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Alec Baldwin's Fake Hispanic Wife Cucks Him on Worldwide Television, Tells the World that the Actor Once Prosecuted for Manslaughter Lies Incessantly and Shouldn't Be Believed

Noted Ladykiller Alec Baldwin has a new reality show on TLC, presumably because he's now uninsurable and unable to get hired to act. He actually shows his seven children on camera because that's very healthy for their development, as his Selfish Little Pig Daughter can tell you.

In what may or may not be an attempt to stir controversy to get people to notice this show is even on the air, his Fake Spanish Wife Hilarious cucked him publicly.

Megyn Kelly points out that Hilarious says not to believe anything Alec Baldwin says about anything except history, because he "just makes it all up." This is at 6:00 in the below clip.

(Personally I'd guess he also lies about history, but Hilarious is stupid and ill-educated so she can't say for sure that he is lying when he makes up a historic "fact.")

Alec Baldwin claimed that he never pulled the trigger when he shot Helyna Hutchins to death.

And here's his own wife -- or should I say, muher -- telling the world they shouldn't believe anything Baldwin says because all he does is lie.


What price will the Hilaria Baldwin Dead Pool open at? You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.


Hilarious doubles down on henpecking Alec.


Hilaria Baldwin has vowed to never let anyone speak for her again, days after she scolded Alec for interrupting her on the red carpet.

The couple's marriage was thrust into the spotlight this week when a clip of Hilaria snapping at her husband 'When I'm talking, you're not talking', went viral.

Seemingly doubling down on her remarks, Hilaria, 41, sat down for a chat with Today where she expressed her frustration at not being able to voice her thoughts.

Discussing why the Baldwins opened up their home for a new reality series, she explained: 'Since I met Alec a lot of people have spoken for me, have taken my narrative. I don't want that anymore.

'This is an example for my children to hold your head up high and take control of your own narrative and we did it during a very vulnerable time.'

The family filmed the series amid Alec's involuntary manslaughter trial over the fatal shooting of Rust's cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.


...

Unsurprisingly the now viral clip raised questions about their marriage, with many condemning her behaviour.

But 'fireworks' are the norm, according to sources close to the fiery couple who dismissed the humiliating interaction as nothing more than 'banter.'

'That was a true reflection of their relationship,' an insider told Daily Mail. 'They test each other. It may have looked concerning to some, but it was all playful banter.

'There is no harm. They both have strong personalities and that's why they're attracted to one another.

'Alec finds Hilaria captivating and he loves that she can take his humor because Alec is never reserved in anything he does and vice versa.

For some, the thought of constant tussles with a partner is exhausting, but not for the A-list couple who reportedly 'love challenging one another.'

'Don't get it twisted, there are always fireworks between them, it is what makes them tick. They love challenging one another.'

She accused Baldwin of "manterrupting" her. Greg Gutfled joked that "manterrupting" is better than man-slaughtering.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM




Comments

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1 How much gold could a gold digger dig if a gold digger could dig gold?

A: None. Many would be hard pressed to pull 24 carrots from a nearby garden.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 03:35 PM (VNX3d)

2 firstish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

3 Noted Ladykiller -


Nice.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:35 PM (GIkaP)

4 'There is no harm. They both have strong personalities and that's why they're attracted to one another.

======

Psychopaths attract.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

5 And if Alec does do a number on Hilaria the jury will still find him innocent figuring she had it coming to her for being so stupid as to rile up someone who has killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:37 PM (wNl7U)

6 "The couple's marriage was thrust into the spotlight this week when a clip of Hilaria snapping at her husband 'When I'm talking, you're not talking', went viral. "


I saw that video. I thought it was some sort of prank or act they were doing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2025 03:37 PM (e5NfL)

7

The things about that dude is that he is a good liar so much so that it’s funny as hell.

Like when he said in the one flick “I AM GOD” It was funny. And he was funny on SNL because he was an arrogant lying jerkoff.

Posted by: E Buzz at March 21, 2025 03:37 PM (TW5du)

8 Alec trying to 'reform' his image as an explosived tempered asshat?

Everything is fake and gay after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2025 03:38 PM (bss/y)

9 I know how he feels.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at March 21, 2025 03:38 PM (VS1In)

10 Adam Baldwin > Alec Baldwin

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

11 If you could distill and bottle Baldwin's ego it would smell like an enchilada fart.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:38 PM (YM17H)

12 "unable to get hired to act."

I think he still has his NPR concert emcee gig.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (5ACBR)

13 I think Alec was trying to help her. You'll notice she forgot to put on her fake Spanish accent until he said "how do you say excellent in Spanish" or whatever, then she started sounding like AOC at a Puerto Rico day parade.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)

14 Unconvicted Felon

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (YM17H)

15 Celebrities are garbage. Actually, they're worse than garbage. The guy who drives a big truck to collect garbage is far more respected than the guy who drives a big truck to collect celebrities.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (WPL6O)

16 Hillary with the fake Spanish accent is so bad I almost feel sorry for Alec Baldwin. No wonder he drinks.

She and Meagan Markle and Amber Heard are all three total pschyos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (v2VfP)

17 His jerkwad personality really does negate his talent.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:39 PM (zy08Q)

18 I have two comments:

1. It's a publicity stunt to a large extent. But just looking at them interact, it's clear that's a toxic relationship going both ways. He was pretty nasty to her before she was nasty to him.

2. What happened to her fake Spanish accent? She sounds like a nasally JAP from Long Island. In fact, Alec almost senses her charade is being exposed, because he blurts out "what's that in Spanish?"

3. Bonus comment! Fuck them both through the face with Satan's slimy eelish cock.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

19 'How you say...Q-Cumber?'

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (GIkaP)

20 Gutfeld got a goood laugh from that last night.

Ted Kennedy had more integrity which is saying none.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

21 so they like the meghan and harry for the over 50 crowd? maybe south park will do an episode that has him kill her and then pin it on cartman

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

22 I would love to hear her speak Spanish. Mike Judge presents King of the Hill: Worcester....and part time Chicana activist Peggy Baldwin.

Posted by: mishdog at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (4xYdg)

23 Hilaria and Alec should update and remake Taming of the Shrew[/].

It will kill at the Oscars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (wNl7U)

24 Wife went to elementary school with her in a highbrow Boston area. In-laws keep cracking up at how insane she has become. She's a total WASP without a drop of Hispanic blood...

Posted by: bearski at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (Bhsk7)

25 yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (wNl7U)

26 Oh, hey, I know this song.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (dIske)

27 10 Adam Baldwin > Alec Baldwin
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Adam Baldwin >> Stephen Baldwin >>>>James Baldwin >>>>>>>>>>>>Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (tl3Gi)

28 Too funny, guess he is a miserable SoB

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (fwDg9)

29 Why oh why couldn't Alec have married Phil Hartman's wife.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (YM17H)

30 Why oh why couldn't Alec have married Phil Hartman's wife.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (YM17H)

... or Lorena Bobbitt?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 03:42 PM (VNX3d)

31 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

As far as I know, she's not a JAP. Just a rich girl from Boston who has no Spanish ancestry whatsoever. But her lawyer dad minored in Spanish in college, so I guess that's where her fake Spanish "Hilaria" stuff comes from?

I dont know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 03:42 PM (uCjyK)

32 so they like the meghan and harry for the over 50 crowd? maybe south park will do an episode that has him kill her and then pin it on cartman

Kenny gets framed and electrocuted.

Stan pointing at Alec, "you bastard! You killed Kenny!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (wNl7U)

33 Oh. My. Good. Lord.

That voice. It's... I can't believe it. I've never felt sorry for Baldwin before now. But now my heart breaks for him.

I would pump two-part epoxy into my ears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (BI5O2)

34 He'll be working the rest of his life paying for his kids' schooling.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (rJ48h)

35 29 Why oh why couldn't Alec have married Phil Hartman's wife.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:41 PM (YM17H

Because she hogs all the coke.

Posted by: mishdog at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (4xYdg)

36 Guys, never F crazy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (Hpgos)

37 Soooo they're both really fucking horrible people. Shocked I am.

Posted by: I may have to lie down at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (SIX3A)

38 "His jerkwad personality really does negate his talent."

If I fretted excessively about the crazy personalities and stupid beliefs of actors, artists, entertainers, etc, there'd be nothing enjoyable to watch or listen to. So I don't. I've enjoyed several of Baldwin's performances. I probably won't see "Rust" though.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (5ACBR)

39 Guys, never F crazy.
Posted by: Pudinhead

-/

Dammit, and I was just about to call Rachel Cohen.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (zy08Q)

40 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

41 Don't feel sorry for Alec

Feel sorry for the children with such parents.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (wNl7U)

42
There is no harm. They both have strong personalities are nucking futz and that's why they're attracted to one another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (xG4kz)

43 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (wX56x)

44 Baldwin made a huge mistake. He had a golden opportunity. He could have copped a plea to manslaughter and been vacationing in a New Mexico penitentiary right now, but he chose to remain "free" in this living Hell of his own making. Bizarre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (BI5O2)

45 10 Adam Baldwin > Alec Baldwin
===
Adam Baldwin>>>>Alec Baldwin

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (XjTSo)

46 41 Don't feel sorry for Alec

Feel sorry for the children with such parents.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM (wNl7U)

I'm sure they'll be just fine. They'll never have to work a day in their lives, will probably get some no show jobs at NGO's, and have their twice weekly therapy sessions paid for from the moment they're old enough to talk until they die.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)

47 Noted Ladykiller Alec Baldwin

The Ladykillers is one of my favorite movies. Alec Guiness brings it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

48 Alec Baldwin claimed that he never pulled the trigger when he shot Helyna Hutchins to death.

----------------

Cocking AND Cucking's for closers!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (gfCv4)

49 Guys, never F crazy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 03:43 PM (Hpgos)
___

"Now he fucking tells me!"

-- Johnny Depp.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

50 43 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
-----------------
Is he capable of advertising Reverse Mortgages?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (Hpgos)

51 I thinks we be all shoolds Thank Presdent Obama foor being a Loving Blank Presdent.

Brattleboro still loves yuo and misses you...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (FDlb9)

52 Alec Guiness >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

53 43 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (zy08Q)

54
Yesterday I mentioned Alexander's brother, Daniel Baldwin.

I wrote how confused & dubious I was at how Danny Baldwin seems to be a completely different person, now. (He was almost as wacky as Alec.)

I left a positive comment on his video yesterday. Today he replied thanking me.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (kBHKH)

55 Well I suppose being a celebrity it is possible Baldwin has or will burn through all his money and end up broke and alone. But he's probably made so much $$ that the only way he will suffer is by being ignored by the current cool crowd. But maybe with his ego that is the ultimate torment.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (bP/i4)

56 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 03:45 PM (wX56x)

He can take over the lawyer commercials from William Shatner.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (VNX3d)

57 Is he capable of advertising Reverse Mortgages?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (Hpgos)

"Are the banks putting a target on your back?! Do you need cash! Take it from me, I'm a straight shooter. Tap in to that equity in your house and live your best life, whether that's in front of or behind the camera!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (uCjyK)

58 Jump in to the 4 games for March Madness

just a look into the games

https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/
event/802

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (gbOdA)

59 I wonder is henpecking Alec Baldwin is really a good idea.

Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (mADJX)

60 On the show, he refers to his eldest daughter with Hilaria, as his "do over". He's a piece of shit.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (33LJY)

61 "Alec Baldwin claimed that he never pulled the trigger when he shot Helyna Hutchins to death."

Was there any cam footage of the shooting? Probably not, seeing how it was a movie set and all.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (5ACBR)

62 Alec Baldwin should be a spokesman for criminal defense lawyers.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (zy08Q)

63 Guys, never F crazy.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Celibacy it is then.

Posted by: It's the logical conclusion at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (SIX3A)

64 >53 43 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (zy08Q)

Hoveround scooters FTW.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (GTqXr)

65 Alec Baldwin in a JG Wentworth commercial?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (wNl7U)

66 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (zy08Q)

Hoveround scooters FTW.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (GTqXr)
___________

Viagra

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

67 Ana (Cheesecake) Navarro: "I keep waiting for Trump voters to have regrets. No. They are all gleeful."

ha fucking ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (gbOdA)

68 Wasn't Alec Baldwin hitting the wall of coolness in the Nineties? It seems like everything he's done in the pas decade has been a vain effort to keep himself visible & relevant to the American public.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (XjTSo)

69 I am, how you say in Ingles, la puta?

Posted by: Hilarious Baldwin at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (44PAK)

70 Alec Baldwin is so dumb he thinks the Clapper is what you get without a penicillin shot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:48 PM (zy08Q)

71 *makes fist, moves thumb like it's a bottom lip talking*

"My name is 'iyyaRRRRia Baldwin, I like tacos and buRRRRitos!"

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (iwhil)

72 65 Alec Baldwin in a JG Wentworth commercial?
-----------------
Can he sing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (Hpgos)

73 So when did Hillary from Southie learn to speak Spanglish?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (GTqXr)

74 Who is that man standing next to Hilaria? Some hobo that wandered onto the Red Carpet?

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (pMi6S)

75 43 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (zy08Q)

Pre-lubed catheters.

Posted by: Delivered direct to your door at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (SIX3A)

76 I'm impressed at his anger management strength. I thought for sure he was going cold cock her into tomorrow then blame the reporter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (/U5Yz)

77 Ana Navvaro with her hate eating giving the Wide Latina a run for the money?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (wNl7U)

78 Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (kBHKH)

I got a thank you AND a heart from Julie Newmar. She's one of maybe like three people in the world I would give a fuck about doing that. And she did.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (YM17H)

79 >>Ana (Cheesecake) Navarro: "I keep waiting for Trump voters to have regrets. No. They are all gleeful."


I thought Fat Girls were supposed to be Happy?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (GIkaP)

80 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:46 PM (zy08Q)

Pre-lubed catheters.
Posted by: Delivered direct to your door at March 21, 2025 03:49 PM (SIX3A)

Used Ukrainian and Afghani weapons.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (VNX3d)

81 They both have strong personalities

New euphemism for "they're both asshoes"

Posted by: pookysgirl can read between the lines at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (Wt5PA)

82 Megyn cut the clip short.

In the one where she says "when I'm talking, you stop talking..." Baldwin walks behind her like he is looking for a place to hide. It is hilarious and I only watched the clip above to see it again for another laugh.

Also, the bit where he praises her sounds like he trying to convince himself (and others) that she is not as bad as she seems.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (cA8Y5)

83 Speaking of...er...lovely ladies, have you seen Michelle Obama's new hairstyle?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcjnsys

Looks like she has discovered her spirit animal: the stegosaurus.

Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (mADJX)

84 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM

I am guessing a new fighter jet, F-47

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

85 77 Ana Navvaro with her hate eating giving the Wide Latina a run for the money?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Her feet will be dropping off soon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (/U5Yz)

86 Does he have a future in advertising? He's as likeable as Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

87 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg


Boing Boing getting the contract for the F 47 fighter jet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (xnytv)

88 83 Speaking of...er...lovely ladies, have you seen Michelle Obama's new hairstyle?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcjnsys

Looks like she has discovered her spirit animal: the stegosaurus.
Posted by: Paco

Looks like Mickey Mouse taking a dump.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (/U5Yz)

89 Ana Navvaro with her hate eating giving the Wide Latina a run for the money?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Her feet will be dropping off soon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (/U5Yz)

You can get good money for those.

Posted by: Tonsils too at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (SIX3A)

90 >>Speaking of...er...lovely ladies, have you seen Michelle Obama's new hairstyle?

Pretty sure I saw it at last years Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (GIkaP)

91 I thought Fat Girls were supposed to be Happy?
Posted by: garrett

Yeah, I always see them dancing on the Ozempic ads.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

92 >I thought Fat Girls were supposed to be Happy?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (GIkaP)

Only when she's at the Cheesecake Factory.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (GTqXr)

93 36 Guys, never F crazy.
------
I have the song for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6JbCbhAwS4

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at March 21, 2025 03:52 PM (XjTSo)

94 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:44 PM

I am guessing a new fighter jet, F-47
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

And I was hoping that he was going to announce that Air Force One and Air Force Two would be fully loaded AC-130 gunships.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 03:52 PM (VNX3d)

95 A lot of celebs are jerks, yeah.

I was looking at Buzzfeed (yeah yeah) and there was a list of bad celebrity encounters.

Dolly Parton: nicest person ever.

Kenny Rogers: asshole from hell.

Jack Nicholson: well, I'll put it this way. Lady goes up to him asking for an autograph and he said "I only give autographs to women with big tits."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:52 PM (zy08Q)

96 They have about 12 kids

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 03:52 PM (gbOdA)

97 I would bet you a billion dollars Baldwin has all kind of funny funny jokes about what he did. He is DYING to tell them to the world. Kind of like OJ and his If I Did It book. Just a feeling.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (YM17H)

98 Alec Baldwin movies ranked: https://tinyurl.com/yf3b3tse
I vote:
Glengarry Glen Ross > The Departed > The Aviator

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (5ACBR)

99
Man-Playing > Man-Slaying > Man-Terrupting > Man-Slaughtering > Man-Splaining

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (uVYo3)

100 >>They have about 12 kids


Barely takes one to rupture that Pre-Nup.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (GIkaP)

101 >>Speaking of...er...lovely ladies, have you seen Michelle Obama's new hairstyle?
-------

Yes. In my drain this morning.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (YM17H)

102 F-47?

Sorry only the F-47D Thunderbolt exists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (wNl7U)

103 But 'fireworks' are the norm, according to sources close to the fiery couple who dismissed the humiliating interaction as nothing more than 'banter.'


--

It's a fiery but mostly peaceful marriage. Am I the first one to make that joke? Geez, horde, yinz are slacking.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (B9Prs)

104 Couldn't care less about Baldwin. I'll go watch some more Edgar videos until the next thread. (Or until this one goes off topic. It could happen.)

Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (/y8xj)

105 "I thought for sure he was going cold cock her into tomorrow then
blame the reporter."

I thought for sure it was going to happen when they got home.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (5ACBR)

106 Kenny Rogers: asshole from hell.

Jack Nicholson: well, I'll put it this way. Lady goes up to him asking for an autograph and he said "I only give autographs to women with big tits."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 03:52 PM (zy08Q)

Kenny hated going on stage so he went to an in the round stage and was rolled in in a mega case. A guitar case big enough for a person.
So 1 day the crew let the case go rouge and bang off the walls to a big crash.
That ended that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (gbOdA)

107
Speaking of Julie Newmar...

I watched Screamers (1995) last night (for the first time) and did you know the lovely actress in that movie is named Jennifer Rubin? Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 03:54 PM (kBHKH)

108 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg

All tax refunds will be in Trump Steaks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (44PAK)

109 A lot of celebs are jerks, yeah.

I was looking at Buzzfeed (yeah yeah) and there was a list of bad celebrity encounters.

Dolly Parton: nicest person ever.

Kenny Rogers: asshole from hell.

Jack Nicholson: well, I'll put it this way. Lady goes up to him asking for an autograph and he said "I only give autographs to women with big tits."
Posted by: WitchDoktor

I knew an Air Force guy who was stationed at the embassy in Prague when Shirley Temple Black was our Ambassador to Czechoslovakia.

He said she was always gracious when people came up to ask for autographs. Classy lady.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

110 How you say, bitch?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (O8bOp)

111 "If you look carefully, he's actually blinking S.O.S in Morse code, he wants to get out..."

---------------

Are those boobs real?

And what about Hilarious' breasts?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (uVYo3)

112 Let's not forget Arrric Balwin actually got sick of Kim Basinger's shit.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 21, 2025 03:56 PM (wBaIH)

113 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg


Boing Boing getting the contract for the F 47 fighter jet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (xnytv)

You're going to want to buy the extended warranty..

Posted by: Boeing Sales Rep at March 21, 2025 03:56 PM (iwhil)

114 Baldwin speaking to his 12 year old daughter on the phone. Classic.

https://tinyurl.com/3kd4z58e

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 03:56 PM (/U5Yz)

115
Remember a few weeks ago we discussed how well Grisham & Clancy movies hold up today?

Well, Hunt For Red October is now Unwatchable for m because of alex baldwin.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 03:56 PM (kBHKH)

116 Old Alec will be pimping Medicare Supplement plans in a year or two.
Posted by: ScaryMary

And reverse mortgages.

And diebeetus meds.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

I'm not going to be satisfied until I see him pushing ShamWow.

Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (mADJX)

117 In defense of Baldwin - what are the odds that a homunculus these two world-beaters shat out *isn't* a selfish pig?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (BI5O2)

118 I don’t think it was an act. You see this part of her personality shine through when she was barking at reporters over Alec right after the Rust shooting.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (p4NUW)

119 Translation: "My rapidly aging husband can no longer bring in money, so I'm looking to create drama and then cash out. The line forms to the left for potential divorce lawyers."

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (3qNLt)

120 98 Alec Baldwin movies ranked: https://tinyurl.com/yf3b3tse
I vote:
Glengarry Glen Ross > The Departed > The Aviator
Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (5ACBR)

He was so handsome when he was young, he hasn't aged well and he looks like he has alcohol oozing from his pores. It must be stressful locked up in an apartment with the crazy lady and all of those kids and their nannies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (v2VfP)

121 "Control your narrative!" Who talks like this? Anyway, I couldn't have less care for these two than I already have. Which is zero.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

122 So is Trump giving Boeing a chance to redeem itself after its string of recent disasters?

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

123 I bet there's 250 Jeninfer Rubins in Jersey alone

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (YM17H)

124 Assuming Alec isn't banging the nannies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (wNl7U)

125 Celibacy it is then.
Posted by: It's the logical conclusion at March 21, 2025 03:47 PM (SIX3A)

Hey, what about us?

Posted by: Rosie Palms and the four finger sisters at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (FCbAQ)

126 He was so handsome when he was young, he hasn't aged well
Posted by: CaliGirl

My wife thinks he was really cute in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

127 This is a guy who would have been a convicted felon decades ago if he wasn't "elite".

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 03:59 PM (KQk9m)

128 $15 B IRS conversion to new system

Typically, in industry, this takes a few years, maybe a few hundred million dollars. We’re now 35 years into this program. If you ask them now, it’s five years away—and it’s been five years away since 1990. It was supposed to be delivered in 1996, and it’s still five years away.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 03:59 PM (gbOdA)

129 98 Alec Baldwin movies ranked: https://tinyurl.com/yf3b3tse
I vote:
Glengarry Glen Ross > The Departed > The Aviator

------------------------

1. Hunt for Red October
2. Beetlejuice
3. Glengarry Glen Ross
4. The Cooler
5. The Departed
...
72. The Getaway

Posted by: bearski at March 21, 2025 03:59 PM (Bhsk7)

130 117 In defense of Baldwin - what are the odds that a homunculus these two world-beaters shat out *isn't* a selfish pig?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

The one he called a pig is Ireland, his daughter with Kim Bassinger.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 03:59 PM (p4NUW)

131 Boeing still needs to fix the KC-46s.
Finish rewiring the new 747-800s for Air Force One.
Figure out how not to let hatches pop open in midflight.
Fix the flight software for the Max series.

Have I missed anything?

Oh yeah, the Space Edsel. Fix that also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (wNl7U)

132 And do think he once got to shtupp Kim Basinger.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

133 10 Adam Baldwin > Alec Baldwin
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
A Baldwin piano has more dramatic range than Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (ctrM5)

134 122 So is Trump giving Boeing a chance to redeem itself after its string of recent disasters?
Posted by: Bulg

Big mistake.

Posted by: Boeing Employee Smoking Crack In Main Assembly at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (/U5Yz)

135 re 109: i have heard that when the clintons were in the white house people were told 'if you see mrs clinton in the hall or wherever don't talk to her don't look at her'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (CWTWj)

136 Alec, you call this a cucumber? hahaha

Posted by: Hilaria at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

137 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg

All tax refunds will be in Trump Steaks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (44PAK)

-------------

Crap, I was hoping for items from Trump's MegaKnife Collection.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (HWUCC)

138 My wife thinks he was really cute in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

-----

He was. He just looks old, swollen and boozed-up now.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (wX56x)

139 Baldwin's behavior on that phone call is repulsive, but remember Basinger leaked that call to the media to get him to settle divorce/ child custody issues. She's awful too.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (33LJY)

140 I worked on a few conversions in the 90s and early 2k from old IBM iron to PC and Servers.

I always told the bosses we failed if it was not done in the second year.

Meaning that by the end of business year 2 if you do not do your annual closing on the new systems

YA FUCKED UP

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (gbOdA)

141 BREAKING: Hilaria Baldwin named as Producer for Alec's next Western: "Bitch had it Coming"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (n7h9X)

142 A Baldwin piano has more dramatic range than Alec Baldwin.
-------------------
Baldwin Piano had a line of guitars in the 60s/70s. They sucked.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (Hpgos)

143 121 "Control your narrative!" Who talks like this? Anyway, I couldn't have less care for these two than I already have. Which is zero.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2025 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

It's their PR rep's words I'm betting. They have a strategy to make everyone forget that Alec shot a chick and his crazy wife faked being Spanish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (v2VfP)

144 He was so handsome when he was young, he hasn't aged well...

==

No, he hasn't. I really think his true, horrible character as a human being shows on his haggard face. I remember way back when when he played Joan Van Ark's younger brother in Knot's Landing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (qBdHI)

145 All tax refunds will be in Trump Steaks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (44PAK)

-------------

Crap, I was hoping for items from Trump's MegaKnife Collection.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (HWUCC)

I am taking mine in sneakers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (gbOdA)

146 122 So is Trump giving Boeing a chance to redeem itself after its string of recent disasters?
Posted by: Bulg
===========
Pretty much have to. Either US leaves making big planes to the less friendly by the day Euros via Airbus or we fix Boeing. US should have never let the defense contractors nor big plane providers converge into a monopoly situation.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

147 Assuming Alec isn't banging the nannies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (wNl7U)

The nanny could be Alice from the Brady Bunch, and I'd hit it, if the alternative was... that.

Though, I'm certain she's motionless and silent during their frigid assignations, so it's probably the only way he gets any peace and quiet.

"When I'm banging, you're not talking, when I'm banging, you're not talking..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (BI5O2)

148 I bet there's 250 Jeninfer Rubins in Jersey alone
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (YM17H)

Son of a..

Posted by: T-800 Reading the New Jersey phonebook at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (iwhil)

149 Does anyone know what Trump's big announcement was today?
Posted by: Bulg


Boing Boing getting the contract for the F 47 fighter jet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 03:51 PM (xnytv)

You're going to want to buy the extended warranty..
Posted by: Boeing Sales Rep at March 21, 2025 03:56 PM (iwhil)
___

Why are we still building new trillion-dollar fighter jets when the future is clearly drones? By the time this thing is ready, every Tom, Dick, and Ahmed will have drones that will take this fighter down at maybe 1% of the cost.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

150 I never liked Baldwin.
He seems to have this narcissistic streak in every character he plays. No, not the character, but the actor playing the character always comes through as an ass. Even in Glenn Gary his character seemed off - like it was about the actor and not the guy. It's hard to explain but him and Kevin Spacey always leave me cold.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (cA8Y5)

151 Ace,
The sidebar story "John Kass: Corrupt Chicago media is embargoing the story of a little girl coerced into taking her clothes off in front of a boy by J.B. Pritzker's AWFL trans enforcement officers" probably should mention that while one girl has filed a complaint, pritzker's Trans Army inflicted this on girls, plural.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (D0HYP)

152 147 ROFL

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (5ACBR)

153 139 Baldwin's behavior on that phone call is repulsive, but remember Basinger leaked that call to the media to get him to settle divorce/ child custody issues. She's awful too.
Posted by: Ktgreat
============
Depends, it if was to keep custody of the child away from Baldwin, I would say well done Kim.

If Baldwin had never made that call, Kim would not have been able to use it to her advantage in divorce as well.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)

154 Doesn't have to be McDonnel-Douglas-Boeing.

If could be Lockheed-Martin or Northrop-Grumman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (wNl7U)

155 6
‘I saw that video. I thought it was some sort of prank or act they were doing.’

I don’t know. His face flushes red but he holds his expression like he knows he can’t afford to lose his shit.
Alec used his Free Homicide card too early.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (jbnUc)

156 TLC has had multiple hits through the years with reality shows where the wife berates and undermines the husband on camera. Their demo seems to enjoy that angle.

Posted by: brak at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (jGJov)

157 .....a vain effort to keep himself visible & relevant to the American public.

He can do the American public a favor and just go away.
I'm so tired of these mentally ill people doing all they can to get attention. He needs to find a lonely island somewhere and write a book about himself that nobody will read.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (OrSPY)

158 148 I bet there's 250 Jeninfer Rubins in Jersey alone
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 03:58 PM (YM17H)

Son of a..
Posted by: T-800 Reading the New Jersey phonebook at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (iwhil)

I like my gals to weight about 500 milliRubens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (gbOdA)

159 Super-willowed, but I just saw the post about, among other idiots, Rick Wilson. There is practically nobody I'd rather see bound hand and foot and dragged face-down along an old cracked sidewalk behind a lawnmower.

Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (mADJX)

160 The nanny could be Alice from the Brady Bunch, and I'd hit it
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Meet me in the alley at 6:00, and we'll settle this like men.
-- Sam the Butcher

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

161 Pretty much have to. Either US leaves making big planes to the less friendly by the day Euros via Airbus or we fix Boeing. US should have never let the defense contractors nor big plane providers converge into a monopoly situation.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

The last trillion-dollar boondoggle went to Lockheed, so in the interests of fairness the next trillion-dollar boondoggle has to go to Boeing.

Posted by: Pentagon Spokesman at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (iwhil)

162
He was. He just looks old, swollen and boozed-up now.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 21, 2025 04:01 PM (wX56x)

It's actually shocking how bad he looks. Old movie stars seemed to age better than today. I used to see Tab Hunter from time to time and even though he was an elderly man, he was handsome the same way Paul Newman was.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (v2VfP)

163
It's their PR rep's words I'm betting. They have a strategy to make everyone forget that Alec shot a chick and his crazy wife faked being Spanish.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March

No, no, no. She was code switching. And it’s totes normal. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (p4NUW)

164 150 I never liked Baldwin.
He seems to have this narcissistic streak in every character he plays. No, not the character, but the actor playing the character always comes through as an ass. Even in Glenn Gary his character seemed off - like it was about the actor and not the guy. It's hard to explain but him and Kevin Spacey always leave me cold.
Posted by: bob
======
I would agree. Spacey always seems like an actual psychopath to me and a potential serial killer vibe. Distracting.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

165 re 109: i have heard that when the clintons were in the white house people were told 'if you see mrs clinton in the hall or wherever don't talk to her don't look at her'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:00 PM (CWTWj)

------------

Secret Service agents say she treated them like shit -- while Bubba was more respectful, decent, and grateful for their sacrifices.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (HWUCC)

166 Why are we still building new trillion-dollar fighter jets when the future is clearly drones? By the time this thing is ready, every Tom, Dick, and Ahmed will have drones that will take this fighter down at maybe 1% of the cost.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

F-47 is a central platform for a drone swarm... going to be needed in a future Electronic warfare environment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (QAkQ3)

167 All tax refunds will be in Trump Steaks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 21, 2025 03:55 PM (44PAK)

Available exclusively at The Sharper Image.

(honestly one of my favorite Trump ads ever)

https://tinyurl.com/6z8f8t2y

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 04:06 PM (uCjyK)

168 "I don’t know. His face flushes red but he holds his expression like he knows he can’t afford to lose his shit."

You can definitely see him hold it in. TBF, anybody would, under the circumstances.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:06 PM (5ACBR)

169 i remember stuart varney on fox biz news admitted a few years ago (maybe during trump's first admin) that he sold microsoft and bought boeing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:06 PM (CWTWj)

170 My wife doesn't usually "talk black," but it comes out when she's super pissed, or excited.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 04:06 PM (BI5O2)

171 Depends, it if was to keep custody of the child away from Baldwin, I would say well done Kim.

If Baldwin had never made that call, Kim would not have been able to use it to her advantage in divorce as well.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)

Yeah, I don't see the problem in publicly exposing some asshole's awful behavior. I have no idea if Basinger is any good. She's probably an egotistical little bitch, too.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 04:07 PM (iwhil)

172 "The last trillion-dollar boondoggle went to Lockheed, so in the interests of fairness the next trillion-dollar boondoggle has to go to Boeing."

Prediction: F47 will eat up 10X the total claimed DOGE savings.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:07 PM (5ACBR)

173 I should get myself back to the studio and teach this last class, I suppose!

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 04:07 PM (p4NUW)

174
You know what's funny about the Brady domicile? It was, like, just 3 bedrooms and 2 bath. Four bedrooms, if you count Alice's quarters.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:07 PM (kBHKH)

175 F-47 is a central platform for a drone swarm... going to be needed in a future Electronic warfare environment.
---------------
Army Heavy Metal will likely see a slowing on roll out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:08 PM (Hpgos)

176 No, he hasn't. I really think his true, horrible character as a human being shows on his haggard face. I remember way back when when he played Joan Van Ark's younger brother in Knot's Landing.

Talk about not ageing well, have you seen Robert Redford lately? His face looks like an old saddlebag.

Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 04:08 PM (mADJX)

177 If could be Lockheed-Martin or Northrop-Grumman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (wNl7U)

I never lost a bid against lockmar.

I remember being in a meeting with a review of our drawings (10% concept) to their drawings.

I had 4 or 5 fiber runs on a design.
Their offering was all copper.
Some of the runs were 4 miles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (gbOdA)

178
You know what's funny about the Ingalls' domicile?

It was just 1 room. It was literally a 1-room wood shed, and the kids slept in the "loft."

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (kBHKH)

179 So their reality show is scripted? That makes no sense.

I would watch a Japanese style unscripted reality show of their family. Give them challenges, like building a shed in a certain time limit and if they fail one of them has to do something brutal.

Do it with the panel of "talento" commenting on them in little boxes and all the sound effects and editing. It would be a blast.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (cA8Y5)

180 So how many targets will an F-22 or F-35 or this new F-47 track at once?

And if it is a drone tender, bring back the EA-6B. At least there you have one pilot and three NFOs for all the electronic gear.

We are possibly going back to the F6D Missleleer but with drones. And the only fighter to enter service with the F6D's radar was the F-14 Tomcat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (wNl7U)

181 The last trillion-dollar boondoggle went to Lockheed, so in the interests of fairness the next trillion-dollar boondoggle has to go to Boeing.
Posted by: Pentagon Spokesman

Until we unassf*ck these companies and that industry, we are pretty much stuck regarding defense in the short run.

Boeing, for example, is building all the air tankers we desperately need and has to already fix cracks, etc. on the ones delivered.

Lockheed actually delivered the F22 quickly and on schedule versus the horrid F35. But we punished Lockheed by ending the series early and destroying the tooling. That was on fedgov and Barry the asshole's watch.

I think both Wall Street, the DoD, and the troika of three witches--Vanguard, State St., and Blackrock are all somewhat to blame.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (ctrM5)

182 179 So their reality show is scripted? That makes no sense.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (cA8Y5)

=========

All reality shows are scripted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

183 All reality shows are scripted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO

Next you'll tell me the WWE is scripted.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (MGB5H)

184 Why are we still building new trillion-dollar fighter jets when the future is clearly drones? By the time this thing is ready, every Tom, Dick, and Ahmed will have drones that will take this fighter down at maybe 1% of the cost.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

The interesting thing is that wide-area com jamming would seem to be a fairly obvious counter to drones but modern warfare is dependent on instant coms.

Seems like a big tactical shakedown is coming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (ExV1e)

185 Kyle Dunnigan's version of Alec Bawwin is terrific. His version of Hilaria, not so much. She's a puppet, and she's usually shirtless. She has no tatas.

The real Hilaria's are much more spectacular than I would have expected.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (dGCAG)

186 "All reality shows are scripted."

LE bodycams, the only source of real truth left.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (5ACBR)

187 I cannot imagine having to be around, let alone live with someone with a voice like Hilaria Baldwin. I'd put a trash bag over her head, tie it off and park her on the curb with the rest of the trash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (Q4IgG)

188 183 All reality shows are scripted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO

Next you'll tell me the WWE is scripted.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (MGB5H)

=======

My brother is a video editor (actual, established, with real clients and his own company and everything), and he'll just go off on reality television at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

189 All reality shows are scripted.
----------------
Except for Oak Island.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (Hpgos)

190
You know what's funny about Gilligan's Island?

They lived pretty well. They had 3 nice, roomy huts, clean clothes, plenty of fresh water and food. The Castaways lived better than the Ingalls clan.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (kBHKH)

191 >>>You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.

LMAO

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (i24o9)

192 182 179 So their reality show is scripted? That makes no sense.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 04:09 PM (cA8Y5)

=========

All reality shows are scripted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

Yup.

Posted by: God at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (QAkQ3)

193 "Next you'll tell me the WWE is scripted."

WNBA is scripted. NFL too, prolly.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (5ACBR)

194 Yeah, I don't see the problem in publicly exposing some asshole's awful behavior. I have no idea if Basinger is any good. She's probably an egotistical little bitch, too.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
==========
I hope for the kid's sake, she is not. What two Hollyweird people do to each other doesn't matter much to me but when the kids are involved, it becomes a hostage situation.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (ctrM5)

195 Meet me in the alley at 6:00, and we'll settle this like men.
-- Sam the Butcher
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

*dials phone*
*alice* Brady Household
*sam* I am bringing the meat
*alice* Ill put on a fresh apron

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (gbOdA)

196 Alec used his Free Homicide card too early.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (jbnUc)

It's only a matter of time before she goes out to grab a sandwich at 3 am and gets murdered by a couple white guys in MAGA hats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (ExV1e)

197
Left over from a couple of threads ago, but wouldn't it be fun if Trump used his $40mil gift card from Paul, Weiss to help prosecute Neera Tanden lolol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (lCaJd)

198 NFL too, prolly.
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Yep.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (Hpgos)

199 My brother is a video editor (actual, established, with real clients and his own company and everything), and he'll just go off on reality television at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

Oh I believe it. I've never once thought a reality show was in anyway reality. For the record WWE either, I still love that tho.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (MGB5H)

200 171-
The whole situation was fucked up and Basinger is a basket case too. Ireland has said that (as of a few years ago) people still refer to her as 'a rude little pig' and she has inherited her Moms' extreme anxiety. She apparently lives in fear of having a heart attack to the extent she carries a defibrillator with her at all times.

Hollywood, eh.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (33LJY)

201
WNBA is scripted. NFL too, prolly.
Posted by: Hacked gp's
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How else is Vegas gonna be able to set favorable odds in their sportsbook?

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (ctrM5)

202 >> Until we unassf*ck these companies and that industry, we are pretty much stuck regarding defense in the short run.

Showering them with money and no accountability will surely fix it.

I'm with Elric, the future is drones. U.S. military procurement is so screwed up. Better to start over.

Besides, if we get out of all of these brushfire wars and NATO we can scale back our defense needs to, you know, actually defend our homeland.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (iwhil)

203 Can't say I see need much for billion dollar dollars a piece aircraft.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (fwDg9)

204 re 176: redford did an episode of the "untouchables" way back when and he looked like he had a really bad complexion. (he played a guy hiring people to sell bootleg booze.)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (CWTWj)

205 Healey wife works for a Boeing avionics contractor. That company is beyond redeemable per her. She says the SC plant seems to be a bit better but, it is still a POS company that hires POS employees.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (/U5Yz)

206 199 Oh I believe it. I've never once thought a reality show was in anyway reality. For the record WWE either, I still love that tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:12 PM (MGB5H)

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He also loves wrestling. He just knows it's fake and is okay with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

207 That's not cucking.

Posted by: Jada Pinkett-Smith at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (M0V4/)

208 190
You know what's funny about Gilligan's Island?

They lived pretty well. They had 3 nice, roomy huts, clean clothes, plenty of fresh water and food. The Castaways lived better than the Ingalls clan.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (kBHKH)

4 Huts.... Skipper and Gilligans, Mary Anne and Ginger, Howells, and the Professor... who needed the private hut to boink Ginger and Mary Anne...

Which is why that Genius could never figure out how to get off the Island.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (QAkQ3)

209 TLC has had multiple hits through the years with reality shows where the wife berates and undermines the husband on camera. Their demo seems to enjoy that angle.
Posted by: brak at March 21, 2025 04:04 PM (jGJov)

Probably popular with a segment of the divorced woman crowd.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

210
Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (kBHKH)

211 Ireland has said that (as of a few years ago) people still refer to her as 'a rude little pig' and she has inherited her Moms' extreme anxiety. She apparently lives in fear of having a heart attack to the extent she carries a defibrillator with her at all times.

Hollywood, eh.
Posted by: Ktgreat
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That apparently happened with Abba's female lead singer as well spurring on a divorce. Shame that the kids get maimed in the process.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

212 176 No, he hasn't. I really think his true, horrible character as a human being shows on his haggard face. I remember way back when when he played Joan Van Ark's younger brother in Knot's Landing.

Talk about not ageing well, have you seen Robert Redford lately? His face looks like an old saddlebag.
Posted by: Paco at March 21, 2025 04:08 PM

He did not age well either, maybe you do get the face you deserve.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (v2VfP)

213 210
Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (kBHKH)

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Is there no end to his malicious chicanery in favor of Russian hegemony?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

214
4 Huts.... Skipper and Gilligans, Mary Anne and Ginger, Howells, and the Professor... who needed the private hut to boink Ginger and Mary Anne...

Which is why that Genius could never figure out how to get off the Island.
Posted by: Romeo13

How could I forget The Professor!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (kBHKH)

215 211 That apparently happened with Abba's female lead singer as well spurring on a divorce. Shame that the kids get maimed in the process.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

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Rebecca Furgeson is apparently the kid of one of the ABBA singers. She's on one of their album covers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

216 Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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That fey dude in Airplane?

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

217 All reality shows are scripted.
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Except for Oak Island.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (Hpgos)

What about the greatest reality show ever: COPS?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (iwhil)

218 Billion-dollar airplane?

I give the B-2 Spirit. And because of moisture on Guam from a rainstorm, the pitot tubes went out of calibration on one plane, freaked out the flight software, and crashed the plane.

Moisture brought down a billion-dollar bomber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (wNl7U)

219 All reality shows are scripted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO


I.was sitting at a very crowded bar at the KC airport when they were showing the wedding of the very first Bachelor. The place was packed, mostly women, and all teary eyed over the story of true love. I made the comment that it was just a tv show. They were actors following a script. They almost threw me out but for the laughter of two hawties who heard me and agreed.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (W/lyH)

220 4 Huts.... Skipper and Gilligans, Mary Anne and Ginger, Howells, and the Professor... who needed the private hut to boink Ginger and Mary Anne...

Which is why that Genius could never figure out how to get off the Island.
Posted by: Romeo13

There were 5. They had the supply hut as well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

221 He also loves wrestling. He just knows it's fake and is okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Absolutely. I feel like I'd get along with your brother hahah.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (MGB5H)

222 Trump is gonna close the DoE and one other one

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (YM17H)

223 Fonzi is doing ads. He looks like a fool.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (Hpgos)

224 216 Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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That fey dude in Airplane?
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

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He properly informs us of Leon's current weight status. He's a valuable member of the team.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

225
Spacey always seems like an actual psychopath to me and a potential serial killer vibe. Distracting.
Posted by: whig

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That happens to me with Ralph Fiennes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (lCaJd)

226 Coitus manterruptus.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (ufFY8)

227 210
Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (kBHKH)

US Aid funding for a foreign airport?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (QAkQ3)

228 222 Trump is gonna close the DoE and one other one
Posted by: ...

I can't stand all this winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (/U5Yz)

229 "Johnny, what do you make of this Heathrow fire?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (wNl7U)

230 219 I.was sitting at a very crowded bar at the KC airport when they were showing the wedding of the very first Bachelor. The place was packed, mostly women, and all teary eyed over the story of true love. I made the comment that it was just a tv show. They were actors following a script. They almost threw me out but for the laughter of two hawties who heard me and agreed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (W/lyH)

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If I remember correctly, they divorced shortly afterwards.

The only marriages that have worked have been some from The Bachelorette.

(Dolley has been into the show for a long time.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

231
Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.

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That fey dude in Airplane?
Posted by: whig



https://is.gd/jT5H6x

hahaha! I forgot about that.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (kBHKH)

232 i was disappointed to find out that "storage wars" wasn't real. also that the limu emu wasn't really wearing that tshirt

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

233 Ireland has said that (as of a few years ago) people still refer to her as 'a rude little pig' and she has inherited her Moms' extreme anxiety. She apparently lives in fear of having a heart attack to the extent she carries a defibrillator with her at all times.

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I didn't know that about Ireland, but yeah, Kim Basinger has crippling anxiety and has become quite a recluse because of it. She has deep fear of being in public.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (qBdHI)

234 217 All reality shows are scripted.
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Except for Oak Island.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (Hpgos)

What about the greatest reality show ever: COPS?
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Is it still on? I liked that every one getting arrested were wearing Tee Shirts. Dirty ones, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (Hpgos)

235 221 He also loves wrestling. He just knows it's fake and is okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Absolutely. I feel like I'd get along with your brother hahah.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (MGB5H)

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He's an ass.

So probably.

I do my best to find this middle ground between my innate, puppyish look for approval from him and outright disdain. I think I pulled it off last time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

236
Come on! There was no "supply hut" on Gilligan's Island!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (kBHKH)

237 I have never watched a reality show. Well, I guess I watched a couple episodes years ago, like that Orange County M/C one for a bit.

I knew they were heavily edited, but scripted is no longer reality. The whole category came about because they had no one to write scripts during the strike.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (cA8Y5)

238 Col St #12 just beat Memphis #5

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (gbOdA)

239 Moisture brought down a billion-dollar bomber.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (wNl7U)

So that's why the Russian military has been stocking up on washing machines..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (iwhil)

240
What price will the Hilaria Baldwin Dead Pool open at? You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.

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It will be an accident. Like before.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (uz6ub)

241 Kim Basinger has crippling anxiety and has become quite a recluse because of it. She has deep fear of being in public.
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Smelling of fish can do that to a woman.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (Hpgos)

242 "Johnny, what do you make of this Heathrow fire?"
Posted by: Anna Puma

I can make a hat, or a broach or a pterodactyl.

Posted by: Johnny at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (M0V4/)

243 "the pitot tubes went out of calibration on one plane, freaked out the flight software"

There have been a lot of crashes caused by sensor failures, pitot tubes and AoAs, despite (or because of) the effort in software to mitigate them. I say: why not use reliable sensors in the first place? How damned hard is it to design a failsafe pitot and AoA sensor? These are dead-simple devices.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (5ACBR)

244 He's an ass.

So probably.

I do my best to find this middle ground between my innate, puppyish look for approval from him and outright disdain. I think I pulled it off last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

SNORT

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (MGB5H)

245 You know a lot of housewives and gay men would watch some sort of reality show/challenge show with Hillary Baldwin, Meghan Markle, Amber Heard and Jada Smith. Only one can emerge as the victor. Or something.

I'd find it fascinating in the same way I find serial killers fascinating, but from a safe distance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (v2VfP)

246 You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.
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LMAO
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 21, 2025 04:11 PM (i24o9)

It's just like heroin. Don't look at that drug addict on the street, and see him as a weak soul. No, if you'd tried heroin, you'd be just like him.

I only killed my first wife. The second one escaped. I stay single now, not because I don't like the thought of watching the life drain out of her sweet sweet eyes, but because somehow it seems wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

247 Agnetha Fältskog was the blond lead Abba singer married to Björn Kristian Ulvaeus (played guitar and wrote-cowrote most of Abba's hits with the piano player dude).

Their kids are Linda Elin Ulvaeus (born 23 February 1973), and Peter Christian Ulvaeus (born 4 December 1977) according to wiki. Separated in 1979 and divorce a year later or so.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)

248 232 i was disappointed to find out that "storage wars" wasn't real. also that the limu emu wasn't really wearing that tshirt
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

Next you will be telling me Arnold did not have a paper route.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (gbOdA)

249 I think their disagreement was an acting routine to promote their new show. although they both seem like narcissistic people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (qKlxn)

250 re 230: there is a "family guy" episode where brian the dog wins the woman, who of course - spoiler alert - can't convince him after it's over that it's fake.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (CWTWj)

251 248 Next you will be telling me Arnold did not have a paper route.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (gbOdA)

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But was it a tumor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

252 > I'm with Elric, the future is drones. U.S. military procurement is so screwed up. Better to start over.
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The investment in people, pilots and crew, has prohibited the US from pursuing drones as aggressively as some other countries. The "Loyal Wingman" program; pairing unmanned aircraft with a piloted one, to increase the capabilities, awareness, etc. is an interesting concept.

But the US isn't removing the pilot(s) from their warplanes anytime soon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (Q4IgG)

253
LOL

/looking at radar

"He's all over the place. Nine hundred feet. Thirteen hundred feet. What an asshole."

Great film.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (kBHKH)

254 Is it still on? I liked that every one getting arrested were wearing Tee Shirts. Dirty ones, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (Hpgos)

I think it got cancelled due to George Floyd.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (iwhil)

255
All reality shows are scripted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Really, watch a series on Netflix (if you have it) called UnReal. I promise it's very well written and funny and weird af.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (lCaJd)

256 If I remember correctly, they divorced shortly afterwards.

The only marriages that have worked have been some from The Bachelorette.

(Dolley has been into the show for a long time.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)


Yup.
They had advertised that the minister was a real dude so I guess the marriage was technically legal but the divorce was a given.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (W/lyH)

257 TLC has had multiple hits through the years with reality shows where the wife berates and undermines the husband on camera. Their demo seems to enjoy that angle.
Posted by: brak

There was an ad on TV many years ago where a husband and wife were looking to buy a house and were touring a house that their female real-estate agent (named Suzanne) had picked out. The husband expressed some criticisms of the house, and the wife lit into him. "Suzanne researched this!" she admonishes him.

'Cause all men are totes dolts.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

258 That happens to me with Ralph Fiennes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I can see that.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:21 PM (ctrM5)

259 Rebecca Furgeson is apparently the kid of one of the ABBA singers. She's on one of their album covers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Daughter of the lady who helped translate their second album (Waterloo) into English.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:21 PM (ExV1e)

260 They deserve each other. Her fake Spanglish and his mean, evil spirit. Their children will forevermore be stupid, no doubt.

I guess he was wowed by her bendy yoga, too, as well as her accent. Good.

I note his eyebags are still there but deflated flaps, like he put a needle and syringe in each one for the event, and pulled the air and fluid out.

Never liked him. Now refuse to watch a movie with him. Or Blake UnLively and her Ferret Faced husband, that faggot. The list goes on including Jane Fonda, Striesand, and others. It is long.

I am not remembering names because I try to block them out of my brain. But when I see the names I block the movie and voila, my own protest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2025 04:21 PM (6PCLE)

261
nood
noood

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:22 PM (kBHKH)

262 4 Huts.... Skipper and Gilligans, Mary Anne and Ginger, Howells, and the Professor... who needed the private hut to boink Ginger and Mary Anne...

Which is why that Genius could never figure out how to get off the Island.
Posted by: Romeo13

How could I forget The Professor!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:15 PM (kBHKH)

The very early Gilligan Island theme didn't mention the professor and Mary Ann. I think the last lyric was "And all the rest.." or "the others.." something like that.

Posted by: InZona at March 21, 2025 04:22 PM (qz1Fg)

263 253
LOL

/looking at radar

"He's all over the place. Nine hundred feet. Thirteen hundred feet. What an asshole."

Great film.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (kBHKH)

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I also greatly enjoy Airplane II.

I once wrote a movie post about how the franchise should have gone though:

Airplane II shouldn't have been more airplane joke (heightened with space) but should have moved to another disaster subgenre.

Ted Stryker gets hired by the airline and gets a corporate job: Airplane II: The Towering Inferno

Ted Stryker tries to take a cruise to get away from it all: Airplane III: The Poseidon Adventure

Ted Stryker tries to get away from everything: Airplane IV: Twister

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

264 Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 04:14 PM (kBHKH)

US Aid funding for a foreign airport?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (QAkQ3)

Pretty sure it was a joke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

265 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 21, 2025 04:22 PM (GYt5+)

266
If I remember correctly, they divorced shortly afterwards.

The only marriages that have worked have been some from The Bachelorette.

(Dolley has been into the show for a long time.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 04:17 PM

I used to watch those but they all became woke. All of my friends did too and we'd have to discuss it after the show.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2025 04:23 PM (v2VfP)

267 There is an Air disaster or Mayday show on the crash.

The plane had been left out on the tarmac overnight and it rained. Next morning during pre-flights, several of the pitot tubes were out of calibration. Contractor came in and reset them. B-2 starts all the pre-flight and one point the pilots are commanded to turn on Pitot Tube Heat.

B-2 takes off and starts banking left. The heating of the pitot tubes had taken care of the moisture and knocked them out of calibration again. The flight computers were taking data from those affected pitot tubes, and ka-boom.

No more billion-dollar bomber. And the thing is, the fix to the moisture problem had been cured on a previous deployment to Guam but it had never been formalized, and this crew and technician did not know of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2025 04:23 PM (wNl7U)

268 Reality show reality = CNN reality

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 21, 2025 04:24 PM (L/fGl)

269 new thread, quick hits, featuring alex baldwin and hilairiaas afterwards

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2025 04:24 PM (CWTWj)

270 There have been a lot of crashes caused by sensor failures, pitot tubes and AoAs, despite (or because of) the effort in software to mitigate them. I say: why not use reliable sensors in the first place? How damned hard is it to design a failsafe pitot and AoA sensor? These are dead-simple devices.
Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 04:19 PM (5ACBR)

We must overcome the requirement that the pilots be people unqualified for the job because they are politically significant. -- plane manufacturers

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 04:26 PM (ExV1e)

271 So Boeing has the F-47...hmmm. Let's see: 737Max, Starliner, X-32 competition loss.

I'm skeptical.

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2025 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

272 'Cause all men are totes dolts.
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

in 1989 I was getting a house built in Denver... I was a Full Time Dad, with 8 year old Twins.

Went in to pick out paint and carpets and such... with the kids (so they could have input on their rooms)... got all done, and the Lady asked 'when is your wife coming into approve this'.

When my 8 year old daughter responded 'oh shit'... well it was the only thing that made me not loose my temper...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 04:27 PM (QAkQ3)

273
Trump fired the guy at the FAA who keeps the power on at Heathrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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That fey dude in Airplane?
Posted by: whig

Johnny!

https://youtu.be/g_rWja1Xiu8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2025 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

274 Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2025 04:16 PM (/U5Yz)

It's awesone how you been

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 04:30 PM (YM17H)

275 You know what's funny about the Ingalls' domicile?

It was just 1 room. It was literally a 1-room wood shed, and the kids slept in the "loft."

That's wild.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 21, 2025 04:31 PM (D0HYP)

276 retty much have to. Either US leaves making big planes to the less friendly by the day Euros via Airbus or we fix Boeing. US should have never let the defense contractors nor big plane providers converge into a monopoly situation.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

The last trillion-dollar boondoggle went to Lockheed, so in the interests of fairness the next trillion-dollar boondoggle has to go to Boeing.
Posted by: Pentagon Spokesman at March 21, 2025 04:05 PM (iwhil)

I read a book on the issues in the USSR's defense and that exact issue was brought out as a major clue that things were going poorly there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 04:33 PM (n7h9X)

277 Didn't Trump say that Boeing was to build the F-47?
There should be a clean up your act clause.
There must be a clean up clause, Trump wouldn't allow DEI to build his new fighter plane.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2025 04:40 PM (LdsRU)

278 > I'm with Elric, the future is drones. U.S. military procurement is so screwed up. Better to start over.
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The investment in people, pilots and crew, has prohibited the US from pursuing drones as aggressively as some other countries. The "Loyal Wingman" program; pairing unmanned aircraft with a piloted one, to increase the capabilities, awareness, etc. is an interesting concept.

But the US isn't removing the pilot(s) from their warplanes anytime soon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2025 04:20 PM (Q4IgG)

The first rule of warfare is nothing goes totally out of service. We still have dudes with spears serving (bayonettes on rifles.) Drones help with observing the field pretty well. Russian anti air took out a lot once they had some experience with them, leading to hardening them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 04:42 PM (n7h9X)

279 You know what's funny about the Ingalls' domicile?

It was just 1 room. It was literally a 1-room wood shed, and the kids slept in the "loft."

That's wild.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 21, 2025 04:31 PM (D0HYP)

In touring old houses in the US over the years a lot of them grew by attachment. A small cabinish building, then you add on a larger building, additional kitchen and the first house becomes a storage area, then a 2 story area goes on that.

It depended on what you could get in the area as it grew up around you.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 04:47 PM (n7h9X)

280 Somebody spread their legs for America.

Would you go all the way for America?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at March 21, 2025 04:59 PM (WYjo5)

281 It’s not “muher,” it’s “bruja”

Posted by: By any other name at March 21, 2025 07:08 PM (ShX6p)

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