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Now It Can Be Told: "Reporters" Writing About Biden's Mental Decline Now Admit That Everyone In DC Knew He Had "Lost a Step" In 2020, But For Some Reason Never Reported It Until Biden Had Retired from Politics

Ed Morrissey referred to this as the "Now It Can Be Told" school of fake "journalism."

Basically, when a lie is no longer useful, because the public knows it's a lie and is now punishing politicians and "journalists" for repeating it, Democrats and "journalists," but I repeat myself, execute a Nixonian Modified Limited Hang-Out lie in which they say they have finally nailed down the "reporting" on facts that everyone in the world had the facts about five years ago.

Their claim is that everyone who knew this five years ago were biased, partisan, and acting, as Jake Tapper's snarky chyrons say of Republicans, "WITHOUT EVIDENCE." You see, we were all "Prematurely Right," whereas the relentlessly-factual media has only recently finished sifting through the sands of evidence to Tell the Public What the Truth is just now.

You may think you were right and they were wrong. They insist, no, you were just partisan in guessing at what the facts were, whereas the Truth Scientists of the media actually conducted the necessary Journalistic Chemical Tests with their beakers and Bunsen burners and change-color strips and proven the truth just now.

It's like the communists of the 30s supporting Hitler because they supported Stalin and Stalin had reached a deal with Hitler to divide Europe between us, and attacking anyone who prematurely opposed Hitler before he proved he was a Bad Egg after all by invading Russia.

You think you knew the truth before the media. You're wrong, Stupid Bigots. The media just discovered the truth this past couple of months. Before that, it was unknowable.

I mean, except to the extent the media denied the truth previously.

But the media was right to deny the obvious truth previously. The media is always right. When they're wrong, they were right to be wrong at that time.

Fox News: Now It Can Be Told, Kamala Harris is an election denier who considered calling for recounts after her blowout loss.

Harris was 'completely shocked' by defeat, believed she could've won with more time, author says

Journalist Amie Parnes says Harris asked staff on election night if they needed a 'recount'


Former Vice President Kamala Harris was reportedly blindsided by her 2024 election loss to President Donald Trump and "bought the hype" that she would win, according to a new book.

"She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked," The Hill reporter Amie Parnes said on the podcast "Somebody's Gotta Win with Tara Palmeri," released Thursday.

...

While continuing to discuss the confusion within the Harris campaign on election night, Parnes said that Walz was sitting in his hotel room "stunned."

"He has no words. And people are kind of explaining to him, same thing with her. And she's like, are you sure? Have we done a recount? Should we do a recount?" Parnes said on the podcast, recounting how Walz and Harris reportedly reacted to their defeat.

"They thought that they were going to win. And so, you know, when they come back now and say, 'Oh, no, we didn't really have a chance.' No, that's not what they were thinking. They thought they were going to win," she added.

Harris campaign staffers felt "gaslit" by leadership about Harris' chances at winning after being told that "things were looking good" for the candidate ahead of the election, according to Parnes.

Harris also "bought the hype" that she was doing better than she was, the author said.

"Kamala Harris was looking at her crowd size, and they felt like the vibe was strong and people were saying, 'Oh, we have more boots on the ground. We're doing better in fundraising,'" Parnes continued. "And she bought all of that. She bought the hype, and so did a lot of people in the campaign."

I'm old enough to remember when claiming you really won an election because of crowd size was enough to get you followed at airports by Air Marshalls.


According to the book, Harris reportedly told friends in the aftermath of her defeat that she could've won the election if she had more time and if Biden hadn't run for re-election.

"She could have won, she told friends, if only the election was later in the calendar -- or she got in earlier. In other words, Joe Biden was to blame," the authors wrote.

Actually, she could have won if Biden dropped out later. Harris was briefly ahead of Trump by four points in the polls for a couple of weeks after Biden dropped out. But then, as people listened to this Ding-Dong cackle insanely, and looked into hard-left past, they recoiled from her.

Friends of Harris said that she believed Biden's unpopularity and her late entry into the race tanked her campaign.

However, not all of Harris' friends believed time would have helped, according to the book.

"That is f---ing bonkers," one Harris friend reportedly said. "If Election Day was October first, we might have actually somehow pulled it off. Shorter was actually better, not longer."

THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID JACKASS

One Harris advisor said the candidate's problem was "substance," not a lack of campaign time.

"I don't think we needed more time... We needed more substance. And she did not have more substance," the advisor is quoted in the book.

In some real Now It Can Be Told "reporting," the authors of this book say that they saw signs of Biden's decline during the 2020 campaign but for Reasons Too Complicated For You To Understand, the time was not ripe for reporting this until this f***ing week.


Joe Biden Was "a Shell of Himself" by End of Term. Hunter Biden Didn't Help.

Here, Annie Parnes talks about watching the debate. Vanity Fair is asking the questions, in bold-face.


At that point, in June 2024, President Biden's physical and mental capacities had long been a central issue in the campaign. Was his terrible debate performance still a surprise to you?

Parnes: It was just stunning to watch.

Allen: We'd been watching Biden's decline for a long period of time and, honestly, thought he had lost his fastball some when he was running in 2020. And it was still so shocking to see the leader of the free world so bereft of coherent thought.

You knew this from 2020 and never said a word about it, huh?

Your book describes the lengths to which the president's longtime inner circle--including first lady Jill Biden and senior advisers Mike Donilon and Steve Ricchetti--went to hide that decline. Who was most responsible?

Parnes: All of them. It's pretty remarkable how they kept him very closed off. He was a shell of himself. When he entered the White House, he was so, so different from the man who I covered as vice president, a guy who would hold court in the Naval Observatory with reporters until the wee hours.

Again, the admission that they knew since 2020 -- but kept silent.

Until now.

Now It Can Be Told, you see.

How large a part of the equation was Hunter Biden?

Allen: Most people have looked at Hunter Biden as somebody that his father has had to deal with. And what we really found in the reporting here is that Hunter Biden is somebody that his father wanted to deal with on political issues, that Hunter was, as was described to us by one source, his father's closest political adviser, which is mind-blowing. I mean, if you're seeking--and I don't mean this to knock Hunter Biden in an untoward way, but it is not clear that he has the best record as somebody you would lean on for judgment.

They're still walking gingerly around Hunter Biden. Apparently it's still forbidden to say he was an out-of-control drug addict, flesh-renter, and foreign agent.

The book doesn't use the word cover-up to describe the effort to conceal the extent of Joe Biden's deficits. Was it one?

Allen: I think our view is that there is more complexity to it.

Of course. The left must still be protected. They did an "oopsie," but certainly not a cover-up! There's "complexity!"

Largely, the people who are closest to the person in power are people who do not tell that person things they don't wanna hear...If you were going to stand up and say something, you would be thrown out of the room. That basically happened with Anita Dunn toward the end.

What we saw was a lot of bad decision-making and, perhaps at the very top, people putting their own interests, and what they believed were Joe Biden's interests, above the interests of the Democratic Party and the country. And so that's a failure. That's a moral failure, but maybe not a criminal one, which is what the term cover-up sort of implies, a criminal conspiracy, and we didn't reach that threshold.

The idea of a political cover-up has never in history required proof of actual crimes being committed. They certainly never imposed this new requirement on Trump's or Bush's own oopsies. It is fabricated for the nonce just to avoid saying the Democrat Party committed a cover-up.

Of course, they also insist the media didn't participate in the cover-up, either!


Dozens of reporters pursued the truth about Biden's age and health; I wrote about it way back in May 2023. Yet did we, the mainstream media, still blow it?

Parnes: No, I don't think we missed it. I think we were all onto it.

They "were all on to" the story of Biden's dementia, but they couldn't report it at the time because Biden's staffers told them not to.

But the problem is, I think [the Biden camp's] response was kind of unethical in a way. When I called the White House and I tried to do a story on the president's exercise routine--which is something that every president has sort of put out, minus Trump, maybe--that was pretty low-hanging fruit, and that should have been a sign to me at the time--and I think it was--the fact that they couldn't even tell me what he did, if anything. Those were all signs that something wasn't right there.

A common frustration for readers of presidential campaign books is, "Now you tell us! Why didn't you report this a year ago instead of saving it to sell books?"

Allen: I think we started our interviews in August, but the vast majority we did were postelection, for a variety of reasons. No, we didn't hold anything back for the book that would have been material to the election at all. Amie and I both did significant reporting during the year, or during the election, on all of these aspects.

You literally said that everyone in DC knew Biden was off his game in 2020 not ten minutes earlier in this very interview.

Meanwhile, Jake Tapper, who's also publishing his own Now It Can Be Told book in a few weeks, insists he's not "on the left."

Jake Tapper literally used to slide into my DMs to insist on this all the time. If I referred to him as a "liberal" reporter, he would tell me that he doesn't identify as a liberal and that I have no factual basis for saying so.

Just like he used to insist that we have no factual basis, except our own eyes and ears and experience, to say that Joe Biden was in steep mental decline.



Jake Tapper denies being 'on the left' during tense exchange with Trump agriculture secretary

CNN host Jake Tapper refused to be called a member of the political left in an interview with Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins about President Donald Trump's tariff policy.

CNN host Jake Tapper refused to be labeled a member of "the left" in an interview with Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins on Sunday about the fallout from President Donald Trump's tariff plans.

"So how long do you anticipate this tariff chaos is going to be going on? Thirty days, 60 days, 90 days?" Tapper asked Rollins on "State of the Union."

"I think it's really important to realize that last Wednesday was when the president announced this new American order, the new American economic plan," Rollins said. "We're now two days in. You've got two days of data, everyone, especially on your side, on the left, is freaking out."

"I'm not on the left," Tapper quickly said, prompting an amused response from the Trump Cabinet official. "All right, Jake, thank you," Rollins said.

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




Comments

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1 Italicans?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Tw+JN)

2 I could straighten everything out but where's the fun in that?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 05:47 PM (Tw+JN)

3 I do not believe this because Biden was Sharp, probing, asks tough questions and mentally ahead of his Staff !!!!!

Just ask Mayorkas ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 07, 2025 05:47 PM (CP2il)

4 But For Some Reason Never Reported...

I suspect a generous amount of cowardice is involved here.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 05:48 PM (W/lyH)

5 Joe Scarborough was super duper shocked to learn Joe had lost a step.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2025 05:49 PM (kTd/k)

6 We knew this was coming.
Now Democrats can blame all of Biden's failures not on left-wing ideas or policies, but on his dementia. He just did it wrong 'cause he was senile.

Real Democrat policies have never been tried.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2025 05:49 PM (TL7UX)

7
Now It Can Be Told: President Donald Trump won the 2020 election.

Posted by: The Year 2032 at April 07, 2025 05:50 PM (7D215)

8 Slanty

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (kxUKc)

9
Am I to believe that malaka harris didn't know her campaign was BUYING celery endorsements??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (7D215)

10 Bull$&it!

This Is Best Joe Biden! He’s Sharp As A Tack. Gravitas. Aviator Glasses. Extensive Foreign Policy Experience.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (MPpTK)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (Q4Dc6)

12 > Friends of Harris said that she believed Biden's unpopularity and her late entry into the race tanked her campaign.

Oh how I wish this news makes it to Joe Biden's wretched brain. I want him to come out and sneer at the cameras while he tells the world what he really thinks about Kamalalala.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (lIio7)

13 They are just trying to get ahead of the $hit storm they know is coming. I suspect there are some leaks starting to happen that Trump is going to release the hur questioning biden video.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (e5NfL)

14 Mistakes were made. Oh well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 05:51 PM (uCjyK)

15 Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: lymond at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Jvjtu)

16 >>You see, we were all "Prematurely Right," whereas the relentlessly-factual media has only recently finished sifting through the sands of evidence to Tell the Public What the Truth is just now.
----
This was/is also Scott Adams' take on why we were right about the Covid vax. It's not that we're all demonstrably more intelligent than him, having reached the correct conclusion with limited information (a solid basis for measuring intelligence). No, it's because we're all just lucky guessers. It *has* to be that, because we can't *possibly* be more intelligent than the Great Scott Adams.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (CljNn)

17 Now It Can Be Told:

Whew! Now that they have admitted they're liars, we can trust them again!

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (/tXXR)

18 Roger Ghost Rider...... BUFF 33 and 34 over Teheran right now....... Clear to drop ??????

So, IRAN......... DEAL OR NO DEAL ?????

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (CP2il)

19 This Is Best Joe Biden! He’s Sharp As A Tack. Gravitas. Aviator Glasses. Extensive Foreign Policy Experience.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 05

Who could question his intelligence after seeing them in those aviators?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (kTd/k)

20 Now they admit that they all knew Mush Brains brain was mush during the 2020 election season?

Could have pulled it off but for the obvious physical collateral manifestations.. Yes, they really thought Biden did OK in the 'debate' havinf answered all the questions...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 05:53 PM (/lPRQ)

21
I am on record here in 2011 predicting (incorrectly) that there would be no way obama keeps biden on the ticket for 2012.

We ALL saw biden's dementia in 2009, not 2019.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 05:53 PM (7D215)

22 Like when someone in your social circle is dating some chick, and everyone except the dude knows she's cheating on him.

After he finds out and breaks up with her, he tells his buddies "She was cheating on me."

To which the reply: "Yeah, we know. Everybody knew."

Kinda makes you question who your friends are.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 05:53 PM (dGCAG)

23 No, it's because we're all just lucky guessers.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

IMO it's just that we've noticed the propagandists are consistently lying...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Tw+JN)

24 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked," The Hill reporter Amie Parnes said
______________

It's scary that they were that out of touch with reality. Imagine those two bozos in charge of the country! /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

25 At his sharpest Joe was dumb as one of your dumber rocks. L

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

26 Yeah Hah................. Jester's Dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe " Nuken till they Glo"" Biden at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (CP2il)

27 "Harris was 'completely shocked' by defeat, believed she could've won with more time, author says"

There is that "Passage of Time" thing again.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 05:56 PM (Cus5s)

28 One Harris advisor said the candidate's problem was "substance," not a lack of campaign time.

"I don't think we needed more time... We needed more substance. And she did not have more substance," the advisor is quoted in the book.

Along with the drunken word salads and inappropriate cackling, her appearance on The View should have been a cake walk for this DEI candidate but the results were the opposite. When asked what she would do differently than Biden, she hesitated with a blank stare on her face and said "Nothing". There was nothing that she would change. I think that this alone was the final nail in her coffin along with her jackass of a running mate.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

29 They can’t stop lying now. They’re too invested in their own bullsh!t. I believe they’re going down with the ship because it’s probably too late for all of them to start their own podcast. We’re at a bullsh!t saturation point. Learn to code!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2025 05:56 PM (WJtks)

30 Biden didn't just lose a step. He lost the whole staircase. That's why he couldn't get out of the basement to campaign.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2025 05:57 PM (n2swS)

31 You f*cked up. You trusted us.

- The Democrats and the, legacy media (BIRM)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 05:57 PM (L/fGl)

32
Would have posted shit sooner, but I just had to stop, step back, and re-read Ace's poetry.

This is a golden age of political punditry. Ace has no peer.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 05:57 PM (j4U/Z)

33 25 At his sharpest Joe was dumb as one of your dumber rocks.

Hey F**k You, comparing us to Biden and Blow Us Bitches.

Posted by: Box of Rocks at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (3vVOG)

34 "...lost his fastball"

Better, "... his cheese done slid off his cracker"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (CljNn)

35 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked," The Hill reporter Amie Parnes said
______________

It's scary that they were that out of touch with reality. Imagine those two bozos in charge of the country! /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

====

But they spent the most money on the biggest most elaborate stages ever!

/ Fucking Hiter was more modest in his set designs. Fvck, rock stars selling out stadiums were more restrained.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (/lPRQ)

36 They really are court eunuchs, truly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (TCLft)

37 How many times did Biden get lost while trying to exit a 15' x 15' stage? How many times did he try to shake hands with the air? How many times did he do bizarre things like holding his arms out at 90 degrees with his fists clenched like he was Beavis and Butthead? How many times did he get completely lost while reading his teleprompter?

He didn't just lose a step. He was shuffling and in need of a walker.

Oh, and now that we're admitting things. Can we get someone from Biden's administration to admit Biden crapped his pants at the Vatican? From what I heard, everyone in Rome knew the rumors were true.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (lIio7)

38 having reached the correct conclusion with limited information (a solid basis for measuring intelligence)
______________

I got my degree with a Nobel Laureate who once was told by a seminar speaker that he (the speaker) couldn't yet say, because he didn't have all the facts.

NL: "Anybody can draw the correct conclusion when he has all the facts. The trick is to draw the correct conclusion when he has only partial information, and some of that is wrong."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

39 The Axis media always lies, distorts, and misinforms. Its been this way since "The Selling of the Pentagon" in the 60s. They hid FDR's disabilities, Wilson's stroke. But they have gotten worse with each passing year till no one believes them. What newspaper, magazine, or TV network commands any respect?

Posted by: TJ Jackson at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (bXvrr)

40 'All right, Jake'.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (F30Ty)

41 You f*cked up. You trusted us.

- The Democrats and the, legacy media (BIRM)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 05:57 PM (L/fGl)
______________

Actually, no, we didn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

42
It's like all the thousands of memes about biden's dementia didn't exist.

It's like President Trump didn't frequently call biden "sleepy joe" for YEARS.

It's like President Trump didn't frequently remark biden had no idea what's going on.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (7D215)

43 Whatever lack of confidence, or even contempt, one has WRT a country where Joe Biden, Kam Harris, Tim Walz, Obama or McCain could be public officials of any importance whatsoever, it's not enough.

Ditto for a country where Biden's *obvious* incapacity could be "covered up". It might be an advantage to have observed Joe's stupidity and nastiness up close since the 1980s, but back then even the electorate laughed and easily/instantly rejected him at any attempt to run for national office.

Dumbed down beyond recognition.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (1m82a)

44 The point of the FNM is to protect and advance the leftwing narrative. This has nothing to do with covering the news or providing some sort of independent analysis

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (t0Rmr)

45 When Harris chose Tim Walz as a running mate and then did that interview with him, I knew it was over. It was like watching Dumb and Dumber go to Washington!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (WJtks)

46 "I don't think we needed more time... We needed more substance. And she did not have more substance," the advisor is quoted in the book.

You want more substance...?

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (pEcHx)

47 >>he was so, so different from the man who I covered as vice president, a guy who would hold court in the Naval Observatory with reporters until the wee hours.


They have to lie.

They can't not lie.

It's anathema to their very being.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (F30Ty)

48 It's scary that they were that out of touch with reality. Imagine those two bozos in charge of the country! /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (YqDXo)
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Well, it's not like those two would have an *actual* say in the running of the country. BHO and the Deep State would continue to be running the country into the ground while those two bozos would have taken all the heat for it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (cweKM)

49 But they spent the most money on the biggest most elaborate stages ever!

/ Fucking Hiter was more modest in his set designs. Fvck, rock stars selling out stadiums were more restrained.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 05:58 PM (/lPRQ)
_____________

"You guys need to dial it back a bit." - Zombie Albert Speer

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

50 "Harris was 'completely shocked' by defeat, believed she could've won with more time, author says"

"Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time."

-- Time traveler Kam Harris

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

51 One Harris advisor said the candidate's problem was "substance," not a lack of campaign time.

"I don't think we needed more time... We needed more substance. And she did not have more substance," the advisor is quoted in the book.
______

Beyonce has plenty of substance in the back of her jeans. Just sayin'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (Dv3i1)

52 Kumala should have been a balloon with all the hot air blown up her ass. Funny part is she probably thinks she's viable in 2028.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (XNkRi)

53 And with this reporting, every single pardon became null and void.

The power of attorney presidency isn't.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

54 You f*cked up. You trusted us.

- The Democrats and the, legacy media (BIRM)


Keep telling yourself that. Do I look vaxed?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (Av2Ad)

55 he was so, so different from the man who I covered as vice president, a guy who would hold court in the Naval Observatory with reporters until the wee hours.
_________________

Lie^2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

56 She needed less time, not more. They should've waited till
late September for the swap.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025 06:02 PM (Dm8we)

57 Any picture of Biden with a Drool Bucket permanently attached to his jaw yet ???

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at April 07, 2025 06:03 PM (3vVOG)

58 Whew! Now that they have admitted they're liars, we can trust them again!
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 05:52 PM (/tXXR)

None of this would matter, nobody would care, if they'd just stop telling everyone they're objective journalists.

NO YOU'RE NOT! You lying liars! Just stop trying to pretend you are.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:03 PM (dGCAG)

59 The best part is the left is blaming Barry and George Clooney for the loss. Winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:04 PM (/U5Yz)

60
Even in the quiet, behind the scenes areas where they can be honest to eachother, they lie to themselves. It's completely insane how they gaslight themselves. It's like they are huffing the gas fumes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2025 06:04 PM (IifOV)

61 Kumala should have been a balloon with all the hot air blown up her ass. Funny part is she probably thinks she's viable in 2028.
Posted by: Ben Had

Even the cast of The View must know, beyond doubt, that Kamala is too dumb to even be on their show, or any other TV show. Let alone hold any sort of executive office.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2025 06:04 PM (CljNn)

62 >>She needed less time, not more. They should've waited till
late September for the swap.

The 'Bump' that Kamala saw in the Polls wasn't real.

It didn't matter who they ran or when they decided to run...they were going to lose to Trump.

The bullet that grazed his ear is the Evidence.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (F30Ty)

63 Naturally, it's all about Joe's decline without a single question about who what or why of who was really running and signing things in the White House.

Ever dealt with a dementia patient? They have trouble signing their own name.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

64 he was so, so different from the man who I covered as vice president, a guy who would hold court in the Naval Observatory with reporters until the wee hours.
_________________

Lie^2.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

==============

"Court' was swimming nude in the pool.
Later years it was wding in the shallow end.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (/lPRQ)

65
Dr Jill said Biden was okay.

Morning Joe said that Joe was great, and anybody who thinks otherwise can "F" themselves.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (IifOV)

66 Danger Danger maximum bullshit news saturation point has been reached.
Initiate survival protocol
SP procedure as follows:
Stage 1 stan̈d with feet spread two feet apart
Stage 2 place head between legs
Stage 3 kiss your ass goodbye

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (/m17t)

67 She needed less time, not more. They should've waited till late September for the swap.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025


***
Probably so -- but after Joe's disastrous appearance with Trump? The calls for F. Joke to step aside were too numerous and too loud to ignore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (omVj0)

68 I suspect a generous amount of cowardice is involved here.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 05:48 PM (W/lyH)


No media person ever lost their job for lying to benefit a Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

69 Allen: We'd been watching Biden's decline for a long period of time and, honestly, thought he had lost his fastball some when he was running in 2020.
_____

Biden had a fastball?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2025 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)

70
It's enough to make me wish Joy Reid was still on MSNBC. The meltdowns and denials would have been my popcorn budget for a year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 06:06 PM (3izae)

71 We were this ><close ! Almost became France, or the UK. Or one of those other losers.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 06:06 PM (g47mK)

72 >>57 Any picture of Biden with a Drool Bucket permanently attached to his jaw yet ???
Posted by: Mr. Creosote


Seeing how Biden's condition has continually degraded, I don't think he makes it until the end of the year. That would be awful right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:06 PM (/U5Yz)

73 >>Even in the quiet, behind the scenes areas where they can be honest to eachother, they lie to themselves. It's completely insane how they gaslight themselves. It's like they are huffing the gas fumes.


There was an old SCTV skit with Billy Kristol where two guys talk about the sadistic things they have done to themselves...it's a mocking of the oneupsmanship game that men play.

Leftists do this without irony.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (F30Ty)

74 I wonder who the target audience is for these books?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (XNkRi)

75 And they foiled the attempts to Primary Mush Brained Joe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (/lPRQ)

76 No media person ever lost their job for lying to benefit a Democrat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Besides Dan Rather of memogate infamy.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (CljNn)

77 "Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time."

-- Time traveler Kam Harris

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (oiNtH)
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Deep. Very deep. The sort of thing you hear in dorms at 2 am when everybody is totally baked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

78 Even the cast of The View must know, beyond doubt, that Kamala is too dumb to even be on their show, or any other TV show. Let alone hold any sort of executive office.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 07, 2025


***
If she were sober, perhaps, she might be able to run a small department in a small city.

Oh, wait. Then there's her ingrained leftism and ignorance of actual fact. Skip that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2025 06:08 PM (omVj0)

79 Biden lost his fastball, but Hunter never ran out of speedballs.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:08 PM (JI10i)

80 Almost became some third rate socialist paradise. Run by cartels. Like Mexico. Just pay your pizzo, amigo.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 06:08 PM (g47mK)

81 I wonder who the target audience is for these books?
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"The payoffs in the ripoffs, and the things nobody saw..."

Posted by: Glenn Frey at April 07, 2025 06:09 PM (TN0g+)

82 >>Besides Dan Rather of memogate infamy.


Didn't he later go on to get a delayed promotion?

I thought he was hired back to head up one of the networks later on?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:09 PM (F30Ty)

83 I suppose I won't live long enough to have somebody write a book about the real Obamas.

Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2025 06:09 PM (unUNN)

84 Seeing how Biden's condition has continually degraded, I don't think he makes it until the end of the year. That would be awful right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:06 PM (/U5Yz)
____________

Question: how do the Democrats handle Biden's passing? Pretend everything was fine, he was a great President, etc., ignore it, or criticize him obliquely?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

85 On his inauguration day, Biden had trouble. While walking in to the WH after the ceremony, someone said in his earpiece to "Salute the Marine" when walking through the door. Jackass looks at the Marine and says "Salute the Marine". Why did Biden even need an earpiece with people telling him what to do on day one? They all knew he couldn't operate correctly without instructions. There was no way that Jill was going to give up this opportunity of a stolen election.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 06:09 PM (oiNtH)

86 Tapper's not on the left.... he's on the far left

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:10 PM (VE6XX)

87 There was an old SCTV skit with Billy Kristol where two guys talk about the sadistic things they have done to themselves...it's a mocking of the oneupsmanship game that men play.
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And the punch line was "I hate it when that happens....", like it was some sort of accident rather than what they had actively participated in or done.

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2025 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

88 :earn to code

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (QSrLX)

89 Tapper's not on the left.... he's on the far left
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When Jake Tapper sits around the house, he sits *around* the house!

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)

90 44 The point of the FNM is to protect and advance the leftwing narrative. This has nothing to do with covering the news or providing some sort of independent analysis
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (t0Rmr)

Exactly. And again, we're not the intended audience for this narrative shift.

Their own LIV's (and to some extent their true believers) are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (uCjyK)

91 88 :earn to code

earn to code, code to earn. the eternal circle.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (oY6Yp)

92
Deep. Very deep. The sort of thing you hear in dorms at 2 am when everybody is totally baked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Correct! Been there

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

93 Harris, like a lot of us, thought the cheat machine would give her the win. It worked for Biden.

Posted by: EveR at April 07, 2025 06:11 PM (rdF17)

94 I wonder how much the Pope's soiled visitor chair will command on Ebay?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:12 PM (/U5Yz)

95 I wonder who the target audience is for these books?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 06:07 PM (XNkRi)


The funny answer? I bet all these media people got BIG advances for their books. I bet the publishers were expecting some orgs to buy a bunch of copies. Orgs funded by USAID.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 06:12 PM (ExV1e)

96 It seems Michelle Obama's podcast has amassed 11k views in 11 days. That's 1k views per day. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:13 PM (/U5Yz)

97 Nah Biden was drugged.
It had to be because Biteme having dimentia
at the exact time he did was too perfect. I knowledge comer Oblowme would put a big dick up America's ass but Biteme was on office too long to totally fuck America that bad. I can't see him totally abandoning himself any other way. He was drugged
Daily dose of meloril or thorzine would put him in lala land.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 06:14 PM (/m17t)

98
Corporate Cocksucker Alert!

Keep an eye on cooler maker Yeti.

Seems they might have an explicit anti-conservative bias.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:14 PM (7D215)

99 Everything he signed should be null and void

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:14 PM (VE6XX)

100 >>>Harris was 'completely shocked' by defeat, believed she could've won with more time, author says Journalist Amie Parnes says Harris asked staff on election night if they needed a 'recount'

I am willing to give her the benefit of doubt that she is just a dumb as a stump diversity hire who sucked her way to a place where she was in way over her head.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 06:14 PM (i24o9)

101 There needs to be a special entry in the AoSHQ Stylebook regarding the number of quotation marks, or "Air Quotes," if you will, that are now required to be used when writing the word "reporters," with special reference to those individuals who are Deep State Regime Reporters.

We all know exactly who they are. I suggest using seven (7) pair of said quotation marks. Seven (7) is a lucky number and has ancient biblical meanings as well, if I am not mistaken, though I often am. May they all enjoy Hell, sevenfold in its pain and anguish.

Somewhat cumbersome, are the Seven Quotation Marks. And yet, well-earned by Our Communist, Imbecile Media Masters in DC and NYC:

"""""""Reporters!!!"""""""

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2025 06:15 PM (BRvvM)

102 86 Tapper's not on the left.... he's on the far left
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:10 PM (VE6XX)

Jake Tapper says what he's told to say. I don't think he's ideological.

If he was hired by Fox News to be their most pro-Trump correspondent, that's who he would be tomorrow.

These people are akin to actors reading from scripts.

In Britain, they're called "news readers" -- I think that's a good description.

They read the words other people type for them and repeat talking points and questions handed to them before they interview guests

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 06:15 PM (uCjyK)

103 Oh, and hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 06:15 PM (i24o9)

104 When he entered the White House, he was so, so different from the man who I covered as vice president, a guy who would hold court in the Naval Observatory with reporters until the wee hours.

Cheese and Crackers! This tells you just how stupid Our Reporters are, if they could hang on every word listening to Retard Extraordinaire Joe Biden babbling about anything regarding politics or the world.

To be fair, I'm sure Biden could've given a masterful treatise on the Olfactory Qualities of Children's Shampoos and which Brand of Tricycle Seats Hold the Scent Longest but that's about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

105 But then, as people listened to this Ding-Dong cackle insanely, and looked into hard-left past, they recoiled from her.

johnny dangerously > cackle insanely

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2025 06:16 PM (oY6Yp)

106 These people are akin to actors reading from scripts.

In Britain, they're called "news readers" -- I think that's a good description.

They read the words other people type for them and repeat talking points and questions handed to them before they interview guests
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025


***
Hosts for some British shows are called "presenters," too. Which suggests exactly that -- they're presenting something somebody else wrote up for them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2025 06:16 PM (omVj0)

107 Everything he signed should be null and void
Posted by: It's me donna

IF they can find anything he actually signed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (/lPRQ)

108 Isn't The Story that Biden selected Harris so Obama could not select his own candidate? Kinda an FU to Barry and those kicking old Joe out ... perhaps orchestrated by power hungry Doctor Jill.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

109 "listening to Retard Extraordinaire Joe Biden babbling about anything regarding politics or the world"

'We mined coal! Hard coal! ANTHRACITE COAL!!'

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (JI10i)

110 I put a post below on what it takes to score enough "points" to get qualified to be sent to the Salvador prison.

Bottom line: to score the 8 minimum, you are 100% confirmed a gang member or you have so much stink of gang on you that everyone knows you are.

Like, you've been convicted, admitted you are or several unrelated sources have confirmed you are at the very least very closely affiliated.

This Garcia guy was and is a gang member.
His family knows it.
His lawyer knows it.
The judge knows it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (xFA3k)

111 It seems Michelle Obama's podcast has amassed 11k views in 11 days. That's 1k views per day. LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Thanks I send he/she a Bag O Chips asap

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (/m17t)

112 So I guess the folks didn't buy the Joy and Brat campaign....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (VE6XX)

113 111 The new hairdo isn't working for Michelle.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:19 PM (JI10i)

114 Biden had enough Middle Aged Rocky Balboa energy in 2012 to pound Ryan into the floor. So he was still able to carry that "bucket of warm piss" which is the Vice Presidency 2012-16.
We'll never know if Obama was correct to keep him (and Bernie) out of the 2016 race, because Hillary! was a loser. (Maybe Obama was just trying to keep from getting killed.)

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 06:19 PM (gKWVE)

115 >> It seems Michelle Obama's podcast has amassed 11k views in 11 days. That's 1k views per day. LOL


But...she's the MOST popular wahmen in America...or some shit.

This should remind you how retarded talk of her running for National Office always was.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2025 06:19 PM (F30Ty)

116 Biden had enough Middle Aged Rocky Balboa energy in 2012 to pound Ryan into the floor.
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"Noodle Arms" Ryan.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:20 PM (6K6Eu)

117 108 Isn't The Story that Biden selected Harris so Obama could not select his own candidate? Kinda an FU to Barry and those kicking old Joe out ... perhaps orchestrated by power hungry Doctor Jill.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

Who knows what really happened. But whatever it was, I highly doubt Joe was the mastermind.

All joking aside, and as someone who has dealt with relatives with dementia and other memory issues -- I don't think he really has a firm grasp of what is going on around him. He may have some moments of clarity, but for the most part, I think he's been mentally adrift for a while and it's been getting progressively worse as these things tend to do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 06:20 PM (uCjyK)

118 The new hairdo isn't working for Michelle.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:19 PM (JI10i)
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It's the latest fashion in her tribe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

119
"Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time."

-- Time traveler Kam Harris


Permanently banned from Gallifrey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2025 06:21 PM (63Dwl)

120 116 Biden had enough Middle Aged Rocky Balboa energy in 2012 to pound Ryan into the floor.
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"Noodle Arms" Ryan.


*stink eye*

Posted by: the flying spaghetti monster at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (oY6Yp)

121 The new hairdo isn't working for Michelle.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment

What is that stuck to the back of his head?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (/lPRQ)

122 Everyone knew Joe was a turnip in 2020, during his campaign. It was talked about from the jump. And the media covered for him from the beginning, inventing out of whole cloth the ridiculous claim that he had a stutter despite it never coming up in the decades of his time in public office. They're a bunch of liars, and not even skilled ones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (VIoev)

123
It's funny: If all the men & women in PEOPLE magazine's stupid list of "most powerful" started a podcast, NONE of them would attract a mass audience

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (7D215)

124 It's the latest fashion in her tribe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)
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Does it look like someone screwed big knobs into her skull? I don't want to actually look myself...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (6K6Eu)

125 Hey Biden has a new Podcast on Skynews Network It's called The Joe and Cornbread Show Its just Joe where he switches characters and hats like Sam Drucker on Green Acres

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 06:23 PM (/m17t)

126
The whole World was clowning on biden in 2019 in the Democrat debates. He was saying all kinds of stupid shit, like put your kids in front of the record player at night.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:24 PM (7D215)

127 Alright, fiiiiiiine.

I give up.

Where's this picture of Big Mike with her new and improved hairdo?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2025 06:25 PM (iJfKG)

128 The members of the Democrat-Media Complex and the perpetrators of the Potemkin Joe Op have given we the people the same number of admissions of guilt and apologies as we got from the Dem-Media Complex and the Fauci Cabal about COVID.

F^ck them all with an electrified barbed wire-wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 06:25 PM (aBgBM)

129 You literally said that everyone in DC knew Biden was off his game in 2020 not ten minutes earlier in this very interview.

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Nobody is going to write the real book which should say that Biden was told in 2020 that he will only have one term and will be expected to bow out before the election campaign starts.

At that point Biden was still wily enough to select Kamala as his VP knowing she was hopeless which was his insurance against being forced out too early. Kamala's cackling certainly gave him that insurance. Endorsing Kamala was his last middle finger to the party that gave him everything. Ungrateful creep whom they deserved.

Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2025 06:26 PM (unUNN)

130 Where's this picture of Big Mike with her new and improved hairdo?

Posted by: naturalfake

Maybe Big Mike just identifies as a stegosaurus.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:26 PM (/lPRQ)

131 And the crowds ? She had people like Beyoncé there... After they were done people actually left the rally...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:26 PM (VE6XX)

132 It's like we are being lied to.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2025 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

133 Genesis at Bataclan 1973. Seems pretty lame five decades later.
youtube.com/watch?v=8qMsr7jjQF0

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:27 PM (JI10i)

134 'Color change strips' aka pH paper (for one.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:27 PM (8HNt+)

135 The market is down, it's Monday, and now I have to look over my shoulder for Dire Wolves. I see ace is still test piloting the new upgrades to the Barrel. What else I miss?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2025 06:27 PM (pIfcn)

136 130 snicker

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:27 PM (JI10i)

137 Harris also "bought the hype" that she was doing better than she was, the author said.
______________________

I'm convinced that the basis for these statements that "things were looking good" was purely out of the potential to release the "Fraud Machine" like 2020.

However, this time around the Trump campaign was too well prepared and had a strategy in place to make that extremely risky. Lara Trump was running that aspect of the campaign. Every time there was some discrepancy, she dispatched attorneys to the exact location. Bucks County shutting the precinct down early was a great example. So, instead of DJT going on Twitter and complaining, an actual effort was in effect to stop it.

This is further corroborated by Harris at about 11pm (despite being shellacked across the board) stating that we'll look again at around 2am and see how things stand. IOW, late night vote dump like 2020, but this time no dice.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2025 06:28 PM (dIske)

138
Now It Can Be Told:

A Hot Dog IS a sammich.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:28 PM (7D215)

139 Apparently the Dow "slid more than 300 points"! Which isn't even 1%. It's not great but it hardly time to take the Brain Gremlin's stock advice aka Jim Cramer's.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 06:29 PM (gKWVE)

140 I see ace walking out of the Barrel like Chuck Yeager walking away from the plane crash at the end of Right Stuff.

Only shorter. And furrier.

Is that an... Ewok?!

You're damn right it is!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:29 PM (8HNt+)

141 Former Vice President Kamala Harris was reportedly blindsided by her 2024 election loss to President Donald Trump and "bought the hype" that she would win, according to a new book.

"She was completely shocked..."


Is it possible to become sexually aroused by political news? Because I think I need a cold shower.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (pMi6S)

142 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked," The Hill reporter Amie Parnes said
______________

It's scary that they were that out of touch with reality. Imagine those two bozos in charge of the country! /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

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It would not have been any different from the Biden years. Those two would have swanned around while the real president, probably the chief of staff, woukd have wielded real power.

Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (unUNN)

143 135 The market is down, it's Monday, and now I have to look over my shoulder for Dire Wolves


Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

144 Does it look like someone screwed big knobs into her skull? I don't want to actually look myself...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (6K6Eu)
______________

Radar domes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

145 Now It Can Be Told:

Et voila! The truth suddenly becomes The Truth!

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (qL8Uu)

146
He was saying all kinds of stupid shit, like put your kids in front of the record player at night.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Listening to Gene Autry records.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

147
It was on the South Lawn when Biden came face to face with the Easter Bunny and he panicked that everyone discovered the truth:

Fuzzy pedophilia was the secret being hidden.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (j4U/Z)

148 Kamala Harris Left 'Speechless' by Trump's Shocking Victory.
Source: The Daily Beast

Parnes's book reveals Harris was disappointed by a perceived lack of support from former President Barack Obama and ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "She was really looking for [Obama's] approval this time around, and was really kinda underwhelmed by his support in the very end...She was really upset by the fact he took several days to get behind her."

She wasn't the only one who thought she was going to win. With her positiveness and his corruption, it would have seemed natural she would win. But what missteps? It's hard to win when the other side cheats and buys votes.

You might be able to overcome misogyny or racism but to overcome both was going to be very difficult. You would like to hope that now that we're in the 21st century it wouldn't be that way but it is.

Why the hell wasn't there even one recount? I dont care if they thought it was performative. Be performative- show some spine. This is why D's lose again and again, they just do not fight. I was convinced that Kamala/Walz were going to win. I thought they were fighters. But then zip- no recounts, nothing!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2025 06:31 PM (ycI94)

149 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked,"

She was completely drunk, and Walz was wrist deep in a Cub Scout's fundament.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:31 PM (JI10i)

150 I'm shocked they were shocked that they lost.

I mean, she was drunk most of the time.

Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2025 06:31 PM (UJ+K5)

151

Next they will be telling us Biden was totally corrupt and was receiving millions of dollars from other countries and they didn't know a thing about it.

There were no signs !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (NtVYv)

152 She wasn't the only one who thought she was going to win. With her positiveness and his corruption, it would have seemed natural she would win. But what missteps? It's hard to win when the other side cheats and buys votes.

That one is priceless

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

153 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)
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They had tiny brains. They were so dumb that over 400 got trapped in the La Brea Tar Pits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (6K6Eu)

154 More shit that was obvious to the most casual observer. And yeah, everybody knew Biden was addled in 2020.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (XMwZJ)

155 "Does it look like someone screwed big knobs into her skull? I don't want to actually look myself...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:22 PM (6K6Eu)
______________

Radar domes."

Growths.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (JI10i)

156 112 So I guess the folks didn't buy the Joy and Brat campaign....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (VE6XX)


The failure of their initial meme, "We're Coconuts for Kamala!", should have warned them they were sunk no matter what color lipstik those waterheads put on their pi...errr, candidate.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)

157 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...
Posted by: It's me donna

Especially rheas.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

158 Even before Biden's brain melted into rotted quacamole, Biden was stupid, corrupt, racist, and a traitor.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (sAmhv)

159
September 2019:

biden: "derp, duh, uh, derp, duh, make sure kids hear words!"

https://is.gd/NvRlPZ

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (7D215)

160 Kamala's crowd size? Really? The only reason 90% of those people went to a Kamala rally was to see some celebrity or rapper for free.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)

161 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

A few hours ago, the big tech company that set out to clone wooly mammoths, and is getting close, admitted they had live dire wolves, cloned from ice age remains.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (pIfcn)

162

One Harris advisor said the candidate's problem was "substance," not a lack of campaign time.

"I don't think we needed more time... We needed more substance. And she did not have more substance," the advisor is quoted in the book.


A***ole. 19th Century ether has more substance than Harris. What you "needed" was to drag your preferred candidate across the finish line.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (xCA6C)

163 That one is priceless
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

She's not Julius Caesar. Refusal to believe in reality does not work for most humans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:34 PM (8HNt+)

164 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked,"

But...but... THE POLLS!

Posted by: Kamabla at April 07, 2025 06:34 PM (1dUol)

165 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...
Posted by: It's me donna

Especially rheas.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

Shítbirds.

Posted by: Aren't they all at April 07, 2025 06:34 PM (TbWk/)

166 Every person in this country knew that Biden was a husk. The media is doing this now in some weird attempt to cover up their cover up . No one should ever listen to them again. There are plenty of bubble headed bleach blondes coming out of J Schools who haven't lied to us yet. Give them a chance

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (6TePA)

167
Oh...okay.

Big Mike just had Fetterman's Neck Wad grafted to the top of her head.

Classy!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (iJfKG)

168 What did Joe Biden Know And When Did he Know it?

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon, Spinning At A Rapid Rate at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

169 They had tiny brains. They were so dumb that over 400 got trapped in the La Brea Tar Pits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (6K6Eu)

I don't know from the latter seasons of the teevee show, but the books, George RRRRRRRRR Martin made a big deal about all the Stark kids getting dire wolves.

What the hell did the wolves do? Diddly squat, that's what.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

170 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...

Although Straits with that name can be awesome.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (xCA6C)

171 157 rofl!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (JI10i)

172 >>>139 Apparently the Dow "slid more than 300 points"! Which isn't even 1%. It's not great but it hardly time to take the Brain Gremlin's stock advice aka Jim Cramer's.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Remember when the market dropped 20% on O'Biden and reporters where scratching their eyes out and bleeding ink all over the intranet? Nah? Me either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (8JosV)

173 Isn't The Story that Biden selected Harris so Obama could not select his own candidate? Kinda an FU to Barry and those kicking old Joe out ... perhaps orchestrated by power hungry Doctor Jill.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

Harris was Biden's insurance against removal. Once they decide to remove him, well, time to throw that grenade into the pool and show Obama just why he had that insurance. Obama was never much of a politician.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

174 The new hairdo isn't working for Michelle.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment

Horrible. 61 years old trying to look like a fly middle schooler. Same with women over a certain age that try and rock tattoos, nose piercings, and rainbow hair.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (oiNtH)

175 Brussels police arrested a top security supervisor for Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s detail last week.

According to the Washington Examiner, a Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) shift supervisor was arrested at Hotel Amigo in Brussels last week after getting into a fight over the hotel bar hours.

Top men.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (/U5Yz)

176 The DUtards can always be counted to on to bring the hilarity. Self-awareness is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (XMwZJ)

177 Why the hell wasn't there even one recount? I dont care if they thought it was performative. Be performative- show some spine. This is why D's lose again and again, they just do not fight. I was convinced that Kamala/Walz were going to win. I thought they were fighters. But then zip- no recounts, nothing!
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Recounts work both ways, bucko. Most likely reason there were no recounts it would have opened a Pandora's box of pain for other close races which magically went to Democrats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (tT6L1)

178 "Apparently the Dow "slid more than 300 points"! Which isn't even 1%. It's not great but it hardly time to take the Brain Gremlin's stock advice aka Jim Cramer's."

"Markets" are down about 17% (well, that is SnP). And many "experts" think the bubble has been popped, so potentially more downside is possible/likely.

USA buying has supported the world, we are the buyers of first and last resort ... hence all the trade deficits. So hopefully everyone is stocked up on cheap foreign sheet, and we can now maybe repatriate manufacturing of things we (and the world) need.

There may come a time when "The Fed" lowers rates and perhaps even does QE, but we need to move ahead with securing our own production instead of counting on our enemies to provide for us. (drugs, chips, steel, etc.)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (Cus5s)

179 "The media is doing this now in some weird attempt to cover up their cover up"

Another layer of lies on top of the lower strata of lies.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (JI10i)

180 Every person in this country knew that Biden was a husk. The media is doing this now in some weird attempt to cover up their cover up . No one should ever listen to them again. There are plenty of bubble headed bleach blondes coming out of J Schools who haven't lied to us yet. Give them a chance

Kaitlan Collins is a brunet.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (xCA6C)

181 Any animal with the name Dire can't be good...

Although Straits with that name can be awesome.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (xCA6C)

Wait till you see the Dire Bunny.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 06:37 PM (n7h9X)

182 She was really upset by the fact he took several days to get behind her.
________________

Didn't take Willie Brown that long.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

183 What the hell did the wolves do? Diddly squat, that's what.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

I think they were the only ones to make it out of the series without being sexually molested.

'We're number one!'
-Direwolves

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:37 PM (8HNt+)

184 One point Kamala (and Walz, but fuck him) has a legit grievance: the media lied to her just as disgustingly as they lied to us, and to everyone.
So when I read this:
Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker
The disparity has grown even further. New federal data shows that the United States now has:
• 41,550 journalists
• 280,590 public relations specialists
For every reporter, there are now about seven PR people.
(data via U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics)
Apr 7, 2025 · 6:40 PM UTC


...exactly how many actual journalists we got in this country? as opposed to "PR people" for various Democrat politicians.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

185 @181 I don't want to be around when Dire Penguin shows up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2025 06:38 PM (6TePA)

186 In the Leftist sphere, Biden is among the sharpest tacks. Jill is one of the tackiest sharpeis

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2025 06:38 PM (wBaIH)

187 Joe Biden was a carrer crimmnal political hack, who used his office to rob the US tax payers. Even after dementia set in the apparatus he started continued to pump our money into the hands of the Biden crime syndicate. This is the Biden legacy.

Posted by: Cosda at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (5YpIl)

188 185 @181 I don't want to be around when Dire Penguin shows up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2025 06:38 PM (6TePA)

Dire otter....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)

189 >>>According to the Washington Examiner, a Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) shift supervisor was arrested at Hotel Amigo in Brussels last week after getting into a fight over the hotel bar hours.

Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Let him spend a week in jail.
It'll be good for him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (8JosV)

190 It certainly didn't help that Harris was a post turtle. Or post coconut. Whatever. And that her political career was based entirely on being a cum-guzzling gutter whore for the right men at the right time.

Posted by: An inspiration for 304s at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (TbWk/)

191 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.

Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (wLjpr)

192 A few hours ago, the big tech company that set out to clone wooly mammoths, and is getting close, admitted they had live dire wolves, cloned from ice age remains.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (pIfcn)
_________________

Great. Did they learn nothing from Wuhan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

193 I think they were the only ones to make it out of the series without being sexually molested.

'We're number one!'
-Direwolves
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:37 PM (8HNt+)

I'm glad I quit watching then. I seem to have stopped before they got to the Hodor sex scene.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

194 111 The new hairdo isn't working for Michelle.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 06:19 PM (JI10i)

Looks like Old Lady Squeezings from the Hot Tub got stuck on her head.

Posted by: Barack Obongo, Faggot at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

195 They had tiny brains. They were so dumb that over 400 got trapped in the La Brea Tar Pits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:32 PM (6K6Eu)

I don't know from the latter seasons of the teevee show, but the books, George RRRRRRRRR Martin made a big deal about all the Stark kids getting dire wolves.

What the hell did the wolves do? Diddly squat, that's what.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:35 PM (dGCAG)


All of the dog shelters are full of abandoned Huskies because of the "Dire Wolf" craze created by that show. People suck, at least a lot of them.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (NtVYv)

196 191 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (wLjpr)


Tough situation.. I'll say a prayer

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (VE6XX)

197 According to the Washington Examiner, a Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) shift supervisor was arrested at Hotel Amigo in Brussels last week after getting into a fight over the hotel bar hours.

Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Let him spend a week in jail.
It'll be good for him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (8JosV)

Interesting how we keep getting stories about government security being degenerate retards.

Posted by: Attracts a certain personality at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (TbWk/)

198 Dire otter....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)
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Schrecklicher Fischotter: great idea for a song!

Posted by: Rammstein at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

199 Kaitlan Collins is a brunet.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 06:36 PM (xCA6C)

Especially on her arms and upper lip.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (dGCAG)

200 Kamala, you ignort slut!

Just because you weren't on top of the Biden/Harris ticket, doesn't mean you weren't on it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (wS6qZ)

201 "She was completely shocked, and [Harris' running mate] Tim Walz was shocked," The Hill reporter Amie Parnes said
..............................at
DC and the FedGov is a self sustaining bubble. It's parasitical. It siphons the lifeblood of this nation. They do not recognize or care for there host. So, yes, they were surprised that the host finally had had enough and removed (or trying to) the parasites. Hence all the screeching in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

202 'Vabbing' seems like a topic ace could find some fun with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (8HNt+)

203 Sorry, Moki.

I will pray for her and for you. That’s hard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (7Tyh7)

204 A few hours ago, the big tech company that set out to clone wooly mammoths, and is getting close, admitted they had live dire wolves, cloned from ice age remains.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (pIfcn)
______________

Know this: If any of this shit gets out and causes any problems whatsoever, we're gonna execute everybody in this poxy company.

Bank on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

205 Just to put everything in perspective. Harris, Walz and their supporters are the reason we have to put up with container warnings about consuming Strawberry Shampoo, Tide Pods and peach scented soap.



Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)

206 'Vabbing' seems like a topic ace could find some fun with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (8HNt+)
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?

Is that vaping with a sinus condition?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (6K6Eu)

207 Thanks yall. I know others here have dealt with this. It's heartbreaking. We didn't raise her this way.

Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (wLjpr)

208 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki
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Sorry.

She's refused to accept any more of your disgusting, tainted money, right?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (VgEZL)

209 Gee.... and then they wonder, after years of telling us not to believe our own eyes.... and now telling us we were right all along... why we don't trust them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (QAkQ3)

210 191 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (wLjpr)

That totally blows. Sorry to hear it. If it makes you feel any better she probably hasn't the first fucking clue what a fascist actually is.

Posted by: Doubt it makes you feel better but I'm trying at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

211 USA buying has supported the world, we are the buyers of first and last resort ... hence all the trade deficits. So hopefully everyone is stocked up on cheap foreign sheet, and we can now maybe repatriate manufacturing of things we (and the world) need.

...
Posted by: illiniwek
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It's absurd, right now, we can't even produce our own medicine.
We should be self-sufficient in all things necessary for us to be a safe and healthy society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (8JosV)

212 Harris being surprised about losing is not a shock. She's a blithering nitwit who I'm surprised remembers to breathe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (6TePA)

213 All of the dog shelters are full of abandoned Huskies because of the "Dire Wolf" craze created by that show. People suck, at least a lot of them.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (NtVYv)

I would get a Husky, if I had time to spend with it. But I don't, so I don't.

Last shelter I went to was full of pit bulls, pit bull mixes, and related large dogs that look like they have been in fights.

So yeah, I hate humans.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

214 Huskies like most working dogs, pure bred they have an insane amount of energy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (8HNt+)

215 206 'Vabbing' seems like a topic ace could find some fun with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (8HNt+)
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?

Is that vaping with a sinus condition?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (6K6Eu)

I looked it up... I wouldn't if I were you.. Ewwwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 06:43 PM (VE6XX)

216 The media is just an arm of the Democrat party.

This is the truth. Nothing they say matters.

Lie, obfuscate, deceive. None of it matters.

Tapper and his ilk simply work for the Democrats.

Everything they do is in service of the Party.

Cult of Personality

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2025 06:44 PM (17l0u)

217 >>>According to the Washington Examiner, a Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) shift supervisor was arrested at Hotel Amigo in Brussels last week after getting into a fight over the hotel bar hours.

Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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A real bar fight with fists, stools, and broken beers bottles, or a plaintive whine, "Please, one more White Claw. I am not leaving until you give me one more!" fight?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

218 Thanks yall. I know others here have dealt with this. It's heartbreaking. We didn't raise her this way.
Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (wLjpr)
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I'm really sorry to hear that. Prayers will definitely be offered.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

219 192 A few hours ago, the big tech company that set out to clone wooly mammoths, and is getting close, admitted they had live dire wolves, cloned from ice age remains.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2025 06:33 PM (pIfcn)
_________________

Great. Did they learn nothing from Wuhan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:40 PM (YqDXo)


Those idiots need to be tied into chairs and made to watch every 1950s radiation-caused monster animal and bug movie, in a continuous loop, until they all die from dehydration.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (aBgBM)

220 Is that vaping with a sinus condition?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:42 PM (6K6Eu)

You wish.

Go ahead and look it up on insty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (8HNt+)

221 Interesting how we keep getting stories about government security being degenerate retards.
Posted by: Attracts a certain personality at April 07, 2025 06:41 PM (TbWk/)

Could you spend your days, putting your life on the line protecting a US Politician (Except Trump and a few others) without heavy drinkin involved?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (QAkQ3)

222
Now it can be told: NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (7D215)

223 Same media who said lights were like Joe Biden's arms wrapping around the nation in healing ?

These people are utter morons.

Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (UJ+K5)

224 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 06:39 PM (wLjpr)

Been there. It sucks, but they reach an age of adulthood, and there's not a whole lot you can do.

I'm not going to apologize for not being the person my daughter thinks I should be.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 07, 2025 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

225 Last shelter I went to was full of pit bulls, pit bull mixes, and related large dogs that look like they have been in fights.
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Dirty secret?

The USA solved it's stray dog problems decades ago. Most of the pit bulls and other terrible options in the pounds are from the same people as always. But you're getting a glimpse of why we import stray dogs from overseas.

Animal shelters are BIG business. Can't let on that we no longer have a problem.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 07, 2025 06:46 PM (VgEZL)

226 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki
_____________

Don't get angry. Use the Socratic method, and adopt a perspective of distance.

"I see. It sure seems that way, doesn't it?" then ask a question that is awkward for someone with her perspective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2025 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

227 Those idiots need to be tied into chairs and made to watch every 1950s radiation-caused monster animal and bug movie, in a continuous loop, until they all die from dehydration.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 06:45 PM (aBgBM)
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"Them." That film gave me nightmares when I was seven. BECAUSE THEIR LAIR WAS ONLY SEVEN MILES FROM MY HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 06:46 PM (6K6Eu)

228 when I make a list of people I can remotely associate with fascism, moki's name might show up if I make a photo negative of that list, and take a bunch of hallucinogens when looking at it. and then look at something completely different.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 06:46 PM (gKWVE)

229 Ace: "You think you knew the truth before the media. You're wrong, Stupid Bigots. The media just discovered the truth this past couple of months. Before that, it was unknowable."

Let the re-writing of history begin. And that starts with the rehabilitation of the MFM. Again. And who best to do that? Why the honest-as-the-day-is-long MFM.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 07, 2025 06:47 PM (gLikB)

230 I think they were the only ones to make it out of the series without being sexually molested.

10 years from now, when I'm releasing the uncut versions a la Stephen King, you'll get intimately acquainted with the dire wolves.

Posted by: George R.R. Martin After Dark at April 07, 2025 06:47 PM (VIoev)

231 We should be self-sufficient in all things necessary for us to be a safe and healthy society.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 07, 2025 06:47 PM (vqGhi)

232 Would appreciate prayers/ just had a huge fight with our daughter who has become a raving leftist. Not happy with how I acquitted myself, but I'm also not going to accept being called a fascist.
Posted by: Moki

Been there. Still there.
Thought I had check-mate suggesting she would really want to get out and make it on her own... Nah. Uncle Sugar ain't got nothing compared to Daddy Sugar.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 06:49 PM (/lPRQ)

233 Could you spend your days, putting your life on the line protecting a US Politician (Except Trump and a few others) without heavy drinkin involved?
Posted by: Romeo13
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Discretion goes with the job.
He could have bought a bottle and
taken it to his room for after hours.
Plan ahead, it's in the Scout Manual.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 06:49 PM (8JosV)

234 Moki, a prayer for the hurt in your heart and that reason will one day find your daughter. A huge hug for you dear lady because I know how much you have given.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 06:49 PM (XNkRi)

235 We are officially Back Baby! One of Rubios men got in a bar fight in Brussels was arrested then released after Rubio who stayed at the same hotel had him out..
Woo Hoo! Drinks all around bar keep!

Top Rubio Security Supervisor Arrested in Brussels After Physical Altercation at Hotel

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 06:50 PM (/m17t)

236 WayBackMachine - the following article got pulled after a Twitter mobbing.

Editors' Pick|3,347 views|Mar 11, 2020,1:20 am EST
Does Joe Biden Have Dementia? Does It Matter?
Elizabeth Bauer
Elizabeth BauerSenior Contributor

https://tinyurl.com/mrxaj2vj

Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 06:50 PM (tGUk4)

237 Ace: "But then, as people listened to this Ding-Dong cackle insanely, and looked into hard-left past, they recoiled from her."

Her problem, as was always known, was that she HAD to campaign at some point even with the abbreviated process. She was her own weakest asset.

She was most probably the single, worst candidate to represent the DNC in American history. The only thing that kept her in the running was a well-financed, corrupt political machine and voting infrastructure (with MFM support) that had succeeded in gaslighting the public during and after Trump's first term.

That she ever thought she was viable had to have been all the alcohol talking.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 07, 2025 06:57 PM (gLikB)

238 Don’t need to recount, unless you’re stealing it, like 2020, or trying to steal it like 2000 or2004. Why the hell wasn't there even one recount? I dont care if they thought it was performative. Be performative- show some spine. This is why D's lose again and again, they just do not fight. I was convinced that Kamala/Walz were going to win. I thought they were fighters. But then zip- no recounts, nothing!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2025 06:31 PM (ycI94)

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2025 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

239 Donks: completely out of touch with reality.

Thaddeus Russell@ThaddeusRussell
Incredible that Trump thinks Americans want to work in factories.

-
This guy is a professor so he's, like, you know, smart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 07:27 PM (L/fGl)

240 Rush, the greatest, called out Biden's incompetence decades ago. So accurate.

Posted by: dingbat63 at April 07, 2025 07:32 PM (teLQL)

241 I be thinks that Presdent Obama shoulds do something about Trump destroying this county !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 08, 2025 12:56 AM (o8DkU)

242 They can say what they want. However, it is foolish for them to think that everybody in the country knew that everybody in DC knew Biden was senile. He proved that we knew every single time he had a public interaction.

Posted by: wferrin at April 08, 2025 04:09 AM (lCdHU)

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