Intelligence Assessment: The Marxist Revolutionary Government of Venezuela Is Helping Tren de Aragua Gang Members Invade the US

And they're doing this specifically to destabilize the US.

Miranda Devine reports:

A newly released intelligence assessment has found that some Venezuelan government officials "facilitated" the illegal migration of members of the brutal Venezuelan criminal gang Tren De Aragua into the United States "to advance what they see as the Maduro regime's goal of destabilizing governments and undermining public safety."
However, while Venezuela's "permissive environment enables TDA to operate... the Maduro regime probably is not systematically directing Venezuelan outflows, such as to sow chaos in receiving countries," says the April memo from the National Intelligence Council, released Monday by the ODNI.
The memo waters down an earlier FBI assessment that the regime of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro is specifically directing TdA activities in the U.S.
But an ODNI source says that the bureau's intelligence is the most "robust and accurate given their focus on domestic security and crimes, versus limited intelligence assessments from other intelligence elements who by law focus solely on foreign intelligence collection, and who until President Trump took office, had very limited resources focused on TdA."
The Department of Homeland Security has identified more than 600 Venezuelan migrants in the U.S. with likely ties to TdA who crossed the border illegally during Joe Biden's presidency.
"From 2021 to 2024 there was a spike in Venezuelan encounters at the US-Mexico border, in which some TDA members could have been present as they have generally moved with Venezuelan migrant communities and profit from human trafficking and migrant smuggling," says the IC assessment.
The Venezuelan government gives sanctuary to TdA, "aiding and abetting their crimes and terrorist activities against the United States by enabling them to thrive."
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The IC assessment cites US law enforcement reports that members of the Maduro regime, including Diosdado Cabello, Minister of the Interior, and former Venezuelan Minister of Penitentiaries Iris Varela, "have cooperated with TDA by providing financial or materiel support, but we cannot verify the sources' access."
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"Maduro regime leadership probably sometimes tolerates TDA's presence in Venezuela, and some government officials may cooperate with TDA for financial gain.

The report notes that Maduro's hold on his country is tenuous, so the Marxist regime routinely makes deals with criminal gangs.

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Links between TdA and the Maduro regime were central to the Trump administration's decision to use the Alien Enemies Act to deport suspected TdA gang members.
"Whether TdA exclusively murders, smuggles drugs, and traffics illegal immigrants over our borders on the orders of Venezuelan leaders, or freelances for self-enrichment is beside the point," Secretary of State Marco Rubio said this week. "It has killed on behalf of a hostile foreign government, that government has fostered its growth, and that government has encouraged it to invade the United States to advance its interests."

In New York City, the Tren de Aragua youth street gang the "Diabolos" just attacked cops in broad daylight.

A rowdy mob of Tren de Aragua-linked gangbangers turned on a pair of NYPD cops in Times Square in a shocking caught-on-video assault -- the second migrant attack on New York's Finest in the tourist hot spot in less than two years.
The cowardly attack came after the Friday night boxing match between Ryan Garcia and Rolly Romero in the Crossroads of the World, with the two cops jumped while trying to stop the thugs from robbing a pair of youngsters, law enforcement sources said.
At least three of the brutes were rounded up by Sunday afternoon -- including a 12-year-old reputed ring leader -- with police saying the mob is linked to the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua through its baby-faced offshoot crew known as Diablos de la 42, or Devils of 42nd Street, the sources said.

Last night in Times Square NYC.

I was told last night that fights were breaking out everywhere .

(Repost) pic.twitter.com/gJeZI5pxlU
— Viral News NYC (@ViralNewsNYC) May 3, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM

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1 Disgusting

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 02:46 PM (VE6XX)

2 first?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 09, 2025 02:46 PM (Ovc06)

3 "These dumb spics are amateurs and late to the party."

-- Fidel Castro

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

4 >> Intelligence Assessment: The Marxist Revolutionary Government of Venezuela AND DEMOCRATS AREHelping Tren de Aragua Gang Members Invade the US

FIFY

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2025 02:48 PM (gSF6G)

5 OVERRULED!

Posted by: Honorable Judge Danno, HI at May 09, 2025 02:48 PM (53oGX)

6 But it's not an invasion because Congress hasn't declared war, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

7 I think the people pulling this somehow think i won't just laugh if a cop shoots one of these little shits in the head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:49 PM (yvnLa)

8 New York Delenda Est.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2025 02:49 PM (gSF6G)

9 Turnabout is fair play. I'd recommend it, except the CIA can't be trusted to carry out any operation diligently and competently.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)

10 Maduro's government is also cozy with Iran and China. You can bet they're "suggesting" ways to destabilize the US too.

It's a group effort.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2025 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

11 Muh Due Process!

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2025 02:49 PM (q177U)

12 How did the TdA get from Venezuela to Panama for the caravans? Maybe President Petro would like to answer that question for us?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (D7oie)

13 including a 12-year-old reputed ring leader
_____________________________

LMAO...pants him!!!!

Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (dIske)

14 Wait, so it took an intelligence agency study to work this out? LOL it was blatantly obvious from the start. Next: water is wet and you cannot tell an angry girl to calm down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (2VST1)

15 Why would Maduro even dream of doing this?

His country is the envy of the world and has nothing to fear because it is so financially secure.

It's the Chavez Miracle, continued, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

16 'Member when we used to take acts of war seriously? I 'member

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (1FWWQ)

17 How about we flood Venezuela with tiktok retards in reply?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (yvnLa)

18 They would not be the first country to pay troublemakers to go away. But I wouldn't put it past the Biden administration to have asked Venezuela for some and paid Venezuela.

That would explain the strange concern of the Deeps for these terror gangs and the close personal ties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (8avO+)

19 It's cool how we got those Venezuelan opposition leaders out of the country.

Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

20 How did the TdA get from Venezuela to Panama for the caravans?

*whistling and looking another direction*
--Legacy Media

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (2VST1)

21 12 year old gang leader ? No parent/parents ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (VE6XX)

22 At the risk of starting WORLD WAR 3, perhaps depositing one or two GBU-72s in Caracas might be influential in shaping Maduro's incentives.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (bNf8H)

23 Chevron is leaving Venezuela because Bessent has had enough of Maduro's shit.
Laura Loomer is complaining about it. The claim is that it'll only make Venezuela collude with China instead.
Like it isn't already.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

24 I was in a bar in Hell's Kitchen on Tuesday night. The two 20somethings sitting next to me were saying stuff like "I don't know how anyone can be a Trump supporter."

I put Lee Greenwood and the Hulk Hogan theme song on the jukebox and left.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (gUzGB)

25 It's the Chavez Miracle, continued, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

Well it would be if it weren't for the gringos ruining everything for them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (yvnLa)

26 All these illegal aliens need to be deported. Whatever reason makes it easier, so be it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (s19xO)

27 25 It's the Chavez Miracle, continued, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

Well it would be if it weren't for the gringos ruining everything for them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (yvnLa)

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With Chevron leaving, Venezuela will just be more strong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

28 "12-year-old reputed ring leader"

So, the bad guy premise in RoboCop 2 was basically spot on.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (Vyll1)

29 DoS and that magnificent bastard, Rubio, just smuggled out a bunch of Venezuelan “dissidents” that have been holed up since Biden. They are also supporting the real victors in the last election.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (uZytX)

30 That's nice, but who facilitated the "look the other way while we fly them all over the country and settle them with apartments, stipends, jobs, SSN's, and ID"? Maduro didn't do that.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (tJ2Kx)

31 Laura Loomer is complaining about it. The claim is that it'll only make Venezuela collude with China instead.
Like it isn't already.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

I'm beginning to tire of Loomer

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

32 As I have said for a good while now, the invaders are NOT about getting votes, but rather importing street enforcers to control the populace a la Mexico.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (gt60b)

33 I think the people pulling this somehow think i won't just laugh if a cop shoots one of these little shits in the head.

Same as the “Trump voters now regret this” BS.

Saw a guy on Twitter today saying Trump voters are sad that a grandmother in California who’d been there 30 years and didn’t have a license or insurance accidentally drove into a military base and was arrested and ICEd. All his replies were “Nope, we voted for this”.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (ziUvL)

34 Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 09, 2025 02:52 PM (Vyll1)

Yeah, it's not like corporations would ever conspire with the government to push harmful drugs...

...oh wait.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (gUzGB)

35 Our domestic enemies are a bigger problem than the foreign ones because foreign gangs wouldn't be in the the US if there weren't Americans helping them get here.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (s19xO)

36 It's an Act of War.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (GD2xa)

37 get ready for a media teach-in on "due process rights of undocumented minors" as this rolls forward with the required arrests, incarceration and/or deportation of these 'miscreant 'utes....the GoFundMe's and ActBlue fundraisers for their defense will draw millions.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (Ovc06)

38 If only our CIA focused on destabilizing Maduro instead of facilitating him. What's wrong with them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (sB5dv)

39 Intelligence Assessment: The Marxist Revolutionary Government of Venezuela Is Helping Tren de Aragua Gang Members Invade the US

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Uh huh.

Here's another headline.

Athenian Assessment: Large Wooden Horses Assist Hoplites In Trojan Invasion

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

40 At the risk of starting WORLD WAR 3, perhaps depositing one or two GBU-72s in Caracas might be influential in shaping Maduro's incentives.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (bNf8H)

Or one of those AGM-114 Hellfire Ginsus right up his brown starfish.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (i24o9)

41 Chevron is leaving Venezuela because Bessent has had enough of Maduro's shit.
Laura Loomer is complaining about it. The claim is that it'll only make Venezuela collude with China instead.
Like it isn't already.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

The real problem is that Venezuela is the best source we have for heavy sour crude that is turned into diesel at the Gulf refineries.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (D7oie)

42 doctors and engineers

Posted by: brak at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (jGJov)

43 Did The Big Guy get more than his customary 10%?

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (KjscJ)

44 Sparks of humanity which didn't actually assault anyone because they're just an idea.

Right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

45 Athenian Assessment: Large Wooden Horses Assist Hoplites In Trojan Invasion

"In hindsight it was sort of obvious that a gigantic wooden horse is a very bizarre gift, especially one big enough to hold soldiers inside"
--Trojan spokesman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

46 If only our CIA focused on destabilizing Maduro instead of facilitating him. What's wrong with them?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (sB5dv)

More money in cocaine and heroin.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (D7oie)

47 >> DoS and that magnificent bastard, Rubio, just smuggled out a bunch of Venezuelan “dissidents” that have been holed up since Biden. They are also supporting the real victors in the last election.

Ah, good, more Venezuelans; just what America needs!

Shoot the TdAs. Dump the rest of the Venezuelans across the border in Mexico.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (l3YAf)

48 Biden put the agency on ice in Venezuela. He was cutting deals with them and giving special immigration status to their citizens. Meanwhile Maduro was rising him like a pet pony at a kids birthday party with this move. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (uZytX)

49 doctors and engineers

Posted by: brak at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (jGJov)

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"Sparks of Divinity, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (KjscJ)

50 Laura Loomer is complaining about it.

Laura Loomer would complain that the massage she gets didn't spend enough time on her big toe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

51 Not to the Marxists Jjdges

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (ypFCm)

52 In a real world, we would consider this an invasion and act of war. We would retaliate by conquering Venezuela and seizing all its natural resources for ourselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

53
It's an Act of War.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (GD2xa)

Specifically the civil kind.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (gt60b)

54 Cartel de los Soles is an actual thing.

Posted by: Bert G at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (VARTN)

55 FWIW

The French Sûreté and KMT worked with the Green Gang for control of Shanghai.Pockmarked Huang in the French Quarter and Big-eared Du in greater Shanghai.

Posted by: 13times at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (WDRj6)

56 Sounds like Venezuela declared War on the US !

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (g47mK)

57 If only our CIA focused on destabilizing Maduro instead of facilitating him. What's wrong with them?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 02:53 PM (sB5dv)

Considering how well their destabilization of the US is going (Trump in with a team, Dems imploding, Slush funds collapsing), if they had tried Maduro would have nuclear armed robot soldiers three meters high.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (8avO+)

58 To add to this invasion, chy na is deep in Venezuela for their oil.

Possibly some support for this is also coming from them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (6PCLE)

59 Using gangs and saboteurs to destabilize the US and pretending it is not an official government act.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 02:57 PM (g47mK)

60 America still acts like its the policeman of the world, but we’re like the cops in that video: ineffectual homos getting dunked on by a bunch of retarded third world trash.

It’s sad. I’m tired of it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 02:57 PM (l3YAf)

61 Shoot the TdAs. Dump the rest of the Venezuelans across the border in Mexico.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (l3YAf)

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Or at least across the border in Wyoming.

/obligatory "Yellowstone" reference

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 02:57 PM (KjscJ)

62 If only our CIA focused on destabilizing Maduro instead of facilitating him.

They are so bad at it they'd turn him into a superpower

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)

63 I thought 12 year olds and teenagers were incapable of acting as adults so were immune from prosecution.

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (KtOUo)

64 It is an act of war. This is also a subtle release to the judges unconstitutional act of trying to prevent CiNC from using the AEA.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (uZytX)

65 The claim is that it'll only make Venezuela collude with China instead.

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and they are not now ?? LOL.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (g47mK)

66 We'll know we're getting better when someone plugs one of these little rats in broad daylight and doesn't even get so much as interviewed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (yvnLa)

67 The real problem is that Venezuela is the best source we have for heavy sour crude that is turned into diesel at the Gulf refineries.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (D7oie)
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Plenty of sour crude in the Kern River basin, if I recall correctly. I'm not sure, though, which is more hostile, CA or Venezuela.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (tT6L1)

68 And Democrats are on the cartel payrolls. Republicans too. Import the illegal drugs then make money off the sales. You thought abortion, bioweapons and graft was the bedrock layer of evil they're up to?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (gt60b)

69 Really. I mean ferpetessakes. US intelligence facilitates all this human trafficking. If they're pointing fingers it's only to avert blame. Disregard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)

70 63 I thought 12 year olds and teenagers were incapable of acting as adults so were immune from prosecution.
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (KtOUo)

They'll be released and not charged.. I read they refused ICE

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)

71 >> In a real world, we would consider this an invasion and act of war.

In a real world, we wouldn’t have let ourselves be invaded since 1965.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (l3YAf)

72 Laura Loomer would complain that the massage she gets didn't spend enough time on her big toe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

I dislike her and many who do nothing but wail and gnash their teeth. SHE thinks SHE should be doing the cabinet vetting for President Trump, is the message I scan in her wailings.

I think she'd be better off getting rhinoplasty to keep her big nose off X for awhile. Is this bitchy? Yes, it is!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (6PCLE)

73 nazis did the same, sent saboteurs to the UK and tried same with the US (too far away) to destabilize the system

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (g47mK)

74 It is an act of war. This is also a subtle release to the judges unconstitutional act of trying to prevent CiNC from using the AEA.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (uZytX)

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)

75 >>"It has killed on behalf of a hostile foreign government, that government has fostered its growth, and that government has encouraged it to invade the United States to advance its interests."

I posted this story here last year. Maduro had TdA gangbangers murder a Venezuelan dissident in Chile. Of course they work at least partially for Maduro.

>>SANTIAGO (Reuters) - Chilean authorities conducted large-scale raids throughout Santiago this week that authorities say led to the arrest of more than a dozen gang members linked to the murder of a Venezuelan dissident.

https://tinyurl.com/34cwj8yh

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (viF8m)

76 Remember the good ol' days when Venezuela's biggest export was smoking hot women?

Seriously, let's get back to that.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (Wu4HK)

77 This would seem to satisfy the enemy state action set forth in the Alien Enemies act of 1798. Hey Hawaiian judges put this in your pipe and smoke it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (vmkyp)

78 I think she'd be better off getting rhinoplasty to keep her big nose off X for awhile. Is this bitchy? Yes, it is!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (6PCLE)

I'm with you

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

79 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

Hey, Elric. Folks were discussing the origin of your nic on a previous thread.

I started it by commenting that I hope to see you on SCOTUS someday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

80 Sounds like Venezuela declared War on the US !

"I thought that was German and the Jones Boys"
--Walter Donovan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)

81 Sounds like Venezuela declared War on the US !
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (g47mK)

Except they're colluding with the US against the US. Not much of a war.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:00 PM (gt60b)

82
Or at least across the border in Wyoming.

/obligatory "Yellowstone" reference
Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 02:57 PM (KjscJ)
****
We just take them to the train station if they can't ride fence.

Posted by: John Dutton at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (KtOUo)

83 Chevron is leaving Venezuela because Bessent has had enough of Maduro's shit.
Laura Loomer is complaining about it. The claim is that it'll only make Venezuela collude with China instead.
Like it isn't already.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Yep. 25 years of Chinese support to Venezuela.

Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (2bFN5)

84 Only one way to make these communist assholes quit.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (g8Ew8)

85 We should enforce the Monroe Doctrine throughout the Caribbean. Control all shipping entry and exit from the Caribbean.
If they don't like that we control the airspace too.
Be like the Strait of Hormuz only a little wider.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (sB5dv)

86
Placing TdA in New York City and the like is good strategy for Venezuela. That's where they can do the most damage. They'll barely be charged, litigation will be painstaking, cops themselves are handcuffed, the justice system won't cooperate with ICE, and in short, instability can be maximized.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (U7Gpi)

87 Remember the good ol' days when Venezuela's biggest export was smoking hot women?

Seriously, let's get back to that.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix

I think Sophia Vergara is Colombian.

Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

88 You know who else has a very large presence in Venezuela? Hezbollah aka Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:02 PM (viF8m)

89 17 How about we flood Venezuela with tiktok retards in reply?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (yvnLa)
________________________
(Geneva Convention)

ART. 49. — Individual or mass forcible transfers, as well as deportations of retarded Tik-Tok persons from occupied territory to the territory of the Occupying Power or to that of any other country, occupied or not, are prohibited, regardless of their motive.

Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2025 03:03 PM (dIske)

90 Has Venezuela gotten due process? They should be able to contest the accusations in Federal Court.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2025 03:03 PM (QUSkP)

91 But The Courts have held that the Enemies Act only applies when a foreign government is helping to...

Wait...

Trump was right AGAIN?!?!? He's the luckiest son-of-a-bitch, I swear.

- Harriet and Blah Blah, and all their neighbors.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 09, 2025 03:03 PM (oSeBJ)

92 nazis did the same, sent saboteurs to the UK and tried same with the US (too far away) to destabilize the system
Posted by: runner

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I don't understand how those German agents, that were dropped off by U-boats in the US, didn't get due process, right librards?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (Vyll1)

93 "I don't know how anyone can be a Trump supporter."

-
Well, some people have triple digit IQs. Others can't spell IQ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

94 The real problem is that Venezuela is the best source we have for heavy sour crude that is turned into diesel at the Gulf refineries.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:54 PM (D7oie)

We buy that from Russia. So does Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (8avO+)

95 Plenty of sour crude in the Kern River basin, if I recall correctly. I'm not sure, though, which is more hostile, CA or Venezuela.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 09, 2025 02:58 PM (tT6L1)

Chevron is leaving CA too.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (D7oie)

96 What you want: execute the criminals and physically remove the Venezuelans from your country.

What you'd settle for: nuke Caracas and take their oil.

What you'll get: effeminate slap-fighty bullshit like sanctions and a government-in-exile and a bunch of social media posts about how big mad we are at Maduro. Most of the criminals in that video will still be in the country in four years. Some will have attained citizenship by judicial fiat.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:05 PM (l3YAf)

97 Remember when the Democrats started telling us being safe from crime was white supremacy?

Well...they are really getting rid of that type of white supremacy fast aren't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:05 PM (t0Rmr)

98 "I don't know how anyone can be a Trump supporter."

"...but I won't even talk to one to find out"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:06 PM (2VST1)

99 I hear the theme from Hellfighters whenever Venezuela comes up.

Posted by: DaveA at May 09, 2025 03:06 PM (FhXTo)

100 In a real world, we wouldn’t have let ourselves be invaded since 1965.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 02:59 PM (l3YAf)

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Can we posthumously convict Ted Kennedy of multiple accounts of treason?

/Relocate his body to Mexico (it's presumably been preserved in alcohol) ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:06 PM (KpFAm)

101 I think Sophia Vergara is Colombian.
Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

The actress who played the Egyptian princess in The Mummy was Venezuelan.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 03:06 PM (D7oie)

102 Move over Maryland Man.. We now have California Grandmother... Been here 20 years and has no ID.. Ended up turning into a Military base and ICE arrested her.. Has a Daughter who I assume is illegal too but she managed to have an anchor baby.. 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VE6XX)

103 Chevron is leaving CA too.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (D7oie)
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Hmm, I think Chevron left CA before they left Venezuela. Which probably answers the hostile regime question.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (tT6L1)

104 But that is a lie:
A federal Judge-King has divined through Holy Revelation that Trump is a liar.
He has issued Sacred Orders which decree with Heavenly Wisdom that Venezuala is NOT directing Tren de Arugua.
He has found that the plain language of the statute is flawed, that The Congress was wrong:
He has corrected the law to his Law--only military invasions under direct orders to men marching in formation toward America can be qualified as subject to the Alien Enemies Act.

No, he does not need to take evidence.
No, he does not have to accept intelligence reports or findings.
No, he does not have to follow the law.

Because:
He has read The News.
And The News always tells The Truth.

You would know this if you went to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (sMW+k)

105 Placing TdA in New York City and the like is good strategy for Venezuela. That's where they can do the most damage. They'll barely be charged, litigation will be painstaking, cops themselves are handcuffed, the justice system won't cooperate with ICE, and in short, instability can be maximized.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 03:01 PM (U7Gpi)

That's basically every city in the US these days. The Nashville police would probably take a knee in front of the TdA "protestors"..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

106 I looked up lists of famous Venezuelan models and I am either so out of touch with pop culture that I know none of them ... or their definition of "famous" is a bit overbroad. Perhaps a little of both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)

107 I looked up lists of famous Venezuelan models and I am either so out of touch with pop culture that I know none of them ... or their definition of "famous" is a bit overbroad. Perhaps a little of both.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

How were their racks?

Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

108 VZ was the wealthiest country in Latin America at one point. But they "fixed" that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:09 PM (t0Rmr)

109 Can we posthumously convict Ted Kennedy of multiple accounts of treason?

/Relocate his body to Mexico (it's presumably been preserved in alcohol) ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:06 PM (KpFAm)

The man's more pickled than Lenin.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:09 PM (l3YAf)

110 I posted this story here last year. Maduro had TdA gangbangers murder a Venezuelan dissident in Chile.

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Damn! And I thought carrots in chili was bad!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

111 If the Diablos can claim turf on 42 St, New York and NY Democrats are screwed.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 09, 2025 03:10 PM (5EOdb)

112 When FDR caught his German saboteurs, he gave them a 'trial' and shot them.

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2025 03:10 PM (KtOUo)

113 Now we're talking.

>>@AlinaHabba
·
>>3m
The Mayor of Newark, Ras Baraka, committed trespass and ignored multiple warnings from Homeland Security Investigations to remove himself from the ICE detention center in Newark, New Jersey this afternoon. He has willingly chosen to disregard the law. That will not stand in this state. He has been taken into custody. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)

114 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..

Contestant: Why are normal people's insurance rates exploding in cost Alex?

Alex Trebek: That's correct now pick again

Posted by: Welcome to Jeopardy at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (t0Rmr)

115
*Can we posthumously convict Ted Kennedy of multiple accounts of treason?*

Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Chappaquiddick at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (LAUxe)

116 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

Hey, Elric. Folks were discussing the origin of your nic on a previous thread.

I started it by commenting that I hope to see you on SCOTUS someday.
Posted by: Bulg at May 09, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
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Ah. I didn't see that. I'd be happy to be on SCOTUS. I'd be the first real activist conservative justice.

The nic is from the Elric of Melnibone books. I have fond memories of being very young and my dad -- a big fantasy and sci-fi fan -- giving them to me to read. I was so young I knew nothing about sex, thought girls were icky, and didn't understand the adult themes. But I knew I really shouldn't be reading this, so it was a bit of forbidden fruit. That always tastes better.

I later named one of my D&D characters "Elric" -- and another "Blade" -- so when it came time for a nic ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

117 "They're doing this specifically to destabilize the US."

Well, that wasn't as tough as I bet they thought it'd be. Four years of Joe Biden and socialists running rampant throughout our institutions have brought us to the tipping point. TDA is nothing more than the last straw.

Posted by: red speck at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (0Id0S)

118 Ras Baraka

He's my least favorite character from Mortal Kombat

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (t0Rmr)

119 Move over Maryland Man.. We now have California Grandmother... Been here 20 years and has no ID.. Ended up turning into a Military base and ICE arrested her.. Has a Daughter who I assume is illegal too but she managed to have an anchor baby.. 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VE6XX)

Maryland Man has already been retired as a way to defeat Trump.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

120 Has be the new Pope talk to Presdent Obama yet abouts ideas on stopping Trump.

They be both from Chicargo and probvably knows eech other.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 09, 2025 03:12 PM (Oal3t)

121 116 I later named one of my D&D characters "Elric" -- and another "Blade" -- so when it came time for a nic ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

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"This isn't true. He's named after his uncle. His uncle just turned out to be a secret musical theater devotee and was ostracized from the family. He's just embarrassed."
-Elric's mommy, pinching his cheeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

122 VZ was the wealthiest country in Latin America at one point. But they "fixed" that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:09 PM (t0Rmr)
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MLB had a thriving minor league system there, which probably employed thousands. MLB pulled out of VZ over a decade ago due crime and kidnapping for profit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 09, 2025 03:12 PM (tT6L1)

123 MSLSD is very very hard to read without wanting to punch the screen. It's enemy propaganda. Lord Haw Haw and Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2025 03:13 PM (KtOUo)

124 >> When FDR caught his German saboteurs, he gave them a 'trial' and shot them.

Rare FDR W.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:13 PM (l3YAf)

125 Or at least across the border in Wyoming.

/obligatory "Yellowstone" reference

Are you saying we should take them to the train station?

Posted by: Nelly at May 09, 2025 03:13 PM (pSknm)

126 BREAKING: Feral District Clown Judge Bozoberg Overrules Intelligence Assessment -- Declares Venezuelan Dictator, Government, And Tren de Aragua To Be "Humanitarian Organizations" And Awards Them Damages Of $40 Trillion Per Anum In Perpetuity.

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:13 PM (KpFAm)

127 102 Move over Maryland Man.. We now have California Grandmother... Been here 20 years and has no ID.. Ended up turning into a Military base and ICE arrested her.. Has a Daughter who I assume is illegal too but she managed to have an anchor baby.. 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VE6XX)

Twenty years seems to be the average stay for illegals, thanks to GW Bush and his open borders crap. I remember reeling a bit when he wanted no borders with Mexico or Canada. One of his more stupid ideas on his menu of stupid.

He lost me post 9/11 with his comment of the "peaceful religion."

The oil painting of Epstein's, with Jr playing with planes and the Twin Towers did not help my feelings for him.

Oh, post 9/11 I was a supporter. No more of him and his drunk wife or any dam Bush.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 09, 2025 03:14 PM (6PCLE)

128 They have a new icon to try to stop deportations, a pretty young lady who was driving without a license, illegally came into the USA with her parents as a little girl. She's been here like 20 years but never tried to become a citizen. Byeee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:15 PM (2VST1)

129 128 They have a new icon to try to stop deportations, a pretty young lady who was driving without a license, illegally came into the USA with her parents as a little girl. She's been here like 20 years but never tried to become a citizen. Byeee
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:15 PM (2VST1)

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I saw an update (without sourcing, so...who knows) that the Trump administration is fixing this.

By deporting her whole family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

130 Gee, what should happen to a country's un-uniformed combatants when captured?

Posted by: JSchuler at May 09, 2025 03:15 PM (l6eKM)

131 I recall when a US citizen accidentally crossed the border into Mexico with a firearm he legally possessed in the US.

They gave him years in prison and the US government did nothing to try and help him

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:16 PM (t0Rmr)

132 I posted this story here last year. Maduro had TdA gangbangers murder a Venezuelan dissident in Chile.

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Damn! And I thought carrots in chili was bad!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

How do you think they killed him? 🥕💀

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)

133 131 I recall when a US citizen accidentally crossed the border into Mexico with a firearm he legally possessed in the US.

They gave him years in prison and the US government did nothing to try and help him
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:16 PM (t0Rmr)

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"Yeah, but cars don't kill people. Also, we need to investigate car insurance companies for price gouging."
-DU, 87.4% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

134 108 VZ was the wealthiest country in Latin America at one point. But they "fixed" that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:09 PM (t0Rmr)

It's even more tragic than that. After WWII, VZ actually had the fourth-largest GDP per capita on ERF.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (x/+r1)

135 I later named one of my D&D characters "Elric" -- and another "Blade" -- so when it came time for a nic ....
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

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"This isn't true. He's named after his uncle. His uncle just turned out to be a secret musical theater devotee and was ostracized from the family. He's just embarrassed."
-Elric's mommy, pinching his cheeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
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My mom knew the books were very adult. She wouldn't have given them to me, but she didn't stop my dad from doing so. My mom ran the house and always had the final word. But she deferred to my dad in terms of what kind of entertainment young boys should be exposed to. So I was exposed to very adult content long before my friends of the same age were.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

136 Move over Maryland Man.. We now have California Grandmother... Been here 20 years and has no ID.. Ended up turning into a Military base and ICE arrested her.. Has a Daughter who I assume is illegal too but she managed to have an anchor baby.. 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VE6XX)

I have heard of american idiots who marry an illegal invader and cry about the illegal invader getting deported after all these "years" blah blah blah and love blah blah blah. The idiots should be charged with aiding, abetting and fucking a criminal illegal invader and sentenced accordingly.

Posted by: No More Shits To Give, Deport Them All at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (R/m4+)

137 By deporting her whole family.

People voted for this. I am not joking, this is exactly what we wanted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (2VST1)

138 118 Ras Baraka

He sounds like a two bit hood in a Steven Seagal movie that drops dime on the primary antagonist.

Posted by: Nelly at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (pSknm)

139 I knew of an Okie Half Cherokee woman who spent her 70 years driving drunk without a license. Her husband registered the cars. Said the government had no business telling her what to do. Cirrhosis got her.

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (KtOUo)

140 They have a new icon to try to stop deportations, a pretty young lady who was driving without a license, illegally came into the USA with her parents as a little girl.

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Well, she's old enough to be trafficked for prostitution by the coyotes, now.

Deport her, and see if she wants to take that ride.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (BI5O2)

141 "Yeah, but cars don't kill people. Also, we need to investigate car insurance companies for price gouging."

Getting into why rents and insurance are so high with lefties is fun. With even a modicum of effort they'll end up with fingers in their ears yelling I can't hear you

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (t0Rmr)

142 So they've teamed up with Democrats to destabilize the United States...People need to wake up.

Posted by: Alfred at May 09, 2025 03:18 PM (b6c/x)

143 While a Yankees minor league prospect Thairo Estrada a Venezuelan was shot in a robbery attempt bin 2018. List an entire season. Is with Rockies now though on dl with broken wrist. Dangerous country even for beisbol heroes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 03:18 PM (vmkyp)

144 137 By deporting her whole family.

People voted for this. I am not joking, this is exactly what we wanted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (2VST1)

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Aggressive enforcement is going to have an effect.

I'm just kind of hoping to see insurance prices decline in 47 states and then spike up, unexpectedly, in CA, IL, and NY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

145 141 "Yeah, but cars don't kill people. Also, we need to investigate car insurance companies for price gouging."

Getting into why rents and insurance are so high with lefties is fun. With even a modicum of effort they'll end up with fingers in their ears yelling I can't hear you
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (t0Rmr)

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"The supply and demand curve is capitalist disinformation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

146

And it’s working with the Democrats.

Posted by: E Buzz at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (d27Ho)

147 Cuba did the same thing.
We should retaliate, send them our politicians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

148 Whoops!

BREAKING: Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is reportedly banned from UNC's football facility, per @PabloTorre.

One Belichick family source adds: "There is deep worry for how detrimental Jordon can be for not just North Carolina but Bill's legacy, reputation — everything he has built and worked for over decades."

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (y6oPX)

149 Leftists have lost their minds. There is more at the link.

>>@ChadPergram

>>DHS: Today, as a bus of detainees was entering the security gate of Delaney Hall Detention Center, a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

https://tinyurl.com/3a8zhdby

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

150 147 Cuba did the same thing.
We should retaliate, send them our politicians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

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We got Ana de Armas, so it's not all bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

151 The judge that placed an injunction on Trump that he can't use the AEA because TdA is not a "military invasion" will ignore this.
He already knew this, that Venezuela is directing them, but he ruled anyway.
Ignored actual proof.

Meanwhile, Judge Bonerburger is going to rule that the US has "constructive custody" of the Salvador prison and that all the TdA sent there must be brought back.
Judge Bonerburger is going to simply make up the proof necessary to manufacture the ruling he wants.

If you think you are seeing a pattern, that these judges are just making up whatever they want to get the ruling they want, it's because you didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (sMW+k)

152 They have a new icon to try to stop deportations, a pretty young lady who was driving without a license, illegally came into the USA with her parents as a little girl. She's been here like 20 years but never tried to become a citizen. Byeee
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:15 PM (2VST1)
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Throw this THOT and her entire illegal family of scumbag criminals out of this country. I don't care where. An island inhabited by cannibals, maybe? Komodo Island?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

153 149 Leftists have lost their minds. There is more at the link.

>>@ChadPergram

>>DHS: Today, as a bus of detainees was entering the security gate of Delaney Hall Detention Center, a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

https://tinyurl.com/3a8zhdby
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

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This is their Selma:

Protesting the legal deportation of illegal immigrants to their home countries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

154 118 Ras Baraka

He sounds like a two bit hood in a Steven Seagal movie that drops dime on the primary antagonist.
Posted by: Nelly at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (pSknm)

Sounds like a goofy CGI alien bartender from the Force Awakens

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (8avO+)

155 Sounds like a goofy CGI alien bartender from the Force Awakens
Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (8avO+)

Storm Trooper.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (g47mK)

156 "Yeah, but cars don't kill people. Also, we need to investigate car insurance companies for price gouging."
-DU, 87.4% probability

Guns - 32,000
Cars - 55,000

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (y6oPX)

157 Oh, post 9/11 I was a supporter. No more of him and his drunk wife or any dam Bush.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 09, 2025 03:14 PM (6PCLE)

I never like him. Effete little Skull and Bones globalist. His response to 9/11 was weak and stupid. He rushed the rich Saudis out of the country on planes while Americans were stranded in Canada because flights were grounded.

He knew damned well that Saudi intel was caught up with the hijackers. Probably not beforehand but he learned it after. The House of Saud has yet to pay a price for the wholesale slaughter of our people, and GWB is a large reason why.

Saudi Arabia is the seat of radical Islam. It's where most of this crap originated. 15 of 19 hijackers. bin Laden himself. Sickens me we still suck up to them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (l3YAf)

158 This is their Selma:

Protesting the legal deportation of illegal immigrants to their home countries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

I didn't think congressmen get a pass for attacking ICE installations. Sounds like Insurrection.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)

159 >DHS: Today, as a bus of detainees was entering the security gate of Delaney Hall Detention Center, a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

Need to move them to busses and let them sit until they piss themselves.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 09, 2025 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

160 DHS: Today, as a bus of detainees was entering the security gate of Delaney Hall Detention Center, a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

I'm so old I remember when storming a federal facility was the greatest crime someone could commit, equal to the Civil War, Pearl Harbor, and 9/11.

These people should be tried for high treason and shot...but more realistically if tried in the right court we could hope for jail time.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:22 PM (t0Rmr)

161
Without telling me she's crazy, etc., can someone tell me why/how Laura Loomer is now suddenly some Foreign Policy/Foreign Intelligence Expert?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:22 PM (rw6e3)

162 @thetatvaindia 15m
IMF approves $1 billion (₹8,000 crore) loan to Pakistan:
Indirectly funds attack on India and sponsors terrorism

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 03:22 PM (sB5dv)

163 Ras Baraka's father Amiri Baraka was a leftist poet who was made New Jerseys state poet. He started spewing anti semitic crap and wouldn't resign. So the Republican led legislature abolished the position.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (vmkyp)

164 148 Whoops!

BREAKING: Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is reportedly banned from UNC's football facility, per @PabloTorre.

One Belichick family source adds: "There is deep worry for how detrimental Jordon can be for not just North Carolina but Bill's legacy, reputation — everything he has built and worked for over decades."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (y6oPX)
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I don't know who got to them, Bill or Jordan, but UNC has released a statement saying Jordan is welcome to facility.

Must of been a fun 24 hours.

Posted by: WisRich at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

165 Whoops!

BREAKING: Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is reportedly banned from UNC's football facility, per @PabloTorre.

One Belichick family source adds: "There is deep worry for how detrimental Jordon can be for not just North Carolina but Bill's legacy, reputation — everything he has built and worked for over decades."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (y6oPX)
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I don't get this at all. Sure, Bill is a rich guy and if he wants to cavort with much younger THOTs, then so be it. Wouldn't be the first time a rich guy did this. But he is making a total fool of himself over a clearly toxic bitch who doesn't know her place. Bill: RUN.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

166 Wait, Elric Blade is not your real name?

/I am disappoint ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (cI5wi)

167 Without telling me she's crazy, etc., can someone tell me why/how Laura Loomer is now suddenly some Foreign Policy/Foreign Intelligence Expert?

She does know more then 90% of congress...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (t0Rmr)

168 The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

https://tinyurl.com/3a8zhdby
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

Then shoot them both for attempting a prison break.

See if anybody gives a shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

169 He knew damned well that Saudi intel was caught up with the hijackers. Probably not beforehand but he learned it after. The House of Saud has yet to pay a price for the wholesale slaughter of our people, and GWB is a large reason why.

Saudi Arabia is the seat of radical Islam. It's where most of this crap originated. 15 of 19 hijackers. bin Laden himself. Sickens me we still suck up to them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (l3YAf)

More like our intel. Wanting wacko pilots for middle eastern plots sounds very CIA. Don't know why any other country would train them in Florida that would have been a huge risk. For any other country there are many flight schools.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (8avO+)

170 I knew of an Okie Half Cherokee woman who spent her 70 years driving drunk without a license. Her husband registered the cars. Said the government had no business telling her what to do. Cirrhosis got her.
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2025 03:17 PM (KtOUo)

Archie Bunker once told Mike that the american indians do not vote because they sell their horses for booze to get drunk and cannot ride into town to vote.

Posted by: Meathead at May 09, 2025 03:24 PM (R/m4+)

171 Falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 03:24 PM (ypFCm)

172 171 Falling asleep
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 03:24 PM (ypFCm)

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He must be dictating. If he were falling asleep, he wouldn't write "falling asleep", he'd just do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 09, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

173 Video of leftists storming the DHS site.

https://tinyurl.com/mvd7667a

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:25 PM (viF8m)

174 Hawaiian judge overrules Belicheks girlfriend ban in 3, 2,1...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 03:25 PM (vmkyp)

175
a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and...

lol @ New Jersey
You People are shitheads.

Isn't that Dildo character from New Jersey? (Yes)

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:25 PM (DbEzE)

176 I don't get this at all. Sure, Bill is a rich guy and if he wants to cavort with much younger THOTs, then so be it. Wouldn't be the first time a rich guy did this. But he is making a total fool of himself over a clearly toxic bitch who doesn't know her place. Bill: RUN.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

Screw Belechik. Not content for the refs to cheat for him for decades he cheated every chance he got.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:25 PM (8avO+)

177
A Belichick family source, lmao. Most likely only concerned about their inheritance.

Belichick earned his money. None of my business how he spends it.

Hey Bill, Enjoy your life and tell everyone to *uck off.

Posted by: fourseasons at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (3ek7K)

178 "Brooklyn's broken out in fights!
There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights!"

Posted by: Nonna Turney, Spokesperson at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (HN9JN)

179 173 Video of leftists storming the DHS site.
https://tinyurl.com/mvd7667a
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh poo, we'll just have to not have a DHS then.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (gKWVE)

180 More like our intel. Wanting wacko pilots for middle eastern plots sounds very CIA. Don't know why any other country would train them in Florida that would have been a huge risk. For any other country there are many flight schools.

Shortly after 9/11 a whistle blower had come forward and said that he had headed up a new data analysis program at the NSA and had found Atta and co were in the US and up to something (though they did not know what).

He went to his boss who shut the program down. But it wasn't because of Atta and the jihadis. It was because the same program had found a bunch of American politicians were on China's payroll and harumph in 2001 no one believed that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (t0Rmr)

181 a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and...

lol @ New Jersey
You People are shitheads.

Isn't that Dildo character from New Jersey? (Yes)
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:25 PM (DbEzE)

Think they finally got THAT menendez out of the picture. The "everybody has a bunch of gold bars" guy.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)

182
He went to his boss who shut the program down. But it wasn't because of Atta and the jihadis. It was because the same program had found a bunch of American politicians were on China's payroll and harumph in 2001 no one believed that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (t0Rmr)

Able Danger

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 09, 2025 03:27 PM (MFuOv)

183 They are going to push confrontations until they are stopped.
They are undisciplined little children who know no consequences.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 03:27 PM (sB5dv)

184 Protesting the legal deportation of illegal immigrants to their home countries.
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Imagine if the left fought as hard for actual Americans as the do for murderous gang members from Venezuela

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 03:27 PM (sMW+k)

185 Think they finally got THAT menendez out of the picture. The "everybody has a bunch of gold bars" guy./i]

I think I have some of those cheap chocolates made to look like gold coins under my couch.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:27 PM (t0Rmr)

186 I clicked, it's ICE.
We need ICE, although the site would be better further south than Newark. Like, maybe south of Guatemala near Honduras.
I'll think of somewhere, give me a moment.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 09, 2025 03:27 PM (gKWVE)

187 Can we deport the baby Diablos criminals or will Boasburg and ilk scream they deserve due process?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (qBdHI)

188 Then shoot them both for attempting a prison break.

See if anybody gives a shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

I was going to post this exact thing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (l3YAf)

189 Was up for a period in middle of last night

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (ypFCm)

190 He went to his boss who shut the program down. But it wasn't because of Atta and the jihadis. It was because the same program had found a bunch of American politicians were on China's payroll and harumph in 2001 no one believed that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (t0Rmr)

in 2001 just about every executive businessman was on China's payroll. Their smart plan to bamboozle the commies was just about to blow up in their face.

Yeah. I'd believe it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

191 Can we deport the baby Diablos criminals or will Boasburg and ilk scream they deserve due process?

Boasburg should be the one getting due process

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

192 Saudi Arabia is the seat of radical Islam. It's where most of this crap originated. 15 of 19 hijackers. bin Laden himself. Sickens me we still suck up to them.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:21 PM (l3YAf)

Correct. They should have been nuked and Saudi Arabia should have ceased to exist as a country. But those in charge are too soft to do the right thing.

Posted by: The Truth at May 09, 2025 03:28 PM (R/m4+)

193 I don't know who got to them, Bill or Jordan, but UNC has released a statement saying Jordan is welcome to facility.

I bet Jordan walking around the practice field filled with 18-22 year old guys is a lot like that car washing scene in Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: SQUANTO at May 09, 2025 03:29 PM (Ak2xC)

194 Was up for a period in middle of last night

Were there any shots on goal?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

195 If you told me I would wake up one day and give the tiniest dryest pebble of ancient ratshit about who Bill Belichik is dating, I would probably wile e coyote myself off a cliff. Thankfully that day has still not come.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:29 PM (gt60b)

196 Instead of firing on Fort Sumter this time, the Democrats are instead illegally seizing federal property.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 09, 2025 03:30 PM (sMW+k)

197 Well, some people have triple digit IQs. Others can't spell IQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

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Democrat Congressmen have IQs that looks very similar to IQ.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 09, 2025 03:30 PM (EES2L)

198 One thing I'm glad about with Belichick and his whore, is that's it's finally tearing away the last diaphanous, gossamer-thin membrane that allows football fans to pretend their thing is different than their wives gossiping about the new season of White Lotus or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 03:30 PM (BI5O2)

199 >> Isn't that Dildo character from New Jersey? (Yes)

No, France.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:30 PM (l3YAf)

200 Archie Bunker once told Mike that the american indians do not vote because they sell their horses for booze to get drunk and cannot ride into town to vote.
Posted by: Meathead at May 09, 2025 03:24 PM (R/m4+)

Typical Norman Lear subtlety. His curse was having all his 'evil' characters be the most popular. Archie, George Jefferson...

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

201 "You People are shitheads."

Not all of us are. Some of us voted for Trump everytime and either-or for many years- havent voted for a Democrat politician

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:31 PM (42Vb+)

202 16 'Member when we used to take acts of war seriously? I 'member

Pepperidge Farm remembers....

Posted by: Esperman at May 09, 2025 03:31 PM (UZ7aH)

203 Indonesia paid off their WW II debt in bauxite ore and I was told while at NTC Gulfport that the huge stockpile of bauxite stored there was a similar payment from Venezuela.

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2025 03:31 PM (LHPAg)

204 Not all of us are. Some of us voted for Trump everytime and either-or for many years- havent voted for a Democrat politician
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:31 PM (42Vb+)

We shouldn't judge people by who they vote for.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:32 PM (gt60b)

205 Belichick earned his money. None of my business how he spends it.
Hey Bill, Enjoy your life and tell everyone to *uck off.
Posted by: fourseasons at May 09, 2025 03:26 PM (3ek7K)

Seconded.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Rub N Tug Aficionado at May 09, 2025 03:33 PM (R/m4+)

206 lt colonel anthony shaffer, the program was called able danger, the leads he followed were much closer that say the venerated august 6, pdb, which had less info than the one in december 99

Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 09, 2025 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

207 Oh no the protesters taking over a building accidentally ruptured a gas line. No survivors.
But the building has oil and electric heat. Details

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 03:33 PM (vmkyp)

208 The 4 second clip I saw of her she seemed really bored of Bill's attempts to have her join the conversation or give out info. She seems smart, the one who wants to spend a bit now and inherit the rest.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)

209 One thing I'm glad about with Belichick and his whore, is that's it's finally tearing away the last diaphanous, gossamer-thin membrane that allows football fans to pretend their thing is different than their wives gossiping about the new season of White Lotus or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2025 03:30 PM (BI5O2)
________

"You pay whores to leave, not to stay!"

-- Robert Kraft

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 09, 2025 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

210 Who could have POSSIBLY predicted this??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2025 03:35 PM (RIvkX)

211 Like Castro with Che, Maduro is exporting trouble before he gets ousted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2025 03:35 PM (GN2QT)

212 Went back and found the pictures of Barky and his good friend Chavez. " Chavez poses no threat to America"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2025 03:35 PM (NVNRw)

213 We shouldn't judge people by who they vote for.
Posted by: ...
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Who they vote for is a good indicator of their brain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 03:35 PM (sB5dv)

214 Hey Bill,

I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. What about you?

Posted by: CARL FOX at May 09, 2025 03:36 PM (Ak2xC)

215 >> Belichick earned his money. None of my business how he spends it.
Hey Bill, Enjoy your life and tell everyone to *uck off.

The problem is some of the kids he is trying to recruit have dreams of going pro. Neither they nor their parents want to be part of Bill's midlife or in this case old age crisis. And what hurts recruiting really pisses off the donors.

Personally, I've always thought Bill is a scumbag and I don't care what he does but he should keep his toy at home and off the practice field.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:36 PM (viF8m)

216 something anthony summers turned up, was the saudi agent
bayoumi, and his connection with an fbi asset, a member of the al sheikh clan,

bayoumi, had cased the US Capitol with video, and had showed it to two of his hijackers, from evidence recovered in London, in 2001,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 09, 2025 03:36 PM (bXbFr)

217 Sounds like a goofy CGI alien bartender from the Force Awakens

Ah nice...maybe a JarJar Binks sidekick. Disney has me so programmed to ignore Star Wars now, my brain didn't even go in that direction.
I have Space Ice videos pop up in my youtube feed roasting Seagal all the time so he's never far from my sh*tty movie thoughts.

Posted by: Nelly at May 09, 2025 03:36 PM (pSknm)

218 Sigh.
Another reason to always carry.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2025 03:37 PM (gVlkM)

219 Posted by: gKWVE at May

I had a great conversation with a fellow who was a guest at a wedding and was at my table at the reception. He is from Newark One of his parents is AA. The other is Latino. He has not voted for Democrats for years and is kind of a missionary for not voting for Democrats . He knows all about the demonization of the John Birch society and I think is a member of it.

He's from Jersey- not a "shithead" either ,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:37 PM (Gt80b)

220 once upon a time Belilichek had talent and instincts, thats no longer clear,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 09, 2025 03:38 PM (bXbFr)

221 Another thing the left is going on about is "Trump is deporting people straight into El Salvador prisons and is paying them to imprison people!"

When you point out that these are people who are criminals from El Salvador, and we aren't deporting them to prison, we're deporting them to where they came from and if they are criminals there, they get imprisoned.

So they claim that its not just criminals, its just anyone who is illegal! Which is criminal, but putting that aside, you ask them for proof and... they have none. They claim one dude who got deported by accident (a citizen) but he was deported because they THOUGHT he was a criminal....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:38 PM (2VST1)

222 >> Like Castro with Che, Maduro is exporting trouble before he gets ousted.

Or the Mariel boatlift. A lot of those people are still here.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

223 Disney is updating another classic.

Pinocchio: The little wooden boy becomes a real girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (L/fGl)

224
Move over Maryland Man.. We now have California Grandmother... Been here 20 years and has no ID.. Ended up turning into a Military base and ICE arrested her.. Has a Daughter who I assume is illegal too but she managed to have an anchor baby.. 20 years and driving no insurance, no drivers license, and no right to be here..
Posted by: It's me donna

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Gotta that story. It was all about how she was deported for taking the wrong exit. Sent into exile for accidentally leaving her driver's license in her other purse. A mistake -- not a crime -- and she's punished with eternal separation from her family.

SHE WAS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, dolts. She finally got caught because she got in a situation where she was required to show legal government ID and her illegal alien status was revealed. What are the Marines supposed to do, make a judgment on the spot that she's a sweet old lady who deserves to live illegally in America?

What a country western song. Someone write "Christmas Shoes" except "Abuelita regresa a casa."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (U7Gpi)

225 I had a great conversation with a fellow who was a guest at a wedding and was at my table at the reception. He is from Newark One of his parents is AA. The other is Latino. He has not voted for Democrats for years and is kind of a missionary for not voting for Democrats . He knows all about the demonization of the John Birch society and I think is a member of it.

He's from Jersey- not a "shithead" either ,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:37 PM (Gt80b)

A Bircher and a Democrat? I know Buckeley made his 'name' by slandering them with Gossip, but I didn't think they were likely to vote Democrat even so.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO+)

226 In a communist regime, criminals (who go against the citizens, not the government; the latter would not be tolerated) have a special status. They are seen as a potential revolutionary force that can be coopted and used.

Posted by: PG at May 09, 2025 03:40 PM (afPT4)

227 Disney is updating another classic.

Pinocchio: The little wooden boy becomes a real girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (L/fGl)

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Her Adam's Apple grows every time she tells a lie?

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (3MZwD)

228
Welp. I guess we can scratch off Nicole Shanahan off our list of people on Our Side.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (5thoR)

229 HE WAS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, dolts. She finally got caught because she got in a situation where she was required to show legal government ID and her illegal alien status was revealed. What are the Marines supposed to do, make a judgment on the spot that she's a sweet old lady who deserves to live illegally in America?

What a country western song. Someone write "Christmas Shoes" except "Abuelita regresa a casa."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (U7Gpi)

Given how well Maryland Man was behaving odds are high that if the furor rise this Granny was running fetanyl and children up the highways all 20 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

230 Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:32 PM (gt60b)

Why? We do it all the time here. I'm just saying that there are people who formerly voted Democrat and those who still do because they don't listen to anything but network news and as far as papers only read the NYT so they are totally brainwashed but because I have known them for years I know they are good and kind people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (Gt80b)

231 When you point out that these are people who are criminals from El Salvador, and we aren't deporting them to prison, we're deporting them to where they came from and if they are criminals there, they get imprisoned.
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Did you ever notice how much time we waste "explaining" the truth to abject liars? Remember when the Left used to try to make us "prove" the media was "biased"? And then one day the media just up and declared fuck you of course we hate you.

They know. They know it all. I don't mean the votards necessarily, but leftists and agitators you talk to all know. They don't care. They get off on watching you carefully explain and then denying it to your face anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (gt60b)

232 229 HE WAS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, dolts. She finally got caught because she got in a situation where she was required to show legal government ID and her illegal alien status was revealed. What are the Marines supposed to do, make a judgment on the spot that she's a sweet old lady who deserves to live illegally in America?

What a country western song. Someone write "Christmas Shoes" except "Abuelita regresa a casa."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (U7Gpi)

Given how well Maryland Man was behaving odds are high that if the furor rise this Granny was running fetanyl and children up the highways all 20 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

Her desire for a better life was so strong, she did absolutely nothing to ensure it couldn't be taken away over a traffic stop.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (KbCG3)

233 >> Welp. I guess we can scratch off Nicole Shanahan off our list of people on Our Side.

She was always a nutty hippie who vagina-trapped a billionaire. What'd she do now?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

234 ed by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (5thoR)

Why? What did she do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (Gt80b)

235 In a communist regime, criminals (who go against the citizens, not the government; the latter would not be tolerated) have a special status. They are seen as a potential revolutionary force that can be coopted and used.

Posted by: PG at May 09, 2025 03:40 PM (afPT4)

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* BLaMtifa, BLM, and Pro-Palestinian/Hamas Domestic Terrorists have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:43 PM (3MZwD)

236 Why? We do it all the time here. I'm just saying that there are people who formerly voted Democrat and those who still do because they don't listen to anything but network news and as far as papers only read the NYT so they are totally brainwashed but because I have known them for years I know they are good and kind people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:41 PM (Gt80b)

I think you just agreed with me?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:43 PM (gt60b)

237 223 Disney is updating another classic.

Pinocchio: The little wooden boy becomes a real girl.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (L/fGl)
________________

I hope they don't do any bus station glory hole scenes. Although, there is a solid moral to be applied. "Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong."

Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2025 03:43 PM (dIske)

238 You know who else paid people to leave?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (gt60b)

239
Gotta say, not too impressed with DHS's abilitiy to fend off a bunch of fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (psf/p)

240 Apparently the Pope has Ernie Banks' number: Leo XIV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (2VST1)

241 Maggie Gylenhall's daughter was arrested in the pro Hamas takeover at Columbia. Bet she'll get hard time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (vmkyp)

242 Like Castro with Che, Maduro is exporting trouble before he gets ousted.

Or the Mariel boatlift. A lot of those people are still here.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

I'll accept them if they fill the boats with Democrat politicians, college professors, ACLU lawyers, Judges and writers for the Bulwark and send them back to venezuela

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (8avO+)

243 They know. They know it all. I don't mean the votards necessarily, but leftists and agitators you talk to all know. They don't care. They get off on watching you carefully explain and then denying it to your face anyway.
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (gt60b)

Many just live in an alternate reality. Their entire worldview is so foreign so that they really believe they are right.

I mean, they think the MSM is far-right propaganda.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (l3YAf)

244 Her Adam's Apple grows every time she tells a lie?

That can't really happen...Can it?

Posted by: KAMALA at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (Ak2xC)

245 Unless the vatican wants to be classified as a terrorist organization they need to STFU about poor widdle gangs and let Trump take out the trash in peace

Posted by: night lifted at May 09, 2025 03:45 PM (FZn/N)

246 * BLaMtifa, BLM, and Pro-Palestinian/Hamas Domestic Terrorists have entered the chat *

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Should have included the Deep State, Soros DAs, and Feral District Clown Judge Domestic Terrorists (BIRM thrice) as well ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 09, 2025 03:45 PM (3MZwD)

247 Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO

No; He is now a registered Republican and has voted Republican for years. He is another Republican who had a political conversion. From being a Democrat,.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:45 PM (Gt80b)

248 Many just live in an alternate reality. Their entire worldview is so foreign so that they really believe they are right.

Yeah they watch MSNBC and believe it all, agree with it all. They are severely bubbled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:45 PM (2VST1)

249
The big internet meme last week was "Can 1 Gorilla Fight 100 Men?"

I axe: Can 1 small group of leftist fags fight the entire DHS?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:46 PM (iLU3Z)

250 Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:43 PM (gt60b

Yes, I did. Just giving my take.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:47 PM (Gt80b)

251 Kaisa Laga Swad Pakistaniyo

How did you like the taste Pakistanis

https://tinyurl.com/4hswz58p

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 09, 2025 03:47 PM (sB5dv)

252 240 Apparently the Pope has Ernie Banks' number: Leo XIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (2VST1)

Well then, Let's Play Two!

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 09, 2025 03:48 PM (a4NoL)

253
She was always a nutty hippie who vagina-trapped a billionaire. What'd she do now?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

Why? What did she do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She said she think RFK is "being controlled" by "someone who is not President Trump" and is very upset at RFK's choice for Surgeon General.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:48 PM (iLU3Z)

254 So why did Biden include them in an enhanced Humanitarian Program along with Haiti, Cuba, Nicaragua?

There's no possible way the US did not know Venezuela was a problem and it also had been in sitting in TPS for many, many years.

It's more like F the deplorables, let them fight it out in the streets - and that's a lousy thing to say, think, imply.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 09, 2025 03:48 PM (NFX2v)

255 Many just live in an alternate reality. Their entire worldview is so foreign so that they really believe they are right.

I mean, they think the MSM is far-right propaganda.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 09, 2025 03:44 PM (l3YAf)

Nah, they don't believe it. They'd be falling down stairs if they were that out of it. They know what they are supposed to say in public to avoid trouble. So they say it, they don't believe it. Or live by it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)

256 She said she think RFK is "being controlled" by "someone who is not President Trump" and is very upset at RFK's choice for Surgeon General.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:48 PM (iLU3Z)

That's insane!

Posted by: The Brainworm at May 09, 2025 03:49 PM (l3YAf)

257 It's merely the zeitgeist obviously but 1 gorilla vs 100 men feels like it's based on Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:49 PM (gt60b)

258 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 09, 2025 03:49 PM (mH4AI)

259 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (L/fGl

Seriously ? Ugggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:49 PM (Gt80b)

260

NOod

doON

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 09, 2025 03:50 PM (VXGVS)

261 Belichick actually can play 3D Chess. Let all the homos at Disney/ESPN get distracted by the babe and take everyone else with them.

Meanwhile he sacrifices babies to Moloch to win another championship season.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 09, 2025 03:51 PM (wBaIH)

262 Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO

No; He is now a registered Republican and has voted Republican for years. He is another Republican who had a political conversion. From being a Democrat,.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:45 PM (Gt80b)

So is he a Bircher now or had he converted from Dem before he joined them. I thought that group was long gone to hear WFB yammer about his triumphs.

Not ragging on your friend, as you say being a Democrat was only recently a badge of utter treason and crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

263 It's merely the zeitgeist obviously but 1 gorilla vs 100 men feels like it's based on Trump.
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2025 03:49 PM (gt60b)

where are the anti Trump people going to find any real men. Even their assassin was some dumb punk.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2025 03:55 PM (8avO+)

264 No: he voted Republican and then joined the John Birch Society. They still are around and put out a magazine with very interesting articles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2025 03:56 PM (Gt80b)

265 DHS: Today, as a bus of detainees was entering the security gate of Delaney Hall Detention Center, a group of protestors, including two members of US Congress, stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility. The members, Robert Menendez Jr. and Bonnie Watson Coleman and multiple protestors are holed up in a guard shack, the first security check point.

https://tinyurl.com/3a8zhdby
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

"A mysterious fire broke out in a security shack today, killing multiple protestors inside. When asked how this could possibly occur, a security officer replied, "Beats the hell out of me. Shit happens".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 09, 2025 04:00 PM (5xuJ/)

266 Get Janet Yellen out of her Keebler ElfTree Lair! Only she can save us and the planet!

Posted by: Field Marshal Jeremy Powell at May 09, 2025 04:04 PM (wBaIH)

267 "The report notes that Maduro's hold on his country is tenuous, so the Marxist regime routinely makes deals with criminal gangs."

Sorta like the Democrats and Antifa?

Posted by: profligatewaste at May 09, 2025 05:10 PM (1zrVa)

268 12 How did the TdA get from Venezuela to Panama for the caravans? Maybe President Petro would like to answer that question for us?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2025 02:50 PM (D7oie)

I would like to ask President Petro when he is scrapping all customs and immigration requirements for entering Peru.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2025 05:30 PM (vm8sq)

269 And we thought that miserable little Weasel Hugo Chavez was Bad. We need to send them our worst crinimals

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 09, 2025 05:34 PM (wGqjj)

270 Can we start referring to "Tren de Aragua" as "Tards de Arugula"?? They are "Lethal Lechugas"!!!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 09, 2025 07:20 PM (LKMDZ)

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