Chuck Schumer Rules Out Stepping Down with Bidenesque Steadfastness

Hm, wait a sec, Biden wound up stepping down, right?

When Schumer pressured him to, and presented him with the real polling figures (which allegedly were hidden from Biden by his "subordinates") showing that he would lose over 400 electoral votes.

WELKER: All right. Well, I do want to move to some of the discussions on Capitol Hill. Because of your decision, Leader Schumer last week, to clear the way to pass a Republican funding bill and avoid a government shutdown, you have faced calls from outside groups, even members of your own party, to step aside as minority leader. When asked about your future at a town hall, Senator Michael Bennet said, quote, "It`s important for people to know when it`s time to go." Leader Schumer, are you feeling pressure to step down?
SCHUMER: Look, I`m not stepping down. And let me just say this, Kristen. I knew when I cast my vote against the C -- against the government shutdown that it would be -- that there would be a lot of controversy. And there was. But let me tell you and your audience why I did it, why I felt it was so important. The CR was certainly bad, you know, the continuing resolution. But a shutdown would be 15 or 20 times worse.

This is causing all sorts of disarray for the Marxists. Bernie Sanders quit an interview when he was asked if he would support AOC's likely primary challenge against Schumer.

When asked by @JonKarl if he would like to see Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York in the Senate, Sen. Bernie Sanders abruptly tried to end the interview. https://t.co/v4ppEYgwCZ pic.twitter.com/4Hkht8sJAA
— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) March 23, 2025

Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
the reason Bernie stormed off is because he knows he'd endorse Schumer over AOC if it came to it, just as he shamelessly chose the establishment over voting for Tulsi

Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM

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1 FIRST!

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2025 01:45 PM (53oGX)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM (jc0TO)

3 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

4
Schumer equals a piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM (3ek7K)

5 Even McConnell was more supple than Cheeseburger Chuck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM (ExV1e)

6 Not first, but I nooded.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

7 That’s Chuck “Burger Sushi Chef” Schumer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 01:47 PM (u73oe)

8 Bernie the "independent socialist" is owned by the same people that control the Democrats.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)

9 Schumer should offer his critics a fresh cheeseburger to make amends.

Let's just hope they like them a little rare

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (t0Rmr)

10 Be a shame for the Dems to knock down Schumer.. just a shame.

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (53oGX)

11 Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
the reason Bernie stormed off is because he knows he'd endorse Schumer over AOC if it came to it, just as he shamelessly chose the establishment over voting for Tulsi

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For all of Bernie's aura of independence and irate ideology, he's a party man through and through.

Of a party he's not even part of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

12 >>>I knew when I cast my vote . . . that there would be a lot of controversy. And there was.

The PeeWee Herman defense. Well done, PR people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

13 Bernie Sanders is a grifting sack of political shit. So of course he'd support Chuckie.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (wtvvX)

14 I should not be taking this much joy in their suffering but it's so darn easy.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (lXCUP)

15 Schumer is publicly saying he's not stepping down?

Yeah, he's gone in 6 months.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

16 Ok, so strategically is Sen Minority Leader Rawburger better or worse for us, non-leftists, then Sen Minority Leader Retarded Evita?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

17 I still say his days are numbered.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (zy08Q)

18 In that pic, Schumer looks like he's scoping out that big, juicy booty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (hOk1M)

19 SCHUMER: Look, I`m not stepping down. And let me just say this, Kristen. I knew when I cast my vote against the C -- against the government shutdown that it would be -- that there would be a lot of controversy. And there was. But let me tell you and your audience why I did it, why I felt it was so important. The CR was certainly bad, you know, the continuing resolution. But a shutdown would be 15 or 20 times worse.

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Probably shouldn't have called for your troops to storm the ramparts 2 days before voting for it, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

20 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (Hi9VF)

21
Bernie says AOC is doing great work in Congress. I honestly don't know what she's doing except talking right now. Anyone?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM (SwYcw)

22 In that pic, Schumer looks like he's scoping out that big, juicy booty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And thinking, "Could I put a flowerpot on that?"

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

23 Schumer equals a piece of shit.
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM

Sir, we protest this comparison! Good day, sir!

Posted by: Pieces of Shit Local #284 at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (hOk1M)

24 21
Bernie says AOC is doing great work in Congress. I honestly don't know what she's doing except talking right now. Anyone?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM (SwYcw)

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What else do backbenchers in the minority in the House do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

25 20 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer
Posted by: Marcus T
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Thanks for the laughs today.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

26 Bernie says AOC is doing great work in Congress. I honestly don't know what she's doing except talking right now. Anyone?

I saw her doing some NAZI salutes (as per the left's definition) while ranting about something or other.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (t0Rmr)

27 That Cortez chic is dumber than a bag of dirt. Please let her run.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (Hi9VF)

28 I am not sure Biden would have worse than Kamala. I figure it probably would have worked out the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM (zZu0s)

29 AOC is one of the more dangerous ones on their side but I don't think anyone is going for a woman after it didn't work with the Hag and the Slag.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (z67/X)

30 Schumer is publicly saying he's not stepping down?

Yeah, he's gone in 6 months.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah, that's loser talk, talk of someone on the run.

That's a shame.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

31 In that pic, Schumer looks like he's scoping out that big, juicy booty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

He seems like a Bootyjuice kind of guy...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

32 And thinking, "Could I put a flowerpot on that?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM

You laugh, it was like a right angle from back to butt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (hOk1M)

33 SCHUMER: Look, I`m not stepping down. And let me just say this, Kristen. I knew when I cast my vote against the C -- against the government shutdown that it would be -- that there would be a lot of controversy. And there was. But let me tell you and your audience why I did it, why I felt it was so important. The CR was certainly bad, you know, the continuing resolution. But a shutdown would be 15 or 20 times worse.

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Probably shouldn't have called for your troops to storm the ramparts 2 days before voting for it, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)
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Schumer doesn't realize the constituency Democrats have so assiduously pursued are incapable of thinking any further than 10 seconds from now. Nor does the past exist in any meaningful fashion, other than talking points hate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

34 In that pic, Schumer looks like he's scoping out that big, juicy booty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:49 PM (hOk1M)

Gluteus stretching out far and wide,
Keep Manhattan just give me that Maximus side

Posted by: Chuck E's In Love at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (Aqu9a)

35 I love when Schumer does that thing with his arms and fists. It’s like a retarded T-Rex playing the role of Oliver and asking for more porridge.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (Hi9VF)

36 And thinking, "Could I put a flowerpot on that?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM

You laugh, it was like a right angle from back to butt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (hOk1M)

An in joke is born. And I was there, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

37 Schumer equals a piece of shit.
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2025 01:46 PM

Sir, we protest this comparison! Good day, sir!
Posted by: Pieces of Shit Local #284 at March 24, 2025 01:51 PM

Get off our lawn!

Posted by: Paleolithic Coprolites at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

38 "Leader" Schumer? Why not use Führer instead?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (Vyll1)

39
Bernie says AOC is doing great work in Congress. I honestly don't know what she's doing except talking right now. Anyone?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 01:50 PM (SwYcw)

Given her New Yawk bartender background, I suspect that it involves butt stuff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (y9nCu)

40 He seems like a Bootyjuice kind of guy...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

He sets fire to the cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (zZu0s)

41 "Leader" Schumer? Why not use Führer instead?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (Vyll1)

Or chef.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

42 This is all just planted PR and dick-suckery from AOC and her people. She has no chance in a statewide election. Indeed, her brand of far-left fuckhattery is so toxic she herself might face a primary challenger in 2026 or 28. Even Bernie is steering clear of her.

The bugeyed bartender the last remaining member of the "Squad" that still gets any kind of positive press. The others have been shitcanned into the dustbin of dogshit commie scumbags. AOC has survived not because she's more popular or influential than they are. She's survived because she's better looking, comes from a more important state, and has more social media savvy.

AOC will run, to be sure, and steal most of the campaign funds. But she has zero chance of winning a Senate seat. Snow White has a better chance of being the highest grossing movie in 2025.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

43 4
Schumer equals a piece of shit.
Posted by: four seasons

NY has always had at least one senator who is simply owned by Wall Street there. As majority leader, that is ultimately why I think Schumer had to cave. Wall Street told him to cool it and Schumer relies on Wall Street bucks to fend off the AOCs and to buy his fellow senators like Mitch.

Notice when Mitch quit being able to control campaign funding for his fellow R senators, no one much was following his lead to the wilderness.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)

44 33 Schumer doesn't realize the constituency Democrats have so assiduously pursued are incapable of thinking any further than 10 seconds from now. Nor does the past exist in any meaningful fashion, other than talking points hate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

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I don't think Democrats know who their base is anymore.

Not with USAID funding being cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

45 THIS is why I invested heavily in popcorn futures

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (FZYNt)

46 Ha ha! How quickly they turn on their own!

Coworker of mine had ducks and chickens in his yard. The seasons changed and he didn't have a coop for shelter. He built a shelter out of hay bales and then proceed to heat the shelter with a kerosene bullet heater.

The shelter caught on fire and roasted over half of his flock. The remaining live chickens ran over to the roasted chickens and ducks and began gorging themselves!

The guy flipped out because he didn't know those wacky chickens were cannibals could resist a free chicken and duck dinner.

Democrats are ruthless like that.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (fY84s)

47 Let's start with the important stuff: Is there a house in it for me?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (wnZ8w)

48 "Leader" Schumer? Why not use Führer instead?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM

It does sound better in the original German.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (hOk1M)

49 Did he have a stroke? Check out his droopy left eye.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

50 42 This is all just planted PR and dick-suckery from AOC and her people. She has no chance in a statewide election. Indeed, her brand of far-left fuckhattery is so toxic she herself might face a primary challenger in 2026 or 28. Even Bernie is steering clear of her.

The bugeyed bartender the last remaining member of the "Squad" that still gets any kind of positive press. The others have been shitcanned into the dustbin of dogshit commie scumbags. AOC has survived not because she's more popular or influential than they are. She's survived because she's better looking, comes from a more important state, and has more social media savvy.

AOC will run, to be sure, and steal most of the campaign funds. But she has zero chance of winning a Senate seat. Snow White has a better chance of being the highest grossing movie in 2025.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

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Bernie and AOC were at a rally together just this weekend.

He's not distancing himself from her. He's just not airing internal laundry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

51 38 "Leader" Schumer? Why not use Führer instead?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (Vyll1)

SchmuckenFührer!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (wtvvX)

52 Here comes the, I mean there goes the judge.

These elite don't mind leading millions this way then that way and all the way back. And fewer and fewer listen to them.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (pdLVk)

53 Bernie Sanders quit an interview when he was asked if he would support AOC's likely primary challenge against Schumer.

That debate would be a bigger PPV than Ali Vs. Foreman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3)

54 It was inevitable that the older, whiter Democratic Party leadership would come to be thrown into the boiling pot by the younger, browner, gayer rank and file. It turns out that the crocodile doesn't always eat you last.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (ssz2a)

55 An in joke is born. And I was there, man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (hOk1M)

56 AOC is doing great work in Congress? I dunno, that woman seems more like a courtesan who's risen well above her station.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (tT6L1)

57
From AOC's campaign website:

"Our campaign is fighting for a powerful set of policies that will reshape our economy, minimize inequality and reverse the effects of climate change. Through a Green New Deal, we will eliminate our greenhouse gas emissions and guarantee a high-wage job to everyone who wants one. And we’re not stopping there⁠—our platform calls for federal limits on rent increases, transformative criminal justice reform, Medicare for All and tuition-free public college."

None of this is going to happen. The Green New Deal is dead. The orgs she's associated with are dying: the Justice Democrats' website is barely maintained, the Sunrise Movement should rename itself to the Sunset Movement without USAID money, Saikat Chakrabarti has found nothing to do but ludicrously primary Nancy Pelosi in 2026.

What "work" is she doing in Congress?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (SwYcw)

58 Read an article over the weekend about a brave hero lawyer from the Southern District of NY that was "fired for speaking out against Trump."

Except. Buried deep in the article was that he was already planning on leaving at the end of March.
And: he was placed on admin leave for his unauthorized public statement in his official capacity.

But best of all was his LinkedIn rant, "Trump is a dangerous tyrant just like I remember when growing up in Czechoslovakia."
Except. He left Czechoslovakia ... when he was 8.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (MC8h6)

59 We can thank New York City for both Schumer and AOC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

60 NY has constantly reelected that dunce leftist do nothing, Gillibrand. Never underestimate their stupidity.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (Hi9VF)

61 I hope it works just as well as kicking out the figurehead, Biden.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (N1tpc)

62 Bernie "super-delegates"Sanders?

Sold out at least twice.

I wish reporters would ask if these corrupt jerks planned to die in office.

Posted by: Francis at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (bbuBP)

63 Cortez with her cutesy nickname and particularly the people behind her, has a way of making extreme leftardism sound like mainstream common sense. Very very dangerous.

But then again so does Pete Booty - and his cutesy nickname - and I really do think he is "next". As to whether the power brokers believe they can sneak a homo by the country after Trump stormed us back in the otherwise one-sided culture war, not sure.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (z67/X)

64 Which socialist is going to release Schemer's resignation announcement?

Posted by: p-squared at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (0prFs)

65 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer
Posted by: Marcus T

--

That turned the shittiest day I've had in recent memory to a pretty good one. Thanks!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (zy08Q)

66 Snow White has a better chance of being the highest grossing movie in 2025.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

I dunno. We have seen dead guys win senate seats. We have seen endless counting until the preferred candidate wins. This is a blue state, remember. Depends on whether the ones who control the votes want her to win or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

67 You really go through life with the last name of "Malice?"

Posted by: Must be tough at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (jNeP0)

68 46 Ha ha! How quickly they turn on their own!

Coworker of mine had ducks and chickens in his yard. The seasons changed and he didn't have a coop for shelter. He built a shelter out of hay bales and then proceed to heat the shelter with a kerosene bullet heater.

The shelter caught on fire and roasted over half of his flock. The remaining live chickens ran over to the roasted chickens and ducks and began gorging themselves!

The guy flipped out because he didn't know those wacky chickens were cannibals could resist a free chicken and duck dinner.

Democrats are ruthless like that.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (fY84s)

I laughed WAY too hard at this...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (wtvvX)

69 Schumer equals a piece of shit.

And a Cleveland Schumer is even worse.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (Lh/d2)

70 AOC will run, to be sure, and steal most of the campaign funds. But she has zero chance of winning a Senate seat. Snow White has a better chance of being the highest grossing movie in 2025.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Eh, weird shit happens when the base and the corrupt old assholes separate in wants. The old assholes just want to grift in peace; the young and dumb want their snout at the trough and power that comes from controlling how much feed is in the trough. As much generational as it is for any real principles in politics. Plus, being in the minority in the House sucks versus being in the minority in the Senate. Grifting. modicum for power due to amendments, and national profile is higher for Senators. If you ain't in the leadership nowadays in the House, you are a side show act.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (ctrM5)

71 For all of Bernie's aura of independence and irate ideology, he's a party man through and through.

Of a party he's not even part of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

The rumor is that he is completely and utterly owned and not because he owns three homes

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (D7oie)

72 We can thank New York City for both Schumer and AOC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Don't forget our fruits!

Posted by: Massachusetts at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (z67/X)

73
I don't think Democrats know who their base is anymore.

Not with USAID funding being cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)
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If they don't realize their base is the one torching Tesla dealerships, they're more out of touch than we thought they were.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (tT6L1)

74 Chuckles is a wee bit verminous.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (kTd/k)

75 AOC will run, to be sure, and steal most of the campaign funds. But she has zero chance of winning a Senate seat. Snow White has a better chance of being the highest grossing movie in 2025.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

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Bernie and AOC were at a rally together just this weekend.

He's not distancing himself from her. He's just not airing internal laundry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
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That rally in Arizona? Bernie had a chance to at least softly support her replacing Schumer. He didn't even do that. He knows she has no chance. Bernie may be a commie scumbag, but he knows that if you shoot the bear, you best kill the bear. Shooting Schumer with AOC is like John Holmes jerking off with a tweezer.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

76 73 If they don't realize their base is the one torching Tesla dealerships, they're more out of touch than we thought they were.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (tT6L1)

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There's a difference between the base, the political foundation on which a party is built (large numbers), vs. the activists (high engagement).

And the donors as well (high concentration of donations).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

77 I laughed WAY too hard at this...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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Tis true. Fowl are dinosaurs with feathers at heart and cannibals to boot. Scale them up to emu size and you best be able to get away or have something capable of stopping them.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (ctrM5)

78 The Party can buy loyalty with beach vacation homes.

AOC can barely buy soundbites on the cable news.

It's funny that DU thinks AOC is the future ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (MC8h6)

79 74 Chuckles is a wee bit verminous.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (kTd/k)

Definitely of the weasel family.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (wtvvX)

80 75 That rally in Arizona? Bernie had a chance to at least softly support her replacing Schumer. He didn't even do that. He knows she has no chance. Bernie may be a commie scumbag, but he knows that if you shoot the bear, you best kill the bear. Shooting Schumer with AOC is like John Holmes jerking off with a tweezer.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

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I think he's supporting her for president, not the senate seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

81
What else do backbenchers in the minority in the House do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman

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Exactly!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (SwYcw)

82 The CR was certainly bad, you know, the continuing resolution. But a shutdown would be 15 or 20 times worse.
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It -almost- goes without saying that a shutdown would be "15 or 20 times worse" for the Dems. Not for the country of course, or for the administration. 15 to 20 times worse for the party currently polling with a 20-something percent approval rating.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)

83 Definitely of the weasel family.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Not our Weasel's family, I hope.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

84 If they don't realize their base is the one torching Tesla dealerships, they're more out of touch than we thought they were.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 01:57 PM (tT6L1)

They know their base, and they are fine with it, because nothing ever is of consequence to them. See, e.g., the ghetto trash talking street walker wannabe advocating violence against Cruz, et al.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (i24o9)

85 That rally in Arizona? Bernie had a chance to at least softly support her replacing Schumer. He didn't even do that. He knows she has no chance. Bernie may be a commie scumbag, but he knows that if you shoot the bear, you best kill the bear. Shooting Schumer with AOC is like John Holmes jerking off with a tweezer.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

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I think he's supporting her for president, not the senate seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
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Oh come on. Pure grift.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

86 She's not running. She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (Dm8we)

87 By the way, Schumer is right when he said a government shutdown was far worse than the CR, at least, from a Democrat perspective.

I'm glad Schumer had to eat that particular sandwich and is still gagging on it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

88 54 It was inevitable that the older, whiter Democratic Party leadership would come to be thrown into the boiling pot by the younger, browner, gayer rank and file. It turns out that the crocodile doesn't always eat you last.

The bolsheviks thought they could manage the Maoists, and prevent them from taking the party off a cliff. They thought wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (xCA6C)

89 Schumer's a punk. P-U-N-K punk.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 24, 2025 02:01 PM (gxokI)

90 The Democrats base are crusty white old liberals angry at the world who have never contributed anything to society, mentally ill people who believe they can change their gender and illegal immigrants.

You have to just marvel at the diversity of their coalition.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 02:01 PM (Hi9VF)

91 It's funny that DU thinks AOC is the future ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (MC8h6)

DU thought Biden was kind, just, and intelligent.
DU thought Harris was "the perfect candidate".

DU "thinks" a lot of stuff. Imagine what they'd think if we stopped the wine tankers from rolling up to their houses every day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:01 PM (ExV1e)

92 77 I laughed WAY too hard at this...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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Tis true. Fowl are dinosaurs with feathers at heart and cannibals to boot. Scale them up to emu size and you best be able to get away or have something capable of stopping them.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (ctrM5)

Oh, definitely! But the part about building the coop out of hay bales and heating it with kerosene was just chef's kiss...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

93 Democrat donors drive Teslas.
Democrat base voters are torching Teslas.

Rooting for injuries to both sides and they deliver.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (MC8h6)

94 85 I think he's supporting her for president, not the senate seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
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Oh come on. Pure grift.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

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The Squad in the House is his baby, his people helped form it. AOC is the only real success from that effort (the rest being outright jokes or already gone from Congress like Fire Alarm).

I think he's both a grifter and an ideologue. I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

95 There's a difference between the base, the political foundation on which a party is built (large numbers), vs. the activists (high engagement).

And the donors as well (high concentration of donations).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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Thing is, I believe the activists and the base are one in the same, these days, because Democrats have actively pandered to the most extreme mentally ill part of their electorate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

96 She's not running. She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (Dm8we)

When does she qualify for the little hat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (Aqu9a)

97 >>For all of Bernie's aura of independence and irate ideology, he's a party man

Cosplaying as a Bolshevik doesn't require serious commitment.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (GIkaP)

98 86 She's not running. She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (Dm8we)

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She'll easily find donors to fund it. She'll finally be old enough.

She'll run.

I doubt she gets Bernie numbers, but I suspect she'd stay second tier a lot longer than people like

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

99 Soon.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Exercise Band at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (A2qI3)

100 Afternoon ace

Schumer is my senator and I've said it here before that the anger here amongst the hard left is out in the open. I don't know if it will be AOC but someone will primary Schumer and could beat him. The old line dens are dying off or leaving NYS and the young leftist are trending Democratic Socialist. Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (rsgUv)

101 Chucky can go fk himself, he is one of the Marxist leaders

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

102 She's not running. She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.
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Dear AOC,
The wall is undefeated.
/s/ Reality. And Gravity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (MC8h6)

103 Henry Luce, founder of Time Magazine, was a staunch anti-communist Republican.

He was among the first people
to take L.S.D. “Elites” were considered the only people suitable, it was much too important an experience or whatever, to allow the hoi-polloi great unwashed. This was in the 1940s or early 1950s. A different school of thought, led in part by the likes of Harvard’s Tim Leary, thought everyone should drop acid in order to usher in the new Utopia. Ken Kesey and others were proponents of this approach. The CIA for their part thought it would be a great weapon to break down society and make people suggestible, among other things.

The 1960s hippies, non-conformists and “anti-war” movement was almost completely an Establishment funded enterprise. To the extent it was grass roots, it was hijacked at any rate. Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair!

Time-Life was there every step of the way. They still are. Make of that, what you will.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (ZgXGm)

104 99 Soon.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Exercise Band at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (A2qI3)

Snort.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (wtvvX)

105 >>She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.

Also, her tits will be deep into her pants pockets.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (GIkaP)

106 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer
Posted by: Marcus T

That was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (4XwPj)

107 Bernie and AOC lying???? Say it ain't so!

"Here we go again, there were 20,189 devices. Still a large crowd but not even close to the 30,000 quoted in Denver newspapers nor the 34,000 quoted by Bernie Sanders and AOC.

84% of the devices present had attended 9 or more Kamala Harris rallies, antifa/blm, pro-Hamas,… https://t.co/zQuvc0ATx5"

— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 23, 2025

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

108 Oh, definitely! But the part about building the coop out of hay bales and heating it with kerosene was just chef's kiss...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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Too many people never really dealt with livestock. My family did it for decades and I grew up with it. BIL still has cattle for example. In my case, I wanted nothing to do with it. But I refuse to dump on the poor farmers that have to do it. Far tougher than rowcrop farming.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (ctrM5)

109
They know their base, and they are fine with it, because nothing ever is of consequence to them. See, e.g., the ghetto trash talking street walker wannabe advocating violence against Cruz, et al.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:00 PM (i24o9)
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She's been put on notice by Bondi. Crockett, however, believes she's got immunity from any sort of investigation. She's forgotten there's someone else running the show, these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (tT6L1)

110 95 Thing is, I believe the activists and the base are one in the same, these days, because Democrats have actively pandered to the most extreme mentally ill part of their electorate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

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I see it as evidence of their bubble.

Generational Democrats from Iowa who have voted Democrat because FDR gave granddaddy a job and mom had a JFK shrine aren't firebombing Tesla dealerships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

111 Tis true. Fowl are dinosaurs with feathers at heart and cannibals to boot. Scale them up to emu size and you best be able to get away or have something capable of stopping them.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (ctrM5)

Terror birds have been one of my fascinations in Paleontology. They ranged through the southern US and south America. Seriemas are the closest living relatives, with their sicke-like toe and running habit, they are merely entertaining because they are about waist high but like housecats, if they were shoulder high they would be scary

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)

112 You can minor in Idealogical Grifting at most of the Poison Ivy League schools.

Posted by: It's very popular at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (jNeP0)

113 Also, her tits will be deep into her pants pockets.
Posted by: garrett

Muh tits baby

Posted by: Nancy P at March 24, 2025 02:05 PM (FZYNt)

114
But then again so does Pete Booty - and his cutesy nickname - and I really do think he is "next". As to whether the power brokers believe they can sneak a homo by the country after Trump stormed us back in the otherwise one-sided culture war, not sure.
Posted by: ...

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And that's where Newsom spies his chance.

I just know he's approached Elon Musk for an interview on his podcast, dying to do a bit of tut-tutting on this Tesla-burning thing, maybe even concede support on canceling the contracts for $1000 staplers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:05 PM (SwYcw)

115 >>The 1960s hippies, non-conformists and “anti-war” movement was almost completely an Establishment funded enterprise.

IIRC, the CIA got wind the Soviets were working with Psychotropics and decided to corner the world market for LSD.

Afterwards, they tried every conceivable way possible to weaponize it...and failed.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2025 02:05 PM (GIkaP)

116 114 And that's where Newsom spies his chance.

I just know he's approached Elon Musk for an interview on his podcast, dying to do a bit of tut-tutting on this Tesla-burning thing, maybe even concede support on canceling the contracts for $1000 staplers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:05 PM (SwYcw)

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He'll place 8th in SC in the first primary, and everyone will act like it's always been common knowledge that a CA governor never had a chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

117 I think he's both a grifter and an ideologue. I don't think they're mutually exclusive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Posted by: Massachusetts at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (z67/X)

118 93 Democrat donors drive Teslas.
Democrat base voters are torching Teslas.

Rooting for injuries to both sides and they deliver.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 02:02 PM (MC8h6)

And... who replaces or fixes said Teslas?

Oh... Elon Musk, with insurance paying the bill.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (QAkQ3)

119 Chuck Schumer is stunning and brave!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (g47mK)

120 Check out the Wikileaks from 2016. Hillary had an 'arrangement' with Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: MikeN at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (HVZOH)

121 Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (rsgUv)

And current polling has DJT polling in the low 50s job approval in the 18-29 demographic, with a commanding lead with young men.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)

122 Also, her tits will be deep into her pants pockets.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM

Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing? I kind of rock the look!

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer
Posted by: Marcus T

Boy, there are some funny ones in there. God bless the interwebs.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (FHiG2)

124 Wait, no , I meant to say Stupid and Sad.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (g47mK)

125 A different school of thought, led in part by the likes of Harvard’s Tim Leary, thought everyone should drop acid in order to usher in the new Utopia.
Posted by: Common Tater

Leary had a debate tour (in the 80s?) in which he would debate LSD with G. Gordon Liddy.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

126 121 Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (rsgUv)

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78?

That's 24 in Senator years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

127 There are so many hilarious comments in that Snow White video. Glad y’all are enjoying it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (Hi9VF)

128 I picture DUers as boomers with ponytails.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (kTd/k)

129 Generational Democrats from Iowa who have voted Democrat because FDR gave granddaddy a job and mom had a JFK shrine aren't firebombing Tesla dealerships.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
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I think I see what you're saying. Democrats have effectively driven off what was traditionally their base, the "forgotten hard working man" and replaced them with people who imagine they're the "downtrodden."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (tT6L1)

130 If you've ever seen a Roadrunner murder a lizard for lunch, then imagine a Roadrunner the size of an ostrich...yeah that's not a creature I'd spend any time fucking with without being heavily armed.

Posted by: Big Mike at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (ilsqo)

131 I picture DUers as boomers with ponytails.

But the ponytail originates around the bottom back of the skull, since the rest of their hair is gone.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (xCA6C)

132 126 121 Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (rsgUv)

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78?

That's 24 in Senator years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

133 2032 is coming, baby, and Hell's coming with me!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

134 IIRC, the CIA got wind the Soviets were working with Psychotropics and decided to corner the world market for LSD.

Afterwards, they tried every conceivable way possible to weaponize it...and failed.
Posted by: garrett

Carey Grant was one who used it experimentally for some issue. Depression, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

135 129 I think I see what you're saying. Democrats have effectively driven off what was traditionally their base, the "forgotten hard working man" and replaced them with people who imagine they're the "downtrodden."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (tT6L1)

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Do they come back after Trump?

I dunno. Seems doubtful, especially with a NY Hispanic ditz as the social media face of the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

136 132 You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

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The HQ's standards are very high.

Jokes only one time!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

137
78?

That's 24 in Senator years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

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It's the first time I've heard it! And I'm gonna use it first chance I get.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (SwYcw)

138 Tis true. Fowl are dinosaurs with feathers at heart and cannibals to boot. Scale them up to emu size and you best be able to get away or have something capable of stopping them.
Posted by: whig

Snapped neck and start plucking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (xnytv)

139 If you've ever seen a Roadrunner murder a lizard for lunch, then imagine a Roadrunner the size of an ostrich...yeah that's not a creature I'd spend any time fucking with without being heavily armed.
Posted by: Big Mike

Cassowaries have killed people.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

140 Democrats have been worried for a long time.

Keep in mind, Biden and Pelosi and Feinsteen and Schumer and the other Fossils were the young radical vanguard that displaced the likes of moderates like Dan Moynihan, Henry “Scoop” Jackson, and Hubert Humphry. The Tom Hayden crowd.

The new young radicals are ready to start slitting throats, and everyone knows they are even more delusional than the old guard. They are not only profoundly corrupt, they are deeply incompetent as well. They’ve been running on fumes & inertia for quite some time. Cut off the phony baloney confetti bucks, and they will be slitting their own throatss it’s all been fake, and gay, for decades now. It would be fun to watch.

From a distance. Far, far away

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (ZgXGm)

141 Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM

That's 24 in Senator years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

142 The HQ's standards are very high.

Jokes only one time!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (Aqu9a)

143 You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

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The HQ's standards are very high.

Jokes only one time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Meh. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (xnytv)

144 Someone put the most savage comments under the Snow White trailer to a song. I’m still laughing.

https://tinyurl.com/3cujkuer
Posted by: Marcus T

Part 2: https://youtu.be/4HBd37NERrw
Part 3: https://youtu.be/8N38hW2eBq4
Part 4: https://youtu.be/toRNbnSrxxM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

145 Jokes only one time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Massachusetts at March 24, 2025 02:11 PM (z67/X)

146 136 132 You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

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The HQ's standards are very high.

Jokes only one time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

The Aristocrats....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2025 02:11 PM (QAkQ3)

147 If they make enough robots, they'll be able to fake anything except female orgasms.
And if you do orgasms correctly, it's always spelled with two ss.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at March 24, 2025 02:12 PM (UYIW/)

148 Cassowaries have killed people.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

Getting disemboweled by Big Bird is rather disgusting way to check out.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)

149 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

Although seriously the whole thoughtful movie reviewer shtick is getting kind of old.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:12 PM (z67/X)

150
He'll place 8th in SC in the first primary, and everyone will act like it's always been common knowledge that a CA governor never had a chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman

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I look forward to his shocked face, which is indistinguishable from his happy face. All that guy does is grin like Alfred E Neuman.

Meanwhile, who places first?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (SwYcw)

151 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE AOSHQ COMMENTATERS BEAT JOKES TO INFINITE DEATH AND BEYOND!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (Aqu9a)

152 Will NY pick the hide bound Jew lefty or the losing her looks pro Gaza lefty to make America hate the Senate more?

You can cut the tension with a butter knife.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (wBaIH)

153 149 Although seriously the whole thoughtful movie reviewer shtick is getting kind of old.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:12 PM (z67/X)

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I was gonna do the irate cultural critic who screams at everything, but the market seems saturated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

154 I look forward to his shocked face, which is indistinguishable from his happy face. All that guy does is grin like Alfred E Neuman.

Meanwhile, who places first?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (SwYcw)

“Gavin Newsome is…
Derek Zoolander”

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:14 PM (fwyhL)

155 I dunno. Seems doubtful, especially with a NY Hispanic ditz as the social media face of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
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Ah, yeah, and explains why Democrats are invested in importing voters. They realize they've alienated to many of the party faithful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

156 I was gonna do the irate cultural critic who screams at everything, but the market seems saturated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

I feel seen.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:14 PM (z67/X)

157 150 I look forward to his shocked face, which is indistinguishable from his happy face. All that guy does is grin like Alfred E Neuman.

Meanwhile, who places first?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (SwYcw)

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Held today?

Kamala. And not even close.

I doubt it holds, but I also have no idea who replaces her.

Black Democrats in SC are probably going to go race-loyal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

158 Cassowaries have killed people.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:10 PM (77rzZ)
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Oh, if I were a cassowary
On the plains of Timbuktoo
I would eat a missionary
Cassock, bank, and hymnbook, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:14 PM (6K6Eu)

159 >>@michaelmalice
the reason Bernie stormed off is because he knows he'd endorse Schumer over AOC if it came to it, just as he shamelessly chose the establishment over voting for Tulsi

Given that Bernie is part of Schumer's leadership team in the Senate yea, of course he would endorse Chuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (LkLld)

160 Tough crowd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (u73oe)

161 The answer is yes

Schumer rolled over like a turtle

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (bXbFr)

162 I was gonna do the irate cultural critic who screams at everything, but the market seems saturated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

Wait until people figure out that politics are downstream from culture!

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (rj6Yv)

163
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

164 Does it matter which Democrat it is? They all vote the same way. AOC, Shumer, a bum riding the F train.

Who cares really? The end result is the same.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (VniJr)

165 161 The answer is yes

Schumer rolled over like a turtle
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (bXbFr)

“Taught him everything I know!”

~ Mitch “The Glitch” McConnel

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (fwyhL)

166 Michael Malice
@michaelmalice

the reason Bernie stormed off is because he knows he'd endorse Schumer over AOC if it came to it, just as he shamelessly chose the establishment over voting for Tulsi

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He didn't even support himself when Hillary stole the nomination from him in 2016.

How many houses does a multi-millionaire communist need anyway?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (Tx2uH)

167 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

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Evergreen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (u73oe)

168 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Where, where?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

169 >>> 132
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You've told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOTHING IS EVER DISCARDED HERE; FFS WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT CARROTS IN CHILI!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (Vqx30)

170 132 You’ve told that joke before. Gotta get some new material, keep it fresh, you know?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (fwyhL)

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The HQ's standards are very high.

Jokes only one time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

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The eternal debate I have with myself is if I want to stay here and think of new jokes or go somewhere else and use my existing jokes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (zy08Q)

171 166 He didn't even support himself when Hillary stole the nomination from him in 2016.

How many houses does a multi-millionaire communist need anyway?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (Tx2uH)

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"Those stupid Republicans won't stop using this effective tactic against Hillary!"
-Bernie...in the middle of his primary against Hillary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

172 He didn't even support himself when Hillary stole the nomination from him in 2016.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (Tx2uH)

LOL

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (z67/X)

173 Afterwards, they tried every conceivable way possible to weaponize it...and failed.
Posted by: garrett

Am I the only one who has read Legacy of Ashes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (mlg/3)

174 Schumer rolled over like a turtle
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 24, 2025 02:15 PM (bXbFr)
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That would at least get him off the fence post.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (6K6Eu)

175 I was gonna do the irate cultural critic who screams at everything, but the market seems saturated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

Get yourself a lush, verdant set of big bushy eyebrows.

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)

176 111 Tis true. Fowl are dinosaurs with feathers at heart and cannibals to boot. Scale them up to emu size and you best be able to get away or have something capable of stopping them.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:58 PM (ctrM5)

Terror birds have been one of my fascinations in Paleontology. They ranged through the southern US and south America. Seriemas are the closest living relatives, with their sicke-like toe and running habit, they are merely entertaining because they are about waist high but like housecats, if they were shoulder high they would be scary
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)

Look up The Australian Emu War. It's a real thing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (uz8UQ)

177 I love it when the politburo eats its own. Pelosi and Bernie are next.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (bXvrr)

178 170
The eternal debate I have with myself is if I want to stay here and think of new jokes or go somewhere else and use my existing jokes.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (zy08Q)

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I remain here because I am a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

179 Will NY pick the hide bound Jew lefty or the losing her looks pro Gaza lefty to make America hate the Senate more?

You can cut the tension with a butter knife.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2025 02:13 PM (wBaIH)

Pretty much. I think the safe bet is that neither of those two will be NYS's Dem Senate nominee.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (rj6Yv)

180 ....and then he says, "Not fucking eggs I can tell you that."

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (z67/X)

181 f you've ever seen a Roadrunner murder a lizard for lunch, then imagine a Roadrunner the size of an ostrich...yeah that's not a creature I'd spend any time fucking with without being heavily armed.
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Seen around Thanksgiving, in response to a silly PETA ad about "what if turkeys ate humans?"

Yeah, if turkeys were big enough, they'd feast on humans. They'll swallow anything that will fit in their beak.
Why do they think mammals were confined to tiny animals scurrying around in their dirt tunnels for millions of years?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (MC8h6)

182 The eternal debate I have with myself is if I want to stay here and think of new jokes or go somewhere else and use my existing jokes.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (zy08Q)

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There are other places?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (u73oe)

183 Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

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Comment is ruled "on-topic" in a thread about Schumer and Sanders.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (Tx2uH)

184 Now which hatchery did they pull jasmine from

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (bXbFr)

185
Held today?

Kamala. And not even close.

I doubt it holds, but I also have no idea who replaces her.

Black Democrats in SC are probably going to go race-loyal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman

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Crazy how gone they are. The Bulwark is awaiting the next Obama (messiah) as if he lived up to anything other than an image. They don't even clearly see their recent past much less their future.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (SwYcw)

186
I remain here because I am a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
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You're still recycling material?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

187 186
I remain here because I am a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
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You're still recycling material?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

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I gots no place else to go!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

188 I picture DUers as boomers with ponytails.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (

I picture them as boomers in off the rack pantsuits, their dull, bovine eyes framed by doughy faces, tanned a sickly grayish hue by the florescent sun in their bureaucratic offices.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (BI5O2)

189 Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2025 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

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Comment is ruled "on-topic" in a thread about Schumer and Sanders.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (Tx2uH)
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Now we just need to work in guns and movies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (6K6Eu)

190 It's not Kamala and the People don't choose the D nominee anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (z67/X)

191 Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
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At some point the Dot Indians and/or the Chinese takeover NYC. Jews are kind of spent shell there these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (Hpgos)

192 they are merely entertaining because they are about waist high but like housecats, if they were shoulder high they would be scary
Posted by: Kindltot

Waist high is also scary, for guys.

I've more than once walked through a bunch of Canada geese and feared getting pecked...you know where.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

193 "... the People don't choose the D nominee anyway."

Can't argue with that.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2025 02:21 PM (fV+MH)

194 I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Cue Up Where We Belong and Dolley carrying TJM outta the industrial shop where he works. Charming end.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

195 I've more than once walked through a bunch of Canada geese and feared getting pecked...you know where.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

New Jersey?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:22 PM (z67/X)

196 More ahole NY politician behavior. Gov Hochul, piss be upon her, has announced the NY State Police will not cooperate with ICE. She also condemned any county that does.
We had raids here in my city, a very leftist one, and I think our city police and county sheriff said nothing. From people I've talked to they've been quietly helping.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:22 PM (rsgUv)

197 Now which hatchery did they pull jasmine from
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (bXbFr)
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Now you've made me think of the first scene in "Jurassic World": the shell of the egg cracks, a claw pushes out and a malevolent eye is in the opening...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:23 PM (6K6Eu)

198 194 Cue Up Where We Belong and Dolley carrying TJM outta the industrial shop where he works. Charming end.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

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She has no upper body strength.

We went to the children's museum uptown Charlotte this weekend, and the boys were testing all the feats of strength while saying, "We're gonna be strong like Daddy!"

I felt a certain sense of pride in my strength training...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

199 I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

Alright, Mayo, on your feet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:23 PM (ExV1e)

200 Pretty much. I think the safe bet is that neither of those two will be NYS's Dem Senate nominee.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (rj6Yv)

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Disgraced mass-murdering former Governor Fredo "the Elder" Cuomo will use the Mayor's office to launch his Senate run.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:23 PM (nIiI+)

201 100 Afternoon ace

Schumer is my senator and I've said it here before that the anger here amongst the hard left is out in the open. I don't know if it will be AOC but someone will primary Schumer and could beat him. The old line dens are dying off or leaving NYS and the young leftist are trending Democratic Socialist. Add to that the amount of anti semitism in NYC and I don't think Schumer, who will be 78 in 2028 will have another term.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:03 PM (rsgUv)

The irony is that Schumer was absolutely right in letting the CR go through. If he didn't, then Trump would have eviscerated government during the shutdown, and there would have been nothing the Dems could have done to stop it. If this is the reaction the rest of his party has to him choosing the lesser of two evils, then that's proof that the Dem bench is as dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (uz8UQ)

202 I got a great deal on Wondrium for a year. That's the Great Courses Plus. So many courses!

I'm listening to lectures on happiness now.

Posted by: Stateless...69g% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (jvJvP)

203 187 186
I remain here because I am a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
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You're still recycling material?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

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I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (uz8UQ)

204 201 The irony is that Schumer was absolutely right in letting the CR go through. If he didn't, then Trump would have eviscerated government during the shutdown, and there would have been nothing the Dems could have done to stop it. If this is the reaction the rest of his party has to him choosing the lesser of two evils, then that's proof that the Dem bench is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (uz8UQ)

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I don't think it would be an issue at all if Schumer had framed it that way from the beginning.

But two days before the vote, he was promising to fight it and not let it pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

205 If you've ever seen a Roadrunner murder a lizard for lunch, then imagine a Roadrunner the size of an ostrich...yeah that's not a creature I'd spend any time fucking with without being heavily armed.
Posted by: Big Mike at March 24, 2025 02:08 PM (ilsqo)
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Heh, reminds me. A bird caught a scorpion in our backyard and took it to the top of our shed. The bird then proceeded to pound the scorpion against the shed roof. I think it was trying beat the scorpion into submission so the bird could have a snack.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:25 PM (tT6L1)

206 We had raids here in my city, a very leftist one, and I think our city police and county sheriff said nothing. From people I've talked to they've been quietly helping.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2025 02:22 PM (rsgUv)

I have heard in Portland Oregon the cops have all been told to go get busy with real crime so they aren't available for ICE.

Makes me wonder how much of their time is taken up with community enforcement like broken sidewalks and people cutting down their own trees without permits.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 02:25 PM (D7oie)

207
177 I love it when the politburo eats its own. Pelosi and Bernie are next.
Posted by: TJ Jackson at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (bXvrr)

Sideshow and freak show. The reality is that Lawfare seems the law of the land. Perhaps Carville knew that it would, with Robers so cozy with Boasberg and Beryl and that ilk. It sems coordinated by Roberts.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 02:25 PM (2NXcZ)

208 Women shouldn't have upper body strength. I hate visible muscles above the waist on women. They should be soft and curvy.

The only musculature I like seeing on women are the calves. A little calf muscle is very appealing.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

209 I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm pretty sure you're not an officer but I believe there is a chance you're a gentleman.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

210 Waist high is also scary, for guys.

I've more than once walked through a bunch of Canada geese and feared getting pecked...you know where.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

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Please tell me this is the origin of the term pecker.

* Off to etymonline.com *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (xVRZq)

211 The eternal debate I have with myself is if I want to stay here and think of new jokes or go somewhere else and use my existing jokes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 24, 2025 02:17 PM (zy08Q)

I avoid all that trouble and just stick with stale material here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (i24o9)

212 24 21
Bernie says AOC is doing great work in Congress. I honestly don't know what she's doing except talking right now. Anyone?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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She's a political force, an organizer and a rabble-rouser.
AOC & Bernie as party leaders make a clear distinction between communists and Trumpians. Much better than stealthy Clintonesque commies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (nbrPU)

213 The only musculature I like seeing on women are the calves. A little calf muscle is very appealing.
Posted by: Bulg

FYI the sphincter is a muscle too

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (FZYNt)

214 I don't think it would be an issue at all if Schumer had framed it that way from the beginning.

But two days before the vote, he was promising to fight it and not let it pass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

Would he have wanted his opponents to know what he was planning to do?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (z67/X)

215 Makes me wonder how much of their time is taken up with community enforcement like broken sidewalks and people cutting down their own trees without permits.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 02:25 PM (D7oie)

Most of it. Unless the AMericans supporting the illegals, like Pritzker and that slut from Massachusetts are jailed, there is not a single reason for the left to stop. No punishment= no crime.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (2NXcZ)

216 214 Would he have wanted his opponents to know what he was planning to do?
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (z67/X)

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Cave and make himself look weak?

Yeah, gotta keep that a secret.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

217 I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm pretty sure you're not an officer but I believe there is a chance you're a gentleman.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

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GI James

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:27 PM (xVRZq)

218 If this is the reaction the rest of his party has to him choosing the lesser of two evils, then that's proof that the Dem bench is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (uz8UQ)

Dem officeholders are faced with three choices:

- Support Schumer and face the anger of the most radical elements of the base - personally
- Bitch about Schumer but continue to support him behind the scenes because you think he'll survive this and you're a ass-kisser
- Join the mob and call for his ouster in the hopes that your fortunes will be improved thereby.

Policy choices are utterly irrelevant to the decision making process.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (ExV1e)

219 AOC looks more like Chuck each week, so perhaps she will grow into that role.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (bP/i4)

220 She has no upper body strength.

We went to the children's museum uptown Charlotte this weekend, and the boys were testing all the feats of strength while saying, "We're gonna be strong like Daddy!"

I felt a certain sense of pride in my strength training...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Okay, more realistic, less cinematic, She gets a cart and tows you out. More comedic, less romantic emotional.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (ctrM5)

221 FFS WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT CARROTS IN CHILI!!!

It's like AM radio, a new audience every 15 minutes.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (uDtSY)

222 as far as I know, Schmuck Schumer has never held a private sector job

went straight from the academy to the swamp

also, he is despicable

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (AOsQT)

223 43 4
Schumer equals a piece of shit.
Posted by: four seasons

NY has always had at least one senator who is simply owned by Wall Street there. As majority leader, that is ultimately why I think Schumer had to cave. Wall Street told him to cool it and Schumer relies on Wall Street bucks to fend off the AOCs and to buy his fellow senators like Mitch.

Notice when Mitch quit being able to control campaign funding for his fellow R senators, no one much was following his lead to the wilderness.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)

If Schumer is defenestrated, then Wall Street is going to suffer bigly - at least in Congress. Gillibrand is a total lightweight, and she's not up to the task of championing Wall Street interests in the Senate. Their only chance would be to try and curry favor with Bessent and Lutnick in the White House.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (uz8UQ)

224 Policy choices are utterly irrelevant to the decision making process.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (ExV1e)

Made by the judicial coup?

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (2NXcZ)

225 Now we just need to work in guns and movies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (6K6Eu)

Stripes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (i24o9)

226 I avoid all that trouble and just stick with stale material here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (i24o9)

I assume you were a Kaboom kid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

227 I gots no place else to go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

***

Everyone's got a place.
'Cept thems that what got no place.
Then they just run around on other people's places.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (W/lyH)

228 Okay, more realistic, less cinematic, She gets a cart and tows you out. More comedic, less romantic emotional.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:28 PM (ctrM5)

I was thinking she could slap him on the back like OJ at the end of The Naked Gun.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (z67/X)

229 So the bartender says to the horse hey, why the long face?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (u73oe)

230 Snow White box office $43M domestically. 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (VniJr)

231 Terror birds have been one of my fascinations in Paleontology. They ranged through the southern US and south America. Seriemas are the closest living relatives, with their sicke-like toe and running habit, they are merely entertaining because they are about waist high but like housecats, if they were shoulder high they would be scary
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)

I did a bit of work at a famous theme park in central Florida, there was a red legged seriama there... one of the funniest thing I've seen was that bird snatching a hot dog right out of a guys bun, smashing it on a rock and eating it.

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (53oGX)

232 The irony is that Schumer was absolutely right in letting the CR go through. If he didn't, then Trump would have eviscerated government during the shutdown, and there would have been nothing the Dems could have done to stop it. If this is the reaction the rest of his party has to him choosing the lesser of two evils, then that's proof that the Dem bench is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:24 PM (uz8UQ)

If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

233 208 Women shouldn't have upper body strength. I hate visible muscles above the waist on women. They should be soft and curvy.

The only musculature I like seeing on women are the calves. A little calf muscle is very appealing.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

I've been advocating that they be kept in pens that restrict their movements and force fed like ducks whose only future is foie gras, but I'm told this is a touch too patriarchal and cis-normative, even for a smart military blog. But mark my words, you'll all regret this free range women mode eventually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (ESO0m)

234 Darrel I would like to see Chucky tossed out a window

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (fwDg9)

235 225 Now we just need to work in guns and movies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 24, 2025 02:20 PM (6K6Eu)

Stripes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:29 PM (i24o9)

Lighten up Francis...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

236 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

There’s probably only bad answers to this.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (fwyhL)

237 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

As usual, Rand Paul was on the right side of this issue.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (uz8UQ)

238 232 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

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I was rooting for it to fail.

But, it lays the groundwork for the rest of the fiscal year which should allow the House to actually follow the budgetary process, including cuts, for FY2025 which starts in October.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

239 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

Because the GOP is useless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (VniJr)

240 If Schumer is defenestrated, then Wall Street is going to suffer bigly - at least in Congress. Gillibrand is a total lightweight, and she's not up to the task of championing Wall Street interests in the Senate. Their only chance would be to try and curry favor with Bessent and Lutnick in the White House.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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That is what I think. The kids on the left including AWFLs want blood and that ain't good for Wall Street. I would go as far to expect something new like the Weathermen on the left to arise.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

241 nood

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (2NXcZ)

242 "Snow White box office $43M domestically. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald "

Which still seems incredible. I have to believe a lot of that is Disney buying tickets.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (fV+MH)

243 The Democrats base are crusty white old liberals angry at the world who have never contributed anything to society, mentally ill people who believe they can change their gender and illegal immigrants.

You have to just marvel at the diversity of their coalition.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2025 02:01 PM (Hi9VF)

You forgot the crooks.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

244 230 Snow White box office $43M domestically. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (VniJr)

How?

That just seems too high to me.
Almost no one has had a kind word for it, and when I have gone to the movies over the last 6 months, the theater was near empty for all but one (Nosferatu, for which the theater should have been empty).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (ESO0m)

245 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)
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The tell is how Democrats reacted. They hated the CR and wanted to fight it but, somewhere, they realized not passing the CR was worse. It's one of the few times in memory I've seen Democrats in a lose/lose position and knew it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (tT6L1)

246 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

Wouldn't be sporting to do otherwise my auld chap!!

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (z67/X)

247 Terror birds v. Teratorns

That would be a badass fight to watch.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

248 But, it lays the groundwork for the rest of the fiscal year which should allow the House to actually follow the budgetary process, including cuts, for FY2025 which starts in October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Thought you were being serious until I saw that line. Now THIS, this a good joke.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:33 PM (fwyhL)

249 Chuck U Schumer is 74 years old and has been stealing from the public trough since 1975 in one office or another.
50 years of theft, chicanery, bribes, kick backs and fraud.
Go away and die already, no one will miss you.

Posted by: Sandy Cortez at March 24, 2025 02:33 PM (u5iGG)

250 233 208 Women shouldn't have upper body strength. I hate visible muscles above the waist on women. They should be soft and curvy.

The only musculature I like seeing on women are the calves. A little calf muscle is very appealing.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

I've been advocating that they be kept in pens that restrict their movements and force fed like ducks whose only future is foie gras, but I'm told this is a touch too patriarchal and cis-normative, even for a smart military blog. But mark my words, you'll all regret this free range women mode eventually.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (ESO0m)

Oh, Piper...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2025 02:34 PM (uz8UQ)

251 248 But, it lays the groundwork for the rest of the fiscal year which should allow the House to actually follow the budgetary process, including cuts, for FY2025 which starts in October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Thought you were being serious until I saw that line. Now THIS, this a good joke.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:33 PM (fwyhL)

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I doubt it happens.

But Johnson has been making sounds about it for months.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

252 I did a bit of work at a famous theme park in central Florida, there was a red legged seriama there... one of the funniest thing I've seen was that bird snatching a hot dog right out of a guys bun, smashing it on a rock and eating it.
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (53oGX)

Ostriches were good for that when I was a kid. They were pretty good with grain, but if you held something in the fingers they would snap it out of your hand and maybe scrape a finger or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 02:35 PM (n7h9X)

253 But Johnson has been making sounds about it for months.

We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 24, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

He does make many noises.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 24, 2025 02:36 PM (fwyhL)

254 238 232 If a shutdown was better for Trump’s agenda, and the CR was the lesser of two evils for the Dems, then why did we fight so hard to pass it?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (l3YAf)

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I was rooting for it to fail.

But, it lays the groundwork for the rest of the fiscal year which should allow the House to actually follow the budgetary process, including cuts, for FY2025 which starts in October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is also you have to have a spending bill in place in order to use the enhanced recission bills.

We are six months into the current FY and literally no time to go through the normal process this year. That was inevitable when the House capitulated to the Senate last fall with a long CR to March. We will have another fight in May-June regarding the debt ceiling depending on how spending is going and borrowing authority runs out. That is likely to have the Dems refuse as a party to support it and it can be filibustered in the Senate if reconciliation is not used.

So, expect bundling of that debt ceiling provision with maybe the Trump tax cuts bill under reconciliation as the next major bill.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2025 02:36 PM (ctrM5)

255 She's not running. She'll weigh 180 or 200 by then, have the abuela thing going.

That's what I'm sayin. Enough Doritos for you Gorda Chica!

Posted by: KAMALA at March 24, 2025 02:36 PM (W2EWw)

256 Afterwards, they tried every conceivable way possible to weaponize it...and failed.
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That was the cover story.

Think outside the box. They succeeded in spectacular fashion. They lobotomized almost an entire generation on “Make Love Not War” and all the hippy dippy shit, scrambling their brains. That was the intent.

Many of them are still fucked up in the head still. And in charge.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2025 02:36 PM (3VVY1)

257 I've been advocating that they be kept in pens that restrict their movements and force fed like ducks whose only future is foie gras, but I'm told this is a touch too patriarchal and cis-normative, even for a smart military blog. But mark my words, you'll all regret this free range women mode eventually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2025 02:30 PM (ESO0m

AoSHQ. Come for the cruelty. Stay for the ground-breaking fantastic future visioneers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2025 02:37 PM (i24o9)

258 "Snow White box office $43M domestically. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald "

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It's gonna be a big hit in China though!

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Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:38 PM (vn54n)

259 How?

That just seems too high to me.
Almost no one has had a kind word for it, and when I have gone to the movies over the last 6 months, the theater was near empty for all but one (Nosferatu, for which the theater should have been empty).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2025 02:32 PM (ESO0m)

Betcha Disney bought back a lot of tickets. All i have heard is the reviewers reporting no presales or people in attendance.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2025 02:38 PM (n7h9X)

260 Hmm, looks like the eye doctor sent me something about needing to schedule an appointment, but, I'm not sure, because I can't quite make out what's written......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 24, 2025 02:39 PM (tT6L1)

261 Women shouldn't have upper body strength. I hate visible muscles above the waist on women. They should be soft and curvy.

The only musculature I like seeing on women are the calves. A little calf muscle is very appealing.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

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Buns of Steel FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 24, 2025 02:39 PM (vn54n)

262 258 "Snow White box office $43M domestically. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald "

Should've made it a porno.

Posted by: Stateless...69g% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 24, 2025 02:44 PM (jvJvP)

263 Think outside the box. They succeeded in spectacular fashion. They lobotomized almost an entire generation on “Make Love Not War” and all the hippy dippy shit,

How does a hippy polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie, 4 Mrs. Hippie,

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2025 02:46 PM (xnytv)

264 Nobody said NY Chuck was stupid or loyal. He's just a greasy fuck!

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 24, 2025 02:46 PM (fY84s)

265 Nood.

Musk

Posted by: Stateless...69g% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 24, 2025 02:49 PM (jvJvP)

266 Chuck E, Sleaze needs to be held responsible for his law breaking and ignoring the U.S. Constitution all the Time

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2025 04:21 PM (wGqjj)

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