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Oh, no! Greedy corporations are going to make a "shoplifting desert" in Chicago!

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Another BB story about senior astronaut Katy Perry.

Oh my: Shakedown artist Joe Biden is advertising his availability to give you a rambling incoherent speech for -- get this -- $300,000 a pop, but it turns out that oligarchs no longer so eager to pour money into his pockets.

It's not just Biden family artwork that's struggling to sell these days.

Former President Joe Biden's attempt to bill $300,000 per speaking appearance is finding few takers, The Post has learned -- as some of his own former aides say it's time for the 82-year-old to leave the spotlight for good after reminiscing about "colored kids" Tuesday in his first public address since leaving office.

A source familiar with Biden's faltering speaking career said that the 46th president's standard pitch is $300,000 -- 25% below Barack Obama's $400,000 asking price upon leaving office in 2017.

It's unclear how negotiable Biden's rate is.

If travel is required, a private jet and expenses for five staffers also is expected for Biden, who has been repped since leaving office by the Creative Artists Agency.

"CAA is having trouble booking gigs, which isn't surprising," the tipster said.

A second source said they had heard of people close to Biden floating an even higher desired speaking fee, despite the ex-commander in chief having a history of peddling glaring inaccuracies before his political career came to a crashing end when he delivered incoherent debate remarks that prompted a Democratic mutiny.

Biden's use of "colored" to refer to black people while speaking at a disability conference in Chicago earlier this week has some former aides hoping he will spend more time at his Rehoboth Beach house.

"This was hard to watch," said one former White House official. "It felt like seeing someone you care about start to regress. We just wanted him to enjoy retirement like other presidents -- not go out like this."

Boy, remember the old days, Joe? When you could just tell a country to fire a prosecutor investigating your son's influence-seeking business and they'd comply?

Trump commented on the Biden Presidency: "Worst administration in our country's history. Jimmy Carter died a happy man. You know why? Because he wasn't the worst president, Joe Biden was."

Rubio announces that he's shutting down the State Department's censorship program. If this sounds familiar, that's because he already shut it down, but the Deep State kept it going under a different name. (Stop me if you heard this one before.)

Now he's shutting it down under its new assumed name.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio has announced the closure of a State Department effort that he accused of spending millions on censorship.

"I am announcing the closure of the State Department's Counter Foreign Information Manipulation and Interference (R/FIMI), formerly known as the Global Engagement Center (GEC)," Rubio said in a statement issued on Wednesday.

"Under the previous administration, this office, which cost taxpayers more than $50 million per year, spent millions of dollars to actively silence and censor the voices of Americans they were supposed to be serving," Rubio asserted.

The GEC closed in December, according to an archived State Department website content that is still viewable online.

Rubio asserted in a piece published on The Federalist that the GEC had not actually ended, but was simply re-branded.

"When Republicans in Congress sunset GEC's funding at the end of last year, the Biden State Department simply slapped on a new name. The GEC became the Counter Foreign Information Manipulation and Interference (R-FIMI) office, with the same roster of employees. With this new name, they hoped to survive the transition to the new administration," Rubio wrote. "Today, we are putting that to an end. Whatever name it goes by, GEC is dead. It will not return."

The Deep State is so corrupt that even its agencies have criminal aliases.

Ed Morrissey reports that a new Politico poll shows that some voters are getting tired of the Democrats' endless "resistance" to democratic choices made by the public.

Those voters? California Democrats.

In a dual survey of California voters and political professionals who are driving the state's agenda, the electorate is strikingly more likely to want a detente with the White House. Voters are also more divided on issues like immigration and climate change, where Gov. Gavin Newsom and Democratic state lawmakers have asserted progressive ambitions that rebuff the president's agenda.

A plurality of voters is skeptical of legal immigration, and less than half think the state should be able to set its own strict standards on vehicle emissions, an authority California has used for more than half a century.

The results suggest a disconnect between the policymaking class and voters in an overwhelmingly blue state where Trump made broad inroads in 2024 amid widespread frustrations over crime and a prohibitively high cost of living. Registered Democrats, however -- who comprise nearly half the electorate -- are more enthusiastic about progressive policies and more eager to challenge Trump's Washington.

The poll shows that even Democrats want moderation, not more extremism and election-denial.

Bernie and AOC understood the assignment, and the assignment was Grift 'em Until Their Eyes Spin.

Sen. Bernie Sanders has crisscrossed the country on his nationwide Fighting Oligarchy Tour to rail against billionaires and supposed "oligarchs" like Elon Musk--while traveling like an oligarch himself.

Campaign expenditures released Tuesday and reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon show Sanders's main campaign committee, Friends of Bernie Sanders, spent $221,723 chartering private jets during the first quarter of 2025, with the first payment coming just days before the launch of his tour in February.

"We will not accept a rigged economy where working people struggle while billionaires become richer," Sanders said during the tour's latest event in California on Tuesday. "We have got to create an economy that works for working people, not just Mr. Musk and the billionaire class." But Sanders has had no issue splurging on private jets far beyond the means of working people, even as he has ramped up his attacks on the rich.

The revelation is just the latest contrast between his socialist rhetoric and his millionaire lifestyle....

Contrast? His socialist rhetoric is how he earned his millionaire lifestyle!


The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox

NEW: Scott Jennings torpedoes Democrat shill's entire MS-13 gang member defense--with one devastating question.

It didn't feel like a CNN panel.

It felt like a National Geographic nature documentary--where a predator stalks its prey, just waiting for that one fatal misstep.

Democrat strategist Julie Roginsky tried to defend deported MS-13 gang member Abrego Garcia.

Her argument? That he wasn't a gang member and he was "disappeared" without due process.

"There's due process that exists in this country for everybody," she said. "And the fact that this man received no due process--he was effectively disappeared to a foreign country, a country which he came from."

Then she slipped: "He got asylum--"

@ScottJenningsKY
pounced.

"That's not a foreign country. He lives there."

"Excuse me! No, he does not live there," Roginsky snapped.

"He's a citizen of El Salvador," Jennings replied.

"Excuse me! No, he does not live there!"

"He's a citizen. Does he have asylum?" Jennings pressed.

She backpedaled: "Excuse me! Let me finish. No, sorry. No, it's not that he got asylum. He got a judge to say that he could not be--"

Jennings closed in: "Does he have a deportation order?"

"Excuse me! He could not be--can you let me finish? He could not be rendered back to El Salvador," she said, "because he was at risk of being harmed in El Salvador."

Jennings went for the jugular:

"By who? By who?! By who? I'm asking you!"

"Who was he at risk of?"

Roginsky froze. "Who could he be at risk by? I don't know..."

Then came the kill shot:

"A rival gang. A RIVAL gang."

Jennings turned to the camera and grinned like a lion licking its chops after a fresh kill.

Argument over. Her narrative? Obliterated--by her own words.

Video here.

Mark Penn
@Mark_Penn

Runaway Judge

Judge Boasberg reminds me of Merrick Garland -- well educated and intelligent and yet partisan to the core.

Boasberg did nothing when the rights of officials were being violated under FISA warrants that should not have been issued and gave a slap on the wrist to the FBI attorney who deliberately changed an email from the CIA that said Carter Page was a source they worked with and he deliberately added "NOT" to reverse the meaning and used the fake email to get a secret warrant to issue illegal wiretaps.

Now he is threatening criminal prosecutions of Trump officials and says he might even settup a special prosecutor under his own authority so he could become both prosecutor and judge.

The Supreme Court said his orders were null and void -- that they never should have been issued and that he had no jurisdiction. And now he says that even "erroneous" court orders must be followed. Really.

He has now gone overboard in his attempt to reassert his authority when he had none in the first place. So judges can make erroneous rulings, be completely overturned, and then keep going anyway? In this case, it's Boasberg who needs a restraining order on his now clearly partisan behavior here.

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

"I am shocked, shocked I say, by the total lack of due process involving these undocumented immigrants!"

"You mean how there was no due process to allow them into the United States in the first place?"

"No, not that kind of due process. That kind of due process is bad. You know, the kind that protects Americans?"


Criminally-entitled nepo-baby madwoman Taylor Lorenz appeared on Hannity to argue that when she calls Luigi Magione "handsome," "smart" and "a morally good man," she's not really praising him.

No, she's just reporting on what leftwing women who she agrees with are saying about the Heart-throb Murderer.

Here was her quote:


Here's this man who, who's a revolutionary, who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart -- he's a person that seems like a morally good man, which is hard to find[.]

Note that she says a "morally good man" is "hard to find," meaning that most men are not morally good.

That would be like me saying it's hard to find a leftwing woman who isn't on so many SSRIs her hairline looks like Abe Vigoda and who isn't a madwoman and who isn't a terrorist-loving murder-masturbating monster.

I mean, it wouldn't be like that, because what I just said is true.

Hannity challenged her on this. She claimed she's just reporting on what all her frenz are saying.

HANNITY: Like hold on and seems like he's a morally good man. If you want to have legitimate criticism, you could write your an intelligent piece saying here is what's wrong with America's health care system, like for example, I want health care savings accounts, I would like to see more of the use of telemedicine, I believe in health care cooperatives, I know one that works. Josh Umber, Atlas MD, Average Person, 24-hour concierge care, 50 bucks a month, there are better ways to do it. That's a legitimate debate. But that's not how you're saying it. You're saying it in ways that are sympathetic to the people that are taking action --

LORENZ: And describing the belief system --

HANNITY: -- handsome, good looking, this is why people are happy and joyful.

LORENZ: I'm describing the belief system of his supporters, Sean.

Later:


HANNITY: I'm not asking you to condemn that system. Do you condemn -- Taylor, do you condemn people that call for assassination?

LORENZ: Gosh, you're going to ask if I condemn Hamas, next. This is crazy.

It is crazy to ask a malignant madwoman like Taylor Lorenz if she condemns Hamas, because you know she supports them.

Video at the link. It's... horrific. I'd rather watch Amy Schumer eating pudding.

By the way: Lorenz is lying. She stated that she approved of the assassination herself, and that the murder brought her "joy."

Lorenz didn't preface her comments by saying, "This is how women see him." She said Mangione "seems" like a "morally good" man to her.

This is also the second time she has tried to pull this charade. In December, she used the term "joy" to describe how hearing about Thompson's murder made her feel.

"Over the past few days, dozens of media outlets have been running non stop headlines smearing me and pushing a deceptively edited clip that claims I felt 'joy' over the UnitedHealth CEO's death. Let's get one thing out of the way up top: that literally never happened," Lorenz wrote on Substack.

Again, let's check the tape of the quote in question.

"Why would you be in such a celebratory mood about the execution of another human being?" Piers Morgan asked Lorenz on his podcast. "Aren't you supposed to be on the caring, sharing left where, you know, you believe in the sanctity of life?"

"I do believe in the sanctity of life and I think that's why I felt, along with so many other Americans, joy, unfortunately," she responded.


Despite the endless claims of the left, CNN find that only 3% of Trump voters "regret" their votes, and the 3% of Trump voters saying they regretted their votes were really just Democrat Mobys lying about who they voted for.

CNN didn't say that last part but you know it's 100% true. All leftists due is lie to manipulate public opinion, as Communist Party doctrine teaches them.


In non-woke news: Trump said a few words about Good Friday.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM




Comments

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1 It's amazing how the left consistently champions the worst scum in society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

2 It felt like seeing someone you care about start to regress
--------

Count the lies:

"care about"
"start to"

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2025 06:18 PM (E0p3T)

3 Wow do we have things flying at us at 100MPH.

If you can, take a little bit to go move your body to best of your abilities. You deserve it!

Off to teach my last class of the day.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2025 06:19 PM (jAPoh)

4 What are you gonna do? Democrats love bad boys.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2025 06:23 PM (n2swS)

5 https://tinyurl.com/mp2ywwuu+

Trump greets Giorgia Meloni at the WH. I assume she's wearing heels of some sort but the top of her head barely reaches his chin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

6 Chuy and Lamont will live forever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:24 PM (8HNt+)

7 Then came the kill shot:

"A rival gang. A RIVAL gang."
***

Those damned rival gangs!
We of the 42nd Street Militia embrace all gangs!
'Cept those rat-bastards over on 40th Street.

Posted by: 42nd Street Militia PR Rep at April 17, 2025 06:24 PM (W/lyH)

8 So the Florida school murderer was a white kid ? here comes 24/7 coverage

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX)

9 Yeah, California,nwhatever, prop 55 million for fetal stem cell research, prop 8 struck down for standing by a queer judge, forget the concrete high rail speed overpass in walkover country, insider trades, ya bogart. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 17, 2025 06:25 PM (QSrLX)

10 When do we get to fire up the woodchippers? Because I would work double shifts for beer money. Just sayin'

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ITHnl)

11 The hills the left is willing to die on. Give them a ladder. They are all the Starbucks sipping piece of shit. It's them in a short, disgusting disturbing video. They are all just like that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2025 06:26 PM (ewjUl)

12 Just saw that Pritzker is under investigation for tax evasion for removing the toilets in one of his properties so it would drop the value from 6mil to 1mil because it would be considered uninhabitable. Thus lowering his taxes by 100s of thousands.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (GYHsz)

13 I see Hillary has weighed in heavily on the Maryland father... We must bring him home !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (VE6XX)

14 Maybe FJB can learn to code....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (cweKM)

15 'Criminally-entitled nepo-baby madwoman Taylor Lorenz'

I don't think you can call her 'baby' anything.

Suggested edit: 'Criminally-entitled nepo-distressed, aged bag lady Taylor Lorenz...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (8HNt+)

16 So the Florida school murderer was a white kid ? here comes 24/7 coverage
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX)

Alleged Trump hating Hamas supporting white guy so it may cancel out each other. Especially if he just shot other white people.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:28 PM (VofaG)

17 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.

Posted by: Morally bankrupt = stronk and empowered at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (TbWk/)

18 So the Florida school murderer was a white kid ?

Son of a cop. Very anti-Trump and pro-"Palestine". Called for revolution.

Gun's fault.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (ExV1e)

19 'Criminally-entitled nepo-baby madwoman Taylor Lorenz'

I don't think you can call her 'baby' anything.

Suggested edit: 'Criminally-entitled nepo-distressed, aged bag lady Taylor Lorenz...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (8HNt+)
_______________

"Ageing spinster."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

20
Alleged Trump hating Hamas supporting white guy so it may cancel out each other. Especially if he just shot other white people.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:28 PM (VofaG)

Media didn't mention that part

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)

21 I regret that I can't vote for Trump again.

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (jc0TO)

22 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (ypFCm)

23 Media didn't mention that part
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)


They never do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

24 "Ageing spinster."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

Nice.

Have to find a way to work 'handsome for her age' in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (8HNt+)

25 12 Just saw that Pritzker is under investigation for tax evasion for removing the toilets in one of his properties so it would drop the value from 6mil to 1mil because it would be considered uninhabitable. Thus lowering his taxes by 100s of thousands.
Posted by: ryukyu
=======
He did that years ago. Interesting the prosecutors just got around to what the public knew way back then. A timely investigation might have saved the state of Illinois from putting a giant talking hemorrhoid in office.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (ctrM5)

26 guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.
Posted by: Morally bankrupt = stronk and empowered at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (TbWk/)

Reminded me again the Menendez brothers will get a hearing on their sentencing. Disgusting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (VofaG)

27 Lorenz is nuts. Yet she still has a job. Has Ace called her yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (kTd/k)

28 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.
Posted by: Morally bankrupt = stronk and empowered at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (TbWk/)

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Pre-19th Amendment US Constitution at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (l3YAf)

29 Lorenz is nuts. Yet she still has a job. Has Ace called her yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM

Wapo canned her. Not sure what dumbass org would be paying her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2025 06:32 PM (ewjUl)

30 Has Ace called her yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (kTd/k)

I think Lamont is the one who goes for aging fat women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:32 PM (8HNt+)

31 We all can vote for Trump again, might not help but we can

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (ypFCm)

32 I see Hillary has weighed in heavily on the Maryland father... We must bring him home !
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2025 06:27 PM (VE6XX)


Well, she'd certainly tip the scales...of justice.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (W/lyH)

33 I don't think Lorenz has given Ace her number, but women like that watch "Handmaid's Tale" so...

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

34 "But Sanders has had no issue splurging on private jets far beyond the means of working people, even as he has ramped up his attacks on the rich."

from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. lucky for him he gets to decide what he needs and comrade sanders' needs are greater than yours.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (CWTWj)

35 Count the lies:

"care about"
"start to"
Posted by: ...
--------
That would be an amusing video. Start any media newscast and have graphics at the bottom counting the bald faced lies, another counting the lies by omission, and another one on distortions of the truth.

Use something like old rotating odometer animated graphics to do it so you can see the numbers roll over.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (ctrM5)

36 AOC sacrificed a Tesla to Moloch at the end of the Coachella festival.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (sc/U/)

37 I don't think it's conservative women who write serial killers and murderers in prison and marry them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (VofaG)

38 Somebody....should do a forensic examination of Boasberg's finances.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (g47mK)

39 We all can vote for Trump again, might not help but we can
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:33 PM (ypFCm)


How many ballots do you need?
Running a special this week. $14.95 for 25.

Posted by: Ballots R Us in Washington State at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (W/lyH)

40 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (ypFCm)


If only.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (ExV1e)

41 Reminded me again the Menendez brothers will get a hearing on their sentencing. Disgusting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:31 PM (VofaG)

Sounds about right. Reminds me that Richard Ramirez - a serial rapist/murderer was getting titty pics from groupies. Even Jeff Dahmer was getting titty pics and love letters from women and he was gay. Seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Rape and murder as aphrodisiacs at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (TbWk/)

42 What a long day, left about 5:20 am and just got home

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (ypFCm)

43 The Trump people are missing an opportunity here. $300k a pop is cheap advertising. Set up a fake Leftist organization, schedule a bunch of "events" and hire Joe Biden to speak at all of them. Think of the idiotic shit you could get him to sound off on, especially if you had planted a few audience members to ask him about other Democrats.

It might only work once until they figured it out, or maybe they'd keep doing it anyway because they want the money. Either way, a bargain.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (QdGJh)

44 Wapo canned her. Not sure what dumbass org would be paying her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2025 06:32 PM (ewjUl)

She has her own Substack! And a Bluesky!

(Interesting that the era of these terminally-online AWFLs having “journalism careers” suddenly ended with USAID..)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (l3YAf)

45 Mmmmm mmmm mmm
Shoplifting dessert.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (/lPRQ)

46 AOC sacrificed a Tesla to Moloch at the end of the Coachella festival.
Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (sc/U/)

These people do realize even if they burn it, if they paid for it, Elon still got paid? Right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (8HNt+)

47 7 Then came the kill shot:

"A rival gang. A RIVAL gang."
***

Those damned rival gangs!
We of the 42nd Street Militia embrace all gangs!
'Cept those rat-bastards over on 40th Street.
Posted by: 42nd Street Militia PR Rep at April 17, 2025 06:24 PM (W/lyH)

/Starts dance number.... snaps his fingers...

When yer a Jet, yer a Jet all the wayyyyyy

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (QAkQ3)

48 24 "Ageing spinster."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

Nice.

Have to find a way to work 'handsome for her age' in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (8HNt+)
____________

The most brutal insults superficially purport to be efforts at charity.

"She's attractive for a woman of a certain age."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

49 I can see Biden with a sign "will speak for fee" followed by a plea "please hire me , if I don't get a booking Jill will beat me"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (6TePA)

50 Marxists want free food, they can go fk themselves

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (ypFCm)

51 Somebody....should do a forensic examination of Boasberg's finances.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (g47mK)


This.
Everyone has something to hide. Just need a little digging.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (W/lyH)

52 It's amazing how the left consistently champions the worst scum in society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Give me some scum who are stouthearted scum
Who will fight for the left they adore

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (L/fGl)

53 Are representatives of Islam making plans for Good Friday?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (kTd/k)

54 46 AOC sacrificed a Tesla to Moloch at the end of the Coachella festival.
Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 06:34 PM (sc/U/)

These people do realize even if they burn it, if they paid for it, Elon still got paid? Right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (8HNt+)

And that when a Tesla burns, you have to legally call in a HAZ MAT team to take care of all the pollution you just created for Mother Earth?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (QAkQ3)

55 Ladies - pretending he's just some random dude, is Mangione even that good looking?

Posted by: Josephistan at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (LLIWf)

56 She has her own Substack! And a Bluesky!
_______________

Bluesky is kind of like someone getting up on a soapbox in Bedlam and ranting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

57 29 Lorenz is nuts. Yet she still has a job. Has Ace called her yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker
----
She went indy because WaPo was cramping her doxxing career and her crushing on murderers.

Think she is literally a sociopath. She also told Hannity that she did not believe in souls (so no afterlife for her I guess).

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (ctrM5)

58 Trump is literally going down the list of alleged conservative priorities and is being fought tooth and mail from alleged conservatives.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (sC1RS)

59 This should be good:

Judicial Watch on Thursday said it has received 52 pages of documents that show proposed revisions to former President Joe Biden's interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur, regarding his handling of classified documents.

https://tinyurl.com/ym84n3jj

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (paSBy)

60 I heard Bluesky described as "the Internet's faculty lounge".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (gKWVE)

61 LOL. It's hilarious. My sister was doing some genealogy stuff and called someone. This was 15 years ago. It was not the family relative. She recounted the story using the term "colored lady." LOL. The shitstorm from her Liberal siblings was horrible. "Where is the love?" she pleaded.

Some folks take it way too seriously. My mother used the term. My parents were not haters.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (ZmEVT)

62 Taylor Lorenz said to Luigi, "Manson and Bundy just aren't in it! You're my swooner dreamboat loverboy"!

Since the vast majority here are under twenty-nine years of age, you all might not get the reference.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (BHrzb)

63 Are representatives of Islam making plans for Good Friday?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (kTd/k)
_____________

Let's hope not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

64 Is everybody off for vacation, how are these not 1000 comment threads?

Posted by: N at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (SaqJz)

65 considering her age hillary looks great in a moo-moo-moo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (CWTWj)

66 @38 runner, just look at his wife who got federal funds for abortion and his daughter who got NGO money to settle illegals.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (6TePA)

67 Bluesky is kind of like someone getting up on a soapbox in Bedlam and ranting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

With a lot of... shady porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (8HNt+)

68 >>>Politico poll shows that some voters are getting tired of the Democrats' endless "resistance" to democratic choices made by the public.
Those voters? California Democrats.

Biden's presidency was so awful that he broke the resistance.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (klJTj)

69 UnitedHealth (UNH) stock cratered just over 22% Thursday

said policy changes during the Biden administration reducing reimbursement rates from the government for Medicare Advantage patients —

Adding to its troubles, senior patients in its Medicare Advantage business began using more services "far above" the increase planned for this year, the company said.


asking in Church Lady voice_ And they were all citizens?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (MGY3l)

70 These people do realize even if they burn it, if they paid for it, Elon still got paid? Right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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Otta call the EPA on her as deliberate burning releases a lot of toxins in the air, ground, and water from doing that stupid act.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (ctrM5)

71 The most brutal insults superficially purport to be efforts at charity.

"She's attractive for a woman of a certain age."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

“She looks young for her age, probably because she never got married or had kids.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 06:39 PM (l3YAf)

72 Mangione sure could play the Saxaphone

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 17, 2025 06:39 PM (ZmEVT)

73 Taylor Lorenz is a bunny-boiling psychopath who should probably be investigated by her local animal welfare agency to determine if all of her cats are being kept in humane living conditions, because I sincerely doubt they are.

Posted by: ballistic at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (XmtEM)

74 24 "Ageing spinster."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

Nice.

Have to find a way to work 'handsome for her age' in there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:30 PM (8HNt+)

Her cats are getting impatient to for her death, so they can eat her.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (VNX3d)

75 I see Hillary has weighed in heavily on the Maryland father...


Gad. That's gonna hurt.
I actually almost feel sorry for the guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (W/lyH)

76 considering her age hillary looks great in a moo-moo-moo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (CWTWj)
_______________

She's modeling a little number from the Dick Butkus line of moo-moos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

77 65 considering her age hillary looks great in a moo-moo-moo
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (CWTWj)

We have a new Hillary line... right behind the Hindenburg line...

Posted by: Thornton Melon at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (QAkQ3)

78 Taylor Lorenz said to Luigi, "Manson and Bundy just aren't in it! You're my swooner dreamboat loverboy"!

Since the vast majority here are under twenty-nine years of age, you all might not get the reference.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (BHrzb)

I know Al Bundy and Marilyn Manson are, dude.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (l3YAf)

79 Didn't Chuck Mangioni play the flugelhorn?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:40 PM (kTd/k)

80 Kind of crazy to think we aren't even 3 full months into Trump's term.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 06:41 PM (viF8m)

81 Wasn't whatshername name roginsky starring topless in that Robin thick vid, she was hot then

Posted by: N at April 17, 2025 06:41 PM (SaqJz)

82 1 It's amazing how the left consistently champions the worst scum in society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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They rely on their allies in media to cloak that scum in shining armor.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:41 PM (ctrM5)

83 Adding to its troubles, senior patients in its Medicare Advantage business began using more services "far above" the increase planned for this year, the company said.


asking in Church Lady voice_ And they were all citizens?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (MGY3l)

Better question.... were they all forced to get Covid Vaccines?

Posted by: Thornton Melon at April 17, 2025 06:42 PM (QAkQ3)

84 Trump is governing well, I think.
How he resists the urge to be a raging vengeance monster is beyond me.

Posted by: Jmel at April 17, 2025 06:42 PM (bVhJi)

85 colored person? bad!!!
person of color? chef's kiss

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:42 PM (CWTWj)

86 Wasn't whatshername name roginsky starring topless in that Robin thick vid, she was hot then
Posted by: N at April 17, 2025 06:41 PM (SaqJz)

Blurred lines. And bottomless, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:42 PM (8HNt+)

87 A mind is a terrible something, something. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 17, 2025 06:43 PM (QSrLX)

88 >>>Despite the endless claims of the left, CNN find that only 3% of Trump voters "regret" their votes

When I voted for Trump, I could have pulled the lever harder. I regret that I didn't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 06:43 PM (klJTj)

89 'Democrats Lost Them': Here's Why 2020 Biden Voters Sat Out The 2024 Election (Rolling Stone)...they were not politically apathetic, but unhappy with their choices and unconvinced that either candidate could make a positive change in their lives.

“A surprisingly common frame was that the campaign ‘wasn’t serious,’ with many citing Harris’ celebrity endorsements and event appearances and framing them negatively...Black men expressing their feeling “Dems cared more about immigrants, trans people, and waging war in Ukraine and Gaza than domestic priorities or their daily economic realities.”

Seriously? Fuck those people right alongside Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the rest of the MAGA crowd. Hard and violently with rusted garden tools and Musk's chainsaw.

There is a time and a place for arguing about the message or "being heard" or getting your fucking cupcake and sprinkles. That time was NOT on election day when the ballot choice was not just Trump or Harris...but Project 2025 ans fascism or representative republican governance.

I can't express just how much loathing and hate I have for these bastards now. I am hyperventilating over it...I need to go take a walk...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 17, 2025 06:43 PM (ycI94)

90 What's the latest with Salty Dawg's wife?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (m8Jfi)

91 80 Kind of crazy to think we aren't even 3 full months into Trump's term.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Lotta of eeyore and media predictions slain since the November election.

For this term, Trump is all out of chewing gum.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (ctrM5)

92 My Forever Stamps are set to go up in value.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (LOIQT)

93 Trump commented on the Biden Presidency: "Worst administration in our country's history. Jimmy Carter died a happy man. You know why? Because he wasn't the worst president, Joe Biden was."
====

Worst - George W Bush.
His response to 9-11 ultimately was to open the flood gates to the cultural barbarians.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

94 @80

>> Kind of crazy to think we aren't even 3 full months into Trump's term.

Well, he’s in turbo mode, because realistic, he only has two years to cram 4 years of agenda into.

As shitty and horrific the Donks are, they control enough voting apparatuses in enough states to make the mid-terms a knife edge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (sC1RS)

95 UnitedHealth (UNH) stock cratered just over 22% Thursday

Good. Mangione aside, UnitedHealthcare is evil.

Posted by: As are health insurance companies overall at April 17, 2025 06:44 PM (TbWk/)

96 outrage at twixxer over trump saying that carter died happy knowing he was no longer the worst president in history. carter looked like he was already dead when the fambly took him to vote last year

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (CWTWj)

97 I can't express just how much loathing and hate I have for these bastards now. I am hyperventilating over it...I need to go take a walk...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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That is an awful thing to say about ballots of color.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (ctrM5)

98 When I voted for Trump, I could have pulled the lever harder. I regret that I didn't.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 06:43 PM (klJTj)

Lucky. I could have colored in that bubble more fully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (8HNt+)

99 May the deluded posers at the DU get the Hot Needle of Inquiry soon.

Has 4Chan recovered btw?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (m8Jfi)

100 Trump is literally going down the list of alleged conservative priorities and is being fought tooth and mail from alleged conservatives.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2025 06:37 PM (sC1RS)

I think it's only the politicians from Kentucky. We already knew about the liberal female senators and their non support.

Massie was retarded again today being against Real ID . Like he thinks it has a chip in it that will follow us around.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (VofaG)

101 96 outrage at twixxer over trump saying that carter died happy knowing he was no longer the worst president in history. carter looked like he was already dead when the fambly took him to vote last year
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Dying has never stopped a Dem from voting; or for that matter, a Republican from voting Democrat after dying.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:46 PM (ctrM5)

102 >>>I'd rather watch Amy Schumer eating pudding.

I could have lived my whole life without that image in my head. Thanks ace!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 06:47 PM (klJTj)

103 Since Jan 20th many sacred Slors have been roasted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:47 PM (m8Jfi)

104 re 88: i regret he hasn't gotten even more done so far.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2025 06:47 PM (CWTWj)

105 Stunning and brave.

Report: Trade deal between U.S. and U.K. is hung up because Starmer won't budge on anti-free speech laws

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

106 FSU death count seems to have gone down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (LOIQT)

107 I wonder what Taylor Lorenz's therapy and psychotropic dryg bills are so far?

You gotta think it's in the multiple million$ at her age.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

108 Another BB story about senior astronaut Katy Perry.

How long before its senior consulting astronaut?

She will demand that she has contracts with NASA and SpaceX to be the Color[wo]man on broadcasts that deal with any launches or space travel where she provides deep insight and tradecraft from intimate knowledge and experience within the astronaut community.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (a4flb)

109 Massie was retarded again today being against Real ID . Like he thinks it has a chip in it that will follow us around.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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I think his constituency might be getting tired of his ass. It is one thing to be one in private, but acting the ass constantly in public is another thing entirely.

Probably butthurt that he did not get Sec of Ag job.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (ctrM5)

110 Nicholas Decker 🏳️‍🌈🌐🇺🇦
@captgouda24
The ultimate source of political power is, and always will be, violence. If the present administration should continue on its course, there is no choice but war. I say this out of sorrow — when must we kill them?
The essay is here. I hope that this does not get me banned. https://t.co/REyyxbAMp5
5:19 PM · Apr 16, 2025
...What remains for us to decide is when we fight...Protest is useful only insofar as it can effect action. Our words might sway the hearts of men, but not of beasts.
If the present administration chooses this course, then the questions of the day can be settled not with legislation, but with blood and iron....I would accept war rather than see it perish...
...We will have to do the right thing. We will have to prepare ourselves to die. I hope that we should conduct ourselves with such courage that it will be our finest hour; I expect that we shall do our duty...
...This evil will not pass without blood, sweat, toil, and tears. So harden your hearts, and be prepared to die.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (9aVck)

111 Oh well, tariffs go back on old blighty then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (8HNt+)

112 I'm going to say something negative. I wonder if the bizarre hatred and death threats have helped push Trump into turbo mode.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (kTd/k)

113 FSU death count seems to have gone down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (LOIQT)

It is Easter Week after all.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG)

114 Stunning and brave.

Report: Trade deal between U.S. and U.K. is hung up because Starmer won't budge on anti-free speech laws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

If they won't budge, then require that they take Meghan and Harry's (and their kids) back - permanently.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

115 FSU death count seems to have gone down.

The mortally wounded got better.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (a4flb)

116 >>> Her argument? That he wasn't a gang member and he was "disappeared" without due process.

We can just "disappear" them now?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (/lPRQ)

117 Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 17, 2025 06:49 PM (kTd/k)

He could be pissed because Melania really liked nibbling on that ear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 06:50 PM (8HNt+)

118 Dear Massie the Anal Wart,

Who needs a tracking chip when the sheep are wedded to their smartphones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:50 PM (m8Jfi)

119 99 May the deluded posers at the DU get the Hot Needle of Inquiry soon.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You'll be comforted to know they're running a poll on whether a "denazification type program" should be tried after they regain power, reeducating people and barring Trump admin people from all offices. Currently it's leading 66% to 33%.

I don't think the alternative will be better if they have their way lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 17, 2025 06:50 PM (ycI94)

120 We really don' need the UK. London and New York are competitors. Duplication. No cheap labor or significant resources.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:51 PM (LOIQT)

121 If they won't budge, then require that they take Meghan and Harry's (and their kids) back - permanently.

from a helicopter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:52 PM (m8Jfi)

122 April 17, 2025 06:38 PM (MGY3l)

Better question.... were they all forced to get Covid Vaccines?
Posted by: Thornton Melon
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I don't worry whether illegal aliens received a covid shot or not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 06:52 PM (MGY3l)

123 102 >>>I'd rather watch Amy Schumer eating pudding.

I could have lived my whole life without that image in my head. Thanks ace!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

How about Amy Schumer bikini wrestling Lena Dunham and Stacey Abrams in it?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 17, 2025 06:52 PM (ycI94)

124 Karmelo's atty is a tranny

@TaraBull808 1h
Meet 'Minister' Dominique Alexander, who is the advocate of Karmelo Anthony, accused of stabbing Austin Metcalf.

You could say he's pretty familiar with the system
x.com/TaraBull808/status/1912975781808185618

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2025 06:52 PM (mlg/3)

125 Shooting suspect gets lit up by Anaheim police after long chase...
CHASE: Dangerous Orange County chase ends in PIT maneuver, police shooting
youtube.com/watch?v=zWV8XdET-f4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 06:52 PM (9aVck)

126 ABC News@ABC
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione has been indicted on federal charges of two counts of stalking, firearms offense and murder through the use of a firearm, a charge that makes him eligible for the death penalty.

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Firing squad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:53 PM (L/fGl)

127 So my modest wish is merely "Do unto them before they do unto me."

Check

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:53 PM (m8Jfi)

128 100
Massie was retarded again today being against Real ID . Like he thinks it has a chip in it that will follow us around.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 06:45 PM (VofaG
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Massie's retarded on a lot of days, but this is extra retarded. I spent many years as a contractor in the background investigation industry. I mean seriously:

- personal info, etc. from state BVS
- SSN through, well, through SSA
- banking transactions through complicit banks
- large transactions through FINCEN
- foreign activities through Interpol
- credit info through Equifax/Experian/Transunion
- service history through DoD
- tax info, including payment account info, through IRS
- travel info from airlines and transaction history
- current location from the phone in your pocket
- and more!!

With all that, adding a star to my driver's license doesn't get me too worked up.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 17, 2025 06:53 PM (QdGJh)

129 Trump greets Giorgia Meloni at the WH. I assume she's wearing heels of some sort but the top of her head barely reaches his chin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

-- --
Giorgia is kinda short.

But what she lacks in height she more than makes up for with Italian hand-talking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 06:54 PM (6ydKt)

130 Did anyone throw up a Roman for Meloni?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:54 PM (LOIQT)

131 99 May the deluded posers at the DU get the Hot Needle of Inquiry soon.

Has 4Chan recovered btw?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Lots of information floating around now about who exactly had accounts there. Could be a state actor taking them down for some reason.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:54 PM (ctrM5)

132 "...now (Boasberg) says that even "erroneous" court orders must be followed. Really."

And Trump is accused of acting like a king? Sheeesh.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2025 06:54 PM (aBgBM)

133 I lost one of my softball players to a cop's kid. The punk.
She was bright, straight A's, fun loving, and a great pitcher.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 06:54 PM (W/lyH)

134 Somebody....should do a forensic examination of Boasberg's finances.
--------------
The Trump Administration just needs to charge him with something...anything. Then he would have to *recuse* himself with any lawfare that appeared before him.

Rinse and repeat with the others.

Posted by: Crusader at April 17, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

135 Leave Meloni allllllloooooaaane !!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 06:55 PM (g47mK)

136
The same Cocksuckers who, right now, are bleating about gun control, have no issue with looweegee's use of a gun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 06:55 PM (RGjYe)

137 I can't express just how much loathing and hate I have for these bastards now. I am hyperventilating over it...I need to go take a walk...

Hopefully down to the pharmacy to get those SSRI ℞ refilled.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (a4flb)

138 Sam Brixton to captain the next all female Blue Origin space flight.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (sc/U/)

139 Keep stomping your foot like a petulant brat Boasburg, you gonna stroke out

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (m8Jfi)

140 We can just "disappear" them now?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Well, we'd need a wood chipper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (L/fGl)

141 Report: Trade deal between U.S. and U.K. is hung up because Starmer won't budge on anti-free speech laws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Sigh, I will just have to get domestic marmalade I guess. Can't think of any other product that I buy that is made there.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (ctrM5)

142 If the space ship carrying the astrotwats had truly escaped, Astrotwat Perry could have navigated the vessel back, using nothing but her watch like the Apollo 13 crew. Oops, digital watch, hello kitty brand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2025 06:58 PM (gm9Sb)

143 Report: Trade deal between U.S. and U.K. is hung up because Starmer won't budge on anti-free speech laws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Sigh, I will just have to get domestic marmalade I guess. Can't think of any other product that I buy that is made there.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (ctrM5)

I believe Cadbury Caramello bars are made here for US usage.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 17, 2025 06:58 PM (n7h9X)

144 We should get yradr deals with more usefull countries first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 06:58 PM (LOIQT)

145 Firing squad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 06:53 PM (L/fGl)

"Rent asunder" sounds good. Strap them over the muzzle of a 16-pounder cannon, and touch it off. The Brits did that to some of the Sepoy mutineers in India.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 06:58 PM (8zz6B)

146 ABC News@ABC
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione has been indicted on federal charges of two counts of stalking, firearms offense and murder through the use of a firearm, a charge that makes him eligible for the death penalty.

-
Firing squad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence

In the back

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (fQLro)

147 Tied to four horses and pulled apart while still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (m8Jfi)

148 132 "...now (Boasberg) says that even "erroneous" court orders must be followed. Really."

And Trump is accused of acting like a king? Sheeesh.
Posted by: Gref
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I am glad that the district judges are uncloaking. Best to have this fight now to put them down. And the more ridiculous they look, like the one judge trying to bring a wife beating human trafficker back to the US and the other acting like the king with no clothes on (no jurisdiction anymore).

Freaks, losers, and frankly people that should have been stuffed more in their lockers in high school.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (ctrM5)

149 >>Shakedown artist Joe Biden is advertising his availability


RNC should hire him to give a speech campaigning in every Senate race in support of the democrat!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (GqN6L)

150 137 I can't express just how much loathing and hate I have for these bastards now. I am hyperventilating over it...I need to go take a walk...

Hopefully down to the pharmacy to get those SSRI ℞ refilled.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Lol. I can just envision some AWFL, or blue-haired, bull-ringed lunatic working themselves into hyperventilating by typing a diatribe up at DU. Almost makes The Bulwark crew seem sane and level-headed.

Almost.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (ycI94)

151 Does Maasie really believe that RealID has a tracking RFID or something?

I hadn't heard about that.

I feel about the same way I did during COVID when the wildest rumors were going around about the vaccines having tracking chips in them.

That's when I broke the news to whoever said it:

You know they don't need to inject you with anything, right?
All they have to do to track you is use that phone you're holding in your hand.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

152 I believe Cadbury Caramello bars are made here for US usage.
Posted by: Oldcat
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But where will I get my Union Jack toilet paper? But that is probably made in China or Pakistan anyway.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:00 PM (ctrM5)

153 Boasberg is sounding more and more like Cartman "you will respect my authoriti"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 07:01 PM (6TePA)

154 Almost makes The Bulwark crew seem sane and level-headed.

Almost.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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They are gay for play.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:01 PM (ctrM5)

155 133 I lost one of my softball players to a cop's kid. The punk.
She was bright, straight A's, fun loving, and a great pitcher.
Posted by: Diogenes

And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

Posted by: Coach Jack Woltz at April 17, 2025 07:01 PM (ycI94)

156 I believe Cadbury Caramello bars are made here for US usage.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 17, 2025 06:58 PM (n7h9X)

They'll stab you in the back, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:02 PM (8zz6B)

157 GoogleTranslation:

@GiorgiaMeloni 2h

Working together to build a stronger West.

Today in Washington I met with President @realDonaldTrump. A fair and constructive discussion on strategic issues: from security to defense, from the fight against illegal immigration to trade relations.

I took the opportunity to invite him to Rome, and I am pleased that he accepted. It will be a further opportunity to strengthen the dialogue between our Nations.

Italy is increasingly a protagonist in a rapidly changing international scenario. And today, also thanks to the work done in recent years, our point of view is listened to and respected.

The bond between Italy and the United States remains solid, vital and decisive to face the great global challenges together

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 07:02 PM (MGY3l)

158 154 Almost makes The Bulwark crew seem sane and level-headed.

Almost.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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They are gay for play.
Posted by: whig

(Perks up!)

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 17, 2025 07:02 PM (ycI94)

159 143 The only UK products I have seen in recent years are strange candies and cookies (bisquits) at Big Lots.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2025 07:02 PM (gm9Sb)

160 43 The Trump people are missing an opportunity here. $300k a pop is cheap advertising. Set up a fake Leftist organization, schedule a bunch of "events" and hire Joe Biden to speak at all of them. Think of the idiotic shit you could get him to sound off on, especially if you had planted a few audience members to ask him about other Democrats.

It might only work once until they figured it out, or maybe they'd keep doing it anyway because they want the money. Either way, a bargain.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 17, 2025 06:35 PM (QdGJh)


Please do this! Flower print furniture fabric isn't free, neither are dressmakers! Plus it would be nice to get a break from changing diapers and making ice cream cones all day every day.

Posted by: Anonymous in Rehoboth Beach, DE at April 17, 2025 07:03 PM (aBgBM)

161 No recent updates on Mrs Salty. I don't know if they have been able to do the cauterization.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:03 PM (cvWHI)

162
She has her own Substack! And a Bluesky!

I see Bluesky and I hear Blooski

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

163 Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

No I was being facetious about a chip but not about him warning of the Real ID being a privacy intrusion.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (VofaG)

164 143 The only UK products I have seen in recent years are strange candies and cookies (bisquits) at Big Lots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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If Big Lots is getting UK hand me downs to stock, it is truly circling the drain-- like the UK actually.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (ctrM5)

165 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.

Apparently "good men" = pr0n actors who murder people as a side hustle.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (a4flb)

166 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.
Posted by: Morally bankrupt = stronk and empowered at April 17, 2025 06:29 PM (TbWk/)

Miss me yet?
Posted by: Pre-19th Amendment US Constitution

Don't be so hysterical.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

167 Britain died 80 years ago.. has been a walking corpse since then….

Posted by: tubal at April 17, 2025 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

168 California becomes the first state to sue Trump over tariffs

The Democratic governor, sporting blue denim in lieu of slacks at an almond farm south of Sacramento, bemoaned the economic impacts on California’s marquee tech & farming industries & argued the White House has no authority to unilaterally tax imports under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.
The state's lawsuit is similar to one filed Monday by a group of small businesses against the administration.
Newsom & Bonta argued that tariffs are the responsibility of Congress & not the president & they allege Trump invented "bogus" national emergencies to claim jurisdiction. They said they're asking the court to "rein in the president."
The governor called the lawsuit "a lock." Bonta said the lawsuit is the 14th one California has filed against the administration since Trump took office.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 07:05 PM (9aVck)

169 "Here's this man who, who's a revolutionary, who's famous, who's handsome, who's young, who's smart -- he's a person that seems like a morally good man, which is hard to find", said Taylor Lorenz, as she wiggled in her restraint-wear, slurping apple sauce from a long spoon through the bars of her cell.

Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2025 07:05 PM (mADJX)

170 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.


But I can fix him !

Posted by: Stupid Single Women Everywhere at April 17, 2025 07:06 PM (a4flb)

171
Notice how Disney "News" started off with "stalking," and tried to hide the "murder" charge. Also note Disney's use of "firearm" instead of gun.

Now, the charges probably do state the word "firearm," but Fake News always uses "gun" in their copy. Because "gun" is a Buzzword, "firearm" is not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 07:06 PM (RGjYe)

172 Sigh, I will just have to get domestic marmalade I guess. Can't think of any other product that I buy that is made there.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 06:56 PM (ctrM5)

-- --

Yeah. I'm screwed.
I don't know how I'm going to get my Marmite, Haggis, and Paddington Bear fix now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:06 PM (6ydKt)

173 How's that fire rebuilding effort going in California?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 07:07 PM (LOIQT)

174 Can't think of anything beside food maybe made in England
Oh, McLaren

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 07:07 PM (ypFCm)

175
I took the opportunity to invite him to Rome, and I am pleased that he accepted.

Chariot races!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

176 Shawn the Sheep was pretty good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 07:08 PM (LOIQT)

177 No recent updates on Mrs Salty. I don't know if they have been able to do the cauterization.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:03 PM (cvWHI)

Cauterization? Or catheterization? I think the latter means putting a stent into an artery to open it up better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:08 PM (8zz6B)

178 @174 made i. England: dental nightmares

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 07:08 PM (6TePA)

179 Maybe if Biden offers a "dunk the ex-president" tank to his routine, he might attract some offers.

Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

180
How about Amy Schumer bikini wrestling Lena Dunham and Stacey Abrams in it?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

The Hippopotamus, in her natural water pudding habitat, is the most dangerous land mobile mammal on the earth.

- Sir David Attenbury's voice

I assume you have photos. Care to gross out the horde with one?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2025 07:09 PM (MsrgL)

181 She has her own Substack! And a Bluesky!

I see Bluesky and I hear Blooski
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

I think of people who make "Bluto" Blutarski sound like Albert Einstein.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

182 England: dental nightmares
Posted by: Smell the Glove

If my kid that lives in London needs dental work, he flies back to the US. Not kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:10 PM (vKNmo)

183 Maybe if Biden offers a "dunk the ex-president" tank to his routine, he might attract some offers.
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

especially if the tank had sharks in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)

184 No I was being facetious about a chip but not about him warning of the Real ID being a privacy intrusion.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth a

I think it is more about not wanting illegals to be hindered than about privacy. I have a service that removes my information from databrokers (at several--Optery or Privacy Bee, you can scan for free for this but removal costs money).

It is amazing what all the crap they accumulate that make id theft easy for a lot of criminals or stalkers. If you got the bucks, even modern cars now track you, give driving information, etc. along with your cell phones and they sell that data as well.

I used to work with databases way back and for that reason I have put all kinds of ratty data over the years when I could in the blob so I got hits where I know exactly who sold them that crappy info. Fake birthdates, birth years, income levels, addresses, nick names, and so on. The important things like med, credit applications, and employment records I keep straight but other places I always try to leave at least one inaccurate none of your damn business misleading info.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:10 PM (ctrM5)

185 Sam Brixton to captain the next all female Blue Origin space flight.

It will need to be more than 11 minutes so that he will have some luggage to steal.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:11 PM (a4flb)

186 Yeah. I'm screwed.
I don't know how I'm going to get my Marmite, Haggis, and Paddington Bear fix now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Psst, you might try the Channel Islands. Not in UK because they belong to the monarch.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:12 PM (ctrM5)

187 Psst, you might try the Channel Islands. Not in UK because they belong to the monarch.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:12 PM (ctrM5)

You can get haggis at the gas station, right next to the sushi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:13 PM (8zz6B)

188 Laetitia James has started a fundraiser with donations up to $18k to fight the potential mortgage fraud charges. She is crapping her pants. Mixing metaphors , turnabouts a bitch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (6TePA)

189 I like the way the EU sent Meloni over to open the negotiarions in the tariffs.

Make no mistake, that's what this was.

They all know Giorgia is the only politician over there that he likes, other than Orban, and they treat Orban like's he Trump's little brother Hungarian Hitler.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

190 183 especially if the tank had sharks in it. - Alberta Oil Peon

They'd never attack him - professional courtesy - but the audience doesn't need to know that.

Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (mADJX)

191 165 I guarantee you a shockingly huge number of American women are soaking their panties for Luigi Magione, further exposing their claims to desire "good men" to be utter lies.

Apparently "good men" = pr0n actors who murder people as a side hustle.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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And yet Magione is impotent so all the girls get is a limp noodle from a limp brain.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (ctrM5)

192 "CAA is having trouble booking gigs, which isn't surprising," the tipster said.
________

I've told them a hundred times. Put Joe Biden first and Puppet Show last.

- Jill

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (UBKzV)

193 Psst, you might try the Channel Islands. Not in UK because they belong to the monarch.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:12 PM (ctrM5)

-- --

I hear great things about their tax haven status.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

194 If you happen to own a pre tariff Morgan roadster, you're still screwed. Lloyds of London is the only carrier offering the needed frame termite insurance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2025 07:15 PM (gm9Sb)

195 You can get haggis at the gas station, right next to the sushi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Somehow, since my namesakes have been on this side of the Atlantic for nearly three hundred years, we have seemed to lose the taste for it in our family.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:15 PM (ctrM5)

196 A US man hijacks a small plane in Belize and stabs people. He is fatally shot and plane lands safely
Posted: Apr 17, 2025 / 03:54 PM PDT
MEXICO CITY (AP) — A U.S. man hijacked a small plane in Belize on Thursday, stabbing two passengers and a pilot, before one of the stabbed passengers fatally shot him, officials in Belize and the United States said. The plane then landed safely.
The Tropic Air plane was carrying 14 passengers and two crew members, and was flying from Corozal, a small town near Belize’s border with Mexico, heading to the popular tourist destination of San Pedro when it was hijacked.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 07:15 PM (9aVck)

197 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:10 PM (ctrM5)

Yes Real ID is about illegals and voter integrity but Massie made statements warning that it will go beyond that. Mass surveillance is mentioned and restricted travel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:16 PM (VofaG)

198 Make no mistake, that's what this was.

They all know Giorgia is the only politician over there that he likes, other than Orban, and they treat Orban like's he Trump's little brother Hungarian Hitler.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

But, by her statement, it's all bilateral, USA and Italy. EU scarcely mentioned. It would be excellent if Trump could get Italy divorced from the EU.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:16 PM (8zz6B)

199 Harvey Weinstein is ask ng to be moved to a hospital because of various ailments including an infection in his tongue. I don't want to know how he got it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2025 07:17 PM (6TePA)

200 A U.S. man hijacked a small plane in Belize on Thursday, stabbing two passengers and a pilot, before one of the stabbed passengers fatally shot him, officials in Belize and the United States said.

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Pro tip: If you have a gun, it's best to shoot the other guy before he stabs you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2025 07:18 PM (2UnvF)

201 Ain't it amazing Leftists get all kinds of public funding for crimes and any conservative can't get a donation for attacks for nothing?

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 07:18 PM (ypFCm)

202 I took the opportunity to invite him to Rome, and I am pleased that he accepted.

Chariot races!

=
Make Colosseum Great Again!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

203 I wonder if Harvey tried the tossed salad?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 07:18 PM (LOIQT)

204 I hear great things about their tax haven status.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Yep. There is a popular old UK tv series, sort of like Magnum PI, Bergerac that is set on the Channel Islands. And a later one about the Nazi occupation of them in WWII.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:18 PM (ctrM5)

205 No I was being facetious about a chip but not about him warning of the Real ID being a privacy intrusion.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:04 PM (VofaG)

-- --

Ahh, I got you.

Is it any more intrusive than a regular DL?
I haven't had to get mine yet.
SC pushed it off for decades until the Feds made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

So now I have to get one next time I renew my DL.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

206 Remember if you set foot in the People's House without authorization it is hold you without charges for years, sexually assault you, and beat you.

If you sneak into the country, beat up an American woman, deal drugs, and join a gang though...you have rights

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 07:19 PM (t0Rmr)

207 Massie should get a clue. They have all the surveillance they need. Ask him about the chip in his credit cards. Oh, no, banks wouldn't be complicit in anything like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 07:19 PM (MGY3l)

208 The hijacker brought a knife to a gun fight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 07:19 PM (LOIQT)

209 Somehow, this shooting was not all over the national news yesterday. I wonder why? #TrulyAMystery

Multiple people fired weapons in shooting at an Arkansas park that killed 2, police say
by: Associated Press Posted: Apr 15, 2025 / 02:26 PM PDT
CONWAY, Ark. (AP) — Multiple people fired weapons during a weekend shooting at a city park in Arkansas that killed two and injured nine others, authorities said Tuesday.
Police Chief Chris Harris said that shots had been fired from at least six different weapons during the shooting and investigators estimate that at least 100 rounds were fired. Harris did not identify the suspects police are looking for, or say how many suspects there are.
Harris said one of the nine injured remained in intensive care as of Tuesday and the other eight had non-life-threatening injuries. The shooting occurred during an event at the park that hadn’t been permitted by the city, officials said.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 07:20 PM (9aVck)

210 Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:19 PM (6ydK

You just have to present your birth certificate. That's the only difference.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:20 PM (VofaG)

211 Laetitia James has started a fundraiser with donations up to $18k to fight the potential mortgage fraud charges. She is crapping her pants. Mixing metaphors , turnabouts a bitch
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She, and a few District Court Judges, should be placed into protective custody due to credible death threats. Solitare in supermax for a year or two until the threats die down a bit, just to on the safe side... Then maybe leak their death and put them into something like witness protection.
Only trying to protect them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

212 Yes Real ID is about illegals and voter integrity but Massie made statements warning that it will go beyond that. Mass surveillance is mentioned and restricted travel.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Guess what, stepping into an airport means your face is probably scanned biometrically and then cross checked with watch lists. That ship has sailed to where a mere piece of id is the least of your privacy worries.

Even Lowes and Home Depot now have imaging at the service desk. Do a transaction, and I guarantee that your id is attached to your face. And so on. Basically the private companies and state/local contractors have taken your privacy and shredded it even before Uncle Sam gets ahold of it.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (ctrM5)

213 Think she is literally a sociopath. She also told Hannity that she did not believe in souls (so no afterlife for her I guess).

Oh, she may not believe in the afterlife but it will believe in her. She'll get one. It will be the one with all the screaming.

Posted by: Nelly at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (pSknm)

214 Laetitia James has started a fundraiser with donations up to $18k to fight the potential mortgage fraud charges.

==

Track the donations !

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

215 Salty said "a heartt vessel cleaning going up from the groin." That's the word he used. If he's on later,maybe he can give more details.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (cvWHI)

216 Harris said one of the nine injured remained in intensive care as of Tuesday and the other eight had non-life-threatening injuries. The shooting occurred during an event at the park that hadn’t been permitted by the city, officials said.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
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Thug life.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (ctrM5)

217 From Market watch headline
My husband will inherit $180K. I think we should invest the money. He wants to pay off his $168K mortgage. Who’s right?

Note husband will inherit, we should invest, his mortgage.
Pronouns count. He should invest in a divorce attorney.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 17, 2025 07:23 PM (n4GiU)

218 ALWAYS! ALWAYS!! FOLLOW the MONEY !!!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:23 PM (g47mK)

219 Oh, she may not believe in the afterlife but it will believe in her. She'll get one. It will be the one with all the screaming.
Posted by: Nelly
==========
Nah, her fate is to be shut up, forever.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:23 PM (ctrM5)

220 The Real ID will be required to fly once it goes into effect. Massie thinks it will be used to restrict domestic traffic.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

221 But, by her statement, it's all bilateral, USA and Italy. EU scarcely mentioned. It would be excellent if Trump could get Italy divorced from the EU.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:16 PM (8zz6B)

-- --

Trump will try to make individual deals and leave Brussels out.

They might be using Italy as a test case to see how much Trump is willing to do to get deals done.

If Italy can get a good deal, then German and France will follow, and then the whole gang will pour in.

I'd love to see Italy peel out of the EU, but I'd be surprised.
They're national debt is so high, if they left the EU and the Euro their bond market would crash hard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:24 PM (6ydKt)

222 My husband will inherit $180K. I think we should invest the money. He wants to pay off his $168K mortgage. Who’s right?

==

both are right!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (g47mK)

223 Laetitia James has started a fundraiser with donations up to $18k to fight the potential mortgage fraud charges. She is crapping her pants. Mixing metaphors , turnabouts a bitch
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She, and a few District Court Judges, should be placed into protective custody due to credible death threats. Solitare in supermax for a year or two until the threats die down a bit, just to on the safe side... Then maybe leak their death and put them into something like witness protection.
Only trying to protect them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

I was thinking gen pop, so they can better learn how to get away with these antics. Just make sure that their clothes indicate that they're potential stool pigeons, for safety's sake.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (VNX3d)

224 Who's this we person?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (LOIQT)

225 The Real ID will be required to fly once it goes into effect. Massie thinks it will be used to restrict domestic traffic.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

I didn't want one. I don't like it. But when OK finally caved and I needed a new license I just got it because my passport is expired and it's cheaper than that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (MGB5H)

226 The Real ID will be required to fly once it goes into effect. Massie thinks it will be used to restrict domestic traffic.

==

Any federal issued ID will satisfy the requirement - Passport, Military ...

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (g47mK)

227 Latitia James now has lifetime nail salon visits along with a new set of spinner rims for the Escalade. GoFundMyShit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2025 07:26 PM (gm9Sb)

228 Think she is literally a sociopath. She also told Hannity that she did not believe in souls (so no afterlife for her I guess).
__________

This would explain the hypochondria.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 17, 2025 07:26 PM (UBKzV)

229 *federally

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:26 PM (g47mK)

230 FWIW, anyone that does not have a Real ID yet, you gotta get one before May this year if you want to fly. Or you can use a valid passport.

There are some other restrictions coming attached to the Read ID as well that you can look up if interested like access to federal buildings.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:26 PM (ctrM5)

231 Fly with your passport if you are concerned.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:27 PM (g47mK)

232 Salty said "a heartt vessel cleaning going up from the groin." That's the word he used. If he's on later,maybe he can give more details.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (cvWHI)

Well, that's catherterization, then. Hope it turns out well for her!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:28 PM (8zz6B)

233 U.S. passport
U.S. passport card
DHS trusted traveler cards (Global Entry, NEXUS, SENTRI, FAST)
U.S. Department of Defense ID, including IDs issued to dependents
Permanent resident card
Border crossing card
An acceptable photo ID issued by a federally recognized Tribal Nation/Indian Tribe, including Enhanced Tribal Cards (ETCs).
HSPD-12 PIV card
Foreign government-issued passport
Canadian provincial driver's license or Indian and Northern Affairs Canada card
Transportation worker identification credential
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Employment Authorization Card (I-766)
U.S. Merchant Mariner Credential
Veteran Health Identification Card (VHIC)

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

234 Hi, ya'll.
I know I hardly stop in here anymore, but I'm asking for your prayers because I've gone and done something stupid.
Again.
I filed my taxes Monday night. As I've had to do for years, I requested a monthly installment plan. Filled out all the forms as I usually do.
This afternoon, I get an alert that I'm overdrawn.
The IRS took the entire amount owed. I've received no word on whether my installment request was rejected, but it sure looks like it was.

I'm now almost 500 dollars in the red, and have no way at all to pay upcoming bills through the end of the month. Thankfully, I topped off the gas tank on payday, and I'll be good for a week or so there. Groceries are pretty low.

I'm asking for nothing but your prayers. I'm not sure I deserve anything else.

Thank you.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (nBNUK)

235 so , plenty to work with

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

236 231 Fly with your passport if you are concerned.
Posted by: runner
========
Which also has an RFID chip in it which is what Massie was gabbling about.

He will be at full Justin Amash levels before this Congress is over.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (ctrM5)

237 226 Yep. Renewed the DL in February. Asked the nice lady about real ID . My DOD ID covered it. Arkansas revenue office had a list handy for the clerks as to what was acceptable.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2025 07:30 PM (gm9Sb)

238 She mentioned Italy buying more LNG from USA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 07:30 PM (MGY3l)

239 Any federal issued ID will satisfy the requirement - Passport, Military ...
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:25 PM (g47m

Yes but we are talking about Real ID . The majority of people don't have a passport or military ID.

And speaking of that I think a passport also sufficient documentation in lieu of a birth certificate to get your Real ID .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (VofaG)

240 ..and even it you show up without a real id or passport..."he TSA officer may ask you to complete an identity verification process which includes collecting information such as your name and current address to confirm your identity. If your identity is confirmed, you will be allowed to enter the screening checkpoint, where you may be subject to additional screening."

realax

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

241 The Real ID will be required to fly once it goes into effect. Massie thinks it will be used to restrict domestic traffic.

Someone should embarrass that dipshit and ask him how he plans to travel to Babylon DC from his home in KY.

You utilizing air travel? Private? No? Commercial? And how are you getting past the gate agent?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (a4flb)

242 Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

Who are you telling to relax? This is Massie's warning.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (VofaG)

243 Yes but we are talking about Real ID . The majority of people don't have a passport or military ID.

I believe that it is only black people who can't get ID.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (a4flb)

244 realax
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

Uh oh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (MGB5H)

245 Fly with your passport if you are concerned.
Posted by: runner

Passport card... i don't carry the passport book in the U.S.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (p5vwZ)

246 It's amazing how the left consistently champions the worst scum in society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

Turds of a feather...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 07:33 PM (VwHCD)

247 Uh oh.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (MGB5H)

don't do it

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

248 I'm now almost 500 dollars in the red, and have no way at all to pay upcoming bills through the end of the month. Thankfully, I topped off the gas tank on payday, and I'll be good for a week or so there. Groceries are pretty low.

That is why God invented Pawn Shops, or if you are hot and have no moral standards, OnlyFans.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:34 PM (a4flb)

249
Did the Amazon Space Whores pee in their spacesuits before they lifted off?

Because if they did not, then their flight was not "exactly" the same as Alan Shepard's. He peed in his suit prior to lift off.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2025 07:35 PM (Tv15w)

250 Passport card seems like an expense, it does the same thing Real ID does, unless it is you DL and you can drive with it...

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

251 U nas yest’ Nood.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

252 The Real ID will be required to fly once it goes into effect. Massie thinks it will be used to restrict domestic traffic.

Someone should embarrass that dipshit and ask him how he plans to travel to Babylon DC from his home in KY.

You utilizing air travel? Private? No? Commercial? And how are you getting past the gate agent?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:31 PM (a4flb)

He's riding an ass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (VNX3d)

253 That is why God invented Pawn Shops, or if you are hot and have no moral standards, OnlyFans.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:34 PM (a4flb)

There's nothing to pawn, unless someone wants a broken flatscreen that I need to throw away.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (nBNUK)

254 I'm now almost 500 dollars in the red, and have no way at all to pay upcoming bills through the end of the month. Thankfully, I topped off the gas tank on payday, and I'll be good for a week or so there. Groceries are pretty low.

I'm asking for nothing but your prayers. I'm not sure I deserve anything else.

Thank you.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (nBNUK)

You have a stable job, don't you? Perhaps you could talk to your bank manager, documents in hand, and arrange for a personal loan to tide you over for a couple of paychecks' duration? After all, if the IRS took the entire sum owed, one expense you won't be facing for a year is installment payments on the taxes owed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (8zz6B)

255 That is why God invented Pawn Shops, or if you are hot and have no moral standards, OnlyFans.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:34 PM (a4flb)

That's why I no longer have my 870 Wing Master or my high school class ring. I regret the gun bigley.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (VofaG)

256 Salty said "a heartt vessel cleaning going up from the groin." That's the word he used. If he's on later,maybe he can give more details.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:22 PM (cvWHI)

Well, that's catherterization, then. Hope it turns out well for her!


I thought that the preferred route was a transradial cardiac catherterization rather than the femoral artery route.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (a4flb)

257 Lorenz reminds me of Jumanah Imad Albahri, the Muslim student activist who responded to David Horowitz asking if she would condemn terrorism by retorting that he was asking her to put herself on a cross.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 17, 2025 07:38 PM (gxrPg)

258 Being Friday, the Drinking lamp is not only LIT, it is the big neon one

Posted by: Miklos' whistle has already been moistened at April 17, 2025 07:39 PM (UOzvC)

259 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (nBNUK)

If your income is low enough , apply for food assistance until you get back on your feet.

Prayers for strength and wisdom.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:40 PM (VofaG)

260 did not believe in souls (so no afterlife for her I guess).
__________

This would explain the hypochondria.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 17, 2025 07:26 PM (UBKzV)

I noticed that during the Covid Scare - people who believed in nothing were absolutely terrified that their time could be drawing to a close.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2025 07:41 PM (ZEzFB)

261 Captain Whitebread- i'm going to need a somewhere to send aid.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 07:42 PM (iNp3L)

262 You guys see the 20 year old American girl that got convicted for stabbing some groping immigrant in the heart in Germany?

On the surface it looks to be something to be pissed off about. But, there are some loose ends that make the whole incident rather suspect. First off, the girl seems to have a substance abuse problem. At least, that's what was implied in her assigned punishment. Secondly, she whipped out the pocket knife when the guy groped her, and he initially backed away. She followed him. Plus, it's Germany, and their definition of self defense doesn't include defending oneself. Self-defense in Germany means submission.

Overall. One less groping sexual deviant immigrant with a record in Germany. The girl got two years probationary supervision (which could have been a lot worse). And, part of her "rehabilitation" seems to be substance abuse treatment.

Posted by: Orson at April 17, 2025 07:42 PM (dIske)

263 200
US veteran shot dead after stabbing three passengers in failed Caribbean plane hijacking

https://mol.im/a/14623379

Posted by: Ciampino - been a long while with plane hijacks at April 17, 2025 07:45 PM (sPQoU)

264 Captain Whitebread- i'm going to need a somewhere to send aid.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 07:42 PM (iNp3L)

I have a CashApp and a Venmo I use for tips at my karaoke gigs. If you prefer another method, let me know.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:46 PM (nBNUK)

265 As NBC News reported, Leon County Sheriff Walt McNeil revealed that the person in custody for the horrible crime is Phoenix Ikner, the 20-year-old son of a female sheriff’s deputy in Leon County. Ikner is also an FSU student.

Sheriff McNeil noted Ikner had access to one of his mother’s weapons, and it was found at the scene. He vowed to investigate how the weapon was used and what other weapons Ikner may have had access to.

D E I

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2025 07:48 PM (/U5Yz)

266 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (nBNUK)

If your income is low enough , apply for food assistance until you get back on your feet.

Prayers for strength and wisdom.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:40 PM (VofaG)

I was wondering about that a few days ago; I haven't qualified before (just a little too much income), but I won't hurt to try again.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:48 PM (nBNUK)

267 venmo

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 07:54 PM (iNp3L)

268 venmo
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 07:54 PM (iNp3L)

@DCollett66

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 08:30 PM (l7fPC)

269 Kurt Schlichter is simping out when he says these hack judges shouldn’t be impeached.

He has forgotten that the process is the punishment. We can’t throw them out but we can damn well pull them through the ringer and do full searches of their email to start to figure out the corrupt basis for the DC courts.

Posted by: The MewTwix at April 17, 2025 09:45 PM (MfhqY)

270 It's enormous that you are getting thoughts from this post as well as from our dialogue made
here.

Posted by: brotanical gardens 5 weeks to ship my order! at April 18, 2025 09:56 AM (3tqWs)

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