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Florida's top Democrat state senator has resigned, declaring that the Democrat Party is "dead."

State Sen. Jason Pizzo said he was stepping down as the Florida Senate's Democratic leader -- because he is quitting the Democratic Party.
Pizzo, who represents parts of Broward and Miami-Dade counties, made the surprise announcement on the floor of the chamber after the April 24 session. He'll remain a senator, but as one with no party affiliation.
For months, he had teased at a run for governor next year when Gov. Ron DeSantis will be term-limited.
"Here's the issue: The Democratic Party in Florida is dead," he told fellow senators. "There are good people who can resuscitate it but they don't want it to be me."

Former Republican congressman and hard-core NeverTrumper ne'er-do-well David Jolly is going to run for the Democrat nomination. He just made it official that he is in fact a Democrat, now registering with the party so he can run for office as a Democrat.

At least he's now forced to drop the "I'm a True Republican" hustle.

Last week David Hogg, a Vice Chair of the DNC, announced that the grifter group he founded would be spending $20 million to primary Democrats in favor of even more extremist progressives.

The DNC plans to pass a rule that no officer of the DNC can advocate for or donate money to any candidate in any primary.

Democratic party leaders Thursday morning admonished officers to not take sides in primaries, addressing a situation involving activist and Democratic National Committee vice chair David Hogg.
"Let me be unequivocal. No DNC officer should ever attempt to influence the outcome of a primary election, whether on behalf of an incumbent or a challenger," DNC Chair Ken Martin said in a press call. "Voters should decide who our primary nominees are, not DNC leadership. Our role is to serve as stewards of a fair, open and trusted process, not to tilt the scales."'

As of now, however, the DNC does not have the power to remove Hogg if he refuses to stand down on funding primary challenges through a separate PAC -- unless the body changes its rules, a senior DNC official told NBC News.
"Under the present bylaws, there is no action that can be taken against David Hogg without changing to the bylaws to extend that policy of neutrality to all primaries," DNC Finance Chair Chris Korge told NBC News. "There is no codified, legal way to remove an officer for doing what David Hogg has done because it only extends to the presidential race. "
Korge said that, as of now, the situation is to be addressed at a future meeting, likely in August.

A federal judge has blocked Trump's executive order requiring proof of citizenship in federal elections.

Donald Trump's unilateral effort to reshape election processes is an attempt to "short-circuit Congress's deliberative process by executive order," a federal judge in Washington, D.C. wrote Thursday afternoon.
In a 120-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly blocked the Trump administration from requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote and ordering that election officials "assess" the citizenship of anyone who receives public assistance before allowing them to register. She also barred the Election Assistance Commission from withholding federal funding from states that did not comply with the order.
"Our Constitution entrusts Congress and the States--not the President--with the authority to regulate federal elections," she wrote. "No statutory delegation of authority to the Executive Branch permits the President to short-circuit Congress's deliberative process by executive order."

The Constitution says that citizens vote in our elections, not non-citizens. So this court is basically arguing that non-citizens can vote as they will and we need a special law, in addition to the Constitution's contemplation of only citizens voting.

These abuses will not stand and will not be forgotten.

The left-wing SCOTUSblog has been bought by the also left-wing Dispatch.

SCOTUSblog
@SCOTUSblog
As one era ends, an exciting new one begins. SCOTUSblog is delighted to announce that it has been acquired by @TheDispatch and will help bolster their coverage of the Supreme Court and the rule of law.

Sean Davis
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Recall that The Dispatch colluded with Facebook to deplatform pro-lifers during the 2020 election by publishing fraudulent fact-checks knowing they would be used as a pretext for censorship. And when they got caught, they lied about it.
Which means that anyone interested in actual facts can now safely ignore everything published by SCOTUSblog from here on out.

I think I see the problem with the FBI.

For 17 years, I served in secret, protecting us from threats like Russia, foreign terrorists and drug cartels, and eventually the insurrectionists who stormed our Capitol.

Now, I’m stepping out of the shadows to run for Congress. pic.twitter.com/CV7XYsR2ix
— John Sullivan (@FBI_Sullivan) April 22, 2025

Just straight shooters all the way from top to bottom.

Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol. pic.twitter.com/5De5lq6Zi5
— Brett Cooper (@imbrettcooper) April 24, 2025

I missed this: Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy clarified that the Blue Origin Hags "cannot identify as astronauts." The FAA has a definition of astronaut that distinguishes actual crew and mission specialists from mere passengers/tourists: An astronaut must perform "mission-critical" functions on a flight, including piloting the craft but also including conducting tests.

The U.S. commercial space industry is an inspiring project which showcases American ingenuity and exceptionalism. But the last FAA guidelines under the Commercial Space Astronaut Wings Program were clear: Crewmembers who travel into space must have “demonstrated activities during… https://t.co/n2DxpNh4Hy
— Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) April 17, 2025

🚨 LMAO! Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy just confirmed Katy Perry and Gayle King are NOT “astronauts”

They’re going to be BIG mad over this 🤣

“You cannot identify as an astronaut. They do not meet the FAA astronaut criteria,” Duffy said pic.twitter.com/9dEbPOkwXW
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 18, 2025

pic.twitter.com/9ZtlJfRCfZ
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 24, 2025

Jeffrey Goldberg has an interesting ability to hear people saying things that no one else hears, so I strongly advise Trump to bring his own video cameras and recording devices. Otherwise Goldberg will claim "Trump said he hates the suckers and losers of the armed forces, I totally heard it."

Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
This might make sense--and even be pretty entertaining--if the idea is to tape this whole thing and put it out in full. But if this thing is framed as a serious interview, lending legitimacy to people whose only mission in life is to destroy Trump, then it's not a good idea at all.

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM

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1 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2025 06:35 PM (5RQh4)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 24, 2025 06:35 PM (PnW97)

3 Pizzo didn't resign from his Senate seat. He's changed his party affiliation to "NPA" and is no longer the state Senate Minority Leader.

Posted by: Editor at April 24, 2025 06:36 PM (bbqkM)

4 As long as there is one leftist federal judge sitting on a circuit court, the democrat party will live!

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2025 06:37 PM (n2swS)

5 > Last week David Hogg, a Vice Chair of the DNC

That phrase alone tells us that the Donkey Party is dead, dead, dead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 24, 2025 06:37 PM (W5ArC)

6 "Here's the issue: The Democratic Party in Florida is dead," he told fellow senators. "There are good people who can resuscitate it but they don't want it to be me."
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Perhaps.

His assessment is likely correct, but whether it can "resuscitated" depends in part on the national party. "We Florida Democrats aren't like those crazy Washington Democrats, trust us!" is going to be a damn hard sell.

Especially when Florida Democrats have been all-in on all the same stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:38 PM (WkNQM)

7 Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:38 PM (ypFCm)

8 The DNC plans to pass a rule that no officer of the DNC can advocate for or donate money to any candidate in any primary.
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I acknowledge with, if not admiration then at least grudging respect, the DNC is much more lead-pipe with defending itself than the GOP is. That can cut two ways, of course. It's how we got Trump. The Dems would never have permitted it,

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:39 PM (WkNQM)

9 That tje guy tje Democrats/ Marxists put as chair wants many of the rank and file Democrats gone
Your party is dying

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (ypFCm)

10 SCOTUS blog and Amy used to be the gold standard. But they’ve been tilting left for a long time, probably reflecting the overall legal field. Now they’re just another group of left wing legal cranks, predictably musing on every single case. Every link on their daily roundup is one sided and sends you to just about every left wing publicity there. Enjoy hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (P18kl)

11 Skip with some Drowning Pool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (5RQh4)

12 "Under the present bylaws, there is no action that can be taken against David Hogg without changing to the bylaws to extend that policy of neutrality to all primaries," DNC Finance Chair Chris Korge told NBC News. "There is no codified, legal way to remove an officer for doing what David Hogg has done because it only extends to the presidential race. "
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No, no bylaws or rules. None but the *real* rule, the rule that reads, "don't put malicious, degenerate dull-normals on your board."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (WkNQM)

13 Whew. I missed being willowed by *this* much.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

14 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

15 I was forced to listen to some crank today spew on about PDJT's idea to pay mothers $5K to have a baby was only to buy off the 'breeders' and somehow, this insulted women.

I didn't hesitate to tell her the last administration did all they could to kill babies in utero.

You picked your side Sweetcheeks - I like mine much better.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vKNmo)

16 Colleen Kollar-Kotelly served on the FISA court and was appointed to the Superior Court of DC by Ronnie Reagan and DC District Court by BJ Bill Clinton.

https://tinyurl.com/2xd2xs47

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

17 These abuses will not stand and will not be forgotten.
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They will stand.

They will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (WkNQM)

18 As one era ends, an exciting new one begins. SCOTUSblog is delighted to announce that it has been acquired by @TheDispatch and will help bolster their coverage of the Supreme Court and the rule of law.
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LOLOLOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:42 PM (WkNQM)

19 14 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

I'm sure they've been on the mile-high club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

20 SCOTUS blog now sucks Bulwark dick. Good to know.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2025 06:42 PM (oXfCm)

21 She also barred the Election Assistance Commission from withholding federal funding from states that did not comply with the order.

"Our Constitution entrusts Congress and the States--not the President--with the authority to regulate federal elections," she wrote. "No statutory delegation of authority to the Executive Branch permits the President to short-circuit Congress's deliberative process by executive order."
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So nobody should be getting jack through the Executive Branch.
Cut everyone off.

Also, cut off FDoT money if they don't use RealID to register to vote - this is not a regulation, they just get no money if its not how a state does business.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2025 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)

22 SCOTUS blog now sucks Bulwark dick. Good to know.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2025 06:42 PM (oXfCm)

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 24, 2025 06:43 PM (oSeBJ)

23 Willard:

Hey you PNW peeps!

Meetup May 10. Same bat time. Same bat channel. Email MAE in left sidebar if you would
Like to attend and need directions and the password.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2025 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

24 Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol.

Not too thin...a little meat on the body is healthy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

25 Scrotusblog was always chock full of greasy Marxist lawyers. I hope they fail spectacularly.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (/U5Yz)

26 Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol.

The accompanying headline is so unintentionally hilarious.

It's apparently an evil right-wing Nazi plot to remind women they're still women, and can be as thin, cute, and sexy as they want to be, even if they get married and have kids.

And they don't have to join the Alphabet Mafia Cult or try to be like a pop star or Girlboss to be somebody.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (6ydKt)

27 ' the Democrat Party is "dead."'

Not nearly dead enough.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (3wi/L)

28 I missed this: Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy clarified that the Blue Origin Hags "cannot identify as astronauts." The FAA has a definition of astronaut that distinguishes actual crew and mission specialists from mere passengers/tourists: An astronaut must perform "mission-critical" functions on a flight, including piloting the craft but also including conducting tests.
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It's been absolutely amazing to see Gail King and Katy Perry's reaction to this. I think they really believe(d) that they were Astronaut Heroes and are undergoing a nervous breakdowns not because they were questioned, but because they were laughed at.

The somehow still developing aftermath is so wildly out of proportion to the actual even that the mind boggles. This is, I think, a signal that this is one of those things where the event is irrelevant. Tapped a deeper vein.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (WkNQM)

29 I think I see the problem with the FBI.
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Pronouns for this schmuck? "It" will have to do.

It is Example A of why the FBI needs to be dismantled, the building plowed under, former employees shunned forever, and the institution itself never mentioned in polite company ever again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (vNoj0)

30 David Jolly must be gay.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

Hey. The last time I flew an airline the stewardess gave me a set of wings!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

32 This might make sense--and even be pretty entertaining--if the idea is to tape this whole thing and put it out in full. But if this thing is framed as a serious interview, lending legitimacy to people whose only mission in life is to destroy Trump, then it's not a good idea at all.
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If? IF?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (WkNQM)

33 27 ' the Democrat Party is "dead."'

Not nearly dead enough.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (3wi/L)

It is filled with zombie leftists...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

34 12 "Under the present bylaws, there is no action that can be taken against David Hogg without changing to the bylaws to extend that policy of neutrality to all primaries," DNC Finance Chair Chris Korge told NBC News. "There is no codified, legal way to remove an officer for doing what David Hogg has done because it only extends to the presidential race. "

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (WkNQM)

Have they tried stuffing him in a locker?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (pIfcn)

35 "So nobody should be getting jack through the Executive Branch.
Cut everyone off.

Also, cut off FDoT money if they don't use RealID to register to vote - this is not a regulation, they just get no money if its not how a state does business.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher"

We need more smashing. I know it's only been 100 days but I want some smoking holes.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

36 Not dead until ceases to exist

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:46 PM (ypFCm)

37 off death watch sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2025 06:46 PM (/U5Yz)

38 If I was still active duty, in charge of my men, and I was told to arrest obstructionist judges, I would regard that as a lawful order under my oath upon promotion against domestic enemies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

39 Indians (dot, not feather) and Pakis are getting peevish with each other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

40 Democrats are committing suicide to become Marxists

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (ypFCm)

41 >> 16 Colleen Kollar-Kotelly served on the FISA court and was appointed to the Superior Court of DC by Ronnie Reagan and DC District Court by BJ Bill Clinton.

Stop noticing that female judges often end up as liberals. And that three-named female judges are often shits.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (/dDa4)

42 U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly
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Get the broads out of decision-making positions. All of them. Including Bondi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

43 So nobody should be getting jack through the Executive Branch.
Cut everyone off.

Also, cut off FDoT money if they don't use RealID to register to vote - this is not a regulation, they just get no money if its not how a state does business.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2025 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)
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In every budget report and summary published by every agency, spending is tagged with one of two letters: "D" or "M."

Those letters stand for "Discretionary" and "Mandatory."

Start with zeroing everything with a "D" next to it, then rigorously review everything with an "M" and start seeing how much of it is *truly* mandatory (that is, legislated) and how much of it is in accordance with but in excess of legislative requirements.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (WkNQM)

44 Colleen Kollar-Kotelly served on the FISA court and was appointed to the Superior Court of DC by Ronnie Reagan and DC District Court by BJ Bill Clinton.

Stop noticing that female judges often end up as liberals. And that three-named female judges are ~~often~~ invariably shits.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (/dDa4)
___________________

Colleen Hyphen

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

45 David Hogg has information that could send Hillary Clinton to jail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 06:49 PM (8zz6B)

46 Democrats are committing suicide to become Marxists
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:48 PM (ypFCm)

The Democrats have been Marxists for well over 90 years.

The GOPe has been Marxist for some time, as well. The question is: will that turn around?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 06:49 PM (/dDa4)

47 I'll arm-wrestle anyone for the Vice-Chairmanship!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

48 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

I am a world renown airplane pilot and current Jeep spokesman and I think they are heroic Astronots.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (/U5Yz)

49 Indians (dot, not feather) and Pakis are getting peevish with each other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)
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Battle of the Call Centers, fought by the First H1b divisions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

50 Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol.
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That it does. I'll believe it when I see it.

For now, I am going to call this a pseudo-movement with disproportionate press, a small number of people who believe it, and significant majority of grifters.

Then again, I'm a cynic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (WkNQM)

51 I'll arm-wrestle anyone for the Vice-Chairmanship!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (0sNs1)
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St. Greta of Cabbage Patch could kick your ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

52 That FBI guy is creepy. I'll bet his closet is filled with khakis, tiki torches and dead young boys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (vYDwg)

53 Blue Origin: that Asian woman looks normal. How did she get into that mix?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (Drm1A)

54 >> David Hogg has information that could send Hillary Clinton to jail.

*takes slug of vodka*

Again? Dammit, the last time he survived..

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (/dDa4)

55 Battle of the Call Centers, fought by the First H1b divisions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (YqDXo)
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There's gotta be a song buried somewhere in the statement "mushroom clouds over Jammu and Kashmir."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (WkNQM)

56 Blue Origin: that Asian woman looks normal. How did she get into that mix?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (Drm1A)
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Actual crew member?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (WkNQM)

57 In a 120-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly blocked the Trump administration from ...

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120 pages when a three-word hashtag would have sufficed?

#OrangeManBad!

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (OZajr)

58 Hey. The last time I flew an airline the stewardess gave me a set of wings!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

But were they red?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (oSeBJ)

59 "Under the present bylaws, there is no action that can be taken against David Hogg without changing to the bylaws to extend that policy of neutrality to all primaries," DNC Finance Chair Chris Korge told NBC News. "There is no codified, legal way to remove an officer for doing what David Hogg has done because it only extends to the presidential race. "

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:40 PM (WkNQM)
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Wut? There are no penumbrae or emanations you can use? First time for everything, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

60 Gosh, which product is going to sell better: Articulate, healthy, thin and attractive or fat, lazy, unhappy and shrill?

Posted by: ChatGPT at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

61 > Kollar-Kotelly

Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (W5ArC)

62 Gosh, which product is going to sell better: Articulate, healthy, thin and attractive or fat, lazy, unhappy and shrill?
Posted by: ChatGPT at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (tT6L1)
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Go ahead, AI. Spin it. Convince me why the blue-hairs are superior!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (WkNQM)

63 Wouldn't be surprised to see Hogg and a few other Dem youngins leave and try to make Democratic Socialism a thing. My local assemblywoman is one and there are others in NYS. Hogg is an idiot but so are a lot of other Dems, young and old

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (6TePA)

64 He does not fear to talk to anyone, he is not kept in hiding like Joe.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

65 Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (W5ArC)
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But one that doesn't work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (WkNQM)

66 /off Turing test failure sock.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

67 David Hogg is a known radical entity. Did they really think through making him vice chair?

My only conclusion is that the Democrat Party is collapsing from stupidity.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

68 About Blue Origin: Needs a space walk in zero g.

got Diggy Diggy Hole on repeat. The Dems, et al. are stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

69 Then again, I'm a cynic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (0sNs1)

70 What is a term for a society ruled by judges? I know there is a Book of Judges in the Old Testament but I doubt this judiciary refers to God.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)

71 Have they tried stuffing him in a locker?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 24, 2025 06:45 PM (pIfcn)
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Before or after the swirlie?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

72 ***Otherwise Goldberg will claim
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he grabbed Ashley Parker by the pussy
_J.G.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (Drm1A)

73 I am a world renown airplane pilot and current Jeep spokesman and I think they are heroic Astronots.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (/U5Yz)

His Sioux name is "Groundfinder".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (8zz6B)

74 About Blue Origin: Needs a space walk in zero g. ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)
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Don't hold your breath. That doesn't seem to Blue Origin's business. Their business is doing what they just did: ferrying passengers up to technical space and let 'em see the Earth from above and give them one hell of a ride.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (WkNQM)

75 David Hogg is a known radical entity. Did they really think ~~through making him vice chair~~?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 24, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

76 Just found out that the judge that ruled Maryland man can't be deported wrote to Guatemala. Not sure why it takes independent lawyers to find and disclose this.

https://tinyurl.com/y494v5nm

Posted by: ryukyu at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (r+m2N)

77 What is a term for a society ruled by judges? I know there is a Book of Judges in the Old Testament but I doubt this judiciary refers to God.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)

Kritocracy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (oSeBJ)

78 Don't hold your breath. That doesn't seem to Blue Origin's business. Their business is doing what they just did: ferrying passengers up to technical space and let 'em see the Earth from above and give them one hell of a ride.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (WkNQM)
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Chlamydia gave Willie Brown one hell of a ride.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

79 I don't care that she's a dummy and not a real astronaut, Katy Perry can still be pilot of a ride on Space Mountain. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (/dDa4)

80 Joe Mannix

Thinking of all the money Bezos spent to just get a few minutes of peace from his girlfriend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

81 What they're telling women - if you're thin and fertile (read: pretty) they have no time for you.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (E0p3T)

82 I like how it takes 120 pages to say, "the Executive, the only Branch under the Constitution with authority to enforce laws passed by Congress, cannot enforce election laws."

That's some real high-level dunce thinking there.

I can imagine the headache I'll get trying to understand the reasoning.

Anyway, I'm sure this stupid bitch also probably skipped right over the opinion from the Supreme Court the whole left was crowing over about a year ago out of NC, where I think this exact issue was raised.

IIRC, it was the argument that we all thought was clear: Only the legislature can make and/or change elections law.
But, I guess the "Covid Clause" to the Constitution says the Executive, via subsidiaries in the department of elections, can--in fact--change election laws, via nonenforcement or interpretation.

Which, pretty much, fucks her silly putty ruling that the Executive can't enforce election laws.

But then, James Madison himself authored the "Orange Man Bad" Clause to the Constitution so that's that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (mmNvG)

83 Look, the lady astronauts did something and I was willing to give them there minute of fame. But it's done and overwith. They need to get on with their lives and shut up about it already. Damn.

Posted by: Case at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (OrSPY)

84 Trump is killing both parties.

I'm not seeing a downside.

Posted by: jsg at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (SATZE)

85 Before he got atomized at -4km, Hamish Harding took one of the Blue Origin rides and repeatedly told press men that he thought space tourists should be considered astronauts. It didn't get this reaction, I think because he wasn't a celebrity and he didn't keep screaming and crying about it. He still came off as bitter about it, but it didn't elicit this kind of reaction.

A sprinkling of celebrity and being in the middle of what may well be a preference cascade makes for very different circumstances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:57 PM (WkNQM)

86 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

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You can probably fly a toy drone which would likely be beyond those busty "astronauts".

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:57 PM (unUNN)

87 What is a term for a society ruled by judges? I know there is a Book of Judges in the Old Testament but I doubt this judiciary refers to God.
Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)

I think it's "Clitarchy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 06:57 PM (8zz6B)

88 Thinking of all the money Bezos spent to just get a few minutes of peace from his girlfriend.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:56 PM (u82oZ)
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I love that crack/meme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:58 PM (WkNQM)

89 A lot of cameltoe among the non astronauts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 24, 2025 06:58 PM (wBaIH)

90 I was forced to listen to some crank today spew on about PDJT's idea to pay mothers $5K to have a baby was only to buy off the 'breeders' and somehow, this insulted women.
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Expect a population explosion in the "diverse" parts of cities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

91 Those bimbos are astronauts like I am an airplane pilot.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
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I watched Star Wars. I guess I'm an astronaut too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

92 PMKJ 99 Luftballons (Jazz Vibes Nena Cover) ft. Aly Ryan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TliE9rTrzXg

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

93 You can probably fly a toy drone which would likely be beyond those busty "astronauts".
Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:57 PM (unUNN)
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Breastronauts.*

*second attempt at getting something into the AoS Style Guide.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

94 That FBI guy running for Congress?

I wanna reach through the screen and slap him silly.
He reminds me of the worst of the nerds in Jr high school, the ones snitching on people and also doing dumb stuff to make themselves look important.

Also, he talks like a fag.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (Eo96p)

95 83 Look, the lady astronauts did something and I was willing to give them there minute of fame. But it's done and overwith. They need to get on with their lives and shut up about it already. Damn.
Posted by: Case

They were essentially luggage.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (/U5Yz)

96 I think it's been policy for Trump sit-down interviews to be recorded independently for a while. There was the whole thing with the Leslie Stahl 60 Minutes interview in 2020 where Trump released the entire interview days before broadcast and CBS reeeeee'd about it pretty hard. Can't imagine that the Trump team would abandon that policy.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (z9n5F)

97 Breastronauts.*

*second attempt at getting something into the AoS Style Guide.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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"Estronaut" is the best one I've heard so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (WkNQM)

98 What is a term for a society ruled by judges? I know there is a Book of Judges in the Old Testament but I doubt this judiciary refers to God.
Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)
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Hey, we are merely protecting Our Democracy, which requires defeating the duly-elected President at every turn.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (zasBG)

99 For 17 years, I served in secret, protecting us from threats like Russia, foreign terrorists and drug cartels, and eventually the insurrectionists who stormed our Capitol.

Now, I’m stepping out of the shadows to run for Congress.

And you failed miserably at all of it, well except for railroading innocent people in regard to J6, You're lying trash and a traitor. You'll be in good company in congress.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (sAmhv)

100 Also, he talks like a fag.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 24, 2025 06:59 PM (Eo96p)

And looks like one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (8zz6B)

101 They were essentially luggage.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (/U5Yz)
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How did they fit them in the overhead compartment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

102 Postmodern Jukebox cover. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

103 "Estronaut" is the best one I've heard so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (WkNQM)
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That's reserved for the likes of Elena Kagan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

104 If she got a free ride to space, this busty blonde in a dress would be pretty happy about it and wouldn't be all butt-hurt over being called a passenger:
http://tiny.cc/tskh001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:01 PM (WkNQM)

105 Quite possibly the older Democrats thought they could merge with the new Marxists, not thinking the Marxists don't take friends

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (ypFCm)

106 Astronots

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (vFG9F)

107 I knew they made the definition long ago because they mentioned it when Shatner and his crew went up in the Bezos penis rocket

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

108 Are the media entities breathlessly warning us about slender, fertile Republicans the same people who hyperventilated over the "Boogaloo Boys"?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (Sf2cq)

109 They were essentially luggage.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (/U5Yz)

But no lugnuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (8zz6B)

110 Maj. Healey

Blue Origin is a modern elevator to help with free fall as it returns to Earth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

111 If Lizzo were an estronaut they'd have to make sure she stayed in the exact center of gravity of the spaceship.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

112 I think it's been policy for Trump sit-down interviews to be recorded independently for a while. There was the whole thing with the Leslie Stahl 60 Minutes interview in 2020 where Trump released the entire interview days before broadcast and CBS reeeeee'd about it pretty hard. Can't imagine that the Trump team would abandon that policy.
Posted by: deepelemblues at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (z9n5F)

IIRC, Nixon did that too. He brought his own cameraman to some interviews. His aides tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted they would change his words and lie about him unless he had the entire tape proving otherwise.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (/dDa4)

113 Scrotusblog was always chock full of greasy Marxist lawyers. I hope they fail spectacularly.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 24, 2025 06:44 PM (/U5Yz)

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Is that where Gabriel Malor ended up?

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (unUNN)

114 Does Blue Origin's purpose (space tourism for amateurs) the reason their rockets look so much like cocks? More room for people and smoother re-entry thanks to the mushroom tip?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (WkNQM)

115 I keep hearing and reading pundits predict the Democrat Party will split before long. I can't see it. Even if it happens, elected members of Dem Parties A and B will band together on voting in the US Congress, state legislatures, city councils, school boards, and so on. Their lust for power will always drive their actions.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (aBgBM)

116 Wouldn't be surprised to see Hogg and a few other Dem youngins leave and try to make Democratic Socialism a thing.
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i'm pretty sure he didn't learn a thing about why his business to put MyPillow in bankruptcy failed.

FFS, his only expertise with pillows is biting them.

So, it's 3-1 he'll launch the "People Power Party for Cool People Who Want Good for all People" party.
Somehow, they'll abbreviate it CCCP.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (mmNvG)

117 John Sullivan is hoping to get elected to Congress in order to make his prosecution more difficult.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (zasBG)

118 Blue Origin: that Asian woman looks normal. How did she get into that mix?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 06:51 PM (Drm1A)
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Actual crew member?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 06:52 PM (WkNQM)

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She was needed to DEI-balance the touristas.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (unUNN)

119 Breastonauts is pretty funny, but wouldn't vag-onauts be more accurate?

Anyone can get implants.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 24, 2025 07:05 PM (w6EFb)

120 steevy

Upon the return to Earth Shatner was saying something profound while Bezos was spraying everyone with champagne.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

121 I keep hearing and reading pundits predict the Democrat Party will split before long. I can't see it. Even if it happens, elected members of Dem Parties A and B will band together on voting in the US Congress, state legislatures, city councils, school boards, and so on. Their lust for power will always drive their actions.
Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2025 07:04 PM (aBgBM)
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I don't see it, either. If it were to happen - and I really don't think it ever will - it wouldn't look like that.

It would be the less-insane Democrats and at least half of the GOP breaking off and merging. You'd have MAGA, the GOPe/DNCe and the communists. One of the three would promptly die, and it wouldn't be the communists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:05 PM (WkNQM)

122 "Estronaut" is the best one I've heard so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (WkNQM)

Agreed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 24, 2025 07:06 PM (w6EFb)

123 Breastonauts is pretty funny, but wouldn't vag-onauts be more accurate?

Anyone can get implants.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 24, 2025 07:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Astrotwats!

Posted by: Now with 100% more Tilapia skin for Astrotranstwats at April 24, 2025 07:06 PM (WkNQM)

124 Astrothots

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:06 PM (/dDa4)

125 "Thin, fertile Republican woman in your area want to meet!"

Hmmmm.

Looks like a trap.

But she is cute.

[clicks "OK"]

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2025 07:07 PM (mmNvG)

126 Thin, fertile, and Republican? Sounds hot lol.

"A crop of conservative personalities [...] are convincing young women of a gender-essentialist worldview."

"A gender-essentialist worldview?"

* checks *

"Gender essentialism is a theory which attributes distinct, intrinsic qualities to women and men. Based in essentialism, it holds that there are certain universal, innate, biologically based features of gender that are at the root of many of the group differences observed in the behavior of men and women."

So, it's reality, then. Young women need to be "convinced" of reality?

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)

127 Miley, okravangelist

Your Grace. ** Kisses hand. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

128 Astrothots
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:06 PM (/dDa4)
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This would have been much, much smarter for Bezos to have done.

Go snap up some Instawhores with huge followings and shoot 'em in to space so they can post pics and videos of it to their millions of adoring, vapid fans.

Probably would have gotten more real "impressions" than this, with way, way less insanity in the wake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:08 PM (WkNQM)

129 Somebody needs to test that fag John Sullivan's "son" for monkeypox. Dear God in heaven.

Posted by: Faggot Bureau of Intestinalization at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (TbWk/)

130 ______________

Expect a population explosion in the "diverse" parts of cities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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This offer is void you are a recipient of supplemental government funding.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (Drm1A)

131 Evenin’, All.

Any word yet on what they’re gonna do with all the pennies we’ve got lyin’ around? I’m hoarding mine now.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (77rzZ)

132 So, it's reality, then. Young women need to be "convinced" of reality?
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)
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Yes. They've been groomed since birth into unreality. Every structure of society from her delivery room through the HR department at her job has been designed from the ground up to push the opposite position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (WkNQM)

133 Is that where Gabriel Malor ended up?
Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (unUNN)

The bathroom of a Beltway IHOP at 3am, trading condescending legal analysis for poppers?

The last I saw Gabe he was angrily insisting that being a guy who has sex with men and women doesn't make him bi, but rather just a gay man who had sex with women, because being gay is part of his identity but having sex with women isn't.

An incisive mind of legalistic fuckery.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (/dDa4)

134 "Gender essentialism is a theory which attributes distinct, intrinsic qualities to women and men. Based in essentialism, it holds that there are certain universal, innate, biologically based features of gender that are at the root of many of the group differences observed in the behavior of men and women."

So, it's reality, then. Young women need to be "convinced" of reality?
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)

People don't have gender. That's an attribute of words. People have sex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)

135 People don't have gender. That's an attribute of words. People have sex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)
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I envy those people!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (WkNQM)

136 Pro tip to attract "Estronauts"

Add $10 million to your net worth, add 15 years to your age, and have a lair with piranha. Power and cruelty attracts them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

137 Gabe had sex with a woman?

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2025 07:11 PM (YwEeS)

138 What is a term for a society ruled by judges? I know there is a Book of Judges in the Old Testament but I doubt this judiciary refers to God.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)

Kritocracy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 24, 2025 06:55 PM (oSeBJ)

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Watch this word or kritarchy appear in a few days on either The Five or Gutfeld. I think their producers scan the comments here a la Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2025 07:11 PM (unUNN)

139 So, it's reality, then. Young women need to be "convinced" of reality?
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)
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Yes. They've been groomed since birth into unreality. Every structure of society from her delivery room through the HR department at her job has been designed from the ground up to push the opposite position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (WkNQM)

Yes. Many men, too. Boys tend to catch on that something isn't right and that they're being lied to at a young age, but it can take a while for them to see through the layers of bs our society serves up. (If they ever do.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:11 PM (/dDa4)

140 The last I saw Gabe he was angrily insisting that being a guy who has sex with men and women doesn't make him bi, but rather just a gay man who had sex with women, because being gay is part of his identity but having sex with women isn't.

An incisive mind of legalistic fuckery.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (/dDa4)

That comports with "sip one penis, and you are queer".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:12 PM (8zz6B)

141 People have sex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)

Not that much, if current statistics are accurate.

Posted by: Maybe 5-10% of the dudes at April 24, 2025 07:12 PM (TbWk/)

142 This offer is void you are a recipient of supplemental government funding.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:09 PM (Drm1A)
________________

As if that would fly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

143 >>>women need to be "convinced" of reality?
Posted by: mikeski
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Women are more trend sensitive than men.
It's, generally, an asset to the continuation of the species.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (Drm1A)

144 If she got a free ride to space, this busty blonde in a dress would be pretty happy about it and wouldn't be all butt-hurt over being called a passenger:
http://tiny.cc/tskh001

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They do house showings right, wherever this is.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (wzAuc)

145 The beastonaut on the far left looks hot. Kinda Kristi-Noemish.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (77rzZ)

146 People don't have gender. That's an attribute of words. People have sex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)
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THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

147 > Kollar-Kotelly
Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

A small German machine shop.

Specializes in wingnuts.

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (DgGvY)

148 Weird local stuff that makes you go hmm. About three blocks from me a guy murdered his wife yesterday and then jumped off the Kingston-Rhinecliff Bridge . Left two young orphans. Strange when something like that happens so close

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (6TePA)

149 Yes. Many men, too. Boys tend to catch on that something isn't right and that they're being lied to at a young age, but it can take a while for them to see through the layers of bs our society serves up. (If they ever do.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:11 PM (/dDa4)

Sometimes a very long while, not until they've been fed through the grinder and had their lives upended.

Posted by: It's cruel and deliberate at April 24, 2025 07:14 PM (TbWk/)

150 Not that much, if current statistics are accurate.
Posted by: Maybe 5-10% of the dudes at April 24, 2025 07:12 PM (TbWk/)

I didn't say they had enough...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:14 PM (8zz6B)

151 but rather just a gay man who had sex with women, because being gay is part of his identity but having sex with women isn't.

An incisive mind of legalistic fuckery.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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In other words, he's so totally promiscuous that he will fuck anything with a port.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:15 PM (Drm1A)

152 This would have been much, much smarter for Bezos to have done.

Go snap up some Instawhores with huge followings and shoot 'em in to space so they can post pics and videos of it to their millions of adoring, vapid fans.

Probably would have gotten more real "impressions" than this, with way, way less insanity in the wake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:08 PM (WkNQM)

Bezos has Boomer energy. Musk has GenX energy. Bezos thinks getting a bunch of past-the-wall TeeVee talent to promote his space company is what the young, hip kids want to see. Cowabunga.

But, yes, having a bunch of young TikTok Astrothots would have actually appealed to people under of the age of 60 who don't watch television. Instead it mostly impressed The View's demo.

The Instathots would probably have been smart enough to not insist they were the equal of Alan Shepard, too.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:15 PM (/dDa4)

153 It's cruel and deliberate

The Amish seem to be immune, No wonder they are being persecuted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2025 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

154 Weird local stuff that makes you go hmm. About three blocks from me a guy murdered his wife yesterday and then jumped off the Kingston-Rhinecliff Bridge . Left two young orphans. Strange when something like that happens so close
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (6TePA)

Tallahatchie Bridge was closed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:16 PM (8zz6B)

155 The Instathots would probably have been smart enough to not insist they were the equal of Alan Shepard, too.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 24, 2025 07:15 PM (/dDa4)
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Of the minority who have *heard* of Alan Shepard, yeah, probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:16 PM (WkNQM)

156 "These abuses will not stand..."

They'll stand as long as we allow them to stand.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2025 07:17 PM (UseAb)

157 Breastronauts.*

Gentlemen, I have a plan!

Posted by: Investors trying to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy at April 24, 2025 07:17 PM (D0HYP)

158 Gentlemen, I have a plan!
Posted by: Investors trying to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy at April 24, 2025 07:17 PM (D0HYP)
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Been there. Done that. Didn't work.

Posted by: Hooters Air at April 24, 2025 07:18 PM (WkNQM)

159 49 Indians (dot, not feather) and Pakis are getting peevish with each other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)
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Battle of the Call Centers, fought by the First H1b divisions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

If they nuke each other, does that mean the call center scam calls will stop?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

160 157 Breastronauts.*

Gentlemen, I have a plan!

Posted by: Investors trying to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy at April 24, 2025 07:17 PM (D0HYP)

They woulda made $$$ with a delivery service called Knockers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

161 Everyone wants it all fixed, right now! So do I. Yesterday, even. But even without the rogue district courts in the way, it will take time to get things done. And the Executive can always let the public know what they’ve got up their sleeve, ‘cause it will tip off our enemies. Patience, friends. Keep the faith.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 24, 2025 07:19 PM (12Bbv)

162 If they nuke each other, does that mean the call center scam calls will stop?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
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They'll double the volume of calls. Rebuilding ain't gonna pay for itself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:19 PM (WkNQM)

163 If they nuke each other, does that mean the call center scam calls will stop?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
_________________

Hmmmm. (Ponders)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

164 This stuff just writes itself. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 24, 2025 07:19 PM (QSrLX)

165 Upon the return to Earth Shatner was saying something profound while Bezos was spraying everyone with champagne.
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"Why would God need a spaceship?".

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

166 "If I was still active duty, in charge of my men, and I was told to arrest obstructionist judges, I would regard that as a lawful order under my oath upon promotion against domestic enemies." Posted by: NaCly Dog

Obstructionist Judges, arrested and held at Gitmo, tried in a military tribunal for high treason (we are in a state of war against "terrorism", per Gingrich's ? talk with Kavanaugh in his acceptance to SCOTUS "trials") ... would be awesome, and correct.

Our nation is truly at risk, and globalists should also be removed and tried for real crimes. tick tock ... only four years to "gitter done".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2025 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

167 Is John Sullivan fbi a parody ??

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 07:20 PM (g47mK)

168 Our nation is truly at risk, and globalists should also be removed and tried for real crimes. tick tock ... only four years to "gitter done".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2025 07:20 PM (Cus5s)
++++
18 months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:21 PM (WkNQM)

169 Nobody can sip just one.

Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at April 24, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

170 When's the funeral?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:22 PM (NUl+P)

171 Weird local stuff that makes you go hmm. About three blocks from me a guy murdered his wife yesterday and then jumped off the Kingston-Rhinecliff Bridge . Left two young orphans. Strange when something like that happens so close
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 07:13 PM (6TePA)

Tallahatchie Bridge was closed?
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Was his name Billy Joe McAlister?

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:22 PM (TN0g+)

172 106 Astronots

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2025 07:02 PM (vFG9F)

Astronaughts

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

173 But will the GOP be able to take advantage? Or will they fumble again?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2025 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

174 111 If Lizzo were an estronaut they'd have to make sure she stayed in the exact center of gravity of the spaceship.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

That'd be one heavy launch...and would affect the tides.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

175 But will the GOP be able to take advantage? Or will they fumble again?
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Fumble? They're more likely to get a delay of game penalty called than they are of even getting a play started.

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:25 PM (TN0g+)

176 Tallahatchie Bridge is about 10ft up. Kingston -Rhinecliff is about 200ft over the Hudson. If you're jumping , you're serious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2025 07:25 PM (6TePA)

177 Blue Origin's Marie Antoinette rearentry space capsule.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2025 07:26 PM (bqxN5)

178 What's the line on India Pakistan?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:26 PM (NUl+P)

179 @EricLDaugh
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1m
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING... FBI under Kash Patel ARRESTS Judge Joel Cano after he housed a TREN DE ARAGUA member in their home.

FAFO big time here.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2025 07:26 PM (viF8m)

180 https://t.co/eIJvynpbR4

Panic ensued for some on the campus of Cal State Fullerton on Wednesday as federal agents were spotted, but there is no cause for concern.
A post to Reddit on Wednesday caused a stir as a student posted a screenshot from an email from a professor. The professor canceled a class due to apparent ICE agents being seen on campus.
“Class, multiple federal agents from the department of Homeland Security and ICE have been spotted on and around campus. They are said to be in plain clothes and have a K9 unit,” the email reads in part. “Out of an abundance in caution and in solidarity with our immigrant and international students, I am canceling class"
The university’s police department later confirmed the existence of agents on campus. However, the department said the agents were there to conduct a training, not to investigate migrant students.
“The Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Explosive Detection K9 team, which consisted of one K9 and handler, was on campus today to conduct routine training. They were not here to enforce action or conduct an investigation,” the CSUF Police Department

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 24, 2025 07:27 PM (9aVck)

181 Hegseth released a vid in which he is talking about changing recruiting standards to what they were before dei. One of the conditions allowed under the biden standard was schizophrenia. Yes, you heard it right.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

182 Well, Paolo has sex. We just watch

Posted by: the Bulwark at April 24, 2025 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

183 “Out of an abundance in caution and in solidarity with our immigrant and international students, I am canceling class"

I also sit to pee - the 'professor' explained.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2025 07:29 PM (vKNmo)

184 Did no one in the DNC tell David Hogg that his responsibility as Vice Chair was limited to finding and paying for the hookers and blow?

If not, then it's their fault.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 24, 2025 07:29 PM (VNX3d)

185 I’ll add that most of the counters the rogue district court judges are TROs: Temporary Restraining Orders. They do that because by being temporary, a TRO is unappealable. But they are _temporary_. In 14 days they are gone. Vanished into thin air, as if they had never existed at all. It’s a delaying tactic, and a desperate one at that. The other side is losing, and they know it. All their wicked plans are melting! Melting! Who would have thought a sweet New York real estate tycoon would be the undoing of so many wicked plans! What a world, what a world! Maybe we can take the hat?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 24, 2025 07:29 PM (12Bbv)

186 I had a frustrating day.

My job over the course of my life has been technical, numbers and stuff. Nice beautiful pleasant numbers that make adoring purr noises when you poke and prod them. I love numbers and they have always loved me.

Over the last two years have been thrust into a visible managing position coordinating multiple people and groups. Ok, I sought this promotion out, (raises hand) guilty. Anyway, I have discovered that people suck.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (cduTK)

187 Hegseth released a vid in which he is talking about changing recruiting standards to what they were before dei. One of the conditions allowed under the biden standard was schizophrenia. Yes, you heard it right.
Posted by: runner

I'm of two minds about that.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (vKNmo)

188 "Out of an abundance in caution..."

Lord, do I hate that constantly recycled crap.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (mH6SG)

189 178 Pakistan on kebab, India on curry.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

190 What's the line on India Pakistan?
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I'm guessing the final score will be 1-0.

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (TN0g+)

191 DNC Chair Ken Martin said in a press call. "Voters should decide who our primary nominees are, not DNC leadership. Our role is to serve as stewards of a fair, open and trusted process, not to tilt the scales."'

Kamala cackles while Biden shits his Depends.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (144I4)

192 Astronaut.

Is that an actual trademarked term or something.

They can call themselves “star explorers”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (Vh9CX)

193 Kash Patel ARRESTS Judge Joel Cano after he housed a TREN DE ARAGUA member in their home.

Patel's pulled off his socks and is really washing his feet in the Rubicon isn't he

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

194 The professor canceled a class due to apparent ICE agents being seen on campus.
_______________

What a cow's twat. I never canceled a lecture for any reason whatsoever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

195 161 Errata -
can —> can’t

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (12Bbv)

196 Can't his home be seized as well?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (NUl+P)

197
Maybe we can take the hat?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

And take it with you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

198 Dear Mr. President, Wear a police officer bodycam and release the recording unedited. It will be huge, big league. I'll lay off the Charonnay when its released.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 24, 2025 07:32 PM (QSrLX)

199 Colleen Kollar-Kotelly served on the FISA court and was appointed to the Superior Court of DC by Ronnie Reagan and DC District Court by BJ Bill Clinton.

https://tinyurl.com/2xd2xs47
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2025 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

She looks like the opposite of a woman of Kollar.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 24, 2025 07:33 PM (144I4)

200 When Patel arrests one of these TRO cancelling judges or the equivalent I'll be impressed. ...waiting

Some to you Blondi. Noam's given you two and now Gabbard's given you two. What have you done about it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:33 PM (Drm1A)

201 What's the line on India Pakistan?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:26 PM

Kashmir right now, but Pakistan is thinking about ignoring it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

202 Dear Mr. President, Wear a police officer bodycam and release the recording unedited. It will be huge, big league. I'll lay off the Charonnay when its released.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 24, 2025 07:32 PM (QSrLX)

Post it immediately after he leaves on whitehouse.gov.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 24, 2025 07:35 PM (VNX3d)

203 How does some two bit judge get to.make who can vote or not in the American election anyway?

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 07:35 PM (ypFCm)

204 "Our nation is truly at risk, and globalists should also be removed and tried for real crimes. tick tock ... only four years to "gitter done".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2025 07:20 PM (Cus5s)
18 months." Posted by: Joe Mannix

Yeah, and part of The Game is to win public support against the "Terrorism" of the leftists and all their crazy 20/80 hate crimes. And Maybe if we win that support, we win more seats and and Vance (or other) third Trump/MAGA term.

It is US versus Them (globalists using China and Islam and stocking horses? false flags maybe?). (not sure if I used "stalking horse " correctly ,,, heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2025 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

205 All day long today, CNBC has been fretting over "empty shelves", which confused many of their guests today. They had on some retail company CEO's and all of them said :empty shelves" are not a problem, cost increases in 2024 leaked into the first quarter and that was the big issue they dealt with, but they are confident cost pressures are going to be lessened as 2025 moves forward.

The TV people were very disappointed their Theme Of The Day fell totally flat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2025 07:35 PM (vNoj0)

206 A federal judge has blocked Trump's executive order requiring proof of citizenship in federal elections.

Because it has a disparate impact?

Posted by: mindful webworker - activist judge not? at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (SWvjw)

207 Anyway, I have discovered that people suck.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 24, 2025 07:30 PM (cduTK)

I have been in low-level management a couple of times, and I absolutely hate it. I do not like to ride herd on people, I expect them to act like adults but they don't, and I don't want to hear about their petty squabbles and concerns and feelings. And I'm not confrontational, when someone needs to be.

Back to the background for me, where I'm happy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (h7ZuX)

208 Why would an "immigrant" worry that ICE was on campus?

Oh, that's right--because they're an ILLEGAL "immigrant". AKA "Someone who isn't supposed to be there in the 1st place". When is law enforcement going to start arresting those who step in the way of those enforcing our laws?

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (TN0g+)

209 Where do you wear the blue camo when you are not raiding the Smurf Village?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (NUl+P)

210 Sometimes a very long while, not until they've been fed through the grinder and had their lives upended.

Posted by: It's cruel and deliberate

Getting deployed to 3rd world shitholes, restricted by retarded rules of emgagement, then getting shot at by the same barbarians you're there to 'help'....kind of wakes a boy up.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (MsrgL)

211 205 All day long today, CNBC has been fretting over "empty shelves",
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They raided Ace's house?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:37 PM (Drm1A)

212 197
Maybe we can take the hat?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

And take it with you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2025 07:31 PM (63Dwl)
Royal Dano made that film, and a lot of old westerns.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2025 07:38 PM (LHPAg)

213 All day long today, CNBC has been fretting over "empty shelves",
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They raided Ace's house?
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I thought Ace's house had crooked shelves, not empty ones?

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (TN0g+)

214 A federal judge has blocked Trump's executive order requiring proof of citizenship in federal elections.

Who had standing to sue?

Either the ballots haven't been counted yet, in which case no one has been harmed, or they have, and the case is moot.

At least, that's how it works for our side.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

215 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (ypFCm)

216 I don't have empty shelves Neither does Walmart. They did have a Lando Calrissian action figure for 66% off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (NUl+P)

217 Either the ballots haven't been counted yet, in which case no one has been harmed, or they have, and the case is moot.

At least, that's how it works for our side.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (DgGvY)
++++
Heads they win, tails you lose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:39 PM (WkNQM)

218 India needs to play a game of Paki Sack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2025 07:40 PM (8zz6B)

219
Where do you wear the blue camo when you are not raiding the Smurf Village?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Blue Woman Group

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

220 >>>Oh, that's right--because they're an ILLEGAL "immigrant"
---

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2025 07:40 PM (Drm1A)

221 A federal judge has blocked Trump's executive order requiring proof of citizenship in federal elections.

===

Because it has a disparate impact?
Posted by: mindful webworker - activist judge not? at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM

On Democrats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

222 I can't believe Sean Duffy so undervalues the mission-critical test of the effect of anti-gravity on plushies! Much less the research on weightlessness and the female cognitive function and libido!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and floating boobs at April 24, 2025 07:41 PM (SWvjw)

223 Oh, that's right--because they're an ILLEGAL "immigrant". AKA "Someone who isn't supposed to be there in the 1st place". When is law enforcement going to start arresting those who step in the way of those enforcing our laws?
Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2025 07:36 PM (TN0g+)
++++
AKA *not* an immigrant.

Immigration is a legal process. Illegals chose not to go through that process. They are *not* "immigrants" in any way. They are, depending on your opinion, illegal aliens (that is, foreigners in violation of the law) or foreign invaders.

But they're not "immigrants" and never have been. "Illegal immigrants" do not exist. It's a contradiction in terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:42 PM (WkNQM)

224 "Estronaut" is the best one I've heard so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2025 07:00 PM (WkNQM)
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"oestronaut" is better

Posted by: Zombie Peter Sellers - 'The Millionairess' at April 24, 2025 07:44 PM (sPQoU)

225 My job over the course of my life has been technical, numbers and stuff. Nice beautiful pleasant numbers that make adoring purr noises when you poke and prod them. I love numbers and they have always loved me.

Over the last two years have been thrust into a visible managing position coordinating multiple people and groups. Ok, I sought this promotion out, (raises hand) guilty. Anyway, I have discovered that people suck.

Posted by: banana Dream

I feel very fortunate. Around 2010, i made a deliberate decision to chase Technical Fellow. Got nominated in 2020, selected in 2021. Best of both worlds! Senior technical individual contributor, not allowed to be a manager... so chief engineer & chief architect positions are never assigned to me. I get to unscrew all of their fuckups, though, which I lurve. I also get to mentor a bunch of mid career engineers. Two years ago, they asked me to teach foundations of system emgineering as a boot camp. I'm impacting the company on a level i never dreamed i would in 2010.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 24, 2025 07:45 PM (MsrgL)

226 Mr. Former Analyst,

There is a huge difference between "working in secret" and "nobody outside your cubicle cluster knows who you are."

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 24, 2025 07:58 PM (p/isN)

227 Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2025 06:38 PM

Nothing wrong with me now..

Posted by: toby928 at April 24, 2025 08:07 PM (jc0TO)

228 signing in, boss

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 24, 2025 10:24 PM (mZtdJ)

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