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Surprise! Leftwing Minnesota Prosecutor Refuses to Prosecute Leftwing Minnesota Government Employee Caught Vandalizing Teslas

ofcourseshelookslikethis.jpg
She looks like Ellen DeGeneres and
Brian "Stone Cold" Bosworth had a Satan-baby

The Democrat Party encourages, incites, funds, and legally protects its antifa/BLM redshirt domestic terrorists. They are a perpetually-violent illegal revolutionary army in the US, and it's time for the right to begin treating them as the criminal insurrectionists that they are.

I would say this is unbelievable, but it's the Democrat-Antifa Party's SOP for the past 60 years.

A progressive district attorney has declined to charge the state employee in Tim Walz-led Minnesota who was allegedly caught causing $20,000 damage by vandalizing half a dozen Teslas -- a decision the local police chief ripped as the latest betrayal of victims.

The suspected vandal, 33-year-old Minnesota government employee Dylan Bryan Adams, was allegedly spotted keying the vehicles and stripping their paint off while out walking his dog around the city.

Despite what police believe to be evidence of Adams committing felonies, Hennepin County District Attorney Mary Moriarty will seek diversion rather than criminal charges.

"This is an approach taken in many property crime cases and helps to ensure the individual keeps their job and can pay restitution, as well as reducing the likelihood of repeat offenses," the attorney's office said in a statement, CBS News reported.

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara said at the time of the incident that the damage in each case was the equivalent of a felony.


"The Minneapolis Police Department did its job. It identified and investigated a crime trend, identified, and arrested a suspect, and presented a case file to the Hennepin County Attorney Office for consideration of charges," he told KARE in a statement.

"This case impacted at least six different victims and totaled over $20,000 in damages. Any frustration related to the charging decision of the Hennepin County Attorney should be directed solely at her office.

"Our investigators are always frustrated when the cases they poured their hearts into are declined. In my experience, the victims in these cases often feel the same," O'Hara said in a statement.

Adams was arrested a month after Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz said watching Tesla's stock price plummet gave him "a little boost during the day" during a rally in Wisconsin.

...

Moriarty has been Hennepin County's top prosecutor since January 2023 after handedly winning the nonpartisan DA election, but the former public defender quickly came under fire for her woke policies that allowed accused rapists and killers to stay free.

It's "handily." Twitter-addicted "journalists" are increasingly estranged from the English language.


During her very first week in office, she dropped the charges against a 35-year-old man accused of raping a teen girl due to attorney misconduct, CBS News reported at the time.

In another high-profile case, Moriarty was taken off the case of murdered 23-year-old Zaria McKeever after the progressive prosecutor offered slaps on the wrist for the teenage defendants.

While prosecutors initially wanted to try both boys as adults, they were offered probationary deals in exchange for testimony against McKeever's ex, who hired them.

After public outcry the case was bumped to Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison -- who is backed by left-wing billionaire George Soros.


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Let that sink in. No, seriously. This is dubious.

A Minnesota man, Dylan Adams, an employee of Governor Tim Walz's administration, will face *ZERO* criminal consequences, or even CHARGES, for allegedly:
- Vandalizing at least 6 Teslas
- Causing $20K in damage

Thanks to George Soros-funded Attorney Mary Moriarty.

So @ElonMusk
's company and its customers face weeks, even months, of terror attacks - many of which involve paid actors by left-wing groups.

George Soros and other left-wing groups pay to get leftist attorneys into office.

Those attorneys then REFUSE to charge the people engaging in the Tesla attacks.

It's a self-enriching ecosystem of terror. Money is behind all of it.

Because why would a Soros lackey send a message that people in Soros Zones would be held accountable for attacking Elon Musk's brand and Tesla owners?

I would recommend, and maybe even predict, a DOJ prosecution of this man for a criminal violation of civil rights, taken under color of state government action (given that he's a government employee plainly being protected by the government after being encouraged into vandalism by the governor).

Leftwingers cannot be allowed to just amnesty and immunize all of their own Insurrectionists.



Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM




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1 He seems nice.

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

2 I would do her .........

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (FDlb9)

3 One look at the picture and all I can think is "It's Pat!"

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

4 that's a man baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (jGJov)

5 Charge him federally.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (u73oe)

6 he's a terrorist, Fed charges need to be filed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (W843Z)

7 Judge Subaru Outback

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (F30Ty)

8 I would recommend, and maybe even predict, a DOJ prosecution of this man for a criminal violation of civil rights, taken under color of state government action (given that he's a government employee plainly being protected by the government after being encouraged into vandalism by the governor)

Look we gotta focus on the important things here. Now I'm going on FOXN in 15 minutes...do these pants make my butt look too big?

Posted by: Pam Bondi at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (t0Rmr)

9 It's got that hairstyle that looks like somebody has been holding it by it's head.

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (vFG9F)

10 I certainly hope that the Feds prosecute him - it would send a message to the Soros prosecutors that if they give their allies a pass, they're going to end up in a Federal courtroom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 03:31 PM (xTIDn)

11 7 Judge Subaru Outback
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (F30Ty)

Spit out my drink... must get towel..

Posted by: Inogame at April 22, 2025 03:31 PM (53oGX)

12 She used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: Dark Toby at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (jc0TO)

13 Booooldyke

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (6MHxU)

14 I agree, go with federal charges. And find something federal to charge the non-prosecuting prosecutor with too.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (bIzDl)

15 Hey you know what? You don’t get the government you deserve, you get the government you elect. Minnesota, Wisconsin and a whole bunch of others suck because the voters suck. Maybe when they get tired of it or it comes to their front door they’ll change. Until then enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (cn09p)

16 Fun fact: DA Flannel Shirt there actually opened for the Scissor Sisters at Lilith Fair '99

Posted by: brak at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (jGJov)

17 What is that thing?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (SRRAx)

18 "Soros-backed Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty says Dylan Bryan Adams will NOT be charged after allegedly causing $20,000 in damages vandalizing Teslas in Minneapolis."

Wow. Cuts like a knife.

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (vFG9F)

19 Count Jim "Spring-knees" Moriarty >>>>>> Mary Moriarty

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (6K6Eu)

20 Midwestern values.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (wBaIH)

21 Moriarty has been Hennepin County's top prosecutor since January 2023 after handedly winning the nonpartisan DA election, but the former public defender quickly came under fire for her woke policies that allowed accused ""rapists and killers"" to stay free.

Believe all women, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (W843Z)

22 "and her wife"

Fuck these people.

I am with the muzzies on this issue.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (nE5hF)

23 Reach out and touch Barry

Your own personal Chocolate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers.. Someone who cares
Your own personal Cholate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers.. Someone who's there

Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put Barry to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
Barry will deliver, you know he is a forgiver for $$$

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal Chocolate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers and Someone who cares
Your own personal Cholate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers...Someone who's there

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (AH9PT)

24 "I would recommend, and maybe even predict, a DOJ prosecution of this man for a criminal violation of civil rights, taken under color of state government action (given that he's a government employee plainly being protected by the government after being encouraged into vandalism by the governor).”

Can this miserable DA be charged with something as well? At some point, dereliction of duty by Soros DA’s needs to be punished, or these assholes will get Pelican Briefed by some victim’s family.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (se/Tc)

25 She/he/it seems nice.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (QAa0/)

26 Maybe it's time for somebody to ask "where's Dylan?" and the answer being "you won't be seeing Dylan anymore". HT Peter Clemenza.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)

27 "This is an approach taken in many property crime cases and helps to ensure the individual keeps their job and can pay restitution, as well as reducing the likelihood of repeat offenses 😉,"
----------------------------------

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (E0p3T)

28 welp

her look is unsurprising

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

29 Why do they all have the same haircut?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (nE5hF)

30 Thinking back to my own diversion, to get it you have to allocute and confess. How does this confession affect civil suits? Doesn't it become a slam dunk to claim mental distress and suffering as well as damage?

Posted by: Dark Toby at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

31 If Mary Moriarity and her wife
_______________

And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

32 You know, fd, the style book dictates “cuts like a hammer”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (bIzDl)

33 This Dylan guy doesn't look as if he would benefit from midnight basketball.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (6K6Eu)

34 As predictable as the sun rising in the East each day.

Crap like this is why I keep saying that if you live in one of these places that has a Soros prosecutor or anything vaguely resembling a Soros prosecutor, and you're on "our side," you're risking your own life and freedom by continuing to live there.

You need to move. If not yesterday then today. Nothing you do will matter if your opponents get away with literal murder while you're rotting in jail for defending yourself against one of these lunatics.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (GyvKT)

35 That means it’s okay to target, harass and physically assault 33-year-old Minnesota government employee Dylan Bryan Adams, right? I mean, that is what’s considered “mostly peaceful protesting” in Minnesota.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (+q2mF)

36 " helps to ensure the individual keeps their job "

He hasn't been fired?

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (vFG9F)

37 7 Judge Subaru Outback
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (F30Ty)

Snort.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (OA79/)

38 "and her wife"

Fuck these people.

I am with the muzzies on this issue.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (nE5hF)
____________

Me too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

39 Can the insurance companies of the owners of damaged Teslas sue in civil court?

I'm asking because I am not a lawyer and haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express either.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (ICi3Q)

40 >>"and her wife"


Less a Wife ...
and more a Golf Bag that she keeps here panoply of Dildos in.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (F30Ty)

41 And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
----
Ray Charles just read this article in Braille and even he could see that she's a clam bumper.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (GyvKT)

42 weird how there was always federal charges for anyone the left demanded be prosecuted ....

Someone check the Fox News stage for Bondi, Patel, et al. ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (+3+7z)

43 "helps to ensure the individual keeps their HIS job"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

44 36 " helps to ensure the individual keeps their job "

He hasn't been fired?
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (vFG9F)

I'm sure he's gonna pay that restitution too.

Prolly got a 20k bonus from Timbo.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (OA79/)

45 Can the insurance companies of the owners of damaged Teslas sue in civil court?

I'm asking because I am not a lawyer and haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express either.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (ICi3Q)
-----------
I think so.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (6K6Eu)

46 >>I would recommend, and maybe even predict, a DOJ prosecution of this man for a criminal violation of civil rights


Given his statements and those of others, there should be a case for economic terrorism. Have no idea what federal charges, but trying to crash a company's stock price using vandalism has to be terrorism.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (nE5hF)

47 The good news is the slugs don't migrate out of their beloved Wisconsin or Minnesota. Some snowbirds do a couple week in FL, but then right back to marinate in their crappy fjords

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (wBaIH)

48 Sadly, it's impossible to escape the conclusion that this will never end peacefully.

Posted by: Practical solutions wanted at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (DrGpr)

49 "You know, fd, the style book dictates “cuts like a hammer”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit "


Except in the case of "Bryan Adams".

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (vFG9F)

50 Bondi should have Soros smothered with a legal pillow. Along with that femminucia son of his.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (miGKa)

51 Surprise! Leftwing Minnesota Prosecutor Refuses to Prosecute Leftwing Minnesota Government Employee Caught Vandalizing Teslas

This will work great, until it doesn't.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (Vqx30)

52
AI, give me the Character Shot for new concept show -

Law and Order: Ellen DeGeneres

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (E0p3T)

53 that is the Soros DA formula: back a public defender for public prosecutor and this is what you get.
(Loudoun Soros former CA was a defender, until she was elected prosecutor, and she kept right on defending. The only thing she really prosecuted was the dad of the victim of the trans rapist)

Posted by: barbarausa at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (enw9G)

54 >>>Judge Subaru Outback

the fantasy of lesbianism >>> the reality of lesbianism

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

55 Hennepin County is a vile den of DFL apparatchiks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2025 03:38 PM (HTwBY)

56 Why do they all have the same haircut?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (nE5hF)
_____________

Same reason male peacocks display their feathers. Advertising.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

57 Looks at picture.

Tell me again how you are eschewing those gender roles, Xir?

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (F30Ty)

58 36 " helps to ensure the individual keeps their job "

He hasn't been fired?
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (vFG9F)
----------------

Fired? Are you kidding me.

Liberal logic suggests he get's a healthy raise in order to pay for the damages.

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

59 The case isn't over until xhe shouts 'Fuck Trump!'.

Posted by: Dark Toby at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (jc0TO)

60 >>> 32 You know, fd, the style book dictates “cuts like a hammer”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (bIzDl)

I thought it was "slices like a fkn hammer"???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (Vqx30)

61 39 Can the insurance companies of the owners of damaged Teslas sue in civil court?

I'm asking because I am not a lawyer and haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express either.
Posted by: Just Lily

-----------------

I imagine any investor who lost money could sue for damages.

They committed vandalism in order to sink the stock price. That is a tort.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (nE5hF)

62 Isn't terrorism a Federal issue?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (E0p3T)

63 It was a DEI hire Somali police officer who shot and killed an unarmed white woman that Hennepin County at first refused to prosecute.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (HTwBY)

64 >>>29 Why do they all have the same haircut?

1, the Male Gaze

2, the Male Gays

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (KRtlO)

65 Mary Moriarity and her wife
_______________

And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

Wife is most likely a government employee or a therapist.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

66 Slim Shady is looking rough these days

Posted by: damn man at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (ZsEmt)

67 Well, it's MN, so that about says it all. But aside from that, there is a remedy to these lawless DAs. Unfortunately, it requires a voting populace who pays enough attention to who it is they're voting into these kinds of offices. Another salient point...if you can, get out of these blue hellholes. Leave these states to putrefy and rot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

68 >>I thought it was "slices like a fkn hammer"???


Is that Hammer Double Ended, by chance?

...asking for a Minnesota Prosecutor.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (F30Ty)

69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eqb97eOEjc

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (vm8sq)

70 "Why do they all have the same haircut?"

Maybe it's wig.

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (vFG9F)

71 If she had a different hairdo

She could be a he

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (nGraA)

72 I really do not give an Obama if Minnesota-Stan votes for the clowns.

Enjoy the Butt-F**k while it lasts Minnesota-Stan Voters...

And the Government will not Cum in your mouth after butt F**king You...

Posted by: Dweasal Gregorian at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (Lcdqc)

73 MN prosecutor; She looks like Ellen DeGeneres and
Brian "Stone Cold" Bosworth had a Satan-baby

I was thinking a horses ass on a windy day
but that's just me

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (r3F/z)

74 7 Judge Subaru Outback
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (F30Ty)

For real. Every time I see one on the road I think "Here we go. Wonder what they are going to do to fuck up."

Posted by: ryukyu at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (r+m2N)

75 Made of Tribbles

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (vFG9F)

76 Ray Charles just read this article in Braille and even he could see that she's a clam bumper.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (GyvKT)
____________

Passing by he thought he was near a fish market.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

77 >>Her wife

Wife, from the Old English “wif” meaning woman, human female, lady.

Try again, dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (miGKa)

78
"I'm queer!"

"How 'bout that! You're ugly, too!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (AA5pe)

79 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

Our hacks in black are hankering for a pie in the face and might be surprised when everyone applauds.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5)

80 Bondi should have Soros smothered with a legal pillow. Along with that femminucia son of his.
Posted by: Marcus

deport to Malaysia quickly!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W843Z)

81 Looks at picture.

Tell me again how you are eschewing those gender roles, Xir?
==
Ha nice.

Posted by: Practical solutions wanted at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (DrGpr)

82 >>> 32 You know, fd, the style book dictates “cuts like a hammer”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (bIzDl)

I thought it was "slices like a fkn hammer"???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM

Don't make a maniac out of me.

Posted by: Paul Anka at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (jc0TO)

83 I am with the muzzies on this issue.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:33 PM (nE5hF)
____________

Me too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

——————-
What’s cool is we would even have our own dhimmis like Douglas Murray.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (+q2mF)

84 I bet she beats her partner.

(I wonder what the "wife" looks like?)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (nE5hF)

85 A bit of Gary Busey going on there too, but then, Gary has looked like a chubby lesbian for quite some time now.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

86 You know Ron White had hair like that back when he drank a couple liters of scotch a day.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (wBaIH)

87 36 " helps to ensure the individual keeps their job "

He hasn't been fired?
Posted by: fd

Are you crazy?! We had to promote him! Didn't you read the DA's comment? "...helps to ensure the individual keeps their job and can pay restitution". He might have a lot of restitution to pay, so we need to make sure it's not hurting him financially and affecting his quality of life!

Posted by: Tim Walz at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

88
Out: busty lesbian pron
In: dusty lesbian prawns

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

89 You want: Harvey Dent

You'll settle for: Hamilton Burger

You'll get: Mary Moriarty

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (6K6Eu)

90 Is that Bob Costas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (MySZH)

91 Tanned, Rested and Ready!

Posted by: Reichenbach Falls at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (w9Wax)

92 67 Well, it's MN, so that about says it all. But aside from that, there is a remedy to these lawless DAs. Unfortunately, it requires a voting populace who pays enough attention to who it is they're voting into these kinds of offices. Another salient point...if you can, get out of these blue hellholes. Leave these states to putrefy and rot.
Posted by: Lady in Black
======
Bought and paid Somalis and AWFLs are running the joint now. Minneapolis will soon be on par with its downstream sister city--St. Louis, in levels of dysfunction.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (ctrM5)

93 Can the insurance companies of the owners of damaged Teslas sue in civil court?

I'm asking because I am not a lawyer and haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express either.
--
The Tesla owners have filed a claim with their insurance.

Who can sue the perp in subrogation.

But, they probably won't as it won't be economical or assets to recover from.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (+3+7z)

94 RICO her ass.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:43 PM (X87w/)

95 She really screwed him over. At trial she could have given him a slap on the wrist and it would’ve been over. But now, the Feds are going to go after him and put the screws to him.

Posted by: Ron at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (KDtr3)

96 Mary Moriarity and her wife
_______________

And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

Wife is most likely a government employee or a therapist.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

The smart money is betting on "school teacher." I mean, "educator."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

97 Pam Bondi to the Red Phone, Pam Bondi to the Red Phone, Please.

Posted by: DBCooper at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (3oMnW)

98 And the Government will not Cum in your mouth after butt F**king You...
==
Wait wut!!? I will pay extra for that!!!!!

Posted by: Keira Starmer at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (DrGpr)

99 George Soros and other left-wing groups pay to get leftist attorneys into office.

----------------

And RICO his ass.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (X87w/)

100 Passing by he thought he was near a fish market.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

North of San Diego, where the seals lounge on the rocks.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

101 "Why do they all have the same haircut?"

Maybe it's wig.
Posted by: fd
......

A Frank Luntz toupee might help.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

102 RICO?

As in a 2,000lb LGB dropped on Soros' domicile?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (HTwBY)

103 The case before SCOTUS today regarding the forced reading of sexual content by school children has Catholic, Christian and Muslim complainants.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (miGKa)

104 OK, it's official. Minnesota now takes the prize for insanity. California made a manful (?) effort, but now concedes the crazy crown to Minnesota.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

105
And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)


I prefer the term "gap lapper" myself

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (y9nCu)

106 WaPo: A woman who fatally struck two children who were walking in a crosswalk to their elementary school in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in November 2023 has pleaded guilty to traffic misdemeanors with a maximum punishment of four months in jail.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

107 Handedly?
$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 22, 2025 03:47 PM (nW302)

108 7 Judge Subaru Outback
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (F30Ty)

How many bumper stickers?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at April 22, 2025 03:47 PM (+q2mF)

109 Need a modified Tesla. Pressure sensors so that if a narrow object like a key is pressing hard enough to damage paint the car shocks the aggressor. Its got plenty of juice to do it.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2025 03:47 PM (CKOCg)

110 2 I would do her .........

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (FDlb9)

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"Back off, Bitchezzz!"

-- Megan Rappin'Ho

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (X87w/)

111 George Soros and other left-wing groups pay to get leftist attorneys into office.
______________

For want of ONE phone call in 1944 Hungary ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

112 Yeah, that’s the original garrett, but I’m trying to cut out the swearing ‘cause Dark Woke.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (bIzDl)

113 Protecting their street thugs
Anyone with a Tesla dealer or workshop stop paying your taxes, they are not going to protect you so screw them.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (ypFCm)

114 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

--

It's pretty clear the SCOTUS isn't going to lift a pinkie finger to help Trump remove millions of illegals. I'm not surprised in the least. I'm of the opinion he should just keep filling up the planes and shipping them out, while cutting off every means of employment, and benefits of any kind. We're quite literally at the precipice. How things are handled will determine our future. Either we are forced to keep millions and millions of illegals in the country forever, or we can reclaim our country. I know, easy for me to say...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (qBdHI)

115 And ... she's a snatch slurper.

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:36 PM (YqDXo)


I prefer the term "gap lapper" myself

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (y9nCu)
___________

Good, but not alliterative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

116 >>Good, but not alliterative.


Carpet Cleaner

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (F30Ty)

117 whoa, what kind of Dem group immunity did this woman have? Killing other people's kids tends to get the book thrown at you, or at least it seemed like it used to.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (CKOCg)

118 Is the photo a picture of the Tesla terrorist, or of the prosecutor who refuses to prosecute the Tesla terrorist?

Or is there even any difference between the two?

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (pMi6S)

119 North of San Diego, where the seals lounge on the rocks.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 03:45 PM (dGCAG)
______________

La Jolla Cove.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

120 Not paying your taxes as a protest is NOT recommended.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (bIzDl)

121 Are we still doing "no one is above the law" or "doooo processss?"

BTW, if this is how things are going to play out, there's no moral objection to self-help - like if Elon (through buffers) hired some no-neckers to break this guy's legs or something.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (ssz2a)

122 Lets see.. We have the House, The Senate , and The Presidency... And the Courts/dems are running the Country

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (VE6XX)

123 Carpet Cleaner
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (F30Ty)

—————

Taco tickler

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (u73oe)

124 whoa, what kind of Dem group immunity did this woman have? Killing other people's kids tends to get the book thrown at you, or at least it seemed like it used to.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (CKOCg)
_______________

Black? Democrat operative? Democrat donor? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

125
Flosses with Pubes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2025 03:52 PM (AA5pe)

126 New Flash: AG Pam Bondi has put a 20 year mandatory Federal prison term on all Tesla Take Over wienies ...

Dollar Store Ellen needs to STFD and STFU..

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (r3F/z)

127 Harvard Law professor emeritus Laurence Tribe claimed Tuesday on CNN’s “The Situation Room” that President Donald Trump’s actions against Harvard University are out of the “dictator’s handbook,” liking them to Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler.

Former Vice President Al Gore is comparing Donald Trump’s administration to Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Party of the 1930s, an analogy that has become increasingly common during Trump’s second presidency.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

128 Flosses with Pubes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2025 03:52 PM (AA5pe)

——————-

She’s an Indian?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (u73oe)

129 >>> 104 OK, it's official. Minnesota now takes the prize for insanity. California made a manful (?) effort, but now concedes the crazy crown to Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

Not so fast...

Posted by: Colorado Governor Jared Polesucker at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Vqx30)

130 Fart-chlamydia

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (w9Wax)

131 There really should be some remedy for a misuse of Prosecutorial Discretion. When a Prosecutor ignores the law... especially on a systemic level... they are abrogating their oath of Office...

So... what 'Petition for Redress' does a VICTIM have, if the Prosecutor won't Prosecute?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (QAkQ3)

132 Right-click, block element. There, now I don't have to look at that butch anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

133 The party of due process of illegal alien gangbangers and wife beaters.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (viF8m)

134 crap forgot to hit the paste button. 106 WaPo: A woman who fatally struck two children who were walking in a crosswalk to their elementary school in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in November 2023 has pleaded guilty to traffic misdemeanors with a maximum punishment of four months in jail.
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whoa, what kind of Dem group immunity did this woman have? Killing other people's kids tends to get the book thrown at you, or at least it seemed like it used to.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (CKOCg)

135
84 I bet she beats her partner.

(I wonder what the "wife" looks like?)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM
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Aunt Esther.

https://tinyurl.com/3y6uuv6s

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (nW302)

136 122 Lets see.. We have the House, The Senate , and The Presidency... And the Courts/dems are running the Country

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM

It's pathetic.

The courts/dems are handcuffing all branches of government they don't control.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (IifOV)

137 Either we are forced to keep millions and millions of illegals in the country forever, or we can reclaim our country. I know, easy for me to say...
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (qBdHI)

When Lincoln was having to deal with copperheads, basically engaging in terrorist acts, he had a bunch of them locked up.

Desperate times, being at war, he exercised war powers. The Chief of the Supreme Court, Roger B Taney said he couldn't do that, he didn't have the authority.

Lincoln then threatened to lock up the Chief Justice.

That ended the constitutional crisis.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (dGCAG)

138 >>> 104 OK, it's official. Minnesota now takes the prize for insanity. California made a manful (?) effort, but now concedes the crazy crown to Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

Not so fast...

Posted by: Colorado Governor Jared Polesucker at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Vqx30)
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Late entry. Good point. But we have a polesucker as mayor of San Diego - doesn't that count for something?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

139 Carpet Cleaner
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:50 PM (F30Ty)

—————

Taco tickler
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (u73oe)

Bearded Clam Shucker

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (r3F/z)

140 The dog made him do it.

Posted by: Son of Sam at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (63Dwl)

141 Some states, admittedly a minority, allow private citizens to bring prosecutions, or at least have the prosecutor's discretionary decision reviewed. For instance, a Pa. rule of criminal procedure (assuming it's still current):

“When the affiant is not a law enforcement officer, the complaint shall be submitted to an attorney for the Commonwealth, who shall approve or disapprove it without
unreasonable delay. . . . If the attorney for the Commonwealth . . . disapproves the complaint, the attorney shall state the reasons on the complaint form and return it to the affiant. Thereafter, the affiant may petition the court of common pleas for review of the decision.”

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (UBKzV)

142 106 WaPo: A woman who fatally struck two children who were walking in a crosswalk to their elementary school in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in November 2023 has pleaded guilty to traffic misdemeanors with a maximum punishment of four months in jail.
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

Was she called “Maryland Woman” in the headline? Asking because you know why.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (+q2mF)

143 When I read the headline and then saw that face, I had a mental hiccup resolving that creature and 'prosecutor.'

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (fY84s)

144 93: "The Tesla owners have filed a claim with their insurance. Who can sue the perp in subrogation. But, they probably won't as it won't be economical or assets to recover from."

Correct. But the owners can sue the guy directly for the amount of their deductibles, any incidental / consequential expenses not covered by insurance (e.g. missed work), and -- and this is what will take the case out of small claims court -- punitive damages, which are a slam-dunk here. (MN Stats. 549.20 - "clear and convincing evidence that the acts of the defendant show deliberate disregard for the rights or safety of others.")

There appears to be no cap on punis in Minnesota in relation to actual damages. So if each owner sues for $500, plus maybe a couple thousand for incidental costs and emotional distress, they could conceivably get tens of thousands in punitives each, and garnish the C-word's wages for the next 10 years to pay for it. Intentional tort damages are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.

The question is whether a contingency lawyer would think the case was worth taking, or whether at least a couple of the Tesla owners are rich and angry enough to pay legal fees out of pocket.

Posted by: Alex at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (EcUen)

145 129 >>> 104 OK, it's official. Minnesota now takes the prize for insanity. California made a manful (?) effort, but now concedes the crazy crown to Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

Not so fast...
Posted by: Colorado Governor Jared Polesucker at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Vqx30)

Yeah.... about that... Calif Electricity prices are more than Twice the National Average... Nat Gas 3 times...

And PG&E will now charge me $6.95 a month 'credit card fee' to pay the online bill, that they have pretty much forced us all to use.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (QAkQ3)

146 When invisible dogs talk to you, you should ignore them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (MySZH)

147 Minnesota, where Chauvin and company were convicted before trial. Minnesotans used to have a smug attitude about their superior governance and society. Not so much any more.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (rJ48h)

148 We have the House, The Senate , and The Presidency... And the Courts/dems are running the Country

The GOPe agrees with the courts....

Posted by: brak at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (jGJov)

149 I know a few Tesla owners. They are well off non-liberals who would administer an asskicking to any scumbag messing with their vehicle.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (LHPAg)

150 Not only is it ok to vandalize hitler's cars you're morally obligated to do so. They are only just getting started folks.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 22, 2025 03:56 PM (V362x)

151 RICO?

As in a 2,000lb LGB dropped on Soros' domicile?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2025 03:46 PM (HTwBY)

Don't forget his sidekick, Moose. from the collection agency. Paging Judge Smails....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 22, 2025 03:56 PM (VNX3d)

152 It Looks Like an Oyster but it'snot.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2025 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

153 >>> 137
==
When Lincoln was having to deal with copperheads, basically engaging in terrorist acts, he had a bunch of them locked up.

Desperate times, being at war, he exercised war powers. The Chief of the Supreme Court, Roger B Taney said he couldn't do that, he didn't have the authority.

Lincoln then threatened to lock up the Chief Justice.

That ended the constitutional crisis.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 03:54 PM (dGCAG)

Our $37 TRILLION dollars of debt is in part due to Brandon and thousands of his accomplices helping the invaders into this country with shitloads of taxpayer-funded benefits....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2025 03:56 PM (Vqx30)

154 The question is whether a contingency lawyer would think the case was worth taking, or whether at least a couple of the Tesla owners are rich and angry enough to pay legal fees out of pocket.
Posted by: Alex at April 22, 2025 03:55 PM (EcUen)

Someone should ask Elon if he is willing to fund that legal case...

Bet he'd say yes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 03:57 PM (QAkQ3)

155 What is needed is a Northern Poverty Law Center to bring lawsuits against those in power who will not enforce the law to protect innocent people and their property simply because of their prejudices and bigotry.

Where is the conservative Morris Dees when you need him?

Posted by: Minnesota Tesla Owners at April 22, 2025 03:57 PM (+8MS3)

156 79 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

Our hacks in black are hankering for a pie in the face and might be surprised when everyone applauds.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5)

So, where are the Barrett haters realizing that the three take turns backstabbing Trump? Maybe, we should just ask Thomas and Alito who should replace them and ignore everyone else's opinions...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2025 03:57 PM (tOcjL)

157 127 Harvard Law professor emeritus Laurence Tribe claimed Tuesday on CNN’s “The Situation Room” that President Donald Trump’s actions against Harvard University are out of the “dictator’s handbook,” liking them to Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler.

Al Gore is comparing Donald Trump’s administration to Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Party of the 1930s, an analogy that has become increasingly common during Trump’s second presidency.
Posted by: SMOD

Flashback to 2016:

""Trump = Nazi" Is Already Mandatory

Normally, a debate only descends to "Godwinization" (comparing your opponent to a Nazi) as a final desperate measure when all other arguments have failed and all lesser insults have been exhausted. In contemporary politics, calling someone a Nazi is the most extreme position you can take.

But when it comes to Trump's opponents, their starting point is to call Trump a Nazi; the general election hasn't even yet begun, and the anti-Trump rhetoric is already turned up to 11.

It's kind of hard to imagine where the conversation will go from here. How can you amplify your rhetoric when the very first thing you say is the most extreme put-down you can conjure?"

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:57 PM (pMi6S)

158 And that was NINE years ago!

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:58 PM (pMi6S)

159 Ooops, forgot the link:

http://www.zombietime.com/inside_the_anti-trump_circus/

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:58 PM (pMi6S)

160 >>When invisible dogs talk to you, you should ignore them.

I would but his betting recommendations have been spot on.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2025 03:58 PM (viF8m)

161 The Maryland woman who killed the kids in the crosswalk and just got misdemeanors, is she in Congress?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:58 PM (+8v88)

162 The people financing and organizing the 'Tesla Takeover' are well known. Tesla owners needs to organize and litigate a class action suit.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:58 PM (r3F/z)

163 You know who else was a Nazi?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (MySZH)

164 This Pakistani attack on Hindus in Kashmir has the potential to escalate. At some point India has to respond decisively to this shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (paSBy)

165 You know, Albanian culture (like many others) had an informal, tribal justice code called the Kanun for a long time. A lot of it devolved to blood feuds and frontier justice.

An impartial, fair, societally accepted justice system is critical to the advancement of civilization. If law isn't going to be applied equally and fairly in some areas, there are going to be severe consequences.

Like most conservatives, I have a preference for how things SHOULD run, but can live fine as long as the rules are applied equally to everyone. If justice is going to be biased based on the voting demographics of the local populace, I won't like it, but can move to a more amenable area and do fine.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

166 But don't you dare question the integrity of the 2020 elections...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

167 I contend that all lesbians are actually the same like 3 people who just run around changing clothes when the rest of us aren't looking.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 22, 2025 04:00 PM (B9Prs)

168 163 You know who else was a Nazi?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (MySZH)

I did not-see that coming.

Posted by: One-Balled Dictator in Hell at April 22, 2025 04:01 PM (ynpvh)

169 Lets see.. We have the House, The Senate , and The Presidency... And the Courts/dems are running the Country
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 03:51 PM (VE6XX)

The problem is your use of the word "we."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:01 PM (dGCAG)

170 If Trump is literally Hitler, then who was Hitler, if he wasn't himself?

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:01 PM (pMi6S)

171 The problem is your use of the word "we."
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:01 PM (dGCAG)


True

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:02 PM (VE6XX)

172 164 This Pakistani attack on Hindus in Kashmir has the potential to escalate. At some point India has to respond decisively to this shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2025 03:59 PM (paSBy)

This kind of thing has to be nipped in the bud...so Mecca?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

173 Who is hotter, Mary Moriarty or Ranae Holland from "Finding Bigfoot"?

Posted by: James BoBo Fay at April 22, 2025 04:02 PM (+8MS3)

174 >>I contend that all lesbians are actually the same like 3 people who just run around changing clothes when the rest of us aren't looking.


15 minutes.

In, literally, any parking lot in Missoula MT would disprove your Thesis.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:03 PM (F30Ty)

175 156 79 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

That's F'ing stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

176 Just get ready for Trump to suspend habitus corpus.
It is in the pipeline...

If things escalate then the next step is:
Pete Hegseth is in the wings as well.

The Posse Comitatus Act and the Insurrection Act define and limit circumstances under which U.S. military forces can be deployed on American soil. The Posse Comitatus Act prohibits the armed forces from being used to enforce laws within the United States, unless authorized by the Constitution or an act of Congress. The President does have the authority to call up Active Duty military members and deploy them on American soil IF certain conditions apply.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (r3F/z)

177 173 Who is hotter, Mary Moriarty or Ranae Holland from "Finding Bigfoot"?

Posted by: James BoBo Fay at April 22, 2025 04:02 PM (+8MS3)

Both look good.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (ynpvh)

178 So, where are the Barrett haters realizing that the three take turns backstabbing Trump? Maybe, we should just ask Thomas and Alito who should replace them and ignore everyone else's opinions...
Posted by: Nova Local

Gorsuch claims to be a textualist but in several cases now construes the text to the left of what is the plain meaning. In this case, he claimed that judicial norms such as not including weekends or holidays applies in self deportation agreements. The plain text of the statute involved says 60 days as the dissenters note, the deportee had no problems with air flights, driving, etc. to Mexico (he was an Mexican illegal) despite holidays or weekends.

Mexico as is most countries open 24/7 365 days per year for entry especially for a citizen of that country.

Gorsuch pulled similar garbage in extended the US Civil Rights Act to cover trannism which is a patent misreading of the statute and ahistorical to boot.

These justices think they are geniuses when they strain at a swallowing a gnat but gladly swallow a camel.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)

179 >>Who is hotter, Mary Moriarty or Ranae Holland from "Finding Bigfoot"?


Obviously, Bigfoot.

"Bigfoot: I not dead" by Graham Mollieu (sp?) is a funny ass book.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (F30Ty)

180 The party of due process of illegal alien gangbangers and wife beaters.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2025 03:53 PM (viF8m)

---------------

Just heard someone from The Rear Dispatch (David Drucker?) on Hugh Hewitt's radio show (Gorka's unfortunate replacement) defend Van Hollen going to El Salvador as representing "a constituent" of his.

Hewitt responded with a bit of dismay at his claiming the illegal alien MS-13 domestic terrorist criminal was a "constituent" (oras Karoline Leavitt referred to it in a presser earlier today, "The 'Maryland Man' Hoax") -- instead of taking the opportunity to and inquiring where Van Hollen stood in representing his actual constituent and murder victim, Rachel Morin?).

* spit *

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (g5T0J)

181 They can change the legal definition of a day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (MySZH)

182 175 156 79 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

That's F'ing stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

Making the wait at least 28.6% longer! Way to go Supremes! /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (ynpvh)

183 167 I contend that all lesbians are actually the same like 3 people who just run around changing clothes when the rest of us aren't looking.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Similar to the interesting physics theory that there is only one electron in the entire universe, which zooms around and occupies all the places where electrons apparently exist -- since it was proven mathematically that the electron exists outside of the dimension of time, and it can at its leisure be everywhere at once, since time doesn't exist for it.

I think the Three Lesbians do the same thing.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (pMi6S)

184 So. Essentially if you drive a Tesla or are a conservative in Minnesota, you are not equal in the eyes of the law and will not receive justice.
Ok then.
Game on a**holes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (wdd9/)

185 181 They can change the legal definition of a day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (MySZH)

By declaring the meaning is "business day"...
Sure doesn't work when I have to pay bills in 30 days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (ynpvh)

186 instead of taking the opportunity to and inquiring where Van Hollen stood in representing his actual constituent and murder victim, Rachel Morin?).

This is Maryland, they haven't had a clean election in 20 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (t0Rmr)

187 If I recall, George Soros is 'retiring' and his much dumber son is taking over the Empire.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (sAmhv)

188 >>The Posse Comitatus Act prohibits the armed forces from being used to enforce laws within the United States, unless authorized by the Constitution or an act of Congress.


I am guessing that it wouldn't be hard to shelter action under the same guise we shelter Foreign Wars, these days.

Congress can't be bothered to declare War...so, they employed a carveout. I am doubting it is worded, artfully enough, to make it a non-option.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (F30Ty)

189 Where does she live? And what does her car look like?

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (orz7z)

190 Correct. But the owners can sue the guy directly for the amount of their deductibles, any incidental / consequential expenses not covered by insurance (e.g. missed work), and -- and this is what will take the case out of small claims court -- punitive damages, which are a slam-dunk here. (MN Stats. 549.20 - "clear and convincing evidence that the acts of the defendant show deliberate disregard for the rights or safety of others.")

There appears to be no cap on punis in Minnesota in relation to actual damages. So if each owner sues for $500, plus maybe a couple thousand for incidental costs and emotional distress, they could conceivably get tens of thousands in punitives each, and garnish the C-word's wages for the next 10 years to pay for it. Intentional tort damages are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.
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Seek redress in a Minnesota court? Good luck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

191 Ok ok take the Retarded Skank Hag off the pinned post. ugh gol dang!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (r3F/z)

192 It's kind of hard to imagine where the conversation will go from here. How can you amplify your rhetoric when the very first thing you say is the most extreme put-down you can conjure?"

Posted by: zombie
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They'll have to find a white, non-communist historical figure who, in their minds, was even worse. Tough order, but I'm sure they'll eventually come up with something.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (UBKzV)

193 So instead of 3 months it's now 4 and a half months before deportation...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (VE6XX)

194 Attacking a Tesla dealer could be a Federal terrorism charge I would think

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (ypFCm)

195 This is Maryland, they haven't had a clean election in 20 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (t0Rmr)
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Aren't you missing a zero?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

196 190 Correct. But the owners can sue the guy directly for the amount of their deductibles, any incidental / consequential expenses not covered by insurance (e.g. missed work), and -- and this is what will take the case out of small claims court -- punitive damages, which are a slam-dunk here. (MN Stats. 549.20 - "clear and convincing evidence that the acts of the defendant show deliberate disregard for the rights or safety of others.")

There appears to be no cap on punis in Minnesota in relation to actual damages. So if each owner sues for $500, plus maybe a couple thousand for incidental costs and emotional distress, they could conceivably get tens of thousands in punitives each, and garnish the C-word's wages for the next 10 years to pay for it. Intentional tort damages are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.
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Seek redress in a Minnesota court? Good luck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

Unless they burn the "wrong" Telsa, e.g. one owned by a powerful libbie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

197 All the animals are equal except some of the animals are more equal than the other animals.

And that's the way it is in the worker's paradise.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (ereJz)

198
Breakfast Club, anyone?

If you're my age, this movie was for made us -- a movie about high school kids when we were in high school.

Anyway, the cast convened at a comic-con convention recently for the 40th anniversary and it was the first time they ALL showed up. Emilio Estevez never showed up before, so it would just be the other four: Judd, Anthony (who goes by Michael), Molly (Ace's second crush*), and Ali.

*Ace's first crush was Kim Richards

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (oDzB/)

199 >>Just heard someone from The Rear Dispatch (David Drucker?) on Hugh Hewitt's radio show (Gorka's unfortunate replacement) defend Van Hollen going to El Salvador as representing "a constituent" of his.


He's not a rep, is he?

If he is not a Rep, there's no way you can contort to make him a Constituent. Senators are not slaved to Population and illegals can't (legally) Vote.

So. Where does this constituency claim come from?

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (F30Ty)

200 So, where are the Barrett haters realizing that the three take turns backstabbing Trump? Maybe, we should just ask Thomas and Alito who should replace them and ignore everyone else's opinions...
Posted by: Nova Local

Other than Alito or Thomas (or Rehnquist ro Scalia when alive), I despise most of Scotus justices going back to FDR's appointees including most GOP appointees. Justice Harlan, White, Jackson, or Cardozo were decent men caught within bad court majorities.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ctrM5)

201 Similar to the interesting physics theory that there is only one electron in the entire universe, which zooms around and occupies all the places where electrons apparently exist -- since it was proven mathematically that the electron exists outside of the dimension of time, and it can at its leisure be everywhere at once, since time doesn't exist for it.

I think the Three Lesbians do the same thing.
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (pMi6S)

You just couldn't leave it alone. You just had to go poking around, trying to get answers.

Posted by: S. Claus at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (dGCAG)

202 >>>It's kind of hard to imagine where the conversation will go from here. How can you amplify your rhetoric when the very first thing you say is the most extreme put-down you can conjure?"

Posted by: zombie

>You're a poopie-head and that's why you have no friends!

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (fY84s)

203 These justices think they are geniuses when they strain at a swallowing a gnat but gladly swallow a camel.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)
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What part of the camel? Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

204 Trump goan suspend coitus interruptus!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (paSBy)

205 200 So, where are the Barrett haters realizing that the three take turns backstabbing Trump? Maybe, we should just ask Thomas and Alito who should replace them and ignore everyone else's opinions...
Posted by: Nova Local

Other than Alito or Thomas (or Rehnquist ro Scalia when alive), I despise most of Scotus justices going back to FDR's appointees including most GOP appointees. Justice Harlan, White, Jackson, or Cardozo were decent men caught within bad court majorities.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ctrM5)

What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.

Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

206 I saw Gladly Swallow A Camel open for Murry The Hump at the Live in Cardiff festival in '01.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (g5T0J)

207 SCOTUS wants to wash their hands on the immigration issue. They want PDT to ignore SCOTUS so SCOTUS can say "Hey, we tried but, what can you do?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

208 I think the Three Lesbians do the same thing.
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (pMi6S)
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Leave the LA fire chiefs out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

209 187 If I recall, George Soros is 'retiring' and his much dumber son is taking over the Empire.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Supposedly senile now. Alex Soros is running the show and his new beard (cough girlfriend) is no less than Huma Abedin of Killary and Weiner fame.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (ctrM5)

210 203 These justices think they are geniuses when they strain at a swallowing a gnat but gladly swallow a camel.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)
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What part of the camel? Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

They'd walk a mile to swallow a camel.

Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

211 This is literally the "oligarchy" the left screams about constantly. A billionaire does something (pays the terrorist) and then buys those who protect him.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (p0s6u)

212 Ace's first crush was Kim Richards
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM
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Good on him, she was quite the dish in Tuff Turf.

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (orz7z)

213 They'll have to find a white, non-communist historical figure who, in their minds, was even worse. Tough order, but I'm sure they'll eventually come up with something.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 04:07 PM (UBKzV)

The minute Trump leaves office, every Republican will be "worse than that fascist Trump".

Posted by: Just Lily at April 22, 2025 04:12 PM (ICi3Q)

214 87 If I recall, George Soros is 'retiring' and his much dumber son is taking over the Empire.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Supposedly senile now.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (ctrM5)
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So he's Presidential timber?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

215 208 I think the Three Lesbians do the same thing.
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (pMi6S)
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Leave the LA fire chiefs out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

Or maybe they're the ones stirring the pot.
"Double, double toil and trouble..."

Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

216 Supposedly senile now. Alex Soros is running the show and his new beard (cough girlfriend) is no less than Huma Abedin of Killary and Weiner fame.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:11 PM (ctrM5)

Huma's got to be some kind of intel agent or something, no?

Shes like 10 years older than him. He's a billionaire. He could have any woman he wanted.

How does she keep popping up?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:13 PM (uCjyK)

217 What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.
Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Except he and VA got it wrong--Buck was not retarded and was simply uneducated and ignorant. Holmes was an example of how age often makes someone less wise by the year when their peak is passed. He was in his mid 60's when appointed to the court and well into his 80's when Buck v. Bell came up.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:13 PM (ctrM5)

218 Huma's got to be some kind of intel agent or something, no?

Shes like 10 years older than him. He's a billionaire. He could have any woman he wanted.

How does she keep popping up?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Muslim Brotherhood liaison is my guess. That is her family background.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

219 How exactly does one become a bull-dyke that that... thing? When do you decide that you cannot and will not be the person God created you to be, and then inflict your horseshit on everyone around you? Nobody bullied these twits, they bullied everyone around them. If you can't find the asshole in the room...

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (a4NoL)

220 What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.
Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

I believe the quote was "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

Which is kind of funny, when you think about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (uCjyK)

221 And, of course, this will cause a 0.005% drop in the vote for Democrats in 2026 in MN.

I only wish a longer and more bloodthirsty mosquito season on MN.

"Democrats protect duh unions!"
- retarded union worker MN pulling the lever yet again for the D.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (+3+7z)

222 Read earlier that the Diversion program was for 1st time offenders with property damage under $5k. Was she applying that amount per Tesla damaged? And not aggregate?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (hoCmQ)

223 It's just a matter of time before people refuse to even try using the process and simply take matters into their own hands.

The left will scream about violence. And I won't give a shit.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (eYAt4)

224 84 I bet she beats her partner.

(I wonder what the "wife" looks like?)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (nE5hF)

Fists are definitely involved....

Posted by: jsg at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (TisKc)

225
Good on him, she was quite the dish in Tuff Turf.
Posted by: Darth_Randall

Quite.

That's another 1985 movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (fWppX)

226
Trump goan suspend coitus interruptus!
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett

Oh, the honor is all ours, Congresswoman! So pleased to see you here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (AA5pe)

227 So he's Presidential timber?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I think even the Dems and media would have a hard time putting Soros up there as a candidate but you never know. We are now approaching where the president ends up becoming a king because all the other alternatives are so awful.

Biden, though, is a remembrance, along with the silly King Charles, that monarchies have their own issues with stupid or ga ga kings.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

228 220 What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.
Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

I believe the quote was "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

Which is kind of funny, when you think about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (uCjyK)

(Jump to top of page)

Joey Biden -> Hunter Biden -> ?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

229 >>How exactly does one become a bull-dyke that that... thing?


A large % suffered molestation. No doubt.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (F30Ty)

230 Muslim Brotherhood liaison is my guess. That is her family background.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

The Muslim Brotherhood has that kind of weight where they can get prominent wealthy Jewish guys to marry a Muslim woman who is, at best, a Love's Truck Stop 6?

Ehhh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (uCjyK)

231 This is Maryland, they haven't had a clean election in 20 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 04:06 PM (t0Rmr)
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Aren't you missing a zero?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

McColloch v Maryland (1819)
Maryland tried to tax a Bank incorporated by Congress. Necessary and Proper clause was used by Marshall's Supreme Court to shut down Maryland's attempted theft.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (ereJz)

232 What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.
Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Have ever tried poached idiot? Delicious!!!

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (DrGpr)

233 Looked up the Maryland story. Apparently the parents were blaming the county at the time for not having a crossing guard. Which is BS IMO. The woman had dropped her own kids off at school and then turned left and mowed down the kids plus an adult that was walking them to school in a crosswalk.

And my immunity question. "in a 2023 incident in Prince George's County, Maryland, Olga Lugo Jiminez was driving a van and fatally struck two children in a crosswalk on their way to Riverdale Elementary School." Must be the "how could she know the traffic laws?" I'm still surprised that killing other people's kids did not result in more consequence that 4 piddling months in jail for level of reckless driving.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (CKOCg)

234 218 Huma's got to be some kind of intel agent or something, no?

Shes like 10 years older than him. He's a billionaire. He could have any woman he wanted.

How does she keep popping up?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Muslim Brotherhood liaison is my guess. That is her family background.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

Butt stuff?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (QAkQ3)

235 Congress can't be bothered to declare War...so, they employed a carveout. I am doubting it is worded, artfully enough, to make it a non-option.
Posted by: garrett

Special. Military. Operation.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (j4U/Z)

236 >>Fists are definitely involved....


The 'Secret Handshake'

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (F30Ty)

237 209 187 If I recall, George Soros is 'retiring' and his much dumber son is taking over the Empire.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Supposedly senile now. Alex Soros is running the show and his new beard (cough girlfriend) is no less than Huma Abedin of Killary and Weiner fame.
Posted by: whig


Ah. So, Hillary is running the Soros Empire. Great.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (sAmhv)

238 What part of the camel? Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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The dumb ones want two humps and the smarter ones want only one.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (ctrM5)

239 198
‘ Ace's first crush was Kim Richards’

She gave me warm feelings when I was a pre-teen

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (jbnUc)

240 Zombie you left out that the single electron is also the positron when traveling backwards in time. This comes from looking at Feynman diagrams forward and backwards in time. I think the original idea was due to Wheeler, Feynman’s PhD professor, and was suggested only half in jest.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (g/Chl)

241 Notice how no one is going anywhere near Tim Walz to ask him his opinion on the matter. He'd obviously obfuscate in a non-committal, vague and highly aloof sort of way, deferring to the prosecutor. But, he has skin in this game for various reasons, not the least that the perp still works for him.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (dIske)

242 235 Congress can't be bothered to declare War...so, they employed a carveout. I am doubting it is worded, artfully enough, to make it a non-option.
Posted by: garrett

Special. Military. Operation.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (j4U/Z)

Oooh, one letter short from SMOD...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

243
Butt stuff?
Posted by: Romeo13

Only with willing goats.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2025 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)

244 Butt stuff?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (QAkQ3)

Could be Butt stuff.... could be...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:18 PM (uCjyK)

245 Ah. So, Hillary is running the Soros Empire. Great.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2025 04:16 PM (sAmhv)

If it makes you feel any better, we now know through the USAID disclosures that it appears that the CIA is running the Soros Empire. Or at least heavily subsidizing it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:18 PM (uCjyK)

246 That will never have an abortion.
You don't even need the extended warranty.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 04:18 PM (ereJz)

247 Found it:
Eligibility (for Diversion Program)
The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office determines diversion eligibility and has discretion to refer participants. Program requirements include, but are not limited to:

4th and 5th degree felony possession;
Property crimes of less than $5,000;
No prior felonies;
No prior diversion;
No possession of a firearm or dangerous weapon;
Offense does not involve violence.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2025 04:18 PM (hoCmQ)

248 I believe the quote was "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

Which is kind of funny, when you think about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (uCjyK)

I knew a woman who was a 29 year old grandmother. Her daughter was, I think, 15.

She showed me a photo of five generations, the little baby girl, her 15 y/o daughter, her at 29, her momma at 46, and her grandmother at 64.

That was 30 years ago, that means at least two more generations. If her granny is still around at 94, she's a great great great grandmother.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

249 From what I've read Chief O'Hara is no prize, but Moriarty is a disgrace to prosecutors. The Twin Cities is getting what they voted for good and hard.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2025 04:19 PM (6TePA)

250 I think this DA said that she thought that incarceration was never the answer to criminal behavior. MN has completely gone off the deep end.

Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2025 04:19 PM (sbsMc)

251 Butt stuff has entered the classroom chat.

Posted by: Your Child's Classroom at April 22, 2025 04:20 PM (ereJz)

252 I knew a woman who was a 29 year old grandmother. Her daughter was, I think, 15.

She showed me a photo of five generations, the little baby girl, her 15 y/o daughter, her at 29, her momma at 46, and her grandmother at 64.

That was 30 years ago, that means at least two more generations. If her granny is still around at 94, she's a great great great grandmother.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

Well... like mother like daughter I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (uCjyK)

253 Of course they're not gonna give him jail time... In their eyes it was a public service....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

254
Huma is a beard.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (j4U/Z)

255
If it makes you feel any better, we now know through the USAID disclosures that it appears that the CIA is running the Soros Empire. Or at least heavily subsidizing it.
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Linky dink?

Posted by: Mkay at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (DrGpr)

256 248 I believe the quote was "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

Which is kind of funny, when you think about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (uCjyK)

I knew a woman who was a 29 year old grandmother. Her daughter was, I think, 15.

She showed me a photo of five generations, the little baby girl, her 15 y/o daughter, her at 29, her momma at 46, and her grandmother at 64.

That was 30 years ago, that means at least two more generations. If her granny is still around at 94, she's a great great great grandmother.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

There's a Guinness World Record about that.
The most generations alive in a single family has been seven. The youngest great-great-great-great-grandparent being Augusta Bunge (USA) aged 109 years 97 days, followed by her daughter aged 89, her grand-daughter aged 70, her great-grand-daughter aged 52, her great-great grand-daughter aged 33 and her great-great-great grand-daughter aged 15 on the birth of her great-great-great-great grandson on 21 January 1989.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

257 > 194 Attacking a Tesla dealer could be a Federal terrorism charge I would think
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (ypFCm)

Trump already said as much, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2025 04:22 PM (W5ArC)

258 253 Of course they're not gonna give him jail time... In their eyes it was a public service....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

To be fair, in 2025 you either have to be a confirmed Republican white guy OR you have to do something pretty fucked up to get locked up in most of the country.

They've decriminalized crime in many jurisdictions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:22 PM (uCjyK)

259 Muslim Brotherhood liaison is my guess. That is her family background.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

Butt stuff?
Posted by: Romeo13
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She was Killary's carpet cleaner supposedly and Alex is supposedly a twink. So you get something like Macron and his wife. Our pseudo aristocracy resembles the older real one except they are all in for noblisse and want none of the oblige.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:23 PM (ctrM5)

260 258 253 Of course they're not gonna give him jail time... In their eyes it was a public service....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

To be fair, in 2025 you either have to be a confirmed Republican white guy OR you have to do something pretty fucked up to get locked up in most of the country.

They've decriminalized crime in many jurisdictions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:22 PM (uCjyK)

Public servant...well certainly not a civil one; actions were not civil at all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

261 Hmmm.... India and Viet Nam both now have Tariffs on Steel from China...

Dow up 2.5%.

Geee.... looks like Trump be winnin the Trade war.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (QAkQ3)

262 Linky dink?
Posted by: Mkay at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (DrGpr)

I don't really know what to cite here, since obviously the media didn't cover any of this. But here's some congressional testimony to read through.


https://tinyurl.com/5cmea8cj

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (uCjyK)

263 think this DA said that she thought that incarceration was never the answer to criminal behavior. MN has completely gone off the deep end
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The answer to criminal behavior is to subsidize it. Obs.

Posted by: Minnesotans at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (DrGpr)

264 She looks like the Joker.

Posted by: PG at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (Ohm5I)

265 >>>You know who else was a Nazi?

That's funny on multiple levels. Ha ha!

Posted by: Max Power at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (q177U)

266 254
Huma is a beard.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (j4U/Z)

Or is that a merkin?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

267
Geee.... looks like Trump be winnin the Trade war.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 04:24 PM (QAkQ3)

But yahoo. said his administration was in disarray !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (VE6XX)

268 > Well... like mother like daughter I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (uCjyK)

At one time very common.

I had two great-grandmothers who were married at 15.

Back in those days, and in that region, men just needed to know how to farm, and women just needed to know how to cook and clean house.

Both easily achievable by 15.

Men tended to get married somewhat later, as they usually had a farm of their own or a skilled trade that would support a family.

The modern horror we have of kids having sex at 15 is misplaced. Kids have always had sex at 15. It's just that back in the day they were married.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (W5ArC)

269 There's a Guinness World Record about that.
The most generations alive in a single family has been seven. The youngest great-great-great-great-grandparent being Augusta Bunge (USA) aged 109 years 97 days, followed by her daughter aged 89, her grand-daughter aged 70, her great-grand-daughter aged 52, her great-great grand-daughter aged 33 and her great-great-great grand-daughter aged 15 on the birth of her great-great-great-great grandson on 21 January 1989.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2025 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

Hmmm, these folks I know might have tied the record, and as soon as the newest becomes fertile, could break it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (dGCAG)

270 > 194 Attacking a Tesla dealer could be a Federal terrorism charge I would think
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 04:08 PM (ypFCm)

Trump already said as much, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2025 04:22 PM

I think this guy was only keying cars on the street.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (jc0TO)

271 To be fair, in 2025 you either have to be a confirmed Republican white guy OR you have to do something pretty fucked up to get locked up in most of the country.

They've decriminalized crime in many jurisdictions.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

England now has formalized discrimination against white guys in its court system when judges sentence someone. From long ago, work I did with Federal Sentencingin courts indicated similar advantages for some favored groups and white and black males got the shaft. Hispanics and women got shorter sentences with all other variables being consistent (charges, etc.).

When departing from the guidelines either upward or downward, the sentences were even more affected which white and black males suffered the most and women/Hispanics/Asians benefited the most.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:26 PM (ctrM5)

272 > I think this guy was only keying cars on the street.
Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 04:25 PM (jc0TO)

You're right. Trump only specificallly mentioned attacks on dealers.

I think that should be expanded, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2025 04:27 PM (W5ArC)

273 In the 1800s, the average age for women to marry was around 20 to 22 years old, with a median age of 21 years old for brides. For men, the average age of first marriage was around 26 years old.

These ages reflect a trend where young couples were expected to acquire the economic resources to establish an independent household, which influenced their decision to marry. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at April 22, 2025 04:28 PM (jc0TO)

274 Nood.... Three fired for Top Secret Leaks

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (QAkQ3)

275 > In the 1800s, the average age for women to marry was around 20 to 22 years old, with a median age of 21 years old for brides.

Not in rural areas, it wasn't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (W5ArC)

276 That pic up top...

Holy s/he/it!

Pat is back.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (/lPRQ)

277 If it makes you feel any better, we now know through the USAID disclosures that it appears that the CIA is running the Soros Empire. Or at least heavily subsidizing it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
=========
Ratcliff, CIA director, has become the invisible man in DC. Wonder why? Supposedly it was Hegseth, Vance, and Tulsi that strongly opposed immediate action against Iran versus new negotiations.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

278 220 What's wrong with a little forced sterilization? There are enough idiots in the world.
Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes at April 22, 2025 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

I believe the quote was "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

Which is kind of funny, when you think about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Then implication is that merely two generations of imbeciles is not yet enough.

So the judges will look at your family and say, "OK, your parents were idiots -- but your grandparents were pretty smart. So, you're due for another generation of retards before you've reached your quota.That guy over there looks like a fool -- go fuck him!"

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (pMi6S)

279 NOOD

DoD leakers fired, Hegsex *still* employed

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (Vqx30)

280 New embarrassing immigration decision handed down today. Gorsuch and Roberts in a 5-4 majority rewrote existing immigration law to exclude holidays and weekends from counting for the 60 day deportation orders. More crap proceduralism and ignoring existing statutes to keep illegals here.

Our hacks in black are hankering for a pie in the face and might be surprised when everyone applauds.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5)
==
What specifically did the statute say? Days are normally pretty well identified. This would be the case for Trump to ignore the Court and say stop me.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 22, 2025 04:30 PM (GZYu7)

281 Dylan Adams has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2025 04:30 PM (CL4hu)

282 I think this guy was only keying cars on the street.
Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 04:25
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Correct. 4-5 cars. $20k damage total.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2025 04:31 PM (hoCmQ)

283 Funny story. Pulled into my sister's house and there was a Subaru Outback in the driveway.

I went in and asked whose it was. My nephew told me it was his girlfriend's. I said to her, "Does he know you're into chicks?"

My nephew shot me a look. Her mom is gay. Tee hee.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 22, 2025 04:33 PM (KbCG3)

284 Minnesota Nice

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 22, 2025 04:33 PM (2yqkc)

285 Where's she from Minnesota? Yeah, that's where I want to live.

Minnesota's always been left but until recently they haven't tried to export it. Maybe because it's been completely rejected before.
Bill, you did a good job getting the fuck up ball rolling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2025 04:34 PM (CL4hu)

286 it can at its leisure be everywhere at once, since time doesn't exist for it.

I think the Three Lesbians do the same thing.
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:05 PM (pMi6S)

You just couldn't leave it alone. You just had to go poking around, trying to get answers.
Posted by: S. Claus at April 22, 2025 04:09 PM (dGCAG)

No, it is the 10 pin. There is only one 10 pin, and that fucker gets around. It refuses to fall, it stares at you down the lane, it is secretly laughing at your average, snickering that it pulled this shit one more time.

Little Bastard.

It's cousin the 7 pin isn't much better, particularly if you are a leftie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2025 04:35 PM (a4NoL)

287 It's a good job if you can get it. Government Employees get Get Out Of Jail Free Cards in DC, CA, MA, MD, CA, OR, WA, NYC, Chicago, Minn/St Paul, Philly, Denver, Austin, New Orleans, Atlanta. How many dozens of places did I forget?

Posted by: Gref at April 22, 2025 04:35 PM (aBgBM)

288 The problem with the electron is same particle everywhere only it turns into a positron while traveling backwards in time so as to eventually be everywhere and everywhen is that there would have to be as much antimatter as matter in the universe, a fifty/fifty split in fact. This, thank God, is not the case, although it is the simplest way to do things naively. Antimatter and matter should not mix unless you want annihilation and gamma rays, lots and lots of gamma rays.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 04:35 PM (g/Chl)

289 Minnesota Nice went south with the Leftists taking over

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 04:37 PM (ypFCm)

290 240 Zombie you left out that the single electron is also the positron when traveling backwards in time. This comes from looking at Feynman diagrams forward and backwards in time. I think the original idea was due to Wheeler, Feynman’s PhD professor, and was suggested only half in jest.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

That makes everything even more efficient--you just reduced the number of electrically charged massless particles in the universe by 50%. Now there's only one overall, instead of two.

Another extreme (but probably correct) theory is that electrons don't actually exist as physical entities, they are just units of measurement to indicate the probablistic likelihood of there being an electrical charge in a local region. This is a better way of grokking the fact that electrons can never be pinned down as actually ever "being" somewhere -- they are just cloud of potential probabilities which, if ever attempted to be detected, cease to exist at that point, and are always maybe somewhere else.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 04:49 PM (pMi6S)

291 Former Henn. Co. Asst. Attorney here. I’m not a fan of Ms. Moriarty (she was a better PD). However, can attest that the Tesla vandal would likely qualify for the Property diversion program based on his likely lack of criminal history and the relatively low-level crimes (this dmg to property would qualify as a low-level felony). It doesn’t seem to be politically motivated to offer him diversion. Plus, he’ll have a condition to pay all restitution.

Posted by: MN_NativeSon at April 22, 2025 05:02 PM (6Uwm9)

292 But the fact remains that Moriarity was duly elected. Keith Ellison was elected and RE-elected STATEWIDE.

What does it take for us to admit that this is indeed a leftwing country and lurching further left every day? We are not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: oopsie . . . too late at April 22, 2025 05:09 PM (kvDvI)

293 It doesn't seem to be politically motivated to offer him diversion.
Posted by: MN_NativeSon at April 22, 2025 05:02 PM

What makes it seem unlikely?

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 05:48 PM (jc0TO)

294 'cause it sure looks likely to me.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)

295 291 Former Henn. Co. Asst. Attorney here… can attest that the Tesla vandal would likely qualify for the Property diversion program based on his likely lack of criminal history and the relatively low-level crimes (this dmg to property would qualify as a low-level felony). It doesn’t seem to be politically motivated to offer him diversion. Plus, he’ll have a condition to pay all restitution.
Posted by: MN_NativeSon

“lack of criminal history”??? He’s working for the MN Gov isn’t he? 🤣

Posted by: All keyed up at April 22, 2025 06:13 PM (2yqkc)

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