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Monday Overnight Open Thread - April 28, 2025 [Doof]
Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrre - THAT'S How She Caught It Woman Allegedly Catches Herpes Virus by Holding Karaoke Mic Too Close to Her Mouth
A woman from Zhejiang, China, claims that she caught the herpes virus by holding the microphone too close to her mouth at a karaoke lounge. The unnamed woman took to Douyin (China’s version of TikTok) to share the story of how she became infected with the HSV-1 virus, which usually causes cold sores around the mouth, eight years ago. In 2017, she visited a karaoke lounge in Zhejiang and got a bit carried away during her performance, holding the microphone much closer to her mouth than she should have. Sometime later, tiny, pustulent blisters appeared around her mouth, but although they were painful and itchy, she didn’t pay too much attention to them, and they eventually went away. Only they came back in a matter of days, and this time, the woman sought medical attention and learned that she had somehow contracted the HSV-1 herpes virus. *** The woman’s clip went viral on Chinese social media, but dermatologists have yet to confirm that her story holds up, and one can actually get infected with HSV-1 by touching a tainted microphone with one’s lips.Fellas, I don't know about you but I rate this as HIGHLY sus (as the yutes would say).
Everyone in a relationship will know how love often works in mysterious ways, but quicksand isn’t typically involved, right? Typically, no; but never? Also no. Just ask Mitchell O’Brien and Breanne Sika, a new couple, for whom falling in love first meant falling in quicksand. O’Brien, 37, and Sika, 36, were both single and interested in the other, but under impressions the feeling wasn’t reciprocal. This carried on until a mutual friend asked them why they didn’t go out on a date together? *** “At one point, Bre points to a spot on the beach which was right next to the water, and she goes, ‘That looks really dangerous,'” O’Brien The Detroit News. “I didn’t realize she was referring to a singular spot; I thought she meant the whole area. I ended up turning around and walking straight to that spot to see if there were any stones in the water.” Sinking immediately up to his waist, it was the second time O’Brien had been caught in quicksand in his life. He was fortunately able to remain calm enough to think of a plan. After trying to dig the sand out from under his waist only for it to be replenished with every cold wave that splashed onto his back, Sika tried to help pull the man out. This also failed, and the two were left trying to call 911 with spotty cell service. *** “At the end of me telling them what’s going on and where we are, I said ‘I think my girlfriend is calling as well,'” O’Brien said. “She’s like 20 feet away, and she was saying ‘My boyfriend is here, stuck in the sand.’ It was the first time we had called each other that.”Read the whole thing. Very nice story!
This is awesome!pic.twitter.com/IIqaRQp2jo
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) April 24, 2025
Success in figuring out his woman's mind
No way bro unlocked the code🙏💀 pic.twitter.com/PAHeXJ8f0e
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) April 24, 2025
Learning to trust her sister
"I'm here to protect you" such a lovely big sister 😭❤️ pic.twitter.com/F8uR5XDewY
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) April 21, 2025
Learning who's opinion really matters
Milli Vanilli
Tommy Tutone (Obligatory)
What other telephone related songs ya got?
1 [388 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor' [55.12 posts/day]
2 [380 comments] 'Disinterested FDA Director'
3 [374 comments] 'whig'
4 [360 comments] 'Bulg'
5 [357 comments] 'Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ '
6 [332 comments] 'I used to have a different nic '
7 [308 comments] 'Alberta Oil Peon'
8 [272 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'
9 [270 comments] 'Skip '
10 [250 comments] 'Anna Puma' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [205 names] 'Ciampino - irony' [29.12 unique names/day]
2 [138 names] 'Freak Out 1966'
3 [122 names] 'Miklos, admiring new pimped-out fake leopardskin hatband on large purple hat'
4 [95 names] 'Mail Order "Brides" by Miklos '
5 [88 names] 'Including this statement '
6 [40 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
7 [39 names] 'godpod.org'
8 [38 names] 'Disinterested FDA Director'
9 [35 names] 'toby928'
10 [33 names] 'Duncanthrax'
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:00 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:01 PM (AThW+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 10:01 PM (GhZY8)
Posted by: Ciampino - we say wring way at April 28, 2025 10:01 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:02 PM (AThW+)
Posted by: Ciampino - we say wrong way at April 28, 2025 10:02 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 28, 2025 10:03 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:03 PM (6/+5Z)
it was the second time O’Brien had been caught in quicksand in his life.
How many people get another chance?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2025 10:04 PM (63Dwl)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 12-10
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 28, 2025 (EDT)
Launch Time: 9:51 p.m. EDT - April 29, 0151 UTC, 03:51 CEST
https://www.youtube.com/live/bI_9EzgA18A
Posted by: Ciampino - we say going up at April 28, 2025 10:04 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: The Guy in the Hardhat holding a Clipboard at April 28, 2025 10:05 PM (hY4dx)
Also delayed by writing this up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - excuses, excuses at April 28, 2025 10:05 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:05 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:06 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:06 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:06 PM (AThW+)
You are a special man.
And I don’t mean that in a derpderp way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:06 PM (mT+6a)
Short bus. You can say it.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:07 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Electric Light Orchestra at April 28, 2025 10:07 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Electric Light Orchestra at April 28, 2025 10:08 PM (hY4dx)
The microphone, or the Mike-Rowe-phone?
Posted by: mikeski is not Mike Rowe at April 28, 2025 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
I nominate Miklos to have a couple of the day threads while Ace is in Thailand.
They would be hilarious!
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:08 PM (3ek7K)
21 This ONT appears to be missing Telephone Song.
Posted by: Electric Light Orchestra at April 28, 2025 10:07 PM (hY4dx)
22 Telephone Line
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the error.
Posted by: Electric Light Orchestra at April 28, 2025 10:08 PM (hY4dx)
Please look closer, Mr. Jeff Lynne.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:09 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2025 10:09 PM (RFhjS)
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:09 PM (AThW+)
Someone was wondering how long it would take for an urban hellhole to go Mad Max: well, in NY in 1977, it started as soon as the sun went down. Massive looting, arson, murders, in all the bad neighborhoods.
We did better in 2003, but there was a lot of tension in the air because the folk memories of the one in '77 were still strong. If that happened NOW?
Well, there are masses of illegal aliens, a Politboro City Council, no shoplifting laws enforced .... and the NIMBY New York asshats voted against putting a new power plant in the city, even though Con Ed is stretched to the limit, even with routine voltage reductions in peak load times (they've been doing that for decades, btw).
Prospects? apocalyptic.
Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (Vqx30)
That sunset photo is really pretty. The sunsets out in the western part of the U.S. are like no other.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (VJc7E)
Posted by: mindful webworker
I saw Auxiliary Kelpie open for Dingoes Ate My Baby at The Bronze in '99.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (6/+5Z)
Seen a lot of concerts but never saw Stevie Ray. My loss. Life by the Drop is one of my favorites.
Hanging on the Telephone is IMHO Blondie's best.
Told this story before. A guy who was from my home town moved to Connecticut and ended up with telephone number 867-5309. Sold it for over $100k. Dumb luck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (Er3Q7)
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the clouds be weepy at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (+bW3+)
Don't Hang Up - Orlons
Telephone Lines - ELO
Operator - Grateful Dead. (Alt: Croce)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (XlvBQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Wonder where Ace is vacationing. Heart-shaped jacuzzi with a bottle of Tickled Pink?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2025 10:12 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
That, and the handling/transport of nitroglycerine.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (kpS4V)
And a pretty girl. he deserves some happiness.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:12 PM (AThW+)
Posted by: The Guy in the Hardhat holding a Clipboard
That guy's obviously a fake.
C'mon, man. A clipboard? What is this, 2004?
Posted by: The Guy in Safety Glasses holding an iPad at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - got nothin on this baby at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (+bW3+)
That sunset photo is really pretty. The sunsets out in the western part of the U.S. are like no other.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2025 10:10 PM (rxCpr)
Glad you like it. That's from a trip out there last month. Second night. First night I have photos of another great sunset over the courts where I was playing pickleball.. I figured nobody would really want to see that.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)
Seen a lot of concerts but never saw Stevie Ray. ==
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (Er3Q7)
I was going to make a joke about him never seeing *you* either, and then I realized Ray != Wonder, and besides, there are Conspiracy Theories about SW not akshually being blind...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (Vqx30)
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaRx_5dxFx0
Posted by: Miklos is your body and fender man at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)
and wearing a sling after being shot in the shoulder.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (AThW+)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
That, and the handling/transport of nitroglycerine.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)
----------
Also, bombs with digital clocks on them. Red numbers preferred because, bomb.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (vKNmo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Bullshit. She got it by putting her mouth on the toilet seat. We all know that stuff comes from toilet seats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (63Dwl)
The Phone Call - Pretenders
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (XlvBQ)
That weren't no microphone lady.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (vKNmo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Miklos, down by the river at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (hY4dx)
===
This is not going to work. For long..
"This looks like a bad neighborhood..."
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Toto at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the clouds be weepy at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (+bW3+)
How about crying doves?
Posted by: PR Nelson at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (mT+6a)
Smallwood-Cuevas represents a large chunk of Los Angeles County, including Mar Vista, West LA, Baldwin Hills, Ladera Heights, Century City, Playa Vista, and part of downtown LA.
SB560 is scheduled for a hearing next Monday on May 5th.
.. Democrats are assholes
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Ciampino - freeway creature at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wCPfqyVbg
Posted by: IS Roth at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (P4ghT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
That's how you get pregnant.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (AThW+)
Posted by: Witchita Lineman at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (RFhjS)
Posted by: Doof
Jeepers. I’m nobody then?
oh well
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (mT+6a)
How are the critters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (mT+6a)
Critters are well! I finally got some girlfriends for my other rooster, so now I need to get some hens for my poor bachelor turkey.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2025 10:19 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the clouds be weepy at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (+bW3+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geaBMBAiqI
Posted by: Helpful Musical Miklos at April 28, 2025 10:19 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:19 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:19 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 10:15 PM (kpS4V)
I could do a thread of Caddyshack and Fletch quotes. Would that work?
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (RFPHU)
Call Me, Blondie
Austin, Blake Shelton
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
----
Abba - Ring Ring
Posted by: Ciampino - wait it is later at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 10:11 PM (kpS4V)
===
Mt. Airy Lodge?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:21 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2025 10:21 PM (mH6SG)
*sigh*
In the eighties, playing 40 year old music meant I dug out Grandmas's 78s to listen to Bennie Goodman
youtu.be/Kt3NzSp_Pq4
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:21 PM (D7oie)
Hang up, hold on,
You got a dime so you come on so strong,
Save your money and let me be,
Hang up the phone and quit botherin' me.
Posted by: Hold the Line at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)
They would be hilarious!
Posted by: four seasons
Ummm...that sounds too much like Work
Posted by: Only Moderately Motivated Miklos at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (/y8xj)
Engrish - how due it werk?
A virus which causes cold sores eight years ago? Must be what they call a retro-virus.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hardy har har at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Doof
Jeepers. I’m nobody then?
oh well
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:18 PM (mT+6a)
Is your name in the phonebook? If so, then you're a SOMEBODY!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:22 PM (IDphi)
Used to mess with foreign students with: there, their, and they're.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2025 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
I have actually used this technique. It worked. Once.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but then she catches on = where do you want to go? at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)
There was an old Ann Landers column where there was a question about what a guy would do if he had to either get rid of his dog, or lose his girlfriend. Ann Landers, who had obviously never owned a dog, was shocked that so many readers said they would keep the dog and lose the girlfriend.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Howdy SF. TJM deserves triple pay for today's work.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (RFPHU)
Anyway, that was my telephone song contribution and if you didn’t think I was going to pull that one out, Doof, you don’t know me as well as you think you do!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: x-ray jeff at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (0B5Nu)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
You’re early tonight! I got a seat at the bar for you!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Fine. (Rat wonders if there isn't a nicer crowd at the bus terminal)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Doof
Caddyshack ( I dislike Chevy Chase)
Posted by: Miklos was ALMOST an Extra in Caddyshack, but did meet Rodney another time at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:25 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Skating Away... at April 28, 2025 10:25 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:25 PM (IDphi)
Wonder what we can do as Americans to create dissension and spur the entry of Albertitobawan state.
And PP's crying about Trump.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:25 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2025 10:26 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:26 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:27 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2025 10:27 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Can we pretend I only know you well enough for you to never subject me to that "song" ever again?
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Ciampino - lots of foreigners at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:28 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (GhZY8)
Potentially disastrous for them, bad for us too. Several of the idiotic policies these nitwits just re-elected pursued didn't just impoverish and diminish Canada, they directly harmed the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Can we pretend I only know you well enough for you to never subject me to that "song" ever again?
Posted by: Doof at April
Sorry, couldn’t hear you! I was dancing. Did you say something?
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Archer
The energy produced overloaded the power grid thousands of mile away
Posted by: Miklos, the Horde, and Olde English 800 have the Power at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Pocono Pete at April 28, 2025 10:29 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 28, 2025 10:30 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:30 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2025 10:31 PM (0nHVk)
Canada = California - nice geography.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2025 10:31 PM (/y8xj)
Dallas scores in the first nine seconds, then scores again with 44s left in the first period. The puck hit the goalie, went straight up, and landed on his back and bounced in.
Dallas 2-0 first intermission.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:31 PM (ufFY8)
I hope the irony isn't lost on them that they'll probably be euthanized before the next election.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (yNfcm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Doof
We'll let him know if we have a cancellation.
Posted by: Miklos, CoB Dental Plan Administrator at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
Who is Soup doing with the cat?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:19 PM (6/+5Z)
He is out by the pool getting the wiggles out before bed. I am in here with the felines who are going crazy chasing each other because there is no stinky dog in the house right now.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Olde School Miklos at April 28, 2025 10:33 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:33 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 10:33 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 10:33 PM (GhZY8)
https://bit.ly/pop-on-the-line
Posted by: mindful webworker - guess I better zzzzip at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Bulg
If that's you downstairs, KNOCK IT OFF
Posted by: New resident Miklos, the chick moved out at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (6/+5Z)
There's a spot in the chorus where the drummer comes in too soon and they didn't recut it. Once you hear it, you hear it every time.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10
No, but I do look forward to running with him when he figures out the leash. Except I can’t do that when it’s really hot, he his very furry.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:36 PM (TfUTr)
Thanks, nurse, whatcha drinking?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You didn't order the pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea?
Posted by: Genial Miklos, busy for a Monday at April 28, 2025 10:36 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:36 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
Not my mama's broken heart - Miranda Lambert
Convoy - CW McCall. (CB not a phone....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
http://tiny.cc/ta2i001
He's better known for this one:
http://tiny.cc/0b2i001
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2025 10:38 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner-y at April 28, 2025 10:38 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 10:38 PM (VofaG)
Going for the obscure ones.....
Superior - Dial 911
https://youtu.be/W19fcwDYlG8
It's actually about reality TV, despite the title..... "dial 911 so we can be there to record your problems and make money off them!"
Melocure - Sunday Sundae (there's a "phone call" in the middle of the song, so it counts)
https://youtu.be/TtAjxpNijjY
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM (DgGvY)
What do you want for your final meal?
Woman prisoner
I don't know, what do you want?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
@disclosetv 18m
JUST IN - Mark Carney’s Liberals win enough seats in Canada’s 45th federal election to form another government — CBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: SMOD
And as I've pointed out to a couple of my relatives, they're pro criminal. Of course, a lot of middle class democrats who will vote for this crap will make sure that they live in neighborhoods where ex cons and welfare people can't afford to live. And they think Christians are hypocrites.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
---
So YOU are the reason I still have to wear these Invisaligners...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2025 10:40 PM (GlyvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:40 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Piper
I got what you need
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner-y at April
That is not the next lyric! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:40 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 10:40 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:40 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Arctic Monkeys at April 28, 2025 10:41 PM (GlyvH)
Boomers, Boomers,
So tired of hearing shit about Boomers.
I guess everything that is wrong in our country is because of Boomers.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (YCxFk)
A real shame. As soon as the tariffs were called this month, you just knew that Poilievre was cooked. He'll get another chance, as the Liberals just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (RYGGL)
♫Lowered expectations...♫
Posted by: toby928 at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (pZEOD)
We don't care sir. We don't have to. We're the phone company. [snort]
Posted by: Earnestine Tomlin at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (gMI5R)
Which translates to a One.
She probably has a hockey stick leaning against the nightstand and a hockey mask in the drawer in her boudoir.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 28, 2025 10:42 PM (ufFY8)
Also, there's a Dead song referencing an operator which maybe a cover of one already mentioned.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 28, 2025 10:43 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2025 10:39 PM]
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: toby928 at April 28, 2025 10:43 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:44 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Miklos iaslo partial to a wiggle in the walk at April 28, 2025 10:45 PM (IKhKt)
Didn't know that was near Rock Ridge.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:45 PM (ufFY8)
So I guess, Knocking on Heaven's Door by GnR?
Posted by: Earnestine Tomlin at April 28, 2025 10:45 PM (gMI5R)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:44 PM (AOsQT)
As soon as I hang up the phone?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (gMI5R)
Posted by: Don Black
"Condolence Call*
Posted by: the coal mine where Loretta's daddy worked at April 28, 2025 10:47 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Now you have my attention . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2025 10:47 PM (vKNmo)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (XlvBQ)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (RFhjS)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (IDphi)
Boomers, Boomers,
So tired of hearing shit about Boomers.
I guess everything that is wrong in our country is because of Boomers.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
I don't understand this antipathy toward missile subs....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (ufFY8)
https://bit.ly/pop-on-the-line
Posted by: mindful webworker - guess I better zzzzip at April 28, 2025
Cute!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:49 PM (pZEOD)
Calling occupants of interplanetary planets craft
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2025 10:35 PM (7gFa4)
Love that song!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Earnestine Tomlin
Is this the Party to whom I am speaking?
Posted by: Sara from Hooterville at April 28, 2025 10:49 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:49 PM (AOsQT)
We ordered some canned goods from Walmart a couple of weeks ago. We live in a very small town with a small grocery store and some things we can't get here.
Anyways, we have to drive an hour to Walmart and it is a pain in the ass.
The canned goods we ordered were packed in double sturdy cardboxes. Out of 36 cans only 2 were not dented so badly we had to throw them out.
We think they are shipping the rejects from their stock.
Can you say assholes??
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:50 PM (3ek7K)
#65
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (6/+5Z)
Yes.
I was going to reference the "save a $400(?) handcart" joke, but couldn't pull that off.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Earnestine Tomlin
Is this the Party to whom I am speaking?
Posted by: Sara from Hooterville
We have equipment so sophisticated, even we can't fix it.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 10:51 PM (TfUTr)
They arrested me and they put me in jail,
Called my Pappy to throw my bail
And he said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin
If you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: four seasons
I can.
But being rather thrifty, I mainly use the Singular.
Posted by: Miklos can cuss in more than one language, and often refrains at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (IKhKt)
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor
Woke him up and said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take
I say, doctor, to relieve this bellyache?
I say, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take
I say, doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (JRP2U)
Been a while since I last heard that. Great song. Thanks.
Good ONT, Doof. Nice werk.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wish I'd been better at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (+bW3+)
Telephone
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Joe Biden and the Castaways at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (RFhjS)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:46 PM (qwx/I)
Prime Minister Carney, you shouldn’t let OrangeManBad push you around. 400% tariffs and a complete embargo on Rush music to America. Pull them from Youtube, pull them from Spotify. It’s the only way to teach us.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Travis Tritt at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (G5+As)
Archer,
Yes! We could have sent them back and asked for a refund, LMAO!!
That would never happen, that they would refund the money we spent.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (3ek7K)
The same thing we do every night Brain... Err Anna, buxum anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
To thoroughly cross the olden times meme streams.
Posted by: I still can't think of anything at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (oRw8K)
Posted by: Earnestine Tomlin
Back in my frat boy days, one brother would make his phone bill payable to "The Fucking Phone Company" (New England Telephone, I think) had no trouble cashing it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2025 10:55 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:41 PM
----
Our Boomer neighbor has been wonderful. We are getting ready to put our dog to sleep due to cancer. He has helped us arrange things with a local pet cremation service. He came over this evening with cigars and we hung out and chilled. He's a rancher and good dude. Sometimes I wonder if he posts here.
I dislike the Generational Warfare. Speaking as a GenXer who gets along very well with Boomers.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 10:55 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (l3YAf)
Do the same with Neil Young's music.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:55 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 28, 2025 10:43 PM (Vvh2V)
Chuck Berry or Johnny Rivers 'Memphis'
Thank you Goggle....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2025 10:56 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 10:55 PM (VNX3d)
And recall that asshoe David Brooks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 10:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 10:57 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
"boomer" is code for "class enemy" and an acceptable substitute for "I hate you daddy"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Travis Tritt at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (G5+As)
Huh?
Posted by: Gen Xer at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Well, OK, but don't ban Gale Garnett records.
Posted by: We'll Sing In The Sunshine at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (G5+As)
You got "I'll do my crying in the rain" - Everly Bros?
It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Ciampino - It never at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (sPQoU)
Can you say assholes??
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:50 PM (3ek7K)
Plausible. We’ve become such a low-trust society that companies are just milking consumers every way they can. A big company like Walmart has no incentive left not to deliver the cheapest experience possible. They don’t think they’ll ever be held accountable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (l3YAf)
they are not getting shots on goal, but at least they are making up for that with all the unnecessary extra passing in the O zone
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (AOsQT)
We picked up our old dog's ashes from the Vet today.
I'm a weirdo, I keep all the ashes from the many dogs that owned us.
We both cried when we saw Charlie's paw prints.
Pets are better than most humans on this earth.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
https://is.gd/6rLkRX
Good night.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 28, 2025 10:59 PM (DIweC)
Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at April 28, 2025 10:59 PM (AQ9kW)
Posted by: braenyard- Some friends are more equal than others at April 28, 2025 10:59 PM (l7sQp)
https://youtu.be/5meWI3iX1sE
I can keep all the corners on my Man Card if I link the PMJ version, right?
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2025 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 11:00 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2025 11:00 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2025 11:00 PM (Vj4xA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:00 PM (W5ArC)
Hip hugging black leather pants that are fused with black leather boots and their 2in heels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2025 11:00 PM (Vj4xA)
Tell me how that works.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Leah Hextall at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (ufFY8)
Kindltot,
Yes, that is exactly what it is.
How many people that comment here were raised by Boomers? Most I'll bet.
Get the fuck over yourselves. You are still alive and you can thank your Boomer parents for that.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Travis Tritt at April 28, 2025 10:54 PM (G5+As)
Awww...someone beat me to it....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:02 PM (QGaXH)
they are not getting shots on goal, but at least they are making up for that with all the unnecessary extra passing in the O zone
Posted by: Don Black
They've hit 100% of the shots they haven't taken, or something.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2025 11:02 PM (DgGvY)
Five more beers... going to bed.
I did my best.
Dad was 90. They had me late. Mom was a nun for 14 years.
Dad and I had no unexpressed thoughts. I remember walking with him down the road. Dude was 90.. He told me him and Mom were really lucky I was there. Dad and I were good.
And Mom was 10 years younger. I did everything for her. I miss her so much.
Bed time.
My friend is building a tree house for his kids. I'm helping him out.I'm picking myself up and doing my best to make the Horde proud.
Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 28, 2025 11:02 PM (jvJvP)
I don't think it's fair to blame Canada falling to the Communists on them.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (W5ArC)
That's all I got...
I'll now head over to the bar...
Miklos, pour me a double please🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (GhZY8)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2025 10:48 PM (RFhjS)
Ooh, good one..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (WH3oY)
Posted by: Preznit Emeritus Biden at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 11:04 PM (6/+5Z)
The first movement obsesses on a single motive that musicians humorously label “Answer the telephone!”
-Can confirm, this is true!
Posted by: Piercello at April 28, 2025 11:04 PM (G6MQh)
Sounds like a great place for you to move retard.
Posted by: Gen Xer at April 28, 2025 11:04 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (ha1wR)
Person A: "Your mother -in-law called - she wants to talk to you in person"
Person B: "In person? I don't even want to talk to her person-to-person"
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (QGaXH)
Seems like there are more Boomers here than Millennials.
But, anyway, it’s not unusual for kids and parents to be aggravated by one another.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: toby928 at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (ufFY8)
Miklos, pour me a double please🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Right away, Miss
Posted by: Miklos notes that CoMM brings here own 24 oz insulated tumbler at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (IKhKt)
https://tinyurl.com/3tbnah4f
Posted by: Ciampino - It's tradition at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (sPQoU)
Today's Youth get PTSD if someone forgets to call them "xim".
We are not the same.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:06 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2025 11:06 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Thank you! The bus station smelled icky.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 11:06 PM (TfUTr)
https://tinyurl.com/3tbnah4f
Posted by: Ciampino - It's tradition at April 28, 2025 11:05 PM (sPQoU)
Right turn, Clyde.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 11:06 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mark1971
Tell me how that works.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull
"Which one's Pink?" Bloody wankers.....
Posted by: zombie Syd Barrett at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (DgGvY)
Supposedly, urban areas like NYC, Chicago, Los Angeles got the low number area codes (212, 213, 3XX) because they could be dialed quicker on the old rotary phones, while places like Utah got the higher number area codes....
True? Don't know but seems logical....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (GhZY8)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (8cPKb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
It's true.
Alaska is 907, by the way.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:08 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 11:08 PM (uksS7)
FFS shoot the puck already
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 11:08 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Cicero
In case it hasn't been mentioned…
Cut the green wire. Or is it the blue one?
Posted by: mindful webworker - they're all red! at April 28, 2025 11:08 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Some Rat
Here
Use some of this Everclear to clean yourself up.
Posted by: Miklos offers bar mop towels as well at April 28, 2025 11:08 PM (IKhKt)
Bah, luxury! I would be happy with a bit of thermonuclear war. We had to make do with deracinated, depraved society of godless perverts and anti-white communism.
Posted by: The Four Millennials at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
I mean every liberal said they'd move to Canada if Trump was elected, here's their chance to save money doing so.
Posted by: Rbastid at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (+cLwS)
Posted by: PabloD at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (65gtf)
About to hit 1,000 posts and 150 followers also.
Gob-smacked I am.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (wbjSL)
You are loved. Thank you for taking care of your mom
This is special to me.
Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Adriane the Princess Telephone in the Shower Critic . . . at April 28, 2025 11:10 PM (tcomi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2025 11:10 PM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
This is true.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Vincent Furnier at April 28, 2025 11:11 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2025 11:11 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (Vj4xA)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
And the middle digit in the area code used to be either a 1 or 0.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (WH3oY)
Boomers are like younger Millennials and Zoomers: incredibly sensitive to online joking. Almost comically thin-skinned.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (W5ArC)
The surgeon did say that my response to this chemo has been "dramatic", and he is "cautiously optimistic" that surgery will be an option in the future.
The surgeon has had about 20-25 patients over the last 3-4 years who had the mutation which allowed them to take this medication in the first place. Apparently only 10% of people with this type of cancer have this mutation, and of that 10%, about 40% have a positive response to the medication.
So everything looks good for now! I will have another CT Scan in 3 months to monitor my progress. 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 28, 2025 11:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 11:13 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2025 11:10 PM (y5Qz+)
No toilet paper again? Or just empty of crap designed to break one week after the one month warranty expires?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 11:13 PM (VNX3d)
That means that I am one of the only 1% of people with this type of cancer who has this mutation. There are usually around 800-1000 people who test positive for this cancer in any given year, so I am one of only about 100 people who has this mutation in any given year, and one of only 40 who responds to this medication.
I guess I have threaded that needle for now – I’m gonna ride this as long as I can!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 28, 2025 11:13 PM (SRRAx)
How much have our lives changed because of cellphones and social media?
I don't need to know what people are doing, eating, etc. on an hourly basis.
People need to live their lives without notifying us of everything they are doing.
Unless you are sick, etc. I don't need to know everything you are doing every minute.
Live life and deal with it.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (6/+5Z)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (W5ArC)
Things which will baffle youngsters today:
"You can keep the dime" - and the whole interaction with the Operator.
"Long distance information…"
"I call you up, invest a dime…"
Posted by: mindful webworker - they're all red! at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM (l3YAf)
Ninja please.
Posted by: Gen Xer at April 28, 2025 11:14 PM (VofaG)
Get the fuck over yourselves. You are still alive and you can thank your Boomer parents for that.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:01 PM (3ek7K)
All of us latchkey kids from broken homes just need to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps!
LOL do you even hear yourselves?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 28, 2025 11:15 PM (Poobo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 11:15 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2025 11:15 PM (W5HgH)
I'm glad they exist though, just to keep Amazon from being a monopoly.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2025 11:16 PM (eIjvK)
Posted by: The Four Millennials at April 28, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
We won the Cold War.
If things went to shit after that, it's on your generation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:16 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 11:16 PM (QGaXH)
That’s why you don’t use social media, dude. At best it’s utter banality. At worst, it’s intensively corrosive to the already heavily-eroded social fabric.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:16 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: ScaryMary
1) On-topic! * golf clap *
B) I don't think ActBlue is paying American wages for his level of commentary.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2025 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
pronounced
Yeah, I caught that one, too.
Hate it when a good joke is spoiled by a glitch like that. It's like great memes spoiled by a typo or speeliinng err.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the misplaced apostraphe at April 28, 2025 11:17 PM (+bW3+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:12 PM
Who could possibly know better than you?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2025 11:17 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2025 11:17 PM (gKWVE)
Without giving anything away, about half of the drama would have disappeared if they'd had cell phones, and there would've been a lot more surviving characters at the end.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:17 PM (W5ArC)
3-2
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2025 11:18 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 11:18 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:20 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:21 PM (ufFY8)
I go to some AHL games (Ducks farm team) and I've now got the people sitting around us to join in counting passes before a shot on a PP. It generally averages around 6-7, minimum. Again - usually to get a low % shot. I seriously wonder about coaching now. My overall impression of pros now (at least top level minors) - incredibly powerful fast and BIG talented athletes producing adult recreational level hockey.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 11:22 PM (1m82a)
Been a while since I last heard that. Great song. Thanks.
Good ONT, Doof. Nice werk.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wish I'd been better at April 28, 2025 10:53 PM (+bW3+)
Thank you!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 11:23 PM (RFPHU)
He probably could use some supportive words right about now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:20 PM (W5ArC)
Oh, I'm assuming the Canadians struck off their freedom to spite their face?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:23 PM (bss/y)
It's called "Preventing Elected Leaders from Owning Securities and Investments." (PELOSI).
Good one, Josh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:24 PM (W5ArC)
Not because of anything you did.
>> If things went to shit after that, it's on your generation.
Why? The first Millennial to run for President will be Vance. Boomers were voting Democrats into office and burning their draft cards while listening to bad music and doing drugs long before I was born.
Boomers strip-mined the country and let our industrial base be sent to China and the let tens of millions of immigrants (legal and illegal) into the country to drive wages down. All before I could ever vote. I had to compete against illegals that Boomers let into the country for my first jobs in high school.
You turned the culture into dreck. All just gore and sex and drug abuse. You made abortion a “human right”, indulged in divorce to disturbing excess, and turned religion into a faggy acoustic guitar clapfest because the idea of a judgmental God offended your egotism.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:24 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:24 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:23 PM (bss/y)
They did, sadly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:24 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 11:24 PM (uksS7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:25 PM (W5ArC)
I did exactly none of that, son.
But sure, keep acting out your anger against Mommy and Daddy. It's very mature.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:26 PM (W5ArC)
Disinterested FDA Director,
Not in my house. We didn't buy into any of that shit.
Apparently, we were in the minority.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:26 PM (3ek7K)
You wanna know generational problems, ask Augustus or Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 28, 2025 11:27 PM (TrKJG)
Yep, being mad at Mommy and Daddy makes one blame everyone else for the problems with world.
Get the fuck over yourselves.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:28 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2025 11:28 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:25 PM (W5ArC)
Karl Marx. Do you really think communism would succeed?
It collapsed because it sucked. You didn’t do anything but cower and lose wars. Vietnam? What a showing.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:28 PM (l3YAf)
Have a similar story from way back involving an NHL fan base, but recounting it would be invidious given the location and the team.
Hits along the boards are much, much easier (and more dangerous) than open ice hits. These kids have the skills, but it's a cultural change.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 11:28 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 11:29 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:29 PM (bss/y)
You are aware that the Soviet Union lasted for over 70 years, and that Communist China still exists even today?
Nah, of course you aren't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:29 PM (W5ArC)
Mob lawyer prosecutor Hank Brennan questioned Canuck IT expert Ian Whiffin about Jen McCabe's "his long to die in cold" search four hours before John O'Keefes body was found. He claimed the timestamp was not the proper timestamp. After stretching out the insipid questioning, defense attorney nerd Alessi started his cross. He only got a few minutes if sweet, sweet grilling before Judge Bev sent the jury home for the day (half day scheduled).
The afternoon was spent in voir dire for the Crash Daddys, the ARCCA experts originally hired by the DOJ. Brennan really, REALLY wants to exclude them from testimony because they destroy his case. Hank was a complete, total screaming asshole to Dr. Wolfe, the Crash Daddy all the women want to be impregnated by. After Wolfe, Dr. Rentschler was briefly questioned.
Tomorrow morning cross of the Canuck continues. Alessi will eviscerate him, which should be wonderful. After that, the Totally Evil Jen McCabe will take the stand.
Check it out on Andrea Burkhart's channel tomorrow.
FKR.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2025 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Yes, but your generation did. This is the problem with these generational arguments. Somebody makes an accurate statement about the decline of society during a certain generation’s reign, and then someone is like “No, I didn’t do that! I was the exception!”
Ok, nobody thinks every Boomer was a pot-smoking hippie, but that’s the defining image of your generation. That’s the point of the argument.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:32 PM (l3YAf)
You got "I'll do my crying in the rain" - Everly Bros?
It never rains in Southern California.
Posted by: Ciampino - It never at April 28, 2025 10:58 PM (sPQoU)
--
Martin Briley - A Rainy Day In New York City
Posted by: Ciampino - It's traditional at April 28, 2025 11:32 PM (sPQoU)
"This is the United States calling...Mr Floyd looking for Mrs Floyd."
"There's a man there!"
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 11:32 PM (qwx/I)
Except NorKo. I am not even sure what to classify them as. They are like, an isolationist monarchy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:33 PM (bss/y)
Well, let's just look at the outcome from a pragmatic standpoint, hoss.
They killed 50,000 of us.
We killed 2 million of them.
Their sponsor, the Soviet Union, has been wiped from the face of the earth.
And now they make our sneakers for 13 cents an hour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:33 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 11:33 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2025 11:34 PM (A/ZMR)
Nah, of course you aren't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:29 PM (W5ArC)
Yes, the Soviet Union lasted until people got fed up with the bad economy. It didn’t collapse because of a single thing done by American Boomers.
China’s only nominally Communist. I don’t know what the hell they are, to be honest. Like a feudal hyper-industrial state?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:34 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (GhZY8)
I don't think it's fair to blame Canada falling to the Communists on them.
Posted by: Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull at April 28, 2025 11:03 PM (W5ArC)
Pearl lobbied hard to outlaw handguns in Canada.
And had a personal bodyguard.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (JRP2U)
self awareness , taking responsibility and shame not a strong suit of your generation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
I especially enjoy and rejoice in this good news.
Posted by: Miklos at April 28, 2025 11:36 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Amazing! I am so happy for you, Teresa!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2025 11:36 PM (7gFa4)
Don Black,
It's always the Boomers. We apparently controlled the world back then.
Hubby and I are in our seventies now. All we were concerned with in our younger days was making ends meet, raising children, just surviving. We were not aware our generation was fucking up future generations.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2025 11:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2025 11:33 PM (bss/y)
Yes, I don't recall hereditary monarchy being one of Marx's predicted evolutionary stages of government/society.
Someone, I don't remember who, observed that Russia has always been ruled by Czars and China has always been ruled by Emperors. Even though those officials have used different names (e.g., "chairman"), they're still basically Czars and Emperors.
Japan is pretty much the only country outside of Western Europe, North America, and Australia that has actually manage to switch to, and keep, a republican form of government.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)
Whatever you have to tell yourself, son.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)
It was actually 58,000. But, ok, you won by losing. What a clever strategy. I never would have thought of that!
Of course, the Soviet Union did succeed in turning America into a weak, faggoty country full of communism. So.. I dunno, maybe you actually lost there?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:37 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2025 11:38 PM (RFhjS)
And had a personal bodyguard.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (JRP2U)
And so did Peart (damn auto-coronet)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 28, 2025 11:39 PM (JRP2U)
He probably could use some supportive words right about now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I thought I read that Alberta (like the Quebequers used to do) has an independence referendum coming up.
Posted by: Miklos welcomes our New Alberto-Americans at April 28, 2025 11:41 PM (IKhKt)
You think losing 2 million people and winding up as a third world sweatshop is "winning"?
They literally do the jobs that are so shitty and poorly paid that China won't do them.
Okay, son. Remind me to never put you in charge of national defense.
You don't know much about how the Cold War was actually won, do you?
Hint: it involved spending them to death.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2025 11:41 PM (W5ArC)
-
I have posted this before. From a 1997 email I still have:
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
(cont.)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 11:41 PM (qFAfu)
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2025 11:42 PM (qFAfu)
NEW AROMA RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY CAN IDENTIFY ISLAMIC FECES DESPITE THE MASKS❗
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the cuscus at April 28, 2025 11:42 PM (sPQoU)
As a practical matter, is there actually any likelihood of AB "secession", either involving the US or not?
And as I said above, this is very bad for the US too, in several ways. Most seem unaware of serious mistakes Canada has made that directly affect the US. There are several, but 2 highlights are visa-waiver travel for Mexicans (= massive and new cartel penetration) and of course the massive importation of unassimilable and unscreened immigrants, many from jihadish climes.
This is what was behind Trump's almost immediate confrontation with Canada - that border is now a security issue for the US (major terrorist attack on NYC thwarted last year). It's possible the Liberals will play ball on serious border issues, of course. But seems unlikely (impossible?) to fix some of the damage done to Canada that also directly affects the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 11:42 PM (1m82a)
There's a sign at the top of a hill near a village or small town:
Run down the hill screaming.
By order of life's too short.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2025 11:43 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the cuscus? at April 28, 2025 11:44 PM (sPQoU)
Well, I guess "switch to" is one way to put it.
Posted by: The Allies, nuclear weapons, occupation at April 28, 2025 11:45 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (VofaG)
He doesn't need self awareness or to take responsibility when he can blame his parents.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2025 11:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Freak Out 1966 at April 28, 2025 11:47 PM (G5+As)
I think they kicked you and your friends’ asses, and then inevitably became a sweatshop anyway. You could have saved a lot of time and 58,000 lives if you’d just waited for them to turn into a sweatshop anyway. Lol.
>> Hint: it involved spending them to death.
Ahh, that’s why you ran up unprecedented levels of debt.. to “spend them to death”..
And now a lot of our factories are there..
It’s impressive how you lost all those lives, all that money, and all those factories. What a winning move!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:47 PM (l3YAf)
I recall that about 15 or so years ago, Canada had to revoke visa-free entry for Czechs. Problem was Gypsies, with Czech passports. Nearly all, within a couple of months, had been arrested for some theft, or applied for welfare, or both.
Posted by: Miklos recalls things at April 28, 2025 11:48 PM (IKhKt)
Some lousy joints,
and all the glitter we can use,
So, don't call us, we'll call you.
Posted by: CharlestheHammer at April 28, 2025 11:49 PM (Dvo0o)
We have three children. The boys are fine, making their way in the world just like we did. Our daughter, on the other hand, got sucked into some wacko church in her late teens and she is not the same person she was before she got involved with the wacko church.
She will tell you she hates us and our beliefs, which is fine, whatever.
She moved to a suburb of Denver many years ago and is now eaten up with the wacko shit and all we hear from her is how miserable she is and it is all our fault.
Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2025 11:50 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 11:50 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2025 11:52 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2025 11:52 PM (PzOF6)
Posted by: The Allies, nuclear weapons, occupation at April 28, 2025 11:45 PM (1m82a)
And baseball.
Don't forget baseball.
Pre faggy Designated Hitter.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 28, 2025 11:52 PM (Vvh2V)
“Oh, and Vietnam became a slave labor camp for GloboHomo and we deserve the credit!”
Ok? You didn’t collapse the Soviet Union, but who cares if you did? You let America be ruined. Who cares about the goddamn Russians?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (l3YAf)
Did you leave New Zealand out?
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the curtom at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Miklos recalls things
Gypsies? Ptui! All good Leutonians hate gypsies! They steal!
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: rhomboid
Elections, a as famous Homo-Islamo-American politician once said, have consequences.
Canada's "conservative" governments (Mulrooney e.g.) have done much less harm.
Posted by: Miklos observes things at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (ufFY8)
Weird Al Yankovic, Phony Calls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP2VyJWkWpE
Posted by: Nathan at April 28, 2025 11:55 PM (uqYS/)
Posted by: Miklos was only invited to one at April 28, 2025 11:56 PM (IKhKt)
I assume Korea is explained by Japanese occupation (check out the shelves of an H Mart some time), Taiwan (do they play b-ball?) ditto.
Japanese baseball is great. Sure, cheers and cheerleaders are weird, but it's all worth it when the teams line up on the base lines at the end of the game and bow to the crowd. Also, the whole game - bunting, all the small-ball tactics that can make it such a rich game.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2025 11:56 PM (1m82a)
https://mol.im/a/14654255
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the custom around here at April 28, 2025 11:57 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Sign on my lawn says no whining. Suck it up buttercup.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 28, 2025 11:59 PM (TrKJG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2025 11:59 PM (ufFY8)
And had a personal bodyguard.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 28, 2025 11:35 PM (JRP2U)
And so did Peart (damn auto-coronet)
"“It is impossible to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and be a Republican,” he says. “It’s philosophically absolutely opposed—if they could only think about what they were saying for a minute.”"
- Niel Peart
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2025 12:00 AM (lUFok)
Miklos Sr. launches exclusive Miklos fan club - here's how much it will cost you to join
Posted by: Miklos does not accept PayPal at April 29, 2025 12:01 AM (IKhKt)
Hiya Tammy!
We have no idea what it was that attracted her to the "church".
Hubbie and I go round and round about the situation.
He responds to her in a sympatric way and I'm hardcore. She is always ugly towards us and I really don't give a shit. Life is to short to sympathize with her, in my opinion. She never had kids and I think her outlook about life would be different if she had kids.
Not everyone who didn't have children feel like she does, I get that. I do think she should respect that we did the best we could for her.
Probably we made life to easy for her, I don't know.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:01 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:01 AM (Vvh2V)
https://mol.im/a/14645361
Posted by: Ciampino - well illegals get breaks at April 29, 2025 12:02 AM (sPQoU)
I hope the irony isn't lost on them that they'll probably be euthanized before the next election.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 28, 2025 10:32 PM (qwx/I)
Mostly the filthy deranged Froggies in Quebec.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:02 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:04 AM (y5Qz+)
- Niel Peart
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2025 12:00 AM (lUFok)
I would say he's an atheist or agnostic if I had to bet.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:04 AM (VofaG)
Sign on my lawn says no whining. Suck it up buttercup.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Sock Monkey has beautiful, and perhaps tasty buttercups on his lawn.
So it's not like he's suggesting something that could not really happen.
Might even get a 20 minute Lawn Access Pass for a small fee.
Posted by: Miklos likes flowers and such at April 29, 2025 12:05 AM (IKhKt)
El Pais, Spain
https://tinyurl.com/ycydtuk4
"This power loss was caused by the sudden disappearance of 15 GW of generation for five seconds. To understand the scale of the problem, the five nuclear power plants in Spain have a combined installed capacity of 7.4 GW."
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2025 12:05 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Does the Land of the Noble AOP People have an actual independence vote scheduled?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at April 29, 2025 12:06 AM (IKhKt)
I'm with you. You did your best. I wouldn't let her keep being ugly with you! You'll always love her, of course, but there is no need to let her be abusive! I never had the slightest interest in having kids, and I don't think it affected me negatively, but some people definitely do better once they have children. It takes the focus off themselves, for one thing. Good luck. Hopefully she just needs to mature a little.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:07 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:07 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Miklos likes flowers
Fee would involve sitting on the patio sipping a beverage and figuring out what's wrong with kids these days.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 29, 2025 12:07 AM (TrKJG)
Used to be. Now? Let's just say he's either been proven right, or very, very wrong.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2025 12:07 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (l3YAf
You are getting better at this straw-man stuff. keep it up, you will win this argument on points some day.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2025 12:08 AM (D7oie)
There are many parties, none of which I was invited to!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:08 AM (Vvh2V)
This power loss was caused by the sudden disappearance of 15 GW of generation for five seconds.
Did Johnny pull the plug?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2025 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
Used to be. Now? Let's just say he's either been proven right, or very, very wrong.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2025 12:07 AM (lUFok)
You know how you can tell I'm not a Rush fan ?
I can't remember all the rock guys who have bit the dust.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:10 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:10 AM (Vvh2V)
El Pais, Spain
https://tinyurl.com/ycydtuk4
"This power loss was caused by the sudden disappearance of 15 GW of generation for five seconds. To understand the scale of the problem, the five nuclear power plants in Spain have a combined installed capacity of 7.4 GW."
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2025 12:05 AM (D7oie)
Cheap Chinese inverters on solar panels.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:10 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:10 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:10 AM (l3YAf)
Your sneering is getting better, too.
Pro tip here: Sneers work best if you know what you are talking about.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2025 12:12 AM (D7oie)
Historically speaking, the fatality rate is 99.99999%. Keith Richards is skewing the average, of course.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2025 12:12 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Do I have to pay if I BYOB? I mean enough for everybody.
Posted by: Miklos knows the meaning of the term "brown bagging" at April 29, 2025 12:12 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:13 AM (7q0v1)
Do any of you wonder what happened to respect in our country?
Yep, my opinion is opposite of yours but is there any middle ground?
I want our Country to be great and I don't understand people who want tear it down.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Kindltot
*considers this wise advice*
I'll just sit here and wax my moustache.
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash takes a break at April 29, 2025 12:14 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Miklos welcomes our New Alberto-Americans at April 28, 2025 11:41 PM (IKhKt)
We damned well ought to. Or nuke Quebec, and every motherfucker in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:15 AM (8zz6B)
Bummer about Canada. Guess Trudeau wasn't as dumb as he looks. Libs removed a deeply unpopular PM and got a new candidate with an incumbent's advantage.
Poilievre is hard to spell anyway.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2025 12:15 AM (KnnTg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:15 AM (8zz6B)
Not a Habs fan, eh?
And I blame AI on the Spain power outage.
Skynet birth pangs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2025 12:16 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:16 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:16 AM (Vvh2V)
Nobody wants Canada as the 51st state
Posted by: Maroon at April 29, 2025 12:17 AM (eWTL+)
Your serious? A gay communist country with 50 million illegals where your son can be taken away if his groomer teacher convinces him he’s a little girl who needs to cut his penis off?
You don’t understand why someone would want to tear down this nightmare land of morbidly-obese, drug-addicted tattooed freaks who stare into their phones all day?
How many covid lockdowns will it take, how many BLM riots, until you realize this isn’t 1957? America is long gone.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (y5Qz+)
Do they give you anything to 'wake up' your bladder? Anyway I'm glad that it went the best it could and sounds temporary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (VofaG)
I lead a life of crime
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 28, 2025 10:17 PM (144I4)
Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep!
https://youtu.be/GFzgYeUN6iQ?si=ftCPkcQDKtsjIZzo
Best rock’n’roll parody ever.
Posted by: The Osprey at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mark in SC at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (gWO+I)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:04 AM (VofaG)
I think he's dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:19 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Miklos
My beverage choice is generally coffee or lemonade so BYOB might be a wise move. I do have some airline bottles of booze in the prepper stash which I would gladly break out for interesting company such as Professor Miklos. Bring Darlene, she might be a cousin.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 29, 2025 12:19 AM (TrKJG)
Posted by: Miklos notes the "North" Carolina part is apparently taken at April 29, 2025 12:19 AM (IKhKt)
Nobody wants Canada as the 51st state
Posted by: Maroon at April 29, 2025 12:17 AM (eWTL+)
5-D chess move, there. Trump successfully drove a wedge between us.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:19 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:18 AM (l3YAf)
When are you going? Doesn't seem America is a place you want to be anymore.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:20 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:21 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2025 12:12 AM (D7oie)
Oh, what do you think it was?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:21 AM (l3YAf)
Anybody stupid enough to believe that could happen deserves what they get.
I don't think that had anything to do with it, but the tarrifs probably did a little. I think there was a lot of last minute foreign money that helped things along. The same thing that installed Carney.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:21 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Be Hell to pay later if Marleen and Charleen aren't invited.
Posted by: Miklos has learnt Diplomacy and Conflict Management at April 29, 2025 12:21 AM (IKhKt)
But every fucking lefty and Never Trumper (BIRM) are going to be like, "BUT TRUUUUUUMP!!!!"
Shut the the fuck up with that bullshit.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2025 12:22 AM (KnnTg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2025 12:22 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2025 12:24 AM (KnnTg)
Anyone who doesn't like living the US should leave, unless you like bitching how terrible it is here.
Howz about moving to the United Kingdom where anything negative you post about those countries will get you arrested?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:24 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Miklos has learnt Diplomacy and Conflict Management
Bring em all. I've got enough Y chromosome to survive.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 29, 2025 12:24 AM (TrKJG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:20 AM (VofaG)
If there were any alternative I’d gladly take it. There are no non-destroyed white countries left. GloboHomo got them all.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:24 AM (l3YAf)
That will tell an important story ...
Posted by: Question at April 29, 2025 12:25 AM (FIL9P)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:25 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:24 AM (l3YAf)
That's a cop out. Croatia, Russia, Hungary to name a few.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:26 AM (VofaG)
Disinterested FDA Director,
Howz about getting off your ass and working towards to making our country great?
It is so easy to comment here and bitch about everything.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:26 AM (3ek7K)
“If you don’t like how destroyed America is, why not move to another destroyed white country?”
Ok.. which one?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:27 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 12:27 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
So.
I suspect you have already met Darleen.
Posted by: Miklos knows it has been a Long Time since the First Time at April 29, 2025 12:27 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:21 AM (Vvh2V)
China dumped a lot of money into this election. Of all the Provinces, two went lopsidedly Liberal: Quebec, and Nova Scotia. Newfy, New Brunswick, Ontario, Manitoba, and BC more or less an even split. Alberta and Saskatchewan about 90% Conservative.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:28 AM (8zz6B)
It is so easy to sit in your comfort zone and bitch about our country.
Do you think it will be any better anywhere else?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:28 AM (3ek7K)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6fogrLdsw
Posted by: goozer at April 29, 2025 12:29 AM (V1MWf)
God bless Teresa with continued improvement. Tough row to hoe but you're doing it with style.
On a tip from Ciampino
https://youtu.be/Qg94v2H1M_w
G'nite, generation Morons.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the rain is pain that no one can explain at April 29, 2025 12:29 AM (+bW3+)
Had to read to the end to get what King Leonidesed meant.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:29 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
That's a cop out. Croatia, Russia, Hungary to name a few.
basz meg, te geci
a kurva anyad, szopp meg te buzi
Posted by: Miklos offers opinion in Hungarian at April 29, 2025 12:30 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:26 AM (VofaG)
I mean, are those countries really that non-gay and non-communist? Maybe slightly better than America. I have thought about Russia, but they have a lot of drug addicts, gays, feminists, atheists, communists and so-forth. They even fell for the covid hoax pretty hard.
The fact, America was the greatest country on Earth, from like 1892 to 1960 or so. Unfortunately it was thrown away.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:31 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:32 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:27 AM (l3YAf)
Based on what you think is wrong here I gave you a few choices . Some people talk . Some people do.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:32 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Miklos would have bet differently at April 29, 2025 12:32 AM (IKhKt)
You don't like it here, fucking move to another country.
whine, whine and sit on your ass and bitch about this country.
Find somewhere where you think you will be happy.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:33 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Miklos knows it has been a Long Time since the First Time
Sock Monkey's first rule when discussing his wayward yewt, deny everything.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 29, 2025 12:33 AM (TrKJG)
Do you think it will be any better anywhere else?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:28 AM (3ek7K)
“Everywhere’s a shithole so that means America’s not a shithole.”
I don’t follow that logic. America was greater in the past.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:34 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:34 AM (7q0v1)
a kurva anyad, szopp meg te buzi
Posted by: Miklos offers opinion in Hungarian at April 29, 2025 12:30 AM (IKhKt)
God bless you
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:35 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Mainly, yes. Thirty years will do things to a man.
The Experts way that as an adult, the three most difficult are Japanese, Arabic, and Hungarian. That is spoken, not written, at least Hungarian uses a Latin alphabet with some extra accents.
Personally, I found Albanian difficult. Maybe it isn't on the Most Difficult List because obscure.
Posted by: Miklos can very polite in several languages, until you piss me off at April 29, 2025 12:36 AM (IKhKt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAy_Gq1nkDQ
Posted by: goozer at April 29, 2025 12:37 AM (V1MWf)
I would've assumed Quebec to be solidly Liberal! But I've been hearing from friends that China and India are thought to have been pouring money into the Canadian election. I didn't realize India had that much of an interest.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:37 AM (Vvh2V)
The past is the past. The future can be greater.
Seriously, get over yourself.
Go to another country and still comment on Ace about how whichever country you move to is a shithole.
Does anything in your life here please you?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:37 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Miklos would have bet differently at April 29, 2025 12:32 AM (IKhKt)
Conservatives leading by several seats, in fact. Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Spud Island, all 100% Liberal. Six seats in total.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:37 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Miklos can be very polite at April 29, 2025 12:38 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:29 AM (VofaG)
"This... Is... Megacorp!" (Kicks PM Robert into elevator shaft)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2025 12:38 AM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Miklos can very polite in several languages, until you piss me off at April 29, 2025 12:36 AM (IKhKt
Now you reminded me of the movie Taken.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:38 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Miklos offers opinion in Hungarian at April 29, 2025 12:30 AM (IKhKt)
Miklos, does kurva mean the same thing in Hungarian as kurwa means in Polish?
Posted by: The Osprey at April 29, 2025 12:39 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:41 AM (7q0v1)
American
Australian
Canadian eh
British
Scottish ( most difficult to learn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:41 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:37 AM (Vvh2V)
Quebec, as of now: Liberal, 43 seats; Bloc Quebecois, 23 seats; Conservatives, 11 seats, Dippers, 1 seat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 12:41 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I saved myself later effort by passing out and not remembering.
Posted by: Efficient and Foresighted Miklos at April 29, 2025 12:41 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: SD at April 29, 2025 12:41 AM (O3qZY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:32 AM (VofaG)
Look, I’m not going to pick up and move around the world for a country that’s 20% less faggy. That’s not reasonable.
Maybe America can be made great again. Maybe we can undo all of the outsourcing, the mass immigration, the degradation of our culture and society, the debasement of religion, especially Catholicism, the gay stuff everywhere, the BLM/DEI, the Brown v. Board of education, etc..
I hope that happens.
Anyway, my family moved here many generations ago. They ethnically cleansed the natives a d built the greatest nation in history. So I’m not going anywhere, yet.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:42 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2025 12:42 AM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 29, 2025 12:42 AM (gqCri)
Posted by: The Osprey
Tak
Posted by: Miklos says "yes" but po Polsku at April 29, 2025 12:43 AM (IKhKt)
Hey Pete Bog!
Are you getting snow over there?
I've seen the weather forecast and we aren't getting snow, but I don't know about you over there.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:45 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2025 12:45 AM (VNX3d)
http://tiny.cc/nn2i001
Gnight..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2025 12:46 AM (bA75n)
America has the finest drag-queen story hours on Earth!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:49 AM (l3YAf)
It's so interesting to get this peek into other countries' elections. I wish it had gone the other way, but it's still interesting.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2025 12:51 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at April 29, 2025 12:51 AM (IKhKt)
Disinterested FDA Director,
When you move to another country you can start the Drag Queen shit there.
You like to argue, lol.
Life is too short for that shit.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:52 AM (3ek7K)
youtube.com/watch?v=BuKutCP6N2o
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 12:53 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:53 AM (7q0v1)
It shouldn't take more than twenty years for us to be able to declare victory and come home covered in glory.
Medals for everybody!
Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican at April 29, 2025 12:54 AM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Monty Miklos-Python at April 29, 2025 12:54 AM (IKhKt)
Life is too short for that shit.
Posted by: four seasons
No it isn't
Posted by: Monty Miklos-Python at April 29, 2025 12:54 AM (IKhKt)
Lol
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 12:56 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 29, 2025 12:58 AM (VofaG)
Miklos,
Has Piggy Park rebuilt the main store that burned down a couple of months ago?
We ate there a lot and it was devasting that it burned down.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:04 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at April 29, 2025 01:06 AM (2RQO4)
Posted by: TC at April 29, 2025 01:09 AM (szqEY)
I don't know about the rest of the country, but here in SW Wyoming the chink flu is everywhere.
WTF? Hubby and I have been sick with it for two weeks.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:11 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at April 29, 2025 01:11 AM (2RQO4)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at April 29, 2025 01:06 AM (2RQO4)
That's because it's a letter, not a phone call.
Posted by: goozer at April 29, 2025 01:13 AM (V1MWf)
Pod,
You didn't kill the thread. It is 11:14 here in Wyoming, still early, but other time zones are later. Most people have retired.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:13 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 29, 2025 01:14 AM (uksS7)
Ok? You didn’t collapse the Soviet Union, but who cares if you did? You let America be ruined. Who cares about the goddamn Russians?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 28, 2025 11:54 PM (l3YAf)
Oh, DO give it a rest, you screechy little pussy.
I can see that you're a member in good standing of the Whine Generation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 01:15 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:13 AM (7q0v1)
----
Wow! You've got a rough night!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2025 01:15 AM (HHRcx)
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:15 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)
I would really want to see that.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2025 01:16 AM (CQE5S)
Life is too short for that shit.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 12:52 AM (3ek7K)
He likes to have screechy temper tantrums.
And life is too short to listen to it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2025 01:16 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 29, 2025 01:16 AM (uksS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2025 01:17 AM (XeU6L)
Rodirgo,
Bingo!
I think if people don't like it here, they should move to another country where they can whine and be arrested for having an opinion.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:18 AM (3ek7K)
Maybe even want to phone home afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLtaPOqg2EQ
Posted by: TC at April 29, 2025 01:20 AM (szqEY)
Zeroed out on Wiki punking Meryl Streep.
Zeroed out on the Balochi's blowing up Chyna's Gold and Copper railroad.
One begins to think it's not worth the trouble to provide links.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 01:21 AM (l0E4F)
Has Piggy Park rebuilt the main store that burned down a couple of months ago?
We ate there a lot and it was devasting that it burned down.
Posted by: four seasons
The old restaurant did not burn. What burned was a building across the parking lot that Maurice Sr. built for religious use (he took his Christianity seriously-closed on Sundays) later for catering and events.
AOP, Osprey and had a fine and lengthy lunch there )the original building since about 1953) not long ago.
Posted by: Miklos puts concerns to rest at April 29, 2025 01:23 AM (IKhKt)
Hiya ScaryMary!!
Spring is trying to appear here in Wyoming. We have bulbs blooming but I don't get to excited about that. We could have a blizzard anytime, lol. It is nice to see things greening up here.
Howz about in Texas?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:23 AM (3ek7K)
------
Cymmaron - Rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IylrQhhCk&t=16s
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2025 01:25 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 01:26 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: four seasons
Retired is not bad
"White man work all his life, so he can stop. Me, I never start."
--Samoan Chief, according to Margaret Mead (who lied a lot)
Posted by: Miklos likes Tiki Bars at April 29, 2025 01:26 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Good point!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2025 01:26 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 12:34 AM (7q0v1)
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Coincidentally, Muslim rule in Spain ended in 1492 With the fall of Granada. More than five hundred years of rule by Infidels!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 29, 2025 01:29 AM (y/b50)
Miklos,
We so miss the food in South Carolina. We ate a lot of Piggy Park and Lizard's Thicket.
We miss fried catfish. We asked our meat guy here if he could get catfish so we could fry it up and he said he gave up on that because it was spoiled when it got here.
We are in nowhere Wyoming and even the Pizza Hut here went out of business.
We love it here but the food sucks.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:29 AM (3ek7K)
See Jane Run
Run, Jane, run
See Dick win Girls' state championship and scholarship
Posted by: Miklos dislikes Current Era sometimes at April 29, 2025 01:29 AM (IKhKt)
I didn’t understand at 10, that Heathcliff was probably Earnshaw’s bastard son, which puts a whole other layer of complexity and perversity on the relationships in the novel. Heinlein juveniles were a piece of cake after that.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 01:29 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2025 01:31 AM (0nHVk)
Pronunciation: rau
Spelling: row
Definition: noun : a noisy disturbance or quarrel Row, more popular in British English than in American English, has been in use since at least the mid-18th century. In addition to the common meaning of "a noisy disturbance or quarrel," it can also refer to any heated argument. _Row - Them's Fightin' Words | Merriam-Webster
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 01:32 AM (l0E4F)
This Texas spring has been windy. More than normal. We finally got some good rain. The rain lilies have popped up everywhere and are really pretty.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 29, 2025 01:32 AM (uksS7)
We love it here but the food sucks.
Posted by: four seasons
They ship nationwide
It's called the Flying Pig
https://www.piggiepark.com/shop/
Posted by: Miklos guarantees at April 29, 2025 01:33 AM (IKhKt)
We love it here but the food sucks.
Posted by: four seasons
---
Sounds like y'all are thinking about coming home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 01:34 AM (l0E4F)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You money's no good here, Miss.
You know that
Posted by: Miklos switches off one of the larger neon signs at April 29, 2025 01:35 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 01:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 28, 2025 10:37 PM (uksS7)
Oh, good one!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2025 01:36 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Good point!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2025 01:26 AM (CQE5S)
"Row", meaning fight, or donnybrook, or simply a lot of noise, is pronounced to rhyme with "now", and "how".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 01:36 AM (8zz6B)
Standing outside a broken phone booth
Posted by: TC at April 29, 2025 01:37 AM (szqEY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
FUN FACT
Donnybrook is now one the upscale areas of Dublin
Posted by: Miklos has spent time in Donnybrook without fisticuffs at April 29, 2025 01:38 AM (IKhKt)
Naw, easier to just deport the Boomers!
Seriously, though, how did your generation end up so brainwashed into loving an obviously gay and communist country? It’s bizarre. Is there any evil America can do that would change your mind? America sexually-mutilates children due to the trans cult. It’s the great Satan.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 01:39 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 29, 2025 01:40 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 01:40 AM (7q0v1)
Braenyard,
Oh, we so miss living in the South. We moved here to Wyoming because of the four grandchildren. All of our kids and grandkids live out here in the west and we sat by ourselves in the South.
Grandchildren rock!
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:41 AM (3ek7K)
https://tinyurl.com/mr27y9yt
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 29, 2025 01:42 AM (uksS7)
They arrested me and they put me in jail,
Called my Pappy to throw my bail
And he said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin
If you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 28, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Ha!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2025 01:43 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: four seasons
*imagines little pre-schooler sized guitars, bass, and drums*
Posted by: Miklos would attend their first show at April 29, 2025 01:47 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 01:47 AM (l0E4F)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 01:48 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 01:39 AM (l3YAf)
If you really think boomers believe in all that shit, your brain is broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 01:51 AM (8zz6B)
Don't know where she learned that, because she has only been taught English.
Posted by: Miklos is also a Good Boy, yes he is at April 29, 2025 01:52 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:53 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Some shit ain't worth fixin'
Posted by: Miklos is a practical sort at April 29, 2025 01:53 AM (IKhKt)
"OK boomer" has a nice, simple, bumper-sticker sound that the Tidepod kids like.
They think it sounds cool, and that it makes them sound cool to say it.
Meh.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 29, 2025 01:56 AM (hYWaT)
If people don't like living here in the United States, just fucking move to another country.
I think a lot of people just want to bitch about living here.
Fucking leave and let us know how much better off you are living in a fascist country.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 01:57 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 01:57 AM (7q0v1)
An original Nixon-Agnew one.
Need suitable car to put it on.
Would be interested in any reactions.
Posted by: Old Fart Miklos Archie-Bunker at April 29, 2025 01:59 AM (IKhKt)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 01:59 AM (rdVOm)
I just read about some mall that is closing and how awful it is.
Do people still go to malls?
I hate the feeling of being enclosed in somewhere and malls are the worst.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:02 AM (3ek7K)
An original Nixon-Agnew one.
Need suitable car to put it on.
Would be interested in any reactions.
Posted by: Old Fart Miklos Archie-Bunker
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I gots a '66 Chebby pickup truck...
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos will maintain his part of the Deal at April 29, 2025 02:04 AM (IKhKt)
The problem I see with conservatives is we are so concerned about what assholes think of us.
We should stand up for what we believe in and fuck everyone else.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:05 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 02:06 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:06 AM (rdVOm)
Small people, they just don't know
Posted by: Samantha James at April 29, 2025 02:08 AM (GwRY3)
@seanmdav
2h
All he (Poilievre) had to do was create a mild contrast between himself and Justin Castreau, and instead he spent months trying to do his best impersonation of him. It was like watching Canadian Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2025 02:11 AM (qFAfu)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2025 02:14 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2025 02:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 02:18 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
Hiya Skip!
Hubby goes to bed at 8 and I'm a night owl.
I prefer being up at night. It is quiet here, dogs and hubby are asleep.
What is your schedule tonight?
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:19 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 02:21 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:23 AM (3ek7K)
youtube.com/watch?v=Ydlyc4PHxko
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 02:24 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 02:29 AM (l0E4F)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 02:29 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 02:30 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 01:51 AM (8zz6B)
Plenty of Boomers do, as I'm sure you're aware. The only people showing up to my local anti-Trump protests are old white hippies.
Even the BoomerCons are baffling, though. They say they're against all of the things America stands for, but then get angry at people who hate what America stands for. It's deeply contradictory.
America went astray 60 years ago and it stopped being a decent country sometime in the late 80s and an admirable country sometime in the mid-00s. America is the heart and soul of GloboHomo.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 02:30 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:31 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 02:32 AM (l0E4F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 02:34 AM (y5Qz+)
You mean a fascist country like one that does lockdowns for virus hoaxes? Or one where you'll be fired if you don't spout pro-trans, pro-BLM nonsense?
A fascist country where the secret police spy on traditionalist Christians, and where people who protest a stolen election are called insurrectionists?
What, exactly, are you defending, lol? I keep asking but it seems some of you are stuck in 1960 and think America means apple pie and baseball and not morbidly obese, tattooed trash and forever war and garbage food and black people making a million in online donations for stabbing a child in the heart and the center of the global homosexual agenda..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 02:35 AM (l3YAf)
I love them.
Lunch tomorrow,. 1 pm.
Posted by: Stateless.. 21% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 29, 2025 02:35 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 29, 2025 02:11 AM (qFAfu)
He's even losing his own seat to the Liberal candidate. And there is a huge slate of no-namers also on the ballot, somebody said 90 of them! Sure sounds like some entity with a lot of money really feared him, and recruited a bunch of losers to run against him and lose their deposit. I suspect Chy-nah, or the WEF. (Candidates have make a cash deposit to Elections Canada of hundred dollars or so, refundable if they get a respectable number of votes, just to discourage this sort of shit.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 02:36 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TC at April 29, 2025 02:38 AM (szqEY)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 01:39 AM (l3YAf)
I'm going to say this once: Fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
There are an equal amount of "progressive" asshats in every made-up generation, and none of them have the slightest connection with me and mine.
Why in hell do people say thing about others sight unseen and without thinking first?
How many commenters here qualify as "boomers?" What do you suppose me, born and raised in Alaska by parents born and raised during the depression, have in common with a bunch of silly hippy wannabe asshats from the Lower 48?
Get over these painfully stupid generalizations that mean nothing whatsoever and start dealing with people as people, individuals, with all the good and bad that entails. Or, continue to insult the rest of us by jamming us into groups like the proggies do. Your choice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2025 02:38 AM (a4NoL)
I'm a fan of Weasel's 2-minute rule, LOL! Even though I think making the toast took a bit too long.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
>A fine selection and it brings a smile to my face.
The two loudest concerts I've ever attended were Motorhead.
Lemmy was a funny fuck.
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 02:38 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 02:35 AM (l3YAf)
Have you still not figured out that the country is bigger than the damned government? Your loss.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2025 02:40 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 29, 2025 02:32 AM (l0E4F)
He tried to run to the left to win votes from the squishy middle. Just like Rombley. I don't think he lost much of his base. The biggest swing was the almost total collapse of the NDP, with the Liberals gaining those votes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 02:41 AM (8zz6B)
Disinterested FSA Director,
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I DOUBT YOUR DICK IS LONG ENOUGH TO REACH YOUR INTERNET VOCAL CORDS.
HOWZ ABOUT FINDNG SOME COMMIE WEBSITE WHERE YOU WOULD FEEL AT HOME WITH THE SAME SHIT YOU SPOUT HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU FIND A SITE THAT AGREES WITH YOU?
YOU ARE A SHIT STIRRER AND WE WON'T MISS YOU.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:44 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2025 02:40 AM (a4NoL)
What? The culture? The economy?
Is the argument basically “You like your family and church and friends, so you must love America.” I’m pretty sure people in Germany 1944 or the Soviet Union circa 1985 loved their families, but that doesn’t mean those countries weren’t depraved monstrosities in need of destruction.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 02:45 AM (l3YAf)
The *very last* thing I want to do at this hour, is to argue FKING POLITICS WITH SOME INTERNET RANDO.
Sure, it's a political blog. I get that.
But it's the ONT, fercryinoutloud. Politics goes on All. Freaking. Day. Already.
Jeeeeeez, give it a rest.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 02:49 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 02:54 AM (7q0v1)
I don't get it. If anyone has such thoughts about how awful our country is, FUCKING LEAVE for wherever you think Utopia is.
Posted by: four seasons at April 29, 2025 02:55 AM (3ek7K)
I'm glad you got thru your ordeal today. Seems like you're doing ok, so far.
Yay!!!!
Prayers up for your continued recovery!
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
You sound like a Democrat. “America’s already great! It doesn’t need to be made great!”
Anyway, as I explained to you a half-dozen times, America being evil and gay doesn’t mean most of the world isn’t evil and gay?
Anyway, why should I leave? My ancestors killed a lot of Indians so I could live here. Maybe you should leave? I’ll stay and continue working to destroy America from the inside.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 29, 2025 03:01 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 03:03 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 03:07 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 03:08 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
>Hah! Your influence in the world is tantamount to a gnat's fart in a hurricane. Rage on, bro!
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 29, 2025 03:13 AM (fY84s)
No, I don't know any other nic you may have had here, nor would I venture a guess.
Anonymity FTW!
Take care.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 03:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 03:16 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 03:16 AM (rdVOm)
Next I am starting on a one-of-a-kind stocking for our younger grandson, Niko. I am combining 2 different designs that I have in my pattern collection. I worked on putting the design together while we were on vacation a couple of weeks ago, piecing together elements of both patterns into one that I think is going to end up looking pretty sweet.
And when I am through with that one, there is at least 1 more pattern that I want to complete. If I have more time after that, I have a few more designs that I can stitch up. I will have to leave names off of those stockings, but I have already lined up a nice young lady who has said that she will fill in the names if I am not around to be able to do it myself.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 29, 2025 03:16 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 03:17 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican at April 29, 2025 03:20 AM (eIjvK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2025 03:22 AM (y5Qz+)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 03:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2025 03:25 AM (rdVOm)
Oh, for Fuck's Sake. You just enjoy arguing for the sake of arguing, don't you? You can't ever be satisfied.
Let me tell you something - it is your choice how you live your life. You can be happy, or you can spend all of your time pitching.
Six months ago I was given a death sentence. No ifs, ands, or buts about it - if I am lucky, I might have 2 or 3 years left. I may not be happy about what is going on in the world right now, but I can only "control" my little corner of it. That is all that any of us can do.
So you choose - are you going to make the most of every day that you have left on this earth, or are you going to bitch about things that you never had control of in the first place?
Nobody wants to hear you whine, so pull up your big boy pants, and get on with the business of making your own happiness - you aren't a child any more. Start acting like an adult, or shut up.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 29, 2025 03:28 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2025 03:31 AM (ypFCm)
Late wife used to do a lot of cross-stitch: entered them in the county fair and often won first prize! The house is filled with her handiwork, a giant tiger easily over 2’ x 2.5’ (really a kind of rug thing made for a wall hanging), lovely horses, a beautiful piece she dedicated to me that spoke about the search for beauty in the universe that we had framed, and so forth. I appreciate them more now than ever.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 03:39 AM (7q0v1)
Posted by: Born Free at April 29, 2025 03:49 AM (raD1m)
Posted by: Born Free at April 29, 2025 03:49 AM (raD1m)
The Grateful Dead did a very nice cover of that song, with Pigpen McKernan on lead vocal. It is straight-up country music.
And I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2025 04:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 29, 2025 04:30 AM (Dg2sF)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2025 04:30 AM (ypFCm)
Missed this at the time, but a proper Japanese woman speaks in keigo, formal speech. She is speaking deferentially to those of higher status: such as men in most of Japanese society. She may not really mean any deference, but she will give lip service to it, unless you are the scum of the earth. Then she would “rough” language, the way men typically speak to women. Their are gradations: polite speech versus honorific speech, etc. Even a high ranking man would use honorific speech to say, the Emperor. You also speak with deference to your commanding officer in the JSDF. It’s not just gender.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 29, 2025 04:31 AM (7q0v1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiDjROPR0s
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