CNN: Trump and Musk Murdered a Federal Worker By Worrying Her With DOGE Cuts Until She Had a Heart Attack

You've got to be ****ing kidding me with this sh** now, CNN.

You cannot be serious. You simply cannot be.

I know what you're thinking -- this bureaucrat was probably in terrific shape, which means that the heart attack was caused not by 50+ years of unhealthy living but just by Trump's and Musk's nefarious plotting.

And you're absolutely right -- she was an original member of the George Floyd Memorial Crossfit Center.

As you can see, she was a real health nut.

Healthy at any size -- but who can survive the combined evil of Trump and Musk?

CNN is really doing this:

In a federal workforce racked by stress and fear, one family shares a story of death
By Sean Lyngaas

He's a "cybersecurity reporter," which we know now just means "he pushes censorship and propaganda behalf of the left and the Deep State."

Here's another example of his neutral, objective reporting:

'It's a bloodbath': Massive wave of job cuts underway at US health agencies

It's almost as if he's a propagandist who is fighting for bureaucrats to keep their phoney-baloney jobs by This One Neat Trick of claiming every run-of-the-mill redundancy is a "bloodbath" or "slaughter" or, as in this case, a stealthy murder committed by use of the ultimate poison: Dark MAGA DOGE.

Stress and anxiety had been building for weeks in Monique Lockett, a 25-year veteran of the Social Security Administration, about the fate of her colleagues and the sensitive agency data she had vowed to protect, her sister Ksha told CNN.

That's apparently not a typo. Her name is "Ksha," no vowel in the beginning.

I believe Ksha is the third moon of Planet Vulcan but I'll have to double-check that. Please do not pump that disinformation out there until it's confirmed.

In February, amid sweeping changes to the federal workforce, Monique was five years from retirement but was facing one of the most uncertain periods of her career, according to Ksha. She was growing increasingly concerned about what Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency might do to the agency.
"My sister had a lot of anxiety around the changes that were happening in other agencies and, inevitably, what would happen to Social Security," Ksha told CNN. "She was concerned about the overall well-being of everybody that she worked with because it was stressful for a lot of people."

Yes, that's because she was crazy and neurotic. And her morbid obesity probably contributed to that. Obesity puts strains and stresses on the body, and therefore on the mind.

The Trump administration's demolition of federal programs and jobs has sent waves of anxiety and depression through a government workforce that is experiencing anger, hopelessness and worries about people harming themselves, according to interviews with federal workers, their family members and mental health professionals who spoke to CNN.

Mental patients should not be working for the federal government. Sorry not sorry.

Since the beginning of the DOGE-led program cuts, falsehoods have proliferated online about alleged fraud and wasteful programs, fueling a caricature in some Americans' minds of an inept or corrupt federal worker.

You're literally erasing the existence of bureaucrats, Hater Bigots.

Monique's final days were spent in that climate of fear and stress while feeling devalued in the workplace, before dying on the job two months ago, according to her sister.

By the way, CNN then links to this related story:

Related article 'It is a wrecking ball': Former DOGE worker describes Musk-led government-slashing effort from the inside

Gripping stuff.

Back to the "Trump and Musk did a murder" exposé:

"It was very upsetting to her to hear that what they did wasn't valued, what they did wasn't important and certainly that what they did was wasteful," Ksha said.
Monique died of hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease -- a buildup of plaque in the arteries -- according to Stephanie Moore, a spokesperson for the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of Maryland.

As everyone knows, people build up lethal levels of plaque in their arteries over a matter a few months. Your arteries are clean, Trump gets elected, and then bang, four months later, you're as dead as Hunter Biden's legal career. And watercolor career.

Note she died two months ago so Trump and Musk worked their deadly spells over just two months, January and February.

This... is CNN.

It is impossible to know exactly what factors triggered Monique's health emergency that day. Chronic stress can increase the risk of atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, according to medical experts.

How about chronic morbid obesity? Does that have any impacts on people's cardiovascular health?

Or is it just the Heart Attack Laser Beams that Musk fires out of his eyes?

Ksha believes that stress may have been a factor in her sister's death.

Well as long as you can cite that to an expert, like the woman's sister "Ksha."

Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18. Monique came in and went to her desk, where she fell asleep, according to a Baltimore County Police report that the agency shared with CNN. Paramedics spent about 40 minutes trying to revive her, the report says, but the 53-year-old was pronounced dead at the scene.

Sleep is a telltale symptom of lethal stress, as you know. Whenever I get stressed out so bad it hurts my health, I take a little nap. It puts me right out, like cheddar cheese.

Complications from Monique's disease can include a heart attack or stroke. According to the report, Ksha told police that Monique had obesity and high blood pressure, which she was taking medication for. Co-workers told the responding police officer that Monique was "not in a [sic] visible signs of distress" prior to falling asleep, the report said.

Oh so there are alternate theories in this Murder Mystery.

But nah, it was probably Trump.

When a cause of death is related to atherosclerosis, "stress can certainly play a role by increasing blood pressure and cortisol levels" -- a "stress hormone," said Dr. Jonathan Reiner, a CNN medical analyst and professor of medicine and surgery at George Washington University. "Chronic stress can also lead to increase in inflammation, which plays a role in both formation of new atherosclerosis and acute events."
A spokesperson for the Social Security Administration, or SSA, confirmed to CNN that an employee died at the agency's headquarters on February 18 but did not respond to further questions.

February 18th -- Trump took office on January 20th.

He killed her not in a couple of months, as I stupidly claimed above, but in just 29 days. Just one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.

The DOGE team at SSA has grown to at least 10 people in the administration's three months in power, according to court documents. The Trump administration has tasked DOGE representatives, some of whom are detailed from other agencies, with finding fraud in the Social Security payment system -- while granting them access to sensitive data on millions of Americans.

That has nothing to do with the bizarre main claim in the article. It's just additional propaganda this "journalist" wanted to get in.

Here CNN links to another CNN exclusive:

Related article GOP states go 'DOGE-ing,' mimicking Musk's branding as they call attention to spending cuts

Back to Sean Lyngaas's breathless propaganda:

A federal judge on March 20 blocked DOGE's access to the SSA data that contains personal identifiable information and accused DOGE of being "essentially engaged in a fishing expedition at SSA ... without any concrete knowledge that the needle is actually in the haystack."
The multiple emails, sometimes on weekends, that the Trump administration has sent to SSA employees asking them about their productivity has had a "whiplash effect," according to a former SSA employee familiar with projects that Monique worked on. "It's creating a level of anxiety that's making it hard to do their jobs. These are good people who are being traumatized."
Monique "was an integral part of ... making sure that people's information was kept safe," Ksha said, and that "the right people had access to the right information."

She died protecting illegal aliens from having fraudulently-obtained benefits from being blocked. What a hero.

...
A spokesperson for DOGE did not respond to multiple phone calls and emails seeking comment.

Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage.

"What happened to Monique was truly sad and tragic, literally shook me to the core," an SSA employee told CNN.

'Total fear and demoralization'
Other current and former federal employees told CNN they have felt depressed or were concerned about colleagues harming themselves amid the layoffs and reorganizations. Alex Berman, an Internal Revenue Service employee who is a union leader in the Philadelphia area, said he has heard directly from colleagues who have experienced panic attacks and anxiety attacks in recent weeks.
In nearly 20 years as a union official, Berman said, he has talked with "a lot of people at the ends of their ropes."
"A lot of times, I'm happy to say that I was able to stand between them and the end of the cliff," Berman, whose agency is facing a potential 20% reduction in the workforce by DOGE, told CNN. "The few who could not step back from the cliff's edge will forever haunt me. And I can't help foreseeing more to come."

People do get stressed about the fear of being fired from their jobs... this happens all the time in the private sector. Every time one company buys another, everyone is afraid for their jobs as they know the first thing that will happen is that many of the employees of the old company will be fired.

Again, this is just standard life stress that everyone has to deal with.

Everyone, that is, except our precious extremely-highly-paid bureaucrats, who get paid like lawyers but have the job protections of longshoremen.

And they can retire at 58.

CNN saw that the Daily Beast was getting Outrage Clicks over their own story of woe and heart-ache, and wanted to get in on that scam.

Here the Daily Beast tells the sad and terrifying story of a Social Security worker who refused to do as his superiors instructed and then refused to leave his desk when he was fired.

Ultimately she was dragged out of the office by, quote, "DOGE goons."

DOGE Goons Physically Drag Social Security Worker From Desk

The high-ranking civil servant had opposed a plan to push out migrants by falsely listing them as dead.

A senior executive at the Social Security Administration was physically dragged from his office this week after clashing with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), according to The Washington Post.
Greg Pearre, a career civil servant who led an IT team working on the agency's data systems, was removed over his opposition to a DOGE plan to cut off immigrants from key financial services, three people told the Post.
The scheme cooked up by Elon Musk's DOGE squad falsely lists thousands of migrants as dead in a Social Security database known as the "death master file."
Being entered into the death database cuts a person off from crucial financial services, like the ability to receive government benefits and access a bank account or credit card. The goal was to push migrants who were granted a temporary legal status under former President Joe Biden to "self deport."

Jim Francis, a consumer law lawyer who is suing Social Security for wrongly entering a Maryland woman into the file, cast the repercussions in dire terms.
"It's the source of that data that the whole world uses, which is why, if it's inaccurate, it has such devastating impacts on people," he told the Post. "Overnight, you literally become financially paralyzed."

Fatal heart attacks and now paralysis.

...
DOGE had been working on a strategy to push out immigrants since February. A group of about a dozen civil servants from Social Security were assigned to help Musk's goons--and agents from the Department of Homeland Security--with the plot.

February? Why that's when they killed young, healthy Monique?

Coincidence? I don't want to start any conspiracy theories but the theory that Musk and Trump have conspired to spray the Social Security building with Heart Attack Paralysis Gas is now proven.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM

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1 I'll give a yell to the ranters...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 18, 2025 12:18 PM (O7YUW)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2025 12:18 PM (e5NfL)

3 And btw bring back MS-13

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:19 PM (u9Npv)

4 From the picture I would say her death amounted to suicide via Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2025 12:19 PM (e5NfL)

5 What is it with all of these morbidly obese black women?

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

6 Sad.

On the bright side, she didn't get fired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

7 She was skinny as a rail before January 20.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:21 PM (Zi/1w)

8 I believe Ksha is the third moon of Planet Vulcan but I'll have to double-check that
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Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at April 18, 2025 12:21 PM (ZH2Yv)

9 Pretty sure all that plaque in her arteries pre-existed the Trump reign of terror.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 18, 2025 12:21 PM (9Pd8W)

10 Trump probably reduced her life expectancy by several minutes.

If he's going to start murdering people, start at CNN.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (3wi/L)

11 Moral of the story:

Take politics less seriously, especially if a land whale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

12 In a federal workforce racked by stress and fear, one family shares a story of death

I can't imagine having to worry about your job in the face of cost cutting and performance review.

Just kidding. That's what every day in the private sector is like.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (X6k5M)

13 I think I saw her at the Macy's Day parade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (Zi/1w)

14 about the fate of her colleagues and the sensitive agency data she had vowed to protect, her sister Ksha told CNN.
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Uh huh. My ass.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (ZH2Yv)

15 It was her 400lbs that killed her, not the fire….err DOGE.

Posted by: Capt. Ramsey at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM (3guPG)

16 "Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus"

So as soon as she got to her job she got on her phone and started yakking to her sister? Way to get off to a fast-paced day serving the peepul, there, sista.

I can pretty much guarantee anybody in private business did that daily they'd be canned toot sweet, unless they were related to the boss.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM (Ft5W9)

17 That's some real retarded reporting. R to the 3rd. That's pretty bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)

18 "Ksha"????? Really????

So many great Western names available and somebody went with that monstrosity?

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

19 Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18.

So they're admitting she gossiped with her sister every day on the job.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

20 The War on Women claims another victim. Or the war on buffet restaurants.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (jjoN6)

21 Is 'Monique's Disease' a thing? Like Lou Gehrig?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (jc0TO)

22 The FUD is real and it is killing people!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (/lPRQ)

23 Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage.

Remind me never to get on Ace's bad side.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (s8j++)

24 "It's almost as if he's a propagandist who is fighting for bureaucrats to keep their phoney-baloney jobs by This One Neat Trick of claiming every run-of-the-mill redundancy is a "bloodbath" or "slaughter" or, as in this case, a stealthy murder committed by use of the ultimate poison: Dark MAGA DOGE."

This clown thinks that using words like "bloodbath" is somehow gonna hurt Trump? His supporters are so excited about all the bloodbaths in government agencies that they're bathing in the blood. I want more bloodbaths, not less.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

25 Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18.

So they're admitting she gossiped with her sister every day on the job.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2025 12:23 PM

It was during her mass consumption breaks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (jc0TO)

26 Killed by DOGE and fried chicken but mostly....

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (u9Npv)

27 I saw her every morning. She will be missed.

Posted by: Sausage Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2025 12:24 PM (/hnh2)

28 ace at his very best with this post.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (yp8Vj)

29 In before how Ace enjoyed the movie comment.

Posted by: The in before guy. at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (dJimA)

30 She should have reached out to that dude on DU who dropped down to 80 pounds because of Trump. It might have saved her life.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (jjoN6)

31 I should be dead ten times over, with all of the uncertainty and downsizing I dealt with during the Milk Chocolate Messiah's booming economy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (Vyll1)

32 She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

33 "As you can see, she was a real health nut."

Gee, I wonder how many covid shots and boosters and boosters for boosters this megafauna got?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

34 This clown thinks that using words like "bloodbath" is somehow gonna hurt Trump? His supporters are so excited about all the bloodbaths in government agencies that they're bathing in the blood. I want more bloodbaths, not less.

Could we throw in a voyage through the wood chipper as a bonus?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (s8j++)

35

Ksha?

Gesundheit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM (63Dwl)

36 Is that hair on her chest?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM (g/Chl)

37 28 ace at his very best with this post.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (yp8Vj)

Agreed. This is why I keep coming back. More of this, Ace!

Posted by: toddg at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM (pHPmh)

38 It was during her mass consumption breaks.

*cough*mass quantities*cough*

Posted by: Beldar at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM (s8j++)

39 Inside the Leviathan, does Monique inherit "Ksha"'s salary and position?

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM (hcwCh)

40 When Obama shipped jobs overseas I was told that the concerns of Americans didn't matter, and this was good for them anyway

When Biden locked people in their houses I was told that the concerns of Americans didn't matter, and this was good for them anyway

But now? TRUMP IS A MURDERER!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (t0Rmr)

41 Working from home probably had more to do with killing her than anything else. It promotes sedentary lifestyle where people don’t even have to leave the house.

So by this logic, Joe Biden and Democrats who fought to have federal workers, work from home killed her. Dunce.

Posted by: Sausage Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (/hnh2)

42 Would that be pronounce Kay Sha? Was she too poor for the apostrophe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (jc0TO)

43 "granting them access to the sensitive data of millions of Americans"

Not Pictured: 80,000 new IRS agents

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (u9Npv)

44 I see all the stress did not impact her appetite.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (TdYBy)

45 You cannot hate the media enough, even if you divide by zero.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

46 Various Departments are offering the early out "resignations" again.
The youngens can cashout / roll over their TSP into 401k.
Old farts can get early retirement and dry on their pensions (most of which is the paid out of pocket TSP). Even get another job for ten years or so...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (/lPRQ)

47 This would’ve been a good setup for a “killled by obesity and Elon, but mostly obesity” joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (QZThv)

48 Coincidentally. Her Stacy Abrams lesbo scene just hit pronhub.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (ewjUl)

49 On the plus side, so to speak, it appears native born Americans can match spherical Guatemalans pound for pound.

USA
USA
USA

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (t0Rmr)

50 I’d wager she couldn’t walk 50 feet without having to stop and catch her breath.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (DKKgv)

51 Where have all these fiercely hard working, protective -of-- the-citizenry, humble federal civil servants been my whole life?

Its so bizarre that I have yet to meet one.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (lCppi)

52 42 Would that be pronounce Kay Sha? Was she too poor for the apostrophe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (jc0TO)

PUNCTUATION REPARATIONS OW!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

53 "granting them access to the sensitive data of millions of Americans"

Not Pictured: The hack of every single American's SS data living and dead under Biden

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (u9Npv)

54 Looks like Peanut Head Syndrome.

Posted by: Sausage Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (/hnh2)

55 *NOW*, dammit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

56 >>ace at his very best with this post.

Very funny but he's 20 minutes late. No points.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM (viF8m)

57 Is that hair on her chest?!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 18, 2025 12:26 PM

And cellulite.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (ewjUl)

58 Elon stole mah voewls!!!

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (u9Npv)

59 You know what causes me stress? That the government system I've been required to pay into all my life will have no money for me when I finally retire. No, let's be honest. If I retire; I don't know if I'll be able to because i don't know if I can afford it. I'm starting to have this sick realization i'm going to have to work until I just drop dead one day.
But yeah, let's hoist a glass to the fed who was stressed; doing her job safeguarding giving away social security benefits to criminals that haven't paid a f**king dime into it.

Posted by: Nelly at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (pSknm)

60 "They'll be, one child born in this world to carry on, to carry on."

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (VJc7E)

61 Very funny but he's 20 minutes late. No points.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:28 PM

Ace is on Ewok time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (jc0TO)

62 Yeah I’m sure she stressed real Hard about sensitive data. Lol.

Does CNN really think their readers are this retarded?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (DKKgv)

63 Stop baggin' on my sister Ksha! OBVIOUSLY her family so poor they couldn't afford more than one vowel when she be borned! For shame! For shame shamety shame shame shame!

I will settle this case for fifteen trillion dollars and a public flogging of this Ace character!

Or tree-fiddy cash, if you have it handy.

Posted by: The Right Exquisite Holman P Diggety, Attorney at Lawyering, AS SEEN ON TV! at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (Ft5W9)

64 By the way, I was home washing my goldfish that fateful day.

Posted by: Sausage Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (/hnh2)

65 Monique died for somebody’s sins
But not mine

Did they bury her in a piano case?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (7leMO)

66 44 I see all the stress did not impact her appetite.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (TdYBy)

No, no. She was obviously a "stress eater", you rayciss!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

67 Her obesity in no way contributed to her death.. The MSM

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:29 PM (VE6XX)

68 JackStraw, ace is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to/

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (yp8Vj)

69 I believe Ksha is the third moon of Planet Vulcan but I'll have to double-check that

Also, THAT'S NO MOON! THAT'S A SPACE STATION!

Posted by: Nelly at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (pSknm)

70 PUNCTUATION REPARATIONS NOW!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

You can have my interrobang when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (77rzZ)

71 Related article 'It is a wrecking ball': Former DOGE worker describes Musk-led government-slashing effort from the inside
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Are we absolutely positive we can't vote in the last election again?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (u9Npv)

72 She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

When I was a contractor at the Massachusetts RMV HQ, there were a number of people that mostly slept the day away in between lunch and break times.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (dJimA)

73 Now Ksha can start a crowd-sourced fundraiser to cash in on her very overweight sister's death. It's all the rage!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

74 She came in and started her morning nap, as she normally did, but when she didn't wake up for her break co-workers became concerned and called paramedics.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (5IFb9)

75 'February? Why that's when they killed young, healthy Monique?'

I wish 4chan was up for this story. I know they would treat it with the dignity it deserved.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (3wi/L)

76 The Trump administration's demolition of federal programs and jobs has sent waves of anxiety and depression through a government workforce that is experiencing anger, hopelessness and worries about people harming themselves, according to interviews with federal workers, their family members and mental health professionals who spoke to CNN.

So, they're basically experiencing non-government life for the prior five years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (ExV1e)

77 I have read no evidence of Harpoons...not guilty.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM (FZn/N)

78 My stress is building up over lack of indictments. C'mon Pam, pick up the pace a bit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (Dv3i1)

79 Yeah I’m sure she stressed real Hard about sensitive data. Lol.

Does CNN really think their readers are this retarded?

I mean...

Posted by: Beldar at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (s8j++)

80 My sister once worked with a ghetto rat named "La-a." That was the actual spelling of her name. Pronounced "La-la"? Nope. Lay-ah? Nah. It was pronounced -- and I'm not making this up -- "La-Dash-A." My sister was like "huh?" The response was: "Da dash not be silent."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

81 We're gonna need a bigger cross...

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (u9Npv)

82 Afternoon ace
Next up Stacey Abrams. Then Laetitia James, then Karen Bass, then after running out of fatties , Maxine Waters
Definite trend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (6TePA)

83
Black wymyn may only be 6% of the U.S. population, but they're 160% of the victim population. It's science.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (j4U/Z)

84 Many of Monique’s coworkers, however, were jubilant after her passing.

It’s nice to go the staff refrigerator to get your lunch and it still be there, several were quoted as saying. Previously up to thirty staff members’ lunches would disappear from the refrigerator daily.

Posted by: What the article did not mention at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (ZH2Yv)

85 The good news. She donated her organs. There is a hippo in Mozambique who is now enjoying a new set of big beautiful kidneys.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (ewjUl)

86 78 My stress is building up over lack of indictments. C'mon Pam, pick up the pace a bit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (Dv3i1)

Me too....Can I sue ? Looks like her family is gonna try for the Ghetto lottery...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (VE6XX)

87 I will never understand people who rage at whatever news story comes across their desk.

I had to sign onto Facebook the other day to find some pictures. I got a quick look at the feed, and it was a post from some girl I knew back in college.

RAGE!

Because HHS had pulled funding for some newborn screening program.

Conservatives want babies to die! Proving that they're not actually pro-life!

RAGE!

I'll never get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

88 Good. More Please.

Posted by: Heart Attack Them All at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (R/m4+)

89 Black wymyn may only be 6% of the U.S. population, but they're 160% of the victim population. It's science.
Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (j4U/Z)

By weight

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (u9Npv)

90 From hell's heart I stab at thee...

Posted by: Elon Musk at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (jc0TO)

91 She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

--

Honest to Pete, I used to work with the sweetest lady, and at lunch time, she would pull her chair out, crawl under her desk and sleep.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (qBdHI)

92 Why does ace have a picture of the real life Ms. Pac-Man on this post?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (VNX3d)

93 Well said, Ace. The cruel truth.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (q8IPV)

94 DOGE goons robbed Monique of any chance she might have had to twerk in a Jardiance commercial. Heartless!

Posted by: My A1C is Thirty-Three! at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (G5+As)

95 Next up Stacey Abrams. Then Laetitia James, then Karen Bass, then after running out of fatties , Maxine Waters
Definite trend
Posted by: Smell the Glove

What about Fani?

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

96 I assume they learned she was dead and not just asleep as usual when she didn't clear out the buffet at lunchtime.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (3T3g/)

97 Now Ksha can start a crowd-sourced fundraiser to cash in on her very overweight sister's death. It's all the rage!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM

She just needs to stab a white child and show off that MS-13 tat. and voila!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (ewjUl)

98 If that's the rule, then put Fauci, Birx, and the rest of those scumbags on trial. How many people had heart attacks from stress, loneliness, postponed physicals and screening, from their backwards ass communist playbook?

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (x5389)

99 ace at his very best with this post.
Posted by: Ben Had

More cruelty than the Marquis de Sade's romper room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

100 I think anyone who works in the private sector can relate to the anxiety that's inherent to keeping and maintaining your job.

Something that is apparently alien to government workers.

F'em.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (WYStd)

101 Black wymyn may only be 6% of the U.S. population

By volume? I'm not so sure.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (iSdyJ)

102 'Total fear and demoralization'

Are they Literally Shaken because they Can't Even?

Look; I'm willing to chip in for the bottle of JD and the Ambien to help them wake up in another world. But I'm a giver.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (jjoN6)

103
Does CNN really think their readers are this retarded?

I mean...
Posted by: Beldar at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (s8j++)

They ARE that stupid. CNN readers believe the Salvadoran guy was here legally and was brutally abducted. Of course they believe that Monique was deliberately killed.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (FZn/N)

104 Just the stress of making Monique actually come in to work did her in.

Posted by: Metro Is Tough, Man at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (G5+As)

105 What are they complaining about? Aren't they worried about the dreaded "Climate Change" and the role of too many humans leading to said change?

And now that she is gone, the government won't have to pay her retirement or Social Security benefits. Those funds can now be spent on trying to return Maryland Man to the U.S. or maybe fund a second space mission for the brave all female astronaut crew.

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM (WLnsx)

106 DOGE goons robbed Monique of any chance she might have had to twerk in a Jardiance commercial. Heartless!
Posted by: My A1C is Thirty-Three! at April 18, 2025 12:32 PM

I loled. Heartily.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (ewjUl)

107 62
'Does CNN really think their readers are this retarded?'

(Thinks of CNN readers)

Wouldn't you?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (3wi/L)

108 Didn’t the J6 “murdered cop” also die of a heart attack? So it appears any time a fedgov worker dies of natural causes it’s murder. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (DKKgv)

109 Her dream was to go up in a rocket with Katy Perry but Bezos was concerned that upon takeoff the Earth would spin off its axis.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (u9Npv)

110 'It's a bloodbath': Massive wave of job cuts underway at US health agencies

Millions will die from this. Which is most of the people not killed by net neutrality.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (GUOwU)

111
My morning and afternoon desk naps at work were because I cared so much, and muh privilege, and muh laziness.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)

112 Well, the fat lady sang and then died. Seems kind of normal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (pZ64F)

113 Just the stress of making Monique actually come in to work did her in.
Posted by: Metro Is Tough, Man at April 18, 2025 12:33 PM

How do you think it was daily for me?

Posted by: Monique's Office Chair at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (ewjUl)

114 February 18th -- Trump took office on January 20th.

He killed her not in a couple of months, as I stupidly claimed above, but in just 29 days. Just one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.
***

And the dreaded email from Musk wasn't sent until February 24. She must have been prescient.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM (lCppi)

115 Imagine coming into the office after a long weekend to find that thing dead at its desk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

116 I'm going to throw out a wild guess and posit that Monique fell asleep at her desk every morning.

Posted by: Set Alarm For Lunch at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (G5+As)

117 Now Ksha can start a crowd-sourced fundraiser to cash in on her very overweight sister's death. It's all the rage!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Well, she'll need an industrial strength crane to act as pallbearer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

118 Her dream was to go up in a rocket with Katy Perry but Bezos was concerned that upon takeoff the Earth would spin off its axis.
Posted by: ...

Yeah, correcting for Katy's boobs was hard enough.

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

119 They have also pumped out multiple articles about how DOGE is "fishing," violating privacy laws, etc. at SSA.

And all of them quote exclusively from current--anonymous-- and former employees.
And they all claim SSA is the most efficient, perfect and fraud-free organization ever conceived or practiced by man.

I mean, it is breathtaking how they lie.

But, this isn't propaganda for public consumption--these articles are pumped out to be cited by friendly judges as basis to issue illegal TROs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (11WUE)

120 110 'It's a bloodbath': Massive wave of job cuts underway at US health agencies

Millions will die from this. Which is most of the people not killed by net neutrality.
------------
Imma a guessing it was LONG COVID.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (pZ64F)

121 84 Many of Monique’s coworkers, however, were jubilant after her passing.

It’s nice to go the staff refrigerator to get your lunch and it still be there, several were quoted as saying. Previously up to thirty staff members’ lunches would disappear from the refrigerator daily.
Posted by: What the article did not mention at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (ZH2Yv)

Monique was alive like few of us ever are. She understood the fierce moral urgency of lunch.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (TdYBy)

122 Dunkin Donuts has declared a national day of mourning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (Zi/1w)

123 We should expect more of this ad nauseam. It's all they've got. It's just a modification from the same playbook going back to Reagan and Stockman wheeling old Medicare recipients off cliffs. No connection is too abstract or tenuous to be a direct cause and effect (all the while completely ignoring or lying about the countless direct connections between their own actions and the social consequences, or the Left and its murderous violence, or their politicians and their depredations and corruptions.)

The media must be destroyed, somehow, someway.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM (vsTPo)

124 I've mentioned previously I'm applying for SS and they're taking their sweet time processing the application.

I'd have more sympathy for these fat bowls of f*ck if they actually got their jobs done.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (/HDaX)

125 So, I have to do a lot of corporate training in my job because I have to get a toe into a lot of company systems.

I'm doing my first training for a federally connected (actually owned by the feds) one, and so the first fed training.

Shit...this stuff is boring as shit. No way to skip through any of it. Have to watch every video all the way through. So many mentions of laws by their numbers.

Just...ew.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

126 So it appears any time a fedgov worker dies of natural causes it’s murder. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM

Every time she eats' a ring ding, an angel gets it's wings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (ewjUl)

127 84
'Many of Monique’s coworkers, however, were jubilant after her passing.'

The vending machines magically were full again.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (3wi/L)

128 So she's the left's new victim ? Have they deserted Maryland Man/Father of the year ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

129 Bitch didn't get long covid, she got wide covid.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (u9Npv)

130 I will never understand people who rage at whatever news story comes across their desk.

I had to sign onto Facebook the other day to find some pictures. I got a quick look at the feed, and it was a post from some girl I knew back in college.

RAGE!

Because HHS had pulled funding for some newborn screening program.

Conservatives want babies to die! Proving that they're not actually pro-life!

RAGE!

I'll never get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)
_________

They have nothing else going on in their lives. They are empty, barren, desolate holes in spacetime. Raging at Trump gives some minor purpose to their pointless lives. Helps them feel something, anything.

That, plus many of these people -- women disproportionately, it seems -- are mentally ill to begin with. I'll bet any amount of money that if there were no Trump, they would find something else to screech about. They will always scream at some boogeyman under the bed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

131 Imma a guessing it was LONG COVID.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:35 PM

Imma say. Wide Covid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (ewjUl)

132 Now Ksha can start a crowd-sourced fundraiser to cash in on her very overweight sister's death. It's all the rage!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Well, she'll need an industrial strength crane to act as pallbearer.

Don't look at us. We aren't Supermen.

Posted by: Ghanaian funeral dancers at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (s8j++)

133 Golden Corral stock will soar.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (jc0TO)

134 And they can retire at 58.

Or earlier with a disability claim, an odd retro-active pay bump, and then find another government job while collecting their pension.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (mlg/3)

135 Her blood type was Gravy.

Posted by: Deep-Fried Frank at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (G5+As)

136 I'm to give CNN a cussing but I will stay calm.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (SXxzC)

137 Many of Monique’s coworkers, however, were jubilant after her passing.

The office 'atmosphere' during Burrito Tuesdays is no longer life-threatening.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (uREkD)

138 "Other current and former federal employees told CNN they have felt depressed or were concerned about colleagues harming themselves amid the layoffs and reorganizations'

But mostly from being required to show up in the office 40 hours week.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (GUOwU)

139 130
They have nothing else going on in their lives. They are empty, barren, desolate holes in spacetime. Raging at Trump gives some minor purpose to their pointless lives. Helps them feel something, anything.

That, plus many of these people -- women disproportionately, it seems -- are mentally ill to begin with. I'll bet any amount of money that if there were no Trump, they would find something else to screech about. They will always scream at some boogeyman under the bed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

====

Nah, bruh. A nice, establishment Republican would never get this rage.

*forgets W and Romney and McCain*

Definitely. An establishment Republican like John Kasich would be treated just like a Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

140 I assume "migrants" = illegal aliens illegally receiving benefits from the SSA?

Imagine how dumbed-down and useless a population must be that even a portion of it could be scandalized and enraged about benefits fraud being policed and ended.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (1m82a)

141 Speaking of shitlibs... (what a segue, right???)

My wife's therapist finally sold the Tesla that she so proudly bought right before the Chinese Flu hit. The almost-70-year-old hippie bint was out of her mind during Trump's FIRST term, proudly wanting him to be "impeached" for "reasons". His Phoenician rise from the electoral ashes had already been a body-blow. Adding Elon to the mix pushed this donkey over the edge.

The lack of self-awareness amongst the PsychoKarenTherapist community is truly, and utterly, awe-inspiring. Sometimes in life, the entertainment just shows up at your door, unannounced.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

142 135 Her blood type was Gravy.
Posted by: Deep-Fried Frank at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (G5+As)

Just plain lard.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (FZn/N)

143 124 I've mentioned previously I'm applying for SS and they're taking their sweet time processing the application.
------------
I applied and was approved for an April start of my SSA Biden Dollars. Surprise, April means you get your check in the third week of May. These fuckers never quit fucking with you.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

144 Monique was alive like few of us ever are. She understood the fierce moral urgency of lunch.

Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (s8j++)

145 Her dream was to go up in a rocket with Katy Perry but Bezos was concerned that upon takeoff the Earth would spin off its axis.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:34 PM

I told you dumb honkies.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (ewjUl)

146 Trump probably reduced her life expectancy by several minutes.

If he's going to start murdering people, start at CNN.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:22 PM (3wi/L)

I recall, back during the campaign, Democrats were hyperventilating that, if elected, Trump would send out Navy SEALs to kill people who annoyed him and that SCOTUS had given its blessing. I am very stressed and distraught that he has not yet made use of this option.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

147 Monique's final days were a foggy miasma of fear, anger and chiccharones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (Zi/1w)

148 Definitely. An establishment Republican like John Kasich would be treated just like a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not much different than faculty arguments. They get so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

149 She looks like a real Libratarian.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (u9Npv)

150 peaking of shitlibs... (what a segue, right???)

My wife's therapist finally sold the Tesla that she so proudly bought right before the Chinese Flu hit. The almost-70-year-old hippie bint was out of her mind during Trump's FIRST term, proudly wanting him to be "impeached" for "reasons". His Phoenician rise from the electoral ashes had already been a body-blow. Adding Elon to the mix pushed this donkey over the edge.

The lack of self-awareness amongst the PsychoKarenTherapist community is truly, and utterly, awe-inspiring. Sometimes in life, the entertainment just shows up at your door, unannounced.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (wtvvX)
_____

I hope she took a nice fat loss and has to make it up $20 at a time down by the river ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

151 I applied and was approved for an April start of my SSA Biden Dollars. Surprise, April means you get your check in the third week of May. These fuckers never quit fucking with you.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

The SSA claims an average 30 days to process. Mind if I ask how long they took on yours?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (/HDaX)

152 ace at his very best with this post.
Posted by: Ben Had

--

He certainly can turn a phrase.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (qBdHI)

153 “ So the soldiers took charge of Jesus. Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull (which in Aramaic is called Golgotha). There they crucified him, and with him two others—one on each side and Jesus in the middle.”

John 20:16-18

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM (YF3RS)

154 The lack of self-awareness amongst the PsychoKarenTherapist community is truly, and utterly, awe-inspiring. Sometimes in life, the entertainment just shows up at your door, unannounced.
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They consult with crystals.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (pZ64F)

155 Disinformation is never what I, how you say, pump.

Posted by: Paolo at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (0sNs1)

156 She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)

Well, it is the Serial Snoozing Administration, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (8zz6B)

157 "Since when do they let ladies work in IT?"

Seriously, dude. What is this, the 70s?

I don't think I've ever seen corporate training more inane than this fed one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

158
133 Golden Corral stock will soar.
Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (jc0TO)

😂😂

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (DKKgv)

159 He certainly can turn a phrase.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM

Poetic really.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (ewjUl)

160 These types of screechy headlines and news articles are what keep the libtards in my life anxiety ridden and crazier than ever. They really believe Trump is ruining the country. (Meantime, they all live comfortable lives, not one of them got a tax refund. They all had to pay.
They all say they can’t stand reading the newspaper anymore and yet they persist.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (0aihy)

161 LOL, I bet you all regret your vote for Trump now that you know it is LITERALLY KILLING government workers, don't you?

Huh, you monsters, is that what you wanted, morbidly obese, career bureaucrats dying in their sleep at their desks?!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2025 12:40 PM (11WUE)

162 You cannot hate the media enough, even if you divide by zero.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

Have you gone mad? You divide by zero and it's the end of the universe!!!!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (2J/Lj)

163 "I got a quick look at the feed, and it was a post from some girl I knew back in college.

RAGE!

Because HHS had pulled funding for some newborn screening program.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

I have no doubt it was a program she never used or even heard of and would have been totally unaware it was being cut if the RAGE machine had not brought it to her attention.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (GUOwU)

164 Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18. Monique came in and went to her desk, where she fell asleep, according to a Baltimore County Police report...
***

Her mornings don't sound overly stressful: She enters a "vast campus," (ot/ why does the SSA have a 'vast campus'?) calls her sister to chat, and then takes a nap at her desk.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (lCppi)

165 and the sensitive agency data she had vowed to protect,
______

By sitting on it, I'm guessing. Effective.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (Dv3i1)

166 The story of torture and mistreatment evaporated once everyone saw the pic of ms13 goon drinking margaritas, and having a good old time with a high profile us visitor. The george floyd scenario is not working out quite as well as they planned.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (g47mK)

167 Bitch didn't have a heart attack, she had a heart surrender.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (u9Npv)

168 Day-um!

Took one look at that pic & thought....

youtube.com/watch?v=hubCDqXiT2M

Posted by: JQ at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (rdVOm)

169 163 I have no doubt it was a program she never used or even heard of and would have been totally unaware it was being cut if the RAGE machine had not brought it to her attention.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (GUOwU)

======

Or that isn't duplicated a dozen times by state, local, and private orgs.

Or that it actually doesn't do much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

170 Feds; we are absolutely all necessary and invaluable employees

Also Feds: of course we sleep at work, why do you ask?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:42 PM (DKKgv)

171
Avocadozilla

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2025 12:42 PM (y9nCu)

172 I recall, back during the campaign, Democrats were hyperventilating that, if elected, Trump would send out Navy SEALs to kill people who annoyed him and that SCOTUS had given its blessing. I am very stressed and distraught that he has not yet made use of this option.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 18, 2025 12:39 PM

I know. I would actually love to see him do half the shit they've fear mongered about. Get on it Donald!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:42 PM (ewjUl)

173 I can't imagine a workplace where someone can fall asleep at their desk and not get immediately awoken. Was this a common practice in their office?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 18, 2025 12:42 PM (mo/j9)

174 Sorry to interrupt.

I wanted to thank the couple of 'rons and 'ettes who were gracious enough to send a little my way to help with the negative bank balance. (In case you missed it, the IRS, after I requested to pay in monthly installments, took it all out at once, and left me in the hole.)

I appreciate the suggestions offered yesterday, as well.
It's been tough for a while, having to work two jobs and barely making it, but I know some of you may be in the same boat.

My goal right now is gathering enough money to pay rent at the end of the month. All I ask is for the praying folk here is to remember me when you talk to Him, and I thank you in advance for that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 18, 2025 12:42 PM (nBNUK)

175 She's le-TIT-ia James's twin sista: both are obese (obeast?)

Posted by: Free at April 18, 2025 12:43 PM (bULyo)

176 Ace,

Vulcan, an inhabited M-class planet orbiting the star 40 Eridani A in the Vulcan system within the Vulcan sector of the Alpha Quadrant. It has no moons.

It does form a binary pair with T'Khut, and is considered its companion planet.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 18, 2025 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

177 161
'Huh, you monsters, is that what you wanted, morbidly obese, career bureaucrats dying in their sleep at their desks?!!'

Well. I didn't want them first.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:44 PM (3wi/L)

178 Bitch didn't have a heart attack, she had a heart surrender.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM

LOL/ I am stealing that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:44 PM (ewjUl)

179 Some people call me a doge goon.

Some call me the gangster of love.

Some people call me Maurice.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2025 12:44 PM (0HaGk)

180 And they can retire at 58.

Or earlier with a disability claim, an odd retro-active pay bump, and then find another government job while collecting their pension.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2025 12:37 PM (mlg/3)

Yup...and they will loudly exclaim how smart and talented they are and how much they "sacrificed" for working for the feds. So if you need an expert on desk surfing, searching pron or hiding in the shitter for hours, they are the go to person.

Posted by: Double And Triple Dippers at April 18, 2025 12:44 PM (R/m4+)

181 She died as she lived. Obese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:45 PM (Zi/1w)

182
Why, I just saw that very svelte creature running parkour like a gazelle not six weeks ago!

I haven't the words ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 12:45 PM (Tv15w)

183 They really believe Trump is ruining the country. (Meantime, they all live comfortable lives, not one of them got a tax refund. They all had to pay.

—

If you’re getting a refund you’re giving the govt an interest free loan for a year.

It also doesn’t mean anything either way. I could have a $100k tax liability. I paid $101k and got a refund for $1k. Or I could have a $2k liability, I paid $1k, so I owe $1k.

Getting or not getting a refund is nothing but a timing issue. Has nothing to do with income or how good some’s life is.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:45 PM (DKKgv)

184 164 Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18. Monique came in and went to her desk, where she fell asleep, according to a Baltimore County Police report...
***

Her mornings don't sound overly stressful: She enters a "vast campus," (ot/ why does the SSA have a 'vast campus'?) calls her sister to chat, and then takes a nap at her desk.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2025 12:41 PM (lCppi)

Walking from the parking lot to her office LITERALLY MADE HER TAKE A DIRT NAP.

FUCK YOU, TRUMP!!!11!111

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (wtvvX)

185
In the immortal words of Stephen King,

"CHOW DOWN, WIDE LOAD!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (Tv15w)

186 How many days was Monique dead at her desk before anyone noticed something was wrong?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (qlkh/)

187 Well, one thing for sure. Victims of Trump's murder spree are widespread.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (L/fGl)

188 Like the wind

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HDeetZDIuUE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2025 12:47 PM (VNX3d)

189
Walking from the parking lot to her office LITERALLY MADE HER TAKE A DIRT NAP.

FUCK YOU, TRUMP!!!11!111
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (wtvvX)

Probably did...Hasn't been in the office for 5 years no doubt

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:47 PM (VE6XX)

190 I don’t know about the rest of you, but I get the feeling the Daily Beast is leaving out key elements of the story or just flat out making them up.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 12:47 PM (0aihy)

191 I find i impossible to believe that the federal bureaucracy does not offer access to weight loss programs.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 18, 2025 12:47 PM (FZn/N)

192 She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (viF8m)
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I guess this was part her normal routine, which should tell you how "essential" she really was.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2025 12:47 PM (7fElN)

193 Well, I've read that the feds have a problem because their hiring binge over the last few years have led to the situation where they don't have enough seats or parking spots for everyone on-site.

That's one more seat and parking space.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

194 This is the best"victim" they can find ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (VE6XX)

195 During autopsy, stomach contents were examined. She had been breakfasting on three po boys, a hearty serving of waffles and chicken, greens for good health, all washed down with Cheerwine. On to mid morning snack...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (gm9Sb)

196 The last straw was when Elon took away the office treadmill.

Oh no wait that says pepper mill.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (u9Npv)

197 It was a good thing Colonial Penn covered the cost of renting a crane and removing a window.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (Zi/1w)

198 CNN's biggest mistake here was forgetting to crop the photo to just her face. Their propaganda is getting very sloppy.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (GUOwU)

199 "My wife's therapist finally sold the Tesla that she so proudly bought right before the Chinese Flu hit..."

I have to ask, Mr. Lovera, if this therapist seems to be doing your wife any good?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (Ft5W9)

200 Actually I feel kinda bad about ragging on this dead woman. It's possible that the sister entirely made up what the dead woman said and thought, probably egged on by the CNN 'reporter', and used her as a prop just to get a cheap shot at Trump and Musk. I'd say odds are better than 50/50.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (Dv3i1)

201 I wonder how long this woman "slept" at her desk before somebody thought to wake her up.
So, not an unusual occurrence then, right, to see her sleeping at her desk.
Yes, she took her job very seriously. She was protecting the information from the bad people by putting it in her top drawer and then sleeping on it. Literally.

These people are all sick.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (Eo96p)

202 Her family opted for cremation. The service was Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (jjoN6)

203 195 During autopsy, stomach contents were examined. She had been breakfasting on three po boys, a hearty serving of waffles and chicken, greens for good health, all washed down with Cheerwine. On to mid morning snack...
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (gm9Sb)

=======

Later reporting clarified that this was just what was found in her fat folds before the autopsy took place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

204 How many days was Monique dead at her desk before anyone noticed something was wrong?
Posted by: TitanTom at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM (qlkh/)

Hahahahaha....I know that's right!

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (R/m4+)

205 23 Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage.

Remind me never to get on Ace's bad side.
Posted by: Archimedes
-----
Just think of his occasional correctives of commenters here as performance reviews for commenters. After all AOS does have performance standards for commenters to meet. These are necessary in order to meet its long term strategic plan of world domination.

That requires the maximum effort of all commenters to consistently perform at a high level without the comforts of pay, benefits, and recognition.

Unfortunately, we consistently disappoint the C-Suite CoBs and the CEO Ace, and occasionally the CTO Pixy, by our deleterious actions counterproductive to the site's implementation of its strategic plans.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (ctrM5)

206
She went to her desk and fell asleep and nobody thought that was a bit odd?

Posted by: JackStraw

Perhaps a refresher course of Peter interviewing with the two Bobs in "Office Space" is in order ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (Tv15w)

207 Access to SSA is The Hill for Democrats to die one.

Because:
1) exposes massive number of illegals getting benefits
2) Exposes massive number of imaginary people getting benefits
3) exposes the massive amount of fraud, that able-bodied are on SSDI
4) and this is the biggest--under the KYC rules implemented by Biden, financial institutions have to confirm and report the SSN of all customers.

Meaning every fraudulent loan, disbursement and application can be tied directly to the bank account--and the specific person--who stole OUR money.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (11WUE)

208 She screams "service elevator".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (wtvvX)

209 May have already been mentioned above, but what struck me is the nice little tidbit that her co-workers thought she was sleeping. Sleeping at her desk must have been a common occurrence for her co-workers to have not been even slightly concerned. "Where's Monique?" "Oh, she's just taking her nap."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (bNf8H)

210 195 During autopsy, stomach contents were examined. She had been breakfasting on three po boys, a hearty serving of waffles and chicken, greens for good health, all washed down with Cheerwine. On to mid morning snack...
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Cheerwine can't be involved. Its Holy Carbonated Blood of Christ.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (pZ64F)

211 205 That requires the maximum effort of all commenters to consistently perform at a high level without the comforts of pay, benefits, and recognition.

Unfortunately, we consistently disappoint the C-Suite CoBs and the CEO Ace, and occasionally the CTO Pixy, by our deleterious actions counterproductive to the site's implementation of its strategic plans.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (ctrM5)

======

And yet, I just coast through life shitposting like a boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

212 A spokesperson for the Social Security Administration, or SSA, confirmed to CNN that an employee died at the agency's headquarters on February 18 but did not respond to further questions.

February 18th -- Trump took office on January 20th.

He killed her not in a couple of months, as I stupidly claimed above, but in just 29 days. Just one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.
===

Like many things government related we should only be counting FULL WORK DAYS.
So, without looking back on the calendar we are looking at only 21 days.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM (/lPRQ)

213 It is impossible to know exactly what factors triggered Monique's health emergency that day.

**********

An honest person would have ended the article right there.

Posted by: muldoon at April 18, 2025 12:50 PM (/iMjX)

214
Related: Critical Drinker's review of "G-20" and how reality is gone.

Fortunately, Wakanda is a rich country, so there's a way out.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 12:50 PM (j4U/Z)

215 - or -
Full Business Days for you real pencil pushewrs out there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2025 12:50 PM (/lPRQ)

216 Bitch didn't get long covid, she got wide covid.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:36 PM (u9Npv)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 12:50 PM (8zz6B)

217 Getting or not getting a refund is nothing but a timing issue. Has nothing to do with income or how good some’s life is.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:45 PM (DKKgv)

How about. I know a lot more about their life circumstances and am well aware of where they live, their lifestyle, their vacation habits, etc. etc. etc.
The tax refund example was just one data point I pulled to make a point, if that’s OK with you, Spergy Boy.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (0aihy)

218 On to mid morning snack...

Then second breakfast!

Posted by: The Hobbits at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (/HDaX)

219 Ksha?

Pshaw!!

Posted by: muldoon at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (/iMjX)

220 Her family opted for cremation. The service was Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM

Actually that amount of fat will go for years. Like a peat bog fire.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (ewjUl)

221 I guess it's wrong of me to make fun of the deceased...Maybe her family shouldn't have said stuff that would set her up for ridicule.. They have some sort of reason.. Probably monetary...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (VE6XX)

222
Monique was great.

We loved living here. We really thrived in the environment that Monique set up for us.

But, now...well, I just don't see much of a future for us.

Posted by: Cholesterol Plaques in Monique's veins and Arteries at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM (iJfKG)

223 Trump is so bad an evil and orange that he has the power to kill a woman in 21 work days. Through stress alone.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:52 PM (DKKgv)

224
About twenty years back we had a guy pass away one morning while sitting at his desk at the Ex Station in Wilmington.

The young lady delivering the mail to him did not at all take to that surprise well. She was rattled for weeks afterward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (Tv15w)

225 I'd say odds are better than 50/50.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

More. The best thing to do is never talk to a reporter. This was true well before they all became Khmer Rouge Communists because for most reporters, actual humans and what they say, is totally coincidental to whatever narrative they choose to print.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (ctrM5)

226 Joking aside she was a very wholesome lady. For example in last year's office Nativity play she played the part of the three wise men.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (u9Npv)

227 199 "My wife's therapist finally sold the Tesla that she so proudly bought right before the Chinese Flu hit..."

I have to ask, Mr. Lovera, if this therapist seems to be doing your wife any good?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 12:48 PM (Ft5W9)

At this point, I think my wife is HER therapist.

My wife readily admits that she "feels too much" and she "thinks too much", but I knew this when I married her, and I still love her more than life. After almost 37 years of marriage, I'm good with all of it. I just wish she was.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (wtvvX)

228 Oh, no! Not Monique! And I just sent my oldest to Harvard!

She was like my twenty best customers!

Posted by: Local Dunkin' Donuts Owner at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (Ft5W9)

229 Healthy at any size! Had to be Trump's Death Aura what done her in!

Posted by: Gone to the Vegas buffet in the sky at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

230 It wasn’t public knowledge but Monique was scheduled to be on the next all chick astronaut flight.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM (DKKgv)

231 I guess it's wrong of me to make fun of the deceased...Maybe her family shouldn't have said stuff that would set her up for ridicule.. They have some sort of reason.. Probably monetary...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:51 PM

Perhaps they are consulting Carmello Bar's hoodrat parents.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (ewjUl)

232 On another victim story, I'd love to know what Maryland Man said to Sen. Hollens ...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (VE6XX)

233 I'm no expert, but...

...oh wait. Yes I am.

Posted by: muldoon at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (/iMjX)

234 Carbs kill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (0fMex)

235 5 What is it with all of these morbidly obese black women?
Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

Food deserts. And white supremacy.

Posted by: Mostly white supremacy at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

236 If only there had been an on-site fitness center.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (Vyll1)

237 She looked great in the last SI swimsuit edition.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (ewjUl)

238 Well, if it wasn't job-related stress what killed her, then it would have been snow shoveling or something.

What?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (/HDaX)

239 The Jimmy Castor Bunch will play at her memorial service.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (gm9Sb)

240 My wife's therapist finally sold the Tesla that she so proudly bought right before the Chinese Flu hit. The almost-70-year-old hippie bint was out of her mind during Trump's FIRST term, proudly wanting him to be "impeached" for "reasons". His Phoenician rise from the electoral ashes had already been a body-blow. Adding Elon to the mix pushed this donkey over the edge.

The lack of self-awareness amongst the PsychoKarenTherapist community is truly, and utterly, awe-inspiring. Sometimes in life, the entertainment just shows up at your door, unannounced.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

Business opportunity: buy up Teslas real cheap from distressed Leftards (well, of course I can't pay much for it; everybody's selling right now), dress the up with Trump swag, and resell to MAGA folks to use to drive around and annoy the 'tards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (8zz6B)

241 221 I guess it's wrong of me to make fun of the deceased...Maybe her family shouldn't have said stuff that would set her up for ridicule.. They have some sort of reason.. Probably monetary...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Anger. A lot of gimmedats or their adjacent families are going to be upset when the gravy train ends. No different than deportations. Or killer Anthony's parent crying out that people take offense to what their son did.

Entitlement is a helluva a drug.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (ctrM5)

242 So no Ozempic. What a tragedy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (pZ64F)

243 Ksha?

Posted by: Frank Constanza at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (PSEDc)

244 Too soon ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (NtVYv)

245 "The Trump administration's demolition of federal programs and jobs has sent waves of anxiety and depression through a government workforce that is experiencing anger, hopelessness and worries about people harming themselves"

This is pornographic. Literally.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (0HaGk)

246 Her dying wish was a defibrillator.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (u9Npv)

247 What I like most about all these stories, each trying to ramp up and one-up the hysteria, is:

I don't care, Margaret.

LOL, they have so isolated themselves inside their bubble, they have no idea that no one outside of their bubble cares.

And those outside that do hear, do not fucking care.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (11WUE)

248 Fine. Moar.
Feel the full might of the God Emperor's distain and die.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

249 'It's a bloodbath': Massive wave of job cuts underway at US health agencies

------------

"Trump and Musk Pounce and Seize on The Corpses of Their Lazy Layabout Obese Feral Worker Murder Victims!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (Cc/B0)

250 It's fun to stay at the Y M C A.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (0HaGk)

251 235 5 What is it with all of these morbidly obese black women?
Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

Food deserts. And white supremacy.
Posted by: Mostly white supremacy at April 18, 2025 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

And decades of being told you’re beautiful just the way you are. Yo go grrrll. Don’t let no (white) man tell you how to look.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (DKKgv)

252 Her name is "Ksha," no vowel in the beginning.
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I think she did have a vowel or two in the beginning, but she ate them too.

Posted by: Scampydog at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (T+cff)

253 246 Her dying wish was a defibrillator.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (u9Npv)

Dayyyyyum.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

254 Base Realignment and Closure, Wikipedia

Six times caught in the realignments & closures along with tens of thousands of other workers, civilian & military.

Naval Hospital Philadelphia, Philadelphia Naval Shipyard, Naval Station Philadelphia and more...

Tough jobs but all at way better places than being around the desk jockeys/managers of the US Department of Labor who've perfected cruelty.

----
Fallacy that all federal jobs are forever and/or will never be relocated.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (NFX2v)

255 Joking aside she was a very wholesome lady. For example in last year's office Nativity play she played the part of the three wise men.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM

She wanted to play thee actual manger but Brian Denehy already got cast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (ewjUl)

256 "On another victim story, I'd love to know what Maryland Man said to Sen. Hollens ..."

It looks like you'd need an interpreter, because it seems that Maryland's Husband of the Year doesn't speak English.....

Seriously. Senator Whatshisname had to bring an interpreter, which the press helpfully cropped out of most of the pictures.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (Ft5W9)

257 Maybe we should build some Wolf Traps and bait them with Snacks?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (pZ64F)

258 209
'Sleeping at her desk must have been a common occurrence for her co-workers to have not been even slightly concerned. "Where's Monique?" "Oh, she's just taking her nap."'

Eventually, they noticed a smell difference.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (3wi/L)

259
Actually that amount of fat will go for years. Like a peat bog fire.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Hello!

Posted by: Centralia, Pennsylvania Coal Seam Fire: Still Going Strong for Nigh On To Sixty-three Years Now! at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (Tv15w)

260 I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party

LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll

https://shorturl.at/MVFbI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (L/fGl)

261 The SSA claims an average 30 days to process.

They will, however, snatch that last deposit back from your checking account within days of your demise.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

262 The young lady delivering the mail to him did not at all take to that surprise well. She was rattled for weeks afterward.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Death has been so banished by those believing in eternal youth that it comes as a shock for people to encounter their mortality via seeing others dead.

Twas not that way a century or so ago.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (ctrM5)

263 So, Trump and Musk are now killers just like Romney gave that woman cancer. How insidious.

I'm curious about the "strategy to push out immigrants." Is that *all* immigrants, including the First Lady, or could the adjective "illegal" be properly inserted there?

Posted by: mindful webworker - with stress-related belly fat at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (dlb43)

264 245 "The Trump administration's demolition of federal programs and jobs has sent waves of anxiety and depression through a government workforce that is experiencing anger, hopelessness and worries about people harming themselves"

This is pornographic. Literally.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2025 12:56 PM (0HaGk)

It's sure as Hell sending orgasmic waves through my cerebral cortex...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 12:59 PM (wtvvX)

265 *sheepishly removes misspelled sock*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2025 12:59 PM (PSEDc)

266 30 days? Honestly that’s a lot lower than I would have imagined. My guess would have been 6 months.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 18, 2025 12:59 PM (DKKgv)

267
Show up. Chat with your sister on the phone. Take a nap.

I wouldn't take this position for less than $150,000/yr, plus benefits.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (j4U/Z)

268 If she had nothing to hide perhaps she'd not be so freaked out she had a heart attack.

Well, that and clogged coronary arteries, probable high blood pressure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (6PCLE)

269 Business opportunity: buy up Teslas real cheap from distressed Leftards (well, of course I can't pay much for it; everybody's selling right now), dress the up with Trump swag, and resell to MAGA folks to use to drive around and annoy the 'tards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 12:55 PM (8zz6B)

I fervently hope that a commie leftist keyed it before she could sell it.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (wtvvX)

270 Just think of his occasional correctives of commenters here as performance reviews for commenters. After all AOS does have performance standards for commenters to meet. These are necessary in order to meet its long term strategic plan of world domination.

That requires the maximum effort of all commenters to consistently perform at a high level without the comforts of pay, benefits, and recognition.

Unfortunately, we consistently disappoint the C-Suite CoBs and the CEO Ace, and occasionally the CTO Pixy, by our deleterious actions counterproductive to the site's implementation of its strategic plans.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 12:49 PM

IOW, we're not sticking to our core competencies, we're working in silos, we need to implement Best Practices, and (in a nod to old-skool Smart Military Blog terminology) we need to unf*ck ourselves and get with the program?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (0sNs1)

271 Trump is like Vader. All he has to do is look at you, hold his hands in that air Kung Fu grip thing and give you a squeeze. Don't fuck with Darth Trump!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (ewjUl)

272 246 Her dying wish was a defibrillator.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025
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LOL. This place.

Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (T+cff)

273 And those outside that do hear, do not fucking care.

I feel like I have to say something else when they start crying about what Orangeman is doing. When I breezily waved my hand and said: don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll all work out”
It hasn’t stopped the whining.
Maybe if I say: Congress will stop him

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (0aihy)

274 My grief for this lady and her family is profound.

It's commensurate with the amount of grief the federal government showed my family when my father was struck with a massive stroke and was bedridden for five years while I wiped his butt and changed his adult diapers everyday.

So concerned was the government with our plight that they sent an IRS agent to audit him as he lay in bed mute and drooling, able only to eat pudding texture foods.

In other words, I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Every White Man's World at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (W4LGq)

275 247 What I like most about all these stories, each trying to ramp up and one-up the hysteria, is:

I don't care, Margaret.

LOL, they have so isolated themselves inside their bubble, they have no idea that no one outside of their bubble cares.

And those outside that do hear, do not fucking care.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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After awhile, it is human nature to tune out. That is partly why black macabre humor is the norm for society's garbage men aka social workers, medical people, and cops.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (ctrM5)

276 270 IOW, we're not sticking to our core competencies, we're working in silos, we need to implement Best Practices, and (in a nod to old-skool Smart Military Blog terminology) we need to unf*ck ourselves and get with the program?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM (0sNs1)

========

But what about the paradigm shifting?!

Won't anyone think of the paradigm shifting?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

277
My profound thanks to DuPont Engineering for having stepped away from auto doff / don in the mid-80s and thereby allowing me to execute my tasks here flawlessly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (Tv15w)

278 I believe Ksha is the third moon of Planet Vulcan but I'll have to double-check that. Please do not pump that disinformation out there until it's confirmed.

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"You're thinking of K'sha, which is Vulcan for Black Hoe."

/#DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (Cc/B0)

279 In lieu of flowers, friends are asked to donate to the Monique Memorial Chocolate Fountain fund.

Posted by: What the article did not mention at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (ZH2Yv)

280 265 *sheepishly removes misspelled sock*
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Should we refer to you as Bug or Tug?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 01:01 PM (pZ64F)

281 Her name is "Ksha," no vowel in the beginning.

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It's the sound of a slave whip cracking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (L/fGl)

282 Decades ago, there was indeed a significant relocation effort involving federal workers, particularly impacting those involved with the Social Security Administration (SSA). Approximately 3,000 SSA employees, along with many in the Agriculture Department, were relocated to Albany, Georgia, or faced the option of finding alternative employment. This move was part of a broader strategy to reduce the SSA's presence in the Washington, D.C., area and decentralize operations. The relocation was a significant event, impacting many individuals and their families. (AI Overview)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (NFX2v)

283 260 I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party

LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll

https://shorturl.at/MVFbI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM (L/fGl)

GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip would beat his bitch ass...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (wtvvX)

284 LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll

https://shorturl.at/MVFbI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 18, 2025 12:58 PM

Isn't a chance in hell I am clicking on that link.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (ewjUl)

285 Suicidal empathy is never rewarded

@gatewaypundit 1h
PURE EVIL: Father of Austin Metcalf SWATTED After Karmelo Anthony Press Conference Where He was Smeared by an Anthony Spokesperson and Kicked Out

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (mlg/3)

286 Silver paradigms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 18, 2025 01:02 PM (0fMex)

287 Good thing the government didn't fire her or strip her access to health care for refusing some kind of shot or something. That could have really messed her up.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (4DY5T)

288 I feel like I have to say something else when they start crying about what Orangeman is doing. When I breezily waved my hand and said: don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll all work out”
It hasn’t stopped the whining.
Maybe if I say: Congress will stop him
Posted by: kallisto
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Switch the topic to the weather, the other person's health, or that of their pets.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

289 I don't paradigm shift.

I have an automatic.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (0HaGk)

290 Joking aside she was a very wholesome lady. For example in last year's office Nativity play she played the part of the three wise men.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 12:53 PM

She wanted to play thee actual manger but Brian Denehy already got cast.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 12:57 PM (ewjUl)

I thought she was cast as the inn.

Posted by: We bring gold, frankincense and Ozempic at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

291 Don't know what she was worried about... Judges have basically stopped any firings the Trump Administration has tried.... They put a "temporary" hold and keep renewing it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (VE6XX)

292 They wanted to name her Kiesh after the breakfast food. But she eated the vowels.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (ewjUl)

293 It was Beauty killed the beast. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Toad-0 at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (cct0t)

294

I'm dead from the waist down.

Also, the waist up.

Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (pt3r0)

295 288 Switch the topic to the weather, the other person's health, or that of their pets.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

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"You mean the weather that Trump is destroying by not taking climate change seriously?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

296 "246 Her dying wish was a defibrillator."

I can pretty much guaran-fargin-tee you that there was a defibrillator available; they've been becoming pretty standard office equipment for larger corporations since you can buy them on Amazon for about $1,700.

None of her fellow land-manatee co-workers felt like getting up to check on why the hell she was unconscious at her desk.

Of course, video of a bunch of your stereotypical federal office workers trying to actually OPERATE a defibrillator on someone would be comedy gold, Jerry!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (Ft5W9)

297 Gripping stuff.

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Am I the only one who heard that in Chris Plante's voice?

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (Cc/B0)

298 Her dying wish was ~~a defibrillator~~ more gravy[b/].

Posted by: ...

Fixed.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (VSjV5)

299 The commenter 'Trump killed my cat' needs to trademark that phrase ASAP. Then he/she can sue the AWFL and Julia cat ladies who will eventually be screaming it on CNNMSNBC, for trademark infringement.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (aBgBM)

300 260 I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party
---
Popular in Zumba classes, too!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (NFX2v)

301 My agency - county government - has a clear rule: fall asleep at your desk and you are fired. This land beast apparently did so regularly and her superiors were fine with it.

Posted by: fly gal at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (1fod6)

302 If you guys remember, they also accused Dubya of killing a reporter. That reporter too had a heart attack. Don't remember his name. The claim was that Dubya said something so outrageous that this reporter couldn't handle it, and keeled over dead. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

303
Wait, Ace and the Cob Loggers have called for snap performance reviews of the commentating proletariat? And just before a long weekend?

I hereby rescind my evaluation of them as being, "cruel, but fair".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (Tv15w)

304 285 Suicidal empathy is never rewarded

@gatewaypundit 1h
PURE EVIL: Father of Austin Metcalf SWATTED After Karmelo Anthony Press Conference Where He was Smeared by an Anthony Spokesperson and Kicked Out
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Things like this often break apart the victim's family.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (ctrM5)

305 Possibly let go from her job and the great federal cafeteria food. So she checks out. Riiiiight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (6TePA)

306 What is it with all of these morbidly obese black women?
Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

Black guys will stick their dick in literally anything.

Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (pt3r0)

307 302 If you guys remember, they also accused Dubya of killing a reporter. That reporter too had a heart attack. Don't remember his name. The claim was that Dubya said something so outrageous that this reporter couldn't handle it, and keeled over dead. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

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That doesn't sound like how the press would treat elder statesman, establishment-friendly George W. Bush.

Surely you are mistaken.

The press and the left only treat Donald Trump like he murders nobodies with mind rays, and they'd never use that tactic on anyone else again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

308 260
'
LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll'

Does it cry when you disrespect it?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (3wi/L)

309 This land beast apparently did so regularly and her superiors were fine with it.
Posted by: fly gal at April 18, 2025 01:04 PM (1fod6)

They were most likely afraid and intimidated. If they would have said anything the NAALCP, Al Sharpton and other race warlords would have descended on them like white on rice with knives.

Posted by: Stepin Fetchit at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (R/m4+)

310 The idea of these stories accusing us of murder is to justify their crazies to go out and murder.

The more you know..........

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (u9Npv)

311 Or is it just the Heart Attack Laser Beams that Musk fires out of his eyes?

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I'm pretty sure it's fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (Cc/B0)

312
CNN.
LOL.

Posted by: Most people at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (6vpu3)

313 303
Wait, Ace and the Cob Loggers have called for snap performance reviews of the commentating proletariat? And just before a long weekend?

I hereby rescind my evaluation of them as being, "cruel, but fair".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (Tv15w)

I HAVE EXCEEDED EVERY BLOG GOAL I SET BY 69%.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BONUS???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

314 313 I HAVE EXCEEDED EVERY BLOG GOAL I SET BY 69%.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BONUS???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

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69, dudes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

315 I wonder if she sued Lyft as well.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (Akwrs)

316 308 260
'
LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll'

Does it cry when you disrespect it?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 01:06 PM (3wi/L)

Only after it flops to the ground.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

317 Wait, Ace and the Cob Loggers have called for snap performance reviews of the commentating proletariat? And just before a long weekend?

I hereby rescind my evaluation of them as being, "cruel, but fair".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (Tv15w)

They have a user-facing dashboard providing them real-time metrics.

Posted by: Robust. Stable. Best in class. at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

318 IOW, we're not sticking to our core competencies, we're working in silos, we need to implement Best Practices, and (in a nod to old-skool Smart Military Blog terminology) we need to unf*ck ourselves and get with the program?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:00 PM

That's not like a new paradigm. You need to think outside the box. Comment smarter, not harder.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (jc0TO)

319 "You mean the weather that Trump is destroying by not taking climate change seriously?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Ah, yes, then you do the Eliza Doolittle gambit by talking about a deceased aunt and whether someone did her in and how someone nicked your expected inheritance.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

320 Switch the topic to the weather, the other person's health, or that of their pets.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

Ok I’ll tell them not to worry so much. HHS Sec. RFK Jr. has ordered destruction of America’s kibble and bits supply, that’s not so bad is it?

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (0aihy)

321 315 I wonder if she sued Lyft as well.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (Akwrs)

A Lyft wouldn't be enough... She'd need a crane

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (VE6XX)

322 Meanwhile we were all told to shut the fuck up and give them room to destroy while entire cities BURNED

Fuck the media to hell

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (55KtP)

323 I'm going to need you to comment on Saturday, mmkay.

Posted by: not really Ace at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (jc0TO)

324 What is it with all of these morbidly obese black women?
Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
Black guys will stick their dick in literally anything.
Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM (pt3r0)

The slave owner would breed his big black man with his big black woman so that he would have a big black kid.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy The Greek at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (R/m4+)

325 319 Ah, yes, then you do the Eliza Doolittle gambit by talking about a deceased aunt and whether someone did her in and how someone nicked your expected inheritance.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

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"I remember when Trump raped our deceased aunt in a Manhattan department store!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

326 LYFT doesn't have dumptrucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (0fMex)

327 Austin Metcalf's family was swatted overnight. I'm not joking. Details here:

Well, just in case you didn't think the Metcalf and Karmelo Anthony case couldn't bring any more drama, you were wrong.

A 'swatting' call was made Thursday to an address linked to the family of the Frisco teenager who was fatally stabbed at a track meet earlier this month, police confirmed to The Dallas Morning News.
Frisco police said officers responded earlier in the evening to a gunshot call to an address involving Austin Metcalf's family. Grant Cottingham, a police spokesperson, said the call turned out to be false.

https://tinyurl.com/4445whv2

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (/iLcI)

328 "Switch the topic to the weather, the other person's health, or that of their pets."

In and around Chicago 'How about those Bears!" used to work, except now if they're a fan they promptly try to hang themselves if you bring Halas' Hapless Heros into the conversation.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (Ft5W9)

329
PURE EVIL: Father of Austin Metcalf SWATTED After Karmelo Anthony Press Conference Where He was Smeared by an Anthony Spokesperson and Kicked Out
Posted by: weft cut-loop

That's Anthony ~~Spokesperson~~ Legal Representative "Sportin' Life" Jackson, if you please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (Tv15w)

330 Monique came in and went to her desk, where she fell asleep, according to a Baltimore County Police report that the agency shared with CNN.

OK, maybe I'm just an idiot but how do they know she fell asleep?

Are there cameras in her office?
Did her colleagues see her sleeping?

Was it just a normal thing for Monique to take a nap as soon as she got to work?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (6ydKt)

331 I can pretty much guaran-fargin-tee you that there was a defibrillator available; they've been becoming pretty standard office equipment for larger corporations since you can buy them on Amazon for about $1,700.
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That's for an average human.

Not even a defibrillator direct wired to 220 would be able to power through to the heart, insulated by the yards of blubber on that whale.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (11WUE)

332 I HAVE EXCEEDED EVERY BLOG GOAL I SET BY 69%.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BONUS???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

We can give you a 1.5% annual increase. There isn't enough room in the budget anything else.

Posted by: Unless it's the CEO's $6M bonus at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

333 None of her fellow land-manatee co-workers felt like getting up to check on why the hell she was unconscious at her desk.
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Did she die on a Friday and was only discovered on Monday or did the cleaning crew already know the score on Tuesday but can't speak English?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (pZ64F)

334 PURE EVIL: Father of Austin Metcalf SWATTED After Karmelo Anthony Press Conference Where He was Smeared by an Anthony Spokesperson and Kicked Out
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Things like this often break apart the victim's family.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:05 PM

As I said in the downstairs thread. THIS is why their candy bar thug offspring killed a kid. Pure trash family. Absolute garbage humans. I hope they end up broke and miserable and their miserable offspring pounded in the ass daily.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (ewjUl)

335 It's not just Commentators that Ace evaluates.

Weasel catches Ewokian h*ll every Monday morning should the comments on Sunday night's Gun Thread not exceed those on the (now-Frenchified) Food Thread.

Food for thought.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (0sNs1)

336 one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.

...

Not a leap year. Disinformation!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (wzAuc)

337 The last words she heard were. "It's a thin mint".

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (ewjUl)

338 Black guys will stick their dick in literally anything.
Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt

"Eleanor, anything you want to tell me?"
-- Franklin

Posted by: Bulg at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (77rzZ)

339 IOW, we're not sticking to our core competencies, we're working in silos, we need to implement Best Practices, and (in a nod to old-skool Smart Military Blog terminology) we need to unf*ck ourselves and get with the program?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Exactly so. Definitely need consultants to analyze just what we do here and implement ISO 9001 quality improvement processes for comments. Aim for six sigmas in content errors.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (ctrM5)

340 He killed her not in a couple of months, as I stupidly claimed above, but in just 29 days. Just one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.

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This could be the basis of a new #Woke Sherlock Holmes movie reboot: "The Leap Year of Fear."

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:11 PM (Cc/B0)

341 The last words she heard were. "It's a thin mint".
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (ewjUl)

Waffer thin!

Posted by: Aaaaand the whale goes boom at April 18, 2025 01:11 PM (TbWk/)

342 "What happened to Monique was truly sad and tragic, literally shook me to the core," an SSA employee told CNN.

'Total fear and demoralization'

OK, now I'm calling bullshit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 18, 2025 01:12 PM (6ydKt)

343 This could be the basis of a new #Woke Sherlock Holmes movie reboot: "The Leap Year of Fear."
Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:11 PM (Cc/B0)

And they use the word "leap" lightly.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 01:12 PM (u9Npv)

344 It was time to spring ahead but she fell backward.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2025 01:12 PM (u9Npv)

345 Duncananthrax.

We also need to have TJM calibrate the Gonculator. I think it has been throwing out some errors because we have the American model instead of the German one.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM (ctrM5)

346 Exactly so. Definitely need consultants to analyze just what we do here and implement ISO 9001 quality improvement processes for comments. Aim for six sigmas in content errors.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (ctrM5)

We'll form a tiger team to drill down on maximizing throughput and optimizing deliverables to our stakeholders.

Posted by: Open that kimono. Real slow. Yeeaaaahhhh at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

347 Germans make great stuff.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM (jc0TO)

348 They figured out she must be dead when they noticed that they couldn't hear her snoring.

Posted by: Toad-0 at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM (cct0t)

349 This could be the basis of a new #Woke Sherlock Holmes movie reboot: "The Leap Year of Fear."
Posted by: ShainS
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Brilliant, lol.

Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM (ctrM5)

350 Scene - Fade Into Darkened Conference Room - Morning

Cut to plaque on door - "SSA Sensitive Info Spec-Ops Team 6"

Pan to - Supervisor pulling on kevlar body armor over carpal tunnel braces on both wrists:

Supervisor: "OK people! We got information to protect from DOGE. Not from the massive amount flowing to illegal immigrants. Those guys are just hoping for a better life. But that Musk.... grrrr"

Multiple Team Members: "HOOAH!" (shouted mostly in harmony)

Supervisor: "We'll have to hit this hard and fast, so load up on some energy. Grab a donut from the table. Chocolate-chocolate sprinkle is reserved for squad leaders. Monique... MONIQUE, these donuts are for everyone so show some restraint."

Monique: "Got it Sarge. I'm feeling sleepy...."

End Scene

Posted by: Croaker at April 18, 2025 01:14 PM (+BcZI)

351
I don't think we're in silos as much as we are in bunkers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:14 PM (Tv15w)

352 332 I HAVE EXCEEDED EVERY BLOG GOAL I SET BY 69%.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BONUS???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

We can give you a 1.5% annual increase. There isn't enough room in the budget anything else.

Posted by: Unless it's the CEO's $6M bonus at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

LOWBALLIN' ME??? I KNOW YOU'RE MAKING BANK ON KING HARV!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (wtvvX)

353
O.K., I'll join the picket line for "AOS UNFAIR TO LAZY SHITPOSTERS" but I need at least $50 and an hour of free drinks at the bar around the corner.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (j4U/Z)

354 It's not just Commentators that Ace evaluates.

Weasel catches Ewokian h*ll every Monday morning should the comments on Sunday night's Gun Thread not exceed those on the (now-Frenchified) Food Thread.

Food for thought.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:10 PM (0sNs1)
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I dread the day I get called into the boss's office because someone didn't wear pants on the Sunday Morning Book Thread...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (7fElN)

355 Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage.

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"How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a woman than she lay down her life for her cat. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame ... for one cat. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see. H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (Cc/B0)

356 Greg Pearre, a career civil servant who led an IT team working on the agency's data systems, was removed over his opposition to a DOGE plan to cut off immigrants from key financial services, three people told the Post.

Dude, you run wires and type code.
What in the world gave you the idea that you could set policy for the Social Security Administration?

The Martyr Complex on this one is off the charts.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (6ydKt)

357 >>>You've got to be ****ing kidding me with this sh** now, CNN.

With DOGE and Trump's promise of efficiency, I honestly expected the body count to be higher.

Be better, Trump. Be better, Musk.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (i24o9)

358 Switch the topic to the weather, the other person's health, or that of their pets.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

Or just laugh uproariously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (8zz6B)

359

I wanna sex up your mouf.

Posted by: Black Guy at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (pt3r0)

360 We also need to have TJM calibrate the Gonculator. I think it has been throwing out some errors because we have the American model instead of the German one.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM

Given he's in the middle of his Alan Smithee retrospective for the Movie Thread, does he have sufficient bandwidth for that while not exceeding his Work-In-Progress limits?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (0sNs1)

361 Dude, you run wires and type code.

He didn't even do that, he was management.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

362 327
'A 'swatting' call was made Thursday to an address linked to the family of the Frisco teenager who was fatally stabbed'

I'm Really eager to see these swatters identified and named publicly.
The police already need to back trace every call like it's a kidnapper or serial killer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 01:17 PM (3wi/L)

363 Speaking of the lazy press out there on their own agenda, I just watched the MehmetOz be sworn in as Secretary of HHS. He gave brief but interesting remarks about what he has found so far in the fraud department at HHS and his plans to clean up the place and when he was finished, Trump asked if there were any questions for him and out of the 20 or 30 press people standing there not a single one had a question for him. EvenTrump looked a little taken back.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2025 01:17 PM (VHO8+)

364 "...Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage..."

OMG, I love you Mang...

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 18, 2025 01:17 PM (BW+Gb)

365 Ksha is a very popular name in some parts of the Balkans, often described as "hollers". It was originally brought across the Med meaning strong black woman who will be queen of the DMV.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2025 01:17 PM (gm9Sb)

366 The Martyr Complex on this one is off the charts.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 18, 2025 01:15 PM (6ydKt)

I think it was more an issue of him not yet having removed all the illegal smut off his hard drive tho’

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (0aihy)

367 The first time I was fired was literally right out of college when after paying $40,000 for my college education the best I could get was a delivery driver for a local florist

I got fired because I took a few flowers of my own to give to a would be girlfriend thinking that was perfectly fine to do

Was that wrong… should I not have done that…

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (+h6mu)

368 360 We also need to have TJM calibrate the Gonculator. I think it has been throwing out some errors because we have the American model instead of the German one.
Posted by: whig at April 18, 2025 01:13 PM

Given he's in the middle of his Alan Smithee retrospective for the Movie Thread, does he have sufficient bandwidth for that while not exceeding his Work-In-Progress limits?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2025 01:16 PM (0sNs1)

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My pipeline is already maxed out, limiting my exposure for new projects. It's gonna be a tough haul, but I can rope in some help from Mark, assuming his manager signs off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

369 331
Maybe if it were wired to the transformer outside.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (3wi/L)

370 Monique may have feared being dragged into potential fraud orchestrated by certain agency managers. Don't underestimate what they've done for bonuses, especially during past administrations. 🤫

May she RIP.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (NFX2v)

371
Was it just a normal thing for Monique to take a nap as soon as she got to work?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Once again, Peter and the two Bobs.

"Office Space".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (Tv15w)

372 Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage.
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The deliberate removal of all other emotions except for fear and outrage is taken directly from George Orwell's 1984.

They really are using that book as an instruction manual.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (7fElN)

373 364 "...Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage..."

OMG, I love you Mang...
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 18, 2025 01:17 PM (BW+Gb)

He uses his keyboard purtier'n a $20 whore.

Posted by: My mind is a raging torrent at April 18, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

374 Won't anyone think of the paradigm shifting?!

**********

Last I checked, a paradigm was still 20 cents...

...same as in town.

Posted by: muldoon at April 18, 2025 01:19 PM (/iMjX)

375 I saw Heart Attack Paralysis Gas open for The Flaming Lips at Ted's Orgy Palace in '84.

Posted by: ShainS -- Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 18, 2025 01:19 PM (Cc/B0)

376 This is a real story at CNN.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 18, 2025 01:19 PM (0fMex)

377 I dread the day I get called into the boss's office because someone didn't wear pants on the Sunday Morning Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I pull it out of my boxers, just to flaunt the rules.

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at April 18, 2025 01:20 PM (G5+As)

378
It is sad that Monique passed away. May she rest in peace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:20 PM (Tv15w)

379 My pipeline is already maxed out, limiting my exposure for new projects. It's gonna be a tough haul, but I can rope in some help from Mark, assuming his manager signs off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 18, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

That's a big ask.

Posted by: And a heavy lift at April 18, 2025 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

380 37 28 ace at his very best with this post.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2025 12:25 PM (yp8Vj)

♫Ace is the place with the heartless cruelty man♫

Posted by: Musically inclined Miklos at April 18, 2025 01:20 PM (UOzvC)

381 TOTALLY NOOD.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2025 01:21 PM (wtvvX)

382 376 This is a real story at CNN.
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CNN should consider running cartoons. I think they would get a larger and more loyal audience that way.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 18, 2025 01:21 PM (pZ64F)

383 NOOD

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 18, 2025 01:21 PM (VJc7E)

384 Trump asked if there were any questions for him and out of the 20 or 30 press people standing there not a single one had a question for him.
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You'd think uncovering fraud by the powerful and connected would be a great story. But, theyd lose their few remaining customers if they report on stories that look bad for their political team. And no chance for a Pulitzer.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 18, 2025 01:22 PM (Dv3i1)

385 New Anchor Baby Thread up

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2025 01:22 PM (0aihy)

386
My field of fooks to give is indeed barren for the poor benighted feral "workers". We in the private sector were subjected to this type of uncertainty and stress for decades. Toughen up, buttercups.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2025 01:23 PM (Tv15w)

387 Frisco police said officers responded earlier in the evening to a gunshot call to an address involving Austin Metcalf's family. Grant Cottingham, a police spokesperson, said the call turned out to be false.

https://tinyurl.com/4445whv2
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2025 01:09 PM (/iLcI)

Sauce for the goose, and all that...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2025 01:23 PM (8zz6B)

388
My name is "Ksha".

Gesundheit, you should take care of that cold!

Posted by: Speller at April 18, 2025 01:25 PM (pSotA)

389 I think she spells her name Neiksha.

Posted by: So there's that at April 18, 2025 01:27 PM (6vpu3)

390 Monique was probably saving up to buy her sister a vowel. Tragic.

Posted by: Nonna Turney, Spokesperson at April 18, 2025 01:28 PM (HN9JN)

391 >>>Complications from Monique's disease can include a heart attack or stroke.

Monique's Disease - DOGE etiology. We need an ICD-10 code for this.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2025 01:34 PM (w6EFb)

392 It's the duty and pleasure of every American in the private sector to fund the lavish salaries of lifelong bureaucrats with no-show and do-nothing jobs.

Posted by: mea culpa at April 18, 2025 01:35 PM (YxlHp)

393 I was waiting for the first one to drop dead

Posted by: Joe at April 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rzwGB)

394 Ksha would be a valid letter in many Indian languages.

It produces unfortunate names like dikshit.

Posted by: MikeN at April 18, 2025 01:43 PM (HVZOH)

395 When you know you didn't earn nor are qualified for your job you can get stressed when performance is suddenly required. Tough shit.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at April 18, 2025 01:49 PM (dFG8E)

396 JackStraw, ace is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to/

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2025 12:30 PM

Ace is a wizard? I thought he was an ewok.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 18, 2025 01:50 PM (P5BPp)

397 How many attempted murders did CNN commit with its last round of layoffs.

Posted by: Ben Sears at April 18, 2025 01:52 PM (34Egb)

398 Bitch didn't have a heart attack, she had a heart surrender.

Bravo!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 18, 2025 01:53 PM (g/Chl)

399 "was removed over his opposition to a DOGE plan to cut off immigrants from key financial services."

Er. Illegal immigrants are not supposed to have SS#s. Thye are not supposed to receive benefits.

"granted a temporary legal status." Okay, how do we go about "ungranting" that? Because if you can't ungrant it isn't temporary, right?

What we have seen is a systematic attempt by the Biden administration to circumvent the law at every turn. Make illegals functionally legal and undeportable.

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 18, 2025 01:54 PM (gDhA9)

400 It's funny. The media didn't have such a fit when I and my coworkers were forced out in the BRAC (Base Realignment and Closing Act) in the late 1990s and early 2000s. I had worked for the DoD for 12 years. They locked me out of my office, shut down my unit, and I was out cold. Sure, it was a shock, but I got another job, a better one, moved to a better place, and did just fine. This kind of thing is not new, and nobody is "owed" a lifetime position. If you are good at your job, then you have some skills. If you have skills, even if they are specialized, they can almost certainly be generalized enough to leverage into something else.

Posted by: hh475 at April 18, 2025 02:07 PM (n7AHL)

401 Remember all the similar stories from CNN and other leftist outlets about how the stress of having their professions eliminated by Biden, all those coal miners and oil pipeline and rigging workers drank themselves to death or succumbed to worry?

Lol... jk.

Posted by: red speck at April 18, 2025 02:15 PM (0Id0S)

402 How many days was Monique dead at her desk before anyone noticed something was wrong?

Posted by: TitanTom at April 18, 2025 12:46 PM

"17 million people. This was a country, it'd be the fifth biggest economy in the world and nobody knows each other. I read about this guy, gets on the MTA here, dies.

Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices."

Posted by: Vincent at April 18, 2025 02:21 PM (P5BPp)

403 When she was born her Daddy was asked what her name would be and at that precise time he sneezed! Okay they said "Ksha" it is.

Posted by: It's Gonna Be Yuge! at April 18, 2025 02:23 PM (YYrdK)

404 Complications from Monique's disease can include a heart attack or stroke. According to the report, Ksha told police that Monique had obesity and high blood pressure, which she was taking medication for. Co-workers told the responding police officer that Monique was "not in a [sic] visible signs of distress" prior to falling asleep, the report said.

Obesity and high blood pressure and medication. When I was on medication for high blood sugar, I was told to monitor my blood sugar levels. Too high over long period of time is dangerous to one's health, but too low over a short period of time could kill you almost immediately. When blood sugar goes too low, you can pass out.

That's my guess as to what happened here, when it says she "fell asleep" at her desk. Guessing she was on some blood sugar medication in addition to the blood pressure meds and her blood sugar went dangerously low. She then did not eat anything to get her blood sugar back to normal levels and ended up passing out and never waking up.

Definitely a tragedy, but to tie it to Trump and Musk is ridiculous.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 18, 2025 02:35 PM (P5BPp)

405 I don't watch CNN, and the only stories from CNN I know about come from here or Instapundit. But, I was in the ER waiting room yesterday for 5 hours sitting below the TV with CNN on. Wasn't watching it but could hear it. Every story, I am not exaggerating was a negative attack on Trump. Not only that but the, using their terms, misinformation was staggering. I almost had to change my complaint to heart attack as my blood pressure kept rising. My god, it is worse than I thought and my opinion of them was basically crap.

Posted by: EyeofSauron at April 18, 2025 02:36 PM (u0bih)

406 Murder in retro, it's obvious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 18, 2025 02:38 PM (4fQmp)

407 She died because she had 50+ years of FAT. If she was a victim of DOGE she would be at 98 lbs after all the fat was removed. More FAKE news from CNN.

Posted by: mustng66 at April 18, 2025 02:40 PM (w9tg2)

408 She was under more stress than most because she kept hearing that Musk was going to cut the fat. That made her feel targeted.

Posted by: Dave at April 18, 2025 02:55 PM (sbsMc)

409 24 Bloodbath? Targeted? I'm going out on a limb, but I think somebody who's actually BEEN shot in the shot in the head has a somewhat different perspective...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 18, 2025 03:35 PM (8A9Ql)

410 I always liked to listen to KSHA when passing through Lake Woebegone, MN. Weak signal, though. Only 100 watts.

Posted by: oopsie . . . too late at April 18, 2025 04:18 PM (kvDvI)

411 Back when I traveled a lot, I carried a little pad of yellow stickup notes. When cnn was on the airport tv, I'd write LIARS and stick it to the monitor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2025 04:32 PM (W/lyH)

412 All that exposition and not even a shout-out to Mitt Romney, who is regularly credited with perfecting the Cancer Ray Gun.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at April 18, 2025 04:52 PM (vTTFR)

413 My reaction:
Who cares?

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at April 18, 2025 05:51 PM (W+TLY)

414 Crumby News Network their still losing their viewers and running closer to the edge of the Bottomless Pit

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 18, 2025 06:55 PM (wGqjj)

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