails on shirt*
-- Bill Bennett

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (77rzZ)

159 Yeah, but nobody has 88% of sex. You either have sex, or you don't.

88% of sex is when you get all the way to home plate but she doomscrolls instragram the whole time

Posted by: Obligatory at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (t0Rmr)

160
No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton
Posted by: It's me donna

There are many weapons in our arsenal.

Posted by: Miklosian Express Self-Deportation Systems at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (t6ibK)

161 BTW, wasn't there some mandate hospitals had to post their charges in advance?
Whatever happened to that?

Posted by: MkY at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (cPGH3)

162 145 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (VE6XX)

That would have been a war crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (8avO+)

163 Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (vFG9F)

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Heh, beat me by milliseconds ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (LWhzp)

164 No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (VE6XX)


Please don't.

Posted by: Dogs everywhere at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

165 >> Yeah, but nobody has 88% of sex.

Uhh..

Posted by: Guy with very sticky pants at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (l3YAf)

166 88% of sex is when you get all the way to home plate but she doomscrolls instragram the whole time
Posted by: Obligatory at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (t0Rmr)

Or pretty much my junior year in high school.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (kSPl/)

167 Since grift income is less he will end up blackmailing the wrong person and then, an accident.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (ZhvP2)

168 Yeah, but nobody has 88% of sex. You either have sex, or you don't.
Posted by: Crusader

The history of my love life begs to differ.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

169 Joe Biden, David Hogg

We are blessed in our enemies.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (CQE5S)

170 Remember this Greatest of All Time astroturf caper? Democrats less than nine months ago -

https://youtu.be/XlgVCvAoIJ8

Sic transit gloria, FJB. You [REDACTED for web decency]!

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (aBgBM)

171 No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton
Posted by: It's me donna

There are many weapons in our arsenal.
Posted by: Miklosian Express Self-Deportation Systems at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (t6ibK)
---
1,000,000 Watts of Love on endless loop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8762fLbTywI

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 05:11 PM (7fElN)

172 I would say "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks and "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by Ohio Express, but I'm pretty sure both of those are prohibited under the Geneva Conventions

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (W5ArC)

173 Can I just say that Mark Halperin's daily 2Way program is indispensable for today's political junkie. Sean Spicer and Dan Turrentine are partisans, but call balls and strikes more regularly than the shills that are featured on the Sunday talk show circuit. Takes me back to Halperin's daily emails that he'd send out when he was with ABC News. I knew he reported things from a left-center perspective even then, but it was great news that gave you an idea what DC was like (the 500, IIRC).

I wasn't a fan of his rehab tour after he got 86'd from Morning Schmoe, but, very much like Megyn Kelly, I've warmed up to following them again. Still at arms-length, however, but still.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (cVZg4)

174 Corporate establishment donor class democrats (who are now in denial) and their enablers in the media. The base who were told not to question Biden now now them to quote morning joe F-YOU!

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (Mb1t2)

175 You know after all that plastic surgery Biden looks good. Like a corpse at a three-day wake.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (wBaIH)

176 Take on Me is awesome. Even without the iconic video.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

177 I'm going to submit that godawful "Happy" song by Pharrell for consideration.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (kSPl/)

178 126 They often compare Rashida Tlaib to a Coelacanth…. Whoopi is more catfish like…
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

I don't care how you fry it up, I ain't eatin that shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (uWKK8)

179 Did Hunter ever come back from South Africa or is he basically in exile now?

Does South Africa have extradition with the USA?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (/HoPU)

180 Afternoon Delight… you know the song..

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (PCK5/)

181 Save us, Gavin Newsom, you're our only hope!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 04:49 P

I'm not a California resident but I'm rather taken with Steve Hilton running as a Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (42Vb+)

182 >>>In the first, a Biden insider reveals that Biden was always lying about only serving a single term.

Who is that? If they identified him, I missed it.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (CQE5S)

183 Don’t Worry, Be Happy..

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

184 There's also the entire oeuvre of Taylor Swift.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (kSPl/)

185 176 Take on Me is awesome. Even without the iconic video.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

I think so, too.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (CQE5S)

186 " So far under the Trump administration there's been an increase of random meaningful sex of 88 %.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot "

Is that average?

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

---------------

0.88 sex is now considered to be on the Transgender Spectrum ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (dVpbe)

187 I don't care how you fry it up, I ain't eatin that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

According to Wikipedia, coelacanths are terrible eating.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

188 They often compare Rashida Tlaib to a Coelacanth…. Whoopi is more catfish like…
Posted by: tubal
-----
I don't care how you fry it up, I ain't eatin that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I wouldn't service either of them, even with ace's gigolo's dick.

Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (XGvhv)

189 >>>Democrats to Biden: Drop Dead

Everyone: Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (pDkqZ)

190 Anything by The Archies.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (CQE5S)

191 What happens if the current administration takes the plunge and instead of just ridiculing Biden, starts holding him accountable for the various immoral illegalities that he's piled up?

Ole' Joe has no allegiance to anyone but Ole' Joe. He'd rat out his own mother if it benefited himself personally. At the same time, all the parties trying to get him to go away at present would have to do a 180 degree turn and start laying accolades upon him or risk being snitched upon.

This is where I part ways with Trump. First term he failed to put "heads on pikes outside the Capitol Gates."
There were no deterrents, and it continued. Second term has been slightly better in that regard, but until some heavyweights feel the pressure, there is no motivation to tear down the house of cards.

Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (dIske)

192 185 176 Take on Me is awesome. Even without the iconic video.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

I think so, too.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (CQE5S)

You guys…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

193 ...dammit, this is why there's not supposed to be any math on this blog!

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (OUMaO)

194 177 I'm going to submit that godawful "Happy" song by Pharrell for consideration.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: don't worry, be happy at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (sGtp+)

195 Did Hunter ever come back from South Africa or is he basically in exile now?

Does South Africa have extradition with the USA?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

He'll take over a farm from a departing Boer. Paradise

*hums theme song to Green Acres*

Posted by: Miklos Predicts at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (t6ibK)

196 When I lived in the dorms in college, we had "24/7 quiet hours" during Dead Week, as that was supposed to encourage us to study.

Well, my friends decided to rebel with "24/7 Quiet Riot" hours. It was excruciating. You can only hear "Cum on Feel the Noize" so many times before you want to pierce your own eardrums with chopsticks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (7fElN)

197 177 I'm going to submit that godawful "Happy" song by Pharrell for consideration.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (kSPl/)


I don't know. It was the basis for the Greatest Bar Mitzvah invitation of All Time:

https://youtu.be/LAnWBanOoIs

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (PiwSw)

198 I would prefer him to stroke ot and go away

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (ypFCm)

199 Babyshark, and his very extended family. When done, give them Panama. Then some more Babyshark.
Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 05:07 PM (XGvhv)

I just introduced my 34 year old Son toooo???

The Curley Shuffle... his first comment? you could not do a song like that now... copyright would kill you...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)

200 Anything by Todd Rundstedt….
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:09 PM (PCK5/)
-------
Not to be confused with Ger von Rundgren.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (6YdsJ)

201 187 I don't care how you fry it up, I ain't eatin that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

According to Wikipedia, coelacanths are terrible eating.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

So, popular in Japan?

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (PCK5/)

202 Friendly reminder:
None of Harris' internal polls ever had her ahead.
Every major media poll had her ahead in October.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (ohohZ)

203 Maybe we shouldn't put what songs we detest. If the Democrats take over again again and we get put in reeducation camps we will get blasted with these songs day and night.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (42Vb+)

204 Don’t Worry, Be Happy..
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

Walkin' on Sunshine.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (k9OZB)

205 I like of this as his "we were right the first time. Joe is sharp as a you know the thing" tour.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (kTd/k)

206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

207 It's just a rumor that Dems flew in the Russian experts who keep Lenin's corpse tuned up to do Biden's makeup.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (W5ArC)

208 We Built This City - Starship.

Tip your waitress on the way out. Try the veal.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (cVZg4)

209 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

The first one is ... The Andy Griffith Show?

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (CQE5S)

210 Leftists lie with the ease you breath
Backed him then toss him with the trash.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (ypFCm)

211 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

‘kay fine, I’ll ask…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (PCK5/)

212 This is where I part ways with Trump. First term he failed to put "heads on pikes outside the Capitol Gates."
There were no deterrents, and it continued. Second term has been slightly better in that regard, but until some heavyweights feel the pressure, there is no motivation to tear down the house of cards.
Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (dIske)

But not Joe. He'd just stand there and mumble and everyone would feel sorry for the nursing home patient. Put effort into someone who matters, not that sad clown.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (uWKK8)

213 201 According to Wikipedia, coelacanths are terrible eating.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

So, popular in Japan?


too few tentacles

Posted by: anachronda at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (sGtp+)

214 Walkin' on Sunshine.

Shoot me now.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

Worst sunshine related song: "Sunshine on My Shoulders," by John Denver.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

215 FenSpouse volunteered that he can't stand " Do the Freddy." I'm younger than he is,so I don't know what he's talking about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (42Vb+)

216 They don't really spend a lot of effort on TV theme songs nowadays.

Most of the really great ones ("Rockford Files", "Barney Miller") date back to the '70s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (W5ArC)

217 214 Walkin' on Sunshine.

Shoot me now.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

Worst sunshine related song: "Sunshine on My Shoulders," by John Denver.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, that’s… bad..

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (PCK5/)

218 I'm not a California resident but I'm rather taken with Steve Hilton running as a Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:13 PM (42Vb+)

-----------------

Smart, experienced, optimistic, energetic, articulate, competent, and rational.

He's got no chance ...

/only half-joking, and hope I'm wrong about my birth and the former golden state ... call someplace Paradise, kiss it goodbye.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (dVpbe)

219 We Built This City - Starship.

Tip your waitress on the way out. Try the veal.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (cVZg4)

GAAAHHH!! You win!!! Earworm, earworm!!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (k9OZB)

220 The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

211 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

‘kay fine, I’ll ask…
Posted by: tubal

the original Hawaii Five-O

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

221 Maybe we shouldn't put what songs we detest. If the Democrats take over again again and we get put in reeducation camps we will get blasted with these songs day and night.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They really really shouldn't punish me with anything associated with classical piano, then. That stuff rots my brain and makes me want to go on a blind drunk bender in Bali.

Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (XGvhv)

222 Theme songs,,,

I rather like the one from Firefly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (kSPl/)

223 211 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

‘kay fine, I’ll ask…
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (PCK5/)

Diff'rent Strokes", of course.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (cVZg4)

224 Walking on Sunshine is a very catchy, upbeat song with very depressing lyrics.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (l3YAf)

225 172 I would say "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks and "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by Ohio Express, but I'm pretty sure both of those are prohibited under the Geneva Conventions
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"Hey, Mickey!" by Toni Basil

* runs *

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (Dv3i1)

226 We Built This City - Starship.

Uggh! Another one that was played incessantly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (42Vb+)

227 ICE Detention centers should have the Barney "I Love You" song playing in the cells 24/7. It should be an announced policy to aid illegals to self-deport.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (VNX3d)

228 Feelings, by Morris Albert.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (PiwSw)

229 211 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

‘kay fine, I’ll ask…


well, quark, of course!

Posted by: anachronda at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

230 Weird Al Yankovich's "Tacky" made it all worthwhile

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (CQE5S)

231 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

232 > 202 Friendly reminder:
None of Harris' internal polls ever had her ahead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:16 PM (ohohZ)

Always keep in mind that when Commie Lay ran for President back in '20 she was forced to withdraw from her own party's primary without winning a single delegate.

That the Dems thought that pitiful record would translate into national appeal is even nuttier than their usual squirrel-shit norm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (W5ArC)

233 Yankovich-->Yankovic

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (CQE5S)

234 Posted by: BifBewalski - close tags for the win at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (XGvhv)

I'm guessing that the men will be housed separately from the women, because classical piano wouldn't bother me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (fVc7A)

235 Best TV theme song is a tie between The Munsters and the Addams Family, with a slight edge given to the Munsters for the use of the tuba.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (PiwSw)

236 220

kay fine, I’ll ask…
Posted by: tubal

the original Hawaii Five-O
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

I heard the theme music fo r an Old TV show, Route 66… it’s really good.. good enough to find the whole thing.. it’s by Nelson Riddle?? I think..

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

237 HeeHee. I've been wishing Jill would stick Joe in a memory care unit. BUT, if Joetato is a big thorn in the side of the DNC I can live with the reminder that the deep state and DNC jerks cheated a senile pervert into office to thwart the will of the voters.

But I expect the MFM wing of the commies will soon issue instructions to ignore Joe and any story about him.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (bP/i4)

238 The problem the Democrats have: Joe dropping dead won't solve their problems.

AOC, Crockett, Tlab, Ilhan, etc. Every single one of them is far more articulate than Joe, yet, they're consistently on the wrong side of issues voters care about.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (tT6L1)

239 162 145 Illegal detention centers should have "We've Only Just Begun" on a loop 24/7
Posted by: Miklosian Self-Deportation Systems

No... Loving you by Minnie Riperton
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2025 05:08 PM (VE6XX)

That would have been a war crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2025 05:10 PM (8avO+)

I would say "Havin' My Baby" but the SC hasn't decided on anchor babies yet.

Posted by: moki at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (wLjpr)

240 228 Feelings, by Morris Albert.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 05:20 PM (PiwSw)

Wildfire, by Michael M. Murphey.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (cVZg4)

241 "Hey, Mickey!" by Toni Basil
Posted by: Chuck Martel

The cheerleaders in my HS did a very nice routine to that. Really made me want to be Mickey.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (77rzZ)

242 Why does everyone keep attacking this poor man with a stutter? You should all be ashamed.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (e4LaW)

243 The Curley Shuffle... his first comment? you could not do a song like that now... copyright would kill you...



*dances enthusiastically and somewhat extravagantly*

Posted by: Miklos, neglected sixth stooge at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (t6ibK)

244 Despacito...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:23 PM (kSPl/)

245 Amazing how it's all the fault of the guy who has no electoral value anymore. How lucky can you get!!!

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:23 PM (E0p3T)

246 You know Biden, Inc. is worried about cash flow by the fact that Joe is out doing the publicity rounds when everyone and their Mom knows he’d rather be laying in a chair at that beach house of his.

He spent a quarter of his presidency in that chair, at least, when he wasn’t falling down off his bike trying to paw a little girl to smell her hair.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

247 220

kay fine, I’ll ask…
Posted by: tubal

the original Hawaii Five-O
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

An excellent choice. Seriously, it's a great tune.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:23 PM (cVZg4)

248 Ok.

Rockford Files.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (kSPl/)

249 > I would say "Havin' My Baby" but the SC hasn't decided on anchor babies yet.
Posted by: moki at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (wLjpr)

I remember the parody in Easyriders magazine.

If I were a scooter tramp
And you were a lady
Would you suck me off anyway
Would you swallow my babies?

I apologize for this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (W5ArC)

250 Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

211 206 *hums theme song to Green Acres*
Posted by: Miklos Predict

The second-best theme in TV history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

‘kay fine, I’ll ask…
Posted by: tubal

the original Hawaii Five-O

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

^THIS

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (aBgBM)

251 Best TV theme song is a tie between The Munsters and the Addams Family, with a slight edge given to the Munsters for the use of the tuba.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

The Munsters theme is awesome. And The Addams Family theme was by Vic Mizzy, who also did the Green Acres theme.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (77rzZ)

252 It's no "Ballad Of Jed Clampett"

Posted by: AI Chatbot at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (vFG9F)

253 the original Hawaii Five-O

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

--------------

The original SWAT was great as well.

As for more modern TV series, we really enjoyed the theme song for Black Sails.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (G8ukX)

254 Really made me want to be Mickey.
Posted by: Bulg

I got stories about Toni

Posted by: Miklos AKA "Mickey* at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (t6ibK)

255 Starsky and Hutch was another good one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (W5ArC)

256 But, for some reason, the Democrats are now demanding Biden disappear, and stop reminding people of the most successful presidency in history.
---
They only want to see him on Mt. Rushmore, apparently.

(Remember when that was a thing?)

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

257 Biden was asked on “The View” if he felt responsible for Trump’s victory. “Yes, I do, because, look, I was in charge and he won, so I take responsibility,” Biden said...“I think, you know, the greatest alliance in the history of the world is NATO, not a joke, and he’s blown it up,” he said. “He’s had the worst 100 days any president has ever had.”

Joe looked & sounded good on The View. Way more coherent than Trump.

The American Public bears more responsibility, for being gullible and dumb AF. Just as in 2016, THEY GOT CONNED.

Too many of the Pelosi Dems are going to read into Biden's self-blame.

Why that question? Why is he responsible? That doesn't make sense to me considering the media hit job. I guess this is the equivalent of "do you think you would have done things differently?" or "do you have any regrets?".

Because Biden is a real leader. He took the responsibility for things that occurred while he is in charge. He is very much a Harry Truman and not a Trump.

If history remains recorded, it will recall Joe Biden as a great man. He fought against a stacked deck nobly and tirelessly.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (ycI94)

258 The only one I can even remember from recent years is Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (W5ArC)

259 The theme music for BBT is enough to drive you crazy, on a loop…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

260 I guess they're like garlic for vampires.

https://shorturl.at/6GvJN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 12, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

261 Hill Street Blues

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:26 PM (CQE5S)

262 The original SWAT was great as well.

As for more modern TV series, we really enjoyed the theme song for Black Sails.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sovereignty Trumps Journalism (#OrangeHorseBad)! at May 12, 2025 05:24 PM (G8ukX)

Wow. Another great choice.

The Thunderbirds theme was pretty good, IIRC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2025 05:26 PM (cVZg4)

263 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (ycI94)

Is there anyway that some of these comments are a parody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (fVc7A)

264 Scapegoating Joe for the shitty policies of the left isn't going to save them. Joe didn't sink them, their policies did and they haven't changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (Q/9M+)

265 Futurama
The Venture Bros
Arrested Development

All had good scoring.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (l3YAf)

266 235 Best TV theme song is a tie between The Munsters and the Addams Family, with a slight edge given to the Munsters for the use of the tuba.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 12, 2025 05:22 PM (PiwSw)



I’m younger so it’s gotta be Miami Vice or Knight Rider for me.

Honorable mention goes to Dukes of Hazzard, and I don’t even like country music that much.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

267 Hmmm...

Rockford Files
Barney Milller
SWAT
Starsky and Hutch
Hill Street Blues
Hawaii Five-O

Looks like a disproportionate number of the ones mentioned are cop shows, or at least cop-adjacent.

I wonder if this is objectively true, or is biased by the viewing habits of Hordelings?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (W5ArC)

268 The theme music for BBT is enough to drive you crazy, on a loop…
Posted by: tubal

BBT?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (77rzZ)

269 If history remains recorded, it will recall Joe Biden as a great man. He fought against a stacked deck nobly and tirelessly.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (ycI94)
---------------

I agree the deck was stacked. And I agree Joe fought against the stacked deck. However, the deck was stacked in Joe's favor.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

270 231 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
Always liked Mushrat Love.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (LHPAg)

271 Because Biden is a real leader. He took the responsibility for things that occurred while he is in charge. He is very much a Harry Truman and not a Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (ycI94)


I nominate this as the most hilarious statement in the history of the Universe.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (aBgBM)

272 Baretta was pretty good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (W5ArC)

273 Malcolm in the Middle (after the first season)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (l3YAf)

274 268 The theme music for BBT is enough to drive you crazy, on a loop…
Posted by: tubal

BBT?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (77rzZ)

Big Bang Theory..l

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (PCK5/)

275 The theme music for BBT is enough to drive you crazy, on a loop…
Posted by: tubal

BBT?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (77rzZ)

Big Bang Theory.

I admit, though, that the theme song for "The Greatest American Hero" is pretty good.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (VNX3d)

276 Looks like a disproportionate number of the ones mentioned are cop shows, or at least cop-adjacent.

I wonder if this is objectively true, or is biased by the viewing habits of Hordelings?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (W5ArC)


Might as well add Magnum PI then.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (kSPl/)

277 The John Williams theme for Lost in Space.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (6YdsJ)

278 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
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I like America, but I don't even like their version.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2)

279 Here is what your surgeon didn't tell you. Insurance companies only pay 1/6th of what the "official" price of a procedure is. Offer to pay the surgeon what the insurance company would pay; he is just counting on you not knowing how things work and ripping you off for full list price.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 12, 2025 04:45 PM

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Yep. And insurance companies often obfuscate this fact with their intentionally vague EOB statements that make it seem like they "paid" the provider the full list price on your behalf. The rack rate is a complete fiction but they don't want you to know that.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (1Au9i)

280 The original Jonny Quest was bad-ass.

That was one of the few Hanna-Barbera shows that had an actual budget.

No way you'd get that one on the air today. Kids shooting people with rifles? Not a fucking chance.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

281 The thing about the theme song for Green Acres was that it was sung by its stars.

Although Eva Gabor may have been dubbed, but it sounded like her. And Eddy Albert was an actual singer.

The only other show I can think of where the two leads sang the theme was All in the Family.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ)

282 As kids, my sister and I would dance in front of the TV (a large console, half TV and half furniture) when Sanford and Son or The Jeffersons came on.

Posted by: Miklos, whose dance skills have not really improved at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (t6ibK)

283 >> I admit, though, that the theme song for "The Greatest American Hero" is pretty good.

I agree.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (l3YAf)

284 CSI… JK… it’s Boing-Boing, right??

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

285 "That the Dems thought that pitiful record would translate into national appeal is even nuttier than their usual squirrel-shit norm."

Biden was a laughingstock in the Beltway for *decades*. One of the dumbest, nastiest, least liked people there. His presidential runs were short-lived farces, as he is dumb, and had no appeal of any kind. He wasn't even at the "also ran" level.

In 2020 he had no campaign, was video'd yelling at voters during rare in-person interaction - and got 81M votes. With an electorate as variously lazy, misinformed, batshit crazy, bigoted, and ignorant as that - and an election system that is farcically insecure - anything is possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (1m82a)

286 The original Bob Newhart Show theme.

Also the other Bob Newhart Show theme that was jazzier.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (yvnLa)

287 Seinfeld had good scoring, too.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (l3YAf)

288 The only other show I can think of where the two leads sang the theme was All in the Family.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ)
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Frasier.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (tT6L1)

289 For a theme song, I like first season of True Detective.

That was an earworm for me.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (krQz2)

290 276 Looks like a disproportionate number of the ones mentioned are cop shows, or at least cop-adjacent.

I wonder if this is objectively true, or is biased by the viewing habits of Hordelings?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:28 PM (W5ArC)


Might as well add Magnum PI then.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:29 PM (kSPl/)

And Mannix.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (CQE5S)

291 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
Always liked Mushrat Love.
Posted by: Eromero

Tony Tenille may have had something to do with it...

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (77rzZ)

292 And the theme from The Jetsons had some pretty hot jazz licks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (6YdsJ)

293 264 Scapegoating Joe for the shitty policies of the left isn't going to save them. Joe didn't sink them, their policies did and they haven't changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (Q/9M+)


The Democrats aren't trying to scapegoat him for the pathetic state of the Party. They want him and his wife to vanish forever, ASAP.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 05:32 PM (aBgBM)

294 289 For a theme song, I like first season of True Detective.

That was an earworm for me.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (krQz2)

Excellent series.

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:32 PM (PCK5/)

295 I would say "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
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The "B" side was "Put The Bone In". It wasn't about sex--it was about the family dog that had died, and the chorus of "Put the Bone In" alluded to putting the dogs favorite bone into the grave with him. That Terry Jacks was quite the cheerful fellow--I can't imagine why his career didn't take off.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

296 X Files

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:32 PM (E0p3T)

297 The original Jonny Quest was bad-ass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Loved that as a kid.

Except that annoying shitdog Bandit should've been eaten by the Pteranodon.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (77rzZ)

298 263 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:25 PM (ycI94)

Is there anyway that some of these comments are a parody?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (fVc7A)



You just have to understand that when leftists write things like this they don’t actually believe what they are saying, they believe what they are saying sounds good, and that’s all that matters.

It’s sort of competition in the cult over who can write the best B.S.

Truth never enters the equation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

299 Ok, I'm now convinced Democrat Underground is a farcical right-wing website akin to the Babylon Bee but only slightly more subtler. No one can be that stupid.

Posted by: The Weak Times We Were Promised at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (qUkBO)

300 294 289 For a theme song, I like first season of True Detective.

That was an earworm for me.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:31 PM (krQz2)

Excellent series.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:32 PM (PCK5/)

Pro: Alexandra Daddario's bags of sand.

Con: Woody Harrelson was in the scene.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (DlL9/)

301 Crime Story used "Runaway" by Del Shannon, which is good.

But not an original theme.

Sorry

Posted by: Miklos, with New and Improved Memory Activation! at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (t6ibK)

302 The theme song to True Blood was probably the best theme song in recent-ish history.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (TN0g+)

303 291 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg

Are Muskrats from the Beaver family?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

304 I admit, though, that the theme song for "The Greatest American Hero" is pretty good.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Flying away on a wing and a prayer!

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (77rzZ)

305 "I Spy"

Posted by: m at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (CQE5S)

306 It’s sort of competition in the cult over who can write the best B.S.

Truth never enters the equation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (6ydKt)
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Telling the truth at DU likely gets one banned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (tT6L1)

307 Always good to remember that God does not include humor when making Leftists…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (PCK5/)

308 >> X Files

Yes!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (l3YAf)

309 Is there anyway that some of these comments are a parody?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2025 05:27 PM (fVc7A)

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They are not thinking. They are rebelling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (krQz2)

310
Used adult diapers keep arriving at DNC headquarters. Shipped by Fedex Overnight from somewhere inside Delaware.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (g3j/k)

311 Rockford Files
Barney Milller
SWAT
Starsky and Hutch
Hill Street Blues
Hawaii Five-O

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Wild Wild West
Mission Impossible

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (L/fGl)

312 Biden/AOC 2028!

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (g47mK)

313 theme music fo r an Old TV show,

77 Sunset Strip.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (kXFFr)

314 I liked the first Wings theme song. But not the later jazzier version.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (yvnLa)

315 The Bond theme is great. Enrico Morricone and the GBU genre. Hawaii Five O, certainly.

You left out Maverick for ear worminess. And of course

Johnny Quest

Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (81VdM)

316 303 291 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg

Are Muskrats from the Beaver family?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

A type of Weasel I imagine…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

317 Are Muskrats from the Beaver family?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

They are both members of the Mammalian order Rodentia, "the knawers."

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (77rzZ)

318 He said, "Like, can we just move on?"

Just like that? No, there's a process that must be followed:

1. Some people did some things.
2. Mistakes may have been made.
3. Old News.
4. What difference, at this point, does it make?
5. Time to move on.

You can't just jump to Step Five, without respecting the first four in the process!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

319 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
Leftist Hannah Appel says she wants to “abolish rent” and create housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords. Housing as a reparative public good.”

https://tinyurl.com/mucjjuzu

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

320 > Except that annoying shitdog Bandit should've been eaten by the Pteranodon.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:33 PM (77rzZ)

Agreed.

Bandit was the "token animal" that Hanna and Barbera mandated appear in every one of their cartoons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (W5ArC)

321 As much as I enjoy watching the left burn themselves, they will only get worse. I just don't see sanity returning and clearer heads prevailing.

They want blood

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XLfSN)

322 Hart to Hart. "when they met, it was MURDAH!!"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 12, 2025 05:36 PM (eb5mD)

323 311 Yes, the Wild, West theme was awesome.

Also Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:36 PM (77rzZ)

324 Housing as a reparative public good.”

https://tinyurl.com/mucjjuzu
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

For when you absolutely, positively, never ever want your shitter to work again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:37 PM (yvnLa)

325 Leftist Hannah Appel says she wants to “abolish rent” and create housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords. Housing as a reparative public good.”

https://tinyurl.com/mucjjuzu
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (NpAcC)
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Within months the Karens would take over and shortly after, the building would burn and everyone would be living among the rubble.

Do it!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 12, 2025 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

326 What happened is that the Democrats didn't understand just how stupid and arrogant Biden was.

When they were spewing their nonsense about what an amazing President he was and how everybody loved him, they didn't actually expect Biden to be such a dumb sonofabitch that he actually BELIEVED it.

And that's what's happened. Biden was SO stupid and narcissistic he actually BELIEVES he was the greatest President ever. So why WOULDN'T the greatest President ever be out there every day?

Democrats enabled this and now they're stuck with it.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 12, 2025 05:37 PM (AjL/0)

327 Bandit was the "token animal" that Hanna and Barbera mandated appear in every one of their cartoons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Scrappy Doo has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

328 >> Leftist Hannah Appel says she wants to “abolish rent” and create housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords. Housing as a reparative public good.”

Hey Commie, how ‘bout we abolish property taxes, then? That’s rent I’m paying to the fucking government for my own land.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:37 PM (l3YAf)

329 Hart to Hart. "when they met, it was MURDAH!!"
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That's how it played out with me too!

Posted by: Natalie Wood at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

330 >>The Democrats aren't trying to scapegoat him for the pathetic state of the Party. They want him and his wife to vanish forever, ASAP.

They've been scapegoating him since election day. He stayed in too long. He lied about his health. He hamstrung Harris. It's been a non-stop bashathon of Joe.

Hogg is a slimy weasel but he is one of the very few who is pointing out the obvious, Democrat policies suck and don't work. Democrats were able to use the media and the lock downs to steal 2020 but in 24 they didn't have those advantages and they had the result of the policies not just Joe but all of them supported in lockstep for 4 years and got their asses handed to them.

I have zero sympathy for Biden. He's one of the most loathsome people ever to infest DC. But they all supported what he did for 4 years and backed his reelection until his brain melted during the debate and they couldn't hide it any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (Q/9M+)

331 He said, "Like, can we just move on?"
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'Pay no attention to the people behind the curtain'

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (XeU6L)

332 Wait...great TV themes is the topic, and no Hardcastle and McCormick reference?
https://tinyurl.com/3ebehx4e

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (ycI94)

333 They want blood
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XLfSN)

Most of them don't.

Most just want Daddy to notice them so they talk insane shit.

The first whiff of a red corpuscle and they'll rat out their neighbor and sell their own children.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (yvnLa)

334 319 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
Leftist Hannah Appel says she wants to “abolish rent” and create housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords. Housing as a reparative public good.”
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Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's sure to be a success.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

335 Hannah wants to abolish private property in other words…. they’re always transparent.

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

336 Ok, I'm now convinced Democrat Underground is a farcical right-wing website akin to the Babylon Bee but only slightly more subtler. No one can be that stupid.

Have you been to any Ivy League cities ?

Posted by: John Murphy at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (nbziR)

337 Housing as a reparative public good.”

https://tinyurl.com/mucjjuzu

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

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It's funny that they might try to double-down with government seizures when they already look like they're out of touch.

Go, Dems, go.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)

338 Biden was the most successful at implementing the leftist agenda across the board and weaponizing the federal government to enforce. The result was the US citizens did not like it which lead to DJTs winning hands down.

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (PfnFb)

339 315 The Bond theme is great. Enrico Morricone and the GBU genre. Hawaii Five O, certainly.

You left out Maverick for ear worminess. And of course

Johnny Quest

Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (81VdM)


Finally! Now this thread precisely duplicates innumerable AOSHQ Best TV Show Theme discussions I've read since finding this place nine years ago!

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (aBgBM)

340 Ok, time to check out for a bit.

Maybe go find a Green Acres rerun in Bulg's honor.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (DlL9/)

341 Jeopardy!

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (E0p3T)

342 291 I suppose that this would not be the time to reveal my secret affection for "Muskrat Love."
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
Always liked Mushrat Love.
Posted by: Eromero

Tony Tenille may have had something to do with it...
Yesh.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (LHPAg)

343 They want blood

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XLfSN)
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They got it!

Posted by: Zombie Bon Scot at May 12, 2025 05:40 PM (krQz2)

344 There roughly over 14 million illegal aliens in our country. I have yet to see the long lines of them heading back to Mexico. In fact by CBP’s numbers we gotten rid of about 70k. That’s pissing in the ocean and Congress hasn’t done shit to keep these people off our federal benefits.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 12, 2025 05:40 PM (rDw+3)

345 I've never understood Jewish support for Palestine. This 60 second video takes a crack at it.

https://shorturl.at/YRDWk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, For a Limited Time Only at May 12, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)

346 What the hell does “ reparative public good”even mean??? Makes no sense at all.

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

347 Tony Tenille may have had something to do with it...
Yesh.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (LHPAg)
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Just not the writing.

America wrote a lot of good tunes. That wasn't one of them, IMO.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:40 PM (krQz2)

348 But not Joe. He'd just stand there and mumble and everyone would feel sorry for the nursing home patient. Put effort into someone who matters, not that sad clown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2025 05:18 PM (uWKK
__________________________________

That said clown used to sit next to John Murtha behind a card table in the Capitol building keeping track of and handing out Earmarks. He gave the eulogy at Murtha's funeral. Sure, he's a mumbling mess of age induced incompetence. But, he's been involved with questionable activities for years and years, and they have touched just about every corner of democrat politics. Putting pressure on the piece of excrement is half the fun regardless of his mental state. And, let's face it, no one really knows what he remembers. But, surely there will be a multitude of democrat asswipes falling on their knees each night hoping he doesn't remember them.

Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (dIske)

349 The thing about the Seinfeld theme is it was very catchy and you instantly identify it as the Seinfeld theme.

Then they used little riffs and themes throughout the episode for transitions. The episode starts out slow, with long scenes between characters. As the story advances, the scenes get shorter and more humorous as the hijinks start blowing up in everyone’s faces.

By the end the scenes are very short, with lots of rapid cuts between characters. The music drives those transitions and ties it all together.

Watch it sometime and imagine the theme song riffs aren’t there. It really impacts the show.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (l3YAf)

350 >> I admit, though, that the theme song for "The Greatest American Hero" is pretty good.
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Believe it or not
George isn't at home
Please leave a message
At the beep
I must be out
Or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not
I'm not home!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (ohohZ)

351 Nameless Horses… rejected,America title…

Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

352 What the hell does “ reparative public good”even mean??? Makes no sense at all.
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Yeah, that's as bad as 1.6 children.

Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (TN0g+)

353 "For those of us trying to rebuild the brand, it does no good when you're constantly reminded about the old brand that won't go away," Rocha said, adding that the only good thing about the interview is that it was quickly overtaken by news of the selection of a new pope.

Dems talk about marketing a body to become a president like their nominee was box of breakfast cereal. "Hey, kids!"

Meanwhile, millions of illegals cross the border like they were crossing a Walmart parking lot, men cosplay in women and girl's locker rooms, ME terrorists murder innocent men, women, and children in the victims homes, and we were running a $1.3T trade deficit with the PRC.

Gonna need more than a papal conclave to save your asses in '28, Dems.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (rj6Yv)

354 That said clown used to sit next to John Murtha behind a card table in the Capitol building keeping track of and handing out Earmarks.

Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 05:41 PM (dIske)
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Smuggest asshole to ever step foot in Washington.

Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (krQz2)

355 reate housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords."

I own my home. Means I don't have a landlord to mow the lawn or fix the toilet. I or my wife have to do it ourselves.

So are these "tenants" (how can they be "tenants" if they don't have "landlords?"), gonna mow the lawns and fix the toilets, too?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (77rzZ)

356 Nood!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (l3YAf)

357 347 Tony Tenille may have had something to do with it...
Yesh.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2025 05:39 PM (LHPAg)
__________________

I'm pretty sure could eat an apple while standing across the street.

Posted by: orson at May 12, 2025 05:42 PM (dIske)

358 346 What the hell does “ reparative public good”even mean??? Makes no sense at all.
Posted by: tubal
____

When you have to sacrifice time and money for something you need, like shelter, its harmful.

You need the healing power of just taking what you need from the people who have it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2025 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

359 Maybe go find a Green Acres rerun in Bulg's honor.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Hey, WD, thank you for sticking up for me in the last thread. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2025 05:44 PM (77rzZ)

360 Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2025 04:58 PM (UBKzV)

Count the skeletons when the snow melts. These aren't good lands to walk. They also leave debris behind. There aren't that many routes you need to arrange pickups.
Posted by: Oldcat
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They do amazing things with satellite and other imagery nowadays. Including counting people, things, etc.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2025 05:44 PM (ctrM5)

361
Baretta was pretty good.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Keep your eye on the sammich!

Posted by: MITCHELL at May 12, 2025 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

362 Leftist Hannah Appel says she wants to “abolish rent” and create housing “controlled by tenants and not by landlords. Housing as a reparative public good.”

https://tinyurl.com/mucjjuzu
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2025 05:35 PM (NpAcC)



I hate to break it to Hannah, but once you go that route you won’t have housing because the residents will have trashed it all within a year and gangs will be running the joint by the next year.

After that it will have fallen apart and been condemned as a public safety hazard.

Everybody but Hannah, and her comrades, have seen this movie before.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

363 For TV openers, "The Great Adventure" had one of most stirring musical themes, ever. Composed by Richard Rogers.

Posted by: mrp at May 12, 2025 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

364 Everybody but Hannah, and her comrades, have seen this movie before.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 12, 2025 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

Hell, Detroit runs that one in syndication.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2025 05:48 PM (yvnLa)

365 As much as I enjoy watching the left burn themselves, they will only get worse. I just don't see sanity returning and clearer heads prevailing.
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Their psyches are too damaged to accept anything that contradicts the narrative that has been installed in their heads. Contradictory facts, data, or evidence literally do not make it past their eyes or ears. They are driven by idealogy, to the exclusion of all rational reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2025 05:58 PM (XeU6L)

366 Yeah, but I don't see how you can get a good estimate of how many are still just walking across the border through some farmer's ranchland where there is no wall.

Ever heard of IR? They can count how many are where anywhere along the border, north or south, day or night. If you think they aren’t, then you’re the naïf. Under Biden, they just didn’t care. Now they care

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2025 07:00 PM (sagpo)

367 Footnote:

WHO WAS RUNNING THE COUNTRY THE LAST FOUR YEARS?

Puppet Biden is irrelevant.

Posted by: Beverly at May 12, 2025 09:27 PM (Epeb0)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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