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A "Foreign Aid" Official Who Blocked DOGE from Seeing Agency Records Had a Personal Reason to Stop the Audit

Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

Luke Rosniak at Daily Wire:


A foreign aid official who refused the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) access to his agency's financial records may have had a reason to keep auditors out: he steered illicit contracts to a friend who sent him secret payments, according to a law enforcement affidavit obtained by The Daily Wire.

Mathieu Zahui, chief financial officer of the African Development Foundation, refused to grant DOGE access to its books and told the White House that the agency would not acknowledge President Donald Trump's appointee as chairman of the board. After a dramatic showdown in March, DOGE physically took over the building with U.S. Marshals, but control of the agency is now the subject of a lawsuit objecting to "swooping in with DOGE staff, demanding access to sensitive information systems" -- an objection that reads differently in light of the criminal probe.

For years, workers at the small, USAID-adjacent federal agency focused on Africa have told oversight bodies about allegations of self-dealing, procurement violations, and mysterious offshore bank accounts, many of them involving Zahui. But little was done about it, several told The Daily Wire.


One action that raised eyebrows was Zahui's insistence on directing both grants and contracts to a company in Kenya called Ganiam Ltd. According to spending records, it was awarded nearly $800,000 in contracts without competition. For example, a one-year, $350,000 contract for "transport, travel, relocation" services was executed in March 2020, when few people were traveling or holding conferences because of coronavirus.

According to a search warrant application uncovered by The Daily Wire, USAID's inspector general established by August 2024 that the company's owner had secretly wired money to Zahui's personal bank account at times that matched up with the federal contracts. To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.

Ganiam Ltd. is owned by Maina Gakure, whom Zahui has known for decades. Both worked at the Department of Veterans Affairs in San Diego and later moved to Fairfax, Virginia. Gakure had been in charge of awarding contracts at the VA, then created his own company designed to get government construction contracts by taking advantage of a minority preference program. It was called Ganiam LLC and was based out of a house in Virginia. Gakure similarly created a company based in Kenya called Gakure Ltd. The African Development Foundation is permitted by law to give grants only to African entities.

In January 2024, inspector general agents interviewed Zahui about the Ganiam contracts, and he acknowledged having known Gakure personally since 1999, and having been to his apartment. He "could not explain why the contract with Ganiam was sole-sourced instead of being competitively bid," the agents wrote.


Zahui was named chief financial officer of the federal agency after he declared bankruptcy and had his house foreclosed on. He acknowledged to investigators that the travel contract was executed after COVID had already shut down travel. He told them the contract was actually used for IT services, but since Ganiam had no expertise in IT, it subcontracted it to a different company. A Department of the Treasury contracting official told the agents that was not allowed.

Read the whole thing. They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them, because they all kick back to Democrat Party hacks.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 narf!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (D7oie)

2 I have been assured that employees of the federal bureaucracy are honest brokers of the people's will and only do the honest and good thing to advance America's interest without any concern towards personal profit or political concern.

I was assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

3 I used to think that theft was a limited problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (D7oie)

4 >>> Mathieu Zahui

Ah, a good Polish fellow. I think I saw him at the local bar drinking Zywiec last week.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (uCjyK)

5 Stickholm syndrome? Battered wife syndrom? Both?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (QSrLX)

6 The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (JNTt1)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Corruption? No way.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Mathieu Zahui is just doing the thievery and treason that Americans won't do!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (uCjyK)

10

I can't believe there are crooked people in our government who steal from us.

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (3ek7K)

11 Zywiec? Harnas!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (QSrLX)

12 Mathieu Zahui


Gesundheit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

13 * eyes tightly shut *
* hands over ears *

Lalalalalalalala, I can't hear you!

Burn down Tesla!

Posted by: MSM at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (Dv3i1)

14 Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (kgPGi)

15 8 Corruption? No way.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

======

It is not possible for a federal bureaucrat to be corrupt or to misspend any funds against the law.


They are made more moral upon hiring by mere fact of being federal bureaucrats.

They become the New Socialist Federal Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

16 No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.
Posted by: BurtTC

Where are you going?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

17
If only Joy Anne Reid was still employed at MSNBC to denounce this criminal probe as the racist witch-hunt it obviously is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:17 PM (U7Gpi)

18 Maybe we can convert some of those now-empty DC office buildings into prisons, populated entirely by the same people who used to work there as employees.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:17 PM (pMi6S)

19 Remember when AOC told us Congress needed a pay raise otherwise they'd resort to less savory methods of enrichment?

I guess this is what she meant.

Posted by: JasonG at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (3+0We)

20 11 Zywiec? Harnas!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (QSrLX)

I prefer my hang overs be horrible and make me feel like I'm dying, but that the beer is suspiciously cheap, which is why when it comes to Polish beers, I only drink Zywiec!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (uCjyK)

21 >>>Read the whole thing. They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them, because they all kick back to Democrat Party hacks.

Meh. They'll just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (i24o9)

22 I used to think that theft was a limited problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (D7oie)

I used to think locality pay fraud was impossible because of the multiple layers of approval you have to go through.

More fool, I.

I have always believed - even when I worked in it - that the government was slow-moving, wasteful, and exponentially too large.

Then I got fired because I wouldn't sic my agents on a particular group of Americans.

Even aside from how personally I was wronged, I readily accept that - in general - people employed by the government, from GS-2's all the way to (and particularly) the SES ranks knowingly and actively find ways to fuck us harder whilst enriching themselves.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (oSeBJ)

23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

24 Corruption all they way down and sideways. I'm sure the GOP not wanting to take votes and codify the DOGE savings is any way related.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (G0vdT)

25
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

But seriously, this infuriates me. This is clearly a guy who knows that Americans are suckers for any claims by "marginalized communities" and what you need is NOT subject-matter expertise but knowledge of How To Work The System.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (U7Gpi)

26 This reporting is from the Daily Wire. Just curious, has NYT or WashPost or WSJ reported on their own investigations yet?

Hahahaa, just kidding. I amuse myself.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)

27 Well, it is Clown World.

Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

28 Let me guess. Mathieu Zahui is another scamming Amish guy right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (17s+e)

29 But Trump said pussy!

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (xhfG9)

30 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)



HBO should be launched to the sun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Zahui

Gesundheit.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (pMi6S)

33 23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

He was just adding efficiency to the system, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

34 31 HBO should be launched to the sun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

======

The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

35 If I were this Zahui guy, I'd get a judge to issue a TRO against Trump, maybe shuffle a few more hundred thousands into the offshore bank accounts while it winds its way through the courts.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

36
I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

============

And I'm totally shocked that a non-American in charge of the VA would short American veterans in favor of hookers, blow, and diamonds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (U7Gpi)

37 30 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

This corruption? This isn't "I'm going to be murdered" level of corruption, this is just how things work in government level of corruption.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

38 Kickbacks from contractors is a longstanding government tradition.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (n2swS)

39 But Trump said pussy!
Posted by: blaster

Well, he was talking to Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

40 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)



I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

41 23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)


If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

42 Student group at Temple University says liberating Palestine will help "destroy the United States and capitalism"

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Say no more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

43 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
____

Let's see, post-apocolyptic story where no one but the protaganist can have a kid, and she turns out to be a lesbian? That explains the name "Last of Us".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

44 40 I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

======

He's broken wide open the corruption of the knitting community.

Stolen patterns. Fraudulent mittens. Counterfeit yarn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

45 1st pope vote has still not happened yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

46

These funds will impede the legitimate and ultimately necessary and critical research to alter intersystem, orbital mechanics and minimize the chance of a celestialbody collision by cutting off the clits of five year old girls and mutilating albinos!

Posted by: Prof. Jobobo, Afrophysicist at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (rTz63)

47 I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (xhfG9)

48
The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)



I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

49 I watched the Conclave movie on Prime. It turns out the person they selected for Pope was a hermaphrodite and was gender confused. I should have known better to watch anything on Prime. F*ck Bezos.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (/U5Yz)

50 The Mob manages $$$ much better than the federal bureaucracy. Much more honestly too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (cYBz/)

51 I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (xhfG9)



Well........valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

52 If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

Sure, why not?

Anyways, quick -- let's dramatically increase the level of legal immigrants coming in to the US.

We NEED them here, because we are a bunch of lazy good for nothing fat slobs who can't do the important jobs, like stealing money from the tax payers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (uCjyK)

53 I remember when HBO only showed lesbians on Cinemax.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (3NRK9)

54 48
The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

======

One either thinks Danny McBride is funny, or one does not think Danny McBride is funny.
-Sun Tzu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

55 @6

>>The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

56 40 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)


I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

57 On the scale of African Corruption, this scandal is just peanuts. The entire continent, from Cape Town to Tunis, from Dakar to Zanzibar, is a vast landscape of total corruption, from the presidents, prime ministers and warlords down to the lowliest villagers.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (pMi6S)

58 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

I watched an episode and had the same reaction. Danny MacBride is sign a show will not be funny but stupid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (17s+e)

59 send him to the New Improved Alcatraz

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (dCxaZ)

60 Notice how even after the federal budget doubled under Biden the services it renders actual citizens were reduced?

Why?

Because most of that money went into the hands of connected uniparty members.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (t0Rmr)

61 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
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I tried to watch one of those and gave up. What's the deal?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (pZ64F)

62 If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

My point is that the money was being embezzled even if this guy didn’t get a cut. A Federal agency sending money to Africa is like Jeffrey Epstein sending kids to Jimmy Savile.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (l3YAf)

63
Um, can't help but notice the war between the pakis & injuns seems to be disappear.

Is it over?
Who won?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (57wKv)

64 Supper time for the doggos used to be 6pm. It's now been walked back to 3pm with begging and displays of cuteness beginning at 2pm.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (FBprQ)

65 The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Yep. Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (uCjyK)

66 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

An expose on Big Penguin.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

67 He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Pretty much all of his stuff would be 24/7 MSM coverage for weeks if it was about Republicans. That doesn’t mean he’s wrong for trying to promote it anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (3NRK9)

68 They're stealing us blind
________

OT - Never understood the origin of this saying, so I looked, and found this the most satisfactory:

"Blind, as it is used in these phrases, is thought to have come from its use in early 20th century student slang meaning 'completely, totally.' With that in mind, to rob someone blind means 'to take absolutely everything from someone.'"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (UBKzV)

69 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

Remember they just want to be able to get married and it will never ever have any impact on anyone else.

Posted by: Something I was told on this very blog at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

70 This will be MDM-MSM Headline News in 3 .. 4 .. 5 ...

... despite Republicans pouncing, seizing, and committing the ultimate crime of noticing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (UZal8)

71 I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.
Posted by: blaster


His Going Dark video was overly dramatic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (/U5Yz)

72 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (1FWWQ)

73 They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them
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And who protects the Democrat Party......

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (RxTC7)

74 >>The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Hang them all?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (i24o9)

75 67 He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Pretty much all of his stuff would be 24/7 MSM coverage for weeks if it was about Republicans. That doesn’t mean he’s wrong for trying to promote it anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (3NRK9)

Don't get me wrong, in any other timeline the guy would be considered one of the greats.

But nobody is trying to kill O'Keefe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

76 I watched the Conclave movie on Prime. It turns out the person they selected for Pope was a hermaphrodite and was gender confused. I should have known better to watch anything on Prime. F*ck Bezos.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Cardinals are watching ‘Conclave’ the movie for guidance on the actual conclave
The 2024 movie is proving a useful primer for clerics about to take part in the real thing to choose the next pope.
WWW.POLITICO.EU
https://www.politico.eu
/article/cardinals-watch-
Pconclave-movie-for-real-life-guidance/
Yes, the Catholic Church is participating in a tradition rooted in more than 1,000 years of church history, and to prepare, its top leaders are watching a woke Hollywood film where (spoiler warning) a secret hermaphrodite is elected pope.

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I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

77 I've reached the point with DOGE that I'm in the top photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pwuzw

The others are just some additional comic relief.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (VNX3d)

78 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

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OUT: Baby Mamas.
IN: Daddy Mamas.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (UZal8)

79
O'Keefe has delivered on every single Sting op he's done. Not his fault the Fake News & Republican Cucks give his scoops A Good Leavin' Alone.

You People...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (57wKv)

80 I find it remarkable that so many federal contracts are total crap, signed by unsavory actors in the government. I worked for USACE, and the hoops we had to jump through to make sure all contracts were fairly awarded were astounding. If the slightest thing was not done correctly, the contracts were not awarded and we restarted the entire process. To find that other agencies just hand shit out to their friends blows my mind.

I guess USACE values integrity a bit more than agencies who are just handed money by Congress, but still, the veniality of it all is mind blowing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (a4NoL)

81 >> Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

I remember being promised he would shove grandma off a cliff. GOP couldn’t even deliver on that promise..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (l3YAf)

82 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
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Sure. Why not.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (RxTC7)

83 Yep. Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?


They had a budget crises in a town near mine when the state finally stopped sending them COVID funds. See they had used those temporary funds to hire a bunch of permanent bureaucrats. The town demanded a massive tax increase or they'd fire a bunch of teachers and cops.

People looked through the town budget and found things like a new highly paid "climate change engineer" and argued why don't we cut positions like that first. The response? That office is too important to cut..!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

84 I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And the religious arguments on this here blog.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

85 78 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

--------------

OUT: Baby Mamas.
IN: Daddy Mamas.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (UZal

Girls are stronk and empowered. The future is female!

But seriously, what is even a woman and why can't I just be a dad but with a vagina?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

86 57 On the scale of African Corruption, this scandal is just peanuts. The entire continent, from Cape Town to Tunis, from Dakar to Zanzibar, is a vast landscape of total corruption, from the presidents, prime ministers and warlords down to the lowliest villagers.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (pMi6S)
There is iron, etc, and so forth in the words of zombie for all morons to see.
-However many Bears they is

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (LHPAg)

87 Just another example of how we the people are merely servants of our governments' bureaucracies.

Feels so good that non elected folks have total control of our lives.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (k1E2D)

88 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (1FWWQ)

Spoiler alert!

Come on, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:30 PM (i24o9)

89 Wait, there's a USACE?

Then what country is our Ace from?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

90
O'Keefe could get people on video admitting to child sex trafficking with specific details and name Democrats involved, the Fake News would give it a Good Leaving Alone and You People would say O'Keefe sucks for being such an attention whore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (57wKv)

91 The Republicans and Democrats were poised to crack down on all this fraud but Trump is just too mean and a Nazi!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (Vh9CX)

92 According to a search warrant application uncovered by The Daily Wire, USAID's inspector general established by August 2024 that the company's owner had secretly wired money to Zahui's personal bank account at times that matched up with the federal contracts.

To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.



Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (xt/H7)

93 >> I find it remarkable that so many federal contracts are total crap, signed by unsavory actors in the government. I worked for USACE, and the hoops we had to jump through to make sure all contracts were fairly awarded were astounding. If the slightest thing was not done correctly, the contracts were not awarded and we restarted the entire process. To find that other agencies just hand shit out to their friends blows my mind.

FedGov has two modes:
- The process is the grift, where the actual awarded contracts are simply grist for the bureaucratic mill.
- Cash free-for-all.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (l3YAf)

94
I'm kind of impressed with the Democrats that despite all of all their child molestation and grand theft larceny-

they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.




Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (iJfKG)

95 91 The Republicans and Democrats were poised to crack down on all this fraud but Trump is just too mean and a Nazi!
-------------
He said pussy, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (pZ64F)

96 Yes, the Catholic Church is participating in a tradition rooted in more than 1,000 years of church history, and to prepare, its top leaders are watching a woke Hollywood film where (spoiler warning) a secret hermaphrodite is elected pope.

no wonder somebody asked me today if I saw the movie

also, that politico article is so United States-centric. Typical libtardian provincialism.
The Catholic Church is global, you stoopid tw@twaffles. Most of the world GNF about Netflix.

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

97 I posted before that it looks like the Institute for Peace was drug running out of Afghanistan. When DOGE showed up they looked the doors and attempted to delete their database. Fed Marshals got in and DOGE recovered the data
Maxine Waters could argue drugs were being brought into the black community but the head of the agency was black

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (vmkyp)

98 I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

Yeah, that article is bullshit. Where do you suppose the movie makers got the details from, exactly?

I think the Church knows the regimen for electing a Pope.

Let's pray this next one is actually Catholic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (a4NoL)

99 58 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

I watched an episode and had the same reaction. Danny MacBride is sign a show will not be funny but stupid.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (17s+e)

This.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (UGyV5)

100 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

Don't forget kickbacks from the African grifters to NGOs who pass even more money back to DC.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)

101 they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.

Multitaskers 'R' Us

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223

On Ace-built shelves?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

103
A very, very long time ago, O'Keefe exposed "senatrix" mary landrieu's corruption, but he got busted by the DOJ for some Bullshit phone-tapping charges.

What was the AoS reaction?
Well, some here, the Cucks, including that faggot "DrewM," joined the Democrats in condemning O'Keefe, and wanted to disown him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (57wKv)

104 @60

>>Because most of that money went into the hands of connected uniparty members.

I mean, we're 36T in debt, someone got something out of that, I know it wasn't me.

When I max out my credit card, at least I have Steinway Piano sitting in my den.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (XV/Pl)

105 >> Then what country is our Ace from?

Forest moon of Endor?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (l3YAf)

106 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Lesbian Dad
--------

So ummmm... what happens when the Left singularly prices themselves out of humanity?

Usually it's just about the time they take complete control and it all needs to be wrested back by force.

But what happens in a "free" (har har) society when a large significant group of people just sort of take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and can no longer even pretend to be at Pismo Beach?

We may soon find out the answer.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (RxTC7)

108 106 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

======

The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

109 I'm kind of impressed with the Democrats that despite all of all their child molestation and grand theft larceny-

they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.




Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (iJfKG)

Actually that last is more of a hobby.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (8avO+)

110
I'm really annoyed that members of Congress are bought for MUCH less.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (y9nCu)

111 Hey fags


PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

112 Apparently, no vote yet is much later than the last 2 initial votes...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (tOcjL)

113 a Catholic AWFL in my acquaintance said, "I hope the next pope keeps moving us forward"

which is code for ordaining women

I didn't have the heart to tell her that as long as the Vatican is populated with so many homosexuals, female priests are a non-starter

lol

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

114
I mean, we're 36T



That's some big tits right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I've reached the point with DOGE that I'm in the top photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pwuzw

The others are just some additional comic relief.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (VNX3d)

----------------

That photo brings back a memory from the mid-80s:

They'd just opened a new park in my neighborhood called "Freedom Park" -- and I saw a sign very similar to that at the entrance, which of course was most ironic and amusing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (UZal8)

116 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

117 The Last of Us …


I’m so sick and tired of hearing about this fucking stupid shitty show with that loathsome loudmouth cocksucker faggot and the fugly dyke clamdigging bint. Fuck this show, fuck HBO, and fuck the fucking of both this show and HBO.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

118 If you're a criminal and you're not in or working with the government, I really have to question your devotion to your craft.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (EnnqV)

119 113 a Catholic AWFL in my acquaintance said, "I hope the next pope keeps moving us forward"

which is code for ordaining women

I didn't have the heart to tell her that as long as the Vatican is populated with so many homosexuals, female priests are a non-starter

lol
Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

========

"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

120
The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)



*sheepishly*

....never saw it.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Make me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (ML8rW)

122 >>102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223


Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (/U5Yz)

123
"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)



He wasn't invited.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I mean, we're 36T


That's some big tits right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

If only. Then we would have something to show for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (i24o9)

125 I posted before that it looks like the Institute for Peace was drug running out of Afghanistan. When DOGE showed up they looked the doors and attempted to delete their database. Fed Marshals got in and DOGE recovered the data
Maxine Waters could argue drugs were being brought into the black community but the head of the agency was black
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (vmkyp)

I've read my Orwell there is zero reason that a group called the Institute for Peace is not going to be 100 percent corrupt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (8avO+)

126
"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)


OMG I wish I would have thought of that!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

127 I mean, we're 36T


That's some big tits right there.
Posted by: Sponge

Why, thank you!
-- Canadian tranny shop teacher

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

128 O'Keefe could get people on video admitting to child sex trafficking with specific details and name Democrats involved, the Fake News would give it a Good Leaving Alone and You People would say O'Keefe sucks for being such an attention whore.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (57wKv)


It brings to mind that there was recently an old clip circulating on X of John McAfee talking about the time he got mad at the government of Belize for raiding his compound, so he gave the Belizan government new computers with backdoors to figure out who OKd the raid, and all he claimed to have found out was that one of the major bureaucrats was the major player in child trafficking in the western hemisphere.

If that is true, I am not surprised he got dead in a Spanish prison

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (D7oie)

129 120
The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)


*sheepishly*

....never saw it.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Well, I imagine you've also never seen the Foot Fist Way or Pineapple Express.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

130 Danny McBride is a vulgar version of Will Ferrell.

Everything is just over-the-top nonsense.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

131
PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)



One of these days.......

Oh, and your hash has 'pud' in it.

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

132 130 Danny McBride is a vulgar version of Will Ferrell.

Everything is just over-the-top nonsense.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

=======

It's very arch and over the top. And it has one foot in anti-comedy.

It's very black, very awkward, and, I think, very funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

133 Maybe Maina Gakure’s street name is Mainure.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (5SvjB)

134 They had a budget crises in a town near mine when the state finally stopped sending them COVID funds. See they had used those temporary funds to hire a bunch of permanent bureaucrats. The town demanded a massive tax increase or they'd fire a bunch of teachers and cops.

People looked through the town budget and found things like a new highly paid "climate change engineer" and argued why don't we cut positions like that first. The response? That office is too important to cut..!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

Here in Virginia they stopped cutting the grass in highway medians because they didn't have the money. The second some leftwing program is thought up, they suddenly seem to be able to find more than enough money to fund that program, usually 10-20X what the services that they actually cut.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (k1E2D)

135
Well, I imagine you've also never seen the Foot Fist Way or Pineapple Express.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)



I did see Pineapple Express accidentally, but it did little enough for me, I don't remember much about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'd let her play my bagpipes.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

137 He's broken wide open the corruption of the knitting community.

Stolen patterns. Fraudulent mittens. Counterfeit yarn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (a4NoL)

138 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just made Maxine Waters look like an absolute fool:

WATERS: “You let these strangers into our Treasury with access to all of the data..."

BESSENT: "No, ma'am. They were Treasury employees."

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

139 8:37pm local time in Rome and still no smoke. I'd be getting a little antsy myself. Oh, and hungry.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

140
Speaking of TLOU...

I know some of You People are harry pooter fans. Admit it.

Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

141 CBS News says the Cardinals are "rawdogging" the Conclave.

https://shorturl.at/XAqj3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (L/fGl)

142 PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

Have one for me. Sorry to miss it. Baseball season dominates everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (i24o9)

143 I thought the whole continent of Africa had Aids... and Malaria.. and Ebola and... Why haven't they died yet?
Must be all the money we sent.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xcIvR)

144 Here in Virginia they stopped cutting the grass in highway medians because they didn't have the money.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Yeah, they call them "wildflower meadows" or some such now.

I actually kind of like them for the colorful flowers.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

145 "I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

OMG I wish I would have thought of that!!
Posted by: kallisto


If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)

146 >102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223


Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (/U5Yz)


You mean like that Judge in New Mexico harboring gang members and the Milwaukee one who helped a gang member evade ICE?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (8avO+)

147 I think there will be indictments. They made this public for a reason.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (pohLc)

148 145 If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)

=======

Francis appointed 80% of the voting cardinals.

Now, not all 80% will be like Francis, and not all of the remaining 20% will be like Benedict.

But that's not a recipe for, "arch-conservative African pope who's gonna fuck up China for taking over the Chinese Catholic Church."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

149 I had never heard of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent prior to this year, and I must say that he has been outstanding

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

150 @65

>>Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?

Don't forget the also shafted Military Retirement Funding, the stupidest Senator, Patty Murray, somehow, outmaneuvered Paul Ryan.

I f**king hate all of these people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (XV/Pl)

151
The funniest thing Danny McBride has been in outside of Tropic Thunder is Alien Covenant. Mainly because it's implied that he later gets impregnated by one of Fassbender's upchuck facehuggers before being dissected by the evil android.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (y9nCu)

152 Posted by: tcn in AK

Tcn, sorry for being Mr. Argumentative Protestant the other night.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

153 I did learn the US has the 2nd most cardinals voting at 10 - Italy is always 1st (they have 17)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (tOcjL)

154 I wonder how many of the Cardinals had to brush up on their Latin prior to the Conclave. Maybe not the shortstops and center fielders, Dominican Spanish being close.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (gm9Sb)

155 Crowd : there's white smoke , a new Pope!
Cardinal: we were just doing bong hits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (vmkyp)

156 Trust the Pam.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RxTC7)

157
Heh, Twitchy is kinda like AoS but younger and with funny gifs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (57wKv)

158 African Africans cutting in line ahead of African Americans?

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

159 He said pussy, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (pZ64F)

To be fair, he was talking about Zelensky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (a4NoL)

160 Sanders, Democrats urge Paramount not to settle Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ lawsuit

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

161 HBO should be launched to the sun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Do I have to do everything?

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (szPte)

162 Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

I think they are barking up the wrong tree trying to irritate her that way. She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

163 154 I wonder how many of the Cardinals had to brush up on their Latin prior to the Conclave. Maybe not the shortstops and center fielders, Dominican Spanish being close.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (gm9Sb)

I thought they would have to wait until the All Star break, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (a4NoL)

164
If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)


I don't even give it a second thought.


the Church has endured from the time of Christ to present day.
Pope Francis was actually in the middle of the Awful to Great continuum. He was just mediocre, as popes go.

In the end it's always God who pilots the barque of St. Peter.

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

165 Sanders, Democrats urge Paramount not to settle Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ lawsuit
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

The last time they tried that, Trump found new evidence and doubled the settlement amount.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

166 162 Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

I think they are barking up the wrong tree trying to irritate her that way. She made Dumbedore gay at one point.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

=======

It's a pro-tranny letter.

She's anti-tranny.

But other than that, she still wants white Britons to be replaced by Syrian migrants in Britain because she hates white Britons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

167 Tcn, sorry for being Mr. Argumentative Protestant the other night.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

Not to worry.

If we didn't believe sincerely in what we believe, then, we wouldn't believe at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (a4NoL)

168 They made that Conclave monie on purpose

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

169
Offuckingcourse the next fake "pope" is not gonna be white.

The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

170 168 They made that Conclave monie on purpose
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

=======

"Buddy, you're suck a hermaphrodite."
-the new insult at Conclave 2025

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

171 the Church has endured from the time of Christ to present day.
Pope Francis was actually in the middle of the Awful to Great continuum. He was just mediocre, as popes go.

In the end it's always God who pilots the barque of St. Peter.
Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

The graven images that the crowd threw into the Tiber was at least interesting as Popes go. Woke Pope was just being boring.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (8avO+)

172 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf)

173 I had never heard of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent prior to this year, and I must say that he has been outstanding
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (RHGPo)
——-

I agree, although I was initially skeptical because he’s gay. Sorry, but we’ve been betrayed so many times by faggots I’m naturally wary. But Bessent isn’t a fag. He’s gay. Sadly he’s on a short list:

Bessent is gay. Not a fag.
Scott Presler is gay. Not a fag.
Ric Grennel is gay. Not a fag.
Pete Bootyjuice is a faggot cocksucker.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (aeiyZ)

174 169
Offuckingcourse the next fake "pope" is not gonna be white.

The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

========

Eh.

Francis wasn't "white" because he was South American...from Italian parents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

175 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf)

Now you know why Riddle went bad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (i24o9)

176 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (ypFCm)

177 If hes black he can know true infallibility.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (RxTC7)

178 Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

How did you become the "Bladiest" all of a sudden?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

179 🚨Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just made Maxine Waters look like an absolute fool:

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Low bar, dude. Low bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl)

180 @166 TJM, Rowling isn't anti tranny she just refuses to allow them in women's spaces. She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

181 158 African Africans cutting in line ahead of African Americans?
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

Quick question: If black Americans are African Americans, does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American? And where is the check box for that on all those government forms?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (a4NoL)

182
For The Record: I have never watched a minute of any harry pooter movies.

That shit is gay, gay, gay. And quite childish.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (57wKv)

183
The nice thing about them only hiring management that "looks like us" and is willing to participate in the thievery, is that a bunch of these parasites are concentrated in one small place.

One-stop shopping for processing into jail. Government efficiency that I can support.

Say, there had been all this talk about the "school to prison "pipeline. Turn's out there's also a" "philanthropic agency management to prison" pipeline.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (uz6ub)

184
If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)



We need a Caterina of Forli right now.

*pivots cannon*

"You douchebags need to vote. Now. And if it isn't someone I approve of, then I'm going all 1812 Overture on your wrinkled asses."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (y9nCu)

185 Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

How did you become the "Bladiest" all of a sudden?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
——-

There can be only one …

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (aeiyZ)

186 But other than that, she still wants white Britons to be replaced by Syrian migrants in Britain because she hates white Britons.

If the only white Britons she sees are either in the movie or publishing business, I can understand this.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (EXyHK)

187 She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

What would they be marching for? She thinks correctly that transing kiddies is evil.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (RxTC7)

188 An African charity is corrupt? Get the fuck outta here with these racist lies.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (ImXfC)

189 Francis wasn't "white" because he was South American...from Italian parents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

Part melanzana?

Of course, that means we’ve only had a few white Popes in history.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (l3YAf)

190 180 @166 TJM, Rowling isn't anti tranny she just refuses to allow them in women's spaces. She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

======

True.

But mostly, it's about hating men.

Reading anything she writes about trannies, it's about men invading women's spaces. She loves stories about men who call themselves women and doing crimes so she can run off with, "This is a MAN doing it! Women don't do this!"

I kind of hate Rowling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

191 Pope Trivia.

I'd forgotten this until I saw a time line earlier today.

Pope John Paul I died only 33 days after being elected. Which led to one of the Greats: John Paul II.

God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

192 191 Pope Trivia.

I'd forgotten this until I saw a time line earlier today.

Pope John Paul I died only 33 days after being elected. Which led to one of the Greats: John Paul II.

God works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

======

It was Michael Corleone's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

193 The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

The African Church is growing by leaps and bounds, and they are quite anti-homosexual. Cardinal Sarah is papabile, and I dearly believe he could lead the Church as a righteous dude.

There are others from Africa who would be very good as well.

I wish the Church would stick with being Catholic again. All this communism is wearing my knees out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (a4NoL)

194
I grew up with Don Knotts kids movies such as the Apple Dumpling Gang and The Incredible Mr Limpett and The Shakiest Gun in the West.

Kids today watch that harry potter gay shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (57wKv)

195 When I max out my credit card, at least I have Steinway Piano sitting in my den.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (XV/Pl)

-----------------

I've always paid my credit card off monthly and never paid interest.

Recently received a promotional email from my credit card company (Citi) that you could sign up for the interest rate being 9.99% on all purchases thru December -- after which the rate would revert back to 23.49%!

Jeebus -- I thought that was considered usurious and criminal ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (MeXPd)

196 I bet, after quitting time, the Cardinals don't speak Latin during the nightly Pinochle games. "Whoa, Wop, what are you doin', you're killing me." "Hey, you'a listen'a here fats, this is cosa seria so show da money". "Anybody send out for beer yet"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (gm9Sb)

197 Quick question: If black Americans are African Americans, does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American? And where is the check box for that on all those government forms?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (a4NoL)

Well sure but we leave off the American part because duh, we are saying this in America. My relatives have been fighting major wars with each other since about 800 AD

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (8avO+)

198 144 wild flower meadows as the designation for fallow lands is the worst scam since the first Nigerian Prince was annointed.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (wBaIH)

199
Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (57wKv)

200 @190 Rowling is Scottish socialist lite. She's annoyed that her womanly ox is being gored

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (vmkyp)

201 Just this one guy though.
Nobody else in the government bureaucracy.

Sure, sure, there are unaccounted for billions sloshing around with no oversight, control or audits for decades.

But, just this one guy.
He's the only one who couldn't resist the temptation and dipped his beak.
Nobody else.
Nope.
Trust us--stop looking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (bw0ep)

202 79
O'Keefe has delivered on every single Sting op he's done. Not his fault the Fake News & Republican Cucks give his scoops A Good Leavin' Alone.
----

This. If wrong, identify where O'Keefe lied or grossly misled. I want to know. He was the guy who outed Obama in the ACORN grift over a decade ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (dadcM)

203 My guess is that there's dozens of these dudes in every agency. But how did he figure this was gonna work out? I can keep them out and keep my grift hidden and maybe keep going? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (2VST1)

204 One of the early popes was from N. Africa. The last non-European pope before Francis.

And, of course, the first Pope was a Jew from the Levant.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

205 200 @190 Rowling is Scottish socialist lite. She's annoyed that her womanly ox is being gored
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (vmkyp)

=======

Which made me never understand why conservative media would prop her up.

Yeah, she was saying generally anti-tranny things, the far left hated her, and she was a well-known figure.

But...she's very much not on our side. She's not even really on our side regarding trannies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

206 reporting is from the Daily Wire. Just curious, has NYT or WashPost or WSJ reported on their own investigations yet?



Even if they did report on it their conclusion would be Trump is still wrong to end it. Because Trump is always wrong about everything.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (ImXfC)

207 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

--

Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (qBdHI)

208 does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American?

nope, you're a Moose Adjacent American.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

209 as popes go.

In the woods?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (w4rYw)

210 I wish the Church would stick with being Catholic again. All this communism is wearing my knees out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (a4NoL)

When the Church of England Woked itself to death what, 15-20 years ago half went Catholic and the rest went to African Anglican churches. I don't know if that reversed England's slide out of morality and sense, but at least we don't have to hear the hijinks of the mainstream church that I assume is dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (8avO+)

211 I know of nothing that was misleading, false or fake from O'Keefe. All of it has been out of the park gigantic stories that should have shook everything to the core. EVERY STORY. And he was shut out of his own freaking organization and threatened with jail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (2VST1)

212 207 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.
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I ran into Don Knotts in the early 70s at Southern Pines, NC. He had a blonde on each arm and was a total playa. The guy knew how to live large.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (pZ64F)

213
Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.
Posted by: Lady in Black


True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

214 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer
_______

Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (tYALb)

215 The DOJ better get the hammer going

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (ypFCm)

216 LOL best reaction to India/Pakistan: "7-11 vs 9/11"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (2VST1)

217 Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Meh. She was no Juanita down at the diner.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

218 PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

See you there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (dadcM)

219 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

220 Which made me never understand why conservative media would prop her up.

Yeah, she was saying generally anti-tranny things, the far left hated her, and she was a well-known figure.

But...she's very much not on our side. She's not even really on our side regarding trannies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Last war's enemies this war's allies. She is useful in fighting the TERF wars in England. I'd bet money she bribed the judges that magically decided that women are women recently. It can't be that they used law or sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

221 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma Lou, no question.

Now, if the Elinor Donahue character had stuck around...

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

222 Did he not complete the annual training?
He must not have completed the annual training.

I was told endlessly that we cannot trust the Doge Boys with access to all that sensitive data until they completed annual training.

Same as all pure, trustworthy, honest and forthright public servants.
The ones on protecting PII, cybersecurity, fraud and bribes.

See, if they take the training, it turns even the most reprobate devil into an angel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (bw0ep)

223
Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Thelma, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (57wKv)

224 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

225 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

The US Government.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (i24o9)

226 I ran into Don Knotts in the early 70s at Southern Pines, NC. He had a blonde on each arm and was a total playa. The guy knew how to live large.

Dana Gould has a great bit on Don Knotts being a dirty caller. Some guys just have a voice so distinct they can't get away with being anonymous.

"I've been lookin' at you from the bed room window"
"is this Don Knotts???"
"Damn it they know its me every time!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (2VST1)

227 @205 I think she's not occasionally propped up by conservative media because she's a celebrity and for once one of them are saying something they agree with. The rest is glossed over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (vmkyp)

228 I need the fainting couch.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

229 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly

It'd be like passing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (L/fGl)

230 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

It's a secret hug/grope.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

231 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

They do if they don't want to be ruled by Emperor Snotty one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (8avO+)

232
Another great kids movie: The Rescuers.
And...The Boatniks.

Fuckthat harry potter fag shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (57wKv)

233 nope, you're a Moose Adjacent American.
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

That's easier to keep track of, right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (a4NoL)

234 220 Last war's enemies this war's allies. She is useful in fighting the TERF wars in England. I'd bet money she bribed the judges that magically decided that women are women recently. It can't be that they used law or sense.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

=======

The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

The incentive structure there is against trannyism because the state pays for the procedures.

I'd bet it was more like the bean-counters were putting pressure on judges. "We need this to go away. We're not going to pay for it, and it's not exactly an electoral winner ever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

235 They do if they don't want to be ruled by Emperor Snotty one day.

Pope BigBalls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

236 I need the fainting couch.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

You'd settle for: A yoga mat.

You'll get: An NYC subway seat next to a guy having sex with a corpse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)

237 228 I need the fainting couch.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

Who are you going to knock out cold?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)

238 Another great kids movie: The Rescuers.
And...The Boatniks.

Fuckthat harry potter fag shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (57wKv)



I'm in this camp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

239
What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Me: The Rescuers, The Boatniks, Superman, Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (57wKv)

240 This is what all the federal judge-kings are protecting by violating all rules on standing, jurisdiction and procedure.

"Hands off my Social Security!"
Boomer, consuming 8 hours of MSNBC and CNN daily

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (bw0ep)

241 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma Lou, no question.

Now, if the Elinor Donahue character had stuck around...

--

Joanna Moore was the prettiest character, except for Susan Oliver in one episode, and Barbara Eden in another. Andy really lost out by not marrying Joanna Moore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (qBdHI)

242 230 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

It's a secret hug/grope.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

If you two really want to know the truth, show up this Saturday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dadcM)

243 True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

Jack and the Psychiatrist. Jack at Janet's party. Jack and the Mobster. Jack and the Diamond Thieves. Ritter was on fire. You're a nut.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RxTC7)

244 I need the fainting couch.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)



I have a couch......

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

245 "I've been lookin' at you from the bed room window"
"is this Don Knotts Andy Devine???"
"Damn it they know its me every time!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (L/fGl)

246 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Me: The Rescuers, The Boatniks, Superman, Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (57wKv)

Pete's Dragon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)

247 Pope BigBalls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

Be better than that shriveled up sniveler we had last time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (a4NoL)

248 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Ellie Walker. (Elinor Donahue - Betty Anderson)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (xt/H7)

249 I think the King of England has to use one of his given names as his regnal name. He can't just pick any name out of thin air.

The Popes can, though.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

250 If you two really want to know the truth, show up this Saturday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dadcM)

Been there, done that, had the hangover to prove it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (i24o9)

251 The Harry Potter movies were pretty good. Too long, coulda cut it down to a trilogy and been fine.

LotR movies were way too long, too. Should’ve capped them at 1:45 each.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)

252 I know of nothing that was misleading, false or fake from O'Keefe. All of it has been out of the park gigantic stories that should have shook everything to the core. EVERY STORY. And he was shut out of his own freaking organization and threatened with jail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (2VST1)

And they got nothing from it. He could probably buy the name back for 40 cents. He was the organization and everyone knew it, except the board of directors.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

253 Don Knotts was a sniper in the Marine Corps and participated in a POW rescue in Korea. True stuff, all over the internet and videos on YouTube. The guy that played Otis the Drunk has his rifle hanging over his fireplace. Also on the internet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (gm9Sb)

254 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


I'm so old, we only had silents.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (xt/H7)

255 The incentive structure there is against trannyism because the state pays for the procedures.

I'd bet it was more like the bean-counters were putting pressure on judges. "We need this to go away. We're not going to pay for it, and it's not exactly an electoral winner ever."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)


Since when do bean counters in government give a fuck about costs?

This is happening in the UK because Muslims now hold the real power. And they’re not down with tranny shit. That’s the electoral shift. What legacy Brits think is irrelevant in British politics.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ImXfC)

256 Pete's Dragon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)

Thomasina.

Mary Poppins.

The Jungle Book.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (a4NoL)

257 The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

They have, actually, and its driving the loonies even more crazy over there. But the country's direction is radical Islam and that just does not mesh with the loony agenda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)

258 I think the King of England has to use one of his given names as his regnal name. He can't just pick any name out of thin air.

The Popes can, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

Mom and Dad give him like 50 names though.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

259 251 LotR movies were way too long, too. Should’ve capped them at 1:45 each.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)

======

I hate you.

Whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

260 To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.
______________________

I'm guessing there is State Dept. opposition involved (or was involved). Kenya is a corruption mecca. They actually refer to their President, William Ruto as “Zakayo”, a reference to the corrupt biblical Zaccheus, the chief tax collector of Jericho.

If Maina Gakure was running a scam/laundering operation of personal gain, then there will be a whole laundry list of public officials in Kenya receiving a portion of the cut.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dIske)

261 Black smoke.

No pope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

262 AND WE HAVE SMOKE!!

black.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

263 Now, the Conclave is getting weird...all they are supposed to do today is vote and leave. They haven't voted...they haven't left.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (tOcjL)

264 Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

"No Way!"
-Bill and Ted

"I'm shocked! Shocked!"
-Capt. Renault

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (D0HYP)

265 Joanna Moore was the prettiest character, except for Susan Oliver in one episode, and Barbara Eden in another. Andy really lost out by not marrying Joanna Moore.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Barbara Eden episode was hilarious. All the Mayberry guys going into Floyd's Barber Shop to get manicures from her.

"She's got a little hitch in her git-along."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

266 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?
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Scarface

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (RxTC7)

267 255 Since when do bean counters in government give a fuck about costs?

This is happening in the UK because Muslims now hold the real power. And they’re not down with tranny shit. That’s the electoral shift. What legacy Brits think is irrelevant in British politics.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ImXfC)

=======

Since the Cass Review.

People overestimate the power of Muslims in England.

They're 6.7% of the population.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

268 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)

269 Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed pope.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (w4rYw)

270 I'm fine with conservatives propping up Rowling. Not because I like her or care whether she wins. For me, it's like dogfighting. The point is to put her in a pit and watch her and the other trash tear each other apart. I want blood, and I don't care who wins between them. Maybe they can both lose.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (UGyV5)

271 According to AI:

while it's common for monarchs to use their first given name as their regnal name, a monarch can choose any name they wish when they ascend the throne. This is a matter of royal prerogative, and the monarch's choice is final.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (ImXfC)

272 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (qBdHI)

273 Cardinals after the vote: "It's Miller time!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

274 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

275 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)/i]


Black?

Won't they think of the ENVIRONMENT?!?!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

276 I remember being promised he would shove grandma off a cliff. GOP couldn’t even deliver on that promise..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (l3YAf)

That's the game they play -- make "cut spending" incredibly toxic to most of the population on purpose.

"Even your own budget wonk, Paul Ryan, said theres almost no waste, fraud, or abuse and the only way we can save money is by making Grandpa work as a Walmart greeter until he's 70! We need to tax the rich!"

That's what this sets up. If Paul Ryan said "hey we can actually increase services by cutting the corruption down by 25%, while also saving billions" then people would be more open to the idea of cutting government.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (uCjyK)

277 Argh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

278 247 Pope BigBalls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

Named in the tradition of John Crysostom?

Posted by: mishdog at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (+Ei0O)

279 The guy that played Otis the Drunk has his rifle hanging over his fireplace. Also on the internet.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Hal Smith. Also did the voice of Owl in the Disney Winnie-the-Poohs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

280
Oh, and they took me to see Bambi That's the very first movie I can remember.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (57wKv)

281 No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.
Posted by: BurtTC

Where are you going?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

I already said, misery!

You know, the state where Taylor Swift's beard plays?

The arch? The river? Mark Twain?

Misery.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (4h1XG)

282 They're 6.7% of the population.



Sure. Just like there are only 11M illegals here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (ImXfC)

283 True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

Jack and the Psychiatrist. Jack at Janet's party. Jack and the Mobster. Jack and the Diamond Thieves. Ritter was on fire. You're a nut.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RxTC7)

They had a formula, and they were pretty good at executing it even when you knew what was coming. Like your mom's romance novels if you read any. I often ran out of the books I brought with me.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (8avO+)

284 The King of England is very limited in what he can choose for a name, though. There are councils and traditions and charters and all kinds of crap. In THEORY he can pick any name? But... he can't pick any name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)

285 And now I'm really off. Bye y'all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (4h1XG)

286 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Only one I remember was Fantasia. That must have been a school outing because we NEVER saw movies.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (yLThl)

287 284 The King of England is very limited in what he can choose for a name, though. There are councils and traditions and charters and all kinds of crap. In THEORY he can pick any name? But... he can't pick any name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)

=======

King Ralph did what he wanted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

288 The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

They have, actually, and its driving the loonies even more crazy over there. But the country's direction is radical Islam and that just does not mesh with the loony agenda.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


A lot of them are gonna learn to fly soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (xt/H7)

289 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (qBdHI)

__________________________

I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (dIske)

290
Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

291
Climate Cosmos, whatever the hell that is has a headline:

Why Climate Change Might End the American Dream of Pet Ownership.

Where do they come up with that shit?

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (3ek7K)

292 I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

And the author of that story? Ian freaking James Bond Fleming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)

293 290
Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

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When VHS replaced that revenue stream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

294 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

We weren't quite that bad, but movies were pretty rare. And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

295 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local


Orange smoke would be hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (xt/H7)

296 274 Earliest movie I remember seeing as a Little Kid with Mom (Dad was at the bakery) was Thunder Road. Six or seven I was.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (gm9Sb)

297 I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (dIske)

It's fun spotting those.

I re-watched Stripes recently and saw that Eddie Murphy had an unaccredited appearance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

298 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Crossing my fingers for orange smoke...

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (yLThl)

299 Fiscal fraud is taking the same path as electoral fraud.

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there is no evidence of it.

But have you looked for evidence?

No because there’s no fraud so there nothing to look for.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (ImXfC)

300
We will have crab



The MoMee is in The Barrel???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (y9nCu)

301 294 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

We weren't quite that bad, but movies were pretty rare. And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

302 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

It's all racist! Can't use any of that old IP anymore. Except sometimes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (uCjyK)

303 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

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The two I most remember for some reason were "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" (1969 with a young Kurt Russell) and The World's Greatest Athlete (1973 with a young Jan-Michael Vincent).

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (MeXPd)

304 No one is coming for your dog.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (RxTC7)

305 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

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Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (1FWWQ)

306 And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.
Posted by: Oldcat


If you would have held the aluminum foil correctly and stood still...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (xt/H7)

307 And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.

Dad was a TV repairman (and he had an ultimate toolkit), we always had a good TV and pretty solid reception. People would bring in a TV, decide it wasn't worth the price to fix, and he'd repair one and bring it home. We even got a very early video game console that way, had like Pong on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)

308 301 I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

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Ah, this will be just like the original. Just the tiniest bit dangerous, but mostly wholesome. Practically a Spielberg movie.

*90 minutes later*

What the fuck just happened?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

309 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

With streaming. Wife would fall victim to that "released from the vault" trick for the classics on DVD. But this was well before they went nuts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (i24o9)

310
oh, and For the Love of Benji!

And Herbie The Love Bug.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (57wKv)

311 When VHS replaced that revenue stream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Don’t they still do the “vault” schtick with DVD and BluRay? They did with VHS. “This is your last chance to own Cinderella on VHS this millennium!”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

312 When did they stop doing that?

I think when they started to release them on Videotape. But they could do pretty solid business if they would do global releases of their old stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)

313 Climate Cosmos, whatever the hell that is has a headline:

Why Climate Change Might End the American Dream of Pet Ownership.

Where do they come up with that shit?
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (3ek7K)

About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)

314 I remember seeing Space Camp at the theater. It was about kids who go to space camp and then accidentally launched into space. The premise was so retarded in hindsight but as a 10 year old (or whatever age I was) it was a damn cool movie.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (ImXfC)

315 *90 minutes later*

Did it even have Phoebe Cates?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

316 Fiscal fraud is taking the same path as electoral fraud.

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there is no evidence of it.

But have you looked for evidence?

No because there’s no fraud so there nothing to look for.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (ImXfC)

Yep. That's the sum of it. It's an incredibly stupid argument, but they don't really even have to try at this point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)

317 311 When VHS replaced that revenue stream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Don’t they still do the “vault” schtick with DVD and BluRay? They did with VHS. “This is your last chance to own Cinderella on VHS this millennium!”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

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They stopped that a while ago.

I think streaming was the final nail in that coffin.

Artificially depressing supply to help keep prices high and the secondary market small. It worked, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

318 315 *90 minutes later*

Did it even have Phoebe Cates?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

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Of course Phoebe Cates is in the sequel.

She wears a funny hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

319
Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Crossing my fingers for orange smoke...
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (yLThl)




Can't wait until they pop tutti-fruiti, to throw off Charlie on the LZ perimeter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (y9nCu)

320 AND WE HAVE SMOKE!!

black.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

Excuse me. African American.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (RxTC7)

321 Dad was a TV repairman (and he had an ultimate toolkit), we always had a good TV and pretty solid reception. People would bring in a TV, decide it wasn't worth the price to fix, and he'd repair one and bring it home. We even got a very early video game console that way, had like Pong on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)

I remember the repairman with his big box of tubes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

322 Because of my Dad's hours ( had a small bakery) and no AC in the summertime, Mom and I would walk Dad to the shop and go downtown to the flicks on a lot of summer nights. Good cheap entertainment at the time. And then you had student afternoons on Saturday, two bits getting you in for a double feature of third release stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (gm9Sb)

323 Of course Phoebe Cates is in the sequel.

Well its not a total loss, then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (2VST1)

324 I think the first movie I saw in a theater was "Snow White" in one of its re-releases. I was like 2.

Also "King Kong Escapes."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

325 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)



When the artists started hiding porn in the covers and the editors miss it.


https://is.gd/sdSMlv

Snopes, but only used for the image included down page.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

326 308 301 I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

======

Ah, this will be just like the original. Just the tiniest bit dangerous, but mostly wholesome. Practically a Spielberg movie.

*90 minutes later*

What the fuck just happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

Hahaha, possibly why I remember it more than any others.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

327 >> It was about kids who go to space camp and then accidentally launched into space.

Oh shit, not again..

Posted by: Boeing at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (l3YAf)

328 About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.
Posted by: Oldcat


Anyone that wants to get rid of my cats is gonna have to come out to my house three times a day and walk barefoot thru the tall grass looking for copperheads.

Because the cats are 3-0 on copperheads.
And probably 10-0 on mice & rats.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (xt/H7)

329 I have no doubt billions get taken away to cronies of government

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ypFCm)

330 172 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf
Never mind. Domledore went back in time abd restored their virginity. It’s a kind of magic.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (LHPAg)

331 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)/i]
________________

You mean "smoke of color," don't you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

332 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (ImXfC)

It was on HBO a lot.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (RxTC7)

333 New York Post@nypost
Andrew Cuomo will run on independent ‘Fight and Deliver’ ballot line if he doesn’t win NYC Dem primary

-
He hadn't finished. Some grandmas survived.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (L/fGl)

334 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

***

Son of Flubber

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (1FWWQ)

335 326 Hahaha, possibly why I remember it more than any others.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

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It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee), but it's the most Joe Dante movie that Joe Dante ever Joe Dante'd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

336 Also, I saw Omega Man with my folks when I was 4.

Holy Crap that movie scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

337
You mean "smoke of color," don't you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (YqDXo)



African-Smokemerican.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

338 She made Dumbledore gay at one point.

Yeah she claims he was all along but there was no indication of it in the books. I get a real George Lucas retcon feel from her ("the books never say that Hermione was white!")

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)

339 My earliest movie memory is sitting in the back of a station wagon at a drive-in. Some western was playing and the cavalry were watching the Indians torturing some guy where who was stapped to a wagon wheel upside down over a low burning fire.

They don't make movies like that anymore.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (oPrNo)

340 Andrew Cuomo will run on independent 'Fight'.........
---------

They are so original

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (RxTC7)

341 If you would have held the aluminum foil correctly and stood still...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (xt/H7)

That was the youngest brother's job, he had extra years of life to see the reruns.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (8avO+)

342 Would be hilarious if they elect a pope from Africa who is white. Don’t know if one even exists but the msm would shit itself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (ImXfC)

343 It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee)

I love Matinee! MANT!

I should get a DVD of that, come to think of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

344 343 It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee)

I love Matinee! MANT!

I should get a DVD of that, come to think of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

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Shout released the 4K.

It's pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

345
I get a real George Lucas retcon feel from her




Like how "Darth" went from Vader's first name in the original film to a Sith title in Empire and beyond?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (y9nCu)

346
Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)

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I still have a chance!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (QnmlO)

347 About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)
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What a good idea, taken directly from Mao who wanted all the sparrows killed.

How did that work out for the Chinese?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

348 Eva Plakun, astonishing young violinist:
youtube.com/watch?v=-CwX9_ALAks

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (Jp8LL)

349 Corruption in Africa of all places. Totally unpredictable.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (6Kw5g)

350 Went to the drive in as a family to see one of the Star Trek movies. It happened to be a double feature that night.

The first movie was John Carpenter's "The Thing."

Mom was not thrilled. My brother and I enjoyed it immensely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

351 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


Mark of the Devil

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (q2NNn)

352 My earliest movie memory is sitting in the back of a station wagon at a drive-in. Some western was playing and the cavalry were watching the Indians torturing some guy where who was stapped to a wagon wheel upside down over a low burning fire.

They don't make movies like that anymore.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (oPrNo)

Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)

353 This. If wrong, identify where O'Keefe lied or grossly misled. I want to know. He was the guy who outed Obama in the ACORN grift over a decade ago.
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It wouldn't surprise me if the takeover of Project Veritas was funded by an NGO (thus, the American taxpayer)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

354 >>What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


Pete's Dragon

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Ruu2t)

355
old homosexual pervert jerome powell is opening his stupid pie-hole, again...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (57wKv)

356 Would be hilarious if they elect a pope from Africa who is white. Don’t know if one even exists but the msm would shit itself.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (ImXfC)

Elon Musk.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

357 I saw back to the future in the theater with my mom. I guess she thought it was a kid’s
Movie which is why she took me? I guess it kind of is. But not really.

80s were a weird time man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ImXfC)

358 Grandma took us to see a couple of the Muppet movies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Cuomo will be the Dem nominee for NYC mayor. The next highest polling candidate is a Marxist Muslim lunatic. That is only barely a bridge too far for NYC Dems. Better to go with the guy who killed at least 25k old people. At least it looks like the Republicans are running Sliwa again.,

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (vmkyp)

360 Like how "Darth" went from Vader's first name in the original film to a Sith title in Empire and beyond?

If you just watch the first movie, its about space ships and guns and tech, with a few old religious types with a crazy belief system in the force. Darth is mocked and subordinate in the power structure.

Then because everyone thought he was so cool and loved the light sabers, it became all about Jedi and Sith. Its also hilarious seeing how Darth Vader went from a huge imposing figure who moves slowly and doesn't fight all that well to a mobile killling machine who can use telekinesis to throw things out of orbit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (2VST1)

361 The main actress of The Last of Us doesn't have the screen presence of her digital counter point. Plus the choose her for the first game because she looks young, but now she looks WAY too young. I'm the game Ellie is a young woman by the time the second game starts.

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (Hucnr)

362 I remember my dad making me sit through Midway, "to learn something." Because 12 year old girls learn a lot from Midway.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (6Kw5g)

363 It wouldn't surprise me if the takeover of Project Veritas was funded by an NGO (thus, the American taxpayer)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

No doubt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

364 Here's a flick I saw as a kid, but on a re-release since I wasn't watching movies in 1965.

The Great Race (Tony Curtis, Peter Falk, Jack Lemmon, Natalie Wood, Keenan Wynn, Vivian Vance)

Great entertainment, pie fight, "Push the button, Max."

Loved it.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM (dIske)

365 Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

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Dad would take us to the drive in when we were little. We'd go in our pajamas and sit on the hood. I specifically remember seeing 'Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM (qBdHI)

366 Robin Hood, Song of the South, Star Wars.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:19 PM (6Kw5g)

367 Corruption in Africa of all places. Totally unpredictable.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (6Kw5g)
__________________

There's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

368 nood

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (Jp8LL)

369 Saw Patton at the drive in. Remember my parents worrying about language. That must have been what causes me to curse like a sailor.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (6Kw5g)

370

Nood pope stuff


nood pope stuff


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (57wKv)

371 @353 Chuck, as I recall the woman who forced Okeefe out had "operative" written all over her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (vmkyp)

372 Building it back better!

Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (L/fGl)

373 Dad would take us to the drive in when we were little. We'd go in our pajamas and sit on the hood. I specifically remember seeing 'Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM


We got to go to the drive in to watch PT 109 in our brand new Ford Galaxy 500. I climbed up on the shelf behind the back seat to watch the movie. You could cram five people in that back seat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (e5NfL)

374 Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)
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I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

375 I remember my aunt taking my sister and I to the movies when we were kids. We could choose Twister or the Ducktales movie.

We chose Twister.

Right after the opening scene with the father getting swept away, my sister hits my hand and says, "I wish we had picked Ducktales."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

376 305 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

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Journey to the Center of the Earth. I liked it so much I was watching a third viewing when the usher told me my mom wanted me home for dinner. Loved that one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (pZ64F)

377 Plus the choose her for the first game because she looks young, but now she looks WAY too young

And she looks like she's missing a chromosome

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (2VST1)

378 They better pick a real God fearing Pope

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (ypFCm)

379 Columbia University lays off 180 staff after Federal Grant revocations.

And they thought with all the deportations there would be no one left to pick vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (xt/H7)

380 Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

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Using your connections to get a spot in the feeding frenzy before the American carcass is picked clean is pretty much the sum total of our current political framework.

I wouldn't believe if you said that wasn't happening with a given federal outlay at least a dozen times along the line.

Some corner boy at the end of line pockets some walking around money, and some kingpin at the top rakes off millions, and everyone else at every stroke of the accountant's pen wets his beak with some amount in between.

It's the only point of our government.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (BI5O2)

381 If the government can't steal us blind, who can?

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

382 There was a point in my life where the only two movies i had ever seen in the theater were the '80s animated transformers movie, and the first live action one from the '00s.

We were more of a "blockbuster and pizza" kind of movie night family.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (VoAdT)

383 The only time we went to the movies was at the drive in theater. Usually a double feature. Saw Disney movies way after their release. I was born in 1967 but I remember seeing the Rescuers, Herbie the Love Bug, and Escape from Witch Mountain at the drive in. We also saw Jaws. Mom warned us kids when something was coming that could scare or startle us. She had read the book. We weren't scared.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)

384 380 Concur.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (Jp8LL)

385 I remember my dad making me sit through Midway, "to learn something." Because 12 year old girls learn a lot from Midway.
Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (6Kw5g)

Unlike most WWII battles there's a lot of human interest stories in the thick of the pivotal moments of that battle that might interest a girl. George Gay in his torpedo bomber who was shot down trying to damage a carrier and got to watch the attacks hiding under a seat cushion, only survivor from his entire ships torpedo squadron. Or the dive bombers missing the carriers fleet but spotting a destroyer moving away and following it to the right place. Then, most of the planes attack one carrier and only Dick Best and his 2 wingmen take out a third carrier on their own.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

386 I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

Dad flipping lit matches to simulate the burning of Atlanta

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)

387 386 I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.
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I did the same, only I left at intermission thinking it was over.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (pZ64F)

388 Saw Patton at the drive in. Remember my parents worrying about language. That must have been what causes me to curse like a sailor.
Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (6Kw5g)

I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

389 I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.
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I think those were Patton Tanks. Odd.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (pZ64F)

390 Some corner boy at the end of line pockets some walking around money, and some kingpin at the top rakes off millions, and everyone else at every stroke of the accountant's pen wets his beak with some amount in between.

It's the only point of our government.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (BI5O2)

The clash between bureaucracy and the king/emperor is a story in every empire / kingdom in all times and cultures.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (8avO+)

391 I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.
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I think those were Patton Tanks. Odd.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (pZ64F)

Yes, still rankles. I think they were lent by the Spanish government.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

392 Yes, still rankles. I think they were lent by the Spanish government.
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Heh, the Spanish government made The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Remember the bridge they blew up? The Spanish Army had to build it twice since the first one blew up before the cameras were rolling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (pZ64F)

393 I’m so sick and tired of hearing about this fucking stupid shitty show with that loathsome loudmouth cocksucker faggot and the fugly dyke clamdigging bint. Fuck this show, fuck HBO, and fuck the fucking of both this show and HBO.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

Exactly.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (TIizU)

394 It's a Mad, Mad... World.
Also, the Blob.
Oliver! Some of my earliest movie memories.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (cPGH3)

395 379 Columbia University lays off 180 staff after Federal Grant revocations.

And they thought with all the deportations there would be no one left to pick vegetables.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (xt/H7)

Learn to carrot, motherfuckers!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (UGyV5)

396 Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I still have nightmares from that movie

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2025 03:50 PM (JkCto)

397 Anyone who steals government funds, as is alleged here, needs to be drawn and quartered, as a warning to others. You would see a great many people fleeing government service the first time that happened.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (Da7Vv)

398 If O'keefe is worried about being murdered it probably involves Hillary.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (Da7Vv)

399 I only drink Zywiec!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (uCjyK)

I have two editions of Webster’s New Geographical Dictionary.

Both have Zywiec as the final entry. As the dust jacket of the earlier one says, “From the River Aa to the town of Zywiec.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (vm8sq)

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