Sea Weirdoes Cafe

Patagonia
via @Tina95003848248

Goat overpass. Though anything is an overpass to a goat.

Androids have advanced. (Yes, we can now speak of genuine androids.) Once they walked haltingly and always about to totter over, now they walk smoothly.

I don't know if this is real. I doubt it.

Guy is annoyed to discover an alligator reading over his shoulder.

New species discovered in the Springfield Nuclear Power Aquifer.

It's a day of Weirdoes from the Sea.

Salamander eggs.

Border collies showing off their mad speed at agility contests as well as
at work.

Too much cursing in the audio here: Coyote approaches dog... to play.

A pigeon liked a woman's pink shoes, which reminded him of pink pigeon feet, so he gave her his sexy mating dance. They're now dating.

Gay ostrich does "flirty dancing" for guy.

Sheep-Leaping, the Sport of the Future.

An illegal dog-fighting ring run by, what else, cocks. They're turning the system against itself!

Tossing a bag of "organic waste" into a volcano, like in that movie erg was such a fan of.

Throwing a stone into the deepest known cave in the world.

He knows what he did. (But he's a good boy so he feels shame.)

"What do you plan to do once you retire?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/9D4KNFEQPS
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 2, 2025

Mother husky needs a break:

I love how no matter the species, kids annoy the parents. pic.twitter.com/DXbFSFhr9C
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 1, 2025

This Dachshund dad needs a break too.

Here's some more Weirdness in the Sea: An earthquake strikes the ocean.

How 7.2 magnitude earthquake looks like underwater pic.twitter.com/iFjv03wI0T
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 1, 2025

Now I know Middle Earth is real!

i have so many questions pic.twitter.com/ovAlJRUIpl
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 2, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2025 07:29 PM (dJimA)

2 Ok, Yorkies will be here in a minute.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2025 07:31 PM (dJimA)

3 Dog bus - hilarious. Where are they going?

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 02, 2025 07:32 PM (/6GbT)

4 Corgis were summoned

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:32 PM (xiqAs)

5 Speaking of pink shoes. The dude I saw at the store today had some cute tennis shoes. I bet his boyfriend loved them. I suspect that bird would have crapped on them.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2025 07:32 PM (W/lyH)

6 thax ace

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:34 PM (gbOdA)

7 I understand the Patagonia Mountains are actually fossilized penguin poo.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 02, 2025 07:35 PM (/tzYP)

8 Speaking of PAGAN...

Follow back someone who liked one of my archer images on Tensor. All their content is blurred NSFW and I click on one , there is Lola Bunny showing off her B cups. Yeah, not following you, jerk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:35 PM (xiqAs)

9 The kid riding the pig wore a helmet. Safety first!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2025 07:36 PM (G1ktt)

10 I bet CBD could take those salamander eggs and whip up some kind of fancy French snack with them.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:37 PM (mADJX)

11 thx, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2025 07:38 PM (/Ghsb)

12 "If you miss the bus, you'll have to ride to/from school on the Pig" is probably not the deterrent parents think it is

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:38 PM (pys1d)

13 i have so many questions

The Mexican Pig Bus combines the feral hog issues in North America with the illiteracy of the Hispanic community.
Hogs run up and down roads to communities and schools.
At the school end, they are rewarded with leftover Dept of Ed meals.
At the home end the families leave their Taco Bueno and El Chico TV dinners out.
Within weeks the hogs learn the route and feeding time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

14

Those people who stand on the very edge of cliffs are *ucking crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 07:40 PM (3ek7K)

15 You can ride the Bus
or you can ride the pig
It is the same price.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:41 PM (gbOdA)

16 One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:41 PM (mADJX)

17
So what is the pulsating black oddity creature in the water? It looks -- well-experienced at its task, and enthusiastic.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 02, 2025 07:42 PM (Ijbq0)

18 Expecting the hog to get you to school on time.

Pygmalion Effect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:42 PM (gbOdA)

19 Why can't we drop spent nuclear fuel into volcanoes?

And all our garbage while we are at it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:44 PM (aPY1X)

20

Why do goats fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Goats to you

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

21 New species discovered in the Springfield Nuclear Power Aquifer.

Well, that was kind of interesting, but I was hoping for something more like the Worm Man from The X Files.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:45 PM (mADJX)

22 19 Why can't we drop spent nuclear fuel into volcanoes?

And all our garbage while we are at it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:44 PM (aPY1X)

Just burning plastics in out coal or gas plants could lower fuel use by alomst 9%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

23
16 One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.
Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:41 PM (mADJX)

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A jug of gasoline and a landmine.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (Ijbq0)

24 NEVER throw anything in a deep hole! Did you not read The Hobbit? Fool of a Took!

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (p4vtc)

25 Showed agility video to the puppers.

Puppers sez she'll run the course, but wants one treat per jump cleared, and one treat for every pole on the zig zag.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (pys1d)

26 >>>Coyote approaches dog... to play.

Not necessarily. Coyotes will use a tactic where a bitch in heat will try to lure a dog to where the rest of their pack lies in wait. Then it's bye bye doggie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (klJTj)

27

Geez Louise,

My husband just backed into my car in the driveway.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

28 Goats are shit.

My uncle and I go to HD, spend about 350 to build the goats a shed as about 4 weeks of bad weather coming.
They destroyed it in 2 fucking day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:48 PM (gbOdA)

29 So what is the pulsating black oddity creature in the water? It looks -- well-experienced at its task, and enthusiastic.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Comments say "Atlantic Black Sea Hare," a sort of sea slug.

Image search says "yeah, that checks out."

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2025 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

30 What's up with you tube that I can no longer view videos unless I stop blocking ads? When did this happen? And, yes, I know just use Brave. I use Vivaldi and like it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 02, 2025 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

31 My husband just backed into my car in the driveway.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

Could have been you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:50 PM (gbOdA)

32 Why can't we drop spent nuclear fuel into volcanoes?

And all our garbage while we are at it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:44 PM (aPY1X)

I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:51 PM (n7h9X)

33

I'm not going to say a word about it. He will have to deal with whatever he did to the car.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

34 >>>Sheep-Leaping, the Sport of the Future.

For extra points, boop his nose as he passes under.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2025 07:52 PM (klJTj)

35 I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.
Posted by: Oldcat

About that.....

Posted by: Gojira at April 02, 2025 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

36 I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:51 PM (n7h9X

That's how you get Go zi rah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:52 PM (aPY1X)

37 I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:51 PM (n7h9X)

Or use the mountain we built 40 years ago.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

38 NEVER throw anything in a deep hole! Did you not read The Hobbit? Fool of a Took!
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (p4vtc)

Tooks don't appear in the Hobbit. That's from Fellowship of the Ring,

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

39
Coyotes will use a tactic where a bitch in heat will try to lure a dog to where the rest of their pack lies in wait. Then it's bye bye doggie.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

==============

That's what the commenters said there, too. I've never seen a coyote or any dog move like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (lCaJd)

40 Tooks don't appear in the Hobbit. That's from Fellowship of the Ring,
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

*cough

Nerd

*cough

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (aPY1X)

41 26 Not necessarily. Coyotes will use a tactic where a bitch in heat will try to lure a dog to where the rest of their pack lies in wait. Then it's bye bye doggie. - Anon Y. Mous

Sheesh! No wonder the coyote is considered the trickster in Apache folklore.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (mADJX)

42 I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:51 PM (n7h9X

That's how you get Go zi rah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 07:52 PM (aPY1X)

Since he only attacks Japan, still no danger.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:54 PM (n7h9X)

43 >>>Tossing a bag of "organic waste" into a volcano

Is that a fancy way of saying a sack of shit?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2025 07:55 PM (klJTj)

44 My husband just backed into my car in the driveway.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

Quick! Pull up the web site for Lamborghinis on your lap top!

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:56 PM (mADJX)

45 Coyotes are asshoe

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (pys1d)

46 38 NEVER throw anything in a deep hole! Did you not read The Hobbit? Fool of a Took!
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:47 PM (p4vtc)

Tooks don't appear in the Hobbit. That's from Fellowship of the Ring,
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)
Ok, you got me.
- turns around, puts hands behind back, muttering to self.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (p4vtc)

47 "Throwing a stone into the deepest known cave in the world."

Keep on doing that, it's going to get less deep.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (8zz6B)

48 >>>Throwing a stone into the deepest known cave in the world.

Careful!! You're going to wake the monster.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (klJTj)

49 23 A jug of gasoline and a landmine.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

That would certainly be spectacular.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:58 PM (mADJX)

50 >>>Throwing a stone into the deepest known cave in the world.

Careful!! You're going to wake the monster.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (klJTj)

There are worse things than Orcs in the deep places of the world" -- Tolkien.

From the books I don't think he was in to spelunking as a hobby.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 08:00 PM (n7h9X)

51 Coyotes are asshoe
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:57 PM (pys1d)

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 02, 2025 08:01 PM (jzl6Z)

52 Seems F Chuck Todd is getting into the podcast racket.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:02 PM (aPY1X)

53
Paco,

LOL. He can't back for shit. Been like that for almost the 50 years we've been married. Of course I have told him many times, "you can't back for shit, don't try it".

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:04 PM (3ek7K)

54 "There are worse things than Orcs in the deep places of the world" -- Tolkien."

Worse than humans?

Posted by: The Horta at April 02, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

55 LOL. He can't back for shit. Been like that for almost the 50 years we've been married. Of course I have told him many times, "you can't back for shit, don't try it".

Posted by: four seasons

I'm a crappy backerupper too. If it weren't for the back up camera in my car I'd be in deep doo doo.

Posted by: Tuna at April 02, 2025 08:07 PM (lJ0H4)

56 After hours markets are tanking on President Trump's tariff announcements

Expect that to be front page news tomorrow.

Trump is destroying your 401k.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:07 PM (aPY1X)

57 New species discovered in the Springfield Nuclear Power Aquifer.

Well, that was kind of interesting, but I was hoping for something more like the Worm Man from The X Files.
Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2025 07:45 PM (mADJX)
----
I'm guessing C. Montgomery Burns was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2025 08:07 PM (cweKM)

58 27Geez Louise,
My husband just backed into my car in the driveway.
Posted by: four seasons

My wife did the same thing to me 30 years ago, then came in to blame me for it.

I never loved her more than that moment.

Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2025 08:08 PM (j4U/Z)

59 "you can't back for shit, don't try it".

Posted by: four seasons

====

Sound advice for most of the people trying to back their car into a parking space at Sunday Mass.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 08:08 PM (pys1d)

60 Cockfighting?

https://youtu.be/mX8a4tKtv68

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 02, 2025 08:08 PM (dg+HA)

61 "Coyotes will use a tactic where a bitch in heat will try to lure a dog to where the rest of their pack lies in wait. Then it's bye bye doggie.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous"
**************
Coyote bitch pulled this on a neighbor's Rottweiler. We found his collar and some bones a week later.

Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2025 08:09 PM (5YpIl)

62 If I had a full suit of plate armor and the strapped a claymore mine to the front facing the enemy, would it kill me when it went off?

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:09 PM (IDphi)

63

I didn't go out to see the damage. He swears "it's only a little paint"

I knew when he came in he was going to tell the sun was in his eyes.

BINGO!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

64
62 If I had a full suit of plate armor and the strapped a claymore mine to the front facing the enemy, would it kill me when it went off?
Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:09 PM (IDphi

Probably. The shock wake would rupture your innards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:10 PM (aPY1X)

65 I like mirrors and back-up cameras. Like a belt and suspenders

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 08:11 PM (p4vtc)

66 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

67 Archer at 62 - really, only one way to find out.

For science.

Posted by: PabloD at April 02, 2025 08:11 PM (/0qJC)

68

Yeah, he has mirrors and backup cameras.

They really helped, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:11 PM (3ek7K)

69 > Tooks don't appear in the Hobbit. That's from Fellowship of the Ring,
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

Au contraire, Monsieur. The Took family, including Bilbo's mother, Belladonna Took, are discussed in the first chapter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:12 PM (W5ArC)

70 Science!

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:12 PM (IDphi)

71 69 > Tooks don't appear in the Hobbit. That's from Fellowship of the Ring,
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

Au contraire, Monsieur. The Took family, including Bilbo's mother, Belladonna Took, are discussed in the first chapter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:12 PM (W5ArC)

Nerd Off!

Two nerds enter. One nerd leaves!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:12 PM (aPY1X)

72 Throwing a stone into the deepest known cave in the world.
----
That made a very loud "thump" when it hit bottom.

Or it knocked out a Balrog--who is gonna be *pissed* when he wakes up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2025 08:13 PM (cweKM)

73 What about an anti bear suit?

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:14 PM (IDphi)

74 > If you miss the bus, you'll have to ride to/from school on the Pig"

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a chicken...

Posted by: The Eternal Sixth Grader at April 02, 2025 08:15 PM (W5ArC)

75 I, for one, welcome our new Springfield Nuclear Power Aquifer overlords.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

76 73 What about an anti bear suit?

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:14 PM (IDphi)

If you've got a bear problem, I'd suggest a big caliber.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:15 PM (aPY1X)

77 Most of the US markets are doing good, but the European markets are taking a puke.
Sell off on the USD too.
Treasuries and Gold are looking good and so is the Pound Sterling, the Dollar took a turn down but I think that is linked to the Euromarket

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:15 PM (D7oie)

78 LOL. He can't back for shit. Been like that for almost the 50 years we've been married. Of course I have told him many times, "you can't back for shit, don't try it".

Posted by: four seasons

Are there vids of him at the boat ramp?
I love those.

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 08:16 PM (cPGH3)

79 You know, one can never have too many claymore mines.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:16 PM (IDphi)

80 Send out your pork riders.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

81 Local weather man just left the studio to go to safe shelter at the station due to tornado. He's a mile south of my house. TV just went out. Internet still working.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:17 PM (hoCmQ)

82
MkY,

Thank the Lord, when we had boats we had docks at the house. Needless to say, there were close calls then, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:18 PM (3ek7K)

83 I'm not one of those Fancy Financy Guys, but if the dollar is tanking wouldn't that make it a good time to pay off dollar-denominated debts? Say, with some of the surplus that DOGE is (at least purportedly) freeing up?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:18 PM (W5ArC)

84 Great news everyone!

ABC has Celebrity Jeopardy on tonight. Pants optional because MARGARET CHO is going to be on!!

Posted by: Stateless...81% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 02, 2025 08:19 PM (jvJvP)

85 77 Most of the US markets are doing good, but the European markets are taking a puke.
Sell off on the USD too.
Treasuries and Gold are looking good and so is the Pound Sterling, the Dollar took a turn down but I think that is linked to the Euromarket
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:15 PM (D7oie)

Nasdaq is off 4%, Dow is off 2.5% and SP is off 3%.

US Markets are not looking good at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:19 PM (aPY1X)

86 Just burning plastics in out coal or gas plants could lower fuel use by alomst 9%.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Actually burning a small percent of the total mass of coal as PVC plastic helps reduce the amount of Mercury out the coal stack.

Ain't that weird. Something about turning Mercury into Mercuric chloride which ends up in the dust collectors.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 02, 2025 08:20 PM (tjZg/)

87 > Local weather man just left the studio to go to safe shelter at the station due to tornado. He's a mile south of my house. TV just went out. Internet still working.
Posted by: olddog in mo
-----------
Massive tornado outbreak. We're going to be heading to a shelter in about an hour. Getting too dark to see anything anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2025 08:20 PM (Q4IgG)

88 I'm not one of those Fancy Financy Guys, but if the dollar is tanking wouldn't that make it a good time to pay off dollar-denominated debts? Say, with some of the surplus that DOGE is (at least purportedly) freeing up?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I'm sorry sir, but you've obviously had too much to think...

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 08:20 PM (cPGH3)

89 Send out your pork riders.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

Ride of the Hog Valkyries

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:21 PM (IDphi)

90
One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.
Posted by: Paco

You can buy one from ACME.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

91 I haven’t watched Jeopardy! since Alex died.

I want nothing to do with that prick Jennings.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

92 No pain, no gain. The market will come back. Stay the course.

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2025 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

93 One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.
Posted by: Paco

You can buy one from ACME.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot

=====

Exactly

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 08:22 PM (pys1d)

94 91 I haven’t watched Jeopardy! since Alex died.

I want nothing to do with that prick Jennings.
Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

Me too.

So many liberal dickweeds, it really kills a lot of shows. I'm down to asian stuff and older kids shows.

Posted by: Stateless...81% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 02, 2025 08:23 PM (jvJvP)

95 Are there vids of him at the boat ramp?
I love those.

Optioned out Ford F-250: $95,000
28' boat with 4 outboards: $135,000
Forgetting to set the parking brake: priceless

Posted by: Oddbob at April 02, 2025 08:23 PM (/y8xj)

96 Massive tornado outbreak. We're going to be heading to a shelter in about an hour. Getting too dark to see anything anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2025
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Yeah, they're all around us here in Cape. Several touched down. No reports on damage yet.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:23 PM (hoCmQ)

97 Got hail now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:24 PM (hoCmQ)

98 Per Hohman:

By this time last year, Biden had granted temporary status to 184,000 illegal aliens.

Trump? 9 -- 8 of whom who are still here because they're either receiving emergency medical treatment, and/or are witnesses in a criminal case.

No word on what's up with the ninth one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:25 PM (W5ArC)

99
Bulg,

We used to watch Jeopardy every night. It was fun having a family competition. Yep, once Alex was gone that was it.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:25 PM (3ek7K)

100 87: Are you in Missouri?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2025 08:25 PM (G1ktt)

101 Optioned out Ford F-250: $95,000
28' boat with 4 outboards: $135,000
Forgetting to set the parking brake: priceless
Posted by: Oddbob

Or, forgetting to put the plug in... forgetting that someone has to bring it back to the dock...

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 08:26 PM (cPGH3)

102 Celebrity Jeopardy is dumbed down considerably.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 02, 2025 08:27 PM (jzl6Z)

103 One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.
Posted by: Paco

Or a computer.

Posted by: The Old Man In The Cave at April 02, 2025 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

104 One of these days, a guy is going to throw a big rock into a hole in a cave, unaware that some joker has already placed a trampoline at the bottom.
Posted by: Paco

Balrog.
On a seesaw.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 08:28 PM (gKWVE)

105 US Markets are not looking good at all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:19 PM (aPY1X)

The futures are off, but the US markets are still good, up for today.

Those numbers you note look to be the futures, and after hour, which is reflecting overseas purchasing. I would wait a bit before getting too worked up.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:29 PM (D7oie)

106 Yeah, that Doppler radar is looking mighty ugly.

Stay safe, Morons.

https://tinyurl.com/6xze7re5

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:29 PM (W5ArC)

107 100 87: Are you in Missouri?
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I am. Martini Farmer's in KY I believe.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:30 PM (hoCmQ)

108 Those numbers you note look to be the futures, and after hour, which is reflecting overseas purchasing. I would wait a bit before getting too worked up.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:29 PM (D7oie

Oh, I'm not worked up. Tomorrow will be rough though.

I'm in the short term pain for long term gain crew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:30 PM (aPY1X)

109 No word on what's up with the ninth one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:25 PM (W5ArC)

It's Bolsinaro's wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:30 PM (D7oie)

110
Is Mariam Basilysk still hosting? The smartest woman in the world who they keep throwing at us from "Blossom" to "Big Bang Theory"?

...'cause if so...

Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2025 08:31 PM (j4U/Z)

111 I'm in the short term pain for long term gain crew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:30 PM (aPY1X)

Imma gonna sell some paper gold and buy some BTC ETF.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:31 PM (D7oie)

112 Heading toward Ciampino in So Ill now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:32 PM (hoCmQ)

113 Tornado watch until 12 here in Nashville land also.

Posted by: Tuna at April 02, 2025 08:32 PM (lJ0H4)

114 Your IDF Babe of the day

https://x.com/IDFBabes/status/
1907379229580279808

Posted by: Don Black at April 02, 2025 08:33 PM (AOsQT)

115
I'm in the short term pain for long term gain crew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Same here

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:34 PM (IDphi)

116
Jeopardy was one of the early PC games in the '90's. Windows 3.1.

Had Alex Trebek's real voice!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 08:34 PM (SZD2V)

117 Nuclear waste should be mixed into highway asphalt.

Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Bbhox)

118

Good luck to all you in the tornado areas.

I've only experienced one and that was enough.

Posted by: four seasons at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (3ek7K)

119 115
I'm in the short term pain for long term gain crew.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Why so am I!
I’m prepping for my triennial colonoscopy!

Posted by: RI Red at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (xufbV)

120 3 months from now nobody will remember tariffs happened. Because the msm will be on to the next most shocking thing ever.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 08:37 PM (A+/01)

121
You know RCA products aren't really RCA? Just some chinese owned crap using the name?

Same with Jeopardy, The Tonight Show, etc.

There is no more Tonight Show. Jay Leno killed it. (Yeah, Leno sucked compared to Johnny.)

Jeopardy died a long time ago -- Alex Trebek killed it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 08:37 PM (SZD2V)

122 Walking thru a city park at dusk a few years back in Phx, my Staffy was off his leash and before I could react, he's running alongside a young coyote jumping around playfully for a few seconds until I called him back when I realized what it was out there. The desert coyotes seem to be less aggressive than the northern mountain types.

Posted by: Gary R at April 02, 2025 08:37 PM (AN+ve)

123 Walking thru a city park at dusk a few years back in Phx, my Staffy was off his leash and before I could react, he's running alongside a young coyote jumping around playfully for a few seconds until I called him back when I realized what it was out there. The desert coyotes seem to be less aggressive than the northern mountain types.

Posted by: Gary R at April 02, 2025 08:37 PM (AN+ve)

124 Those bitching about Trump's Tariff that might raise prices had nothing to say when Joe F**kstain was POTUS and inflation was out of control for 4 long years.

These people can bite the crank and crawl back into their sewer ditch.....

Posted by: Buster Hymand at April 02, 2025 08:38 PM (ERLU3)

125 Sorry for the double - system burped on me

Posted by: Gary R at April 02, 2025 08:39 PM (AN+ve)

126 Kinda sad to see Rand Paul push that bill through to stop the tariffs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:39 PM (aPY1X)

127 So what is the pulsating black oddity creature in the water? It looks -- well-experienced at its task, and enthusiastic.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Comments say "Atlantic Black Sea Hare," a sort of sea slug.

Image search says "yeah, that checks out."
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2025 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

I was going to go with either a sea otter wearing a black cape doing butterflies, or someone hacked up a lung fluke and it really grew with all that space in the open ocean.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 02, 2025 08:39 PM (NMT5x)

128
Remember CHRYSLER?

It's called "stellantis" now. Indian corp? I dunno? I thnk the injuns own Jaguar, now. Crazy.

But why shitcan the name "Chrysler," a brand that's, like, what, 110 years old?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 08:40 PM (SZD2V)

129 Au contraire, Monsieur. The Took family, including Bilbo's mother, Belladonna Took, are discussed in the first chapter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 08:12 PM (W5ArC)
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Extensively. Strong contrast between the respectable Baggins family and the adventurous Tooks.

I'm not sure how anyone who actually read the book could miss that. It's like forgetting about Smaug being in it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 02, 2025 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)

130 Prayers for all yall in harm’s way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 08:44 PM (4IYrQ)

131 The fish in the "weirdos from the sea" video has got to be related to Paul "The Forehead" Begala. (forever immortalized by Rush Limbaugh)

Posted by: Rex B at April 02, 2025 08:45 PM (bhV/D)

132 >> 107 100 87: Are you in Missouri?
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I am. Martini Farmer's in KY I believe.
Posted by: olddog
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Yea... south west of Louisville not far from Ft. Knox. Wind's picked up now. Western KY is jacked up with storms. Ping pong ball sized hail, spin up tornados, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2025 08:45 PM (Q4IgG)

133 Keep an eye peeled for Miss Gulch then head for the shelter.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:48 PM (IDphi)

134 126 Kinda sad to see Rand Paul push that bill through to stop the tariffs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:39 PM (aPY1X)

Seems like a strange waste of political capital.

Posted by: EveR at April 02, 2025 08:49 PM (Z/h4+)

135 Androids have advanced. (Yes, we can now speak of genuine androids.) Once they walked haltingly and always about to totter over, now they walk smoothly.

If you REALLY want to see androids progress rapidly, you have to get them doing something that will universally attract buyers with lots of money...

Posted by: Porn Industry, which revolutionized video chat technology at April 02, 2025 08:49 PM (ycI94)

136 Ot is really interesting that the news only reports the tariffs Trump is enforcing. Nothing about the existing tariffs our trading partners charge the US. It’s like Trump is just arbitrarily punishing everyone.

Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 08:50 PM (4IYrQ)

137 Nuclear waste should be mixed into highway asphalt.
Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Bbhox)

Not a good plan, it produces heat.

Why do you think this?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2025 08:51 PM (ExV1e)

138 Is that a Husky or a wolf cross?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 08:52 PM (bss/y)

139 Rand Paul has some good points, but he’s mostly an ass. As is most of libertarianism.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

140 Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 08:50 PM (4IYrQ

I'm glad Trump published it the way he did. They charge us 70%, we charge them 35%.

That way the media can't hide how bad the imbalance is.

Some countries have a 99% tariff on incoming US goods.

And we're the assholes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:52 PM (aPY1X)

141 Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.

Is that a question?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 08:53 PM (a3Q+t)

142 Some countries have a 99% tariff on incoming US goods.

And we're the assholes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:52 PM (aPY1X)

It's worse than that. For example, Japan, China and S. Korea charge a 700% tariff on U.S. rice.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 08:56 PM (IDphi)

143 "Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.

Is that a question?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Is that a trick question?

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

144 Only prostitutes ask trick questions.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

145 Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 08:50 PM (4IYrQ)

That's what our parties count on. Particularly dumbocraps

Posted by: The GOP at April 02, 2025 08:57 PM (E0p3T)

146 142 Some countries have a 99% tariff on incoming US goods.

And we're the assholes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 08:52 PM (aPY1X)

It's worse than that. For example, Japan, China and S. Korea charge a 700% tariff on U.S. rice.
Posted by: Archer

We don't have a tariff on US goods! Of course, we've always just demanded the US give us free stuff in the past in exchange for not launching ICBM tests, but I have a feeling those days are over...for at least the next 45.5 months.

Posted by: Kim Jung Un at April 02, 2025 08:58 PM (ycI94)

147
I never follow this much, but what "political capital" is Rand Paul spending to make a point in an area he has famously been quite open and steadfast on?
I would think he would lose it if he didn't make that stance.

I mean, who is not going to vote or donate to him who didn't realize that this was one of his base positions, besides you, I mean.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 08:59 PM (D7oie)

148 I thought when you were posting about new life at the reactor leak....

https://tinyurl.com/muv3t6cb

Posted by: mustng66 at April 02, 2025 09:00 PM (Pa2/X)

149 I was rewarded for a good deed today. Gobsmacked, I was. Checking out at grocery store. I go to put my card in the machine and the preceding guy's card was in it. I saw he was still in the store. I jogged over and gave it to him. No thanks from him (an old curmudgeon) but when I went back to the checkout the cashier said my $57 bill was on the house.

Now I'm afraid a piece of space junk will hit me tonight, to even-out my karma score.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2025 09:00 PM (aBgBM)

150 Japan and Korea have that tariff because they insist on being completely independent on food production. Japan felt starvation during WWII, and Korea both during and after it. Those tariffs assure that (outside of smuggling which surely goes on) there is not so much US rice coming in to smother local production.

The way the US manufacturing is smothered out by Chinese production.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2025 09:02 PM (D7oie)

151

Are people so stupid as to not ask questions.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 08:50 PM (4IYrQ)

Have you met people recently?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:04 PM (A+/01)

152 112 Heading toward Ciampino in So Ill now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 08:32 PM (hoCmQ)
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One touched down in Waltonville, some miles from here and heading towards us but can't see a thing as it's black. I think we survived IT

Posted by: Ciampino - How about that at April 02, 2025 09:05 PM (sPQoU)

153 Dilute the waste across country in open areas.

Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 09:06 PM (RBD82)

154 I'm good with reciprocal tariffs.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 09:07 PM (IDphi)

155 I wouldn't use it in cinder block

Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 09:07 PM (RBD82)

156 If we had a functioning news media they’d be asking WHY does China have tariffs on our goods but we don’t on theirs?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:08 PM (A+/01)

157 I canunderstand trying to preserve your local farmers. Really, it makes sense to want to preserve a lot of local production. They just don't think the US should do it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 02, 2025 09:09 PM (cvWHI)

158
155 I wouldn't use it in cinder block
Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 09:07 PM (RBD82)

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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: China at April 02, 2025 09:10 PM (HLgI3)

159 Tornado warning for my AO. Sheltering in the bathroom. Cat not happy. Sirens going off in town where the boy and his family live. God protect my kids and grandbaby.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM (4XwPj)

160 How can R

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM (P4Pk9)

161 Never expected Rand Paul of all people to turn.
Every cycle this happens. We get rid of a couple of RINOs and they’re replaced with new ones.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM (A+/01)

162 Hope anyone on the paths of these tornados and floods are doing okay. Friends in Paducah getting hammered.

Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2025 09:12 PM (p4NUW)

163 rand paul stop tariffs

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 02, 2025 09:12 PM (P4Pk9)

164 159 Tornado warning for my AO. Sheltering in the bathroom. Cat not happy. Sirens going off in town where the boy and his family live. God protect my kids and grandbaby.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM (4XwPj

Praying you're safe!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 09:12 PM (aPY1X)

165 I think we survived IT
Posted by: Ciampino - How about that at April 02, 2025 09:05
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Great news!

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 09:13 PM (hoCmQ)

166 Attitude to tariffs is typical for the left. Celebrating every culture on the planet is good. Celebrating American culture is bad. Just like protecting industry in every country is good. Except when America does it. Then it’s the mostest worstest thing ever.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:14 PM (A+/01)

167 157 I canunderstand trying to preserve your local farmers. Really, it makes sense to want to preserve a lot of local production. They just don't think the US should do it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 02, 2025 09:09 PM (cvWHI

Democrats think the US is stolen and all its wealth should be given to everyone but Americans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 09:14 PM (aPY1X)

168
Japan, China and S. Korea charge a 700% tariff on U.S. rice.
Posted by: Archer

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Do we need to grow enough rice to export anyway? Rice farmers are subsidized. Why should taxpayers fork over money to rice farmers so they can sell their stuff overseas?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 09:15 PM (lCaJd)

169 Arkansas makes a lot of rice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 09:16 PM (aPY1X)

170 C'mon Kevin.

That cracked me up

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2025 09:17 PM (lCppi)

171 How can R
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM

Arrgh, everyone thinks my favorite letter is R, but actually it's C.

Posted by: Pirate at April 02, 2025 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)

172 135 Androids have advanced. (Yes, we can now speak of genuine androids.) Once they walked haltingly and always about to totter over, now they walk smoothly.

If you REALLY want to see androids progress rapidly, you have to get them doing something that will universally attract buyers with lots of money...

Posted by: Porn Industry, which revolutionized video chat technology at April 02, 2025 08:49 PM (ycI94)

I don't believe humanoid robots are anywhere near ready for prime time. For at least a decade I've seen Boston Dynamics video clips of Boston Dynamics humanoid robots doing parkur, gymnastics, all sorts of crazy motions. But I can't recall Boston Dynamics announcing a single contract for a large number of their humanoid robots. Their video clips must only show the one-out-of-500 successful astounding movement.

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2025 09:18 PM (aBgBM)

173 Do we need to grow enough rice to export anyway? Rice farmers are subsidized. Why should taxpayers fork over money to rice farmers so they can sell their stuff overseas?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The point is that US rice is tariffed and we don't have a tariff on imported rice. It's not fair trade.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 09:19 PM (IDphi)

174 117 Nuclear waste should be mixed into highway asphalt.

Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Bbhox)
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Nuclear waste is usually in the form of slugs or rods, so mainly contained. Putting it in asphalt assumes it be powdered. Not good.

The generated heat may keep the road free of ice and snow, meh .... but the dreaded microparticles will be radioactive.

Posted by: Ciampino - worse than tetraethyllead at April 02, 2025 09:20 PM (sPQoU)

175 159 Tornado warning for my AO. Sheltering in the bathroom. Cat not happy. Sirens going off in town where the boy and his family live. God protect my kids and grandbaby.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Praying for you.

Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2025 09:20 PM (p4NUW)

176 Cockfighting?
https://youtu.be/…
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference

Now, there's a link I question clicking on.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blowing in the wind at April 02, 2025 09:21 PM (MsUjn)

177 174
Forgot: all the roadmaking equipment including Billy Bub, will be radioactive.

Posted by: Ciampino - worse than tetraethyllead? at April 02, 2025 09:22 PM (sPQoU)

178 > But I can't recall Boston Dynamics announcing a single contract for a large number of their humanoid robots. Their video clips must only show the one-out-of-500 successful astounding movement.
Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2025 09:18 PM (aBgBM)
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IIRC Hyundai has an assembly plant with mostly robots.

From Boston Dynamics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2025 09:23 PM (Q4IgG)

179 Prayer up, Uppity Wench.

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2025 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

180 156 If we had a functioning news media they’d be asking WHY does China have tariffs on our goods but we don’t on theirs?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Because the 'news' media is beholden to International corporations. They are in the Newzertainment business, not actual news. They will promote or hide what there International Corporate masters dictate.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2025 09:23 PM (G1ktt)

181 Mel's Hole in Washington has no bottom. You can toss any flotsam, jetsam, debris, detritus, nuclear waste, effluent, into it with no worries. Don't know why more people don't take advantage.

Posted by: Art Bell's Analyst at April 02, 2025 09:24 PM (G5+As)

182 Pffttt at the nuke plant that's not new. It's a purple black bat flying fluba duber

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2025 09:24 PM (oGO3y)

183 Giant atomic apes, that's what is needed.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 09:24 PM (IDphi)

184 117 Nuclear waste should be mixed into highway asphalt.

We won't need streetlights when the road glows in the dark!

Posted by: Rex B at April 02, 2025 09:25 PM (bhV/D)

185 I heard a proposal to take a small bit of waste, encapsulate it in a ceramic ball thick enough to block the radiation (maybe baseball sized) and dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.
Posted

...

Can't we pretty much recycle it all with breeder reactors now?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 02, 2025 09:26 PM (rAsBA)

186 Problem is…

Many countries don’t allow the types of chemicals the US uses in farming. I don’t blame them, some of our crops are toxic. Look at the rates of chronic disease in the US.

We cannot force them to buy our goods, or even import our goods, but dammit, they can pay for the privilege of selling their goods here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2025 09:27 PM (m+UV0)

187 Nuclear waste should be mixed into highway asphalt.
Posted by: Accomack at April 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Bbhox)

Not a good plan, it produces heat.

Why do you think this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No need to plow roads in winter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

188 Can't we pretty much recycle it all with breeder reactors now?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 02, 2025 09:26 PM (rAsBA)

As I understand it, yes. For like 2 decades now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 09:27 PM (bss/y)

189 And I think the french did a lot of the work on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 09:27 PM (bss/y)

190 No need to plow roads in winter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

Win win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2025 09:29 PM (aPY1X)

191 I was wondering today in Walmart produce section if it would pay to build a banana plantation in florida. We had a banana tree in our yard there. We got Cavendish bananas from it. At least that's what a local called them.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2025 09:30 PM (oGO3y)

192 A fast breeder reactor takes U-238 and converts it to Pu-239. Are there other types of breeders?

Posted by: Ciampino - Thorium maybe? at April 02, 2025 09:32 PM (sPQoU)

193 That cave is the long but not very deep volcanic cave on Jeju Island, South Korea. The rumor has it that the video is manipulated, so we don't really know how long the rock fell. For anime fans, this is where the mutant/monster ant bed was for the final fight scenes in Solo Leveling Season 2.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 02, 2025 09:33 PM (ZVgZ4)

194 Carter cancelled civilian development of breeder reactors back in the 70s, so the technology is much older.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 02, 2025 09:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

195 Doesn't Boston Dynamics now sell robotic guard dogs?

Posted by: Ciampino - and they talk to each other at April 02, 2025 09:36 PM (sPQoU)

196 Tokyo and Hong Kong plummeted at the open. Both are rising now.

Would be hilarious if they end up positive.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:40 PM (A+/01)

197 Glowing cats eyes for roads?
Miniature mushroom clouds every few miles......... LOL

Posted by: Ciampino - and they talk to the trees at April 02, 2025 09:40 PM (sPQoU)

198 Because the 'news' media is beholden to International corporations. They are in the Newzertainment business, not actual news. They will promote or hide what there International Corporate masters dictate.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2025 09:23 PM (G1ktt)

75% of cable news ad revenue comes from pharma. And that in now way influenced cable news coverage of the clot shot. No sir.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:42 PM (A+/01)

199 'Slow' (technically thermal breeder) mark fissile uranium-233 from thorium.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 09:44 PM (a3Q+t)

200 > Are there other types of breeders?
Posted by: Ciampino - Thorium maybe? at April 02, 2025 09:32 PM (sPQoU)

Yes, the thorium cycle uses slow (thermal) neutrons to breed fuel, rather than fast (relativistic) neutrons.

I think there are other kinds, but the fast (uranium) and slow (thorium) are the only two cycles that have ever been seriously considered.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 09:44 PM (W5ArC)

201 mark = make

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 09:45 PM (a3Q+t)

202 > dump them in containers in mines or seafloors. No radiation would escape.

If you dumped it into a subduction zone (where one plate is diving under another) you'd never have to worry about it again.

The downside is that you can't get it back if you really need it (e.g., to fuel breeder reactors).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 09:45 PM (W5ArC)

203 We need plenty of plutonium for our flux capacitors.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 09:46 PM (IDphi)

204 Here is a video from Mark Schlitt of a large tornado on the ground near Cape Girardeau, probably an hour ago.

https://tinyurl.com/2e59fpf7

Posted by: Ciampino - scary at night at April 02, 2025 09:47 PM (sPQoU)

205 > Never expected Rand Paul of all people to turn.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:11 PM (A+/01)

I don't know about "turning". This is totally consistent with Rand and Ron's political philosophy, namely extreme laissez-faire capitalism. Anything that interferes with a free market is anathema to them... always has been.

Me, I'm more of a "tit-for-tat" guy... pro-free market, but only to the extent that our trading partners are.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2025 09:49 PM (W5ArC)

206 Shanghai’s Stock Exchange in the green.
So much for the crash every asshole in DC and NY is hoping for.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 02, 2025 09:50 PM (A+/01)

207 Good evening, good peoples.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2025 09:51 PM (Aqu9a)

208
Tariffgate!

Remember the last fake "gate?"

Nobody does.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 09:51 PM (SZD2V)

209 Mel's Hole in Washington has no bottom. You can toss any flotsam, jetsam, debris, detritus, nuclear waste, effluent, into it with no worries. Don't know why more people don't take advantage.
Posted by: Art Bell's Analyst at April 02, 2025 09:24 PM (G5+As)

My name's not Mel.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 02, 2025 09:52 PM (lCppi)

210 This country cannot afford these Trump tax cuts because government needs the money more than greedy Americans.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 02, 2025 09:52 PM (1U5p7)

211 203 We need plenty of plutonium for our flux capacitors.

Posted by: Archer at April 02, 2025 09:46 PM (IDphi)
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We'll run out of Deloreans

Posted by: Ciampino - April in Paree --- Hey hey CBD at April 02, 2025 09:57 PM (sPQoU)

212 The mutant fish
https://youtu.be/HHAD9rMvr8g

Posted by: mindful webworker - blowing in the wind at April 02, 2025 09:57 PM (MsUjn)

213 > My name's not Mel.
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 02, 2025 09:52 PM (lCppi)

Nor mine.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 02, 2025 09:58 PM (W5ArC)

214 > 213 > My name's not Mel.
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 02, 2025 09:52 PM (lCppi)

Nor mine.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 02, 2025 09:58 PM (W5ArC)

Likewise.

Posted by: Commie Lay Harris at April 02, 2025 09:59 PM (W5ArC)

215 That top pic: Did anyone ask why Spider-Man is in Patagonia?

Posted by: mindful webworker - fascinating at April 02, 2025 09:59 PM (MsUjn)

216 Lo, there shall come an ONT of the NOODly sort

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414252

Posted by: mindful webworker - noodlishly at April 02, 2025 10:02 PM (MsUjn)

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