Mid-Morning Art Thread

Landscape
Sidney Laufman

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 First for vengeance

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 Nice. I like it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

3 nice

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

4 After Friday's storm, some parts of town look a bit like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2025 09:31 AM (7fElN)

5 This art instantly made me sad.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 18, 2025 09:31 AM (PMtkd)

6 Couldn't make it easely as a stand-up comedian.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

7 It is to lauf man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:31 AM (Ocj/H)

8 The Whitney

Date
c. 1928–1929

Classification
Paintings

Medium
Oil on linen

Dimensions
Overall: 25 5/8 × 32in. (65.1 × 81.3 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

9 Shouldn't it be "cityscape"?..."townscape"?

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)

10 Well rendered but reminds me of someplace I don't want to be. Again.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (nj2fy)

11 The land was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Pappy Prika at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

12 I'd like to know where this was painted.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

13
Meh
it's just not interesting
JMO, YMMV
this is the part of the morning when I go to the crossword

Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 09:33 AM (AOsQT)

14 Has a sad look to it.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

15 Too many possible snipers.

*runs away in a zig zag manner*

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 09:33 AM (Uq+qx)

16 Alternate title - Silent Spring or Piedmont after Scoop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:33 AM (Ocj/H)

17 7 It is to lauf man.
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He mint well though.

Are we still doing that??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 09:34 AM (/tzYP)

18 This is nicely done

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 09:34 AM (g2qW1)

19 A dog or cat would have cheered this painting up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

20 More of a townscape, but nice, nonetheless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:35 AM (MqtqS)

21 This is the sort of inspiring uplifting view you get from one of our clean, comfortable coaches while traveling cross country at a very expensive price.

Posted by: Amtrak sales brochure at March 18, 2025 09:35 AM (dg+HA)

22 Needs a donkey or two

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (Y1sOo)

23 He mint well though.

Are we still doing that??
Posted by: andycanuck

Thyme to give it a rest.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

24 12 I'd like to know where this was painted.
Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

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On an easel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

25 This is what a village looks like before the taxman or the Mongol Horde show up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (Ocj/H)

26 *He mint well though.

Are we still doing that??*

I think we're done.

Posted by: Cory Ander at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

27 Fake!

Jose, Juan and Julio aren't in the picture to do the yobs that Americans won't do!

Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (fY84s)

28 Agenda 21 prototype.

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (Yj6Os)

29 Are we still doing that??
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 09:34 AM (/tzYP)

Sure, just don't make a big dill out of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:36 AM (KtIIi)

30 Not the same style, but it has kind of a Hopper vibe to it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

31 Springtime in Europe, or Springtime for Hitler?

Rule of thumb: if a person with a German-sounding last name ends with -man instead of -mann, he's Jewish. So, hopefully, the former.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 18, 2025 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

32 Muddy Painting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (Hpgos)

33 The town appears dull, sad and lifeless.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (cYBz/)

34 Slumlords be like; "yea, I can dig this."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Looks nothing like my own house, would not hang

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (X6AM8)

37 Speaking of government housing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

38
>Are we still doing that??
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Not me. I'm gone

Posted by: Tarra at March 18, 2025 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

39 The town appears dull, sad and lifeless.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's because the red-light district is just out of the frame.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

40 If you grow thyme, dill, and coriander in a garden in the city, is that urban herbin'?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:40 AM (MqtqS)

41 Seems that one area is designated for f*cks, and it's pretty barren.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

42 It's okay. Kind of melancholy. Also, more of a cityscape.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2025 09:41 AM (WPL6O)

43 Bad construction or bad perspective...you decide.

Posted by: look whats not at March 18, 2025 09:41 AM (nakGR)

44 Sure, just don't make a big dill out of it.
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Never. I'm not a gherkin nutcase.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 09:41 AM (/tzYP)

45 Bad construction or bad perspective...you decide.
Posted by: look whats not at March 18, 2025 09:41 AM (nakGR)

It damn sure ain't Amish country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

46 I prefer this painting as well as one with a white house to his more abstract paintings including those of trees.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (XlJkt)

47 I like it, but the buildings don't look that stable.
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (bVN1m)

48 The town appears dull, sad and lifeless.
Posted by: Tonypete

All the inhabitants arrived at an Ecuadoran prison yesterday.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (w9Wax)

49 39 The town appears dull, sad and lifeless.
Posted by: Tonypete
+++
Just needs a couple of Karens from the HOA board.
They'll turn things around.

Posted by: Who's the manager? at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

50 I like the technique but I don't like the dreary subject or color palette.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (VofaG)

51 If it was painted between 1928-1929, it looks like Sidney's hope for Springtime in Europe was crushed. Did he make it to America in time? That's my hope.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 18, 2025 09:42 AM (BHrzb)

52 If you grow thyme, dill, and coriander in a garden in the city, is that urban herbin'?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not without devil's lettuce

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (KAi1n)

53 So, is the extra 'n' German for "not Jewish"?

Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (n4GiU)

54
Gotta Pay The Rent - a limerick

A poor starving artist named Sidney
Once donated both of his kidneys
He did not think they would be missed
Now he's on the transplant list
Seems he made some poor choices now, didn' he?

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (/iMjX)

55 Is that Hopper's lady in the doorway?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (bVN1m)

56 The grass really is greener over the septic tank.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (Q4IgG)

57 Nothing a few hundred thousand immigrants from incompatible cultures wouldn't improve!

Posted by: Leftist Morons Parroting WEF Globalist Talking Points at March 18, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

58 " Shouldn't it be "cityscape"?..."townscape"?

Posted by: BignJames"
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Shackscape maybe?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 18, 2025 09:44 AM (Hw6WF)

59 Motel Room art at best.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 18, 2025 09:44 AM (nCY1P)

60 It's got a Cezanne vibe to it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:44 AM (VofaG)

61 Motel 6 art?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:44 AM (Ocj/H)

62 "Sidney Laufman was born in Cleveland, Ohio and began his education in art at the Cleveland School of Art. He also studied at the Art Institute of Chicago in Chicago and the Art Students League in New York City where he studied with Robert Henri. In 1920, Sidney and his wife moved to Paris, France where for twelve years were neighbors and friends of Henri Matisse and in 1927, they had a dual exhibition. He returned to the United States and settled in Woodstock, New York for the next thirty-four years."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2025 09:45 AM (XlJkt)

63 I'm mostly curious about the decision making process behind where they put all those windows....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:46 AM (KtIIi)

64 It sorta looks like Rashtown on my balls!

Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 09:46 AM (fY84s)

65 I like the technique but I don't like the dreary subject or color palette.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

What's dreary about it? It's just a bunch of buildings on what appears to be an overcast day. Atmospheric, sure. But it's not dreary. I think of it as more contemplative. What are those buildings? What do the people do that inhabit them?

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

66
*yawn*

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 18, 2025 09:46 AM (5hfjS)

67 I'm mostly curious about the decision making process behind where they put all those windows....

Pretty sure they had to put them on the buildings.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (nCY1P)

68 I like this one.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (MsrgL)

69 Sage Advice

There once was a sous chef named Beales
Who suffered through many ordeals
He dropped a spice rack
His Achilles went "Crack!"
But of course, because thyme wounds all heels!

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

70 Pretty sure they had to put them on the buildings.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (nCY1P)

I know, but where'd they put the rest of them?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (KtIIi)

71 I got a Theodore Geisel vibe from it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (KAi1n)

72 Love, Sidney was a sitcom that aired for two years, 1981-83. Tony Randall played the starring role. He played a poofter, but wasn't one in real life. Swoosie Kurtz co-starred.

Posted by: Sidney Historical Facts at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (G5+As)

73 But of course, because thyme wounds all heels!
Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

You're really the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2025 09:48 AM (pohLc)

75 Just looked up Laufman. After he came back from Europe in the 40s he lived in Woodstock NY about 15m NW of me . The Woodstock Art Colony was a big art deal through the sixties.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:48 AM (bVN1m)

76 The scene is giving me favela vibes, with the way the buildings appear to be right on top of each other.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 18, 2025 09:48 AM (Mxf84)

77 Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

No one told you that you had to think it is dreary.

I think it's dreary.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:49 AM (VofaG)

78 You're really the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

And no one can find the receipt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:49 AM (KtIIi)

79 He returned to the United States and settled in Woodstock, New York for the next thirty-four years."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2025 09:45 AM (XlJkt)

Bad timing. He missed the festival.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:49 AM (MqtqS)

80 But of course, because thyme wounds all heels!
Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

You're really the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge

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Seconded. Thank you for sharing your gift with us, Muldoon

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 09:49 AM (X6AM8)

81 More of a house-scape than landscape!

It has a ramshackle, rural, New Mexico look to it. Not disparaging NM, now; I mean this could be anywhere rural where there are not many trees. I guess the low buildings toward the front are garages and sheds, and the main buildings in back are apartment blocks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

82 The perspective seems skewed, unless the buildings at a distance are built on a curve.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

83 I got a Theodore Geisel vibe from it.
Posted by: SFGoth

It's the far end of town, where the Grickle-grass grows.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

84 The perspective seems skewed, unless the buildings at a distance are built on a curve.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

I think it's to evoke the feeling that you're standing far downhill from the buildings

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (KtIIi)

85 The building on the far right looks like a barn.

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

86 Oh, good! Sidney was born in Cleveland and lived until 1985.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 18, 2025 09:51 AM (BHrzb)

87 Kind of reminds me of a scene in Call of Duty

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

88 An AI summary of his work...

Based on the search results, here's a summary of Sidney Laufman's landscape paintings, drawing from information that reflects critical perspectives:
* Emphasis on Landscape:
* Sidney Laufman is primarily recognized as a landscape painter. His works consistently feature landscapes, with trees often playing a prominent role.
* He aimed to "reaffirm the value of landscape painting" within art history.
* Realism and Expression:
* His style is generally considered realist.
* However, he did explore more abstract and expressionist interpretations of trees, particularly in the later part of his career (1950s and 1960s).
* Conveying Emotion and Connection:
* Laufman's landscapes are seen as more than just depictions of scenery. He sought to capture the emotional and spiritual connection between humans and nature.
* His work is described as "the art of the lyric, the contemplative and the humanist."
* Recognition and Modesty:
* He achieved recognition, including prizes from prestigious institutions like the National Academy of Design.
1 of 2

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 18, 2025 09:52 AM (MsrgL)

89 This is from 1928-29, oil on linen.

Wiki does not have an article on Laufman. Where did he live and work?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2025 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

90 * He was known for his unassuming and modest nature, which contributed to him being less widely known than his talent might have warranted.
* The Johnson Collection information:
* The johnson collection provides a very good overview of his view of landscape painting. that it is more than just forms and colors, but that it represents mans relation to the world.
In essence, Laufman's landscapes are valued for their ability to evoke a sense of wonder and contemplation, reflecting a deep appreciation for the natural world.
2 / 2

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 18, 2025 09:52 AM (MsrgL)

91 Pretty clear we are looking at back yards, where the lots slope down to the sewage lagoon. A view from the street side would be nicer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:52 AM (MqtqS)

92 I had a friend in college that was an artist. He did New Mexico landscapes in pen and ink sometimes. They looked wonderful. New Mexico landscapes lend themselves to rendering in black and white.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (pohLc)

93 87 Kind of reminds me of a scene in Call of Duty
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 09:51 AM (RHGPo

1? 2? 3? World at war? Modern warfare? Modern warfare 2? Modern warfare 3? Black Ops? Black Ops 2?…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (Mxf84)

94 I'm sitting on the balcony on the tallest building with a carafe of wine, a nice brie and some sourdough bread.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (6K6Eu)

95 I think it's to evoke the feeling that you're standing far downhill from the buildings
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2025 09:50 AM (KtIIi)

Sure, but you're seeing waaaaay more of the left side of the buildings on the right than the buildings on the left. The change happens too quickly to represent a static viewpoint.

I suspect that the artist was a drug using communist. Possibly a homosexual as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (ExV1e)

96 This is the sort of inspiring uplifting view you get from one of our clean, comfortable coaches while traveling cross country at a very expensive price.
Posted by: Amtrak sales brochure at March 18, 2025

***
"Leave the driving to us!"

Posted by: Greyhound, Once Upon a Time at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

97 I like the painting because it is reminiscent of local areas way back in my childhood and then as I was a young, working adult & parent. Those areas are now highly urbanized.

I could put this painting in the rotation group for hanging. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nick, another fine day at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (NFX2v)

98 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (VwHCD)

99 Sidney Laufman was born in Cleveland, Ohio and began his education in art at the Cleveland School of Art."

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have our explanation here...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (Hw6WF)

100 @79 AOP, he lived there from late forties till 1975 when he died. The festival was actually about 50m away. The village of Woodstock was weird enough and still is though now more faux weird

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (bVN1m)

101 I like it. That's how I'd like my rental properties to look, just not as nice.

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (3RLOR)

102 Lithuania Says Russian Intelligence Behind IKEA Arson Attack

There's been a spate of 'sabotage' fires throughout Europe

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

103 * The Johnson Collection

Hey!

Posted by: a bag of dicks at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (Y1sOo)

104 *wakes up*
*scratches*
*looks around*
*steals Diogenes' coffee*
*wanders off*

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (/iMjX)

105 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (VwHCD)

I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

106 Not digging the muted colors. Makes the place seem run down and dirty. Looks like one of those European villages where the buildings hold each other up.
Final assessment..... Meh. It's boring but not offensive.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (4XwPj)

107 Since we're past 100... I find it amusing that Youtube really, really, really wants me to watch this video about Japanese brothels now accepting foreigners.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (ExV1e)

108 Woodstock is now Corpo faux weird?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (Ocj/H)

109 In 1920, Sidney and his wife moved to Paris, France where for twelve years were neighbors and friends of Henri Matisse and in 1927, they had a dual exhibition. He returned to the United States and settled in Woodstock, New York for the next thirty-four years."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2025

***
So he was there about the same time as Hemingway, Joyce, and Fitzgerald. I wonder if their paths crossed.

Posted by: Greyhound, Once Upon a Time at March 18, 2025 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

110 Willowed:

Interesting. I wonder if it's a borrowing from one of the Indo-Aryan languages (Persian, perhaps?). In Sanskrit, "raksha" means "demon."

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)
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So I asked Grok:

https://tinyurl.com/3ha43nbc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 09:56 AM (RRBie)

111 Lithuania Says Russian Intelligence Behind IKEA Arson Attack

There's been a spate of 'sabotage' fires throughout Europe
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
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Russian Intelligence Officer: We'll burn down their IKEAs! That will show them! Da!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 09:56 AM (6K6Eu)

112 @79 AOP, he lived there from late forties till 1975 when he died. The festival was actually about 50m away. The village of Woodstock was weird enough and still is though now more faux weird
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (bVN1m)

Thanks. you can get a Woodstock for an AR-15, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:56 AM (MqtqS)

113 Japanese brothels or that biker bar/musical revue place?

Here, watch some Sailor Moon instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lY8ZSrLQU

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (Ocj/H)

114 I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

I think it was the talking heads.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (VwHCD)

115 Sidney Laufman, an artist in search of a style...

Posted by: Javems at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (8I4hW)

116 I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (/x6eu)

117 Burning down IKEA stores is doing Europe a favour.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (Ocj/H)

118 @100 died in 1985.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:58 AM (bVN1m)

119 Burning down IKEA stores is doing Europe a favour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (Ocj/H)
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The Allen wrench industry would collapse, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 09:58 AM (6K6Eu)

120 OP, he lived there from late forties till 1975 when he died. The festival was actually about 50m away. The village of Woodstock was weird enough and still is though now more faux weird
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (bVN1m)

I lived in Saugerties for a minute and would go to Woodstock to hang with the hippies every once in awhile.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:58 AM (VofaG)

121 I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

Talking heads, I think?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (MqtqS)

122 Meh, would hang I suppose if free and then only in a spare bedroom. One building looks like Guam.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (ewjUl)

123 119 Burning down IKEA stores is doing Europe a favour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (Ocj/H)
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The Allen wrench industry would collapse, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 09:58 AM (6K6Eu)

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I own at least 5% of the global strategic Allen Wrench reserve, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

124 Happy 35th Anniversary to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum art theft. Still unsolved.

https://tinyurl.com/4f57dpkx

Posted by: Kris at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (EwaUh)

125 Burning down IKEA stores is doing Europe a favour.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (Ocj/H)
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Oooh! You even added the "u" to "favor."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (RRBie)

126 Lithuania Says Russian Intelligence Behind IKEA Arson Attack

It's like the ghost from Family Circle following the kids around doing stuff. Oh, something happened, must have been... RUSSIA!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

127 It looked really nice before the bombings began, didn't it ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+)

128 So I asked Grok:
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I just saw a Grok reply tweet where the brief question had two typos -- Yo [for you] and od [for of] and Grok replied in an African-American dialect!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (/tzYP)

129 I think the primary thing Japanese brothels accept is money.

Posted by: But that's just me at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

130 I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

I think it was the talking heads.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (VwHCD)

of course you're right. I read shack and love shack invaded my mind .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (VofaG)

131 In Hindu mythology - they are roughly vampire demons

https://www.vampires.com/rakshasa/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (Ocj/H)

132 It take a village. Hmm no people

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (37aB+)

133 The brown acid that is circulating around us, is not too good, specifically. So there’s a warning on that one. But it’s your Trip, man!

Posted by: Wavy Gravy at March 18, 2025 10:01 AM (K0w3s)

134 There are still *looks again at my math* 8.9 MILLION people over 120 Year Old in the SS dbase.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2025 10:01 AM (gbOdA)

135 It looked really nice before the bombings began, didn't it ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+)

He should have title it: Arnica.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (MqtqS)

136 I just saw a Grok reply tweet where the brief question had two typos -- Yo [for you] and od [for of] and Grok replied in an African-American dialect!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM

Grok down wit Ebonics, yo.

Posted by: Grok at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

137 Sidney Laufman needs more Sidney Sweeney.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (dg+HA)

138 Imma expecting a tank to bust out of one of those houses. Totes Kelly's Heroes scene.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (Hpgos)

139 I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

I think it was the talking heads.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:57 AM (VwHCD)

of course you're right. I read shack and love shack invaded my mind .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (VofaG)
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My God! What have you done?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (6K6Eu)

140 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13 Oct 2022
BREAKING: Ikea cuts 10,000 jobs in Russia after halting operations: CEO

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (/tzYP)

141 had a friend in college that was an artist. He did New Mexico landscapes in pen and ink sometimes. They looked wonderful. New Mexico landscapes lend themselves to rendering in black and white.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (pohLc)

A few years ago, the Evansville Indiana art museum had a display of work by an artist who used "graphite on paper" as his medium. The guy drew close up views of rocks in a stream that looked like a black and white photo. Those pieces were fascinating to me. I love black and white photos and seeing the equivalent done with a graphite pencil on sketch book paper was amazing. Unfortunately, I can't remember the artist name.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (4XwPj)

142 The Isley Brothers told him "It's your thang / Do what'cha wanna do ... " - and he did.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (ayRl+)

143 Thanks. you can get a Woodstock for an AR-15, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 09:56 AM (MqtqS)

didn't know that

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2025 10:02 AM (Yj6Os)

144 I'm sitting on the balcony on the tallest building with a carafe of wine, a nice brie and some sourdough bread.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 09:53
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Approve. A nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (n4GiU)

145
of course you're right. I read shack and love shack invaded my mind .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

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Love Shack is the Old Time Rock and Roll of Mony Mony's

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (X6AM8)

146 Pardon me. I speak Grok.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (dg+HA)

147 @108 Anna Puma, yeah more than the old artsy weirdness. It's still a small village with mountains around it in the town. A lot of people with money have homes up there. There are still holdover loons however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (bVN1m)

148 I think the primary thing Japanese brothels accept is money.
Posted by: But that's just me at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

So, I watched the first few minutes. The takeaways are:

1. Most Japanese brothels DIDN'T accept foreigners but now they do because...
2. The Japanese economy is screwed up so the men have neither the time or money to go and...
3. An increasing number of Japanese women have decided that being a "sex worker" is exactly the career choice for them so...
4. Too many underused whores.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (ExV1e)

149 It's like the ghost from Family Circle following the kids around doing stuff. Oh, something happened, must have been... RUSSIA!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

Who skips hand in hand with the Racism and Nazi ghosts.

Good analogy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (/x6eu)

150 I own at least 5% of the global strategic Allen Wrench reserve, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

I own a nice set of english and metric Allens that are 1/4 inch drive.
And yet if I get some Chinese piece of shit, I cannot find an exact fit.
They must use Kelvin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2025 10:03 AM (gbOdA)

151 101 I like it. That's how I'd like my rental properties to look, just not as nice.
Posted by: Weasel

🤣

Posted by: L - No nick, another fine day at March 18, 2025 10:04 AM (NFX2v)

152 We need a B-52 to drop a bomb on this section of Gaza.

Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (fY84s)

153 CBD- getting hammered since 5am est.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (/x6eu)

154 I saw Holdover Loons open for The Byrds at The Whiskey in '66.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (6K6Eu)

155 Happy 35th Anniversary to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum art theft. Still unsolved.
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I left Boston before that.
"" shifty eyes""

Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (n4GiU)

156 One Allen wrench a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (dg+HA)

157 Speaking of Woodstock and B-52, I had lunch with the B-52 redhead chick in Woodstock. I was a tag along with my friend and his friend, her chiropractor.

She was kind of hot without the beehive.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM (VofaG)

158 Wierod! The troll is making sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (MqtqS)

159 It's pretty easy to get hammered in France. The wine is less expensive than the water.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (jH5TK)

160 Speaking of Woodstock and B-52, I had lunch with the B-52 redhead chick in Woodstock. I was a tag along with my friend and his friend, her chiropractor.

She was kind of hot without the beehive.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM

Didjya invite her to the love shack?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (ewjUl)

161 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (VwHCD)

Trivia: What is a 'shotgun shack?'

Ans: When the front door and back door of a residence are perfectly lined up. It was so when someone shot through the front door, it went straight through the back door without damaging anything else in the house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

162 Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨Chief Judge Boasberg Blocked the deportation of Tren de Aragua gang member’s without disclosing the fact that his daughter works for a 501c3 called “Partners For Justice” that gives criminal illegal aliens and gang members legal advice.

.. can you say "conflict-of-interest" ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

163 *She was kind of hot without the beehive.*

But did she have cat eye glasses with a chain?

Posted by: Farside cartoons at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

164 Didjya invite her to the love shack?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (ewjUl)

A little old place where you can get together?

I hate you people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (/x6eu)

165 We need a B-52 to drop a bomb on this section of Gaza.
Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 10:05 AM

Why just one section?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (ewjUl)

166 157 Speaking of Woodstock and B-52, I had lunch with the B-52 redhead chick in Woodstock. I was a tag along with my friend and his friend, her chiropractor.

She was kind of hot without the beehive.
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Spiders hide in beehive doos.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (Hpgos)

167 As a contrast, stuff Tensor has generated for me

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (Ocj/H)

168 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Mar 17
Lithuanian prosecutors announce evidence linking Russia’s military intelligence service GRU to arson attacks in Lithuania, Latvia & Poland

An IKEA store in Vilnius & a shopping mall in Warsaw were set ablaze.

Polish PM Tusk says Poland shares the assessment.
http://tiny.cc/zysd001
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (/tzYP)

169 I saw Underused Whores open for L7 at the House of Blues in New Orleans 1991

Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (byeIv)

170 ns: When the front door and back door of a residence are perfectly lined up. It was so when someone shot through the front door, it went straight through the back door without damaging anything else in the house.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

That you could but it was to allow the air to move through the house when both doors opened.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (VofaG)

171 Tiiiiiiim roof.

Rusted.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (jH5TK)

172 Didjya invite her to the love shack?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (ewjUl)

A little old place where you can get together?

I hate you people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM

Well I did have a Chrylser as big as a whale! (a puke Green Newport!)

BTW, the Love Shack needs a new roof. It's....rusted.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (ewjUl)

173

EM FALAFEL FOADDY-SEBUN!11!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (5hfjS)

174 GRU is the Russian military intelligence outfit. Why are they the ones torching IKEA stores? Or is IKEA a front for a secret military industrial factory complex?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (Ocj/H)

175 Apropos of nothin', except I used a leftover baked russet in my home fries this morning, eastern white potatoes are far superior to any other types for most potatoey things.
I hope that Trump decides not to increase any tariff on PEI potatoes, or that Maine ups it's acreage.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (n4GiU)

176 Tenser, said the Tensor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (6K6Eu)

177 @157 Sebastian , a lawyer friend of mine represented her, Kate Pierson. Said she was nice but flaky as hell and a pain as a client. Met her once in his office and she was pretty.
Lots of celebs around here. Bowie had a house above Woodstock amongst others

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (bVN1m)

178 Actually, BoASSberg failed to block the deportation of Tren de Aragua thugs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (MqtqS)

179 Grok down wit Ebonics, yo.
Posted by: Grok
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I dug your rap. My momma didn't raise no dummies!

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (/tzYP)

180 Tiiiiiiim roof.

Rusted.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (jH5TK)

I had to read the lyrics before I knew what the hell she was saying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (VofaG)

181 Yeah Trump shipped then anyway because "where are your divisions judge?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (Ocj/H)

182 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Mar 17
Lithuanian prosecutors announce evidence linking Russia’s military intelligence service GRU to arson attacks in Lithuania, Latvia & Poland

An IKEA store in Vilnius & a shopping mall in Warsaw were set ablaze.

Polish PM Tusk says Poland shares the assessment.
http://tiny.cc/zysd001
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM (/tzYP)

3... 2... 1... This is obviously a Russian attack on a NATO countries! The United States must end ceasefire negotiations with Russia immediately and deploy ground forces for the next 30 years. -- European counties

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (ExV1e)

183 181 Yeah Trump shipped then anyway because "where are your divisions judge?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (Ocj/H)

=======

Judge's verbal order came while the planes were in the air. The written order had no language about turning the planes around.

It was performative nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

184 Grok down wit Ebonics, yo.
Posted by: Grok
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I dug your rap. My momma didn't raise no dummies!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM

Sheeeeet.

Posted by: Grok at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (kgE5c)

185 If my hair was long enough, I would try a beehive hairdo. I love that look.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (4XwPj)

186 153 CBD- getting hammered since 5am est.
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I thought that was Doof??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (/tzYP)

187 Grok down wit Ebonics, yo.
Posted by: Grok
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I dug your rap. My momma didn't raise no dummies!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM

Sheeeeet.
Posted by: Grok at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (kgE5c)
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[Golly!]

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM (6K6Eu)

188 An IKEA store in Vilnius & a shopping mall in Warsaw were set ablaze.

Polish PM Tusk says Poland shares the assessment.
http://tiny.cc/zysd001
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:08 AM

Shelf wars, they have begun.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM (ewjUl)

189 Tiiiiiiim roof.

Rusted.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (jH5TK)

I had to read the lyrics before I knew what the hell she was saying.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM (VofaG)

Well she didn't say anything about Tim Roof, whoever that is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM (ExV1e)

190 Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (bVN1m)

I taught tennis at Tiger Racquet club in Kingston and met a lot of celebs up from the city. Musicians too as they had a recording studio near by. Bear Mountain Studio? I forget the name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (VofaG)

191 Well she didn't say anything about Tim Roof, whoever that is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM

He was busted.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (ewjUl)

192 Sheeeeet.
Posted by: Grok at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (kgE5c)
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[Golly!]
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM (6K6Eu)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (/x6eu)

193 153 CBD- getting hammered since 5am est.
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Stay in your lane.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (dg+HA)

194 Sheeeeet.
Posted by: Grok
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Thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (/tzYP)

195 GRU is the Russian military intelligence outfit. Why are they the ones torching IKEA stores? Or is IKEA a front for a secret military industrial factory complex?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:10 AM (Ocj/H)

Shouldn't IKEA stores be well-stocked with Pernikti fire extinguishers in order to forestall such calamities?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (MqtqS)

196 Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨Chief Judge Boasberg Blocked the deportation of Tren de Aragua gang member’s without disclosing the fact that his daughter works for a 501c3 called “Partners For Justice” that gives criminal illegal aliens and gang members legal advice.

.. can you say "conflict-of-interest" ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
-

TRUMP BE LIKE A BOSS!

https://tinyurl.com/f9c9n54d

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (RRBie)

197 "Tin roof" was an ad-lib and yet the rest of the band rolled with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (Ocj/H)

198 She was kind of hot without the beehive.
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Spiders hide in beehive doos.
Posted by: Pudinhead

You may be surprised to learn cooties inhabit some other places also.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (cYBz/)

199 He was busted.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:14 AM (ewjUl)

Well played.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (ExV1e)

200 200

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 10:16 AM (RRBie)

201 You may be surprised to learn cooties inhabit some other places also.
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Cooters and cooties go together like peas and carrots.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:16 AM (Hpgos)

202 Help me out here. Do these rogue judges have explanations for their rulings other than because?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (kTd/k)

203 The Washington, D.C., attorney general’s office has dropped its lawsuit against the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers over the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.

In a court filing, the attorney general’s office said the city was unlikely to be able to find enough money to justify continuing the case against the conservative groups.

The case was being dismissed with prejudice, which means the claims against the defendants cannot be brought again.

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

204 "Tin roof" was an ad-lib and yet the rest of the band rolled with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (Ocj/H)

I like the fact that "tin roof, rusted" came to mean pregnant, at least briefly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

205 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Ridicule raimondo. He's a douche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Love Shack>Shaggin Wagon>Fuck Truck

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (ewjUl)

207 You may be surprised to learn cooties inhabit some other places also.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2025 10:15 AM (cYBz/)
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One French hygiene manual from the 18th Century recommended combing your hair lightly in the morning, "...to shake up the vermin."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (6K6Eu)

208 205
Ridicule raimondo. He's a douche.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

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Who?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (GBKbO)

209 Help me out here. Do these rogue judges have explanations for their rulings other than because?

Feelings. As in butt-hurt feelings for seeing Kamala lose.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (Ocj/H)

210 202 Help me out here. Do these rogue judges have explanations for their rulings other than because?
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I believe its called 'Respect My Authority!'

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:18 AM (Hpgos)

211 I like the fact that "tin roof, rusted" came to mean pregnant, at least briefly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM

Wut? Never heard that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:18 AM (ewjUl)

212 I lived in a shotgun shack in New Orleans for year back in the day. Long linear layout, with an off-center front door which looked down a long narrow hallway with kitchen and one bedroom on the left, second bedroom door at the end of the hall, that when opened lined up directly to the back door.. Kind of a lower class, working class neighborhood.

Higher end shotgunn homes didn't really have a hallway, rather just large central openings with rooms laid out right downn the middfle from front to back.

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:18 AM (/iMjX)

213 Preggers?

Nani?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:18 AM (Ocj/H)

214 Tin roof sundae ice cream.

Posted by: Yum at March 18, 2025 10:19 AM (dg+HA)

215 @190 Sebastian, Bearsville Studio. Still there, Bar out of Hell was recorded there, REM did Automatic for The People there. It was established by Albert Grossman who was Dylan's manager . My office represented his estate after an LA firm had gone through a lot of money. One of my partners handed me two tickets to the Bearsville Theater which is on the same property. Warm up show for The Pretenders world tour. 100 people at the show , awesome. Still gets great shows there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:19 AM (bVN1m)

216 206 Love Shack>Shaggin Wagon>Fuck Truck
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AKA Free Candy Van.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:19 AM (Hpgos)

217 Do these rogue judges have explanations for their rulings other than because?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (kTd/k)

In the unwritten codicils of their rulings it states, "There exists a financial interest held by me, a friend, or family member, in this entirely legal and justified action by President Trump not taking place so I shall stamp my wee foot."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (ExV1e)

218 I like the fact that "tin roof, rusted" came to mean pregnant, at least briefly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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"Roam" from that album has nothing to do with walking around aimlessly.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (X6AM8)

219 153 CBD- getting hammered since 5am est.
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I thought that was Doof??
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (/tzYP)

Dayum. Do I really have that kind of reputation?

*whispers "you know you do" to self*

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (Uq+qx)

220 Love Shack>Shaggin Wagon>Fuck Truck
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM (ewjUl)

What was it in Kill Bill? Pussy Wagon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (/x6eu)

221 I thought only Paul Pelosi got hammered?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Ocj/H)

222 >>I lived in a shotgun shack in New Orleans

One of those was featured in 'Your Honor' on Prime starting that Breaking Bad guy.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Y1sOo)

223 Love Shack is VERY high on my list of songs I never need to hear ever again.

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Uq+qx)

224 Boasberg's wife is also a big Dem donor . Runs an abortion organization in Virginia. Made all kinds of nasty comments about Trump after 2016 election because of course she loooved Hillary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (bVN1m)

225 223 Love Shack is VERY high on my list of songs I never need to hear ever again.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Uq+qx)

========

It's certainly no Spin Me Round.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

226 I like the fact that "tin roof, rusted" came to mean pregnant, at least briefly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:17 AM

Wut? Never heard that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:18 AM (ewjUl)

https://tinyurl.com/2yxynsyb+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (ExV1e)

227 What was it in Kill Bill? Pussy Wagon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:20

Grease. The song Greased Lightening

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (4XwPj)

228 62 "Sidney Laufman was born in Cleveland, Ohio and began his education in art at the Cleveland School of Art.

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The Cleveland School of Art did its admissions recruiting on matchbook covers.

"Draw Blinky"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (hY4dx)

229 223 Love Shack is VERY high on my list of songs I never need to hear ever again.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Uq+qx)

'Jeremy' by Pearly Jam (fuck that kid.)

'Mr Jones' by Counting Crows is #1 with a bullet for me. Dear Lord, I hate that song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (/x6eu)

230 @223 agreed, though the song "Roam" off that CD is great

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (bVN1m)

231 "Roam" from that album has nothing to do with walking around aimlessly.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (X6AM

The lyrics certainly imply something else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (ExV1e)

232 229 223 Love Shack is VERY high on my list of songs I never need to hear ever again.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM (Uq+qx)

'Jeremy' by Pearly Jam (fuck that kid.)

'Mr Jones' by Counting Crows is #1 with a bullet for me. Dear Lord, I hate that song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (/x6eu)

Damn all of you....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (VE6XX)

233 Aetius

Is it time to walk the dinosaur?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (Ocj/H)

234 *whispers "you know you do" to self*
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Get lost, loser!

Little thirsty in here, ain't it, Doof, good buddy?

Is that a case of Ace's 'special' ValuRite in the corner over there??

Posted by: little devil on Doof's left shoulder at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (/tzYP)

235 I thought only Paul Pelosi got hammered?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:21 AM

Lawrence Odonnel?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (ewjUl)

236 'Mr Jones' by Counting Crows is #1 with a bullet for me. Dear Lord, I hate that song.
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She's looking at you - no she's looking at me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (Hpgos)

237 NYPost: USPS worker convicted of stealing $1.6 million in checks before blowing it on luxury hotels, gentlemen’s clubs

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

238 Boasberg's wife is also a big Dem donor . Runs an abortion organization in Virginia. Made all kinds of nasty comments about Trump after 2016 election because of course she loooved Hillary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (bVN1m)

Sounds like Trump's DOJ needs to Rico the whole family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (MqtqS)

239 Not to be all nit-picky, but 'cooties' is not a name of a specific pest species.

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (/iMjX)

240 237 NYPost: USPS worker convicted of stealing $1.6 million in checks before blowing it on luxury hotels, gentlemen’s clubs
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Newman!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (/tzYP)

241 Biden's Dog, thanks for the etymology of "rasha."

Posted by: Bulg at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

242 NYPost: USPS worker convicted of stealing $1.6 million in checks before blowing it on luxury hotels, gentlemen’s clubs
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

Mailing ballots is totes secure, y'all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

243 Sounds like that judge and family need to spend time with those gang bangers down in an El Salvadoran jail

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (Ocj/H)

244 Jeremy' by Pearly Jam (fuck that kid.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:23 AM (/x6eu)

I detest that song. And what is worse? My nephew and his wife named their son Jeremy and the kid is "on the spectrum".

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:26 AM (4XwPj)

245 Hey that USPS worker sounds like a proto-Moron

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:26 AM (Ocj/H)

246 Sounds like Trump's DOJ needs to Rico the whole family.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM

This has already been done my friend. But I am tired and had to call in my friend Paolo for some help yes. I am how you say, not robot.

Posted by: Rico at March 18, 2025 10:26 AM (ewjUl)

247 >>> 227 What was it in Kill Bill? Pussy Wagon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:20

Grease. The song Greased Lightening
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:22 AM (4XwPj)

=======

You are both correct.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (6TlG5)

248 1 877 Kars 4 Kids

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (LkLld)

249 248 1 877 Kars 4 Kids
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (LkLld)

Oh boy...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX)

250 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (Ocj/H)

251 250 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"
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Love that song.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:28 AM (Hpgos)

252 NYPost: USPS worker convicted of stealing $1.6 million in checks before blowing it on luxury hotels, gentlemen’s clubs
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

Mailing ballots is totes secure, y'all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

Government checks. most likely, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:28 AM (MqtqS)

253 1 877 Kars 4 Kids
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM

I would destroy a perfectly good car rather than give it to them due to that god awful song.

Oh and Biden called the number he gave them a car but was expecting a kid in return.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:28 AM (ewjUl)

254 Sounds like Trump's DOJ needs to Rico the whole family.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:24 AM

This has already been done my friend. But I am tired and had to call in my friend Paolo for some help yes. I am how you say, not robot.
Posted by: Rico at March 18, 2025 10:26 AM (ewjUl)
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Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rica?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:28 AM (6K6Eu)

255 Hollywood stars beg Trump for help after calling him a 'pig' and a 'petty dictator'
***

Come to Mar-a-Lago and kiss the ring, bitches.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (Y1sOo)

256 How many feral judges has Trump and/or his administration had to fend off now?

There's a much larger problem than 'just' Boasberg and the others. The bulk of the federal judiciary is borked. Judicial reform using.... the federal judiciary doesn't seem practical.

Rope and lampposts however...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (Q4IgG)

257 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM (Ocj/H)

Eh, that and 'Loser' by Beck were isolated enough I do not hate the opening chords.

I still fucking here 'Mr Jones and me...' Gah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (/x6eu)

258 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't hate that song. It's just so damned odd that it's not on my hate it list.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (4XwPj)

259 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM

Thanks a lot Anna

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (ewjUl)

260 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! My plan to pad my handicap last week ran afoul of three back-to-back-to-back pars. So I'll continue this week with a view towards cleaning up next week!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2025 10:29 AM (W/lyH)

261 Superman's Song by CTDs is still good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:30 AM (/x6eu)

262 "you know you do"

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:20 AM (Uq+qx)

Just bought a bottle of Bulleit 10 Year.

I can't go six months without bourbon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:30 AM (L5An7)

263 Eh. Shut up and dance with me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (Mmf4/)

264 Well I did have a Chrylser as big as a whale! (a puke Green Newport!)

BTW, the Love Shack needs a new roof. It's....rusted.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:09 AM (ewjUl)

Chrysler did land yachts good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (VwHCD)

265 Is their a time for JFK files release?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (hTwKe)

266 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

Muldoon stole your coffee.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (4XwPj)

267 You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 09:53 AM (VwHCD)

I never figured you quoting B-52 lyrics.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2025 09:55 AM (VofaG)

And you'd be right!

Posted by: David Byrne and the Talking Heads at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (FCbAQ)

268 Hey there Delilah.....NOOOO

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM (ewjUl)

269 Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:32 AM (Hpgos)

270 Just bought a bottle of Bulleit 10 Year.

I can't go six months without bourbon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:30 AM (L5An7)

You pour a Bourbon in France, and it won't have any head on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:32 AM (MqtqS)

271 In addition being the FISA court judge that allowed the FBI to lie to him to get a warrant to spy on the Trump campaign, gave Kevin Clinesmith a tap on the wrist he was also the judge that let Ray Epps walk while claiming Trump supporters launched an insurrection on J6.

He's not a judge. He's a far left activist.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:32 AM (LkLld)

272 Was thinking earlier that it was 3am and I must be lonely.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:32 AM (TIRHP)

273 Posted by: Diogenes

*******

psst! @104

Tee hee!

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:33 AM (/iMjX)

274 Chrysler did land yachts good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM

The trunk of that thing could hold some of the cars on the road today. It could also hold 40 cases of beer. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:33 AM (ewjUl)

275 I'm getting out before you guys start quoting Queensryche lyrics and we all get Yoko-ed tomorrow!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 10:33 AM (/tzYP)

276 The wing of a Delta Air Lines plane collided with the runway as it was landing at LaGuardia Airport on Sunday night, according to the Federal Aviation Administration.

The plane's 'left wing struck the runway while landing' at approximately 10:10pm, which was when pilots 'executed a go-around,' the FAA said.
****

Endeavor Air again

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:33 AM (Y1sOo)

277 The checks being sent to the Nigerian prince.

Posted by: L - No nick, another fine day at March 18, 2025 10:33 AM (NFX2v)

278 Endeavor Air again

can they endeavour to fly straight once in a while?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:34 AM (Ocj/H)

279 In addition being the FISA court judge that allowed the FBI to lie to him to get a warrant to spy on the Trump campaign, gave Kevin Clinesmith a tap on the wrist he was also the judge that let Ray Epps walk while claiming Trump supporters launched an insurrection on J6.

He's not a judge. He's a far left activist.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:32 AM

Wait, this is the same judge? Yea, he needs to GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:34 AM (ewjUl)

280 Chrysler did land yachts good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2025 10:31 AM

There's a auto shop next to a fave diner that has a big land yacht in the parking lot. Four flat tires. Chalky paint. It's in sad shape. It just sits there waiting to rust down to the ground. I feel sorry for that car. It must have been a sweetheart in its prime.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:34 AM (4XwPj)

281 The Crash Test Dummies have entered Chat, "hmm hmm hmm"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:27 AM

Is that the monotonal, droning one?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (L5An7)

282 There are still *looks again at my math* 8.9 MILLION people over 120 Year Old in the SS dbase.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2025

***
Just give me a dollar for each one of 'em, and cancel the rest! Talk about saving money!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

283 Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful. Dood'n dood'n uh uh... Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)

284 There's a auto shop next to a fave diner that has a big land yacht in the parking lot. Four flat tires. Chalky paint. It's in sad shape. It just sits there waiting to rust down to the ground. I feel sorry for that car. It must have been a sweetheart in its prime.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:34 AM

Landau top?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (ewjUl)

285 Is that the monotonal, droning one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (L5An7)

Yeah, the singer was not exactly Brian Wilson when it came to range.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:36 AM (/x6eu)

286 Is that the monotonal, droning one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM

Yes. And the lead singer is like 5'4

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:36 AM (ewjUl)

287 There's a auto shop next to a fave diner that has a big land yacht in the parking lot. Four flat tires. Chalky paint. It's in sad shape. It just sits there waiting to rust down to the ground. I feel sorry for that car. It must have been a sweetheart in its prime.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:34 AM (4XwPj)

Doesn't seem like great advertising for the auto shop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

288 My favorite Land Yacht that I owned for a while was a light blue '76 Electra deuce and a quarter. That thing was a dream on the highway! About as long as any 2 cars together today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (uWKK8)

289 Yes. And the lead singer is like 5'4

And still taller than Thousand Millimeter Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (Ocj/H)

290 Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful. Dood'n dood'n uh uh... Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM

It's no Muskrat Love.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (ewjUl)

291 Kind of sounded like he subsistence on gravel, whiskey and Lucky Strikes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (/x6eu)

292 Maddie Cat has been crying for a bit. Finally had a notion of what she was trying to say. Found that Schroedinger Kitty managed to get shut in the back bedroom.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:38 AM (6K6Eu)

293 Is that the monotonal, droning one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM (L5An7)

I searched that, got to the first mmm part, turned it off and thanked the Lord that I wasn't listening to new music whenever that shit came out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

294 >>Wait, this is the same judge? Yea, he needs to GTFO.

Yea, sorry. That wasn't clear. Multi-tasking. All of that is Boasberg. And there is more coming out about his family's connections to illegals and the Democrat Party.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:38 AM (LkLld)

295 Cooter is the name of the mechanic working on my pickup truck at a garage near the A & W.

Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (fY84s)

296 Yea, sorry. That wasn't clear. Multi-tasking. All of that is Boasberg. And there is more coming out about his family's connections to illegals and the Democrat Party.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2025 10:38 AM (LkLld)

Yet nothing will happen....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)

297 My favorite Land Yacht that I owned for a while was a light blue '76 Electra deuce and a quarter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM (uWKK

My dad's 1973 Chevy Impala.

Not really a land yacht, but it was big, and damned near indestructible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (L5An7)

298 Landau top?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:35 AM

No, this is the white 4 door one. The lands top one is hideous brown and only 2 doors. its just sitting there waiting to rust to the ground also. I don't feel sorry for that one though. That color is seriously gross.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (4XwPj)

299 Tarzan wasn't a ladies man.
He'd just come up on and scoop up under his arm like that, quick as a cat in the jungle.

Now Clark Kent, there was a real gent. He would not be caught sitting around in no jungle scaoe, dumb as an ape doing nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (/x6eu)

300 The Big Three car makers in the US was still recycling Sherman tank armor into the 1970s?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (Ocj/H)

301 My dad's 1973 Chevy Impala.

Not really a land yacht, but it was big, and damned near indestructible.
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Delta 88, I win.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (Hpgos)

302 Guy I went to school with drove a 1972 Continental he named The Enterprise.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (64qRd)

303 Cooter is the name of the mechanic working on my pickup truck at a garage near the A & W.
Posted by: CIC Orange Manbaby at March 18, 2025 10:39 AM (fY84s)

Right next to the piggly wiggly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (/x6eu)

304 My question to Google AI:

What is the worst song for an ear worm?

Answer:

The song most likely to become an earworm, or a song that gets stuck in your head, is arguably "We Built This City" by Boston.

Um...

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (Y1sOo)

305 Cooter's a sharp guy. He will find that loose nut behind the wheel and fix it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (MqtqS)

306 Grok down wit Ebonics, yo.
Posted by: Grok
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I dug your rap. My momma didn't raise no dummies!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at March 18, 2025 10:11 AM

Sheeeeet.
Posted by: Grok at March 18, 2025 10:12 AM (kgE5c)
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[Golly!]
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:13 AM

I love this place.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (kgE5c)

307 And the lead singer is like 5'4

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:36 AM (ewjUl)

Size isn't everything!

Posted by: Prince at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (L5An7)

308 Doesn't seem like great advertising for the auto shop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:37 AM

I think its mostly muffler/exhaust work.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (4XwPj)

309 Google Ai has lost the beat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (Ocj/H)

310 Wasn't that Jefferson Starship?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (XMwZJ)

311 The song most likely to become an earworm, or a song that gets stuck in your head, is arguably "We Built This City" by Boston.

Um...
Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM (Y1sOo)

Starship

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (VE6XX)

312 The Electras could be beautiful cars, depending on year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (/x6eu)

313 Yep Grace Slick

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:42 AM (Ocj/H)

314 Just bought a bottle of Bulleit 10 Year.

I can't go six months without bourbon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:30 AM (L5An7)

That's a great upgrade over the standard orange label stuff.
Then there is the barrel proof stuff which is exponentially better. I have 2 of those from a previous trip to KY.

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:42 AM (Uq+qx)

315 If Boston sang We built this city, it would sound exactly like More than a feeling.

Note: I like Boston.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (/x6eu)

316 Prince was multi-talented.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (Ocj/H)

317 Kenneddy Papers to be released at high noon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (hTwKe)

318 Pop Refugee bought a used Olds 98, with iirc a 455.

The few times I drove it, I sensed the steering wheel and the front tires had a distant relationship.

It just kinda floated in the general direction you tried to aim it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (X6AM8)

319 The song most likely to become an earworm, or a song that gets stuck in your head, is arguably "We Built This City" by Boston.

Um...
Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:40 AM

Well, we don't have to worry about Skynet becoming self-aware.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (kgE5c)

320 Of course it wasn't Boston, but Starship.

AI is the bomb, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (Y1sOo)

321 I must have missed some expository stuff. How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

322 317 Kenneddy Papers to be released at high noon.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (hTwKe)

If there was anything "good" it would have been leaked

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

323 Then there is the barrel proof stuff which is exponentially better. I have 2 of those from a previous trip to KY.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:42 AM (Uq+qx)

I'll have to look for that when I get more good rum. I liked their rye whiskey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (/x6eu)

324 Size isn't everything!
Posted by: Prince at March 18, 2025 10:41 AM (L5An7)

That's what she said... but she was just trying to make you feel better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (ExV1e)

325 Won't somebody think of the Irish?

CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

326 The Kennedy papers will be snapshots of Nancy Pelosi being shagged by all the Kennedy brothers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (Ocj/H)

327 Learned to drive in my dad's Electra duce-and-a-quarter.

Frickin' boat

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (Y1sOo)

328 The painting is nice enough, I guess?
Wish it were a little brighter. Impressionists used such lovely colors. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (Cki93)

329 Won't somebody think of the Irish?

CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)
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Aw. prairie shit...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (6K6Eu)

330 We Built This City… Boston??? Uh..

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (PCK5/)

331 CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM

Speaking of Boston...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (kgE5c)

332 Isn't Ireland a socialist paradise? Why would any true Irishman want to leave it?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (XMwZJ)

333 Kenneddy Papers to be released at high noon.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM

CIA or Mob hit?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (ewjUl)

334 AOSHQ - come for the fine art critique, stay for the classic cars and ear worm discussions.

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (/iMjX)

335 Lithuania Says Russian Intelligence Behind IKEA Arson Attack

Are they sure it isn’t the massive diversity Europe has been bringing in? I guess Russia is the all purpose excuse for the left now. “I don’t have my homework done because of Putin”.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (3cXfB)

336 A 70's Ford pickup rear ended a Chevy Impala. The truck was rolled to the dashboard. The Impala had a scratch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (hTwKe)

337 *wakes up*
*scratches*
*looks around*
*steals Diogenes' coffee*
*wanders off*
Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 09:54 AM (/iMjX)

*shakes fist*
*grabs flask*

Ha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (W/lyH)

338 The painting is nice enough, I guess?
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My first reaction was "Nicely done...and somber--couldn't hang that one in the living room."

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (TN0g+)

339 Isn't Ireland a socialist paradise? Why would any true Irishman want to leave it?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM

Ah, the old "No True Irishman" immigration fallacy!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (kgE5c)

340 That's a great upgrade over the standard orange label stuff.

Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2025 10:42 AM (Uq+qx)

Yup, and it wasn't obscenely priced, which is nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (L5An7)

341 Some ear worms are pleasanter than others…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (PCK5/)

342 I must have missed some expository stuff. How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

One day he said, "New Jersey sucks so much. Even France is better." And then he moved to Paris.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

343 >>BS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America

"Sorry, we're only taking in muslims from Asia and Africa right now. Don't come home."
-- Globalist leaders in Ireland

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (Cki93)

344 Won't somebody think of the Irish?

CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

Anyone willing to bet these illegals are not muzzies that came by way of Ireland?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (MqtqS)

345 Well, Google AI is right about one thing...that is a fucking earworm. Now I can't get that shitty song out of my head...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (XMwZJ)

346 333 CIA hit, orchestraded by the elder Bush.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (hTwKe)

347 Don't make me get out the RATT song...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (O7YUW)

348 What's funny is I then typed into Google AI "We Built This City, by Boston" and it told me, no, not Boston, Starship.

*slaps forehead*

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM (Y1sOo)

349 Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America

LOL. They will do anything to avoid talking about who actually crossed the border.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (3cXfB)

350 331 CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM

Speaking of Boston...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 10:45 AM (kgE5c)

I do not believe the mere presence of Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland should be the basis of a refugee claim, but let's hear them out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (pIfcn)

351 Ah, Russia… is there anything bad that they are NOT responsible for???

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (PCK5/)

352 336 A 70's Ford pickup rear ended a Chevy Impala. The truck was rolled to the dashboard. The Impala had a scratch.
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While at a stoplight in my 59 T Bird I was rear ended at speed by a new BMW. Result, my tail light wasn't working and the BMW entire front end was accordioned into the dash. Fuck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (Hpgos)

353 Saving democracy!

End Wokeness@EndWokeness
WH protest: "Remove this president or there will be violence"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

354 How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

Deported by that Trump guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (L5An7)

355 351 Ah, Russia… is there anything bad that they are NOT responsible for???
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (PCK5/)

Why would Russia blow up IKEA ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

356 I must have missed some expository stuff. How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?

**********

On a secret mission to uncharted space.

CBD is Buzz Lightyear

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (/iMjX)

357 Well, Google AI is right about one thing...that is a fucking earworm. Now I can't get that shitty song out of my head...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:47 AM

Which one?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (ewjUl)

358 >>>The song most likely to become an earworm, or a song that gets stuck in your head, is arguably "We Built This City" by Boston.

>What about America, "A Horse With No Name?"

Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, ...

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (fY84s)

359 356 CBD is Buzz Lightyear
Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (/iMjX)

======

And ace is The Doctor.

We are ruled by sci-fi icons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

360 I took my driving test in a '74 Ford Gran Torino Station Wagon. Big boat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (Q4IgG)

361 Cherry Pie by Warrant
18 and Life by Skid Row
Here I go again by Whitesnake

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (/x6eu)

362 354 How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

Deported by that Trump guy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (L5An7)

Finally!!! Thought that guy would NEVER leave!

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (PCK5/)

363 CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

Let me help clarify that....
Dear Irish Undocumented People

You are illegal aliens and you can, should, and ultimately will Get. The. Fuck. Out. We need you here like we need the South American and Central American illegal aliens. Which means... We don't fucking need or want you here. Get. The. Fuck. Out!
Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (4XwPj)

364 How comes it that CBD is currently in Paree?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

Deported by that Trump guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (L5An7)

We gave CBD to the Frogs instead of giving back the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (iJfKG)

365 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
WH protest: "Remove this president or there will be violence"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM

That sounds insurectiony!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (ewjUl)

366 355 351 Ah, Russia… is there anything bad that they are NOT responsible for???
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (PCK5/)

Why would Russia blow up IKEA ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

Frustration, I magine…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (PCK5/)

367 Where's the good stuff? Van Gogh, Waterhouse, etc.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (hTwKe)

368 What about America, "A Horse With No Name?"

Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, ...
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (fY84s)
---------------
During the First Gulf War, Dr. Demento played a parody of that: I'm Flyin' Through the Desert with a Bomb for Hussein.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (6K6Eu)

369 Won't somebody think of the Irish?

CBS News@CBSNews
Irish, undocumented, and unsure of their future in Trump's America
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)
________

Yea, let's talk about the 5 or 6 micks here illegally, and not the 5 or 6 million South American wetbacks who came over during Biden's slumber. And as for the handful of illegal micks, fuck them too. I don't care where you're from, if you're here illegally, then get the fuck out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (iFTx/)

370 You are illegal aliens and you can, should, and ultimately will Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (4XwPj)

It is a simple as that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (L5An7)

371 During the First Gulf War, Dr. Demento played a parody of that: I'm Flyin' Through the Desert with a Bomb for Hussein.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (6K6Eu)

Ah... Dr. Demento.... Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (VE6XX)

372 WH protest: "Remove this president or there will be violence"
Seems we're in somewhat of a Mexican standoff, because...remove this president AND there will be violence.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (XMwZJ)

373 365 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
WH protest: "Remove this president or there will be violence"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:48 AM

--------

The democracy of the ice axe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (hY4dx)

374 370 You are illegal aliens and you can, should, and ultimately will Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (4XwPj)

It is a simple as that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (L5An7)

======

Then who will stop the asteroids?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

375 371
Ah... Dr. Demento.... Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:51 AM (VE6XX)

Talk about earworms…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (PCK5/)

376 Where's the good stuff? Van Gogh, Waterhouse, etc.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (hTwKe)

Over at the hotair.com art thread. It's great over there!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (L5An7)

377 A 70's Ford pickup rear ended a Chevy Impala. The truck was rolled to the dashboard. The Impala had a scratch.

Modern crash standards are for real. That video of the tri-five Chevy basically disintegrating in a collision is painful but true.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (3cXfB)

378 346 333

LBJ. Roger Stone makes the case that LBJ was a serial killer (seriously).

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (TN0g+)

379 I saw a Dodge Dart station Wagon the other day. Wrap around windshield. White. Chrome. Red interior. Beautiful. Sounded awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (/x6eu)

380 Talk about earworms…
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (PCK5/)

You're welcome

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (VE6XX)

381 Video killed the radio star

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (Ocj/H)

382 Remove the President AND there will be violence.. suggested edit..

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (PCK5/)

383 Wish I was in Tijuana eating barbequed Iguana....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (VE6XX)

384 Dodge Dart would be a good band name.

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (TN0g+)

385 376 Where's the good stuff? Van Gogh, Waterhouse, etc.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 10:50 AM (hTwKe)

Over at the hotair.com art thread. It's great over there!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (L5An7)

Snort…. do crepes make one snappy??

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (PCK5/)

386 Roger Stone makes the case that LBJ was a serial killer

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (TN0g+)

How many black Americans are dead because of his social policies?

I think that is a reasonable statement!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (L5An7)

387 Wish I was in Tijuana eating barbequed Iguana....
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I comprende...just a little...

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:55 AM (TN0g+)

388 382 Remove the President AND there will be violence.. suggested edit..
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (PCK5/)

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When the ancien regime goes, that's always when the real violence starts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2025 10:55 AM (hY4dx)

389 388 382 Remove the President AND there will be violence.. suggested edit..
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (PCK5/)

Say hello to President Vance

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:55 AM (VE6XX)

390
We gave CBD to the Frogs instead of giving back the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2025 10:49 AM (iJfKG)

Trojan Dildo

of course the French will fall for that.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (pIfcn)

391 Then who will stop the asteroids?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

Why don't they call hemorrhoids asteroids?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (ewjUl)

392 Dodge Dart would be a good band name.
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (TN0g+)

DOGE! Drat!

Posted by: Bloated tick in an NGO at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (MqtqS)

393 No wonder Biden left him in outer space!

Tony Perkins@tperkins
Astronomical faith!
CBS News reporter Mark Strassmann to astronaut Butch Wilmore: What is your life lesson or takeaway from these nine months in space?
“My feeling on all of this goes back to my faith. It's bound in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He is working out His plan and His purposes for His glory… And however that plays out, I am content because I understand that.”

-
Damn hillbilly astronauts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (L/fGl)

394 Tensor just censored the alluring sexy looking cow girl...

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (Ocj/H)

395 384 Dodge Dart would be a good band name.
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 10:54 AM (TN0g+)

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It used to be a fun backyard game until all the brain injuries happened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (hY4dx)

396 389 388 382 Remove the President AND there will be violence.. suggested edit..
Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:53 AM (PCK5/)

Say hello to President Vance
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:55 AM (VE6XX)

Shhhh…🤫

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (PCK5/)

397 391 Then who will stop the asteroids?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

Why don't they call hemorrhoids asteroids?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (ewjUl)

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Because it's assteroids?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

398 Dodge Dart would be a good band name.
Posted by: Crusader

Dodging Lawn Darts?

Posted by: Musical Moron at March 18, 2025 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

399 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 NEW: WH Deputy Press Sec. Harrison Fields says “the American people will be SHOCKED” by what they learn from the JFK Files

80,000 pages are set to be released this afternoon, and they’re believed to be mostly unredacted.

Could be an interesting day!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 10:57 AM (RRBie)

400 I'm turning Japanese I really think so, everyone avoids me like a Cyclone Ranger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2025 10:57 AM (Ocj/H)

401 399 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 NEW: WH Deputy Press Sec. Harrison Fields says “the American people will be SHOCKED” by what they learn from the JFK Files

We were burned with the Epstein stuff.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (VE6XX)

402 I think the options are CIA, Mob or LBJ coordinating with the CIA.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (ewjUl)

403 402 I think the options are CIA, Mob or LBJ coordinating with the CIA.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (ewjUl)

Amish…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (PCK5/)

404 There was always going to be violence with Trump in office. It's just taking the Democrats more time to get their collective shit together and give the marching orders to the typical parties.

And find some spare change to fund their revolt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (Q4IgG)

405 Didn't the Non RFK Kennedy's ask that these not be released ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (VE6XX)

406 402 I think the options are CIA, Mob or LBJ coordinating with the CIA.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (ewjUl)

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Yeah Senator. The Johnson family has a lotta buffahs.

Posted by: Willie Cicci at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (hY4dx)

407 351 Ah, Russia… is there anything bad that they are NOT responsible for???
Posted by: tubal
======
Too many people use two value logic here--if Ukraine is bad then Russia is good or vice versa.

Truth is that Russia has pissed in its cornflakes for centuries trying to bully and harass neighboring nations. Underneath the radar, ships were dragging their anchors to cut both power and communication lines recently in the Baltic between Finland, Sweden, etc. and the Baltic states.

I am sure that someone will then blame those nations for being mean to poor ole Russia (in some cases back in the 1600's) and that they deserve these low level attacks or guilt by association aka NATO deserved it.

As a result, Euroland is pretty much united in buying oil/gas from Russia and then loathing the Russians for how they act.

We cannot claim to act better as we have bought oil from assholes supporting terrorism in the ME and elsewhere like Venezuela for nearly 70 years and basically we loathe those nations too.

To sum up, most of our knowledge of foreign affairs between other nations is skimpy, prone to emotionalism, and subject to some really poor media coverage.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (ctrM5)

408 Tensor just censored the alluring sexy looking cow girl...

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma

Cow Girl is a critical character in the anime Goblin Slayer
https://tinyurl.com/4n8h4m7m

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

409 I've always thought LBJ put the paper on Kennedy.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (4XwPj)

410 405 Didn't the Non RFK Kennedy's ask that these not be released ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (VE6XX)

‘Twould make the cocktail parties too awkward…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 11:00 AM (PCK5/)

411 We were burned with the Epstein stuff.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 10:58 AM (VE6XX)
-

Either the regime destroyed most of the relevant Epstein material or surprise arrests will me made en masse.

https://youtu.be/veD6PfKeTx8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 18, 2025 11:00 AM (RRBie)

412 Multiple shooters. 3 at least. The CIA's guy couldn't get a clear shot because of the President's wife.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2025 11:01 AM (hTwKe)

413 The brunette in gold is nice, anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2025 11:01 AM (/x6eu)

414 Okay. My work for today is done. Have fun storming the castle. Endeavor to persevere!!

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2025 11:01 AM (/iMjX)

415 Hopefully the JFK stuff is good enough to distract from Trump's ICE stuff...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2025 11:01 AM (VE6XX)

416 Rant is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 11:01 AM (kgE5c)

417 407

To sum up, most of our knowledge of foreign affairs between other nations is skimpy, prone to emotionalism, and subject to some really poor media coverage.
Posted by: whig at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (ctrM5)

And clumsy attempts at shallow humor, don’t forget that…

Posted by: tubal at March 18, 2025 11:02 AM (PCK5/)

418 Cow Girl is a critical character in the anime Goblin Slayer
https://tinyurl.com/4n8h4m7m
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

Shouldn't there be four of them, if she is a cow girl?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2025 11:02 AM (MqtqS)

419
"Lone gunmen. Lots of weird coincidences. Nothing to see here."

-unredacted top secret report findings

Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2025 11:03 AM (j4U/Z)

420 405 Didn't the Non RFK Kennedy's ask that these not be released ?
Posted by: It's me donna
=======
Most likely a lot of embarrassing connections that JFK had like Judith Exner and mobsters that prompted musing by random fed agents that JFK got whacked by the mob. Probably other information like Lee Harvey was a CIA asset embarrasses the CIA, random considerations of other countries intel that might be involved--USSR, etc. and so on.

Basically throwing darts on the wall by some fed agents investigating in memos and some of that info probably mentions a variety of intel relationships some of which are unsavory, assets, and nations that might have motive to kill JFK.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2025 11:03 AM (ctrM5)

421 Saw "The Electric State"..now streaming on Netflix.

I didn't hate it. It's (a low bar I know) better than anything Marvel or Disney have put out lately, so maybe a B-B-.

But, it illustrates two writing problems in modern movies.

1) Any white male can't be a hero who actually affects the outcome or tells the female character anything or isn't much more than a big blowhard.

Remember Kurt Russell's character in "Big Trouble in Little China" how funny it was that you thought he'd be the big hero but he wound up doing almost nothing in the movie. Yeah...all that all the time.

They totally wasted Chris Pratt by basically having him do nothing but follow the Bobby Brown character around. They gave him one really funny line and that's about it.
Which leads us to 2.

2) The Girl Boss appears to be dead but it's now been replaced by the Snarky, Unpleasant Know-it-All as the main character.
And Bobby Brown isn't a good enough actress to carry a movie on her shoulders. She gives good happy face and sad face and that's about it.

There's nothing compelling about an older guy following around some young woman to no real effect.

An okay watch. Check it out if you wish.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2025 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

422 418 Cow Girl is a critical character in the anime Goblin Slayer
https://tinyurl.com/4n8h4m7m
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2025 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

Shouldn't there be four of them, if she is a cow girl?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You imagine Total Recall girl, but better. Instead, you get one extra large breast with four long nipples.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2025 11:04 AM (JCZqz)

423 And clumsy attempts at shallow humor, don’t forget that…
Posted by: tubal

Possibly. Irony and sarcasm come across poorly via gray boxes. Ire is not so much directed at your post but a common thread I have seen. People acting as defense attorneys for various unsavory actions done by their adopted foreign countries.

One of the reasons that Washington argued for no permanent foreign entanglements. He had fights in his own administration and in the country over France and its allies fighting the UK and its allies.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2025 11:09 AM (ctrM5)

424 Ah... Dr. Demento.... Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads...

Danger Will Robinson!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2025 11:10 AM (WPL6O)

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