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As Predicted, Snow Woke Is Another Costly, Shareholder-Value-Destroying Flop for Propaganda Corporation Disney

I know you are as sick of this movie as we were sick as Biden. I think this is one of the last posts I'll be doing about it.

It "won the weekend," though a weekend without a single major-film competitor.

Robert DeNiro's newest "passionless" hackwork bombed even harder.

Snow White had a mediocre opening day at the US box office amid the ongoing controversy surrounding the film, while Robert De Niro's mob drama The Alto Knights has completely tanked.

The Disney live-action remake, which stars Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot, took $16m across Friday and preview screenings from 4,200 venues across the US.

Variety reports that this figure puts the film on track to land a projected opening weekend north of $45m.

It made $44.3 million. They keep lowering projections and it keeps missing them.

On Saturday, I think, Disney and the Disney Shill Media revised projections to $100 million global, and set this as the new bar of success.

It failed to come close to that, making $87 million globally.


Snow White has a steep climb ahead -- it carries a production cost of more than $250m, meaning it will have to have a successful theatrical run to reach profitability.

By comparison, 2023's The Little Mermaid, which had a similar budget of $240m, made $95m on its opening weekend, more than double what Snow White is projected to make.

...

Robert De Niro's The Alto Knights also opened this weekend but bombed on its opening day, with sales of $1.17m across Friday and previews, playing in 2,651 cinemas in the US.

The film, which sees De Niro playing two identical gang leaders, has already been projected to be one of the year's biggest flops -- with The Independent's film critic Clarisse Loughrey giving it two stars, calling it "passionless".

I heard Anthony Cumia note that it sure is hard to watch a Robert DeNiro movie now that we all know he is a venom-filled ridiculous hatemonger with a subnormal IQ. He's literally a moron (and not the good kind). It's hard to take him seriously once you realize he barely even understands the lines he's mouthing.

Fortune:

'Snow White' built Disney into entertainment powerhouse; now its remake risks becoming a culture war casualty and its biggest flop

...

The $250 million film hauled in a disappointing $43 million at the domestic box office, far below recent projections of at least $65 million amid generally middling reviews.

Both its critical and commercial reception currently rank it the lowest among any of Disney's modern remakes of its animated classics. Even 2019's Dumbo performed better with nearly $46 million on its opening weekend and a slightly better review score on aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes.

...

First there was the issue of how to treat the once titular dwarves. Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones fame sparked a public feud with fellow short-statured actor Dylan Postl over whether it was culturally insensitive to use real actors born with dwarfism.

Briefly there was speculation they would simply be a bit more bohemian--the "seven Seattle baristas" as one critic put it--until finally the decision was taken to simply resort to CGI in an manner that seemed to pleased no one. Even the reference to the Seven Dwarves was stripped from the movie's official title.

Then there was the casting of Rachel Zegler in the lead role, who has proven to be a PR headache for corporate execs. She rarely hid her criticism of the 1937 film that put Disney on the map. For example, she revealed being actually "scared of the original cartoon" as a child, while also slamming it for featuring a dated love story around a prince "who literally stalks" Snow White.

Just six months before the debut of what should be the actor's biggest role on the silver screen to date, she drew heavy criticism immediately following the November election. In a social media post, she wished Trump voters "may never know peace" for their role in ushering in "another four years of hatred". She issued a formal apology later, claiming emotions got the better of her.

Finally there was the personal friction between the two main leads. Israeli actress Gal Gadot is an ardent supporter of her country's war against Hamas militants. Zegler by comparison has vociferously opposed the killing of Palestinian non-combatants, including the more than 14,500 children who have died according to UNICEF estimates.

Note that Gadot is portrayed as favoring "war" while Zegler just wants the people murdering and raping Israelis to suffer no consequences.

...

Some bemoan the adaptation of such classics into versions updated for "modern audiences", others for draining away all the expressiveness of beloved characters like Little Mermaid's Flounder and Lion King's Simba, while others simply see them as a cynical cash grab inferior in all ways to their original.

The Daily Mail reports on the almost-completely-empty theaters showing Snow Woke.

The crisis facing the Walt Disney Company over its controversial Snow White reboot deepened today amid pictures of empty cinemas and screens with no bookings in primetime slots following a poor opening weekend.

Studio bosses had hoped that the reboot of the 1937 original, which had a budget of more than $270million (£210million), would launch with at least £79million ($100million) in ticket sales.

But the movie starring Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot took just $87.3million (£67.4million) globally including $43million (£33million) in the US after a slow start followed a slew of negative reviews.

...

Alongside the caption was a photograph of the cinema booking screen, showing just a single seat reserved.

They also posted another image of Saturday night's bookings and penned: 'And for Saturday night? ZERO. I've never seen a major movie from Disney have this little interest opening weekend. This is hilariously abysmal.'

The post attracted more than 13million views and drew comments from people who observed similar scenes in their cinemas -- with one writing: 'I have one better. Dolby Cinema and only a small handful of people.'

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Even the annoying liberal feminist "Beyond the Trailer" sees trouble for Rachel Zegler. She thinks Zegler has proven herself too alienating for general audiences, and will have to make do with starring in Broadway shows. Probably more niche left-leaning ones that weren't going to see many conservative ticket-buyers anyway, I'd add.

Just before this POS hit the screens, she declared that her fans will "line up" to see her so suck on that H8erz!


The movie, I'm told, is a straight-up share-the-wealth #EattheRich Marxist agitprop effort.

Meanwhile:

Demian Reidel
@dreidel1
Have you heard about the so-called Argentinian economic miracle? I have news: there is no miracle. This is a lie.

I am the chairman of President Milei's council of advisors, and I want you to know that there is no miracle here at all.

You read that correctly. No miracle whatsoever.

What you are witnessing is the most impressive turnaround in the country's history.

We slashed wasteful spending that once enriched the few at the expense of the many.

We brought down inflation--a tax that disproportionately burdens the poor. As a result, we lowered poverty rates by more than 11% and lifted millions out of poverty

We eliminated the thousands of pickets that made travel across the country a nightmare. Imagine the relief of breathing in fresh air after years of suffocating congestion.

Welfare programs? The left's favorite: they mostly served politicians. They even stole food from the poor. Yes. They stole food from the poor.

Now, welfare flows directly to those who need it most.

At the core of our strategy, we eradicated the source of the macroeconomic instability that had plagued our nation for so long: we eliminated the fiscal deficit. We now run a fiscal surplus, which has dramatically reduced our country risk--from the 3000s to the 700s.

A miracle, some say? How dare they!

This is not a miracle. This is hard work. This is putting the country first, not politicians.

Why is the opposition protesting so fervently? Not because they care for the people or the nation, but because they fear the truth--that they have been the problem all along. Their time is over.

Again, this is not a miracle.

This is hard work. This is having a vision, formulating a plan, and executing it without fear. This is having the guts to do what is right. This is president @JMilei
leadership.

The jig is up for the left. They have nothing, and they never did. They do not love the poor. They love poverty.

Now, tell me again that this is a miracle.

We didn't know it was impossible--so we did it.

Viva la libertad, carajo!

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM




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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 24, 2025 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

2 Nooded. Forgot to tell them that the skies are grey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)

3 All the leaves are brown. And rhe blog is gray.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 24, 2025 05:02 PM (wX56x)

4 Yeah, even zombie Stephen Hawkins walked out of this turd movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:02 PM (T/xPf)

5 ah. grey boxes to signify the box office. subtle.

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2025 05:02 PM (oY6Yp)

6 This is probably the funniest thing I've seen all month. Someone took all the savagely negative tweets about Snow White and put them to music:

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer


Damn, this turned my day around!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:03 PM (ky8PV)

7 Time difference makes it hard for CBD to ride to the rescue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 05:03 PM (a3Q+t)

8 >>>making $87 million globally

I don't know anything about movies, but that does not sound promising for Disney.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (uCjyK)

9 dammit! they got the best seat in the house!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (g47mK)

10 I swear I had been hearing about Snow White for like 5 years now.

I'm looking forward to finally being allowed to forget it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (B9Prs)

11 Which motherfucker has more elevation in their lifts; Bobby De Niro, Tom Cruise or Al Pacino?

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (fY84s)

12 Best comment I’ve seen so far:

If this movie was shown on an airplane, I’d still walk out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (u73oe)

13 " Nood. Snow White.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

That could save it.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (vFG9F)

14 Combine US and overseas ticket sales, this movie made less than $90 million over the weekend.

Yeah, Ishtar wasn't this much of a disaster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (T/xPf)

15 JJ can fix this!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (g47mK)

16 "My wi-fi disconnected itself to save me from watching it."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (ky8PV)

17 Marcus T provided us a great overview in song this morning

x.com/nancytsidley/status/1901402830474506382

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (Pe6a4)

18 I was just about to ask on the previous thread if we were due for a Snow White post.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

19 I can't believe Pam Bondi allowed this failure to happen !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:05 PM (g47mK)

20 Snow gray

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (rT96s)

21 Robert DeNiro is the only one thankful for Snow White tanking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (T/xPf)

22 I know you are as sick of this movie as we were sick as Biden.

But there is no such thing as 'too much Ace cruelty'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (Vqx30)

23 Why didn't Pam Bondi do something about the poor opening of Snow White ?!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

24 She seems nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (PiwSw)

25 4 Yeah, even zombie Stephen Hawkins walked out of this turd movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:02 PM (T/xPf)

Great comment!

Someone took the trailer comments and set it to music, some of these could be from a fellow Moron!

https://tinyurl.com/4z5v5mrx

Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (zBOzm)

26 They even race swapped the little bluebird on her finger with a big ugly black crow.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (2NXcZ)

27 I guess this means people are racist to magical creatures.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

28 Can't Bondi do something about Disney ???

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

29 Snow White won't bring the mouse any green.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM (VNX3d)

30 Anyway...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM (/lPRQ)

31 DeNiro is just coming off the Netflix series Day Zero. His character was the POTUS. Um is stunk out loud.
Robert DeZero !

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM (37aB+)

32 Nude White and the Seven Beta Males?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM (T/xPf)

33 I will spend $$ in a theatre for “Tom Fuuuzzee” movies - including Maverick and that new MI thing - because Tom Fuuuuze is still a movie star. The rest - can compete with MeTV at this point.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (gGlTx)

34 Remember, Disney shareholders voted for their leadership that produced this. Good and hard they are getting the whirlwind wind they sowed.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (LX4y3)

35 >>> 13 " Nood. Snow White.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

That could save it.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (vFG9F)

You want to see Rachel Zegler nekkid?

Gal Gadot, sure, but Zegler???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (Vqx30)

36 Only a few moar days until the Trump era is ovah!

Posted by: James Carville, wity a firm grasp of reality at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (PiwSw)

37 talk about overrated , never understood the panacea surrounding De Niro. Al Pacino is so much better.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

38 Rachel Zegler: “People will wait in line despite my flaws.”

They're waiting in line because the theater didn't open enough exits.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (HeV6l)

39 Can't Bondi do something about Disney ???
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

Come on. The only way Disney can fail much faster is to pull their money out of the bank, stack it on pallets, add some gasoline, and light it on fire.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (VNX3d)

40 "The dwarves look like none of them are allowed within a mile of a school."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (ky8PV)

41 Come on. The only way Disney can fail much faster is to pull their money out of the bank, stack it on pallets, add some gasoline, and light it on fire.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (VNX3d)

She failed to fire Kathleen Kennedy !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

42 Just think, Kaffeine Kennedy *still* is employed at DIESney.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (Vqx30)

43 Nude White and the Seven Beta Males?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM


Walz, Emhoff, Hogg ... who else?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

44 So if it really did cost $275 million to make plus, say, another $100 million for marketing, and Disney only gets 50% of the take, that means $750 million needed to break even.

The rule of thumb is half of all revenues generated on opening weekend. Say it's close to 100 million worldwide for opening weekend. Being generous, give it a 300 million total take over its run, with Disney getting half. That's over a 200 million loss.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (Dm8we)

45 Come on. The only way Disney can fail much faster is to pull their money out of the bank, stack it on pallets, add some gasoline, and light it on fire.

The fire at EPCOT?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (T/xPf)

46 TESLA stock up 11.9% today...

EAT IT LEFTIES.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (QAkQ3)

47 Snow Woke And The 5 Stages Of Shareholder Grief, Plus Two Extra Stages of Grief, Because The Show Killed Their Kids' Inheritance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (i24o9)

48 Just think, Kaffeine Kennedy *still* is employed at DIESney.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (Vqx30)


and only because Pam Bondi did not fire her !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (g47mK)

49 32 Change that to "herbivore males" and its probably a Japanes light novel though shortened bu about a dozen other words.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (LX4y3)

50 You want to see Rachel Zegler nekkid?

Gal Gadot, sure, but Zegler???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (Vqx30)

She is undeniably very pretty. But then she opens her mouth and becomes much less attractive.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (uCjyK)

51 and only because Pam Bondi did not fire her !
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (g47mK)

da bitch!

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (2NXcZ)

52 >>> 44 So if it really did cost $275 million to make plus, say, another $100 million for marketing, and Disney only gets 50% of the take, that means $750 million needed to break even.

The rule of thumb is half of all revenues generated on opening weekend. Say it's close to 100 million worldwide for opening weekend. Being generous, give it a 300 million total take over its run, with Disney getting half. That's over a 200 million loss.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (Dm8we)

We're going to make it up in volume!!!

Posted by: Bob Iger at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM (Vqx30)

53 I know, if Disney edited in some scenes from South Parks 'Imagination Land' episode that would help!

- Meathead Reiner director extraordinaire

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (37aB+)

54 This will not have Mufasa's legs or little mermaids tails.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (MGB5H)

55 "You want to see Rachel Zegler nekkid?

Gal Gadot, sure, but Zegler???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

How about some naked magical creatures?

Posted by: Flashy the Dwarf at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (vFG9F)

56 Beta O'Rourke

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (T/xPf)

57 Nude White and the Seven Beta Males?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:07 PM

Nude White and the Seven Dildos?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (VNX3d)

58 There is one thing about the new Snow White movie that I really like.

That's the fact thst I don't have to see it.

I did watch the animated classic from 1937 for the first time this weekend, and have to say that the turtle is my favorite character.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (GHAiA)

59 THE Rick Wilson.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

60 I think Disney is one giant Ponzi scheme. Prove me wrong!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (g47mK)

61 Oh, apparently it's a musical

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (rT96s)

62 I see someone is claiming Rachel "apologized" and we should accept the apology.

Fine, but, there needs to be consequences. Such as: becoming to toxic to ever work in Hollywood again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (tT6L1)

63
Problem is, it's not gay or lame enough.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (j4U/Z)

64 Lord Farquand could not get the princess, so he become her. Congratulations on the transition.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (T/xPf)

65 Nude White and the Seven Dildos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (VNX3d)

SEVEN CBDs?!

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (2NXcZ)

66
Snow gray

Acid reign

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (63Dwl)

67 Buenos Tardes Ace.
I understand the newest DeNiro has also flopped big time.
Ellen De Generas has cut all ties with the US.
Rosie O'Donnel has moved to Ireland.
and
Rachel Zeigler has destroyed her career.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (t/2Uw)

68 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (tT6L1)

No. Not accepted.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (2NXcZ)

69 “I know you are as sick of this movie as we were sick as Biden.”

Continue to kicking the dead horse.

Posted by: Estonia at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (4xmCi)

70 They even race swapped the little bluebird on her finger with a big ugly black crow.
Posted by: Night lifted


Worse: a vulture. (assuming the picture is actually a screenshot from the movie and not a manip)

You have to give them credit for being so very thorough at being "fair" though - why give the girl a bird that is associated with cuteness and cheerfulness when you can give equal opportunity to carrion eaters?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (hB7mE)

71 It's being reported recently that the shelved Coyote vs. Acme movie might actually be released.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (Vj4xA)

72 She is undeniably very pretty. But then she opens her mouth and becomes much less attractive.

Invest in ball gags?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (T/xPf)

73 11 Which motherfucker has more elevation in their lifts; Bobby De Niro, Tom Cruise or Al Pacino?Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (fY84s)

Pacino loves being at eye level with a woman's GREEEAAAT ASSSS!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (zBOzm)

74
I saw Snow Woke. The political messaging is beyond confused.

The royal family is the socialist leadership. "Make everyone share everything and we'll all be happy. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. We are virtuous and wise."

So wise that when the queen dies, the king marries a bitch with D-cups who murders him.

Snow White runs to the forest, organizes the rebels, and comes back to the city, where all the New Man people have become Stasi.

She reminds them how fun it was to eat apple pie, and the police instantly defund themselves, they burn the Queen's Tesla with her in it, and they all live happily ever after.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (SwYcw)

75
I'm hearing the movie is loaded with songs, like a song breaks out every minute. One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (K8QQI)

76 Speaking of movies, I was able to find the movie Mickey 17 online (I won't pay to see a movie if I can't preview it first. I learned my final lesson with Flight Risk). Anyhoo, it only took 12 minutes in to see it was an Orange Man Bad movie.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (OpRdi)

77 >>> 26 They even race swapped the little bluebird on her finger with a big ugly black crow.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:06 PM (2NXcZ)

Don't hate me, they were holding my family hostage.

Posted by: big ugly black crow at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (Vqx30)

78 She is really quite full of herself, isn't Miss Zegler?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (42Vb+)

79 Rachel Zegler is getting ready for her new career as a cashier at TJ Maxx.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (T/xPf)

80 Can we deport Rachel Zegler to North Korea?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (xh4bt)

81
“I know you are as sick of this movie as we were sick as Biden.”

Continue to kicking the dead horse.


Zombies keep coming back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

82
Seven Dildos for Seven Dwarves?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (w6EFb)

83 62 apology or not, still not interested in seeing a garbage movie especially in theaters. That he mouth has ruined her movie future for at least bit of time is just Schaudenfreud.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2025 05:14 PM (LX4y3)

84 Snow White Walkers might have been a better movie to produce and release.

Might.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (Vyll1)

85 It's being reported recently that the shelved Coyote vs. Acme movie might actually be released.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (Vj4xA

It's sounding promising. The current looney tunes movie is doing decently well and last I saw a new group was looking to help finance the release.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (MGB5H)

86 Watching this culture wreck in slow motion? 5 stars.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (4xmCi)

87 When are they going to make a Milei biopic with Kurt Russell?

Posted by: MikeN at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (HVZOH)

88 Even Mike Jordan understood that Republicans bought shoes too.

But understand, when he said that, he caught much shit from Jim Brown and Lou Alcindor and a ton of others.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (ZjZ6s)

89 Nude White and the Seven Dildos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:11 PM (VNX3d)

SEVEN CBDs?!
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 05:12 PM (2NXcZ)

No, I wouldn't inflict that on him. I'm not sure of anyone I'd do that to.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (VNX3d)

90 The movie reviewer Oleksinski at the NY Post said this movie from Deniro and written by Nicholas Pileggi was stupid. He also said it was probably the death knell for Mob movies as DeNiro and Pacino , Pesci etc are old

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:15 PM (rsgUv)

91 There's always The Death of Snow White, and also, from 1997, Snow White, A Tale of Terror, starring Sigourney Weaver and Sam Neill.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (BRvvM)

92 >>> Pacino loves being at eye level with a woman's GREEEAAAT ASSSS!
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (zBOzm)

=====

Did someone say Great Asssss?

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (OpRdi)

93 And thanks to Peter Dinklage, 7 dwarf actors who would’ve gotten a paycheck, didn’t.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (u73oe)

94 Walz, Emhoff, Hogg ... who else?

Corey Booker and Mark Ruffalo; that Richard Madcow guy on MSLSD would fit right in.

Posted by: Nelly at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (pSknm)

95 When you wish upon a ho!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (/tzYP)

96 That condescending tweet of S'not White (with her middle finger elegantly raised in a mirror-practiced salute) so well highlights the certainty that if the world were given over to a reality Ziegler demands -- where the old "patriarchy" and sense of chivalry were buried once and for all -- she would be pummeled into the mud instantaneously, with no one coming to her aid.

Careful what you wish for, honey.

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (oylnX)

97 I remember Adam Carolla long ago commenting how Brad Pitt is smart not to pop his mouth off and potentially reveal massive stupidity like other actors do.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (V6W16)

98 Patton Oswalt.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (PiwSw)

99 Snow White is supposed to be 14. Come on, Disney, don’t be passive-progressive: make a MAP Pride Snow White!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (l3YAf)

100 Babylon Bee: Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action 'Pocahontas' Starring Dylan Mulvaney

https://tinyurl.com/cd5ncsdw

No word if they'd swap in Congresscritter McBride.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (VNX3d)

101 "Off-White and the Seven Pronouns."

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (wX56x)

102 Zegler is what you get when there are far too many simps, soys and all the gay boys surrounding her

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (HYKHz)

103 I don't know why they keep calling these movies "live action remakes."

In reality, they are about as live action as Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (7fElN)

104 I was the lead in Snow White!

That’s great. Could I get onion rings instead of fries?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (u73oe)

105 The Alto Knights Sux.

Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (/tzYP)

106 RadioGenoa
@RadioGenoa
Giorgia Meloni: "Islam is not compatible with Western values.”

We now have Trump, Milei, Orban, Meloni on our side. Anyone else come to mind?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (t/2Uw)

107 And thanks to Peter Dinklage, 7 dwarf actors who would’ve gotten a paycheck, didn’t.

Spoiler Alert - the next "minority" or generation that doesn't pull up the ladder after they've made their money will be the first.

Its no fun if everyone is rich. That is Human Nature 101.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:19 PM (ZjZ6s)

108 "This movie makes me jealous of the deaf, blind, and deceased."

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2025 05:19 PM (NCclz)

109 I'm so glad most of America is awaken to the problem now. I feel like Americans are giving the collective finger to these whiny, entitled assholes on the left.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2025 05:19 PM (aOqEy)

110 74 Snow White runs to the forest, organizes the rebels, and comes back to the city, where all the New Man people have become Stasi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (SwYcw)

That is probably the most realistic part of the movie.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2025 05:19 PM (GHAiA)

111 One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 24, 2025 05:13 PM (K8QQI)

It's about periods, isn't it?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (k9OZB)

112 You have to be a very stupid "movie star" to alienate 70+ million people during/after the election. Especially since they are the ones with children/grandchildren. Michael Jordan is fabulously wealthy and much beloved widely because he doesn't insult half the country.

Posted by: She Dumb at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (G5+As)

113 I guess I'm surprised they didn't cast Elizabeth Warren as Rose Red.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (VNX3d)

114 >>> 99 Snow White is supposed to be 14. Come on, Disney, don’t be passive-progressive: make a MAP Pride Snow White!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (l3YAf)

Why not 11?

Posted by: George Lucas at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (Vqx30)

115 There's always The Death of Snow White, and also, from 1997, Snow White, A Tale of Terror, starring Sigourney Weaver and Sam Neill.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2025 05:16 PM (BRvvM)
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Off White and the Seven Gays

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

116
Giorgia Meloni: "Islam is not compatible with Western values.”

We now have Trump, Milei, Orban, Meloni on our side. Anyone else come to mind?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

===============

Actually, I'm sure the sheiks, ayatollahs, and mullahs would completely agree that Islam is not compatible with Western values.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:21 PM (SwYcw)

117 Has anyone seen my Inogen Portable Oxygen Concentrator?

Posted by: BOBBY DE NIRO at March 24, 2025 05:21 PM (W2EWw)

118 And to think, aside from the fact that the dwarves are all CGI, maybe, just maybe the film would have done better if Zegler
(to quote another song lyric) had "put on a happy face" , not knocked the original film and shut up about Trump being elected and giving people who voted for him the finger. This does not seem like rocket science to me, but I'm not a film actress with millions of dollars to my name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (42Vb+)

119
If it's all going to be A.I. from now on, what's going to become of the cute little casting couch victims? The alcoholic leading men? The gay set designers and makeup persons of indeterminate sexuality? What about the New York Jewish money men? The communist writers and directors?

Hollywood is where the Butlerian Jihad begins.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (j4U/Z)

120
Why not 11?
Posted by: George Lucas at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (Vqx30)
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This from a guy who said there was no underwear in space.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

121 She thinks Zegler has proven herself too alienating for general audiences, and will have to make do with starring in Broadway shows.

-------------

Are you ready for her starring role in "Hamilton and the Seven Cats?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (JGwtE)

122 Rickey Gervais has a bit about Dinklage being upset about seven dwarves in this day and age
" He wasn't Happy, now he's just Grumpy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (rsgUv)

123 90 The movie reviewer Oleksinski at the NY Post said this movie from Deniro and written by Nicholas Pileggi was stupid. He also said it was probably the death knell for Mob movies as DeNiro and Pacino , Pesci etc are old
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Pileggi and DeNiro can team up for a movie called Old Fellas. DeNiro can play Vincent Gigante as shuffling around in his bathrobe and drooling a lot as an insane leading man makes sense when acting as someone feigning insanity and the other oldster actors can play the other geriatric heads of teh families mumbling about ungrateful kids, COPD, and their walkers.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (ctrM5)

124 119
If it's all going to be A.I. from now on, what's going to become of the cute little casting couch victims? The alcoholic leading men? The gay set designers and makeup persons of indeterminate sexuality? What about the New York Jewish money men? The communist writers and directors?

Hollywood is where the Butlerian Jihad begins.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 05:22 PM (j4U/Z)

There's always Broadway. Or...Apple TV shows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2025 05:23 PM (aOqEy)

125 It's kind of amusing that they are still using the $250 Million as the baseline cost of production. They had to do so much re-work on what they originally wanted to regurgitate that I would be surprised if the base cost isn't another 1/3 higher over the $250 Million.

Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2025 05:23 PM (dIske)

126 I imagine Zegler's publicist was popping Xanax like skittles Friday morning and washing them down with half gallon bottles of Popov

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at March 24, 2025 05:23 PM (oaPfe)

127 DeNiro had a gay father and now has a trans son. Odd DNA there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:23 PM (rsgUv)

128 Snow White is supposed to be 14. Come on, Disney, don’t be passive-progressive: make a MAP Pride Snow White!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Why not 11?
Posted by: George Lucas

I can write the scene.

Posted by: Stephen King at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (+AAhx)

129 You say "Broadway."
I say, "off-Broadway."
Reality says, "OF"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (MC8h6)

130 If this is a movie thread, I'd like to let everyone know a 2024 Oscar winner is available on Amazon Prime members. It features Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe.

I rate the movie "Poor Things" as: worth missing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (tT6L1)

131 It occurs to me the idea of multi-racial dwarves is stupid even beyond dwarves coming from northern European folklore

They live underground and need all the Vit D they can get.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (t0Rmr)

132 The only movie I may rent at some point that is coming out now is 'F1', but only because I love racing movies. The last one I saw had MATT DAMON in it and I still liked it a lot (Ford vs. Ferrari).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (sAmhv)

133 Who was the last overpaid twat to head up a total Titanic?

This list seems to be growing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (aOqEy)

134 Only Fans Broadway?

It could happen. The Twerk must glow

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (T/xPf)

135 DeNiro had a gay father and now has a trans son. Odd DNA there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:23 PM (rsgUv)
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I think that makes him Bi unless he was cucked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

136 Snow White is supposed to be 14. Come on, Disney, don’t be passive-progressive: make a MAP Pride Snow White!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Why not 11?
Posted by: George Lucas

I can write the scene.
Posted by: Stephen King at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (+AAhx)

I can film it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (l3YAf)

137 It's not just that it's a shit movie, it's the star running around being a thoroughly unlikeable narcissistic solipsistic hate-filled audience-despising terrorist-supporting c*nt. She's like the worst parts of Brie Larsen and Daniella Pineda on steroids. Any serious company would have put her on a very VERY tight leash.

Posted by: Quit shitting on the audience at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (SIX3A)

138
Rachel Zegler is getting ready for her new career as a cashier at TJ Maxx.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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Maybe.

"Rachel Zegler will star as Eva Perón in Jamie Lloyd's production of "Evita" at the London Palladium, with performances running from June 14 to September 6, 2025, marking her West End debut."

The girl can sing.

After London, perhaps Broadway, and then a couple of hit songs. Back in movies shortly afterwards?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (SwYcw)

139 Only Fans Broadway?

It could happen. The Twerk must glow
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (T/xPf)

Try the Kennedy Center in four years.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (VNX3d)

140 One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."

You know how some images make you want to pour bleach into your eyes? This song will make you want to do that to your ears, after rupturing your ear drums with an icepick, just to be sure.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (D0HYP)

141 I imagine Zegler's publicist was popping Xanax like skittles Friday morning and washing them down with half gallon bottles of Popov

She's on Publicist #17

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (T/xPf)

142 >>>making $87 million globally

I don't know anything about movies, but that does not sound promising for Disney.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 24, 2025 05:04 PM (uCjyK)

If the official budget was 250 million, it was much higher given the reshoots, rewrites and holding it without releasing it for a year while the interest on the loans builds up. I think the estimate of people who follow this is it would have to break a billion to be a hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (n7h9X)

143 Yo Zegler I'll see your movie , but first...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:27 PM (rsgUv)

144 AI actors solves all this shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2025 05:27 PM (aOqEy)

145 I think that makes him Bi unless he was cucked.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

Gay men can have sex with women and still be gay. Doesn’t make them bi.

At least, that’s what Gabe Malor said.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:27 PM (l3YAf)

146 Im thinking Disney will take another $300 million hit on this one

There aint enough money laundering in the world to justify that loss

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (HYKHz)

147 It's kind of amusing that they are still using the $250 Million as the baseline cost of production. They had to do so much re-work on what they originally wanted to regurgitate that I would be surprised if the base cost isn't another 1/3 higher over the $250 Million.
Posted by: Orson

--

I used to be a bank examiner in Los Angeles.

Hollywood accounting is...well, it's really designed to obscure or outright conceal the true state of everything financial.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (zy08Q)

148 Any serious company would have put her on a very VERY tight leash.

Not going to lie, I would pay $1 to see that.

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (oaPfe)

149 I'd pay to see a mash-up of Snow White and Ewoks of Endor....doing something.

And sure, we can mock the studios for being "woke", but they have pretty much staffed a lot of management with the justice and equity of "woke".
Now it's genetic, they can't really help themselves. And with the NAZI TRUMP! now President, they WILL NOT bend the knee to that awful thing called "profits".

So, they will continue to burn money.

Disney will not go out of business, but their stock will continue to lose value.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

150 Zegler was born to play Eva Peron.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Rachel Zegler is the Volodymyr Zelensky of Lorena Bobbitts.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (ZmEVT)

152 140 One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."

How about "Duchess Dilemmas?" Doesn't anyone ever think of me?

*glares at assistant*

Get out!

Posted by: HRH Meghan Markle at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

153 She's like the worst parts of Brie Larsen and Daniella Pineda on steroids. Any serious company would have put her on a very VERY tight leash.
Posted by: Quit shitting on the audience at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (SIX3A)

Interestingly Brie Larson has been pretty mild to based in her public questionings set up for her to say something for the press to talk about since Marvel let her go.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (n7h9X)

154 There is some skepticism around milei's claim to be an anti-state capitalist, including from one of his supposed influencers, Hans Hermann Hoppe. But I hope he continues to shock the world and makes Argentina a model for a stateless society.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (2ap+5)

155 After London, perhaps Broadway, and then a couple of hit songs. Back in movies shortly afterwards?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Possibly. And she could just hum.

Posted by: Vivid Video at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (+AAhx)

156 144 AI actors solves all this shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Probably see AI animated features first due to the uncanny valley and doing photo realistic AI movies (as apart from face paced games) is probably a stretch for current technology.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)

157 I think the porno version of snow white made more $$$$ than this train wreck.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (e5NfL)

158 Disney also announced on Friday they will be making Coco 2. Coco was a delightful self contained story. It does not need nor does it lend itself to a sequel but hey inside out 2 and Moana were hits so let's do it again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (MGB5H)

159 "Rachel Zegler will star as Eva Perón in Jamie Lloyd's production of "Evita" at the London Palladium, with performances running from June 14 to September 6, 2025, marking her West End debut."

This is the role AOC was born to play.

Only the premier song won't be Don't Cry for Me Argentina...it will be

Big Juicy Booty

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (t0Rmr)

160 One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."

How about "Duchess Dilemmas?" Doesn't anyone ever think of me?

*glares at assistant*

Get out!
Posted by: HRH Meghan Markle at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

Don't forget Baroness Boggles

Posted by: Queen Quandaries are the worst at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (SIX3A)

161 >> And sure, we can mock the studios for being "woke", but they have pretty much staffed a lot of management with the justice and equity of "woke".
Now it's genetic, they can't really help themselves. And with the NAZI TRUMP! now President, they WILL NOT bend the knee to that awful thing called "profits".

This is almost every large corporation nowadays.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (l3YAf)

162 If this is a movie thread, I'd like to let everyone know a 2024 Oscar winner is available on Amazon Prime members. It features Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe.

I rate the movie "Poor Things" as: worth missing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
____________

If this is a movie thread, I'd like to know what happened to the daily Daddario.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (Dm8we)

163 What I can't get over is how horrible the CGI for the dwarves is.

Where did all that money go, 'cause it couldn't have went to that?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (MC8h6)

164
So

Milei is Prince Charming?

Posted by: Miklos, like the Drinking Lamp, is LIT at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (zRebN)

165 Rachel Zeigler Crapped on Spielberg who gave her first role in west side story, she's an ungrateful bitch

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (FCrpy)

166 She's like the worst parts of Brie Larsen and Daniella Pineda on steroids. Any serious company would have put her on a very VERY tight leash.
Posted by: Quit shitting on the audience at March 24, 2025 05:26 PM (SIX3A)

But she's not Chinese. Can't do without the race swap.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (n7h9X)

167 PSA

If you're buying a seat in the theater that had one, or two patrons for Snow White... do not sit in that seat, the ones next to it, the one in front or back, or anywhere near it.

You're welcome.

Donations through 072-455553820.eoxy.spooge.net

That's a fake thing IYDN

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)

168 Gay men can have sex with women and still be gay. Doesn’t make them bi.

At least, that’s what Gabe Malor said.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:27 PM (l3YAf)
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The truth is that homosexuality is a behavior, not an immutable characteristic and most "gay" men are in fact willing to hump just about anything.

Now that Christians are done with being nice, I'm seeing essays by ex-gay people explaining how they were broken and how they healed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

169 Not going to lie, I would pay $1 to see that.
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite

The Tubes have just the song for you!!!
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc
She's a Beauty.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (ctrM5)

170 74
I saw Snow Woke. The political messaging is beyond confused.

The royal family is the socialist leadership. "Make everyone share everything and we'll all be happy. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. We are virtuous and wise."

So wise that when the queen dies, the king marries a bitch with D-cups who murders him.

Snow White runs to the forest, organizes the rebels, and comes back to the city, where all the New Man people have become Stasi.

She reminds them how fun it was to eat apple pie, and the police instantly defund themselves, they burn the Queen's Tesla with her in it, and they all live happily ever after.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



So, see this movie right after smoking hash and drinking 2 gallons of Value-rite vodka? Seems kind of excessive. I'll pass.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

171 50 You want to see Rachel Zegler nekkid?

Gal Gadot, sure, but Zegler???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 05:08 PM (Vqx30)

She is undeniably very pretty. But then she opens her mouth and becomes much less attractive.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 24, 2025 05:10 PM


The problem with Rachel Zegler ... is that she has resting Rachel Zegler Face.

(I think that was previously posted by a Moron.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (Q4Dc6)

172 145 Could have a regular columb based on shit Mabe Galor said that turned out to be as truthful as a political speech.

Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (LX4y3)

173 Disney is going to prove whether the maxim, Make It Up In Volume, is a real thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (XV/Pl)

174 I am thinking of smuggling in a flask of bourbon and watching this shit-show for the fun of mocking it.

On Sunday. During Lent.

Yeah, not very charitable, is it?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (ZmEVT)

175


Ah, they used this chick to promote AOC.

Makes perfect sense.

Shtrawng latina latinx latinz cis-fem PoC who is gonna be our next President. She's also Snow White too! DON'T YOU LOVE HER NOW?

The little chick looks like AOC a little bit.

BTW, AOC is filling out a bit. Not complaining, her ass is really juicy.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (et1vG)

176 Interestingly Brie Larson has been pretty mild to based in her public questionings set up for her to say something for the press to talk about since Marvel let her go.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (n7h9X)

Interesting. Perhaps she actually learned something from the experience.

Posted by: Surprising but not impossible at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (SIX3A)

177 Now that Christians are done with being nice, I'm seeing essays by ex-gay people explaining how they were broken and how they healed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
=====
Probably de transers first.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (ctrM5)

178 The girl can sing.

After London, perhaps Broadway, and then a couple of hit songs. Back in movies shortly afterwards?

Problem isn't that she can sing but it's that she also talks and lacks self awareness and basic intelligence.

Posted by: Nelly at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (pSknm)

179 It occurs to me the idea of multi-racial dwarves is stupid even beyond dwarves coming from northern European folklore.

Nonsense. I'd cast Samuel Jackson as Cussy. "Get your white ass up off the bed !!!".

Denzel Washington would be Blasty. The chill dwarf until you pushed too far.

Morgan Freeman as Talky. "I could see, as Cussy warned the old woman, but she would not listen. And the nature - and Blasty - took their course."

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (ZjZ6s)

180 The last one I saw had MATT DAMON in it and I still liked it a lot (Ford vs. Ferrari).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

That was a great movie. My late Brother in law was a big motorhead (professional mechanic) and it was his favorite movie.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

181 Movies, or Money?? You decide….

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (PCK5/)

182 157 I think the porno version of snow white made more $$$$ than this train wreck.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (e5NfL)


Snow Tight?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (eb5mD)

183 For those with Tensor accounts, it just gave me something so wild I had to post. And Tensor censored it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (T/xPf)

184 Probably see AI animated features first due to the uncanny valley and doing photo realistic AI movies (as apart from face paced games) is probably a stretch for current technology.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)
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I think Hollywood, rather going full AI, will pay someone to do the same type of thing MLB does for their video baseball game then pay a fee to use the likeness in film.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

185 What I can't get over is how horrible the CGI for the dwarves is.

Where did all that money go, 'cause it couldn't have went to that?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (MC8h6)

That was all last minute reworking and reshoots after the photos of the original dwarves actors leaked. It's where a large chuck of the bloated budget lies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (MGB5H)

186 What I can't get over is how horrible the CGI for the dwarves is.

Where did all that money go, 'cause it couldn't have went to that?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:30 PM (MC8h6)

These days when the scripts are rewritten a dozen times the CGI people need to scrap everything and start over when this happens. And they probably suck too.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

187 183 For those with Tensor accounts, it just gave me something so wild I had to post. And Tensor censored it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (T/xPf)

Who controls Tensor???

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

188 Robert De Niro’s Nepo Baby Son Shows Off Transformation With Heels And Pink Hair In Rare Sighting

https://tinyurl.com/jr6cnuxs

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (/U5Yz)

189 Disney used to touch hearts
Now it touches like my creepy uncle

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (wBaIH)

190 "She is undeniably very pretty. But then she opens her mouth and becomes much less attractive. "

Are you referring to what she says or her "too many teeth look"?

Posted by: avi at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (cBCwV)

191 The truth is that homosexuality is a behavior, not an immutable characteristic and most "gay" men are in fact willing to hump just about anything.

Yeah this is pretty accurate.

Most of the "born this way" lesbians I know ended up married to men.

As for gay men I suspect in part its because it is generally work to get women to have sex with you and another gay guy isn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (t0Rmr)

192 A big win Trump could score for us would be to reform copyright law. Reduce it down to 15 years or so. A lot of money flows to Hollyweird leftists from old movies and TV shows. It’s ridiculous 50 year-old movies are still protected. It’s crazy that Seinfeld still brings in hundreds of millions.

It would force Hollywood to make new stuff that appeals to people, or die.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (l3YAf)

193 That was all last minute reworking and reshoots after the photos of the original dwarves actors leaked. It's where a large chuck of the bloated budget lies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (MGB5H)

Not all that last minute, the movie was held out a year after it was finished.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (n7h9X)

194 Another "must miss" that's coming out is a Minecraft movie.

Because: Jack Black

IDK if the other stars and the subject will bail him out but he can DIAF.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (MC8h6)

195 The Argentinian economic recovery? Snow White says you are doing it all wrong, Milei!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

196 I'd pay to see a mash-up of Snow White and Ewoks of Endor....doing something.

...

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

The Ewoks come across her, and invite her to dinner. She gladly lets herself by tied to the spit, and they roast her for dinner, just like they planned to do to Han and Luke. Her whining makes them build the fire higher and higher.

She dies in a Ring of Fire.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (VNX3d)

197 The problem with Rachel Zegler ... is that she has resting Rachel Zegler Face.

(I think that was previously posted by a Moron.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (Q4Dc6)

Anya Taylor-Joy is the only walleyed actress for me.

Posted by: 360 degree peripheral vision at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (SIX3A)

198 168 Gay men can have sex with women and still be gay. Doesn’t make them bi.

At least, that’s what Gabe Malor said.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:27 PM (l3YAf)
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The truth is that homosexuality is a behavior, not an immutable characteristic and most "gay" men are in fact willing to hump just about anything.

Now that Christians are done with being nice, I'm seeing essays by ex-gay people explaining how they were broken and how they healed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd



youtu.be/CO0upOSUodo

From John MacArthur. Video is 4:38 long.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (sAmhv)

199 Hello, Horde! 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (SRRAx)

200 De Niro already did the dress-wearing stuff in "Stardust."

Pretty funny, really.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (ZmEVT)

201 LotR did a great job with dwarves with minimal FX. I wonder why they couldn't use the same methods here...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (t0Rmr)

202 114 >>> 99 Snow White is supposed to be 14. Come on, Disney, don’t be passive-progressive: make a MAP Pride Snow White!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:17 PM (l3YAf)

Why not 11?
Posted by: George Lucas at March 24, 2025 05:20 PM (Vqx30)

Why not 9?

Posted by: Muhammad at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (GHAiA)

203 190 "She is undeniably very pretty. But then she opens her mouth and becomes much less attractive. "

Are you referring to what she says or her "too many teeth look"?
Posted by: avi at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (cBCwV)

She is just another manufactured Wokie… she is a dime-a-dozen… they turn them out in some factory… white, brown and black models… all have the Bitch Programming, though..

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

204 Anya Taylor-Joy is the only walleyed actress for me.

And unlike Zegler she can actually act.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (t0Rmr)

205 Not all that last minute, the movie was held out a year after it was finished.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (n7h9X)

It was still done under the gun to meet a previous release date. Sitting it for a year doesn't change that. It just added the the final cost with more interest payments.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (MGB5H)

206 Really wish Gerald Butler would make a another FALLEN movie and just make it about BUTLER Iran sends a hit team to Kill a former president

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (FCrpy)

207 I hate that Gal will be associated with this mess. I would think that to an extent, she must have seen the woke spin before taking the part, so I do wonder if she was on board with it.

I wonder if the two got along before October 7th?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (Vvh2V)

208 Disney destroyed the entire concept of the original film. The moral of the story that Disney is famous for entirely lost. The Disney movies always had something to teach about being a good person. Truth, love, compassion. All lost because the Woke gods must be appeased. This is not a kids movie anymore.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (t/2Uw)

209 Robert DeNiro's best role was in Brazil

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (T/xPf)

210 Probably de transers first.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:32 PM (ctrM5)
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Those are already out in the public eye, and as the lawsuits get rolling, we'll see more of them.

I just think it's interesting that Christian publications are dumping the "born that way" and exploring how people get trapped in the gay lifestyle. And it really is a trap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:37 PM (ZOv7s)

211 Critical Drinker said Snow White was a stupid mess. He said the best thing probably was Zegler's voice. He thought Gadot could neither sing nor act. He also thought that the CGI dwarves were nightmare fuel and they looked pretty idiotic in the trailer I saw

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:37 PM (rsgUv)

212 Walt is spinning in his grave so fast that if you attached magnets to his feet you could produce enough electricity to power a small African nation.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2025 05:37 PM (pMi6S)

213 @194

>>Because: Jack Black

I think it's going to fail for no other reason that it look absolutely terrible and Jack Black looks nothing like Steve.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2025 05:37 PM (XV/Pl)

214 Besides being a nasty narcissist she is flat as a board and ugly. Go away.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:38 PM (KQk9m)

215 As for gay men I suspect in part its because it is generally work to get women to have sex with you and another gay guy isn't.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (t0Rmr)
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One of the problems I see is the culture. Once you're firmly embedded in a lifestyle it's really hard to walk away.

A woman who did walk away, Rosaria Butterfield, wrote a really good piece on how much it cost for her to leave the homosexual lifestyle behind. "My Trainwreck Conversion" is an interesting read.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:38 PM (tT6L1)

216 160 One of the songs is, get this, "Princess Problems."

How about "Duchess Dilemmas?" Doesn't anyone ever think of me?

*glares at assistant*

Get out!
Posted by: HRH Meghan Markle at March 24, 2025 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

Don't forget Baroness Boggles


stewardess stumpers

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2025 05:38 PM (oY6Yp)

217 Hey Teresa

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:38 PM (T/xPf)

218 I am thinking of smuggling in a flask of bourbon and watching this shit-show for the fun of mocking it.

On Sunday. During Lent.

Yeah, not very charitable, is it?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (ZmEVT)

Just wait for Disparu to do a YT series about it. He's the designated watcher for the most woeful drek. He condenses things down well.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:38 PM (n7h9X)

219 OK, the Trump portrait in the CO capitol is kinda funny.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (MC8h6)

220 I hate that Gal will be associated with this mess. I would think that to an extent, she must have seen the woke spin before taking the part, so I do wonder if she was on board with it.

I wonder if the two got along before October 7th?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

--

Good actresses are occasionally in bad movies.

Bad actresses are always in bad movies.

The former type I can. "Boat payment movies". "Hey, I needed to make a payment on my boat so I just grabbed this role."

The latter I call "an axiom."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (zy08Q)

221 133 Who was the last overpaid twat to head up a total Titanic?

This list seems to be growing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2025 05:25 PM (aOqEy)

Stockton Rush

Posted by: Muhammad at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (GHAiA)

222 That was all last minute reworking and reshoots after the photos of the original dwarves actors leaked. It's where a large chuck of the bloated budget lies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:33 PM (MGB5H)

I think those freaks actually ended up in the movie anyway as forest people or townspeople or something.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (k9OZB)

223 *can = "call."

Dumb phone.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (zy08Q)

224 Jack Black and his beard, they should be starring in a movie about some mountain man and his bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (T/xPf)

225 @209 Brazil is a very underrated movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (rsgUv)

226 The truth is that homosexuality is a behavior, not an immutable characteristic and most "gay" men are in fact willing to hump just about anything.

Now that Christians are done with being nice, I'm seeing essays by ex-gay people explaining how they were broken and how they healed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

“Gay” is an identity. Homosexual acts have been around forever, but the man who centers his entire self___ around sodomy is a relatively recent phenomenon.

And, yes, it’s clearly a choice.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (l3YAf)

227 212 Walt is spinning in his grave so fast that if you attached magnets to his feet you could produce enough electricity to power a small African nation.

global warming status:

[_] not solved
[x] solved

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (oY6Yp)

228 Traditional values. Democrat traditional values.

Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
The City of Hoboken, NJ together with the Mayor are holding a “Trans Day of Visibility” at a public library for children. They will have crafts and conversations about being transgender.
Why are tax dollars funding the grooming of children??

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)

229 Milei is a damned sight more impressive than Zegler… although I doubt that she believes that…

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

230 Michael Caine after a Jaws sequel, it paid for a house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:40 PM (T/xPf)

231 I hear Disney is going to re-release the Star Wars Christmas Special to distract from this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:40 PM (MC8h6)

232 As for gay men I suspect in part its because it is generally work to get women to have sex with you and another gay guy isn't.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM (t0Rmr)

--

All he has to do is find a fag hag and he's set.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (zy08Q)

233 Die Mouse Die 🐁 🔪

Read a article at American Thinker yesterday how woke they made Snow White. Hope it kills them.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (fwDg9)

234 I think Mileu of Argentina should tweet out snarky things about Rachel Zegler during the run of "Evita" since he and Zegler would probably not see eye to eye on politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (42Vb+)

235 I remember Adam Carolla long ago commenting how Brad Pitt is smart not to pop his mouth off and potentially reveal massive stupidity like other actors do.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything


For a mid-wit actor, he seemed to know what his role was/is. Years ago, he was asked if he thought he was special. He pretty much said actors like him are a dime a dozen and his success was pure accident.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (mlg/3)

236 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (s5Hjy)

237 212 Walt is spinning in his grave so fast that if you attached magnets to his feet you could produce enough electricity to power a small African nation.

Dunno. Disney exploded - like a lot of other industries - because or that sweet sweet WW II money that those in charge still miss. When the country was "mobilized":

Would Walt turn down todays modern money ? I do not know.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (ZjZ6s)

238 It's a trap.

Bitch.

Posted by: admiral akbar at March 24, 2025 05:41 PM (/tzYP)

239 I think Hollywood, rather going full AI, will pay someone to do the same type of thing MLB does for their video baseball game then pay a fee to use the likeness in film.
Posted by: blake
======
Possibly but all of the bigs in entertainment are in the toilet right now and part of that reason is the endless stream of crap movies from Hollywood. I think the v-gaming industry has passed it now in total revenue but could be wrong.

Music right now is a field that is being heavily taken over by AI product to the extent that LLM model prompts can create passable songs and passable human singing voices. They'll get better and ai songs/performances is all over yt and tik tok nowadays.

At the same time, the music companies want only people with huge number of followers and then make them into artificial music stars to promote.

Some good videos on the subject by Rick Beato. We are in the twilight of big music with old legacy acts staggering on in their dotage, no new bands making the charts for nearly a decade or so, and only internet celebrities making fake and derivative works to fill up Spotify lists.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (ctrM5)

240 Jack Black threw his band mate of years under the bus faster than he eats a whole cake

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (FCrpy)

241 Everyone says she can sing, so she can do musicals.

Do you know likes musicals?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (wBaIH)

242
He's literally a moron (and not the good kind). It's hard to take him seriously once you realize he barely even understands the lines he's mouthing.


The last De Niro flick I bothered to watch and enjoy was Ronin, which is almost 30 years old. Setting aside the fact that he's a commie fucktard, I suspect that he's also borderline retarded, he reads his lines from cue cards/teleprompter. Watch his eyes on virtually any film he does, he constantly glances to the side just before reading his next line. I'm sure that's why he hasn't done any stage work in decades.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (y9nCu)

243 Something’s wrong with her eyes.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (u73oe)

244
AI actors solves all this shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

=============

Hollywood is fighting AI tooth and nail, but there is no way they will win. If they were smart, they'd be aggressively grabbing AI and using it to outpace the Joes and Janes who are making movies on their laptops as we speak, but NO, they're spending their money on Zegler damage control and drafting the Land Acknowledgments for the next Oscars ceremony that will set the next record for Least Watched Oscars Ever.

It's going to be amazing to read the history of Hollywood someday. Say it bloomed just after WWI with silent films, swelled to unimaginable wealth, penetration, worldwide dominance, and cultural influence, and died BY ITS OWN HAND (I'll say by 2050) a mere 130 years later. Not just one company, but an entire industry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (SwYcw)

245 Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

246 6 This is probably the funniest thing I've seen all month. Someone took all the savagely negative tweets about Snow White and put them to music:

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer

Damn, this turned my day around!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:03 PM (ky8PV)

It's really, really, really funny!

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (CQE5S)

247 That's Austrian for "The Mouse The".

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (/tzYP)

248 196 I'd pay to see a mash-up of Snow White and Ewoks of Endor....doing something.

...

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 24, 2025 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

The Ewoks come across her, and invite her to dinner. She gladly lets herself by tied to the spit, and they roast her for dinner, just like they planned to do to Han and Luke. Her whining makes them build the fire higher and higher.

She dies in a Ring of Fire.


well, this *would* explain where they got the dress that they gave leia...

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (oY6Yp)

249 Jack Black and his beard, they should be starring in a movie about some mountain man and his bear.
Posted by: Anna Puma

*Glares*

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (+AAhx)

250 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (KQk9m)

251 He thought Gadot could neither sing nor act.

*****************

Im glad people are finally getting past the boinky boinky and seeing the hoinky hoinky

She's cute and plays a believable Wonder Woman but that's pretty much it. Also way too thin for my tastes

For realz, eat a cheeburga honey (without the buns)

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)

252 ritical Drinker said Snow White was a stupid mess. He said the best thing probably was Zegler's voice. >>>

She may be a smarmy little brat but she can really sing.

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (KYd5r)

253
I remember Adam Carolla long ago commenting how Brad Pitt is smart not to pop his mouth off and potentially reveal massive stupidity like other actors do.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

For a mid-wit actor, he seemed to know what his role was/is. Years ago, he was asked if he thought he was special. He pretty much said actors like him are a dime a dozen and his success was pure accident.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

==============

When he was in Seven Years in Tibet, someone asked him to weigh in on the Tibet "situation," as if he would know. "I'm a man who wears makeup," he responded.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (SwYcw)

254 I just think it's interesting that Christian publications are dumping the "born that way" and exploring how people get trapped in the gay lifestyle. And it really is a trap.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
=======
Lots of ways that Stan gets to people. Lust is one of them.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (ctrM5)

255 240 Jack Black threw his band mate of years under the bus faster than he eats a whole cake
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (FCrpy)

Wasn't it Kyle Gass or Black (or both) who went on an anti-Trump screed onstage last year?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (s5Hjy)

256 She looks EXACTLY like the daughter of a friend of mine and I'm really glad I didn't point that out to him.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (CQE5S)

257 I hate that Gal will be associated with this mess. I would think that to an extent, she must have seen the woke spin before taking the part, so I do wonder if she was on board with it.

I wonder if the two got along before October 7th?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (Vvh2V)

I saw some of the early publicity interview bits and even in the early ones and she looks like she is wincing every time Zeigler spoke. Not sure if this was before Oct 7 but it probably was. Gal is very cool with her now, not giving much away.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (n7h9X)

258 Some bemoan the adaptation of such classics into versions updated for "modern audiences", others for draining away all the expressiveness of beloved characters like Little Mermaid's Flounder and Lion King's Simba, while others simply see them as a cynical cash grab inferior in all ways to their original.
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How about all three?

But mostly for me it's how lifeless these CGI versions are compared to the wonderful expressiveness of their original 2-D characters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (kpS4V)

259 239 I think Hollywood, rather going full AI, will pay someone to do the same type of thing MLB does for their video baseball game then pay a fee to use the likeness in film.
Posted by: blake
======
Possibly but all of the bigs in entertainment are in the toilet right now and part of that reason is the endless stream of crap movies from Hollywood. I think the v-gaming industry has passed it now in total revenue but could be wrong.

Music right now is a field that is being heavily taken over by AI product to the extent that LLM model prompts can create passable songs and passable human singing voices. They'll get better and ai songs/performances is all over yt and tik tok nowadays.


i suspect we'll have bona-fide prole novel-writing machines in time for the 100th anniversary of 1984.

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)

260 We're not supposed to notice Schumer's biggest critic is the one who benefits the most from him leaving office?
What it really is about is getting AOC into the Senate.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2025 08:06 AM (Cki93)

----------------

I just got around to reading the Morning Report and saw this in the comments. Had a good laugh comparing AOC to Caligula's horse Incitatus.

Posted by: Decaf at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (unUNN)

261 Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise never ripped 50% of their potential audience that I can recall

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (KQk9m)

262 A big win Trump could score for us would be to reform copyright law. Reduce it down to 15 years or so. A lot of money flows to Hollyweird leftists from old movies and TV shows. It’s ridiculous 50 year-old movies are still protected. It’s crazy that Seinfeld still brings in hundreds of millions.

It would force Hollywood to make new stuff that appeals to people, or die.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:34 PM


Unfortunately only congress can change the copy right laws that they wrote into united states code, Trump can't change a thing in regards to copy right law.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (e5NfL)

263 Walt Disney's The Wonderful World of Color was my favorite TV program when I was a kid. The show was made for kids, adventure, comedy, some documentary, and always - a plug for Disneyland.

Look at the dreck we have now ... Lefty tropes for Lefty dopes. No adventure, just lecture. By Communists.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (rj6Yv)

264 So... are we going to talk about how the Trump Administration had a chat about bombing the Houthis and looped, um, Jeffery Goldberg?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (gKWVE)

265 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"
Posted by: steevy
_________

He's got a few MST3k appearances. The one with the paper chase guy stands out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

266 250 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (KQk9m)

He seems to have some humility.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (CQE5S)

267 Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

I’m sure there are people more “wired” to be likely to engage in degenerate sex, just as there are people wired to have shorter tempers. The difference is, in the latter case we don’t encourage them to go around, flying off the handle and punching people.

The ultimate purpose of society is to channel man’s anti-social proclivities into something productive.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:46 PM (l3YAf)

268 Last thing I liked DeNiro in was Goodfellas. Only a few movies before that come to think of it .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 05:46 PM (rsgUv)

269 @245

>>Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??

It has to be some sort of compulsion of the brain because even in times where a death sentence for homosexual acts was a real possibility people still engaged in the act.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2025 05:46 PM (XV/Pl)

270 He's got a few MST3k appearances. The one with the paper chase guy stands out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

Pyuma Man!!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 24, 2025 05:46 PM (k9OZB)

271 Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

No idea. The only things I've seen even close to this are a couple of very half-assed agenda driven "studies" with very small samples and major self-selection problems trying to show trannyism as being hardwired.

Posted by: Does anyone ACTUALLY want the answer? at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (SIX3A)

272 Well, I'll bet Hemingway is relieved.

Jeremy Wayne Tate@JeremyTate41
“Within the decade there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro.”
- Al Gore, 2006

Mount Kilimanjaro in 2025

https://shorturl.at/QLb0v

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

273 245 Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??
Posted by: tubal

Part of the issue with sex is that early experiences tend to brand and rewire the brain into pleasure/pain and that can include fetishes and other deviancies.

There is probably a small number of people who are repelled sexually by people of their own sex genetically and that seems to be true more of men than women. Far more, I think, is a coping mechanism for what has went wrong in their socialization as yutes.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (ctrM5)

274 The last De Niro flick I bothered to watch and enjoy was Ronin, which is almost 30 years old.

Heat. I still watch it. Great flick.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (ZjZ6s)

275 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (VniJr)

276 257 Gal is very cool with her now, not giving much away.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (n7h9X)

She has class.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (CQE5S)

277 250 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (KQk9m)

Watched Telepone with him and Bronson and he was great in all of John Carpenters movies Prince of Darkness is my favorite, still scares me

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (FCrpy)

278 And they couldn't have found a better looking blonde singer/actress to play Eva Peron?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (42Vb+)

279
Hell, if Big Media had its way, Shakespeare would still be under copyright.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

280 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"
Posted by: steevy
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He's got a few MST3k appearances. The one with the paper chase guy stands out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

He was wonderfully cheesy in Thepumaman. He was an interesting guy. And that blonde chick was smokin' hawt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (0aYVJ)

281 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (VniJr)

Disney had a very good year at the box office last year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (MGB5H)

282 >>The post attracted more than 13million views and drew comments from people who observed similar scenes in their cinemas --

Haha, when more people comment on your bomb than what actually saw your bomb haha!


Also, in her video, is she talking toilet humor? I thought she said "the wind victory came to the loo in pieces...". Is she talking shart?

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (NMT5x)

283 What was the deal with Milei and some sort of crypto?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (bss/y)

284 The first mistake was making Gal Gadot the evil queen jealous of Zegler's Snow White. No one in their right mind would believe that.
I did see Zegler in some other movie and thought she was a decent actor. There is no way I would evere bother to watch her now. An actor has to be able to make you believe he/she is the character they are portraying. You have to suspend disbelief. If all you see are the actors politics, there is no way to just see the character.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (t/2Uw)

285 Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:03 PM (ky8PV)

Yes; Everybody should play that link to have some laughs today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (42Vb+)

286 Someone asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in so many bad movies and he said " I have six daughters to support"
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (KQk9m)

He's in a Canadian schlock movie "The Uncanny" with a lot of fairly decent actors in a set of three stories involving evil cats controlling the world. Lots of cats being flung at the actors.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (n7h9X)

287 Part of the issue with sex is that early experiences tend to brand and rewire the brain into pleasure/pain and that can include fetishes and other deviancies.

Outside of homosexuality this is considered just normal very well established science. Much of what turns people on is set because of their early sexual experiences and this IS true for homosexuality but the media/"scientific community" don't want to talk about it.

Something like a third of gay men admit to being molested by a male as kids. So how high is the actual number? Likely way over half...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (t0Rmr)

288 Are there no cases of screwed up wiring that influence homosexual and lesbian behavior/urges??? I am curious as to the Hordes opinion on this??
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 05:42 PM

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To my knowledge there hasn't been any kind of peer reviewed formal study on homosexuality like that (is it genetic, behavioral, etc etc) mainly because the gay lobby goes apeshit whenever something is proposed.

Ten million for Peruvian comics featuring pedophilia, not one dime for this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (zy08Q)

289 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM


They rake in billions a year from cable, theme parks and copyright royalties.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (e5NfL)

290 Kirsche starts her latest new broadcast with Boston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjWhmfnMKI

Foxu News sugoi!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (T/xPf)

291 282I thought she said "the wind victory came to the loo in pieces...".
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 24, 2025 05:48 PM (NMT5x)

The Winged Victory. The Louvre.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (CQE5S)

292 It has to be some sort of compulsion of the brain because even in times where a death sentence for homosexual acts was a real possibility people still engaged in the act.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

They still do drugs in China, commit adultery when the penalty for that is death and so on.

Sin is attractive but what sin predominates is due to socialization and proclivities of taste. Screw up your dopamine centers and it is extremely difficult to fix that on what gives you a 'hit'.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (ctrM5)

293 NOOOOOOOOOO

Milei is a gangster, he impoverishes the governors and harms the unions, no amount of deflation and tax reduction is worth forgiving that crime.

He QUOTES MURRAY ROTHBARD1!1!!!

That. Monster.

Posted by: Zurdos Argentinos at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (D7oie)

294
Anya Taylor-Joy is the only walleyed actress for me.
Posted by: 360 degree peripheral vision

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Halle Bailey, star of the live-action Little Mermaid. It's a thing these days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (SwYcw)

295 Meet The Parents was the last good DeNiro movie.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (VniJr)

296 Today is Greek Independence Day!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (g47mK)

297 She's cute and plays a believable Wonder Woman but that's pretty much it. Also way too thin for my tastes

For realz, eat a cheeburga honey (without the buns)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:43 PM (HYKHz)

Oh, I think Gal Gadot will do just fine. Playing serious roles or playing characters that require study and introspection should be her forte. That's where looks enhance, but not dominate, the screenplay.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (rj6Yv)

298 Unfortunately only congress can change the copy right laws that they wrote into united states code, Trump can't change a thing in regards to copy right law.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (e5NfL)

Yes, but he could still advocate for it, with his usual frankness. The GOPe cucks will never defy their globohomo corporate masters, but Trump is good at pointing out how the system is set up to screw the common man.

Get him out there asking why we’re forced to perpetually rent old TV shows and movies from a corrupt industry that can’t produce enough new content to sustain itself.

It’s a win-win, too: young people all over the political spectrum hate overly restrictive intellectual property law. Make Torrenting Great Again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (l3YAf)

299 Disney is not quite so well propped up by the state of Florida anymore....

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (KQk9m)

300 Both Pleasance and Ray Milland shone brilliantly in Escape to Witch Mountain.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (s5Hjy)

301 We have a theatre that does big screen old movie nights... where they have much more of a crowd than some first run movies.

Movie theatres are going to HAVE to make some economic decisions soon... as THEY are losing money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (QAkQ3)

302 289 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?
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$$$ from USAID and CIA.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (qUkBO)

303
Unfortunately only congress can change the copy right laws that they wrote into united states code, Trump can't change a thing in regards to copy right law.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (e5NfL)



Slack enforcement. Wrist slaps.

Except for frivolous copyright claims on yootoob for obvious fair-use.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

304 Anya Taylor-Joy is the only walleyed actress for me.
Posted by: 360 degree peripheral vision

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Halle Bailey, star of the live-action Little Mermaid. It's a thing these days.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Willa Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (Dm8we)

305 Am I the only one that thinks the crazy lib girl that's playing Snow White, that her facial features look special needs? Her eyes are really far apart.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (eB71+)

306 Outside of homosexuality this is considered just normal very well established science. Much of what turns people on is set because of their early sexual experiences and this IS true for homosexuality but the media/"scientific community" don't want to talk about it.

Something like a third of gay men admit to being molested by a male as kids. So how high is the actual number? Likely way over half...
Posted by: 18-1
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Have to go back to the sixties or before for decent studies. By the seventies, it started to become accepted in academia and psych which tended to affect how the research was conducted and which topic to research.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (ctrM5)

307 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Rep Jasmine Crockett says to “punch” your opponents and calls to knock Ted Cruz over the head.
Rep Jasmine Crocket is explicitly calling for violence. She needs to be investigated.

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It's like Jasmine Crockett's Fight Club. Completely out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (L/fGl)

308 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM (VniJr)

They lose even more than this.

My guess is USAID or something similar helps.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (n7h9X)

309 It has to be some sort of compulsion of the brain because even in times where a death sentence for homosexual acts was a real possibility people still engaged in the act.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2025 05:46 PM (XV/Pl)
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The danger is part of the kink.

And lots of things have heavy punishments and people still do them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

310 289 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM


They rake in billions a year from cable, theme parks and copyright royalties.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (e5NfL)

I meant the movie division. It can’t possibly be a money maker. Why keep it going?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (VniJr)

311
Original copyright (1790) length was 14 years, with a possibility of renewal for another 14. And that was it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (w6EFb)

312 Wasn't she also in Monster's Balls?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2025 05:53 PM (s5Hjy)

313
Anya Taylor-Joy is the only walleyed actress for me.
Posted by: 360 degree peripheral vision at March 24, 2025 05:35 PM (SIX3A)

Okay, I should have read farther up the thread.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2025 05:53 PM (eB71+)

314 Am I the only one that thinks the crazy lib girl that's playing Snow White, that her facial features look special needs? Her eyes are really far apart.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (eB71+)

"The Innsmouth Look" if I've ever seen it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:53 PM (n7h9X)

315 We now have Trump, Milei, Orban, Meloni on our side. Anyone else come to mind?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2025 05:18 PM (t/2Uw)


Pres. Nayib Bukele of El Salvador is one, and Pres. Santiago Peña of Paraguay is not really on our side, but he is also is much happier with the US than without it.

Posted by: Zurdos Argentinos at March 24, 2025 05:53 PM (D7oie)

316 There are certain studies about the effectiveness of the death penalty. My takeaway is that it's sort of like a reverse lottery. If you commit the crime you do a mental calculation as to how likely you'll get put to death, and as long as that risk outweighs the benefit of doing whatever, it's going to happen.

People play the lottery for a remote chance of winning. Criminals commit crimes because the chance of the death penalty IS remote.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:53 PM (zy08Q)

317 She's cute and plays a believable Wonder Woman but that's pretty much it. Also way too thin for my tastes.

Excellent. If we're on a desert island, with Gale ? I got dibs. Best you find a girl with a fuller figure.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:54 PM (ZjZ6s)

318 I saw Snow W. this weekend. Sunday afternoon: empty. The lone person in the place besides me snorted and woke up about half an hour into it, so I guess she had fallen asleep in the previous showing.

It was bad. Really bad. Straight up socialism. Zero romance. I also saw the 1937 version--beautiful, made Disney a force.

Posted by: PJ at March 24, 2025 05:54 PM (RRCAT)

319 Something like a third of gay men admit to being molested by a male as kids. So how high is the actual number? Likely way over half...
Posted by: 18-1. My guess is somewhere around 75-80 percent possibly higher.

For lesbians, extremely common for prior abuse but often it was abuse by the opposite sex that did it.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)

320 Eh, I'm looking forward to seeing A Working Man this weekend

Posted by: Josephistan at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (G0Uu2)

321 I meant the movie division. It can’t possibly be a money maker. Why keep it going?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM (VniJr)

The administrative types get to play director and blow money on a bloated operation. Nobody yet has been sacked for doing it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

322 He's got a few MST3k appearances. The one with the paper chase guy stands out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:45 PM (Dm8we)


Megaweapon!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

323 Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital 1h
🚨BREAKING: Postmaster General Louis Dejoy has just resigned as head of the USPS effective immediately.
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It's a little-known fact that the Ancient Romans' Postmaster General was executed upon the accession of a new emperor, crushed by elephants in the Colosseum. It's where we get "cancelling a stamp" from today.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (/tzYP)

324 Excellent. If we're on a desert island, with Gale ? I got dibs. Best you find a girl with a fuller figure.

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As long as it's not John Candy in a dress I think i can survive

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (HYKHz)

325 The first mistake was making Gal Gadot the evil queen

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When Nancy Pelosi was available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

326 Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (/tzYP)

LOL

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 05:56 PM (CQE5S)

327 It was bad. Really bad. Straight up socialism. Zero romance. I also saw the 1937 version--beautiful, made Disney a force.
Posted by: PJ at March 24, 2025 05:54 PM (RRCAT)

They cut out the prince. The dude is a "brigand"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 05:56 PM (n7h9X)

328 I just think it's interesting that Christian publications are dumping the "born that way" and exploring how people get trapped in the gay lifestyle. And it really is a trap.
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I saw a great though-piece for reforming the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) last week. It included a return to enforcing biblical positions on morality issues and withdrawing brotherhood from churches who choose poorly. I'll try to find the link.

Posted by: Crusader at March 24, 2025 05:56 PM (TN0g+)

329 So Snow not so White was a bomb ? Who could have seen that coming....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (VE6XX)

330 To my knowledge there hasn't been any kind of peer reviewed formal study on homosexuality like that (is it genetic, behavioral, etc etc) mainly because the gay lobby goes apeshit whenever something is proposed.

Ten million for Peruvian comics featuring pedophilia, not one dime for this.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (zy08Q)
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If you go back 20 years or so, there were many attempts to prove gays were genetically predisposed to their behavior in order to legitimize homosexuality, which at one point was openly declared a lifestyle choice, but then became Sickle Cell Anemia - something you didn't ask for and just live with.

And yes, digging into the actual science is a career-ender. A recent issue of First Things has an article about what it is to be canceled for publishing honest factual but inconvenient research - specifically, how kids raised by same-sex parents end up really messed up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

331 How does Disney lose $100M plus on movie after movie, year after year and still be an ongoing entity? I guess they make it up on comic book movies?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:47 PM


They rake in billions a year from cable, theme parks and copyright royalties.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:50 PM (e5NfL)

I meant the movie division. It can’t possibly be a money maker. Why keep it going?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM


Same reason that Ford keeps it's EV division going when they lose over $5 BILLION a year with $66,000 lost on each EV pickup sold.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (e5NfL)

332 For lesbians, extremely common for prior abuse but often it was abuse by the opposite sex that did it.

Yep. Although now ? He didn't respect my insightful scolding is all it takes to put a chic on the taco.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (ZjZ6s)

333
how lifeless these CGI versions are compared to the wonderful expressiveness of their original 2-D characters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

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There's irony for you. The 2-D animated films are more lively than the live-action films.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (SwYcw)

334 The first mistake was making Gal Gadot the evil queen

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When Nancy Pelosi was available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

Rosa DeLauro could have been used for the queen in disguise.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (VNX3d)

335 FWiW, Spring is officially here, the new cat has brought in his first garter snake.
As usual he let it out in the hallway and it went into the coat closet.

Posted by: Zurdos Argentinos at March 24, 2025 05:58 PM (D7oie)

336 In a social media post, she wished Trump voters "may never know peace" for their role in ushering in "another four years of hatred". She issued a formal apology later, claiming emotions got the better of her.
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2025 05:58 PM (RIvkX)

337
We have a theatre that does big screen old movie nights... where they have much more of a crowd than some first run movies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (QAkQ3)


When Warner Bros had their 75th Anniversary about 15-20 years ago, they played a bunch of classics all through that summer. I saw Casablanca, The Big Sleep, Mildred Pierce, The Exorcist etc on the big screen, the average theater was about 2/3 full. That was a seriously fun summer.

I missed The Wild Bunch though, that pissed me off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2025 05:58 PM (y9nCu)

338 Same reason that Ford keeps it's EV division going when they lose over $5 BILLION a year with $66,000 lost on each EV pickup sold.
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They make it up in volume!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (/tzYP)

339 And yes, digging into the actual science is a career-ender.

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if I recall right there was a study suggesting genes that can predispose you to being an alcoholic, so I can accept the hypothesis that there could also be genetics that could predispose a person into being a flaming jackass

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (HYKHz)

340 For lesbians, extremely common for prior abuse but often it was abuse by the opposite sex that did it.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)
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Tammy Bruce talks about about drug and sexual abuse, as a youngster, in her biography. She decided she preferred women over men, eventually.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (tT6L1)

341 In a social media post, she wished Trump voters "may never know peace" for their role in ushering in "another four years of hatred". She issued a formal apology later, claiming emotions got the better of her.
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2025 05:58 PM (RIvkX)

Work from Home doing Medical Coding. Send for our $99 instructional video and a list of job opportunities!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (VNX3d)

342 People play the lottery for a remote chance of winning. Criminals commit crimes because the chance of the death penalty IS remote.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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A lot of criminals that do death penalty crimes lack the ability to foresee that their actions might affect their future. Some, like a fair amount of gangbangers, have got to the point via abuse, violence, etc. that they simply do not give a shit about their future.

So a genetic lack of impulse control, being drugged up, and used to violence means they simply do not care about the future--everything is here and now. FWIW, a little talked about stat is that most murderers and their victims have criminal backgrounds. Murderers rarely just 'snap'; there is almost always an escalating series of crimes (often uncharged--comes out in criminal histories from sentencing reports), before they kill someone. Often true for their victims too--lots of crimes of violence, drug abuse, and so on.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)

343 We have a theatre that does big screen old movie nights... where they have much more of a crowd than some first run movies.

Movie theatres are going to HAVE to make some economic decisions soon... as THEY are losing money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 05:51 PM (QAkQ3)

Yep. I haven’t seen a new movie in a theater in four years. I go see “classic” movies in theaters pretty often.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (l3YAf)

344 Megaweapon!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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Warrior of the Lost World. The lowest rated on IMDB of his 244 acting credits.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (Dm8we)

345 Some men really like the wide spaced eyes.

Posted by: Busty Buffy at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (Aqu9a)

346 Appreciate the respinses on the homosexual/lesbian issue… I have a personal take, that in our time the deviant behavior is CHIC… and I never ever downplay the importance of the Culture in people’s behavior…

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (PCK5/)

347 For lesbians, extremely common for prior abuse but often it was abuse by the opposite sex that did it.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)
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It is beyond disputation that female sexuality is more fluid than male and women have consciously chosen the lesbian lifestyle as an extension of feminist politics, and then subsequently rejected it.

Because the male sex drive is stronger, significantly more effort has to be made to redirect it, and this usually comes in the form of trauma, but decadence (the need for new pleasures) also comes into play.

This was settled science until it became politically inconvenient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

348 Demian Reidel
@dreidel1
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Have you heard about the so-called Argentinian economic miracle? I have news: there is no miracle. This is a lie.
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Shorter: Afuera!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (RIvkX)

349 LotR did a great job with dwarves with minimal FX. I wonder why they couldn't use the same methods here...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 05:36 PM (t0Rmr)

Peter Jackson had plenty of old guard movie makers who knew the tricks. They may all be retired, more likely the "director" only knew enough to have the CGI department fix everything.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

350 338 Same reason that Ford keeps it's EV division going when they lose over $5 BILLION a year with $66,000 lost on each EV pickup sold.
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They make it up in volume!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (/tzYP)

It's a writeoff. They just write it off.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (CQE5S)

351 Humor:
A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant says, “I am sorry, sir, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”

Posted by: Ciampino - unchecked baggage at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (sPQoU)

352 Yep. Although now ? He didn't respect my insightful scolding is all it takes to put a chic on the taco.

I do notice a non-trivial number of women in their 40s/50 that were married with kids declaring they are now lesbians.

I suspect they are just done with sex so the marriage is going to end but want a roommate that will help them with chores.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (t0Rmr)

353 Rosa DeLauro could have been used for the queen in disguise.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (VNX3d)

I smell Gelflings...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 06:01 PM (0aYVJ)

354 256 Wasn't it Kyle Gass or Black (or both) who went on an anti-Trump screed onstage last year?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2025 05:44 PM (s5Hjy)

Kyle Gass' birthday was a day or two after the Trump assassination attempt. They brought out a cake for him during their concert and asked what he wished for. He replied, "That the shooter hadn't missed."

Posted by: Muhammad at March 24, 2025 06:01 PM (GHAiA)

355
Just reading, Jefferson wanted to put a limit on copyright term in the Constitution. He didn't propose an exact limit number himself, but wanted it limited by an amendment during the Bill of Rights debate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2025 06:01 PM (w6EFb)

356 If you want to see Donald Pleasance in a straight role, I recommend "The Changing of the Guard", in the original Twilight Zone series.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (VNX3d)

357
MST3k jumped the shark when Joel and Jim Mallon divorced and Mike took over; Trace Beauleio was always the strength of the franchise.

Now they're streaming the episodes with "Pearl" as the villain which was the end of all the fun; it was a sausage fest sarcasm ritual that got woke.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (j4U/Z)

358 For lesbians, extremely common for prior abuse but often it was abuse by the opposite sex that did it.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)

Lesbian couples have heaps of abuse in them. And not the 'mean tweets' type. Breakups about double the rate of men/women pairs. Male / Male are about half the rate of breakups as M/F.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

359 Begone, sock!

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (GHAiA)

360 Part of the issue with sex is that early experiences tend to brand and rewire the brain into pleasure/pain and that can include fetishes and other deviancies.

-
Could be my problem. I did it with a pizza slut from Pizza Hut.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 24, 2025 06:03 PM (L/fGl)

361 It's a writeoff. They just write it off.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (CQE5S)

In ford’s case they got billions in Biden bucks and get to write the losses off. It’s probably a net profit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 06:03 PM (VniJr)

362 >> The Changing of the Guard", in the original Twilight Zone series.

That one makes me eyes get a bit dusty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2025 06:03 PM (w6EFb)

363
Lesbian couples have heaps of abuse in them. And not the 'mean tweets' type. Breakups about double the rate of men/women pairs. Male / Male are about half the rate of breakups as M/F.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (n7h9X)
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Lesbian domestic violence is something everyone knows about and is not allowed to discuss. And then we let them adopt kids.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

364 344 Megaweapon!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
____________

Warrior of the Lost World. The lowest rated on IMDB of his 244 acting credits.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 05:59 PM (Dm8we)


Great Episode. Persis Khambatta, Fred Williamson, the guy who looked like Jimmy Carter/Ronny Cox...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

365 Hallie Bailey from the Little Mermaid looks like Jessie Jackson in drag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (rsgUv)

366 What kind of an idiot still goes to the theater to watch movies?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (R/m4+)

367 Some men really like the wide spaced eyes.
Posted by: Busty Buffy at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (Aqu9a)

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. An example of one I approve of is Brigid Brannagh, whom you would recognize when you saw her. The red hair and freckles enhance the effect.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

368 A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant says, “I am sorry, sir, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
Posted by: Ciampino - unchecked baggage at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (sPQoU)
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That literally used to happen to FiL on the 1 California bus until they outlawed live animal sales in Chinatown. The driver had to insist the fowl be unalived before boarding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

369 129 You say "Broadway."
I say, "off-Broadway."
Reality says, "OF"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 05:24 PM (MC8h6)


You want: Broadway
You'll take: Off-Broadway
You'll get: giving handies to actual dwarves under the bridge

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (NMT5x)

370
young people all over the political spectrum hate overly restrictive intellectual property law.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

==============

Sure, when they're doing the downloading. When they're producing movies on their laptops and trying to sell them for so much per view, it'll be a different matter.

It's hilarious to ask rappers who bust rhymes about thug life what they think of digital piracy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (SwYcw)

371 Lesbian couples have heaps of abuse in them. And not the 'mean tweets' type. Breakups about double the rate of men/women pairs. Male / Male are about half the rate of breakups as M/F.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (n7h9X)
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yeah, but I suspect M/M lack of breakups is probably due to the "anything goes" lifestyle they tend to lead. Monogamy isn't a strong suit in that culture, I believe, so, partners tend to overlook the cheating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

372
It is beyond disputation that female sexuality is more fluid than male and women have consciously chosen the lesbian lifestyle as an extension of feminist politics, and then subsequently rejected it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)


Oh, LUGs.

Lesbian Until Graduation

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

373 MST3k jumped the shark when Joel and Jim Mallon divorced and Mike took over; Trace Beauleio was always the strength of the franchise.

Posted by: Auspex
__________

I liked Mike better than Joel. I always felt like Joel was condescending.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (Dm8we)

374 I suspect they are just done with sex so the marriage is going to end but want a roommate that will help them with chores.

We have a winner !!!

Men want to screw - into our 50s and maybe beyond. Women DO NOT sexually revive in their 40s. Thats a lie. They want a room-mate.

Living that myself. She admits it. Not a big fan of me, but hates the idea of living alone.

She's not selfish at all. No woman see's it that way. Not how they are wired.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (ZjZ6s)

375 357
MST3k jumped the shark when Joel and Jim Mallon divorced and Mike took over; Trace Beauleio was always the strength of the franchise.

Now they're streaming the episodes with "Pearl" as the villain which was the end of all the fun; it was a sausage fest sarcasm ritual that got woke.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (j4U/Z)

Kevin Murphy was a great Servo, but Josh J. Elvis Weinstein was best Servo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

376 What was the deal with Milei and some sort of crypto?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (bss/y)


One of Milei's initial Presidential actions was to remove the requirement that only transactions done in Arg. Pesos could be enforced in the court of law - this in a country where the Peso is highly inflationary and makes wild swings, even at the official rate (it is so weak and had been so long the black market exchange rate against USD is listed in the major papers) so that any currency including bitcoin could be used, if both parties agreed.

That is one of the elements that was voted down by the legislature

Posted by: Zurdos Argentinos at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (D7oie)

377 371 Lesbian couples have heaps of abuse in them. And not the 'mean tweets' type. Breakups about double the rate of men/women pairs. Male / Male are about half the rate of breakups as M/F.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (n7h9X)
---------------

yeah, but I suspect M/M lack of breakups is probably due to the "anything goes" lifestyle they tend to lead. Monogamy isn't a strong suit in that culture, I believe, so, partners tend to overlook the cheating.
Posted by: blake

Same sex and very probably trans couples have very high rates of domestic abuse. Lesbians have higher rates than male gays but both have higher rates of domestic violence than straights. Especially if you exclude straights that have drug or alcohol abuse perps in them.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (ctrM5)

378 yeah, but I suspect M/M lack of breakups is probably due to the "anything goes" lifestyle they tend to lead. Monogamy isn't a strong suit in that culture, I believe, so, partners tend to overlook the cheating.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (tT6L1)
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I think they're basically housemates who have sex with each other when no one else is available.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

379 Re: Argentina


My penis can only get so erect.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2025 06:08 PM (omyzh)

380
the movie division. It can’t possibly be a money maker. Why keep it going?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 05:52 PM


Same reason that Ford keeps it's EV division going when they lose over $5 BILLION a year with $66,000 lost on each EV pickup sold.
Posted by: Mister Scott

============

What is that reason? Gov't subsidies?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (SwYcw)

381 Yep. Although now ? He didn't respect my insightful scolding is all it takes to put a chic on the taco.
Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 05:57 PM (ZjZ6s)

There's also the social aspect, lesbians are higher up the victim tier list. Used to be near the top, now the trans'es are trying to overwhelm them and take their spots.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (n7h9X)

382
Lesbian domestic violence is something everyone knows about and is not allowed to discuss. And then we let them adopt kids.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

I have relatives in law enforcement and they tell me it's true, they have a lot of trouble with lesbian couples beating the hell out of each other.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (eB71+)

383 "I liked Mike better than Joel. I always felt like Joel was condescending.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"

I liked them both. Joel played it like a stoned Bruce Dern from Silent Running, but Mike brought some more variety to the skits. I miss the invention exchanges though, which was Joel's shtick even before the show.

Posted by: Flashy the Dwarf at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

384 Well I can't boycott this any more than I already am but...I'll do what I can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (xcxpd)

385 Projected 2030 congressional reapportionment:

Minnesota -1🔵
California -4🔵
Wisconsin -1🔵
Illinois -1🔵
New York -2🔵
Pennsylvania -1🔵

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

386 yeah, but I suspect M/M lack of breakups is probably due to the "anything goes" lifestyle they tend to lead. Monogamy isn't a strong suit in that culture, I believe, so, partners tend to overlook the cheating.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

Right, gay men marry for financial and social stability, not sexual exclusivity. Almost all gay men sleep around prolifically, so “cheating” doesn’t even really exist.

Lesbians are the opposite. They’re jealous and possessive.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (l3YAf)

387 It's a writeoff. They just write it off.
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (/tzYP)

388 Donald Pleasance as Blofeld or in The Great Escape made his career before any of the bombs or Halloween

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (rsgUv)

389 Babylon Bee:

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (37aB+)

390 I think they're basically housemates who have sex with each other when no one else is available.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)
------------

But but but...they get married so, totes serious relationship, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (tT6L1)

391 I have relatives in law enforcement and they tell me it's true, they have a lot of trouble with lesbian couples beating the hell out of each other.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (eB71+)


Oh, it's true

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (NtVYv)

392 *ACE enters from STAGE RIGHT and SINGS*

Rachel Zegler,
It's all over,
Your acting career's a failure,
Your comments are too extreme
I'm the movie consumer
You won't get my dollar,
We will watch the 1937 original
Prepare the Projector Beam!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2025 06:11 PM (VXSVh)

393 Babylon Bee:

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 24, 2025 06:10 PM (37aB+)
--------------

Hah! And, yeah, it would work.

I have two words for Elon: Do it!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 06:11 PM (tT6L1)

394 375 357
MST3k jumped the shark when Joel and Jim Mallon divorced and Mike took over; Trace Beauleio was always the strength of the franchise.

Now they're streaming the episodes with "Pearl" as the villain which was the end of all the fun; it was a sausage fest sarcasm ritual that got woke.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2025 06:02 PM (j4U/Z)

Kevin Murphy was a great Servo, but Josh J. Elvis Weinstein was best Servo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

I...can't agree with this. Kevin IS Servo.

I do love Trace, though. I think he's comedy gold.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

395 I think the show handled the Joel to Mike transition fairly well. They abandoned the Invention Exchange, because that was a Joel thing anyway, and started doing more music-related stuff, which played to Mike and Kevin's strengths.

For me, it was over when Clayton Debra Susan Forrester left...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:11 PM (PiwSw)

396 MST3k jumped the shark when Joel and Jim Mallon divorced and Mike took over; Trace Beauleio was always the strength of the franchise.

Posted by: Auspex

It's interesting that in all of the post MST3K productions (Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, etc.), none of them include Jim Mallon. I heard he was a d*ck to work with, but who knows?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (k9OZB)

397 I liked Mike better than Joel. I always felt like Joel was condescending.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (Dm8we)

Me too. Mike and his wife Bridget are devout Christians. Plus he did most of the writing anyway, even when Joel was still in the SoL. I do like Trace, though. He is super funny. And he did some really good impersonations, like Dean Martin and Gregory Peck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (0aYVJ)

398 I liked Mike better than Joel. I always felt like Joel was condescending.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 06:05 PM (Dm8we)

Mike is way funnier.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (l3YAf)

399 She so reminds me of a young Meghan Markle. 😬🤪

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (NFX2v)

400 Heh...Rachel Zegler.

"The casting couch was angry that day my friends."

Posted by: Stateless...69g% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (jvJvP)

401 There's also the social aspect, lesbians are higher up the victim tier list. Used to be near the top, now the trans'es are trying to overwhelm them and take their spots.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (n7h9X)
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The hot thing around here (college town) is for while lesbian couples to adopt black boys. Then they get to not only be a sexual minority, but have "black sons" whose lives they allegedly fear for.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

402 >> Projected 2030 congressional reapportionment:

Minnesota -1🔵
California -4🔵
Wisconsin -1🔵
Illinois -1🔵
New York -2🔵
Pennsylvania -1🔵


It moved, Jerry.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2025 06:13 PM (GIkaP)

403 *leans against a fence post*

Go ahead "ladies". Have at it.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 24, 2025 06:13 PM (ZjZ6s)

404 @382 a friend is a retired CO. He was at maximum security prisons with the worst killers. He said his assignment at a woman's prison was the worst when lesbians began fighting. They would listen to anything

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 06:13 PM (rsgUv)

405 366 What kind of an idiot still goes to the theater to watch movies?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (R/m4+)

Me, if the movie is worth seeing. Most of the time, it isn't anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

406 To say this film is a failure is abject nonsense! The director - got paid! The stars - got paid! The Disney executives - got paid! And the stockholders - well, they didn't get paid but the ESG score of Disney is off the charts and that is so much more valuable than mere money!

Saying this movie is a failure makes sense only if you hold to the archaic notion that the purpose of a large publicly traded company like Disney is to make money by entertaining the public, rather than to lecture and propagandize the public on how they should live their lives. In that respect, the movie is a success.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (U0iyS)

407 Sorry, that should be "white" lesbian couples.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

408 Kevin (Tom Servo) Murphy's Air Force choir bit in The Starfighters was astounding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (0aYVJ)

409 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

410 Some men really like the wide spaced eyes.
Posted by: Busty Buffy at March 24, 2025 06:00 PM (Aqu9a)

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. An example of one I approve of is Brigid Brannagh, whom you would recognize when you saw her. The red hair and freckles enhance the effect.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wish I could Type Good at March 24, 2025 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

Men can like just about anything. I don't even know if I noticed the eyes before I was turned off by her manner and ideas and nastyness. Then you start looking for things.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (n7h9X)

411 My step-sister (became such six years after I graduated high school) has a daughter that was attracted to men, engaged once I think. Then about six years ago I found she (now a nurse) had found her love ... another slightly older woman nurse.

I don't know of any abuse in the family, they were a basic "Christian" family. The "odd couple" do the bike across Iowa thang with my stepsister, and I guess are still together. Such a shame, SIL's daughter was attractive, athletic, awesome. I blame Leftist Cultural Invasion.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

412 Pizza the Slut???

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 24, 2025 06:15 PM (/tzYP)

413 What was the deal with Milei and some sort of crypto?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2025 05:49 PM (bss/y)


Sorry, I misunderstood the question: he publicly backed a stable coin that turned out to be not so stable since its backers either didn't have the assets they claimed, or they got pumped and dumped/
Milei ordered an investigation, including of himself, to determine what happened and who was to blame.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 06:15 PM (D7oie)

414 a friend is a retired CO. He was at maximum security prisons with the worst killers. He said his assignment at a woman's prison was the worst when lesbians began fighting. They would listen to anything
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 06:13 PM (rsgUv)
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Men are hired-wired to compete but also place limits on the competition. Once the social hierarchy has been established, men can accept it and move on. This is why (in the most obvious example), you can want to thrash your squadmate one minute, and then race out into gunfire to save him the next.

Women do not have this ability.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2025 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

415 Projected 2030 congressional reapportionment:

Minnesota -1🔵
California -4🔵
Wisconsin -1🔵
Illinois -1🔵
New York -2🔵
Pennsylvania -1🔵
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

California has lost 1.5 million people in the last three or four years, so if things keep going at this rate I can believe.

But the variable in the equation...shenanigans. Can't rule out shenanigans.

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2025 06:16 PM (4KOA9)

416 Saying this movie is a failure makes sense only if you hold to the archaic notion that the purpose of a large publicly traded company like Disney is to make money by entertaining the public, rather than to lecture and propagandize the public on how they should live their lives. In that respect, the movie is a success.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (U0iyS)

I used to argue with a friend who thought that economics would turn around companies. The problem is he didn't realize that being in charge of a company didn't mean you were good at business. And if you are an ideologue for marxism or racism, that is a sure thing

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:17 PM (n7h9X)

417 For me, it was over when Clayton Debra Susan Forrester left...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2025 06:11 PM (PiwSw)


Pearl episodes had better narrative for the bits in between. For a while they let the writers room stretch

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 06:18 PM (D7oie)

418 NOOD

blue on blue

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2025 06:18 PM (Vqx30)

419 Projected 2030 congressional reapportionment:

Minnesota -1🔵
California -4🔵
Wisconsin -1🔵
Illinois -1🔵
New York -2🔵
Pennsylvania -1🔵

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2025 06:09 PM


If that remains accurate there is no way the democrats will ever take the House again. Having said that, I am sure that those blue states will gerrymand their districts to eliminate as many republican seats as they need to offset any democrat losses.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 06:18 PM (e5NfL)

420 This movie is not a failure. I will only lose about 75% of the money that was put into it.

By Disney standards, that's pretty good!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2025 06:21 PM (VXSVh)

421 Saying this movie is a failure makes sense only if you hold to the archaic notion that the purpose of a large publicly traded company like Disney is to make money by entertaining the public, rather than to lecture and propagandize the public on how they should live their lives. In that respect, the movie is a success.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (U0iyS)

But if it has no audience ....

Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 06:25 PM (CQE5S)

422 If that remains accurate there is no way the democrats will ever take the House again. Having said that, I am sure that those blue states will gerrymand their districts to eliminate as many republican seats as they need to offset any democrat losses.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2025 06:18 PM (e5NfL)

Will be interesting if the Trumpian national growth extends to letting some of these county secession movements happen. Saw one with Indiana grabbing half of IL making the two about the same EV.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

423 rather than to lecture and propagandize the public on how they should live their lives. In that respect, the movie is a success.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2025 06:14 PM (U0iyS)

But if it has no audience ....
Posted by: m at March 24, 2025 06:25 PM (CQE5S)

Even on the left the propaganda is supposed to stick.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

424 When does MST3K get to take a crack at this movie?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 24, 2025 06:36 PM (dJimA)

425 The funniest thing - it is actually easier to run a budget surplus than a deficit. Think about it. You have less to manage, less to do, less to worry about. You can focus all your energy on just one or two things.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 24, 2025 08:24 PM (nLFEI)

426 Snow White.

They didn't remake Snow White.

They did an entirely different story, just used some names from Snow White to tell a tale about a different fantasy-- socialism.

Should have actually remade Snow White, it's timeless warning to women that the power of their youth, beauty, and sexuality will eventually fade is something Zegler should ponder.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 24, 2025 11:01 PM (eYNSH)

427 When some one searches for his necessary thing, therefore
he/she desires to be available that in detail, therefore that thing is maintained over here.

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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