Saturday Night "Club ONT" May 10, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Don't let the classy look of the bar fool you - we welcome all sorts of riff-raff. Visitors welcome, but expect some coarse language. Management is not responsible for the actions of the regulars. Just come on in!

Saturday Night Jokes for Mother's Day

What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.

How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.

What kind of flowers are best for Mother's Day? Mums.

What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I'm rooting for you.

Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright.

Why does the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale but in reverse. You begin in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after people.

Club Trivia - Turning Useless Facts To Fun

You cannot hum while holding your nose.

A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. Does the Met Gala know this?

Pigeons can recognize themselves in mirrors. Self awareness lesson here.

US soldiers messing around with Goliath tracked mines captured in Italy in 1944

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— hw97karbine (@hw97karbine) May 7, 2025

Drink of the Night

Mezcalita

Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Mezcal
1 1/2 oz Fresh Orange Juice
3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 oz Orange Liqueur
2 dashes Orange Bitters - optional
Tajin - for rimming
Lime Wedge - for rimming

Instructions
Rim your rocks glass by rubbing the juice from a lime wedge along the edge of your glass before pressing it into the Tajin

Add all the liquid ingredients to your cocktail shaker

Add ice and shake hard before straining into a rocks glass with ice

[Disco says: Shake the cocktail strainer - not yourself. I had to figure that one out on my own. Anyone know a good chiropractor?]

Scenes from Club ONT

There have been complaints about a penguin in the Club. Security, please give the penguin the Spirit Airlines treatment.

Club Music

The musical musings of Mr. T in recognition of Mother's Day:

Ozzy:

A rather strange one from The Police:

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

[Disco says: looks like I found a loophole!]

Club ONT brought to you by college tradition:

Disclaimer: The Club ONT ice cream machine is not currently operational. There was a horrible accident when the staff tried to mix vanilla and chocolate to make a swirl cone. The sudden and unexpected presence of strawberry created a kerfuffle of cold creamery. Fortunately, Club ONT staff is resourceful and tapped the emergency Klondike reserve. Club ONT apologizes for any inconvenience but is not responsible for ice cream headaches.