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You're Not Going to Believe This, But Democrats' Line of Attack on Trump Is Spreading Lies About Trump Cutting, Get This, Social Security
Wigged-out leftwing harridan Karen Tumulty got the lie-ball rolling:
Karen TumultyOh no! Cutting phone service! Seniors won't be able to get their checks! A Democrat congressmen pushes the lie along:
@ktumulty SCOOP: Social Security, facing pressure from DOGE, weighs big cuts to phone service. Agency considers ending phone program that helps with claims processing and is used by millions, by @hannah_natanson
The truth: Fraudsters use the phone lines to change the method of payment to seniors, sending their payments to their own accounts and stealing the money from the seniors (and also costing the government billions). Musk and Trump want to require in-person appearances to have money diverted from the old bank account to the new one, because foreign fraudsters in India and Niger and Russia obviously aren't going to walk into a US office to perpetrate their fraud.
Jared Moskowitz
@JaredEMoskowitz Okay, I've seen some all time boneheaded plays but this takes the cake. Seniors are already waiting hours on the phone for social security , and you're gonna cut more phone agents or push seniors to the internet or AI?
Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter Jared is lying to you. The big change is they are not going to allow you to alter your routing number over the phone because people are defrauding Social Security recipients by calling in and changing how they get their direct payments. That’s the change. It’s pathetic how these people lie to you.
You don't hate the media and the left enough. But I repeat myself.
Bonchie
@bonchieredstate The Trump administration stopped social security bank routing numbers from being changed over the phone (because it's so easy to commit fraud), and journalists rushed to claim seniors couldn't make claims anymore.
Some might suggest you can't hate the press enough.
Not just those programs!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 13, 2025
Democrats also use every other government money tool to attract and retain illegals, like unemployment insurance, disability insurance, tax rebates on nonexistent income, SBA loans, student loans, COVID payments, FEMA money for luxury hotels, etc, etc https://t.co/zRFt5Y52yT
Chuck Schumer 2010: we have to eliminate the waste, fraud and abuse from Medicare.
— Insurrection Barbie (@DefiyantlyFree) March 13, 2025
Wonder why he changed his mind? pic.twitter.com/X77vS06fuQ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 13, 2025 04:28 PM (a/dOO)
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Posted by: Urethra Franklin at March 13, 2025 04:30 PM (qUkBO)
A permanently appropriate response to any headline or quotation involving here.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 13, 2025 04:31 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 04:32 PM (TN0g+)
Trump won despite losing the over-65 crowd.
Contemplate that-- the 90s called, they want to know why you're still using the same lies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2025 04:32 PM (NwfFc)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:33 PM (0HaGk)
Ah, I guess that means you're going after AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Ayanna Presley, and Rashida Tlaib, right? RIGHT???
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2025 04:33 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2025 04:33 PM (W2Pud)
Stop a moment and give credit to Mayor Pete for being able to solve two arithmetic problems by seeing he didn't have the numbers that add up in Michigan to be nominated for guv, and a whole lot of globohomo dollars to rake in by running for Preznit and losing..
Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2025 04:33 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at March 13, 2025 04:30 PM (qUkBO)
A permanently appropriate response to any headline or quotation involving here.
Hold on, there. We need to establish if one can be a slut if nobody's interested in...doing things with her, or if a slut is just a frame of mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xCA6C)
Trump won despite losing the over-65 crowd.
Contemplate that-- the 90s called, they want to know why you're still using the same lies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2025 04:32 PM (NwfFc)
Because in some states, the over-65 crowd alive in the 1990s are still reliably voting for the Democrats to this day.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (e5NfL)
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I wish we'd win a few more seats so that we didn't have to sweat out the votes after the confirmation hearings. If we did, I'd assert that going forward the standard answer to Hirono's stupid question ("have you sexually assaulted or harrassed anyone?") should be pulled from the movie "Stripes": "No, but I'm willing to learn!"
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (npXNI)
The scam industry in headquartered in Nigeria, not Niger.
Nigeria is the mot populous country in Africa and is filled with English speakers because of the leftover British colonialist superior education system.
Niger is desert Muslim shithole where people can't even survive day-to-day, much less perpetrate international fraud.
Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
Gonna need more Hodgkinsons.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)
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They do this at banks, too.
SSN is a joke as PPI. It's effectively public with all the data leaks over the past 20 years.
If SSA were to require in person for any changes, I don't think it'd be a bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: An at March 13, 2025 04:35 PM (5TbUi)
>>Wonder why he changed his mind?
He joined HAMAS.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (e5NfL)
FFS. I just got resurrected from Net Neutrality.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: eleven
I know, right? It’s so much more fun to go sideways when we are all in the center.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (uCjyK)
Trump won despite losing the over-65 crowd.
Contemplate that-- the 90s called, they want to know why you're still using the same lies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2025 04:32 PM (NwfFc)
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We're in this weird spot. The most right wing generation right now seems to be...Gen-Z, followed by Gen-X.
The Boomers are far, far left in comparison.
"I can't wait for the olds to die!" has become one of the more ironic things the left says now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2025 04:37 PM (/6GbT)
Gonna push granny off a cliff!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Proven to work every time!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
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"Only if you're a pussy!"
-Paul ryan
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:37 PM (tT6L1)
The Boomers are far, far left in comparison.
"I can't wait for the olds to die!" has become one of the more ironic things the left says now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
They have yet to update their talking points to reflect the reality that the kids are drifting hard right.
But no worries! We will just bring in more immigrants to fix that problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 13, 2025 04:38 PM (uCjyK)
No, Mazie, that wasn't a compliment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:38 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Archimedes"
All there is out there is 2025 people.
It's incredibly unrewarding.
Have you met 2025 people???
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (0HaGk)
Trump should hold a press conference ad hoc and state:
"Congressman Jared Moskowitz is lying about Social Security. A bold faced lie. How do I know? Watch this. Congressman Moskowitz, I bet you $1 Million of my own money that you're lying. Ball's in your court."
Posted by: No context Joke Guy at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Chuck schumer at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (VqVNP)
Eventually got him on direct deposit. BTW, SSI amount is $625 a month. It actually is $925 a month but because he lives with his parents they deduct $300 because his housing is taken care of already.
It’s nice to know someone could just walk across the border and get set up with 5 times the amount my son is getting.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (3NiEn)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xCA6C)
Given some of the fossils in the Senate, you know there's a few Senators who think of her as a fresh young thing.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:39 PM (MGB5H)
But no worries! We will just bring in more immigrants to fix that problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 13, 2025 04:38 PM (uCjyK)
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"Kids will always love Democrats because we highlighted all the kids who loved Obama in 2008! Cut off all the kids dicks!"
-Democratic strategy to the youth for the past 16 years
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM (xTIDn)
Social Security again?!?!
Welp, the Dims certainly like sticking with the classics, don't they?
This is guarrantteed to trigger their LowIQ Voters.
Though to be fair, Miss Lindsay will be along in about 3 minutes to talk about how cutting SS is the best thing evah! And part of Trump's secret plan.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: pookysgirl, using her brain at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (Ic155)
Nothing.
No thing pisses me off more than fraud on old people.
This has GOT TO STOP.
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:33 PM (0HaGk)
I really wonder just how much fraud is random asshoes, and how much is hmm, known but ignored.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (Vqx30)
I responded back with , "Oh, you mean nazi salutes like this?" with pictures of Dems doing the exact same thing.
He got all prissy and such. Sigh, he is a very intelligent person except he is liberal.
I just bet he watches nothing but CNN and MSDNC and believes everything they say.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (bVLn/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 13, 2025 04:42 PM (6K6Eu)
Social Security again?!?!
Welp, the Dims certainly like sticking with the classics, don't they?
It's worked at least since 1964. Probably even longer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2025 04:42 PM (63Dwl)
Keep at it, Dems! Just keep losing and keep digging that hole deeper.
Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2025 04:42 PM (pMi6S)
I bet he watches neither and gets most of his exposure to News and Politics on X and TikTok.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 04:42 PM (npXNI)
I responded back with , "Oh, you mean nazi salutes like this?" with pictures of Dems doing the exact same thing.
He got all prissy and such. Sigh, he is a very intelligent person except he is liberal.
I just bet he watches nothing but CNN and MSDNC and believes everything they say.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 13, 2025 04:41 PM (WsJuq)
Ask him if he knows what Operation Mockingbird is.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM (Vqx30)
It seems odd to me that Mazie is always using that sexual assault question when her family for generations ran a Whore house.
Posted by: BruceWayne
She spent hours practicing the "Me love you long time!" line in front of her mirror, but sadly never had the opportunity to try it out IRL.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM (Vqx30)
What kind of country are we turning into? Oh,the humanity!
Posted by: Case at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM (xcRXq)
Kirsten Gillibrand is apparently freaking out, since she thinks that a government shutdown is just playing into Trump's hands.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM (xTIDn)
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During the Obamacare debate they were planning to move $200 billion out of Medicare and the Obama admin said taking out money was “shoring it up”, then from then on it that’s all the MSM said. It was an obvious lie but they still repeat it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (3NiEn)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (eb5mD)
Thanks to that Kaitlan Collins thread, I got to watching some of her X posts. One includes a clip of her interviewing a DOJ attorney who refused to give Mel Gibson his gun back despite a direct order, and she was literally escorted out a few hours later. Beautiful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (lCaJd)
Kirsten Gillibrand is apparently freaking out, since she thinks that a government shutdown is just playing into Trump's hands.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
Zero-based
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
Broken clock etc etc
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
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She's not wrong.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (6K6Eu)
Kirsten Gillibrand is apparently freaking out, since she thinks that a government shutdown is just playing into Trump's hands.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
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He should announce nothing. He should say that passing the CR will make him happy and Hamas sad.
And then, when the CR doesn't pass Friday night (they'll probably cave, but I can dream), he just quietly sends out Order 66 to all agency heads to RIF until further notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xCA6C)
Given some of the fossils in the Senate, you know there's a few Senators who think of her as a fresh young thing.
No yellow!
Posted by: Sen. Grassley at March 13, 2025 04:46 PM (xCA6C)
This is why they've gone balls to the wall trying to stop Trump. Impeachment, plandemic, lawfare, even trying to kill the man. Nothing was too extreme because failure to stop him wouldn't just knock down their house of cards, it would incinerate it. They failed to stop him.
They are well and truly fucked.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2025 04:46 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
I'd like something more effective than order 66. Have you seen how many jedi survived?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM
Heck, I did not even know what it was until I just looked it up. :-)
I am trying to keep things civil and light hearted with him. He and his wife just had their first kid. I am not the Uncle that will butt heads with him. They know where I stand.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (bVLn/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
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She's not wrong.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (6K6Eu)
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The funny thing is, no one remembers shutdowns.
I think the only one anyone really remembers is Obama's because it was the height of ridiculousness with the closed off natural park sites.
But, we've had, like, 6 since. No one remembers.
Hell, Trump shut down the government for a whole month in his first term (against Paul Ryan in the House because Ryan wouldn't fund the border wall), and...no one died. Also, Trump was still "playing the game" and didn't RIF the shit out of the government. I doubt he plays that again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (GBKbO)
Hirono needs to go back to her mom's whore house.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (mo/j9)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
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She's not wrong.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 13, 2025 04:45 PM (6K6Eu)
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this is why I believe the CR sets President Trump up for a win, no matter what Democrats do. Shut down government, fine and dandy and let's see who goes home, never to return. Fund government with a CR but don't specify funding levels for agencies...then the executive gets to make that decision.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (MGB5H)
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Well, there's Yoda. And Obi-wan. And this one and that one and the other and the other, and holy crap...did Darth Vader kill ANY jedi?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2025 04:43 PM (Vqx30)
Something about Tequila, isn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (jKiT3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (tT6L1)
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Oh, it's gonna be a much bigger win for Trump if the shutdown happens.
Much bigger.
He's going to fire a lot of people very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2025 04:44 PM (xTIDn)
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Giglibrand isn't as stupid as I thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (2VST1)
I do but I keep a sizeable reserve margin in case I need more.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (/HDaX)
Dennis Prager
Posted by: Skip i at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Hunter at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (mH6SG)
Much bigger.
He's going to fire a lot of people very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
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"The following departments no longer exist ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
He killed younglings, but they were pretentious little pricks, so kind of light force sided.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (2VST1)
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And the CR cuts, what, $13B? That's chump change, these days.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (6K6Eu)
Yeah, it destroys the entire "bring balance to the force" thing: one jedi, one sith. No wait, two of each. And these other dudes. And a bunch over here. And her, and that guy, and he was in suspended animation and ... aw the hell with it, nobody died.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (2VST1)
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I'm fascinated by the logic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (YqDXo)
Welp, the Dims certainly like sticking with the classics, don't they?
It's worked at least since 1964. Probably even longer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2025 04:42 PM (63Dwl)
Remember how pissed some Republicans got after Dobbs? Abortion was a campaign issue, not something they intended to deal with.
The issues with social security could be resolved. The solution would probably be bad for everyone but it could be managed. But if they fixed it, it would stop being a campaign issue. And every issue solved is a donor lost.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (3BwY8)
This is why they've gone balls to the wall trying to stop Trump. Impeachment, plandemic, lawfare, even trying to kill the man. Nothing was too extreme because failure to stop him wouldn't just knock down their house of cards...
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2025 04:46 PM (4XwPj)
Turn all of this back on the Democrats. They had no problem going after Republicans 50 years ago, even after a few of them crossed the aisle to help defenestrate Nixon. The Democrats back then knew they had Republicans on the run, and didn't stop until they forced them into the wilderness until Contract With America. We can get ten years of our own in power now, as payback
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (4TmYT)
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See also the trannie--who was called by his correct sex--calling Republicans "weird."
Sick burn, bro. You come up with that just now?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (q3zn6)
Posted by: naturalfake
Reading comments on Facebook? Not many old goats are buying the shit the dems are selling.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (WZaJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:50 PM (2VST1)
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I'm fascinated by the logic.
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Buy the magazine or I shoot the dog.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (WZaJc)
I'm sure my gma will.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: pookysgirl, using her brain at March 13, 2025 04:40 PM
Speaking as a person of advanced age that personally knows a gazillion other people over the age of 29, the amount of people drawing social security that change banks doesn't even come close to 1%.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (e5NfL)
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See also the trannie--who was called by his correct sex--calling Republicans "weird."
Sick burn, bro. You come up with that just now?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
He needs to not forget his prostate exam.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (WZaJc)
But if everyone agrees, then why the asshurt over Massie's refusal to be a rubber stamp?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (NehaE)
Don't say it can't be done because that is exactly what we already did with closed military bases.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (bVLn/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (VE6XX)
Thank you. That's very nice.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (4XwPj)
PA system: "Due to inclement weather, all non-essential personnel may go home early."
Pointy-haired boss with binoculars, looking out over the parking lot: "This will be the easiest round of layoffs ever."
Posted by: pookysgirl has favorites at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (NehaE)
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Yeah, Massie's preening, but he's not stopping anything.
I don't get the level of emotional reaction to his preening right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
Govt rarely fixes problems and reguraly exacerbates them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (DJ+bi)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (pLaQB)
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Dems: Shoot the magazine or I buy the dog.
Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:54 PM (YqDXo)
Thank you
- Orville Redenbacher
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 13, 2025 04:54 PM (E45hQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (DJ+bi)
They see this as a feature not a bug
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (2Km7O)
But no worries! We will just bring in more immigrants to fix that problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Males yes, female Z, not so much. Trend lines have been flat since 2016 there. Basically between Trump and phoney baloney Saunders, gen Z males have picked the real thing instead of the grifter loser that Saunders has always been.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (n7h9X)
Much bigger.
He's going to fire a lot of people very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
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Now that possibility amuses me greatly. I notice the union leader has decided to cut the throats of government workers by coming out against the CR.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)
He's annoying but yeah, its meaningless, no reason to get all worked up over his one vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (bVLn/)
Yeah, it destroys the entire "bring balance to the force" thing: one jedi, one sith. No wait, two of each. And these other dudes. And a bunch over here. And her, and that guy, and he was in suspended animation and ... aw the hell with it, nobody died.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (2VST1)
All the six year olds. They made a point of that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (DJ+bi)
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Having caused the damned problems in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)
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Trump will have full authority to balance the books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
Much bigger.
He's going to fire a lot of people very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
IIRC (if) by statute any position that is furloughed for 110 days becomes "vacant"-i.e. the incumbent is fired.
Posted by: Moderately mindful Miklos at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (I8gAO)
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Hey, I get my first SS check on 1 April. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Denizen of Democratic Underground at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Yeah well. They had a perfect machine going; it enriched them and gave them power, totally ignoring the will of the people, votes, and the three branches of government. They could do anything they want, and it didn't matter how much we got upset.
Now they are seeing it all starting to fall apart, and they are fearbiting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (4TmYT)
Ten? I think this will be much like the aftermath of the Civil War, and our side will have a good 40. The Dems got about that much after Hoover, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (4TmYT)
Some of you are NOT 29.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:47 PM (MGB5H)
The Sith were always too compassionate. It was their weakness.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)
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Another idiot heard from. It's great because Trump uses their own stupidity against them.
Union boss wants to give ultimate power to Trump, who is on a cost-cutting tear, never grasping that his union's membership is about to take a haircut.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Denizen of Democratic Underground at March 13, 2025 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)
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Modern Seinfeld:
George discovers that his new girl comments at DU. In order to scare her off another suiter, he joins and starts commenting. He quickly forgets about the girl and becomes obsessed with winning a particular argument with a troll who ends up being the girl's sock account.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:55 PM (2VST1)
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I'm not worked up about it as such because as you said it's meaningless, sorta.
But just once it would be nice for the GOP to take a page out of the collectivist democrat playbook and just link shields and march and say "F you" to everything else.
Dealing with the Massies, Murkowskis, et al is something that we've been doing since I've been old enough to remember and it's just fucking tiresome.
Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2025 04:58 PM (3BwY8)
Fun part of their desperation: The only group ready to act out right now are the Death to the Joos!!! crowd! Which is why the Dems are going all in on supporting them. Bad move, guys, bad move.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (uWKK8)
Don't say it can't be done because that is exactly what we already did with closed military bases.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 04:53 PM (bVLn/)
Homestead act II. Sell government land for cheap prices to settlers. No selling out. You want to improve city minorities = put them on a plot and get them raising chickens, small plots, and working remote jobs in little colonies. Worked for Rome for generations.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
You have been determined to be non-essential. Consider this your notice of termination.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (ExV1e)
Just as good as any of the other lies they used before.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2025 04:58 PM (3BwY
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Massie is doing it because he wants to cut more. And he's not affecting anything.
Murkowski is doing it because she's actually a Democrat, and she has tanked stuff in the past.
It's not really the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
I'd watch that!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 04:52 PM (pLaQB)
_________________
Dems: Shoot the magazine or I buy the dog.
Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 04:54 PM
It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (ExV1e)
Death Watch was infinitely more effective in killing their enemies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Not that it matters, but fans have explained this. It's not parity, it a balance of overall good and minimal bad, bad which can't be eliminated without causing more bad.
10000 jedi to 2 sith. That's the balance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (2Km7O)
I don't get the level of emotional reaction to his preening right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Because he is a drama queen not fit for the times. Rand is getting there as well. For a certain type, preening is what they see as their job and they always fall back to the No True Scotsman fallacy.
Like it or not, legislative office requires pragmatism. If Massie wanted to put his principles (or Rand for that matter) into action, then either of them should run for KY governor or some other executive office. As long time legislator at Congress and the state legislature, John Adams discovered in his unhappy presidential term, sniping from the sidelines as a legislator or a toothless VP, is very different than confronting the difficulties and realities of being the executive.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Lionel Hutz , future DC district judge at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (VM6dT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"The jersey store called . . . "
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (GTEhe)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)
10000 jedi to 2 sith. That's the balance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
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This is like fans trying to explain away the parsecs thing.
George Lucas is just kind of a moron who heavily relied on Joseph Campbell to make his space opera work at all. And he had to be saved by his wife to make it work in the end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (uWKK8)
10000 jedi to 2 sith. That's the balance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
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Obviously, a space witch drum circle of impregnation through magic is needed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (tT6L1)
Democrats also use every other government money tool to attract and retain illegals, like unemployment insurance, disability insurance, tax rebates on nonexistent income, SBA loans, student loans, COVID payments, FEMA money for luxury hotels, etc, etc
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Damn, Elon Torches Mazie (more than Joanie Loves Chachi)!
She's more like Maui Hirono, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- TrumpLand Map: Better Coverage than 5G ... Can you hear us now? at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (reCyY)
Posted by: Annie Rose at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (NzF2S)
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She's just angry that she started out as an 8 (for DC) and quickly dropped to -- [looks at photo of crazy elderly woman] -- a 1.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
But who's having sex with the Midichlorians?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)
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Perennial contender, at least.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Denizen of Democratic Underground "
The Dems are the Jon Stewart/George Costanza party.
"Stewart/Costanza 2026
We Will Fuck Your Shit Up With Hilarious Disingenuousness"
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon
You cannot have a successful coup-coup without the media.
The media was totally on-board with 2020.
And still are.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
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Didn't say it was the same thing. It's the opposite thing, but it's still annoying to have to watch.
Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2025 05:03 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2025 05:03 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (i24o9)
Broom boy?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:03 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 04:59 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (YqDXo)
Caveat to that: Sell to American citizens only, with heavy tax penalties if the land is resold within a certain amount of time.
Posted by: moki at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (wLjpr)
She's more like Maui Hirono, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- TrumpLand Map: Better Coverage than 5G ... Can you hear us now? at March 13, 2025 05:01 PM (reCyY)
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I believe the AoS styleguide specifies calling her "Maizie Hirohito."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (FWAED)
Speaking of, any of you old folks members of AMAC? Or do you dance with the AARP devil? Or is it just not worth it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:05 PM (ExV1e)
Once they don’t get paid, or better yet, get FINED, nothing happens. The only people inconvenienced are in the private sector.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2025 05:05 PM (W2Pud)
That's as dumb as the "parsecs actually means distance because" argument. Its the kind of lame crap superfans come up with to explain away the stupid so they can pretend their obsession doesn't have serious logic issues. I can watch Indiana Jones, go "he cannot have survived a trip 1500 miles on a submarine in the open" and still enjoy the movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:05 PM (2VST1)
The media was totally on-board with 2020.
And still are.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)
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And they're damned proud of their role in saddling us with Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:05 PM (YqDXo)
For the last 30 years, pragmatism has consisted of conservatives supporting Republicans, despite getting nothing in the process, with Republicans more or less just ratifying whatever Democrats do.
CRs have been a big part of this conserving conservatism most conservatively sham. I wouldn't vote for a single CR no matter what the alternative was, and I don't care a fig if Trump wants a CR.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2025 05:05 PM (NehaE)
Murkowski is doing it because she's actually a Democrat, and she has tanked stuff in the past.
It's not really the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Massie did little to actually do something more than press releases. He is not a serious legislator.
Rand might have been but James Buckley as Libertarian Senator from NY had more accomplishments in his short one term than Rand has had in his entire career in the Senate.
Activism is very different than legislating which unfortunately is a team sport.
Sort of like if you are not with the majority on the tight votes, then screw you and your horse on getting anything you want because everyone else had to walk the plank to get a necessary bill passed. Basically you ostracize yourself into a beautiful loser type that everyone ignores in Congress. It is a little better in the Senate where an individual senator has a bit more influence to amend, etc. but useless in the House.
At least Jim Trafficante as a beautiful loser was amusing as his career went down the tubes.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 05:06 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: moki at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (wLjpr)
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Good point.
Or sell to anyone, including foreign nationals, then nationalize the foreign nationals' land and sell it again.
The joke's on them!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2025 05:06 PM (wBaIH)
Plus people who wrote expanded universe stuff wanted to squeeze their pet character into the setting somehow no matter how illogical and annoying it is (I'm looking at you, Ahsoka)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)
It also neatly explains why the Republicans fought so valiantly against then-candidate Trump. Also the “Never Trump” supposedly conservative media personalities.
It was all a huge scam. We all knew it, we just couldn’t contemplate the rot was that deep, that pervasive. Trump deserves a medal for exposing them, for that alone.
Posted by: World War One Has Entered The Chat at March 13, 2025 05:07 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)
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Write-in (or should I say Ride-in) candidate?
Glitch McConnell.
Posted by: ShainS -- TrumpLand Map: Better Coverage than 5G ... Can you hear us now? at March 13, 2025 05:07 PM (reCyY)
How is this something they are bothering to argue over?
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 13, 2025 05:07 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 13, 2025 05:08 PM (7vitD)
Posted by: Most people at March 13, 2025 05:08 PM (DobEs)
@ChadPergram 5m
Dem AZ Rep Raul Grijalva dies. Second House Democrat in as many weeks to pass away. Grijalva has been suffering from cancer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (mlg/3)
Amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (YqDXo)
Because if the truth stands between them and power, its a small thing to sacrifice. Cutting Social Security fraud and waste cuts the money flow to them and their pet organizations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (7vitD)
I'm getting excited. There's a lunar eclipse tonight, and the Firefly Blue Ghost lander on the Moon is going to photograph it (well, try to) from the Moon's POV.
On the Moon, a lunar eclipse will be a solar eclipse. The Erf will block the sun and all over the near side of the Moon.
There will be a "red ring of fire" effect seen on the Moon, due to the earth's atmosphere refracting light from the terminator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (w6EFb)
"The liberals" = "Democrats", BUT "The conservatives" DOES NOT equal "Republicans". Conservatives have no real party, we have only "Republicans" who offer (sometimes reluctantly, and sometimes not at all) to represent our voice so long as it doesn't differ with their own grifting objectives.
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (TN0g+)
Dem AZ Rep Raul Grijalva dies. Second House Democrat in as many weeks to pass away. Grijalva has been suffering from cancer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (mlg/3
Trump you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Most people at March 13, 2025 05:08 PM (DobEs)
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I had a tumulty once. Right near the tip, too. Bummer!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (YqDXo)
Schumer to speak this afternoon.
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (E45hQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
"Essential" has a real meaning that few use correctly. Basically, if the Germans start bombing Pearl Harbor you have to stay put while non-essential workers are evacuated and duties back-filled with military personnel.
Looser usage it's the guys who keep the pilot lights lit and flush the toilets occasionally so the traps don't dry up leaving the building to fill up with sewer gas... And maybe someone to call everybody else back in when the coast is clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 13, 2025 05:11 PM (dJimA)
Posted by: Most people at March 13, 2025 05:08 PM (DobEs)
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I had a tumulty once. Right near the tip, too. Bummer!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (YqDXo)
You weren't supposed to put it there.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9)
Dem AZ Rep Raul Grijalva dies. Second House Democrat in as many weeks to pass away. Grijalva has been suffering from cancer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:09 PM (mlg/3
Watch out for the Pale Rider
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2025 05:12 PM (VE6XX)
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So he's back from combat at Da Nang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2asndvpv
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2025 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)
Given the average age of congress being beyond retirement by several years, I can see a lot of them shuffling off to their eternal reward in coming years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (2VST1)
10000 jedi to 2 sith. That's the balance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
That's the explanation from people who still don't understand that the jedi were the villains.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (ExV1e)
Looser usage it's the guys who keep the pilot lights lit and flush the toilets occasionally so the traps don't dry up leaving the building to fill up with sewer gas... And maybe someone to call everybody else back in when the coast is clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:11 PM (/lPRQ)
An earlier shutdown hullaballoooo revealed that something like 90% of fed "workers" were still getting paid during a shutdown or some such.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (i24o9)
CRs have been a big part of this conserving conservatism most conservatively sham. I wouldn't vote for a single CR no matter what the alternative was, and I don't care a fig if Trump wants a CR.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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And your option is? One that will get 217 votes or so? Just say no? Kibitzing and grouching is easy enough to do but something eventually has to get passed or we go into shutdown. Trump preferred that the Dems in the Senate forced the issue which they did. That would not have been possible had the House followed your example.
Please enunciate your plan for victory other than well, don't fund the government as we are already six months into the existing budget cycle which makes it impossible to pass FY 2026 standard order when they are still futzing around with FY 2025.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (2Km7O)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:10 PM (YqDXo)
You weren't supposed to put it there.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9)
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I was trying to pass as a Democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (YqDXo)
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So he's back from combat at Da Nang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
Yep, I was right there with him.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (PiwSw)
He wasn't Darth Vader until after his fight with Obi Wan on Mustafar. As Anakin, he slaughtered a bunch of little kids in training to become Jedi and he basically caused Mace Windu to be killed by Palpatine by interfering in that duel. A few video games over the years have Darth Vader killing Jedi in hiding but I don't believe Vader (as we know him in armor)killed any Jedi in the 2nd trilogy.
Posted by: Nelly at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (pSknm)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
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lol
Posted by: ShainS -- TrumpLand Map: Better Coverage than 5G ... Can you hear us now? at March 13, 2025 05:15 PM (reCyY)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:13 PM (i24o9)
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That's the first problem. The second problem is that they shouldn't receive back pay if/when the shutdown ends. Let 'em take the hit financially.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (ExV1e)
So he's back from combat at Da Nang?
Yep, I was right there with him.
Posted by: Brian Williams
"I can remember the machine gun fire buzzing over our heads!"
--Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (2VST1)
@ChadPergram 5m
Dem AZ Rep Raul Grijalva dies. Second House Democrat in as many weeks to pass away. Grijalva has been suffering from cancer
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Cauliflower face cancer is a bad way to go.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (77rzZ)
At least Jim Trafficante as a beautiful loser was amusing as his career went down the tubes.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 05:06 PM (ctrM5)
Beam me up Scotty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (uyw7M)
Trump: I'm going to stop SS from going to illegals
The left: Trump is going to cut SS to uh, deserving people!Eleventy!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 13, 2025 05:16 PM (t0Rmr)
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I'd prefer that CONGRESS take no pay during any period in which the Federal government is shut-down. And no back pay either.
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (TN0g+)
On the Moon, a lunar eclipse will be a solar eclipse. The Erf will block the sun and all over the near side of the Moon.
There will be a "red ring of fire" effect seen on the Moon, due to the earth's atmosphere refracting light from the terminator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Time?
Link?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (2Km7O)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (qwx/I)
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I thought he had his face sliced off by Alita?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (tT6L1)
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So he's back from combat at Da Nang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
Yep, I was right there with him.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 13, 2025 05:14 PM (PiwSw)
_________________
"I ran across the tarmac under sniper fire, leaving that little girl still holding the bouquet of flowers. I say, let her take her chances!"
Posted by: Hillarhoid at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (YqDXo)
How is this something they are bothering to argue over?
Posted by: El Mariachi
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Fake. Basically Social Security loses the ability to pay 100 percent of benefits down to something like 75 percent. The easiest way is to raise the retirement age for full benefits to 70 and early retirement to 65. That pushes problems to the 2070's or so.
Medicare is the one that has taxes for too low for benefits and is bankrupt right now more or less. That requires immediate tax increases or benefit cuts or some other funding mechanism. Though Medicaid is not technically an entitlement per se but welfare. It too is drowning the Gubmint in red ink too because it relies on existing taxes to pay for it with no dedicated large tax for the benefits.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:17 PM (2Km7O)
Why aren't I 50 points ahead!
Posted by: MechaHillary at March 13, 2025 05:18 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 13, 2025 05:18 PM (g8Ew8)
And yes, I do hate the Left enough. My mjoderate in-laws are in town, and I work from home, and it's Lent, so the wife doesn't want me to use the terms and phrases "gay," "retarded," "subhumans," "Untermeschen," "Forced Abortions," or "Sanger was right."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2025 05:19 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 05:19 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 13, 2025 05:18 PM (g8Ew
Even the Dems figured out the politics of them tanking the CR.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2025 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 05:20 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: MechaHillary at March 13, 2025 05:18 PM (i24o9)
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A head? Stay in your own lane, honky!
Posted by: Chlamydia Harris at March 13, 2025 05:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2025 05:19 PM (qwx/I)
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Your nic is a lie? You're actually a svelte even tempered person?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:20 PM (tT6L1)
Back in the day, someone called in a bomb threat to my submarine. I had the shutdown reactor watch. Everyone else was evacuated. It was a bit weird.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (2Km7O)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 13, 2025 04:51 PM (4TmYT)
Ten? I think this will be much like the aftermath of the Civil War, and our side will have a good 40. The Dems got about that much after Hoover, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2025 04:57 PM (uWKK
I'd love to get 20 out of it, Tom, if I could. It's just that I'm not sure how many Republicans out there are learning what Trump is trying to teach them. Yet.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (4TmYT)
I believe the AoS styleguide specifies calling her "Maizie Hirohito."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
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Maizie ----> Maize ----> Corn ..... so Cornhole Hirohito
Posted by: Ciampino - turning Japanese at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 05:20 PM (0HaGk)
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Huma coughs and shuffles her feet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (YqDXo)
This, too, shall pass.
Posted by: The Continuing Resolution at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (2Km7O)
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Sotomayor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2025 05:19 PM (qwx/I)
You gave up the truth for lent?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (LQxH2)
What's a tumulty?
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 13, 2025 05:22 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 13, 2025 05:23 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:23 PM (2Km7O)
Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7
No, Marco Rubio smiles while he sings to himself.
https://youtu.be/1NLV24qTnlg
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (2Km7O)
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>Sotomayor.
I'd have to go to the Doctor.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 05:24 PM (npXNI)
The gravity of what this bill will do to America's future cannot be understated.
You think it's bad now? Let this bill pass & you will know how your grandparents & great grand parents lived."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2025 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)
No, Marco Rubio smiles while he sings to himself.
_________________
Smiles while he considers how he going to cornhole Canada.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 05:24 PM (npXNI)
Would at least need a roof repair.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:25 PM (MGB5H)
Honestly?
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2025 05:26 PM (0HaGk)
The notion that seniors can't use the Internet needs to be killed with fire.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2025 05:26 PM (W5ArC)
Working for a living?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2025 05:27 PM (W5ArC)
The penumbral phase starts a bit before midnight tonight, EDT. Umbral phase begins around 2:25 EDT. It will be visible all over the western hemisphere.
I'll post a link to the Blue Ghost pictures when and if they get them. It's going to be tricky because of power constraints. When the sun is blocked, the lander will have to operate the cameras off battery power, and the temperature will drop rapidly. They're hoping to measure how much and fast it drops during the event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 13, 2025 05:27 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, they had it rough. They didn't have any "transgenders," BLM, antifa, or deranged Muslim terrorists on student visas.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:28 PM (YqDXo)
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Leave your house unlocked for a week, come back, find out a neighbor noticed your plants needed watering.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:29 PM (tT6L1)
the only thing i remember vader doing as we know him in armor is yelling "nooooo!!!" and stomping around like a bad frankenstein's monster impression.
Posted by: anachronda at March 13, 2025 05:29 PM (oY6Yp)
With hope of a better tomorrow? In an America with a future?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:29 PM (2VST1)
The notion that seniors can't use the Internet needs to be killed with fire.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2025 05:26 PM (W5ArC)
Blacks aren't smart enough to get photo ID. They can't find the government office to do so. -- "Elite" college students
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (63Dwl)
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It's probably all the Canucks could afford.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: cutie gatwa at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (tT6L1)
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Hang on a minute--are we sure any of the "fundamentally non-serious" choices that pose as mayors, governors, and representatives are smart enough to get photo ID (and find the correct office to do so)?
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: anachronda at March 13, 2025 05:29 PM (oY6Yp)
Be fair. He'd just found out that the women with whom he had zero on-screen chemistry and, yet, somehow impregnated in the midst of a war where they, largely, weren't together had died.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:30 PM (tT6L1)
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What was the crime rate then? Did American cities have "no go" zones? When people were decent, and hard work was rewarded?
Sounds awful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Also he was probably thinking about how much he hates sand.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Crusader
"It's not against the law to illegally enter the US".
No. I don't think they can.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (WZaJc)
Nice carpet. Tariffs just went up another 10%.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Also he was probably thinking about how much he hates sand.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (MGB5H)
And people of sand, which is kind of racist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (WZaJc)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (c6hLR)
No. I don't think they can.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (WZaJc)
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LOL!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
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Good point. They're probably worried about the US tipping over into the ocean.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:35 PM (YqDXo)
Brat won anyway.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2025 05:35 PM (gKWVE)
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Hang on a minute--are we sure any of the "fundamentally non-serious" choices that pose as mayors, governors, and representatives are smart enough to get photo ID (and find the correct office to do so)?
Posted by: Crusader at March 13, 2025 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
****
Since nobody was using the offices DOGE closed them. Winning
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (bVLn/)
No. I don't think they can.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2025 05:33 PM (WZaJc)
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Sharpen the point for the dull-witted:
"It's not illegal to enter the US illegally."
Ghetto scholarship in action.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2025 05:35 PM (YqDXo)
Then they should stop flooding it with more people.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (ExV1e)
Every new show, movie, and game has Vader being this incredible badass, using powers and fighting like he never, ever did before in the movies. I guess because he doesn't seem that menacing in the old movies, or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2025 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
Dad was stationed at Ft Meyers VA when he was in the service in the 50's. He was one of the various clerical sorts, and his emergency / Nuclear war station was guarding the US Treasury. He said their one drill at this duty was being turned out at two in the morning, and driven in trucks to the Treasury building where they were dismounted and told to set up a perimeter around the building.
He said about 15 minutes later a sergeant came by and told them they needed to be facing out.
After a while they got back onto the trucks and went back to barracks.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2025 05:37 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2025 05:38 PM (D7oie)
@nicksortor
#BREAKING:
@GuntherEagleman
has just been swatted, HOURS after my family was also swatted.
This is in addition to InfoWars host
@realchasegeiser, who has been swatted multiple times this week.MORE TERRORlSM.
PLEASE
@FBIDirectorKash
We need you involved NOW! Innocent Americans are going to end up DEAD.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2025 05:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2025 05:39 PM (D7oie)
then she’d read off a script her staff wrote for her.
and the gross & annoying slotkin began her questioning by announcing that she is a former c eye aay intel officer. every single time.
total clown show. i could go on all day.
Posted by: newman at March 13, 2025 05:39 PM (OXB2b)
My 94 year old aunt looks stuff up online and watches videos on Youtube.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:40 PM (2VST1)
To be fair. Obama and Biden both spent tens of Billions of dollars to bring High Speed Access to Rural America.
The fact that they didn't actually deliver High Speed Access to anyone might help feed this perception.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2025 05:42 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Not that it matters, but fans have explained this. It's not parity, it a balance of overall good and minimal bad, bad which can't be eliminated without causing more bad.
10000 jedi to 2 sith. That's the balance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)
Its that Hokum that messed up Star Wars. Sith are the bad guys Jedi the good guys. In the first movies the Jedi are semi-mythical and the Sith are a Joke. The prequels changed that the Jedis ran the government within human memory and there's only 1 or 2 Sith. Then that rule was broken too. Now we have force whales, witches, all sorts of nonsense.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 05:45 PM (n7h9X)
@nicksortor
#BREAKING:
@GuntherEagleman
has just been swatted, HOURS after my family was also swatted.
This is in addition to InfoWars host
@realchasegeiser, who has been swatted multiple times this week.MORE TERRORlSM.
PLEASE
@FBIDirectorKash
We need you involved NOW! Innocent Americans are going to end up DEAD.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2025 05:38 PM (NpAcC)\
Police need to be fined or charged for this shit. There is no way that they don't know that 99.9 of these SWAT charges are murder attempts. If you don't get the full name of the contact ignore it. If you go charging in like a hero and nothing happens, you pay a huge fine, you hurt something there thats criminal tresspass.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 05:49 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2025 05:36 PM (2VST1)
He force choked some staffer for insulting him in a staff meeting until called off by his boss. There's nothing in the first movie saying he isn't this movies SS colonel riding about chasing the good guy.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 05:52 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2025 05:34 PM (c6hLR)
First cut is the payments to SSNs that aren't in the SSN database in the first place. That mean somebody isnt even checking . Then do the death checks on the rest.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2025 05:49 PM (n7h9X)
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"Whstever gets me home safe at night"" >>> "We serve and protect"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 13, 2025 05:57 PM (Tb6cx)
Meanwhile, you’d expect the government to use multi-factor authentication to verify changes to routing numbers over the phone, but instead, previous administrations decided to funnel money to left wing causes and grifters. Hence the short term solution of shotten that aspect down all together, which is a good thing..
Posted by: Trip at March 13, 2025 06:09 PM (87k/1)
Posted by: El Mariachi
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Fake. Basically, Social Security loses the ability to pay 100 percent of benefits down to something like 75 percent. The easiest way is to raise the retirement age for full benefits to 70 and early retirement to 65. That pushes problems to the 2070's or so.
----Er. yeah. well, I'm not cool with losing 25% of my SS income in retirement. Nor am I eager to now retire much later before receiving any benefits. If we could fraud substantially, maybe that wouldn't happen. It's at least worth trying.
Fake yourself asshole.
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 13, 2025 06:12 PM (nLFEI)
And tribute! I demand tribute!
But seriously, I always thought there was an EASY way for blue cites to become solvent. Just require your retirees' receiving pensions to a) reside in the city and b) show up in person to collect the checks. No show, no check. No verifiable city address, no check.
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 13, 2025 06:16 PM (nLFEI)
Trump is the master of the no-lose scenario. Give him what he wants or else he gets what he wants.
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