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Former Fake President Biden to Return to Public Life, Giving Speech to a Convention for the Disabled

For the disabled? What's that got to do with Biden?

I mean, apart from the dementia.

It's my guess he will talk up his claim of a "childhood stutter," made WITHOUT EVIDENCE. I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy, and attempt to show that he's still on the ball and capable of reading (haltingly) words written for him by someone else. And he'll insinuate that his debate collapse was due to his "stutter."

Former President Joe Biden will deliver a speech Tuesday at a conference in Chicago, marking in his first public appearance since leaving office.

Biden will give a speech to the Advocates, Counselors and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD), according to a press release from the group.

The conference will be about strengthening and maximizing Social Security.

"We are deeply honored President Biden is making his first public appearance at ACRD's sold-out conference," ACRD Executive Director Rachel Buck said in a statement, according to an NBC News affiliate.

I wonder how much he's being paid.

JusttheNews recently reported that while Biden was talking tough about his son's business partners in the Russian oligarchy, he made sure the Russian oligarchs could still sell their natural gas.

Which, along with oil, must account for 90% of Russia's exports.


While Joe Biden publicly led the charge to punish Russia for its first invasion of Ukraine, he used his role as vice president to quietly open a backdoor for Moscow's gas to flow to its neighbor in fall 2014, at a time when his son Hunter's Ukrainian energy company sought such help, according to government messages in a private email account kept from Americans for more than a decade.

The emails, sent to Joe Biden's private account that used the fake name RobinWare456@gmail.com, were recently turned over by the National Archives, mostly redacted, to Just the News under an open records lawsuit and in unredacted form to the House Oversight and Accountability Committee that continues to investigate corruption concerns surrounding the former first family.

They confirm that Joe Biden played a secret role at a "critical moment" to help secure Russia's willingness to re-open natural gas spigots to Ukraine, a deal that publicly Germany and its then-chancellor, Angela Merkel, received credit for brokering.

"Ukraine gas deal was just signed. The Germans earlier indicated to Tony that your call had come at a critical moment," the vice president's Deputy National Security Advisor Jeffrey Prescott wrote in an Oct. 30, 2014 email to Joe Biden's private account that appears to reference then-Deputy Secretary of State Tony Blinken, a longtime Biden confident who would later serve as Biden's chief diplomat during the 46th presidency.

"Amos (with an assist here internally from your team) was critical to the endgame," Prescott added, likely referring to Amos Hochstein, one of Biden's trusted advisers at the State Department on energy who later interacted with Hunter Biden on several occasions related to Burisma and Ukraine, Just the News previously reported.

Just six days before this communication, German Chancellor Merkel had called Putin directly, urging him to reach a settlement with Kyiv to resume gas flows before winter, German news site DW reported.

The email sent to Joe Biden's private, fake-name address was handed over to Congress and obtained by Just the News, which was previously given a redacted version by the National Archives.

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

2 nd

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

3 What a dolt.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (VSht7)

4 Now to read the content.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

5 Trumpalazure!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (u73oe)

6 Noodled.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:46 PM (VNX3d)

7 Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 05:46 PM (W2Pud)

8 Sitting here lo I kkng at a Nood but was reading the blkg

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 05:46 PM (ypFCm)

9 Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2025 05:46 PM (Vyll1)

10 AID/CIA probably paid for that conference.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ctrM5)

11 I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy
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DOCTOR Jill is the one making the decisions. She wants him out there to earn more dough because once he's gone, she goes back to being a nobody.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

12 As the White House spokesbabe said "I didn't know he was awake this time of night."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ehZkr)

13 15 minutes, tops.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (jc0TO)

14 Wonder if it will last 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ypFCm)

15 If anyone missed PDT's White House speech in honor of the Naval Academy football team today, it's a great one! A rollicking good time was had by all.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (CQE5S)

16 Yes, please have Joe give lots of speeches. Restore the norms!

Posted by: Francis at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (bbuBP)

17 I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy
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DOCTOR Jill is the one making the decisions. She wants him out there to earn more dough because once he's gone, she goes back to being a nobody.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

She should be able to get a job in a senior care facility - until she needs to be admitted. She has the experience already.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

18
Here's a new biden is senile/fake news cover up montage:

https://is.gd/Mt5toe

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 05:48 PM (fRB6z)

19 >>>I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy

Won't work.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 05:48 PM (CQE5S)

20 It's my guess he will talk up his claim of a "childhood stutter," made WITHOUT EVIDENCE. I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy, and attempt to show that he's still on the ball and capable of reading (haltingly) words written for him by someone else. And he'll insinuate that his debate collapse was due to his "stutter."
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Amusing, actually. Even his side finally turned on him. Nobody - not even Party lapdogs - are still pretending the "stutter" is a thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (yjAVs)

21 Prediction: If Joe is well rested and rehearsed ... he will still stumble along and reveal his frailty.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

22 Is anybody in the Trump administration looking into the Nord Stream 2 explosion? Just wondering.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (VSht7)

23 Unless Ace loans Joe the time machine his legacy is unfixable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)

24 expecting, maybe even hoping for the EPIC FAIL that we were all talking about for the 4 years of his lame fake-ass "presidency*"

but that's just me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (/Ghsb)

25 JusttheNews recently reported that while Biden was talking tough about his son's business partners in the Russian oligarchy, he made sure the Russian oligarchs could still sell their natural gas.
++++
He may be a gangster, but at least he's an obvious one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (yjAVs)

26 Did you know that Obama was being paid as a consultant during the Biden "Presidency". I think the figure I saw was 80 million a year. No past president in history has ever been paid this way. I believe they normally get their salary for lifeand secret service protection. Seems it really was his third term.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (t/2Uw)

27 I wonder if it will be a live speech or a carefully edited video?

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (KQk9m)

28 This is how he makes his grift now, because unlike other ex-politicians who get their payoffs by writing shallow books, he has demonstrated that he can't even write his own name.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (47/pr)

29
This will be interesting.

biden was getting doped-up with the "good stuff" in the White House. Now he'll be raw-doggin' it, as taylor lorenz might say.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (fRB6z)

30 Love that man. Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

It will be good to see a president who gives a damn again. I hope he gives an impassioned speech!

The only problem being, the better his speech, and the more people who show up to hear it, the harder Trump will push to cut off Social Security. Everything he does, he does for spite.

Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

Trump will probably throw ketchup and soil his Depends in response.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)

31 "We are deeply honored President Biden is making his first public appearance at ACRD's sold-out conference," ACRD Executive Director Rachel Buck said in a statement, according to an NBC News affiliate.
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I wonder if the whore handing out blowies for twenty bucks a pop behind a convenience store is similarly "deeply honored." It's the same job, just a slightly different context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (yjAVs)

32 Is anybody in the Trump administration looking into the Nord Stream 2 explosion? Just wondering.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (VSht7)

We all know who did that one.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (n7h9X)

33 Is anybody in the Trump administration looking into the Nord Stream 2 explosion? Just wondering.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (VSht7)

It's filed in the same room as the Epstein files. And the JFK files. And the UFO files.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (dGCAG)

34 Love that man. Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

It will be good to see a president who gives a damn again. I hope he gives an impassioned speech!

The only problem being, the better his speech, and the more people who show up to hear it, the harder Trump will push to cut off Social Security. Everything he does, he does for spite.

Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

Trump will probably throw ketchup and soil his Depends in response.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)
++++
I usually the most absurd one of these to reply to, but I can't do it. Not this time. Every single one of these is solid, 24-karat comedy gold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (yjAVs)

35 Biden's speech is live on C-SPAN, now

https://www.c-span.org

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 05:52 PM (CQE5S)

36 The DU really is delusional.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

37 They pre-op'ing "Social Security has never missed a payment" for an upcoming internal sabotage.

Posted by: DaveA at April 15, 2025 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

38 Is Biden going to appear at the convention in person or will this be a video address?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (Sf2cq)

39 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)

How do you dive into that cesspool and keep your sanity?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (VSht7)

40 Might be worth a review later for the LOL's.

He's a vegetable. Probably without the super secret meds that he had last year.

Unless it's prerecorded... over the last two months to get something resembling a coherent couple of sentences.

Fact check in real time....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)

41 Biden aided and abetted the destruction of the undersea NS2 pipeline and promoted Russian petrol exports via Ukraine.

Posted by: 13times at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (cpDdh)

42 Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)

You know who else wasn't able to resist...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (dGCAG)

43 hereby invoking the "it's almost 5 o'clock clause ...

New Glarus Spotted Cow ale

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 05:54 PM (/Ghsb)

44
I mentioned it yesterday but supposedly Ron Klain told a "journalist" that one of biden's "ideas" for the Trump debate was "to look perplexed" while President Trump was speaking.

You see, biden explained, that would convey to the American people that Trump was full of malarkey.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 05:54 PM (fRB6z)

45 JusttheNews recently reported that while Biden was talking tough about his son's business partners in the Russian oligarchy, he made sure the Russian oligarchs could still sell their natural gas.
++++
He may be a gangster, but at least he's an obvious one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (yjAVs)

And he, and the EU also did the same thing with the Sanctions in 2022. Every one had a loophole you could drive a truck through to allow Russian oil and gas to flow, with possibly a diversion thru India to give some friend our cousin a way to mark up the price.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:54 PM (n7h9X)

46 This actually made me happy today.

Does anyone know what drug cocktail he'll be using while he rambles on? I want to prepare for future years.

And it's a Biden Democrat thing. But I really hope they don't have 9 year old cheerleaders there to keep him lively.

Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 15, 2025 05:54 PM (jvJvP)

47 You know who else had gas at a critical moment?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at April 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NlwkK)

48 Was Pierre Delecto CC'd?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 05:55 PM (ewjUl)

49 42 Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)

You know who else wasn't able to resist...
Posted by: BurtTC

I like to think "the hordes" part was us...they just didn't know to capitalize it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:55 PM (XtGhS)

50 Live from sold out Acrid Stadium it's Joltin' Joe Biden versus the teleprompter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

51 I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy

I'd say "stop digging, Joe", but this way is more fun.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 05:56 PM (X6k5M)

52
Biden will give a speech to the Advocates, Counselors and Representatives for the Indigent and Disabled (ACRID),according to a press release from the group.

----

Acrid, like the toxic miasma coming from Joe's pants.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2025 05:56 PM (uz6ub)

53 Win win

If he fails spectacularly, more questions will be raised about why Jake Tapper hid his decline.

If he does a good job, lefties will lose their minds over him dropping out and letting Kamala drunk steer the Titanic into an iceberg at 4 mph.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 05:56 PM (RUMEY)

54 32 Is anybody in the Trump administration looking into the Nord Stream 2 explosion? Just wondering.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (VSht7)

We all know who did that one.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (n7h9X)

I'm willing to believe they went boom because of crappy Russian engineering and maintenance, but Occam's razor being what it is, I'd like to see at least some effort put into investigating the rumors.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:56 PM (VSht7)

55 As far as who is paying for it, it’s probably coming out of one of the NGOs the taxpayers are being forced to fund.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2025 05:57 PM (CxqHZ)

56 Let's see if it's worth updating his obituary over -- News Editors Across the Nation

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2025 05:57 PM (wBaIH)

57
Notice how all the daily fake "experts" on Twitter became fake "experts" on "space," yesterday?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 05:57 PM (fRB6z)

58 "Love that man. Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime."


I hope that DU comment was written by a bot. If written by a human, I will be forced to resign my membership in the human species to retain any particle of self-respect.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 05:57 PM (aBgBM)

59 CNN has obtained an Advanced Copy of Blo Jiden's Speech annotated below......

Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the Oval Office icebox DID exist!
And I'd have PRODUCED that key if Obama hadn't've pulled the out of the race! I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect Harris -

Umm... naturally, I can only cover these things roughly, from what's left of my memory... but if I've left anything out... why, you just ask me - specific questions and I'll be - perfectly happy to answer them... one by one.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 15, 2025 05:57 PM (Gurs5)

60 The Dem party is adrift and rudderless, in search of a Captain. This is Joe's chance to show he's still got it, can lead the party out of the wilderness and win a second term in 2028!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (XtGhS)

61 Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

That tracks. In the way Pratchett's comment tracks on how elves are terrific.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

62 Willowed:

Fun fact: if you register your Molotov cocktail with the ATF and pay a tax, it’s legal to possess.
Posted by: Giant Bigass Turtle at April 15, 2025 05:41 PM (vZa8q)

It shouldn't be - it's a waste of alcohol.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:42 PM (VNX3d)

Molotovs used gasoline.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:43 PM (n7h9X)

Learned something new today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

++++++++++

Burning EVs with Gasoline. Brilliant Earth huggers!

But think of how many Teslas to the gallon you can get with a Molotov!

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (144I4)

63 I think his idea is that he's trying to refurbish his ruinous legacy
++++
As Kaylee put it in Firefly, "Sometimes a thing gets broke can’t be fixed."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (yjAVs)

64 Next up, Jill's onlyfans debut.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (GYHsz)

65 JusttheNews recently reported that while Biden was talking tough about his son's business partners in the Russian oligarchy, he made sure the Russian oligarchs could still sell their natural gas.
++++
He may be a gangster, but at least he's an obvious one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:49 PM (yjAVs)

I think Sweden did...but never published the results. There was a US military fleet in the area around the time of the explosion. If it was anyone else, they'd have waited until they left.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (n7h9X)

66 44
I mentioned it yesterday but supposedly Ron Klain told a "journalist" that one of biden's "ideas" for the Trump debate was "to look perplexed" while President Trump was speaking.

You see, biden explained, that would convey to the American people that Trump was full of malarkey.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 05:54 PM (fRB6z)

The Ticker Carlson gambit.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VSht7)

67 Next up, Jill's onlyfans debut.
Posted by: ryukyu at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (GYHsz)
++++
:: vomits ::
:: heaves ::
:: passes out ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (yjAVs)

68 Honestly think Biden's legacy among Dems would be better if it was just sort of acknowledged he lost his marbles, so not his fault.

If he's out there making speeches, easier to blame that he knew what he was doing and is directly responsible for making Trump President because he was too vain to step aside.

Posted by: Leupold at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (4pwAx)

69 Sometimes I wonder if the DU is not just a huge troll site.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (ehZkr)

70 Notice how all the daily fake "experts" on Twitter became fake "experts" on "space," yesterday?

I *am* The Queer Science!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (lHpdB)

71 I'm not seeing Biden on C Span. I'm seeing some Slavic lady talking about monkey pox

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

72 Learned something new today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

They were invented in Poland / Finland / Russia. No way are they wasting hard liquor on a tank.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

73 67 Next up, Jill's onlyfans debut.
Posted by: ryukyu at April 15, 2025 05:58 PM (GYHsz)
++++
:: vomits ::
:: heaves ::
:: passes out ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

NO FISHNETS!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (XtGhS)

74 @35/m: Who's the lady talking now?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (O7YUW)

75 Sometimes I wonder if the DU is not just a huge troll site.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (ehZkr)

FBI agents all the way down...

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

76 JillBiden

Filling that GILF in leather thigh high boots and a really amazing push up bra niche that American men crave.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 06:01 PM (RUMEY)

77

Is it possible this is another one of those "charities" that swallow millions and never disburse any funds?

I bet it is.

Evil people.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 15, 2025 06:01 PM (et1vG)

78 Good news for 4/15.
BREAKING: More than 21,000 IRS agents have reportedly accepted the Trump administration’s recent offer to resign. -NYT

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 06:01 PM (t/2Uw)

79
An announcement of a exploratory run for Preznit in 2028 would be welcome.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 06:02 PM (j4U/Z)

80 Learned something new today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

They were invented in Poland / Finland / Russia. No way are they wasting hard liquor on a tank.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

VERY good point. I'd forgotten that.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VNX3d)

81 74 @35/m: Who's the lady talking now?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (O7YUW)

I don't know; that's what I'm getting, too. But the title of the video is
Fmr. President Biden First Remarks Since Leaving Office
Former President Joe Biden delivers his first public remarks since leaving office, delivering a keynote speech at a conference hosted by Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) in Chicago.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:03 PM (CQE5S)

82 Hi, I am ... Uhhh....Uhh.uhhhh Joe Biden "That's me" and I used Presagen since I was Commander of NATO. I can tell you this stuff works because my constipation was cured.

So take from Me.... Joe BBBBBBBBBBiden thas this tuff really works. Just ask Randolph Scott who was my VP...

Posted by: Blo Jiden at April 15, 2025 06:03 PM (Gurs5)

83 Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XtGhS)

You know who else wasn't able to resist...
Posted by: BurtTC

I like to think "the hordes" part was us...they just didn't know to capitalize it.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2025 05:55 PM (XtGhS)

Perhaps so, I just find it amusing when someone says "You know who can't be civilized and respectful? Those sick sonofabitch bastard pricks over there, that's who."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:05 PM (dGCAG)

84 @35/m: Who's the lady talking now?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:00 PM (O7YUW)

I don't know; that's what I'm getting, too. But the title of the video is
Fmr. President Biden First Remarks Since Leaving Office
Former President Joe Biden delivers his first public remarks since leaving office, delivering a keynote speech at a conference hosted by Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) in Chicago.
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:03 PM (CQE5S)

"Advocates" ... Ok right there it says it all just eating charity funds. No actual disabled need apply.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:05 PM (n7h9X)

85 He did not stutter during the Ryan debate. He was loud, confident and arrogant...not one episode of stuttering.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 15, 2025 06:05 PM (FZn/N)

86 BREAKING: More than 21,000 IRS agents have reportedly accepted the Trump administration’s recent offer to resign. -NYT
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 06:01 PM (t/2Uw)
++++
This was written by someone who gets paid to write. I just want to point that out.

Because this is a terrible sentence. Are the 21,000 IRS agents resigning, or is the Trump administration? This was written, edited, and published by people who are paid to write.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (yjAVs)

87 I don't think Jill Biden is either hurting for money or needs to pretend she's a 20 -30something hottie on Only Fans. She still wants to consider herself an important person and will get Joe wheeled out when needed. But of course it's quite possible that Joe's speech will be done by AI and just broadcast to this group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (aaP/f)

88 This is all to deflect the tell all books that are now coming out. See? Sharp as a tack! Unless, of course, he drops trou and wizzes on the lectern.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (u73oe)

89 @81/m: Maybe we're in the pre-game phase, ie: Administering the 60 minute long drug cocktail.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (O7YUW)

90 This has got to be the largest and dumbest cult ever.

Mayans had a cult of shit eaters but not as large as the woke.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (Knk2R)

91 What we needs is a debate between Joe Biden and Grandpa Simpson on theology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

92 Biden now being introduced by Former Commissioner O'Malley on C-SPAN.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (bNf8H)

93 Joe Mannix, I see your point. But it's the NYTimes so to be expected.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (t/2Uw)

94 He did not stutter during the Ryan debate. He was loud, confident and arrogant...not one episode of stuttering.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 15, 2025 06:05 PM (FZn/N)

Biden has been in and around politics since 1970, and I have been aware of politics all that time. Not once do I remember a stutter ever being mentioned, or Biden stuttering. It is the least convincing excuse ever.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

95 Vaughn P. Drake Jr., a Kentuckian believed to be the oldest survivor of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor, has died at the age of 106, according to his family.

Drake passed away on April 7 in the Lexington, Kentucky, area, where he grew up, according to his obituary published on the website of the Milward Funeral Home in Lexington.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (RUMEY)

96 Maybe Joe is off in the locker rooms looking for Corn Pop again.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (gKWVE)

97 What we needs is a debate between Joe Biden and Grandpa Simpson on theology.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (L/fGl)

Only if they both wear an onion tied to their belt.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (MGB5H)

98 A congressional delegation is reportedly going to travel to El Salvador to retrieve a prisoner. They should be allowed to spend the night with him in the jail along with all the other wrongly convicted.

Posted by: Ron at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (KDtr3)

99 Maybe this Joe Biden speaks thing is sponsored by Burger King, because the guy introducing Biden is sure telling some whoppers.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (O7YUW)

100 92 Biden now being introduced by Former Commissioner O'Malley on C-SPAN.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (bNf8H)

Link?

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (CQE5S)

101 76 JillBiden

Filling that GILF in leather thigh high boots and a really amazing push up bra niche that American men crave.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 06:01 PM (RUMEY)

Just... ew.

That bitch was a homewrecking Jezebel, dressed like a 1960's sofa, and was at least as smart as your average goose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (eQO/Z)

102 Whoa, they cut the guy off and went to "The program will begin shortly"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (O7YUW)

103 The Ticker Carlson gambit.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VSht7)

I continue to advocate for Kyle Dunnigan. His impersonations are always spot on, and he does the Tucker Carlson confused look so incredibly well.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (dGCAG)

104 96 Maybe Joe is off in the locker rooms looking for Corn Pop again.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:08 PM (gKWVE)

Combing his leg hair.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (eQO/Z)

105 Biden gave a speech at a model HS UN conference a couple of weekends ago. Literally no one covered it. It popped up on one of the conferences Facebook page.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (6TePA)

106 Just what the Dems need. Biden, showing up to remind the voters of Biden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (aaHPe)

107 link:

https://www.c-span.org/event/
public-affairs-event/
fmr-president-biden-first-remarks-since-leaving-office/
432476

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (CQE5S)

108 I don't think Jill Biden is either hurting for money or needs to pretend she's a 20 -30something hottie on Only Fans. She still wants to consider herself an important person and will get Joe wheeled out when needed. But of course it's quite possible that Joe's speech will be done by AI and just broadcast to this group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (aaP/f)

Its pretty clear someone had a lid on her since the assassination try, only some vacations during the campaign.

Now the lid is off, wonder who let her out? The non insane part of the Party is pretty much gone.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (n7h9X)

109 That bitch was a homewrecking Jezebel, dressed like a 1960's sofa, and was at least as smart as your average goose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (eQO/Z)

————

This is hurtful.

Posted by: An Average Goose at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (u73oe)

110 I don't think Jill Biden is either hurting for money or needs to pretend she's a 20 -30something hottie on Only Fans. She still wants to consider herself an important person and will get Joe wheeled out when needed. But of course it's quite possible that Joe's speech will be done by AI and just broadcast to this group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (aaP/f)

Does anyone think that Jill has someone working on the Christopher Pike chair, so all Joe needs to do is light one button for Yes and one for No. She yaps, and Joe lights the Yes button.

https://youtu.be/5M_WC_06quw?t=130

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (VNX3d)

111 Biden gave a speech at a model HS UN conference a couple of weekends ago. Literally no one covered it. It popped up on one of the conferences Facebook page.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (6TePA)
++++
Ouch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (yjAVs)

112 Unless, of course, he drops trou and wizzes on the lectern.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 06:06 PM (u73oe)

THAT I might pay to see.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (eQO/Z)

113 @m: Do we have rules for this drinking game?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (O7YUW)

114 It's filed in the same room as the Epstein files. And the JFK files. And the UFO files.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (dGCAG)


My wife does transcriptions for the National Archives as a hobby and at least some of the UFO files have been released.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

115 That bitch was a homewrecking Jezebel, dressed like a 1960's sofa, and was at least as smart as your average goose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (eQO/Z)
++++
Damn that's cruel.

Very, very well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (yjAVs)

116 Just... ew.

That bitch was a homewrecking Jezebel, dressed like a 1960's sofa, and was at least as smart as your average goose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM (eQO/Z)

That makes her a giant in the Biden administration.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

117 Bukele should not allow them to leave the airport. The israelis didn;t allow a couple of Muslim EU parliment members to enter the country. Bukele should do the same thing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (t/2Uw)

118 *sniff*

Posted by: Hunter! at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

119 LOL, petty queen Xinis thinks she's got the power to order the deposition of Executive Branch on details of international diplomacy.

Roberts, you can't weasel dance away from this.

Your card is called:
Either we are governed by the Constitution or we are ruled by 800 federal judges.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (JpbSW)

120 This is hurtful.
Posted by: An Average Goose at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (u73oe)

You may be above average.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (eQO/Z)

121 114 It's filed in the same room as the Epstein files. And the JFK files. And the UFO files.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (dGCAG)

My wife does transcriptions for the National Archives as a hobby and at least some of the UFO files have been released.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ExV1e)


Odd how the Epstein files thing just quietly disappeared.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (RUMEY)

122 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (VNX3d)

Lol. I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (aaP/f)

123 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (VNX3d)

Lol. I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (aaP/f)

124 113 @m: Do we have rules for this drinking game?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (O7YUW)

I have to remind myself to breathe.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (CQE5S)

125 Is any network covering the speech or just Cspan?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (t/2Uw)

126 98 A congressional delegation is reportedly going to travel to El Salvador to retrieve a prisoner. They should be allowed to spend the night with him in the jail along with all the other wrongly convicted.

Ah yes I was reformed and resurrected by the grace of god.
I shall prepare the welcoming committee for the congress peoples
-Zombie Rev Jim Jones

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (KjELq)

127 83 Everybody brace yourselves for a bunch of shitty comments from trump and his hordes regarding Joe Biden, addressing a group that represents the disabled. They won't be able to resist, making loathsome fools of themselves.

---------

I hardly know what to begin mocking. Biden or the disabled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (aaHPe)

128 Sorry for the double post. Phone is having a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (aaP/f)

129 Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

-
Boy, you said it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (L/fGl)

130 92 Biden now being introduced by Former Commissioner O'Malley on C-SPAN.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:07 PM (bNf8H)

... who is a MUCH better speaker than Joe Biden!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (CQE5S)

131 I'm going back out to pot up some more tomato plants. At least they are more sentient than Biden.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:14 PM (eQO/Z)

132
DOCTOR Jill is the one making the decisions. She wants him out there to earn more dough because once he's gone, she goes back to being a nobody.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

She should be able to get a job in a senior care facility - until she needs to be admitted. She has the experience already.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

-----

Since she's a criminal, she could use the opportunity to swindle old people out of their savings. Hide behind the drapes, use a funny voice to pretend to be the devil, threaten eternal damnation for their children unless they sign, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2025 06:14 PM (uz6ub)

133
Combing his leg hair.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 06:09 PM

No, remember his story regaling us how the kids in the pool would rub his hairy legs. My God, that was before he was POTUS and should have DQ'd the old pedo fuck from anything. Our media wouldn't have it though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:14 PM (ewjUl)

134 129 Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

-
Boy, you said it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (L/fGl)

Who are you callin' "boy"?

; )

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:14 PM (CQE5S)

135 LOL, petty queen Xinis thinks she's got the power to order the deposition of Executive Branch on details of international diplomacy.

Roberts, you can't weasel dance away from this.

Your card is called:
Either we are governed by the Constitution or we are ruled by 800 federal judges.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 06:12 PM (JpbSW)

I think Trump should dump a full plan for an invasion of El Salvador in her inbox tomorrow as "what we are doing" and put her in charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:14 PM (n7h9X)

136 That person was...is...was... is our keynote speaker

The guy can't even decide if Joe is alive or dead! *bwahaha*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (O7YUW)

137 He's at the lectern.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (bNf8H)

138 I wonder if the whore handing out blowies for twenty bucks a pop behind a convenience store is similarly "deeply honored." It's the same job, just a slightly different context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

At least the transaction behind the convenience store is more transparent between the two parties and they don't pretend that there is any honor involved.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

139 "The strongest supporter(?; I think) of Social Security the American people have ever had."

OMG

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (CQE5S)

140
holy shit, biden looks more like Tom Shilue's biden than ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (fRB6z)

141 111 Biden gave a speech at a model HS UN conference a couple of weekends ago. Literally no one covered it. It popped up on one of the conferences Facebook page.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 06:10 PM (6TePA)
++++
Ouch.

-----------


PUPPET SHOW
and
Joe Biden

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (aaHPe)

142 It's filed in the same room as the Epstein files. And the JFK files. And the UFO files.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 05:51 PM (dGCAG)

My wife does transcriptions for the National Archives as a hobby and at least some of the UFO files have been released.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

Not the ones where I was taken up into the ship where they... did things to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

143 Let the incoherent rambling begin...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (O7YUW)

144 Not watching, but I am wondering when we all get back in chains?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (ewjUl)

145 I would not want to be part of a delegation going to try to get the "MD dad" gang member and illegal alien sent back to the US think it's a stupid, grandstanding gesture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (aaP/f)

146 "The strongest supporter(?; I think) of Social Security the American people have ever had."

OMG
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (CQE5S)

Nobody told him of massive SS fraud?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (n7h9X)

147 At least the transaction behind the convenience store is more transparent between the two parties and they don't pretend that there is any honor involved.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
++++
There is almost a refreshing degree honesty by comparison, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (yjAVs)

148 Ok, I see Walter, but where’s Jeff Dunham?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM (u73oe)

149
biden is slurring and stumbling

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM (fRB6z)

150 I expect his PR agency has worked hard with Joe to get him to perform in public as good ole kindly Grampa Joe in public, dispenser of wisdom and good cheer while reciting his BS talking points.

Now they are hoping and praying that Bad Ole Angry Yelling Bastard Joe does not suddenly appear during Joe's brief appearance this evening.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM (aBgBM)

151 Sorry for the double post. Phone is having a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (aaP/f)

Better the phone that you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM (VNX3d)

152
Hunter is settled in, lighting a nyaope, and waiting for someone to tell what dad just said.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 06:18 PM (j4U/Z)

153
I think the whole point of this was to soft-launch (or probe) O'Malley's possible '28 candidacy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:18 PM (fRB6z)

154 I would not want to be part of a delegation going to try to get the "MD dad" gang member and illegal alien sent back to the US think it's a stupid, grandstanding gesture.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (aaP/f)

Have some state dinners, have pretty latina wives and daughters near him and lots of tequila, take some photos of him in bed with some old ugly women and send him home to laud El Salvador's prison system.

Traditional Diplomacy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:18 PM (n7h9X)

155 He's at the lectern.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:15 PM (bNf8H)

One small victory.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:18 PM (dGCAG)

156 "...sold-out conference,..."


Fitting.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 15, 2025 06:18 PM (144I4)

157 CORNPOP IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS!!!! AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! HE MURDERED MY BEAUTIFUL BEAU!!

I POOPED MY PANTS!!!

Posted by: Joeseph Biden, Scholar and Intellectual at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (sAmhv)

158 134 129 Joe Biden has been one of the most amazing Presidents of my lifetime.

-
Boy, you said it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:13 PM (L/fGl)

---------

I don't know what I liked best. The complete lack of corruption or the incredibly well-qualified collection of crackerjack federal officers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (aaHPe)

159 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM (VNX3d)

Thanks. I'm ok. The cell phone, however, has been a pain in the posterior all day long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (aaP/f)

160 145 I would not want to be part of a delegation going to try to get the "MD dad" gang member and illegal alien sent back to the US think it's a stupid, grandstanding gesture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (aaP/f)


All the Democrats have now is Fake Outrage Theater. Actually, that's all they've had for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (aBgBM)

161 If Sundowner strokes out let me know, watching Silversun Pickups on YouTube at The Stone Ponyfrom 9 months ago

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (ypFCm)

162 Uhoh, here comes the yelling

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (O7YUW)

163 Well, I’m a nice lady but may I suggest that Joseph Robinette Biden be hoisted up whilst wearing a depend under garment be dragged, stripped and mocked for the insidious roles he played throughout his entire Life

With kindest regards ,

KWR

Yeah I’m still around

Posted by: Key West Reader at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (4C1lz)

164 rambling rambling rambling rambling rambling

SIMPLE DIGNITY!!!!!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (CQE5S)

165 whisper SHOUT DIGNITY

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

166 This is great. Wonderful modulation between whispering and yelling. I'm disappointed!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:20 PM (bNf8H)

167 I would not want to be part of a delegation going to try to get the "MD dad" gang member and illegal alien sent back to the US think it's a stupid, grandstanding gesture.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:16 PM (aaP/f)
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It's some weird variant of "Pedicaris alive or Rasouli dead" except that Pedicaris is supposed to be repatriated from his home country into an alien which a valid deportation order against him.

They are obvious out of ideas and so the Big Lie is what they are running with. I hope they get denied permission to land.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

168 the tiny black eyes

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (CQE5S)

169 word as a biden /drink

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

170 "Give you my word as a Biden." Drink!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (bNf8H)

171
biden just did his whisper-talk, and then went abruptly into shouty biden!

"That's what it's all about! I Mean It!"

"I give you my word as a biden."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (fRB6z)

172 don't know what I liked best. The complete lack of corruption or the incredibly well-qualified collection of crackerjack federal officers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (aaHPe)

Well, you have to admit being bribed by China and then alienating them to the point of war in about 4 hours was impressive.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (n7h9X)

173 I can't forgive myself if I can't come up with some shitty comments, so here it goes:

Was the audience predominantly mentally handicapped?

Did he demand his fee as cash up front, and by "up front" mean the front of his Depends?

Did he call for a standing ovation from the wheelchair contingent?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (wBaIH)

174 A congressional delegation is reportedly going to travel to El Salvador to retrieve a prisoner.

I assume they'll raise a big stink and insist that we invade once the Salvadoran officials laugh at them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (ExV1e)

175
back to whisper mode...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (fRB6z)

176 Not the ones where I was taken up into the ship where they... did things to me.
Posted by: BurtTC



Love is Love.

Posted by: The Greys at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (sAmhv)

177 If Democrats are fighting to save Social Security, it's because they're stealing 90% of it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (O7YUW)

178 All the Democrats have now is Fake Outrage Theater. Actually, that's all they've had for as long as I can remember.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:19 PM (aBgBM)
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It's all short-term thinking. Week to week. A year from now, people will be wondering why Trump still hasn't gotten around to killing Social Security, and that thanks to DOGE, they all got a raise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

179
/shouty mode on

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (fRB6z)

180 whisper SHOUT whisper SHOUT
IT'S A SACRED PROMISE
FROM THE FIRST PAYCHECK

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (CQE5S)

181 just getting in...man these creatures on that last thread! who in the heck would get aroused by those freaks? Other freaks I guess but dang these are hilariously ugly scrunts aren't they?

Now we have the comedy of Joe Biden emerging from the dungeon. Can't wait.

Posted by: DanMan at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (8uzBS)

182 Biden speaking publicly? That was a bad idea 5 years ago. I'd wish we could have a "drinking thread" to watch an un-edited version of whatever this turns out to be.

Posted by: Crusader at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

183 They are still running with the "father of 3" line because they can count on what's left of the old press to not report that he was determined to be MS13 six years ago. Like who gives a fuck anyway. OJ Simpson was a father too.

Posted by: the dandy at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (8l8nW)

184 the reason they're babbling about Ponzi Security is because they know it's only boomers and trannies marching in this protests

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (gKWVE)

185 It's some weird variant of "Pedicaris alive or Rasouli dead" except that Pedicaris is supposed to be repatriated from his home country into an alien which a valid deportation order against him.

They are obvious out of ideas and so the Big Lie is what they are running with. I hope they get denied permission to land.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

Wasn't that the President saying that? Not some soft serve Senator, when it is clear that Trump and El Salvador know exactly how to play this. Think Trump will block him from going and do diplomacy?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

186 Crackerjack and Jezebelle. The classics.

Posted by: Francis at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (bbuBP)

187 Grampa Simpson will give the rebuttal on Real Americas Voice at 7:15 PM.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (KjELq)

188 I assume they'll raise a big stink and insist that we invade once the Salvadoran officials laugh at them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (ExV1e)
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They should be denied permission to land. Or deplane. So many ways of delivering humiliation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

189 Ok, I see Walter, but where’s Jeff Dunham?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 06:17 PM

I don't think Jeff wants to put his hand up there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:24 PM (ewjUl)

190 If Democrats are fighting to save Social Security, it's because they're stealing 90% of it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (O7YUW)


If Democrats are fighting to save Social Security, it's because there's a Republican in the White House.

If Republicans are fighting to save Social Security, it's because there's a Democrat in the White House.

They'll wait until the last possible moment and put a "fix" in place which screws the maximum number of people by the maximum amount possible while lasting for the minimum time possible.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

191 the reason they're babbling about Ponzi Security is because they know it's only boomers and trannies marching in this protests
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM

And they are paid to be there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (ewjUl)

192 Don't you see what happened here? He couldn't talk, he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling.

Posted by: ACRD Program Speaker Scheduler at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (R/m4+)

193 Grampa Simpson will give the rebuttal on Real Americas Voice at 7:15 PM.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (KjELq)
++++
Biden's gonna get smoked. Grampa Simpson is a kooky old lunatic, but he's definitely not a basket case like Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (yjAVs)

194 Maybe noted studmuffin Chris van Hollen and the rest of the A-Team assembling in El Salvador will get nothing but a bitchin' case of Montezuma's Revenge and spend the entire flight home fighting each other for the single lavatory on the plane.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (PqZDx)

195 A congressional delegation is reportedly going to travel to El Salvador to retrieve a prisoner.

I assume they'll raise a big stink and insist that we invade once the Salvadoran officials laugh at them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:21 PM (ExV1e)

El Salvador went to war over the results of a soccer game. They are ready.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (n7h9X)

196 *squints at teleprompter*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (aaHPe)

197 176 Not the ones where I was taken up into the ship where they... did things to me.
Posted by: BurtTC

What happens in the barrel
Stays in the barrel

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (KjELq)

198 Ace, I hope you're watching this.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (CQE5S)

199 Not the ones where I was taken up into the ship where they... did things to me.
Posted by: BurtTC


Love is Love.
Posted by: The Greys at April 15, 2025 06:22 PM (sAmhv)

You never write, you never call!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (dGCAG)

200
BREAKING: nadler reacts to biden's speech!

https://is.gd/ANbmQ9

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:26 PM (fRB6z)

201 the reason they're babbling about Ponzi Security is because they know it's only boomers and trannies marching in this protests
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:23 PM (gKWVE)
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Boomers have always salivated like Pavlov's dogs whenever Social Security has been brought up. Always. Rush used to laugh at how these people would freak out over the same pointless, never-happened threats election after election.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

202 EVERY FIVE YEARS. WHO THE HELL DO THERE (sic) THINK THERE ARE.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:26 PM (CQE5S)

203 Like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2025 06:26 PM (mH6SG)

204 Strawman lie: Republicans want to cancel Social Security every 5 years.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (bNf8H)

205 If Republicans are fighting to save Social Security, it's because there's a Democrat in the White House.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

SS is useful right now to expose all the crimes Doge is finding and club the Democrats over the head with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

206 Super wealthy tax cuts

DRINK

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (aaHPe)

207 How will they ever get him to give up the podium?

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (CQE5S)

208 "Not on my watch" - Joe, your watch is ... well... over.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (O7YUW)

209 Maybe noted studmuffin Chris van Hollen and the rest of the A-Team assembling in El Salvador will get nothing but a bitchin' case of Montezuma's Revenge and spend the entire flight home fighting each other for the single lavatory on the plane.
Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (PqZDx)
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I either want them denied permission to land, but only after enough of a delay that they have to divert to some shitty regional airport or allow them to land, and then ignore them and let them sit on the tarmac for 12 hours.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

210 @207/m: The big shepherd hook will come out and someone will sound the gong.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (O7YUW)

211 204 Strawman lie: Republicans want to cancel Social Security every 5 years.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (bNf8H)

----------

We try but it's like a zombie. It keeps coming back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (aaHPe)

212 SS is useful right now to expose all the crimes Doge is finding and club the Democrats over the head with them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)


Sure, but that's DOGE and, by extension, Trump. It isn't "Republicans".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

213 So. Bernie and AOC are going to be in Missoula, tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (F30Ty)

214 You never write, you never call!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:25 PM (dGCAG)
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You don't bring me flowers...anymooooore.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

215 Not on my watch" - Joe, your watch is ... well... over.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (O7YUW)

But unfortunately his watch has not yet ended.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (MGB5H)

216 210 @207/m: The big shepherd hook will come out and someone will sound the gong.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (O7YUW)

I had that same thought!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (CQE5S)

217 So. Bernie and AOC are going to be in Missoula, tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (F30Ty)

Wonder if any glacial floods are ready to pop off.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (n7h9X)

218 So. Bernie and AOC are going to be in Missoula, tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (F30Ty)
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Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)

219 215 Not on my watch" - Joe, your watch is ... well... over.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (O7YUW)

But unfortunately his watch has not yet ended.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (MGB5H)

Soon...

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)

220 How will they ever get him to give up the podium?
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (CQE5S)


They'll place a fan to waft the scent of a seven year old towards the podium.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (ExV1e)

221 But unfortunately his watch has not yet ended.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (MGB5H)
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His watched stopped around 2014.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

222 >>Wonder if any glacial floods are ready to pop off.

Unfortunately, no.

Best we can hope for is the Caldera going Full Splodey.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:30 PM (F30Ty)

223 So someone is actually paying for Biden to mumble, I mean speak ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

224 Does Martin O'Malley want a run at the Presidency?

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (CQE5S)

225 Bernie and AOC are going to be in Missoula, tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:28 PM (F30Ty)
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Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)

Also lots of central casting huddled masses ready to fight the oligarchy of Montana

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

226 Democrats have been saying that Republicans want to gut Social Security for more than 30 years. How many campaign ads along the line of "pushing grandma off the cliff" have there been?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (hrzP6)

227 So someone is actually paying for Biden to mumble, I mean speak ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)


Probably us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

228 >>Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.


Our SC is a major problem.

And our State Senate is in upheaval right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (F30Ty)

229 Trump should come busting through the set behind Biden like the Kool-aid man and give Biden a forearm to the head.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (LkLld)

230
Imagine dragging a teleprompter around for this fossil biden every time he wants to say words...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (fRB6z)

231 'colored kids' said Joe

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (aBgBM)

232 Does Martin O'Malley want a run at the Presidency?
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (CQE5S)

unless he's getting trans surgeries he has no chance.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

233
At least a Joey speech has more comedic content than a Hillary one would.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (j4U/Z)

234 These are best speeches by Biden, because invariably, he is going to insult someone by saying something stupid. He ALWAYS tries to inject himself into the discussion. So somehow he's going to have to inject himself, or a close relative into the mix. Every time he does this, it goes sideways.

We're going to get some story about he won the great Wilmington Wheelchair Race and pulled out at the last second using bottle rockets, or how Jill and he really enjoy going into those special schools and interacting with all the retards. Then, invariably, he'll try to stick it to Trump with some comparison to disabled.

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (dIske)

235 So someone is actually paying for Biden to mumble, I mean speak ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)
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No. It's money launderings. They god a federal grant and are sending it to DOCTOR Jill so she can rebound it Act Blue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

236 Boomers have always salivated like Pavlov's dogs whenever Social Security has been brought up. Always. Rush used to laugh at how these people would freak out over the same pointless, never-happened threats election after election.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

Hands off my social security! I had to pay into it all these years and everyone that comes after me should have to too! What do you think this is a free country?!

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

237 How will they ever get him to give up the podium?
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:27 PM (CQE5S)

I'm picturing from Nosferatu, the captain of the Demeter, tying himself to the wheel.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

238 Radiohead; they must have been singing about Biden


And my mother say, "We spit on your son some more"
And the buildings say, "We spit on your face some more"
And the feeling is that there's something wrong
Because I can't find the words and I can't find the songs
Stop whispering, start shouting
Stop whispering, start shouting
Dear Sir, I have a complaint
Dear Sir, I have a complaint
Can't remember what it is
It doesn't matter anyway

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (NtVYv)

239 >>'colored kids' said Joe


"If you didn't Vote for me, you ain't colored!"

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (F30Ty)

240
biden: soslososloshal security

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (fRB6z)

241 >>Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.


Our SC is a major problem.

And our State Senate is in upheaval right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (F30Ty)

DOGE was finding lots of NGO money going to Tester and western Senators.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (n7h9X)

242 Some stuttering and slurring... The talky amphetamines are wearing off.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (O7YUW)

243 You guys are watching Biden? Why? Is "Good Times" a rerun?

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

244 I wouldn't mind seeing some of our crack DEI officers on the front lines in El Salvador

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (wBaIH)

245 >>DOGE was finding lots of NGO money going to Tester and western Senators.


Lotta Billionaire Wives pulling down $250+k running charities in MT.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (F30Ty)

246 Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)


I'm sure Senator John Tester will be standing right next to ex-president Joe Biden, lending his undying support and ...

Oh, wait

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (rj6Yv)

247 Hands off my social security! I had to pay into it all these years and everyone that comes after me should have to too! What do you think this is a free country?!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

I'd have signed a waiver in an instant the day I started working. Never believed I'd see a dime.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (n7h9X)

248 Important swing state. Lots of electoral votes. Solid move.


Our SC is a major problem.

And our State Senate is in upheaval right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM

Take those two nitwits to the train station.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:34 PM (ewjUl)

249 Listen, jack - Democrats don't stop because of physical infirmities, mental disabilities or anything else, and I'm partially living proof!

It's like back when I was a young man and had a terrible stutter. Everyone thought I'd be in my brother's shadow forever. But then, he had to step aside to pursue his true love with Homer Simpson, a mulatto actress on a TV show, so I became King. The heart wants what it wants. Love is love, that's what Democrats say.

Doctor Jill wasn't going to let that stutter stop me, so she hired an Australian guy to help me cure it, and I'll be damned if that crocodile hunting sonofabitch didn't have me talking straighter than the Acela Corridor in time for me to kill Hitler and liberate India.

They made a movie about it starring me and Helena Biden Carter. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 15, 2025 06:34 PM (BI5O2)

250 And our State Senate is in upheaval right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (F30Ty)

Someone left the door open, and the cows wandered in?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:34 PM (dGCAG)

251 Hands off my social security! I had to pay into it all these years and everyone that comes after me should have to too! What do you think this is a free country?!
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at April 15, 2025 06:32 PM (R/m4+)
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A majority of them voted for Harris. Think about that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

252 Natalie Jean Beisner@NJBeisner
Guys, “trans women” are women because big croissants are still croissants.

-
I guess "croissant" is French for "pervert."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (L/fGl)

253 >>I'd have signed a waiver in an instant the day I started working. Never believed I'd see a dime.


Clinton announced in the mid 90s...if you are Under 35, there is NO Guarantee you will ever receive benefits.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (F30Ty)

254
biden: they're taking away sloshocurity!

Fact Check: True

President Trump deported Social Security to El Salvador.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (fRB6z)

255 I'd have signed a waiver in an instant the day I started working. Never believed I'd see a dime.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM

I would have to. But seeing as I am over 29 and paid a boat load of money to the crooks. Well. But had I been able to opt out and do my own investing I'd be retired at a very young age.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (ewjUl)

256 He keeps freezing and looking like he's seen a ghost.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (CQE5S)

257 YOU GOTTA ASK WHY THIS IS HAPPENING

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (CQE5S)

258
My estimate: there's less than 75 people in that room with biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (fRB6z)

259 You guys are watching Biden? Why? Is "Good Times" a rerun?
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2025 06:33 PM (vFG9F)
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Waiting for their laxatives to kick and and figure their visceral shuddering at his appearance will help that along.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

260 'I mean it'
'I mean it sincerely'
'from the bottom of my heart I mean it, my word as a Biden'

All we need know is a 'I mean it, that's not hyperbole!'

Joe weakens every claim he utters by attaching a promise he is sincere.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (aBgBM)

261 @243/fd: "You guys are watching Biden? Why?"

We're waiting for the eventual lip-biting, cross-eyed, pants-shitting moment and confused-duck-walking off stage.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (O7YUW)

262 >>Someone left the door open, and the cows wandered in?


A Bloc of 9 'Republicans' have been crossing the aisle to stymie Agenda items.

The Republican Party has essentially announced they are PNG.

It's a mess.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (F30Ty)

263 THEY WANT TO WRECK IT SO THEY CAN ROB IT

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (CQE5S)

264 He keeps freezing and looking like he's seen a ghost.
Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (CQE5S)
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Jacob Marley warned him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

265 And our State Senate is in upheaval right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:31 PM (F30Ty)

Someone left the door open, and the cows wandered in?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:34 PM (dGCAG)

Bison.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

266 Clinton announced in the mid 90s...if you are Under 35, there is NO Guarantee you will ever receive benefits.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (F30Ty)

I knew that you couldn't trust government long before that

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 06:37 PM (n7h9X)

267
Hopefully, tonight's performance by Biden will make his debate performance look like a TED talk by Albert Einstein.

I don't want to have to even think about that corrupt old senile dog end of a tapir's BM ever again.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2025 06:37 PM (iJfKG)

268 Ponzi scheme PONZI SCHEME !!! What the hell are they talking about!!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:37 PM (KjELq)

269

biden: whothingtheyare?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:38 PM (fRB6z)

270 35 Biden's speech is live on C-SPAN, now

https://www.c-span.org
Posted by: m
----

Was going to watch that but saw a link to a Tom Homan presser and clicked it instead. And I've got a new link, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 06:38 PM (AneyV)

271 "Guys, “trans women” are women because big croissants are still croissants."

That makes about as much sense as slippery sandpaper.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2025 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

272 >>I knew that you couldn't trust government long before that



True.

But when they go on the record, I take note.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:38 PM (F30Ty)

273 Clinton announced in the mid 90s...if you are Under 35, there is NO Guarantee you will ever receive benefits.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:35 PM (F30Ty)
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That's why he planned ahead by collecting all that Chicom money.

And Russian money.

And Ukrainian money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (ZOv7s)

274 Haven't put C-span on in so long don't know where it is

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (ypFCm)

275 How do you dive into that cesspool and keep your sanity?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 05:53 PM (VSht7)

I think he vents his rage and takes his fee as Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Tobias Funke at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (lg881)

276 ha ha two Freudian slips so far..

Republicans win
and Liberal

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (KjELq)

277 Haven't put C-span on in so long don't know where it is
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (ypFCm)

It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (MGB5H)

278 274 Haven't put C-span on in so long don't know where it is
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (ypFCm)

https://www.c-span.org

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:40 PM (CQE5S)

279 which Senate is that, garrett? MT?
Texas' Lej is a national joke. Burrows, which is the name the gerbils granted him, is Speaker because the Dems voted in lockstep with a pack of RINOs to stop an actual conservative from running the agenda. So a Donkey bill is always top of the list, which has to be voted on or else no GOP bill makes the floor.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

280 A Bloc of 9 'Republicans' have been crossing the aisle to stymie Agenda items.

The Republican Party has essentially announced they are PNG.

It's a mess.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 06:36 PM (F30Ty)

Since I know nothing about Montana politics (don't say I'm an expert!), I wouldn't know who the good guys are and who the bad guys are, but as a general rule, I consider gridlock in politics to be a good thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

281 I think he vents his rage and takes his fee as Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Tobias Funke at April 15, 2025 06:39 PM (lg881)
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Kind of funny that they made the fish people Muslims.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

282 243 You guys are watching Biden? Why? Is "Good Times" a rerun?
Posted by: fd

That's a'ight. I always like That's My Mama better.

Posted by: TV Hall of Fame at April 15, 2025 06:41 PM (G5+As)

283 >>A majority of them voted for Harris. Think about that.

Not so much.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw6498

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)

284 Brriiingggg!
Cory Booker called he wants his meaningless 'blowin the wind' record back..

Blow it out yer AZZ.
-Zombie George Carlin

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! but not anymore at April 15, 2025 06:41 PM (KjELq)

285
If you told me this was Tom Shilue, I'd believe you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:42 PM (fRB6z)

286 Cory Booker called he wants his meaningless 'blowin the wind' record back

Figured him for more a Pet Shop Boys kinda guy.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

287 About all that passes for the Dem party today are the commies in DC and the commies in the MSM. It's so bad that Ha' vahd has to dig into its endowment war chest and the Dem A team is a six-house owning octogenarian Marxist teaming up with a thirty-something former bartender in a tight dress.

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

288 Biden was screaming and I just saw a clip of a bunch of coots chanting with Schumer "hands off social security" like pitched zombies. These people should not be difficult to push around politically , but the Republicans are now talking up increased taxes on the wealthy. The stupid part indeed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 06:43 PM (6TePA)

289 Not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)
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Harris carried Boomers by 1 point, 50-49. This has been talked about for months.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

290 Cory Booker called he wants his meaningless 'blowin the wind' record back

Figured him for more a Pet Shop Boys kinda guy.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

Not Milli Vanilli, the lip sync kings?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 06:43 PM (VNX3d)

291
hahaha, fucking dope!

biden did his usual "where-do-I-go-to-leave" shuffle!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:43 PM (fRB6z)

292 It's blessedly over.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)

293 I am sure it was on some cable channel, not at to locals, not in news, I gave up

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 06:44 PM (ypFCm)

294 Palette cleanser for those of us who suffered through that:

https://youtu.be/iZj5XmGeEko

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2025 06:44 PM (O7YUW)

295 270 35 Biden's speech is live on C-SPAN,
--------

How did they resurrect that old muffler sucker?
He could be cast in a Freddie Krueger movie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 06:45 PM (AneyV)

296 I hate most tv commercials but there's one for bras that's not bad.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2025 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

297 yay, he gave us a "that's not hyperbole'

The purpose of this speech is? I dunno. No one on the planet does. All I can figure is Joe called-in an IOU from way back and the signer was dumb enough to pay it.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:46 PM (aBgBM)

298 nood quick hits

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:46 PM (CQE5S)

299 ---
Harris carried Boomers by 1 point, 50-49. This has been talked about for months.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
------

Are you sure ace endorsed you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 06:47 PM (AneyV)

300 300

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:47 PM (CQE5S)

301 A majority of them voted for Harris. Think about that.

Not so much.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw6498
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)


Yeah, I knew that was baloney.

Admittedly, I live in the Great State of Texas, but-

I didn't meet a single person in that age group who voted for Harris everyone of them was for Trump.

Ooops. I lied. I do know one woman with severe TDS who couldn't wait to vote for Harris.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2025 06:47 PM (iJfKG)

302

noood



nooo

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 06:48 PM (fRB6z)

303 297 The purpose of this speech is? I dunno.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 06:46 PM (aBgBM)

To bait PDT into overplaying his hand.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2025 06:48 PM (CQE5S)

304 rare Ministry B-side
youtu.be/MWJGA1dEZZk

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

305 >>Harris carried Boomers by 1 point, 50-49. This has been talked about for months.

Harris won women by a fairly sizable margin in all age groups, least of all Boomers. More gender confused went for Harris. Trump did very well with older white men.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 06:50 PM (LkLld)

306 Meanwhile, in the People's Republic of Theft and Tyranny, 30 million unemployed Chinese workers are leaving their export factories and are heading back to their hometowns. Shipping containers by the millions are sitting in the dockyards because US customers cancelled their orders. Chinese Tik-Tokers are making political statements by posting tree bark recipes for their viewers. Business execs are abandoning their factories and absconding with the cash.

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 06:51 PM (rj6Yv)

307
You guys are watching Biden? Why? Is "Good Times" a rerun?
Posted by: fd


Why do people slow down to look at a car wreck?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

308 307
You guys are watching Biden? Why? Is "Good Times" a rerun?
Posted by: fd

Why do people slow down to look at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 06:52 PM (63Dwl
Teen Angel, can you hear me?

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2025 07:08 PM (UYYJi)

309
Gonna see "best Biden"!

Amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2025 07:33 PM (xG4kz)

310 Probably already mentioned:

Columbia student arrested by ICE was one step from citizenship, lawyer says

Columbia University student Mohsen Mahdawi, who was arrested by immigration authorities Monday, was taking the last step in the process for him to become a U.S. citizen, his attorney told ABC News.

Mahdawi, a permanent United States resident, was arrested during his naturalization interview and detained in Vermont, Luna Droubi, one of his attorneys, told ABC News.

U.S. District Judge William Sessions subsequently granted Mahdawi's attorneys a temporary restraining order barring the government from moving Mahdawi out of the District of Vermont "pending further order" from the court.

Mahdawi, who founded a university organization called the Palestinian Student Union with Mahmoud Khalil, was an activist in student protests on Columbia's campus until March 2024, according to a habeas petition obtained by ABC News.


Yeah, no. We don't need to import protesters. GO HOME.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2025 07:36 PM (Cki93)

311 A. Biden ought to be paying for the exposure
B. He will dump on Trump, using the Courts
C. His backdrop will be the Pearly Gates

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