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New Frenz Cafe

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by Maksymillian

#PeaceInOurTime.

Herding dog gets his reward.

Sad dog can use a hug.

This dog has stubby legs but a heart that's six feet tall.

Strutters.

Dog reenacts Sunset Boulevard. (Spoiler.)

Wednesday energy crash.

Geese react to their master pretending to feint. Okay, so they don't administer CPR or anything, but it's nice that they noticed.

Classic art updated for the Internet Age.

This dog learned to climb the steps by watching Space Invaders (and/or Centipede).

Democrats amirite

Skateboarding pug.


Inman:

The Karate Cat.

Taking out the soy trash.

Deer crossing.

Maybe an overreaction...

This cow doesn't want to be part of your stupid TikTok stunt.


Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2025 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

2 Ace, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:38 PM (aOqEy)

3 Ace mooned us.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 07:39 PM (Ig5tL)

4 New Frenz video is sweet. But I don't have a doggie door for just this reason.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 07:39 PM (wX56x)

5 #PeaceInOurTime.

Peas in Our Thyme

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2025 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

6 198 When I was a kid, my favorite radio show ( I know, I know, 'What's a 'radio show'?) was 'Johnny Dollar' private investigator.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Lady lady lady
Why do you holler

Ain't nobody seen your
Johnny Dollar
Posted by: Miklos, witjh some Carolina Beach Music at March 26, 2025 07:36 PM (RgW1J)

Not Chicken Man?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:40 PM (GiTcZ)

7 There's nothing better than a glass of milk so fresh it was milked at your table.

Be sure to tip your cow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2025 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

8
Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2025 07:42 PM (5Iuq/)

9 Geese react to their master pretending to feint. Okay, so they don't administer CPR or anything, but it's nice that they noticed.

Or faint. Potato, Tomato

Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2025 07:42 PM (kcNOc)

10 8
Good evening, everyone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2025 07:42 PM (5Iuq/)

Hola. Como Estas?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:43 PM (aOqEy)

11 Petition to change this thread's name to Ace is a Faggot That Can't be Bothered to Post More Than Four Times a day Thread

Posted by: Robotic knob bob at March 26, 2025 07:43 PM (7D5gk)

12
What is she teaching the dalmation -- the zig heil trick??

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 07:44 PM (gDTuA)

13 Geese were worried there mom couldn't take care of them anymore

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2025 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

14 Hola. Como Estas?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:43 PM (aOqEy)

Asi Asi

Todavía no está muerto

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM (gbOdA)

15 Dog on right side is correct:

https://is.gd/nh1CCW

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM (/tzYP)

16
All I could hear was "zig heil...zig heil...zig heil."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM (gDTuA)

17 The glory hole has a missing troll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM (Ig5tL)

18 Did somebody get a spanking today?

Posted by: fd at March 26, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

19 Overreaction video: Judges say: "NO!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 26, 2025 07:46 PM (tT6L1)

20 Todavía no está muerto

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM

Bien.

Yo tampoco estoy muerto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:47 PM (aOqEy)

21 Geese were worried there mom couldn't take care of them anymore
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2025 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

——-

They were just trying to confirm she was dead before pecking the flesh off her face.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2025 07:48 PM (k5PtY)

22 TIL that the French don't dock their sheeps' tails.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 26, 2025 07:49 PM (hB7mE)

23 I think he was shaving his balls and missed a bit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:49 PM (MNlW6)

24 That final video, LOL!!! What an amazing world we live in!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:49 PM (sAmhv)

25 By the way, before I made the call, I watched the "boot to the chest" multiple times, just to make sure I got the call right.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 26, 2025 07:50 PM (tT6L1)

26 The little dachshund running the obstacle course was so cute.

Posted by: Tuna at March 26, 2025 07:50 PM (lJ0H4)

27 Picture is somewhere in Poland?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2025 07:51 PM (PiwSw)

28 25 By the way, before I made the call, I watched the "boot to the chest" multiple times, just to make sure I got the call right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 26, 2025 07:50 PM (tT6L1)

Couple of years ago DH played that video to the boy, and from that point on, that's all I heard. Followed by hysterical laughter to the point of tears. I'd say it hit hard in the 12 to 15 year old range.

I just thought it was weird.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:51 PM (MNlW6)

29 Did Snuffalufagus strangle Jeffrey Epstein?

Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 07:52 PM (Ig5tL)

30 Oops, misread, it was "boot to the head."

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:52 PM (MNlW6)

31 And then there's the "shoot 'em in the dick" video.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:52 PM (MNlW6)

32 Geese were worried there mom couldn't take care of them anymore
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2025 07:44 PM


If it was cats they would be coming to feed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2025 07:53 PM (2O5Io)

33 27 Picture is somewhere in Poland?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2025 07:51 PM (PiwSw)



Yes. That shop sign is in polish. Print shop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:53 PM (aOqEy)

34 Did Big Bird really rape children on Epstein Island?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

35 NYC school’s pet chicken "Waffles" has passed from a prolapsed vent and torn cloaca despite parents shelling out $2K in vet bills.

Posted by: Something's fishy at March 26, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

36 34 Did Big Bird really rape children on Epstein Island?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

Until the list is released, it's a fair assumption.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 07:54 PM (aOqEy)

37 Posted by: Robotic knob bob at March 26, 2025 07:43 PM

Do we come to your place of relaxation and slapped the dick out of your mouth? We do not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2025 07:55 PM (2O5Io)

38 And then there's the "shoot 'em in the dick" video.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2025 07:52 PM (MNlW6)

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Ever watch "Idiocracy" wherein they run a show called, "Owe My Balls?" Ever wonder why guys tend to laugh hysterically when they see that?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 26, 2025 07:55 PM (tT6L1)

39 Posted by: Robotic knob bob at March 26, 2025 07:43 PM (7D5gk)

Why I too have fantasies about strange men I follow around the internet, you fellow fierce hetero you

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 26, 2025 07:55 PM (gKWVE)

40 Bert and Ernie were frequent guest at Diddy's parties. The vile things they did to Justin Bieber. No wonder Justin is a mess.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:56 PM (sAmhv)

41 chicken "Waffles" has passed from a prolapsed vent and torn cloaca

Does KFC have a bucket of cloaca?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2025 07:57 PM (VePT1)

42 Dog on right side is correct:

https://is.gd/nh1CCW

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 07:45 PM (/tzYP)

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Of course! But I cannot put clothes on my doggeh. He is elderly and far too dignified for such pretense.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 07:57 PM (wX56x)

43 35, yes, that is very suspicious ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2025 07:58 PM (/Ghsb)

44 Oscar the Grouch touched Robotic knob bob in his no no place. Get counseling, bob.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

45 Grover didn't molest anyone, did he? That would crush me.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 08:01 PM (wX56x)

46 Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2025 08:01 PM (3ImbR)

47 Oscar the Grouch touched Robotic knob bob in his no no place. Get counseling, bob.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

You know who else had his knob bobbed?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at March 26, 2025 08:02 PM (8zz6B)

48 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at March 26, 2025 08:02 PM (2O5Io)

49 Re. Heartwarming video... I figured one of them would be bringing a bear [cub] back to the house.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:02 PM (/tzYP)

50 tcn, I saw you were asking about the MoMe. Info is in the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2025 08:02 PM (Fqh59)

51
46 Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2025 08:01 PM (3ImbR)

I fear the Anti-Muslim backlash this will cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 08:02 PM (aOqEy)

52 Muppets don't even have genitals. They're like Jonah Goldberg; they lack sexual desire.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2025 08:03 PM (XCUp7)

53 When the Epstein files and Diddy trial is over, the whole lie of Sesame Street will come crashing down. It was a horror show of depravity!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (sAmhv)

54 New German term - Autobomb?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (Ee5Zc)

55 Little fat bunny ran across the road last night as I was driving home

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (WbaIk)

56 Big Bird was the pimp daddy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (Ee5Zc)

57 Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2025 08:01 PM (3ImbR)

About time for an ICBM to fly itself into a mob of people in Mecca.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2025 08:06 PM (8zz6B)

58 Mecca?

Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:06 PM (Ee5Zc)

59 "New German term - Autobomb?"

Not enough syllables. Try automobbonbenhessigegekrankenfahrniftigeheitenkampf.

Posted by: The asshole who stole your pen! at March 26, 2025 08:07 PM (89Sog)

60 Aim at Finsbury Park, you're more likely to hit an actual Moslem there

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2025 08:07 PM (gKWVE)

61 Big Bird turned up at Brooklyn hospital with a prolapsed vent and torn cloaca. Claimed he fell on a fire hydrant. Not a sunny day.

Posted by: Something's fishy at March 26, 2025 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

62 Mecca?

Tehran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:06 PM (Ee5Zc)

Them, too. But vaporize the Moon Rock, and the muzzies won't know where to flop when they pray.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2025 08:08 PM (8zz6B)

63 Muppets don't even have genitals. They're like Jonah Goldberg; they lack sexual desire.

You think this is funny?

Posted by: Ken at March 26, 2025 08:10 PM (xCA6C)

64 About time for an ICBM to fly itself into a mob of people in Mecca.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2025 08:06 PM (8zz6B)
~~~~~

Just destroy their moon rocks and millions of them will spontaneously combust.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2025 08:11 PM (3ImbR)

65 "Low-T males with TDS plus a bunch of wine moms."
LOL. That Muppet video was good.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 08:11 PM (wX56x)

66 Them, too. But vaporize the Moon Rock, and the muzzies won't know where to flop when they pray.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Make sure it's nice and full during hajj.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 08:11 PM (Ig5tL)

67 When the Epstein files and Diddy trial is over, the whole lie of Sesame Street will come crashing down. It was a horror show of depravity!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (sAmhv)
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Check out "Meet the Feebles" by Peter Jackson. Very disturbing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

68 TIL that the French don't dock their sheep's tails.
--------
The 18th Century and Napoleonic French cavalry didn't dock their horses' tails either while the British did.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:12 PM (/tzYP)

69 Robot Chicken has some funny parodies of Sesame Street.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 08:13 PM (Ig5tL)

70 Million to one shot, Doc.

Posted by: Big Bird at March 26, 2025 08:15 PM (2O5Io)

71 No cable, so no Robot Chicken for years. Their Star Wars stuff was very funny.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 08:15 PM (wX56x)

72 >>>Geese react to their master pretending to feint.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf was a cautionary tale.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 26, 2025 08:16 PM (klJTj)

73 >>>Classic art updated for the Internet Age.

Now there's some Modern Art that I can appreciate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 26, 2025 08:18 PM (klJTj)

74 54
'New German term - Autobomb?'

Fahrverboomen.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2025 08:19 PM (3wi/L)

75 >>>Democrats amirite

Even worse. California Democrats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 26, 2025 08:20 PM (klJTj)

76 >>>Geese react to their master pretending to feint.


What an odd thing to think to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2025 08:20 PM (xCA6C)

77 You think this is funny?
Posted by: Ken
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At least you weren't cut down from 12" to 6",

Posted by: G.I. Joe at March 26, 2025 08:23 PM (/tzYP)

78
Earschplittenloudenboomer

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT)

79 Why do you think the powers what be bumped off Jim Henson?

Posted by: Tickle Me Elmo at March 26, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

80 More comedy. Tragedy???
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 26s
U.S. President Donald Trump endorses Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) for reelection in 2026.
----
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Senator Lindsey Graham is working incredibly hard for the Great People of South Carolina, a State I love and WON BIG in 2016, 2020, and 2024!

Lindsey has been a wonderful friend to me, and has always been there when I needed him. As the Chair of the Senate Budget Committee, Lindsey is fighting tirelessly to Grow the Economy, Lower Taxes, and Eliminate Government Waste. Lindsey is also relentlessly focused on helping us Secure the Border, Stop Migrant Crime, Strongly Support our Great Military/Vets, Promote American Energy DOMINANCE, Defend our always under siege Second Amendment, and ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

Senator Lindsey Graham has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN. Everyone in South Carolina should help Lindsey have a BIG WIN next year!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:29 PM (/tzYP)

81 Time too gets yoor FART Tubes now because they be on sale. Buy one ats $29.95 gets a seand ones free.

The FAT tubes now be made in the USA in Brattleboro, Vt and supportering Amercon jobs.

Evwerybody is be doing it, Gets yoor FART Tubes today and yewcans saythat " I FART Tubed today...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 26, 2025 08:30 PM (Sg9Zr)

82 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 50m
I am pleased to announce the appointment of Brandon Beach as the next Treasurer of the United States. Brandon helped us secure a Massive and Historic Victory for our Movement in the Great State of Georgia, and has been doing an incredible job in the Georgia State Senate since 2012. As our next Treasurer, Brandon will uphold the Values of Fiscal Responsibility, Economic Growth, and help unleash America’s Golden Age. Congratulations Brandon!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:30 PM (/tzYP)

83 TIL that the French don't dock their sheep's tails.
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The 18th Century and Napoleonic French cavalry didn't dock their horses' tails either while the British did.
-

Sort of related:

In the more culturally advanced regions of the South you will often see goats with a length of 2x4 wired onto their horns to prevent them from getting hung up in the fence.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 26, 2025 08:31 PM (nFKd6)

84 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 8m
I am pleased to announce that Brent Bozell will be our next United States Ambassador to South Africa. Brent is the Founder of the Media Research Center, which has exposed Fake News hypocrites for many years. Brent brings fearless tenacity, extraordinary experience, and vast knowledge to a Nation that desperately needs it. Congratulations Brent!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP)

85 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 42m
BREAKING: Hamas spokesperson Abdel-Latif Al-Qanoua killed in Israeli airstrike on northern Gaza.
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LOL "spokesperson"

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:33 PM (/tzYP)

86 54
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:04 PM (Ee5Zc)
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Autobomb sounds like autobahn. Good one.

Posted by: Ciampino - the clash of plastic chiclets at March 26, 2025 08:34 PM (sPQoU)

87 "Autobomb sounds like autobahn. Good one.
Posted by: Ciampino - the clash of plastic chiclets "

The perfect place to drive your Mercedes Boomz.

Posted by: Something's fishy at March 26, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

88 NPR chief gets hard cross examination. xtwitter

https://tinyurl.com/2s3ptwb2

Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2025 08:37 PM (3i6NL)

89 Tickle Me Elmo was the one single cultural item / moment / phenomenon that made me realize that the public had no business funding the business that is PBS

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 26, 2025 08:38 PM (nFKd6)

90 Mary is right! I took advantage of the FART Tube sale and am very pleased! Fit and finish was slightly sub-par, but an hours rubbing with FLIT brought out the inner beauty. Everyone order now, only 12 left.

Posted by: Moonlight On Vermont at March 26, 2025 08:41 PM (G5+As)

91 Tickle Me Elmo was the one single cultural item / moment / phenomenon that made me realize that the public had no business funding the business that is PBS
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 26,
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Yeah, public TV would totally collapse without tax dollars.

I remember how Masterpiece Theatre was funded by an oil company (Mobil). What's the point?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

92
34 Did Big Bird really rape children on Epstein Island?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2025 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

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Actually, it was a weirdo in a Big Bird costume. In other words, it was Big Bird.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2025 08:43 PM (OA/Kt)

93 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 42m
BREAKING: Hamas spokesperson Abdel-Latif Al-Qanoua killed in Israeli airstrike on northern Gaza.
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LOL "spokesperson"
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:33 PM (/tzYP)
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Spox is now a spot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

94

Senator Lindsey Graham has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN. Everyone in South Carolina should help Lindsey have a BIG WIN next year!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 08:29 PM (/tzYP)

———

AND I hear he sucks a MEAN DICK!!!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2025 08:43 PM (k5PtY)

95 AND I hear he sucks a MEAN DICK!!!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2025 08:43 PM (k5PtY)
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Definitely a bottom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

96 The hamassholes have a new tactic. They are allowing protestors in the streets waving white flags and Star of David signs saying stop the war. The Israeli's see this as the bullshit it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2025 08:49 PM (Fqh59)

97 ...and now the fourth serving of Miralax solution.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLEEE!!!!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:49 PM (ZOv7s)

98 The dude in the Big Bird suit made $400,000/ year. Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 26, 2025 08:49 PM (Ig5tL)

99 Our German made fart tubes are the finest in the world. Get 'em now before the tariffs kick in!

Posted by: Farzrohrwerks at March 26, 2025 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

100 I'm not dead, you're dead.

Posted by: Hamas Spokescorpse at March 26, 2025 08:53 PM (XCUp7)

101
Brent Bozell?

Who is the fake conservative neocon islamist? Was that Bozell?

Or some other fuckface? Neil someone?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 08:54 PM (gDTuA)

102 Ciampino

Thanks for getting the pun

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:54 PM (Ee5Zc)

103 99 Our German made fart tubes are the finest in the world. Get 'em now before the tariffs kick in!

Posted by: Farzrohrwerks at March 26, 2025 08:50 PM (vFG9F)
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Are they really compatible with fartclams or should we stick with the Mary Cloggenstein brand?

Posted by: Ciampino - the clash of plastic chiclets in Congress at March 26, 2025 08:54 PM (sPQoU)

104 99 Our German made fart tubes are the finest in the world. Get 'em now before the tariffs kick in!
Posted by: Farzrohrwerks

You lie! Your ersatz FART Tubes are made by Turks in squalid conditions. That's why there are more BMWs built in South Carolina than Deutschland.

Posted by: Moonlight On Vermont. at March 26, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As)

105 "Another Hamas bites the dust, and another one, and another one."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:55 PM (Ee5Zc)

106
Some fake conservative was big on being anti-tax, but turned out be a....muslim wacko??

Who am I thinking of?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 08:55 PM (gDTuA)

107 Are they really compatible with fartclams or should we stick with the Mary Cloggenstein brand?
Posted by: Ciampino - the clash of plastic chiclets in Congress at March 26, 2025 08:54 PM (sPQoU)
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The Cloggensteins are famous for their durability.

She might not look like it now, but in the 70s she was a total hippie smokeshow. Slept with half the state.

That's a fartclam you can trust.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

108 Who am I thinking of?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 08:55 PM (gDTuA)
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Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

109 It's interesting that German Fart Tubes could be designed, marketed, and sold to serve as specific devices in medicinal, musical, ceremonial, sexual, or comical roles. And no one would think much of it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 08:58 PM (qSMcm)

110 I'm not dead, you're dead.
Posted by: Hamas Spokescorpse


Just get on the cart already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 08:58 PM (Ee5Zc)

111 Ok I read and watched a shit ton of that maharashtra interview. What a sociopath. She is literally being made a laughing stock with her own tweets yet sits there as cool as a cuke, saying "I was lying back then, but I'm not lying now"

She looked like that scene in silence of the lambs where lector kills a guy and hist heartbeat doesn't break 60.

She has been groomed by the alphabets to perform services for the deep state.

I have never seen anything like that grilling she took.

She needs to be removed from the halls of power.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 08:59 PM (OA79/)

112 I like how spell check changes mahar to maharashtra.

Another deep state clown show? Wtf?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:00 PM (OA79/)

113 Oh man, poor Glenn Beck. That ear fluid cancer or whatever. Hopefully he bought sufficient gold and long term food storage bins.

(I tease but I did enjoy him for a few years up until Trump broke him)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:00 PM (qSMcm)

114 Trump-endorsed or not, I would not vote for Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Ciampino - the clash of cloacas at March 26, 2025 09:00 PM (sPQoU)

115 Grover Norquist married a Muslimah, if that's whom you're thinking of. Sort of. They adopted their kids and Norquist is on the GOProud board.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2025 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

116 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 42m
BREAKING: Hamas spokesperson Abdel-Latif Al-Qanoua killed in Israeli airstrike on northern Gaza.
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LOL "spokesperson"

Posted by: andycanuck

They caught him in an alley. Now he's a spox on both their houses.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 26, 2025 09:01 PM (4DY5T)

117
Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.
Posted by: IrishEi


I blame Trump tariffs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2025 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

118 She has been groomed by the alphabets to perform services for the deep state.

I have never seen anything like that grilling she took.

She needs to be removed from the halls of power.
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Some moron (maybe even AH Lloyd) was talking about that a couple of years ago. They can behave that way because they don't view anyone they're speaking to as equals.

I don't know if sociopath is the exact right word, but it's the closest one I can come up with.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:03 PM (qSMcm)

119 117
Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.
Posted by: IrishEi

I blame Trump tariffs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2025 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

Are we allowed to know if it's a foreign car or not?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:03 PM (OA79/)

120 pretending to feint.

Or faint. Potato, Tomato
Posted by: Bruce


If you pretend to feint, are you actually doing the thing? Or are you double-secret not doing it?

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

121 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2025 09:04 PM (pZEOD)

122 I NEED a Meow Lisa!!!!

Posted by: Iris at March 26, 2025 09:04 PM (bOJ2I)

123 Grover Norquist married a Muslimah, if that's whom you're thinking of. Sort of. They adopted their kids and Norquist is on the GOProud board.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2025 09:01 PM (gKWVE)
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Bozell was a huge friend of Rush was big on monitoring media bias. Media Research Council?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)

124 It was a Yugo Blowup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 09:05 PM (Ee5Zc)

125 f you pretend to feint, are you actually doing the thing? Or are you double-secret not doing it?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)
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Your fainting could be a feint.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

126 Also, and since it's a book thread, I just got Asimov's Chronology of the World and am really excited to start it tomorrow.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:07 PM (qSMcm)

127 Piper, a little roan horse in Texas says HI.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2025 09:07 PM (Fqh59)

128 Maybe an overreaction...

Not at all. Loved the dude's response.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 26, 2025 09:09 PM (mH6SG)

129 127 Piper, a little roan horse in Texas says HI.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26

Awwwww! Nothing cuter than a roany pony!

Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2025 09:10 PM (pZEOD)

130 My Little Roany Pony?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 09:10 PM (Ee5Zc)

131 She has been groomed by the alphabets to perform services for the deep state.

I have never seen anything like that grilling she took.

She needs to be removed from the halls of power.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 08:59 PM (OA79/)


What interview is this, please?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 26, 2025 09:11 PM (Sf2cq)

132 130 My Little Roany Pony?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March

This particular one is smarter than a lot of people I know!

Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2025 09:13 PM (pZEOD)

133
Grover Norquist married a Muslimah, if that's whom you're thinking of. Sort of. They adopted their kids and Norquist is on the GOProud board.
Posted by: gKWVE


That's the one.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 26, 2025 09:13 PM (gDTuA)

134 Iris,

The Meow Lisa - https://tinyurl.com/MeowLisa

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2025 09:14 PM (Ee5Zc)

135 You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2025 09:15 PM (D7oie)

136 131 She has been groomed by the alphabets to perform services for the deep state.

I have never seen anything like that grilling she took.

She needs to be removed from the halls of power.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 08:59 PM (OA79/)

What interview is this, please?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 26, 2025 09:11 PM (Sf2cq)

Ace posted a lot of links in a thread earlier today, and lots of stuff being posted by ace on X with follow ups by other posters.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:16 PM (OA79/)

137 118
Some moron (maybe even AH Lloyd) was talking about that a couple of years ago. They can behave that way because they don't view anyone they're speaking to as equals.

I don't know if sociopath is the exact right word, but it's the closest one I can come up with.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:03 PM (qSMcm)
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Arrogant? Elitist?

Posted by: Ciampino - LOLita at March 26, 2025 09:18 PM (sPQoU)

138 136 131 She has been groomed by the alphabets to perform services for the deep state.

I have never seen anything like that grilling she took.

She needs to be removed from the halls of power.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 08:59 PM (OA79/)

What interview is this, please?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 26, 2025 09:11 PM (Sf2cq)

Ace posted a lot of links in a thread earlier today, and lots of stuff being posted by ace on X with follow ups by other posters.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at


It's like watching Elizabeth Holmes from theranos. Absolutely psychotic in everything she does and says.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:18 PM (OA79/)

139 Another car just drove itself into a crowd of people in Berlin.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2025 08:01 PM (3ImbR)


See, and this is why AfD must be kept from power at all cost!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2025 09:19 PM (D7oie)

140 So are the courts bitch-slapping Trump on this deportation drama or what

no end in sight

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 09:20 PM (AOsQT)

141 See, and this is why AfD must be kept from power at all cost!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2025 09:19 PM (D7oie)
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"They kill our people because they are afraid the Nazis will deport them!"

It's worth pointing out, that the Germans are so bad at politics, they couldn't even unify until 1871.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

142 Some moron (maybe even AH Lloyd) was talking about that a couple of years ago. They can behave that way because they don't view anyone they're speaking to as equals.

I don't know if sociopath is the exact right word, but it's the closest one I can come up with.
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Arrogant? Elitist?
Posted by: Ciampino

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No, not equals like that. Not academic or social equals.

Equals the way a human views another human vs how a human views cattle.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:22 PM (qSMcm)

143 So are the courts bitch-slapping Trump on this deportation drama or what

no end in sight
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 09:20 PM (AOsQT)
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It's called "digging the hole deeper."

There is no possible way he will be impeached by the House, so it's not clear what they think they will achieve, other than self-castration of district courts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

144 No, not equals like that. Not academic or social equals.

Equals the way a human views another human vs how a human views cattle.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:22 PM (qSMcm)


This. It's all in her eyes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:26 PM (OA79/)

145 Some moron (maybe even AH Lloyd) was talking about that a couple of years ago. They can behave that way because they don't view anyone they're speaking to as equals.

I don't know if sociopath is the exact right word, but it's the closest one I can come up with.
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They are the Elect. A secular Elect to be sure, but they know they are simply better than everyone else, who are Utterly Deplorable.

As part of their being part of what Thomas Sowell called "The Anointed," they know that nothing they do can reduce that status. This is the Calvinist doctrine of sustainment, which is why I call them Yard Sign Calvinists. This is the closest theological/philosophical term that describes their mentality. They can set fire to a school bus full of kids, but if they are "Trumpkins," it is a righteous deed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

146
It's worth pointing out, that the Germans are so bad at politics, they couldn't even unify until 1871.

Take an Uber, Alice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2025 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

147 This. It's all in her eyes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:26 PM (OA79/)
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No, it's not like who people see cattle. Cattle are useful, and there's no need to be cruel to them.

But the Utter Deplorables are offensive in the eyes of Gaia or the Universe or whoever runs the joint, and they are destined for a fiery furnace or something like that. It is the duty of the Elect to make them suffer in this life.

Fanatics. Demonic-fueled fanatics, and part of what sustains them in the joy they get from doing evil, lying about it, and seeing Christians try to puzzle through the truth. Fools! There is no truth, only power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)

148 It's possible the governor of Colorado- a notorious buggerer- did not think this through:


Local News
Colorado’s gray wolves edge closer to Denver metro area: CPW map
https://tinyurl.com/3447pcx7

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 09:31 PM (AOsQT)

149 If we can’t 100% eliminate funding for NPR and PBS the GOP is f*cking worthless. There’s no need for hearings. Everyone knows they are enemy propaganda. Even the liberals I know who listen to NPR agree it’s left-wing.

The GOP has been promising to gut this American Pravda since before I was born. Get it effin’ done already.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:32 PM (l3YAf)

150 It's worth pointing out, that the Germans are so bad at politics, they couldn't even unify until 1871.

Take an Uber, Alice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2025 09:30 PM (63Dwl)
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Merely pointing out that having finally pulled themselves together, their first big war as Germany came a cropper. And then the second. And now they've been on an American leash since 1945. Not conducive to responsible self-government.

Put the Habsburgs back in charge. They knew what they were doing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Yeah, it’s effin’ hilarious that blonde bimbo commie scrunt Katharine Maher looks like an idiot. But she’s still cashing the checks from taxpayers, so who’s the real sucker here?

God, I hate the GOPe..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:34 PM (l3YAf)

152 Fanatics. Demonic-fueled fanatics, and part of what sustains them in the joy they get from doing evil, lying about it, and seeing Christians try to puzzle through the truth. Fools! There is no truth, only power.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)

Wish one of the Congress people questioning her about her feelings that truth is overrated had said that to her.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2025 09:35 PM (OA79/)

153 Local News
Colorado’s gray wolves edge closer to Denver metro area: CPW map
https://tinyurl.com/3447pcx7

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On the bright side, it only takes about ten or so years for them to disappear completely without massive intervention and "help" by mankind.

Wolves want to reproduce, and wolves sort of suck at survival and the mommy wolves understand that coyotes are the stronger animals so they choose to reproduce with them. Mankind, who loves animals and the environment, has to try to prevent that type of natural thing from occurring because of our love for nature.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:37 PM (qSMcm)

154 I sure would appreciate some judges on our side slapping down their judges.

This game seems a little lopsided.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 26, 2025 09:40 PM (aOqEy)

155 These car tariffs are bonkers. Is this another one day thing?

So a $50k import will be jacked up $12.5k?

Posted by: Maroon at March 26, 2025 09:41 PM (CsILn)

156 If only more R Senators had shown up to vote NO when Biden's Handlers were rushing so many radical leftist judicial noms thru on their way out the door

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 09:43 PM (AOsQT)

157 City people like wolves and coyotes until their cat goes missing, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 26, 2025 09:44 PM (wX56x)

158 155 These car tariffs are bonkers. Is this another one day thing?

So a $50k import will be jacked up $12.5k?

Posted by: Maroon
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See the market today? People are running like scalded dogs.
Buying opportunities, there are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:44 PM (eY5jv)

159 Put the Habsburgs back in charge. They knew what they were doing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)


The last Hapsburgs were so inbred they kept trying to mate with themselves and falling over because of that jaw.
Probably thinking house Hohenzollern, for all the good that would ever do them.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

160 These car tariffs are bonkers. Is this another one day thing?

So a $50k import will be jacked up $12.5k?

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If that's what it takes to get Chevy and Ford to start building American cars (that they charge American-made prices for) in America again, so be it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:45 PM (qSMcm)

161 157 City people like wolves and coyotes until their cat goes missing, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: ScaryMary
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As Cannonball would say, 'they like 'em in the abstract'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:45 PM (eY5jv)

162 Car mfgs take all the crap off and sell a stripped down car it wouldn't cost that much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:47 PM (eY5jv)

163 The last Hapsburgs were so inbred they kept trying to mate with themselves and falling over because of that jaw.
Probably thinking house Hohenzollern, for all the good that would ever do them.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)
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You're thinking of the Spanish line. The Austrians remained (and still are) keen and insightful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)

164 If that's what it takes to get Chevy and Ford to start building American cars (that they charge American-made prices for) in America again, so be it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:45 PM (qSMcm)
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We're past that. Hyundai is going to spend $20 billion to build a new plant in the US and a steel mill to support it.

Winning bigly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)

165 Local News
Colorado’s gray wolves edge closer to Denver metro area: CPW map
https://tinyurl.com/3447pcx7
Posted by: Don Black


If the lefties meant what they said, they would have started the reintroduction with a pack on the state capitol grounds.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2025 09:50 PM (DgGvY)

166 Car mfgs take all the crap off and sell a stripped down car it wouldn't cost that much.

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They can't.

The majority of crap is government mandated. We'd probably be seeing 60 mpg on family cars without the absurd emissions controls and added weight that the government requires.

I was looking at an Accord recently. Nice enough car, but the metal is so thin you can push it in with a fingertip.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:50 PM (qSMcm)

167 Could be close

Posted by: mindful webworker - getting closer at March 26, 2025 09:50 PM (mfC4X)

168 We're past that. Hyundai is going to spend $20 billion to build a new plant in the US and a steel mill to support it.

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I'd be satisfied if they wouldn't hire children and illegals. And illegal children.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:51 PM (qSMcm)

169 The majority of crap is government mandated. We'd probably be seeing 60 mpg on family cars without the absurd emissions controls and added weight that the government requires.

I was looking at an Accord recently. Nice enough car, but the metal is so thin you can push it in with a fingertip.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:50 PM (qSMcm)
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I think DOGE is looking at that. CAFE is going to go away. it is stupid and counterproductive. Also killed off affordable large family cars like stationwagons.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)

170 Katherine Maher isn’t a demon. She’s just an empty-headed over-privileged shitweasel. If America were a Christian nation again, she’d be the second coming Tammy Faye Baker.

She craves money and status. It’s why she never read any of those race-hustling books; it’s like every assignment she ever had in life: she just pretended to do the homework and spouted the slogans and got passed up the cursus merdum. (Probably sucking a few dicks on the way.)

Because America is a shithole where vapid twits like Katherine Maher can ascend to high levels in media and government. It’s utterly depraved.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:53 PM (l3YAf)

171 >City people like wolves and coyotes until their cat goes missing, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: ScaryMary
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and that's what will happen
wealthy Democrats living in mountain communities- precisely the people who voted for wolf re-introduction- will sing a different tune when their dogs and cats and- God forbid- little children start getting attacked and eaten

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 09:54 PM (AOsQT)

172 >>>The majority of crap is government mandated. We'd probably be seeing 60 mpg on family cars without the absurd emissions controls and added weight that the government requires.

I was looking at an Accord recently. Nice enough car, but the metal is so thin you can push it in with a fingertip.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don'
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All of those electronic self help gadgets aren't mandated and they are expensive. Mate with your phone, mapcrap, touch screens.

A car needs (expansively) a heater, a/c, auto-transmission, cruise - that's it. You want carpet on the floor, it's extra.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:55 PM (eY5jv)

173 I'd be satisfied if they wouldn't hire children and illegals. And illegal children.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:51 PM (qSMcm)

Kids need jobs, too, Boron.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:55 PM (l3YAf)

174 >> All of those electronic self help gadgets aren't mandated and they are expensive. Mate with your phone, mapcrap, touch screens.

I discovered today that one of my cars doesn’t have a dipstick. It also uses an oil so obscure and rare it must be made from unicorn blood.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:58 PM (l3YAf)

175 ---
I think DOGE is looking at that. CAFE is going to go away. it is stupid and counterproductive. Also killed off affordable large family cars like stationwagons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd .
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Vearing 6 degrees to the left here. Going to unleaded gas was a biggy. If you ever set in traffic with a line of leaded gas cars, whoof.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:58 PM (eY5jv)

176 All of those electronic self help gadgets aren't mandated and they are expensive. Mate with your phone, mapcrap, touch screens.

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Not all. Mostly just the heavy ones.

Like ABS, auto braking, full airbags (that are designed and federally required to protect unbelted passengers),

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 09:58 PM (qSMcm)

177 She craves money and status. It’s why she never read any of those race-hustling books; it’s like every assignment she ever had in life: she just pretended to do the homework and spouted the slogans and got passed up the cursus merdum. (Probably sucking a few dicks on the way.)

Because America is a shithole where vapid twits like Katherine Maher can ascend to high levels in media and government. It’s utterly depraved.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 09:53 PM (l3YAf)
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I never said she was a demon, merely that she was their servant, which she is.

It's funny, we went for thousands of years understanding that people were influenced by spirits, that sin brought deeper sin, but then presto! Science came up with fancy words and taught us DO NOT BRING GOD INTO THIS DISCUSSION. Because science.

And yet the more therapists we hire, the more science we trust, the more twisted, unhappy and demonic we become.

Maybe there is something else going on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 10:00 PM (ZOv7s)

178 Vearing 6 degrees to the left here. Going to unleaded gas was a biggy. If you ever set in traffic with a line of leaded gas cars, whoof.

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The problem is chasing ever-tightening and pointless EPA standards.

We could have proven and shared design 300K+ engines in every car except they have to be redesigned every year to chase some imaginary standard to justify EPA jobs. And here we are at a point where Toyota trucks are no longer reliable because of it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 10:00 PM (qSMcm)

179 They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats
They're eating our children
Good riddance

_things liberals say

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 10:01 PM (eY5jv)

180 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 10:00 PM (ZOv7s)

Agreed, 100%.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 26, 2025 10:01 PM (l3YAf)

181 Vearing 6 degrees to the left here. Going to unleaded gas was a biggy. If you ever set in traffic with a line of leaded gas cars, whoof.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 09:58 PM (eY5jv)
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I'm talking about mileage, which is why cars don't have proper bumpers, the slightest impact ruins a panel, and you cannot buy a family size hatch-back sedan that seats six or more, but have to upgrade to an SUV or minivan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

182 I discovered today that one of my cars doesn’t have a dipstick.
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The one you weren't sitting in at the time??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 10:03 PM (/tzYP)

183 They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats
They're eating our children
Good riddance

_things liberals say
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2025 10:01 PM (eY5jv)
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Yes, the ones given over to the corruption of the Yard Sign will rejoice in that, just as they mourned the rescue of the astronauts. They are creatures of envy and rage, and their spiritual ancestors fed the fires of Moloch and danced with joy as they did it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2025 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)

184 DENVER — Colorado leaders are pushing back against President Donald Trump’s executive order requiring proof of U.S. citizenship before registering to vote in federal elections, calling it an attempt to undermine the democratic process and restrict voter access.

“I think it flies in the face of the Constitution and the voters,” said Denver Clerk & Recorder Paul Lopez. “I think it undermines voters’ access to the ballot.”

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 10:05 PM (AOsQT)

185 I discovered today that one of my cars doesn’t have a dipstick.

-

Porsche or BMW?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry at men telling you the truth at March 26, 2025 10:05 PM (qSMcm)

186 Kids need jobs, too, Boron.
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Coal-pit ponies too. Hay and oats ain't free, bro!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 10:05 PM (/tzYP)

187 “I think it flies in the face of the Constitution and the voters,” said Denver Clerk & Recorder Paul Lopez. “I think it undermines voters’ access to the ballot.”
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2025 10:05 PM (AOsQT)

The list of reasons we fucking left Colorado grows ever longer...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Me no type good at March 26, 2025 10:07 PM (0aYVJ)

188 must be nood ONT

thanks

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 26, 2025 10:10 PM (/tzYP)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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