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Panem Forever: The Themes of This Year's Met Gala Were BLM Race Agitation and Cooter

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The theme was "black dandyism" to #Resist Trump through ugly-ass gayballs fashion.

Fashion as Resistance: The Black Dandy at the Met Gala

This year's event focuses on the use of personal style as a cultural and political statement.

The theme for this year's Met Gala was an homage to The Black Dandy.

Titled "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," the annual fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in New York City examined the African American tradition of being impeccably dressed and using fashion as a means to communicate autonomy, agency, political statements, and, above all else, humanity. Black Dandies define themselves according to their own terms.

Think of men like the sociologist W.E.B. Du Bois, the author James Baldwin, and the Vogue fashion editor André Leon Talley.

This year's event, which featured a blue carpet entrance, was packed with celebrities and served as a showcase for the latest in high fashion. The gathering also centered Blackness with its nod to Dandyism, which scholars say is rooted in far more than the clothes themselves.

"The style challenges social hierarchies by subverting expectations of how Black men should present themselves. What was once used to mock Black people became their tool for resistance and self-expression," said Monica L. Miller, author of Slaves to Fashion: Black Dandyism and the Styling of Black Diasporic Identity to Business of Fashion. Organizers of the Met Gala said that Miller's book, which was published in 2009, was a key reference point for this year's theme.

From its roots in the antebellum era when plantation owners would dress enslaved people in fine clothing, scholars say that Dandyism has evolved into the use of fashion to combat systems of oppression -- racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, colonialism.

With its own set of inalienable rights, The Black Dandy exists at the intersections of autonomy and coercion, liberation and enslavement, resistance and compliance. To be Black and live in a world that profits from your subjugation is to be a trickster.

Only a Black Dandy could turn the Met Gala into a celebration of Blackness.

Update:

Disappointed nobody has posted Whoopie's quote on the carpet ( no pun intended)

"Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere".

Background

At the 2025 Met Gala, Whoopi Goldberg delivered a powerful message regarding the theme, "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," with the quote: "Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere". She elaborated on the significance of the theme, explaining that it represents the recognition of Black excellence and the resistance against attempts to erase Black history and culture. She further emphasized that this gathering and the focus on Black style are a testament to the enduring presence and impact of Black individuals. Goldberg also noted that the Met Gala was an opportunity to acknowledge the contributions of figures like Andre Leon Talley, who have been instrumental in showcasing the brilliance of Black style.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

Lord smite me now.


Halle Berry showed off her "side-pube," as Megyn Kelly called it.

Here's the crotch-shot if you want to see it. You don't see her actual nyver, because she has a strap of fabric covering that, but she has sheer/transparent material over the sides of her pudenda. You can't see the highway but you can see the shoulders.

Thanks to official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent Soothsayer.

I wonder if his wife helped him pick out his little outfit.

Below, Panem Fashion Police surround "celebrities" no one's heard of with moving walls so that no one sees them before they reveal themselves on the red carpet.

I needed a stupid and preferably super-gay story for the 4:30 slot and Soothsayer really delivered. Find Soothsayer's book, The Black Dandy: The Fashion of FIERCE!, wherever gay books are sold.

Update: Sydney Sweeney was at the Met Gala showing off her powerjugs.

I'm not mad at it.

Thanks to Mark Andrew Edwards.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at May 06, 2025 04:30 PM (l3mrv)

2
yes!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2025 04:31 PM (No9Bj)

3 ACE WENT THERE!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 04:31 PM (g47mK)

4 "The style challenges social hierarchies by subverting expectations of how Black men should present themselves. What was once used to mock Black people became their tool for resistance and self-expression," said Monica L. Miller, author of Slaves to Fashion: Black Dandyism and the Styling of Black Diasporic Identity to Business of Fashion. Organizers of the Met Gala said that Miller's book, which was published in 2009, was a key reference point for this year's theme.
++++
:: YAWN ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:32 PM (WkNQM)

5
Heyyy, wait a minute...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2025 04:32 PM (No9Bj)

6 It is important to show off to one's betters, and have them show off to one. After all, this sort of power and prestige requires some sort of outlet.
And when that is done, everyone can dress funny

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 04:32 PM (D7oie)

7 Can Trump put a 100% tax on the MET gala?

Posted by: mishdog at May 06, 2025 04:33 PM (Pp4Bk)

8 Peckerwoods on Parade

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 04:33 PM (VJc7E)

9 It's almost like their demonic spirits are beginning to ooze out to the surface, corrupting their flesh.

Adreno-chrome is a hellavu drug.

Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2025 04:33 PM (q177U)

10 "The style challenges social hierarchies by subverting expectations of how Black men should present themselves. What was once used to mock Black people became their tool for resistance and self-expression," said Monica L. Miller, author of Slaves to Fashion: Black Dandyism and the Styling of Black Diasporic Identity to Business of Fashion. Organizers of the Met Gala said that Miller's book, which was published in 2009, was a key reference point for this year's theme.

That is a lot of words to say "It was a Cake-walk"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (D7oie)

11 It's kind of a shame what's happened to Halle Berry. She used to be classier than most of HWood, or at least that was my impression.

Addiction to attention seems to be more powerful than heroin.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (s8j++)

12 Welcome to the Hunger Games aka the Met Gala

Authors keep making dystopias which the left eventually makes real.

See Serenity, The Giver, The Hunger Games, Children of Men, etc etc

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (t0Rmr)

13 Halle Berry showed off her "side-pube," as Megyn Kelly called it.
++++
There was a time for this. That time was ca. 2002.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (WkNQM)

14 B-52s and B-2s out of the Diego Garcia sun...

See the little Houthi ragheads in Yemen run...

Carpet Bombing Houthis Ragheads moocho fun

MK82s FRAG Little ragheads buns...

Posted by: Col Kurtz at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (3vVOG)

15 Trump announced that he is bombing the Met Gala until they capitulate.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (KRtlO)

16 Where was Count Blackula?

BTW Halle Berry is nuttier than squirrel turds.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (CL3Yj)

17 >>>the African American tradition of being impeccably dressed and using fashion as a means to communicate autonomy, agency, political statements, and, above all else, humanity.

Oh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (uCjyK)

18 "I was pimp of the year..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

19 "The style challenges social hierarchies by subverting expectations of how Black men should present themselves. What was once used to mock Black people became their tool for resistance and self-expression,"

I think this person has a future as the president of Harvard.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (s8j++)

20 Okay...
1. Halle Berry was wearing more clothes than half the women at the Grammy's this year, when full naked was in
2. She literally looked like a dead rich guy's mistress, who was showing up to the funeral looking to snag another old horny rich guy...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (tOcjL)

21 It's almost like their demonic spirits are beginning to ooze out to the surface, corrupting their flesh.

Oh I think this kind of thing is beautiful to see. And...its making me hunger....

Posted by: Slaanesh at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (t0Rmr)

22 Zoolander, Embiggened

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (g8z90)

23 The only person they were kissing was Long Dong Silver.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (CL3Yj)

24 I'm sorry, but that is kind of usual around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

25 Think of men like the sociologist W.E.B. Du Bois, the author James Baldwin, and the Vogue fashion editor André Leon Talley.

—

I’ll take people I’ve never heard of for $800 Alex.

OK WEB DuBois kinda sounds familiar. I think k over heard the name before. No clue who he is. but the other two never heard of them, period.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (xeo0s)

26 So, on a scale of one to Sparkle, how fabulous was it?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (fV+MH)

27 I was too confident in my blackness for this year's MET!! We are making a statement!!
++++
WTF does that mean? Since when does "blackness" - or "whiteness" or "yellowness" or "Martian greeness" or whatever else - require "confidence?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (WkNQM)

28 So, Big Mike finally comes out of the closet ..........

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (YZi/I)

29 Didn't Easy E get Aids from Black Dandyism?

Posted by: mishdog at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (Pp4Bk)

30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (FCrpy)

31 And Halle has a pretty good body for her age.
Respect.
And some arousal...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

32 I needed a stupid and preferably super-gay story for the 4:30 slot and Soothsayer really delivered. Find Soothsayer's book, The Black Dandy: The Fashion of FIERCE!, wherever gay books are sold.
++++
Just go to the "current events" section of any bookstore. Wall-to-wall gayness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (WkNQM)

33 >>>It's kind of a shame what's happened to Halle Berry. She used to be classier than most of HWood, or at least that was my impression.
Addiction to attention seems to be more powerful than heroin.

Gossipy Megyn Kelly said in that clip I linked that some other minor celebrity claimed Halle Berry had the reputation of being "bad and boring in bed," and since then, she's been trying to show how sexy and outrageous she can be.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (KRtlO)

34 Wearing hideous clothing that costs more than the average person makes in a year will really show Trump! I’m sure he’s all ashamed and shit and preparing his resignation address to the nation right now.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (ZUmwk)

35 Did Diddy sent regrets?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (CL3Yj)

36 Nyver?

LOL

McGyver?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (ufFY8)

37
From its roots in the antebellum era when plantation owners would dress enslaved people in fine clothing...

Whaaa?

Posted by: Things That Didn't Happen at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (No9Bj)

38 Saquon Barkley wore just a nice suit. And Sydney Sweeney brought the ladies out to play.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (MGB5H)

39 >>>22 Zoolander, Embiggened

is this a school for ANTS?

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (KRtlO)

40 I want my own set of peasants to push around a box surrounding me and hold umbrellas over my head too.

Where can I sign up for that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (uCjyK)

41 This is in New York, right? Right. Good.


Keep that shit 5,000 miles away from me and we are all good.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (a4NoL)

42 I needed a stupid and preferably super-gay story for the 4:30 slot and Soothsayer really delivered. Find Soothsayer's book, The Black Dandy: The Fashion of FIERCE!, wherever gay books are sold
====

So ace is mad at garret?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (RIvkX)

43 17 >>>the African American tradition of being impeccably dressed and using fashion as a means to communicate autonomy, agency, political statements, and, above all else, humanity.


The Bee right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (VE6XX)

44 Are those orthopedic shoes peaking out from under the movable walls?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (2ap+5)

45 I think I lost several IQ points just seeing this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (Q4IgG)

46 I'm, too sexy for those clothes.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (VJc7E)

47 I was expecting one of the fashion nightmares to say "May the odds be ever in your favor."

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (NezMn)

48 Has Piper piped in yet with the fashion commentary. Especially Halle's disensemble?

Posted by: From about That Time at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (n4GiU)

49 42 I needed a stupid and preferably super-gay story for the 4:30 slot and Soothsayer really delivered. Find Soothsayer's book, The Black Dandy: The Fashion of FIERCE!, wherever gay books are sold
====

So ace is mad at garret?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2025 04:37 PM (RIvkX)

Vacation did NOT go well....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (xcxpd)

50 And Halle has a pretty good body for her age.
Respect.
And some arousal...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)
++++
That's the caveat. "For her age." True enough.

But she's far, far too old for this kind of slatternly dress. It's unbecoming and unsettling. Demure is usually better than slutty anyway, but older ladies *cannot* pull off slutty. It doesn't work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (WkNQM)

51 "I can see cooter!"

Posted by: The Elites' New Clothes at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (g8z90)

52 >>>Nyver?

my friend calls it that, I've never understood how it came to be called that.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (KRtlO)

53 Halle Berry is always posting half nude selfies on Instagram. But she’s also known to have some emotional issues.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (CL3Yj)

54 I just got back from a week in Key West and this is the gayest shit I've seen in a month.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (GyvKT)

55 Look, can we just hit these things with MOABs? All that infectious stupid...

Posted by: Nickleback at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (OUMaO)

56 30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (FCrpy)

Oh, that's good.

I wonder which side we'll funding / arming in this war. Hopefully both, that's how you make the real money.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 04:39 PM (uCjyK)

57 38 Saquon Barkley wore just a nice suit..

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (MGB5H)

Saquon is gonna be in politics after football...man knows how to be nice to everyone and be Teflon from all political sides. He's singlehandedly probably why the Eagles visited Trump for their win this year...and yet, he also goes to the Met Gala and gets feted.

Gov of NY after football...no idea what politics he actually has...which is also the point of celebrity.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 06, 2025 04:39 PM (tOcjL)

58 https://www.instyle.com/ sydney-sweeney-met-gala-2025- 11726846

remove spaces

It's just...all right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

59 Halle Berry had the reputation of being "bad and boring in bed," an

Does she just lay there and think about repainting the ceiling?

I would tolerate that for seven minutes, as long as she didn't talk.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 06, 2025 04:39 PM (ufFY8)

60 Sock-b-gone. A sock far less gay than anything at the Met Gala. Though still...it was Nickleback.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (OUMaO)

61 But she's far, far too old for this kind of slatternly dress. It's unbecoming and unsettling. Demure is usually better than slutty anyway, but older ladies *cannot* pull off slutty. It doesn't work.

Well, SOME older ladies can't pull it off. Say, wanna see my stretch marks?

Posted by: Madonna at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (s8j++)

62 the African American tradition of being impeccably dressed and using fashion as a means to communicate autonomy, agency, political statements, and, above all else, humanity.

Blah, blah, blah. Can they carry a coffin?

Posted by: Ghanan Funeral Troupe at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (X6k5M)

63 >>>OK WEB DuBois kinda sounds familiar. I think k over heard the name before. No clue who he is. but the other two never heard of them, period.

every other reading sample on the SATs and other standardized tests is about WEB DuBois or James Baldwin. Or Gwendolyn Brooks. They did that to combat idiotic claims of "racism" on the test, so now it's just wall-to-wall black writers.

Nothing racist about that!

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (KRtlO)

64 Folks ask me why don't you ever come back up north to visit? It ain't the weather that's a turn off for me...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (wBaIH)

65 No clue who he is. but the other two never heard of them, period.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:35 PM (xeo0s)

James Baldwin wrote a bunch of books with made-up incidents to whine about how awful this country is to black people, all while making bank doing so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (a4NoL)

66 > but older ladies *cannot* pull off slutty. It doesn't work.

*Ahem!*

Posted by: Jill Biden, EdD at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (NezMn)

67 Meh, Prince did it much better. And long before any of these poseurs took the stage.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (k9OZB)

68 52 >>>Nyver?

my friend calls it that, I've never understood how it came to be called that.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (KRtlO

Maybe from Guinevere? It is rooted in the old English word for...you know....

Posted by: mishdog at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (S4IOx)

69 The Hater's Ball > The Met Gala

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

70 50 And Halle has a pretty good body for her age.
Respect.
And some arousal...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (xcxpd)
++++
That's the caveat. "For her age." True enough.

But she's far, far too old for this kind of slatternly dress. It's unbecoming and unsettling. Demure is usually better than slutty anyway, but older ladies *cannot* pull off slutty. It doesn't work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (WkNQM)

Well all she's ever had is her looks.
When all you have is a hammer....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

71 I thought the Nyver was nyver the pooter nor the cooter.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2025 04:41 PM (fV+MH)

72 scholars say that Dandyism has evolved into the use of fashion to combat systems of oppression -- racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, colonialism.

—


So when black teenagers in da hood wear their pants down to their knees as they listen to songs about bitches and hos, it’s fighting transphobia and sexism.

Got it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:41 PM (xeo0s)

73 Meh, Prince did it much better. And long before any of these poseurs took the stage.

Posted by: hobbitopoly

Even at his most self-indulgent he had more class than any of the clowns on display last night.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 06, 2025 04:41 PM (OUMaO)

74
More perspective on 58.6 yr old Halley Barry:

Ethel Mertz was 48-54 on I love Lucy.

Do you want to see Ethel naked, too?

Posted by: Things That Didn't Happen at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (No9Bj)

75 Nyver?

my friend calls it that, I've never understood how it came to be called that.

====

"nether region"...just guessing

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (g47mK)

76 Fat and ugly chicks (I think) in expensive trash bags on TV.... No thanks I would rather give my dog a bath...

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (YZi/I)

77 There has to be something medically wrong with Vera Wang. She's wasting away. The articles are hysterical, Vera is debuting a new look, yes the almost expired look.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (2NHgQ)

78 Looks like all dem dere colored folks be having an old fashioned Cake Walk!

Now the only way to win is to cheat 'em
You may tie 'em but you'll never beat 'em
Strut your stuff, they're the cake walkin' babies form home
Strut your stuff, strut your stuff, cake walkin' babies from home...

Posted by: Rastus On Parade at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (979V4)

79 This is one of the stereotypes about themselves blacks embrace. But hooo boy that’ll go sideways quick if you mention any data-driven stereotypes

Posted by: Deceased Head Footyball Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (YZhRl)

80 51 "I can see cooter!"
Posted by: The Elites' New Clothes at May 06, 2025 04:38 PM (g8z90)

Dukes of Hazzard again?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (a4NoL)

81 *Ahem!*
Posted by: Jill Biden, EdD at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (NezMn)
++++
I stand by what I said.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (WkNQM)

82 https://www.instyle.com/ sydney-sweeney-met-gala-2025- 11726846

remove spaces

It's just...all right.

I really don't get the excitement about her. Yeah, she's got big bazoombas, but so does half the planet. Her face is nothing to write home about.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (s8j++)

83 Even at his most self-indulgent he had more class than any of the clowns on display last night.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 06, 2025 04:41 PM (OUMaO)
++++
But was he "confident in his blackness?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (WkNQM)

84 I'm confused by the outfit in that last video. It seems impractical and a bit bulky.

Posted by: Alabama at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (CAtyc)

85 There has to be something medically wrong with Vera Wang. She's wasting away. The articles are hysterical, Vera is debuting a new look, yes the almost expired look.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 06, 2025 04:42 PM (2NHgQ)

She's on the RBG workout plan.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (MGB5H)

86 So, they all dressed like the gay black guy in "Revenge of the Nerds?"

Lamar

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (dIske)

87
Think of men like the sociologist W.E.B. Du Bois, the author James Baldwin, and the Vogue fashion editor André Leon Talley.

Do I have to?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (63Dwl)

88 Willowed

Portnoy's Complaint, fresh liver.

Posted by: Ciampino - I can't even at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (sPQoU)

89 This is not even proper decandence...whole thing just looks stupid.

Posted by: Don in SoCo, who didn't bother to understand at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (vd6bO)

90
James Baldwin wrote a bunch of books with made-up incidents to whine about how awful this country is to black people, all while making bank doing so.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 06, 2025 04:40 PM (a4NoL)


Yeah and you point is?
- Ibrahim X kendi

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (xeo0s)

91 86 So, they all dressed like the gay black guy in "Revenge of the Nerds?"

Lamar
Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM (dIske)

You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (VE6XX)

92 >>>So, they all dressed like the gay black guy in "Revenge of the Nerds?"
Lamar

lol

the javelin competition part of the Met Gala was off the hook

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (KRtlO)

93 Why did they only have white security guards up front ?

Racists

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (NtVYv)

94 The theme was "black dandyism" to #Resist Trump through ugly-ass gayballs fashion.


YES!! Fantastic! Keep it up, Progressives!!
#RESIST!! America loves it!!

Actually, the ancient GoPe losers in the Senate are more effective in #RESISTing. They have about 800 years of experience at being depraved, lying, scumbags.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (sAmhv)

95 Think the only white people saw pictures of were Ana Wintour, who hosts the event, aMadonna and Nicole Kidman (because she cut her hair short). Theme seemed more like: no whites.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (Hkcdp)

96 Speaking of which...

Another Hunger Games movie is going to film soon.

Another prequel, this time focusing on Woody Harrelson's time in the games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

97 Shit SATs. Haha, maybe that’s where I remember the name from.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (xeo0s)

98 Welp, guess India launched missile strikes on Pakistan today.

Oh boy...

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

99 Just like the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, who left out ICONIC Rock bands, and selected Hip Hop folks that truthfully? I've never even heard of, let alone know their songs.

All Race, All the Time... and buying awards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)

100 Wondered about a "gala"...

"For a gala, the dress code typically falls into the formal to semi-formal category, often requiring black tie or a similar level of formality."

The Heights of Civilization

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (YGQQO)

101 kind of a shame what's happened to Halle Berry. She used to be classier than most of HWood, or at least that was my impression.

Addiction to attention seems to be more powerful than heroin.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (s8j++)

I can fix her.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (y9ksN)

102 Thanks to official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent Soothsayer.

All this time, and I had *no* idea that Sooth was an official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent.

So, which of fawn, taupe, periwinkle, puce, mauve, and/or seafoam are his favorite and/or preferred fashion colors?

Manolos or Choos?

Do these vertical stripes make my *ss look less fat?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

103 Think the only white people saw pictures of were Ana Wintour, who hosts the event, aMadonna and Nicole Kidman (because she cut her hair short). Theme seemed more like: no whites.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (Hkcdp)

Stanley Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter (I dunno who she is)

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (MGB5H)

104 98 Welp, guess India launched missile strikes on Pakistan today.

Oh boy...
Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

We’re blaming Israel for it right?
- MSM

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:46 PM (xeo0s)

105 This fashion looks cartoonish in a bad way, like those pictures showing you how hideous a real person who looked like Popeye would actually be in real life.

Posted by: PG at May 06, 2025 04:46 PM (gQbO4)

106 Stanley Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter (I dunno who she is)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (MGB5H)

Sydney*

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 06, 2025 04:47 PM (MGB5H)

107 Holly came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitchhiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she

She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom, she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

And the colored girls go
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

"Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 06, 2025 04:47 PM (YZi/I)

108 Where did the term dandy come from?
Dandy -
Etymology. The earliest record of the word dandy dates back to the late 1700s, in Scottish Song. Since the late 18th century, the word dandy has been rumored to be an abbreviated usage of the 17th-century British jack-a-dandy used to described a conceited man.
_____________________________

Perhaps they should have done a little research before settling on "Black Dandy"....which comes from those colonialists and means conceited man.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2025 04:47 PM (dIske)

109 As crazy as that first photo is, it actually has a purpose, and kinda fits the vision he had. Probably more suited for an anime convention (fucking WEEB!), but still...more meaningful than what most other people at the event wore:

https://tinyurl.com/5fyxzww5

The model Alton Mason wore a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure-inspired outfit at Met Gala 2025.
"I have a favorite anime, it's called JoJo. And this is an ode to it. Giorno Giovanna has a cut-out, so I decided to include that."

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 04:47 PM (JCZqz)

110 Sabrina Carpenter is the GenZ Tay Tay.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:47 PM (xeo0s)

111 did you see the woman who had Rosa Park's face stitched into her lacy black underwear?

Right over her nyver. What a tribute.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

112 30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (FCrpy)

/pol/ is calling it "the shart heard around the world"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (gKWVE)

113 These costumes were rejected by The Fifth Element as 'too cartoonish.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (4T3aT)

114 Saquon appears to be a good young man who was raised correctly. He's extremely talented but also unselfish and has a kind demeanor that disarms pretty much everyone.

He'll do whatever he wants after football. I imagine broadcasting rather than politics, but who knows.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (GyvKT)

115 At some point it’s time to stop pushing fresh eggs.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (MMp6W)

116 Its interesting... just read about a 'Trend' in the Roaring 20's... where Men were dressing up as Womenz and going to Clubs...

Funny, right after the US Created a National Bank, to control things like a Depression... which of course was right before... oh... crap... the Great Depression.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (QAkQ3)

117 Yes, we need to emulate all facets of Black Culture. What a fine example it is.

Posted by: Francis at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (bbuBP)

118
What a way to smear Black men. Probably in advance of this freakshow, the NY Times did a piece on America's Black tailors and their tradition of quality, fit, pride in appearance, gentility, etc. Lots of Black tailors across America looking like right gents and ladies. I wonder what they'd think of this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (U7Gpi)

119 105 This fashion looks cartoonish in a bad way, like those pictures showing you how hideous a real person who looked like Popeye would actually be in real life.
Posted by: PG

Lol....as my post at 109 shows, you're much closer than you know!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

120 Even God has his head in his hands after seeing that party for Baal.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (SnyzA)

121 There is only one true 'Dandy'.

youtu.be/IZzSxLdLVp4

youtu.be/BPDlv3zr_cM

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (sAmhv)

122 What a time to be alive.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (xeo0s)

123 I worked at Safeway in Los Angeles in the early 80's with a black guy that dressed in a suit every day coming to work, including a briefcase.
A few weeks later he was fired for shoplifting groceries out of the back room.
I guess clothes don't always make the man.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (VJc7E)

124 113 These costumes were rejected by The Fifth Element as 'too cartoonish.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (4T3aT)

Who knew Demolition Man was prophetic....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (QAkQ3)

125 Disappointed nobody has posted Whoopie's quote on the carpet ( no pun intended)

"Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere".

Background

At the 2025 Met Gala, Whoopi Goldberg delivered a powerful message regarding the theme, "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," with the quote: "Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere". She elaborated on the significance of the theme, explaining that it represents the recognition of Black excellence and the resistance against attempts to erase Black history and culture. She further emphasized that this gathering and the focus on Black style are a testament to the enduring presence and impact of Black individuals. Goldberg also noted that the Met Gala was an opportunity to acknowledge the contributions of figures like Andre Leon Talley, who have been instrumental in showcasing the brilliance of Black style.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (FxH7T)

126 Remember when most gay fashion design was in impeccable taste, and even the ones that weren't (e.g., some of Bob Mackie's creations for Cher) were at least sexy and attractive, rather than boner-killing fugly?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

While I don't pretend to understand what gays find attractive, I refuse to believe that "creation" qualifies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (W5ArC)

127 ***Met Gala was an homage to The Black Dandy.
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Otherwise known as King Queer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (qDF8i)

128 Until the twelfth of Nyver

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (63Dwl)

129 Jojo's has better aesthetics than that.

Hell Space Dandy has better fashion sense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (4T3aT)

130 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Fap fap fap fap!!!!

Posted by: Uniparty and MIC at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM (JCZqz)

131 You know what, I see the JoJo connection now.

Eh. JoJo is pretty gay anyway, especially the later manga books.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

132 Isn't this black dandy ripping off Carol Burnett?

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (VJc7E)

133 112 30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2025 04:36 PM (FCrpy)

/pol/ is calling it "the shart heard around the world"

===

I've heard "World War Poo"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (eb5mD)

134 worked at Safeway in Los Angeles in the early 80's with a black guy that dressed in a suit every day coming to work, including a briefcase.
A few weeks later he was fired for shoplifting groceries out of the back room.
I guess clothes don't always make the man.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 04:49 PM (VJc7E)


Did he use the briefcase to carry the goods out?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (xeo0s)

135 did you see the woman who had Rosa Park's face stitched into her lacy black underwear?

Right over her nyver. What a tribute.
====

At least she’s in the front of the bus and not the back.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (ZUmwk)

136 Halle Berry had the reputation of being "bad and boring in bed," an

Does she just lay there and think about repainting the ceiling?

I would tolerate that for seven minutes, as long as she didn't talk.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 06, 2025 04:39 PM (ufFY


Per the AoS styleguide---quit bragging!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 06, 2025 04:51 PM (144I4)

137 I remember where I was when the MET Gala forever changed society!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (KbCG3)

138 But that top Picture?

Can I get his address???

/Dons his Plum Zorro Costume...

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (QAkQ3)

139 Speaking of Woody Harrelson, I ran across this odd part of the role he has in No Country For Old Men.

[SPOILER]

In the movie his character is murdered by the cartel hitman.

The movie itself is partially inspired by the real life murder of an American judge by a cartel hitman named Charles Harrelson...yes Woody's father.

Odd world we live in isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (t0Rmr)

140
I just think it's funny how the Democrats spent the last 8 weeks with their new campaign to win back the common man and pretend they're "relatable."

Then they revert to type and do this.

Posted by: Things That Didn't Happen at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (No9Bj)

141 While I don't pretend to understand what gays find attractive
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 04:50 PM

From what I've learned here, Crocs, for one thing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (0sNs1)

142 Counter Point:

That's why you can't take Megyn seriously. First she misnames the vulva and second you can't see it as she says you can. Megyn continues to be clickbait.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (qDF8i)

143 Halle Berry and her dried up old cooter should have stayed home and drank box wine, and petted the kitten. It would have been more dignified than this desperate plea for attention. Oh well, what do you expect from a Hollywood hosebag

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 04:52 PM (f1fBt)

144 Hey guys!!! Remember us? We’re supposed to be the cool war everyone talks about. Fuck India and Pakistan we’re the real action.
- Ukraine

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (xeo0s)

145 > I worked at Safeway in Los Angeles in the early 80's with a black guy that dressed in a suit every day coming to work, including a briefcase.

There was a grifter of the black persuasion who hung around the university where I used to teach. Suit, well-groomed, empty gas can. His pitch was that his wife was having a baby in (next significant town over) and he'd run out of gas.

That beyotch must've had the longest labor in recorded history, as he was running this scam for at least a decade. Hell, he might even still be there as far as I know (shook the dust of academia off my feet and have not returned).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (W5ArC)

146 Eh. JoJo is pretty gay anyway, especially the later manga books.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Which is amazing, stunning, and brave. You didn't even give a token "not that there's anything wrong with that." What are you, some kinda homophobe!?!?!??!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

147 59 Halle Berry had the reputation of being "bad and boring in bed," an

Does she just lay there and think about repainting the ceiling?

I would tolerate that for seven minutes, as long as she didn't talk.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Billy Bob Thorntnon probably got the most out of her.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (sAmhv)

148 133 112 30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts

They are bombing a Led Zepplin song ????

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (YZi/I)

149 This really does explain the rise of someone like Kamala.

It's so fucking stupid and yet no one in a power to actually stop it has the balls to call it what it is.

So everyone has to play along and pretend they're all good with it when you know at least 3/4 of those people are either dying inside or already dead.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (KbCG3)

150
Imagine needing a Wardrobe Technician to adjust your outfit every time you step or turn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (U7Gpi)

151 Why am I reminded of the "Player Hater's Ball" sketch from The Chappelle Show?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (7fElN)

152 That will show that bad Orange Man!

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2025 04:54 PM (YwEeS)

153 This year's Gala outdid the era of Blacksploitation Movies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 04:54 PM (qDF8i)

154 146 Eh. JoJo is pretty gay anyway, especially the later manga books.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Which is amazing, stunning, and brave. You didn't even give a token "not that there's anything wrong with that." What are you, some kinda homophobe!?!?!??!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

-phobe is the wrong suffix. Otherwise, yeah, not a fan of buggery and man-on-man action.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 06, 2025 04:54 PM (xcxpd)

155 I've had some cautious optimism that the last time they fired up the Large Hadron Collider in a big way (April of last year), they were able to get us back to a less-insane dimension. I don't think we're actually back in the right groove yet, but it was an improvement.

Then this kind of thing makes me wonder how far out of alignment with our proper spacetime continuum we really are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 04:54 PM (WkNQM)

156 Thanks to official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent Soothsayer.

I thought that office was jointly held by Anchorbabe Fashion Cop and Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

157 In fairness, made'ja look!

Posted by: Halle B. at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM (0sNs1)

158 Key and Peele had a skit about the gas can scam.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM (xeo0s)

159 > Billy Bob Thorntnon probably got the most out of her.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (sAmhv)

Now, I reckon I'll have me some of the other 'un. It's tighter. Mmm...hmmm.

Posted by: Karl Childers at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM (W5ArC)

160 148 133 112 30 India is Bombing the Kasmir sections of Pakistan, so hold onto your butts

They are bombing a Led Zepplin song ????
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 04:53 PM (YZi/I)

And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM (QAkQ3)

161 There IS something wrong with that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2025 04:56 PM (63Dwl)

162 Sydney Sweeney doesn't look like her pictures in the Daily Mail but either way, hey ohhhhh.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 04:56 PM (qDF8i)

163 Thanks to official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent Soothsayer.

I thought that office was jointly held by Anchorbabe Fashion Cop and Piper.
Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Ace didn't say THE official Ace of Spades Fashion Correspondent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

164 NYC health department should have shut it down due to the # of STDs per square foot.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 04:56 PM (vmkyp)

165 And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Let's not Rush into this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

166 I am sure PDiddy wanted to attend.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 04:57 PM (g47mK)

167 This is brilliant....... What could go wrong ????

New York City plans to install hundreds of panic buttons in bodegas to combat crime.

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 04:57 PM (YZi/I)

168 Will Smith "I make this shit loo..., I'ma have to slap everybody up in here".

Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2025 04:57 PM (FhXTo)

169 Is it just me, or does it look like they are all channeling pimps and ho's from the 1970s? All they need is a pack of Virginia Slims and a Cadillac deVille with dingle balls.

Posted by: Dagny Taggart at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (Ywa9B)

170 the javelin competition part of the Met Gala was off the hook
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:44 PM (KRtlO
___________________________

Damn you have a good memory. I didn't remember that and had to look it up.

https://tinyurl.com/sxyhuwy7

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (dIske)

171 And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Let's not Rush into this.

Are you going to call The Police to deal with this? Because U2 are to blame for The Clash here.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)

172 This is brilliant....... What could go wrong ????

New York City plans to install hundreds of panic buttons in bodegas to combat crime.
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 04:57 PM (YZi/I)
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When seconds count, the police are just minutes (or hours) away....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (7fElN)

173 > I've had some cautious optimism that the last time they fired up the Large Hadron Collider in a big way

Heh... I recall a news story where the Chyron operator (or possibly autocorrect) fucked up..... the caption read "Large Hardon Collider". I think it was Communist News Network. Could have been one of the others.

I practically shit myself laughing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (W5ArC)

174 That's why you can't take Megyn seriously. First she misnames the vulva and second you can't see it as she says you can. Megyn continues to be clickbait.

Posted by: Braenyard

Agreed. She showed her true colors, tried to jump ship and go mainstream, realized the Left will never accept her, and (in my opinion) joined the Daily Wire-style grift net, saying whatever she needs to to get money from conservatives...mostly old boomers that saw her on Fox, thought she was hot and conservative, and don't know better.

Ace seems to think she had a genuine change of heart and is trustworthy. I don't read people well, so I play it safe and tend to follow more reliably conservative commentators until they lose my trust lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

175 Boondocks comic creator Aaron McGruber publicly said " Black people have played the fool for so long, they've spent all their Moral Currency."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (wBaIH)

176 171 And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Let's not Rush into this.

Are you going to call The Police to deal with this? Because U2 are to blame for The Clash here.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)


Why Can't We Be Friends?

Posted by: War at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (W5ArC)

177 This is just whack.

Posted by: Weimar Germany at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

178 Getting ready for a summer at the lake? You’ll find the best bass line in Heartbreaker.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (MMp6W)

179
Heh... I recall a news story where the Chyron operator (or possibly autocorrect) fucked up..... the caption read "Large Hardon Collider". I think it was Communist News Network. Could have been one of the others.

I practically shit myself laughing.

I tell you what, after a session from Big Mike sometimes I shit myself laughing too. Or you know, sneezing.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (t0Rmr)

180 Nyver? Welp, ya learn something new here at the HQ every day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (mH6SG)

181
These people are not my fellow citizens. What's next? "Private Jet Travel as Resistance"? "Luxury Condos as Resistance"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (QnmlO)

182 There is a woman on Substack that posts pictures of black families from the 40s and 50s. The women are elegant and stylish. The men are dressed in suits and the children like other children of the time. It's a shame they had to take inspiration here from the Superfly era, but not surprising. The Left can only do ugly.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 06, 2025 05:00 PM (cvWHI)

183 Kasmir section of Pakistan? Large numbers of Polish immigrants apparently

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:00 PM (vmkyp)

184 Oooohh fashyon tread

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 06, 2025 05:00 PM (rT96s)

185 Karen Elaine Johnson has expressed her desire to be known as an actress rather than a "black actress."

“I caught a lot of s- -t from Black people [over the years],” Goldberg revealed. “Apparently, I wasn’t Black enough. but people forget if they saw me running down the street and it’s the Klan, they’re going to chase me. That’s how I measure it, is the Klan going to chase you if you run? Yes. They’re going to chase me. That means I’m Black enough.” (Atlanta Black Star)

Posted by: old chick at May 06, 2025 05:00 PM (F3Dlr)

186 Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere
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Clarence Thomas was unavailable for comment

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (Kn237)

187 Hmmm. Pondering if I give a fuq about any of these people. They don't care about me so I shall return the favor of lack of fuqs given.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (ewjUl)

188 Her face is nothing to write home about.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2025 04:43 PM

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She has a pretty smile and I think she is quite fetching when she uses it. But she doesn't pull off the neutral expression / haughty model look very well....something weird about her mouth and vacant stare.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (1Au9i)

189 @zerohedge 7m

Supreme Court Lets Trump Admin Ban Trans Troops As Hegseth Says
"We're Done With That Sh*t"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (qDF8i)

190 The one that gets me is how everyone who doesn't approve of homosexuality is secretly guy.

Just as racists are secretly black.


Personally, I don't give a shit if people are gay, as long as all participants are willing and of legal age.

Yes, I realize that probably puts me in the minority around here.

Posted by: War at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (W5ArC)

191 Is it just me, or does it look like they are all channeling pimps and ho's from the 1970s? All they need is a pack of Virginia Slims and a Cadillac deVille with dingle balls.
====

There is actually an event every year, an awards ceremony of sorts, for the best pimps and they bring their hoes with them. All black of course.

I’m not kidding. I forget what it’s called but a friend of mine (who is black) had two of the documentary dvds they put out. She let me borrow them and we would laugh our asses off at them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (ZUmwk)

192 Note they can't decide whether Trump is going to deport or enslave the blacks. It all makes sense on Planet Zaxxon.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (Kn237)

193 Did he use the briefcase to carry the goods out?
__
He wa a gut boi jut tryin to feed he fambly.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM (VJc7E)

194 I will say one thing in regards to this crowd, which greatly disappoints me. I was told there would be camps for them. I see no camps, thus my disappointment.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (ewjUl)

195 Trump is out of control !!!!!!!!!!

Bombing Hootie and the Blowfish and now Led Zeppelin in the Kashmier...........

If Joe Biden was still Commander of NATO this would not be happing and Mogan David was the US Ambassidoor to the UN

Cackle.................. Cackle............... Cackle............

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (YZi/I)

196 Halle Berry and her dried up old cooter should have stayed home and drank box wine, and petted the kitten. It would have been more dignified than this desperate plea for attention.

Yeah, it's pathetic! Thankfully, I've still got it!
https://tinyurl.com/4ha7j2vb

Posted by: Madonna at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

197 Shouldn't this post come with some kind of medical caution about testosterone levels dropping when viewed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (tT6L1)

198 As predicted, Cornyn realized he had zero chance in the primary if he didn't come around, and has come around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (0sNs1)

199 Billy Bob Thorntnon probably got the most out of her.
==
The freaky hoe wore me out. Sick chick. Never should have let her talk me into that freaky deaky she liked. She's probably burnt out. Done everything you can do by the time she was 30.

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:02 PM (f1fBt)

200 Oh to take over the body of a fashion designer that's dressing one of these idiots for the Met gala would be fun but I doubt anyone could tell the difference between my designs, made to make the wearer look more retarded and gay, and the actual designer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (mxvzO)

201
Was Upgrayedd there? Why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (xG4kz)

202 Note they can't decide whether Trump is going to deport or enslave the blacks. It all makes sense on Planet Zaxxon.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2025 05:01 PM

He's going to enslave them on Trump Island of course. As I said above. I was told there would be camps.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (ewjUl)

203 What a man does in his private life is his own business, within reason.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (MMp6W)

204 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (W5ArC)

205 >>>That's why you can't take Megyn seriously. First she misnames the vulva and second you can't see it as she says you can. Megyn continues to be clickbait.


we're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva" and whether a little exaggeration is a lie?

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

206 The theme for this year's Met Gala was an homage to The Black Dandy.
______________

Juicy Smollett?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

207 >>>Was Upgrayedd there? Why not?

lol

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:04 PM (KRtlO)

208 >>>Was Upgrayedd there? Why not?

he's an Artist Manager so I imagine he was there

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:04 PM (KRtlO)

209 What is with these stars redeeming themselves then torching their redemption?

Halle did some great work with Taran Butler before she did John Wick. Was really cool to see this little gal move through the shoot and scoot quite competently.

Now this?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 05:05 PM (tT6L1)

210 We're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva" and whether a little exaggeration is a lie?

You people are really dumb!!!!! Vulva is a car from Sweden


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH !!!!!

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 05:05 PM (YZi/I)

211 175 Boondocks comic creator Aaron McGruber publicly said " Black people have played the fool for so long, they've spent all their Moral Currency."
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

So, another black white supremacist Uncle Tom Ruckus. Shit, am I allowed to say that, or is that their term, like "Karen"? I don't want to appropriate their culture...

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at May 06, 2025 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

212 And, just like that, we've disappointed Ace *yet* again, and he's only been back *two* days.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

213 Victim Class Themes, huh?

I suppose next year's theme will be Haute Couture of the Humble, Hard-Working, Wanting Safety from Government Violence, Asylum Seekers of Central America. So, $250,000 diamond- and fur-trimmed peasant dresses and Super-Bowl Winner (But Actually the Loser) T-Shirts and Ball Caps.

Or maybe the theme will be Styles of Central and South American Gang Members and their Women. The expensive clothing will be very skimpy so the extensive fake tattoos are visible.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (aBgBM)

214 Sounds serious:

@disclosetv
MORE - India says Pakistan is firing artillery across the dividing line in Kashmir — AFP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (mlg/3)

215
"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

-- Officer Collins

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (xG4kz)

216 She elaborated on the significance of the theme, explaining that it represents the recognition of black excellence and the resistance against attempts to erase black history and culture. She further emphasized that this gathering and the focus on black style are a testament to the enduring presence and impact of black individuals.
____________________

No one got shot, so the event was a wonderful success.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

217 > we're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva"
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

That annoying thing they play at Brazilian soccer games?

While I've known lady parts to make noises before, I've never heard one sound like that.

Closer to a tuba, if anything.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (W5ArC)

218 I always get “vulva” confused with “uvula.”

*cackles*

Posted by: Kamala at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (ZUmwk)

219 Victim Class Themes, huh?
_____________

Victim = loser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

220 And Huggy Bear was much more stylish and authentic than this. This reminds me of when fashion tried to go grunge in the 90s, so derivative.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (mxvzO)

221 I have a saying: black and gay is the new minstrel show.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (QfvaV)

222 I could totally pull off that outfit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (viF8m)

223
Disappointed nobody has posted Whoopie's quote on the carpet ( no pun intended)
"Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere".

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Get rid of you? Why would anybody want to do that?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (hf+Z7)

224 Closer to a tuba, if anything.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM

So, if they get sued, they're facing tubal litigation?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (0sNs1)

225 I could totally pull off that outfit.
Posted by: JackStraw

Dunno, I think the crocs would throw it off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (mlg/3)

226 >>> This reminds me of when fashion tried to go grunge in the 90s, so derivative.

favorite 90s fashion: Dudes wearing a short t-shirt over a long-sleeved t-shirt, and chicks wearing little jean shorts over black tights/hose.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

227 That outfit must make it hard to go through doors, not to mention pissing off anyone who happens to be on an elevator with you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (W5ArC)

228
Lacks pearl-handled revolvers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (QnmlO)

229 > chicks wearing little jean shorts over black tights/hose.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah, that was sexy as hell.

Exactly why is one of those mysteries, but it sure was.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:09 PM (W5ArC)

230 Reagan and Trump created the AIDS virus in the Wuhan Lab to kill the Gay population.......

More Whoopie Goldberg says the proof is hidden in the HHS Files !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 06, 2025 05:09 PM (YZi/I)

231 India is apparently using missiles to hit terrorist organizations in Pakistan.

Pakistan is firing back.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (xTIDn)

232 >>>Panem Forever: The Themes of This Year's Met Gala Were BLM Race Agitation and Cooter

For the record, it is never not cooter season.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (pyszs)

233 171 And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Let's not Rush into this.

Are you going to call The Police to deal with this? Because U2 are to blame for The Clash here.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)

Do the police know they don't have The Cars for this?

Posted by: Ciampino - I can't even! at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (sPQoU)

234 Three missiles were fired by India across the border into Pakistani-controlled territory, said Pakistani security officials.

They hit locations in Pakistan-administered Kashmir and in the country's eastern Punjab province, according to officials.

The Indian defence ministry said it had launched Operation Sindoor as it struck "terrorist infrastructure" in Pakistan and Pakistan-occupied Jammu and Kashmir "from where terrorist attacks against India have been planned and directed".

It said a total of nine sites were targeted.
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hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (qDF8i)

235
If these people read the news and do the reporting while in costume on NBC/CBS/ABC i'll re-up the cable.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (j4U/Z)

236 Does that guy's coat say " Eat at Joe's " on the back?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (NVNRw)

237 Megyn is definitely on the grift. They all more or less are. It’s why you should never get too invested in any political commentators.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (xeo0s)

238 The Wizard of Oz was on this weekend on cable...Karens a thing since at least 1939.

Whenever I would stop on it, I stayed for longer than I thought I would. I think there are more than a few idioms from that movie.

Posted by: Francis at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (bbuBP)

239 we're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva"
==
We just prefer the euphemisms over the medical.terms. snizz, cooch, cooter, puffy scamper, bearded clam, fish taco....

More evocative

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (f1fBt)

240
Halle Berry showed off her "side-pube," as Megyn Kelly called it.

----------------

"I'd hit it!"

-- "Iron-Fist" Mike Tyson

Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (Px5Fl)

241 215
"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

-- Officer Collins
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

This comment got me curious, so I went back and watched that scene. Looks like he's a Lieutenant-Colonel....same as LTC Bearclaw!

Posted by: Military Moron at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (JCZqz)

242 And Huggy Bear was much more stylish and authentic than this. This reminds me of when fashion tried to go grunge in the 90s, so derivative.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:07 PM (mxvzO)
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Huggy Bear had panache. The people at the Gala don't.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (tT6L1)

243 >>>the African American tradition of being impeccably dressed and using fashion as a means to communicate autonomy, agency, political statements, and, above all else, humanity.

Oh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 04:34 PM (uCjyK)

You mean like Duke Ellington, or Count Basie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (Homop)

244 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM

Is this current?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (0sNs1)

245 I'd like to personally thank every former President for allowing Pockystohn to get nukes.

And by "personally thank", I mean "bitchslap".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:11 PM (W5ArC)

246 Was Upgrayedd there? Why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2025 05:03 PM (xG4kz)
______________

And where was Huggy Bear?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

247 205 >>>That's why you can't take Megyn seriously. First she misnames the vulva and second you can't see it as she says you can. Megyn continues to be clickbait.


we're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva" and whether a little exaggeration is a lie?
Posted by: ace
=====
If you use lady bits for women or junk for men, you are pretty much covered either way regardless of the pedants.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:12 PM (ctrM5)

248 Nyver gonna get it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)

249 Amid increasing tension between New Delhi and Islamabad following a terror attack in Jammu and Kashmir's Pahalgam, several international airlines are avoiding Pakistani airspace, according to airlines' statements and flight tracker data. Among major airlines avoiding airspace over Pakistan are Air France, British Airways, UAE's Emirates and Germany's Lufthansa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (qDF8i)

250 Is this current?

Right now.

Pakistani airspace closed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (xTIDn)

251 Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard

Is this current?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Are you trying to amp this up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (mlg/3)

252 I volunteer Christiane Amanpour to personally go to the battlefield for a live report. Because Journalism.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (PiwSw)

253 Nyver gonna give you up

Posted by: Rick Astley to his Side-Clam at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (KRtlO)

254 You can't see the highway but you can see the shoulders.


I'll never listen to Ventura Highway the same ever again.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (W/lyH)

255 >>>252 I volunteer Christiane Amanpour to personally go to the battlefield for a live report. Because Journalism.

yaaaaaaaaaaassss

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

256 Snootch also covers the area.

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (f1fBt)

257 They all look like they are having the time of their lives.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (D1vbu)

258 @247 whig is the thread winner

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (QfvaV)

259 "Operation Sindoor".

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (g47mK)

260 245 I'd like to personally thank every former President for allowing Pockystohn to get nukes.

And by "personally thank", I mean "bitchslap".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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More was an issue of the Dutch training their A bomb scientist in reprocessing nuke fuel I think. Saudis apparently financed it (because Sunni), and we were using Pakistan as a base to supply the Afghani rebels against the Russkies at the time.

Sort of reminds me of Uller Uprising by H. Beam Piper.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (ctrM5)

261 If you use lady bits for women or junk for men, you are pretty much covered either way regardless of the pedants.
Posted by: whig

With today's Leftists, you're safer saying "crotch" or "groin". Who knows what kind of work they've had done down there. Imagine Dylan Mulvaney showing off in that outfit. Go ahead, I dare you!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (JCZqz)

262 @disclosetv
MORE - India says Pakistan is firing artillery across the dividing line in Kashmir — AFP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2025 05:06 PM (mlg/3)

Excellent, excellent

Posted by: Military Industrial Complex at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (uCjyK)

263
Whoopi Goldberg delivered a powerful message regarding the theme, "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," with the quote: "Let him try to get rid of us, we not going anywhere".

You are correct, Who-Peed(?), because you and yours have chosen to remain at a state of perpetual adolescence, not unlike domesticated dogs. So there you'll remain, unable to move forward or backward, and become increasingly irrelevant. All the while bitching that "we others" do not respect you and are the instruments of keeping you down. Check out anything Big Mike says these days for a living example of those principles and practices at work.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (8NMm8)

264 > 252 I volunteer Christiane Amanpour to personally go to the battlefield for a live report. Because Journalism.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2025 05:13 PM (PiwSw)

From the looks of her, this wouldn't be the first time that mutant has been exposed to radiation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (W5ArC)

265 Why do the Mets get to have a gala, and not the Yankees?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (Homop)

266 >Halle Berry showed off her "side-pube," as Megyn Kelly called it.

Here's the crotch-shot if you want to see it.
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yeah yeah
but what has happened to her face?

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (AOsQT)

267 I'm surprised anyone white bothered to go.

I mean, when everyone who attends is supposed to dress up as a black dandy, those paler than a paper bag risk accusations of cultural appropriation and black face at the very least.

Or have they changed the rules again?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (hB7mE)

268 SIndoor is red powder used in India.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (g47mK)

269
Too bad Tom Wolfe is mort. He'd have a field day with this. Radical Chic II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 05:16 PM (QnmlO)

270 Saudis apparently financed it (because Sunni)

Because Saudi can claim a share of Pakistan's nuclear weapons output when it so desires.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 05:16 PM (xTIDn)

271 Was that Lizzo on the boxed hydraulic lift cart? An improvement for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 06, 2025 05:16 PM (ewjUl)

272 258 @247 whig is the thread winner
Posted by: blaster
=======
I considered and rejected Frankenstein bits for troons.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:16 PM (ctrM5)

273 From the looks of her, this wouldn't be the first time that mutant has been exposed to radiation.
===
Imagine what she will look like when she is as old as Helen Thomas ...

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (f1fBt)

274 That guy with the long hair wearing clamdiggers and white shirt and a red tie with pirate shoes. The one in the last video, he be crazy. I couldn't lick on it. Trying to eat supper here.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (LHPAg)

275 If it's wrong for Megyn Kelly to advertise that you can almost see Halle Berrys vajayjay I don't want her to be right.

And didn't anyone watch Swordfish? That skirt was almost as revealing

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (QfvaV)

276 yeah yeah
but what has happened to her face?

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2025 05:15 PM (AOsQT)

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I hit it!

Posted by: "Iron-Fist" Mike Tyson at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (iEoh7)

277
Ace seems to think she had a genuine change of heart and is trustworthy. I don't read people well, so I play it safe and tend to follow more reliably conservative commentators until they lose my trust lol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

Megyn.is half gossip and half political news.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (tbyEy)

278 Sweeney?
There's a babies ass on her chest?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (qGDgb)

279

"Pete Hegseth Moves to Axe One-Fifth of Four-Star General Officers"

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (g47mK)

280 234 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard

Multiple Tandoori Warhead technology. I've experienced it after eating the food.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (j4U/Z)

281 269
Too bad Tom Wolfe is mort. He'd have a field day with this. Radical Chic II.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What am I, chopped liver?! I had the guts to call Big Mike out in public....and mysteriously died shortly thereafter....

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 06, 2025 05:18 PM (JCZqz)

282 Because Saudi can claim a share of Pakistan's nuclear weapons output when it so desires.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
======
So the story goes. But the fact that Pakistan is ruled by Sunnis rather than Shias matters to the Saudis. Otherwise they might have financed Iran's push to nukes.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)

283 1/5? sounds conservative

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 05:18 PM (g47mK)

284 Huggy Bear had panache. The people at the Gala don't.
___

Do some black men still strut? I thought that was pretty cool in the 70s, but my pre-teen self couldn't quite pull it off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 05:18 PM (Dv3i1)

285 Pete Hegseth Moves to Axe One-Fifth of Four-Star General Officers"
===

The tranny ban may help get his numbers up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2025 05:19 PM (ZUmwk)

286 This is the look you remember but the shorts were shorter.

Letters to Cleo Live on Conan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0uLQkGO0PI&list=RDu0uL
QkGO0PI&start_radio=1

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:19 PM (mxvzO)

287 Pete Hegseth Moves to Axe One-Fifth of Four-Star General Officers"
===
That's a darn shame that is...

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:19 PM (f1fBt)

288 Megyn.is half gossip and half political news.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

All news readers are basically infotainment on TV. Reading the news is much more dense of an information source than TV can ever be due to those that care about things can read faster than they can watch tv conversation. Chryons don't help with that either.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (ctrM5)

289 >>>Ace seems to think she had a genuine change of heart and is trustworthy. I don't read people well, so I play it safe and tend to follow more reliably conservative commentators until they lose my trust lol.

I don't know how trustworthy I find her. She's obviously going for clicks, but people can get clicks on either side of the aisle.

She still has NR types on all the time. Her idea of conservatism, apart from being based on transgenderism, is talking to Bari Weiss.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

290 Chubby kid makes hockey crowd go wild for being a chubby kid

x.com/DudespostingWs/status/1919856521577476131

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (mlg/3)

291 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites

Reports that Pakistan has attacked the India air force base in Srinagar (in Kashmir) with missiles.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (xTIDn)

292 Megyn.is half gossip and half political news.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

That's all fine...it's not like this place is 100% politics. I'm more interested in what percentage of what she says is bullshit. What percentage of her coverage is in service of the GOPe?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

293 And where was Huggy Bear?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

---------------

I think Hunter Biden hired him as a chauffeur with fuzzy dice and a pimp ... but mostly a pimp.

Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (iEoh7)

294 >>>
Letters to Cleo Live on Conan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0uLQkGO0PI&list=RDu0uL
QkGO0PI&start_radio=1

thanks, I love that song. I remember her jeanshorts/black tights in the video, too.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:20 PM (KRtlO)

295 I miss the salad days of Prince in assless pants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2025 05:21 PM (kpS4V)

296 Halle is a good looking woman for her age. She can no longer compete in "open class"... Plus, it looks like some sketchy plastic someting on her face/cheeks... The stench of Calvin Klein's Desperation. When agents start calling you for "Nana" parts...

Posted by: Augusto Perez at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (Gh7J1)

297 From Insty, OT but big:

BREAKING: SCOTUS Allows Trump to Enforce Ban on Transgenders in the Military.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (/y8xj)

298 279

"Pete Hegseth Moves to Axe One-Fifth of Four-Star General Officers"
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 05:17 PM (g47mK)

Can’t he just club them with a bat a couple of times as they clean out their lockers?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (MMp6W)

299 so the 90s fashion for both sexes was "put something short over something long." For dudes it's t-shirts, for chicks, it's jean shorts and black tights.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (KRtlO)

300 Welp, guess India launched missile strikes on Pakistan today.

Oh boy...
Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

Making good pakis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (Homop)

301 Reports that Pakistan has attacked the India air force base in Srinagar (in Kashmir) with missiles.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
=======
Oh goodie, the last time both sides about went to war was during the Clinton Admin. Expect that London will be hardest hit if the two countries come to blows. Pakis and Indians are about equal in size for immigrant communities in Londonistan.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (ctrM5)

302 ***
we're really fact-checking whether a "vagina" is a "vulva" and whether a little exaggeration is a lie?
Posted by: ace
=====

Dealer's choice. I think she's clickbait. Others enjoy her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:22 PM (qDF8i)

303 favorite 90s fashion: Dudes wearing a short t-shirt over a long-sleeved t-shirt, and chicks wearing little jean shorts over black tights/hose.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

That was a good one. The 90s/00s produced some hot fashions for women, and some have made a comeback, thank God.

As for men’s fashions, they don’t really exist unless you’re gay. I dress the same as I did in the 90s and get away. A few years back a female friend told me “pastels are in” and suggested I buy some shirts with pink dots on them. I passed the shit test.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (l3YAf)

304 You mean like Duke Ellington

Saw Duke Ellington and orchestra. 3 sets, three tuxedos, blue, white and black.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (qGDgb)

305
Welp, guess India launched missile strikes on Pakistan today.

Oh boy...
Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

__________

It was only a little nuclear warhead...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (QnmlO)

306 I miss the salad days of Prince in assless pants.
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But now we have the Grand Buffet days of Lizzo in assless pants.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (ilB6U)

307 don't know how trustworthy I find her. She's obviously going for clicks, but people can get clicks on either side of the aisle.

She still has NR types on all the time. Her idea of conservatism, apart from being based on transgenderism, is talking to Bari Weiss.
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She is a performer. I don't consider her a thought leader or someone to consider wise. She's like Tucker, but less of a personal agenda. She has axes to grind also, but they are more.personal, than policy....

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (f1fBt)

308 >> SCOTUS Allows

*eye twitch*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 05:24 PM (l3YAf)

309 Reports that Pakistan has attacked the India air force base in Srinagar (in Kashmir) with missiles.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
___________________

Are the call centers safe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

310

Sort of reminds me of Uller Uprising by H. Beam Piper.
Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (ctrM5)

The story I've read is that KSA supplied much of the funding because they wanted a guarantee that Pakistan would give KSA nukes to counteract Israels nukes. (unclear if KSA is in physical possession of any nukes or if it's just a handshake deal).

ISI was created by the CIA and works very closely with the CIA, and during the time all of this was going on, as you say, the ISI was creating the terrorist groups in Afghanistan with US and KSA money and weapons in order to fight a guerrilla war against the USSR, who was sending troops in response to a coup against the communist government that was likely spearheaded by the ISI / CIA / GIP to draw the USSR in to a war. Those terrorist groups, of course, mostly merged together in to Al Qaeda. The USSR of course left Afghanistan, it was a failed state, and eventually the Taliban came to power, etc. etc.

(takes deep breath)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 05:24 PM (uCjyK)

311 "no-no square" works for both sexes, and, as a bonus, is Finnish-approved.

Finland is Sweden-adjacent, so it's Greta-approved, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:24 PM (0sNs1)

312 She still has NR types on all the time. Her idea of conservatism, apart from being based on transgenderism, is talking to Bari Weiss.
Posted by: ace

I'm glad to see you're a little more cautious on her than I assumed. My gut feeling is you should use your platform to help up and comers more, and people like Kelly less, but she is a big name, so it's somewhat reasonable.

I've had a blast the last couple weeks watching some YouTuber named Nuxanor take hammer and tongs to Hassan Piker. It's been great.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (JCZqz)

313 >> SCOTUS Allows

*eye twitch*

Yeah, I get that but it's the best we can hope for since they'll never, ever, ever say "This is none of our business."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (/y8xj)

314 Welp, guess India launched missile strikes on Pakistan today.

Oh boy...
Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

__________

It was only a little nuclear warhead...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 05:23 PM (QnmlO)
_________________

... just the tip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

315 The long sleeved shirt with a t-shirt over it is surfer fashion. They always wore long underwear shirts with a t shirt over it, maybe an OP collared shirt over the underwear shirt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (mxvzO)

316 Right over her nyver. What a tribute.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

Trannies live in Never Nyver Land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (Homop)

317 wow letters to cleo sounds totally amateur in that Conan clip

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

318 >> I miss the salad days of Prince in assless pants.

All pants are assless.

I think you’re thinking of “assed chaps”, which have a full seat. Very inconvenient!

Posted by: David Hogg, twink extraordinaire at May 06, 2025 05:26 PM (l3YAf)

319 297 From Insty, OT but big:

BREAKING: SCOTUS Allows Trump to Enforce Ban on Transgenders in the Military.
Posted by: Oddbob

Troons with surgery or prepping for such are simply not deployable as no theater can guarantee medical treatment. So Trump as Commander in Chief and Hegseth as DoD Sec. can remove those from active service and refuse to recruit any simply because they CANNOT serve when needed.

If troons want to serve, they can always go to Euroland or Ukraine to let their freak flag fly but at least normally the US military was never intended to be a job for misfits, infirm, and nutjobs.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:26 PM (ctrM5)

320
Halle Berry has Alfred E. Neuman's face.

Well done, ma'am! Well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2025 05:26 PM (8NMm8)

321 233 171 And thus, the Great Band War of 2025 began....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 04:55 PM

Let's not Rush into this.

Are you going to call The Police to deal with this? Because U2 are to blame for The Clash here.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)

Do the police know they don't have The Cars for this?

Posted by: Ciampino - I can't even! at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM (sPQoU)

The office Doors are closed.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'll open up at May 06, 2025 05:26 PM (sPQoU)

322 Did you know that brown is really just dark orange?

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2025 05:26 PM (vFG9F)

323 Janet Weiss > Bari Weiss

Posted by: Brad Majors at May 06, 2025 05:27 PM (0sNs1)

324 The USSR of course left Afghanistan, it was a failed state, and eventually the Taliban came to power, etc. etc.

(takes deep breath)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Nice succinct summary.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:27 PM (ctrM5)

325 You know what I don't understand? How and why the MET Gala is anything, how it is a thing. I do not remember ever hearing about it like 5 years ago, then suddenly its a big event every year... for reasons. And its always a flock of Zoolander rejects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:27 PM (2VST1)

326 Are the call centers safe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

Do not redeem the fissile warhead, sir! DO NOT REDEEM!!

Posted by: Shiva Krishnaramagurupathy at May 06, 2025 05:28 PM (l3YAf)

327 >>so the 90s fashion for both sexes was "put something short over something long.

Some things never go out of fashion.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

328 Or as Liberace called it, "Tuesday"....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 06, 2025 05:28 PM (SRRAx)

329 244 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM

Is this current?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Sky News, May 6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:29 PM (qDF8i)

330 317 wow letters to cleo sounds totally amateur in that Conan clip
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

I dig it and the singer looks just like Drew Barrymore.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:29 PM (mxvzO)

331 So, I’m late to the thread: has anyone inquired as to whether the MET receives any Fed funding which could be cut?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 05:29 PM (ZVgZ4)

332 The long sleeved shirt with a t-shirt over it is surfer fashion. They always wore long underwear shirts with a t shirt over it, maybe an OP collared shirt over the underwear shirt.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2025 05:25 PM (mxvzO)

We always wore a white long john under our t-shirts.

Or, two t-shirts layered

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 05:29 PM (NtVYv)

333 Nice succinct summary.
Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:27 PM (ctrM5)

After I posted it, I realized I didn't even get to the point.

Which is our government probably tacitly approved Pakistan getting nukes to counteract India, but putting nukes in KSA was probably a bridge too far, so Pakistan and KSA cut a deal.

So the US was involved in all of this deal making behind the scenes, working with ISI and Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 05:30 PM (uCjyK)

334 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM

Is this current?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Sky News, May 6
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:29 PM

Thank you. I thought it might be stray voltage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:30 PM (0sNs1)

335 Trannies live in Never Nyver Land.
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Sleep with one eye open ....🎵

Posted by: David Justice yes I am still sore at May 06, 2025 05:30 PM (f1fBt)

336 The Met's building - not the exhibits, but the building - is owned by the City of New York. The City also gives it tens of millions of dollars year for operations. It's not a government institution, but it's government-adjacent to say the least.

And they do so very much political stuff, and most of it divisive. I wonder if Trump can find some spare time to demand that NYC divest itself of the Met and quit supporting it, lest they lose federal funding...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2025 05:30 PM (WkNQM)

337 "You can't see the highway but you can see the shoulders"

Disgusting, but redeemed by providing Ace with ammo for cruel clever commentary.

I would also note the cobs can't deliver Ace-quality cultural reportage.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell - turn it up at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM (cBeW+)

338 >> Troons with surgery or prepping for such are simply not deployable as no theater can guarantee medical treatment.

What if they’re uncut, though? Presumably hormone treatments would render you undeployable.

What about the trannies who are just about dressing up and talking in a high voice and going by xhe/xits?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM (l3YAf)

339 The oddest 90s fashion I remember was girls wearing a long sleeve crop top. So its all the way to the wrists, but shows off your belly button. It seemed so very random.

One fashion thing I loved was girls in the late 80s started wearing stockings. Not like pantyhose but actual colored and patterned stockings and they looked SO GOOD. Too good, in one instance, a super pretty redhead 5 years my junior wore a short skirt and pretty stockings... in the Sunday school class I was trying to teach and it was super distracting.

another thing I loved that only lasted like a year was girls wore a scarf in their hair for a while and I thought that was so pretty and feminine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

340 I would also note the cobs can't deliver Ace-quality cultural reportage.
Posted by: mindful webworker's cell - turn it up at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM

Nor shelving projects.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

341 While Pakistanis and Indians are killing each other in Britain the cops will be arresting people for memes and misgendering

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:32 PM (vmkyp)

342 I would also note the cobs can't deliver Ace-quality cultural reportage.

ACE has a gift, I wish he would try his hand at fiction. He would sell a zillion books just to morons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)

343 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.
Those Indians got some of that ohm stuff going.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:10 PM

Is this current?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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ISWYDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

344 >>>I've had a blast the last couple weeks watching some YouTuber named Nuxanor take hammer and tongs to Hassan Piker. It's been great.

I like him but I don't like his super-long videos. if he did 10-20 minute videos he'd be great. I always turn them off after ten minutes. It's too much riffing and too little content.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 05:33 PM (KRtlO)

345 341 While Pakistanis and Indians are killing each other in Britain the cops will be arresting people for memes and misgendering
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:32 PM (vmkyp)

Yeah, good point.

The meme's I've seen already are very clever, funny, but mean and crude.

I'm sure some will be shared on facebook by some white English pensioner, and she will need to be arrested for hate speech.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 05:33 PM (uCjyK)

346 While Pakistanis and Indians are killing each other in Britain the cops will be arresting people for memes and misgendering
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Wut's all this then!! Off you go, into the back of the van. We're not having you pray on street corners, even if you are a nun.

Posted by: London Bobbie at May 06, 2025 05:34 PM (f1fBt)

347 When will the Indians at the phone repair kiosk at the mall attack the Pakis at the jewellry kiosk?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at May 06, 2025 05:34 PM (5OXwU)

348 The decadence of our elites combined with their stunning lack of self-awareness is something to behold.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 06, 2025 05:35 PM (vsTPo)

349 By the way, ace, nice mystery click. Complete with topless. Which I didn't know was a thing in music videos.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 05:35 PM (tT6L1)

350 Which is our government probably tacitly approved Pakistan getting nukes to counteract India, but putting nukes in KSA was probably a bridge too far, so Pakistan and KSA cut a deal.

So the US was involved in all of this deal making behind the scenes, working with ISI and Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Likely because blowback from idiotic ops in Afghanistan can never happen.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:35 PM (ctrM5)

351 It's too much riffing and too little content.

Like Tim Pool's patented "give you the story in 5 minutes then repeat it for 25 more" approach

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:35 PM (2VST1)

352 Which one is the Oppressor and which one is the Oppressed? I need to make sure I have the right flag on my X profile.

Posted by: NPC 89843, waiting for firmware update at May 06, 2025 05:35 PM (PiwSw)

353 341 While Pakistanis and Indians are killing each other in Britain the cops will be arresting people for memes and misgendering
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The Pakis will still be unmolested by the police when they gang rape the young British girls though. That won't change.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 05:36 PM (Dv3i1)

354 Gay harder.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 06, 2025 05:36 PM (B/vkA)

355 ACE has a gift, I wish he would try his hand at fiction. He would sell a zillion books just to morons
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He could make.shelving and crocs exciting.

Posted by: Sign me up at May 06, 2025 05:36 PM (f1fBt)

356 I like him but I don't like his super-long videos. if he did 10-20 minute videos he'd be great. I always turn them off after ten minutes. It's too much riffing and too little content.
Posted by: ace

I usually listen while I'm doing yard work or similar, so it's fine for me. I'd like to listen to Actual Justice Warrior, as his topics are fresh and great, but he takes 20 minutes for 3 minutes of content. I can't stand it lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 06, 2025 05:36 PM (BJl3N)

357 It looks like Father Time and the plastic surgeon's knife have finally caught up to Halley Berry.

Posted by: Onthemark329 at May 06, 2025 05:37 PM (ALqxZ)

358 Chubby kid makes hockey crowd go wild for being a chubby kid

That was awesome!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2025 05:37 PM (mH6SG)

359 329 244 hmmm, Pakistan said three missiles were launched at nine sites.

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The math doesn't work.

Posted by: Ciampino - All your base are belong to us at May 06, 2025 05:37 PM (sPQoU)

360 The slaughter that Tamerlane a Muslim unleashed in India hasn't been forgotten. The Hindus and Sikhs have wanted payback for a long time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:38 PM (vmkyp)

361 It looks like Father Time and the plastic surgeon's knife have finally caught up to Halley Berry.

She lasted a long time, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:39 PM (2VST1)

362 > So the US was involved in all of this deal making behind the scenes, working with ISI and Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Like I said: bitchslap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:39 PM (W5ArC)

363 11 It's kind of a shame what's happened to Halle Berry. She used to be classier than most of HWood, or at least that was my impression.

Addiction to attention seems to be more powerful than heroin.

i've had a crush on Halle since 1993 or so when I first saw her brief role in 'The Last Boy Scout' with what my wife calls her 2nd nose.
I'm all about scoping women dressing trashy but I honestly expected better from her. Never meet your heroes you want to b*ng, I guess.

Posted by: Nelly at May 06, 2025 05:39 PM (pSknm)

364 > The math doesn't work.
Posted by: Ciampino - All your base are belong to us at May 06, 2025 05:37 PM (sPQoU)

Well, that depends.

Posted by: MIRV Griffin at May 06, 2025 05:40 PM (W5ArC)

365 I read somewhere that Pakistan has never tested a nuke.

Posted by: Ciampino - All your base are belong to us phewt at May 06, 2025 05:40 PM (sPQoU)

366 Ah! Doing my own quick search via Yandex, I see that Trump’s general freeze on Federal funding has hit NYC, with the NYC comptroller squealing like Ned Beatty in “Deliverance”. Good! So whatever Fed funding the Met was receiving, however indirectly, has been shut off, at least for now. Let’s see about making the cutoff permanent!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 05:41 PM (ZVgZ4)

367 So.... Black culture + black style = barely dressed in ugly rags

Have I got that right? Because I thought black people fought like hell to get out of that situation.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 06, 2025 05:41 PM (2J/Lj)

368 NOOD India/Pakistan

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2025 05:42 PM (VNX3d)

369 What if they’re uncut, though? Presumably hormone treatments would render you undeployable.

What about the trannies who are just about dressing up and talking in a high voice and going by xhe/xits?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Dunno how broad the ban is. Not having facilities for troons entering female spaces (less so vice versa) might be at play there. Good order and conduct which used to be a thing at Scotus along with the Commander in Chief role.

The reason hormone takers or surgical types can be definitely separated from service and not recruited in the first place is the neutral reason that they are not deployable along with those with transplants, those with extremely bad eyesight, etc.

That removes considering possible animus from Scotus calculations.

Our judicial system has not had common sense for a very long time since the footnote 4 in US v. Carolene Products in 1938.

The whole discrete and insular minorities reasoning by Stone in that footnote needs to be junked in full and economic rights be restored to equality with other ones.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:42 PM (ctrM5)

370 Since the late 18th century, the word dandy has been rumored to be an abbreviated usage of the 17th-century British jack-a-dandy used to described a conceited man.
_____________________________

Perhaps they should have done a little research before settling on "Black Dandy"....which comes from those colonialists and means conceited man.

The left does prefer their blacks to be gay, don't they.

Wizard of Oz (1939) The Cowardly Lion: "I'm afraid there's no denyin', I'm just a dandelion. A fate I don't deserve. "

Posted by: Chuck C at May 06, 2025 05:43 PM (D0HYP)

371 Like I said: bitchslap.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 05:39 PM (W5ArC)

Yeah, our government has been involved in some unsavory things. May have made sense at the time (sort of), but not the greatest move in retrospect.

We'll see how this plays out in India v. Pakistan.

Will we side with the caste-obsessed Hindus who had deep Soviet ties, and believe that they're going to take over the world in this century? Will we side with the often-times untrustworthy Muslim Pakistanis, whose intelligence service has long been a frenemy of the CIA?

We'll see!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 05:43 PM (uCjyK)

372 Sort of reminds me of Uller Uprising by H. Beam Piper.
Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:14 PM (ctrM5)

Uller Uprising was based loosely on the Indian Mutiny and the Northwest territory wars, so probably so.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 05:43 PM (D7oie)

373 How is Halle Berry walking around dressed like that any different from what I saw in Nat Geo as a kid?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:44 PM (vmkyp)

374

We need to care about the blacks to make OURSELFS feel better.

Michelle Obama has been basically a slave for how many years now?

Too many.

Posted by: E Buzz at May 06, 2025 05:44 PM (QYkGV)

375 348 The decadence of our elites combined with their stunning lack of self-awareness is something to behold.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Last time this happened, we got World War I with a bonus World War thrown in later because they botched the first one.

Churchill once suggested that WWII be named the Unnecessary War.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

376 Hit the wrong button and wiped out the tab. Bam!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:45 PM (qDF8i)

377 'dress enslaved people in fine clothing'

ALL house servants of any origin were dressed in fine clothes, nothing to do with 'enslaved'.

Another lying narrative launched into the ether.

Posted by: pakisa at May 06, 2025 05:46 PM (ItuOv)

378 Will we side with the caste-obsessed Hindus who had deep Soviet ties, and believe that they're going to take over the world in this century? Will we side with the often-times untrustworthy Muslim Pakistanis, whose intelligence service has long been a frenemy of the CIA?

We'll see!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Back in the 90's when they had their last near widespread war, there were serious concerns in the Clinton Admin that either one or the other might start lobbing nukes. Both countries are kind of like Chinese where they consider a minor reduction in their own populations might warrant taking out their opponents.

Posted by: whig at May 06, 2025 05:47 PM (ctrM5)

379 Shelby Ivey Christie
@bronze_bombSHEL
VP in custom Off-White look! As I’ve said before about VP’s style choices: She shows up as her best self w/o the need to be flashy or over-worked

Love the attn to detail w/ the mix of heavy cady silks to give it a luxurious texture rather than the usual satins which would be too much of a shine (symbolism there!) #MetGala2025

(Skipped posting the picture but...)

Kamala Harris - "Embrace the cookie" (Seinfeld) is a local reference to her Met gown.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2025 05:47 PM (NFX2v)

380 Is this current?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------

That question shocked me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:48 PM (qDF8i)

381 Will we side with the caste-obsessed Hindus who had deep Soviet ties, and believe that they're going to take over the world in this century? Will we side with the often-times untrustworthy Muslim Pakistanis, whose intelligence service has long been a frenemy of the CIA?

We'll see!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2025 05:43 PM (uCjyK)

Or will we stay out of it and let the cannibals and demon-worshipping savages kill one another? Maybe take care of our own people for the first time since 1949?

Maybe rebuild some of shattered infrastructure? Give taxpayers a break? Slow the rate of growth of the national debt by a tenth of a percent?


Ha, just kidding!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 05:48 PM (l3YAf)

382 339 The oddest 90s fashion I remember was girls wearing a long sleeve crop top. So its all the way to the wrists, but shows off your belly button. It seemed so very random.

One fashion thing I loved was girls in the late 80s started wearing stockings. Not like pantyhose but actual colored and patterned stockings and they looked SO GOOD. Too good, in one instance, a super pretty redhead 5 years my junior wore a short skirt and pretty stockings... in the Sunday school class I was trying to teach and it was super distracting.

another thing I loved that only lasted like a year was girls wore a scarf in their hair for a while and I thought that was so pretty and feminine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)
They still wear that shirt but they go small and can't cover the 'territory', and navel looks like a 7/8" hole drilled 3 or 4 inches deep.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2025 05:48 PM (LHPAg)

383 I honestly think Sweeney and Berry make up for the rest of it.

Posted by: Pooklord at May 06, 2025 05:50 PM (asU3w)

384 Put those big navels to good purpose.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:50 PM (qDF8i)

385
Welp, I go0t here too late, but-

They in the photo above labeled "Dandy or Daddy" in the big coat looks exactly like the human mimicking bug in the monster movie, "Mimic'.

Like so:

https://mutantreviewersmovies.com/wp-

content/uploads/2021/04/mimic.jpg


Hilarious!

Great job, fashiontards!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2025 05:52 PM (iJfKG)

386 381 Will we side with the caste-obsessed Hindus who had deep Soviet ties,
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Those not so deep ties exist at the fault of U.S. leadership.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 05:52 PM (qDF8i)

387 373 How is Halle Berry walking around dressed like that any different from what I saw in Nat Geo as a kid?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 05:44 PM (vmkyp)
More makeup.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2025 05:54 PM (LHPAg)

388 Should the US side with Pakistan? Pakistan was the middle-man enabling Nixon's meeting with Mao, the back door into the PRC. One of the US's clever maneuvers to outflank and undermine Soviet influence. Which gave us the neo-cons.

How'd that work out?

Posted by: pakisa at May 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ItuOv)

389 Nice race trap - White participants are appropriating. Stay home, and they're racist.

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at May 06, 2025 06:13 PM (U7ln1)

390 Halle Berry used to be gorgeous, but she’s past her ‘best by’ date. Playing on sexuality at her age is a little sad.

Sidney is just vapid, to me. She’s both pretty and uninteresting at the same time. At my age, just boobs aren’t enough, and she has little else.

Posted by: Advo at May 06, 2025 07:00 PM (jO4mz)

391 Did you know that the eskimo has 318 words for pussy.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (jIreZ)

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