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The media refuses to report the fact that the stock market has fully recovered from the "Liberation Day" slump.

It felt much longer, but the U.S. stock market needed just a few weeks to roar all the way back to where it was on President Donald Trump's "Liberation Day." That's when he shocked Wall Street by announcing much steeper tariffs than expected on nearly all U.S. trading partners.
Those tariffs unveiled on April 2 were so severe that they raised fears Trump did not worry about causing a recession in his attempt to reshape the global economy. Within just four days, the S&P 500 fell about 12%, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average lost nearly 4,600 points, or about 11%.
This past Friday, though, the S&P 500 rallied 1.5% for a ninth straight gain and pulled back to where it was on April 2.

The left has discovered a politician they want to evict from office due to mental incapacity.

That politician? John Fetterman, of course.

They claimed he was mentally fit as a fiddle when he wasn't even capable of understanding human speech but now that he's dug-in in his support for Israel, now he's too retarded to be a senator.

In 2022, when John Fetterman had a stroke while he was running for his Senate seat, the Democrats and their media allies were insistent that to even question his fitness to serve was ableist and unacceptable.
My, how times have changed.
This week, New York magazine, as reliable a Democrat organ as there is, ran a scathing hit piece on Fetterman in which current and former staffers all but suggest that not only should he not be Pennsylvania's senior senator, he belongs in an assisted living facility.
The piece has no "gotcha" moment that would make any fair person say that Fetterman needs to step aside - you know, the kind former President Biden provided daily. Rather, it is a collection of anecdotes about him snapping at staff, or withdrawing into himself, perhaps not taking his medication. Try as they might, the folks at New York magazine constructed a molehill, not a mountain.
But why, one wonders, two years after waiving away similar behavior is a liberal news outlet suddenly parading the senator's alleged diminished capacities? What changed?

Well, the article itself gives us a big hint with this line, "The endless fights over Israel, which saw Fetterman draw further into himself, coincided with setbacks in his recovery regimen."
You don't say.
Allow me to humbly suggest that this is not, in fact, a coincidence. Fetterman's strong support of Israel, America's ally, and his other recent moderate positions have placed a giant target on the back of his hoodie sweatshirt.
Condemning Israel's defensive war against Hamas is just one of the progressive shibboleths that Fetterman refuses to mindlessly repeat, but it may be the most important one. After all, according to progressives, he is supporting genocide.
Likewise, his completely sane and rational position that not every utterance of President Donald Trump needs to be met with setting one's hair on fire completely contradicts Democrats' claims that Trump has already begun ushering in autocratic fascism.
It's honestly kind of amusing that one of the only Democrats who isn't driven completely insane by Trump is the one they say is mentally unfit.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
REPORT: Antarctica reverses trend and gains ice for the first time in decades, according to a new study published by Science China Earth Sciences.
Researchers say from 2021-2023, the Antarctic Ice Sheet saw a record-breaking mass *gain.*
Tongji University researchers say satellite gravimetry data shows that from 2011 to 2020, the Antarctic Ice Sheet lost 142 gigatons of ice per year.
That trend flipped between 2021 and 2023 when the ice sheet allegedly gained about 108 gigatons of ice per year.
Most of the gains are in East Antarctica. Scientists say much of the gains are linked to precipitation patterns, which could be temporary.
Crazy.

Notice that when the news is good, and defies climate alarmists' fake predictions, they claim it might be "temporary." Weird that they never say that temperature fluctuations could be temporary.

Remember when angel mom Patty Morin emotionally described to the White House press how an illegal immigrant brutally raped and murdered her daughter?

CNN cut away from Patty to air segments about Gavin Newsom and the NBA. https://t.co/pzAsOG0qZa
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) May 5, 2025

Stephen Miller: "Schools and Universities will lose federal funds if they allow men to invade women's sports... It is child abuse to change a child's gender... Our hospital systems will not be allowed to use taxpayer dollars to perform chemical castrations and sexual mutilations… pic.twitter.com/V6eGZbdmcH
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) May 5, 2025

"Self deportation is the safest, most cost effective option to get these illegal aliens out of our country. This also preserves the option for them to potentially come back the legal, right way and to come live the American Dream"

DHS Asst Sec. @TriciaOhio on the U.S paying for… https://t.co/MhlLL2xSI6 pic.twitter.com/0KOZDHwfYv
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 5, 2025

The New Yorker did a spread on "power houses," the homes of leftwing millionaires in New York, including the "textile designer" Ella Emhoff. The daughter of Kamala Harris's woman-punching, nanny-boinking husband. AKA The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.

Below, Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, the modern-day Cleopatra of Political Dick-Riding.

Sure let's have that oligarchy conversation. https://t.co/R4qebdyK6d
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 5, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM

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1 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2025 05:27 PM (/6GbT)

2 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 05, 2025 05:29 PM (cYBz/)

3 Who is this 'Ace' character?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2025 05:29 PM (mlg/3)

4 The media refuses to report the fact that the stock market has fully recovered from the "Liberation Day" slump.

":What goes up
must come down.
Spinning Wheel,
Got to go 'round."

I use that as my investment guideline.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:29 PM (pMi6S)

5 Who's got the biggest balls of them all???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2025 05:30 PM (Vqx30)

6 Off diminutive person sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:30 PM (cYBz/)

7 Welcome back Ace!

And yes, I did read the content. Unusual, I know.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 05, 2025 05:31 PM (5/e+B)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Son of Soros looks totally thrilled by this posed picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 05:32 PM (42Vb+)

10 Stephen Miller: "Schools and Universities will lose federal funds if they allow men to invade women's sports... It is child abuse to change a child's gender... Our hospital systems will not be allowed to use taxpayer dollars to perform chemical castrations and sexual mutilations pic.twitter.com/V6eGZbdmcH

- KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) May 5, 2025

First, you have to call it what it is...

Die on this hill, fcking commie shitbags.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2025 05:32 PM (Vqx30)

11 Top image asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/FeMWfjWe_dY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

12
1944: We're asking captured Nazi's, and Japanese soldiers how the Allies kicking their butts make them feel.

Posted by: Ernie Pyle at May 05, 2025 05:32 PM (IifOV)

13 Huma Abedin, the modern-day Cleopatra of Political Dick-Riding.

Wow. That just about sums it up.

Does Hillary's strap-on count?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2025 05:32 PM (Il9tV)

14 Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:30 PM (cYBz/)

To tell you the truth, I didn't really think Tom Cruise was being so friendly to people he doesn't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 05:33 PM (42Vb+)

15 So, according to that last photo, George Soros' son is boinking Anthny Wiener's sloppy seconds.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:33 PM (pMi6S)

16 Who is this 'Ace' character?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2025 05:29 PM (mlg/3)

Mr o'Spades was pierced by the Queen of Diamonds and the Queen of Hearts, and survived both of them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 05:33 PM (VNX3d)

17 There hasn't been a single model in use since the start or a single prediction that has been accurate in 50 years, has there?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, relay to daughters what men like, not what you like at May 05, 2025 05:34 PM (+MsY8)

18 Alex, pretending he likes women and Huma pretending to like men.

That's quite the match.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:35 PM (tT6L1)

19 Sure let's have that oligarchy conversation. https://t.co/R4qebdyK6d

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 5, 2025

They both look absolutely miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

20
Fetterman's staff's only problem with him is he is making sense now, not always spouting Demoncrat shit.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:36 PM (3ek7K)

21 Alex, pretending he likes women and Huma pretending to like men.

That's quite the match.
Posted by: blake

That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:36 PM (cYBz/)

22 Here in May we have three outer space days in a row.
May the fourth be with you (Star Wars day)
Cinco De Mayo where all the UFO turn out to be sombreros.
Then the Revenge of the Sixth where everyone has hangovers.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 05, 2025 05:36 PM (Da7Vv)

23 Every day is Christmas with PDJT as President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2025 05:36 PM (ASw1o)

24 Imagine what a JDAM would do to Mr. Soros luxury apartment.

And, BTW, why the fuck don't they ever actually buy the property they're living in?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2025 05:37 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:36 PM (cYBz/)

Grandson come home over the weekend?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Between all the venereal diseases Anthony Wiener brought home from his nightly excursions to Times Square grindhouses and Christopher Street alleyways, and the nightmarish scissoring with Hillary's rancid clambed, Huma Abedin's hoo-ha must be an ecosystem that would make even Leeuwenhoek blush.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:37 PM (pMi6S)

27 You know, with any luck, Fetterman will say, "Screw it, they're still trying to run me out of office even though I vote pretty much lockstep Democrat. I guess there's nothing to lose if I vote with the GOP once in a while."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

28 "The only states rights that was under discussion in the ACW was slavery. In the war German northern units fought German southern ones, Irish brigades fought another on both sides at Fredericksburg."

OK, they may have "melted" around the idea of being American, but still largely retained their separate cultures.

Going back to the American Revolution, I thought the idea of states' rights was partly about different Christian groups maintaining their separation (from different Christians)?

idk, if I'd be a better historian if I wasn't so damn lazy. heh Love the AoS knowledge base.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2025 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

29 >>> "Self deportation is the safest, most cost effective option to get these illegal aliens out of our country. This also preserves the option for them to potentially come back the legal, right way and to come live the American Dream"

For those taking the land route it would be amusing for Mexico to turn away every one not a Mexican, "Go back and get a visa this time to transit Mexico, wet back." [But in Spanish]

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 05, 2025 05:38 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Huma Weiner. Haven't seen her in a while. That skank sure has bad taste in men

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 05:38 PM (NtVYv)

31 Between all the venereal diseases Anthony Wiener brought home from his nightly excursions to Times Square grindhouses and Christopher Street alleyways, and the nightmarish scissoring with Hillary's rancid clambed, Huma Abedin's hoo-ha must be an ecosystem that would make even Leeuwenhoek blush.
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:37 PM (pMi6S)

When the meatflaps resemble actual rancid meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Let's not forget how Anthony Weiner married Huma to get access to the Clinton Crime Family, and was so frightened by what he found that he had himself thrown into jail to escape them.

Looking back, he was lucky to get away alive.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (Il9tV)

33 Had a conversation with a guy I know about the Market rebound on Friday.

He refused to believe me.

I pulled up the Data.

He insisted that HIS stocks were still down, 20%...

Some people simply refuse to hear the Truth. Let alone consider it.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (d5Lp1)

34 Fetterman got elected halfway into Biden's staff running the country, and Fetterman's staff wanted that kind of deal.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows how it goes at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (Wt5PA)

35 "23 Every day is [s[Christmas Cinco de Mayo with PDJT as President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (pMi6S)

36 "It's not an oligarchy if we do it"

Posted by: griff at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (iWXHo)

37 Below, Alex Soros and Huma Abedin, the modern-day Cleopatra of Political Dick-Riding.

Has anyone explained to little Alex that his insistence on taking pictures with all the politicians that he has bought is a Bad Idea politically?

Posted by: Libertarians! at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (xTIDn)

38
lolololol

Not only did Cuck pence show up to accept his fake award, he wore a tuxedo like he was accepting an Oscar, or a Nobel prize.

A fake "profile in courage" award went to cuck pence last night, and he didn't mention You Know Who -- and THAT really pissed off the Left today because That Was The Whole Point. Cuck pence failed at being a good cuck, in other words.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (whePw)

39 They don’t even understand natural climate change let alone the made up nonsense of so-called anthropomorphic climate change.

Michal Mann can jam his hockey stick up his squeekhole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (SS1Iz)

40 Format face-plant.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (pMi6S)

41 On what other blog will you find the name "Leeuwenhoek" used in casual conversation, much less spelled correctly?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (6YdsJ)

42 How many Steve Millers are there anyway?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

43 Soros, crossing his legs like the eunuch he is.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (d5Lp1)

44 A gigaton is a plethora of tons.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (0HaGk)

45 Those tariffs unveiled on April 2 were so severe that they raised fears Trump did not worry about causing a recession in his attempt to reshape the global economy.

Just a quick question: Which definition of recession are we using these days? The two consecutive quarters of negative growth one? Or the one the Biden team pulled out of their collective asses?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (LhaBs)

46
lol

RFK today: We are going to feed our kids food instead of food-like substances.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (whePw)

47 >>> 33 Had a conversation with a guy I know about the Market rebound on Friday.

He refused to believe me.

I pulled up the Data.

He insisted that HIS stocks were still down, 20%...

Some people simply refuse to hear the Truth. Let alone consider it.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (d5Lp1)

Heh.

Did you follow up by asking him why he picked shitty stocks that lagged the rest of the market?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (Vqx30)

48 Our hospital systems will not be allowed to use taxpayer dollars to perform chemical castrations and sexual mutilations
_____

I wonder what the Bill Clinton voters of 1996 would have thought if you told them that in 20 years the Dems would defend to their death the right of doctors and pharma companies to sexually mutilate children.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (Dv3i1)

49 How many Steve Millers are there anyway?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (63Dwl)
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Well, there's a joker, smoker and toker....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (tT6L1)

50 I saw Rancid Clambed open for Country Joe and the Fish at Marineland in '69.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (XlvBQ)

51 They both look absolutely miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

That’s the sexy “come hither” look.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (/z/cO)

52 I'm guessing Huma is taller than Alex, yes?

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (33LJY)

53 Not only did Cuck pence show up to accept his fake award, he wore a tuxedo like he was accepting an Oscar, or a Nobel prize.

He jumped at the VP slot because Indiana was done with him. He was not going to win re-election.

Residents here tried to tell people. People did not listen.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (bjDre)

54 How many Steve Millers are there anyway?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

I thought it was Steve Miller/Coors now...

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

55 >>> 46
lol

RFK today: We are going to feed our kids food instead of food-like substances.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (whePw)

Nein! NEIN!

You must eet zee boogz!! EET ZEE BOOGZ!!!!!

*sobs*

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at May 05, 2025 05:42 PM (Vqx30)

56 Hey Sponge - yes! And all is well, he had his pediatrician appointment today and everyone is pleased with his growth and progress. We drove home yesterday - it's good to be back.

I don't know how anyone can tolerate the DFW metro traffic.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (cYBz/)

57 >>Did you follow up by asking him why he picked shitty stocks that lagged the rest of the market?

Oh, I had a lot of fun with that portion of the conversation.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (d5Lp1)

58 That’s the sexy “come hither” look.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (/z/cO)
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It eerily resembles the female mantis trying to lure in a mate....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

59 I would not JDAM that nice apartment.

That's why we have the R9X Flying Ginsu.

Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (aOC6J)

60
That’s the sexy “come hither” look.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (/z/cO)

There's nothing sexy about looking like you've been roofied and are about to throw up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Alex sure looks like he's in love doesn't he? LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (lJ0H4)

62 >>I'm guessing Huma is taller than Alex, yes?

Certainly.
Also. She's fucked more chicks than he has.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (d5Lp1)

63 You can spell "shitty human" without Huma.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (0HaGk)

64 >>> 57
==
Oh, I had a lot of fun with that portion of the conversation.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (d5Lp1)

*tents fingers*

Excellent.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (Vqx30)

65 Who's got the biggest balls of them all???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You really have to ask?

Posted by: Bon Scott at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (MDua2)

66
Mike Pence and his wife.

I hated that Trump chose Pence to be his VP. I get that Pence was chosen to "soften" Trump's image to people.

He and his wife are holy rollers and beady-eyed creatures.

Never trust beady-eyed people.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (3ek7K)

67 Go Indy, Fetterman!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+)

68 Hey Sponge - yes! And all is well, he had his pediatrician appointment today and everyone is pleased with his growth and progress. We drove home yesterday - it's good to be back.

I don't know how anyone can tolerate the DFW metro traffic.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (cYBz/)

God is Great! That's awesome news! Congrats!

Yes...traffic round these parts sucks, bad. Another reason we're looking to move away from this area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

69 31
When the meatflaps resemble actual rancid meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well now .....
https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg

Posted by: Ciampino - SpaceY at May 05, 2025 05:45 PM (sPQoU)

70 I am just saying, if we can get all the celebrities who said they would flee the USA when Trump wins to take that 1k deal we'd be a net winner.

And yes Alex and Human look like the crowd at the fashion shows in Zoolander, the elites in Hunger Games. And they don't even know they are being mocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)

71 "lost 142 gigatons of ice per year. [...] allegedly gained about 108 gigatons of ice per year."

Why not add "allegedly" to both, or neither? Both numbers are from the same report.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (TizQb)

72 I hated that Trump chose Pence to be his VP. I get that Pence was chosen to "soften" Trump's image to people. He and his wife are holy rollers and beady-eyed creatures.

That also used campaign funds to make personal car and house payments when More Christian than Christ Mike Pence first got into the Indiana State Assembly.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (bjDre)

73 Yes...traffic round these parts sucks, bad. Another reason we're looking to move away from this area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'd mention moving to the High Desert but I think someone just south of you might want to have a word if you two ever left her AO.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

74 >>Alex and Human look like the crowd at the fashion shows in Zoolander

Their collection of ridiculously large coffee-table books that nobody has ever opened is impressive.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:47 PM (d5Lp1)

75 Hiya, Nurse!
* Muppet flailing arms *
Doing better?

Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2025 05:47 PM (aOC6J)

76 I would not JDAM that nice apartment.

That's why we have the R9X Flying Ginsu.
Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2025 05:43 PM (aOC6J)

Drop off a box of vampire bats. They might die of starvation from the lack of blood in those two, but it should provide some entertainment.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 05:47 PM (VNX3d)

77 I feel not a scintilla of sadness about the way the Trump administration is treating Cartel members or other violent illegals and criminals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (42Vb+)

78 That house those rich people have is as soulless as an office complex and will be cold as hell in a NY winter.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

79 according to that last photo, George Soros' son is boinking Anthny Wiener's sloppy seconds.

Sounds about right.
Posted by: zombie
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They actually got married. She's probably too old to have anymore kids and he has none of his own. She's quite a bit older than him. At least there is that.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (/iXAp)

80
I'd mention moving to the High Desert but I think someone just south of you might want to have a word if you two ever left her AO.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

We'll be in the same state and that will be a longer drive, but we won't be not making that drive on occasion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

81
Their collection of ridiculously large coffee-table books that nobody has ever opened is impressive.
Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:47 PM (d5Lp1)
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What sold me was the garish cartoon look of the "photo."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (tT6L1)

82 Shamelessly stolen

https://tinyurl.com/4kstmkxz

Posted by: Eddie Rock at May 05, 2025 05:48 PM (qBqaf)

83 44 A gigaton is a plethora of tons.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 05:40 PM (0HaGk)

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You should have used the El Guapo sock.

Posted by: Ciampino - SpaceZ at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (sPQoU)

84

We are driving tomorrow to the big city, lol. That means there is a Walmart and decent grocery stores.

There are no stoplights here in our small town and we drive an hour before there are stoplights.

There are disadvantages to living in a very small town but we are happy not to have deal with insane traffic.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (3ek7K)

85 Huma Abedin-Weiner-Soros

Can't wait to see who she gets given to next!

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (33LJY)

86 74 >>Alex and Human look like the crowd at the fashion shows in Zoolander

Their collection of ridiculously large coffee-table books that nobody has ever opened is impressive.
Posted by: garrett

Wait -- books have an inside???

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (pMi6S)

87 And yes Alex and Human look like the crowd at the fashion shows in Zoolander, the elites in Hunger Games. And they don't even know they are being mocked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)

They are gatekeeper and key master.

Things are going to get silly when they get together.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Eh, Fetterman is from Reading, right? It pays for him to be a sorta centrist, and sorta not a Jew hating bigot, to the extent the Lex Democratia permits.

But he might be finding that extent, now that Jew-bashing is at least temporarily a Leftist article of Current Year Faith.

Then again - pursuing forever wars is a permanent article of faith at this point. It's probably the safer play. If we can get in another big Mideast war, then the Party will update the NPCs to love the war, and he'll be forcibly vindicated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

89 Old and Busted-Reparations
New Hotness-Riparations
Yall 'Folks' been paid in full !
-Certified DOGE investigator Big Balls

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at May 05, 2025 05:50 PM (ey6uh)

90 I'll bet $5 that Alex Soros wishes he had a man's La-Z-Boy recliner to sit in and not that modern art crap chair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 05:50 PM (Aqu9a)

91 Except for Cardinal Dolan all those New Yorker pics look like the cartoon caption, "I think I'll just kill myself."

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 05, 2025 05:51 PM (QSrLX)

92 Look at those love birds. Have you ever seen a couple of more sullen billionaires?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 05, 2025 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

93 90 I'll bet $5 that Alex Soros wishes he had a man's La-Z-Boy recliner to sit in and not that modern art crap chair.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 05:50 PM (Aqu9a)

That would require a Man to sit in it....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2025 05:51 PM (VE6XX)

94
LOL Donna!

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

95 19 Sure let's have that oligarchy conversation. https://t.co/R4qebdyK6d

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 5, 2025

They both look absolutely miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Enlarged, it looks like hate. He's got a not at all affectionate grip on her hand and the look on her face is, I don't know, somewhere between 'I could throw him out the window' and 'I'm not here'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 05:52 PM (nHnQ2)

96 Those tariffs unveiled on April 2 were so severe that they raised fears Trump did not worry about causing a recession in his attempt to reshape the global economy.

Just a quick question: Which definition of recession are we using these days? The two consecutive quarters of negative growth one? Or the one the Biden team pulled out of their collective asses?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 05, 2025 05:41 PM (LhaBs)

whichever looks better for Trump!

I used to laugh every time Trump used those cooked numbers for Obama to show he was the best President for blacks and minorities than anyone ever. He was pretty good for them, sure, but not that good that fast.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 05:53 PM (8avO+)

97 >>Wait -- books have an inside???

They DO!

But, oftentimes the print and photos are upside down.

Posted by: LeBron James at May 05, 2025 05:53 PM (d5Lp1)

98 " That house those rich people have is as soulless as an office complex and will be cold as hell in a NY winter.
Posted by: Oldcat "

These new buildings in Manhattan have zero appeal.

Every room is a box with no style at all. And even the bathrooms are small!! Also waaayyy too much white marble. Everything is white marble.

These places are in the 10's of millions of dollars.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 05:53 PM (0HaGk)

99 Radical Chic, The Next Generation.

Posted by: T Wolfe at May 05, 2025 05:53 PM (RUvHY)

100 But if we can't sexually mutilate your children, who can we sexually mutilate?

Posted by: Autogynephile, Inc. at May 05, 2025 05:54 PM (pMi6S)

101 93 90 I'll bet $5 that Alex Soros wishes he had a man's La-Z-Boy recliner to sit in and not that modern art crap chair.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Flex Steel has the crappiest website for comparison chair shopping.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 05:55 PM (nHnQ2)

102
Mutilate yourselves shitheads. See how you like it.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:55 PM (3ek7K)

103 the look on her face is, I don't know, somewhere between 'I could throw him out the window' and 'I'm not here'.

More like "Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

104 Hiya PabloD!

See you this weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (O3C91)

105 Mutilate yourselves shitheads. See how you like it.
Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:55 PM (3ek7K)

Me likey.

Go all out - put a dick on your forehead, so we know that you're a dickhead on sight...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (VNX3d)

106 Are those coffee table books or phone books with phony covers?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (wBaIH)

107 There's A Thing about soyboys and flood pants.

King Soyboy.

Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (RUvHY)

108 Nothing says "I back the Proletariat" like a multi million dollar apartment and woman in an exclusive zip code.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (tT6L1)

109
Hour,

Perfect!

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (3ek7K)

110 I used to get better clothes at the misprint or extra T shirt stores and they had the logos of obscure colleges on them. And those pretend gym shoes. Fie on this rich dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+)

111 Alex and Huma, in that cold and unwelcoming space. They deserve it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2025 05:56 PM (w6EFb)

112 Look at those love birds. Have you ever seen a couple of more sullen billionaires?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 05, 2025 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

Someone gives me a billion dollars and I will happily look more sullen then that!

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 05, 2025 05:57 PM (zc1Re)

113 Toadstools? Who in the actual hell above 9 years old would choose to sit on one of the 4 toadstools behind Alex and Huma for any length of time?

I mean, they'd be okay to use to tie your shoes or something, but that's about it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 05:57 PM (Aqu9a)

114 Their collection of ridiculously large coffee-table books that nobody has ever opened is impressive.
Posted by: garrett

I notice one is titled "Lucien Freud". The Art Thread followers' favorite artist.

Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2025 05:57 PM (lJ0H4)

115 Ankle monitor female: it's still illegal to yell, "Jump," in most states if not all.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 05, 2025 05:57 PM (QSrLX)

116 The Courts:
Of course it's perfectly legal for Biden to fly illegals on secret flights all over the US and use FEMA funds to house and feed them. Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton both wrote extensively on why Americans must feed and house the world's poor for free.

Also the Courts:
(in all caps, in another Midnight Ruling)
It is illegal, unconstitutional, unconscionable, horrifying, evil, wrong, bad, mean, ugly, fat and stupid to pay illegals to return to their home country!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 05:58 PM (NwfFc)

117 Just for shits and grins I wanna see the whole text message exchange between Fetterman and his wife from last year or whenever it was. He's slumming and she's zip lining. That shit was Ace on high.

That was fucking gold.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2025 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

118 "The New Yorker did a spread on "power houses,""

It's pretty interesting, worth a look. Surprised they didn't paywall it.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (Jp8LL)

119
Why doesn't the government chip the people crossing the border and criminals in our country?

It's the best way to keep up with the pieces of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (3ek7K)

120 A gigaton is a plethora of tons.
Posted by: eleven

A virtual Whoopi of tons!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (L/fGl)

121 Those big coffee table books? Zero resale value. Absolutely nothing. Nobody buys them except real estate agents staging homes and hoity toity decorators. Zero value to used book stores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (2VST1)

122 That dead-eyed empty look? Hilary! ate Huma's soul.

Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (RUvHY)

123 just watched the speech given live by Danielle Smith in Alberta. She didn't mix words. She gave a shopping list of everything Ottawa has to do to stop taking advantage of Alberta. The list was rather direct and detailed....and TOTALLY contrary to everything Carney has supported through his career.

Smith, also, said that Alberta govt. will NOT put a referendum vote up in 2026 addressing Separation from Canada. BUT, she sort of smiled and then said "But I can't stop citizens of Alberta from getting the required number signatures and doing it themselves."

I got ultimatum vibes from her speech.

Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 06:00 PM (dIske)

124 These places are in the 10's of millions of dollars.
Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 05:53 PM (0HaGk)

They are there to sucker in the nouveau riche to have an exclusive address until the fixtures in the bathroom quit working. Mostly foreign.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:00 PM (8avO+)

125
What is that on Soros Jr's head?

A faux-hawk or the World's Worst Toupee?

I'm betting on the toupee!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2025 06:00 PM (iJfKG)

126 If I'm Alex Soros, I make a throne out of straight cash money, dip the fucker in Lexan, have stevedores cart it around to my various destinations, and keep a retinue of courtiers to lift me into and out of it, befitting my station.

But then, I'm not the kind of person to pretend as much as Alex Soros does.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (BI5O2)

127 Alex and Huma, looking like some really vile unsubs on "Criminal Minds". They keep the vics chained in the basement storage, brought out only on special nights for "fun" with company over. A big hit with the Bidens and Schumers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (gm9Sb)

128 REPORT: Antarctica reverses trend and gains ice for the first time in decades, according to a new study published by Science China Earth Sciences.

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Ice & Snow GAINZZZZ?

#FakeNews! This is only because Hunter Biden has relocated his meth & coke manufacturing empires to Antarctica.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (2pxbn)

129 That dead-eyed empty look? Hilary! ate Huma's soul.
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (RUvHY)

Via her box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

130 The pic, it's S&M dominance. He's got, what could be, a painful grip on her hand and she's looking away in disdain. Like, oh, really. (eat sh@t)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (nHnQ2)

131 Smith, also, said that Alberta govt. will NOT put a referendum vote up in 2026 addressing Separation from Canada. BUT, she sort of smiled and then said "But I can't stop citizens of Alberta from getting the required number signatures and doing it themselves."

I got ultimatum vibes from her speech.
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 06:00 PM (dIske)
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AOP is probably printing up voter registration forms as we read this....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

132 Their collection of ridiculously large coffee-table books that nobody has ever opened is impressive.
Posted by: garrett

I notice one is titled "Lucien Freud". The Art Thread followers' favorite artist.
Posted by: Tuna at May 05, 2025 05:57 PM (lJ0H4)

They lose status if they are piled up 4 or 5 deep under the top of the table.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:03 PM (8avO+)

133 Pic must be enlarged to see the pic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 06:03 PM (nHnQ2)

134
That house those rich people have is as soulless as an office complex and will be cold as hell in a NY winter.
Posted by: Oldcat

Of late I think of Hooterville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2025 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

135 That dead-eyed empty look? Hilary! ate Huma's soul.
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM

So you are saying Hillary is secretly a redhead?

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 05, 2025 06:03 PM (zc1Re)

136 Looks like Alex Soros has to wear hand-me-downs. His pants are too short and his shirt sleeve is too long.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 06:04 PM (Aqu9a)

137 Tongji University researchers say satellite gravimetry data shows that from 2011 to 2020, the Antarctic Ice Sheet lost 142 gigatons of ice per year.

That trend flipped between 2021 and 2023 when the ice sheet allegedly gained about 108 gigatons of ice per year.

————

LOL, the loss is rock solid “data” but the gain is only “allegedly”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 05, 2025 06:04 PM (Vh9CX)

138 85 Huma Abedin-Weiner-Soros

Can't wait to see who she gets given to next!
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2025 05:49 PM (33LJY)

Amateur.

Posted by: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Discotheque-Simpson at May 05, 2025 06:05 PM (PiwSw)

139 Alex and Huma, looking like some really vile unsubs on "Criminal Minds". They keep the vics chained in the basement storage, brought out only on special nights for "fun" with company over. A big hit with the Bidens and Schumers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2025 06:02 PM (gm9Sb)

You'd think they'd be happier if they pulled that off in NYC. Instead they both look like people who are related to or knew someone influential but nobody invites them anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+)

140 Sullen Billionaires
(to the tune of Just a Gigolo)

Sullen Billionaires
slumped in awkward chairs
Scolding voters with smug "Told ya"s.

Politicians bribed
Swastikas inscribed
By our Antifa footsoldiers.

There will come a day
Dad will pass away
Then what will they say about him?

When the end comes our slaves
Will all dance upon our graves
As life goes on without us.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 06:05 PM (pMi6S)

141 I wonder if Alex uses Huma's Humidor ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2025 06:06 PM (NtVYv)

142 Sound system would resonate off that glass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 06:06 PM (nHnQ2)

143 Nurse - if you're still around I sent you an email.

Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2025 06:06 PM (aOC6J)

144 Alright, who wants to hear a joke?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025 06:06 PM (jfvTO)

145 Write this down! A psychic says on 7/5/25 an event will occur in the South China Sea that will create a land bridge connecting Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and the Phillipines!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

146 140 Wow, that's really good, zombie!

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (Jp8LL)

147 Gigatons is my nickname. Sometimes they call me "Chair Breaker."

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (dIske)

148 Write this down! A psychic says on 7/5/25 an event will occur in the South China Sea that will create a land bridge connecting Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and the Phillipines!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

Cleo is dead. There are no other psychics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Alex Soros and Huma Abedin are horrific.

The stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2025 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

150 If you wondered what the banality of evil would look like in 2025, it’s CNN.

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Not to mention their venality of evil ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2025 06:08 PM (2pxbn)

151 Gigatons is my nickname. Sometimes they call me "Chair Breaker."
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 05, 2025 06:07 PM (dIske)

"Meet 'Hitch.' His name is Ted Hitchcock, which is funny because if you say his name fast enough, it sounds like 'ten inch cock.'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

152 142 Sound system would resonate off that glass.
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I've wondered before about how "live" those kinds of places are. It doesn't just affect sound systems. I hate even having normal conversations in places like that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (paSBy)

153 I see a cold and soulless marriage in a cold and soulless apartment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

154 119
Why doesn't the government chip the people crossing the border and criminals in our country?

It's the best way to keep up with the pieces of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 05:59 PM (3ek7K)
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A chip can be removed, no?

Posted by: Ciampino - SpaceX tomorrow at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (sPQoU)

155 Look at these 2 compared to Trump and Melania. Trump is comfortable in all situations from international politics to being shot by assassins, and respects anyone he meets from a streetsweeper to a head of state. These two look drab and boring.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (8avO+)

156 106 Are those coffee table books or phone books with phony covers?

It’s hard to find large phone books anymore. Maybe in the big city you’ve still got ‘em. Not here in the sticks.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (jHien)

157 Good Lord but Emhoff is one homely girl. The dog she is holding is the only cute thing in the photo. I remember how hard the press tried to pass her off as a model and the latest thing!

Posted by: Cheri at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (oiNtH)

158 It's a good photo. I'll look for a hi-res version of it on a real computer tomorrow. It's a nice little snapshot of America's soulless, decadent ruling class - wallowing joylessly amid sterile, anhedonic opulence, in a tower far above the mire of grinding misery they created.

The world's in their petulant little palms, but it still can't please them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (BI5O2)

159 Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 06:05 PM (pMi6S)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (Aqu9a)

160 I don't think he realizes it because he's a nerd, but Big Balls could be scoring some serious tail over all this. Somebody needs to sit him down and have a talk.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (QdGJh)

161 158 Very well put.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (Jp8LL)

162 Huma, darling, get the door. It's probably the little Chink with the food. Make sure they included eggroll and don't tip more than a five.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (gm9Sb)

163 149 Alex Soros and Huma Abedin are horrific.

The stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2025 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

Sorry, my nightmares are already occupied by Rottweiler sized wolf spiders and flaming angels. I don't have room for anything more.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (jfvTO)

164 Sound system would resonate off that glass.
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I've wondered before about how "live" those kinds of places are. It doesn't just affect sound systems. I hate even having normal conversations in places like that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (paSBy)

I'm sure if they cared they could make it sound as good as they wanted. I doubt they care. They don't live in this room at all, none of the chairs look comfortable to sit in.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (8avO+)

165 A $10 million penthouse and nowhere comfortable to sit.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (pMi6S)

166
The world's in their petulant little palms, but it still can't please them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (BI5O2)

The only thing missing is the nose of a 737 on it's final approach about 40 feet from the window.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I don't think he realizes it because he's a nerd, but Big Balls could be scoring some serious tail over all this. Somebody needs to sit him down and have a talk.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (QdGJh)

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I'm pretty sure the places he's been are full of very attractive women who have hit on him, with the expectation he's a great way to get near the rich and powerful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

168 Somebody needs to sit him down and have a talk.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (QdGJh)

What? No advice for him to get as much "unserious" tail as he can?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 06:12 PM (42Vb+)

169 Always surprised that some Islamic jihadist hasn't gone after Muslim Huma Weiner for marrying or being engaged to Jewish guys. Kind of heretical / apostatish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 06:13 PM (rp63B)

170 The world's in their petulant little palms, but it still can't please them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (BI5O2)

The only thing missing is the nose of a 737 on it's final approach about 40 feet from the window.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Or King Kong's wanger pressed against the glass as he climbs up the building.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2025 06:13 PM (Aqu9a)

171 156 106 Are those coffee table books or phone books with phony covers?

It’s hard to find large phone books anymore. Maybe in the big city you’ve still got ‘em. Not here in the sticks.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:09 PM (jHien)

Wrappers around Amazon boxes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2025 06:14 PM (VNX3d)

172 The Left is like all extremist cults. Apostates are abominable traitors that must be shunned and punished. Good luck, Lump. I hope you can avoid the fate of Salman Rushdie.

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2025 06:14 PM (aBgBM)

173 I don't think he realizes it because he's a nerd, but Big Balls could be scoring some serious tail over all this. Somebody needs to sit him down and have a talk.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (QdGJh)

A wise gal would just swarm in and take over everything aside from his saving the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:14 PM (8avO+)

174 I don't think he realizes it because he's a nerd, but Big Balls could be scoring some serious tail over all this. Somebody needs to sit him down and have a talk.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 05, 2025 06:10 PM (QdGJh)

The DOGE have had the talk about honey-traps.

Posted by: davidt at May 05, 2025 06:14 PM (i0F8b)

175 just watched the speech given live by Danielle Smith in Alberta. She didn't mix words. She gave a shopping list of everything Ottawa has to do to stop taking advantage of Alberta. The list was rather direct and detailed....and TOTALLY contrary to everything Carney has supported through his career.

Smith, also, said that Alberta govt. will NOT put a referendum vote up in 2026 addressing Separation from Canada. BUT, she sort of smiled and then said "But I can't stop citizens of Alberta from getting the required number signatures and doing it themselves."

I got ultimatum vibes from her speech.

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How hilarious would it be for Alberta to succeed , and the Oilers win the Stanley Cup, thereby keeping in America!

Posted by: Josephistan at May 05, 2025 06:14 PM (+TSVN)

176 168 What advice shall he be given if he's gay?

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (Jp8LL)

177 I never did understand why screwing every woman you can was referred to as "getting Tail". It seems like it would be a more appropriate term if it were about gay men and having lots of anal sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (42Vb+)

178 What? No advice for him to get as much "unserious" tail as he can?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2025 06:12 PM (42Vb+)

________________________________

I'm sure Elon is providing relationship advice...which is concerning. But hey, Elon probably buys high chairs in bulk these days...so free stuff.

Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (dIske)

179 Wow, that's really good, zombie!
Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp

*golf clap*
Posted by: Count de Monet

I thought the 11 people still alive on Planet Earth who remember the tune of "Just a Gigolo" might appreciate it.

Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (pMi6S)

180 The lovely Ella Emhoff just endorsed Zohran Mamdani for mayor of New York. Socialist, of course.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (paSBy)

181 What advice shall he be given if he's gay?
Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (Jp8LL)

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Avoid the Senate cloak room.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

182 Now, this immigrant has assimilated!

https://shorturl.at/cx5At

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

183 So many of these high end homes costing millions look cold and opposite of anything inviting such as a home you'd actually want to live in. It would be like living in a modern museum. I've seen hotel lobbies with more warmth and charm.

Posted by: Cheri at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

184
I just went to the Daily Mail.

Does anyone give a shit about the Met Gala?

Apparently Sydney Sweeny has made a fashion faux pas.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (3ek7K)

185 What? No advice for him to get as much "unserious" tail as he can?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's implied.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (0Dkf2)

186 Hey comment 140: Props for the Just a Giggolo parody! I heard it in David Lee Roth's voice, though I think he still owes Loius Prima money for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (QSrLX)

187 I'm pretty sure the places he's been are full of very attractive women who have hit on him, with the expectation he's a great way to get near the rich and powerful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

I don't think he mixes much with them aside from some of the ladies in Trumps inner circle. Their HW at first was like a campout with foam beds and pizza food and the like. They were on their own floor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

188 I'm sure Elon is providing relationship advice...which is concerning. But hey, Elon probably buys high chairs in bulk these days...so free stuff.
Posted by: Orson at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (dIske)
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I thought Elon's response to the tweet about "America's declining birthrate" with "Must I do all the work" was hilarious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

189 This site has gotten almost impossible to load up on the phone, took me over 10 tries. Too many scripts running or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (jxGzv)

190 tankdemon -

I don't have room for anything more

Or so you wish!

- Evil Monstrosities Lying in Wait

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (jHien)

191 I keep saying, imagine if the Democrats worked as hard for ordinary Americans as they do for illegal aliens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (NwfFc)

192 169 Always surprised that some Islamic jihadist hasn't gone after Muslim Huma Weiner for marrying or being engaged to Jewish guys. Kind of heretical / apostatish
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Taqiyya

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 05, 2025 06:18 PM (nHnQ2)

193 I thought the 11 people still alive on Planet Earth who remember the tune of "Just a Gigolo" might appreciate it.
Posted by: zombie at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (pMi6S)

Why would anyone ever forget Dave TV?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

194
I don't think he mixes much with them aside from some of the ladies in Trumps inner circle. Their HW at first was like a campout with foam beds and pizza food and the like. They were on their own floor.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)
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I hope that's true, because I doubt there's anyone in DC he could trust. But, I also wouldn't put it past gals in DC to figure out a way to get close.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 05, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

195 This site has gotten almost impossible to load up on the phone, took me over 10 tries. Too many scripts running or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Brave is fast and carefree.

You'll need to hit the tip jar occasionally, though since it blocks ads.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Ladies, relay to daughters what men like, not what you like at May 05, 2025 06:19 PM (+MsY8)

196 184 Does anyone give a shit about the Met Gala?

Apparently Sydney Sweeny has made a fashion faux pas.
Posted by: four seasons at May 05

Now that you mention it, I am going to see what kind of war I can start with Met Gala this week! 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (p4NUW)

197 Power Houses? I don't even know most of those people. New York takes itself much to seriously.

Plus, none of them could live like I do, and I live in paradise out here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (a4NoL)

198 184 Apparently Sydney Sweeny has made a fashion faux pas.
Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (3ek7K)

Did she wear a long sleeved turtleneck with a floor-length skirt?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (jfvTO)

199 That pic of Fagos and Hummer in their sterile bleached white New York apartment looks exactly like the sterile penthouse in that idiotic Aliens prequel Prometheus movie

Coincidence?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (HYKHz)

200 @180 Mamdani wouldn't hesitate to send Emhoff to a concentration camp. Stupid, unpleasant looking and anorexic is no way to go through life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (rp63B)

201
I'm guessing the fashion faux pas Sweeney made is she doesn't have her boobs hanging out as per usual.

The world is going to end!

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:21 PM (3ek7K)

202 I think that tweet from Rasmussen should some how be a permanent Community Note to any media poll.

The one that quotes Harris insiders as "none of our internal polls ever showed us ahead" with the graphic of EVERY major poll from October 2024 showing her in the lead.

They all knew she wasn't ahead.
They all lied and said she was ahead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 06:21 PM (NwfFc)

203 ¡Happy Cinco de Cuatro!

Posted by: Barky at May 05, 2025 06:21 PM (oBgkZ)

204 I wonder if Bernie Sanders and AOC are aware of these particular oligarchs?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 06:22 PM (2VST1)

205
I didn't look at pictures or the writeup.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:22 PM (3ek7K)

206 Always surprised that some Islamic jihadist hasn't gone after Muslim Huma Weiner for marrying or being engaged to Jewish guys. Kind of heretical / apostatish
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2025 06:13 PM (rp63B)

She just tells them (in Arabic, of course) that she’s just doing it to rip off the stupid rich Jews and be able to trick them into using their own money ti to to destroy Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2025 06:22 PM (jxGzv)

207 198 184 Apparently Sydney Sweeny has made a fashion faux pas.
Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:16 PM (3ek7K)

Did she wear a long sleeved turtleneck with a floor-length skirt?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025

It’s just pretty boring black dress. But the theme is black dandyism - like a siren call to be canceled.

Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:22 PM (p4NUW)

208 Power Houses? I don't even know most of those people. New York takes itself much to seriously.

Plus, none of them could live like I do, and I live in paradise out here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 05, 2025 06:20 PM (a4NoL)

To have a house, you need to have some kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

209 190 tankdemon -

I don't have room for anything more

Or so you wish!

- Evil Monstrosities Lying in Wait
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (jHien)

No, really, my nightmares are pretty much booked up through the end of the year...(consults agenda book)...Oh, I might be able to squeeze in something Lovecraftian in late August...I know you all really want October, but there's been an October backlog since I was in middle school.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2025 06:23 PM (jfvTO)

210
Children make a home.

Messy but hey Juanita will clean it up.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:24 PM (3ek7K)

211 You know how Trump’s pope AI tweet was blasphemous? Well . . .

https://shorturl.at/qIcXu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 06:25 PM (L/fGl)

212 I never knew Prometheus was a prequel.

Why didn't somebody come to me like a man and tell me?

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2025 06:25 PM (0HaGk)

213 I don't know, something tells me his balls are not, in fact, all that big.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2025 06:25 PM (dGCAG)

214
We haven't had a cleaning service since we lived in Chicago many years ago.

The best cleaners we've had are Polish women. They are excellent cleaners and such nice people.

Posted by: four seasons at May 05, 2025 06:26 PM (3ek7K)

215 Rhianna is pregnant again.

Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:26 PM (p4NUW)

216 184 Does anyone give a shit about the Met Gala?

Apparently Sydney Sweeny has made a fashion faux pas.
Posted by: four seasons at May 05

Now that you mention it, I am going to see what kind of war I can start with Met Gala this week! 😂
Posted by: Piper

The comments at the NY Post about it were pretty raw - bottom line - people hate it and the people that go to it. A bunch of narcissistic poseurs paying $75K each to be "seen" in early Halloween costumes. Anna Wintour gets no love and is rightly reviled.

Posted by: Cheri at May 05, 2025 06:26 PM (oiNtH)

217 The one that quotes Harris insiders as "none of our internal polls ever showed us ahead" with the graphic of EVERY major poll from October 2024 showing her in the lead.

They all knew she wasn't ahead.
They all lied and said she was ahead.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2025 06:21 PM (NwfFc)

The push polls and come from behind crap worked in Canada and Australia, but that's like 2012 levels of voter fraud. We've seen that to often to be fooled.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+)

218 By the way, they are straight up handing out Pulitzer prizes for lying now. Almost every story they awarded is false, straight up lies. Like Washington Post won a Pulitzer for their "loud noses in Butler PA" take on the Trump assassination attempt. The NYT won for their "anti abortionists killed this girl not the abortion pills she took" story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)

219 Rhianna is pregnant again.
Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:26 PM (p4NUW)

*peers out window*

*notices barren field*

*glances at jar*

Nope. Can't spare any.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2025 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

220 nood

QH part ducks

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2025 06:28 PM (cduTK)

221 I believe on Gateway pundit there is a video of a Secret Service agent, tossing a guy across the sidewalk for getting too close to Ivanka. I think the guy deserved it myself, but some Secret Service agents are criticizing it. The morons here should go look at the video , Ivanka is amazing looking. She must have 6 ‘ legs.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2025 06:28 PM (jsqq3)

222 A “power house” is a house that is capable of an enormous amount of power.

Posted by: Mac McDonald at May 05, 2025 06:28 PM (l3YAf)

223 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 05, 2025 06:28 PM (GYt5+)

224 I thought ducks was funnier than deux

Posted by: banana Dream at May 05, 2025 06:29 PM (cduTK)

225 Cream rises to the top.

Mike Pence receives JFK Courage Award for doing his job on January 6 🥴

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 05, 2025 06:29 PM (L/fGl)

226 189 This site has gotten almost impossible to load up on the phone, took me over 10 tries. Too many scripts running or something.

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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:29 PM (jHien)

227 Rhianna is pregnant again.

Isn't she like 50?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 06:29 PM (2VST1)

228 Does anyone give a shit about the Met Gala?

For whatever reason, it has become a pilgrimage for pro athletes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2025 06:30 PM (mH6SG)

229 By the way, they are straight up handing out Pulitzer prizes for lying now. Almost every story they awarded is false, straight up lies. Like Washington Post won a Pulitzer for their "loud noses in Butler PA" take on the Trump assassination attempt. The NYT won for their "anti abortionists killed this girl not the abortion pills she took" story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)

For some reason I have never been impressed by someone giving an award to themselves. Now with reporting reduced to lies, illegal leaks and clips from X the author gets no kudos from me.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

230 227 Rhianna is pregnant again.

Isn't she like 50?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May

37. Not ancient at 50. lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:30 PM (p4NUW)

231 It was funny on set today watching so many co-workers talk about how bad the Trump movie tariff idea is.

These people for 3 years now have been complaining about how there's little work, and most goes over seas (of which they don't allow any foreigners to work on the sets unless they're the director or cinematographer) and now, because the evil orange man said otherwise, they are in favor of having no work.

All these leftist voted for Obama and Biden, and neither did crap to help them, but now their mortal enemy is fighting to help the Hollywood that hates him.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 05, 2025 06:31 PM (XYpAu)

232 This site has gotten almost impossible to load up on the phone, took me over 10 tries. Too many scripts running or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2025 06:17 PM (jxGzv)

Yep, same.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2025 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

233
228 Does anyone give a shit about the Met Gala?

For whatever reason, it has become a pilgrimage for pro athletes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2025

Thom Browne is styling everyone and his looks are are variations of the same. This is kind of boring- there is no drama or scandal!

Posted by: Piper at May 05, 2025 06:33 PM (p4NUW)

234 I believe on Gateway pundit there is a video of a Secret Service agent, tossing a guy across the sidewalk for getting too close to Ivanka. I think the guy deserved it myself, but some Secret Service agents are criticizing it. The morons here should go look at the video , Ivanka is amazing looking. She must have 6 ‘ legs.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2025 06:28 PM (jsqq3)

Given they haven't purged the assassin enablers from the SS that I heard of I will rate this advice as it deserves.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 05, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

235 213 I don't know, something tells me his balls are not, in fact, all that big

Metaphorically his are big brass ones!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 05, 2025 06:35 PM (jHien)

236 The lovely Ella Emhoff just endorsed Zohran Mamdani for mayor of New York. Socialist, of course.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2025 06:15 PM (paSBy)
_________________

There are TWO Ella Emhoffs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

237 This site has gotten almost impossible to load up on the phone, took me over 10 tries. Too many scripts running or something.

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Download Brave. Use it. Blocks all the troublesome scripts/ads. On my laptop (typing on it now) I use Chrome with Adblock Plus. It does a fine job. On my phone (which I rarely use to visit here) I use Brave. No problems.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 05, 2025 06:37 PM (5xuJ/)

238 no, really

NOOD

Quick Hits part 2

Ace is really happy to be back???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2025 06:39 PM (Vqx30)

239 I'm pretty sure the places he's been are full of very attractive women who have hit on him, with the expectation he's a great way to get near the rich and powerful.

Cheap Trick: She also told me stay away, you never know what you'll catch

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240 Turn off JavaScript.
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

241 If we could afford to fly them all over the country we can afford to fly them the f out.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 05, 2025 08:11 PM (3KnLK)

242 That Rhianna creature is f'ing repulsive. And someone put his dick in that? Dude, have some respect for yourself.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 05, 2025 08:21 PM (XMwZJ)

243 He insisted that HIS stocks were still down, 20%...

Some people simply refuse to hear the Truth. Let alone consider it.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2025 05:39 PM (d5Lp1)

If he went long on carbon credits Sex Changes R Us, of course he's going to get a hair cut

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