Mid-Morning Art Thread

L'abandon
Guillaume Seignac

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 nekkid

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Uhh. Where's the feathers?

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at April 21, 2025 09:30 AM (vFG9F)

3 Whoa!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 09:30 AM (vKNmo)

4 It's no Rothko!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2025 09:31 AM (TdYBy)

5 If that is how she has to get out of bed her hips must be killing her!

Quite honestly, they look like they could kill me also.

(iykwimaityd)

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 09:31 AM (vKNmo)

6 Looks exactly like me upon hearing the news Trump won the 2024 election.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

7 Overwrought

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

8 That pose couldn't have been easy for the model to hold. I mean, at least let her put her butt on the sofa.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (s8j++)

9 Uhh. Where's the feathers?
Posted by: Propaganda Penguin

They are plucked these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (vKNmo)

10 I reckon this is what they call "art" in France.

Posted by: Judge Potter Stewart at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)

11 Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a)

12 Now THAT'S how to portray someone on a couch.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (O5Ote)

13 Ah, what a nice start to the week.

Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

14 Her clothes abandoned her?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (BHrzb)

15 Wow. Just straight vajayjay this morning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2025 09:32 AM (aPY1X)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Nice couch. Is that black and white fabric silk? Looks luxurious.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (Dv3i1)

18 And I'm lookin.....

At yo tittays.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Nice composition!

Posted by: Hugh Heffner at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (Cki93)

20 Is she pre-ravage or post-ravage?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (aPY1X)

21 I’d hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (+K1xO)

22 Alternate Title:

"Bathed, Shaved, and Ready for Love"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (iJfKG)

23 Wake up to a dead pope and a bald snizz. Heckuva way to kick off the week.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (qr8rv)

24 Holding that pose must've been hard on her back.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

25 No, baby, of course I respect you. This pose is necessary! It's ART!

Posted by: Guillaume Seignac at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (s8j++)

26 Early 20th century OF model?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

27 Seems something's missing down there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 That pose looks uncomfortable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (WPL6O)

29 5 If that is how she has to get out of bed her hips must be killing her!

Quite honestly, they look like they could kill me also.

(iykwimaityd)
Posted by: Tonypete

Death by snu snu! Death by snu snu!

Posted by: Philip Fry at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (JCZqz)

30 Sleeping off the Bacchanal?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (O5Ote)

31 It's erotica not p0rn!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (mZtdJ)

32 She seems to have lost her $8 sundress

Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (vf0Y9)

33 She truly abandoned her clothes, Margaret!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:34 AM (xD2dw)

34 Reminder that the female body has always been beautiful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

35 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

36 Reminder that the female body has always been beautiful.
Posted by: Sponge

Thank you Sailor!!

Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (vKNmo)

37 Suddenly, CBD was no longer filled with ennui.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (s8j++)

38 Apparently she found the fainting couch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (mT+6a)

39 I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tired!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (Aqu9a)

40 She looks nice

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (6WYqe)

41 "The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood"

It started with the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (vFG9F)

42 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

There's nothing wrong with celebrating one of God's most excellent creations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

43 How you doin'?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (viF8m)

44 Whoa CBD! Putting it right out there aren't you. My goodness gracious.

Posted by: Tuna at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

45 Decided to comment about the model's pose and see that Horde mind is operative on that subject, too.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (y6jPI)

46 Alternate Title:

"The Luxurious Food Coma After Too Much Easter Ham"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

47 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood

Let the 'Ette complaining commence!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

48 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

There's nothing wrong with celebrating one of God's most excellent creations.

By that logic, OnlyFans is holy writ.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (s8j++)

49
Thank you Sailor!!
Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (vKNmo)

Well, he did also give free will, which allows one to destroy God's gift.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Sundress?

Still got those images on Tensor, link in nic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (xD2dw)

51 Whoa CBD! Putting it right out there aren't you. My goodness gracious.
Posted by: Tuna

This comment coupled with the nic is hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (vKNmo)

52 Can't see her back, but the lady seems very feminine, though hairless. Very unZegler, I must say.

Posted by: Depilatory Commentariat at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (G5+As)

53 I have questions. Like, razors?

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (QfvaV)

54 Bob Ross would be disappointed in the lack of happy little bush..

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (9VvLj)

55 Whoa!

Posted by: Madam, I'm Adam at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (Aqu9a)

56 So we're not doing elbow humor any more?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 21, 2025 09:37 AM (s8j++)

57 Alright... I just don't get how you can be gay.

Hubba-hubba.

Posted by: red speck at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (0Id0S)

58 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
----
He has Risen and now part of me has too!

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (qr8rv)

59 Musta been the Absinthe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

60 I mean, I just have to ask the question in these times.

There's nothing tucked away, right ?

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (UJ+K5)

61 No pierced nipples. Would not hang, by the nipples.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

62 We could have gotten some variation on a nude Venus rising from the sea while standing in a giant open clam shell...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (xD2dw)

63 Dayum

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (dQfJF)

64 Aren't landscape paintings supposed to have bushes??

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 09:39 AM (mZtdJ)

65 Artist
Guillaume Seignac (1870–1924) wikidata:Q2075154
Title
French: L'Abandon
Object type painting
Medium oil on canvas
Dimensions height: 96 cm (37.7 in); width: 176 cm (69.2 in)
Inscriptions
Signature bottom left:

G-Seignac

It now appears to be in a private collection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

66 No pierced nipples. Would not hang, by the nipples.
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

Ahhhh, maaaaan. Really?

Posted by: A Man Called Horse at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

67 47 The day after Easter Sunday and we get this.
Posted by: redridinghood

Let the 'Ette complaining commence!
Posted by: Bulg

Elaine explained it best in a Seinfeld episode where Jerry had a nudist girlfriend, I recall. The female body is art, with beautiful smooth curves, while men walking around naked are hairy, lumpy and weird.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

68 I see paradise by the overhead light.

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (Aqu9a)

69 Very pretty lady.

But that can not be comfortable.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (0HaGk)

70 Alternate Title:

"The Luxurious Food Coma After Too Much Easter Ham"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

I think she *is* the easter ham.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (snZF9)

71 Mmm-mmm! Lovely breasts and beautifully clean.

Just the way I like my women.

Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (Dg2sF)

72 Aren't landscape paintings supposed to have bushes??
Posted by: andycanuck

Generally, yes. Many, such as this one, also have a mons pubis.

Who doesn't love nature?

Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (vKNmo)

73 Ace of spades, after hours

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (DKKgv)

74 It now appears to be in a private collection.
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Very private.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (mZtdJ)

75 Can we get the fat man on an Ottoman back?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

76 Well, Seignac captured the moment in the title. Everything is languid and flowing from her position to the coverlets. Her slightly opened eyes are reflecting her contentment in the aftermath of something damn pleasant. (Deliberate understatement.) The hint of porn (as the viewer speculates on why she is like this) adds to the effectiveness.

I couldn't help but hear the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song while looking at this painting.

Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2025 09:42 AM (yTvNw)

77 Elaine explained it best in a Seinfeld episode where Jerry had a nudist girlfriend, I recall. The female body is art, with beautiful smooth curves, while men walking around naked are hairy, lumpy and weird.
------
Unless she begins coughing uncontrollably.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 09:42 AM (mZtdJ)

78 I couldn't help but hear the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song while looking at this painting.

We don't need Dylan Mulvany singing that song...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:43 AM (xD2dw)

79 Now that the religious holidays are over.....
I approve.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2025 09:44 AM (n4GiU)

80 I couldn't help but hear the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song while looking at this painting.
Posted by: JTB

I love that song. So true.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 21, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

81 I wonder why nobody's mentioned how realistic the shine on her left big toe nail looks.

Oh, never mind...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 21, 2025 09:44 AM (9VvLj)

82 Well, now that you ask ... YES! Yes I would ... !

Posted by: Dr_No at April 21, 2025 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

83 Glad that Lent thing is over!

Posted by: scottst at April 21, 2025 09:45 AM (zdIrR)

84 Oops, I see Anna beat me to the Dylan Mulvaney reference.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

85 78 ... "I couldn't help but hear the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song while looking at this painting.

We don't need Dylan Mulvany singing that song..."

Agreed. In fact we don't need that thing for any reason.

Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

86 Can we get the fat man on an Ottoman back?
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

WTF is wrong with you?? Go back to Man's Country for your jollies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (Aqu9a)

87 I wonder why nobody's mentioned how realistic the shine on her left big toe nail looks.

Oh, never mind...
Posted by: She Hobbit

Foot comments are Wolfus Aurelius' beat.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

88 83 Glad that Lent thing is over!
Posted by: scottst at April 21, 2025 09:45 AM (zdIrR)

I am having rutabagas and watermelon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)

89 @ 54 Bob Ross would be disappointed in the lack of happy little bush..
____________________

By now, it has grown to become a Happy Little Tree ...

Posted by: Dr_No at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

90 Her left big toenail is as cute as the rest of her.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2025 09:47 AM (0HaGk)

91
Very nice

not weirdly lumpy like so many depictions of female nudes

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2025 09:47 AM (AOsQT)

92 Rowr.

Posted by: ChupaMe at April 21, 2025 09:48 AM (F4V5F)

93 Deb O'Nair

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 09:48 AM (UJ+K5)

94 I wonder why nobody's mentioned how realistic the shine on her left big toe nail looks.

Oh, never mind...
Posted by: She Hobbit

Or how luxurious the throws on her fainting couch are!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 21, 2025 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

95 "Very nice

not weirdly lumpy like so many depictions of female nudes
Posted by: Don Black "

They're usually not very good. Not like this one.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2025 09:49 AM (0HaGk)

96 The ONLY appropriate background music: ZZTop's 'Tush' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at April 21, 2025 09:49 AM (ayRl+)

97 86 Can we get the fat man on an Ottoman back?
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 21, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

WTF is wrong with you?? Go back to Man's Country for your jollies.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Are you fat-phobic?! The male body should be celebrated, in all its forms!

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 21, 2025 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

98 "Inscriptions
Signature bottom left:"

She'll have to roll over so we can see that.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 09:50 AM (vFG9F)

99 Well painted. It looks like it would be an uncomfortable pose to hold for any length of time hanging off the coach like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2025 09:52 AM (gF3cq)

100 Well darn. Now I have to add a Renaissance wing to the ol' spank bank...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 21, 2025 09:52 AM (kuTyJ)

101 Voluptuous is a rarely used word anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2025 09:52 AM (aPY1X)

102 Lame. No tats or piercings anywhere? Natural colored hair?

PASS.

Posted by: No straight dude ever at April 21, 2025 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

103 Hi, Fen! Hope you had a great Easter!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

104 The ONLY appropriate background music: ZZTop's 'Tush' ...

I don't know. I'd have Ravel's Pavane playing while I slowly drew a peacock feather along her lithe, marmoreal lushness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2025 09:53 AM (Dg2sF)

105 "Voluptuous is a rarely used word anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

Usually in conjunction with "penguin". There are some weird people out there.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 21, 2025 09:54 AM (vFG9F)

106 @ 54 Bob Ross would be disappointed in the lack of happy little bush..
____________________

By now, it has grown to become a Happy Little Tree ...
Posted by: Dr_No at April 21, 2025 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

The clitoral structure of a human female is shaped not unlike a Klingon battle cruiser. From what I've read and seen in Mom's medical library. It's replete with erectile tissue and nerve endings.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 21, 2025 09:54 AM (Aqu9a)

107 Voluptuous is a rarely used word anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's a great word. Actually sounds like what it denotes, somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

108 She looks firm. Probably a cheerleader.

Posted by: Pal at April 21, 2025 09:54 AM (cnVbw)

109 Zaftig nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:55 AM (xD2dw)

110 Remarkably hairless for the time. Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van but, would hang in my bathroom.

Posted by: toby928 at April 21, 2025 09:55 AM (jc0TO)

111 It now appears to be in a private collection.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

I think it's on the wall in the bar at the Mustang Ranch.
(only half kidding)

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2025 09:55 AM (xcIvR)

112 Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

Thanks. It was very nice. I hope you had a nice Easter as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2025 09:55 AM (gF3cq)

113 CBD in a good mood I see

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 21, 2025 09:55 AM (WL2lA)

114 Not now Wesley.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2025 09:56 AM (0HaGk)

115 I saw Lithe, Marmoreal Lushness open for...

(nice phrase, by the way, Mr. Poppins)

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

116 The centerfold of Marilyn Monroe has her in a similar pose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

117 I couldn't help but hear the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from Flower Drum Song while looking at this painting.
Posted by: JTB

I love that song. So true.
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 21, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

Oh, me too! Same!

...

...

What!?!?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 21, 2025 09:57 AM (iJfKG)

118 Thanks. It was very nice. I hope you had a nice Easter as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yep. Went to a nice church that I think is going to be my new church home.

My wife made a wonderful lamb stew for dinner.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

119 Klaus Schwab quit

https://tinyurl.com/c75ezs6a

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (UJ+K5)

120 Even her pits are shaved , vive la France!

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (YwEeS)

121 The clitoral structure of a human female is shaped not unlike a Klingon battle cruiser. From what I've read and seen in Mom's medical library. It's replete with erectile tissue and nerve endings.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 21, 2025 09:54 AM

The difference is that Klingon battle cruisers aren't cloaked, and can be found.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (0sNs1)

122 Years go by, I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

123 Seems like these period art pieces have 3 rules.

Paint them naked
Paint them beefy
Paint them exhausted

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (snZF9)

124 The centerfold of Marilyn Monroe has her in a similar pose.
Posted by: Sponge

Can't have helped her lower-back problems.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

125 let go

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)

126 Klaus Schwab quit

https://tinyurl.com/c75ezs6a
Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (UJ+K5)

I'd prefer 'dies in a fire.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

127 NSFW!!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 10:00 AM (g47mK)

128 Smoov!

Posted by: That Guy who intones "Smoov!" at April 21, 2025 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

129
Can't have helped her lower-back problems.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

Seems her murder was a bit worse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

130 The hairless is because to claim it wasn't pornographic, the lack of genitalia was aping ancient Greek and Roman statuary that also omitted it.

Now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:00 AM (mZtdJ)

131 I'd prefer 'dies in a fire.'
Posted by: Sponge

Oh, he'll get the fire, alright. But after he's dead.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

132 I saw Lithe, Marmoreal Lushness open for...

(nice phrase, by the way, Mr. Poppins)
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

Sad. Another tragic case of Jokus Interruptus.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2025 10:01 AM (iJfKG)

133 The difference is that Klingon battle cruisers aren't cloaked, and can be found.
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And they're both science fiction!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:02 AM (mZtdJ)

134 Klaus Schwab quit

https://tinyurl.com/c75ezs6a
Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 09:58 AM (UJ+K5)

Life?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2025 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

135 Seems her murder was a bit worse.
Posted by: Sponge

Wonder if there was anything about Marilyn in the JFK files that got released.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

136 The carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2025 10:03 AM (xcIvR)

137 Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ

That's great. What did you like about the church service? My son orders lamb ( very spicy lamb vindaloo ) when we go out to an Indian restaurant )?, but I have never had it for Easter Dinner. Clearly appropriate seasonal fare.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2025 10:03 AM (1mEJS)

138 Fun facts: the only reason the Romulans had Klingon cruisers in The Enterprise Incident is that the Bird of Prey model was lost or destroyed
The only reason the Klingons have Bird of Prey and cloaking device is because the studio would not allow the Romulans to be used in ST3.(because they felt people were only familiar with Klingons)

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2025 10:04 AM (YwEeS)

139 We mourned Pope John Paul II z"l and attended his funeral mass at St. Ignatius.

That won't happen this time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 10:04 AM (RIvkX)

140 The “markets” suffer from some serious TDS. The “markets” looooove low interest rates. Trump is pushing Powell to lower interest rates. You’d think “the markets” would be happy. No. Wall St is having a hissy fit again. Turns out if Trump wants lower rates, higher rates are ahhktchually a good thing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:04 AM (DKKgv)

141 I'd prefer 'dies in a fire.'
Posted by: Sponge

Oh, he'll get the fire, alright. But after he's dead.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

What fun is that if we can't witness it? No beer, no popcorn, no flicking beer bottle caps at the human tiki torch, etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 10:06 AM (snZF9)

142 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 13h
Multiple casualties reported as fire breaks out at high-rise apartment building in Bongcheon district of Seoul, South Korea.

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 10h
BREAKING UPDATE: At least 3 dead, 11 injured after man set fire to apartment building with flamethrower in Seoul, South Korea. - Pravda/SHOT

http://tiny.cc/f27h001
48 seconds; no violence

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:06 AM (mZtdJ)

143 Eeeeewwww...

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (UapEa)

144 Apparently she found the fainting couch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2025 09:35 AM (mT+6a)

Little did she know that Lucian Freud had used the studiot that morning!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (OmBt5)

145 The roast leg of lamb yesterday was awful but I managed to choke down a "polite" piece of it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (RIvkX)

146 Nice art! She is lovely.
It's better than the stuff the endoscopy center has. Hubbymayhem is having a colonoscopy and I am in the waiting area.
There are, unfortunately, others waiting here. One is watching some video on her phone with the volume loud enough to be annoying. Another sniffles every 5 seconds. Both are on my last nerve.
I quit smoking and went to vape 5 years ago. I want a cigarette.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (XgxED)

147 ABC News reports a man wearing a red hat was seeing running away from the building.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (DKKgv)

148 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 10h
BREAKING UPDATE: At least 3 dead, 11 injured after man set fire to apartment building with flamethrower in Seoul, South Korea. - Pravda/SHOT

http://tiny.cc/f27h001
48 seconds; no violence
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:06 AM (mZtdJ)

Why cant we have common sense flamethrower control?

Posted by: Libtards at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (gbOdA)

149 I think we can all get behind this.

Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

150 Seems like these period art pieces have 3 rules.

Paint them naked
Paint them beefy
Paint them exhausted
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

If she's not exhausted you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (9VvLj)

151 It's replete with erectile tissue and nerve endings.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Anyone that uses the word 'replete' spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 10:09 AM (vKNmo)

152 What did you like about the church service?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Well, for one, they have a very good choir, which I will join.

But the whole church is very relaxed and friendly. And they're very kid-friendly, which I like. Lots of warmth and joy in that church.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

153 Sundress?

Still got those images on Tensor, link in nic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 09:36 AM (xD2dw)

I did check those out last night during the ONT. Very nice. Especially the one that shows a very shapely, umm, lower posterior.
She's a good bit young looking in the face. I'd feel much more comfortable gawking if her face looked more age appropriate. Maybe something in the younger Gen X or older Millennial range.

Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 10:10 AM (vf0Y9)

154 I think we can all get behind this.

Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence

It fits. Like I've always said, . . .

Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 21, 2025 10:10 AM (Aqu9a)

155 So, the old Playboy...
Today, nothing is left to the imagination and it's gross.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 21, 2025 10:10 AM (VJc7E)

156 MP 4, now that is hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 10:10 AM (yp8Vj)

157 149 I think we can all get behind this.

Dylan Mulvaney

Oh my....

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 21, 2025 10:10 AM (UJ+K5)

158 Why would he she they them move to the UK? I thought their Supreme Court erased trannies.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:11 AM (DKKgv)

159 Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

160 The “markets” suffer from some serious TDS. The “markets” looooove low interest rates. Trump is pushing Powell to lower interest rates. You’d think “the markets” would be happy. No. Wall St is having a hissy fit again. Turns out if Trump wants lower rates, higher rates are ahhktchually a good thing.

I suspect the rational part of the reaction is knowing Trump is going to try and stop the gravy train from the treasury to the multi-national companies.

But this is mostly irrational. The interesting part though is Trump forced this freak out early - if he had done the normal GOPe thing and waited to work on some of his policies until the summer of next year the FNM would be clamoring economic doom and gloom going into the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2025 10:11 AM (t0Rmr)

161 There are, unfortunately, others waiting here. One is watching some video on her phone with the volume loud enough to be annoying. Another sniffles every 5 seconds. Both are on my last nerve.
I quit smoking and went to vape 5 years ago. I want a cigarette.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (XgxED)

Cigarette? I would be hitting a bong at that point. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 10:12 AM (snZF9)

162 Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

I'll donate to the lawyers for his renouncing of his US Citizenship. I know he's not doing THAT, of course, but if he were SERIOUS, he would.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

163 I hope Modi's life insurance is up to date...

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 8h
DELHI - U.S. Vice President JD Vance, Usha Vance, along with their children, en route to the Akshardham Temple.

JD Vance is on his first official visit to India and will meet Prime Minister Narendra Modi later today.

http://tiny.cc/v27h001
59 seconds; no sound; and an interesting war memorial in the background.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:13 AM (mZtdJ)

164 He seems to have liked painting girls. Clothing optional.

Approved.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2025 10:13 AM (1bNHn)

165 Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom

So Peru didn't pan out for him I take it?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:13 AM (jjoN6)

166 159 Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

Threatens with what ?

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (UJ+K5)

167 I find it strange that the gayest country in the world is the very most ardent importer of Muslims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

168 I'm sure the rising muslham population in the UK will enjoy having Mulvaney as a resident.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

169 Oh, he'll get the fire, alright. But after he's dead.

Posted by: Bulg

Religion explained in 60 seconds.

https://shorturl.at/1FVFb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

170 Foxsnooze did a piece on Trump making English the official language of America. They went to people who looked like they were from another country and not a single one of them had an issue with it. Then they went to the white cat lady Karen’s and every one of them took issue with it.

It’s pretty evident who the real problem is on our country- and it ain’t recent immigrants.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (oVZ+Q)

171 159 Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs

So Democrat tariffs are good and based out of love. Got it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (jjoN6)

172 So the million of fake (but real) SSIDs handed out be Biden have not be mark via the Death File, but DOGE has added a new file called

Ineligible Master File

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:15 AM (gbOdA)

173 96 The ONLY appropriate background music: ZZTop's 'Tush' ...

Wang Dang sweet poon tang

Posted by: Theodore N at April 21, 2025 10:15 AM (HcoTw)

174 ""JD Vance is on his first official visit to India and will meet Prime Minister Narendra Modi later today.""

Who will then tell him "on your way to delhi, you will stop at Pankot".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (snZF9)

175 Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (DKKgv)

176 171. Like Obama deportations. ZERO injunctions

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (FZn/N)

177 Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:07 AM (XgxED)

Cigarette? I would be hitting a bong at that point. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2025 10:12 AM

The sniffling is making me think.... damn I miss cocaine. I never used cocaine.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (XgxED)

178 140 The “markets” suffer from some serious TDS. The “markets” looooove low interest rates. Trump is pushing Powell to lower interest rates. You’d think “the markets” would be happy. No. Wall St is having a hissy fit again. Turns out if Trump wants lower rates, higher rates are ahhktchually a good thing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Three firms have outsized impact on US market swings--State Street, Vanguard, and Blackrock because of their market power. None of the managers running those firms like Trump so market volatility will continue where the bigs are caught between fiduciary requirements to work for their fund holder's benefit while they want Trump gone for destroying their one world financialization dreams. His very recent move to delist Chinese firms from exchanges is simply another blow to that.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (ctrM5)

179 Need to take up a collection for a wheelbarrow so this 7 yr old can push his balls around in.

This hits deep:
"And had said If anyone has to die, it would be me, l am the big brother"

Hero Boy Who Saved Sister in Dog Attack Feels Face Scar Is 'Something to Be Proud Of,' Says Dad

When Bridger Walker jumped in front of a German Shepard last year to protect his younger sister from being attacked, the world praised him as a hero.
But Bridger, who was 6 at the time and left needing 90 stitches to fix the damage on his face, simply reasoned his actions with, "If someone had to die, I thought it should be me."

https://tinyurl.com/pfx7jc3c

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (/iLcI)

180 The ONLY appropriate background music: ZZTop's 'Tush' ...

Wang Dang sweet poon tang
Posted by: Theodore N at April 21, 2025 10:15 AM (HcoTw)

Ice-T "Let's get buck naked and f*ck."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Anyone that uses the word 'replete' spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 10:09 AM (vKNmo)

When? This heap big woman could done make a big man out of me!

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 21, 2025 10:17 AM (Aqu9a)

182 Religion explained in 60 seconds.

https://shorturl.at/1FVFb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

ha thx

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA)

183 I find it strange that the gayest country in the world is the very most ardent importer of Muslims.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

WATCH: U.K. LGBTQ+ Rally Calls "Palestine" a ‘Shining Light’ in ‘Struggle’ for Trans Rights

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

184 Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (DKKgv)

There's no legal reason whatsoever for him to do that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

185 BTW, would hang

In the private study of my country manor

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2025 10:17 AM (AOsQT)

186 JD Vance is on his first official visit to India and will meet Prime Minister Narendra Modi later today.""

Who will then tell him "on your way to delhi, you will stop at Pankot".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Phuket!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (/iLcI)

187 The sniffling is making me think.... damn I miss cocaine. I never used cocaine.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (XgxED)

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (vf0Y9)

188 The sniffling is making me think.... damn I miss cocaine. I never used cocaine.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 10:16 AM (XgxED)

You picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (gbOdA)

189 ha doof

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (gbOdA)

190 Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

... just after the UK courts declare that men are men and women are women.

I don't get the reasoning for a trans to go there.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

191 Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

Maids, gardeners, & Peruvian Marching Powder hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (/iLcI)

192 Phuket!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (/iLcI)

There once was a man from Nantuckett.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (gbOdA)

193 ha doof
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:18 AM (gbOdA)

Milliseconds matter

Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (vf0Y9)

194 China threatens to retaliate against countries that bow to Trump and strike trade deals with US: ‘Compromise will not earn respect’.

Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs

not a dime's worth of difference

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

195 Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Please do. Don't forget to check in with the muzzie mayor of London when you get there. They'll love you, Dylan.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2025 10:20 AM (/iLcI)

196 There once was a man from Nantuckett.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (gbOdA)

Joe Hackett? Lowell Mather?

Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 10:20 AM (vf0Y9)

197 Phuket!
------
Only with my wife, Sahib.

Posted by: indian husband at April 21, 2025 10:20 AM (mZtdJ)

198 Heard about Pope Frankie karking it this morning before JJ posted and before going to bed.

I can see why the Borgias did what they did, power and poon are very powerful motivators. But choosing Krugmanian economic knowledge and Godful Communism? He chose poorly. Those choices alone deserve two centuries in purgatory.

Then again, maybe Francis was meant to be there, just like PDT's election getting stolen and his near miss. Perhaps some Divine Providence manipulations are at play.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (ufFY8)

199 Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs

not a dime's worth of difference
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

Well his daddy was a big Commie that supported the USSR. Christian Russia he hates, godless commies, the dems worship.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (FZn/N)

200 Candygram!

https://shorturl.at/PZGmx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (L/fGl)

201 Phuket.

Muldoon's next holiday destination.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (mZtdJ)

202 194 China threatens to retaliate against countries that bow to Trump and strike trade deals with US: ‘Compromise will not earn respect’.

Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) threatens countries that give in to Trump threats of tariffs

not a dime's worth of difference
Posted by: SMOD
=========
Raskin is and has been a deranged punk with a sense of grandeur. He is butt hurt because a lot of his friendz aka donors from the various graftees around DC are being demonetized (possibly his family members as well).

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (ctrM5)

203 70 Foxsnooze did a piece on Trump making English the official language of America. They went to people who looked like they were from another country and not a single one of them had an issue with it. Then they went to the white cat lady Karen’s and every one of them took issue with it.

It’s pretty evident who the real problem is on our country- and it ain’t recent immigrants.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2025 10:14 AM (oVZ+Q)

Recently I overheard an African (like from Africa not a black American) talking on the phone. I think it was his daughter. He was mad at her for doing nothing all day. Said something like you live in America now, you must get a job you must do something with your life.

And I’m thinking dude you’re stuck in an old school America. Your daughter is in new America run by AWFLs and the left in general where work is slavery or some shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (DKKgv)

204 Nicely done.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (WF/xn)

205 There once was a man from Nantuckett.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (gbOdA)

Somewhere there has to be a tranny who calls itself "Nan Tuckit."

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

206 Would

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 21, 2025 10:22 AM (pXeye)

207 Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
-----
Freddie was singing one thing and thinking another about fat bottomed guys on an Ottoman.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:23 AM (ctrM5)

208 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. First thing I thought of..."Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson." No idea why.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2025 10:23 AM (W/lyH)

209 Dylan Mulvaney seeking "permanent" move to the United Kingdom 😌
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Doesn't he know their Supreme Court just ruled that trans-women aren't really women?!?!?! It's practically the trans-genocide he was promised in the US.

I'm sure all the Muslim immigrants they have their will accept him with open, loving arms though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

210
Milliseconds matter
Posted by: Doof at April 21, 2025 10:19 AM (vf0Y9)

Gotta make it 8 seconds before you get bucked off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

211 Then again, maybe Francis was meant to be there, just like PDT's election getting stolen and his near miss. Perhaps some Divine Providence manipulations are at play.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 10:21 AM (ufFY

Nah by supporting the invasion of the West he harmed many and killed others. The man was sheer evil. I'm glad Vigano made the statement he did about this demon pope's death. He usurped the throne of St. Peter.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (FZn/N)

212 Recently I overheard an African (like from Africa not a black American) talking on the phone. I think it was his daughter. He was mad at her for doing nothing all day. Said something like you live in America now, you must get a job you must do something with your life.
-------
In Living Color's sketch of the Jamaican family arguing with their Korean neighbours over whose family had the most jobs/part-time jobs.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (mZtdJ)

213 194 China threatens to retaliate against countries that bow to Trump and strike trade deals with US: ‘Compromise will not earn respect’.
---

This will be interesting. Vance is in India for 4? days with Modi.
Wouldn't surprise me if he stop in at Japan on his way home.
The Philippines just bought a boat load of jets and accessories from us. And Vietnam no liky Chinee.
Maybe Xi's been screwing them too and his boasts are helpful in motivating an alliance with US.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (16hyI)

214 198 Heard about Pope Frankie karking it this morning before JJ posted and before going to bed.

I can see why the Borgias did what they did, power and poon are very powerful motivators. But choosing Krugmanian economic knowledge and Godful Communism? He chose poorly. Those choices alone deserve two centuries in purgatory.

Then again, maybe Francis was meant to be there, just like PDT's election getting stolen and his near miss. Perhaps some Divine Providence manipulations are at play.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
========
The Lord works in mysterious ways but he has a wicked sense of humor in who he picks to be his champions.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

215 So local Radio Host Michael Berry here in H says he does not do breaking news as media spin has made it worthless.

My guess is anything other than Pope Dead or the like is probably real.

Anything that may have a political slant is NEVER real until 72 hours later.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (gbOdA)

216 How long till the leftist media run stories how JD Vance murdered the Pope?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

217 -------
In Living Color's sketch of the Jamaican family arguing with their Korean neighbours over whose family had the most jobs/part-time jobs.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (mZtdJ)

Hey Mon!

I got 14 job, mon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

218 And I’m thinking dude you’re stuck in an old school America. Your daughter is in new America run by AWFLs and the left in general where work is slavery or some shit.

.. Nigerian-Americans on average earn more that your average white American

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

219 Re: Korean vs Jamaicans

Chinese neighbors flexing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMmK86vNYo

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:27 AM (DKKgv)

220 Anything that may have a political slant is NEVER real until 72 hours later.
Posted by: rhennigantx
-------------

He's mort rhen, he's mort.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:28 AM (16hyI)

221 Reclining Nude > Reclining Dude.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2025 10:29 AM (FWAED)

222 Morty Seinfeld???

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:29 AM (mZtdJ)

223 .. Nigerian-Americans on average earn more that your average white American
Posted by: SMOD

Another example of a people who do really well once they escape their third-world shit holes.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

224 Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

I'm sure the choir will benefit from your voice. This is the church you visited before? I'm glad they are friendly and kid friendly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2025 10:30 AM (W/sJv)

225 Maybe Xi's been screwing them too and his boasts are helpful in motivating an alliance with US.
Posted by: Braenyard
----------
Yes Xi has been screwing with the PI and trying to take their land and their fisheries over by military threat. Going after Filipino fishing boats, ramming a Filipino Coast Guard vessel and seizing every rock in the S. China Sea to build into military bases to claim more sea rights (see Spratley Islands among others). Asshole bully in other words.

And China ignored a World Court order to stop doing that.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:30 AM (ctrM5)

226 223 .. Nigerian-Americans on average earn more that your average white American
Posted by: SMOD

Another example of a people who do really well once they escape their third-world shit holes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

Nigerian Please

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)

227 I'm glad Vigano made the statement he did about this demon pope's death.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:24 AM (FZn/N)

Do you have a link or could you suggest some search terms? I tried "Vigano comments on Francis death" and got nothing but old statements.

I agree with your sentiments 100% and can't help but think things about Divine Providence and the timing thereof, even though I know I shouldn't.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2025 10:30 AM (y6jPI)

228 Man, y'all are gonna get me fired with that art.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2025 10:31 AM (UnA8+)

229 Christianity Today had to be community-noted by Christians to correct a grievous biblical error.

Christianity Today
@CTmagazine

The Bible doesn’t say Jesus was nailed to a cross.

One evangelical Bible scholar thinks the crucifixion may have been done with ropes.

... "Should be called Christianitily Today"

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

230 And China ignored a World Court order to stop doing that.
Posted by: whig

How many battreship Word Court Navy have?

~ Xi

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2025 10:32 AM (FWAED)

231 I'm sure the choir will benefit from your voice. This is the church you visited before? I'm glad they are friendly and kid friendly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes, I've visited there before. It's an old, historic church in a little village in a bucolic part of Fairfax County, Virginia. Very nice setting.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

232 OK, folks, the sun is out and I don't have to work until tomorrow, so I think I shall go and read, then take a nap.

I'm reading a book called, IIRC, Making the Presidency, about the John Adams administration. The sheer number of people in Adams' cabinet and party scheming against him reminds me very much of Trump 1.0.

Anyway, hope you all have a lovely day. Will see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2025 10:34 AM (Dg2sF)

233 Doña Ana County judge resigns after feds arrest man at home

You have to actually read the article to find out the man arrested, who was living in the judges home, is an illegal alien Tren de Aragua member....

https://tinyurl.com/7zf4bs6h

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:34 AM (UJ+K5)

234 Most LEGAL immigrants do well financially. Because it’s a group of people who have ambition to leave their shitholes and follow the law. It’s by definition going to be a group of people that does well.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 10:34 AM (DKKgv)

235 Sen. Van Hollen Pleads: Stop Talking About Abrega Garcia’s Crime Links

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

236 Freeking rainstorm stretches from Matamoros to Allegheny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (16hyI)

237 Hope springs eternal.

Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

238 235 Sen. Van Hollen Pleads: Stop Talking About Abrega Garcia’s Crime Links
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

I see some more Dems are headed to El Salvador...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)

239 Have a great day, MP4.

May you dream of lithe, marmoreal lushness during your nap.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

240 In Living Color's sketch of the Jamaican family arguing with their Korean neighbours over whose family had the most jobs/part-time jobs.

"What happened to that boy you were dating? The one with five jobs?"
"He died from a heart attack on his way to a job interview."
"That means someone is hiring!"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (jjoN6)

241 "The Bible doesn’t say Jesus was nailed to a cross."

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

So, the Lord telling Thomas to put his finger in the nail marks isn't considered part of the Bible? And they say Catholics don't know the Bible...

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2025 10:36 AM (y6jPI)

242 Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

Like the uncle in Napolean Dynamite.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2025 10:36 AM (xcIvR)

243 Doña Ana County judge resigns after feds arrest man at home

You have to actually read the article to find out the man arrested, who was living in the judges home, is an illegal alien Tren de Aragua member....

https://tinyurl.com/7zf4bs6h

Posted by: jsg

Based on that photo, the judge has a personal interest, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2025 10:36 AM (FWAED)

244 Klaus Barbie Steps Down From WEF Board Amid Globalist Retreat

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

245 Thx CBD. I'm on a chilly golf course and this warmed me up. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 10:37 AM (6TePA)

246 The PRC is reduced to threatening its neighbors with punitive policies. Nothing left in the cupboard, apparently, so threats will have to do.

Meanwhile, the Trump administration is requesting a $1,000,000,000,000 defense budget.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2025 10:38 AM (rj6Yv)

247 The UK Is Doubling Down On Stupid .. err .. Wind Energy

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:38 AM (RHGPo)

248 The Bible doesn’t say Jesus was nailed to a cross.

One evangelical Bible scholar thinks the crucifixion may have been done with ropes.

... "Should be called Christianitily Today"
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

I mean its not like it is buried somewhere in the scriptures. Its one of the most famous verses in the Bible. Where does Christianity Today think the term Doubting Thomas came from?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:38 AM (VofaG)

249 Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

The way they are going he could get an offer from the Mariners.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (W/lyH)

250 At
www.nhc.noaa.gov/satellite.php

All of its satellite imagery works except the one's for Gulf of America. All of those are 404.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (16hyI)

251 Trump should give the Super Max El Salvador prison embassy status. Puff, no "deportation" issue.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (jPdyB)

252 Freddie was singing one thing and thinking another about fat bottomed guys on an Ottoman.
Posted by: whig
____

I choose to believe that even gay Freddie was drawn by the allure of female callipgyian beauty.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (Dv3i1)

253 LOL did they photoshop Joe into the Biden Easter pic ?

https://tinyurl.com/wc9uwbh9

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (UJ+K5)

254 I'm reading a book called, IIRC, Making the Presidency, about the John Adams administration. The sheer number of people in Adams' cabinet and party scheming against him reminds me very much of Trump 1.0.

Anyway, hope you all have a lovely day. Will see you tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
==============
Adams was a perennial legislator and has little experience as an executive. It showed. Contra McCulloch's biography, Adams made decisions too slow for the pace of the presidency which allowed his rivals like Hamilton to outflank him politically time and again. His best two decisions, more or less were to avoid war with France and the UK plus creating the US Navy but he was a mere placeholder compared with Jefferson or Washington as chief executive.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (ctrM5)

255 Colin Kaepernick hasn't played in a professional football game in nearly a decade, but the former star quarterback is STILL training for his NFL comeback ... this according to his longtime partner Nessa Diab.

TMZ Sports caught up with the radio and TV host this week in New York City ... when we asked about Kap, who remains a free agent, as several NFL teams are still without a QB.

Nessa -- who had a child with the former 49ers quarterback in 2022 -- told us Kap's busting his ass in the gym, training regularly, hoping an NFL GM will give him a shot to show he's still got what it takes to lead a football team.

"All day, every day!" Nessa said of Kap's training. "Nothing has changed! Nothing!"

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

256 245 Thx CBD. I'm on a chilly golf course and this warmed me up. Would hang
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 10:37 AM (6TePA)

STG gets it! How to properly start a week.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (W/lyH)

257 Visegrád 24@visegrad24 Apr 20
The Philippine Coast Guard will receive 40 patrol boats donated by France in $438 Million official development assistance program.

The 35-meter-long French Fast Response Crafts will quadruple the Philippine Coast Guard’s fleet.

20 of them will be built in France and 20 in the Philippines. France will also provide logistical support for the vessels and equipment for six bases.

With a fleet of 13 ocean-going patrol vessels, the Philippine Coast Guard has been stretched thin attempting to cover the 7,641 islands that compose the country’s archipelago and beyond.

The West Philippine Sea, Manila’s name for the section of the South China Sea that encompasses its exclusive economic zone, has been draining the agency’s resources through encounters with Chinese maritime forces.

Japan, which has previously provided 12 patrol vessels, will also deliver 5 97-meter-long patrol vessels to the Philippines between 2027 and 2028.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM (mZtdJ)

258 Visegrád 24@visegrad24 Apr 20
Meanwhile, the U.S. examined the transfer of four Coast Guard vessels through excess defense articles last summer.

France has emerged as one of Manila’s most important European partners in recent years. French naval forces participated in Balikatan naval excercise for the first time this year, joining U.S. and Philippine warships in the South China Sea.

The navies of France, the UK, Germany and Italy have all become increasingly active in East Asia in recent years, with the aim of showing countries such as Japan, South Korea, The Philippines and Australia that Chinese expansion won't be left unchecked.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM (mZtdJ)

259 I choose to believe that even gay Freddie was drawn by the allure of female callipgyian beauty.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
======
I don't think the 70's marketplace would have tolerated a song about fat bottomed boys make the rocking world go round.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM (ctrM5)

260
Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM (tf1OW)

261 "The Bible doesn’t say Jesus was nailed to a cross."

Posted by: SMOD

Ugh, these guys. The Bible doesn't mention bacon either but everyone is in agreement that it's heavenly.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (vKNmo)

262 This one works

https://tinyurl.com/47p2y3ex

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (16hyI)

263 STG gets it! How to properly start a week.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't try to fleece him, though. He's on to you.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

264 Why does Youtube think I want to watch breast pumping "tutorials"?

Posted by: Not My Thing at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (G5+As)

265 Boy, you can tell CBD is in France!

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (3cXfB)

266 Nessa -- who had a child with the former 49ers quarterback in 2022 -- told us Kap's busting his ass in the gym, training regularly, hoping an NFL GM will give him a shot to show he's still got what it takes to lead a football team.

"All day, every day!" Nessa said of Kap's training. "Nothing has changed! Nothing!"
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

And I drive like I am going to be running at Talladega this weekend.

Neither are happening.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (gbOdA)

267 Van Hollen Backtracks: Now Sez Not Supporting Abrego Garcia

I Am Defending ’Due Process’…

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

268 Now who would want to abandon THAT!?!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (Hw6WF)

269 260
Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer
----------------

Because he loved all the little children

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (16hyI)

270 261 Ugh, these guys. The Bible doesn't mention bacon either but everyone is in agreement that it's heavenly.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2025 10:41 AM (vKNmo)

I don't understand how a Jewish man would be OK with people eating bacon.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (UnA8+)

271
"All day, every day!" Nessa said of Kap's training. "Nothing has changed! Nothing!"
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2025 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

They said the same thing when his fat ass held a private combine and he sucked ass.

This will be the same thing. He'll come in, fat, lazy and demanding reparations. He'll call everyone racist for not hiring him, then sit back and wonder why no one will touch him with a 10 meter cattle prod.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

272 Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer
--

The Village People

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (VofaG)

273 Because he loved all the little children
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (16hyI)

I thot that was Jesus.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)

274 Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Because they're fake news.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

275 260
Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM (tf1OW)

Because everything Communist is "The People's [X]".

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (UnA8+)

276 Nessa -- who had a child with the former 49ers quarterback in 2022 -- told us Kap's busting his ass in the gym, training regularly, hoping an NFL GM will give him a shot to show he's still got what it takes to lead a football team.

"All day, every day!" Nessa said of Kap's training. "Nothing has changed! Nothing!"
Posted by: SMOD
======
She ruined his career first and is simply trying to maintain his multi million dollar Nike contract now.
Given Nike is probably going to be reamed short term by its reliance on China for mfg, they just might be ready to cast his expensive contract overboard to keep the profits going.

His moment in the grifting sunlight has passed.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

277 Adams was a perennial legislator and has little experience as an executive. It showed. Contra McCulloch's biography, Adams made decisions too slow for the pace of the presidency which allowed his rivals like Hamilton to outflank him politically time and again. His best two decisions, more or less were to avoid war with France and the UK plus creating the US Navy but he was a mere placeholder compared with Jefferson or Washington as chief executive.
Posted by: whig

I thought he just ran around yelling "Franklin!" at the top of his lungs.

Seriously, though, the thing that most impresses me about Adams was his decision to represent the redcoats involved in the Boston Massacre, to demonstrate the fairness of the colonial legal system.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

278 The Pope of Greenich Village

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:43 AM (VofaG)

279 I don't think the 70's marketplace would have tolerated a song about fat bottomed boys make the rocking world go round.
Posted by: whig

Brian May wrote it. And Freddie was rumored to also bed women. So I'm sticking to my convictions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:44 AM (Dv3i1)

280 274 Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Well he certainly wasn't God's Pope...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2025 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

281 Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback

I didn't realize the NFL had a Seniors Tour, but I think he'd do pretty well.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2025 10:44 AM (6XkbN)

282 Democrats : Don't vet anyone coming to America

Democrats : You have to vet everyone you return

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:44 AM (UJ+K5)

283 Because everything Communist is "The People's [X]".
Posted by: XTC

Excuse me, I was not a Communist.
-- The People's Princess, Diana, Princess of Wales

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

284 Given Nike is probably going to be reamed short term by its reliance on China for mfg, they just might be ready to cast his expensive contract overboard to keep the profits going.
____

Nike is supposedly funding 'science' to reduce the effects of the Y chromosome in the those boys that are taking hormones to try to pass as girls, to make it more fair to women's sports. Evil sick corporation.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:46 AM (Dv3i1)

285 Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

The same way all communist countries are "The People's Republic of ..."

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2025 10:46 AM (6XkbN)

286 In Living Color's sketch of the Jamaican family arguing with their Korean neighbours over whose family had the most jobs/part-time jobs.

"What happened to that boy you were dating? The one with five jobs?"
"He died from a heart attack on his way to a job interview."
"That means someone is hiring!"
Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:35 AM (jjoN6)
====

You only got one job!? Ya lazy bum!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

287 Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

They’re also angry that Bukele set up Van Hollen to look like a clown. They have full on Glenn Beck whiteboards explaining how nobody drank the margaritas but the level on them went down through some devious fuckery.

They don’t realize that Van Hillen clowning himself was inevitable.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2025 10:47 AM (3cXfB)

288 Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
____

Kind of like all those "People's Republic..." countries. So I read it as "Commie".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

289 >>Nessa -- who had a child with the former 49ers quarterback in 2022 -- told us Kap's busting his ass in the gym, training regularly, hoping an NFL GM will give him a shot to show he's still got what it takes to lead a football team.

She's the one who was constantly torching his opportunities when all this started, right?
Manipulative b%$#@.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:48 AM (Cki93)

290
Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback

Talk about a guy trapped in a rip current and completely unaware of it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 10:48 AM (xG4kz)

291 260
Why is the entire Fake News telling me pope frank was known by all as "the people's pope?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 10:40 AM

Why are you even watching it?

Posted by: Go outside. Touch grass. at April 21, 2025 10:48 AM (UapEa)

292 >>Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

So they'll be buying American instead?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:48 AM (Cki93)

293 L’Abandon?

Well to paraphrase the old saying; no matter how naked she is, no matter how pointy her elbows are, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 21, 2025 10:49 AM (5SvjB)

294 230 And China ignored a World Court order to stop doing that.
Posted by: whig

How many battreship Word Court Navy have?

~ Xi
Posted by: Joe Mama
-------
Caused a lot of Filipinos to view China as asshoe. PI as an unsinkable airbase and missile launcher makes those any seizure of rocks and islands by China as counterproductive. Vietnam has no love for China either over such issues.

Basically, by being an obnoxious and belligerent POS that Xi is, he has pissed off all of his neighbors and doomed his own Belt initiative.

Using force and threats only is kind of like only having a hammer and expecting every problem to be fixed by nails.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

295 Talk about a guy trapped in a rip current and completely unaware of it.
_____

As monumentally stupid as the Cleveland Browns organization is, even they aren't looking at Commie Kapernick.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:49 AM (Dv3i1)

296 Dear Colin,

Let me tell you something about you that you don't know. You will never be in the NFL. Go to Canada.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

297 White hat. White smoke. Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed pope.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (8YyKJ)

298 >>Democrats : Don't vet anyone coming to America

Democrats : You have to vet everyone you return

Translation: Everything we do is legal, everything you do is a Threat to Our Democracy(tm)!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (Cki93)

299 Colin Kaepernick Still Training “All Day, Every Day” for Possible NFL Comeback

It's painful to watch. Just like when you see an old musician trying to act young.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (jjoN6)

300 300

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (jjoN6)

301 April 21, 2025 10:42 AM (16hyI)

I thot that was Jesus.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Pope loved them in a different way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (16hyI)

302 Pretty sure Freddie fucked anyone and everyone.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (xcIvR)

303
Have they made the people's poop's death about tariifs, doge, queers, and immigrants, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (55VnO)

304 Basically, by being an obnoxious and belligerent POS that Xi is, he has pissed off all of his neighbors and doomed his own Belt initiative.

--------------

You know who else doomed his own Belt initiative?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (iIwXt)

305 They’re also angry that Bukele set up Van Hollen to look like a clown. They have full on Glenn Beck whiteboards explaining how nobody drank the margaritas but the level on them went down through some devious fuckery.

They don’t realize that Van Hillen clowning himself was inevitable.
Posted by: Ian S.
========
The left going on about margaritas reminds me of Bogart in the Caine Mutiny muttering about the strawberries in the courtmartial.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (ctrM5)

306 227: Here you are, dear lady:
https://tinyurl.com/mrp6dvc4

It's a redirect to X and Vigano's tweet of today.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:51 AM (FZn/N)

307 Rebrand: Colin Kapernick, the People's Quarterback!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2025 10:51 AM (Dv3i1)

308 Dear Colin,

Let me tell you something about you that you don't know. You will never be in the NFL. Go to Canada.

Love, Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

a lot of people don't know this but Doug Flutie was voted as the greatest player of all time in the CFL.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:51 AM (VofaG)

309 A very well fed young woman but with hands that appear dirty compared to the rest of her body. A maid of the estate?

Poor thing, she looks miserable and couldn't have held that pose very long before she slid & hit the floor.

Wouldn't hang it but it's rather well done by the artist/perv.

Happy Easter Monday! Morte Francis had excellent theatrical timing if nothing else.

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 21, 2025 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

310 Hammer and nails work together but not if you keep hitting the pieces you are trying to assemble.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 10:52 AM (16hyI)

311 292 >>Apparently there is a boycott of products from El Salvador brewing by the left. In an effort to punish Buekele for not returning “Maryland Man”.

So they'll be buying American instead?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:48 AM (Cki93)

I'll be looking to buy Salvadoran paper products and Tshirts, until we get our own production back.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:53 AM (FZn/N)

312 309 She has hands?

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

313
btw, the name of this painting is:

2nd Corpse on New York subway gets molested

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 10:54 AM (55VnO)

314 They’re also angry that Bukele set up Van Hollen to look like a clown. They have full on Glenn Beck whiteboards explaining how nobody drank the margaritas but the level on them went down through some devious fuckery.

They don’t realize that Van Hillen clowning himself was inevitable.
Posted by: Ian S.

From the photos I saw they just looked like glasses of water. They also had coffee. I think Bukele was just trolling them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:54 AM (VofaG)

315 You know who else doomed his own Belt initiative?
Posted by: ShainS
========
Mustache man had an advantage over Xi. His targets were adjacent lands where it was easy to send his Army to send troops to invade. Didn't fare so well when he had to take to the seas and said as much. Too lazy to search it but he said something like "at sea, he felt like a coward."

Sea campaigns in a world full of missiles and drones from afar, are not something that even the best of navies have fully understood how to combat.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:54 AM (ctrM5)

316 310 Hammer and nails work together but not if you keep hitting the pieces you are trying to assemble.
Posted by: Braenyard
=======
Good point. Been there and done exactly that in the past.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

317 Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:54 AM (ctrM5)

Maybe he was talking about the other mustache man. Tojo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 10:55 AM (VofaG)

318 El Salvador's biggest export to the United States is :

Articles of Apparel, knitted or crocheted.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:56 AM (UJ+K5)

319 You know who else doomed his own Belt initiative?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (iIwXt)

William Howard Taft.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2025 10:56 AM (rj6Yv)

320 Would hang.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 21, 2025 10:56 AM (17s+e)

321 They don’t realize that Van Hillen clowning himself was inevitable.
Posted by: Ian S.
=====
Our Congress and courts are filled with mediocrities and that is the usual case historically for us.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (ctrM5)

322 315 I read in The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich that Hitler avoided ships because he would always get terribly seasick when aboard one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

323 312 309 She has hands?
Posted by: Bulg

🤨

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

324 I saw The People's Poop's Death open for Carpathian Forest at Poppodium 013 in '04.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (vF3Jg)

325 Would hang. In the hallway leading to the men's room at your local Hooter's restaurant.

Posted by: Interior decorator at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (UapEa)

326 Maybe he was talking about the other mustache man. Tojo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
=======
I don't think Tojo ever had a charm offensive directed at other nations as he was devoid of charm personally. What he wanted, he took.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5)

327 >>You know who else doomed his own Belt initiative?

Pritzger?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:58 AM (Cki93)

328 You know who else doomed his own Belt initiative?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 10:50 AM (iIwXt)

Jerry Nadler !

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 10:59 AM (UJ+K5)

329 I don't think Tojo ever had a charm offensive directed at other nations as he was devoid of charm personally.
Posted by: whig

He was scarred by his youthful experience with Miss Gulch.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

330 >> They don’t realize that Van Hillen clowning himself was inevitable.

The whole thing was painfully performative.
There was no passion.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:59 AM (Cki93)

331 Pritzger?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2025 10:58 AM (Cki93)

I wonder which upholsterer makes his suits.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 21, 2025 10:59 AM (FZn/N)

332 322 315 I read in The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich that Hitler avoided ships because he would always get terribly seasick when aboard one.
Posted by: Bulg
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Would not be surprised. I haven't read Shirer in decades now because I agree with Churchill that the Second World War should be called the Unnecessary War.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 10:59 AM (ctrM5)

333
Van Gollum & his "precious" illegal

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2025 11:00 AM (55VnO)

334 My grandfather, as a young man, once worked as the sole caretaker of a hunting lodge in the Carpathian mountains during a winter. He decided to emigrate to the US after that.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2025 11:00 AM (rj6Yv)

335 15 I read in The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich that Hitler avoided ships because he would always get terribly seasick when aboard one.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

but he stupidly authorized the building two huge battle ships that took away important steel resources for other effective military weapons/equipment.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2025 11:00 AM (VofaG)

336 307 Rebrand: Colin Kapernick, the People's Quarterback!
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Ship him to Xi in that case.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2025 11:01 AM (ctrM5)

337 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

338 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

339 Kaep should have moved to the CFL and focused on rebuilding his reputation as a quarterback.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 21, 2025 11:02 AM (rJ48h)

340 This type of artwork should never be made available for any student to be able to access.

#332 yeah Churchill hated Jews almost as much as Hitler.
Not surprised you would agree

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at April 21, 2025 11:06 AM (I123j)

341 339 Kaep should have moved to the CFL and focused on rebuilding his reputation as a quarterback.
Posted by: mr tmz
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There's no grift in that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 11:08 AM (16hyI)

342 I wonder why the artist didn’t include the tats and piercings?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 21, 2025 11:11 AM (Vh9CX)

343 I don't understand how a Jewish man would be OK with people eating bacon.
Posted by: XTC
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Judaism doesn't care about their rules, except where it applies to Jews. There's no theological imperative to proselytize. Gentiles are going to be gentiles, but Jews HAVE to be Jews. This insularity is the source of much anti-semitism.For better or worse, their bias in favor of an MOT appears, from the outside as a bias against the outsider. Add in not-a-little jealousy of their obvious success (probably due to the Ashkenazi IQ advantage) and pogroms begin to seem like a good idea.
Incidentally, the LDS (Mormon) term for outsiders is also "gentile", with the same general attitude about rules, which explains why so many Mormons are pretty high up in Las Vegas casino's management.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 21, 2025 12:35 PM (pqz6o)

344 she had that reupholstered just before fainting.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2025 01:26 PM (hMrQx)

345 Nice. No question about if the carpet matches the drapes, it appears she chose hardwoods.

Posted by: TC at April 21, 2025 03:29 PM (cHOHf)

346 Absolutely would hang. Behind the bar.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (f5gS/)

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