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What are we going to do about the Baby Hippo Crisis?

Corgis are potato-shaped babies.

Another dog enjoying the playground.

Cone Bros.

A dog raised by cats has a feline personality.

A woman made a shelter for unhoused cats.

Cat brings her kitten to lay with the human baby.

Capybaras enjoy their luxurious spa.

When you see your chance, take it.

An okapi, or "forest giraffe." Looks like a mix of three different animals.


The okapi, often called the "forest giraffe" or "zebra giraffe," is frequently mistaken for a cross between a zebra and a giraffe, but it's actually the only living relative of the giraffe

Dog enjoys a toy.

Little dog tries to herd big birds.

Rescuing a poor sweet dog abandoned by its owners in the middle of a storm.

All great public works and innovations are powered by, at root, beaver.


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1 Baby Hippo is a Leg Man.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:36 PM (npXNI)

2 That is a very bitey baby hippo.

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2025 07:36 PM (pZEOD)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:36 PM (VNX3d)

4 Hey, baby hippos gotta eat, too!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2025 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

5 NY Post on security being yanked from Hunter and Ashley Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/53pwszb8

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2025 07:38 PM (pZEOD)

6 >>>A woman made a shelter for unhoused cats.

lol. aka stray cats. aka feral cats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2025 07:39 PM (klJTj)

7 What are we going to do about the Baby Hippo Crisis?



Give everyone a baby water puppy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 07:39 PM (BLpWt)

8 All great public works and innovations are powered by, at root, beaver.


This is true on many levels.

Lack of beaver works too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 07:41 PM (Aqu9a)

9 Forest Zebra looks like it would beg you to euthanize it.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:41 PM (npXNI)

10
Baby Hippo totally ignores the safety boot and goes right for the bare flesh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:42 PM (Y2nZm)

11 The sooner we punt that pigmy, the longer we live. F that turd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2025 07:44 PM (mlg/3)

12 The forest giraffe looks like it was thrown together with spare parts from other animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:44 PM (LkLld)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2025 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

14 >>>A woman made a shelter for unhoused cats.

lol. aka stray cats. aka feral cats.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2025 07:39 PM (klJTj)

Much obliged, ma'am.

Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 17, 2025 07:44 PM (Aqu9a)

15 >>>An okapi, or "forest giraffe." Looks like a mix of three different animals.

Looks like it's half zebra and half hyena. It does look goofy enough to have a third something or another in there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2025 07:47 PM (klJTj)

16 What does grilled hippo taste like anyway?

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2025 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

17 An okapi, or "forest giraffe." Looks like a mix of three different animals.

======

It's no ManBearPig

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2025 07:49 PM (8AONa)

18 That last Vid is great.

I had a Lab that insisted you hold her paw while you were driving. It was pretty cute.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (npXNI)

19 Ashley and Hunter no longer have SS protection. Huntie had 18 agents on vacation in South Africa.

Posted by: Long night...lifted at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (2NXcZ)

20 Skip, I guess it tastes like a meat scented candle.

Hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (j6NlC)

21 Our velocirapor, Heidi, looks just like the German Shepherd doing zoomies with the toddler. In fact, she was do those types of zoomies while I was on a video conference. Thank goodness for noises reduction headsets.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (dJimA)

22 willowed:

I've been hitting this point so much I should get a hat tip.
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts


OK. If you're tall, wear a stetson; not so tall, wear a beret.

Posted by: Adriane the Chapeau Critic . . . at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (tcomi)

23
The forest giraffe looks like it was thrown together with spare parts from other animals.
Posted by: JackStraw

=============

They've got a couple of those at the San Diego Zoo. I can't imagine seeing them just happening around in the wild, they're so, I don't know, dressed up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:51 PM (Y2nZm)

24 >>>All great public works and innovations are powered by, at root, beaver.

Nice mask, dipshit. Hope you didn't get sick all by yourself in front of the camera.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2025 07:51 PM (klJTj)

25 A woman made a shelter for unhoused cats.

I'm sure you meant cats experiencing homelessness.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2025 07:53 PM (xCA6C)

26 That penguin is having a spaz attack.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2025 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

27 Forest giraffe is a prototype fail.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 07:53 PM (j6NlC)

28 Trump is approaching the point where he will simply declare, accurately, that the lower courts are not co-equal to the presidency, only the Supreme Court is, and if the Supreme Court does not reign in its out-of-control left wing usurper judges, it will just stop obeying the courts start up the helicopters, period.
===

FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 07:54 PM (RIvkX)

29 A woman made a shelter for unhoused cats.
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Most single women over the age of 55 do that, don't they?

Posted by: Crusader at March 17, 2025 07:54 PM (TN0g+)

30 >>They've got a couple of those at the San Diego Zoo. I can't imagine seeing them just happening around in the wild, they're so, I don't know, dressed up.

I've never heard of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:54 PM (LkLld)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 07:54 PM (RIvkX)

32 Ten days till baseball.

Posted by: Accomack at March 17, 2025 07:55 PM (4qMiv)

33 >>>Tree kangaroo and her tiny baby

omg. That woman's voice. The roo is never going to come out of the pouch if she keeps that up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2025 07:55 PM (klJTj)

34 SanFranpsycho, hope the Mrs. is feeling better. Hate the thought of you having to anymore veggie patties.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 07:55 PM (j6NlC)

35 >>The roo is never going to come out of the pouch if she keeps that up.


The Baby Roo is named: Cuoto.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:56 PM (npXNI)

36 Tree kangaroos are kangaroos that live in trees. Literally.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 07:57 PM (RIvkX)

37 My sister bit a hippo once.

Posted by: Rejected Lume Scents at March 17, 2025 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

38 Little old lady got mutilated late last night

Hippos of London.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 07:57 PM (0HaGk)

39 Michael Moore's Jockstrap
Midsummer Dumpster
Abandoned Refrigerator

Posted by: More Rejected Lume Scents at March 17, 2025 07:59 PM (PiwSw)

40 Mama Okapi says okay, simmer down now.

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2025 07:59 PM (pRpzT)

41 Little old lady got mutilated late last night
-------------
Her hair was perfect...

Posted by: Crusader at March 17, 2025 07:59 PM (TN0g+)

42 I learned one thing in Kenya. "Don't get between the water and hippos." If they decide they want to take a dip, they don't go around you, they go through you.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2025 07:59 PM (kl2HA)

43
I've never heard of them.
Posted by: JackStraw

==========

I've heard of them because I used to go to the San Diego Zoo a lot. Okapis and gariels are the ones I learned that stuck.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:59 PM (Y2nZm)

44 shelter for unhoused cats.


Good to see that Asian cat ladies are at least productive.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2025 08:01 PM (sAmhv)

45 Thanks Ben Had she woke up after 36 hours unconscious and made hamentashen so all good. She is putting the finishing touches on the corned beef now.

When she is down the whole system comes apart. I have learned helplessness.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 08:02 PM (RIvkX)

46 Everything I ever wanted to know about hippos I learned from watching " The Snows of Kilimanjaro".

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 08:03 PM (j6NlC)

47 I thought hippos were very aggressive creatures and will attack humans unprovoked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 08:03 PM (RIvkX)

48 Scratching a penguin frequently results in lacerations and infection when the unpredictable beast suddenly turns and attacks it's benefactor. Extreme caution is advised when handling this mephitic menace. Penguin Scratch Fever is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 17, 2025 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

49 >>I learned one thing in Kenya. "Don't get between the water and hippos." If they decide they want to take a dip, they don't go around you, they go through you.

I've been on a few game drives in South Africa. It's so different seeing animals behavior in their natural environment instead of a zoo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 08:04 PM (LkLld)

50 I learned one thing in Kenya. "Don't get between the water and hippos." If they decide they want to take a dip, they don't go around you, they go through you.
Posted by: JuJuBee
......

It's like getting between Michelle and a tamale.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2025 08:05 PM (v0R5T)

51 I learned one thing in Kenya. "Don't get between the water and hippos." If they decide they want to take a dip, they don't go around you, they go through you.

I've been on a few game drives in South Africa. It's so different seeing animals behavior in their natural environment instead of a zoo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 08:04 PM (LkLld)

I know my limits. The closest I want to get to African wildlife is the movie "Hatari!".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 08:06 PM (VNX3d)

52 What is a mile long and has an asshole every 3 feet?

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 17, 2025 08:07 PM (sJHOI)

53 "Okapi" were designed by the same committee of three designers that brought us the Pontiac Aztek. None of them was privy to the work of the other two. It's obvious.

Posted by: Debunker In Chief at March 17, 2025 08:07 PM (G5+As)

54 It's like getting between Michelle and a tamale.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2025 08:05 PM (v0R5T

Like getting between Olberman and batshit.

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 17, 2025 08:09 PM (sJHOI)

55 52 What is a mile long and has an asshole every 3 feet?
Posted by: Otto Pen

Canal Street In Lower Manhattan?

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at March 17, 2025 08:09 PM (G5+As)

56 Trumpmas!
Again!

Every Day!

Not Tired, No, Not Even A Little Bit!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2025 08:10 PM (KGHic)

57 "Meanwhile, the Earthman Arthur Dent, to whom all this can be of only academic interest, as his only brother was long ago nibbled to death by an okapi, is about to be plunged into a real intergalactic war"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 08:10 PM (D7oie)

58 If we are sort of talking about animals, just got the call from the vet. My wee doggeh Billiecatdog has awoken from surgery and its recovering as we speak. Thank fuck.
I think I may have even said a wee prayer.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 17, 2025 08:11 PM (bgJ0E)

59 I thought hippos were very aggressive creatures and will attack humans unprovoked.

I think hippos are generally considered the 2nd most dangerous African animal after Cape Buffalo.

I have this weird memory from 20+ years ago of taking the kids to a zoo, probably Audubon in NOLA, where they had an audio tour thingie and the hippo had its own catchy little jingle that had the lines

(something something something)
do not let him alarm you
he is a vegetarian
and would not want to harm you

I was amazed at the utter bullsh*t they were trying to teach kids.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2025 08:12 PM (/y8xj)

60 What is a mile long and has an asshole every 3 feet?
Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 17, 2025 08:07 PM (sJHOI)

St. Paddy's day parade in Butte MT.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2025 08:12 PM (dJimA)

61 I thought hippos were very aggressive creatures and will attack humans unprovoked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


A grown hippo in the wild, yes. One that has been raised around humans daily? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:13 PM (BLpWt)

62 If we are sort of talking about animals, just got the call from the vet. My wee doggeh Billiecatdog has awoken from surgery and its recovering as we speak. Thank fuck.
I think I may have even said a wee prayer.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 17, 2025 08:11 PM (bgJ0E)

That's great news. Time to relax a little during recovery.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 08:13 PM (VNX3d)

63 NZFrank, Good news indeed. A raised glass for you and your good dog.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 08:13 PM (j6NlC)

64 What is a mile long and has an asshole every 3 feet?
Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 17, 2025 08:07 PM (sJHOI)

St Patrick's Day Parade

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 17, 2025 08:14 PM (sJHOI)

65
In astro-gnomonical news, today is the equilux, or as closest to it as we get for most everybody in the US. About 12 hours of daylight vs 12 hours of night. This occurs before the equinox because sunrise and sunset are defined with the upper limb of the sun just touches the horizon.

We are also in the window near the vernal equinox when the rate of change of daylight is the greatest. Here at ~35N latitude, that's 2:11 per day. Up in Alaska, it's over 6 minutes per day.

3 days until equinox and the start of astronomical spring.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

66 "What do crazy liberals and electric vehicles have in common? They both only function on Lithium"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 08:16 PM (D7oie)

67 Great news NZFrank!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2025 08:16 PM (KGHic)

68 >>I know my limits. The closest I want to get to African wildlife is the movie "Hatari!".

I didn't know this before my first trip but bull elephants have a period known as musth when their hormones spike and they are ready to breed. They protect their females and get very aggressive.

We were on one of those typical trucks with bench seats you always see in pictures of game drives. There were two German tourists behind us. We came upon a bull who was in musth and he got very angry. He would charge at us from behind the truck, trumpeting and throw dirt in the air with his trunk and the game warden would speed up and then slow and let the elephant catch up and he kept repeating it.

The Germans keep screaming MUST GO FASTER! GO NOW! They were terrified and the game warden and the rest of us were laughing our asses off.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 08:17 PM (LkLld)

69 Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. - Kat Timpf

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2025 08:17 PM (/U5Yz)

70 NZFrank 👍

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2025 08:18 PM (fwDg9)

71 A grown hippo in the wild, yes. One that has been raised around humans daily? Not so much.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:13 PM

Didn't the hippos that Pablo Escobar had at his home breed like crazy and there are hippos now in South America?

I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2025 08:18 PM (GMfeY)

72 I have fond memories of the escalators at Penn Station had to be closed because the parochial school boys couldn't hold their liquor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2025 08:19 PM (RIvkX)

73 Because of their good nature and affinity for humans, Penguin Therapy is becoming a popular treatment of choice for a whole raft of mental maladies and dysfunctions. Quite likely there are deviant individuals on this very blog that could profit from this therapy. It's wonderful that we live in these enlightened times, in the past these individuals would be institutionalized, given shock treatment, or needle lobotomized.

Posted by: Ready To Give My Awl at March 17, 2025 08:20 PM (G5+As)

74 Didn't the hippos that Pablo Escobar had at his home breed like crazy and there are hippos now in South America?

I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2025 08:18 PM (GMfeY)

I don't know if they have gone in and shot them all yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 08:20 PM (n7h9X)

75 A dog raised by cats has a feline personality.

He's got it worse than my friend's dog, who was brought in as a puppy when they already had an adult cat.

The only thing he does is fight that way..... roll over and use all four legs to attack. As opposed to "I'm a dog, screw legs, I have jaws."

Posted by: mikeski is sure you saw what he did there at March 17, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

76 That is so refreshing to deportations of terrorism adjacent aliens. How bizarre to think that someone would assume that was acceptable behavior. Also I'm probably okay removing federal funds from whatever college she was indoctrinating at m

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is it the moms or the dads that raise daughters to whore around? at March 17, 2025 08:20 PM (V0m8t)

77 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

Power just came back on in my neck of the woods. Kudos to the repair crews who have been working night and day to make this happen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2025 08:21 PM (cweKM)

78 The 1970s Toyota-manufactured Chevrolet Equilux pickup was a flop as it's reliability was rated 50/50.

Posted by: Questionable Facts at March 17, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

79 Didn't the hippos that Pablo Escobar had at his home breed like crazy and there are hippos now in South America?

I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2025 08:18 PM (GMfeY)


The Judges in Bogota decided they were endangered and they couldn't be killed.
They breed fast and eventually the Colombians will have lots of problems.
But not, notably, in Bogota

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 08:22 PM (D7oie)

80 astro-gnomonical news, today is the equilux, or as closest to it as we get for most everybody in the US. About 12 hours of daylight vs 12 hours of night. This occurs before the equinox because sunrise and sunset are defined with the upper limb of the sun just touches the horizon.
-

(gets out an egg)

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is it the moms or the dads that raise daughters to whore around? at March 17, 2025 08:22 PM (V0m8t)

81 Speaking of animals, a Moscow Mule becomes a Dublin Mule by adding a slice of nice green lime.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2025 08:22 PM (W/lyH)

82 I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Depending on which website's numbers you believe, about 5 to 15 times more people are killed by hippos than by lions.

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

83 Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 17, 2025 08:11 PM

Great news about the doggo!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2025 08:24 PM (Wnv9h)

84 Didn't the hippos that Pablo Escobar had at his home breed like crazy and there are hippos now in South America?

I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Yes. And they are. And Pablo's weren't handled daily. They were more to just look at.
Look up Fiona's story. She is a true water puppy.
Born early. Handled by people since she was born.
Cincinnati Zoo

https://tinyurl.com/3j49hn79

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:25 PM (BLpWt)

85 >>Didn't the hippos that Pablo Escobar had at his home breed like crazy and there are hippos now in South America?


He probably imported the Candiru fish too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2025 08:25 PM (/U5Yz)

86 72 I have fond memories of the escalators at Penn Station had to be closed because the parochial school boys couldn't hold their liquor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Yes, after the parade the underage drinkers from the suburbs would throw up on the Metro North, PATH trains, New Jersey Transit Buses, Liberty Lines, The A train to 207th St, etc.

Posted by: Riverdale Refugee at March 17, 2025 08:25 PM (G5+As)

87 OK. If you're tall, wear a stetson; not so tall, wear a beret.
Posted by: Adriane the Chapeau Critic . . . at March 17, 2025 07:50 PM (tcomi)

I must say, there is a certain je ne sais quoi about short men with top hats. It exudes confidence.

Though, for an all purpose hat, go with a nice tweed flat cap.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 08:30 PM (9DiZn)

88
The Smelly Chick will be undocking from the space station a little after midnight tonight.

If you're interested NASA+ will be streaming that. The hatch closing starts about 10:45PM EDT, and the undocking around 12:45AM.

She will start her de-orbit burn around 5:00 PM EST tomorrow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

89 Rocket Lab - Electron - High Five - LS-1 - Mähia Peninsula, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Scheduled for Mar 17, 2025 Eastern
Launch Date: March 18, 2025 NZ time
Launch Time: 9:31 PM ET, 14:31 NZDT, 0131 UTC, 02:31 CET
Check times onsite in case I boobed

https://www.youtube.com/live/2CC5_hmqH44
_____

NASA/SpaceX - SpaceX Crew-9 - Undocking International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Scheduled for Mar 17-18, 2025
Undocking coverage for NASA’s SpaceX Crew-9 return to Earth from the International Space Station. Undocking is scheduled at 1:05 a.m., 0505 UTC, 0605 CET.

https://www.youtube.com/live/uEVGE2Az_i8

Check times onsite in case I boobed

Posted by: Ciampino - Tonight's the Night at March 17, 2025 08:30 PM (KjLnc)

90 82 I was told hippos are really dangerous and mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Depending on which website's numbers you believe, about 5 to 15 times more people are killed by hippos than by lions.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY

More people are killed by blender accidents than Hippos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:32 PM (rJ7Hd)

91 I thought hippos were very aggressive creatures and will attack humans unprovoked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A grown hippo in the wild, yes. One that has been raised around humans daily? Not so much.
Posted by: rickb223


Once he's big enough, I bet he'll be a problem.

Africa stayed hunter-gatherer because there were no animals that could be domesticated, except donkeys in the far northeast, and housecats, to the extent you can call even the modern ones "domesticated."

Zebras don't take to saddles like horses. Wildebeest ain't cattle. They didn't have a draft animal anywhere to start large-scale farming with.

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

92 32 Ten days till baseball.
Posted by: Accomack at March 17, 2025 07:55 PM (4qMiv)

I'm a life-long White Sox fan, so this isn't really good news.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 08:33 PM (9DiZn)

93 The Smelly Chick will be undocking from the space station a little after midnight tonight.

If you're interested NASA+ will be streaming that. The hatch closing starts about 10:45PM EDT, and the undocking around 12:45AM.

She will start her de-orbit burn around 5:00 PM EST tomorrow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

Here's hoping they let her inside the Dragon for the return to earth, instead of pushing her out the hatch.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 08:33 PM (VNX3d)

94 Not fair that Smelly Chick gets all the press. There's a guy, too, but no one knows his name or gives a crap about him.

Posted by: Lost In The Ozone at March 17, 2025 08:33 PM (G5+As)

95 If we are sort of talking about animals, just got the call from the vet. My wee doggeh Billiecatdog has awoken from surgery and its recovering as we speak. Thank fuck.
I think I may have even said a wee prayer.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 17, 2025 08:11 PM


So glad to hear that, Frank.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 08:34 PM (mH6SG)

96 I bet space chick hasn't shaved in a long time. Probably sporting a 60s jungle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (rJ7Hd)

97 Was it the White Sox that had the worst season ever, last year?

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (0HaGk)

98 Not fair that Smelly Chick gets all the press. There's a guy, too, but no one knows his name or gives a crap about him.

Smelly Girl Power!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (mH6SG)

99 More people are killed by blender accidents than Hippos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Are blender accidents more or less common than disposal accindents?

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

100 >>>What are we going to do about the Baby Hippo Crisis?

Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2025 08:36 PM (i24o9)

101 99 More people are killed by blender accidents than Hippos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Are blender accidents more or less common than disposal accindents?
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

Actually, more people die from toilet accidents than disposal accidents.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:36 PM (rJ7Hd)

102 I guess it tastes like a meat scented candle.



Get yours from Gwyneth before they're all gone!

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 08:37 PM (NMT5x)

103 >> There's a guy, too, but no one knows his name or gives a crap about him.

Butch Wilmore. He and Sunni were supposed to be there for a 1-week stint testing out the Space Edsel, but it turned out to be 9 months.

Two others will be on the Dragon 9 return, Nick Hague, and a Rooskie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

104 The Maasai, in Kenya and environs have been cattlemen for hundreds of years. Don't know how they figured it out, but they did.

Posted by: Cattle Annie and Little Britches at March 17, 2025 08:38 PM (G5+As)

105 so I hear Trump's no fly hearing ended in a draw?

Posted by: Don Black, Keeper of the Okapi at March 17, 2025 08:38 PM (AOsQT)

106 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 08:39 PM (j6NlC)

107 >>>Rescuing a poor sweet dog abandoned by its owners in the middle of a storm.

No commentary to Ace, but I hate the people that take these videos. You got time to set up a photo shoot while the supposedly suffering animal has to suffer a bit more for your performative preening?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2025 08:40 PM (i24o9)

108 Butch Wilmore. He and Sunni were supposed to be there for a 1-week stint testing out the Space Edsel, but it turned out to be 9 months.
Posted by: publius


Did I leave the iron on, or not?

Posted by: Sunni, every day for 9 months at March 17, 2025 08:40 PM (DgGvY)

109 "Africa stayed hunter-gatherer because there were no animals that could be domesticated, except donkeys in the far northeast, and housecats, to the extent you can call even the modern ones "domesticated."

What about camels?

Posted by: Questionable Facts at March 17, 2025 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

110 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 08:40 PM (LkLld)

111 The Gaza ceasefire is over. Israel is back to kicking ass.

https://tinyurl.com/byvjczvh

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 08:41 PM (paSBy)

112 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had

And a dance, I think.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 17, 2025 08:41 PM (ftFVW)

113
110 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 08:40 PM (LkLld)


Dramatically, I would imagine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

114 White Sox can't possibly be that bad again. At least you play in a major league stadium.

Posted by: Accomack at March 17, 2025 08:42 PM (4qMiv)

115 106 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had

And a groovy dance all the kids are doing.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at March 17, 2025 08:43 PM (G5+As)

116 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had


Ankole-Watusi. Six foot horns. Huge.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:44 PM (BLpWt)

117 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?


Avocados and gunpowder?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 08:44 PM (mH6SG)

118 In space, no one can smell your stink.

Posted by: Lune at March 17, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

119 Meade Lux, the hamassholes have armed their recently received foot soldiers, have been planting IED's and formed up for another attack on Israel. Look up, asshole. See the drone? The drone sees you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 08:45 PM (j6NlC)

120 117 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?


Avocados and gunpowder?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 08:44 PM (mH6SG)


That's how you celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:45 PM (17l0u)

121 Do you think the space hitchhikers had sex?

I'm mean, it had to be pretty boring up there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:46 PM (17l0u)

122 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?

Posted by: JackStraw

Just a little at a time.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 17, 2025 08:46 PM (ftFVW)

123 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had

And a groovy dance all the kids are doing.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at March 17, 2025 08:43 PM (G5+As)

The Polka?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2025 08:46 PM (i24o9)

124 rickb223, all fences for Watusi have to be at least 8 ft tall. Looks more like a prison than holding pens.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 08:47 PM (j6NlC)

125 In space, no one can smell your stink.
Posted by: Lune


Fart in your spacesuit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:47 PM (BLpWt)

126 97 Was it the White Sox that had the worst season ever, last year?
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (0HaGk)

Yep. In the 149 seasons that have been played by the major leagues, no team ever has been as dismal as the White Sox were last year.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 08:48 PM (9DiZn)

127
Yep. In the 149 seasons that have been played by the major leagues, no team ever has been as dismal as the White Sox were last year.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 08:48 PM (9DiZn

Well, it can't get any worse!

Wait....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:49 PM (17l0u)

128
She will start her de-orbit burn around 5:00 PM EST tomorrow

She might want to wait a couple of days and just use a razor. Lower risk.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 17, 2025 08:49 PM (99t1i)

129 Fart in your spacesuit.

You will feel better for it! And so will your crew! Wait, wut?

Posted by: Zombie Chairman Mao at March 17, 2025 08:49 PM (mH6SG)

130 Fart in your spacesuit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 08:47 PM (BLpWt)

If you dose yourself with the right experimental rocket fuel (a la the Saturday ONT joke), and get the entire ISS crew to fart in the same direction at the same time, they could ride it down to earth on fart power.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 08:53 PM (VNX3d)

131 I bet space chick hasn't shaved in a long time. Probably sporting a 60s jungle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:35 PM (rJ7Hd)


She's had time to make dreads

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 08:53 PM (NMT5x)

132 that snizz must reek like the rotted carcass of a whale that was beached 9 months ago

Posted by: Don Black, Keeper of the Okapi at March 17, 2025 08:54 PM (AOsQT)

133 On a more serious note, I pray that the Smelly Twins and their escorts make it home safely.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 08:54 PM (mH6SG)

134 1 Do you think the space hitchhikers had sex?

I'm mean, it had to be pretty boring up there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wonder if The Weekly Reader gets delivered up there.

Posted by: Scholastic News at March 17, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As)

135 Space Snizz. The Final Frontier

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 08:56 PM (17l0u)

136
Posted by: More Rejected Lume Scents



Dr. Shannon Klingman
Fani's Fartclam
Suni's Spacesuit

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 08:56 PM (NMT5x)

137 The Maasai, in Kenya and environs have been cattlemen for hundreds of years. Don't know how they figured it out, but they did.
Posted by: Cattle Annie and Little Britches

The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had


Wiki, about the watusi cattle:
It was probably introduced to Uganda between five and seven hundred years ago by nomadic pastoralists from more northerly parts of the continent.

So, brought in from the northeast part of Africa quite recently. Not the sort of animals stone-age Africans had to work with.

Maasai, the same. Herders for about the last 400+ years.

Europeans and Mideasterners have been farming for 5000-7000 years. Mostly because they had animals that took well to domestication. Cattle, horses, sheep, goats. Even hogs are easier to domesticate than most of what Africa had to work with.

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY)

138 I'll be the bad guy and write what everyone is thinking. Skin and stuff that baby hippo and you'll have a perfect ottoman.

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2025 09:03 PM (aBgBM)

139 Space Station would be less boring with a Moo Deng on board.

Posted by: First Hippo In Orbit at March 17, 2025 09:03 PM (G5+As)

140 don't cross the snizz horizon and fall into a black snizz

nothing but trouble there

Posted by: Don Black, Keeper of the Okapi at March 17, 2025 09:03 PM (AOsQT)

141 Okapi wasn't known to the White Man until the early years of the twentieth century.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 17, 2025 09:04 PM (aPAJQ)

142 I saw a sci-fi movie called Red Planet, and their spaceship had a shower
Carrie Ann Moss was in it

Posted by: Don Black, Keeper of the Okapi at March 17, 2025 09:05 PM (AOsQT)

143 Okapi wasn't known to the White Man until the early years of the twentieth century.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


That because the Masai called them Chupacabra.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (BLpWt)

144 Unconfirmed report that Iran's most advanced spy ship, Zagros, has been sunk in the Red Sea.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4x3zww

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (paSBy)

145 It's quiet in here...too quiet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

146 Okapi wasn't known to the White Man until the early years of the twentieth century.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


And now that they're known, our only question is: "Why?"

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

147 Okapi wasn't known to the White Man until the early years of the twentieth century.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

And now that they're known, our only question is: "Why?"
Posted by: mikeski


God had leftover animal parts on the African continent. Same with the platypus in Australia.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 09:10 PM (BLpWt)

148 It's quiet in here...too quiet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


We're hunting twee kangawoos.

Or maybe even fowah or five of them. Heheheheheh.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at March 17, 2025 09:10 PM (DgGvY)

149 123 The Watusi have a breed of cattle named after them.
Posted by: Ben Had

And a groovy dance all the kids are doing.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at March 17, 2025 08:43 PM (G5+As)

The Polka?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2025 08:46 PM (i24o9)

Lam Bahta.... its the forbidden dance... /nods...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2025 09:12 PM (QAkQ3)

150 145 It's quiet in here...too quiet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

I'll take that as an invitation to play the bagpipes.

http://tiny.cc/naqd001

Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 09:12 PM (9DiZn)

151 91 I thought hippos were very aggressive creatures and will attack humans unprovoked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

______________________________

Sort of like what happens if you walk around a Democrat Women's rally carrying a box of Cinnamon Buns.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2025 09:14 PM (dIske)

152 It's quiet in here...too quiet.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

https://youtu.be/n6fdjLLZE1w

Blanks....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 09:14 PM (VNX3d)

153 146 And now that they're known, our only question is: "Why?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2025 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

Don't ask me, ask Darwin.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 09:14 PM (9DiZn)

154
NASA actually tried out a zero-g on Skylab back in the '70s. It was a complicated contraption. Pressurized water through a shower-head nozzle. Then a tub with a vacuum system sucking the water out, with a centrifugal separator to sling the water out.

It worked, but it was such a complicated, time consuming thing to use the astronauts said it just wasn't worth it.

Sponge baths are what they use. And probably some ridiculously expensive space soap solutions and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 09:14 PM (w6EFb)

155 Maybe the only time a herd of cattle was used offensively in a war was in 1591 in Mali. The Battle of Tondibi pitted the invading army of Morocco against the Songhai tribe, the cattlemen. Songhai tried to stampede their 1,000 cattle herd toward the Moroccans, but the invaders shot their guns and cannons, and the cattle turned back on the Songhai. Defenders had no gunpowder weapons, so they were doomed.

Moroccans thought the Songhai had gold mines and gold wealth, but they had none, or very little.

Posted by: Cattle Futures And Past at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (G5+As)

156 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?

The Bass-o-Matic has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

157 5 NY Post on security being yanked from Hunter and Ashley Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/53pwszb8

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2025 07:38 PM (pZEOD)

What is the SOP on ex-presidents kids?

Posted by: easy the elder at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (QU+QE)

158 Early space exploration gave us Tang. Later space exploration gave us taint.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (j6NlC)

159 Polls Are Made for Strippers But I'm Pretty Sure This Stripper Is Really Into Me
—Ace


I started guffawing in front of my kids when I ready this...of course I declined to tell them what was so funny.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (EES2L)

160 @154 Rocket science ain't all it's cracked up to be.

An old timer called those PTA baths. Pits Tits and Ass

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 09:17 PM (NMT5x)

161 Ben Had for the win! Heh!

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 09:18 PM (NMT5x)

162 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?

The Bass-o-Matic has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

It's the poor man's woodchipper.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 09:19 PM (VNX3d)

163 Unconfirmed report that Iran's most advanced spy ship, Zagros, has been sunk in the Red Sea.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4x3zww
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (paSBy)

It would be ironic if the Houthis sunk it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 09:20 PM (VNX3d)

164
Skylab zero-g shower:
https://tinyurl.com/26sd4wer

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)

165 Someone forgot to put the drain plug in the Iranian boat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (17l0u)

166 One ding and one ding only, Ahmed.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (j6NlC)

167 "Earlier Monday, Mr. Trump’s so-called border czar, Tom Homan, made defiant remarks on television, indicating that the administration planned to continue such deportations despite the court’s order — an action that could pit one of the coequal branches of the government against another."



A low level district court IS NOT coequal to the Executive. Only Congress and the Supreme Court is.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (BLpWt)

168 The Judges in Bogota decided they were endangered and they couldn't be killed.
They breed fast and eventually the Colombians will have lots of problems.
But not, notably, in Bogota
Posted by: Kindltot

Riiiiight. S.F. has coyote problems, big time. Bogota will be overrun by hippos in due time.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

169 Evenin’, All.

Can’t say as I blame that li’l hippo for biting down on that bebooted female leg.

Posted by: Bulg at March 17, 2025 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

170 And probably some ridiculously expensive space soap solutions and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I was once given a sample of Space Booze that the Hungarians developed for their cosmonauts when Hungary was part of the East Bloc and had cosmonauts.

Palinka (brandy) in jellied form (because zero G) in a tube like toothpaste. It was the real thing, though-40% alcohol.

Posted by: Miklos, yeah, typical Hungarians at March 17, 2025 09:23 PM (I8gAO)

171 69 Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. - Kat Timpf
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2025 08:17 PM (/U5Yz)

Mia Love, former US Representative from Utah (R), has ended treatment for her brain cancer and is saying her goodbyes.

https://is.gd/JY8VGg

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 17, 2025 09:23 PM (TgY2S)

172 One ding and one ding only, Ahmed.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 09:22 PM (j6NlC)

One ding, Ahmed, NOT one dong, NOT one ding-dong!

And leave the goat alone!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 09:24 PM (VNX3d)

173 Early space exploration gave us Tang. Later space exploration gave us taint.

lol

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 09:25 PM (mH6SG)

174 Mia Love, former US Representative from Utah (R), has ended treatment for her brain cancer and is saying her goodbyes.

https://is.gd/JY8VGg
Posted by: Darrell Harris


😢

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 09:25 PM (BLpWt)

175 How the hell do you die in a blender accident?
Posted by: JackStraw

Almost got Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2025 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

176 It would be ironic if the Houthis sunk it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Hou?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 09:26 PM (cYBz/)

177
Mia Love, former US Representative from Utah (R), has ended treatment for her brain cancer and is saying her goodbyes.

https://is.gd/JY8VGg
Posted by: Darrell Harris

================

Sad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 09:26 PM (lCaJd)

178 Hey! Mullahs! Leave them goats alone!

Posted by: Pink Drone at March 17, 2025 09:28 PM (mH6SG)

179 Unconfirmed report that Iran's most advanced spy ship, Zagros, has been sunk in the Red Sea.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4x3zww
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 09:07 PM (paSBy)



The Israelis got it's phone number and paged it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 17, 2025 09:29 PM (NMT5x)

180 Mia Love, former US Representative from Utah (R), has ended treatment for her brain cancer and is saying her goodbyes.

Godspeed and God bless, Mia.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 09:32 PM (mH6SG)

181 The Kat Timpf and Mia Love stories are both sad, but at least Kat has hope?

Posted by: Bulg at March 17, 2025 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

182 Catherine Herridge
@C__Herridge
·
7h
Retired FBI agents with more than 120 years of combined experience told our investigation the legendary FBI Quantico Training Academy was dubbed the “Participation Academy” because of headquarters’ pressure to “push through” poorly performing candidates to meet DEI objectives.

Posted by: Don Black, Keeper of the Okapi at March 17, 2025 09:37 PM (AOsQT)

183 Open Source Intel on X says Gaza sources report widespread attacks by air, sea and ground.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 09:41 PM (paSBy)

184 Yep. In the 149 seasons that have been played by the major leagues, no team ever has been as dismal as the White Sox were last year.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2025 08:48 PM (9DiZn)


Bad enough to make you wish they were still taking bribes?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 09:42 PM (D7oie)

185
Retired FBI agents with more than 120 years of combined experience told our investigation the legendary FBI Quantico Training Academy was dubbed the “Participation Academy” because of headquarters’ pressure to “push through” poorly performing candidates to meet DEI objectives.
Posted by: Don Black

==================

So Kash is going to conduct reassessments of everyone from that period and keep, demote, or fire as appropriate, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 09:46 PM (lCaJd)

186
I would not be surprised if the Rooskies don't sneak some vodka onboard on the ISS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

187 I would not be surprised if the Rooskies don't sneak some vodka onboard on the ISS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 09:48 PM (w6EFb)


They do, it goes up in spare equipment and no one talks about it officially because you don't shut the Russians off from their vodka ration.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 09:51 PM (D7oie)

188 They do, it goes up in spare equipment and no one talks about it officially because you don't shut the Russians off from their vodka ration.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 09:51 PM (D7oie)

It's either send the vodka, or their pet bear. The vodka is safer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 09:53 PM (VNX3d)

189 Trump is approaching the point where he will simply declare, accurately, that the lower courts are not co-equal to the presidency, only the Supreme Court is, and if the Supreme Court does not reign in its out-of-control left wing usurper judges, it will just stop obeying the courts start up the helicopters, period.
===

If bunch of people wndering through the Capital can be acted upon as if it were an insurrection then what these district judges are doing is a full blown coup attempt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 17, 2025 09:53 PM (/lPRQ)

190 NOOD

But not the Irish!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2025 09:53 PM (Vqx30)

191
Heh, Kindltot, just reading. One of our guys, who went up the Russians on a Soyuz talked about how much vodka they "smuggled" aboard the ISS -- he helped. The Russians don't officially allow it, but they don't mind.

And another NASA astronaut indicated our guys brings some stuff up to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2025 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

192 Last call for the cafe. Drink up and tip your waitress.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tipping permitted at March 17, 2025 09:54 PM (h7Ym/)

193 The Possible sinking of the Zagros is a very thinly sourced story at this point. Lots of stories floating around; someone posted a video of some American warship being hit; turns out it was some freighter in 2016. It would be nice if it was taken out , but there’s got to be confirmation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2025 09:55 PM (T+ixL)

194 NOOD early DOOF

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414065

Posted by: mindful webworker - expectoration at March 17, 2025 09:56 PM (h7Ym/)

195 Abandoning an animal like that should be a capital offense. Society is better off without such monsters.

Posted by: Misanthropic at March 17, 2025 11:14 PM (5IdfT)

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