Good Boys With Toys Cafe

From the NY Mirror in the 1950s
People had more wisdom in the olden days.

Bobcat proves he's definitely a cat.

Dog meets the new puppy. He tries to give the puppy his tennis ball.

Reuniting a lost lamb with its mama.

More kisses, more!

Dog wants its master to acknowledge its toy.

Another all-in. The dog is doing his best.

Dog is a very shy snuggler.

Dolphin gives dog a little smoocher.

Out of control!

When the humans sleep.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/i63T0kQk5g
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 12, 2025

Happy dog.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/7gzRdn4AiA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 12, 2025

Pet Survivor:

This mouse laughs at those dum-dums.

Posted by: Ace at 07:58 PM

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Posted by: runner at March 12, 2025 07:59 PM (g47mK)

2 >>>If a woman needs it, should she be spanked?

Question kinda answers itself, doesn't it?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2025 07:59 PM (klJTj)

3 Dang

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2025 08:00 PM (4Hpbc)

4 Is the woman Zoot? If so, then, yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2025 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Oh my

Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2025 08:01 PM (lCppi)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip i at March 12, 2025 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

7 Every woman should be spanked with your consent. I mean her consent. HER consent

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2025 08:01 PM (7+C4b)

8 ... hairbrush properly applied? Tell me more.

hahahaha

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:02 PM (ftFVW)

9 No seagulls tonight?

Posted by: Gertrude and Heathcliff. at March 12, 2025 08:03 PM (G5+As)

10 >>>Bobcat proves he's definitely a cat.

The text on the box is backwards. Video has been flipped for some reason.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2025 08:04 PM (klJTj)

11 nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:04 PM (/tzYP)

12 Damned autocorrect made a funny.

I meant to say cricket pitch, but it came out crikey pitch.

And, Red Wings score again.

2-1 now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

13 Video has been flipped for some reason.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2025 08:04 PM (klJTj)

Canton, MA cops again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

14 If she leaves the Grail sign on, definitely.

Posted by: Sister Dingo at March 12, 2025 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

15 RE: WNBA. I think Greiner was in Russia to play ball. Seems like I read at the time that many WNBA players play internationally for more money.

My gut feeling is that even Alberta would vote like Minnesota. I love Canada but they tend to be WAY too compliant versus government tyranny. Let's let Canada be Canada. Also I don't trust their Charter Rights and neither should they.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:06 PM (b294k)

16 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
WATCH: Defense Sec. Hegseth delivers message ahead of tonight's scheduled NASA-SpaceX launch to help bring the Starliner astronauts home. 🚀

"We're praying for you. We wish you Godspeed."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 20m
LIVESTREAM: NASA-SpaceX to launch mission to help bring the Starliner astronauts home

Breaking911 @Breaking911 11m
BREAKING: SpaceX launch scrubbed due to hydraulic system ground issue.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:06 PM (/tzYP)

17 Yes. Yes, she should be spanked. Some of them might not like it though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (2VST1)

18 "I've got a lot of faith in the hair brush."

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

19 Good thing "spanked" has multiple possible interpretations in today's lingo.

Posted by: Gary R at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (g3KvP)

20 Mrs928 admittedly needs the occasional spanking, as is my custom, but she also has a custom to shoot men who strike her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (jc0TO)

21 Let’s face it, if the 50s rule still held sway, probably 90% of the most divisive issues of today would not even exist.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (3NiEn)

22 *considers spanking Mrs fd*

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

23 *thinks better of it"

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

24 This mouse laughs at those dum-dums.

That's a hamster! Which is a Syrian mouse, I guess.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (rj6Yv)

25 Just remember what comes, how you say, after the spanking.

Posted by: Paolo at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

26 *considers spanking Mrs fd*

Posted by: fd

23 *thinks better of it"
Posted by: fd

Have you considered working on your technique?

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:09 PM (ftFVW)

27 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

28 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 14m
BREAKING: SpaceX / NASA launch postponed for mission that would allow return of astronauts stuck on ISS

Reason: Hydraulic issue with one of the ground systems
====
Nothing else new for now from my usual haunts.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:10 PM (/tzYP)

29 If only the head is black, is the sheep still a rebel?

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ftFVW)

30 For our Minnesota Morons:

https://tinyurl.com/5n86vpmd

*points*

The salmon mousse!

(full disclosure, my parents have one of those copper fish molds)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2025 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)

31 "Have you considered working on your technique?
Posted by: She Hobbit"

Enlighten me!

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

32 If it's good enough for Zoot, it's good enough for the whole shebang.

Posted by: Castle Anthrax Welcome Wagon at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (rj6Yv)

33 Within the span of about a week, Trump might rescue the astronauts that Biden abandoned (for political reasons, of course) and brought peace to eastern Europe. I can't keep up with him.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (b294k)

34 Oldest cat door in the world is in Exeter Cathedral in County Devon, England.
I have a picture of it.

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (KjLnc)

35 In other news, three men, Teddy Gallei, Miguel Matos, and Frank Desiderio have been reported missing and presumed victims of foul play. Police are investigating further.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (W/lyH)

36 Nice PP goal by Kane.

3-1

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 08:12 PM (ufFY8)

37 The newspaper clip reminded me of The Quiet Man and the controversy with it today.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2025 08:12 PM (VofaG)

38 I never got the spanking thing. The female hind end is so much better as a subject of caressing than of spanking.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

39 "Oldest cat door in the world is in Exeter Cathedral in County Devon, England.
I have a picture of it.
Posted by: Ciampino"

Do you have a picture of the oldest cat going thru it?

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

40 The 2025 WNBA Draft will be held April 14, 2025, in New York City.

Draft prospects will participate in multiple predraft activities in the city and conduct a walk along the "Orange Carpet," where they can show off their fashion style on the way into the venue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2025 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Got it back.

3-2.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 08:13 PM (ufFY8)

42 My gut feeling is that even Alberta would vote like Minnesota. I love Canada but they tend to be WAY too compliant versus government tyranny. Let's let Canada be Canada. Also I don't trust their Charter Rights and neither should they.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:06 PM (b294k)

They'd have to write a real constitution for the state to join the US. We can strip out stupid stuff there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:13 PM (n7h9X)

43 Oh gads, the hockey nerds are gonna be plaguing us tonight, eh?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

44 Unchained Melody is one of the best songs ever written but you better have the chops to sing it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (LkLld)

45 Hanky Panky

https://tinyurl.com/mr3uc84h

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (i0F8b)

46 WNBA draft.

Yeah, let me clear my schedule.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (4Hpbc)

47 I never got the spanking thing.

If she wants a spanking she gets a spanking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (2VST1)

48 40 The 2025 WNBA Draft will be held April 14, 2025, in New York City.

Draft prospects will participate in multiple predraft activities in the city and conduct a walk along the "Orange Carpet," where they can show off their fashion style on the way into the venue.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2025 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)
Mindboggling.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2025 08:15 PM (LHPAg)

49 wel then, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2025 08:15 PM (bh/mF)

50 Five years ago yesterday was the beginning of the full blown pandemic meltdown. A game between the Thunder and the Jazz was canceled because a Jazz player tested positive. Then everything else canceled.

Anyhoo, when the Jazz got back to their hotel all the staff were gone so they ordered out for food...from my restaurant! I just found that out today.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k)

51 Oh gads, the hockey nerds are gonna be plaguing us tonight, eh?
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

In to the Sin Bin with you!
Four minute double minor for snarking.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (ufFY8)

52 Let’s face it, if the 50s rule still held sway, probably 90% of the most divisive issues of today would not even exist.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (3NiEn)

But the Yankees would be winning all the time, so we are probably a bit ahead these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (n7h9X)

53 Unchained Melody is one of the best songs ever written but you better have the chops to sing it.

I can't sing that high

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (2VST1)

54 The newspaper clip reminded me of The Quiet Man and the controversy with it today.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2025 08:12 PM (VofaG)

Controversy? Mary Kate Danaher was a termagant of the first order. A matter of self-defense in the third degree in favor of Mr. Thornton.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (rj6Yv)

55 "Oh gads, the hockey nerds are gonna be plaguing us tonight, eh?
Posted by: Bulg"

Could be worse.

Posted by: Women's basketball at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

56 She Sells Spanktuary

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2025 08:16 PM (4Hpbc)

57 Maybe I'm just getting crankier in my old age but hearing people say "pup cup" annoys the fuck out of me. Not quite sure why. Just does.

Posted by: It sounds retahded at March 12, 2025 08:17 PM (5TbUi)

58 "Here's a stick to beat the lovely lady with."

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:17 PM (/tzYP)

59 43 Oh gads, the hockey nerds are gonna be plaguing us tonight, eh?
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

Yep ...

Go Sabres

Posted by: browndog chasing balls at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (TTAGa)

60 "Here's a stick to beat the lovely lady with."
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP)

"When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey. And when I drink water, I drink water."

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (b294k)

61 John Wayne spanked her in two movies

Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (AOsQT)

62 meh, fergot wut I'ws gonna say; g'night alla youse!

seeya onna Pixy thread ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (bh/mF)

63 My gut feeling is that even Alberta would vote like Minnesota. I love Canada but they tend to be WAY too compliant versus government tyranny. Let's let Canada be Canada. Also I don't trust their Charter Rights and neither should they.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:06 PM (b294k)

We could salt them with Texans to train them up. Apparenly they have to send huge tribute to the French, reminding them of that might american em up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:19 PM (n7h9X)

64 39
Cat door
https://tinyurl.com/24csz7x6

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:19 PM (KjLnc)

65 Let’s face it, if the 50s rule still held sway, probably 90% of the most divisive issues of today would not even exist.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (3NiEn)

I rate this as "true."

Posted by: The cars were bitchin' then too at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (5TbUi)

66 >>I can't sing that high

Not many can.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (LkLld)

67 31 "Have you considered working on your technique?
Posted by: She Hobbit"

Enlighten me!
Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

It's all about "consent" ...

Posted by: BDSM Enthusiast at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (TTAGa)

68 I spanked, and caught h-e-double l.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Toob" Toobin at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

69 Go Sabres
Posted by: browndog chasing balls at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (TTAGa)

I have a puck I got from a game with Buffalo's minor league affiliate back then, Cincinnati Swords.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (n7h9X)

70 John Wayne spanked her in two movies
Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (AOsQT)

"McClintock!"

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:21 PM (rj6Yv)

71 In to the Sin Bin with you!
Four minute double minor for snarking.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

The Horde penalizes snarking?

We're gonna need a bigger penalty box.

Posted by: mikeski sits down for a couple at March 12, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

72 If it's good enough for Zoot, it's good enough for the whole shebang.
Posted by: Castle Anthrax Welcome Wagon

'Shebang' is a marvelous word, innit?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2025 08:22 PM (cYBz/)

73 Maybe I'm just getting crankier in my old age but hearing people say "pup cup" annoys the fuck out of me. Not quite sure why. Just does.
Posted by: It sounds retahded at March 12, 2025 08:17 PM (5TbUi)

Oppressing the kittys angers you?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:22 PM (n7h9X)

74 Ciampino, You are the expert on this, why do they call it a "pitch" when it is dead-level?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (D7oie)

75 ... hairbrush properly applied? Tell me more.

hahahaha
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:02 PM (ftFVW)

Hairbrush.. pshaw.

https://youtu.be/Y6J4rz60BMU?t=16

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (ExV1e)

76 Span King is a city in china.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (tsszd)

77 69 Go Sabres
Posted by: browndog chasing balls at March 12, 2025 08:18 PM (TTAGa)

I have a puck I got from a game with Buffalo's minor league affiliate back then, Cincinnati Swords.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:20 PM (n7h9X)

Back in the dark days...

The affiliate is, and always should be, Rochester

Posted by: browndog shoots ... he scores at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (TTAGa)

78 Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:19 PM (KjLnc)

Adorable! And on my list for the next trip. Thank you! How are you feeling?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (Vvh2V)

79 'Shebang' is a marvelous word, innit?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2025 08:22 PM (cYBz/)

I do agree.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:24 PM (rj6Yv)

80 There was a high school in the Phoenix area, McClintock High, that I think was named after that movie. My school used to get beat up by them on the football field a lot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:24 PM (T+ixL)

81 Shebang' is a marvelous word, innit?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2025 08:22 PM (cYBz/)

I sing it very werr!

Posted by: William Hung at March 12, 2025 08:25 PM (5TbUi)

82 If a man needs a punch in the nuts, should you give it to him ?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:26 PM (WzLXQ)

83 "Ho, Macklin, long time we no get drunk together!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 12, 2025 08:26 PM (6K6Eu)

84 Can't wait to show Mrs. F. advice about spanking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2025 08:27 PM (RIvkX)

85 If a man needs a punch in the nuts, should you give it to him ?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:26 PM

Why stop there?

https://tinyurl.com/4rjk6vn4

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2025 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

86 No whiskey, we go now.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2025 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

87 Penguin spanking was a fad briefly in the 1920s. Exuberant "Slappers" used ornate paddles emblazoned with phrases such as "23 Skidodoo" and "Auksome! to strike the penguins on their tiny behinds, causing them to squeak in a most amusing manner. Unfortunately, it was soon found that the squeaks were a precursor to a mephitic stream of excrement that was sure to ruin any party. Millions of penguin paddles were left unsold, contributing in a large part to the stock market crash later that decade.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 12, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

88 82 If a man needs a punch in the nuts, should you give it to him ?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:26 PM (WzLXQ)

Ahhh, the old "cup check"

If it's done with love Ben.

Posted by: browndog shoots ... he scores at March 12, 2025 08:28 PM (TTAGa)

89 John Candy gave his star's trailer on the set to Maureen O'Hara to use during the filming of Only The Lonely, citing her status having worked with John Wayne in the Quiet Man amongst others, until the studio gave her a full-sized trailer as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:29 PM (/tzYP)

90 That's my purse, I don't know you!

Posted by: Bobby Hill at March 12, 2025 08:29 PM (PiwSw)

91 Fun word trivia - original meaning of Shebang, a mud hut / lean-to type structure in the mid 19th century. Better than being out in the rain, but not by much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:29 PM (T+ixL)

92 Penguin spanking was a fad briefly in the 1920s. Exuberant "Slappers" used ornate paddles emblazoned with phrases such as "23 Skidodoo" and "Auksome! to strike the penguins on their tiny behinds, causing them to squeak in a most amusing manner. Unfortunately, it was soon found that the squeaks were a precursor to a mephitic stream of excrement that was sure to ruin any party. Millions of penguin paddles were left unsold, contributing in a large part to the stock market crash later that decade.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 12, 2025 08:28 PM

You are an invaluable Horde Member, and we salute you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2025 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

93 pitch1
4 British an area of ground marked out or used for play in an outdoor team game. ØCricket the strip of ground between the two sets of stumps.
5 Baseball a delivery of the ball by the pitcher. ØCricket the spot where the ball bounces when bowled. Ø(also pitch shot) Golf a high approach shot on to the green.
3 Baseball throw (the ball) for the batter. ØGolf hit (the ball) on to the green with a pitch shot. ØCricket & Golf (of the ball) strike the ground in a particular spot.

ORIGIN
Middle English: perhaps related to Old English picung 'stigmata', of unknown ultimate origin.

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:30 PM (KjLnc)

94 I think the Spanking thing from the “1950s New York Mirror” is a photoshop or forgery of some type. A little too on the nose. People were like this to a degree … but.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2025 08:31 PM (FiefX)

95 Duncanthrax, that should have been before hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:32 PM (WzLXQ)

96 94 I think the Spanking thing from the “1950s New York Mirror” is a photoshop or forgery of some type. A little too on the nose. People were like this to a degree … but.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2025 08:31 PM (FiefX
Some still are.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2025 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

97 Millions of penguin paddles were left unsold, contributing in a large part to the stock market crash later that decade

In the 1970s, Harlan Cooley sold a collection of penguin paddles for $125,000 and used this to fund his dream of pet rocks, an investment that paid off well for the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:33 PM (2VST1)

98 94 I think the Spanking thing from the “1950s New York Mirror” is a photoshop or forgery of some type. A little too on the nose. People were like this to a degree … but.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2025 08:31 PM (FiefX)

I've seen it posted on the internet before, but I don't know if it's real or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 12, 2025 08:33 PM (uCjyK)

99 #93 Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:30 PM (KjLnc)
-------
What a googly!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 12, 2025 08:33 PM (/tzYP)

100 browndog, big hug, hon

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (WzLXQ)

101 I've seen it posted on the internet before, but I don't know if it's real or not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 12, 2025 08:33 PM (uCjyK)

Wait a minute - you mean there’s stuff on the internet that isn’t real?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (T+ixL)

102 Life is often a series of punches in the nuts. The key is to get back up and punch back.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)

103 You can spank me, but only if I ask for it. Otherwise, get ready to pull back a bloody stump.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 12, 2025 08:36 PM (k9OZB)

104 Wait a minute - you mean there’s stuff on the internet that isn’t real?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (T+ixL)
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What am I going to do with these bogus penguin paddles, then?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 12, 2025 08:36 PM (6K6Eu)

105 78 Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:19 PM (KjLnc)

Adorable! And on my list for the next trip. Thank you! How are you feeling?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 12, 2025 08:23 PM (Vvh2V)
----
Hopefully more amenable to solid food.

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 08:36 PM (KjLnc)

106 Millions of penguin paddles were left unsold, contributing in a large part to the stock market crash later that decade

In the 1970s, Harlan Cooley sold a collection of penguin paddles for $125,000 and used this to fund his dream of pet rocks, an investment that paid off well for the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:33 PM (2VST1)
Some of those paddlesmay have ended up in the hands of dem idiots.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2025 08:36 PM (LHPAg)

107 Michael "Piltdown" Mann is finally facing justice for his persecution against Mark Steyn. The court is penalizing him and his lawyers for "bad faith" "misrepresentations" "falsehoods" and "deliberate misconduct" that was "extraordinary in its scope."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:37 PM (2VST1)

108 Slava Bogu, I don’t have to stay up until midnight tonight, and can quit you people whenever I want.

Presuming, of course, that I want to.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

109 Michael "Piltdown" Mann is finally facing justice for his persecution against Mark Steyn. The court is penalizing him and his lawyers for "bad faith" "misrepresentations" "falsehoods" and "deliberate misconduct" that was "extraordinary in its scope."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:37 PM (2VST1)
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As much dedicated to integrity in the courtroom as in the lab.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 12, 2025 08:38 PM (6K6Eu)

110 I think the Spanking thing from the “1950s New York Mirror” is a photoshop or forgery of some type. A little too on the nose. People were like this to a degree … but.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2025 08:31 PM (FiefX)

I just finished reading the wiki entry for the New York Daily Mirror. It was the second-largest (circulation) daily newspaper in the country when it closed during a newspaper strike in 1963. A story like this was right up their alley.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:38 PM (rj6Yv)

111
John Candy gave his star's trailer on the set to Maureen O'Hara to use during the filming of Only The Lonely, citing her status having worked with John Wayne in the Quiet Man amongst others, until the studio gave her a full-sized trailer as well.
Posted by: andycanuck

=================

Ford.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 08:39 PM (lCaJd)

112 Wait a minute - you mean there’s stuff on the internet that isn’t real?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (T+ixL)

Good point. If it wasn't true, it wouldn't be on the internet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 12, 2025 08:39 PM (uCjyK)

113 100 browndog, big hug, hon
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (WzLXQ)

{{{{ Ben }}}}

Posted by: browndog tilting head at March 12, 2025 08:40 PM (TTAGa)

114 The headline sort of begs the question: if a woman "NEEDS" spanking then the solution is clear. I am not sure how a woman gets to the point that she requires paddling, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:40 PM (2VST1)

115 "Michael "Piltdown" Mann is finally facing justice for his persecution against Mark Steyn"

That crap has been going on for 20 years. We were all supposed to be dead from climate change by now. I hope that fraud and his slimy lawyers (is that redundant?) all end up in a van down by the river.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

116 Presuming, of course, that I want to.
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)
====

I hope you caught a nap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2025 08:41 PM (RIvkX)

117 112 Wait a minute - you mean there’s stuff on the internet that isn’t real?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:34 PM (T+ixL)

Good point. If it wasn't true, it wouldn't be on the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 12, 2025 08:39 PM (uCjyK
Wait, you mean cats don’t actually sing and dance. Damnit!

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2025 08:41 PM (LHPAg)

118 A story like this was right up their alley.
Posted by: mrp

Thanks for doing the research. I choose to believe this is true because it's hilarious.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

119 That crap has been going on for 20 years. We were all supposed to be dead from climate change by now. I hope that fraud and his slimy lawyers (is that redundant?) all end up in a van down by the river.

I saw a video that had a clip where Al Gore was claiming Glacier Park would be glacier free "in a few years" with a current video of Glacier Park...with a glacier.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:42 PM (t0Rmr)

120 "I am not sure how a woman gets to the point that she requires paddling, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

It's more of a position.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

121 116 Hey, SF. Yes, I got a brief nap at the end of my procedure, and another one after I got home.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (77rzZ)

122 I miss the National Enquirer . No.good alien abductions or three headed chickens.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (WzLXQ)

123 It's more of a position.
Posted by: fd

Now you're getting it.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (ftFVW)

124 The headline sort of begs the question: if a woman "NEEDS" spanking then the solution is clear. I am not sure how a woman gets to the point that she requires paddling, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:40 PM (2VST1)
====
I'd start with Jane Fonda.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (RIvkX)

125 I saw a Japanese game show once where these guys had to stand straddling this contraption and answer questions, and whenever they got one wrong this nut slapper would fly up and pop them good.

Japanese have the best game shows!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (T+ixL)

126 Al Gore is another one. Boy is he disappointed the human race is still here.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

127 I miss the National Enquirer . No.good alien abductions or three headed chickens.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:44 PM (WzLXQ)

Or the World Weekly News ... Bat Boy!

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:45 PM (rj6Yv)

128 A story like this was right up their alley.
——-

Could be, but I’d need to see independent proof. They do the same thing with 50s recipes. There were some wacky ones. But lots of authentic looking fakes. The underlying is how backwards people were, as envisioned today naturally. Nobody would ever hit a woman, went the general thinking actually.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2025 08:45 PM (+qoHP)

129 "Now you're getting it.
Posted by: She Hobbit"

I did some research.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

130 124 I ain’t touchin’ present-day Jane Fonda.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

131 I saw a video that had a clip where Al Gore was claiming Glacier Park would be glacier free "in a few years" with a current video of Glacier Park...with a glacier.

It doesn't matter. The Science is settled!

Posted by: ManBearPig at March 12, 2025 08:46 PM (mH6SG)

132 Alicia Witt on tonite's topic https://tinyurl.com/yccph86s

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:46 PM (t0Rmr)

133 That crap has been going on for 20 years. We were all supposed to be dead from climate change by now. I hope that fraud and his slimy lawyers (is that redundant?) all end up in a van down by the river.
Posted by: fd

Fed to feral hogs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2025 08:47 PM (pf2IK)

134 I saw a Japanese game show once where these guys had to stand straddling this contraption and answer questions, and whenever they got one wrong this nut slapper would fly up and pop them good.

Japanese have the best game shows!
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes! And the past four years we missed the best part of Idiocracy: Ow! My balls!

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

135 Polar bears on shrinking ice floes.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 08:47 PM (rj6Yv)

136 I saw a Japanese game show once where these guys had to stand straddling this contraption and answer questions, and whenever they got one wrong this nut slapper would fly up and pop them good.

Japanese have the best game shows!

Or the one where guys have to sing karaoke while a pretty nurse flogs their dolphins and they have to belt out the whole tune even if she finishes before they do...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:47 PM (t0Rmr)

137 Anyone remember the "Chernobyl Chicken" from the Enquirer? Grew 30 feet tall due to radiation exposure and terrorized the recovery crews. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2025 08:49 PM (mH6SG)

138 124 I ain’t touchin’ present-day Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

Bitch should have been dropped through a trapdoor with a hemp necktie on decades ago.

'Course, she's so old now her head would probably pop off like a dandelion.

Posted by: Vanya at March 12, 2025 08:50 PM (g1h/9)

139 @nicksortor
🚨 #BREAKING: A federal judge in DC has just ordered the RELEASE of two Venezuelan illegals who were arrested by ICE for illegally crossing the southern border

Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)

140 There is some vintage ad from the 50s where a husband is supposedly spanking his wife for making him the wrong coffee and...she might or might not be smiling, I can't remember.

But people have this notion that shocking ads were only a thing now for some reason.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:50 PM (t0Rmr)

141 Bat Boy >>>> Chernobyl Chicken

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

142 BREAKING: A federal judge in DC has just ordered the RELEASE of two Venezuelan illegals who were arrested by ICE for illegally crossing the southern border

Show up at 4 AM with them at the Judge's house and ask him to sign for them...then leave.

If he calls some NGO, arrest the NGO members as they show up.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:51 PM (t0Rmr)

143 New-York Mirror - Wikipedia

The New-York Mirror was a weekly newspaper published in New York City from 1823 to 1842.

Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:51 PM (AOsQT)

144 Bat Boy >>>> Chernobyl Chicken
Posted by: Bulg

Because Bat Boy was a sympathetic figure. Chernobyl Chicken... not so much.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:52 PM (ftFVW)

145 #BREAKING: A federal judge in DC has just ordered the RELEASE of two Venezuelan illegals who were arrested by ICE for illegally crossing the southern border
Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)

Did the High Priest bother to say why?

Posted by: Vanya at March 12, 2025 08:53 PM (g1h/9)

146 Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:47 PM (t0Rmr)

Wait, wut?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 12, 2025 08:53 PM (Vvh2V)

147 "A federal judge in DC has just ordered the RELEASE of two Venezuelan illegals who were arrested by ICE for illegally crossing the southern border"

The judge can take them in. Maybe they can clean the pool and cut the grass.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

148
Is the National Enquirer really dead? Darn. Little known fact: they were the paper of record on the OJ trial and the Jonathan Edwards Baby Daddy stories. They had the nitty-gritty and they must have had sources like magical spiders, I'll swear. Maybe other stories too, who knows.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 08:53 PM (lCaJd)

149
But people have this notion that shocking ads were only a thing now for some reason.

-

I would just appreciate more subtle approaches, like the "taste the bush" wine ad.

Most of what's out today might as well be rotting vagina spray deodorant commercials.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 12, 2025 08:54 PM (tHPV4)

150 Wait, wut?!

Link goes to The Independent: https://tinyurl.com/ye286byr

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:55 PM (t0Rmr)

151
The judge can take them in. Maybe they can clean the pool and cut the grass.

Is that your daughter Mr Judge? Muy caliente

Posted by: Some Mostly Peaceful Immigrant at March 12, 2025 08:56 PM (t0Rmr)

152 I've noticed more and more execution themed memes in regards to Elon, Trump, and Republicans in general on farcebook.

Remember when someone making a toy gallows was a direct threat to commit violence? Well apparently tens of thousands of people sharing imagines of guillotines, gibbets, and French Jacobins with pictures of Musk and co as their victims is not a call to violence. Odd how in this case its ok and in the other it was an outrage isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:58 PM (t0Rmr)

153 Back from the dentist. Numb. Bit my tongue! Hurts!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 12, 2025 08:58 PM (GSHbq)

154 It was a huge miscalculation on the part of Democrats to go after Musk. The man is fearless and now he's pissed off.

This is his response to that idiot Hirono who claimed he was lying about the reason Democrats support illegal immigration using Social Security and Medicare.

Trump now has allies.

>>@elonmusk
·
>>4m
Not just those programs!

>>Democrats also use every other government money tool to attract and retain illegals, like unemployment insurance, disability insurance, tax rebates on nonexistent income, SBA loans, student loans, COVID payments, FEMA money for luxury hotels, etc, etc

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 08:59 PM (LkLld)

155
Nine aspiring border-crashers apprehended at sea by the US Coast Guard about 7 miles south of San Diego. Turned over to Border Patrol.

Everything about the story is good except that they're referred to as "migrants." wtf? "Nine migrants taken into custody." "The migrants were turned over to the U.S. Border Patrol." If you're going to be that way about it, why not call them passengers? Nine boat passengers arrested. Just people riding in a boat, enjoying the whales and minding their own business.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 08:59 PM (lCaJd)

156 Link goes to The Independent: https://tinyurl.com/ye286byr
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 08:55 PM (t0Rmr)

Do you get bonus points if the song you pick is 'The Stroke'

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=NtIlG87_D28

Posted by: Vanya at March 12, 2025 08:59 PM (g1h/9)

157 The wife enjoys finding those old adverts. The latest one was about putting her over my knee in public and spanking her. On one hand, I can't believe Society was ever that faked up gut there it is. On the other, I think she's trying to tell me she has a fetishist.

LOL. I wonder what people would do if we recreated that ad for public consumption? I'd probably get my ass kicked.

Posted by: Fen at March 12, 2025 09:00 PM (6rbRR)

158 G’night, All. I’ve been led to believe that there will be boobs on the ONT. Enjoy, if so.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

159 New-York Mirror - Wikipedia

The New-York Mirror was a weekly newspaper published in New York City from 1823 to 1842.
Posted by: Savage Henry at March 12, 2025 08:51 PM (AOsQT)

The original X tweet used by Ace referenced the New York Daily Mirror. Try that in your search.

Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2025 09:01 PM (rj6Yv)

160 I saw a Japanese game show once where these guys had to stand straddling this contraption and answer questions, and whenever they got one wrong this nut slapper would fly up and pop them good.

Japanese have the best game shows!

-----

American game shows reward knowledge; Japanese game shows punish ignorance.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 12, 2025 09:01 PM (bHGBC)

161 Duncanthrax, that should have been before hand.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2025 08:32 PM

The black cat on my lap and I concur.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2025 09:01 PM (yuVjX)

162 never got the spanking thing.

If she wants a spanking she gets a spanking.
-

You're not wired to. The trick is to understand the big picture.

Mainly that 50 Shades of Gray is the best selling book of all time.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 12, 2025 09:02 PM (tHPV4)

163
LOL. I wonder what people would do if we recreated that ad for public consumption? I'd probably get my ass kicked.

There is sex themed stuff in public on a regular basis in blue areas, honestly probably no one would care unless you got a particularly irate feminist to notice...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2025 09:02 PM (t0Rmr)

164 American game shows reward knowledge; Japanese game shows punish ignorance.
Posted by: Josephistan
-

Dang. This wins the internet for today. Congratulations.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 12, 2025 09:03 PM (tHPV4)

165 Mainly that 50 Shades of Gray is the best selling book of all time.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 12, 2025 09:02 PM (tHPV4)

Yes, but with the caveat that you have to be a twentysomething year old billionaire, somehow. It's been said, and I agree, that if you set Fifty Shades in a trailer park it'd end with Bruce Willis' character shooting Christian Gray in the face.

Posted by: Vanya at March 12, 2025 09:04 PM (g1h/9)

166 "Let's let Canada be Canada."

Canada is like the wooded property behind my house. I could buy it but it's in a flood plain so I couldn't develop it. So SO it remains a nice buffer and someone else has to cover the taxes on it

Posted by: Fen at March 12, 2025 09:05 PM (6rbRR)

167 Yes. Yes, she should be spanked. Some of them might not like it though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 08:07 PM (2VST1)

The Big Bang Theory spanking scene between Sheldon and Amy.

https://tinyurl.com/ynyvujhj

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 12, 2025 09:07 PM (dgRL6)

168 Mainly that 50 Shades of Gray is the best selling book of all time.

Its not but it is a very big seller. Or, was. Used book stores have so many copies people have traded in or sold them that they are building sculptures out of the dumb things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 09:08 PM (2VST1)

169 Phone autocorrect is drunk. Must find hammer brb

Posted by: Fen at March 12, 2025 09:08 PM (6rbRR)

170 If Suni and Butch come back to Earth with a baby, the trouble they'd be in might be worth having the first space baby.

I can imagine SpaceX keeping the additional infant sized spacesuit a secret until the return, too. 😄

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 12, 2025 09:11 PM (CljNn)

171
Wait a minute - you mean there’s stuff on the internet that isn’t real?
Posted by: Tom Servo

You ain't seen nothin' yet...

Posted by: AI at March 12, 2025 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

172 >>> 29 If only the head is black, is the sheep still a rebel?
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ftFVW)

No, silly, it's a Dorper.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 12, 2025 09:13 PM (Vqx30)

173
I can't remember why I was going through them, but I went back over decades of "What Kind Of Man Reads Playboy?" ads. There in the depths of the 1970s was a grinning dude at a beach party surrounded by girls in bikinis. Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 09:13 PM (lCaJd)

174 Omg.

Seattle news bitches are screaming and crying. All the cuts. The environment is going to be destroyed. Children will starve. People are losing their homes.

30 people were outside a Tesla dealership. Lead story on all channels.

Jeepers. Cry harder, bitches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2025 09:13 PM (mT+6a)

175 Only misogynists refuse to accept that women fantasize about rape.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 12, 2025 09:14 PM (tHPV4)

176 Hi, I’m back! Didja miss me?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

177 LOL.... just saw an MSM headline that the Feds say that there are 8.3 million more foreign born in the US than before Biden...

UH.... 1.5 million LEGAL immigrants per year.... that is 6 million... they admit at least 10 million ILLEGAL immigrants...

Math.... is hard... I guess...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2025 09:16 PM (QAkQ3)

178 Seattle news bitches are screaming and crying. All the cuts. The environment is going to be destroyed. Children will starve. People are losing their homes.

30 people were outside a Tesla dealership. Lead story on all channels.

Jeepers. Cry harder, bitches.
Posted by: nurse ratched

This is also the vividly accurate description of every Ars Technica thread for the past two months.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 12, 2025 09:16 PM (CljNn)

179 Saturn is now the king of moons. They've announced the discovery of 128 new moons, bringing the total to 274. That's more moons than all the other planets combined by far.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 12, 2025 09:16 PM (w6EFb)

180 "never got the spanking thing."

Remember the thing you did that you were never rewarded for? No biggie but slightly annoying? It's Iike that but reversed.

She was bad. Very bad, and until she feels punished for it the world is out of balance. Hey, not my thing either I'm just a good...uhm listener.

Posted by: Fen at March 12, 2025 09:17 PM (7vFj7)

181 >>> 63 My gut feeling is that even Alberta would vote like Minnesota. I love Canada but they tend to be WAY too compliant versus government tyranny. Let's let Canada be Canada. Also I don't trust their Charter Rights and neither should they.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2025 08:06 PM (b294k)

We could salt them with Texans to train them up. Apparenly they have to send huge tribute to the French, reminding them of that might american em up.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2025 08:19 PM (n7h9X)

Gingy refers to Texas as Hot Alberta, so I say that Alberta is Cold Texas. Also, while AOP may not be a Texan he *is* a Moron and has even been to a couple TX MoMees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 12, 2025 09:17 PM (Vqx30)

182 There in the depths of the 1970s was a grinning dude at a beach party surrounded by girls in bikinis. Tom Selleck.

Dudes who look like Tom Selleck don't need to read Playboy to see girls like that nekkid. They collapse at his feet as he walks by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2025 09:17 PM (2VST1)

183

@MarioNawfal
·
4m
🇺🇸 SEN. JEANNE SHAHEEN (D-NH) WON'T SEEK RE-ELECTION IN 2026

Democratic Sen. Jeanne Shaheen announced she won't run again in 2026, marking another blow to Democrats' Senate ambitions.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 09:19 PM (LkLld)

184 I think Saturn is cheating. I bet it breaks it's moon into smaller bits when no one is looking. It' was behind the whole marginalization of Pluto so.... I just don't trust Saturn. Never have never will.

Posted by: Fen at March 12, 2025 09:20 PM (7vFj7)

185 The wife enjoys finding those old adverts. The latest one was about putting her over my knee in public and spanking her. On one hand, I can't believe Society was ever that faked up gut there it is. On the other, I think she's trying to tell me she has a fetishist.

I seem to remember a pepsi or seven-up print ad of a couple bowling. The tag line was "The most fun you can have with three fingers" or some such.

And if my memory is faulty that's the way it should have been!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2025 09:21 PM (cYBz/)

186 WTH, Sabres?
They are being dumb with that second penalty.

Second intermission, 4-3 Red Wings.

Five on three power play for 70s at the start of the third.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 09:21 PM (ufFY8)

187 We be wents to see a movvie called "The Promised Land" a movie abouts the county of Denmark in the 1700's. We be walked out because we be realized there was No Persins of coller in the movie.

This bothered us and no ones shoulds go see this movie because it be Racist...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 12, 2025 09:23 PM (162BX)

188 I think Saturn is cheating. I bet it breaks it's moon into smaller bits when no one is looking.
Posted by: Fen

Or it pulls the bigger chunks out of its rings and says "hey, look, more moons!"

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2025 09:23 PM (DgGvY)

189 I seem to remember a pepsi or seven-up print ad of a couple bowling. The tag line was "The most fun you can have with three fingers" or some such.
Posted by: Tonypete

Shocking.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2025 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

190 174 Omg.

Seattle news bitches are screaming and crying. All the cuts. The environment is going to be destroyed. Children will starve. People are losing their homes.

30 people were outside a Tesla dealership. Lead story on all channels.

Jeepers. Cry harder, bitches.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Wait. The Experts were saying that Electric cars were the FUTURE and would save the ENVIROMENT!! Now the same people are freaking out over Musk and protesting (or fire bombing) Tesla dealerships?

youtu.be/AYZz_qYw_j4

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 12, 2025 09:25 PM (sAmhv)

191 I can’t figure these guys out DIG

One game they’re world beaters

Next game they do dumb shit that Greenway just did
🤦‍♂️

Posted by: browndog tilting head at March 12, 2025 09:26 PM (TTAGa)

192 So, which team of male figure skaters is beating the other team of male figure skaters?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:27 PM (77rzZ)

193 Burning Teslas are not healthy for children and other living things.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2025 09:27 PM (vFG9F)

194 Wait. The Experts were saying that Electric cars were the FUTURE and would save the ENVIROMENT!! Now the same people are freaking out over Musk and protesting (or fire bombing) Tesla dealerships?

youtu.be/AYZz_qYw_j4

Posted by: Puddleglum

Three years ago, EVERYONE in Seattle wanted a Tesla.

Now, I see “I bought this BEFORE Elon went crazy” bumper stickers on many of them.

It’s hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2025 09:30 PM (mT+6a)

195 >>> 137 Anyone remember the "Chernobyl Chicken" from the Enquirer? Grew 30 feet tall due to radiation exposure and terrorized the recovery crews. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2025 08:49 PM (mH6SG)

*burp*

Posted by: 50-foot chicken at March 12, 2025 09:30 PM (Vqx30)

196 These new moons are just dinky little space rocks, and some indeed may be due to collisions of other moons.

The size limit to call something a moon is 1 km. But that's too small. They need a dwarf moon category.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 12, 2025 09:31 PM (w6EFb)

197 >>>Wait. The Experts were saying that Electric cars were the FUTURE and would save the ENVIROMENT!! Now the same people are freaking out over Musk and protesting (or fire bombing) Tesla dealerships?

youtu.be/AYZz_qYw_j4

Posted by: Puddleglum,
---

He's offering $1 Billion dollar prize to the person that (there are rules and definitions) solves the C02 problem.
He has the most successful save the planet machine in the world.
He's actively involved in solving other Greenie problems.
_But
They are told they hate him so they do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:34 PM (M78y+)

198
Three years ago, EVERYONE in Seattle wanted a Tesla.

Now, I see “I bought this BEFORE Elon went crazy” bumper stickers on many of them.

It’s hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched

==============

Haha, but I'd slap another one next to it:

Sell your Nazimobile if you're such a social justice warrior.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 09:34 PM (lCaJd)

199 One of the best features of hockey is the attitude adjustments administered with prejudice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2025 09:35 PM (LkLld)

200 Saw an interview on X where the demonstrator said that he was being paid to demonstrate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:35 PM (M78y+)

201 Isn’t it funny how the filibuster can always be used by Democrats to get what they want, but our side never gets anything by threatening its use?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 12, 2025 09:35 PM (l3YAf)

202 176 Hi, I’m back! Didja miss me?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ)
----
Yes

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 09:36 PM (KjLnc)

203 @elonmusk . 55m

This is why the Democrats want to destroy me

https://tinyurl.com/bdhu48sy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:38 PM (M78y+)

204 Thank you, Ciampino. I hope that you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:39 PM (77rzZ)

205 There it is.

I was expecting your Sabes to get out of that power play.

5-3.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 09:39 PM (ufFY8)

206 Passing along a little something YooToob suggested.

Not exactly safe for all the family, I guess.

https://youtu.be/el4Da0UeiQA

Apparently, she has other videos.

Posted by: mindful webworker - of necessity at March 12, 2025 09:39 PM (h7Ym/)

207 >> He's offering $1 Billion dollar prize to the person that (there are rules and definitions) solves the C02 problem.

What’s the CO2 problem?

>> He has the most successful save the planet machine in the world.

Press X to Doubt.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 12, 2025 09:40 PM (l3YAf)

208 Also, Hi!, Ciampino!

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2025 09:41 PM (77rzZ)

209 If you've had a bad day, week, or month, this one's for you.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rDJTJa5XeZo

Especially if you're on the Prayer List.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 12, 2025 09:41 PM (VNX3d)

210 Didn't realize the Sabres have had so many first round picks over the past decade or so.

Being a Cub fan for ages, I can empathize.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 09:41 PM (ufFY8)

211 The size limit to call something a moon is 1 km. But that's too small. They need a dwarf moon category.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid

Maybe call it debris.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 09:42 PM (ftFVW)

212 Don't believe everything you ingest on the internet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2025 09:43 PM (mlg/3)

213 210 Didn't realize the Sabres have had so many first round picks over the past decade or so.

Being a Cub fan for ages, I can empathize.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2025 09:41 PM (ufFY

They’ve been good at identifying talent, but the players on offense are small, and in defense “soft”

Not a good mix at this level

🤷‍♂️

Posted by: browndog tilting head at March 12, 2025 09:45 PM (TTAGa)

214 What’s the CO2 problem?

Whatever they want it to be.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2025 09:45 PM (mH6SG)

215 SpaceX Starlink is on, about 45 mins.

https://www.youtube.com/live/mktHQ1o2eww

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 09:45 PM (KjLnc)

216 I just heard something hilarious that I haven’t heard before on the sitcom Rules of Engagement. I’m sure others have .

If your female friend gets in the way of you trying to close the deal it’s not a cock block but a beaver dam.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2025 09:46 PM (VofaG)

217 @bhweingarten
4h
I count a whopping 19 attorneys representing Mahmoud Khalil.

J6ers could've only dreamed of that volume of legal firepower.
Who is paying for this representation?

All pro bono to take on the Trump admin as Resistance heroes?

https://tinyurl.com/uw2smmun

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:47 PM (M78y+)

218 211 The size limit to call something a moon is 1 km. But that's too small. They need a dwarf moon category.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid

Maybe call it debris.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 12, 2025 09:42 PM (ftFVW)
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Isn't that already established as a Stacey?

Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 12, 2025 09:48 PM (KjLnc)

219 CO2 problem?

Posted by: Trees and Plants at March 12, 2025 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

220 Secretary Brooke Rollins@SecRollins

@USDA was funding a $397K grant in the San Francisco Bay to educate queer, trans, and BIPOC urban farmers and consumers about food justice and values-aligned markets…🤦🏻‍♀️

This grant has been CANCELLED.
@DOGE @DOGE_USDA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:48 PM (M78y+)

221 Hah hah. Meghan Markle gave some recipe for homemade bath salts on her Trainwreck of stupid show. It could cause skin burns if not diluted properly, apparently.

Maybe she'll get sued.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 12, 2025 09:52 PM (w6EFb)

222 {{looks in, sees all is well, retreats to prime the pump and prepare for launch}}

Posted by: TRex at March 12, 2025 09:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

223 219 CO2 problem?
Posted by: Trees and Plants
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Opinion? The solution it will help survivability on the trip to mars and possibly the stay.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2025 09:54 PM (M78y+)

224 {{looks in, sees all is well, retreats to prime the pump and prepare for launch}}
Posted by: TRex at March 12, 2025 09:54 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Alex, I'll take That's What She Said for $500

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2025 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

225
Who is paying for this representation?

All pro bono to take on the Trump admin as Resistance heroes?

https://tinyurl.com/uw2smmun
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

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Gee, and I heard from The Bulwark that with Trump terrorizing Perkins Coie, the entire legal industry is experiencing a "chilling" effect.

But I do hope someone follows the money. It will probably lead right back to my W-2.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 09:56 PM (lCaJd)

226 Hamburglar knows all about food justice

Posted by: AI at March 12, 2025 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

227
@USDA was funding a $397K grant in the San Francisco Bay to educate queer, trans, and BIPOC urban farmers and consumers about food justice and values-aligned markets…

=================

Why did Blacks and queers need educating about justice and values? I thought they were the good guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2025 10:00 PM (lCaJd)

228 Nood ont

Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2025 10:01 PM (n4GiU)

229 Looking for a NOOD?

Look here
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413972

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoS Guide Guild at March 12, 2025 10:01 PM (h7Ym/)

230 CO2 problem?
Posted by: Trees and Plants at March 12, 2025 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

Musk plans to use CO2 from the Martian atmosphere to generate Methane to come home. To do that he has to collect it cheaply and reliably. By leveraging on "global warming" he gets people to help him for their own reasons

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2025 10:02 PM (D7oie)

231 Aye1 My awesome woman said....go post on the ONT . Thank you sexy Pollyanna. It's why I love you.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at March 12, 2025 10:07 PM (hftn9)

232 231.. Hopefully she won't lose respect for me. It is sad.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at March 12, 2025 10:09 PM (hftn9)

233 Hot tub time made me sluggish.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at March 12, 2025 10:10 PM (hftn9)

234 NPR and pbs will never not get tax money. The gop is full of pussies afraid to cut even that spending. Oh they’ll rescue thr rate of increase form 15% to 14% and suck each others dicks for being fiscally conservative.

But they will never actually cut anything.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 13, 2025 12:03 AM (2O6+w)

235 At least, it's now assault. However, so is screaming back at &/or threatening such an individual in public.

I know this because... Never mind. 😟🫣🤷
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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day's cellphone at March 13, 2025 01:56 AM (NFX2v)

236 I would love to know how many of boys actually had the balls and mentality to assault your wife?

Posted by: Joe at March 13, 2025 06:21 AM (rzwGB)

237 Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about
this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
I think that you can do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit,
but other than that, this is wonderful blog. A great read.
I'll certainly be back.

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