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Friedrich Merz conned his way into an election "win" by telling the German voters that he was breaking with his mentor Angela Merkel and would start deporting illegal aliens. Then, having won a plurality of seats, he repudiated those promises, formed a government with the left, and announced there would be no changes to German immigration policy at all.

He's now facing embarrassment and setback as he fails to secure a majority of parliamentary votes actually become chancellor.

Holger Zschaepitz
@Schuldensuehner

Good Morning from Germany, where Friedrich Merz has fallen short of a majority in the first round of the chancellor vote--something that has never happened before in German history. He received 310 votes, 6 short of the 316 needed for a majority in parliament.

AfD leader Alice Wiedel was pleased:

Naomi Seibt
@SeibtNaomi

BREAKING: FRIEDRICH MERZ LOSES CHANCELLOR ELECTION

For the first time in history, the designated chancellor loses the parliamentary election.

This is the consequence of his unprecedented voter BETRAYAL.

@Alice_Weidel: "Today we saw that liars won't get far."

I'm sure he'll wind up "winning" -- German democracy is dead and "managed" by the the Nazi successor regime -- but it's nice to see him at least embarrassed.

Yesterday I mentioned the UK council elections over the past weekend, but I failed to provide numbers showing just what an absolute catastrophe this was for Labour, and even more so for the "Conservatives."

Both parties lost two thirds of their council representatives, mostly to Reform.

The first line shows the new number of council members, the second line shows the change, up or down, from the last election. The "Conservatives" lost 665 seats, falling from 966 to 311.

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I don't know how many times I have to tell you Bigots that there is no election fraud in America.

Former Colorado postal employee admits to stealing ballots ahead of 2024 election

Not just stealing them -- voting them.

One of the women accused of stealing and fraudulently casting more than a dozen ballots ahead of last November's election pleaded guilty Monday.

Vicki Stuart, 64, was charged with 34 counts related to the ballot theft scheme, which occurred in the lead-up to last year's presidential election. She pleaded guilty to one count of identity theft and one count of forgery in the 21st Judicial District Court.

For much of the hearing, she answered Judge Brian Flynn's questions with a simple "yes," but when asked why she was willing to accept the plea agreement, she responded because "I feel like I am guilty for the part that I played in it."

Stuart was charged in November with counts that included forgery, identity theft and attempts to influence a public servant. According to the arrest affidavit, Stuart and another woman stole more than a dozen ballots from Mesa County residents before they could be delivered to the intended voters. The goal, prosecutors said, was to test the state's voting safeguards.

The scheme was uncovered when some voters alerted authorities after the Colorado Ballot tracking system informed them their ballots were being processed, even though they hadn't received their ballots yet. State officials said three of the stolen ballots that were cast fraudulently did make it through the signature verification process and were counted as legitimate votes.

This article completely fails to mention which party they were associated with and for which party they cast the fraudulent ballots. They're women working for the government so I'll just assume they could be from any party.

postofficeelectionfraudsters.jpg

No idea who these Crusty Karens cast fraudulent ballots for, none at all.

Wow this is sure nice: The Supreme Court realized that the Command in Chief of the United States, rather than lowly district court judges, has plenary power over the military's health and readiness standards.

What a nice thing to discover. Who knew that the Command-in-Chief, as designated in the Constitution, had some kind of power over military readiness?

ABC "News:"

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that the Trump administration can move forward with a ban on transgender military service members for now, lifting a lower court injunction against the policy after a judge ruled it was an "unsupported, dramatic and facially unfair exclusionary policy."

The court did not explain its decision other than to say the order would expire if the justices ultimately take up the case on the merits and issue a ruling striking it down.

Ed Morrissey comments:

The order itself is interesting, in that it pre-empts any action the Ninth Circuit might take against this policy. The text states that the injunction will remain in place as it proceeds to the Supreme Court, as long as a writ of certiorari "is timely sought." Three justices indicated that they would not have enjoined the district court ruling -- you can guess which three, and probably why, although it may be just that they object to an intervention at this stage.

It seems pretty clear, though, that six justices think that the ruling will not survive scrutiny and that the authority to make these decisions fall within executive authority when Congress has not acted in one way or the other. It is yet another incremental indicator that the Supreme Court has begun to draw some constitutional lines, and may be ready to draw jurisdictional lines in its own branch.

oh no you guys

'Non-Binary Femme' Singer Robert Adam Refuses to Perform His Queer Country Music in U.S. over Trump

This is a real blow you guys.


Self-described "non-binary femme" Canadian country singer Robert Adam went to Nashville, Tennessee, to record his latest album but cites the triumphant return of President Donald Trump to the White House as the reason he won't be heading back across the border anytime soon.

The Calgary-based performer says he contemplated the decision not to go back for several months, claiming past negative experiences as a "queer person" visiting the United States were weighed against the importance of that market for emerging musicians.

Don't sweat it, the US isn't a big market for country music anyway.

Adam told the Canadian Press in a phone interview he made the right decision not to go stateside because it would be just too stressful.


(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out.

I don't want to spend my life stressed out over whether I feel like I have to ... tone down my image, or what I have to say, just to exist and play a show.

"Just to exist." They all say exactly the same things using exactly the same cultic code words.

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Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Boom!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2025 06:41 PM (b294k)

2 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2025 06:42 PM (cYBz/)

3 I'm coming OUT!
I'm a serial killer
and I'm all out of cereal!
-Al Catraz

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 06:43 PM (ey6uh)

4 >>>'Non-Binary Femme' Singer Robert Adam Refuses to Perform His Queer Country Music in U.S. over Trump


Dear Media,

Not a thing.

Sincerely,

Everyone

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 06:45 PM (lHPJf)

5 (I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ...

Hate to break it to you, Robert, but no, you're not pretty... at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 06:46 PM (6ydKt)

6 Trump announces he will stop ordering bombing the Houthis.
A steady hand on the wheel to guide our Ship of State

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 06, 2025 06:46 PM (L30z5)

7 No idea who these Crusty Karens cast fraudulent ballots for, none at all.
_________

I know the one on the right looks like a muppet. Just can't figure out which one.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 06, 2025 06:48 PM (UBKzV)

8 Kiddy porn dude looks Vulcan.

The Pon Farr must have caught up with him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 06, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

9 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2025 06:49 PM (/Ghsb)

10 I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of....Oh, no, here it is! Oh, heck I've got lots of bubble gum.

Posted by: GOPe at May 06, 2025 06:49 PM (b294k)

11 Drunk pron dude shouda went with the Costanza defense

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 06:50 PM (ey6uh)

12 The non binary femme singer is going to tour England and Japan instead of the US. Let's see how he does in the Muslim nation of England

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 06:50 PM (vmkyp)

13 >>Hate to break it to you, Robert, but no, you're not pretty... at all.

He looks like Tranny Mike Cernovich

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2025 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

14 I like how another judge has decreed he can interpret a statute, the Alien Enemies Act, even though 1) the statute says courts cannot and 2) Supreme Court caselaw says they cannot.

They're upholding the rule of law by ignoring the law.

You wouldn't understand how that works since you didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2025 06:50 PM (T/tp/)

15 >>>Good Morning from Germany, where Friedrich Merz has fallen short of a majority in the first round of the chancellor vote--something that has never happened before in German history. He received 310 votes, 6 short of the 316 needed for a majority in parliament.


Unfortunately--and contra what I posted this morning--this will not result in new elections and an AfD victory, unless something really screwy happens. The German constitution does allow the formation of a minority government (a coalition with less than half the Bundestag seats, cribbing votes from others on an ad hoc basis) under certain conditions. One of those is the consent of the President, who is himself an SPD guy and can be counted on to keep the AfD out of power as long as possible.

Again, we have to burn down the democracy to save it.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 06:50 PM (lHPJf)

16 BREAKING: FRIEDRICH MERZ LOSES CHANCELLOR ELECTION

Ethel will start drinking again.

Posted by: Anjali Chanda at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (/U5Yz)

17 Any response from the Pakis? They have a much smaller military, so nukes is all they have as equalizers. And no missile defense in India.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

18 Moe and Joe: Where's the Dress?

https://tinyurl.com/p8en23tv

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (W5ArC)

19 So a lying liar from liarsville germany went back on his campaign promise. I am shocked!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (e5NfL)

20 England is balanced on a knife's edge. They're almost gone, they only have one chance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)

21 Robert Adam… What. A. Dumbass.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

22 Friedrich Merz conned his way into an election "win" by telling the German voters that he was breaking with his mentor Angela Merkel and would start deporting illegal aliens. Then, having won a plurality of seats, he repudiated those promises, formed a government with the left, and announced there would be no changes to German immigration policy at all.

https://youtu.be/MYQCb3qrBpo

Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us!

Posted by: Otter at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (D0HYP)

23 Might I suggest a delightful curry this evening? Perhaps accompanied by a vintage Singh beer?

Posted by: Kumar Kumar Kumar at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (TTO0Z)

24 Every single person in Jasmine Crockett's district should be named, and shamed publicly for foisting that piece of shit on us.

Every. Single. One.

Daily.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Fred Mertz loses…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

26 Pakistan is saying they shot down 2 India jets

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (FCrpy)

27 Dr. T

The current leaders of Germany are the ones scuppering their own country.

At some point, Islam takes over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

28 Every single person in Jasmine Crockett's district should be named, and shamed publicly for foisting that piece of shit on us.

Every. Single. One.

Daily.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2025 06:52 PM (Q4IgG)


That isn't going to work, as the sort of people who would vote for Crockett lack a sense of shame to begin with.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 06:53 PM (lHPJf)

29 >
Ethel will start drinking again.
Posted by: Anjali Chanda at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (/U5Yz)



She'll have to make do with unleaded nowadays, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 06:54 PM (W5ArC)

30 Where is that douche singer going to go when Alberta says FO to Canada and associates with the United States?

Posted by: Beartooth at May 06, 2025 06:54 PM (dJimA)

31 27, as intended.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2025 06:54 PM (/Ghsb)

32 >>>What a nice thing to discover. Who knew that the Command-in-Chief, as designated in the Constitution, had some kind of power over military readiness?

ABC "News:"

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that the Trump administration can move forward with a ban on transgender military service members for now, lifting a lower court injunction against the policy after a judge ruled it was an "unsupported, dramatic and facially unfair exclusionary policy."


Next up - a new suit to overrule the Hegseth tranny ban policy will be filed and Judge-POTUS Boasberg will be 'randomly' assigned the case. He'll order the US military must accept transgenders, traitors, jihadis, South and Central American gang members, drug cartel members, and Chinese PLA Special Forces troops. Because not accepting them into all services and all units, including combat forces, would be an "unsupported, dramatic and facially unfair exclusionary policy."

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (aBgBM)

33 Patrick from Ohio

So one drone is now two fighter jets? LOL, Pakistan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

34 William Frawley was said to be a nightmare to work with. A worse drunk than Robert Shaw.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (UBKzV)

35 A performer who is afraid to perform. Interesting.

Because, guy, all you are is someone putting on a show, gender stupidity aside.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

36 >>The Calgary-based performer says he contemplated the decision not to go back for several months, claiming past negative experiences as a "queer person" visiting the United States were weighed against the importance of that market for emerging musicians.


It's OK, lil' buddy, there are no college towns in the US.
Puppet Show and Robert Adams tonight!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (ke82b)

37 I suspect every western country has Leftists pulling vote fraud. Not sure how but they must be.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (ypFCm)

38 Rumors are that Scott Jennings is gonna run for KY senate seat to replace McConnell

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (FCrpy)

39 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)


Hey Salty! Long time no see!

And yes, though it's currently a race to see whether they beat the Swedes and the Brits to the punch on that.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (lHPJf)

40 No idea who these Crusty Karens cast fraudulent ballots for, none at all.

Those mug shots tell us all we need to know.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (mH6SG)

41 where Friedrich Merz has fallen short of a majority

Fred and Ethel are very disappointed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (xTIDn)

42 I don't want to spend my life stressed out over whether I feel like I have to ... tone down my image, or what I have to say, just to exist and play a show.

You forgot about murdering elementary school children, who apparently have no right to exist.

Posted by: Trans R Us at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (D0HYP)

43 India vs. Pakistan is always a dicey situation. This is a bit unsettling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (BI5O2)

44 Robert Adam should tour with the Dixie Chicks. Guaranteed sell-out shows.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

45 6 Trump announces he will stop ordering bombing the Houthis.
A steady hand on the wheel to guide our Ship of State
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 06, 2025 06:46 PM (L30z5)

When the fight with the Houthi started, everyone in our government said openly that it was to keep the sea routes clear, and to stop the Houthi from shooting missiles at passing ships, or from extorting money to allow them to pass. We always have stated that if the Houthi's would leave shipping alone, then our interest in them would be done. We were *not* fighting them to get them to stop taking potshots at Isreal; the Israeli's can handle that part of it themselves, as they just showed yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK8)

46 I expect KY will break hard Democrat if the Republican candidate isn't as liberal as McConnell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (BI5O2)

47 I am really sick of the left and the GOPe trying to equivocate away the fact millions of illegals have circumvented the clearly defined rules of immigration.

From here on out, anyone who tries to sob about illegals I'm going to hit them with a version of, "Thanks for letting me know you're okay with child trafficking and also didn't mind the fact thousands of women were raped as they tried to illegally cross the border."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

48 Those UK election results are mind-boggling.

The "Conservatives"and "Labor" have been the two main parties for centuries.

Then, overnight, they became irrelevant joke fringe parties.

Mind-boggling.

One might propose that Trump's "Republican" Party is not the same thing as the old elitist GOPe, and you'd be right. But in our case we at least keep the old name. In England, they just flushed the old parties right down the crapper.

In a sense, it's an actual revolution.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

49 England is balanced on a knife's edge. They're almost gone, they only have one chance.

They're gone. When they voted to leave the EU - and didn't leave - that was the end of it. They're not voting their way out of shit.

And I don't care. I've met enough Brits.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (MEYgk)

50 37 I suspect every western country has Leftists pulling vote fraud. Not sure how but they must be.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (ypFCm)


Long March Through the Institutions, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2025 06:58 PM (/Ghsb)

51 >>The scheme was uncovered when some voters alerted authorities after the Colorado Ballot tracking system informed them their ballots were being processed, even though they hadn't received their ballots yet.


You f$cked up - you swiped ballots that were addressed correctly.

Given how often people move in CO, about 20% of the ballots end up going to the outdated address. On second thought -- she probably stole undeliverable ballots, too, and made the plea deal before they investigated further. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (ke82b)

52 Ethel will start drinking again.

You mean drinking ethyl alcohol?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (YItOJ)

53
According to the arrest affidavit, Stuart and another woman stole more than a dozen ballots from Mesa County residents before they could be delivered to the intended voters. The goal, prosecutors said, was to test the state's voting safeguards.

-----

Test? Like a bank robber testing security at a bank?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (7xqnr)

54 Wannabe Shania looks like Martin Mull in a dress.

Posted by: huerfano at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (n2swS)

55 Dr. T

Still have my email address?

Because I have only 3 weeks of school left. If you road trip out here, we can go to Abilene, if desired.

In addition, I plan to go to Jewells45's Celebration of Life May 31st.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

56 So Nashville will not be enjoying the honor of non-bi-femme weirdo any longer. Got it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

57 How serious will the water shortage in Pakistan be?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (VWf79)

58 Nertz to Merz!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2025 07:00 PM (Aqu9a)

59 That isn't going to work, as the sort of people who would vote for Crockett lack a sense of shame to begin with.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 06:53 PM (lHPJf)

Her district is pure ghetto. They wanted one of their own to represent them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2025 07:00 PM (uWKK8)

60 57 How serious will the water shortage in Pakistan be?
Posted by: Boss Moss
---------

Let's blow up their dams and cut their water off from India and find out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (qDF8i)

61 The only due process illegals are entitle to is this, 2 questions:
1) Are you a citizen of the United States?
2) Are you here legally?

It takes 2 "no's" to get a free ride home.

But I guess this is Jim Crow all over again to dare ask them to have proof that they are here legally.
The racist myth is growing: Not only are blacks too stoopid to get an ID, so now are Hispanics.

That Midnight Mistake by the piss-yellow Coward John Roberts--by not specifically limiting the phrase "minimal due process" to the relevant statute--has allowed the left to lie, as they always do, and claim illegals are entitled to the full suite of due process rights as if they were full, legal citizens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (T/tp/)

62
Non-Binary Femme' Singer Robert Adam Refuses to Perform His Queer Country Music in U.S. over Trump

This is a real blow you guys.

--------

Yeah, it really sucks. Buggers simple human decency.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (7xqnr)

63 33 Patrick from Ohio

So one drone is now two fighter jets? LOL, Pakistan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

Watching India TV, ATTACK ON PAK and the former Air force officer looks like he stepped out of a 1800’s with his mustache and English accent

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (FCrpy)

64 I wonder if "A Boy Named Sue" is on Robert Adam's setlist?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2025 07:01 PM (PiwSw)

65 I don't want to spend my life stressed out over whether I feel like I have to ... tone down my image, or what I have to say, just to exist and play a show.

Uh I can help you shorten that 'lifetime of stress' if you want Dear'
-Okie from Muskogee

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 07:02 PM (ey6uh)

66 43 India vs. Pakistan is always a dicey situation. This is a bit unsettling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2025 06:56 PM (BI5O2)


Not unsettling to us! Damned Trump is ramping down military hardware, ammunition, missile and rocket, and MRE shipments to Ukraine!

Posted by: The Military-Industrial Complex at May 06, 2025 07:02 PM (aBgBM)

67 The woman in the left looks like your average leftist. The woman on the right looks like she'd eat her children

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2025 07:02 PM (vmkyp)

68
Her district is pure ghetto. They wanted one of their own to represent them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---------

I heard that her predecessor was a whack-a-doodle communist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:02 PM (qDF8i)

69 Kind of a tangential comment on the UK: I think one short-term effect may be a temporary breakdown of the two-party system the Brits have had up to now. Apart from Reform, the Lib Dems had a pretty good result as well, coming at the expense of both the Tories and Labour.

Putting it on the map, there might be a brief regionalization of British politics; Reform will be strong in the somewhat impoverished regions of North and East England, Lib Dems in the Southwest, what's left of the Conservatives holding on to some of their old heartlands in the wealthier southern counties, and Labour relying on Londonistan and other culturally-enriched urban areas.

Though I suspect this is only a prelude to two strong parties again emerging in the future, whoever those might be.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:02 PM (lHPJf)

70 Good evening folks!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (2J/Lj)

71 7 I know the one on the right looks like a muppet. Just can't figure out which one.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 06, 2025 06:48 PM (UBKzV)

She looks like Radar O'Reilly's maiden aunt.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (FVLcK)

72 Those two formal postal hags used to work in the county where I live. Of course Colorado's Secretary of State, Jenna Griswald, Democrat, is as dirty as they come, and leaked voter system passwords "accidently" on website.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (oiNtH)

73 46 I expect KY will break hard Democrat if the Republican candidate isn't as liberal as McConnell.

I have no read on the Kentucky voters, but given McConnell’s long vise-like grip on the elections in the state, I don’t think what the voters really want matters.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (YItOJ)

74 >>Jasmine Crockett caught cutting in front of disabled people at the airport to get on a plane.

The low-class representative from Texas even used a taxpayer-funded police escort to fly on a taxpayer-funded flight to then arrive and drive in her taxpayer-funded luxury car.



YOU GO GIRL - I AM A QUEEN AND I WILL BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN!!

Posted by: Ghost of Sheila Jackson-Lee, first class airline PITA at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (ke82b)

75 Marlon Jefferson Fajardo Paiz, 32, allegedly claimed he enjoyed the content when he was intoxicated.

And who among the Horde hasn't said the same thing when asked why they read Ace?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

76 Non-Binary Femme' Singer Robert Adam Refuses to Perform His Queer Country Music in U.S. over Trump

This is a principled stance I could stand behind.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (TTO0Z)

77 I would like to publicly apologize, on the behalf of all North Carolina, for the existence of a Senator "Slenderman" Thom Tillis. To be fair, he was the least putrid of a slate of putrid characters, but still.

Election time is coming. We promise to do better.

Or worse.

After all, it could be Senator "My Good Friend Ray" Roy Cooper.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (6NgT4)

78 From various sources I have heard that Merz won on the second ballot. Also that German government bond sales went poorly, not selling the entire auction.

Further, in the face of the promise to up the German debt limit, the EU is now stating that the proposed issuance of debt is beyond what is allowed under EU rules.

So, apparently Merz one, has promised to up the German deficit, found that he is forbidden to do so by Brussels, and that he was unable to sell enough bonds to cover current projections.

it must suck to be Merz right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (D7oie)

79 OK, LISTEN UP....this is the last time I'm going to do this.

IF you claim to be non-binary, THEN you are not entitled to use singular pronouns which implY that you are one or the other (that being male or female). So, when you say something like THIS:

"(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out."

THEN, it proves you are an attention seeking poser AND a lousy English student.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (dIske)

80 >>>Watching India TV, ATTACK ON PAK and the former Air force officer looks like he stepped out of a 1800’s with his mustache and English accent
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
------------

That's where the Indians have it up on the rest. They were trained by the British Empire and have not forgotten the lessons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (qDF8i)

81 57 How serious will the water shortage in Pakistan be?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (VWf79)

80% of Pakistan’s agricultural water is from India so yeah it would be an act of war

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (FCrpy)

82 Maybe Robert can get a gig in a nice cowboy bar in Wyoming.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (NVNRw)

83 Still have my email address?

Because I have only 3 weeks of school left. If you road trip out here, we can go to Abilene, if desired.

In addition, I plan to go to Jewells45's Celebration of Life May 31st.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (u82oZ)


That would be nice. I will have to take care of my mother later this month, as she'll be having eye surgery and I'm the only kid available to help out. But I do still hope to get out to Kansas this summer.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (lHPJf)

84 The UK was not afraid to say that a woman is "someone born biologically female and that transgender women are excluded from that legal definition." So they got that going them.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (g47mK)

85 Our time will come.

Posted by: K. C. Male-attracted persons at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (TTO0Z)

86 20 England is balanced on a knife's edge. They're almost gone, they only have one chance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)

Knife's edge? Isn't it illegal to carry a knife in England?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (FVLcK)

87 Maybe Robert can get a gig in a nice cowboy bar in Wyoming.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (NVNRw)
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You just want to see if he passes out trying to sing above 7,000 feet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

88 34 William Frawley was said to be a nightmare to work with. A worse drunk than Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Frawley behaved himself at work for the entire I Love Lucy time period, as well as his stint on My Three Sons (1960-65). He only quit because his heart was giving out. The "Douglas Boys" all liked working with him and said his successor William Demarest was more more cantankerous and crabby.

Posted by: Fred Fan at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (G5+As)

89 Pakistan will be dieting soon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (VWf79)

90 34 William Frawley was said to be a nightmare to work with. A worse drunk than Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 06, 2025 06:55 PM (UBKzV)

Well yeah but he cooked a mean pot roast.
-Fred MacMurray

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (ey6uh)

91 Ah screw it… I’m favoring India… cannot stomach Islam…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

92 India vs. Pakistan is always a dicey situation. This is a bit unsettling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

No, it's not. The entire concept of the "nuclear winter" that we were sold for years (cold war era) was radically overblown, and its effects exaggerated.
Let's let those shitstain countries throw a few kilo-tons around, and actually observe the effects.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

93
(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out. - Robert Adam

Oh yeah, you blend.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (Aqu9a)

94 "This article completely fails to mention which party they were associated with and for which party they cast the fraudulent ballots. They're women working for the government so I'll just assume they could be from any party."

---

I don't know about these two, but Tina Peters, who is currently serving time, as she was in charge of elections in Mesa County, and she was up to shenanigans that got her in hot water with Denver.

Peters is a Republican. Most of Mesa County's elected officials are Republicans.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (dGCAG)

95 Maybe Robert can get a gig in a nice cowboy bar in Wyoming.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:05 PM (NVNRw)
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You just want to see if he passes out trying to sing above 7,000 feet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

He should try out for a pub in London. I'm sure their Muslim customers would *love* him.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

96 I think the German parliament held an emergency session, threatened some members, and Merz got just enough votes in a second round.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (lTGtQ)

97 >>>forbidden to do so by Brussels, and that he was unable to sell enough bonds to cover current projections.

it must suck to be Merz right now.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Time for the people to reach down into the bowels of their Teutonic heritage, gird their loins and restore order to the nation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (qDF8i)

98 How serious will the water shortage in Pakistan be?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 06:59 PM (VWf79)

They better Sikh out a solution

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (NtVYv)

99 Trump seems to be gaining popularity, so maybe fence sitters see the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (ypFCm)

100 But Mommy, I was told my Barbie would glow in the dark!

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (cPGH3)

101 Jasmine Crockett caught cutting in front of disabled people at the airport to get on a plane.

Back in the day, Eastern Airlines ran a shuttle from Boston to Washington. No reservations, first come, first serve. The deal was that if the first plane filled up, the other passengers have to wait a few minutes for Eastern to bring up a second plane.

Monday mornings were busy, and they would frequently have to use a second plane.

Prominent Massachusetts politicos were usually flying to DC on Monday morning, and politicians like Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, and others had the sense to wait in line along with everyone else if they needed a second plane.

Except for John F'ing Kerry, who would invariably pull the "Do You Know Who I Am" schtick to try to get on the first plane no matter what.

Congratulations, Jasmine. You've lowered yourself to the level of John Kerry.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (xTIDn)

102 Marlon Jefferson Fajardo Paiz, 32, allegedly claimed he enjoyed the content when he was intoxicated.

And who among the Horde hasn't said the same thing when asked why they read Ace?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (6ydKt)


Listen. I've been hammered; I've been around family and friends when they're hammered. We do crazy stuff sometimes.

None of us has ever said, "Now that I'm liquored up, I think I'll watch me some child pron!"

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (lHPJf)

103 That Met Gala thing.... Wow.

They seem to be saying that black culture + black style = wearing ugly rags.

Didn't blacks fight like hell to get out of that situation?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (2J/Lj)

104 We’ve gotten out like a 1000

39,000,000 million to go

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (nGraA)

105 You know who else was elected Chancellor of Germany?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (VWf79)

106 Pakistan will be dieting soon.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (VWf79)

Tikka TikkaTok

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (NtVYv)

107 She looks like Radar O'Reilly's maiden aunt.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 06, 2025 07:03 PM (FVLcK)

The O'Reilly's were fine upstanding Iowans. From Ottumwa.

I think they have a chain of auto parts stores now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Formerly of the Iowa Chapter at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (6NgT4)

108 I like how the ruling of the judges on the tranny ban all came down to, "we don't like the President's experts and will only rely upon the plaintiff's experts."

But, that's not sufficient for a TRO--like to succeed on the merits--a disagreement of experts is clearly outside of "likely."

But of course, that's after they hand-waved past the separation of powers doctrine--"we're not violating the Constitution by impeding on the power of the Executive because we can stop the President if we believe he has BadThink."
Which they admitted with all the florid language, "dripping with malice" etc. that has no place in a sober legal opinion but fits right in the the current New York Time Editorial Page Judiciary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (T/tp/)

109 Peters is a Republican. Most of Mesa County's elected officials are Republicans.
Posted by: BurtTC

Whoa. Look what she was charged with. Preserving documents, as per the law.
She went to jail for that.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (cPGH3)

110 blake, I'd just be curious to see how his octave range changes after having his balls banded.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (NVNRw)

111 >>(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out.
I don't want to spend my life stressed out over whether I feel like I have to ... tone down my image, or what I have to say, just to exist and play a show.

Uh, dude, you kept your 'stache and beard while identifying as "femme" - you chose to stick out as a jarring gender goblin. Spare us the butthurt about not fitting in. No one asked you to be a clown, you did this to yourself.

[insert Far Side cartoon about various animals in nature telling you to stay away]

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (ke82b)

112 Braenyard

Pakistan was trained under the British Empire as well. The Army of India Staff College was in Quetta, and in partition they got a number of good regiments, including Gurkha Rifle Regiments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

113 He received 310 votes, 6 short of the 316 needed for a majority in parliament.

Well, keep counting!

Posted by: California at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (fL/bX)

114 Imagine those Krusty Karens crawling over you at zero dark thirty and wanting it in them and on them.

Some things are just too horrible!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

115 So, apparently Merz one, has promised to up the German deficit, found that he is forbidden to do so by Brussels, and that he was unable to sell enough bonds to cover current projections.

it must suck to be Merz right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (D7oie)


This ain't Greece we're talking about. If the Germans say they want to up the deficit, the EU will find a way to let them up the deficit, and then hail it as "a commitment to long-term fiscal stability."

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (lHPJf)

116 92 India vs. Pakistan is always a dicey situation. This is a bit unsettling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

No, it's not. The entire concept of the "nuclear winter" that we were sold for years (cold war era) was radically overblown, and its effects exaggerated.
Let's let those shitstain countries throw a few kilo-tons around, and actually observe the effects.
Posted by: MkY
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Settle the issue, take out Pakistan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (qDF8i)

117 blake, I'd just be curious to see how his octave range changes after having his balls banded.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (NVNRw)
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For a moment, I thought you said, "branded." My mistake.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

118 William Frawley was said to be a nightmare to work with. A worse drunk than Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Pikers!
-- Zombie Broderick Crawford

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (cYBz/)

119 Can't have the caliber and quality of someone like Scott Jennings for KY's senate seat. He's smart as a whip, he's quite good looking and we just can't have that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (qBdHI)

120 Side tidbit: In real life - actors William Frawley and Vivian Vance couldn't stand each other. Vance was ticked that she in her early 40's had to be paired with Frawley in his 60's and they both riled each other up and would barely speak off camera. She would make cracks about his age and drinking and he would make come backs about her figure looking like a sack of door knobs.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (oiNtH)

121 re an earlier thread:
spot-on, Ace, with the Panem reference; just looked through the DM's coverage and it really did have a Hunger Games Capital vibe to it, bigly.

eeeww, *spit* our Self-Appointed Betters At Play

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (/Ghsb)

122 "non-binary femme" Canadian country singer Robert Adam

Cowboy Hat or Pussy Hat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 07:12 PM (QAkQ3)

123 Her district is pure ghetto. They wanted one of their own to represent them.

Jasmine Crockett is as fake as a $3 dollar bill. She is, according to her credentials, a well educated woman. She can talk, and used to talk, in a well educated, polished, upper-class tone. The whole ghetto trash talk she does now is an act to fool the rubes who vote for her (granted, they’re not hard to fool!).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 07:12 PM (YItOJ)

124 Don't Jerka my Guhrka you Kuhkri !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 07:12 PM (NtVYv)

125 blake, I'd just be curious to see how his octave range changes after having his balls banded.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (NVNRw)
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For a moment, I thought you said, "branded." My mistake.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

Now that's an interesting experiment.

If he isn't willing, we could try it on Fauci. He likes painful experiments.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2025 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

126 The BBC did some projections based on the Councilor races last week.

If the same percentages of voters vote the same way in the next general election, scheduled for 2029 - though that can change, then ReformUK would win well over 300 seats in parliament for a solid majority government and Nigel Farage would become PM.

And while it was bad for Labour last week, the Tories have not lost this badly in elections ever, since the 1830s.
They control exactly zero local councils now, which has never happened before.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

127 Braenyard

Pakistan was trained under the British Empire as well. The Army of India Staff College was in Quetta, and in partition they got a number of good regiments, including Gurkha Rifle Regiments.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (u82oZ)


Fun fact: When India and Pakistan went to war in '71 over the issue of independence for Bangladesh, the opposing generals had gone to Sandhurst together. When the Indians defeated the Pakistanis, their commander sent his counterpart a message reading: "My dear Abdullah, I am here. The game is up."

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (lHPJf)

128 No, it's not. The entire concept of the "nuclear winter" that we were sold for years (cold war era) was radically overblown, and its effects exaggerated.
Let's let those shitstain countries throw a few kilo-tons around, and actually observe the effects.
Posted by: MkY
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Settle the issue, take out Pakistan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:10 PM (qDF8i)

Clearly we need a Nuclear Winter to combat Globull Warmering!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (QAkQ3)

129 Peters is a Republican. Most of Mesa County's elected officials are Republicans.
Posted by: BurtTC

Whoa. Look what she was charged with. Preserving documents, as per the law.
She went to jail for that.
Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:09 PM (cPGH3)

Not exactly.

However, it goes without saying, whatever Peters was doing, everywhere else in Colorado there are as bad if not worse shenanigans going on with elections.

But somehow Denver decided to turn its eyes to Mesa County.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

130 >>>and in partition they got a number of good regiments, including Gurkha Rifle Regiments.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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By appearances, overall, the Indians remember their lessons well.
The Pakies, not so much. Possibly caused by adherence to that retrograde cult.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:14 PM (qDF8i)

131
Fred Mertz >>>> Friedrich Merz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (QnmlO)

132 >>(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out.
I don't want to spend my life stressed out over whether I feel like I have to ... tone down my image, or what I have to say, just to exist and play a show.


Dude.... You look like a cheap Chinese Viking Ken doll. As imagined by people who have no idea what a Viking should look like.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (2J/Lj)

133 President Trump should tell that Judge to get his own army if he wants to run one

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (ypFCm)

134 Her district is pure ghetto. They wanted one of their own to represent them.

Jasmine Crockett is as fake as a $3 dollar bill. She is, according to her credentials, a well educated woman. She can talk, and used to talk, in a well educated, polished, upper-class tone. The whole ghetto trash talk she does now is an act to fool the rubes who vote for her (granted, they’re not hard to fool!).

--

That's a shame. That means we'll be stuck with this ghetto runt until she croaks.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (qBdHI)

135 Is Robert Adam openly Canadian?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (VWf79)

136 And while it was bad for Labour last week, the Tories have not lost this badly in elections ever, since the 1830s.
They control exactly zero local councils now, which has never happened before.


well done Boris, you twit

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (Pv3Rg)

137 Merz is Chancellor now.
He won on the second ballot.
About 18 members of the coalition voted against him on the first secret ballot, probably sending him a message.

Even if he had failed the second ballot, the third would have guaranteed victory as at that point they go to a simple majority vote to decide.

But it did hurt his reputation somewhat, as Chancellors have almost always been elected on the first ballot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

138 I don't know about these two, but Tina Peters, who is currently serving time, as she was in charge of elections in Mesa County, and she was up to shenanigans that got her in hot water with Denver.
Peters is a Republican. Most of Mesa County's elected officials are Republicans.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (dGCAG)


Have you been watching CNN again?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (D7oie)

139 However, it goes without saying, whatever Peters was doing, everywhere else in Colorado there are as bad if not worse shenanigans going on with elections.

But somehow Denver decided to turn its eyes to Mesa County.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

Looks like they were trying to prove the system was not working... and got caught by the system.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

140 Fun fact: When India and Pakistan went to war in '71 over the issue of independence for Bangladesh, the opposing generals had gone to Sandhurst together. When the Indians defeated the Pakistanis, their commander sent his counterpart a message reading: "My dear Abdullah, I am here. The game is up."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (lHPJf)
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That's a bit classier than, "Im in ur base, killin ur d00dz!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2025 07:16 PM (GlyvH)

141 > Knife's edge? Isn't it illegal to carry a knife in England?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 06, 2025 07:06 PM (FVLcK)

Spork's edge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 07:16 PM (W5ArC)

142 135 Is Robert Adam openly Canadian?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (VWf79)

He they them she identifies as Canuckistani.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:16 PM (xeo0s)

143
William Frawley was said to be a nightmare to work with. A worse drunk than Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

__________

Desi Arnez told him if he showed up drunk even once he'd be fired. Frawley never did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 07:17 PM (QnmlO)

144 We watched the movie!

Posted by: India's Dam Busters at May 06, 2025 07:17 PM (Aqu9a)

145 No, it's not. The entire concept of the "nuclear winter" that we were sold for years (cold war era) was radically overblown, and its effects exaggerated.
Let's let those shitstain countries throw a few kilo-tons around, and actually observe the effects.
Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

Agree. Nuke a few million muslims and hindus for science as the world can then study the effects a limited nuke war has on a populated area. Plus no one would miss them. Cleans the place up a bit.

Posted by: Zombie Wernher von Braun, Original Space Daddy and SS member at May 06, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

146 All your curry are belong to us.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:17 PM (VWf79)

147 That's a shame. That means we'll be stuck with this ghetto runt until she croaks.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (qBdHI)


Maxine Waters smiles.

FEE FI FOYTY FI

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2025 07:18 PM (NtVYv)

148 Is Robert Adam openly Canadian?

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 06, 2025 07:18 PM (YumCr)

149 This has been fun, but I should probably do some grading and make a few students extra-nervous going into finals week. It's how I roll.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:18 PM (lHPJf)

150 So, apparently Merz one, has promised to up the German deficit, found that he is forbidden to do so by Brussels, and that he was unable to sell enough bonds to cover current projections.

it must suck to be Merz right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:04 PM (D7oie)
_______________

Forbidden by Brussels?? When are the Eurofruits going to tell Brussels to pound sand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

151 Have you been watching CNN again?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:15 PM (D7oie)

Is there something I said that was factually incorrect?

My only point was, Ace is saying since no one mentioned the party of the two "ladies" who got caught doing election nonsense, they must be Democrats.

Maybe they are. But it's Mesa County Colorado. Which is very heavily Republican.

Aaaaaand, I don't know if you watch CNN, but my further point was, Denver came after Peters, because Denver iiiiiiiis, heavily Democrat.

Get it?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

152 Wheee do Bangladesh and Sri Lanka fit into the India-Pakistan thing?

Too lazy to look it up. Surely someone on this smart military blog can give me the tldr.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:19 PM (xeo0s)

153 When Charles Napier conquered the Indian province of Sindh, the message he dispatched to his superiors consisted of a single word: "Peccavi." which is the Latin for "I have sinned."


Yes, the same dude who told the Indians that the English custom was to hang men who burned widows alive..."Let us all act according to national customs."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 07:19 PM (W5ArC)

154 UK Tories should all switch to the Reform Party. Well, if they are not upper-class twits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

155 The Peshawar Kebabs vs the Ganges Curry.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (NVNRw)

156 Maybe they are. But it's Mesa County Colorado. Which is very heavily Republican.



Even In the reddest of red counties government workers are commie filth.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (xeo0s)

157 I think Bangladesh was once part of India. The Cylons ruled Sri Lanka.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (VWf79)

158 What the hell is "Queer country music"?

No, wait. Never mind. I don't want to know.

But i bet Garth Brooks is behind it somewhere.

Posted by: Paco at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (mADJX)

159 Sri Lanka is mostly Buddhist.

Bangladesh is mostly Muslim, and was in fact united with Pakistan for a short time, albeit on the other side of the subcontinent.

They got tired of taking orders from Karachi and split back off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (W5ArC)

160 Robert Adam should play Bobs Country Bunker of Blues Brothers fame... Maybe if he/she changed its name to Bat Faced Betty lam a damn a ding dong

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 07:22 PM (ey6uh)

161
Get it?
Posted by: BurtTC
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Sounds like speculation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:22 PM (qDF8i)

162 However, it goes without saying, whatever Peters was doing, everywhere else in Colorado there are as bad if not worse shenanigans going on with elections.

But somehow Denver decided to turn its eyes to Mesa County.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

Looks like they were trying to prove the system was not working... and got caught by the system.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2025 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

Not really. Peters is an idiot. In 2020, when elections were completely FUBAR all over the country, she lost track of how votes were being gathered and counted, and what she ended up doing was covering up the fact that she lost track of it all.

Again, nobody in Denver was doing any better than she was, but Peters is a Republican. So they came after her.

What she did technically broke the law, but what is law these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

163 Rumor is that someone is playing the low-battery smoke detector chirp whenever Crocket is speaking in committee.
And, consistent with the joke/meme/stereotype, she doesn't hear it.

I've seen some clips on the socials but I thought it was added in.

If someone really is doing that, it's just about the funniest thing that a Congressman has ever done.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2025 07:22 PM (T/tp/)

164 Its Go Time Donald

Sri Lanka is a non-participant.
Bangladesh is cruising for a bruising by mistreating the Hindu minority. But also not involved in Pakistan vs. India.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

165 What the hell is "Queer country music"?

No, wait. Never mind. I don't want to know.

But i bet Garth Brooks is behind it somewhere.
Posted by: Paco at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (mADJX)

I never understood how he became so popular. And that was before he revealed himself to be a woke Lefty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)

166 But i bet Garth Brooks is behind it somewhere.
Posted by: Paco at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (mADJX)

Oh! I can't stand that guy! So Fake and a fag to boot!

Posted by: Chris Gaines, Closeted Homosexual at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

167 Get it?
Posted by: BurtTC
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Sounds like speculation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:22 PM (qDF8i)

Of course. Democrats in Denver came down on the Republican in Mesa County, and it's mere speculation on my part that it was a partisan attack.

I'm not a mind reader after all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG)

168 I never understood how he became so popular. And that was before he revealed himself to be a woke Lefty.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)

Weird right?

Posted by: Taylor Swift at May 06, 2025 07:24 PM (xeo0s)

169 Nuclear Winter was based on the TTAPS paper or et al. and Sagan. That was one of the most fraudulent works of so-called science I had read to that point (the global warming hoaxers have produced far worse - the Hockey Stick paper for example) . When Nova on PBS endorsed the nuclear winter scenario, I stopped watching Nova.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 07:24 PM (YItOJ)

170 Sri Lanka had its own long term internal war.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

171 > Sri Lanka is a non-participant.

The Buddhist Lankans are probably happy to see the Hindus and Muslims kicking the shit out of each other.

Like most religions, Buddhists are supposed to be peaceful, but somehow that never seems to work out in practice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 07:25 PM (W5ArC)

172 Sounds like speculation.
Posted by: Braenyard

OB/GYNs speculate. Right?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2025 07:25 PM (cYBz/)

173 Even In the reddest of red counties government workers are commie filth.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (xeo0s)

Perhaps so, but they're still Republicans.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:25 PM (dGCAG)

174 77 I would like to publicly apologize, on the behalf of all North Carolina, for the existence of a Senator "Slenderman" Thom Tillis. To be fair, he was the least putrid of a slate of putrid characters, but still.- GGE of the Moron horde, NC Chapter

I'm wearing my sackcloth and ashes, too. We really aren't sending our best.

Posted by: Paco at May 06, 2025 07:25 PM (mADJX)

175 South Park solution for Robert Adams "lifetime of stress".

https://tinyurl.com/ymb7t56n

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 06, 2025 07:26 PM (ey6uh)

176 Re: nukes. I thought Afghanistan was the place to try out the "limited theater nukes". What better place?
Big damned bombs. Leaves buildings intact. No residual (or low residual?).

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:26 PM (cPGH3)

177 Sri Lanka is thoroughly broke now. I think it is for second world tourists now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:26 PM (VWf79)

178 Save Bombay.
Save the gin.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2025 07:26 PM (Aqu9a)

179 >>> Agree. Nuke a few million muslims and hindus for science as the world can then study the effects a limited nuke war has on a populated area. Plus no one would miss them. Cleans the place up a bit.
Posted by: Zombie Wernher von Braun, Original Space Daddy and SS member at May 06, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

=====

Wouldn't hurt to have all those I.T. support jobs come back to the U.S.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 06, 2025 07:27 PM (6TlG5)

180 > 177 Sri Lanka is thoroughly broke now. I think it is for second world tourists now.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:26 PM (VWf79)

They bought into the "green" "organic" farming nonsense in a big way..

Now they have no crops to export, and are on the verge of starvation themselves.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2025 07:27 PM (W5ArC)

181 never understood how he became so popular. And that was before he revealed himself to be a woke Lefty.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)

Weird right?
Posted by: Taylor Swift at May 06, 2025 07:24 PM (xeo0s)

He was a chubby ,balding guy with a mediocre voice . At least at one time you were pleasant to look at and wrote poppy songs for teenage girls. I understand that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:27 PM (VofaG)

182 I never understood how he became so popular. And that was before he revealed himself to be a woke Lefty.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)


I sung about an told old guys in my crappy songs it was ok to stay drunk on the beach all day, chase pussy and no worries, things I never did. I worked like a dog for 50 years and I died a billionaire. People bought my schtick and People are stupid.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffett, Biggest Lefty On The Beach at May 06, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

183 UK voters are weird. They give labour a yuuuge majority then 5 minutes later do a 180.

They’re like voters here who vote Dem and Rep every other time. They really have no clue what they’re voting for.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:28 PM (xeo0s)

184 "(I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out."
_____

* looks at pic *

Nothing 'pretty' about him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 07:28 PM (Dv3i1)

185 OB/GYNs speculate. Right?
Posted by: Tonypete

Oh, that's pretty good.
I salute you.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:29 PM (cPGH3)

186 China set a debt trap for Sri Lanka, then foreclosed.

The PM could not order fertilizer, the economy collapsed, and people starved. Mass uprising and shenanigans.

Would not recommend travel there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

187 Aaaaaand, I don't know if you watch CNN, but my further point was, Denver came after Peters, because Denver iiiiiiiis, heavily Democrat.

Get it?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:19 PM (dGCAG)



Yeah, you are defending your position by being as nasty as possible.
You not only have been watching CNN but apparently you have also been listening to NPR. It has turned you into an NPC and you now have a laser focus on the enemies that have been chosen for you.

Because the political system with a corrupt court would never railroad a whistleblower over the 2020 election outcomes.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:29 PM (D7oie)

188 He was a chubby ,balding guy with a mediocre voice .

The George Costanza of cowboy yodelers?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2025 07:30 PM (Aqu9a)

189 Even In the reddest of red counties government workers are commie filth.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:21 PM (xeo0s)

Perhaps so, but they're still Republicans.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:25 PM (dGCAG)


I meant fedgov workers, ie postal workers who got caught cheating.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:30 PM (xeo0s)

190 154 UK Tories should all switch to the Reform Party. Well, if they are not upper-class twits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2025 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

-- --

A few already have.
66 Councillors have defected from the Tories to Reform so far.
Andrea Jenkyns was a Conservative, and now she's the mayor of Greater Lincolnshire, from Reform UK.

No MPs have crossed the floor to Reform yet, but I imagine it's only a matter of time before a few of them do.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 06, 2025 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

191 I for one am all broken up that the Liberace of country music will no longer grace us with his presence.

He's all yours, Canada.

Posted by: bluebell at May 06, 2025 07:31 PM (79pEw)

192 Because the political system with a corrupt court would never railroad a whistleblower over the 2020 election outcomes.
Posted by: Kindltot

Ouch. That'll leave a mark.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

193 Wouldn't hurt to have all those I.T. support jobs come back to the U.S.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 06, 2025 07:27 PM (6TlG5)

There's a number of scammers who might get caught up in the fighting. That would save some of our people from them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2025 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

194 Yeah, you are defending your position by being as nasty as possible.
You not only have been watching CNN but apparently you have also been listening to NPR. It has turned you into an NPC and you now have a laser focus on the enemies that have been chosen for you.

Because the political system with a corrupt court would never railroad a whistleblower over the 2020 election outcomes.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2025 07:29 PM (D7oie)

Good lord, who put sand in your vagina, you big baby.

All I said was, they might not be Democrats.

And if you are in love with Tina Peters, maybe you should marry her.

She got caught being stupid, BECAUSE DENVER CONTROLS THE STATE OF COLORADO!

How did you get CNN out of my comment?

I think you need to get some rest, silly person.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:32 PM (dGCAG)

195 Wouldn't hurt to have all those I.T. support jobs come back to the U.S.
Posted by: Turn 2

Not sure what you mean. Every time I call support a pleasant fellow named Dave or Mike answers the phone.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:32 PM (xeo0s)

196 When we started coddling and normalizing mentally ill people is when our culture started to degrade.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 06, 2025 07:33 PM (VofaG)

197 >>> Wouldn't hurt to have all those I.T. support jobs come back to the U.S.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 06, 2025 07:27 PM (6TlG5)

There's a number of scammers who might get caught up in the fighting. That would save some of our people from them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2025 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

======

A win-win.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 06, 2025 07:34 PM (6TlG5)

198 38
‘ Rumors are that Scott Jennings is gonna run for KY senate seat to replace McConnell’

I like this rumor.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 06, 2025 07:34 PM (3wi/L)

199 Scammers... I have a property so decrepit that I tore the house down (to keep any more riff-raff buying it and renting it).
I get at least 10 calls a week from Asian women wanting to buy my house. No locals anymore, no scammers... all Asian women.
I don't know what it means, but I don't think I like the implications.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:34 PM (cPGH3)

200 Because the political system with a corrupt court would never railroad a whistleblower over the 2020 election outcomes.
Posted by: Kindltot

Ouch. That'll leave a mark.
Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

By the way, Republicans swept all the races in Mesa County in 2020.

They lost everything statewide though, because nobody caught anybody doing anything wrong in Denver and other parts of the state, but they came after Tina Peters.

She wasn't a whistleblower. She tried to cover up her own poorly managed election mechanisms.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:35 PM (dGCAG)

201 Will reform build a government with the conservatives?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:35 PM (VWf79)

202 CNN Scott Jennings?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:35 PM (xeo0s)

203 Well, Burt. I think you're wrong, but I'll leave it alone, cause it won't be solved here.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:36 PM (cPGH3)

204 Burt,

Come on man. Had she done the exact same thing but had a d next to her name instead of R
Nobody in Denver would have cared.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:36 PM (xeo0s)

205
UK voters are weird. They give labour a yuuuge majority then 5 minutes later do a 180.

__________

They didn’t vote Labour all that much. Labour got about 33% of the vote. It's the peculiarities of the IK system that it translated into a huge number of seats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2025 07:37 PM (QnmlO)

206 She wasn't a whistleblower. She tried to cover up her own poorly managed election mechanisms.
____.

What? She kept records she was ordered to destroy. That's not what happened?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 07:38 PM (Dv3i1)

207 Sri Lanka is a developing country, ranking 78th on the Human Development Index.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:38 PM (qDF8i)

208 When I was in junior high, either Bangladesh or Pakistan (maybe both) had a terrible famine. National Lampoon had a horribly bad taste joke that I still laugh at to this day: What's one thing Pakistan doesn't need? After dinner mints.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2025 07:38 PM (b294k)

209
Why is Burt so mean, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2025 07:39 PM (No9Bj)

210 “Too bad they can’t both lose.”

The nice thing about a war between two nuclear-armed countries made up of scammers, demon worshippers, cannibals and pedophiles is that both sides can lose!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 07:39 PM (l3YAf)

211 Well, Burt. I think you're wrong, but I'll leave it alone, cause it won't be solved here.
Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:36 PM (cPGH3)

What I guess I don't understand is, I'm not arguing AGAINST the fact that Denver and the state of Colorado came after her because she's a Republican.

I'm just saying what they charged her with, and what she did... was technically a crime.

It's like every other incidence of lawfare, where it's selectively enforced. When I drive down the road this afternoon, I'm going to be exceeding the speed limit.

If there's a cop who ONLY comes after me, and tickets me, but leaves everyone else to speed all they want, the cop is being a bastard sonofabitch. But I was still breaking the law.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:39 PM (dGCAG)

212 (I'm) pretty non-binary presenting, pretty femme ... it's hard not to see that I kind of stick out.
====

I can't understand any of this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2025 07:39 PM (RIvkX)

213 Entropy will win.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:40 PM (VWf79)

214 This has been fun, but I should probably do some grading and make a few students extra-nervous going into finals week. It's how I roll.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 06, 2025 07:18 PM (lHPJf)
---
What's the point of teaching if you can't mess with your students' heads?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2025 07:40 PM (GlyvH)

215 Why is Burt so mean, today?

Must have been something deposited in his cornflakes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2025 07:41 PM (mH6SG)

216 Burt,

Come on man. Had she done the exact same thing but had a d next to her name instead of R
Nobody in Denver would have cared.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:36 PM (xeo0s)

Which is exactly what I said.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:41 PM (dGCAG)

217
I'm on Burt's side.

What are we talking about?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2025 07:42 PM (No9Bj)

218 I can't understand any of this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

No, you live in a fairly normal city. Get out and see some of the freak shows in other parts of the country.
It'll open your eyes!
(I crack myself up sometimes).

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2025 07:42 PM (cPGH3)

219


NOOOD





noood


leave now

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2025 07:42 PM (No9Bj)

220 What? She kept records she was ordered to destroy. That's not what happened?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2025 07:38 PM (Dv3i1)

Pretty much the opposite. She and some underlings tried to destroy records, because she was trying to hide the fact that were a mess, and got caught.

Oh well.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2025 07:42 PM (dGCAG)

221 105 You know who else was elected Chancellor of Germany?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2025 07:08 PM (VWf79)

I was going to make this joke, but it’s:

You know who else wasn’t elected Chancellor of Germany?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 06, 2025 07:43 PM (l3YAf)

222 202 CNN Scott Jennings?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 06, 2025 07:35 PM (xeo0s)

Yes

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 06, 2025 07:44 PM (FCrpy)

223 Sri Lanka is a developing country, ranking 78th on the Human Development Index.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 07:38 PM (qDF8i)

They have been "developing" since 1948. 77 years. Probably genetic. Should just sit back and let it all go to nature.

Posted by: Nature Vs. Nurture at May 06, 2025 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

224 Somebody said, perhaps on the previous thread, that India allows Christians more freedom to practice their religion than Pakistan. I am sure that is true, given the remarkable intolerance of the Mohammedan pseudo-religion, but in conversation with a missionary from my church who had recently returned from a mission to India, the recent Hindu nationalism propounded by the current Indian government has made it harder to preach Christianity in India. The government especially hates our attempts to convert the bottom rung Dalit caste members to Christianity, since Christianity teaches that all men are brothers. This is taken as a direct affront to the caste system, which, frankly, it is.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 07:51 PM (YItOJ)

225 Nice beaches in Sri Lanka. At least Arthur C. Clarke notoriously thought so.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 06, 2025 07:53 PM (YItOJ)

226 The News of the World spiked an exclusive story exposing the science fiction writer Arthur C Clarke as a paedophile, according to a new book about life inside the newspaper whose closure was announced a year ago today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2025 08:03 PM (qDF8i)

227 The News of the World spiked an exclusive story exposing the science fiction writer Arthur C Clarke as a paedophile, according to a new book about life inside the newspaper whose closure was announced a year ago today.

Now we know why he moved to Sri Lanka.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2025 08:06 PM (DIweC)

228 No, it's not. The entire concept of the "nuclear winter" that we were sold for years (cold war era) was radically overblown, and its effects exaggerated.
Let's let those shitstain countries throw a few kilo-tons around, and actually observe the effects.
Posted by: MkY
--------
And the prevailing winds puts the fallout over China.
Win-win.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 06, 2025 10:33 PM (UvBCO)

229 Tina Peters hired an outside consultant to make backup copies of the files on the voting machines. After the election, the consultant discovered that log files on the machine were being deleted and modified by the vendor using remote access procedures.

It was the hiring of the consultant that get Peters convicted of a law violation. The Democrats had just passed a new law that restricted machine access to State employees - and the vendor technicians.

Tina Peters got sentenced to 9 years in prison.

Then we found out that the SOS (Jena Griswold, Democrat) had allowed hundreds of voting machine passwords to be placed on the SOS website in a plain text file for six months prior to the election. None of those were in Mesa County.

"It's not a crime when Democrats do it".

Posted by: Engineer at May 06, 2025 11:21 PM (VCdJc)

230 Los Angeles desk monkeys call Los Angeles fire "the fastest recoveru ever."

I do not think that means what they think that means.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 07, 2025 11:39 AM (DFslR)

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