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The New York Times Reports That Shitlibs Have a New Tactic: They're Not Just Going Woke, They're Going "Dark Woke"

"Dark woke" is woke, but they're not like the polite, reasonable, articulate woke Democrats who by the way don't exist and never have existed.

"Dark woke" is a strategy of being foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening in pursuit of wokeness -- also known as the standard method of antifa intimidation the woke thugs have always deployed.

But the New York Times says this is entirely new, and you should believe them, because they've gotten every major story of the past ten years completely wrong.

They're due.


Jeff Charles at Townhall quotes the paper of record of 1977.

As liberals try to get their groove back, some party insiders say Democratic politicians have been encouraged to embrace a new form of combative rhetoric aimed at winning back voters who have responded to President Trump's no-holds-barred version of politics.

It's an attempt to step outside the bounds of the political correctness that Republicans have accused Democrats of establishing. And it requires being crass but discerning, rude but only to a point.

Online, it has a name: "Dark woke."

Oh, shitlib antifa "progressives" are going to be nasty and vile?

What an unexpected fresh continuation of what they've been doing for fifty years.

The avatar for this exiting old non-development is the foul-mouthed ratchet thot Jasmine Crockett. She is, as garrett would say, snatched.

Ms. Crockett's moment became a meme. It was printed on T-shirts. It got her an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. And now, Democratic strategists say, it has become a perfect example of "dark woke."

The reach of Ms. Crockett's comment seemed to show that Democratic clapbacks could permeate into cultural spaces, giving the leaders who delivered them new platforms to spread their ideas. To a new, younger generation of Democratic staffers, this was exactly the link they had seen their opponents exploiting for years.

"All these new staffers, we grew up seeing extremely vile content overflowing from right-wing spaces into regular spaces," said Caleb Brock, 23, the director of digital strategy for Representative Ro Khanna, Democrat of California. "We're ready to combat that by any means necessary."

This is the same party that tried to sell you on the idea that they are all about "joy" and love and unity just six months ago.

Now they're all cursing like second graders who just found out that they won't be thrown in jail for saying the f-word.

Democrats are all saying "shit" and "fuck" now, not just in spontaneous moments but in scripted, filmed coordinated messaging campaigns.

It's so bad that I've almost completely stopped cursing. I don't want to sound like Chuck Schumer or Elizabeth Warren.

They've made profanity profane again.

Here's some Dark Woke from the guy who jammed his tongue into his horrified wife's mouth at his DNC nomination, and then divorced her a couple of years later to bang other women: Trump really is Hitler, says Al Gore.

Former Vice President Al Gore sparked outrage Monday by likening President Donald Trump's administration to Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime, invoking the 1930s Third Reich in an aggressive climate change address. Gore made the incendiary comparison during San Francisco's Climate Week, accusing Trump of manipulating truth to advance authoritarian goals.

Key Details:

Al Gore stated the Trump administration is "insisting on trying to create their own preferred version of reality," likening the tactic to Nazi propaganda in pre-WWII Germany.

The former vice president quoted German philosophers to argue Trump's approach parallels fascist strategies that prioritized power over truth.

Gore's speech was part of a broader pattern of attacks from high-profile Democrats, including Obama, Harris, and Clinton, condemning Trump's leadership and constitutional approach.

Diving Deeper:

During his 25-minute speech at the kickoff of San Francisco's Climate Week, Gore doubled down on divisive rhetoric by comparing President Trump's administration to the Nazi regime of Adolf Hitler. Though Gore prefaced his remarks by acknowledging the unique evil of Nazi Germany, he argued there are "important lessons" to be drawn from the era's descent into authoritarianism.

He cited German philosopher Theodor Adorno, quoting, "the conversion of all questions of truth into questions of power," and claimed that the Trump White House is engaging in a similar distortion of reality. Gore's critique centered around the Trump administration's bold rejection of left-wing climate alarmism, which he characterized as a war on truth itself.

...

Gore's remarks come as prominent Democrats escalate their public criticism of Trump. Barack Obama recently condemned federal pressure on universities and what he described as threats to free speech. Kamala Harris suggested the Trump administration is operating outside constitutional bounds, and Hillary Clinton warned of Trump "squandering America's strength."

For Gore, the underlying message was that Donald Trump represents an authoritarian threat to democracy and science--one that must be resisted with aggressive climate action. He invoked religious and civil rights leaders, including Martin Luther King, Jr. and Pope Francis, to draw moral weight to his message. Gore ended by accusing Trump of exploiting immigration and "xenophobia" to gain power--before warning the crowd, "Our constitution... is intended to protect us against a threat identical to Donald Trump."

Posted by: Ace at 02:27 PM




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1 So we're supposed to miss the gentile and eloquent Dems of yesterday or something? Yeah, about that...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2025 02:27 PM (mlg/3)

2 What an unexpected fresh continuation of what they've been doing for fifty years.
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Sixty years.

Posted by: Math! at April 22, 2025 02:29 PM (7u4Q/)

3 Dark woke" is a strategy of being foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening in pursuit of wokeness -- also known as the standard method of antifa intimidation the woke thugs have always deployed.


So... Tuesday, basically. Okay.

Hi ace!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2025 02:29 PM (2J/Lj)

4 Woke: Leftists literally crapping on cars they don't like

Dark Woke: Leftists driving cars they don't like off the road

Woke: Punching people you don't like

Dark Woke: Stabbing people you don't like

and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

5 If Trump were actually Hitler; Gore, Crockett, and all the other prominent Democrats would already be in prison.

Hint: in 1933 if you publicly denounced Hitler, Bad Things would happen to you, and quickly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:29 PM (xTIDn)

6 >>>"Our constitution... is intended to protect us against a threat identical to Donald Trump."

Oh is it? Is that the point of our Constitution? I've been waiting for one of my betters to explain that to me for quite a while. Because when I listen to them, I come away with the impression that it's outdated, racist, and was written by a bunch of rich white men, and that only Nazi's talk about the Constitution in a positive way.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 22, 2025 02:30 PM (uCjyK)

7 Wait prominent Democrats are claiming Trump is Hitler? That's so different from the last 10 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 02:30 PM (t0Rmr)

8 Its easy to forget that Gore is still alive.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 02:30 PM (rJ48h)

9 Its easy to forget that Gore is still alive.

And still using 100X as many fossil fuels as your whole town is.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 02:31 PM (t0Rmr)

10 Its easy to forget that Gore is still alive.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 02:30 PM (rJ48h)


Just ignore him. He'll get over it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2025 02:32 PM (2J/Lj)

11 It's more than 50 years, more like 61 years. When LBJ's campaign smeared Goldwater as a Nazi, and scummy presstitutes like Daniel Schorr happily piled on to that crap, that was the end of whatever dignity the Democrats had maintained up through Kennedy's Presidency.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at April 22, 2025 02:32 PM (Dg7ng)

12 Hint: in 1933 if you publicly denounced Hitler, Bad Things would happen to you, and quickly.

One very useful tactic the Nazis used at the start of their regime was to identify regime opponents and potential regime opponents, and throw them into a concentration camp for a couple of weeks.

When they got out, they generally were very, very quiet, and avoided talking about anything political.

When Trump starts doing that, get back to me.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:32 PM (xTIDn)

13 Nancy Mace was needling a tranny who was demanding Mace apologize. Mace refused to apologize and doubled down. Then the mask slipped. The tranny's voice suddenly dropped, he threw his shoulders back, put his arms out in a threat display, and picked up a nearby plant to use as a projectile. Security stepped in and the tranny left with the plant.

This is a nice illustration of dark woke.

http://tiny.cc/17bh001

Mask drop at about the 17 second mark.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2025 02:33 PM (lIio7)

14 I wonder if Dark Based is now in order….

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:33 PM (PCK5/)

15 The avatar for this exiting old non-development is the foul-mouthed ratchet thot Jasmine Crockett. She is, as garrett would say, snatched.
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Does she have laser eyes like Dark Brandon? Or a laser snatch?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 02:33 PM (UBKzV)

16 Jeez Louise these people

theater kids!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

17 Hey! Ho! Dark Woke Has Got To Go!

Posted by: Dirty Old Boomer Hippie Who Loves A Good Chant at April 22, 2025 02:34 PM (+8MS3)

18 This is great incentive to me to clean up my mouth.

Cursing is now Dark Woke.

I don’t want to have any identity with that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2025 02:34 PM (JufA3)

19 Supremes... 5 - 4.. even though the law says after telling an illegal to get out they have 60 days (explicit in the law) it's really NOT 60 days, if the end happens to fall on a weekend.

So, the explicit wording of a law, is ignored... because it might mess up a guys weekend? Whut the actual FUCK?

And this made it all the way to the Supremes? When none of the Covid shit did?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 02:34 PM (QAkQ3)

20 So, 9mm, 10MM or .45 ACP to engage in hot dialogue with the Dark Wokesters?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM (/U5Yz)

21 Progs literally can't communicate without the F word.

I remember years ago there was some sort of survey on left wing vs. right wing blogs and the left had like 90% more profanity.

Posted by: brak at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM (jGJov)

22 JFC.

They are going all Brady Bunch with the Nazi name calling.

Nazi Nazi Nazi....


Broken goddamned record.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM (Oq5OE)

23 Barack Obama recently condemned federal pressure on universities and what he described as threats to free speech.

After all, Harvard employees donated 96% to Democrats.

You wouldn't want to imperil their "free speech" by limiting their access to Federal funds, would you?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM (xTIDn)

24 18 This is great incentive to me to clean up my mouth.

Cursing is now Dark Woke.

I don’t want to have any identity with that.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I gave up cussing for Lent. It was hard. I continue to not cuss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (/U5Yz)

25 If Dark Woke doesn't work, I think we can look forward to accusations of poopyhead and "I'm rubber and you're glue".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (s8j++)

26 One very useful tactic the Nazis used at the start of their regime was to identify regime opponents and potential regime opponents, and throw them into a concentration camp for a couple of weeks.

When they got out, they generally were very, very quiet, and avoided talking about anything political.

When Trump starts doing that, get back to me.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:32 PM

Bbbut he is! Some clown on Meta I think Sulu George Takei posted a picture of Jews getting on trains and then illegals on planes. likening it to the Holocaust. Yea it's just like that.
Operation, keep on talking dipshits.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (ewjUl)

27 Supremes... 5 - 4.. even though the law says after telling an illegal to get out they have 60 days (explicit in the law) it's really NOT 60 days, if the end happens to fall on a weekend.

So, the explicit wording of a law, is ignored... because it might mess up a guys weekend? Whut the actual FUCK?

And this made it all the way to the Supremes? When none of the Covid shit did?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 02:34 PM (QAkQ3)

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I'm surprised they didn't say it is 60 *business* days.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (Oq5OE)

28 16 Jeez Louise these people

theater kids!
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One of the few good things about "AI" (which is mostly trash) is that it is rapidly replacing mediocre "artists" and "actors". I have never seen AI show the creativity of a Michelangelo or a Eisenstein, but it is no worse than what our "culture" has been churning out in the Postmodern Era, and it does not demand health care and "mental health days".

These people will be extinct soon. They serve no function and act like ants infected with Cordyceps.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (Dg7ng)

29 We operate at a disadvantage in dealing with them… generally not violent, and just too damned nice…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (PCK5/)

30 >Barack Obama recently condemned federal pressure on universities and what he described as threats to free speech.


A negative barometer on anything of importance.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (rJ48h)

31 5 If Trump were actually Hitler; Gore, Crockett, and all the other prominent Democrats would already be in prison.

Hint: in 1933 if you publicly denounced Hitler, Bad Things would happen to you, and quickly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:29 PM (xTIDn)

Promise Keepers.... nuff said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (QAkQ3)

32 Former Vice President Al Gore sparked outrage Monday by likening President Donald Trump's administration to Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime
______________

So ... Trump is Hitler.

That is a totally new approach.

Yawn.

Notice they never liken Trump to Stalin or Mao.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

33 Algore ??? Goodness, they are reaching !

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (g47mK)

34 *adjusts beret*

*lights Gauloise*

*peevishly orders a tiny cup of coffee at a sidewalk bistro*

C'est la merde.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:37 PM (6K6Eu)

35 "accusing Trump of manipulating truth to advance authoritarian goals."

Manipulating truth to advance authoritarian goals?

That has to be a first. *I* would never do or authorize something like that.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at April 22, 2025 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

36 Pathetic.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2025 02:37 PM (xH4dV)

37 Barack Obama recently condemned federal pressure on universities and what he described as threats to free speech.

Hey Barry! Where your college records be at?

Posted by: Not Properly Vetted at April 22, 2025 02:37 PM (+8MS3)

38 Somebody needs to stimulate Algore's chakras again.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (g47mK)

39 After all, Harvard employees donated 96% to Democrats.

You wouldn't want to imperil their "free speech" by limiting their access to Federal funds, would you?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM (xTIDn)

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

You’re just paying for it, sucker.

Posted by: Globohomo Apparatchiks at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (l3YAf)

40 With the exception of a couple of times, Trump does not curse, nor does him employ aggressive rhetoric, he does forcefully state his case for what he believes and what he wants to accomplish, the perception of aggression is all in the minds of the lunatics on the left.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (XV/Pl)

41 33 Algore ??? Goodness, they are reaching !
Posted by: runner

I have yet to be activated.

Posted by: !Jeb at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (/U5Yz)

42 "Dark Woke" is what you do when you think your sub-30 approval rating is too high.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (+3+7z)

43 Yeah... please... cuss at me...

Have not let the Sailor in me out for a few years...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (QAkQ3)

44 So, 9mm, 10MM or .45 ACP to engage in hot dialogue with the Dark Wokesters?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:35 PM

.41 Magnum. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (0sNs1)

45 *adjusts beret*

*lights Gauloise*

*peevishly orders a tiny cup of coffee at a sidewalk bistro*

C'est la merde.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:37 PM (6K6Eu)

Have you met up with CBD?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (VNX3d)

46 I'm surprised Al Gore can speak at all, what with having drowned on account of global warming he predicted.

Posted by: electronic means at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (WVQot)

47 These things are always so phony and completely astroturfed.
Dark Brandon,JD vance is weird...,an inked up dyke wearing camo is how we reclaim masculinity from the magats articles.
Shitlib journalist are like Will Ferrell in zoolander always trying and failing to elevate some goofy hip leftoid trap like this

Posted by: Cmonman at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (yMeW7)

48 > After all, Harvard employees donated 96% to Democrats.

Remember when Harvard let Jeffrey Epstein keep an office on their campus, even after he was a convicted sex offender?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (lIio7)

49 that was the end of whatever dignity the Democrats had maintained up through Kennedy's Presidency.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at April 22, 2025 02:32

Maintaining dignity was actually a thing back then. It's why politicians didn't swear in public. And why everyone hid Kennedy being a horn dog. It would have made him look undignified and would have tarnished his office. Demoncrats don't care about that now. Clinton basically destroyed the dignity of the office. Discretion was thrown out so Bubba could nail the hired help anytime he wanted. The Clinton duo were nothing but trailer park trash.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (2J/Lj)

50 Somebody needs to stimulate Algore's chakras again.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM (g47mK)
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The phrase "sex poodle" needs to be made great again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (6K6Eu)

51 Does she have laser eyes like Dark Brandon? Or a laser snatch?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 02:33 PM

The magic of and cannot be overlooked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2025 02:39 PM (0sNs1)

52 Can I now point out that I dislike it when Trump uses vulgarities, without me being accused of wussy, RINO tendencies?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (s8j++)

53 We operate at a disadvantage in dealing with them… generally not violent, and just too damned nice…
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (PCK5/)

The right is mostly made up of cowards, sadly. Covid enforcement moose out front shoulda told ya..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)

54 Dork Woke

Posted by: irright at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (SchQD)

55 This is what happens if your kids go Goth.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (pZ64F)

56 Online, it has a name: "Dark woke."

Sounds like the Idiocracy approach.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (dXg2f)

57 Is this a fruit off the Dark Brandon tree?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (kTd/k)

58 Dark Woke is just another way of excusing the actual racism of cheering the Crockett Minstrel Show.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (+3+7z)

59 Dark woke sounds like a good way to get the shit kicked out of dark wokesters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (17s+e)

60 Shouldn't Algore be out hunting ManBearPig or something?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (s8M/c)

61 52 Can I now point out that I dislike it when Trump uses vulgarities, without me being accused of wussy, RINO tendencies?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (s8j++)

This place must drive you crazy at times, then, huh?

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (PCK5/)

62 "By any means necessary", now that's a novel idea.

Posted by: PG at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (Ohm5I)

63 Confronting Republican politicians in restaurants or threatening them personally on line has historically been called deviant behavior, and Democrats (or so says the NYT) are all becoming deviant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (l3k/y)

64 Mamas, don't let your children grow up to be dark woke.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (pZ64F)

65 Maintaining dignity was actually a thing back then. It's why politicians didn't swear in public. And why everyone hid Kennedy being a horn dog.

And Nelson Rockefeller couldn't get nominated for President because he dumped his wife for a young hottie.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (xTIDn)

66 Have progressives ever been civil?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (kTd/k)

67 Somebody needs to stimulate Algore's chakras again.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:38 PM

We're busy stimulating the Horde's.

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

68 Can I now point out that I dislike it when Trump uses vulgarities, without me being accused of wussy, RINO tendencies?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM (s8j++)

This place must drive you crazy at times, then, huh?

Nah, I'm a big boy. I dislike group think, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (s8j++)

69 Mamas, don't let your children grow up to be dark woke.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (pZ64F)
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Or chipmunks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (6K6Eu)

70 "Gore's critique centered around the Trump administration's bold rejection of left-wing climate alarmism, which he characterized as a war on truth itself."
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Again, he spoke in San Francisco? How? Frisco is under fifty feet of seawater. Gore's super-science guaranteed this indisputable fact in the super-scientific film he made a quarter century ago.

Posted by: electronic means at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (WVQot)

71 "Dark woke" is a strategy of being foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening in pursuit of wokeness -- also known as the standard method of antifa intimidation the woke thugs have always deployed.

Reminds me of the disappointment I feel when trans-day of visibility comes and goes, and I still see them everywhere.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

72 "Tu quoque" and "ad hominem" fallacies are about the only rhetorical devices the Dems have left.

They certainly don't have ethos or logos on their side. All they can do is try and inflame pathos, but that won't work in the long term without support from logos and ethos.

Their rhetoric is completely empty and they are too desperate to acknowledge that fact.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (7fElN)

73 Can I now point out that I dislike it when Trump uses vulgarities, without me being accused of wussy, RINO tendencies?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM

At least people don't tell you to shut up.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (0sNs1)

74 Confronting Republican politicians in restaurants or threatening them personally on line has historically been called deviant behavior, and Democrats (or so says the NYT) are all becoming deviant.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (l3k/y)

Becoming?

All Rs should, when asked about the D party should say, you mean the party of deviancy, criminality, and perversion? That D party?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (0eaVi)

75 Today is 22 April and you take away 14 days (A fortnight) you have 8.

That means you have 8 because today is the 22nd

The letter H is the 8th letter in the Racist White Alphabet

88 is HH which is code for Heil Hitler

Posted by: Al Gore at April 22, 2025 02:43 PM (cBi2+)

76 "Gore's critique centered around the Trump administration's bold rejection of left-wing climate alarmism, which he characterized as a war on truth itself."

Gore is 77. For the life of me, I can't imagine still trying to run a grift at that age.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (s8j++)

77 69 Mamas, don't let your children grow up to be dark woke.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:41 PM (pZ64F)
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Or chipmunks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:42 PM (6K6Eu)


DAVE!!!!!

Posted by: Alvin at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (QAkQ3)

78 Just another variation of "it's not our polices or our message that's the problem--it's the messenger!"

Yes, marketing is the problem when you control:
All of the news media
All of academia
All of Hollywood
All of every government agency at nearly every level

Just need to break through the corporate control and get your message to the people!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (+3+7z)

79 "Tu quoque" and "ad hominem" fallacies are about the only rhetorical devices the Dems have left.
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That and stupid, obvious lies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (6K6Eu)

80 They keep changing the name, but it's always full retard.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (pIfcn)

81 "Tu quoque" and "ad hominem" fallacies are about the only rhetorical devices the Dems have left.

They certainly don't have ethos or logos on their side. All they can do is try and inflame pathos, but that won't work in the long term without support from logos and ethos.

What about Legos? Do they have Legos?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:45 PM (s8j++)

82 "Gore's critique centered around the Trump administration's bold rejection of left-wing climate alarmism, which he characterized as a war on truth itself."

As well as hurting Man Bear Pig financially, as all of his "climate investments" tank.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 02:45 PM (xTIDn)

83 I'm surprised that man bear pig is still around. No happy endings lately ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2025 02:45 PM (NtVYv)

84 Can I now point out that I dislike it when Trump uses vulgarities, without me being accused of wussy, RINO tendencies?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:40 PM

At least people don't tell you to shut up.

You're new here, aren't you.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (s8j++)

85 Thank God Algore never became President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

86 Al Gore compares actions of Trump administration to Hitler's Nazi takeover of Germany

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

87 All Gore??? Literally everything he has predicted about climate change has been wrong.
Why would anyone care about anything that fat bastard has to say?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Lo97M)

88 I had to look up the word puerile.

1. childishly silly and immature

Highly underutilized IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)

89 Al Gore? I thought he was dead!

Posted by: Snake Plisskin at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (vcOmj)

90 Gee, there really are two Americas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2025 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

91 At least people don't tell you to shut up.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2025 02:47 PM (2J/Lj)

92 And the temper tantrum of the left continues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2025 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

93 What about Legos? Do they have Legos?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:45 PM (s8j++)
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Listening to them is the aural equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot, so there's that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (6K6Eu)

94 accusing Trump of manipulating truth to advance authoritarian goals.
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Al Gore accusing someone else of manipulating the truth to advance authoritarian goals?!?! I AM DEAD!!!!!!

Posted by: IRONY at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (DrGpr)

95 I rarely watch the news anymore regardless of the platform. Who knows who’s telling the truth anyway? Unless you’re actually there you have to assume it comes with an agenda. Even if you’re there filming, it’s nearly impossible to account for everything taking place.
If I’m feeling conflicted about what’s transpiring, I rewatch the kid using a frying pan to ring some douchebag’s head. It’s my way of childishly dealing with an otherwise shitshow of an event.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (xH4dV)

96 Make Lockboxes great again!

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (g47mK)

97 90 Gee, there really are two Americas.
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Moar like an eight lane clover leaf with no shoulders.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (pZ64F)

98 Wow, someone called Trump Hitler? This causes me to totally reevaluate my support of him, said no one, ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (u73oe)

99 All Gore??? Literally everything he has predicted about climate change has been wrong.
Why would anyone care about anything that fat bastard has to say?
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Please dontcha be comparin' me to tha Al Goree fellah.

Posted by: Fat Bastard at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (vcOmj)

100 Its easy to forget that Gore is still alive.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 02:30 PM

No shit.

Posted by: Tipper Gore at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (ewjUl)

101 What is Truth??

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (PCK5/)

102 And the temper tantrum of the left continues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2025 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

Because it works against lily-livered GOPe types. They'll never stop as long as the quaking cowards of the e show their bellies to them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 22, 2025 02:49 PM (0eaVi)

103
Gore is 77. For the life of me, I can't imagine still trying to run a grift at that age.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:44 PM (s8j++)
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Even odder, Gore is, or was, quite wealthy even before his stupid documentary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

104 ll Gore??? Literally everything he has predicted about climate change has been wrong.
Why would anyone care about anything that fat bastard has to say?
Posted by: Florida Peasant

He's the Jim Cramer of climate panic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2025 02:49 PM (ewjUl)

105 Al Gore compares actions of Trump administration to Hitler's Nazi takeover of Germany
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
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Yeah, because the Nazis were all about reducing the size and scope of government.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2025 02:49 PM (6K6Eu)

106 All that work getting the youngsters from messed-up homes to clean up their language and to stop destroying their classmates' things. For what? They could have had a chance to be candidates for Democrats.

*kicks wall and throws stapler out the window*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2025 02:50 PM (fxCK2)

107 I usually have a foul mouthed but I also now have this sudden urge to dial it down just so i dont sound like these poo poo ding ding pooplibs

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at April 22, 2025 02:50 PM (HYKHz)

108 What is Truth??

=

Ah, yes. The eternal search for Alethia.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:50 PM (g47mK)

109 Who knows who’s telling the truth anyway?

Posted by: Unkaren at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (xH4dV)

That's what I said.

Posted by: Proconsul Pilatus at April 22, 2025 02:50 PM (0eaVi)

110 Lieawatha gets called on her BS about Biden's acuity, and isn't quick enough to get out of it.

https://is.gd/3XAEK5

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (s8j++)

111 All Gore??? Literally everything he has predicted [about climate change] has been wrong.
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Algore is an economist?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

112 I flew to this Global Warming Conference on my private jet and took my private Limo to this Conference to tell you must cut back on Greenhouse gas pollution people !@!!!

Posted by: Al Gore at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (cBi2+)

113 What is Truth??
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:48 PM (PCK5/)
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You know, I could never get a straight answer out of that Yeshua guy.

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (6K6Eu)

114 ThEy WoN't ReMeMbEr DaRk BrAnDoN! tHaT wAs LiKe LaSt YeAr!!!

Posted by: Gnatocrat at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (qUkBO)

115 Even odder, Gore is, or was, quite wealthy even before his stupid documentary.

It's never enough for non-value producing parasites. Even mister "At some point you've made enough money" hasn't found his upper-limit.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (dXg2f)

116 I usually have a foul mouthed but I also now have this sudden urge to dial it down just so i dont sound like these poo poo ding ding pooplibs
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom

"Poo poo ding ding pooplibs" should be added to the AOSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (fxCK2)

117 20 So, 9mm, 10MM or .45 ACP to engage in hot dialogue with the Dark Wokesters?

You want a real man stopper, go with the all American caliber .45 ACP.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (bIzDl)

118 All that work getting the youngsters from messed-up homes to clean up their language and to stop destroying their classmates' things. For what? They could have had a chance to be candidates for Democrats.

*kicks wall and throws stapler out the window*
Posted by: NaughtyPine


\Wait 'til you get a load of me!

Posted by: David Hogg, smile for the camera retard at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (vcOmj)

119 1977?

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

120
Dark Woke.

"Dark" anything is lame as hell. Dark is an overused, unimaginative, sissified attempt at gaining stature and seriousness for some childish idea of strong and/or profound.

Whenever you see "Dark" anything, you can bet it will suck. Book, song, album, TV Show, movie.

Look and shake in your fear at the image, at the remembrance of "Dark Brandon".

Anyone using "Dark" to describe what they're doing or their book or activity, or worse. to describe themselves should receive a free, all-expenses paid dick-kick or cunt-punt of your choice.

The whole idea that the USA is actually threatened with destruction by these lame Dark Retards of Darkness Darkening the Dark is shameful.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (iJfKG)

121 If the left is trotting out Al Gore to expound on Trump then David Hogg truly has a point about getting rid of the old blood in the Democrat party. Granted, he's completely wrong but, he does have a point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

122 Al Gore stated the Trump administration is "insisting on trying to create their own preferred version of reality"

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Yeah. No shit, Sherlock.

Everyone does that. It's why we aren't still squatting in caves and eating raw meat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (BI5O2)

123
The avatar for this exiting old non-development is the foul-mouthed ratchet thot Jasmine Crockett.

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Exemplifies "dark woke?" She's dark all right. I think they haven't thought this through.

Accuse them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (iTNuP)

124 Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Al Gore of Sexual Assault.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (KRlMN)

125 I'm surprised they didn't say it is 60 *business* days.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 22, 2025 02:36 PM (Oq5OE)

60 Congressional work days. That'd be, like, 20 years or so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (ExV1e)

126 Colombian President Gustavo Petro is seemingly no longer welcome in the United States.

Petro, a former member of the 19th of April Movement guerrilla group and Colombia's first leftist president, claimed the Trump administration revoked his visa to attend meetings of the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank.

This will surely send chills down the colons of the weak and corrupt GOPe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (/U5Yz)

127 >Dark woke" is a strategy of being foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening
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although it's been said, many times, many ways....

this is nothing new

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (AOsQT)

128 Is this a fruit off the Dark Brandon tree?

Ironically enough, the fruit of the Dark Brandon tree comes out of his Fruit of the Looms once they have exceeded their load capacity.

Posted by: Nelly at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (pSknm)

129 It's never enough for non-value producing parasites. Even mister "At some point you've made enough money" hasn't found his upper-limit.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 22, 2025 02:51 PM (dXg2f)
__________________

It wasn't about the money. It was a pathetic - and failed - attempt to remain relevant after losing the election.

Chlamydia Harris is right now looking for her vehicle to do the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

130 108 What is Truth??

=

Ah, yes. The eternal search for Alethia.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2025 02:50 PM (g47mK)


A long time ago the schools started teaching ( preaching, really) that Truth is relative and everyone has their Own Truth… things really started falling apart then, runner…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (PCK5/)

131
Woke was dark from the start.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (E0p3T)

132 Ok, we’ve been comparing him to Hitler for years and it’s not working. Anyone got any ideas?

Let’s call him Hitler again!

Brilliant! Let’s run with it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (u73oe)

133 124 Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Al Gore of Sexual Assault.
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Its amazing that Al Gore doesn't know how to get a scrub and tug at a massage parlor.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (pZ64F)

134 I remember when Tipper Gore tried to get all the nasty swear words and the satan worshipping suicide lyrics out of rock, rap and other types of music by calling on the federal government to round up 2 Live Crew and Twisted Sister and execute them. What a cunt.

Posted by: Same Crap, Different Day at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (+8MS3)

135 Leftist radicals haven't *always* been foul-mouthed and frothing. They've shown themselves quite capable of being polite and professional, so long as they hold all the levers of power. They had no problem telling you calmly and civilly that your application had been denied, or that you were being sued, or indicted, or what have you, since they were able to arrange for others to impose whatever nastiness they had in mind. But the essence of their ethos was always force, and if deprived of the use of force through "proper channels", they don't hesitate to resort to improper ones.

Posted by: DaveL at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (9w232)

136 If we curse it makes us cool like Trump right?
The Democrats

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2025 02:54 PM (YwEeS)

137 This will surely send chills down the colons of the weak and corrupt GOPe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (/U5Yz)

Of course, because things usual go the other direction.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 22, 2025 02:54 PM (0eaVi)

138 At least we know we're over the target.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 02:54 PM (ereJz)

139 What is Truth??

More importantly, What is Hip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfim3SKTNkw

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2025 02:54 PM (s8j++)

140

Larry David Trolls Bill Maher With Essay Titled ‘My Dinner With Adolf’

David's fictional account of an evening with the führer was full of obvious parallels to Maher's story about his White House visit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

141 You want a real man stopper, go with the all American caliber .45 ACP.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (bIzDl)
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Hopped up Moro tribesmen nod sadly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

142
For Gore, the underlying message was that Donald Trump represents an authoritarian threat to democracy and science--one that must be resisted with aggressive climate action.

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"You got chakra in my peanut butter!"

"You got peanut butter in my chakra!"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (iTNuP)

143 It's hard to believe that we have been such fucking trendsetters.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (jc0TO)

144 So, 9mm, 10MM or .45 ACP to engage in hot dialogue with the Dark Wokesters?

You want a real man stopper, go with the all American caliber .45 ACP.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Actually, I have seen a lot written about, and watched what the police are actually using.
A lot of police dept. are actually switching to 10 mm, because it has higher muzzle velocity than .45 ACP and heavier mass than a 9 mm. Kinetic energy is, I think, better than either. Depending on the weight of bullet you use for 10 mm.

.45 ACP is a great manstopper, but most 1911 style semi-autos only carry 7 rounds, with one in the chamber.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

145 Who listens to Al Gore these days?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (SRRAx)

146 Remember when you could buy Carbon Credits from Owl Gore's Company to feel good about the Environment??

Sad thing about it is Idiots actually bought them !!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (A2iSa)

147 Thanks for the AL Gore link, Ace. I had nearly forgotten how much I haven't missed him.

Posted by: muldoon at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (uCfKO)

148 Climate change put my second chakra into permanent hibernation.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (paSBy)

149 And this made it all the way to the Supremes? When none of the Covid shit did?
Posted by: Romeo13
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I am not surprised that Roberts and Coney Barrett disgraced themselves by pissing on their supposed rules of procedure. I am surprised that Gorsuch and Kavanaugh joined in burning their own reputations. It is as if none of them can think on their feet and say this was wrong. Only Alito and Thomas called them out on it.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (ctrM5)

150 We are 35 years into 12 years left to save the planet and people still listen to Al Gore.

Wow are some people dumb.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 02:56 PM (t0Rmr)

151 It's why we aren't still squatting in caves and eating raw meat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (BI5O2)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Cavemaxxing Raw Meat Nationalist at April 22, 2025 02:56 PM (l3YAf)

152 Woke was dark from the start.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (E0p3T)
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Well the expression itself is ghetto speak.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

153 foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening
_________________

That's my schtick, bailiwick, wheel house. Except for the puerile part. I'm not puerile. Isn't that a hand sanitizer?

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2025 02:56 PM (dIske)

154 It's funny. They tried that ludicrous Dark Brandon gambit. It fell flat, and everyone immediately started calling him Dork Brandon. But they just said "whatever, it took a team of our brightest millennial midwits eleven months and half a ton of Adderall to come up with this whole 'Dark Whatever' campaign, and by G-d, we're gonna get some mileage out of it."

So, "Dork Woke," it is. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

155 135 Leftist radicals haven't *always* been foul-mouthed and frothing. They've shown themselves quite capable of being polite and professional, so long as they hold all the levers of power. They had no problem telling you calmly and civilly that your application had been denied, or that you were being sued, or indicted, or what have you, since they were able to arrange for others to impose whatever nastiness they had in mind. But the essence of their ethos was always force, and if deprived of the use of force through "proper channels", they don't hesitate to resort to improper ones.
Posted by: DaveL
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Good analysis.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (ctrM5)

156 David's fictional account of an evening with the führer
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM

I thought it was a true anecdote. Larry David is like a hundred years old, right?

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)

157 Yeah. Tipper went after the Dead Kennedys.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (KRlMN)

158 A Great Philosopher from the 60’s said “ When the Truth is found, to be Lies”… all you gotta do t fix things is just” Find Somebody to Love”… and so the deterioration of society sped up…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (PCK5/)

159 What happened to the Al Gore sexual assault case in Portland Oregon?

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 02:57 PM (ereJz)

160 Its amazing that Al Gore doesn't know how to get a scrub and tug at a massage parlor.

Uh, rub and tug sonny, rub and tug.

I tell you those tiger ladies have grips of iron!

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 22, 2025 02:58 PM (t0Rmr)

161 Its amazing that Al Gore doesn't know how to get a scrub and tug at a massage parlor.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (pZ64F)

I know a few places and they will go the extra mile for a nice tip! They even get it all on video if you want.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner Who Likes The Yellow at April 22, 2025 02:58 PM (+8MS3)

162 Oh, and as for ALgore, let us never forget the scam that mother #$*% was setting up. The Carbon Credits Trading exchange was going to be in Chicago, with ownership stakes for Obama and Gore himself.

eff that guy with a sideways pineapple and gravel for lube.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2025 02:58 PM (pIfcn)

163 We only have 20 minutes left to save the world from Global Climate Change so we must act now !

Buy a Tesla's EV to reduce Carbon Emissions ........

No wait a minute Musk is Evil and F**k the environment to destroy his company !!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 02:58 PM (A2iSa)

164 For Gore, the underlying message was that Donald Trump represents an authoritarian threat to democracy and science--one that must be resisted with aggressive climate action.
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And Algore knows so much about science.

He flunked out of law school.
He flunked out of divinity school.

This towering intellect is now talking about science. Right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

165 .45 ACP is a great manstopper, but most 1911 style semi-autos only carry 7 rounds, with one in the chamber.
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People in those days knew how to shoot. If you can't kill it with three rounds you shouldn't be carrying a pistol.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (pZ64F)

166 Larry David Trolls Bill Maher With Essay Titled ‘My Dinner With Adolf’

David's fictional account of an evening with the führer was full of obvious parallels to Maher's story about his White House visit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Larry David strikes me as a very evil guy. Not likable in the least and has a very punchable face.

Jason Alexander started playing George Constanza by riffing on Larry David's mannerisms and behavior. That pretty much says as much about David as watching Curb would.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (ctrM5)

167 Independent: Al Gore compares Trump team to Nazi Germany saying they are 'trying to create their own preferred version of reality'.

“I understand very well why it is wrong to compare Adolf Hitler’s Third Reich to any other movement,” Gore told the audience. “It was uniquely evil, full stop. I get it. But there are important lessons from the history of that emergent evil.”

Yes Al, it's been happening since at least the year 2000, remember? He coulda been the best POTUS ever, but Big Oil through their satraps Rehnquist, Scalia, etc ruled, “No!” 5-4.

Actually, the first major move was in 1980, when the HWBush CABAL, committed TREASON to corrupt the presidential election so they could "install" Reagan in the White House......Reagan was just a pawn, no different than WBush. HW and his CABAL were working at Warp Speed to destroy the middle class, and enrich the upper 1%, but it was all done in the shadows using smoke and mirrors to hide what they were doing...

More than that, the U.S. Supreme Court had not a single legal or Constitutional right to grant them the right or standing to interfere in that Florida matter in 2000.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

168 We only have 20 minutes left to save the world from Global Climate Change so we must act now !

Buy a Tesla's EV to reduce Carbon Emissions ........

No wait a minute Musk is Evil and F**k the environment to destroy his company !!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 02:58 PM (A2iSa)
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And burn all his cars! But don't produce any CO2 when doing it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

169 Gore is nothing but a cipher anymore… like an actor past his shelf life…. think Mark Hamill…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

170 I saw one leftist commenting on the fact they've been doom-saying forever.

His take was that we missed the mark and were all going to die. When asked, well, then we should get rid of all the global warming stuff right? answered no because humanity needed to be punished

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (t0Rmr)

171 If now they're Dark Woke, were they previously Woke Lite?

"Woke" already was the aggressive, toxic, violent bullying, rudeversion of mere "liberal." So "Dark Woke" is redundant -- "woke" is "Dark Woke" already.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (pMi6S)

172 Adorno is not "a German philosopher."

He's one of the key communist hacks in the Frankfurt School.

Posted by: DWeil at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM (IqQWK)

173 Wait, Al Gore is not only still alive, but relevant? I thought the climate change doom took him, now he's like some 3rd rate Al Vader embracing the dark woke side.

Posted by: RGallegos at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (JVh4R)

174 What happened to the Al Gore sexual assault case in Portland Oregon?

Democratic prosecutor dropped it, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (xTIDn)

175 Remember when you could buy Carbon Credits from Owl Gore's Company to feel good about the Environment??

Sad thing about it is Idiots actually bought them !!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymandd

I want to pay 500 quatloos for those carbon credits!

Posted by: Disembodied brain, or is it Al Gore? at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

176 Al Gore: Trump is fascist because he doesn't want to give me total control of the economy.

Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (sbsMc)

177 @EndWokeness
Oakland just elected a new mayor who thinks a $50 minimum wage will solve inflation

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (AOsQT)

178
Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl, a cracked and broken path
If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

179 The famous Algore, the inventor of algorithms.

Posted by: PG at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (Ohm5I)

180 Larry David doesn't seem to understand that not only would Hitler not dine with him he would send him to a concentration camp. Given Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm you'd think he'd be smarter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (6TePA)

181 Yes Al, it's been happening since at least the year 2000, remember? He coulda been the best POTUS HOA president ever

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

182 Algore never recovered from the humiliation of losing to ChimpyMcBushHitler.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (rJ48h)

183 161 Its amazing that Al Gore doesn't know how to get a scrub and tug at a massage parlor.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 02:53 PM (pZ64F)

I know a few places and they will go the extra mile for a nice tip! They even get it all on video if you want.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!
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The best is a Thai Body Massage. Amazing what a Thai girl will use to scrub you clean.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (pZ64F)

184 The famous Algore, the inventor of algorithms.

Posted by: PG at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (Ohm5I)
____________

Not to mention the Internet. Probably invented OnlyFans, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

185 OMG Hitler and the Nazis?? How original!

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (E0p3T)

186 Use Unleaded Premium Gasoline for your Molotov Cocktails because they produce les Carbon..

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:01 PM (A2iSa)

187 Larry David Trolls Bill Maher With Essay Titled ‘My Dinner With Adolf’

David's fictional account of an evening with the führer was full of obvious parallels to Maher's story about his White House visit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2025 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

What's hilarious about Larry David is that he spent the bulk of a whole season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" giving a luxurious and loving rim job to Lt Bearclaw as the noble conscience of America and the Constitution.

Really. It was so over the top that, at first, I thought it had to be a parody but....nope. It was sincere.

So sincere that he had Lt Bearclaw himself on the show touting his own glorious deeds.

Libtards are so silly. Always looking for the god of the week to worship.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iJfKG)

188 “Gore's critique centered around the Trump administration's bold rejection of left-wing climate alarmism, which he characterized as a war on truth itself."

The Mighty Hunter of the Non-Existent Man-Bear-Pig can perform an abomination upon himself.

See, no swear words!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (bIzDl)

189 The eternal search for Alethia.

**********

♫'
R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Posted by: muldoon at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (uCfKO)

190 Ah,I remember those calm, dreamy peaceful days of 2024, back when Woke was kind, polite, sane and friendly. Now that they're threatening to go Dark, I am afraid! Please, oh woke mob, don't hurt us! We surrender! You win! Anything but DARK!

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)

191 >> I am surprised that Gorsuch and Kavanaugh joined in burning their own reputations.

You should subscribe to my newsletter. I would’ve told you they were cucks years ago.

Especially Kavanaugh. Who would’ve known a douchey fratbro who grew up ensconced in the upper class of District of Criminals would be a fan of the deep state?

Posted by: Cavemaxxing Raw Meat Nationalist at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (l3YAf)

192 Actually, the first major move was in 1980, when the HWBush CABAL, committed TREASON to corrupt the presidential election so they could "install" Reagan in the White House......Reagan was just a pawn, no different than WBush. HW and his CABAL were working at Warp Speed to destroy the middle class, and enrich the upper 1%, but it was all done in the shadows using smoke and mirrors to hide what they were doing...



I would bet money that this ... person .. wasn't alive in 1980.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)

193 This whole "dark woke" thing should go over with the 80% of the people who aren't the Dems' rabid base about as well as "Dark Brandon" did.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (oCS0o)

194 I'm sure you all have seen it, but the clips of Schumer, hunched over, magnifying reading glasses perched on the tip of his nose, reading a pre-written script with curse words almost randomly inserted is pathetic.

It's like "Bad Grandpa" but he's just reading a phone book.

So the producers added a laugh track after every curse word.
And every now and then a sassy black woman voice says, "OH NO HE DIN'T!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (+3+7z)

195 Larry David doesn't seem to understand that not only would Hitler not dine with him
______________

Larry David isn't a vegetarian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

196 Boo Game
Ghetto Tactics
Thuggery
Junkie Manipulation Moves
Prison Mind Realignment
Communist Re Education
This shit has many names..
Just like a puffed up Frilly Lizard
Bull Shit Walks
Ass Whoop Talks

Fuck these asshole motherfuckers..

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM (r3F/z)

197
I saw Hitler and the Nazis open up for Please Play a New Song This One Is Getting Stale at MSG in 1984.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:03 PM (E0p3T)

198 177 @EndWokeness
Oakland just elected a new mayor who thinks a $50 minimum wage will solve inflation
Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (AOsQT)

When bright lights talk like this I always ask why not 100 why not 200 Why not make every one rich. Why's is 50 bucks smaht but 1000 stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2025 03:03 PM (OA79/)

199 144 So, 9mm, 10MM or .45 ACP to engage in hot dialogue with the Dark Wokesters?

You want a real man stopper, go with the all American caliber .45 ACP.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Actually, I have seen a lot written about, and watched what the police are actually using.
A lot of police dept. are actually switching to 10 mm, because it has higher muzzle velocity than .45 ACP and heavier mass than a 9 mm. Kinetic energy is, I think, better than either. Depending on the weight of bullet you use for 10 mm.

.45 ACP is a great manstopper, but most 1911 style semi-autos only carry 7 rounds, with one in the chamber.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
======
Long arms have a superior record in stopping compared with any handgun cartridge but not able to carry those around in public in most places.

45 or 44 were much more necessary when hollowpoints often failed to expand. Expansion technology improved so that adequate 12-18 inch penetration and expansion allows carry of smaller caliber cartridges like the 9mm or the 40 for that matter. Jury is still out on 380 or smaller but even the performance of those has improved.

Carry what you can shoot and practice with accuracy.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:03 PM (ctrM5)

200
Al Gore

the former next President of the United States

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:04 PM (AOsQT)

201 Al Gore and AOC have invested in the Brattleboro FART Tube Company to Curb Methane gas from Cow Farts.....

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:04 PM (A2iSa)

202 194 I'm sure you all have seen it, but the clips of Schumer, hunched over, magnifying reading glasses perched on the tip of his nose, reading a pre-written script with curse words almost randomly inserted is pathetic.

It's like "Bad Grandpa" but he's just reading a phone book.

So the producers added a laugh track after every curse word.
And every now and then a sassy black woman voice says, "OH NO HE DIN'T!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo


He reminds me of someone but I can't put my fingers on it.

Posted by: Fagan at April 22, 2025 03:04 PM (OA79/)

203 All the right people are angry.

Posted by: But you already knew that at April 22, 2025 03:04 PM (nW302)

204 I guess it was either "Dark Woke" or "Pumpkin Spice Woke."

Posted by: Corporate Prophet at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (qUkBO)

205 And Algore knows so much about science.

He flunked out of law school.
He flunked out of divinity school.

This towering intellect is now talking about science. Right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 02:59 PM

IIRC, his highest GPA in college was lower than W's lowest, but one is a genius and other a chimp.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (jc0TO)

206 What??? You mean to tell me that when you shoot someone they just don’t automatically fall down dead??? Unpossible… decades of TV shows say otherwise…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (PCK5/)

207 Boo Game
Ghetto Tactics
Thuggery
Junkie Manipulation Moves
Prison Mind Realignment
Communist Re Education

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!
_______

The Coachella band list?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (UBKzV)

208 190 Ah,I remember those calm, dreamy peaceful days of 2024, back when Woke was kind, polite, sane and friendly. Now that they're threatening to go Dark, I am afraid! Please, oh woke mob, don't hurt us! We surrender! You win! Anything but DARK!
Posted by: zombie

Well, to be fair, you had a ringside seat to observe this phenomenon quite early on to watch the Dems lose their minds.

The rot appears to have started in CA in the Bay area after being cross fertilized by East Coast Dem statism.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (ctrM5)

209 Is there any material difference between saying "we're gonna gas you all as soon as we can get away with it," and "we're gonna gas you motherfuckers as soon as we can get away with it?"

Does the swearing somehow make that message darker? I think not, and it's the same message we've been hearing since the days of Alinsky, Marcuse, and Ayers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

210 That is Neptunian Years you dumb ass !!!
Why are you so dumb ????

150 We are 35 years into 12 years left to save the planet and people still listen to Al Gore.

Wow are some people dumb.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:06 PM (A2iSa)

211 Actually, the first major move was in 1980, when the HWBush CABAL, committed TREASON to corrupt the presidential election so they could "install" Reagan in the White House......Reagan was just a pawn, no different than WBush. HW and his CABAL were working at Warp Speed to destroy the middle class, and enrich the upper 1%, but it was all done in the shadows using smoke and mirrors to hide what they were doing...



I would bet money that this ... person .. wasn't alive in 1980.
Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:02 PM

Alive? Possibly. Self-aware? Nah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2025 03:06 PM (kgE5c)

212 Their next step will be start a revolution

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 03:06 PM (ypFCm)

213 Rember AL Gore invented the Internet .........

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (A2iSa)

214 When bright lights talk like this I always ask why not 100 why not 200 Why not make every one rich. Why's is 50 bucks smaht but 1000 stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2025 03:03 PM (OA79/)

---------------

Being emotional and mental infants, The Left were raised without boundaries and don't believe in them.

Ask a Lefty at what point is the national debt too high: $1 quadrillion; $1 quintillion; $1 google?

They look at you like you have two heads ... and never have an answer.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (YWMaw)

215 How will we recognize dark woke?

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (xhfG9)

216 I think some are convinced that Trump's perceived crassness is the secret to his popularity with the non-woke public. So they will turn their crassness up to 11 then... profit!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (LPS7w)

217 Why don't they liken Trump to that rich African cannibal?
I don't think they're very imaginative.

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (ereJz)

218 Larry David attacking Bill Maher. Love the blue on blue action.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (KRlMN)

219 177 @EndWokeness
Oakland just elected a new mayor who thinks a $50 minimum wage will solve inflation
Posted by: Don Black

"Elected"? You gotta be kidding me. It was yet another example of weaponized "ranked choice," in which the preferred candidate (communist congesswoman Barbara Lee) originally came in third in the raw vote, but then they start recounting and adding in fake ballots until they get her up to first -- then they stop. All Oakland elections have been this way recently (Berkeley too). Then system is designed so that cheating can happen at their leisure in the weeks of endless recounts after the election, when no one is paying attention.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (pMi6S)

220 What??? You mean to tell me that when you shoot someone they just don’t automatically fall down dead???

Quietly, and not screaming for their mother.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:08 PM (jc0TO)

221 Does the swearing somehow make that message darker?

Yes.

Posted by: Motherfucking Samuel L Jackson at April 22, 2025 03:08 PM (+8MS3)

222 Years and years the youth have received programs and instead an education.

Along with the training they have already made judgments.


Posted by: Dreamingrobot at April 22, 2025 03:08 PM (9zG78)

223 Rember AL Gore invented the Internet .........
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (A2iSa)

Yep, he laid the first on-ramp to the Information Superhighway... using a 150 baud modem.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 22, 2025 03:08 PM (VNX3d)

224 I guess it was either "Dark Woke" or "Pumpkin Spice Woke."
Posted by: Corporate Prophet at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (qUkBO)


*shivers*

Pumpkin Spice Woke!?!?

You Monster!!!!1111!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 03:08 PM (iJfKG)

225 And Jasmine Crockett trying to sound like "authentic " ghetto girl when that's apparently not her background just sounds ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (h+k8X)

226 177 @EndWokeness
Oakland just elected a new mayor who thinks a $50 minimum wage will solve inflation
Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:00 PM (AOsQT)
_______________

Welcome to my world. Undergraduates used to proudly announce that the cure for poverty was to pay everyone twice as much.

I'm not joking. There's a reason they're called "students;" it's because they have an awful lot to learn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

227 Trump is a Beta Male and a Homo !!!!!

Posted by: Barry O at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (UYPBJ)

228 218 Larry David attacking Bill Maher. Love the blue on blue action.
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I get the feeling watching Bill Maher that he is not of this world. He may be descended from lizards.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (pZ64F)

229 The point of a hand gun is to fight your way back to where your long gun is stored.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (bIzDl)

230 So it looks like they want Jizmjaws Crockett as the new face of their party. I say more power to them and I hope she runs for president in’28 bwahahaha

Posted by: Agamemnon at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (3T854)

231 Rember AL Gore invented the Internet .........

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (A2iSa)

-------------

TBF, the sexually assaulted masseuse who released his Second Chakra deserves most of the credit.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (YWMaw)

232 And Jasmine Crockett trying to sound like "authentic " ghetto girl when that's apparently not her background just sounds ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2025 03:09 P

Honestly, it's not that hard. Mrs928 can fake it very humorously and she's a Scotch-Irish Georgia Cracker.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:10 PM (jc0TO)

233 >How will we recognize dark woke?
----

that's just it- we won't
too dark

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:10 PM (AOsQT)

234 Y’all need to watch your fuckin language.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:10 PM (u73oe)

235 215 How will we recognize dark woke?
Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (xhfG9)

---
You will know them by their red-stained lips. Oh wait that's mentats.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (LPS7w)

236 150 baud modem! Bah, newbie! 110 baud teletype for the win!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (bIzDl)

237 Trust us, doubling down like this is the path to victory.

Posted by: The Ghosts In The Machine at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (6keFU)

238 Dark Woke hides in the shadows.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (jc0TO)

239 204 I guess it was either "Dark Woke" or "Pumpkin Spice Woke."
Posted by: Corporate Prophet

LOL

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (pMi6S)

240 Al Gore stated the Trump administration is "insisting on trying to create their own preferred version of reality,"

Says the guy who wants to make Climate Denial a crime.

All they ever do is accuse everybody else of the thing they’re doing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (6ydKt)

241 I get the feeling watching Bill Maher that he is not of this world. He may be descended from lizards.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Lizards, like it or not are survivors of a global catastrophe. I don't think the Larry Davids of this world are going to mentally survive the SMOD that is Trump.

They are literally dinosaurs looking up at the pretty contrail in the sky.

The world is going to be a very different place than from the FDR administration forward.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (ctrM5)

242 When they start using AoSHQ style guide-approved acronyms, then I will begin to worry.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 22, 2025 03:12 PM (w9Wax)

243 I think some are convinced that Trump's perceived crassness is the secret to his popularity with the non-woke public. So they will turn their crassness up to 11 then... profit!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (LPS7w)

It will be like when Rubio went on his standup tour. Cringe inducing.

That said, this is who they are, they have always been crass and gross. Remember the respectable Left joked about r*ping Sarah Palin, called the Tea Party "teabaggers", insisted on sexualizing your children and making you watch, etc etc etc.

What they're really trying to do is come up with something, anything, to counter Trump's spine and strength. And so they will just go back to the same old well.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:12 PM (E0p3T)

244 239 204 I guess it was either "Dark Woke" or "Pumpkin Spice Woke."
Posted by: Corporate Prophet

LOL
Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:11 PM (pMi6S)

They considered "Bud Light Woke", but Dylan Mulvaney wants to move to England.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 22, 2025 03:12 PM (VNX3d)

245 207 Boo Game
Ghetto Tactics
Thuggery
Junkie Manipulation Moves
Prison Mind Realignment
Communist Re Education

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!
_______

The Coachella band list?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 03:05 PM (UBKzV)

If I made posters and advertised this 'band' list.to play at Gumbypalooza how much should I charge for tickets?
Of course there will not be a real concert but I need the money.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:13 PM (r3F/z)

246 >Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (pMi6S)
-=--=

are you the One True zombie? I seem to remember you live on the Left Coast

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:13 PM (AOsQT)

247 How will we recognize dark woke?

Meet the New Woke
Same as the Old Woke

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2025 03:13 PM (YumCr)

248 So like dark chocolate, then...

Posted by: It's good for you? at April 22, 2025 03:13 PM (nW302)

249 This is the same party that tried to sell you on the idea that they are all about "joy" and love and unity just six months ago.
------------------------

Recall the Prince of Darkness calls himself a being of light. Right until you get to hell.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (E0p3T)

250 Speaking of large blobs like Al Gore, has Rob Reiner gotten out of the "happy place" yet? Haven't heard or seen him since just after Trump was elected

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (6TePA)

251 It is by the smoke of the choom that thoughts acquire speed, the eyes become red, the red become a warning. It is by choom alone I set my mind in motion.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (jc0TO)

252 Gore quoted Adorno?

Jeeze Louise. Adorno was a Critical Theory Communist, part of the Frankfurt School, ejected by the Nazis from Germany, who were allowed to migrate to America. Communism is equally vile as Nazism, that’s the whole point.

Adorno, Marcuse, Horkheimer showed their undying gratitude of their new home by immediately setting out to destroy America. Gore is a fucking assclown. Critical Theory is one reason the US resembles an open air asylum.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (zO1No)

253 @244 Did Mulvaney not hear about the recent UK Supreme Court ruling?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (LPS7w)

254 You're saying amp it up? I was too genteel?

Posted by: Tesla Shit-Smearer at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (9Mm3A)

255
Dark Woke
New Woke
Diet Woke
Woke Classic
Woke Zero

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (AOsQT)

256 I'm the spokeswoman for our newest product...

Bud Dark

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (w9Wax)

257 And Jasmine Crockett trying to sound like "authentic " ghetto girl when that's apparently not her background just sounds ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2025 03:09 PM (h+k8X)

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The THOT calling the cattle wack?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (YWMaw)

258 If you need more voters using the same ploy, you need to use date rape drugs.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (QyRN9)

259 234 Y’all need to watch your fuckin language.
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ISWYFDT

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (paSBy)

260 217 Why don't they liken Trump to that rich African cannibal?
I don't think they're very imaginative.

I don’t think anyone younger than me remembers Idi Amin Dada. Hint for the day: when invited to a meal with cannibals, decline.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (bIzDl)

261
Mr. Woke
Dr. Woke
Woke Nehi
Cream Woke

Posted by: It's good for you? at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (nW302)

262 If I made posters and advertised this 'band' list.to play at Gumbypalooza how much should I charge for tickets?
Of course there will not be a real concert but I need the money.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!
________

You might be able to get Thuggery. They're an Indonesian metal band. Just looked it up.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 22, 2025 03:17 PM (UBKzV)

263 How will we recognize dark woke?
Posted by: blaster


Let's switch it with Folger's Coffee Crystals and see what happens!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 22, 2025 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

264 I would bet money that this ... person .. wasn't alive in 1980.
Posted by: toby928

He certainly doesn't qualify as "intelligent" life today.

Posted by: Extraterrestrials Looking for Probing Subjects at April 22, 2025 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

265 ... Rob Reiner gotten out of the "happy place" yet? Haven't heard or seen him since just after Trump was elected
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (6TePA)

Dark Rob Reiner won't be getting out of the loony bin until he stops his Dark Habit of Darkly Ripping the Tags Off of Mattresses for Dark Reasons.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 03:17 PM (iJfKG)

266 255
Dark Woke
New Woke
Diet Woke
Woke Classic
Woke Zero
Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (AOsQT)

----
You're the Diet Coke of Woke. Just one calorie, not Woke enough.

Posted by: Dr. Woke at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (LPS7w)

267 Only the midwit propagandists of the Associated Press could write a piece on the Islamic terrorist massacre in Kashmir where the words "Islam" and "Islamic" don't appear once, where the word "terrorism" is in quotes, where the massacre itself is described as a "major shift in the regional conflict."

Posted by: front toward enemy at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (TIizU)

268 Who let the dark out?

Posted by: Woof. woof woof at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (nW302)

269 > They are literally dinosaurs looking up at the pretty contrail in the sky.

My FiL has gone absolutely bonkers for multiple conspiracy theories, including chemtrails. The last three times I've seen him at family events he's brought up chemtrails. He's always been a little bit nutty, but it's getting to the point where I don't want to chat with him. I end up having to bite my tongue while he spouts his silly ideas.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (lIio7)

270 If ex parte communications between a legal advocate and a judge are considered to be a complete breach of judicial ethics, what, precisely, was John Roberts discussing privately, on foreign soil, in a secure diplomatic compound with far Leftist lawfare architect Norm Eisen?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (X+xvk)

271 Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:10 PM (jc0TO

I could probably fake the accent and delivery as well, but for Crockett it's not amusing-just patronizing and insulting. I expect like most of us, Clarence Thomas or Thomas Sowell lets out swear words when really tired and under stress, but I don't think either of them use "ghetto trash talk" to make them sound more authentic. It just makes Crockett sound fake and stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2025 03:19 PM (42Vb+)

272 We are at an interesting stage of the War/Revolution… the bulk of people on both sides waiting for… someones to fight the battles for them…. maybe it will stay that way, and just be a Cold War…

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2025 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

273 253 @244 Did Mulvaney not hear about the recent UK Supreme Court ruling?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (LPS7w)

He made the statement after the ruling. I don't know if he'd heard about it or not.

He never struck me as smart.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 22, 2025 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

274 If they want to grab the voter's attention they should burn a few more of their neighborhoods down.

Posted by: Dark Toby at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (jc0TO)

275 New Jersey Democrat Congressman @DonaldNorcross screamed "fuck Trump"

Rich and compelling. I'm convinced! The Democrats were right all along!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (gLikB)

276 Dark Woke Is:
(crimes committed in the last 30 days by US citizens)

*Stabbing dudes point blank in the heart
*Chopping a dudes head off with a hatchet in front of his wife and kids
*killing your parents to claim insurance money to kill President Trump
*...... more to come

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (r3F/z)

277 265 ... Rob Reiner gotten out of the "happy place" yet? Haven't heard or seen him since just after Trump was elected
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2025 03:14 PM (6TePA)

Dark Rob Reiner won't be getting out of the loony bin until he stops his Dark Habit of Darkly Ripping the Tags Off of Mattresses for Dark Reasons.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 03:17 PM (iJfKG)


Rob reiner is sitting in a room somewhere glazed over with a smile on his face and his Johnnie coat flapping in the breeze. In his mind he's living the the harriswallz years. It's like the end of the movie Brazil for him.

Posted by: Fagan at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (OA79/)

278 Trump is destroying the Eco my and the environment and should impeached Now!!

Trump lied, America Died and his breath stinks too !!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (A2iSa)

279 I was in a "variety store" (odds and ends, cigs, lottery tickets, check cashing) in Erie PA. The grandson of the founder, and now owner was literally screaming about just seeing AlGore's movie and how we was all gonna drown. The joint was about 300' over the bay (Lake Erie) and he was playing Arlo Guthrie on the store speakers. Grandpa and Dad, rolling in graves having built the operation on old fashioned bookmaking and loan sharking. Erie PA, deep, deep, blue.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (gm9Sb)

280 Does Rob Reiner put on a dark sock and a dark shoe and a dark sock and a dark shoe, or a dark sock and a dark sock and a dark shoe and a dark shoe?

Posted by: Ask Archie at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (nW302)

281 If I made posters and advertised this 'band' list.to play at Gumbypalooza how much should I charge for tickets?

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Would you accept Air Jordans and/or Food Stamps in lieu of cash?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:21 PM (spihY)

282 Y’all need to watch your fuckin language.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:10 PM (u73oe)

Shouldn't you be DARK Lowell if you drop an f-bomb?

Posted by: Doof at April 22, 2025 03:21 PM (vf0Y9)

283 I'm sure you all have seen it, but the clips of Schumer, hunched over, magnifying reading glasses perched on the tip of his nose, reading a pre-written script with curse words almost randomly inserted is pathetic.

It's like "Bad Grandpa" but he's just reading a phone book.

I prefer his chant leading rhythm and natural funk groove: https://tinyurl.com/mr2fvt6y

I'm sure he and Pelosi were big hits in the protests of the 60s. The 1860s. As Dems, they were for slavery, of course lol....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 22, 2025 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

284 For conservatives "Dark MAGA" is a fashion statement.

For commies "Dark Woke" is a theater gig.

Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2025 03:21 PM (rj6Yv)

285 260 217 Why don't they liken Trump to that rich African cannibal?
I don't think they're very imaginative.

I don’t think anyone younger than me remembers Idi Amin Dada. Hint for the day: when invited to a meal with cannibals, decline.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 03:16 PM (bIzDl)
_______________

"What's on the menu?"

"You are."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

286 255
Dark Woke
New Woke
Diet Woke
Woke Classic
Woke Zero
Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:15 PM (AOsQT)

heh heh
Go Woke
Go Broke

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:22 PM (r3F/z)

287 Sounds like the drunkard who slams an entire bottle of Jack and screams "I'll show them!" right before he faceplants.

This was inevitable because they have lost everything else

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 22, 2025 03:22 PM (XLfSN)

288 The joint was about 300' over the bay (Lake Erie) and he was playing Arlo Guthrie on the store speakers.
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Please say it was The Motorsickle Song. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 22, 2025 03:22 PM (6K6Eu)

289 I don't speak jive, but I've got a pretty good Steppin Fetchit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2025 03:23 PM (paSBy)

290 .45acp>dark woke

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 22, 2025 03:23 PM (QAa0/)

291 I was already laughing at Dark Woke and the inevitable example of Jasmine Crockett...

and then Ace drops the comedy bomb on me.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:23 PM (F30Ty)

292 Didn't Al Gore say we would all be dead by now?

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:24 PM (vFG9F)

293 New Jersey Democrat Congressman @DonaldNorcross screamed "fuck Trump"

Rich and compelling. I'm convinced! The Democrats were right all along!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Ahh, the Robert de Niro gambit! IT ALWAYS WORKS!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 22, 2025 03:24 PM (vcOmj)

294 John Roberts discussing privately, on foreign soil, in a secure diplomatic compound with far Leftist lawfare architect Norm Eisen?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (X+xvk)

The Epstein Tapes, of course.

Posted by: Alvin at April 22, 2025 03:24 PM (QAkQ3)

295 Breaking: Judge Boasberg orders the Vatican to get his approval before electing new Pope.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2025 03:24 PM (u73oe)

296
They are vile, evil people who are by far the most unpleasant people on the planet.

Now, not in absolute terms as long as there are Hamasites, Hezbowleans, Whotees and Eyeranians around, but in terms of the contrast they pose between their profession of joyful existence and the reality that they are humorous scolds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2025 03:24 PM (AA5pe)

297 If they want to grab the voter's attention they should burn a few more of their neighborhoods down.

Posted by: Dark Toby at April 22, 2025 03:20 PM (jc0TO)
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And then complain about the food deserts and the lack of the stores they need (to loot again).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

298 >>The joint was about 300' over the bay (Lake Erie) and he was playing Arlo Guthrie on the store speakers.


People always want to blame the Hippies, but the beatniks were the culprits.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (F30Ty)

299 The joint was about 300' over the bay (Lake Erie) and he was playing Arlo Guthrie on the store speakers.

Yeah, man...we smoked a 300' joint while listening to him and watching San Francisco bay.

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

300 New Jersey Democrat Congressman @DonaldNorcross screamed "fuck Trump

I think if I were Trump I might put that on social media with a response such as "Thanks for the offer Congressman, Norcross, but I would prefer not to. I am straight and have a lovely wife."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (kqIHz)

301 Trump is destroying the Eco my and the environment and should impeached Now!!


No!

Dark Trump is by his power and by his actions and his will bringing forth the Dark Ecosystem of Darkness.

The DARK ECOSYSTEM ARISES!!!! to cover Gaia and absorb us all into the motherfucking darkest darkness of darkling Dark!!!

...

...

Dark!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (iJfKG)

302 FWIW, The talked about, Keir Starmer- Lord Ali literal globo homo moment caught on video allegedly.

https://tinyurl.com/4frbpd7w

Scene is of doorstep kissing if you dare watch.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:25 PM (ctrM5)

303 Only the midwit propagandists of the Associated Press could write a piece on the Islamic terrorist massacre in Kashmir where the words "Islam" and "Islamic" don't appear once, where the word "terrorism" is in quotes, where the massacre itself is described as a "major shift in the regional conflict."

Posted by: front toward enemy at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (TIizU)

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At least they didn't reference Led Zeppelin, so they've got that going for them ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 22, 2025 03:26 PM (spihY)

304 >>Didn't Al Gore say we would all be dead by now?


Guy is a Crazed Sex Poodle.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2025 03:26 PM (F30Ty)

305 long time ago the schools started teaching ( preaching, really) that Truth is relative and everyone has their Own Truth… things really started falling apart then, runner…
==
Agree.

Posted by: Pontius pilate at April 22, 2025 03:26 PM (DrGpr)

306
Robert de Niro says "Jasmine who? What am I, chopped liver?"

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2025 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

307 I had to look up the word puerile.

1. childishly silly and immature

Highly underutilized IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 22, 2025 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)
_____________

From the Latin "puer," meaning "boy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2025 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

308 294 John Roberts discussing privately, on foreign soil, in a secure diplomatic compound with far Leftist lawfare architect Norm Eisen?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 22, 2025 03:18 PM (X+xvk)

The Epstein Tapes, of course.
Posted by: Alvin
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Why would I think of children being involved in that place at that time (Czech Republic early 2010's)

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

309 >>Robert de Niro says "Jasmine who? What am I, chopped liver?"


"How much will she charge me to shit on my chest?"


Posted by: Fixed for Accuracy. at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (F30Ty)

310 A lot of police dept. are actually switching to 10 mm...

Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County Florida when asked by some simp reporter after some scumbag home invader was put down: "why are your deputies using such big guns like those 45's"?

Sheriff Judd: Because they don't make a .46

Florida Sheriff's are the best

Posted by: Mike B at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (OozDa)

311 Robert de Niro says "Jasmine who? What am I, chopped liver?"
Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2025 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

When he's off stage, Alec Baldwin says "Stop moving."

Posted by: mrp at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

312 noodaloo

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

313 288 Sad that twenty years earlier you would have heard a little Verdi while making your payment (with vig) or picking a few numbers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2025 03:28 PM (gm9Sb)

314 Just like with everything else the Democrats do, it's all fake and gay.

Cursing is fine. It doesn't bother me and I could curse a streak that would make a sailor take note, but for goodness sake it has to be AUTHENTIC or it just sounds, well, gay af.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (GyvKT)

315 If the Left wants to be "dirty", they should at least tell Donkey-Chompers to flash her tits

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (zBOzm)

316 > People always want to blame the Hippies, but the beatniks were the culprits.

I've mentioned this to a few people. They always look at me like I'm telling them I'm related to little green men. The Beats were fans of non-conformity, rejected materialism, searched for alternative spirituality, embraced alternative lifestyles, and were centered in San Francisco and NY. The hippies had deep roots in the Beats.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (lIio7)

317 Rob reiner is sitting in a room somewhere glazed over with a smile on his face and his Johnnie coat flapping in the breeze. In his mind he's living the the harriswallz years. It's like the end of the movie Brazil for him.
Posted by: Fagan
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"He was at peace. He finally had surrendered to Big Buttplug."

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (ctrM5)

318 A lot of police dept. are actually switching to 10 mm.

Interesting since they are dumping .40S&W like it cheated on them with their cousin.

I have always thought the two were relatively similar.

Posted by: toby928 at April 22, 2025 03:29 PM (jc0TO)

319 These Dark Wokesters are taking the wrong lesson from Trump's rise. Yes, Trump uses profanity, but in his hands is more like a knife than an axe. His words are also rooted in plain common sense, which gives his profanities even more power.

Heck, if Republicans have had trouble emulating his style authenticly, there is no chance for Dems to do it well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2025 03:30 PM (SqA5H)

320 Puerile =penile

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (QAa0/)

321 test

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2025 03:32 PM (AOsQT)

322 War Room discussed suspending Habeus Corpus today and how the dems are already moving to nullify that Presidential option.
Bannon had Glen Beck on
Kirk had Megyn Kelly on

There is an aligning of principle media powers happening NOW!

We're going to the mattresses! Capice?
"We're not Amish but"
"We're burning daylight" Bannon Quotes today...

Get ready there are calling for prosecutions!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (r3F/z)

323 The only thing new about "dark woke" is that they're acknowledging it. Like it's some kind of achievement.
But they've always been unreasonable assholes who say spiteful and ridiculous things without consequence.

Posted by: AMartel at April 22, 2025 03:34 PM (otvi3)

324 I could probably fake the accent and delivery as well, but for Crockett it's not amusing-just patronizing and insulting. I expect like most of us, Clarence Thomas or Thomas Sowell lets out swear words when really tired and under stress, but I don't think either of them use "ghetto trash talk" to make them sound more authentic. It just makes Crockett sound fake and stupid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She is. "Crockett attended Mary Institute and St. Louis Country Day School and Rosati-Kain, an all-girls Catholic high school in St. Louis. She graduated from Rhodes College in 2003 with a Bachelor of Arts in business administration."

She is pretending to be ghetto and raking in bucks with both hands in Congress. Worth between 5 to 9 million or so.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (ctrM5)

325 I, for one, am very worried about this new attack vector by the left. Calling Trump Hitler will be a rally cry for all centrists and left leaning voters. I really hope it does not get any traction but just this morning, I read a news headline that asked me who else used tariffs...lo and behold it was Hitler. What are the odds ?

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (MH24+)

326 I could probably fake the accent and delivery as well, but for Crockett it's not amusing-just patronizing and insulting. I expect like most of us, Clarence Thomas or Thomas Sowell lets out swear words when really tired and under stress, but I don't think either of them use "ghetto trash talk" to make them sound more authentic. It just makes Crockett sound fake and stupid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes and you would need a Hollywood Make Up Artist plus the best Wig-Hat money can buy.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! soon to be recycled at April 22, 2025 03:37 PM (r3F/z)

327 She is. "Crockett attended Mary Institute and St. Louis Country Day School and Rosati-Kain, an all-girls Catholic high school in St. Louis. She graduated from Rhodes College in 2003 with a Bachelor of Arts in business administration."

She is pretending to be ghetto and raking in bucks with both hands in Congress. Worth between 5 to 9 million or so.
Posted by: whig at April 22, 2025 03:35 PM (ctrM5
People like that’s the reason police cars back seats made of hard plastic.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2025 03:39 PM (LHPAg)

328 Communists call opponents Naxis, end of story

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 03:41 PM (ypFCm)

329 Al who?

Posted by: buddhaha at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (pqz6o)

330 Has anybody mentioned that Al Gore is a lunatic?

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (fY84s)

331 Anyone yelling Fascists call them a fking Communist

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2025 03:44 PM (ypFCm)

332 246 >Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:07 PM (pMi6S)
-=--=

are you the One True zombie? I seem to remember you live on the Left Coast
Posted by: Don Black[/i}

Yep. that's me.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (pMi6S)

333 unitalic.
As usual.

Posted by: zombie at April 22, 2025 03:48 PM (pMi6S)

334 They need a leader so all the no-wits mid-wits are out auditioning by competing to see who can be the biggest, loudest dumbass. The NTY needs to find a label for this so their no/mid-wit readers understand that it's "normal" and "part of the plan" and not to worry. All is well!

Posted by: AMartel at April 22, 2025 04:29 PM (otvi3)

335 They go to the Dark side of the Force and pay the price at the end if they don't change their ways

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 22, 2025 04:35 PM (wGqjj)

336 so who can tell the difference ... libs have always been nasty foul mouthed jerks ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at April 22, 2025 04:41 PM (DBAaD)

337 You want a real man stopper, go with the all American caliber .45 ACP.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2025 02:52 PM (bIzDl)

But most of them, of their volition, have transitioned into Orcs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2025 04:50 PM (8zz6B)

338 The question these idiots never seem to answer - just exactly who is "dark #WOKE" supposed to sway to their side ?

Anyone that is even moderately woke is already on their side ? I cannot say I've ever thought that for people not entirely caught up in #wokeness, all they needed to convince them was more FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.

Posted by: deadrody at April 22, 2025 04:57 PM (vgB0v)

339 It seems to me that Dark Woke is them simply giving full control of their mouths to the demons they're possessed by.

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