A UK Panel Calls for Getting Tough on Violent Offenders... <i>Except...</i>

A UK Panel Calls for Getting Tough on Violent Offenders... Except...

Muslim immigrants to England are attacking people with knives, so England has the perfect response: ban the knives.

A pair of so-called migrants -- or at least the descendants of non-Britons, as verifying immigration status is made intentionally difficult by the state -- squatting in Great Britain recently got stabby with another so-called migrant/migrant offspring.
In response, Keir Starmer, the PM also squatting over the country -- incidentally, the birthplace of the Magna Carta and common law -- took a break from throwing citizens in prison for unauthorized speech on X to promote a ban on what he termed "ninja swords."
Via Express (UK) (emphasis added):

The mother of a schoolboy stabbed to death by a thug armed with a weapon "of war" has welcomed a ban on ninja swords.
Ronan Kanda, 16, was killed with a 20-inch blade just yards from his own in Wolverhampton in a case of mistaken identity.
The Home Office on Thursday confirmed ninja swords will be outlawed, with anyone caught with one of the weapons facing six months in prison.
Officials have also drawn up plans to increase the maximum penalty to two years behind bars.
Now, I had to do some serious digging to come up with the identities of the perpetrators in this recent outburst of knife violence.
Upon discovering their names, it was clear why the corporate state media had buried them.
Via ITV News (emphasis added):

A ban on ninja swords, campaigned for by the family of murdered Wolverhampton teenager Ronan Kanda, is set to come into force by summer.
The 16-year-old was stabbed to death in a case of mistaken identity, yards away from his home on Mount Road in Lanesfield in June 2022.
Prabjeet Veadhesa and Sukhman Shergill, both 17, were sentenced to life in prison, with a minimum of 18 years, for Ronan's murder.
Of course, if their names had been "Winston" or "Edwin," and their victim a precious migrant, their names and faces would have been splashed across every TV screen in Britain. Inquisitions would be held. Whoever the Muslim equivalent of Jesse Jackson is over there would hold rallies/riots in the streets for days on end.

Keir Starmer has found the silver bullet solution: ban ninja swords. See the article for that.

But the British globalist establishment also got another proposal: Maybe we can just put violent offenders in jail for longer periods.

Sounds like good sense.

Except... we don't want to imprison women in jail for longer periods. So let's sentence violent offenders to longer sentences, except for women.

And oh yeah-- we also shouldn't, couldn't sentence violent offenders who are of a minority religion to longer sentences, so we'll except members of minority religions.

And of course we absolutely must not sentence minorities to longer sentences -- so racial minorities are also excepted.

Because I know no one does math on this blog, I've worked out the arithmetic for you: Keir Starmer is proposing longer sentences only for White Christian Men.

Everyone else falls into an exception.

British Council Institutes Harsher Criminal Sentencing, But Only For White Men
by Tyler Durden

The Sentencing Council of England And Wales, a non-departmental public body (faceless bureaucracy) which determines the guidelines for court punishments of convicted offenders, has recently made controversial changes and ignited a firestorm among the native British populace.
The council has announced that special exceptions in sentencing will be made for ethnic minority offenders (the majority of violent crime in Britain) and religious minority offenders, as well as female offenders. In other words, everyone except white males will enjoy reduced sentencing, creating a two tier justice system that targets white men for harsher treatment.
Conservative shadow justice minister Robert Jenrick has called the guidance "two-tier justice" and "blatant bias" against Christians and straight white men, as he said it would make "a custodial sentence less likely for those from an ethnic minority, cultural minority, and/or faith minority community".
Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood claim they oppose the policy change and will take action to pass legislation against it. However, such a process could take many months and both Starmer and Mahmood have expressed favoritism for migrants and Muslim groups in the past. Their "opposition" could be purely theatrical and few Brits believe that they will actually make an effort to block the Sentencing Council's two-tier system.

"White men are going to be treated a lot tougher by judges from Tuesday, compared to other groups.”

The absolute state of the UK. pic.twitter.com/XKbQ9uOqGu
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) March 28, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM

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1 Centered

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2025 05:46 PM (S4K2e)

2 It's a slippery slope.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2025 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

3 They're pretty fucked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2025 05:48 PM (S4K2e)

4 Are they going to ban golf clubs too?

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

5 Pretty soon there will be no steak knives left in the UK. Pretty soon there will be no steaks left in the UK so the knives will not be needed.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (unUNN)

6 "Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood"

Here's part of the problem.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (k9OZB)

7 Let me see, defend yourself from a criminal in the UK, go to jail, die in jail. Don't defend yourself, die in the street.

Great choices there, UK.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

8 This makes me ill, what the UK government is doing to its own people.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (Hkcdp)

9 Feeling centered

Posted by: Schleprock at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (uxAXv)

10 Centered...what Trump and Elon won't do for attention

Posted by: Colin at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (wlQdF)

11 One knife a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at April 01, 2025 05:50 PM (dg+HA)

12 Not certain, but we seem to have a formatting issue.

Posted by: Weasel at April 01, 2025 05:50 PM (VgEdR)

13 Ban 🏏.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (S4K2e)

14 Are they going to ban golf clubs too?
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

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Cricket bats are next which means no cricket either but no big loss there.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (unUNN)

15 LOL.

That is just perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (bss/y)

16 Ban knifes? you don't need knifes when eating bugs!

Posted by: Colin at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (wlQdF)

17 Have they banned acid yet to stop acid attack?
And what about rape gangs - banned d@c/m yet?

Oh right, protected class…

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (Hkcdp)

18 And remember, don't go ninjyin' people that don't need ninjyin'.

Posted by: Diamond Dave's School of Martial Arts at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (uxAXv)

19 Who names their kid Shabana?

Posted by: Ok, I'll say it at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (dg+HA)

20 Shouldn't they be focused on dental hygiene?

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

21 Sadly England is done, the Cultural Marxists have taken over. The Muslims helped for now but will be taken over not long away

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (ypFCm)

22 Ace, did you see this? Kind of disturbing but apropos.
https://tinyurl.com/38um4tu8

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

23 19 Who names their kid Shabana?
Posted by: Ok, I'll say it at April 01, 2025 05:51 PM (dg+HA)
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The Mobamas?

Posted by: Weasel at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (VgEdR)

24 Some people absolutely refuse to use the brains God gave them. On purpose.

Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (Sf2cq)

25 It’s only fair

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (Vh9CX)

26 This is why I won't even entertain "reasonable" gun control measures because this is always where it leads.

to the point a law abiding citizen can't even carry a knife to protect themselves.

I'd rather keep arguing about magazines holding more than 10 rounds or AR-15s than whether I can carry a pocketknife.

Posted by: Leupold at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (4pwAx)

27 There's nothing wrong with the Commonwealth that an 85% population reduction wouldn't solve.

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (jvJvP)

28
So the new sentencing guidelines have not been voted in. If I understand the story, they haven't even been voted ON.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (lCaJd)

29 Shouldn't they be focused on dental hygiene?
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

Meh, why start now?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (k9OZB)

30 ban ALL the knives.

That'll work

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (9AMBT)

31
Someone make Ace quit it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (89upD)

32 The center cannot hold.

You'll see

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (krQz2)

33 >White men are going to be treated a lot tougher by judges from Tuesday, compared to other groups

I was told this was misinformation. It's actually that everyone else is getting special dispensation, which is totally different from being tougher on white men.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (5FLQ3)

34 Keep it up, UK, will make it easier for the caliphate.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (p4vtc)

35
Burma Shave.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

36 BBC is airing prayers from mosques but Lent and Easter services have been discontinued. Somebody already said that it is no longer UK, it is now IK - Islamic Kingdom. I take it that means King Charles is now Aga Charles.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (unUNN)

37 ban ALL the knives.

That'll work
Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at April 01, 2025 05:53 PM (9AMBT)
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They could have a repository for kitchen knives. You could check out knives, and if you were found to have misused the privilege, then you would be banned from checking out knives again.

It's called progress.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

38 Interesting... the reason it is STILL Legal in all 50 States of the US to carry a sheathed Sword? It's still part of Military Uniforms.

England will now outlaw part of their own Militaries Uniforms... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 05:56 PM (QAkQ3)

39 On topic for a change:

@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The Sentencing Council has agreed to suspend its 'two-tier' sentencing guidelines for people from an ethnic minority background that was set to come into effect from tomorrow

It comes after the Government said it will bring in legislation to overrule them

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 05:56 PM (mlg/3)

40 Interesting... the reason it is STILL Legal in all 50 States of the US to carry a sheathed Sword? It's still part of Military Uniforms.

England will now outlaw part of their own Militaries Uniforms... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 05:56 PM (QAkQ3)

They don't have militaries.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

41 You know, we sacrificed THOUSANDS of young American men to keep the Krauts outta the UK. Yeah, we fucked up it seems. The current crop of "British" Aren't worth the sweat off a hog's balls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (pohLc)

42 Of all the people on the worlds political scene, Zelensky, Macron, Vander Leyen, Trudeau, Keir Starmer is in my view the biggest piece of shit. Arrogant , stupid , sanctimonious and actively bringing about his countries demise by worming it from within

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (2ZThz)

43 33 >White men are going to be treated a lot tougher by judges from Tuesday, compared to other groups

I was told this was misinformation. It's actually that everyone else is getting special dispensation, which is totally different from being tougher on white men.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (5FLQ3)

So, they are going to be just like the US for the last 40 or so years, with Equal Opportunity? Where everyone BUT White Men were considered a Minority? Even when there are more White Women, then White Men?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (QAkQ3)

44 *I'll come back when it's fixed!

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (g47mK)

45 They could have a repository for kitchen knives. You could check out knives, and if you were found to have misused the privilege, then you would be banned from checking out knives again.

It's called progress.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2

You could do like they do in the prison kitchens.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (VofaG)

46 Earlier today I was contemplating the fact that the Ten Commandments are actually the foundational principles of the survival of civilization. We ignore them at our peril.

I can only think of one reason why the globalists/Marxists hate the Ten Commandments. They have destruction on their minds.

Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (Sf2cq)

47
"Nobody's going to ban knives!" they told me in 9th grade Speech class, after my persuasion speech on gun control.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

48 Muslim immigrants to England are attacking people with knives, so England has the perfect response: ban the knives.
______________

That's it: scratch where it doesn't itch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

49 They just do 2-tier sentencing anyway. Because fuck you, that's why.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (S4K2e)

50 o
o
o

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

51 England will now outlaw part of their own Militaries Uniforms... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 05:56 PM (QAkQ3)

They don't have militaries.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

Well, the Brit Army does have more Horses, than Tanks... so they need those swords.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 05:59 PM (QAkQ3)

52 39 On topic for a change:

@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The Sentencing Council has agreed to suspend its 'two-tier' sentencing guidelines for people from an ethnic minority background that was set to come into effect from tomorrow

It comes after the Government said it will bring in legislation to overrule them
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 05:56 PM (mlg/3)

There's no need to write it down the policies are already in effect. Look at Tommy Robinson, persecuted by everyone in government for shouting truth but not being the right class to get away with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 05:59 PM (n7h9X)

53
Okay, so it passed because the mucky-mucks did not vote it down.

Well, white male criminals know what to do. Hire Muslim thumb-breakers and henchmen for your dirty work, same as the way drug dealers in the US use little kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 05:59 PM (lCaJd)

54 More centered than Great Britain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2025 05:59 PM (ewjUl)

55 Thanks for blowing me.

Posted by: The Margins at April 01, 2025 05:59 PM (ewjUl)

56 "Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood"

Here's part of the problem.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 01, 2025 05:49 PM (k9OZB)
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Most definitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

57 22 Ace, did you see this? Kind of disturbing but apropos.
https://tinyurl.com/38um4tu8
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)
Pappy Eromero helped win WW II for this surrender? Sick bastages. No pity.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 06:00 PM (p4vtc)

58 Good Haiku format

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 01, 2025 06:00 PM (Dm8we)

59
Okay, so it passed because the mucky-mucks did not vote it down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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UPDATE okay, so it DIDN'T pass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:00 PM (lCaJd)

60 Because I know no one does math on this blog, I've worked out the arithmetic for you: Keir Starmer is proposing longer sentences only for White Christian Men.

In fairness, some members of Parliament saw a Netflix show called Adolescence about some white incel who stabbed a strong, empowered girlie. I think I read somewhere that it was very loosely based on an actual event except that the real stabber was black...

So they're totally basing this on pressing need and not European government's desire to utterly destroy the native population.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

61 Well. Until their people say enough and rise up. Meh. Let it burn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2025 06:01 PM (ewjUl)

62
Stuck
In
The
Middle

Posted by: With you at April 01, 2025 06:01 PM (dg+HA)

63 Ace, did you see this? Kind of disturbing but apropos.
https://tinyurl.com/38um4tu8

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2025 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)
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It's the "New Equality", dontcha know?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:01 PM (krQz2)

64 Britain is the biggest advocate for Ukraine. They do a lot of virtue signaling anti Russian acts and proclamations like Lefties normally do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (VofaG)

65 Of all the people on the worlds political scene, Zelensky, Macron, Vander Leyen, Trudeau, Keir Starmer is in my view the biggest piece of shit.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (2ZThz)
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Pretty stiff competition for that title, but you make a good case for Starmer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

66
"Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood"

Here's part of the problem.

Posted by: hobbitopoly

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She opposed it, though. Even if nominally, it's significant because she could have supported it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (lCaJd)

67 Decaf

Truth.

And not the Kurdish tradition, which is admirable, but the Pakistani tradition, which is useless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

68 What England needs is gunpowder, treason and plot

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (AOsQT)

69
.
.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

70
NO
KILL
I

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

71 58 Good Haiku format
grey boxes are artistic
hamsters are centered

Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (oY6Yp)

72 So the invaders can finish killing off the natives, huh? There's a name for that. I suppose all of the Cathedrals will be changed to mosques by next year.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (43LQN)

73 Trump just signed off on this Communist Fuckface's deal ceding Diego Garcia to Mauritius.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (paSBy)

74 This is what you get, you know really, when ruled by a sordid lot of limey poofters. Crikey

Posted by: Common Tatter at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (gToVg)

75 36 BBC is airing prayers from mosques but Lent and Easter services have been discontinued. Somebody already said that it is no longer UK, it is now IK - Islamic Kingdom. I take it that means King Charles is now Aga Charles.
Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 05:54 PM (unUNN

Recently, I was searching for information on the health benefits of fasting. The majority of the articles in my search results were about Ramadan fasting, like it was the only type of fasting being done these days. Bunch of layman articles and scholarly papers; didn't matter, it was 90% Ramadan.

Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (Sf2cq)

76 Canada instituted two-tier justice when it comes to First Nations peoples (various Indian tribes.)

It has gone as anyone sane would expect: Poorly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (O7YUW)

77 70
NO
KILL
I
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

-1 for lack of Horta sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (bss/y)

78 Britain is the biggest advocate for Ukraine. They do a lot of virtue signaling anti Russian acts and proclamations like Lefties normally do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (VofaG)
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And talks, discussions, committees, earnest consideration of actions, ... hoping Putin dies of old age before they get around to doing anything. They're like a chihuahua straining on a leash, trying to get at a rotweiler. "Lemme at it!" (while thinking, please, God, don't let that leash break).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

79 You know, we sacrificed THOUSANDS of young American men to keep the Krauts outta the UK. Yeah, we fucked up it seems. The current crop of "British" Aren't worth the sweat off a hog's balls.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2025 05:57 PM (pohLc)

In fairness, the current crop of Krauts aren't better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

80 Are sharp sticks banned ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

81 Too bad the Brits don't have one of those Constitution thingys...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (VE6XX)

82 Funny DC story today. While Spartacus was giving his stemwinder, one of his aides was arrested for possessing a gun at the Capitol. One of the people I'm sure who wants gun control

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (2ZThz)

83 I have to wonder how the Gurkha Regiment will react to this.
Or, if there any Sikhs living there?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (7T+aa)

84 Britain is the biggest advocate for Ukraine. They do a lot of virtue signaling anti Russian acts and proclamations like Lefties normally do.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (VofaG)

Blame the Crimean war. Everything the Brits did was manic to take Crimea. It was nuts.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (n7h9X)

85 Are sharp sticks banned ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (NtVYv)
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You mean point-ted sticks?

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (krQz2)

86
What England needs is gunpowder, treason and plot
Posted by: Don Black

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What do they teach kids in school? Don't kids learn about that stuff at all? England has such fun history, and they're stuck learning about a punitive religion that makes women wear fugly clothes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (lCaJd)

87 And do away with the royal family. They have stood by while their country was subsumed by fascists and mohommedans.

QEII is dead, now boot the rest.

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (AOsQT)

88 The UK is *gone*. Europe is racing to see if it can beat the UK to the finish land--they too are *gone*.

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

89 Iffn I was a white male in the UK I would be doing everything I could to get the fvck away from their. Sooner or later you are going to be tossed in the nick, even if you don't commit any crime other than being a white male.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (e5NfL)

90 Britain is the biggest advocate for Ukraine. They do a lot of virtue signaling anti Russian acts and proclamations like Lefties normally do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (VofaG)
______________

The mouse that roars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

91 Shabana Banana was one of my favorite characters on H.R. Puffenstuff.

Posted by: When I was a kid at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (dg+HA)

92 man am I ever glad Pops and Grami got the heck out of England 150 years ago!

Posted by: DanMan at April 01, 2025 06:06 PM (8uzBS)

93
You've got red on you...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2025 06:06 PM (y9nCu)

94 [ . ] [ . ]

Posted by: Rick Perry at April 01, 2025 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

95 Life is a journey,
Time is a river,
The door is ajar

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (AjMTL)

96 77 70
NO
KILL
I
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

-1 for lack of Horta sock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (bss/y)

You have no evidence Axeman was not the Horta mom's name.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (n7h9X)

97 Are sharp sticks banned ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (NtVYv)
***

Thag say: UGH! No ban clubs! Thag like clubs. Find woman...thunk. Drag back to cave. Thag say keep silly knives. Thag stay on land bridge.
Ugh.

Posted by: Thag at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (W/lyH)

98 UK has more horse soldiers than tanks

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (FCrpy)

99 81 Too bad the Brits don't have one of those Constitution thingys...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 06:04 PM (VE6XX)
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They claim to have one, it's just ... not written. It's in the oral tradition; actually it's just kind of a tacit understanding.

Shorter version: it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

100 And do away with the royal family. They have stood by while their country was subsumed by fascists and mohommedans.
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Yes, I used to indifferent about the royal family. But you make a great point--if we're going to write off the UK then our parting gift could be the elimination of the worthless wankers that did nothing to speak out when their nation was corrupted beyond redemption.

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

101 The mouse that roars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

The Dutchy of Grand Fenwick won its war.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

102 Islamists are taking over Europe, where there be nukes.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 06:08 PM (i0F8b)

103 You have no evidence Axeman was not the Horta mom's name.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (n7h9X)

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (bss/y)

104 They claim to have one, it's just ... not written. It's in the oral tradition; actually it's just kind of a tacit understanding.

Shorter version: it doesn't exist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
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It's more of a loose set of guidelines than a code.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

105 Fix the blog.

Posted by: Please at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (dg+HA)

106
Iffn I was a white male in the UK I would be doing everything I could to get the fvck away from their. Sooner or later you are going to be tossed in the nick, even if you don't commit any crime other than being a white male.
Posted by: Mister Scott

=============

There's a Brit who has a YouTube channel about getting out. How to do it, where to go, what kind of career/education you need, etc. Just get out, there's nothing there for you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (lCaJd)

107 Earlier today I was contemplating the fact that the Ten Commandments are actually the foundational principles of the survival of civilization. We ignore them at our peril.

I can only think of one reason why the globalists/Marxists hate the Ten Commandments. They have destruction on their minds.
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2025 05:58 PM (Sf2cq)

If you accept that we are actually in a spiritual battle, this all makes sense.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (pJWtt)

108 And do away with the royal family. They have stood by while their country was subsumed by fascists and mohommedans.

QEII is dead, now boot the rest.
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (AOsQT)

They have no power. The King could, theoretically, veto legislation that the ruling party wants and then they'd take that power away from him.

The Royal Family is a tourist attraction. Bread and Circuses to distract the remaining native Brits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

109 We should take out the UK now, while we got the muscle

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (AOsQT)

110 Heh. I just rewatched Zulu a couple of weeks ago. Those guys had grit. The Zulus just needed to wait a bit, the current Brits would see them into the compound bent over, faces in the dirt, pants down and cheeks spread.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (pohLc)

111 [ ] [ ]
[ ] [ ]
[ . ]. [ . ]

Pelosi.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

112 For England, James.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (uh5UL)

113 I know a lot about oral tradition.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (dg+HA)

114 The UK is *gone*. Europe is racing to see if it can beat the UK to the finish land--they too are *gone*.
Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

Europe has the advantage of having a second tier of undemocratic, oppressive, corrupt government on top of the first layer.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (n7h9X)

115 I thought Britain had gotten their balls back when a long time ago the voted in favor of Brexit. Then I knew they hadn't when they just ignored the vote.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (VofaG)

116 So they're totally basing this on pressing need and not European government's desire to utterly destroy the native population.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

To say nothing about calling a 13 old boy an 'incel'... Vile.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (mlg/3)

117 WASH ME!

Posted by: The Blog at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

118 Are we going to have a Leslie Stahl 'kick the idiot' thread?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (bss/y)

119 Someone please explain to me why I'm supposed to give a fuck if Putin does take the rest of Europe (which is ridiculous)?

If this what western Europe is becoming, which is cowardly white lefties genuflecting to foreign barbarians, why should I care? I would honestly have it ruled by Russia than sub literate Islamist rape gangs.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (yvIuj)

120 Hey Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood.
Looky here.
*extends left hand with palm up*
*places right hand above left hand palm with fingers down*
*flips fingers towards Mahmood*
If you know, you know.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (W/lyH)

121 The UK is gone
As Europe circles the drain
But Trump had mean tweets

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)

122 [c]I'll try this and see what happens[/c]

Posted by: DanMan at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (8uzBS)

123 Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?

Posted by: I'm never sure at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (dg+HA)

124 The Royal Family is a tourist attraction. Bread and Circuses to distract the remaining native Brits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

The Queen was the spirit holding the country together, but she's dead now.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (n7h9X)

125 darn!

Posted by: DanMan at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (8uzBS)

126 @77/Aetius451AD: "-1 for lack of Horta sock."

Could have used "Ensign Naraht (Pan Pizza, sausage, extra cheese)"

(From "My Enemy, My Ally" - STTOS book by Diane Duane)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (O7YUW)

127
We should take out the UK now, while we got the muscle
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (AOsQT)

Grand Rapids Girl Scout Troop 384 is busy with a cookie sale.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (y9nCu)

128
Too bad the Brits don't have one of those Constitution thingys...

Posted by: It's me donna

================

When they write a Constitution, the royal family will have to go, which might have been shocking while QEII was alive, but now... cut the loose. The senior royals all have lands that will keep them very rich for their entire lives.

The trouble is, what kind of Constitution would they write now? One shudders to think.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (lCaJd)

129 71 58 Good Haiku format
grey boxes are artistic
hamsters are centered
Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:03 PM (oY6Yp)
Very good. Have some more saki

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (p4vtc)

130 "Prabjeet Veadhesa and Sukhman Shergill"

These names might be Sikh. Probably not muzzie. There is violence and gang activity amongst all religious groups from the Subcontinent, unfortunately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (8zz6B)

131 You have no evidence Axeman was not the Horta mom's name.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:07 PM (n7h9X)

+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD
......

Janus V1 birth certificate lists mother's name: Hortamom.

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

132 114 The UK is *gone*. Europe is racing to see if it can beat the UK to the finish land--they too are *gone*.
Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

Europe has the advantage of having a second tier of undemocratic, oppressive, corrupt government on top of the first layer.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:10 PM (n7h9X)

Remember all those folks who said that the 'Great Replacement' theory was all a conspiracy?

/Looks at Europe...

Uhhhh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (QAkQ3)

133 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-13
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 1, 2025 (PDT)
Launch Time: 4:39 p.m. PDT, 2339 UTC - April 2, 01:39 CEDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/PsWR797oOsc

From California so note time zones.

Posted by: Ciampino - time zone at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (sPQoU)

134 @118 Lesley Stahl's question to the Israeli Hamas hostage "do you think they were starving you or did they not have enough food?" should be a career ender. CBS of course is going down the drain so she can go with it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (2ZThz)

135 Any news on the WI election ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 06:14 PM (VE6XX)

136 *CBS of course is going down the drain so she can go with it.*

We're fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 01, 2025 06:15 PM (dg+HA)

137 Someone please explain to me why I'm supposed to give a fuck if Putin does take the rest of Europe (which is ridiculous)?

If this what western Europe is becoming, which is cowardly white lefties genuflecting to foreign barbarians, why should I care? I would honestly have it ruled by Russia than sub literate Islamist rape gangs.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (yvIuj)

Nobody explains why Putin would want Europe. No resources, no industry, most countries slavering to attack each other. Putin gets good use out of Chechens that he was fighting a short time ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:15 PM (n7h9X)

138 When they write a Constitution, the royal family will have to go, which might have been shocking while QEII was alive, but now... cut the loose. The senior royals all have lands that will keep them very rich for their entire lives.

The trouble is, what kind of Constitution would they write now? One shudders to think.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (lCaJd)

In a righteous world, Prince William has read Trump's book and has been staying in the White House learning as fast as he can.
But probably not.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:15 PM (W/lyH)

139 Hey, DC finally disbarred Hunter Biden

Posted by: gKWVE with the house power out at April 01, 2025 06:15 PM (2Ib1v)

140 They have no power. The King could, theoretically, veto legislation that the ruling party wants and then they'd take that power away from him.

The Royal Family is a tourist attraction. Bread and Circuses to distract the remaining native Brits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

Much like the US Congress and its ability to control the Government with power of the purse, and to oversee the Courts...

Power not used, will eventually cease to exist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:16 PM (QAkQ3)

141 Someone please explain to me why I'm supposed to give a fuck if Putin does take the rest of Europe (which is ridiculous)?
Posted by: UGAdawg

The gallows humor here is, why on earth would Putin want countries like France and the UK now? They've turned themselves into unwanted territories filled with the worst.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:16 PM (mlg/3)

142 Prime Minister Herr Starmer with his monocle and cigarette holder in hand

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2025 06:16 PM (GITLP)

143 (From "My Enemy, My Ally" - STTOS book by Diane Duane)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (O7YUW)

Damn. I figured I was the only one here who might have read those. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2025 06:16 PM (bss/y)

144 Nobody explains why Putin would want Europe. No resources, no industry, most countries slavering to attack each other. Putin gets good use out of Chechens that he was fighting a short time ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:15 PM (n7h9X)

No where near enough resources or manpower to occupy EU countries...

And you don't attack your CUSTOMERS...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:17 PM (QAkQ3)

145 The gallows humor here is, why on earth would Putin want countries like France and the UK now? They've turned themselves into unwanted territories filled with the worst.

.. a poison pill

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2025 06:17 PM (GITLP)

146 134 @118 Lesley Stahl's question to the Israeli Hamas hostage "do you think they were starving you or did they not have enough food?" should be a career ender. CBS of course is going down the drain so she can go with it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (2ZThz)

I wonder what she thinks of rape and murder victims....

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (jvJvP)

147 I don't expect you to believe this, because I had trouble accepting it myself....but the fact of the matter is that we, in the US, are better informed of the events within the UK than they are.

They look at stories like some grandmother getting arrested for praying as a novelty and a one off occurrence that will be swiftly remedied, and go on with their lives. When VP Vance goes and makes a speech outlining their outright opposition to Freedom of Speech they think he's talking about some place else.

The UK is hopelessly uninformed of their own straights. I just read a story the other day where two parents were speaking on a school app negatively (and quite congenially) about education in their locale. The school called the police who had them in a holding cell for 11 hours while simultaneously threatening their legal counselor with the same. The entire article was the parents absolutely shocked and surprised by this. No one in the UK is looking around. The lack of situational awareness is mindboggling. And, the media reinforces the ignorance.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (dIske)

148 When they write a Constitution, the royal family will have to go, which might have been shocking while QEII was alive, but now... cut the loose. The senior royals all have lands that will keep them very rich for their entire lives.

The trouble is, what kind of Constitution would they write now? One shudders to think.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (lCaJd)

Not really, you just write the fam into the Constitution. When we had to do a constitution in HS, my group wrote a Constitutional Dictatorship. The President could fire and reappoint congressmen when he wanted to.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (n7h9X)

149 England is cooked. It's unfathomably sad, but it's done.

Posted by: Crawford Tillinghast at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (FlSGo)

150 134 @118 Lesley Stahl's question to the Israeli Hamas hostage "do you think they were starving you or did they not have enough food?" should be a career ender. CBS of course is going down the drain so she can go with it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (2ZThz)

Note, they still have US citizen hostages...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)

151 It Is Center Sin
Not Deadly So The Tell Me
But Aggravating

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:19 PM (VofaG)

152
Note, they still have US citizen hostages...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)

1 live one and 4 dead supposedly but who knows now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 06:19 PM (VE6XX)

153 @146 she'd ask "do you think your concert outfit was too revealing?".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:19 PM (2ZThz)

154 Pretty stiff competition for that title, but you make a good case for Starmer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

Zelenskyyy is arguably responsible for a greater number of deaths among his own people, but Starmer is just getting started...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:19 PM (8zz6B)

155
$

Posted by: wth at April 01, 2025 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

156 Lesley Stahl's question to the Israeli Hamas hostage "do you think they were starving you or did they not have enough food?" should be a career ender. CBS of course is going down the drain so she can go with it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 06:13 PM (2ZThz)

She needs to be bitch slapped into next week.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:20 PM (W/lyH)

157 And you don't attack your CUSTOMERS...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:17 PM (QAkQ3)

Right ?

Posted by: Disney at April 01, 2025 06:20 PM (uh5UL)

158 Are sharp sticks banned ?

Soon. Also, [ JohnCleeseVoice ] bhaw-nah-nahs [ /JohnCleeseVoice ].

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 06:20 PM (/y8xj)

159 Very good. Have some more saki
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (p4vtc)
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As they say at my favorite Japanese restaurant: "More saki, more happy!"

Posted by: The Blog at April 01, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

160
Not really, you just write the fam into the Constitution. When we had to do a constitution in HS, my group wrote a Constitutional Dictatorship. The President could fire and reappoint congressmen when he wanted to.
Posted by: Oldcat

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How do you write in a hereditary monarchy? If you're going to do that, you might as well leave the government as-is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:21 PM (lCaJd)

161 Fun fact about Two-Tier Kier:

He was head of Crown Prosecution Services and Director of Public Prosecutions from 2008 - 2013. AAAAnd guess what was being reported at that time? Any guesses?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:22 PM (mlg/3)

162 Britain is scared to death that the 15% of the population will rise up against the Crown. You know, the muzzies.
And they should be. It will take blood to get their country back. If they fail in this, this is a textbook example of the death of an Empire.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:23 PM (W/lyH)

163 We need to smuggle guns to UK farmers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

164
On Ace's forum
You will find yourself a post
Stuck in the Middle

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)

165 I think there should be a rule that if you can't throw a decent opening day pitch, you're ineligible to be President.

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (uh5UL)

166 Mother's Day in England, Starmer posts a note on Ramadom.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (4GPKZ)

167 47 "Nobody's going to ban knives!" they told me in 9th grade Speech class, after my persuasion speech on gun control.

"you won't be stopped just for failing to wear a seat belt" they told us as they passed seat belt legislation.

Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)

168 You know, the muzzies.
And they should be. It will take blood to get their country back. If they fail in this, this is a textbook example of the death of an Empire.
Posted by: Diogenes

Happens.

Posted by: the Byzantines at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (RgW1J)

169 Centerville!

Posted by: A Great Place To Raise Your Kids at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

170 Any Constitution should be written with an accompanying book , volumes if necessary, that lays out exactly what everything in the Constitution means and its intent. Even going as far as defining every word.

FU attorneys.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:25 PM (VofaG)

171 “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2025 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

172 God bless our Founders for separating us from that island prison

Posted by: Josephistan at April 01, 2025 06:25 PM (G0Uu2)

173 I think there should be a rule that if you can't throw a decent opening day pitch, you're ineligible to be President.
Posted by: jsg

FUN FACT

Trump was captain of his college baseball team, and was recruited by at least one MLB team to go pro.

Posted by: Yer Fun Fact Pal at April 01, 2025 06:26 PM (RgW1J)

174
England is cooked. It's unfathomably sad, but it's done.
Posted by: Crawford Tillinghast

============

I'm trying to think if there's ANYTHING that could slap them back into sanity, but all I can come up with is stuff like Hitler II, an air raid on London, space aliens... But I can't think of any power on earth that has a reason to attack them (Israel and America always first in line) and they don't seem to care about an enemy doing it the slow way from within. There's nothing that fazes them, not even rape clubs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:26 PM (lCaJd)

175 If this what western Europe is becoming, which is cowardly white lefties genuflecting to foreign barbarians, why should I care? I would honestly have it ruled by Russia than sub literate Islamist rape gangs.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2025 06:11 PM (yvIuj)

Russia should start a campaign to recruit based immigrants from the UK and Western Europe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

176 We should take out the UK now, while we got the muscle
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (AOsQT)

Turnabout is fair play, they tried it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (NtVYv)

177 Not really, you just write the fam into the Constitution. When we had to do a constitution in HS, my group wrote a Constitutional Dictatorship. The President could fire and reappoint congressmen when he wanted to.
Posted by: Oldcat

=============

How do you write in a hereditary monarchy? If you're going to do that, you might as well leave the government as-is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:21 PM (lCaJd)

A constitution just writes down the roles and rules of the Government. The USSR had one.

In this case, it wasn't the king that caused this problem. It is the fact that there is NO limit on what Parliament can do. No freedom of speech, no rights of Englishmen enumerated. The head of the Royals could be put in as a check to an out of control Parliament.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

178 164
On Ace's forum
You will find yourself a post
Stuck in the Middle
Posted by: Axeman at
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https://tinyurl.com/2up2e7mh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (4GPKZ)

179 Centerville!
Posted by: A Great Place To Raise Your Kids

Hooterville!

Try the hotscakes!

Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 01, 2025 06:28 PM (RgW1J)

180 Victornix manufacturer of Swiss Army Knives has a non knife for England. No blade just a spoon.... you know which could be sharpened by 8th century 75IQ muzzie and used to kill white native english children.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 01, 2025 06:28 PM (17s+e)

181 There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.

Posted by: Nicolas Chamfort at April 01, 2025 06:28 PM (dg+HA)

182 I think Johnny Rotten said it best:

No future
No future
No future for you
No future
No future
No future for me
No future
No future
No future for you
No future
No future for you

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 06:28 PM (dGCAG)

183 Starmer's a good man. Leader of the Free World!

Posted by: Sid at April 01, 2025 06:28 PM (H3cwr)

184 What a bunch of wankers.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (f1kZG)

185 137 Nobody explains why Putin would want Europe. No resources, no industry, most countries slavering to attack each other.

warm water ports

Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (oY6Yp)

186 >Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 06:20 PM (/y8xj)

Sadly, John Cleese is nothing but a ranting TDS Tard on Substack. Bumper crop of those on that platform now.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (NKSUN)

187 That's okay, we have republican US Senator's taking our gun rights away.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (/U5Yz)

188 Hey Sid, your PO is wondering where you are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)

189 I'm trying to think if there's ANYTHING that could slap them back into sanity, but all I can come up with is stuff like Hitler II, an air raid on London, space aliens...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Pretty much. My slightly more realistic idea: take over as many councils as possible. Hold a convention of the councils and pass an actual constitution that protects citizens . No 'positive rights'; aka right to housing, medcare, etc. Only restrictions on government.

Meanwhile, get to know the local cops really, really, really well. Send them nice notes of encouragement. Then get to know the local judges just as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (mlg/3)

190 I thought Sid died bravely in The Ukraine.

Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (dQoNW)

191 Val-U-Rite vodka
Shelf akimbo, contents dashed
Asleep on the floor

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (Dm8we)

192 187 That's okay, we have republican US Senator's taking our gun rights away.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Remember
Vote Cornen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (4GPKZ)

193 Sadly, John Cleese is nothing but a ranting TDS Tard on Substack.

Yeah, but you can't judge his work from half a century ago by his wankerness now.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (/y8xj)

194 167 47 "Nobody's going to ban knives!" they told me in 9th grade Speech class, after my persuasion speech on gun control.

"you won't be stopped just for failing to wear a seat belt" they told us as they passed seat belt legislation.
Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)

"Nobody's going to ban protesting near abortion clinics."
"Nobody's going to ban free speech in front of city hall."
"Nobody's going to ban speech on the internet."
"Nobody's going to ban silent prayer."

Posted by: The slippery slope is real and very slippery at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (mYVyx)

195 Has England ever been anything but a bit queer?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (/U5Yz)

196 What a bunch of wankers.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (f1kZG)
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I think that word has lost a lot of it's sting when you can consider it mainstream to chop the whole thing off, and pretend you're a woman.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2)

197 Russia should start a campaign to recruit based immigrants from the UK and Western Europe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

I used to watch a dude iEarlGrey, an expat Brit soldier who married a Russian and was doing software in Russia. He was doing shows about the war when at some point his wife demanded he do something practical to help and he did a number of runs into the rear zones taking medicine, clothes and supplies to the just captured smashed areas in Donbas, Mariopol, and so on. He's censored out by the west.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (n7h9X)

198
the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
Posted by: Crusader

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That's an interesting passage from Solzhenitsyn, and the first time I've seen it. I think, however, that he's wrong to say the machine would have ground to a halt. Resisters would have BEEN ground to a halt and the machine would have been made stronger and deadlier. I believe in resistance but I think it would have been suicide under Stalin. Where does that leave us? Stop all Stalins before they come to power.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (lCaJd)

199 warm water ports
Posted by: anachronda

The US could really mess with Europe by sending a bunch of female Navy officers to work as harbor pilots.

Posted by: Mr. Idea Guy at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (RgW1J)

200 I'm trying to think if there's ANYTHING that could slap them back into sanity, but all I can come up with is stuff like Hitler II, an air raid on London, space aliens... But I can't think of any power on earth that has a reason to attack them (Israel and America always first in line) and they don't seem to care about an enemy doing it the slow way from within. There's nothing that fazes them, not even rape clubs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:26 PM (lCaJd)

I have an idea.

Posted by: Adrian Veidt at April 01, 2025 06:33 PM (dGCAG)

201 I thought Sid died bravely in The Ukraine.

Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (dQoNW)
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With Beau by his side.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

202 warm water ports
Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (oY6Yp)

If we do nothing in 5 years, Russia will have warm water ports !

Posted by: Greta Autism at April 01, 2025 06:34 PM (uh5UL)

203 My only hope is that as UK circles the drain it is embedded with Scrubbing Bubbles so my toilet is kissing fresh for the rest of Europe.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 01, 2025 06:34 PM (wBaIH)

204 We should take out the UK now, while we got the muscle
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM (AOsQT)

Grand Rapids Girl Scout Troop 384 is busy with a cookie sale.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2025 06:12 PM (y9nCu)

Let's send Meghan and Harry, and their kids. They might do enough damage on their own to finish the UK, without risking our kids.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

205 I thought Sid died bravely in The Ukraine.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 06:31 PM (dQoNW)

Heroin overdose, after murdering Nancy Spurgeon.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 06:34 PM (dGCAG)

206 Nobody explains why Putin would want Europe. No resources, no industry, most countries slavering to attack each other.

warm water ports
Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (oY6Yp)

He only needs those to trade with Europe. He can already rail to China

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:35 PM (n7h9X)

207 Val-U-Rite vodka
Shelf akimbo, contents dashed
Asleep on the floor
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Both samurai swords and haikus are BANNED

Posted by: Sir Keir Sturmer at April 01, 2025 06:36 PM (RgW1J)

208 If we do nothing in 5 years, Russia will have warm water ports !
Posted by: Greta Autism at April 01, 2025 06:34 PM (uh5UL)
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I like warm water sports!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 01, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)

209 "Nobody's going to ban protesting near abortion clinics."
"Nobody's going to ban free speech in front of city hall."
"Nobody's going to ban speech on the internet."
"Nobody's going to ban silent prayer."
Posted by: The slippery slope is real and very slippery at April 01, 2025 06:32 PM (mYVyx)

What ever you do, if you find yourself walking past a planned Parenthood clinic, do NOT look down at the sidewalk, and if you do, and see $20 laying there, for the love of God, do NOT stop to pick it up. SWAT will nail your ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:36 PM (W/lyH)

210 There's nothing that fazes them, not even rape clubs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---

If you don't care about
your women
being raped
What does one care about?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:36 PM (4GPKZ)

211 In this case, it wasn't the king that caused this problem. It is the fact that there is NO limit on what Parliament can do. No freedom of speech, no rights of Englishmen enumerated. The head of the Royals could be put in as a check to an out of control Parliament.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

So, kinda like the current US Judiciary then...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (QAkQ3)

212
it wasn't the king that caused this problem. It is the fact that there is NO limit on what Parliament can do. No freedom of speech, no rights of Englishmen enumerated. The head of the Royals could be put in as a check to an out of control Parliament.
Posted by: Oldcat

============

The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that a hereditary monarchy with actual ruling powers might be the best thing for England right now -- or the bets thing after Charles dies, and after William di -- okay, maybe they need to be strangled in the Tower and then Kemi Badenoch is coronated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (lCaJd)

213 They have no power. The King could, theoretically, veto legislation that the ruling party wants and then they'd take that power away from him.

The Royal Family is a tourist attraction. Bread and Circuses to distract the remaining native Brits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 06:09 PM

The King could dissolve the entire UK parliment and call for new elections. I doubt that he would have the stones to do that and even if he did, I doubt the current government would listen to him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (e5NfL)

214 Some good news-

The UK's submarine nukes are owned by the US, and leased to the UK. All maintenance is done in Georgia (the moonlight in the pines one).

Posted by: Additional Fun Fact at April 01, 2025 06:38 PM (RgW1J)

215 Both samurai swords and haikus are BANNED
Posted by: Sir Keir Sturmer at April 01, 2025 06:36 PM (RgW1J)

Haiku banned they say
No more their song is sung.
I'll be in the Pub.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:39 PM (W/lyH)

216 Disembodied Wankers would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

217 Feed me

Posted by: the barrel at April 01, 2025 06:39 PM (x3FqK)

218 A 'fascism' expert is leaving the US for Canada over fears Donald Trump is implementing the ideology.

Jason Stanley, a philosopher and professor at Yale, made the announcement Monday, in an interview with MSNBC.

So much winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:39 PM (/U5Yz)

219 U.K. has a submarine?
Who built it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:40 PM (4GPKZ)

220 214 Some good news-

The UK's submarine nukes are owned by the US, and leased to the UK. All maintenance is done in Georgia (the moonlight in the pines one).
Posted by: Additional Fun Fact

Can we remote detonate them?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:40 PM (/U5Yz)

221 In 1789 the French got so fed up they just went on an unhinged killing spree.

Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2025 06:40 PM (0Gnoc)

222 If the British are really serious about stopping violence the only solution is to cut off everyone’s hands.

Posted by: JackWayne at April 01, 2025 06:41 PM (CC2oZ)

223 The wolf is groomed

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 01, 2025 06:41 PM (IQhz0)

224 So neat and trim

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 01, 2025 06:42 PM (IQhz0)

225
Forum bans Haikus
This line makes no difference
Go drink saki now

Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 01, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

226 Red Riding Hood

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 01, 2025 06:42 PM (IQhz0)

227 is chasing him

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (IQhz0)

228 Prabjeet Veadhesa and Sukhman Shergill, both 17, were sentenced to life in prison, with a minimum of 18 years, for Ronan's murder.

Good British lads I can tell by their names

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (t0Rmr)

229 The King could dissolve the entire UK parliment and call for new elections. I doubt that he would have the stones to do that and even if he did, I doubt the current government would listen to him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (e5NfL)
***

If a flight of Harrier jets over flies London, no one would care. But if a few Spitfires did, the city would stop and weep. They are stuck in the past, and will pay the price for that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (W/lyH)

230 ---Burma Shave---

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (IQhz0)

231 warm water ports
Posted by: anachronda at April 01, 2025 06:29 PM (oY6Yp)
****
I don't know why I read that as
Warm water sports.

Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (0Gnoc)

232 Step One (of globalists): Import full Muslim, accept Sharia, hate all white culture.

Step Two: ??

Step Three: Globalists establish New World Order and Run The World.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2025 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

233 In 1789 the French got so fed up they just went on an unhinged killing spree.
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2025 06:40 PM (0Gnoc)

I hate when they try to compare the American Revolution as similar. The French have been commies before there was communism.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

234 The King could dissolve the entire UK parliment and call for new elections. I doubt that he would have the stones to do that and even if he did, I doubt the current government would listen to him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (e5NfL)

Its customary that he can do that, but it isn't actual law. Parliament has deposed Royals, and killed them. England depended on the idea that the upper class would retain the ideals and traditions that led their country to greatness. But they did not they embraced corruption and thuggery to coddle Muslims.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (n7h9X)

235 A good topic for a Gub Thread discussion would be how to make a serviceable firearm from scratch using available or repurposed materials to make the gun and the ammo. Say a 2-shot derringer to be used if some crazed muzzie sets upon you with a knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (8zz6B)

236 Weaponized and militarized cops at it again.

https://tinyurl.com/bdf9cwbz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (/U5Yz)

237
If they were stuck in the past
they'd be killin' muzzies

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (4GPKZ)

238
Can you imagine when ace comes back here to put up the Cafe thread and sees what's going on here? All this centering? I hope he clicks into the comments and just about melts with sorrow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:45 PM (lCaJd)

239 Europe is truly buggered.

The psychos are running the asylum.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 06:45 PM (aPY1X)

240 “Minorities” is sort of misleading anyway. Whitey is like 4% of the world population. Maybe Old Blighty ought to try and keep that in perspective

Posted by: Common Tatter at April 01, 2025 06:45 PM (l+ype)

241 235 A good topic for a Gub Thread discussion would be how to make a serviceable firearm from scratch using available or repurposed materials to make the gun and the ammo. Say a 2-shot derringer to be used if some crazed muzzie sets upon you with a knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:44 PM (8zz6B)

Yearrgh!

Posted by: The Gorn at April 01, 2025 06:45 PM (i0F8b)

242 vvvvvvvvv
vvvvvvv
vvvvv
vvv
vv
v

Posted by: Claudia Cardinale at April 01, 2025 06:45 PM (Dv3i1)

243 Since we are still centered, Ace and Cobs have left the building ... Fire at Will.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (Cus5s)

244
The "constitution" of the UK is largely convention. The monarch has a lot of power, theoretically, but by "convention" doesn't exercise it. If he did, it would be a shit storm.

Yep, King Chuckles could dissolve parliament, and even, if I understand it, throw out the entire govt, and just appoint his own PM and other ministers.

Doing that, would well, that would be nuclear option, and could well end the monarchy, depending on how things shook out. It could also save the UK.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

245 It's like a real-life implementation of that insipid "equity" poster of the three people trying to peep a baseball game from outside the stadium. Except, instead of boxes that the pygmies are standing on, there are officials piling up dead bodies of white men for them to step on. And instead of a ball game, they're all trying to get a glimpse of the day's Cultural Revolution struggle session.

England doesn't seem to be sick of it yet. It'll either collapse under the weight of immigrant-induced equity-overload or see a surge of Tommy Robinson backbone not seen since the Brits chucked out the Romans.

Posted by: red speck at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (oylnX)

246 This Newsmax IPO is cah-razy. It opened yesterday at $14. Closed today at $233. It's now valued at $6 billion more than Fox Corp.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (paSBy)

247 Forum bans Haikus
This line makes no difference
Go drink saki now
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 01, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

Saki for women
Real men drink Tillamore Dew
Happiness for all.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (W/lyH)

248 Problem with attacking muzzies
is
they stab you in the back

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (4GPKZ)

249 Per The Hamilton Corner currently streaming on utube.

Colorado HB 25 - 1312
It's Colorado so it'll likely pass.
If you have really young children or are planning to, get out of that state.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (L8+qQ)

250 "A good topic for a Gub Thread discussion would be how to make a serviceable firearm from scratch using available or repurposed materials to make the gun and the ammo."

Posted by: The Gorn at April 01, 2025 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

251 Nood Leslie Stahl.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2025 06:47 PM (f1kZG)

252 This could be ace's idea of an April Fools Joke....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 06:47 PM (VNX3d)

253 We will overcome
Our Viking past is prologue
Just kidding we're cucks

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2025 06:47 PM (UJ+K5)

254 235 A good topic for a Gub Thread discussion would be how to make a serviceable firearm from scratch using available or repurposed materials to make the gun and the ammo. Say a 2-shot derringer to be used if some crazed muzzie sets upon you with a knife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Zip guns used to be popular in the hood until they were replaced by stolen or straw purchased 9's.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (/U5Yz)

255 What is this centrist pap?

I'M RIGHT-JUSTIFIED, DAMMIT!

Posted by: red speck at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (oylnX)

256 I think there should be a rule that if you can't throw a decent opening day pitch, you're ineligible to be President.
Posted by: jsg

Speaking of:
@Breaking911
Defense Secretary Hegseth throws ball with the troops 🇺🇸
x.com/Breaking911/status/1907194401266270380

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (mlg/3)

257 In this case, it wasn't the king that caused this problem. It is the fact that there is NO limit on what Parliament can do. No freedom of speech, no rights of Englishmen enumerated. The head of the Royals could be put in as a check to an out of control Parliament.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

So, kinda like the current US Judiciary then...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:37 PM (QAkQ3)

Yeah. The founders modeled the President after a ruling king, just one that is elected and serves fixed term. But they did not repeat the mistake of a ruling legislature, since they knew England well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (n7h9X)

258 Sigh, nood...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (mlg/3)

259
King Chuckles
is
all in on the muzzie thing

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (4GPKZ)

260 Yep, King Chuckles could dissolve parliament, and even, if I understand it, throw out the entire govt, and just appoint his own PM and other ministers.

Doing that, would well, that would be nuclear option, and could well end the monarchy, depending on how things shook out. It could also save the UK.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

Chuck has cancer, and just entered hospital last week to deal with a bad reaction to his "treatments". He's not long for this world. The burden of decision is going to fall upon william, who I hope is made of sterner stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (8zz6B)

261 Since we are still centered, Ace and Cobs have left the building ... Fire at Will.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (Cus5s)
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What did I do?!!

Posted by: Will at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (krQz2)

262 Doing that, would well, that would be nuclear option, and could well end the monarchy, depending on how things shook out. It could also save the UK.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2025 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

Well, seeing as how over the last 100 years, Britain fell from the worlds largest Empire, to third world dominated shit hole... all on its own efforts.

The Empire fell, without losing a War... Without a Major Revolution anywhere (post US Rev)... all through their own actions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 06:48 PM (QAkQ3)

263
In 1789 the French got so fed up they just went on an unhinged killing spree.
Posted by: torabora

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There was a time when the Europeans had a little red blood in them. I'd love to see disgusted Brits overthrow their entire government in a big, bloody revolution. Throw out all the Muslim mayors and MPs, turn the royals out, write a Constitution, start fresh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:49 PM (lCaJd)

264 >Nood Leslie Stahl.

ew
maybe 50 years ago, but today? hard pass

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 06:52 PM (AOsQT)

265 The common failure of all the European Democracies is that the government thinks it is a separate, higher class than the proles and it hates them. So they have no sense of responsibility to the electorate or even to the country they rule. They just gnaw and chew at their own vitals like rabid dogs.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

266 This is where Michael Savage would play this: https://tinyurl.com/mr3h7hd2

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 01, 2025 06:54 PM (9YSsw)

267 There was a time when the Europeans had a little red blood in them. I'd love to see disgusted Brits overthrow their entire government in a big, bloody revolution. Throw out all the Muslim mayors and MPs, turn the royals out, write a Constitution, start fresh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:49 PM (lCaJd)

There's more strength in a nation and less in an oppressive government than most think. What does the nation do if the populace does the minimum or less. The Germans just repudiated 20 percent of the country. France, the likely next majority leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:59 PM (n7h9X)

268 Sid's doing drugs again.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 01, 2025 07:03 PM (dgRL6)

269 101 The mouse that roars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

The Dutchy of Grand Fenwick won its war.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2025 06:08 PM (n7h9X)
_____________

Yep. So the mice are 1-0. For now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

270 There was a time when the Europeans had a little red blood in them. I'd love to see disgusted Brits overthrow their entire government in a big, bloody revolution. Throw out all the Muslim mayors and MPs, turn the royals out, write a Constitution, start fresh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 06:49 PM (lCaJd)
_______________

We should do the same thing with our diverse female mayors, DAs, and other public officials. With one exception, they're catastrophically bad, corrupt, and shameless self-dealing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

271
What about being attacked by fruit and a pointed stick?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2025 07:30 PM (OgWfa)

272 Me doing the math

https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?si=SkGmOlGSKw6zfKIu

Posted by: Goodjay at April 01, 2025 08:47 PM (MDyYb)

273 The solution is to ban CTRL-E.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at April 01, 2025 10:01 PM (bWR5k)

274 Makes me sick to my stomach - thousands of awesome American lives lost and wasted defending European waste of sperm 80 + years ago

Posted by: crjd at April 02, 2025 07:45 AM (4XZ29)

275 They’re past the point of elections solving this. I like Nigel but he and Reform aren’t gonna do shit to fix things. The remedy will need to be…..revolutionary.

Honestly, I think they’ve lost their country, and the white collaborators in their govt, police and judiciary are going to find out the hard way within the next decade. At least those they sold out will be able to enjoy watching THAT

Posted by: Trump at April 02, 2025 10:06 AM (sIw3g)

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