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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2025 10:01 PM (Ze08y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - close enough at March 21, 2025 10:01 PM (qMjwS)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 21, 2025 10:01 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2025 10:01 PM (Ze08y)
I sure thought he was funny for about ten years. So it's kind of hard for me to say that I was wrong, he was never funny.
I'm sure people who thought Pongo the Clown was a pretty funny party clown probably had the same revisions to their long-ago memories when his true self entered the light of day.
We are entering an age where all celebrities are Pongo the Clown. Only a matter of time before the makeup comes off.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2025 10:02 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 10:03 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 21, 2025 10:04 PM (n4GiU)
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Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2025 10:07 PM (j6NlC)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 10:03 PM (KQk9m)
Canada is worthless, a shitty ally sending us more migrants. Tesla arsonists should be shot, and these judges need removal. Maybe releasing ALL the Epstein shit will help with the judges.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 10:07 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 21, 2025 10:07 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2025 10:07 PM (Ze08y)
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 10:08 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 10:08 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2025 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (Ze08y)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (wNl7U)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (Ze08y)
George Foreman or George Foreman? Or maybe George Foreman?
Be specific.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 10:11 PM (muwun)
Posted by: browndog tilting head at March 21, 2025 10:11 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
The boxer, is there another?
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 10:11 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 10:12 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:12 PM (wNl7U)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2025 10:13 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: TRex at March 21, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at March 21, 2025 10:14 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 21, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
FUN FACT: Experts estimate our climate would be 10 degrees cooler if not for all those George Foreman grills spewing their nasty carbon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 10:14 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 21, 2025 10:15 PM (2Oj4u)
Also, I worked at a private school in Virginia Beach for 12 years. Science classes sometime put messages in bottles at First Landing State Park. They got a couple replies from England and Ireland.
Posted by: Bottle-fed Ned at March 21, 2025 10:15 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2025 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
John Wayne Gacy
American serial killer (1942–1994)
Pongo the Clown is a professional entertainer based in Norwalk, Connecticut, known for his performances at birthday parties, carnivals, fairs, and corporate events. He is particularly skilled in improvisation, juggling, magic, and balloon sculpture, ensuring that his shows are both entertaining and engaging for children and adults alike.
Pongo, also known as Mr. Bungles, has been praised for his ability to interact with audiences and keep children entertained for extended periods, often performing for several hours at events such as the SONO Arts Festival in Norwalk.
He is frequently booked a year in advance due to his popularity.
Pongo the Clown LLC, the company behind Pongo's performances, provides a range of entertainment options including comedy shows, magic acts, and bubble performances.
For more information or to book an event, you can contact them at 203-846-2000.
Pongo's performances are often recommended and have received positive feedback from event organizers and attendees.
AI-generated answer. Please verify critical facts.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2025 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Still, kinda liked the guy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Pongo at March 21, 2025 10:17 PM (muwun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:17 PM (wNl7U)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 10:18 PM (Wx316)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:18 PM (wNl7U)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 21, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: and you might be disappointed when you do at March 21, 2025 10:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:20 PM (wNl7U)
Posted by: George at March 21, 2025 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 10:21 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
AI said Pongo, so close enough. Now, about your insurance company transitioning you away from your human doctor to an AI one...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 21, 2025 10:22 PM (2Oj4u)
Posted by: Rex B at March 21, 2025 10:22 PM (bhV/D)
Posted by: Fight!, Fight!, Fight! at March 21, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 10:12 PM (muwun)
IIRC, daughters in Roman families were all given the same first name.
Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2025 10:25 PM (aBgBM)
Still, kinda liked the guy.
Posted by: Bulg
For someone who made a living pounding people in the face, he seemed like a nice, friendly guy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2025 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: George Foreman-Tyson at March 21, 2025 10:25 PM (zRebN)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
Also, I worked at a private school in Virginia Beach for 12 years. Science classes sometime put messages in bottles at First Landing State Park. They got a couple replies from England and Ireland.
Posted by: Bottle-fed Ned at March 21, 2025 10:15 PM (G5+As)
In the family memoirs, The Cheechacos a family living up an inlet in Southern Alaska would get messages in bottles with return post cards in them washing up on their beach from the old bachelor who lived at the mouth of the inlet. and who would toss them in when he emptied them, so they started sending the notes to people they knew around the world so they could mail the post cards back from wherever they were - Like Florida.
They did a few to twit him, but he got so excited about it the just kept doing it, since living alone on the mouth of an inlet in Alaska can get pretty boring sometimes
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2025 10:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Pontius Pilates at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (G5+As)
This was all shit that Democrats gave us. I reject it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at March 21, 2025 10:28 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Pontius Pilates at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (G5+As)
They named a luxury department store after him.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2025 10:29 PM (D7oie)
Husband: where do you want to eat?
Wife: I don’t care.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:30 PM (VofaG)
He was a paranoid and murderous tyrant, and a weirdo who embalmed his dead wife (whom he'd executed) in honey for seven years.
On the bright side, whenever he said "honey I'm home" he knew she was always waiting for him
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
That was a meme going around a couple of years ago. Explorer is just getting around to it, because it's so slow.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 21, 2025 10:32 PM (df/te)
Posted by: Pontius Pilates at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (G5+As)
You don't say.
Posted by: Tutankhamun at March 21, 2025 10:32 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2025 10:29 PM (D7oie)
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"Though we don't mind seeing her in Herrods, we prefer behind the jewelry counter rather than out in front."
- Evita
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 21, 2025 10:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:34 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Bottle-fed Ned. at March 21, 2025 10:35 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Craving a bowl of oatmeal at March 21, 2025 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Prayers please.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (wNl7U)
Oh, no!
Prayers up, get well soon!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2025 10:35 PM (y5Bkh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:34 PM (VofaG)
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It was the "toothbrush mustache" back in the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 21, 2025 10:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Pontius Pilates at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (G5+As)
You have an exercise system named after you. What else do you want?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:36 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: A happy acquaintance at March 21, 2025 10:37 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:38 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2025 10:38 PM (aBgBM)
Be home in a bit. I'm at the library.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Craving a bowl of oatmeal at March 21, 2025 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Also, the reading of George Foreman's last will and testament will be interesting. "To.my son, George, I leave . . .. To.my 2nd son, George, I leave . . .." (repeat 3 more times). RiP.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2025 10:38 PM (/RHNq)
Lizzy Borden wouldn't have needed 40 whacks with that one, let me tell you.
Posted by: SimoHayha at March 21, 2025 10:39 PM (qXL9c)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2025 10:39 PM (/RHNq)
He was a paranoid and murderous tyrant, and a weirdo who embalmed his dead wife (whom he'd executed) in honey for seven years.
On the bright side, whenever he said "honey I'm home" he knew she was always waiting for him
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:31 PM (gKWVE)
Nimrod was a mighty Hunter!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (QAkQ3)
These are areas as big as a police or voting precinct with no safety for Jews or Whites.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ice is flightless hard water? at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 21, 2025 10:42 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Ben Had
Rat grabs that thing like it's the last life preserver on the Titanic.
And a great big {{{}}} for you too darling.
Prayers for Eromero.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 21, 2025 10:42 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 10:42 PM (mH6SG)
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He probably should also rescind Glitch McConnell's, along with a few other Rs, as well. Glitch probably wouldn't notice.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
Please help the old people get a SS Digital ID By 3/31.
It takes about 2 or 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlMgGeTGmE
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 10:42 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 10:43 PM (gbOdA)
Aww, what about Navy Joan Roberts? What did she do wrong
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ice is flightless hard water? at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (sPQoU)
Just curious. Did you have the pneumonia vax?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:43 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ice is flightless hard water? at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM
How are you faring, amigo?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 10:44 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 21, 2025 10:27 PM (ZmEVT)
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What's artificial vanilla made from?
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla? at March 21, 2025 10:47 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:49 PM (VofaG)
I bet they can help with SS Login.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 10:49 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla? at March 21, 2025 10:47 PM (sPQoU)
Vanillin.
When I was a kid Vanilla Wafers were great. Years ago now I tried a box. They tasted like crap. Looked at the ingredients on the box. No vanilla. Vanillin.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2025 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla? at March 21, 2025 10:50 PM (sPQoU)
Beau too?
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2025 10:51 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:51 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: pookysgirl always has a plushie handy just in case at March 21, 2025 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2025 10:54 PM (D6+4s)
Those need to be rescinded too. Unless they've already been.
And... and, what about Obama? His clearance is, what? Along with his immediate family, former staff not covered elsewhere and all hangers on.
While we're at it... yank the Bush clearance and his hangers on. And the other Clinton's.
And....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2025 10:55 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 10:55 PM (gKWVE)
It was the "toothbrush mustache" back in the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Your father's mustache.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 10:56 PM (LdsRU)
Ruined it for me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:57 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 10:57 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ice is flightless hard water? at March 21, 2025 10:40 PM (sPQoU)
Just curious. Did you have the pneumonia vax?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:43 PM (VofaG)
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I had the first shot, of the two shot version, probably 8-10 years ago but they never called me for the follow up.
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 10:58 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 10:58 PM (LdsRU)
How are you faring, amigo?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 10:44 PM (mH6SG)
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Better. Appetite slowly returning.
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 10:59 PM (sPQoU)
IF they have some value as an advisor to some outfit then they can get a regular clearance with all the extensive background checks at that outfits expense.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 21, 2025 11:03 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 10:59 PM
So glad to hear it. Keep on keepin' on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 11:05 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 21, 2025 11:05 PM (w3u3d)
In the finals, Foreman defeated the Soviet Union's Jonas Čepulis; the referee stopped the fight in the second round
https://tinyurl.com/y27eu86u
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:05 PM (LdsRU)
You have an exercise system named after you. What else do you want?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
There is a Pilates place next to where I get my hair cut.
Pulled up some pics.
They don't let fat chicks do it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla? at March 21, 2025 10:47 PM (sPQoU)
Vanillin.
When I was a kid Vanilla Wafers were great. Years ago now I tried a box. They tasted like crap. Looked at the ingredients on the box. No vanilla. Vanillin.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2025 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
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The main ingredient of the vanilla pod extract is:
4-Hydroxy-3-methoxybenzaldehyde
Other names
Vanillin
Methyl vanillin
Vanillic aldehyde
Vanilla
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 11:06 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla? at March 21, 2025 10:47 PM (sPQoU)
Artificial flavors and dehydrated water?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 21, 2025 11:06 PM (2Oj4u)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 11:07 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 21, 2025 11:08 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:08 PM (LdsRU)
Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
It is to laugh. This is how I do imagine these people think.
And some people should never have kids.
Posted by: Case at March 21, 2025 11:09 PM (OrSPY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanilla?
Coal tar.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2025 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:08 PM (LdsRU)
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Right next to the piñatas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 11:10 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2025 11:10 PM (T3e+N)
Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
It is to laugh. This is how I do imagine these people think.
And some people should never have kids.
Posted by: Case at March 21, 2025 11:09 PM (OrSPY)
***
I really hope this is a spoof.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 11:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 11:11 PM (sPQoU)
The JFK files release let out some SS numbers and other personal information for some living people, including lawyer Joe DiGenova, I was just reading.
That was sloppy, and I wonder if some Deep Staters may have done that on purpose just to make trouble around the release.
And something else interesting, not related to assassination itself, but about the CIA. They were "working" the Vatican pretty good in those days looks like. The CIA directors and a couple popes were in tight together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 21, 2025 11:11 PM (w6EFb)
Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
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[Insert pithy comment about vegan cats here]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2025 11:12 PM (hY4dx)
It worked!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 11:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin?
We have a couple vanilla orchids. The grow quite vigorously, like vines, but no seed pods yet.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2025 11:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Richard Hennigan
@rhennigantx
·
Now
I traded my Trans Burning Tesla 2025 card for AoC is Pregnant Card.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:14 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: moki at March 21, 2025 11:15 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 21, 2025 10:43 PM (VofaG)
Why do you ask? Is there some sort of potential this vax enhances pneumonia or otherwise makes one more susceptible?
Posted by: Derak at March 21, 2025 11:15 PM (6gDph)
American college kids play dominos.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)
Nilla Wafers always had ersatz Vanillin flavoring. They probably do taste lousy now, for other reasons.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 21, 2025 11:16 PM (dkvw6)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 10:57 PM (Wx316)
Trying to find fraud and end all dial up change my bank account.
If fraudsters get Mamaws SS the first thing they do if try to call SS and give new bank and routing numbers.
This ends 3/31.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:16 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 10:58 PM (LdsRU)
There have been no mailed SS statement is about 5 or 6 year.
You need to go online to get it.
You need this to apply for Medicare and SS without and office visit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:17 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:17 PM (LdsRU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 21, 2025 11:18 PM (6K6Eu)
I will try to write up a detailed sheet of SS and VA and Disability and ETC sheet if yall want one to post.
My guess is most here are savvy and have an ID but what about Mom and Dad and Aunty Jane.
R
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:19 PM (gbOdA)
Put it online so it can become exposed just like they barf up everything else.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:20 PM (LdsRU)
Posted by: Ciampino - rules are rules at March 21, 2025 11:21 PM (sPQoU)
So, about embalming in honey, he had to, or chose to, leave her embalming in honey for 7 years?
Enough to coat, or enough to float?
Posted by: Seeking useful info. at March 21, 2025 11:21 PM (NFX2v)
Beau too?
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2025 10:51 PM (i0F8b)
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Well, you never know. Has the administration laid in a store of hardened oak stakes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 21, 2025 11:21 PM (6K6Eu)
Put it online so it can become exposed just like they barf up everything else.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:20 PM (LdsRU)
I have not seen one in about 6 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:22 PM (gbOdA)
https://mol.im/a/14525069
Posted by: Ciampino - leftist playing with poop again at March 21, 2025 11:23 PM (sPQoU)
https://mol.im/a/14525183
Posted by: Ciampino - leftist playing with fire again at March 21, 2025 11:24 PM (sPQoU)
Put it online so it can become exposed just like they barf up everything else.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:20 PM (LdsRU)
I have not seen one in about 6 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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You probably checked a box saying you wanted to do your stuff online.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:24 PM (LdsRU)
For workers age 60 and older who do not have a my Social Security account, we currently mail Social Security Statements three months prior to your birthday.
I do not want anything in the mail so I set up my account.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:24 PM (gbOdA)
https://mol.im/a/14525069
Posted by: Ciampino - leftist playing with poop again
Nothing says “I make better decisions, change to be like me” better than painting with your poop.
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 11:25 PM (QzINz)
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My beloved Professor Williams would have taken a shotgun to this dude.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 21, 2025 11:25 PM (6K6Eu)
1
Cut the vanilla beans in half lengthwise with scissors or a knife. Leave a bit intact at the end if desired. Cut the beans down to fit the height of your jar if necessary.
2
Put the beans in an 8-ounce jar. Cover with the vodka. Screw the lid on and give it a good shake.
3
Place in a cool, dark place. Let sit for at least 2 months. The longer the vanilla sits, the stronger the flavor will be. While it's sitting, give the jar a shake every week, or as often as you can remember.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:26 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did you mean synthetic vanillin? at March 21, 2025 11:11 PM (sPQoU)
OK Bond Movie Blog
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:26 PM (gbOdA)
I think it is. However I do wonder where little kids get these ideas. Parents or teachers?
Posted by: Case at March 21, 2025 11:27 PM (OrSPY)
https://mol.im/a/14525183
Posted by: Ciampino - leftist playing with fire again
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DM used to be about 50/50 rag and useful information. They are running it up to about 80% rag.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:27 PM (LdsRU)
I beg to differ
Posted by: Hunter! at March 21, 2025 11:28 PM (gKWVE)
I think it is. However I do wonder where little kids get these ideas. Parents or teachers?
Posted by: Case
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I'll take both for 500.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:28 PM (LdsRU)
The power of poi compels you!
Posted by: Hawaiian Roll in a Black Robe TROing the Night Away at March 21, 2025 11:31 PM (Hj+GO)
Another weird thing in the JFK files. In 1994, JFK, Jr. sent a letter to then Senator Joe Biden. It simply said, "Dear Sen. Biden, You are a traitor."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 21, 2025 11:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:31 PM (gbOdA)
The left just can't stop shitting themselves. How vile and juvenile. Lost souls.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left) at March 21, 2025 11:32 PM (BacWX)
The left just can't stop shitting themselves. How vile and juvenile. Lost souls.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2025 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Hunter trip to pay rent with shit paintings
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:33 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 21, 2025 11:34 PM (Vvh2V)
youtu.be/qkHxkeNBbXs?t=712
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 11:34 PM (LdsRU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 21, 2025 11:31 PM (w6EFb)
Because he backed the ‘94 crime bill? JFK Jr. was a shitlib.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 11:34 PM (iwhil)
Posted by: Ciampino - somebody eventually finds you at March 21, 2025 11:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - somebody needs a garage door puller at March 21, 2025 11:35 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 11:36 PM (wX56x)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 21, 2025 11:37 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - somebody needs to revise NASA employment at March 21, 2025 11:38 PM (sPQoU)
Occupy Wall Street was big on shitting on stuff as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 21, 2025 11:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don Draper at March 21, 2025 11:39 PM (SpDH3)
Abe Froman is mort?
Posted by: Ferris Bueller at March 21, 2025 11:39 PM (3/XUd)
LOL!
How not to get on her good side...
Depending on the woman, how to end up in a shallow grave somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 11:36 PM (wX56x)
Personally? "Look at me. I'm important. I matter."
Mental patients do it. Convicts do it. Leftists do it. The left are a liitle of both.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2025 11:40 PM (gKDq2)
Those need to be rescinded too. Unless they've already been.
And... and, what about Obama? His clearance is, what? Along with his immediate family, former staff not covered elsewhere and all hangers on.
While we're at it... yank the Bush clearance and his hangers on. And the other Clinton's.
And....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2025 10:55 PM (Q4IgG)
If you don't have a job that requires a security clearance you should not have one, and then, if needed, one only to the level that your j0b requires.
Posted by: easy the elder at March 21, 2025 11:41 PM (3B7Qi)
Utah. Probably Republicans.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
For workers age 60 and older who do not have a my Social Security account, we currently mail Social Security Statements three months prior to your birthday.
I do not want anything in the mail so I set up my account.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:24 PM (gbOdA)
I set mine up years ago and forgot about it. Tried to log in recently and could not remember my password. Le sigh. They had to snail mail the reset code. Took two weeks. Then I set up my Medicare account and was informed that they will snail mail another code for me to finish that process. I'm getting too old for this...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 21, 2025 11:43 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatic at March 21, 2025 11:44 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatic at March 21, 2025 11:44 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatic correction at March 21, 2025 11:45 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatic at March 21, 2025 11:44 PM (sPQoU)
I dunno Y it bothers U so much.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2025 11:45 PM (kRaqc)
DEI...DEGRADES EVERYTHING INSTANTLY.
OBAMA...F**K OBAMA forever. Can the DOJ get him on something...ANYTHING?
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 21, 2025 11:46 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Everytime they squeal, it's always about the grift, the money.
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (gKDq2)
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You probably checked a box saying you wanted to do your stuff online.
Posted by: Braenyard
rhennigantx has an Only Fans account?
Dude. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (cYBz/)
Utah. Probably Republicans.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
If convicted, death penalty. Hanging. Rope is cheap and reusable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (iwhil)
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatic at March 21, 2025 11:44 PM (sPQoU)
Sorry, they were looking the other way...for conservatives to harass...
But Obama was never interested in "her ass"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
Utah. Probably Republicans.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 21, 2025 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
If convicted, death penalty. Hanging. Rope is cheap and reusable.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (iwhil)
Tie around a millstone on other end, throw in ocean.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 21, 2025 11:48 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2025 11:45 PM (kRaqc)
Those Italians...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2025 11:49 PM (OyOhQ)
Posted by: JB1000 at March 21, 2025 11:49 PM (U0iyS)
Maybe BLM was Obama's SWAN SONG?
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 21, 2025 11:48 PM (25kuG)
George was just like his brother...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2025 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: George at March 21, 2025 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/numaywt3
Posted by: Ciampino - riting & rithmatics at March 21, 2025 11:51 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 21, 2025 11:53 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Ciampino - ewwwe brown fingers at March 21, 2025 11:54 PM (sPQoU)
https://mol.im/a/14524311
Posted by: Ciampino - somebody needs to revise NASA employment at March 21, 2025 11:38 PM (sPQoU)
***
This is one I think is BS. They're government employees and astronauts. They were on TDY and I think because of the delay, got a separation allowance. Just like anyone else would get. Room and board provided by the government. So screw 'em.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
Dude. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2025 11:47 PM (cYBz/)
I do have an Only Fins hat
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:55 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: George at March 21, 2025 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
See my post above still mail if no dig acct
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 11:56 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JB1000 at March 21, 2025 11:49 PM (U0iyS)
The faux noblesse-oblige privilege of these princelings is astounding. And infuriating.
If the Dems could hand out titles, we would have had the reign of the Biden kingship. Well, his hangers on kingship, I mean; those princelings. What's better for a junta to be a junta without really being a junta if the junta can blame a brain-dead figurehead king?
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2025 11:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JB1000
The norm would be to feed each suspected leaker unique Intel so it can easily be tracked back to the leaker.
Then charged with espionage.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2025 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)
If it hasn't been obvious we are in the middle of a civil war.
Keep your head on a swivel. It's going to get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2025 11:59 PM (LkLld)
They should fear him, or they WILL fear him.
The swamp continues to drain.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 12:00 AM (25kuG)
And, for ye all, Horde. And for ye all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2025 12:00 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Diogenes
They said $5 a day.
When active duty and sent to Shitcanistan it was $3.50 a day.
They gave you a spreadsheet showing your 'meals and incidentals' then showed the 'meals' paid direct to the mess hall contractor leaving you the $3.50 a day. That was 9 years ago.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2025 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2025 12:02 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:03 AM (wX56x)
Keep your head on a swivel. It's going to get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2025 11:59 PM (LkLld)
We've been in a civil war since Obama proclaimed his 'fundamental transformation' goal for the United States.
It all started with a fake birth certificate. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 22, 2025 12:05 AM (sJHOI)
"I had to drive 56 miles through snow and ice in order to get the computer part I needed."
"That sounds like a hard drive!"
Posted by: Ciampino - LOL at March 22, 2025 12:06 AM (sPQoU)
I just might commit to a moment of clarity with dynamic physical activity resulting in said idiot knowing the intricacies of pavement construction.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 12:07 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Ciampino - LOL LOL at March 22, 2025 12:09 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 11:36 PM (wX56x)
Personally? "Look at me. I'm important. I matter."
Mental patients do it. Convicts do it. Leftists do it. The left are a liitle of both.
Posted by: RickZ
Chimpanzees in the zoo expressing themselves.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 22, 2025 12:09 AM (UYKbu)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 12:09 AM (25kuG)
Be well, live, love and revel in the bright spirit you've brought to all here.
I still crack up when I think about that chemjeff take down. Fabulous wit, you are.
Posted by: Derak at March 22, 2025 12:10 AM (6gDph)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:11 AM (wX56x)
unusual_whales @unusual_whales 44m
JUST IN: Trump revokes security clearances for Biden, Harris, and Clinton
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 12:11 AM (/tzYP)
https://tinyurl.com/26paj8uc
Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy at March 22, 2025 12:13 AM (sPQoU)
Ridiculous.
That should have been gone on 1.20.2017.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2025 12:14 AM (BI5O2)
https://tinyurl.com/26paj8uc
Posted by: Ciampino
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My tool bag, my tool bag.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 12:14 AM (LdsRU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
If Trump wants to spend his own money: great! He can afford it and it’s cheap publicity.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 22, 2025 12:15 AM (iwhil)
Posted by: ScaryMary
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No cognitive dissonance there; naugh ah.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 12:16 AM (LdsRU)
A war only starts when the side being attacked fights back. Until then it's just an attack. They've been attacking and taking ground for decades.
After years of taking hits and ceding our country we are finally fighting back. The team Trump has chosen is leading the fight. They are not all perfect and some are better than others but they are all fighting back for a change and some like Musk are risking their lives and that is not an exaggeration. And there is no turning back.
I'm beyond happy that we are finally fighting and taking back our country even if it takes years. Fuck the leftist scumbags, this is our country.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2025 12:17 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Optically, if you will, it rubs the grit in or twists the knife in a rewarding way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 12:18 AM (LdsRU)
A brand of Finnish bread is namedJussipussi.
I heard tonight on the news that Finland was the happiest country on earth.
Posted by: Case at March 22, 2025 12:19 AM (OrSPY)
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And all of the beef-paste they could eat!
I say, "Let 'em crash!"
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 12:20 AM (/tzYP)
Mental patients do it. Convicts do it. Leftists do it. The left are a liitle of both.
Posted by: RickZ
Chimpanzees in the zoo expressing themselves.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 22, 2025 12:09 AM (UYKbu)
Third reason duly added. So all three. Convicted mentally ill chimpanzees.
Musk aims for the stars. Lefties aim for the lowest shitty common denominator. Is this one of those planetary population divergent points future galactic historians will look at and ponder, how did a species from one planet go in two such completely different directions? Someone will have to explain the Hatfields and the McCoys to them. Or the Irish. Well, ancient Irish. Pre-2000.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 12:20 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 22, 2025 12:24 AM (wBFQd)
unusual_whales @unusual_whales 44m
JUST IN: Trump revokes security clearances for Biden, Harris, and Clinton
Posted by: andycanuck
Complete list:
Antony Blinken, Jacob Sullivan, Lisa Monaco, Mark Zaid, Norman Eisen, Letitia James, Alvin Bragg, Andrew Weissmann, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Cheney, Kamala Harris, Adam Kinzinger, Fiona Hill, Alexander Vindman, Joseph R. Biden Jr., and any other member of Joseph R. Biden Jr.'s family.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 22, 2025 12:25 AM (UYKbu)
Prayers for you every day.
Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy moves at March 22, 2025 12:25 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 12:26 AM (/tzYP)
The Leftist Liberals are in the process of melting down and are lashing out in their death throes. We have circuit court judges thinking they have National status where there is none. The Democrat party as a whole has no... repeat NO power to stop the changes being brought about by the Trump Administration in spite of the lies from the MSM.
The Republic has been invigorated, and we are on the cusp of returning this nation to greatness.
Hell..I'll drink to that!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 12:28 AM (25kuG)
He's starting of soft with the mothers. Get the soft one's on his side before he rips apart the vaccine manufacturers.
https://tinyurl.com/mry6tkye
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 12:28 AM (LdsRU)
A brand of Finnish bread is named Jussipussi.
I heard tonight on the news that Finland was the happiest country on earth.
Posted by: Case at March 22, 2025 12:19 AM (OrSPY)
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I call this bullshit and a coverup. Finland has a high rate of suicide so can't be too happy. Too much darkness and long winters. Cold.
Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy moves at March 22, 2025 12:29 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2025 12:31 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 12:20 AM (gKDq2)
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This is one of the things I think about. Elon is important. I don't worship the man, but believe he is a pivotal figure in history. I pray he will not be taken down by a bunch of blue-haired psychotic men in dresses, or anyone.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:31 AM (wX56x)
Survivor bias. The more depressed ones take themselves out leaving only the less depressed ones to take the surveys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 22, 2025 12:32 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 22, 2025 12:24 AM (wBFQd)
Thank you, WD. I'm fortunate to have the services of a remarkable angel who is micromanaging me through the process. She also happens to be licensed to provide Med Part B to Florida residences, whose ranks I plan to join come August.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 22, 2025 12:34 AM (bA75n)
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Survivor bias. The more depressed ones take themselves out leaving only the less depressed ones to take the surveys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 22, 2025 12:32 AM (lUFok)
That's funny 'cause it's true.
You just forgot a good comedic tag line, that's all. Try the veal. Whatever.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 12:35 AM (gKDq2)
Prayers for you every day.
Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy moves at March 22, 2025 12:25 AM (sPQoU)
(pours bourbon, tips glass toward screen)
Ditto..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 22, 2025 12:36 AM (bA75n)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2025 12:39 AM (kRaqc)
Surprising that Trump gave Boeing the contract for the F-47.
https://tinyurl.com/yd6mxusr
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 12:40 AM (LdsRU)
Beau too?
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2025 10:51 PM (i0F8b)
That just might kill him.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2025 12:39 AM (kRaqc)
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Again?
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium at March 22, 2025 12:41 AM (sPQoU)
When I heard that I was thinking, but it's so cold there. Then I thought, they must have hot women. Anyway they were quoting some poll from somewhere.
Posted by: Case at March 22, 2025 12:41 AM (OrSPY)
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Would you want to eat pussi every day? Day in and day out?? Even Jussipussi???
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 12:42 AM (/tzYP)
We are holed up in a motel in Eutaw, Alabama. Motels in Tuscaloosa were all full of sportsball fanatics, and the prices were insane.
Had a nice lunch with Miklos in West Columbia, SC. He sends greetings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 12:42 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 21, 2025 10:09 PM (muwun)
Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on box wine and pills.
Posted by: The AWFLs anyway at March 22, 2025 12:43 AM (SIX3A)
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I hope your G6 fighter doesn't have doors.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 12:43 AM (/tzYP)
Uhhh.... I think we've heard Putin bombing his own pipeline story before....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2025 12:44 AM (QAkQ3)
Uhhh.... I think we've heard Putin bombing his own pipeline story before....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2025 12:44 AM (QAkQ3)
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One of those Si Eye Aye rumors.
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium at March 22, 2025 12:46 AM (sPQoU)
Godspeed to you and your family, for ages eternal.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 22, 2025 12:47 AM (FfyvK)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 22, 2025 12:48 AM (iwhil)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:11 AM (wX56x)
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I'd like to get some oil wells.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2025 12:48 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I assess this as TRUE
Posted by: Miklos, fearless Checker of Facts at March 22, 2025 12:50 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2025 12:48 AM (hY4dx)
You need to channel Jed Clampett, and go hunting up some critters.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 22, 2025 12:50 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I assess this as TRUE
Posted by: Miklos, fearless Checker of Facts at March 22, 2025 12:50 AM (zRebN)
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Is this some kind of coded message? Is it Go Time?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2025 12:51 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 12:31 AM
I remember from the the time I was a kid able to understand going into space, 8 or so, many then said the money should be spent down here on earth instead of on NASA; this was during the Cold War and The Space Race. Government programs, government handouts, the government should be spending the money down here not 'up there'. The naysayers on the government grift have never changed their complaint to this day.
IMO, there are two kinds of humans: Those who want to safely get off this planet for positive reasons and those who want to simply stay stuck in the mud, pulling everyone else down like crabs in a cooking pot, and destroy this planet.
It's a fundemental transcendent philosophical difference. It is fully on display with the lefty comparison of Kid Rock shooting up a case of Bud Light he bought and Testa
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 12:53 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:55 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: Cicero
It's always Go Time.
And coffee is still for closers.
Posted by: Miklos, fearless (Darleen is not here) at March 22, 2025 12:56 AM (zRebN)
And, for ye all, Horde. And for ye all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2025 12:00 AM (Xo+UM)
And likewise for you, Jim!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 12:56 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 12:11 AM (wX56x)
Was it flying right side up? Blue goes on top, yellow on the bottom. Easy way to remember is "Tears and Piss." As in, "There's nothing in Ukraine except tears and piss."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 22, 2025 12:58 AM (2Oj4u)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 12:58 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos, who saw a Grape Nehi consumed today at March 22, 2025 12:59 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: asset at March 22, 2025 01:01 AM (TxlT2)
The original French culinary phrase was "To the victor go the snails."
Due to a typesetting error in a British publication during the Napoleonic era, "snails" became "spoils," and the new more widely-applicable phrase stuck.
https://youtu.be/fvsmNcQcRn0
G'nite, y'all. Sleep tight. Don't let the escargots bite.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nearer my bed to thee at March 22, 2025 01:01 AM (qMjwS)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at March 22, 2025 01:01 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:02 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 01:02 AM (/tzYP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 12:42 AM (omoVo)
What, no felicitations, too? Slacker.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:04 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklosopopoulos at March 22, 2025 01:04 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 01:05 AM (/tzYP)
Is this some kind of coded message? Is it Go Time?
Posted by: Cicero
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After a fashion, for AOP and Osprey.
[cues up 'On the Road Again']
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos is among the People of the Horde at March 22, 2025 01:06 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 01:02 AM (/tzYP)
Hiya, Andy. Greetings from darkest Alabama. Very wooded around here; really is dark. Resembles the country around Sioux Lookout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:06 AM (omoVo)
Read a couple of posts down on the front page.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:06 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Gary R at March 22, 2025 01:07 AM (kwg5/)
[cues up 'On the Road Again']
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
I have been informed that you are a Fine Fettle of a Feller.
I believe my sources to be accurate and reliable.
Posted by: James Miklos Angleton at March 22, 2025 01:08 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Gary R at March 22, 2025 01:07 AM (kwg5/)
Agree. A trans person is a counterfeit. Full stop. Even if they claim to be an ally, they are bugfuck nuts, so their allyship is worthless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:10 AM (omoVo)
A Ladyl sighting!!!
{{{Jim SND}}} Happy to see you here.
Prayers up for Eromero and Mrs. Eromero, spent some time with them a while back at the MoMe in Texas, they are wonderful people.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2025 01:10 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:02 AM (omoVo)
"If you are allergic to OmoVo do not take OmoVo. Possible side effects include priapism, blindness, and delusions of collecting classic automobiles. If you have more than three International Scouts up on blocks, call your doctor."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 22, 2025 01:11 AM (2Oj4u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:11 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)
Or just a very small ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:11 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:13 AM (wX56x)
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Very nice I see from the internet.
I've often visited relatives in Thunder Bay but not north of there.
Have a good [working??] vacation.
Goodnight, all.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 22, 2025 01:15 AM (/tzYP)
Karen and Brandon are feeling that pain.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 22, 2025 01:16 AM (mF3TZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)
Or just a very small ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So
AOP speaks French
More Cajun than Quebequois, I suspect.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 22, 2025 01:16 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:13 AM (wX56x)
The barbecue at Maurice's Piggie Park in W.Columbia was very very good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:18 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
Grandmothers are discuss pickling secrets.
Grandfathers are play and cheat at cards, with much wine now mature for six months.
Youngs are frolic, because Spring, and such is the Way of our People.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at March 22, 2025 01:21 AM (zRebN)
And not very much like his namesake
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
It's pronounced "Haysoos Jesus Angleton"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:22 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:24 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 01:25 AM (LdsRU)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 01:25 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Sounds like a case for Mike Ha...
Oh wait
Posted by: Miklos, slow on the uptake at March 22, 2025 01:26 AM (zRebN)
I've often visited relatives in Thunder Bay but not north of there.
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One of my more interesting rides was from Thunder Bay to Sudbury. Late Septmber, lowering sky, 40 deg., rainy. Finally pulled over at a roadside motel. My hands were so cold that I had to give the clerk my wallet to pull the credit card out.
Managed to fill the tub in my room with tepid water, and soaked for probably 1/2 an hour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:26 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:24 AM (wX56x)
I had the spare ribs with mustard sauce. They were great. And Pogo doggie got the bones, which she greatly enjoyed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:26 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2025 01:28 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 01:25 AM (fwDg9)
DOJ should sponsor a judicial retreat on some tropical island. Guantanamo Bay might be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:29 AM (omoVo)
So night all, and sweet doggie dreams to Pogo too.
Posted by: Miklos, fiddle dee de, tomorrow is another day at March 22, 2025 01:29 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:24 AM (wX56x)
I'm a spicy light tomato vinegar sauce myself. Pork and vinegar really seem to like each other, just platonically though.
(Maybe that's why those Italian heroes with oil and vinegar taste so good? All those pork-based cold cuts? Those heroes taste good to me, just saying. Make my own with balsamic and olive oil.)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 12:42 AM (omoVo)
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Which side of Columbia is Ft. Jackson? Daughter was there for AIT 20+ years ago.
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium fast at March 22, 2025 01:30 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I thought that was supposed to be the best part.
Did you aim to?
Posted by: Miklos Fats-Waller ain't misbehaving (much) at March 22, 2025 01:32 AM (zRebN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2025 01:33 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium fast
The other side, clear across town.
Posted by: Miklos knows Ft. Happnin' Jackson-"Victory begins Here" at March 22, 2025 01:33 AM (zRebN)
SC hash is a pretty unique thing. There are as many different styles as there are BBQ joints.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AQFJnmiTL8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 01:25 AM (fwDg9)
That's always a recipe for a short stint in power followed by a bloody revolution. Who elected those assholes?
We are in that Civil War II. Another battle for the soul of America. Both times over human slavery. The first one is obvious. But this one is the same thing. We are the slaves having our labor in taxes given out to the connected to the tune of billions/trillions, creating generational national debt. We're expected to struggle to survive while those lords in robes haughtily tell us what to do from their posh unelected perch. Never ends well.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:38 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
I did have the hash. Ate about half of it. It was OK by my book, but not something to write home about. The collard greens were very good, though. Loved them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:38 AM (omoVo)
Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion when it was worth half that
He cut 80% of the workforce that was not doing anything useful, unwavering against angry cries.
He used the data to create xAI, which is now valued at $75 billion.
X is now sustainably profitable for the first time, raising money recently at a $44 billion valuation — but this time it’s actually worth that, and has a 25% stake in xAI.
Through his acquisition, he unseated the President of the United States of America.
He changed the lives of X creators by introducing revenue share.
Everyone laughed at him, mocked him, and attacked him for this acquisition. Look how it’s turned out so far.
Now he wants to apply this formula to the federal government, and you fucking idiots want to murder him?
You want to kill America’s leading clean energy and technology company?
You prefer the status quo of multi trillion dollar deficits? You prefer spending more on INTEREST on the national debt than we do on national defense?
You realize that the federal government ran fine in the past without multi trillion dollar deficits right?
cont.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 01:39 AM (LdsRU)
How did something Democrats used to support under Obama and Clinton turn into something that makes Democrats want to start a terror campaign?
Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid are we as a country?
This is why we can’t have nice things.
God bless the DOGE team for trying to do what’s right for our children and grandchildren in the face of so much hatred.
Mar 22, 2025 · 4:37 AM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 22, 2025 01:39 AM (LdsRU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 01:39 AM (25kuG)
(Maybe that's why those Italian heroes with oil and vinegar taste so good? All those pork-based cold cuts? Those heroes taste good to me, just saying. Make my own with balsamic and olive oil.)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:30 AM (gKDq2)
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I grew up in SC, so that mustard base sauce seems so natural. And the pork is tasty. I've never learned to love TX BBQ, and I'm near some great places for it. It's just ok to me. For the same price, I could make a good steak at home.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:41 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:38 AM (gKDq2)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: The French Revolution at March 22, 2025 01:41 AM (2Oj4u)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 01:45 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:41 AM (wX56x)
Got some food at a Bucees this evening. It was OK, better than gas station sushi, but not fine dining. The brisket sammiches they really dope up with that gooey brown Texas barbecue sauce. It's kind of overpowering to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:45 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium fast & deep at March 22, 2025 01:46 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium fast & deep at March 22, 2025 01:46 AM (sPQoU)
Sort of like a threadbare carpet, then?
Sleep well, friend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:48 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 22, 2025 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Well then, be ready for a release from your previous chains of Democrat dogma and media-based delusion from reality.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 01:49 AM (25kuG)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: The French Revolution
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Victor Hanson's commentary on why this is a Counter Revolution is excellent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZX6TxQeJ8A
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:49 AM (XeU6L)
Well, if you want an unbiased review of how it all works, Medsup, Advantage, Part D etc..., I give a monthly educational seminar on all of it, I'd be happy to explain it all to you one on one if you'd like.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 22, 2025 01:50 AM (exbPF)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2025 01:50 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:41 AM (wX56x)
I tend to agree. And I was more than open to the experience. Sounds crazy but too bland. Between the two, I'd rather have slices of some good Jewish deli pastrami, mustard on the side.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:50 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:50 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:50 AM (gKDq2)
Crazy idea maybe, but I think a brisket sammich would be good with a small dab of that white sauce they use on donairs or gyros.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:53 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Ciampino - got to barium fast
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She might not recognize it, they have been *very* busy renaming roads
http://tiny.cc/738e001
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:53 AM (XeU6L)
In central TX, they do not goop brisket up with sauce. It is dry, and you can add your own sauce. At least one place I've been didn't offer sauce, as they didn't think you needed it.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 01:54 AM (wX56x)
Wait Al, I found some Labatt in my basement from a wedding reception in 1995...it should be good.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 01:56 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2025 01:49 AM (XeU6L)
I saw that. We're in a restoration, taking power back from this unelected technocratic bureaucracy and forcing it from their cold greedy grasping little fingers and handing it back to We the People .
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 01:57 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:58 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 01:56 AM (25kuG)
Well, it will be as good as it ever was...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:59 AM (omoVo)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 01:59 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 02:00 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 02:00 AM (wX56x)
Had no plans to stop there, Johnny Cash notwithstanding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 02:03 AM (omoVo)
Just noticed a bug in one of my astronomical "apps" for the Stupid Phone. It was miscalculating the Equation of Time. The problem was right on the equinox, the apparent suns laps around the 360 degree longitude mark before the mean sun. You have to account for this in the difference, otherwise it will mess up.
That just cleared, as the mean sun just passed the equinox about 10 minutes ago. So, it was just the Mean Equinox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 22, 2025 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
Finding the keyboard is drifting north and south under my fingers which means...
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 22, 2025 02:05 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 22, 2025 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
Does that mean I can take the snow tires off the Suburban?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 02:06 AM (omoVo)
My beer can got empty, and I need to hit the sack, too. Been a long day.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 02:08 AM (omoVo)
If you take them off, you can balance an egg inside somehow, but only on average, since it's a mean.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 22, 2025 02:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at March 22, 2025 02:12 AM (LVaYG)
I've been playing with Grok, and I have to admit, I'm impressed. But it still gets stuff wrong. It was funny, playing around this afternoon, I asked it do a certain calculation.
It did it correctly, and even sanity-checked itself. It explained each step, then sanity-checked the result with other known things that should agree.
I thought that was good. Then I asked it the same question a little later, but worded it slightly different. Not on purpose, just different wording popped out.
It got it completely wrong. It went to the same source for the formula, but made amateurish errors doing it. It was simple "off by one" errors, which I thought was funny. Just like a human is prone to do.
I pointed out the error. It agreed, yep I screwed up, the made another off-by-one error in a later step.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 22, 2025 02:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:53 AM (omoVo)
I don't know but it needs somethin'.
Maybe the Mississippi River is the great divide in this country when it comes to the spicy and the merely thinking about possibly being spicy. Frontier cooking versus having those slaves cook up some good spicy African dishes with the products at hand. New England's bland, too, IMO. No slaves, either.
I'm a homeboy. I love Southern coastal cooking. Once you get too far into the interior, it changes to more bland. I like a kick to my food. I absolutely loved Nah'luns. Hands down the city with the best food in America. No doubt about it. From the local rice and beans or po' boy joint to Antoine's or Commander's Palace. It's all good.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 02:24 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2025 02:28 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2025 02:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 02:31 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Was wondering how this was working out for you. Farmette and live life sounds pretty darned good!
Posted by: scampydog at March 22, 2025 02:32 AM (LVaYG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2025 02:32 AM (LweC0)
You still a need a vacation from retirement every so often.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 22, 2025 02:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 12:42 AM (omoVo)
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And greetings to you both. Now that would a fun lunch to just be a fly on the wall. Glad you made it work.
AOP, sounds like you have had a great trip, meeting some interesting Morons along th way.
Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2025 02:35 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 22, 2025 02:35 AM (wX56x)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2025 02:42 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2025 02:28 AM (LweC0)
/Snoopy Dance
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2025 02:45 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2025 01:58 AM (omoVo)
Yeah, don't bother with the Geronimo statue crap either... pay to get in so you are surrounded by White guilt and Indian revisionist History.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2025 02:47 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2025 02:28
Congrats tcn. Enjoy.
Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2025 02:53 AM (55Qr6)
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Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 22, 2025 03:34 AM (1lTYe)
write a little comment to support you.
Posted by: MACAUSLOT 88 at March 22, 2025 03:59 AM (qRDZn)
He mentioned the recent prevalence of dropping the T towards the end of the word. You hear a lot of that lately from the talking heads, instead of im-port-tant they say something like im-poah-ant.
It's not a southern thing, it's just lazy youngsters. Hard to detect but once you notice it can drive you nuts.
Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2025 04:11 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
African or European ???
Posted by: Adriane the Python Critic . . . at March 22, 2025 04:32 AM (tcomi)
thats why i have read it completely
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thats why i have read it completely
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