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Whew. Another week down.

Thank you all for your readership and commentership (?).


Golden retriever works on whale-watch boat barking at whales, just to let people know they're there. After 11 years of barking at whales, one finally came over Stimulating Saint Bernards by letting them play at their chosen profession. (IG)

Kangaroo couch potato.

Ostrich says "no" to bully.

Little beaver dances like the groundhog in Caddyshack.

Here's the longer version of the Mouse commercial. I still don't know what the hell is even going on. Here's another longer version.

Road Rage Turkey. (IG)

Little dog in a bunny costume. The bunny costume allows him to channel Bunny Jumping Power.

Doggy and ducky roughhouse.

Teaching a puppy how to howl. Sounds cute now, but in six months, you will regret your folly.

Dogs stealing candy from babies.

Kitten is trying to break through a German shepherd's tough exterior.

Rescued kitten and bird grow up together.

A puppy is in howl training.

ICYMI: This deer is judging you.

Kangaroos lope across a lake at sunset.

Dogs showing the good sense of being afraid of escalators:


And I am officially on vacation!

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (ypFCm)

2 Hope you have a great week off Ace

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (ypFCm)

3 The court pleadings for TdA member that was being harbored by Judge Cano (now former) and his wife here in Las Cruces, NM show him with guns, ammos, and shooting them at the local municipal gun range. How the Feds got on to him is he posted all the crap on Facebook. This is first known time Facebook proved useful.

When the Feds interrogated him he coughed up he was living with the Canos and that old lady Cano was getting him day jobs. Oops. Somewhere in the swirl of court documents it was noted the TdA guy's phone was in the Cano's possession and apparently contained inquires about getting hand grenades and something about some headless corpses.

Old man Cano, when he got wind of the extent of what was coming smashed this dear youth's phone and tossed in a dumpster. Big guess: getting a federal obstruction charge was way better the getting snarled up in what was on that phone.

Plus their attorney is my attorney. Las Cruces is just, well, it is what it is.

New Mexico, it is not a state, its a 2.5 world country.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (amnH6)

4 thank you, skip. I will definitely decompress

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (KRtlO)

5 Thank you all for your readership and commentership (?).



==

sure! no problem! thank you for the penguins!

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

6 Let us hope India and Pakistan don't nuke each other and fling poo in the stratosphere next week

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:32 PM (gVhuc)

7 Ace, wanna read my books for free? I'll send all of them if you like. Space Chinese fighting the Vampires of The Spanish Civil War, while Beowulf tries to fix the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill reading Jane Austen's Dune.

Yours for the taking, dude. I trend to send it all to you a while ago. Thanks again for the plug, btw.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

8 Bad doggies

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (ypFCm)

9 Ace, garrett and Alberta Oil Peon were speculating about maybe you going drift-fishing? With garrett? In Montana? On the Missouri river?

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:34 PM (CQE5S)

10

Ace,

I hope you and garrett have a wonderful time in Thailand!

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:34 PM (3ek7K)

11 I gotta say, the three fat guys showing their bellies in the ad I'm getting aren't the worst I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (oXfCm)

12 Ace, have a great week. Not having to think about the all this should be a "who let the dogs out" time. You're the best.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (amnH6)

13 AH Lloyd, has anyone yet reviewed Long Live Death than didn't like it? I mean apart from Stalin but he's dead.

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (gVhuc)

14 Gonna show any leg on destination for your vacation, ace?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (1m82a)

15 garrett is not going to Thailand because they drive on the wrong side

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

16 I'll be smiling all week about the Vegan Butcher going out of business.

Posted by: F*ck vegan bacon at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (Ye9wI)

17 >>Ace,

>>I hope you and garrett have a wonderful time in Thailand!

I love this place.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 07:36 PM (viF8m)

18
Guys,

Don't forget to pack your crocs!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

19 Enjoy the break, Ace.

Little rescue beaver is adorable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

20 Stay away from the oyster bars in Mikonos, Ace. They're clip joints.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (hY4dx)

21 Enjoy your week ace, the internet wouldn't be the same without you.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (E0p3T)

22 AH Lloyd, has anyone yet reviewed Long Live Death than didn't like it? I mean apart from Stalin but he's dead.
Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (gVhuc)
---
People have griped about the typos, which were a problem when it first was published, but I'm surprised at how positive people have been. It is by far my most successful book.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

23 Ben Had, instapundit for awhile had some 250lb woman with her belly showing trying to close the clasp on her pants.
The Right has a real problem attracting non shitty advertisers.

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (gVhuc)

24 ace, I hope you really can tune out, check out and find some sunshine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (oXfCm)

25 >>Ace,

>>I hope you and garrett have a wonderful time in Thailand!

I love this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 07:36 PM


We're weird, but oddly lovable. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (Wnv9h)

26 15 garrett is not going to Thailand because they drive on the wrong side
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

Garrett is not going to Thailand because he won't go anywhere he can't drive to.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (CQE5S)

27 This is one of those titles I could see corrupted into another word. Muskafee. Mosscafay

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)

28
Ace will drive

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (3ek7K)

29 If you're interested, Ace, just drop me a line (link in sig) from one of your many burner emails, and I'll ship the lot of 'em to ya, and even keep it quiet.

I'm crashing out, looking forward to a tanned, rested, and ready Ewok when you get back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

30 We're weird, but oddly lovable. Or so I've been told.

Cake Girl thought we were terrifying and ran for her life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)

31 MSN headline I just saw...

Impeachment gains support after Supreme Court ruling.

Wow.. they really do want a revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (QAkQ3)

32 Ace will drive
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (3ek7K)

-------

He'll need a good running start

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (hY4dx)

33 It's International P*ng**n Day, and nary a whiff of a mephitic p*ng**n in the Café.

Perhaps the evil influence of Big Penguin is waning here. It is to be wished for!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

34 Cake Girl thought we were terrifying and ran for her life
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM


Well...Cake Girl is from MA.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)

35 28 Ace will drive
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (3ek7K)

Well, I don't know; from the previous thread:

200 I would never in a million years travel to Thailand or Asia.

Basically, if I can't drive there I'm not going there.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (qmgeg)

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:41 PM (CQE5S)

36 Wow.. they really do want a revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (QAkQ3)


They know not what they seek. To paraphrase Mike Tyson, it's all fun and games until the first bullet goes whizzing by your head.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2025 07:41 PM (gKDq2)

37 Garrett is not going to Thailand because he won't go anywhere he can't drive to.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (CQE5S)

You can drive anywhere on earth if you don't mind driving on a boat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2025 07:41 PM (7J06y)

38 You all are so liveable I've made it a mission to meet a bunch of you every year.

TXMOME X

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (oXfCm)

39 I suggest ladies get a business card set with "I like you" and a name and phone number on it and hand them to the fellow in these situations.

See, that's something we can get our hands on, something tangible. The drawback is that it has no plausible deniability. She cannot at any point go "no, that's not what I meant, I was just being nice"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

40 You all are so liveable I've made it a mission to meet a bunch of you every year.

TXMOME X
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM


*fistbump*

Soon...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

41 Well, not liveable. My place kills bugs dead

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:43 PM (gVhuc)

42 Nice tree up top.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:43 PM (CQE5S)

43 One of last night's NFL draftees was wearing a totally-blinged out pair of Crocs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

44 PSA:

"This week, the FDA issued a stark warning over a hugely popular hair-loss drug taken by millions of men — saying it may pose a 'potentially serious risk' to their genitals.

Now, men who took the drug, finasteride, are coming forward with disturbing claims — alleging it left them with shrunken or bent penises, burning testicles, and deep emotional scars. "

End PSA.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

45 ace, have a great week break. Mainly lurker, seldom nooder, and 2! firsts on krakatoa's weekend EMT threads.
You are 'way past deserving the hiatus.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (NcvvS)

46 Ace,

I hope you and garrett have a wonderful time in Thailand!


Do not wear chaps. I don't care how much garrett begs.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (McYvC)

47 She cannot at any point go "no, that's not what I meant, I was just being nice"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

Derivatives markets would be a nightmare.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (7J06y)

48 >>You can drive anywhere on earth if you don't mind driving on a boat.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

49 Well...Cake Girl is from MA.

To be fair, she seemed kind of based, but when she checked in all the guys were talking about how they'd strain her underwear for soup and that kind of thing, I'd be horrified as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (2VST1)

50 Have a good vacation, Ace.

Posted by: scamoydog at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (9Jl9a)

51 The new target comes after UC Berkley reportedly failed to disclose $220 million in 2023 that it received from China, which the school admitted occurred because it misunderstood its "legal duty to disclose that funding."
---

Any law students from Berkeley?
Any editors for JustTheNews?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (MJMyx)

52 To be fair, she seemed kind of based, but when she checked in all the guys were talking about how they'd strain her underwear for soup and that kind of thing, I'd be horrified as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM


I must have missed that thread. Not gonna lie...I'd be a bit weirded out, myself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

53
Misunderstood?? Do they think we just fell off the turnip truck??

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:46 PM (3ek7K)

54 all the guys were talking about how they'd strain her underwear for soup and that kind of thing, I'd be horrified as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (2VST1)

Everything comes back to food with this place.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:46 PM (E0p3T)

55 I must have missed that thread. Not gonna lie...I'd be a bit weirded out, myself.

So would I. I've seen my underwear.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:47 PM (McYvC)

56 Stay away from the oyster bars in Mikonos, Ace. They're clip joints.
-----------
Floyd's Barbershop is the best clip joint in town!

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 07:47 PM (TN0g+)

57 Not gonna lie...I'd be a bit weirded out, myself.

Well, you know how things go here, someone makes a great joke or has a fun line, and then they have to get topped and it can go downhill pretty bad at times. Someone says they'd be crowned king of England if they were pulled out and that's just a challenge to go further

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:48 PM (2VST1)

58 Mulligathongey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2025 07:48 PM (7J06y)

59 Ace and garrett are going to Phuket?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

60 Ace and garrett are going to Phuket?

More than once if garrett has any say.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:49 PM (McYvC)

61
Ace says Phuket but garrett isn't on board.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:49 PM (3ek7K)

62 Duncanthrax, Bangkok

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:49 PM (oXfCm)

63 Do they think we just fell off the turnip truck??

"Just fell out of the cocanut tree! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
--Kamala

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:50 PM (2VST1)

64 58 Mulligathongey?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2025 07:48 PM (7J06y)

And Tyler, too.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:51 PM (CQE5S)

65 Duncanthrax, Bangkok

That is so gross.

Posted by: Suzy Scissors at April 25, 2025 07:51 PM (McYvC)

66 Just watched Breaking Away (1979)

Apparently it won an Oscar? I think it won others and gets ranked in top lists all the time.

I'm not sure I get the hype on that one.

Good but not great.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 07:53 PM (cWNll)

67 And I am officially on vacation!

Enjoy, boss.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2025 07:53 PM (mH6SG)

68 m , there are no gay bars in Tyler

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:53 PM (oXfCm)

69 I can load AofSHQ for the first time in years. What happened? It always crashed my IPad. This is great.thanks to whoever finally fixed the site.

Posted by: GB at April 25, 2025 07:54 PM (FtBsX)

70 Enjoy the time off, Ace.

We appreciate all you do and have done for years and years.

Don't read the news while you're off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (cWNll)

71 Ace, wanna read my books for free? I'll send all of them if you like. Space Chinese fighting the Vampires of The Spanish Civil War, while Beowulf tries to fix the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill reading Jane Austen's Dune.

Yours for the taking, dude. I trend to send it all to you a while ago. Thanks again for the plug, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

The Chinese and Spanish CW books are very good, ive finished one and part way on the Chinese.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (n7h9X)

72 Yeah I enjoyed Breaking Away quite a bit but Oscar?

There are a bunch of films that make me scratch my head, especially lately.

Get this: they just, this year, added in a requirement that all of the people who vote on best film have to actually watch the movie.

Kramer vs Kramer actually won that year but Breaking Away was nominated. But the competition wasn't strong: Normal Rae, Apocalypse Now, and All That Jazz were the other nominees. I think Apocalypse Now is a really interesting and memorable movie but best? Its pretty flawed and doesn't even really have a story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (2VST1)

73 Late OT:

John Cusak, LOL! I suspect he'll soon be sharing the same bathtub with Olberman, weeping in his blanky as Keith screams at the ceiling.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2025 07:57 PM (AdHga)

74 72 Yeah I enjoyed Breaking Away quite a bit but Oscar?

There are a bunch of films that make me scratch my head, especially lately.

Get this: they just, this year, added in a requirement that all of the people who vote on best film have to actually watch the movie.

Kramer vs Kramer actually won that year but Breaking Away was nominated. But the competition wasn't strong: Normal Rae, Apocalypse Now, and All That Jazz were the other nominees. I think Apocalypse Now is a really interesting and memorable movie but best? Its pretty flawed and doesn't even really have a story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (2VST1


Apocalypse Now did crush the cinematography part though. Just superb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 07:58 PM (cWNll)

75 Mouse Cafe reminds me of mowing the lawn, as I was mowing along the fence line, a little mouse jumped out and ran along the chain link fence. Instead of dodging through he went straight ahead of the super loud mincing machine. I wasn't sure he would get away but he finally slipped under it and ran away. I could have served minced mouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:59 PM (2VST1)

76 Early explorers in Antarctica found that packing salted penguins in barrels for the long trip home was a serious mistake, as they later discovered "the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste". Many sailors perished rather than consume what was on the mephitic menu, or contracted brain worms from the syphilitic penguin meat.

Subsequent attempts at canning penguins failed miserably, as no one in their right mind would even consider eating canned penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 25, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

77
I suggest ladies get a business card set with "I like you" and a name and phone number on it and hand them to the fellow in these situations.

See, that's something we can get our hands on, something tangible. The drawback is that it has no plausible deniability. She cannot at any point go "no, that's not what I meant, I was just being nice"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

That's why it says "like" and not "lets have sex"

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 08:00 PM (n7h9X)

78 A H Lloyd, I'd to get just one signed copy of one of your books for a door prize at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:00 PM (oXfCm)

79 OK I don't like making fun of people's looks, because we all are unfortunate in some ways and all but... damn. Princess Kalina of Bulgaria

tinyurl.com/bulgaria-princess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:01 PM (2VST1)

80 I gotta say, the three fat guys showing their bellies in the ad I'm getting aren't the worst I've ever seen.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (oXfCm)


There was a Hotrod shop magazine back in the 90's that had "The Biggest Swimsuit Edition Ever" which sponsored on the cover thee extremely chubby biker looking guys with grey beards, fortunately wearing swim trunks and tee shirts, lounging on the fenders and hoods of tricked out hotrods.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 08:01 PM (D7oie)

81



Ben Had, My late buddy worked with both county and city at every leo duty there was, including undercover. His stories would keep you laughing for hours ‘hey what you boys doin’?’

68 m , there are no gay bars in Tyler
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:53 PM (oXfCm)

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 08:03 PM (LHPAg)

82 Wonder what that dog hang gliding thought

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 08:04 PM (ypFCm)

83 Read a theory about Apocalypse Now. That Capt. Willard did actually shoot himself at the beginning of the movie. The rest of the movie is just him doing a 'Dante's Inferno' on the way to hell. Doesn't quite do that IMO but I liked the idea. The movie had a dreamy/nightmare vibe to it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2025 08:05 PM (AdHga)

84 Happy vacation, Ace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 08:06 PM (NRF0d)

85 Apocalypse Now did crush the cinematography part though. Just superb.

Acting was good too, although apparently that breakdown at the beginning of the movie with Martin Sheen was not acting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:06 PM (2VST1)

86 I've wondered for a long time whether Kramer vs Kramer wasn't explicitly designed to "normalize" divorce in a US society where it was (then) still frowned upon?

Or am I just trying to hard to make something out of nothing?

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 08:06 PM (TN0g+)

87 Early explorers in Antarctica found that packing salted penguins in barrels for the long trip home was a serious mistake, as they later discovered "the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste". Many sailors perished rather than consume what was on the mephitic menu, or contracted brain worms from the syphilitic penguin meat.

Subsequent attempts at canning penguins failed miserably, as no one in their right mind would even consider eating canned penguin.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 08:08 PM (g47mK)

88 "The Administration's arrest of a sitting judge in Wisconsin is a drastic move that threatens the rule of law."
-Amy Klobuchar

"In America, the law is king. Everyone has to follow the laws."
-also Amy Klobuchar

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:09 PM (2VST1)

89 runner at April 25, 2025 08:08 PM (g47mK)

Well said.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 08:09 PM (viF8m)

90 Re the Japan Mouse commercials. Japan Mouse fixes your computer. Their ads rely on cute (for Japanese version of cute, pretty appealing to a Westerner, but a little strange) girls who cosplay just a little as mice, plus a lot of completely lost on a gaijin word play (must be a native speaker to really get it) plus a little bit of what is essentially who’s on first in Japanese. You can find an English subtitled longer ad on YouTube where everything is explained, but even then it goes by so fast that you as a gaijin are left way far behind.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:10 PM (12Bbv)

91 79 OK I don't like making fun of people's looks, because we all are unfortunate in some ways and all but... damn. Princess Kalina of Bulgaria

tinyurl.com/bulgaria-princess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:01 PM (2VST1
I thought they couldn’t stand direct sunlight?

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 08:10 PM (LHPAg)

92 Yeah, I read that about Sheen. They had to get him help afterwards. He actually punches the mirror and cuts his hand open. All real blood.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:11 PM (cWNll)

93
Hey Amy,

Eating a salad with a comb should threaten the rule of law. Wait, didn't you lambast the aide who forgot the fork??

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 08:11 PM (3ek7K)

94 Or am I just trying to hard to make something out of nothing?

No, I think there's something to that. Hollywood did that a lot over the years, but they aren't very good at it any more and their impact is very reduced.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:11 PM (2VST1)

95 Or am I just trying to hard to make something out of nothing?
Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 08:06 PM (TN0g

I don't think you're wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:11 PM (cWNll)

96 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

Posted by: Dog on a hang glider at April 25, 2025 08:11 PM (u73oe)

97 > OK I don't like making fun of people's looks, because we all are unfortunate in some ways and all but... damn. Princess Kalina of Bulgaria
---------
That's a man, baby.

Or maybe a Gorilla. Either way, it's male. Or trans. Or alien.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Q4IgG)

98

I thought comment 96 was runner, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 08:13 PM (3ek7K)

99 tinyurl.com/bulgaria-princess

That’s a man! baby.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:14 PM (12Bbv)

100 County in Minnisota has renamed itself

www.blueearthcountymn.gov

really.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 08:14 PM (MJMyx)

101 What is it with blue? I always associate it with deoxygenated blood

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:16 PM (oXfCm)

102 I improved @76 with @87.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

103 The county of Blue Earth was created after a division of the Minnesota Territory on March 5, 1853, from portions of Dakota County and free territory. It was named for the Blue Earth River.[6]
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Is this an indication that they started out, you know, on an elliptic?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 08:17 PM (MJMyx)

104 I don't know nothing about dogs on gliders.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

105
She cannot at any point go "no, that's not what I meant, I was just being nice"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

___________

I've never had a woman flirt with me. How can you tell? Then again, I'm nothing but an empty space.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 08:18 PM (QnmlO)

106 I thought they couldn’t stand direct sunlight?

Shouldn't someone in her position have people to help her dress?

"perhaps madame would prefer something with sleeves... and a veil."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:18 PM (2VST1)

107 A wholesale vegan butcher is a lumberjack.
A retail vegan butcher is a greengrocer.

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile here at April 25, 2025 08:19 PM (sPQoU)

108 27 This is one of those titles I could see corrupted into another word. Muskafee. Mosscafay

Moscovy?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:19 PM (12Bbv)

109 Some people should opt for a burqha.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:20 PM (oXfCm)

110 Vegan butcher was sort of hawt.

Too bad she won't have anything to do with my meat. Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 25, 2025 08:20 PM (ufFY8)

111 You can strike at the truth but the facts will come thru.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 25, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

112 Years ago in Vegas:

Me: That chick is really coming on to me.

My Buddy: That’s a hooker, dumbass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2025 08:21 PM (u73oe)

113 I improved @76 with @87.
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 08:17 PM


There'll be an extra bit of Surströmming in your sushi ration this week.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 25, 2025 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

114 > Don't forget to pack your crocs!!!
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

And white socks.

The "crocs 'n socks" look is all the rage in the Beautiful People hangouts this summer.


Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at April 25, 2025 08:22 PM (W5ArC)

115 I've never had a woman flirt with me. How can you tell?

I am not sure... if I have or not, ever?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:22 PM (2VST1)

116 Plantmonger sounds better.

Maybe Floramonger?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2025 08:22 PM (7J06y)

117 104 I don't know nothing about dogs on gliders.
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

It explains how the dog shit got on the roof. I thought we had condors.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 25, 2025 08:24 PM (pIfcn)

118 A dating coach reveals some signs a woman is interested in you:

https://tinyurl.com/mr4v3mbc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 08:25 PM (0sNs1)

119 Moscovy?

That's a good one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:25 PM (2VST1)

120 Years ago I was at a dance and this women, just my type, really came on to me in an aggressive sexual manner. Just when l thought I was some kind of stud, she began listing options and prices. Chagrined, I turned her down and left.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:25 PM (12Bbv)

121 > It explains how the dog shit got on the roof. I thought we had condors.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 25, 2025 08:24 PM (pIfcn)

We had a tourist's yappy dog taken by an eagle here some years ago.

They let it out of the RV to crap and that was all she wrote. Witnesses reported that the old lady was shrieking and crying, while the old man was all "Yes!"

There's a reason for the Tundra cartoon captioned "Alaska: step out of the tour bus and into the food chain."

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at April 25, 2025 08:27 PM (W5ArC)

122 Learned never to slow dance in a Cowboy bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:27 PM (oXfCm)

123 Women flirt with men?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:27 PM (cWNll)

124 DJT tweeting about the draft. (the sportball draft)

Driving the dum dums crazy. lol.

What I love about it is they hate hate hate it when he has fun.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (0HaGk)

125 I have a few times , but wasn't playing so ignored the moments

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (ypFCm)

126 Princess Kalina of Bulgaria

tinyurl.com/bulgaria-princess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:01 PM (2VST1)

What.Was.That?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (ufFY8)

127 Learned never to slow dance in a Cowboy bar.

Just line dancing to Achey Breakey Heart?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (2VST1)

128 Define "flirt".

Posted by: If she's breathing? at April 25, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

129 Women flirt with men?

I've seen it in movies and on TV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:30 PM (2VST1)

130 Women flirt with men?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:27 PM


Of course they do. In fact, they always make the first move. You just have to be paying attention.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

131 "Women flirt with men?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I seen it in a movie.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

132 Christopher Taylor, there aren't many songs I detest more than that. Line dancing came about because people forgot what dancing was like.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:31 PM (oXfCm)

133 Y'all know that The Paolo sells treasure maps, where g marks the spot, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2025 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

134 Washington scored the equalizer after Montreal went ahead 2-1.

Don't know if "Ovenchicken" scored the first goal.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2025 08:31 PM (ufFY8)

135 126 Princess Kalina of Bulgaria

tinyurl.com/bulgaria-princess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:01 PM (2VST1)

What.Was.That?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (ufFY


Oh horse shit. That's an extra from that new series Fallout on Amazon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:31 PM (cWNll)

136 "Y'all know that The Paolo sells treasure maps, where g marks the spot, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Are we still talking about flirting?

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

137 Ace, when you come back you owe us a link to the golden whale watcher. Honestly, i don't know if I'll survive a week without the Cafe'.

Posted by: Born Free at April 25, 2025 08:33 PM (raD1m)

138 Later in life, I struck gold with my late wife. We really loved each other very much and very passionately. Decades later the passion had cooled somewhat, but the love was still there.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:33 PM (12Bbv)

139 Oh horse shit. That's an extra from that new series Fallout on Amazon.

I saw some pictures of her when she was younger, she always had that wierd high goblin nose and odd features but they have only gotten... more exaggerated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:35 PM (2VST1)

140 Kalina let man know she like by hit head with club, drag off into cave.

That what Kalina do.

Posted by: Princess Kalina at April 25, 2025 08:35 PM (W5ArC)

141 Spring is such a fantastic time around here. Fall is the best but Spring is pretty special.

Guest bedroom is always ready for you Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 08:35 PM (viF8m)

142 Been watching weird British series lateky on Prime. Seems like the women flirt with the guys, and they are all dudes of some non-white colo(u)r.

Into the second episode of Generation Z, and I can't quite decide if it is a darkish satire of generations, as the older generation seem to be "smart zombies".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2025 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

143 Line dancing came about because people forgot what dancing was like.

Sadly, part of my language classes in high school was "cultural" study in which mostly we did these cringy circle folk dances. I hated it. All of it. I wished I would know ahead of time when the teachers was gonna pop those on us so I could get sick that day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:36 PM (2VST1)

144 I think an early Saturday morning prayer is in order.
Lord,
Let Ace rest in peace and then get back to work.
For free, for all of us here.
Kind of like JC.
Amen.

Sorry for any offense.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 25, 2025 08:36 PM (mMAM5)

145 Ben Had, instapundit for awhile had some 250lb woman with her belly showing trying to close the clasp on her pants.
The Right has a real problem attracting non shitty advertisers.
Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:38 PM (gVhuc)

I maintain that whatever entity runs Ace's adserver is deliberately trying to drive viewers away from the site by serving only the most disgusting ads possible.

Posted by: Her Cats at April 25, 2025 08:36 PM (8zz6B)

146
I just read the Bulgarian Princess had some major dental issues. She developed some type of infection up in her nasal cavity that apparently caused some of the damage to her face.

Boy howdy, I wouldn't go out in public. She's very brave.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K)

147 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me. I had just met Princess Kalina. I turned around to pick up a flute of champagne, when suddenly the world went black, and I woke up in a cave ...

Posted by: That Guy who just met Princess Kalina at April 25, 2025 08:38 PM (0sNs1)

148 Local Farcebook has a post of some homeless copulating under a tarp on a Methodist church steps.
Lovely.

I wish they would just go to LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2025 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

149 Acting was good too, although apparently that breakdown at the beginning of the movie with Martin Sheen was not acting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:06 PM (2VST1)

He was tripping on acid.

Posted by: The freak out was indeed real at April 25, 2025 08:40 PM (TbWk/)

150 What language has a culture with cringey circle dance? Wait there are English circle dances! But I don’t think they’re cringey, just not very well known.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:40 PM (12Bbv)

151 146
I just read the Bulgarian Princess had some major dental issues. She developed some type of infection up in her nasal cavity that apparently caused some of the damage to her face.

Boy howdy, I wouldn't go out in public. She's very brave.
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K

Wow. That sucks.

At least she's rich.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:40 PM (cWNll)

152 What language has a culture with cringey circle dance?

Evidently both Germany and Russia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (2VST1)

153 I wasn't sure he would get away but he finally slipped under it and ran away. I could have served minced mouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:59 PM (2VST1)

If you ran over a sparrow, you'd have shredded tweet.

Posted by: Her Cats at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (8zz6B)

154 "Sadly, part of my language classes in high school was "cultural" study in which mostly we did these cringy circle folk dances. I hated it. All of it. I wished I would know ahead of time when the teachers was gonna pop those on us so I could get sick that day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

We had to square dance sometimes in gym class if it was raining. A few times I even danced with a cousin. That's it though. Really. She hated me.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

155

Diana's sister Rosalind placed third in her class at the National Specialty today. Her Majesty thought she should have been first or second, but from what she told me earlier, Ros is out of shape. Daddy will get to work on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (QnmlO)

156 112 Years ago in Vegas:

Me: That chick is really coming on to me.

My Buddy: That’s a hooker, dumbass.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2025 08:21 PM (u73oe)
They usually go the other way when they see me.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 08:43 PM (LHPAg)

157 153 I wasn't sure he would get away but he finally slipped under it and ran away. I could have served minced mouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:59 PM (2VST1)

If you ran over a sparrow, you'd have shredded tweet.
Posted by: Her Cats at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (8zz6B

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:43 PM (cWNll)

158 Anyone seen Marc Almond lately? He is a walking advertisement for men not getting plastic surgery. Like Al Jorgensen advertises not getting face tats

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 08:43 PM (pjEN2)

159 Women flirt with men?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:27 PM (cWNll)

They'll glance in your direction for .83 seconds instead of .37 seconds. It's your fault for not picking up on the overt signs.

Posted by: She's practically throwing herself at you at April 25, 2025 08:45 PM (TbWk/)

160 Anyone seen Marc Almond lately? He is a walking advertisement for men not getting plastic surgery.

George Clooney looks uncanny valley lately as well. His hair is all dyed black for a play and he looks ridiculous.

you'd have shredded tweet.

Its musically deliciouis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:45 PM (2VST1)

161
They'll glance in your direction for .83 seconds instead of .37 seconds. It's your fault for not picking up on the overt signs.
Posted by: She's practically throwing herself at you at April 25, 2025 08:45 PM (TbWk


How do you know if it's flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:46 PM (cWNll)

162 Or maybe a Gorilla. Either way, it's male. Or trans. Or alien.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Q4IgG)

She looks like like a full-blooded Neanderthaler. And with those arms, it looks like she could roll me into a ball and shoot a three-pointer.

Posted by: Her Cats at April 25, 2025 08:47 PM (8zz6B)

163 The Me Too moment probably ended flirting for a while.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:49 PM (cWNll)

164 "How do you know if it's flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt?
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

It might be both.

Posted by: An optimist at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

165 If you can’t tell if she’s flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt, you have mustard on your shirt.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (12Bbv)

166 >>>Golden retriever works on whale-watch boat barking at whales, just to let people know they're there. After 11 years of barking at whales, one finally came over

Sounds like an interesting video. Probably be even better if there was a link to it, Lamont.

Someone checked out early for their vacation. lol

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (klJTj)

167 And with those arms, it looks like she could roll me into a ball and shoot a three-pointer.

Yeah I can buy some surgical damage to the face (although she's looked somewhat like that for decades) but why does it look like she can bench a Miata?

The Me Too moment probably ended flirting for a while./i]

I have read more than one article and seen more than one video of women complaining that guys just pay no attention to them in the office any more. Like they don't exist. And that at least some offices hire few women just to avoid the problem or even the hint of an appearance of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (2VST1)

168 Did I miss a caption or something? What kind of tree is that up top?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (12Bbv)

169 >>Women flirt with men?

Of course they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (viF8m)

170 Years ago in Vegas on honeymoon with crazy first wife, hooker comes on to me -- given how that marriage worked out, I should have taken her up on her offer.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2025 08:52 PM (IDphi)

171 I looked over and just realized again how much apple juice in a glass looks like a tumbler full of urine.

And you know, I have just got to stop pissing in tumblers

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie)

172 165 If you can’t tell if she’s flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt, you have mustard on your shirt.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (12Bbv
You have mustard on your shirt and your pants are unzipped. What the heck you been doing?

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 08:53 PM (LHPAg)

173 Here's a link to Macy the whale-watching Golden Retriever:

https://tinyurl.com/46vu4cdh

Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2025 08:53 PM (3ImbR)

174 I wonder how hookers pick their marks. "He looks like he has more money than sense..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:54 PM (2VST1)

175 I have read more than one article and seen more than one video of women complaining that guys just pay no attention to them in the office any more. Like they don't exist. And that at least some offices hire few women just to avoid the problem or even the hint of an appearance of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (2VST1)

Too much "like, oh my GAWD, that creep from IT like totally said I looked nice today! Total ick! I'm going to HR and making a complaint!"

Posted by: It's not harassment if you're a stud at April 25, 2025 08:54 PM (TbWk/)

176 What, Ace is going on vacation?
How can a made-up algorithm go on vacation?

Posted by: RI Red at April 25, 2025 08:55 PM (Ht95S)

177 165 If you can’t tell if she’s flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt, you have mustard on your shirt.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (12Bbv
You have mustard on your shirt and your pants are unzipped. What the heck you been doing?
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 08:53 PM (LHPAg)

Dressing the hot dog IYKWIM

Posted by: Topping the frankfurter at April 25, 2025 08:55 PM (TbWk/)

178 168 Did I miss a caption or something? What kind of tree is that up top?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (12Bbv)

Here you go.
Oak tree about 800 years old,
Fredville Park, England - trees post - Imgur -
https://is.gd/SXE6y6

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2025 08:56 PM (klJTj)

179 Real Donnybrook between the Caps and Hans at the end of the second period. Fight starts on the ice and continues onto the bench. Old time hockey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2025 08:56 PM (u73oe)

180 I have a cousin that was a very expensive call girl in Vegas. She must have had supernatural powers in the sack because she was not a looker.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:56 PM (oXfCm)

181 I had a girl flirt with me once.

Sure, the teachers made everyone give out valentines candy to each other in kindergarten but she gave me that heart that said 'Maybe'.

I'll never forget it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2025 08:57 PM (cWNll)

182 Posted by: It's not harassment if you're a stud at April 25, 2025 08:54 PM (TbWk/)

Why don't you pick one handle and just stay with it instead of making various animadversions about women your changing handle? I'm sorry you're unhappy, but we probably can't help with that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 08:58 PM (JyhgO)

183 Massive fight in Montreal just before the intermission.

Habs up 3-2.
They scored with 8 seconds left.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2025 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

184 Yes pretty good Donnybrook. Go Habs go!

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2025 08:58 PM (IDphi)

185 Have a well-deserved vacation, Ace.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2025 08:59 PM (/3YYe)

186 >>Here's a link to Macy the whale-watching Golden Retriever:

Good girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 08:59 PM (viF8m)

187 I have a cousin that was a very expensive call girl in Vegas. She must have had supernatural powers in the sack because she was not a looker.


==


she was a good listener !

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 09:00 PM (g47mK)

188 Went to the fights once... a hockey game broke out.

Posted by: MkY at April 25, 2025 09:00 PM (cPGH3)

189 runner, she was good at something.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 09:01 PM (oXfCm)

190 NHL playoff season is the only time I miss having cable TV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2025 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)

191 Dog is telling me it's dinner time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 09:02 PM (8zz6B)

192
I keep getting told that European hockey doesn't have the fighting they have in the NHL. Except that the European players in the NHL fight just as enthusiastically as the Canadians and Americans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:02 PM (QnmlO)

193 My understanding is that retrievers are sort if dumb?

Well, they are smart to fear escalators.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 25, 2025 09:03 PM (ufFY8)

194 180 I have a cousin that was a very expensive call girl in Vegas. She must have had supernatural powers in the sack because she was not a looker.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 08:56 PM (oXfCm
Like Julia Roberts, huh? That explains Lyle Lovett.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 09:03 PM (LHPAg)

195 It seems Milwaukee judge has pushed Maryland Father out of the top spot for the affection of the left...

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:03 PM (YwEeS)

196 Hank is a snazzy dresser. I have never looked good in a suit.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2025 09:04 PM (IDphi)

197 A hooker and a shrink!

hahahah!

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 09:04 PM (g47mK)

198 The ostrich one is begging for the Inman treatment.

Posted by: GWB at April 25, 2025 09:04 PM (wbjSL)

199 I keep getting ads of MILFs with big racks.

Ad the occasional King Harv riding a shark.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 25, 2025 09:05 PM (ufFY8)

200 Hadrian, asking now if you will accept a hug in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 09:05 PM (oXfCm)

201 If you can’t tell if she’s flirting or if you have mustard on your shirt, you have mustard on your shirt.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM

Maybe she wants your Grey Poupon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2025 09:06 PM (Wnv9h)

202
asking now if you will accept a hug in October.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 09:05 PM (oXfCm)

_________

I'm getting the sickening feeling there may be shows in Belton that weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:06 PM (QnmlO)

203 Water dogs gotta water.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2025 09:07 PM (RIvkX)

204 jeezus

@disclosetv 3m
JUST IN - Virginia Giuffre, a prominent Jeffrey Epstein abuse survivor, "dies by suicide." — NBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2025 09:08 PM (mlg/3)

205 204 Trump's fault ofc, now the media will be interested

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:09 PM (YwEeS)

206 I have a cousin that was a very expensive call girl in Vegas. She must have had supernatural powers in the sack because she was not a looker.

------------

Growing up in Vegas in the 60s and 70s was a trip (don't recognize it now).

Had a fair number of friends (including my first girlfriend) whose fathers were in the mafia. Most of those kids got great jobs out of high school in the casinos parking cars (valets) and carrying bags (bellmen) -- making near minimum-wage but six figures annually in tax-free tips.

One of my buddies from football got THE primo gig at Caesar's Palace (the classiest & most expensive place back then): bellman who helped "run the hookers." Rich guys would come into town and ask him to arrange $1000/night hookers to visit their rooms -- and of course he'd get paid a decent referral fee.

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:10 PM (dZE4s)

207 ...Her Majesty thought she should have been first or second, but from what she told me earlier, Ros is out of shape. Daddy will get to work on her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (QnmlO)
====

Are you going to be her Chubby Checker??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2025 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

208

There was something strange about the accident Virginia had with a bus. Her version and the officials version.

It will be interesting to find out the truth.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 09:11 PM (3ek7K)

209 jeezus

@disclosetv 3m
JUST IN - Virginia Giuffre, a prominent Jeffrey Epstein abuse survivor, "dies by suicide." — NBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2025 09:08 PM (mlg/3)

-------------

Hillary 2028 -- I Have An Alibi!

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:11 PM (dZE4s)

210 91
Planet of the Apes reboot?

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile .... at April 25, 2025 09:12 PM (sPQoU)

211 One of my buddies from football got THE primo gig at Caesar's Palace (the classiest & most expensive place back then): bellman who helped "run the hookers." Rich guys would come into town and ask him to arrange $1000/night hookers to visit their rooms -- and of course he'd get paid a decent referral fee.

Not fair, we had to do that for free - JFK Secret Service Detail

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:12 PM (YwEeS)

212 @disclosetv 3m
JUST IN - Virginia Giuffre, a prominent Jeffrey Epstein abuse survivor, "dies by suicide." — NBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2025 09:08 PM (mlg/3)

A few weeks ago, she was crying that she had only a few days to live because she had been in a car wreck (in Perth, Australia) and her liver was destroyed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 09:12 PM (8zz6B)

213 117
It explains how the dog shit got on the roof. I thought we had condors.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 25, 2025 08:24 PM (pIfcn)
----
Hilarious!
How did you narrow it down to 'dog'?

Posted by: Ciampino - roofing treasures at April 25, 2025 09:15 PM (sPQoU)

214
Are you going to be her Chubby Checker??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2025 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

_________

Among Daddy's manifold duties is keeping the dogs being show in condition. And it's been effective.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:16 PM (QnmlO)

215
...Her Majesty thought she should have been first or second, but from what she told me earlier, Ros is out of shape. Daddy will get to work on her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 08:42 PM (QnmlO)
====

Are you going to be her Chubby Checker??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2025 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

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[Westminster Dog Show announcer:] Next up is Ros and -- hold on a minute -- There's A Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On!

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:16 PM (dZE4s)

216 Lori Vallow Calls Conviction for Murdering Husband 'a Bit of a Surprise,' Has Bizarre Excuse for Daughter's Death

“Well, I understand where Tylee is in heaven,” Lori said. “I know what she’s doing and where she is, so it’s been almost six years since she passed away.”
She added, “I mean, this is the catalyst, right? What happened with her and Charles was the catalyst of her killing herself. So I was precluded from talking about that. I was precluded from bringing that up. But the detectives obviously don’t say that she killed herself.”
Lori further claimed that she told her surviving son, Colby Ryan, that Tylee died by suicide after killing her younger brother J.J., per the outlet.

https://shorturl.at/PnMNr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:16 PM (L/fGl)

217 I didn't look, does the Bulgarian princess have a unibrow? Because I expect a unibrow.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:16 PM (YwEeS)

218 Re the princess:

She was left badly disfigured after a dental procedure resulted in infection that spread to her nasal cartilage. The infection left permanent facial damage. At the time she was on an expedition and not near medical help. She almost died. She was saved by emergency surgery back home.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2025 09:18 PM (cvWHI)

219 >>My understanding is that retrievers are sort if dumb?


My last Golden was a pretty typical goof ball. Absolutely loved ever person he ever met.

We were out for a walk in Boston one day and ran into Leslie Bibb who was in town for some acting thing. She spent about 15 minutes covering him with kisses and love. Her boyfriend who was with her, Sam Rockwell, was not happy and looked at me as if it was my fault. Made me smile which made him even more unhappy.

Not bad for a dumbass dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

220 She must have had supernatural powers in the sack because she was not a looker.

Maybe she was the best in the house at faking attraction to back hair and big sagging guts

Growing up in Vegas in the 60s and 70s was a trip (don't recognize it now).

The mob ran Vegas way better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:19 PM (2VST1)

221 DJT tweeting about the draft. (the sportball draft)

Driving the dum dums crazy. lol.

What I love about it is they hate hate hate it when he has fun.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2025 08:28 PM (0HaGk)

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Nothing embitters a miserable lefty Karen scold more than a happy, funny person enjoying and living a productive life.

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:20 PM (dZE4s)

222
Crikey. I'd rather sneak into the Silverback Gorilla enclosure at the local zoo and get some monkey lovin' than contemplate snu snu with Princess Kalina.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 25, 2025 09:21 PM (MsrgL)

223 We were out for a walk in Boston one day and ran into Leslie Bibb who was in town for some acting thing.

Was she the reporter in Iron Man? The girl that Pepper Potts had to show out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:21 PM (2VST1)

224
Nothing embitters a miserable lefty Karen scold more than a happy, funny person enjoying and living a productive life.
Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:20 PM (dZE4s)

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Hell is having to listen to Elizabeth Warren, forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:22 PM (QnmlO)

225 Those were springers, after the guy's shoe. I've had four, all males, and all given away at the age that most people can't deal with their energy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2025 09:22 PM (cvWHI)

226 170
'given how that marriage worked out, I should have taken her up on her offer.'

Probably would have cost you less. Run the numbers next time.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 09:23 PM (3wi/L)

227 Nothing embitters a miserable lefty Karen scold more than a happy, funny person enjoying and living a productive life.

Remember the NY Times (I believe) columnist that wrote that Trump being at the Superbowl "ruined it"? LOL

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:23 PM (YwEeS)

228 The mob ran Vegas way better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:19 PM (2VST1)

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Oh yeah; I have lots of stories along those lines ... my favorite being a guy (everybody hated on the football team in high school) trying to rob a downtown casino (to feed his steroid habit which eventually led to a brief NFL career) by snatching a "drop box" being collected by security guards from one of the gaming tables in the middle of the night.

He was immediately met by other security once outside the casino, and instead of calling the police -- they took him to a nearby alley and beat the sh*t out of him. Last time he tried that stunt ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:24 PM (dZE4s)

229 Regarding flirting women, I had a woman and her boyfriend flirt with me at a hotel bar in Europe. She kept touching my arm and smiling at me.
The next day I realized they wanted a threesome. I was on a vacation with my wife and kids and just wanted a beer and to be left alone.
Tales of the Terrible American Lover to be released with George Clooney playing the cucked boyfriend, Reece Witherspoon the ignored woman and Guy Pearce as the clueless American abroad.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 25, 2025 09:25 PM (mMAM5)

230 We were featured last night, but today is International Penguin Day, irregardless. We are accepting buckets of herring until midnight. You can substitute menhaden in case you are herring-deficient.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 25, 2025 09:25 PM (G5+As)

231 Oh yeah; I have lots of stories along those lines

They made more money at the casinos even with the mob guys taking a suitcase out every day LOL. If it hadn't been for the hole in the wall guys I think they could have gotten away with it much longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:27 PM (2VST1)

232 Jack-n-the-Box closing up to 200 ‘underperforming’ locations.

Why are they underperforming? Crappy locations? Crappy upper management choosing unqualified subordinates? hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:27 PM (MJMyx)

233 Virgina Guiffre committed suicide.

Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (pZEOD)

234 Lori further claimed that she told her surviving son, Colby Ryan, that Tylee died by suicide after killing her younger brother J.J., per the outlet.

https://shorturl.at/PnMNr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:16 PM (L/fGl)

If Idaho needs volunteers for the firing squad, I am available. That bitch is evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (8zz6B)

235 Any good small Tennessee towns I should visit? If I find a winner I might move. Some wants: 90 minutes to a bigger city, affordable real estate, has pubs, music, good restaurants, good motorcycle roads, and guns are encouraged.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (amnH6)

236 Jack-n-the-Box closing up to 200 ‘underperforming’ locations.

Turns out bad food targeting late night stoners getting the munchies isn't a great business model. Their menu is the biggest of any fast food joint and almost nothing is any good on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (2VST1)

237 To be fair, most of the left have never attended any sort of Bible study so their understanding mostly comes from the Peanuts Christmas special..but Jesus and his early followers got their largest pushback from...the traditional Jewish establishment. They had put too much effort into getting credentialed and established to want anybody and their ideas to upset their status quo. Romans could care less about the theology of the Jews. All they wanted was the Jews under control. The Jewish top establishment would work with them to keep the lid on so Romans would go along with them to an extent. They feared that Jesus was interested in leading some sort of uprising but once they determined He didn't intend to be that sort of king they didn't really care. Pilate just wanted to keep the top Jews agreeable.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 25, 2025 09:29 PM (3/XaG)

238 Good evening good people.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2025 09:30 PM (vKNmo)

239 Re the princess:

She was left badly disfigured after a dental procedure resulted in infection that spread to her nasal cartilage. The infection left permanent facial damage. At the time she was on an expedition and not near medical help. She almost died. She was saved by emergency surgery back home.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2025 09:18 PM (cvWHI)

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Yikes!

I recently became aware of a tender bump in my gums and thought I'd better have it checked (because I've heard that untreated dental abscesses or infections -- if left untreated -- can possibly infect the brain and kill you).

Good call -- a 25-year-old root canal had become reinfected, so was able to get that properly treated.

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:30 PM (dZE4s)

240 Turns out bad food targeting late night stoners getting the munchies isn't a great business model. Their menu is the biggest of any fast food joint and almost nothing is any good on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (2VST1)

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Those 99 cent mystery tacos used to be good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 09:31 PM (hY4dx)

241 235 Any good small Tennessee towns I should visit? If I find a winner I might move. Some wants: 90 minutes to a bigger city, affordable real estate, has pubs, music, good restaurants, good motorcycle roads, and guns are encouraged.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (amnH6)

Sounds like Knik to me.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 25, 2025 09:31 PM (a4NoL)

242 Virgina Guiffre committed suicide.
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2025 09:28 PM (pZEOD)

Oh God. That poor woman.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 25, 2025 09:31 PM (ipN0W)

243
This woman doing the Caps-Habs game is dreadful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:31 PM (QnmlO)

244 Mob knew how to make money. MBAs know how to make a spreadsheet look good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:32 PM (MJMyx)

245 Any good small Tennessee towns I should visit? If I find a winner I might move. Some wants: 90 minutes to a bigger city, affordable real estate, has pubs, music, good restaurants, good motorcycle roads, and guns are encouraged.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Try Cookeville/Crossville/Fairfield Glade TN. as a possibility. Meets many, but not all of your requirements. Reach out for more details.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2025 09:32 PM (vKNmo)

246 The Legendary Shedeur Sanders didn't get drafted in the NFL 2nd round. So, so, so, sad. Apparently the prima donna position is not priority this season. This is so excellent.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:32 PM (amnH6)

247 Major #winning
nsf.gov/updates-on-priorities
To keep getting funding, the NSF is no longer doing DEI or blocking malinformation

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 09:32 PM (mDaFw)

248 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2025 09:33 PM (KnnTg)

249 242 Virgina Guiffre committed suicide.
Posted by: Piper
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Like Epstein, she became a problem not a prop.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:33 PM (MJMyx)

250
Mob knew how to make money. MBAs know how to make a spreadsheet look good.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:32 PM (MJMyx)

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You could get an equal number of blueberries in each muffin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:33 PM (QnmlO)

251 Virginia Guiffre tits up.

https://tinyurl.com/4cchtznf

The Independent: Virginia Giuffre, prominent survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse, dies by suicide

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2025 09:34 PM (KnnTg)

252 Why are they underperforming? Crappy locations? Crappy upper management choosing unqualified subordinates? hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:27 PM (MJMyx)

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F. Joe Mugabe's starveflation at least doubled fast food prices since 2020 -- and the ridiculous minimum wage laws aren't helping.

We used to get a pound of brisket at the local BBQ places around here for about $10/pound. Now it's $24/pound.

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2025 09:35 PM (dZE4s)

253 You could get an equal number of blueberries in each muffin.

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Al Pacino, Andy Garcia or Robert DiZero? I can't place it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 09:35 PM (hY4dx)

254 OK, Bible scholars. My wife's friend contents that years ago when she was a child, her minister father told her a very beautiful Bible story about Jesus curing a crippled man by removing petals from a pansy which eventually grows to resemble the crippled man and, as it does, the man is healed. Ring any bells?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (L/fGl)

255 Try Cookeville/Crossville/Fairfield Glade TN. as a possibility. Meets many, but not all of your requirements. Reach out for more details.
Posted by: Tonypete

I saw a you tube video about Fairfield Glade today. That area was looking pretty good. I will reach out as I get further along with my planning my road trip.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (amnH6)

256 Just watched a cool 50s sci-fi movie on TCM.

But then that commie stooge Ben Mangy-wits had to ruin it with his hyperventilating “Red Scare” outtro.

Screw that bolshie.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (77rzZ)

257
The lockdowns killed off a lot of restaurants.

In my opinion, it was criminal what happened because of the pandemic and lockdowns.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (3ek7K)

258 The Independent: Virginia Giuffre, prominent survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse, dies by suicide
Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2025 09:34 PM (KnnTg)

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It's a heartbreaking tragedy.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2026 at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (hY4dx)

259 Hi Robert

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 09:37 PM (D7oie)

260 Al Pacino, Andy Garcia or Robert DiZero? I can't place it.

DeNiro, apparently the character he was playing really did have that discussion in real life LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:37 PM (2VST1)

261 254 Nope. Sounds like some New-Testament apocrypha.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:37 PM (77rzZ)

262 254 OK, Bible scholars. My wife's friend contents that years ago when she was a child, her minister father told her a very beautiful Bible story about Jesus curing a crippled man by removing petals from a pansy which eventually grows to resemble the crippled man and, as it does, the man is healed. Ring any bells?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (L/fGl)

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Did he have scrofula? She might be confusing Jesus with King Arthur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 09:37 PM (hY4dx)

263 Re Epstein and Guiffre, people forget that being rented out as a child is not good for the adult she (or he) should grow into.
I am using the word "people" to refer to politicians. Maybe I shouldn't.

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (mDaFw)

264 Shedeur Sanders draft disaster blamed on racism ... - Fox News

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (MJMyx)

265 OK, Bible scholars. My wife's friend contents that years ago when she was a child, her minister father told her a very beautiful Bible story about Jesus curing a crippled man by removing petals from a pansy which eventually grows to resemble the crippled man and, as it does, the man is healed. Ring any bells?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (L/fGl)

I mean her father very likely told her that story but it wasn't biblical which makes him a lying sonovabitch fit only for the fires of HAAAAAYLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (KnnTg)

266 But then that commie stooge Ben Mangy-wits had to ruin it with his hyperventilating “Red Scare” outtro.

we all miss Robert Osborne more every day.

her minister father told her a very beautiful Bible story about Jesus curing a crippled man by removing petals from a pansy which eventually grows to resemble the crippled man and, as it does, the man is healed.

not in the Bible, possibly one of those alternate "gospels" or just a traditional story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (2VST1)

267 235 Any good small Tennessee towns I should visit? If I find a winner I might move. Some wants: 90 minutes to a bigger city, affordable real estate, has pubs, music, good restaurants, good motorcycle roads, and guns are encouraged.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Pretty much anything 30 or 40 miles to either side of I-65 just North of the 'bama line. Pubs? You mean country watering holes with rusting Jax Beer signs? Good restaurants can be the 80 year old dude making bbq at the wide spot in the road gas station. Music? Nashville is right there, Muscle Shoals is just as close.

Motorcycle roads? The Trans America Trail runs through there.
https://www.gpskevinadventurerides.com
/trans-america-trail

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (MsrgL)

268 In my opinion, it was criminal what happened because of the pandemic and lockdowns.
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (3ek7K)


And the suicides, and death by negligence and forced vaccinations with experimental treatments, and remdesevir, and the apparent murders. Yeah.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 09:39 PM (D7oie)

269 Hi Robert
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 09:37 PM (D7oie)

'Sup?

Posted by: Robert, trying to be cool at April 25, 2025 09:39 PM (KnnTg)

270 >>Turns out bad food targeting late night stoners getting the munchies isn't a great business model. Their menu is the biggest of any fast food joint and almost nothing is any good on it.

Has nothing to do with the food. Has to do with leftist policies.

Turns out mandating stupid minimum wage policies have a cost.

>>Jack in the Box, headquartered in San Diego, currently operates and franchises 2,200 fast-food restaurants across 22 states. The locations are primarily on the West Coast and the Midwest.

https://tinyurl.com/mrybk5a8

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 09:40 PM (viF8m)

271 The Egerton Papyrus had a botanic story so I dunno what they while thing said

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 09:40 PM (mDaFw)

272 The Independent: Virginia Giuffre, prominent survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse, dies by suicide
Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2025 09:34 PM (KnnTg)

Did she ever name any of the other Epstein clients to whom she was trafficked, besides Prince Andrew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 09:40 PM (8zz6B)

273 Pretty much anything 30 or 40 miles to either side of I-65 just North of the 'bama line. Pubs? You mean country watering holes with rusting Jax Beer signs? Good restaurants can be the 80 year old dude making bbq at the wide spot in the road gas station. Music? Nashville is right there, Muscle Shoals is just as close.

Motorcycle roads? The Trans America Trail runs through there.
https://www.gpskevinadventurerides.com
/trans-america-trail

Posted by: BifBewalski

That was an excellent translation of my some wants list.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:40 PM (amnH6)

274
Kindltot,

Yep and there will never be a reckoning for the assholes who planned it.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (3ek7K)

275
Shedeur Sanders draft disaster blamed on racism ... - Fox News
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (MJMyx)

__________

How you know someone went to Colorado without knowing they went to Colorado.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (QnmlO)

276 All visas are cancelled.

Pakistani citizens have to leave India immediately. And that is how it is done. India’s Prime Minister Modi announced: “India will identify, track and punish every terrorist, their handlers and their backers.

We will pursue them to the ends of the earth.
India’s spirit will never be broken by terrorism.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (MJMyx)

277 'Sup?
Posted by: Robert, trying to be cool at April 25, 2025 09:39 PM (KnnTg)


I planted an apple tree, which may or may not survive, I stacked wood, and I made a pizza.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (D7oie)

278 Also, The Epic of Gilgamesh occurs to me. That Enkidu had some weird powers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (hY4dx)

279 254 OK, Bible scholars. My wife's friend contents that years ago when she was a child, her minister father told her a very beautiful Bible story about Jesus curing a crippled man by removing petals from a pansy which eventually grows to resemble the crippled man and, as it does, the man is healed. Ring any bells?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 09:36 PM (L/fGl
Jesus healed the man’s withered hand without touching him. He just told the man ‘stretch forth your hand.’ This was after asking the Jews ‘is it better to do evil or good?’ because it was on Sabbath day.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2025 09:41 PM (LHPAg)

280 There was so much apocryphal Biblical lore, both Jewish and Christian, floating around back in the day, that it boggles the imagination.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

281 The fight in Montreal involving Tom Wilson (43) on the bench was incredible-he drove the linesman and a Montreal player several feet down the players bench. Don't like him much but what a great hockey player.

Posted by: Glenn at April 25, 2025 09:42 PM (8gHvT)

282 Shedeur Sanders draft disaster blamed on racism ... - Fox News
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:38 PM (MJMyx)

He's black, and doesn't look like a thug. That's his problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 09:43 PM (8zz6B)

283 276 My guess is no judge will place an injunction ...

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 09:44 PM (YwEeS)

284 Only pubs in my state are uptown, over priced watering holes.
Now, if you're interested in ice-houses there are plenty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:44 PM (MJMyx)

285
“India will identify, track and punish every terrorist, their handlers and their backers."

__________

"No you won't." - "Random" District Judge #342

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:44 PM (QnmlO)

286 All visas are cancelled.

Pakistani citizens have to leave India immediately. And that is how it is done. India’s Prime Minister Modi announced: “India will identify, track and punish every terrorist, their handlers and their backers.

We will pursue them to the ends of the earth.
India’s spirit will never be broken by terrorism.”
Posted by: Braenyard

Have the ACLU and the State of New Mexico filed law suits over this outrage?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:45 PM (amnH6)

287
A.P., if you do come down, hollar at me. Smash & I make day trips on the bikes nearly every weekend. I'm doing the TAT from Elkmont Tn -to- Corinth Ms this July. Gonna try to get my coworker ewetoober buddy to come with and see what kind of camping gear goodies he has this time.

https://www.youtube.com/
@BBombsBigAdventure

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 25, 2025 09:45 PM (MsrgL)

288 There was so much apocryphal Biblical lore, both Jewish and Christian, floating around back in the day

Yeah, some of it showed up in the Quran. Basically Muhammad believed every story he was told and added it to his false book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:46 PM (2VST1)

289 Lady bullies ostrich: lucky she didn't get a powerful kick up her ass.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2025 09:47 PM (4x8rv)

290 Only pubs in my state are uptown, over priced watering holes.Now, if you're interested in ice-houses there are plenty. Posted by: Braenyard

What are these ice-houses that you speak of? They sound most interesting.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:48 PM (amnH6)

291 288 CRT, agreed.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:48 PM (77rzZ)

292
Lady bullies ostrich: lucky she didn't get a powerful kick up her ass.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2025 09:47 PM (4x8rv)

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Ostriches are nasty birds who won't put up with your crap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:49 PM (QnmlO)

293 Hey, All. Prayers, please, for safe travels for my son. He’s on his way to Spain to visit his girlfriend.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:50 PM (77rzZ)

294
What are these ice-houses that you speak of? They sound most interesting.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:48 PM (amnH6)

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I don't drink myself, but ice houses are one of the charms of Texas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2025 09:51 PM (QnmlO)

295 India: "We will pursue them to the ends of the earth."

But it's a sphere, where are the ends?

Posted by: Ciampino - maybe it is flat? at April 25, 2025 09:51 PM (sPQoU)

296
But it's a sphere, where are the ends?
Posted by: Ciampino - maybe it is flat? at April 25, 2025 09:51 PM (sPQoU

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Sure, they TELL you it's a sphere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 09:52 PM (hY4dx)

297 India: "We will pursue them to the ends of the earth."

But it's a sphere, where are the ends?

Posted by: Ciampino - maybe it is flat?

Myabe they mean they'll be the proverbial cat knocking shit off the edges. Shit being knocked off are Pakis.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 25, 2025 09:52 PM (MsrgL)

298 But it's a sphere, where are the ends?

"Drag him out back and beat him with wooden rods"
--Indian Prime Minister

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 09:52 PM (2VST1)

299 I don't drink myself, but ice houses are one of the charms of Texas. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Did a search. Those are a thang. I like.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:54 PM (amnH6)

300 293 Hey, All. Prayers, please, for safe travels for my son. He’s on his way to Spain to visit his girlfriend.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Hey Bulg, does he know that it rains mainly in the plain there? Tell him to keep to the higher ground.

Posted by: Ciampino - maybe it is flat as a plain? at April 25, 2025 09:54 PM (sPQoU)

301 >>>What are these ice-houses that you speak of? They sound most interesting.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:48 PM (amnH6)
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Best answer I could find

https://tinyurl.com/y6rskj6j

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 09:55 PM (MJMyx)

302 Those Mouse commercials make the 4 1/2 years I've been trying to cram Japanese into my brain worth it.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at April 25, 2025 09:55 PM (ERYKL)

303 300 His mom and I have a common love of My Fair Lady. I don’t think he knows about that.

Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2025 09:57 PM (77rzZ)

304 Well... India is an actual country. Not a running gag by unfunny comedians who should have been dragged off stage with a shepherd's crook and beaten to death years ago. Unsurprising.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2025 09:57 PM (BI5O2)

305 Best answer I could find

https://tinyurl.com/y6rskj6j
Posted by: Braenyard

That is the web site I found when I did a search. Those are right over the bullseye of the type of places I like.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 09:57 PM (amnH6)

306 I have a new grand niece.

Julia Townsend

My 4tth favorite person ever is my grand niece Kaileigh.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 25, 2025 09:58 PM (gbOdA)

307 Did I make it? Probably not...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 25, 2025 09:59 PM (0ohAJ)

308 235. Check out Watertown Tn

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at April 25, 2025 09:59 PM (FAviO)

309 >>Well... India is an actual country.

So is Israel.

So is every country every founded since the dawn of time They all suck other than the alternative.

What would that be?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2025 10:08 PM (viF8m)

310 Check out Watertown Tn
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo

That looks great. Has a downtown, a few restaurants, sportsball bars, far enough from Nashville but close enough when needed/wanted, rural motorcycle roads. And a drive in movie theater - geezh, that is awesome.

I am looking for the perfect putzing around place.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 10:27 PM (amnH6)

311 Tennessee has ruffed grouse. OMG. And you can shoot them, clean them, and eat them. This state just moved up the list.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 25, 2025 10:31 PM (amnH6)

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