Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen Flies to El Salvador to Spring Credibly-Accused MS-13 Gang Member and Domestic Abuser from Prison and Bring Him Back to the US

All of the Democrats are competing to be the nominee in the wide-open race to be the doomed 2028 nominee. They're all engaging in publicity-grubbing stunts, from The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker storing up for his next Pee Party and now to Chris Van Hollen doing the country the service of importing an MS-13 gang member.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country sees day after day after day after day of the Democrat Party showing that they would rather see one thousand dead US citizens than to see one of their illegal alien future voters deported.

Eddie Scary:

All the big problems in America have apparently been solved, so now Democrats, out of the goodness of their hearts, are heading to El Salvador in hopes of being helpful there. If you happen to need any of them, leave a message and they'll get back to you upon their return -- if they can find the time. (Probably not.)
Maryland Democrat Sen. Chris Van Hollen flew 2,000 miles on Wednesday from Washington, D.C., to San Salvador, arranging a meeting with local and American officials there. Van Hollen isn't facilitating the rescue of a wrongly imprisoned U.S. citizen or engaging in diplomatic relations with a foreign nation. He's literally there conducting a welfare check on a Salvadoran. As in, a foreign national. Not an American.
"I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago," Van Hollen proudly wrote on X, "and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia."
I guess there weren't any actual U.S. citizens in need of Van Hollen's time. If there are, surely they can wait while he addresses the needs of a Salvadoran first.

Please, President Bukele, lock this son-of-a-bitch up.

The foreigner in question is Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the "Maryland father," as the anti-American media are fond of describing him, who was deemed by a court to be an affiliate of a violent Latin gang and was residing in the U.S. illegally. As everyone knows now, thanks to hysterical news coverage, Garcia was recently sent to the now famous terrorist confinement prison in El Salvador, though a judge had previously ordered that, while he could be deported, he was not to be sent back to his home country out of concern for his safety.
It was an illogical mandate to begin with. If he can't be sent back to where he's from, what other country was expected to volunteer to take him? Why would they?

Now that Van Hollen has trumped his stunt, what's the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker going to do now?

Van Hollen won't be the last Democrat to embark on the holy journey for noncitizens who broke the law by trespassing our borders. Politico on Tuesday reported that New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues. Reps. Maxwell Frost of Florida and Robert Garcia of California also said they want to go.

Oh. He's just going to copy his homework.

It is now reported that the wife of the "Maryland father" sought a restraining order against him for domestic violence.

The wife of Kilmar Garcia, a man who was deported from Maryland to his native El Salvador in March 14, has spoken out publicly to ask that he be returned to the US and their family. A GoFundMe crowdsourcing campaign has raised over $165,000. What Jenniefer Vasquez did not mention, however, is that she petitioned for a domestic violence protective order against him in 2021.
Revealing the information about the protective order in a post, Andy Ngo said "The wife of deported suspected gang terrorist Kilmar Abrego Garcia either lied to the court when she petitioned for a domestic violence protective order against him or she is lying now on the GoFundMe claiming he is an excellent husband as over $162K has poured in." The case detail shows that it was brought by Vasquez against Garcia in May 2021 for domestic violence. The case has since been closed. Garcia has been referred to by many media outlets as a "Maryland man" or "Maryland dad."
Per The Chesepeake Today, "Jennifer Vasquez filed for a protective order due to domestic violence from her husband on May 13, 2021, and a final order was issued on June 17, 2021, by Prince George's County District Court Judge LaKeecia Allen. Judge Allen was elevated to the Circuit Court on Aug. 1, 2024, by Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Judge Allen previously served as a prosecutor in the Prince George's State's Attorney's Office."

The wife of deported suspected gang terrorist Kilmar Abrego Garcia either lied to the court when she petitioned for a domestic violence protective order against him or she is lying now on the GoFundMe claiming he is an excellent husband as over $162K has poured in. https://t.co/2PGNpuVefu pic.twitter.com/J7VQmviibE
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) April 16, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:12 PM

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1 St

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:13 PM (MGB5H)

2 Please God -

Let him get Terminal Food Poisoning from a Papusa.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:13 PM (F30Ty)

3 Hmmm. How about a trade. El Salvador can keep both of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 05:14 PM (W2Pud)

4 >>"I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

That explains why she is Bulking Up.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:14 PM (F30Ty)

5 Please tell me this behaviour violates the Logan Act?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2025 05:14 PM (O7YUW)

6 He failed to facillitate his release.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:14 PM (d7ais)

7 if the mass media quit lying the father of lies would punish his servants harshly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2025 05:15 PM (/Ghsb)

8 she can do prison in the US

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 05:15 PM (g47mK)

9 LOL father of the year

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 05:15 PM (KQk9m)

10 The grift...it is great.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2025 05:15 PM (tOcjL)

11 I'd have thought that with her husband not around she doesn't need to fight anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

12 Can she mow a lawn?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 16, 2025 05:16 PM (ZKAfl)

13
I'll bet my left nut the ONLY reason she's an American "citizen" is because she was born here to illegal parents.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:16 PM (GSWOH)

14
Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues. Reps. Maxwell Frost of Florida and Robert Garcia of California also said they want to go.

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This might be the first fact-finding junket I could support. If it has a certain ending.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:16 PM (M4PBL)

15 How does this work? Because it seems like there would be laws prohibiting American citizens from aiding and abetting violent criminals / terrorists crossing the borders into the U.S.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:17 PM (uW5Vz)

16 Maybe El Salvador can produce cheap chinese crap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:17 PM (d7ais)

17 Logan Act anyone...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:17 PM (MGB5H)

18 Fuck him.
And fuck the media.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

19 Don't know if it's true but I heard that an Immigration Attorney recommended that He marry her to help his case to stay...I think they already had a kid before.... Can't verify this...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (VE6XX)

20 Serious Question:

Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)

21 All of the Democrats are competing to be the nominee in the wide-open race to be the doomed 2028 nominee. They're all engaging in publicity-grubbing stunts, from The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker storing up for his next Pee Party and now to Chris Van Hollen doing the country the service of importing an MS-13 gang member.
>>

It's so bad that Gretchen Whitmer tried to hide her face from the MSM when she went to visit the President in the Oval Office.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (rj6Yv)

22 So Van Hollen got the Wizard of Oz treatment huh?

Van Hollen knocks
Guard sticks his head out.
Aint nobody gonna see him NO WAY NO HOW!!!

ha ha ha

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (KjELq)

23 Invent a Roomba for the lawn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (d7ais)

24 "and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia."

I'd love to be sitting in on that meeting.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (W/lyH)

25

Can it really be a Logan Act violation if the other side refuses to talk to you?

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:19 PM (g6TN6)

26 Deification of this guy is not so far fetched when you look at all the past leftist saints -- george floyd, trayvon martin, ..... They are always scum and criminals. All the way back to Rosa Parks and Emmit Till

But this time I think the Trump team is doing a good job of fighting the narrative only the Dems have not realized that things are different.

Also, X is not filtering.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 16, 2025 05:19 PM (ldybU)

27 It should be noted that instead of meeting with the President of Salvador, when he was in the is in the United States, he met with ... the VP of Salvador in Salvador.

I don't think he is smart enough realize that Salvador told him to fuck off.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (d0Edb)

28 *unable to decide if battered wife is getting paid to plead for her hubby or is just battered wife syndrome*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (ehZkr)

29 >>Can it really be a Logan Act violation if the other side refuses to talk to you?

A Crafty El Salvadoran could probably entrap these idiots into making offers / promises that would burn them.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (F30Ty)

30 What did Van Hollen expect ? I don't think you can just waltz into that prison...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

31 What advantage would there be in talking to him,

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (d7ais)

32 This is a brilliant move by Van Hollen.
No one has as much as glanced his way since the Clintonista impeachmint, and that was to tell him to shut up and sit down. What a maroon!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (VJc7E)

33

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett

More like the cyclone fencing they were using on tanks

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (g6TN6)

34 Hmm, looks like that anchor baby thing didn't work out so hot for our deportee.

Good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (tT6L1)

35 Bukele made the right choice in denying Chrissy access to the douchebag. If he'd let him in, there'd be no end to the Dim camera hogs lining up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (paSBy)

36 Do democrats actually believe these stupid showboat antics work outside the US?

Posted by: Halfhand at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (I2Uoo)

37 16 Maybe El Salvador can produce cheap chinese crap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:17 PM (d7ais)

huh

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (CQE5S)

38 Maybe El Salvador can produce cheap chinese crap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:17 PM (d7ais)

What are the odds that El Salvador will get the very best tariff deal from the Trump Administration?

I, for one, look forward to purchasing El Salvador's excellent coffee for a reasonable price.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)

39
Please tell me this behaviour violates the Logan Act?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

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They could just say they're there to check up on some guy.

The fun would come if what they're doing in El Salvador is some kind of local crime and Bukele picks them up.

Haha, then they have to ask Trump to intervene and bring them back lolol.

Oh stop me, I love writing porn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (M4PBL)

40 [WILLOWED -- Not confirmed, but too good to check:]

MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Senator Chris Van Hollen was just REJECTED in El Salvador. They said he will have to arrange a meeting through the Trump admin

I LOVE THIS 🤣

https://is.gd/wJ7gdj

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (lG79J)

41 28 *unable to decide if battered wife is getting paid to plead for her hubby or is just battered wife syndrome*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (ehZkr)

Well so far the grieving wife is making bucks on Gofundme so....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (VE6XX)

42

I'd love to be sitting in on that meeting.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (W/lyH)

I wonder if he brought rope and grappling hooks, or a cake with a file.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (lCppi)

43 Now the democrats in congress are asking for taxpayer money to conduct "welfare" checks on illegals deported to El Salvador.

The don't give two flying fvcks about their constituents but they want the taxpayers to foot the bill for welfare checks on illegal aliens deported by Trump.

This is weapons grade parody but it is for real.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (e5NfL)

44 What did Van Hollen expect ? I don't think you can just waltz into that prison...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (VE6XX)
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Maybe we start a go fund me and bribe the guards to let him in?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

45 So... seeing as how I have now embraced my inner Curmudgeon, and am no longer pretending to be nice...

3 Kids all with "special needs"... and we are continuing to allow them to breed? Because you KNOW all their medical crap is being paid for by the State.... and special Teachers... and disability...

It's like when you suddenly have three Trans kids... the chances of having THREE disabled children?

But this is on MY TAX DOLLAR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (QAkQ3)

46 You know who else was a Maryland man?

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

47 28 *unable to decide if battered wife is getting paid to plead for her hubby or is just battered wife syndrome*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16,

See the go fund me. That said, if by chance he does somehow get back here, if she didn’t fight for him, there would be hell to pay. Also, as he was a member of a gang, the other members will be watching her. It’s probably a combination.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (pRpzT)

48 How can GO FUND ME be used to bring back a member of a TERRORIST organization, The Justice Department should seize the funds

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (FCrpy)

49 False eyelashes can work but not these four inch stripper eyelashes women seem to favor now. It's like they are daring you to bust out laughing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (ehZkr)

50 Trump : Roadrunner
Left : Wyle E Coyote
Media : ACME Products

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (LkLld)

51 46 You know who else was a Maryland man?
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

L....literally Hitler?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

52 Good thing for the Senator, Central American Law Enforcement would never stoop to planting evidence in the luggage of visiting Americans.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (F30Ty)

53 Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (lG79J)

Pretty clear Logan Act Violation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2025 05:23 PM (QAkQ3)

54 BREAKING: Democrat Senator REBUFFED by El Salvador government, not allowed to visit MS-13 gangbanger…

https://tinyurl.com/yx6w9nuj

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:23 PM (KjELq)

55 3 Kids all with "special needs"... and we are continuing to allow them to breed? Because you KNOW all their medical crap is being paid for by the State.... and special Teachers... and disability...

It's like when you suddenly have three Trans kids... the chances of having THREE disabled children?

But this is on MY TAX DOLLAR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (QAkQ3)

These days disabled doesn't mean a lot. Except the checks.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:23 PM (n7h9X)

56 If Hollin can't get his man back maybe he should bring a plane load of other MS-13 gang members
All the merrier

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 05:23 PM (ypFCm)

57 Good thing for the Senator, Central American Law Enforcement would never stoop to planting evidence in the luggage of visiting Americans.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (F30Ty)
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Another good reason to start a go fund me!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 05:23 PM (tT6L1)

58 46 You know who else was a Maryland man?
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

L....literally Hitler?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

Roger B. Taney, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (rj6Yv)

59 again, they should have planted a dime bag in his luggage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (mlg/3)

60 28 *unable to decide if battered wife is getting paid to plead for her hubby or is just battered wife syndrome*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (ehZkr)

See the Gofundme. Question answered.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (tOcjL)

61 Gee, why are they at 21% approval?

Chris Van Hollen in El Salvador:

"The case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia does not have to do with MS-13."

"Mr. Abrego Garcia is legally in the United States."

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (i7Q7S)

62
Serious Question:

Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

Posted by: garrett

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Finally, someone getting serious around here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (M4PBL)

63 invalidate his passport while he's there.

L.O.L.

Posted by: GMan at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (GfWuY)

64 You know how the abused wife can reunite her family? Use that $$$ to buy 4 1 way tickets to El Salvador. Easy peasy.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:25 PM (lCppi)

65 MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Senator Chris Van Hollen was just REJECTED in El Salvador. They said he will have to arrange a meeting through the Trump admin

I LOVE THIS 🤣

https://is.gd/wJ7gdj
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (lG79J)

Trump should make him fly back to apply in person

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:25 PM (n7h9X)

66 55 3 Kids all with "special needs"... and we are continuing to allow them to breed? Because you KNOW all their medical crap is being paid for by the State.... and special Teachers... and disability...

It's like when you suddenly have three Trans kids... the chances of having THREE disabled children?

But this is on MY TAX DOLLAR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (QAkQ3)

2 "autistic" and 1 epileptic. Considering teenage abusive parents, I'm assuming the autistic kids are just unparented kids...and non-English speakers to boot...thus, getting all sorts of diagnoses to get money flow...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (tOcjL)

67
BREAKING: Democrat Senator REBUFFED by El Salvador government, not allowed to visit MS-13 gangbanger…

https://tinyurl.com/yx6w9nuj
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!

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Funny, I never had trouble getting a tour of the prison.

--Kristi Noem, buffing nails

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (M4PBL)

68 It's like when you suddenly have three Trans kids... the chances of having THREE disabled children?

But this is on MY TAX DOLLAR.

Posted by: Romeo13

Three generations of imbeciles is enough

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (g6TN6)

69 Whoa, WH press briefing starts with attacks on Chris Van Holland and lies about Abrego Garcia. This means it's a BIG PROBLEM for the White House. Rumpy is in trouble. Polling going down like the stock market.

They admitted to sending him in error. The Supremes stated 9-0 that due process was not followed. This is a TV show not due process

Completely ridiculous irrelevant guest talking about another Salvadoran who has zero to do with anything. Only for the below 90 IQ cohort of MAGA.The "guest" might as well be a paid actor. Her story has no relevance and is wasting everyone's time.

The press non reaction actually scared me. Evidently they are bought and paid for or just scared to be banished

I don't see how they get out of this one. Cory Booker is going. Also Maxwell Frost. I hope Abrego Garcia is aware of the support he's getting. No doubt they're not allowed to know what day it is in that place!

I can't believe the freaking press didn't ask the woman if she was accusing garcia of the crime she is describing or does she just think all brown people are interchangeable?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (VF6Io)

70 [WILLOWED -- Not confirmed, but too good to check:]

MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Senator Chris Van Hollen was just REJECTED in El Salvador. They said he will have to arrange a meeting through the Trump admin

I LOVE THIS 🤣

https://is.gd/wJ7gdj

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy
===

Wife asked what was so funny just now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (17s+e)

71 6 He failed to facillitate his release.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:14 PM (d7ais)

_____________________________

I got this.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (dIske)

72 Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues. Reps. Maxwell Frost of Florida and Robert Garcia of California also said they want to go.

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If/when they show up deny them a visa. If a reason must be given - they intend to interfere with the political system.
Throw them in a holding cell.
Deport them via any bus heading north out of the country.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (/lPRQ)

73 You know how the abused wife can reunite her family? Use that $$$ to buy 4 1 way tickets to El Salvador. Easy peasy.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:25 PM (lCppi)

It's safer than most of Europe! And the kids will learn their ancestral language and culture!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 16, 2025 05:27 PM (fxCK2)

74 69 Whoa, WH press briefing starts with attacks on Chris Van Holland and lies about Abrego Garcia. This means it's a BIG PROBLEM for the White House. Rumpy is in trouble. Polling going down like the stock market.

Just keep telling yourselves that...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

75 Invent a Roomba for the lawn.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (d7ais

=====

Already been done.

Mammotion LUBA 2 AWD 3000HX Robotic Lawn Mower - Climbs 80% Slopes,With 4G,Wire-Free Reception 0.75, Max 0.9 Acre Coverage, 2.2"-4.0" Adjustable Cutting Height

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 16, 2025 05:27 PM (MUmiO)

76 Former House reps get even doucher when they move up to the senate.

Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2025 05:27 PM (n2swS)

77
You know who else was a Maryland man?
Posted by: fd

==============

Colonel Sanders. They kept it a big secret.

/joke

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:27 PM (M4PBL)

78 "It is now reported that the wife of the "Maryland father" sought a restraining order against him for domestic violence."

Gee whiz, why didn't Maryland law enforcement and judicial officers turn this illegal alien wife beater over to ICE at that time, to be deported?

I denounce myself for asking this nonsense question.

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2025 05:28 PM (aBgBM)

79 Did he fly on taxpayer's dime or his own money?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 05:28 PM (hoCmQ)

80 I can't believe the freaking press didn't ask the woman if she was accusing garcia of the crime she is describing or does she just think all brown people are interchangeable?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2025 05:26 PM (VF6Io)
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"all brown people are interchangeable." So little self-awareness revealed in those few words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 05:28 PM (tT6L1)

81 58 46 You know who else was a Maryland man?
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

L....literally Hitler?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2025 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

Roger B. Taney, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 05:24 PM (rj6Yv)

Close, wrong racist. Ah well, had to swing at it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2025 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

82 A Crafty El Salvadoran could probably entrap these idiots into making offers / promises that would burn them.
Posted by: garrett

... and sex with underage boys.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

83 >>I can't believe the freaking press didn't ask the woman if she was accusing garcia of the crime she is describing or does she just think all brown people are interchangeable?

They're in a death spiral and pushing the throttle to the firewall.

Hard to believe this is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (LkLld)

84 Serious Question:

Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett

--

It's the same as the prison tattoos and the terrible colored hair.

It's not for the women. It's not to make women more attractive. Nothing about the stupid fake eyelashes or prison tattoos make women look better.

It's pushed onto women (and they embrace it and celebrate it as "fashion") so that trannies can blend in with actual women a little bit better. The drag queen / stripper fake hair and lashes is pretty obvious, but the tattoos are because so many guys in dresses had tattoos prior to The Flaming Homosexual. Women had to be encouraged to sport the look, too, in order to help those men.

Once you see it you won't ever be able to unsee it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (uW5Vz)

85 28 *unable to decide if battered wife is getting paid to plead for her hubby or is just battered wife syndrome*

eh, I think it's just a scam to raise some extra cash from suckers

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (/Ghsb)

86 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

87 Don't know if it's true but I heard that an Immigration Attorney recommended that He marry her to help his case to stay...I think they already had a kid before.... Can't verify this...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (VE6XX)

In a simular theme story:
Columbia University student Mohsen Mahdawi, who was arrested by immigration authorities Monday, was taking the last step in the process for him to become a U.S. citizen, his attorney told ABC News.

Mahdawi, a permanent United States resident, was arrested during his naturalization interview and detained in Vermont, Luna Droubi, one of his attorneys, told ABC News. Oh man Homan is a funny guy

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (KjELq)

88

The Hill
@thehill
1h
The Salvadoran government rebuffed Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s (D-Md.) request to meet or speak with a wrongfully deported Maryland man, the senator said, accusing the Trump administration and others of lying about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s gang ties.

trib.al/0gbvTRq

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (CQE5S)

89 "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

You could just catch a ride with those Democrats flying down there.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 05:30 PM (AJ8yr)

90 Van Hollen is going to need a "Go Find Me" after this fiasco.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 16, 2025 05:30 PM (VJc7E)

91 Cory should go to the prison and give a 25 hour speech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (63Dwl)

92 Sen. Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues. Reps. Maxwell Frost of Florida and Robert Garcia of California also said they want to go.

He needs the hat lady from Florida, Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: Genial Miklos, bartending and commenting at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (UOzvC)

93 >>They're in a death spiral and pushing the throttle to the firewall.

>Hard to believe this is real.

It's like they aren't sane at all.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (F30Ty)

94 Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

Posted by: garrett
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The what now?

Posted by: This guy at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (ldybU)

95 As I've pointed out, this fellow scored at least 10 and possibly up to 25 on the "Score 8 Points and Win a Free Flight" promotion Trump is running for criminal aliens.

1) 10 points, found by a court to be a member of MS-13
2) 4 points, tattoos
3) 3 points, confidential informant identified him
4) 4 points, Prince George County law enforcement identified him, both rank and position in MS-13
5) 4 points, wearing of apparel, with intent to evidence gang membership

The media only ever says it was solely 2-5. But never #1.
At the beginning, the media lied and said it was just a SnapChat tattoo. They realized how silly that was and don't cite that anymore.
Now, mostly, they say is was just only on the word of a confidential informant. Some have also mentioned as an aside 3 and 4.

But, never, ever #1--the automatic Free Flight score.

Oh, and one of those must have occurred within the last 5 years.
So, one of 2 through 5 occurred recently--not way, way back when he was a wee little mijo protecting mami's pulpusa stand.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (d0Edb)

96 This entire saga is like a bizarro world version of the Elian Gonzales situation.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2025 05:31 PM (B9Prs)

97 Swell. Is Van Hollen going to bring him back to Maryland to dwell amongst his constituents?

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (79pEw)

98 Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)

You should see some of them. It's a thing to wear really long thick ones, like a hairbrush stuck to your eyelid. All is well until you realize you need to clean them every once in a while (ick).

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (k9OZB)

99 86 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

It's worth it to escape the old lady for a few days.
Maybe I'll hit the cantina and pick up a Senorita before I leave. Shh the budget office is hell with DOGE around.
-Hollen

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (KjELq)

100 It's not for the women. It's not to make women more attractive. Nothing about the stupid fake eyelashes or prison tattoos make women look better.

It's pushed onto women (and they embrace it and celebrate it as "fashion") so that trannies can blend in with actual women a little bit better.
Once you see it you won't ever be able to unsee it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (uW5Vz)

Not sure about the rest but big eyelashes have been around long before the current day vagaries. Probably the odd tattoo too, if not the sleeves.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (n7h9X)

101 You know who else was a Maryland man?
Posted by: fd

Wasn't Juan Valdez from Colombia, Maryland?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (STfYR)

102 >> Sen. Cory Booker is planning a trip, potentially with additional colleagues
———
…but to a Turkish prison.

Posted by: electronic means at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (OrDr0)

103 I don’t know ace, I always thought Corey Booker was more of The Flaming Heterosexual type?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

104 The Hill
@thehill
1h
The Salvadoran government rebuffed Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s (D-Md.) request to meet or speak with a wrongfully deported Maryland man, the senator said, accusing the Trump administration and others of lying about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s gang ties.

trib.al/0gbvTRq

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (CQE5S)
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Clearly The Hill meant an ALLEGEDLY wrongfully deported ALLEGEDLY Maryland ALLEGEDLY man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (17s+e)

105
Oh man Homan is a funny guy
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (KjELq)

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omg now that is a man who knows how to pick a venue.

I wonder what the case against Mahdawi is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (M4PBL)

106 False eyelashes can work but not these four inch stripper eyelashes women seem to favor now. It's like they are daring you to bust out laughing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You all talking about Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (/lPRQ)

107 1h
The Salvadoran government rebuffed Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s (D-Md.) request to meet or speak with a wrongfully deported Maryland man, the senator said, accusing the Trump administration and others of lying about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s gang ties.

Liar... He is a known gang member designated as one during the Biden administration by two seperate Judges....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (VE6XX)

108 I see Van Hollen is going off about MS 13 but strangely silent about the minor problem of the guy having a couple of deportation orders.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

109 Democrats - working hard to fill the wife beating jobs that normal Americans just won't do!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:33 PM (HlyYF)

110 The Salvadoran government rebuffed Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s (D-Md.) request to meet or speak with a wrongfully deported Maryland man, the senator said, accusing the Trump administration and others of lying about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s gang ties.

trib.al/0gbvTRq
Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (CQE5S)

The Hill should learn to write a coherent sentence.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:33 PM (lCppi)

111 Oh, and there's also another 10 points this MS-13 scored.

He actually could have scored 35 points on Trump's Free Flight for Illegals promotion.

It's 10 points if you admit you are MS-13.

And he admitted he feared rival gangs.

Rival gangs to ... MS-13.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 05:34 PM (d0Edb)

112
Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)
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They’re not fooling anyone, but they’re not supposed to. The exaggerated look is itself the fashion statement. Just like purple hair or ridiculous nails or hair extensions. Nobody thinks purple hair or 3-inch nails tasseled with glitter are real. It’s the look itself that’s the purpose.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at April 16, 2025 05:34 PM (vINDv)

113 This is all theater and I don't believe she wants him back but has to act to keep the grift of the GoFundMe going. $162K is not a bad haul to keep her and her brats housed and fed on top of what else she is collecting. The Dems are using her and her time will be up when they move on to the next outrage.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2025 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

114 Democrat party and its donors, media wants to talk about Garcia instead Bernie Sanders/AOC anti-oligarchy events drawing 10's of thousands.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 16, 2025 05:34 PM (ARqoz)

115 86 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

WE are paying for this nutshow?

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (lCppi)

116 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maybe not

Doubt either Trump/Rubio or the Johnson of the House approved travel funds.

Posted by: Miklos reminds that it it is Ladies' Nite and 3-4-1 for the ladies at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (UOzvC)

117 They’re not fooling anyone, but they’re not supposed to. The exaggerated look is itself the fashion statement. Just like purple hair or ridiculous nails or hair extensions. Nobody thinks purple hair or 3-inch nails tasseled with glitter are real. It’s the look itself that’s the purpose.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at April 16, 2025 05:34 PM (vINDv)

*The full Ubangi has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (MGB5H)

118 On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.

The Left is working up a fantastic conspiracy theory that the guy might already be dead.

lol, how does if feel to be the nutty ones now, huh?
Also, please keep it up - it ensures more will self deport.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (Wzyjq)

119 Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Shocking. The Democrats lied. Abrego Garcia was arrested while meeting with high-level MS 13 members

according to Bondi's recently-released doxx, which release she timed for maximum LOLz against vanHollen.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (gKWVE)

120 It's pushed onto women (and they embrace it and celebrate it as "fashion")
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -

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Women are all mentally ill. They obsess over how they look and try anything with no understanding of how it actually looks, and no discipline to do the hard stuff like lose weight, act rational, etc.

Fake eyelashes are easy and make a difference. It is a form of peacocking where it makes them stand out, which they think is good somehow.

(Ok, maybe most women, not all, and most men too just in different ways.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (ldybU)

121 again, they should have planted a dime bag in his luggage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

How about pounding a kilo of fentanyl in a leaky baggie up his arse and send him on his way...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 05:36 PM (/lPRQ)

122 86 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

WE are paying for this nutshow?
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 05:35 PM (lCppi)

one way or another sure. Think he'd spend one dime of his own money?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:36 PM (n7h9X)

123 Big shit gringo Senator goes to El Salvador and all he got was a Limp Papusa. But he ate every bite, so as not to culturally offend, and wound smuggling in millions of unborn Salvadorans in his lower intestine.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 05:36 PM (wBaIH)

124 "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

Unless my husband beats until he sees me not alive, but I’ll take my $164K as a down payment for all of my pain & suffering.

Is she illegal, too?
Can’t we just send the entire family back?

Because my patience with grifting criminals making $100s of thousands is reaching an end.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

125 $162K is not a bad haul to keep her and her brats housed and fed on top of what else she is collecting.
Posted by: Cheri

Time to DOGE the welfare benefits?

Posted by: Miklos, unqualified at April 16, 2025 05:36 PM (UOzvC)

126
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice
1m
BREAKING 🚨 Patty Morin stuns the Press Briefing room, stops as Karoline is about to leave to PLEAD with the Fake News to tell the truth for once

“This is about protecting our children it's more than just politics or votes or just anything”

MUST WATCH 💔

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (CQE5S)

127 Well so far the grieving wife is making bucks on Gofundme so....
Posted by: It's me donna
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When you grow up in a corrupt society you learn how to play it.
Latin Americans know how to play Nortenos quite well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (l0iRh)

128 116 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maybe not

Doubt either Trump/Rubio or the Johnson of the House approved travel funds.
Posted by: Miklos reminds that it it is Ladies' Nite and 3-4-1 for the ladies
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Doubtful

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (Q4IgG)

129 That means Garcia isn't some poor schmuck who joined the gang as a kid because he was stupid and/or scared of not joining. Garcia is an active member who helps them commit crimes.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

130 I love seeing you guys talk about women's fashion and makeup trends. I'm serious. There's a lot of testosterone here on this blog and it tickles me to see these discussions. I learn a lot.

*hurries off to remove caterpillar eyelashes and glitter claw nails*

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (79pEw)

131
HA, one of those IRS whistleblowers has been named Acting Commissioner.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:37 PM (M4PBL)

132
*hurries off to remove caterpillar eyelashes and glitter claw nails*
Posted by: bluebell

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If you like your lashes and nails, you leave them!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (M4PBL)

133 MUST WATCH 💔
Posted by: m
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Link?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (l0iRh)

134 Not sure about the rest but big eyelashes have been around long before the current day vagaries. Probably the odd tattoo too, if not the sleeves.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Yes. Fake eyelashes have existed.

The ones that look like spiders hanging off of your eyes have also been universally recognized as utterly absurd by normal women. Same as prison tattoos.

That this look has been pushed onto normal women (along with clown hair) coinciding with the post-2012 men-in-dresses horror show is not a coincidence.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (uW5Vz)

135 Do the fathers or father of her two other children get to stop paying support? ha.

How do they feel about their children growing up with someone who abused their mother?

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (NFX2v)

136 In the mean time Trump has been getting Americans imprisoned in foreign countries freed.

Van Hollen is an American hating traitor along with the rest of the socialist squad .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (VofaG)

137 HA, one of those IRS whistleblowers has been named Acting Commissioner.
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Gary Shapley.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 05:39 PM (paSBy)

138 Other than the most rabid and crazed leftists that comprise the vast majority of the Democrats' shrinking base, who would be crazy enough to support this type of senatorial stunt?

Are these Senators crazy? What possible percent of the population is truly in favor of jumping through all types of hoops to get illegal alien thugs back here? Oh, and right after tax day? BTW, we (and you crazy idiots included who do pay any taxes) pay for all this.

The political ads write themselves. Trump's crew must be having an early TGIF right about now.

The Democrat leadership and any of their constituents who support this have lost their collective minds.

Oh, other than the gangbanger's wife. Considering the grift from the Go FundMe operation that is being scavenged here and by the family of the thug that murdered the high school guy at a track meet... I guess a few beatings when Mr. MS13 returns are well worth it.

This is absolute lunacy.

Posted by: RM at April 16, 2025 05:39 PM (n/1Oj)

139 leave a message and they'll get back to you upon their return
_________

Wut? They're coming back? Hold the celebration I'd planned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

140 Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)

I'd say Cleopatra pulled it off. She had a large nose and was pretty long in the tooth by the time Marc Antony got infatuated with her. Though I think they just used kohl to do super eyeliner rather than false lashes.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:39 PM (n7h9X)

141 *hurries off to remove caterpillar eyelashes and glitter claw nails*
Posted by: bluebell

But the Artisanal Shivs are sooo CUTE!

Posted by: Stylish Miklos at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (UOzvC)

142 BTW, for fun, check out the guy on TicTok making fun of Snow Woke by having her saying lines of retards from other movies.

So far, Snow White as SlingBlade asking "if'n you have any of them there biscuits. uh-huh."

And Snow White as Happy Jack (Tropic Thunder) "you ma, ma, ma, make me happy"

LMFO

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (d0Edb)

143
133 MUST WATCH 💔
Posted by: m
--

Link?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (l0iRh)

https://nitter.net/magavoice

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (CQE5S)

144
Just read some local TV station asked Van Hollen's office who is paying for this trip. They did not receive a response.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (w6EFb)

145 KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat 13m
🚨 BREAKING: DOJ & DHS release Kilmer Abrego Garcia documents.

He was arrested in the company of known MS-13 gang members carrying marijuana and cash.

A credible source confirmed he's an active MS-13 member with the rank "Chequeo" and the nickname "Chele."

In 2021, his wife filed a restraining order against him for domestic violence, alleging he punched her, scratched her, and tore off her shirt.

Honestly, if this is the Democrats' best example of President @realDonaldTrump wrongfully deporting someone, his administration must be doing a solid job.

They should speed up the deportations.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (mZtdJ)

146
On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.

Posted by: Lizzy

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lol, are they sure the photos don't actually show the scene of an MS-13 slaughter-fest?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (M4PBL)

147 Would be interesting to see where all this "crowd"funding money is actually coming from.

Gotta imagine at least some of it is coming from leftover USAID or OfA money, or the like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (kBh81)

148
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 LMAO! Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen GIVES UP — announced he didn’t even manage to get a PHONE CALL with the deported MS-13 gang member after he travelled ALLL the way to El Salvador

What an absolute clown 🤣🤡

https://is.gd/eo2HSA

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (lG79J)

149 >>I'd say Cleopatra pulled it off. She had a large nose and was pretty long in the tooth by the time Marc Antony got infatuated with her. Though I think they just used kohl to do super eyeliner rather than false lashes.

That picture of Jabba The Papusa up there is what triggered me.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (F30Ty)

150 Though I think they just used kohl to do super eyeliner rather than false lashes.
Posted by: Oldcat

Another reason not to shop at Kohl's

Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (UOzvC)

151 I thought that was "Simple Jacꓘ".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (gKWVE)

152 She will continue to advocate for his return, if she knows what's good for her. Otherwise some of his friends may pay her a visit. Of course with hubby out of town, or out of the country entirely, they may visit anyway.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (MZ+PY)

153 Are these Senators crazy? What possible percent of the population is truly in favor of jumping through all types of hoops to get illegal alien thugs back here? Oh, and right after tax day? BTW, we (and you crazy idiots included who do pay any taxes) pay for all this.

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well look at these Senators - no hopers and never has beens. Any stunt to set them off might get them a bribe from the real powers.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (n7h9X)

154 >>On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.

Olympic Sized?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (F30Ty)

155 Invent a Roomba for the lawn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (d7ais)
_______________

Joe Biden with a power mower?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

156
He was arrested in the company of known MS-13 gang members carrying marijuana and cash.

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I wish Karoline had mentioned that in her news briefing today. She just went over old facts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (M4PBL)

157 I feel the same about mascara.

I have NEVER looked at a woman and thought "gosh, here eyelashes could use a coat of paint."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (ldybU)

158 The scumbag media will now spend the next 24 hours insulting and de-humanizing Rachel Morin's heartbroken mother.
types/deletes

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (aBgBM)

159 Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)

The term you're looking for is "cum-catchers"

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (KliiE)

160 aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.

CANNON BAAAAALLL

Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

161 I would like to ask any Democrat for a logical reason why it is vital for the future security and well-being of the United States to import every South and Central American criminal gang member. And then, once they are here, fight tooth and nail to keep them here.

I have little doubt if you forced an answer you would get 12 answers from 10 democrats, all different and none making any sense at all.

I can picture in my mind a politician meeting with half a dozen special interest groups, one after the other, and giving 6 impassioned and solemn speeches about why, with each reason completely incompatible or contradicting the others.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (U0iyS)

162 Like this Kilmar scumbag is actually the father of those three retarded brats. This gangland whore has no idea who the father of any of her kids are.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (vINDv)

163 I love seeing you guys talk about women's fashion and makeup trends. I'm serious. There's a lot of testosterone here on this blog and it tickles me to see these discussions. I learn a lot.

*hurries off to remove caterpillar eyelashes and glitter claw nails*
Posted by: bluebell

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It is important that women hear the truth from men who aren't trying to sleep with them (or have some contact/ influence with the woman they are trying to sleep with), because women give each other terrible advice, and men will mostly go along with whatever because their direct sexual access hangs on it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (uW5Vz)

164 If you like your lashes and nails, you leave them!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:38 PM (M4PBL)
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Ha! You've obviously never met me! I like mascara but that's about it. And nail polish doesn't stick to my nails very well. When my daughter got married I brushed two thin coats of pale pink polish on my nails after we were all dressed and about to leave for the church. That was two years ago and probably the last time I wore it.

I do polish my toenails in the summer though, but they are not claws, I promise!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (79pEw)

165
LMAO! Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen GIVES UP — announced he didn’t even manage to get a PHONE CALL with the deported MS-13 gang member after he travelled ALLL the way to El Salvador

What an absolute clown

A clown of ass, he is

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

166 >>On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.
______________

Vance/Bukele 2028

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

167 Once you see it you won't ever be able to unsee it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women

False eyelashes were patented in 1911 and became a trend in 1921 when all actresses wore them. They were a daily thing in the 50s and 60s. The issue now is people wear awful, cheap ones, or they don’t know how to apply single lashes so they slap a strip on, and of course the goofy spider looking ones keep making an appearance. Check out some of the old Goldie Hahn pics or Twiggy. Nothing is new under the sun.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (pRpzT)

168 PJ media saying a 24yo Mohammed Mohammed something threatening Tulsi and family so is now in custody

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (ypFCm)

169 They should speed up the deportations.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 05:40 PM (mZtdJ)

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Executions would be far cheaper all 'round.

Just sayin' ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (lG79J)

170 Some girls can pull off the fake eyelashes if they don’t overdo it. It just makes them slightly cuter.

But I haven’t met a woman yet that can pull off the 6 inch fake nails.

All I can think is, how do they wipe their butts?
Won’t the TP be torn to shreds?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

171 From "The Spun":

On Thursday night, Karelina reunited with her fiancé, Chris van Heerden.

Immediately after Karelina landed at Joint Base Andrews, she thanked President Trump for securing her freedom.

"Mr. Trump, I'm so, so grateful for you to bring me home and for American government, and I never felt more blessed to be American, and I'm so, so happy to get home," [Ksenia] Karelina said.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (rj6Yv)

172 Jason Cohen @JasonJournoDC 2h
🚨NEW: James Carville calls on Dems to make returning alleged MS-13 member their “TOP AGENDA”🚨

"People say, 'Well, should we really fight on this turf or should we fight more on ordinary people?' And this we should fight on — you can't pivot to an economic issue."

@DailyCaller
Apr 16, 2025 · 7:10 PM UTC

Jason Cohen @JasonJournoDC 2h
dailycaller.com/2025/04/16/j… @DailyCaller

‘We Gotta Keep Fighting This’: James Carville Calls For Dems To Make Their ‘Top Agenda’ Returning...
James Carville urged Democrats to strongly prioritize efforts to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia — an illegal migrant and alleged MS-13 gang member.

dailycaller.com
http://tiny.cc/q2tg001

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (mZtdJ)

173 “There’s this one spot over here that looks a little suspicious,” said creator @JohnVictor in a video with more than 600,000 views. “I don’t know what it is, but I’m really nervous about it.”

BS

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (NFX2v)

174 love seeing you guys talk about women's fashion and makeup trends. I'm serious. There's a lot of testosterone here on this blog and it tickles me to see these discussions. I learn a lot.

*hurries off to remove caterpillar eyelashes and glitter claw nails*
Posted by: bluebell

Put on an ankle bracelet. It automatically adds a point.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (VofaG)

175 Oh goody! More Cuban cigars! More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (QSrLX)

176 >>men will mostly go along with whatever because their direct sexual access hangs on it.

There is no assertion so irrational, so inane or retarded that we will not enthusiastically agree provided there is some access to Strange in the offering.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (F30Ty)

177 I just tried the Self-Deportation app from DHS

Free ticket and cash, not bad

DENIED

Who they to demand documents saying "Tahitian Chief"??!!

Posted by: Chief Miklos of Tahiti is Big Mad at April 16, 2025 05:44 PM (UOzvC)

178
Has there been a thread about Bezos' "Whores From Space" inaugural service, yet?

The story is that they are all the talk of their own bad selves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (xG4kz)

179 lol, are they sure the photos don't actually show the scene of an MS-13 slaughter-fest?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (M4PBL)

I'd guess the aerial photographic analysis of insane left wing activist is pretty limited. Why would a government sanctioned death house clean up the bodies like they are in a hurry? Guards have to live there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (n7h9X)

180
What I want to know is if Vanhollen used a military aircraft to fly down there.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (0Ep/U)

181 Bukele made the right choice in denying Chrissy access to the douchebag. If he'd let him in, there'd be no end to the Dim camera hogs lining up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (paSBy)
____________

Lotsa room in CECOT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

182 Speaking of stupid-ass men commenting on women's fashions:

I think the obviously injected lips on women look ridiculous and make pretty women look much less attractive.

I did see a poll recently where the vast majority of men said they hate the giant, puffy lips look.

So I am not quite as much of a clueless Idiot as I frequently appear to be!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (HlyYF)

183 We Gotta Keep Fighting This’: James Carville Calls For Dems To Make Their ‘Top Agenda’ Returning...
James Carville urged Democrats to strongly prioritize efforts to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia — an illegal migrant and alleged MS-13 gang member.

dailycaller.com
http://tiny.cc/q2tg001
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at

I think James has secretly switched sides. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (pRpzT)

184

There is no assertion so irrational, so inane or retarded that we will not enthusiastically agree provided there is some access to Strange in the offering.
Posted by: garrett

E.g., horoscopes

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (g6TN6)

185 "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

Revoke her citizenship and send the whole family to join him in El Salvador.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (hB7mE)

186 That's right, Chris - YOu LoSt! And let's look at what you DiDN't WiN!
A release of your nonconstituent Garcia! a lifetime supply of votes from all the people sick of your shit! You don't get to go back to El Salvador tomorrow - you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!

Posted by: Don Pardo at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

187 Oh goody! More Cuban cigars! More Chardonnay?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion

This is B grade caviar

And more Chardonnay, please

Posted by: Beltway Miklos at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (UOzvC)

188 >>On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.
______________

Vance/Bukele 2028

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

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Packing & Stacking FTW!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (lG79J)

189 is important that women hear the truth from men who aren't trying to sleep with them (or have some contact/ influence with the woman they are trying to sleep with), because women give each other terrible advice, and men will mostly go along with whatever because their direct sexual access hangs on it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (uW5Vz)
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Oh, I agree. I'm just glad to hear it doesn't really fool real men.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (79pEw)

190 God truly has a sense of humor.

We've gone from, "We can't deport these peaceful sparks of divinity because they might cure cancer" to "We can't deport these spouse beating, MS-13 gang banging, legally deported undocumented immigrants because uh reasons"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (t0Rmr)

191 Once you see it you won't ever be able to unsee it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women
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False eyelashes were patented in 1911 and became a trend in 1921 when all actresses wore them. They were a daily thing in the 50s and 60s. ]The issue now is people wear awful, cheap ones, or they don’t know how to apply single lashes so they slap a strip on, and of course the goofy spider looking ones keep making an appearance. Check out some of the old Goldie Hahn pics or Twiggy. Nothing is new under the sun.
Posted by: Piper

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Yep. And your bolded part is the bit that makes my point re: men in dresses and women being used

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (uW5Vz)

192 >>On X, There are aerial photos of the prison allegedly showing stacks of bodies and a pool of blood.

Olympic Sized?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:42 PM (F30Ty)

Are they back to non-violently sacrificing victims to communicate with celestial bodies?

I was reliably informed earlier today that was solely a pre-hispanic practice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

193 I had one girl tell me my fingernails were too short. Not the part you cut, but the other part that stays on your finger. The big part.

I asked what the hell was wrong with her. Too short for what?

(for the record, they are not freakish or abnormal at all. She was just insane, like all women.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (ldybU)

194
I don't see how they get out of this one. Cory Booker is going. Also Maxwell Frost.

Cue "The A-Team" theme, played on a theremin and accompanied by an accordion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (xG4kz)

195 65 MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Senator Chris Van Hollen was just REJECTED in El Salvador. They said he will have to arrange a meeting through the Trump admin

I LOVE THIS 🤣

https://is.gd/wJ7gdj
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:21 PM (lG79J)

Trump should make him fly back to apply in person

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:25 PM (n7h9X)
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Then tell him to pound sand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

196 190 God truly has a sense of humor.

We've gone from, "We can't deport these peaceful sparks of divinity because they might cure cancer" to "We can't deport these spouse beating, MS-13 gang banging, legally deported undocumented immigrants because uh reasons"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (t0Rmr)

... because they were just turning their lives around.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (CQE5S)

197 PJ media saying a 24yo Mohammed Mohammed something threatening Tulsi and family so is now in custody
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (ypFCm)

I believe he's known as "Georgia Man"

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM (MGB5H)

198 I did see a poll recently where the vast majority of men said they hate the giant, puffy lips look.

I see pictures of young women with puffy lips, making duck face, while wearing bug eyed sun glasses and wonder what the hell went wrong with this generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (t0Rmr)

199 Revolver saying wife of Garcia previously had a restraining order against him but now wants him.back

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (ypFCm)

200

And the notion that an active criminal, and member of a criminal gang, can somehow get asylum in our country because the other gangs back home want to kill him, is beyond absurdity.

That would mean we would have to grant asylum to warlord BBQ over in Haiti

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (g6TN6)

201
Carville has lost his fucking mind. He's all over the place. One day he's anti-woke, the next day is all-in on woke. He is demented.

Just yesterday Carville made yet another creepy video-diary-rant about how some D's such as sandy cortez need to stop calling themselves "Democrats."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (0Ep/U)

202 @161 Democrat donors: Social justice/immigration issues to counter Bernie Sanders economic populism that donors hate.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (ARqoz)

203 I did see a poll recently where the vast majority of men said they hate the giant, puffy lips look.

So I am not quite as much of a clueless Idiot as I frequently appear to be!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:45 PM (HlyYF)

Alternatively, you are all clueless idiots.

Except in this case where you are all correct. These women look like clowns.

My mother's generation plucked every eyebrow hair out and drew fake pencil lines in their place. Also stupid and ugly.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (RLLZj)

204
I hope Bukele gave van Hollen a four hour tirade in the hot sun about Running Dog Americano Imperialists like You before allowing him back on the plane.

Posted by: Miklos Castro at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (UOzvC)

205 Doubt either Trump/Rubio or the Johnson of the House approved travel funds.
Posted by: Miklos reminds that it it is Ladies' Nite and 3-4-1 for the ladies at April 16, 2025 05:35
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Wondering about how that works. Susan Collins is head of Senate Appropriations committee. Could she approve Senate expenses?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (hoCmQ)

206 I had one girl tell me my fingernails were too short. Not the part you cut, but the other part that stays on your finger. The big part.

I asked what the hell was wrong with her. Too short for what?

(for the record, they are not freakish or abnormal at all. She was just insane, like all women.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

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The problem is that you weren't driving a Ferrari.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (uW5Vz)

207 190 God truly has a sense of humor.

Posted by: 18-1 a

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Tom Wolfe:
The human comedy never runs out of material! It never lets you down!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (ldybU)

208 Kilmar can't beat his wife if he's locked up down there.
If he was in a US jail he could get conjugal visits and beat his wife or even kill her.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (5GCin)

209
Yep. And your bolded part is the bit that makes my point re: men in dresses and women being used
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM

It goes with the second part about Goldie Hahn and Twiggy. Trans wear them because women have worn them forever and they are parodies of women. You have it exactly backwards.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (pRpzT)

210 I think the obviously injected lips on women look ridiculous and make pretty women look much less attractive.

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Unnatural == Unattractive

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (lG79J)

211 A few weeks ago I was convinced that Carville was drunk 24/7, but now I think he's just batshit crazy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 05:50 PM (paSBy)

212
"I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

Go to El Salvador, you silly See You Next Tuesday.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 05:50 PM (iJfKG)

213 True story (or too good to check):

Fake eyelashes were invented by a French prostitute.
She originally named them Cum-brellas.

To, you know, protect her eyes from hot loads.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 05:50 PM (d0Edb)

214 PJ media saying a 24yo Mohammed Mohammed something threatening Tulsi and family so is now in custody
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 05:43 PM (ypFCm)

I believe he's known as "Georgia Man"
Posted by: BruceWayne

Don't need him around, anyhow

Posted by: Alabama Man at April 16, 2025 05:50 PM (UOzvC)

215
Carville is fucking wacked. He has no idea what he's saying. I love it.

One day he's like Democrats need to shut up. Then he's calling on Democrats to ramp up the protests. Next he's telling the protesters to go away.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:50 PM (0Ep/U)

216 If he were to visit his wife, he would be arrested.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (d7ais)

217 Carville is in late stage TDS.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (5GCin)

218 Alternatively, you are all clueless idiots.

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If an eyebrowless woman with puffy lips hints at even the most brief sexual access, the involved individual man will agree that her fashion choices are outstanding.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (uW5Vz)

219
Well, "Kilmar Chris, Part One" was a bust.

Let's hope that "Kilmar Chris, Part Two" pulls the fat out of the fire.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (xG4kz)

220 Wondering about how that works. Susan Collins is head of Senate Appropriations committee. Could she approve Senate expenses?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 05:49 PM (hoCmQ)

They probably have magic congressional cards. Sadly, Collins isn't the type to claw that money back if he used it. I expect he used some NGO money for this adventure.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (n7h9X)

221 Chris Van Hollen's presidential aspirations took a hit today.

So did your wallet. You paid for this shit. Bet on it. Unless there's clawback. Which will still be your money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

222 Corey Booker and company attempt to enter CECOT.

https://tinyurl.com/5b3cjje4

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (KjELq)

223

Don't need him around, anyhow
Posted by: Alabama Man

His name is Neiel Young?

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (g6TN6)

224 She won't stop fighting until her husband comes back to the US or the GoFundMe donations dry up. One of the two.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (oCS0o)

225 James Carville is on Trump's payroll.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (2UnvF)

226 Trump, Bukele , Milei and a couple of Eastern European leaders should sit down for a freedom summit. Drive the one worlder leftists crazy and set bench marks all at the same time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (6TePA)

227 Really I blame the Kardashians for this over-the-top stuff we've seen for the last 10-15 years or so.

I mean why not.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (79pEw)

228 I like the trivia that Maybelline was named after the sister of the guy who started the company when she used Vaseline and coal dust to make eyeliner /mascara .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (VofaG)

229 198 I did see a poll recently where the vast majority of men said they hate the giant, puffy lips look.

I see pictures of young women with puffy lips, making duck face, while wearing bug eyed sun glasses and wonder what the hell went wrong with this generation.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16

Oh dear heavens, I am feeling attacked! I don’t have augmented lips, but if you saw my collection of big sunglasses, well….you would laugh at me, I guess!

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (pRpzT)

230 The dems are good at motivating base, just like repubs. Thing is both parties are on the same team. I’m tired of kabuki theater like this gang member, who will write a bestseller

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

231 Got this from Grok:

Yes, Senator Chris Van Hollen’s trip to El Salvador on April 16, 2025, was likely funded by taxpayer dollars, as is standard for official congressional travel. Such trips, conducted in an official capacity for purposes like diplomacy or constituent services (e.g., advocating for Kilmar Abrego Garcia), are typically covered by the U.S. Treasury Department. Van Hollen’s spokesperson confirmed the trip was official, involving a scheduled meeting with a high-level Salvadoran official.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (hoCmQ)

232 Or just Neil

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (g6TN6)

233 Von Hollen should have brought David Lee Roth with him.
Who could refuse to see that awesome reunion show?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (DsA2n)

234 What did Van Hollen expect ? I don't think you can just waltz into that prison...
Posted by: It's me donna
......

No, but a tap dance might have worked.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

235 Maybe MS-13 funded his trip.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (79pEw)

236 222 Corey Booker and company attempt to enter CECOT.

https://tinyurl.com/5b3cjje4
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (KjELq)

/snark

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (CQE5S)

237 >> Has there been a thread about Bezos' "Whores From Space" inaugural service, yet?

I got my wings, baby. Suck it, H8Rs.

Posted by: Ass-tro-NOT Thot Lauren Sanchez at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (w6EFb)

238 Yep. And your bolded part is the bit that makes my point re: men in dresses and women being used
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:47 PM

It goes with the second part about Goldie Hahn and Twiggy. Trans wear them because women have worn them forever and they are parodies of women. You have it exactly backwards.
Posted by: Piper

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+1, except you're missing the part where they weren't fashionable until men in dresses' fashion made them so. Same as the stupid meth addict work release tattoos.

Unless you're genuinely arguing that enormous spider eyelashes were routine and commonplace for the last 25 years.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (uW5Vz)

239
A few weeks ago I was convinced that Carville was drunk 24/7, but now I think he's just batshit crazy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Again, I salute whoever it was here at AoSHQ that labeled James as "Bat Boy's Crazy Grandpa".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (xG4kz)

240 That would mean we would have to grant asylum to warlord BBQ over in Haiti
Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM (g6TN6)

Asylum?

I want that fucker to be the chief of police!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (kBh81)

241 198 I did see a poll recently where the vast majority of men said they hate the giant, puffy lips look.

I see pictures of young women with puffy lips, making duck face, while wearing bug eyed sun glasses and wonder what the hell went wrong with this generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM

I think one low-rent influencer posted that picture and immediately got 5,000 likes, so all of the rest of the "fashion influencers" immediately copied the exact same thing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (HlyYF)

242 >>Revolver saying wife of Garcia previously had a restraining order against him but now wants him.back

They have a bunch of kids and he was bringing in the criminal cash. I bet she wants him back.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (LkLld)

243 The White House, video library, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Briefs Members of the Media with a Special Guest

Rachel Morin, a mom of 5, was brutally murdered by an illegal immigrant. Where were Democrats then?
April 16, 2025

Mother of Rachel Morin calls out Democrats for "No Action" on illegal immigrants.

Patty Morin, Rachel’s mom, SLAMS their silence while Sen. Chris Van Hollen flies to El Salvador to defend an illegal immigrant, MS-13 gang member.
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Personally, I can't imagine the pain of that mother & how to keep going.

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (NFX2v)

244
If an eyebrowless woman with puffy lips hints at even the most brief sexual access, the involved individual man will agree that her fashion choices are outstanding.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:51 PM (uW5Vz)

Yeah men have perfectly good imagovision that can be very interested in a gal wearing a loose or tight sweater, long or short skirts and pants.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (n7h9X)

245 All of this is just hilariously insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (8HNt+)

246 PJ media saying a 24yo Mohammed Mohammed something threatening Tulsi and family so is now in custody
Posted by: Skip

I believe he's known as "Georgia Man"
Posted by: BruceWayne
=====
The guy at the rally/public meeting 2 days ago??

"Don't tase me, Mo!"

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (mZtdJ)

247 "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

Go to El Salvador, you silly See You Next Tuesday.

Posted by: naturalfake

If she gets Conjugal Visits, pops another out there, she would be El Salvador citizen! Right?

Entitled to all the generous El Salvadoran welfare system!

Posted by: Ze probleme, she ees sol-ved at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (UOzvC)

248 God truly has a sense of humor.

We've gone from, "We can't deport these peaceful sparks of divinity because they might cure cancer" to "We can't deport these spouse beating, MS-13 gang banging, legally deported undocumented immigrants because uh reasons"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (t0Rmr)

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"The trouble with a civilized & law-abiding America is it's full of civilized & law-abiding Americans."

-- Shit Some Tyrant Said, Vol. II

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 05:54 PM (lG79J)

249 Really I blame the Kardashians for this over-the-top stuff we've seen for the last 10-15 years or so.

I mean why not.
Posted by: bluebell
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Bruce Jenner was the dad, right?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:54 PM (uW5Vz)

250 Yeah men have perfectly good imagovision that can be very interested in a gal wearing a loose or tight sweater, long or short skirts and pants.
Posted by: Oldcat

No

Short skirt, long jacket

Posted by: Miklos likes him some Cake at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (UOzvC)

251 Oh dear heavens, I am feeling attacked! I don’t have augmented lips, but if you saw my collection of big sunglasses, well….you would laugh at me, I guess!
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (pRpzT)
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Big sunglasses are always in style - because they protect your eyes! They make good headbands, too, as long as you get the ones with the springs on the hinges.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (79pEw)

252 How long before one of the commies is flying somewhere (maybe OMG Russia Russia Russia, I would laugh) to petition on behalf of a pedo trannie?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (Vqx30)

253

I want that fucker to be the chief of police!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Maybe for Liberty City, but I'd prefer to keep the insane cannibals out of the country.

But that's just me, yo

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (g6TN6)

254 I see pictures of young women with puffy lips, making duck face, while wearing bug eyed sun glasses and wonder what the hell went wrong with this generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 05:48 PM

Every generation has a duty to adopt something that disgusts the last generation. My generation was Polo Shirts and Reagan.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

255 Is Corey Booker flying Spirit Airlines down to El Salvador? You, know, to save us taxpayers some scratch.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (wBaIH)

256 Bruce Jenner was the dad, right?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:54 PM (uW5Vz)
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Stepdad. Their father was OJ's lawyer.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (79pEw)

257
I'll bet Senor Chris never heard so many "No hablas ..." in his life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (xG4kz)

258 227 Really I blame the Kardashians for this over-the-top stuff we've seen for the last 10-15 years or so.

I mean why not.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (79pEw)

We didn’t start ridiculous beauty trends, we just have our own to be wondered about in history! I mean once upon a time women painted their faces white with lead based makeup to look…dead? Consumption chic was a real thing in the 1800s. We are just weird as a species!

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (pRpzT)

259
chris van hollen (MS-13 Maryland)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (0Ep/U)

260
Oh, I agree. I'm just glad to hear it doesn't really fool real men.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:46 PM (79pEw)

Blessed Holy Week to you, dear lady! I hope you and yours are well!!

Posted by: Moki at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (wLjpr)

261 Regarding "domestic violence", I m not an expert in all 50 states but will be very surprised if they are much different than Pennsylvania. Meaning, merely making a claim, filing a petition, blurting out to de po po the magic word 'domestic violence' let's you do a while my off things like
A) stop paying credit cards
B) avoid eviction
C) end utility shut offs

All of which benefits begin immediately upon accusation, with no penalty for dropping the suit or losing in court.

Posted by: Bensdad00 at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (F/35S)

262 My generation was Polo Shirts and Reagan.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

Izod and Freedom!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (8HNt+)

263 Bruce Jenner was the dad, right?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:54 PM (uW5Vz)
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Stepdad. Their father was OJ's lawyer.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (79pEw)

Well he's the dad of the Jenner ones.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (MGB5H)

264 A sun dress with an ankle bracelet wearing hair in a ponytail. Baseball cap optional.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

265 Short skirt, long jacket

Posted by: Miklos likes him some Cake at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM

That is a great song, Miklos.

PI wanders off to turn on his Spotify.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (HlyYF)

266 Bruce Jenner was the dad, right?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:54 PM (uW5Vz)
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Stepdad. Their father was OJ's lawyer.
Posted by: bluebell

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So Bruce Jenner, a famous man-in-dress, was directly tied to arguably the most influential fashion icons in the recent men-in-dresses era...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (uW5Vz)

267
Big sunglasses are always in style - because they protect your eyes! They make good headbands, too, as long as you get the ones with the springs on the hinges.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (79pEw)

Also, I need the kind that go over your regular glasses. Those are always big.

Trifocal sunglasses are too spendy.

But then I'm not trying to be fashionable, just avoid cataracts v

Posted by: Just Lily at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (RLLZj)

268
Every generation has a duty to adopt something that disgusts the last generation. My generation was Polo Shirts and Reagan.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

We lived in a magical time, didn't we?!

Posted by: Moki at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (wLjpr)

269 One child together.

Two others are by one or two other men.
Two of three children, including their 5 year old son, are allegedly to have autism. The third and oldest is reported to have epilepsy.

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (NFX2v)

270
btw, Why do we believe van hollen's story about what transpired today?

For all we know, by the time he landed he realized it was a very stupid idea and then made up an excuse about why he didn't meet his bestie kilmar.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (0Ep/U)

271 +1, except you're missing the part where they weren't fashionable until men in dresses' fashion made them so. Same as the stupid meth addict work release tattoos.

Unless you're genuinely arguing that enormous spider eyelashes were routine and commonplace for the last 25 years.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (uW5Vz)

I remember a diner waitress in the 1990s with those and pancake makeup. Was not a fan.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (n7h9X)

272 Women seem to think either really tan or really white are good.

We like tits and ass, gals. This is not rocket science.

Maybe a nice smile. Or a beautiful set of eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (8HNt+)

273 I see the grieving wife took time out of her day raising many children to mount her caterpillar fake eyelashes to bat at the cameras.

I hope they keep any Dim who flies there.

Perhaps El Salvador has a law of interfering foreigners supporting violent prisoners. Keep them there for some R&R probe prodding and torture, then have ICE meet them back on USA soil with a Logan Act for more jail time.

I don't ask for much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (6PCLE)

274 Every generation has a duty to adopt something that disgusts the last generation. My generation was Polo Shirts and Reagan.
Posted by: Oldcat

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25-40 year olds have chosen tatted-up flabby bingo wings flopping around in beach communities and nursing homes in another 30 years.

You have to admire their dedication to the long game.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (uW5Vz)

275 I always hated the pop collar on a polo or ISO’s shirt. Instantly turns a face punchable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

276 btw, Why do we believe van hollen's story about what transpired today?

For all we know, by the time he landed he realized it was a very stupid idea and then made up an excuse about why he didn't meet his bestie kilmar.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 05:58 PM (0Ep/U)

A made up story would make him look better.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (n7h9X)

277 Why does Kilmar's wife have two black eyes?

Because he told her twice!

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (5GCin)

278 Short skirt, long jacket

Posted by: Miklos likes him some Cake at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM

That is a great song, Miklos.

PI wanders off to turn on his Spotify.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Many Cake songs are great.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (17s+e)

279 "Don't tase me, Mo!"
Posted by: andycanuck

"Actually, just tase me, OK?"

Posted by: Homo on a rooftop at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (UOzvC)

280 Hell, for all we know he just flew to Costa Rica, banged a couple hookers, topped the plane off with booger sugar, and is already on the way back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (kBh81)

281
I think it's way more likely van hollen Balked after being told just one pic of him & tattooed kilmar together would END his career.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (0Ep/U)

282 I always hated the pop collar on a polo or ISO’s shirt. Instantly turns a face punchable.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

Bet you are a hit on the golf course.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

283 I remember a diner waitress in the 1990s with those and pancake makeup. Was not a fan.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Yep, same here.

One instance. In the 90s.

But poof, gay men start wearing them, and...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (uW5Vz)

284 >>>It goes with the second part about Goldie Hahn and Twiggy. Trans wear them because women have worn them forever and they are parodies of women. You have it exactly backwards.
Posted by: Piper
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Years ago the common wear of false eyelashes was a deception.
If one at a glance could tell they were false they were cheap.
The idea and ideal was to subtly replicate the ideal long lash.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (ODCB/)

285 Well he's the dad of the Jenner ones.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 05:57 PM (MGB5H)
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True. But I was talking about the Kardashian ones. I think the Jenner ones got caught up in the crazy, what with their older sisters and then their parents divorce and their dad's . . . transformation. Those poor kids never really had a chance.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (79pEw)

286 Izod freaking autocrap.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (VofaG)

287 I always hated the pop collar on a polo or ISO’s shirt. Instantly turns a face punchable.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

Toothpick. Big chain.

I think this has transitioned to an eastern European gangsta look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (8HNt+)

288
Unless you're genuinely arguing that enormous spider eyelashes were routine and commonplace for the last 25 years.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (uW5Vz)

https://tinyurl.com/2nnej5ya

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (pRpzT)

289 Every generation has a duty to adopt something that disgusts the last generation. My generation was Polo Shirts and Reagan.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

We lived in a magical time, didn't we?!
Posted by: Moki

And the kids with their dungarees

Posted by: George Will at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (UOzvC)

290 ISO 9000

You know they are up to like 14000 now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:02 PM (8HNt+)

291

Out in public without a cravat! Oh my word!

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 06:02 PM (g6TN6)

292 "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive."

Then self-deport. No way she is here legally. Trump should expedite her case just to make lib heads explode.

Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2025 06:02 PM (PTDkx)

293
vanhollen would look 1000X worse now if he had actually met with kilmar in that prison -- because 1) there'd be pics, and 2) vanhollen would be singing praise and defense for the illegal.

It was career suicide, and either van hollen dodged a bullet or he wised up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (0Ep/U)

294 Females have always been slaves to fashions and trends.

Any creature that would spend $10 on a magazine that’s 250 pages of ads and 50 pages of bullshit is confusing to me.

People like to blame feminism.
I blame women’s magazines and their quizes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

295 Having Mrs. Moran speak while Chrissy was in El Salvador was a stroke of genius by the administration. With a sane electorate, this would be the end of Chrissy, but it's Maryland, so I don't know.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (paSBy)

296 Bet you are a hit on the golf course.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

I’m a Michelson fan except for that popped collar. Biff Michelson is what I call him when he does that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

297 Twiggy even had her own brand!

https://tinyurl.com/ycce3xf6

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (pRpzT)

298 Out in public without a cravat! Oh my word!
Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 06:02 PM (g6TN6)
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And where are your spats, young man?

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (79pEw)

299 I remember a diner waitress in the 1990s with those and pancake makeup. Was not a fan.
Posted by: Oldcat

You wasn't acting like that, son

Don't give me no lines
And keep your hands to yourself

Posted by: Miklos liked the Georgia Satellites at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (UOzvC)

300 Unless you're genuinely arguing that enormous spider eyelashes were routine and commonplace for the last 25 years.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (uW5Vz)

https://tinyurl.com/2nnej5ya
Posted by: Piper
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Can you please be specific regarding what you're attempting to show with photos of Goldie Hawn in a studio-based professional photo shoot from the 60s?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (uW5Vz)

301 Yes, let's all take the word of some gang moll. No way she's saying what she has to say to keep her kids from getting whacked by some "business associate".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (kBh81)

302 Betty Boop

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (VofaG)

303 And where are your spats, young man?
Posted by: bluebell

*adjusts monocles*

Posted by: Miklos dresses to impress at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (UOzvC)

304 Hi there, Moki! Blessed Holy Week and Happy Easter to you and yours. Please tell your husband I say hello too.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (79pEw)

305 The only sensible thing for Van Hollen to do, if he wants to stay viable in the public eye, would be to resign his seat and let Sammy Hagar take over for him.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (F30Ty)

306 I always hated the pop collar on a polo or ISO’s shirt. Instantly turns a face punchable.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 05:59 PM

Don't forget the sweater with the arms tied around the neck. Chaz alert!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (4p0Xq)

307 Performers are not a good illustration of what was commonly done.
Performers are always and exaggeration and augmentation of common people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (ODCB/)

308 245 All of this is just hilariously insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (8HNt+)

The Dims have nothing else. So their job is to entertain us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (6PCLE)

309 And where are your spats, young man?
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:03 PM (79pEw)

Gay French man: I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his peepee. Yours are all the way down to your balls.

Count DuMoney: At least I have them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM (8HNt+)

310 Can we deport the wife too?

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (KQk9m)

311
Also: I'll bet my left nut she's not the mother of all those kids.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (0Ep/U)

312 I think this has transitioned to an eastern European gangsta look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:01 PM (8HNt+)

Addidas track suits and Pumas?
Sometimes they get really adventurous and reverse that combo.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (6ydKt)

313 Twiggy even had her own brand!

https://tinyurl.com/ycce3xf6
Posted by: Piper

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Thanks for the link. I'm not sure if it's what you were intending to accomplish, but it's useful to note the date and that they went massively out of style 50 years ago.

Until...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (uW5Vz)

314 Dear Blonde Morticia,
From Hell’s hate, I stab at thee!
I luv U 2.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

315 Yes, let's all take the word of some gang moll. No way she's saying what she has to say to keep her kids from getting whacked by some "business associate".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (kBh81)
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Just like all the officials in Aurora, CO swearing that no, Tren de Aragua did not take over that apartment building, despite what the residents say and the video shows.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (79pEw)

316 >>Don't forget the sweater with the arms tied around the neck.

Daphne liked it.

Posted by: Fred at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (F30Ty)

317 I wish Fedora's would make a comeback. Or even dressing decent on a plane FFS. Flew from Pheonix last week next to a guy who looked homeless. I almost pulled a Trump line on him and said. Oh I see you wore your dress pajamas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (4p0Xq)

318
She says she has 5 kids with this illegal.

Why should we believe her? I don't.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:07 PM (0Ep/U)

319 Had a car with headlight lashes behind me today.

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2025 06:07 PM (FhXTo)

320 *adjusts monocles*
Posted by: Miklos dresses to impress at April 16, 2025 06:04 PM (UOzvC)

You would be that guy who wears two monocles...

You rockin' them things stacked up, or side by side?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 06:07 PM (kBh81)

321 Regardless, if you want to wear huge absurd fake eyelashes, fake silicone man-tits, and get meth-addict work release tattoos, go for it.

But men don't like it, and you're being used by men that don't like you.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:07 PM (uW5Vz)

322

You would be that guy who wears two monocles...

You rockin' them things stacked up, or side by side?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Lmao

Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 06:07 PM (g6TN6)

323 Hey single guys, Mrs. Garcia is single and rich!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (4p0Xq)

324 @205

>> Wondering about how that works. Susan Collins is head of Senate Appropriations committee. Could she approve Senate expenses?

I’m sure there is an appropriated travel and expense slush fund these humps tap into to pay for these trips.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (jLLc1)

325 Oh dear heavens, I am feeling attacked! I don’t have augmented lips, but if you saw my collection of big sunglasses, well….you would laugh at me, I guess!
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:52 PM (pRpzT)

Nah, big sunglasses are almost continuously in style becuz-

pretty young women can rock just about anything, up to and including a potted plant balanced on their heads.

With the right facial shape, big sunglasses look pretty great. Think the 60s version of Audrey Hepburn.

Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (iJfKG)

326
He might have 5 kids. She might have kids. But there is 0.0% chance they have 5 kids together.

These people are Liars. All they do is lie. They lie about everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (0Ep/U)

327 Is he the Ewok for you? Take our 20 question Love Quiz!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (mZtdJ)

328 Deport her, too.

Posted by: Sorry, I was running late at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (TIH8r)

329 The DOJ should seize the GoFundMe money as supporting terrorism just like they threatened the GoFundMe accounts of accused J-6 "insurrectionists".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (yxhux)

330 >>Don't forget the sweater with the arms tied around the neck.

Dumbest shit ever

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (NtVYv)

331 Also: I'll bet my left nut she's not the mother of all those kids.

Posted by: Soothsayer
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And your right nut he's not the father of all those kids.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (hoCmQ)

332 Twiggy even had her own brand!

Ackroyd. What do you say we get together and meat...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

333 Vintage ad for false eyelashes targeting the everyday girl

https://tinyurl.com/ywhez9cf

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (pRpzT)

334 She says she has 5 kids with this illegal.
____________

Well, he was trafficking her as her pimp, so technically. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (yxhux)

335 Stacked monocles is the way to go! Multiplies the power!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

336 20 Serious Question:
Are the Fake Eyelashes actually fooling anyone?

I mean. Is there a time in History when a woman actually pulled that shit off convincingly?

Or, is it just a mechanism to intercept incoming projectiles / jism, like a Patriot Missile Battery?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 05:18 PM (F30Ty)

They don't fool my husband. He mocks them, and in public pokes me to make sure I see them in airports, etc. I was blessed with very good eyelashes and for him to notice the lashes when we were young, among my other assets, should tell you he knows fake (he ain't blind).

The fake ones remain a mystery we can't solve. I have never worn them and know I would rip out my real ones if I bothered to try.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (6PCLE)

337 He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (a4NoL)

338
But men don't like it, and you're being used by men that don't like you.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
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Or simply, stupid men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (ODCB/)

339 The DOJ should seize the GoFundMe money as supporting terrorism just like they threatened the GoFundMe accounts of accused J-6 "insurrectionists".
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (yxhux)
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I was wondering about that. But I guess she's a US citizen? And so are the kids? Still shaky as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (79pEw)

340 I think one low-rent influencer posted that picture and immediately got 5,000 likes, so all of the rest of the "fashion influencers" immediately copied the exact same thing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 05:53 PM (HlyYF)
_____________

How else to show you're a non-conformist?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

341 Is he the Ewok for you? Take our 20 question Love Quiz!
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM

20 tips for hot Ewok sex!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (4p0Xq)

342
This is cool, I just saw. They've discovered and confirmed an exoplanet in a polar circumbinary orbit around to brown dwarves.

They knew such orbits were theoretically stable, surprisingly enough, but haven't found one. Now they have.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (w6EFb)

343
He might have 5 kids. She might have kids. But there is 0.0% chance they have 5 kids together.

These people are Liars. All they do is lie. They lie about everything.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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The one Venn Diagram that Kamala hates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (M4PBL)

344 >>pretty young women can rock just about anything, up to and including a potted plant balanced on their heads.

>With the right facial shape, big sunglasses look pretty great. Think the 60s version of Audrey Hepburn.

Yep.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (F30Ty)

345 Is he the Ewok for you? Take our 20 question Love Quiz!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM (mZtdJ)

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1. Does he pull out the Vespa seat for you before sitting himself?

2. Does he borrow your Crocs without asking?

3. Has he used your purse as a messenger bag?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (oa8tW)

346 How else to show you're a non-conformist?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM

Get a bunch of tattoos...Oh wait. They all have them now. Ish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (4p0Xq)

347 This is cool, I just saw. They've discovered and confirmed an exoplanet in a polar circumbinary orbit around to brown dwarves.
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Are we talking about that Snow White movie again?

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (79pEw)

348 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2025 06:08 PM
👍

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (ypFCm)

349 333 Vintage ad for false eyelashes targeting the everyday girl

https://tinyurl.com/ywhez9cf
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (pRpzT)

What in hell is an "everyday girl?" I am a girl every day, but I'm not everyday. I am obviously superior since I am, after all, an 'ette.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (a4NoL)

350 Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

***
Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

351 Freshman year in Kollidge (80s) there was a guy who wore Izod alligator shirts, but cut out the alligator.

Didn't understand his socio-economic-style, but figured he was a jerk showing off because his Rich Dad could buy expensive shit he could fuck up.

Probably had an expensive car, too.

And fucked it up.

Posted by: Miklos was not a Trust Fund Baby-Man at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (UOzvC)

352 Headline from Amac website (Association of Mature American Citizens):

"‘Massive Numbers’: Trump’s Economic Agenda Sparks $7 Trillion In Investment"

Doesn't much matter what Van Hollen or Angry Corey have to say. Carville might as well be shouting in an empty room.

Because in Americal, just like China, money talks and bullshit walks.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (rj6Yv)

353 307 Performers are not a good illustration of what was commonly done.
Performers are always and exaggeration and augmentation of common people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 06:05 PM

That is an excellent point. (That I am sure Piper and other 'ettes can elaborate on.)

It probably took me until junior year of high school to realize that "cheerleader makeup" was a real thing.

The amount and application of makeup that makes a woman look attractive at a distance of 50 feet, is much different than what is attractive sitting 3 feet away during a dinner date.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (HlyYF)

354 Mazda might be doing another rotary sports car.

I really wish I had an RX-7. My bank account doesn't, but they were beautiful cars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (8HNt+)

355 I like a lot of things that seem like a contradiction. I really like the small nose stud but a nose ring is a total turn off and a pig ring is disgusting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (VofaG)

356 Just like all the officials in Aurora, CO swearing that no, Tren de Aragua did not take over that apartment building, despite what the residents say and the video shows.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM (79pEw)
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Tren de Arugula is just an idea. Just like MS-13.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

357 Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

***
Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Now see?

We CAN have nice things!

Posted by: Miklos appeals to De Wimmins at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (UOzvC)

358 20 tips for hot Ewok sex!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM (4p0Xq)

Just don't ask him to comb his back hair. He hates that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (a4NoL)

359
Vintage ad for false eyelashes targeting the everyday girl

https://tinyurl.com/ywhez9cf
Posted by: Piper

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lol Eye-dentify, how cute. They're Eye-deal!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (M4PBL)

360 Elise Stefanik is reportedly considering a run for NY governor.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (paSBy)

361 I have never once looked at a woman and said “Hey, she has hot eyelashes!”

It’s an obvious swindle.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (TIH8r)

362 Bukele made the right choice in denying Chrissy access to the douchebag. If he'd let him in, there'd be no end to the Dim camera hogs lining up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 05:20 PM (paSBy)

We don't just let anybody visit Colorado's ADX Supermax, even a dignitary from a foreign country.

I never saw one of these Dems go over to Russia to try and free that WNBA guy. No, Biden made the dumbest trade of the century (so far): He gave up arms dealer Victor Bout for that worthless guy.

Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (gKDq2)

363 Thanks for the link. I'm not sure if it's what you were intending to accomplish, but it's useful to note the date and that they went massively out of style 50 years ago.

Until...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM

But wait! I have more! From the 69s, 70s, 80s, 90s, early 2000s….

It’s okay to have a theory and learn your theory is wrong. Truly. Especially when your wrong theory is about something as trivial as eyelashes.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (pRpzT)

364 Puerto Rico is blacked out. Cuba is also blacked out . Haiti is a hellhole. The Caribbean is having problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (6TePA)

365 20 tips for hot Ewok sex!
Posted by: Minnfidel
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5 Tips for Removing Hair from Your Favorite Dress

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (mZtdJ)

366 Vintage ad for false eyelashes targeting the everyday girl

https://tinyurl.com/ywhez9cf
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:09 PM (pRpzT)

I think the original theory needs work.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (n7h9X)

367 What in hell is an "everyday girl?" I am a girl every day, but I'm not everyday. I am obviously superior since I am, after all, an 'ette.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM

Ette's are the superior form of female. This is scientifically proven!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (4p0Xq)

368 Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

***
Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

Yes, sir!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

369 The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was quite the expert with makeup, and yet she didn't look "made up." One time before we ever started dating, she told me that she was wearing seven different colors on her face. (She might have been exaggerating. She was known to do that.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (omVj0)

370 Tren de Arugula is just an idea. Just like MS-13.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)
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Autocucumber turned mine into Arabic.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (79pEw)

371 I really wish I had an RX-7. My bank account doesn't, but they were beautiful cars.

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The 3rd Generation was arguably the most beautiful design to ever come out of Japan. That it was also ridiculously fast and well balanced just made everything better. Shame about the longevity issues, because dang what a car.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (uW5Vz)

372 I like a lot of things that seem like a contradiction. I really like the small nose stud but a nose ring is a total turn off and a pig ring is disgusting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (VofaG)
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I violently dislike ANY nasal hardware whatsoever.

If you want to sport that shit, go to Borneo or someplace in Africa where it is de rigeur.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

373 The Illegal Alien spark of humanity is just doing the wife beating that Americans will not do

Posted by: Life of Wryly at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (1FWWQ)

374 How else to show you're a non-conformist?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:10 PM

Get the exact same tats as all of the other non-conformists?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (HlyYF)

375 Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

***
Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025
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Yes, sir!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

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Then I second this idea. But let's stay with the name "Capri pants." "Clamdiggers" doesn't sound very appealing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (omVj0)

376 Tren de Arugula is just an idea. Just like MS-13.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)
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Autocucumber turned mine into Arabic.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (79pEw)
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"Arugula" wasn't autocucumber, it was me making fun of their name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

377 361 I have never once looked at a woman and said “Hey, she has hot eyelashes!”

It’s an obvious swindle.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (TIH8r)

So the Jasmine Crockett look isn't turning your head?

What is it with black ladies and overexaggerated features?

I guess it must do something for black men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (a4NoL)

378 Thanks for the link. I'm not sure if it's what you were intending to accomplish, but it's useful to note the date and that they went massively out of style 50 years ago.

Until...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:06 PM

But wait! I have more! From the 69s, 70s, 80s, 90s, early 2000s….

It’s okay to have a theory and learn your theory is wrong. Truly. Especially when your wrong theory is about something as trivial as eyelashes.
Posted by: Piper

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My hypothesis is sound.

That said, I concede the point. You win. You're the winner.

Now do the prison tattoos. Same premise re: helping men in dresses blend in, same as the push to get women to embrace absurd looking fake eyelashes.

Go!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (uW5Vz)

379 As with everything: it depends on the clams you dig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (8HNt+)

380 152 She will continue to advocate for his return, if she knows what's good for her. Otherwise some of his friends may pay her a visit. Of course with hubby out of town, or out of the country entirely, they may visit anyway.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 16, 2025 05:41 PM (MZ+PY)

I really doubt if any of the other illegals, including the baby mama, give half a shit what happens to this guy. Baby mama just wants to keep riding the gravy train funded by stupid gringos.

Posted by: BillyD at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (Yt3ED)

381 He might have 5 kids. She might have kids. But there is 0.0% chance they have 5 kids together.

These people are Liars. All they do is lie. They lie about everything.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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The one Venn Diagram that Kamala hates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 06:11 PM (M4PBL)

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That's the one of the Muslim and other trash Democrat families intersecting among the categories: father; mother; son; daughter; brother; sister; uncle, aunt; grandfather; and grandmother.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (oa8tW)

382 I have never once looked at a woman and said “Hey, she has hot eyelashes!”

It’s an obvious swindle.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 06:14 PM (TIH8r)

Its all of a piece. You glance and say "that woman has large eyes so she is young and might bear healthy babies instead of being 50 and wrinkly like my grandmother.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (n7h9X)

383 If you want to sport that shit, go to Borneo or someplace in Africa where it is de rigeur.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

How cool is a nose piercing when you have a sinus infection? Ew.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (a4NoL)

384 Van Hollen just wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars of your money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

These politicians going to "rescue" would have a SMALL amount of credit if they were spending their own money, but they aren't. They only want attention and to "sho" how caring they are.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (Ofe5D)

385 So the Jasmine Crockett look isn't turning your head?

What is it with black ladies and overexaggerated features?

I guess it must do something for black men.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM

That shitty ass hood mayor in IL that just got thrown out. Fake nails, fake lashes. Fake brain!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (4p0Xq)

386 So the Jasmine Crockett look isn't turning your head?

What is it with black ladies and overexaggerated features?

I guess it must do something for black men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (a4NoL)
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Those just hold the fort with black men until the women can weigh in at 300 lbs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

387 Arugula has been trendy so long it's not even trendy anymore.

Silly drug dealers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (kBh81)

388 If the gal in question has 5 kids, then "hubby" took up with her because she was, or is, pulling in more than a few welfare dollars.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

389
I violently dislike ANY nasal hardware whatsoever.

If you want to sport that shit, go to Borneo or someplace in Africa where it is de rigeur.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

I am trying to set a trend of calling the nasal hardware (the bull ring deal), "booger catchers."

I think it is fitting. I can't figure it out at all, nor the big holes in people's ear lobes for tusks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (6PCLE)

390 Then I second this idea. But let's stay with the name "Capri pants." "Clamdiggers" doesn't sound very appealing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (omVj0)

Mom called them Pedal Pushers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (a4NoL)

391 "Arugula" wasn't autocucumber, it was me making fun of their name.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
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Ah. Sorry to ruin your joke. I thought you were a fellow victim.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (79pEw)

392 I guess it must do something for black men.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I have eyelashes AND back lashes (they are pretty similar)

Posted by: Snow Woke at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (UOzvC)

393 354 Mazda might be doing another rotary sports car.

I really wish I had an RX-7. My bank account doesn't, but they were beautiful cars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM

I had a 1980 RX-7 that I loved.

I barely fit below the roof height, but it was a great car.

My engine seals never went out, but I babied my car.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (HlyYF)

394 Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
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My mother called those "pedal-pushers," I guess because they're good for riding a bike. I've never heard anyone else use that term, so I don't know how common it was.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (paSBy)

395 I guess it must do something for black men.
Posted by: tcn in AK

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They're the same as other men.

They hate the fake crap, too.

But individuals can't say anything or it risks sex, and black women especially aren't particularly receptive to constructive criticism.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (uW5Vz)

396

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (DhRcs)

397 Wife had gorgeous eyelashes when we married. Then chemo took most away. She's getting individual lashes glued on or something couple times a month. Makes her happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (hoCmQ)

398 Then I second this idea. But let's stay with the name "Capri pants." "Clamdiggers" doesn't sound very appealing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025
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Mom called them Pedal Pushers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025

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For bicycle riding, I presume.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (omVj0)

399 I think it is fitting. I can't figure it out at all, nor the big holes in people's ear lobes for tusks.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (6PCLE)
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Heh, you and my wife would have a lot in common. She really dislikes ear gauges.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

400 Mazda might be doing another rotary sports car.

I really wish I had an RX-7. My bank account doesn't, but they were beautiful cars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 06:13 PM (8HNt+)

I felt the same way about the Triumph TR7. Beautiful design, perfect windshield view. But underpowered with an unreliable engine. The only thing close to it in looks was Toyota's MR2 a few years later.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (rj6Yv)

401 "We are just weird as a species!

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 05:56 PM (pRpzT) "

Truer words have never been said! Humanity's proud birthright!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (/Ghsb)

402 Now do the prison tattoos. Same premise re: helping men in dresses blend in, same as the push to get women to embrace absurd looking fake eyelashes.

Go!
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (uW5Vz)

Tats as fashionable are also older than the last 5 years. The incidence is increasing with time but am skeptical of this massive push.

My issue with a lot of tats on both sexes is you need to account for seeing them both up close and a distance. Large detailed ones tend to look like motor oil at range.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (n7h9X)

403 Ah. Tcn in AK answered my question.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (paSBy)

404 I am trying to set a trend of calling the nasal hardware (the bull ring deal), "booger catchers."

I think it is fitting. I can't figure it out at all, nor the big holes in people's ear lobes for tusks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:18 PM (6PCLE)
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As an alternative to facial hardware, I am trying to set a trend of wearing a sandwich board sign that says,"I'm retarded."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

405 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (mZtdJ)

406 Now, you ladies need to get to work and bring clam diggers back in style. Those are dynamite with the right legs and body.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025

***
Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Uh...'pedal pushers' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

407 Have you seen the price of Tren de Arugulas lately?

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, who can afford several at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (UOzvC)

408 Wife had gorgeous eyelashes when we married. Then chemo took most away. She's getting individual lashes glued on or something couple times a month. Makes her happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.
Posted by: olddog in mo

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Nothing at all wrong with that, same as breast reconstruction, wigs, fake teeth, etc.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (uW5Vz)

409 Noodus Ace quick hits

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (omVj0)

410 @371

>> The 3rd Generation was arguably the most beautiful design to ever come out of Japan.

For my money, nothing beats the RX7 Turbo II, I had and 89 and loved that car, unfortunately I lived in The Bronx at the time and got tired of thieves trying to steal it, steal pieces off it or generally f**king with it.

I can’t tell you how many times I went to Hunts Point to get replacement parts and having the sneaking suspicion I was buying back my own stolen part.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (jLLc1)

411 Wife had gorgeous eyelashes when we married. Then chemo took most away. She's getting individual lashes glued on or something couple times a month. Makes her happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (hoCmQ)
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Good for her, olddog. Sometimes it's the little things that make a difference.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (79pEw)

412 Then I second this idea. But let's stay with the name "Capri pants." "Clamdiggers" doesn't sound very appealing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025

Neither was sopping wet Jean cuffs from wading after clams.

Similar for bikes and jean pant cuffs. Perfect names.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

413 383
How cool is a nose piercing when you have a sinus infection? Ew.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16

It really doesn’t get gross like that, even with a runny nose, or stuffy nose. I mean I don’t have a septum piercing, so I can’t speak to that, but my small stud doesn’t cause any issues. You also take them out and clean them, like you would other forms of jewelry. My nose was pierced as part of a ceremony due to my heritage, but I don’t expect everyone to love it or do it themselves.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 06:23 PM (pRpzT)

414 Now do the prison tattoos. Same premise re: helping men in dresses blend in, same as the push to get women to embrace absurd looking fake eyelashes.

Go!
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:17 PM (uW5Vz)

Tats as fashionable are also older than the last 5 years. The incidence is increasing with time but am skeptical of this massive push.

My issue with a lot of tats on both sexes is you need to account for seeing them both up close and a distance. Large detailed ones tend to look like motor oil at range.
Posted by: Oldcat

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But they're not. Not on women.

Other than a hidden tramp stamp or maybe a rose the butt or ankle they were for strippers and low-rent ladies until 2012 or so. At which point women began getting full sleeve and/or disjointed prison tattoos similar to men.

Which corresponds with...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:23 PM (uW5Vz)

415 Tats: small butterfly on ankle or instep, nice; big spreads on arms or legs, or both, makes the wearer look dirty (and not in a good way).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2025 06:23 PM (omVj0)

416 There are fashions, and then there are stupid fashions.

Bell bottoms, long hair, etc. was a fashion. But you can throw your bell bottoms in the trash, get a haircut, and you're good to go for an interview.

Facial hardware, gauges in the ears, and a bunch of tattoos are a little more difficult - not to mention expensive and sometimes painful - to get rid of. Plus, they're not a plus when interviewing.

That makes them a stupid fashion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

417 For my money, nothing beats the RX7 Turbo II, I had and 89 and loved that car, unfortunately I lived in The Bronx at the time and got tired of thieves trying to steal it, steal pieces off it or generally f**king with it.

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I dated a girl with one of those. The first time I drove it I hit the redline and it beeped at me to shift. I thought the sound was someone honking at me, so I went faster until I redlined and heard it again and knew it was unlikely that anyone was keeping up with me.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 06:24 PM (uW5Vz)

418 As an alternative to facial hardware, I am trying to set a trend of wearing a sandwich board sign that says,"I'm retarded."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

Add "am handsome and don't need Viagra" and watch out, buddy!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:25 PM (6PCLE)

419 Wife had gorgeous eyelashes when we married. Then chemo took most away. She's getting individual lashes glued on or something couple times a month. Makes her happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (hoCmQ)
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Totally different situation. God love her, and you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

420 394 Are those the same things as the Capri pants Laura Petrie used to wear?
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My mother called those "pedal-pushers," I guess because they're good for riding a bike. I've never heard anyone else use that term, so I don't know how common it was.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 06:19 PM (paSBy)

My mother, and others of her generation, called them "pedal-pushers" back in the '60s.

Posted by: BillyD at April 16, 2025 06:27 PM (Yt3ED)

421 Heh, you and my wife would have a lot in common. She really dislikes ear gauges.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 06:20 PM (tT6L1

Tell her I now know what happens when they take the hole things or tusks out. I had the horrible displeasure of being like a magnet to a crazy older brother of a relative. His earlobes curled into each other. Which was gross as he was anyway. To distract from this he wore large zirconium studs above this. I was horrified but focused on his very crooked teeth while slugging gin.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:29 PM (6PCLE)

422 We've been married for decades and are best friends.

When watching tv he still will comment, "I'll bet she looks awful without makeup." Meaning the next morning after a romp in bed.

I apparently passed this test of his. I can't believe he still judges women this way, but whatevah! I like a man in a kilt and he knows I would leave him for Mel Gibson.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 06:33 PM (6PCLE)

423 Spartacus Booker will have to lead a caravan of illegal invaders through the Darien Gap to the southern border if he wants to top Van Hollen, and he'll do it while wearing sandals and carrying a cross. AOC will attemt to hijack the attention by meeting Spartacus at the border wall and crying and then launching into a 26-hour fillibuster

Posted by: p-squared at April 16, 2025 07:05 PM (0prFs)

424 Chris Van Hollen went down to El Slavador to recruit new MS-13 members to Maryland. He did this to terrorize the existing Salvadorans in Maryland. In that, he is a terrorist.
However, he also went down to El Salvador to destabilize President Bukele. This is a replay of the 80s Marxist trips that Democrat Senators would take down to Central America. Democrats hate Central America, and want to keep it enslaved.

Posted by: wferrin at April 16, 2025 07:28 PM (lCdHU)

425 BAPAKKAU LA KONTOL

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