Mid-Morning Art Thread

Woman wearing gloves, also known as The Parisienne
Charles-Alexandre Giron

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at March 27, 2025 09:31 AM (EZX4Q)

3 High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 09:31 AM (jc0TO)

4 Petit Palais

Charles-Alexandre Giron
Genève, 1850 – Gentod-Bellevue (Suisse) 1914

Date: 1883

Materials and technics: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: H. 200 x w. 91 cm

Inscriptions : Signed lower right : "Paris Chs Giron"

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 Hey baby, could I interest you in my Longbow collection?

Posted by: Some Suave Moron at March 27, 2025 09:32 AM (t0Rmr)

6 Inky dinky parlez vous!

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

7

There is a very small midget strapped to her inner thigh, flicking her bean...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (oMwYy)

8 Tramp, showing off the toes of her shoes. I'm surprised she can show her face in public.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

9 I want to see the manager!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (L/fGl)

10 She's got gloves.
And she knows how to use them.

Posted by: ZZ Top at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (EZX4Q)

11 She looks surprisingly cheerful for a woman in mourning.

Is she a Black Widow?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (DHu/I)

12 WTF is a 'weekend'??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:33 AM (/tzYP)

13 She's pretty, but the blog going full Frenchie is disturbing.

Posted by: The Eiffel Truth at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

14 Nice detail. Lovely subject. Would hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (kgE5c)

15 I see London
I see France
Contrary to reports however
no underpants

Posted by: Some Rhyming Moron at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (t0Rmr)

16 "Are the poors acting up again, Gerald? I'm going to miss the first act if this persists. Have them all shot at once!"

Posted by: snooty lady in the painting at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (QzM4s)

17 6 Inky dinky parlez vous!
Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

I was told there would be no foreign language requirement.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

18 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (fV+MH)

19 1883, two generations before Europe destroyed itself

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (t0Rmr)

20 High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That, and, if you can make them laugh. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (cYBz/)

21 She's a cutie.

Would hit.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (fV+MH)

22 Posted by The Eiffel Truth.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Don't make me pull this car over at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (EZX4Q)

23 She's pretty, but the blog going full Frenchie is disturbing.

Posted by: The Eiffel Truth at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

Blow me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (L5An7)

24 High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.

Pretty sure this woman has at least three more skirts under the one you can see

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (t0Rmr)

25 I like big bustles and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Mssr. Mixalot at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (NgqoH)

26 13 It’s all the absinthe CBD’s been drinking lately.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

27 I'm not even going to ask if she has hairy armpits.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (Wkipr)

28 Doesn't have a big ass and breeding hips. Also, not naked.

Not art.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (Y1sOo)

29 Tempted to search Urban Dictionary as to what Full Frenchie might mean

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (t0Rmr)

30 I knew she was French right off.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (fV+MH)

31 26 13 It’s all the absinthe CBD’s been drinking lately.
Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

The sun is over the yardarm over there.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

32 Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: She taught Scrooge at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (EZX4Q)

33 Woman wearing gloves, also known as The Woman With the Proportionally Longest Legs in the World.

Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (aBgBM)

34 It’s all the absinthe CBD’s been drinking lately.

Are we getting a painting of a green fairy for Friday then?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (t0Rmr)

35 Caption:

"Oh, Farthingsworth! Bring the Grey Poupon Mustard as well. I'm meeting the Earl of Sandwich for tea."

Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2025 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

36 The colors are beautiful. An excellent use of contrast while highlighting the important things, like her face. I love how the decoration on the skirt matches the carved details on the table and the flowery designs on the walls.

Posted by: Kris at March 27, 2025 09:38 AM (EwaUh)

37 The Parisienne

There once was a lady named Rose
Who struck a most elegant pose
Just like a mirage
From her décolletage
To the tip of her aquiline nose!

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 09:38 AM (/iMjX)

38 Nice, but a little more provenance would not be out of order.

Like rhennigantx at March 27, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA) posted.

Posted by: somejoe at March 27, 2025 09:38 AM (RCAte)

39 Unfortunately, the arsenic in the green wallpaper killed her after an abnormally-wet summer.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:38 AM (/tzYP)

40 33 Woman wearing gloves, also known as The Woman With the Proportionally Longest Legs in the World.
Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (aBgBM)

She's got a dwarf servant under that get up that she's standing on.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (QzM4s)

41 Woman Wearing Gloves. No shit Sherlock.
Thx CBD, would hang, interesting simple colors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (rsgUv)

42 Probably takes forever to get those gloves on and off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (Q4IgG)

43 I checked Wikiart and apparently Charles Giron painted some fairly naughty paintings as well

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

44 Excellent work on every level.

I like it alot.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (/tzYP)

45 Must be hard to go pee in that get up.

Posted by: Glad I don't have to at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (EZX4Q)

46 "I like big bustles and I cannot lie...
Posted by: Mssr. Mixalot"

The other freres cant deny.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (fV+MH)

47 Didn't all French women wear gloves back then?

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)

48 Posted by: The Eiffel Truth at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

Blow me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (L5An7)

Or... Fait une fellation pour moi.

[Wow...that's awkward! They need better slang]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:40 AM (L5An7)

49 He seems to have done alot of well-off ladies' portraits.

Very nice.

And a cool juxtaposition with the painting.
http://tiny.cc/tjpe001

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:41 AM (/tzYP)

50 47 Didn't all French women wear gloves back then

The cool ones only wore one

Posted by: M. Jackson at March 27, 2025 09:41 AM (HcoTw)

51 Outfit would be classier with fishnets.

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (QzM4s)

52 Oh my ... but yes, I would. Okay - let's change that to 'Oh please! Oh please!' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (ayRl+)

53 There's a lot of extra glove there. Looks like she could pull them up to her armpits if she was wearing short sleeves.

Posted by: The Rank Organization at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (G5+As)

54 Are we getting a painting of a green fairy for Friday then?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:37 AM (t0Rmr)

I have a good one in mind!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (L5An7)

55 Or... Fait une fellation pour moi.

[Wow...that's awkward! They need better slang]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:40 AM (L5An7)

Well heck. I'm gonna start using that one in English now.

"And do a fellation for me, would you? There's a good chap."

Posted by: Pauly Shore at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (KtIIi)

56 Less than 50 comments in we've already hit upon fellatio and bean flicking.

Posted by: Not that I'm keeping score... at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (EZX4Q)

57 Sock fail!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (KtIIi)

58
And a cool juxtaposition with the painting.
http://tiny.cc/tjpe001

Looks like her bitchy great, great, great, great granddaughter

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:42 AM (t0Rmr)

59 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'd like to tussle with her bustle.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 09:43 AM (W/lyH)

60 Ooooo, pretty. I'd wear that dress. Except the corset would be uncomfortable. Can anybody around here let the waist out a little?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (3Vsss)

61 18 Hollywood is boring people who don't know what they're doing.

The Democrats are boring people who don't know what they're doing.

The media is boring people who don't know what they're doing.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (fV+MH)

Tunnelers are boring people who know what they're doing.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (R256O)

62 @ 20 High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That, and, if you can make them laugh. . . .
__________________________________________

The laffs begin when the pants come down ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

63 Lucky CBD didn't choose this one!

http://tiny.cc/0kpe001

I can hear the catcalls already!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (/tzYP)

64 Tunnelers are boring people who know what they're doing.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (R256O)

Ditch diggers are boring people who don't know what they're doing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2025 09:45 AM (KtIIi)

65 MP4 would like this painting, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

66 The Pontiac Parisienne was a Catalina model sold in Canada to appeal to the vagrants from Quebec. Sold from 1958-1986.

Posted by: America's Toque at March 27, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)

67 Can someone please 'splain me what's 'tangy' about 'poon' ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2025 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

68
Don't Look, Edith!!!

There was a French nudist named Steifel
Whose 'package' was more than a trifle
He streaked through the trees
On the Champs Elysees
While the tourists there all got an Eiffel

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

69 Hollywood is boring people who don't know what they're doing.

The Democrats are boring people who don't know what they're doing.

The media is boring people who don't know what they're doing.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:35 AM (fV+MH)

Tunnelers are boring people who know what they're doing.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 09:44 AM (R256O)

Don't forget us!

Except..well...we're bugs...

Posted by: Cotton Borers at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

70 24 High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.

Pretty sure this woman has at least three more skirts under the one you can see
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (t0Rmr)

So I'll need a second snifter of cognac?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (R256O)

71 Classy lady. Way out of my league.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (7fElN)

72 She looks high-class, but you know she's getting down and dirty with her Spanish chauffeur, Paolo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (W5ArC)

73 A splendid piece! Fine detail. Would hang.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (fY84s)

74 > 73 A splendid piece!

Yes. She is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2025 09:48 AM (W5ArC)

75 She looks very Gaulic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 09:48 AM (jc0TO)

76 Yes. I'm interested. Deskirt and then decolletage.

Posted by: scottst at March 27, 2025 09:49 AM (qcvs8)

77 67 Can someone please 'splain me what's 'tangy' about 'poon' ... ?

Any Astronauts in the house?

Posted by: Brrrt at March 27, 2025 09:49 AM (HcoTw)

78 @63 Or "Unibrow Lady at the Piano," 1880. Some of his work is disappointing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 09:49 AM (Wkipr)

79
A splendid piece! Fine detail. Would ~~hang.~~ bang.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (fY84s)

FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2025 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

80 She looks like she'd scoff at me.

Which is hot.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 09:49 AM (fV+MH)

81 Outfit would be classier with fishnets.

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden

===

Let us do some research, we might be able to find something

Posted by: University of Michigan Football Program at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (pys1d)

82 I mean, the dress is pretty and the detail is beautiful, but it’s boring af.

Would only stop to admire the beadwork.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (4GRMD)

83 She has a wasp waist.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (CQE5S)

84 She's got a sphinx-like smile. Ooh those Frenchies are so mysterious!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (eb5mD)

85 We're sorry. That table is a cheep Chinese knockoff. Only worth fifty bucks.

Posted by: The Keno Brothers at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (G5+As)

86 Long cool woman in a black dress?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (Aqu9a)

87 75 She looks very Gaulic.

Sounds like part of a limerick...

Posted by: Hint, hint at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (EZX4Q)

88 The art...

Oh my. This is lovely! Her dress is gorgeous. Not a fan of the brown gloves with the black dress but that's a fashion critique not an art thing. The wallpaper is pretty as well.

Verdict.... I like this. It's pretty. Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 09:51 AM (4XwPj)

89 She looks high-class, but you know she's getting down and dirty with her Spanish chauffeur, Paolo.
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Sono italiano.

Posted by: paolo at March 27, 2025 09:51 AM (/tzYP)

90 It's a better portrait than PDT's Colorado Capitol portrait.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

91 86 Long cool woman in a black dress?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM (Aqu9a)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

92 Would only stop to admire the beadwork.
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That's what I said!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:52 AM (/tzYP)

93 I really like this portrait. It's classy and tasteful. She doesn't come off as arrogant or stuffy. She has a small smile and she is giving side-eye, showing personality. The artist is showing restraint with the subdued colors. It's lovely.

Posted by: Kris at March 27, 2025 09:53 AM (EwaUh)

94 This painting is quite glovely!!

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 09:53 AM (/iMjX)

95 Grace Kelly's great-grandmother?

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

96 Would hang. She's a 1.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Aqu9a)

97 Posted by: University of Michigan Football Program at March 27, 2025 09:50 AM

The Leaders and Best...

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Y1sOo)

98 Back in the day my grandmother used to get all dressed up, even to go to McDonalds. And, yea, she wore white gloves that came up to her elbows.

And a mink stole.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

99 Pale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (zZu0s)

100 Very feminine but she isn't afraid to take off the gloves, like our wonderful 'Ettes.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (/tzYP)

101 67 Can someone please 'splain me what's 'tangy' about 'poon' ... ?

Wang dang tangy poon tang

Posted by: Ted N at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (HcoTw)

102 How Hillary Clinton thinks she looks...

Posted by: Fat, Drunk And Stupid at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (ce5If)

103 96 Would hang. She's a 1.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Aqu9a)

A "1" on a scale of what?

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (CQE5S)

104 @97 "Wear it like a mink stole it."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (Wkipr)

105 The color of her shoes should match her gloves.

-- my wife, who never wears white after Labor Day

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2025 09:56 AM (Y1sOo)

106 I could tell she was Fwench by her haughty attitude.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2025 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

107 71 Classy lady. Way out of my league.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2025 09:47 AM (7fElN)

My first glance at Madame Celeste de la Roungtine, I thought she was way out of myeague, too, but did that stop me from hitting on her?

No!

It was her fiance and two brothers that stopped me from hitting on her.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 09:56 AM (R256O)

108 Would hang. She's a 1.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:54 AM (Aqu9a)

A "1" on a scale of what?

Posted by: m

It's binary. Horde standard measurement.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 27, 2025 09:57 AM (OUMaO)

109 Would hang

Posted by: Random judge at March 27, 2025 09:58 AM (GD2xa)

110 101 67 Can someone please 'splain me what's 'tangy' about 'poon' ... ?

Wang dang tangy poon tang
Posted by: Ted N at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (HcoTw)
---
Boomhauer!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 09:58 AM (Wkipr)

111 Oops the random judge was me. Sock puppet got me again.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 27, 2025 09:58 AM (GD2xa)

112 67 Can someone please 'splain me what's 'tangy' about 'poon' ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2025 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

I have only heard stories from the astronauts that I knew but on the moon trips...

Ohh.. On that other subject, well, The tangy parts tended to stick with him even after many medical treatments.

But I try to look on the bright side, so I would have to say his future looks short(ish) and so bright.

Posted by: somejoe at March 27, 2025 09:58 AM (RCAte)

113 The model would be about 80 when the Germans occupied Paris in 1940, so she probably wasn't a concubine to the Kraut General Staff.

Posted by: Hunny Don't! at March 27, 2025 09:58 AM (G5+As)

114 111 Oops the random judge was me. Sock puppet got me again.
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Shh!

You're supposed to claim that was a witty play on a 'hanging judge'.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:59 AM (/tzYP)

115 A "1" on a scale of what?
Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 09:55 AM (CQE5S)

On a scale of 0 - 1.

0 = no, I would not bang
1 = yes, I'd be delighted

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 09:59 AM (Aqu9a)

116 A "1" on a scale of what?

Posted by: m

*********

How to tell someone is relatively new here without asking how long they've been here.

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:00 AM (/iMjX)

117 >>>but did that stop me from hitting on her?

No!

It was her fiance and two brothers that stopped me from hitting on her.

Posted by: tankdemon

>This often happens when a husband is presented in the affair.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 10:00 AM (fY84s)

118 Someone else who could rock some elegant gloves:

https://tinyurl.com/53bfvmb2

Posted by: From the wayback machine at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (EZX4Q)

119 Love this portrait, especially the way it is long to bring out the lady's entire figure. Almost like a panel. The lady's calm expression and posture and delicate skin tones makes a nice contrast with the dark, elegant but understated gown, the carved details of the table and the filigree on the left. There is nothing jarring or distracting from the woman. she is the center of the viewer's attention. It's only after observing her that the other pleasant aspects are noticed. In a non-dramatic way, this is one of the most effective portraits I've seen.

Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (yTvNw)

120 The model would be about 80 when the Germans occupied Paris in 1940, so she probably wasn't a concubine to the Kraut General Staff.
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They just commandeered her townhouse and emptied her wine-cellar.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (/tzYP)

121 or stuffy. She has a small smile and she is giving side-eye, showing personality. The artist is showing restraint with the subdued colors. It's lovely.
Posted by: Kris

Side Boob>>Side-eye

Posted by: Can Pick'em at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (G5+As)

122 MTG went off on a female Brit reporter who asked about the Signal thing.

"Go back to your own country where women are raped by migrants."

lol

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)

123 Amusingly a 1 is the same as a 10.

You just have to know the scale...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (t0Rmr)

124 Elon Musk to help lead investigation into Signal leak.
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😂

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2025 10:02 AM (9zmg4)

125 118 Someone else who could rock some elegant gloves:
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Very good.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:02 AM (/tzYP)

126 in this AI restored clip of 1900 Paris you can see haughty French dames everywhere. https://youtu.be/WXVjmg_njyw

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 10:03 AM (Wkipr)

127 124 Elon Musk to help lead investigation into Signal leak.
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😂
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2025 10:02 AM (9zmg4)

Good.... Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2025 10:03 AM (VE6XX)

128
Of a beautiful woman quite Gaulic
Said old Dracula to his friend Orlik
"She stinks in bed"
"Like a fish that gone dead?"
"No, like she's eaten a fuckton of garlic!"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2025 10:04 AM (iJfKG)

129 Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
She's a man-eater.

Posted by: Hall & Oates at March 27, 2025 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)

130 Bravo, Muldoon! Bravo!

Posted by: Hint, hint at March 27, 2025 10:05 AM (EZX4Q)

131 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 34m
JUST IN - BBC says Turkey deports reporter as ‘threat to public order’

Turkey has deported a BBC journalist covering protests in the country, telling him he was "a threat to public order", the British broadcaster said Thursday.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:05 AM (/tzYP)

132 Oops. That wasn't Muldoon...

Posted by: Hint, hint at March 27, 2025 10:06 AM (EZX4Q)

133
You can tell an English woman by her classic library books
You can tell a Swedish woman by her healthy outdoor looks
You can tell a French woman by her haughty air and such
You can tell a Texas woman, but you can't tell her much

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:06 AM (/iMjX)

134 It would seem that British reporters are having a bad week.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:07 AM (4XwPj)

135 Friendly reminder that everything the left does is stupid and retarded.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 27, 2025 10:08 AM (Fja6Y)

136 A moron gave a hint
Regarding a portrait of some bint
That our Muldoon
should tang some poon
But he din't

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:08 AM (/tzYP)

137 Is it Signalgate, Warplansgate, or Attackgate ? I get confused on the Gates

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

138 Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:06 AM (/iMjX)

Nice one.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (Oy/m2)

139 123 Amusingly a 1 is the same as a 10.

You just have to know the scale...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 10:01 AM (t0Rmr)

I was thinking, "Monte Mart 1? What is he thinking!?"

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (CQE5S)

140 Check out Giron's Wiki page. The other paintings are varied and just as creative and effective.

Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (yTvNw)

141 You can tell an English woman by her classic library books
You can tell a Swedish woman by her healthy outdoor looks
You can tell a French woman by her haughty air and such
You can tell a Texas woman, but you can't tell her much
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:06 AM (/iMjX)

Witty and true!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (Aqu9a)

142 She looks like she is waiting for somebody. She has the same expression as myriad people I have seen on a depot platform wondering why the stupid train is late.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (R256O)

143 She's pretty, but the blog going full Frenchie is disturbing.

Posted by: The Eiffel Truth at March 27, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

Blow me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:36 AM (L5An7)
====
CBD affecting an overblown ego like most frogs.

Paris is rubbing off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (RIvkX)

144 You can tell a Texas woman, but you can't tell her much
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:06 AM (/iMjX)

In my head I pronounced can't as "caint".

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (4XwPj)

145 Big Mouf Bass leaps into action!

75 Days After Fire Devastation, LA Has Approved Only Handful of Building Permits

-
And by "handful" they mean 4. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 27, 2025 10:10 AM (L/fGl)

146 Could use some happy little bushes. But, hey, it's your painting!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 27, 2025 10:10 AM (a3Q+t)

147 140 Check out Giron's Wiki page. The other paintings are varied and just as creative and effective.
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Yes.

https://www.wikiart.org/en/charles-giron

A shame there are only 19 shown.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:10 AM (/tzYP)

148 Pointy elbows.

Would still hang.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 27, 2025 10:11 AM (iNqRJ)

149 She's got an otter on her head.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

150 131 Turkey has deported a BBC journalist covering protests in the country, telling him he was "a threat to public order", the British broadcaster said Thursday.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:05 AM (/tzYP)

Doesn't that mean the Brits have to toss him in the hoosegow now?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2025 10:11 AM (R256O)

151 I think "poontang" dates from WWI -- American farm boys attempting to pronounce the French "putain", i.e., "whore".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2025 10:12 AM (W5ArC)

152 Witty and true!
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Many, yes, but I like to screw!

Posted by: the irish spring model at March 27, 2025 10:12 AM (/tzYP)

153 Legs that go All the way Up.

Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2025 10:12 AM (FhXTo)

154 151 I think "poontang" dates from WWI -- American farm boys attempting to pronounce the French "putain", i.e., "whore".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2025 10:12 AM (W5ArC)

1920s: alteration of French putain ‘prostitute’.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 10:13 AM (CQE5S)

155 > 146 Could use some happy little bushes. But, hey, it's your painting!
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 27, 2025 10:10 AM (a3Q+t)

We don't know that. There could be several happy little bushes -- she's French, after all. Too many clothes to tell for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2025 10:13 AM (W5ArC)

156 Had this Thread gone full French, "sexe oral" would have been the phrase used.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2025 10:13 AM (a3Q+t)

157 She looks very Gaulic.

Posted by: Hint, hint

************

There once was aa woman, tres Gaullic
Whose bosom was shaped hyperbollic
I've heard a report
She had extra support
As her underwire bra was hydraulic!

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:13 AM (/iMjX)

158 A shame there are only 19 shown.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:10 AM (/tzYP)

He did some great portraits. That Childhood of Bacchus is.... something.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:14 AM (4XwPj)

159 A perfect 10 is still on the binary scale.

It's just a 1.

Twice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2025 10:14 AM (KtIIi)

160 Or... Fait une fellation pour moi.
[Wow...that's awkward! They need better slang]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2025 09:40 AM

Sorry, I hadn't read down far enough.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2025 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)

161 There once was aa woman, tres Gaullic
Whose bosom was shaped hyperbollic
I've heard a report
She had extra support
As her underwire bra was hydraulic!
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:13 AM (/iMjX)

*manic applause meme*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2025 10:15 AM (KtIIi)

162 It's a limerickpalooza!!

Posted by: Hint, hint at March 27, 2025 10:15 AM (EZX4Q)

163 "I could tell she was Fwench by her haughty attitude.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

She's a haughty.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:15 AM (fV+MH)

164 Come away with me to zee casbah
where I will make love to you day and night
*kisses her gloved arm*

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at March 27, 2025 10:16 AM (Aqu9a)

165 In my head I pronounced can't as "caint".
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

*********

A cromulent selection.

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:16 AM (/iMjX)

166 There once was aa woman, tres Gaullic
Whose bosom was shaped hyperbolic
I've heard a report
She had extra support
As her underwire bra was hydraulic!
Posted by: muldoon

*manic applause meme*
Posted by: Warai-otoko
===
Quite the frolic!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:17 AM (/tzYP)

167 137 Is it Signalgate, Warplansgate, or Attackgate ? I get confused on the Gates
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

If it isn't HootieGate, I'm not interested.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2025 10:17 AM (KtIIi)

168 The Gay Haughties must have been a wonderful era.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:18 AM (/tzYP)

169 There once was aa woman, tres Gaullic
Whose bosom was shaped hyperbolic
I've heard a report
She had extra support
As her underwire bra was hydraulic!
Posted by: muldoon

*manic applause meme*
Posted by: Warai-otoko
===
Quite the frolic!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:17 AM (/tzYP)

Shaped like the bumpers of a 1959 Cadillac.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:19 AM (Aqu9a)

170 The going out of business media is really running with signalgate.

I guess it's a thing for them.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:20 AM (fV+MH)

171 Very elegant painting. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2025 10:20 AM (42Vb+)

172 You're in mourning? That's cra-cra! I'm in mourning too!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2025 10:21 AM (mlg/3)

173 The going out of business media is really running with signalgate.

I guess it's a thing for them.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:20 AM

And if you can't be
with the scandal you want, baby,
run the scandal you're with.
Run the scandal you're with.

Posted by: MSM at March 27, 2025 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)

174 This painting certainly classes up the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 10:22 AM (ii/o0)

175 Lizzo is hotter

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 27, 2025 10:22 AM (iFTx/)

176 While the tourists there all got an Eiffel

*********

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO SEE WHEN YOU TOUR THE EIFFEL TOUR.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at March 27, 2025 10:22 AM (/iMjX)

177 US attorney general, FBI director oversee early-morning capture of top MS-13 gang leader hiding just south of DC

.. but apparently .. no CNN

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

178 Colonizer Maxine Waters Pushes for Melania Trump's Deportation Despite Her Legal U.S. Citizenship

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

179 "This painting certainly classes up the place."

We're plenty classy.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:24 AM (fV+MH)

180 Seriously ... isn't it about time for a li'l ZZTop and "Jesus Just Left Chicago" ... ? Or the Allman Bros Band and "One Way Out" ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2025 10:24 AM (ayRl+)

181 The going out of business media is really running with signalgate.

I guess it's a thing for them.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:20 AM (fV+MH)

It's a thing for their dying constituency and about three people here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

182 Quite the frolic!
Posted by: andycanuck

*******

Decidedly bucolic

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (/iMjX)

183 Isn't there a long period comet we can send Maxine Waters to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (ii/o0)

184 Colonizer Maxine Waters Pushes for Melania Trump's Deportation Despite Her Legal U.S. Citizenship
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

Her dumbness goes to 11. It's one more.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (Aqu9a)

185 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (khgu5)

186 181 It's a thing for their dying constituency and about three people here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

=======

It's super popular in the DC environs, it seems.

This time, they really got...Mike Waltz's assistant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

187 /OFF SOCK

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (/iMjX)

188 "The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) on Wednesday canceled some of the mortgages for illegal migrants, as the department looks to prioritize federal home loans for U.S. citizens."

Some?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (Y1sOo)

189 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

190 A teenage girl was reportedly assaulted near Leicester's Highcross shopping centre. Investigations have been launched by police after footage of the alleged incident was shared online.

The alleged assault took place in Bath House Lane, wit the incident reported to officers just after 8pm on Thursday (March 20). Leicestershire Police said no arrests have been made at this time.

Officers said they have spoken to the victim and her family following the incident. Footage of the alleged assault has reportedly been posted online, with police urging people not to share it [ because that is the crime they are investigating ].

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

191 Maxine Waters persists in her efforts to reach 1 Kohn of stupidity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (ii/o0)

192 AoSHQ. The joint with a touch of class.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (Aqu9a)

193 Flickr dot com/photos; Eddie Cummings, Eddie C3

In part, "Simone Giron, who donated this large painting to the Petit Palais, was very familiar with this work which her father always kept close to him. She specifies in a monograph devoted to the painter that he met his model at Ville-d’Avray close to Paris and dubbed her the Black Diamond. Giron exhibited this portrait of a woman buttoning her long gloves at the annual exhibition of the Société nationale des Beaux-Arts in 1883. The catalogue for the retrospective exhibition staged at the Museum of Fine Art in Berne in 1955 gave her the symbolic title “The Parisian Woman”
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It's a lovely painting but I would pass on hanging it.

This comment from above is also insightful:
3. High class but as my old GF used to say, Get 'em drunk and their skirts come up.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Surely, that's just not Americana. 😉

Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2025 10:28 AM (NFX2v)

194 Maxine Waters persists in her efforts to reach 1 Kohn of stupidity.

She's hearing footsteps from Jasmine Crockett.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 10:28 AM (xCA6C)

195 189 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

Yay, Sponge!

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 10:29 AM (CQE5S)

196 It's a thing for their dying constituency and about three people here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

=======

It's super popular in the DC environs, it seems.

This time, they really got...Mike Waltz's assistant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
_________

It will disappear as soon as it's revealed that this wasn't a mistake so much as leftwing sabotage and criminality. This Goldberg cocksucker is a real cocksucker.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 27, 2025 10:29 AM (iFTx/)

197 42 Probably takes forever to get those gloves on and off.
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Imagine the difficulty of removing her wasp waist. Or, better yet, not removing her wasp waist.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (Hpgos)

198 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

Kick cancer's ass!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (Aqu9a)

199 Maxine would feel right at home in Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (63Dwl)

200 This painting certainly classes up the place.
Posted by: Anna Puma

***********

I''ll say!

*self consciously places empty beer bottle over 3-day-old spaghetti sauce stain on wife-beater t-shirt*

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (/iMjX)

201 200

Posted by: m at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (CQE5S)

202 So Farcebook is giving me videos of one Nicole Coenen and her thing seems to be...she chops wood with an axe.

That's it. I mean she's pretty outside of the man arms but she's not making cheesecake videos...its just her chopping wood.

How the hell did the algorithm decide these are the videos I would want to see?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (t0Rmr)

203 Sirens sound in Jerusalem, central Israel after missiles launched from Yemen

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

204 196 It will disappear as soon as it's revealed that this wasn't a mistake so much as leftwing sabotage and criminality. This Goldberg cocksucker is a real cocksucker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 27, 2025 10:29 AM (iFTx/)

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I think it'll take another shiny object.

The thing is running on fumes since it became obvious that no one prominent was going to get axed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

205 I can't thank through Horde enough for all the wonderful thoughts and prayers over this incredibly difficult journey. We are eternally grateful to all of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (khgu5)

206 186 181 It's a thing for their dying constituency and about three people here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

=======

It's super popular in the DC environs, it seems.

This time, they really got...Mike Waltz's assistant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
It is fairly easy to tell who still watches tv and cable news, reads WaPo, WSJ, and NYT, and panics at any cloud on a sunny day.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM (ctrM5)

207 189 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge

Good news. Prayers continue for both of you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

208 Quite the frolic!
Posted by: andycanuck

*******

Decidedly bucolic
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at March 27, 2025 10:25 AM

No more rhymes, now, I mean it!

Posted by: Vizzini at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM (kgE5c)

209 I know I'm late but this is a gorgeous painting. I looove that dress. It is technically brilliant and you can tell the artist admired the model. I would definitely hang whee everyone could see it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM (t/2Uw)

210 178 Colonizer Maxine Waters Pushes for Melania Trump's Deportation Despite Her Legal U.S. Citizenship
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

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Has anyone else noticed besides me that Maxine Waters is an unhinged babbling retard?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM (hY4dx)

211 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM

Outstanding news, Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (kgE5c)

212 189 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

Prayers up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (KbCG3)

213 Not speaking for the ENTIRE DC area, but to the extent anyone here really cares about something it's in how it will play in flyover country.

I don't think there are three significant people in DC who really truly honestly care about this.

This is generally why I believe Trump is extra-disruptive. The establishment here is ill-equipped to deal with a sincere principled person in power.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (PzXaK)

214
Publius
@OcrazioCornPop
·
2h
🚨 SIGNAL SCANDAL: Katherine Maher, the leftist NPR CEO, is currently the Chair of the Board of Signal!
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The incestuous web of the capitol city never ceases to beat the odds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (Q4IgG)

215 I like that her gloves aren't black. She has style!

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (RyKJA)

216 AoSHQ. The joint with a touch of class.
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That's why the Ewok is a tramp
He likes the free, fresh wind in his fur
Life without "dur!"

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (/tzYP)

217 Anyone who hasn't seen Sean Ryan's podcast with Lindy LI needs to watch it. She was a White House insider during the Biden presidency; she says the Coke belonged to Hunter. She also says Hunter - with no security clearance was sitting in on all the staff meetings. after Biden withdrew his candidacy. She names the actual people making decisions at the white house all through the Biden presidency, and it wasn't sleepy joe.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (Da7Vv)

218 211 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge
=====
May your day be blessed.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (ctrM5)

219 I checked Wikiart and apparently Charles Giron painted some fairly naughty paintings as well
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

Naughty? Inspiration for Barry White. "Let's Giron...come on, oh come on..."

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (NMT5x)

220 213 Not speaking for the ENTIRE DC area, but to the extent anyone here really cares about something it's in how it will play in flyover country.

I don't think there are three significant people in DC who really truly honestly care about this.

This is generally why I believe Trump is extra-disruptive. The establishment here is ill-equipped to deal with a sincere principled person in power.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 27, 2025 10:32 AM (PzXaK)

========

It's the DC area:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1905254194551857624

They are driving almost all of the traffic around the story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

221 Good morning, Art Folken,

An elegant painting indeed. Her profile looks awfully familiar -- a character actress of the '40s, maybe, who was always saying inane but funny things in a fluty little voice like Billie Burke in The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

222 Has anyone else noticed besides me that Maxine Waters is an unhinged babbling retard?
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Yes. But she does have a new wig for every camera moment. Wearing the scalp of other peoples should be outlawed like the Redskins or something.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (Hpgos)

223 It's a nice painting. But does not go with my eclectic decor.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (OrSPY)

224 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

YAY!!! Go, FIRST! lady, go! Kick the shit outta that!!!!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (4XwPj)

225 Colonizer Maxine Waters Pushes for Melania Trump's Deportation Despite Her Legal U.S. Citizenship
_____

What is it about Dems and Media (birm) being absolutely incapable of making a distinction between legal and illegal immigration? It makes the look retarded.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (cQ64p)

226 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2025 10:31 AM

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (42Vb+)

227 I think it'll take another shiny object.

The thing is running on fumes since it became obvious that no one prominent was going to get axed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

"You're not going to do what we tell you to do! Well then, we'll just be forced to...to...to...ah, fuck. Someone swear on TV so we can look tough again!" - Dems when cons won't play along

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (KbCG3)

228 209 I know I'm late but this is a gorgeous painting. I looove that dress. It is technically brilliant and you can tell the artist admired the model. I would definitely hang whee everyone could see it.
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http://tiny.cc/tjpe001

Enjoy, Sharon.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (/tzYP)

229 227 "You're not going to do what we tell you to do! Well then, we'll just be forced to...to...to...ah, fuck. Someone swear on TV so we can look tough again!" - Dems when cons won't play along
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (KbCG3)

=======

Members of the administration continuing to mention how no one got fired for the Afghanistan withdrawal is a great tactic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 27, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

230 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Woot, woot!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 27, 2025 10:35 AM (3Vsss)

231 Hang tough, Doof. We are all praying for you and yours.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2025 10:35 AM (Hpgos)

232 No more rhymes, now, I mean it!
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Alright.

Goodnight.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:35 AM (/tzYP)

233 Now I want a peanut.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (fV+MH)

234 No more rhymes, now, I mean it!
Posted by: Vizzini

********

Now I'm melancholic...

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)

235 217 Anyone who hasn't seen Sean Ryan's podcast with Lindy LI needs to watch it. She was a White House insider during the Biden presidency; she says the Coke belonged to Hunter. She also says Hunter - with no security clearance was sitting in on all the staff meetings. after Biden withdrew his candidacy. She names the actual people making decisions at the white house all through the Biden presidency, and it wasn't sleepy joe.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
========
Fun fact, Neena Tanden, a Biden senior aide and one of the handlers put in the Biden camp by Obama, was in charge of the autopen when Biden went to the Virgin Islands to vegetate in the sun. Several pardons were made during that time to various scumbag criminals.

Trump knows about it and carefully mentioned the Autopen scandal a couple of weeks ago in such a way as to indicate that it is being investigated by the current administration.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:37 AM (ctrM5)

236 No more rhymes, now, I mean it!

What about fish puns?

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2025 10:37 AM (Oy/m2)

237 Alright.

Goodnight.
Posted by: andycanuck

**********

Sleep tight!

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:37 AM (/iMjX)

238 It's a nice painting. But does not go with my eclectic decor.
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2025 10:33 AM (OrSPY)

I call mine Free Curbside Threadbare

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:37 AM (Aqu9a)

239 Thanks Andy. Did GROK do that?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2025 10:38 AM (t/2Uw)

240 We are at her LAST radiation treatment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2025 10:26 AM (khgu5)

May GOD grant her lasting success with this treatment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

241 No fish puns!

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2025 10:38 AM (fV+MH)

242 237 Alright.

Goodnight.
Posted by: andycanuck

**********

Sleep tight!
Posted by: muldoon
____

Don't let the bedbugs....chew on your arse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2025 10:38 AM (cQ64p)

243 I like this painting.

Nothing else to say.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 27, 2025 10:39 AM (vK/Ja)

244 It's the DC area:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1905254194551857624

They are driving almost all of the traffic around the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman

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And...?

The reality is not that people here are on the edge of their seats waiting for the next bombshell. They are looking at coverage to refine it out to package it to their people at home and gin up outrage.

So they may be watching...but they really don't "care" outside of how this can be used.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 27, 2025 10:39 AM (PzXaK)

245 213 Not speaking for the ENTIRE DC area, but to the extent anyone here really cares about something it's in how it will play in flyover country.

I don't think there are three significant people in DC who really truly honestly care about this.

This is generally why I believe Trump is extra-disruptive. The establishment here is ill-equipped to deal with a sincere principled person in power.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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The older definition of glamour was an illusion created by magicians and spells to fool people about reality.

That is essentially what the 'news' media does for the Dems and DC power structure. They construct 'illusions'.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:39 AM (ctrM5)

246 It makes the look retarded.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (cQ64p)

Actually it's the fact that they're retarded that makes them look retarded.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:40 AM (4XwPj)

247 Dang.
Today's art has aroused the poets in this group.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:40 AM (W/lyH)

248 I saw Unhinged Babbling Retards open for Crash Test Dummies at Daytona in '92

Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:40 AM (/iMjX)

249 Dressed in black for mourning at the death of her husband. But brown gloves indicate she is breaking free from the conventions of society now that she is no longer bound in marriage. But not too free as she doesn’t want to be ostracized in polite society.

During the Great War her main source of wealth and income was overran by the Germans and she was forced to become the courtier of a high ranking French government official, a fat bulbous drunk man with stinky putrid breath.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2025 10:41 AM (k5PtY)

250 Looks like she weighs 90 or so. 22" waist.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2025 10:41 AM (Dm8we)

251 Actually it's the fact that they're retarded that makes them look retarded.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:40 AM (4XwPj)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:42 AM (/x6eu)

252 No more rhymes, now, I mean it!
Posted by: Vizzini

********

Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

253 202 So Farcebook is giving me videos of one Nicole Coenen and her thing seems to be...she chops wood with an axe.

That's it. I mean she's pretty outside of the man arms but she's not making cheesecake videos...its just her chopping wood.

How the hell did the algorithm decide these are the videos I would want to see?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2025 10:30 AM (t0Rmr)

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"The algorithm"
https://youtu.be/d8fJPvXyfc0

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (YVCwF)

254 239 Thanks Andy. Did GROK do that?
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No. Grok hasn't become moron self-aware... yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (/tzYP)

255 These 'Zesty Jalapeno' chips are not that hot, but they are retardedly salty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:44 AM (/x6eu)

256 What is it about Dems and Media (birm) being absolutely incapable of making a distinction between legal and illegal immigration? It makes the look retarded.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Maxine is a weathered old crone who relies upon making bank via her campaign funds (family runs her campaigns) and has a very safe seat.

Never been considered a brainy wonk but rather an actor that plays the part of an angry black woman yelling at the target.

My guess is sooner or later she dies and will be replaced by a Hispanic as that state's demographics continue to drive out blacks from the state. (Compton is an example and South Central is turning as well. )

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:44 AM (ctrM5)

257 b"h this should be literally the last radiation treatment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2025 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

258 217 Anyone who hasn't seen Sean Ryan's podcast with Lindy LI needs to watch it. She was a White House insider during the Biden presidency; she says the Coke belonged to Hunter. She also says Hunter - with no security clearance was sitting in on all the staff meetings. after Biden withdrew his candidacy. She names the actual people making decisions at the white house all through the Biden presidency, and it wasn't sleepy joe.

Lindy Li comes off as a sniffling coke whore. Did you notice the constant wiping of the nose?
That girl needs a wheelbarrow full of sammiches.

Posted by: TalkyTalk at March 27, 2025 10:44 AM (9INg6)

259 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:45 AM (4XwPj)

260 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 27, 2025 10:45 AM (4XwPj)

Hmm. Blood humors all out of whack. Nurse! Bring in the leeches!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at March 27, 2025 10:46 AM (Aqu9a)

261 Lindy Li comes off as a sniffling coke whore. Did you notice the constant wiping of the nose?
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Did she use a lot of slang? Did she use the word 'man'? I mean when she was leaving did she say, 'I'm splittin' ?

Posted by: cosmo kramer at March 27, 2025 10:47 AM (/tzYP)

262 That's it. I mean she's pretty outside of the man arms but she's not making cheesecake videos...its just her chopping wood.

How the hell did the algorithm decide these are the videos I would want to see?

Posted by: 18-1
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This is to persuade you that women are as strong as men. Been a spate of that kind of idiocy along with a Dem Congress critter claiming just that.

If wimmen be as strong as men, then M-F troons do not have a competitive advantage in women sports.

Another stupid op to construct a false narrative is my considered opinion.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 10:48 AM (ctrM5)

263 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?

It better not be if you consider yourself apostolic.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 10:49 AM (xCA6C)

264 Boo, hoo, hoo.

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 52m
Bill Gates reportedly told Trump his foundation won’t be able to fund global health gaps if the administration keeps making major cuts, per FORTUNE

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 10:50 AM (/tzYP)

265 Whig, I think there are just some weird kinks out there.

I can more understand the very busty redhead doing metal work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:50 AM (/x6eu)

266 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?

It better not be if you consider yourself apostolic.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 10:49 AM (xCA6C)

But if it were, it'd be time to frolic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:51 AM (Aqu9a)

267 "The algorithm"
https://youtu.be/d8fJPvXyfc0
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (YVCwF)

How the algorithm works for me is... hey, here's a bunch of videos you've already watched. You watched them all the way through. You must have liked them. I bet you want to watch them again. Oh, I know you've taken the time to say that there're hundreds of videos you're not interesting in because you've already watched them but these are different videos you've already watched.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

268 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?

It better not be if you consider yourself apostolic.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 10:49 AM (xCA6C)

But if it were, it'd be time to frolic.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:51 AM (Aqu9a)

None of this seems very melodic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:52 AM (/x6eu)

269 Now I'm melancholic...
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)
***

I'm feeling bucolic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

Is this beverage alcoholic?

It better not be if you consider yourself apostolic.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 10:49 AM (xCA6C)

But if it were, it'd be time to frolic.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2025 10:51 AM (Aqu9a)

None of this seems very melodic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Or choleric.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2025 10:54 AM (Dm8we)

270 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

The algorithm seems somewhat retarded or agenda driven. It has issues with my somewhat eclectic music tastes. Plus, it seems to think I am an incel because it keeps pushing 'this woman cheated on her husband and then he...' kind of videos. The only thing I can think is I am like a Crack monkey if a thumbnail has a busty woman in it. May not watch the video, but I will hover over it, just to see...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:55 AM (/x6eu)

271 Then there was the whole two or three months where it kept pushing nazi camp guard execution videos. The only thing I can think there was I had watched a few videos on Cambodia and Stalins Cannibal Island.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:56 AM (/x6eu)

272 @270 Yeah. I've learned that lingering on a video or thumbnail for more than a sec indicates you are totally into that (according to the algorithm).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2025 10:57 AM (YVCwF)

273 The only thing I can think is I am like a Crack monkey if a thumbnail has a busty woman in it. May not watch the video, but I will hover over it, just to see...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 10:55 AM (/x6eu)

You can tailor your feed, a bit, with these two tricks.

- Disable play on hover... yeah, that means you have to click on the video to see anything but it limits the random crap that'll show up.
- When you see something in a category you don't want to see again, remove it from your history.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2025 10:58 AM (ExV1e)

274 What is it about Dems and Media (birm) being absolutely incapable of making a distinction between legal and illegal immigration? It makes the look retarded.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2025 10:34 AM (cQ64p)

It's called rabble rousing. Logic, knowledge, education, etc, don't come into it.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2025 10:59 AM (9zmg4)

275 They want there to be no distinction. They want illegal immigrants to wash out the old bastards standing in the way of their power, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 11:00 AM (/x6eu)

276 Le Minkey Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2025 11:01 AM (/x6eu)

277 The algorithm seems somewhat retarded or agenda driven. It has issues with my somewhat eclectic music tastes. Plus, it seems to think I am an incel because it keeps pushing 'this woman cheated on her husband and then he...' kind of videos. The only thing I can think is I am like a Crack monkey if a thumbnail has a busty woman in it. May not watch the video, but I will hover over it, just to see...
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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It is both agenda driven and also tries to promote long engagement to sell ads and your data to advertisers among others.

The assholes running Pronhub admitted they put troon pron into feeds to promote changes in behavior. I suspect cuck pron was a similar op.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 11:02 AM (ctrM5)

278 NOOD! Rant is up!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 27, 2025 11:03 AM (rbKZ6)

279 271 Then there was the whole two or three months where it kept pushing nazi camp guard execution videos. The only thing I can think there was I had watched a few videos on Cambodia and Stalins Cannibal Island.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Um hm. Watch the uncut Euro video of Twighlight Zone by Golden Earring and watch what happens.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2025 11:05 AM (ctrM5)

280 FFS.

If they shift towards Melania, counter with Pelosi's son-in-law; Kinzinger's wife; Alejandro Mayorkas in body & spirit, and so on.

Betcha the large majority that could be turned up are easily "less legal" than she.

"I'm soap, you're glue." Anyone remember that from childhood?

All imo, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2025 11:08 AM (NFX2v)

281 35 the first man to put his meat between two slices of bread.

Posted by: cmeat at March 27, 2025 12:34 PM (6+aIJ)

282 45 no harder than in the shower.

Posted by: cmeat at March 27, 2025 12:36 PM (6+aIJ)

283 85 is that a matchbook or a coaster shim?

Posted by: cmeat at March 27, 2025 12:44 PM (6+aIJ)

284 Always keep your Pinkies Clean at all times

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2025 05:50 PM (wGqjj)

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