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LOL: Sesame Street Will "Downsize Significantly"

Hilarious.


Sesame Workshop will "downsize significantly" announced president and CEO Sherrie Rollins Westin on Wednesday in a note to staff.

The layoffs come about two months after Max said it would stop distributing Sesame Street episodes after 2025 and within a day after more than 200 of its employees asked for Sesame Workshop to recognize that they want to form a union. Cast -- like puppeteers -- crew and writers are already unionized, said a statement from OPEIU Local 153.

"Amid the changing media and funding landscape, we have made the difficult decision to reduce the size of our organization," a Sesame Workshop spokesperson wrote in an email to NPR.

Last December, Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns Max, announced that, after 10 years, it was not renewing its deal to fund new episodes of the iconic children's series. At the time, the corporation said its priorities had shifted and that Sesame Street was "not as core to our strategy."

You're not going to believe this, but CNN recently lied in a "fact" check.

Wait, CNN lied?

Brrrrcccrrrsssshhh. Mind exploding.


This is standard leftwing "fact" checking. They begin from the conclusion that Republicans are lying because, you know, we Republicans just always lie, and then they search for arguments and tendentious readings of statements to find a pretext to claim it's false.

Meanwhile, on the rare occasions they "fact" check egregious Democrat lies, they start with the opposite conclusion, that Democrats are telling the truth because Democrats are literally made of truth and holy righteousness, and seek out convoluted readings of Democrat lies that can be argued to be "true" from, as Obi-Wan said, "from a certain point of view."


Daily Caller News Foundation:


CNN issued a correction after the network inaccurately asserted that President Donald Trump "falsely claimed" the Biden administration spent $8 million to make mice transgender.

During his joint address to Congress on Tuesday, Trump cited several examples of "appalling waste" he had cut, including $8.2 million in NIH-funded studies on "gender-affirming" hormone treatments mice. CNN's Deidre McPhillips initially tried to dispute the claim, arguing only about $500,000 had been allocated for similar research in monkeys -- she was later forced to issue a correction after the White House proved CNN's "fact check" inaccurate in a statement.

"Last night, President Donald J. Trump highlighted many of the egregious examples of waste, fraud and abuse funded by the American taxpayers, including $8 million spent by the Biden Administration 'for making mice transgender,'" the White House statement reads. "The Fake News losers at CNN immediately tried to fact check it, but President Trump was right (as usual)."

"Trump falsely claimed that the Department of Government Efficiency identified government spending of '$8 million for making mice transgender,'" CNN's original fact check read.

The White House then released a statement listing six NIH grants for studies on hormone treatments in mice, a combined total of $8,290,053. The Biden-era grants included $455,000 to study "gender-affirming hormone therapy on HIV-vaccine induced immune responses, $2.5 million to study the reproductive consequences of hormone therapy, $299,940 to study testosterone therapy on breast cancer risk and treatment outcomes, $735,113 to study the effects of hormone therapy on mouse microbiomes, $1.2 million to study "androgen effects on the reproductive neuroendocrine axis" and $3.1 million to study hormones as mediators of sex influences in asthma. All listed studies involved hormonal replacement in mice.

CNN's initial fact check Wednesday morning focused narrowly on three NIH studies. One focused on a $299,940 grant from the National Cancer Institute seeking "to compare breast cancer rates among female mice and those receiving testosterone therapy." Two others from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases totaling $455,120 focused on how "an HIV vaccine worked in mice that had received cross-sex hormone therapy."

The outlet later updated its page, changing "Trump falsely claimed" to "This claim needs context." The outlet also explicitly acknowledged its earlier error, writing "An earlier version of this item incorrectly characterized as false Trump's claim about federal money being spent for 'making mice transgender.'"

"The White House list made clear what Trump, in the speech, did not: The studies were meant to figure out how these treatments might affect the health of humans who take them, not for the purpose of making mice transgender," McPhillips wrote, adding "context" to the initially false article.


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Posted by: GF at March 07, 2025 04:02 PM (UhUim)

2 Something tells me ST chatrooms would embarrass the CIA troon rooms.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2025 04:02 PM (mlg/3)

3 lol

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2025 04:03 PM (aPBRN)

4 Howmuch of this is related to USAID and the Pakistan caper?

Posted by: Ciampino's version of a camel's hump at March 07, 2025 04:03 PM (g4sLG)

5 Sesame Street should be a gold mine.

Instead it went woke like everything else and now are suffering the consequences.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2025 04:04 PM (aPBRN)

6 Scott Jennings is a good dude.
And a bad dude as well, Corn Pop fears him

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 04:05 PM (1TqBE)

7 Does this mean that Kermit and Miss Piggy will have to defect to Russia?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:05 PM (8zz6B)

8 My brother workd for the VA and a deacon from our church also does. Neither one seems to think this has been a major deal.

But they are normal people and not mewling quims.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2025 04:05 PM (jdnTX)

9 Snuffaluffagus is gonna go on a diet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 07, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

10 I'm betting there's a lot of stress in the VA answering that question because the honest answer- nothing- will likely get them fired for the first time in their lives.

They're scared. It's a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2025 04:06 PM (aPBRN)

11 Sesame Street Will "Downsize Significantly"

Just keep the two guys in the balcony.

Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2025 04:06 PM (4Nep/)

12 This is some bullshit

Posted by: Big Bird at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM (5qSzr)

13 Wait! Did DOGE flip Sesame Street the Big Bird?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM (cYBz/)

14 Leading Report @LeadingReport 5h
BREAKING: Conservative CNN contributor Scott Jennings is reportedly set to receive a pay increase from the news organization.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM (/tzYP)

15 How does Sesame Street "lay off" staff?

Don't they just make a quilt out of them?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM (dGCAG)

16 Sesame Street will be renamed Cookie Monster Court? Muppet Lane?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:08 PM (VNX3d)

17 Todays episode is brought to you by the letter "C".

"C" is the first letter in the word Corruption. And now that our many many forms of stealing money from the taxpayers looks in peril, we need to Cover our asses.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:08 PM (uCjyK)

18 Turn the op back on

Posted by: Big Bird at March 07, 2025 04:08 PM (5qSzr)

19 Bert and Ernie will have to join the Gay Muppets Chorus.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (i/l90)

20 How does Sesame Street "lay off" staff?

Remove their arm from the puppets ass?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (+oR7L)

21 > Sesame Workshop will "downsize significantly" announced president and CEO Sherrie Rollins Westin on Wednesday in a note to staff.
------
I knew they'd eventually turn to midgets.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

22 Kids do Sesame Street for what, 4 years? How many episodes do they need? I will admit that Put Down the Duckie is a classic, but do we need to do another one, or is the first one fine?

No reason to "improve" on the Martians and the phone call, or Cookie Monster eating the letters and numbers. Just run the reruns and everything will be fine.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (naiw2)

23 Willowed:

How are you doing?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I'm OK. I mailed off a letter to my estranged sister yesterday in an effort to re-establish contact. We'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

24 Big Bird will be replaced by Tiny Sparrow. Oscar the Grouch will become Felix the Annoying and live in waste basket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (L/fGl)

25 When Saturday Night Live actual did a skit mocking Obama, CNN ran a fact-check with Wolf Bllitzer.

Posted by: MikeN at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (HVZOH)

26 Do you know how many people will die if we don't provide gender affirming care to mice.

All of them. Everybody dies.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (47/pr)

27 Scott Jenning deserves combat pay with an added aggravation tax and nit wit insurance bonus to sit at a table with that 'news team' .He should wear a space helmet to hermetically seal his brain against osmosis exchange. His counterparts are in need of brain cells..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (x5Jut)

28 OT watching the first episode of Gunsmoke. Amanda Blake (Miss Kitty) was teh hawt.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM (T/umi)

29 Captain Kangaroo >>>>> Sesame Street

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

30 Conservative CNN contributor Scott Jennings is reportedly set to receive a pay increase from the news organization.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM


Is that the guy from Jeopardy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM (jc0TO)

31 I may have to sell my eggs. The shame of it all

Posted by: Big Bird at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM (5qSzr)

32 Gutfeld last night.

"The child that was made a Secret Service on Tuesday just received his first email from Elon Musk asking him to detail 5 things he accomplished last week."

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jvJvP)

33 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 2h
Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa death investigation update coming Friday, officials say. - LA Times

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (/tzYP)

34 Sunny day, sweeping the Marxists away.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (mUGft)

35 If Sesame Street cannot make money with the massive amount of marketing and branding on all kinds of children's products it already has plus its massive name recognition, it deserves to fail.

Posted by: brak at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (uu2iO)

36 Do you know how many people will die if we don't provide gender affirming care to mice.

All of them. Everybody dies.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM



*looks around, takes a breath*

So far, so good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jc0TO)

37 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 2h
"Lionsgate Television has undergone another round of layoffs, with five people in the scripted TV group let go on Thursday, Variety has confirmed. That represents 6% of the company’s 80-person staff."

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (/tzYP)

38 Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa death investigation update coming Friday, officials say. - LA Times
Posted by: andycanuck

I'd wager Hackman and Ms. Betsy will still be dead.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (cYBz/)

39 22 Kids do Sesame Street for what, 4 years? How many episodes do they need? I will admit that Put Down the Duckie is a classic, but do we need to do another one, or is the first one fine?

No reason to "improve" on the Martians and the phone call, or Cookie Monster eating the letters and numbers. Just run the reruns and everything will be fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (naiw2)

Past episodes did not have enough DEI, Trans, and Gay indoctrination in them...

Clearly not up to modern standards....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (QAkQ3)

40 Amanda Blake (Miss Kitty) was teh hawt.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM (T/umi)

Well, she was supposed to be a whore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (naiw2)

41 I knew they'd eventually turn to midgets.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

We'd still be working for Disney if that bastard Dinklage hadn't opened his mouth.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Midgets Amalgamated at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (dGCAG)

42 We have to fund the episode of Sesame Street where Ernie is shrimping Bert.

It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Children's Television Workshop at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (47/pr)

43 I may have to sell my eggs. The shame of it all
Posted by: Big Bird at March 07, 2025 04:10 PM


Let us sell the parts.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Inc. at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

44 38 Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa death investigation update coming Friday, officials say. - LA Times
Posted by: andycanuck

I'd wager Hackman and Ms. Betsy will still be dead.


i won't believe it until i hear it from garrett morris.

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (oY6Yp)

45 New product: Fundme Elmo

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (5qSzr)

46 Kids do Sesame Street for what, 4 years? How many episodes do they need? I will admit that Put Down the Duckie is a classic, but do we need to do another one, or is the first one fine?

No reason to "improve" on the Martians and the phone call, or Cookie Monster eating the letters and numbers. Just run the reruns and everything will be fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:09 PM (naiw2)

They even had Gordon! Quota filled.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:12 PM (MGB5H)

47 Seseme Cul de sac?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (T/umi)

48 The VA mental health people we deal with do tons of stuff every week, so this sounds like a squeaky wheel that NPR "happened" to find.

Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing naptime at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (Wt5PA)

49 Conservative CNN contributor Scott Jennings is reportedly set to receive a pay increase from the news organization.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:07 PM

Is that the guy from Jeopardy?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

No, that's lib asshoe Ken Jennings.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

50 Captain Kangaroo >>>>> Sesame Street
Posted by: Bulg

Kangaroo had "Dancing Bear"! Don't you see this was a ploy to advance Ruskie interests?!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (cYBz/)

51 Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa death investigation update coming Friday, officials say. - LA Times
Posted by: andycanuck

I'd wager Hackman and Ms. Betsy will still be dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM


Their condition is stable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

52 Ladybugs 12 at the ladybug picnic...

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (naiw2)

53 Leave cookie budget alone!

Posted by: Cookie Monster at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (Aqu9a)

54 I'd wager Hackman and Ms. Betsy will still be dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (cYBz/)

Has anyone answered the question as to how the two dogs that lived managed to stay so healthy?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (dGCAG)

55 Nickle-me Elmo

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (jc0TO)

56 /Sings

C is for Cocaine, its good enough for me....

Posted by: Zelensky guest spot on Seasame Street at March 07, 2025 04:14 PM (QAkQ3)

57 I lost on Jeopardy!, baby!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:14 PM (/tzYP)

58 53 Leave cookie budget alone!
Posted by: Cookie Monster at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (Aqu9a)

We would, but you ate the paperwork, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:14 PM (naiw2)

59 38 Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa death investigation update coming Friday, officials say. - LA Times
Posted by: andycanuck

Hackman was method acting his future part of Tutankhamun.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (+oR7L)

60 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious. Why hilarious? How can you tell a mouse is a tranny? Female mice don't wear skirts or lipstick so...a male mouse can't try to dress like a female one...so they literally can't have trannies.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (t0Rmr)

61 This sounds like a job for...SUPER GROVER!

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (MGB5H)

62 One of these things is not like the other...

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (naiw2)

63
Kangaroo had "Dancing Bear"! Don't you see this was a ploy to advance Ruskie interests?!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:13 PM (cYBz/)

And the environmentalists were covered by Mr. Greenjeans!!

Posted by: moki at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (wLjpr)

64 OT watching the first episode of Gunsmoke. Amanda Blake (Miss Kitty) was teh hawt.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats

My name is Chester. I work for Matt Dillon. I earn two dollars a day. I go see Miss Kitty. I play with her titty. She takes my two dollars away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (L/fGl)

65 Corrections, all corrections, no matter how published should be equal in presentation as the incorrect information. In other words.
If the incorrect info is part of the first five minute headline with a same chyron running, that's the way the correction should be presented. If it's a print head line, same. If it's a sub head, same.

No more hiding the correction on the last page or in the last paragraph or under the breath as they are heading for commercial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (E7bCG)

66 I watched some of the Digital Assets Summit at the White House. It was a lovefest between Trump and the crypto bros. Trump said there were a lot of High IQ individuals in the room and that we have to stay ahead of Chy-na in the crypto space.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (aqmEj)

67 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious. Why hilarious? How can you tell a mouse is a tranny? Female mice don't wear skirts or lipstick so...a male mouse can't try to dress like a female one...so they literally can't have trannies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (t0Rmr)

But they do sashay.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (MGB5H)

68 The VA mental health people we deal with do tons of stuff every week, so this sounds like a squeaky wheel that NPR "happened" to find.

I can imagine that dealing with your clients engaging in self harm, proving unable to navigate civilian life, and even committing suicide is nothing compared to the stress of having to tell your boss's boss what you did this week...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (t0Rmr)

69 My kid was more into Thomas the Tank Engine, the old ones, with Ringo narrating.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (naiw2)

70 Sesame Street had been selling licensed products since the 70s, right? Big deal expensive stuff like talking dolls and pajamas / clothes, and less expensive things like hand towels.

But there's no reason the sesame street folks couldn't be finding all the public stuff they want.

And yeah, I'm betting USAID ties into this cut.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (G+nrD)

71 60 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious. Why hilarious? How can you tell a mouse is a tranny? Female mice don't wear skirts or lipstick so...a male mouse can't try to dress like a female one...so they literally can't have trannies.

Back in my day all Mice had balls

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (5qSzr)

72 One hawh hawh hah

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (MGB5H)

73 This sounds like a job for...SUPER GROVER!
Posted by: BruceWayne

Or SuperMensch!

"Up! Up! Oi Vey!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (cYBz/)

74 The best thing that the Trump administration could do for those unfortunate Americans with TV addiction is to force cable providers to unbundle everything. Straight a la carte pricing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (8zz6B)

75 I always thought SS was weird and creepy even before it went totally weird and creepy. It's a bunch of odd-looking characters walking around naked. Something just seemed ... off.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

76 Well, she was supposed to be a whore.

Have you seen Daguerreotypes of whores of the era? Calamity don't say enough.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 04:17 PM (T/umi)

77 Can't wait to hear Crockett or Waters when they find out Jennings is getting a raise. "Honky MF getting paid while brothers and sisters are getting laid off. Get in people's faces"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2025 04:17 PM (2Km7O)

78 Mental health professional who can't elucidate what he did last week should be the patient not the help.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:17 PM (E7bCG)

79 And the environmentalists were covered by Mr. Greenjeans!!
Posted by: moki


The same guy who played Mr. Greenjeans also supplied the voice of Grandfather Clock, who always kinda creeped me out.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

80 Downsize?
They could have a shop steward pop up out of a trash can! And a FAT Union Boss (mine was a 400#er CSEA) drop in every time the Muppets get to eat something. Muppets could go on strike! Or they could slow walk everything. It would be like real life for the kids.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:17 PM (0Gnoc)

81 Thomas Hern @ThomasMHern 17h
This might be the best CNN Scott Jennings clip yet.

"I am not accustomed to helping your party do anything. But let me give you some advice. This was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And if you read the comments today, lord have mercy."

https://is.gd/J4qS6l
59 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (/tzYP)

82 Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (MGB5H)

83 Miss Piggy might get laid off? Oh no.
Liz Cheney can't afford to lose another job.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

84 32 Gutfeld last night.

"The child that was made a Secret Service on Tuesday just received his first email from Elon Musk asking him to detail 5 things he accomplished last week."

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jvJvP)

And DJ can answer five things, (Made a secret service agent, went to presidential speech, went to oval office, hugged the President, was on Fox news) unlike, apparently, the majority of the feds.

Posted by: moki at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (wLjpr)

85 Looks like this is a job for Lambchop.

Here I am to save the day!

Posted by: Lambchop at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (Aqu9a)

86 And the environmentalists were covered by Mr. Greenjeans!!

Posted by: moki at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (wLjpr)

Did you know that Mr. Moose once bit his sister?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (9d6r+)

87 My kid was more into Thomas the Tank Engine, the old ones, with Ringo narrating.
Posted by: tcn in AK

My son loved TtTE. We got him a Thomas train set one Christmas.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

88 "moderately sized Bird"
Oscar moves to a storm drain
Elmette
Burt gets RIF'd
Snufalupagus is replaced by a capybara

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (D7oie)

89 Gutfeld last night.

"The child that was made a Secret Service on Tuesday just received his first email from Elon Musk asking him to detail 5 things he accomplished last week."
Posted by: Stateless


That's the difference between them and us. We can laugh at ourselves.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (vF60Z)

90 And DJ can answer five things, (Made a secret service agent, went to presidential speech, went to oval office, hugged the President, was on Fox news) unlike, apparently, the majority of the feds.

Posted by: moki at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (wLjpr)

DJ also just got a Cybertruck from Elon.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (i/l90)

91 “Mental Health Professionals at the VA”

Hurting veterans care? Seriously?

Hahahahahahahaha

If it’s hurting anyone it’s the lazy dirt bags at the VA who suck ass and do nothing all day, especially administrators. And in that case I hope it’s lighting them on fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (1I7ss)

92 Pretty sure the alphabet and the numbers are exactly the same now as they were in 1969.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (naiw2)

93 Did SS ever officially make Bert and Ernie gay?

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

94 Kids came by selling chocolate bars.

I told them I was sick, they started walking away, but I called them back.

Three chocolate bars for 5 bucks. I gave them the money stretched through the door and had them put the bars on the step.

Damn are they small. 28 grams, 28 grams, 31 grams. 4 squares each.

Freaking Liberals....

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (jvJvP)

95 HadsElmo posted on X about this yet? Some of his posts are pretty clever.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (MGB5H)

96 Jurassic World IV: Tranny Tyrannosaur

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (L/fGl)

97 I'm OK. I mailed off a letter to my estranged sister yesterday in an effort to re-establish contact. We'll see how it goes.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Good on ya. Prayers for a reconciliation.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (ctrM5)

98 Miss piggy headed to only fans

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (5qSzr)

99 Miss Piggy might get laid off? Oh no.
Liz Cheney can't afford to lose another job.
Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

Know what's green and smells like depression?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (Aqu9a)

100
We've been ignoring NPR for decades.

Posted by: Non-viewers Like You at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (dg+HA)

101 You know, now that I think about it, the voice of Ernie was a lot like that of Kermit. Same voice actor, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

102 I watched some of the Digital Assets Summit at the White House. It was a lovefest between Trump and the crypto bros. Trump said there were a lot of High IQ individuals in the room and that we have to stay ahead of Chy-na in the crypto space.
Posted by: kallisto
......

I hesitate to comment until the Bitcoin fixes everything guy weighs in.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

103 82 Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (MGB5H)

I'm awfully fond of you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (naiw2)

104 >>>High IQ individuals in the room and that we have to stay ahead of Chy-na in the crypto space.
Posted by: kallisto
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I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (E7bCG)

105 86 Did you know that Mr. Moose once bit his sister?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (9d6r+)

I can vouch for this, I gave her the interspace toothbrush she was using to carve her initials on it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy's Sister's Brother-In-Law Svenge at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (7kSOl)

106 Who will groom the children?

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2025 04:22 PM (LHPAg)

107 9 Snuffaluffagus is gonna go on a diet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat
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Me too, I'm 13 over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:22 PM (E7bCG)

108 Near *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns* Far

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:22 PM (MGB5H)

109 I was stuck in Pooky's dentist's waiting room a few weeks ago and therefore saw the current version of Sesame Street.

1. There were ad breaks, something I never had as a kid.

2. There was a long animated block. Animated puppets are apparently a thing now.

3. The puppets were painfully "diverse." Although I question the decision to make both Asian puppets obviously cross-eyed.

4. The puppets were incredibly spastic. It's as if the puppeteers watched Animal (AN-I-MALLL!) and nothing else.

Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing naptime at March 07, 2025 04:22 PM (Wt5PA)

110 98 Miss piggy headed to only fans
Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (5qSzr)

MOI??!!??

Posted by: Miss Piggy at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (naiw2)

111 Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (/tzYP)

I watched the clip. Jennings is impressive. The few times I’ve seen him, he never loses his cool and manages to get his point across, no matter what deflection tactics the libtards are using. As did this particular Slay Kween.
Also, it’s so funny she doesn’t get that easily half of the 7MM views were from hate watching

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (aqmEj)

112 At least Statler and Waldorf can get jobs cob-logging at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (/tzYP)

113 43 I may have to sell my eggs. The shame of it all
Posted by: Big Bird
----
The wings come next during the NCAA Tournament.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (ctrM5)

114 So far, so good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jc0TO)

My primary care doctor fired me today. I'm still feeling pretty good.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (g8Ew8)

115 Miss piggy headed to only fans
Posted by: Taggart
......

She's gonna need a boob job.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

116 ONE thing I did last week...
TWO things I did last week...
THREE things I did last week...
FOUR things I did last week...
FIVE things I did last week...

That's FIVE fabulous things I did last week!

Posted by: Count von Count at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (Szews)

117 Posted by: moki at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM (wLjpr)

Very true!

DJ also just got a Cybertruck from Elon.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (i/l90)

Really? Happy for that kid. He's earned it!

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (jvJvP)

118 Good on ya. Prayers for a reconciliation.
Posted by: whig

Thank you, Whig. I was very nervous sending it off. My hands were shaking as I put it into the envelope.

I think I may have forgotten to sign it with my signature, I was so nervous. Too bad I didn't have Biden's autopen.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

119 And chocolate bars gone.....

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (jvJvP)

120 Miss Piggy is fine. She’s not part of Sesame Street. She’s got a large meal ticket from a certain mouse.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (7kSOl)

121 Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

Jim Henson did the voices for Kermit and Ernie.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (i/l90)

122 So the ghouls trannied monkeys too.
Gruesome bunch.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (0Gnoc)

123 >>>High IQ individuals in the room and that we have to stay ahead of Chy-na in the crypto space.
Posted by: kallisto
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I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (E7bCG)

Tulips have more value than cryptocurrency.

If the President is talking about cryptography, which secures communications, then I agree the US needs to have the best.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (VNX3d)

124 One! Fired Employee.

Two! Fired Employee

Ah, ah, ah,

Three! Fired Employees

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Posted by: Count Von Count at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (UpGHA)

125 Muppet Show>>>>>>Sesame Street

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (naiw2)

126 Capt. Kangaroo and his sidekick... Mr. Green Jeans.

The Terrorizing Trauma....

https://tinyurl.com/vfuekk5a

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)

127 4. The puppets were incredibly spastic. It's as if the puppeteers watched Animal (AN-I-MALLL!) and nothing else.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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True story--Animal character was based on the Who's Drummer Keith Moon.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (ctrM5)

128 Stop touching me Elmo from South Park

It's on the youtubes

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (5qSzr)

129 You want to keep that ol' brain spinning, try to find out how many chickens actually died from bird flu as opposed to being culled (killed) at the Biden administration's orders.

Good luck. Happy hunting. It looks like the government squooshed the numbers together so it's impossible to tell which is which.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (Ft5W9)

130 Damn are they small. 28 grams, 28 grams, 31 grams. 4 squares each.

Freaking Liberals....
Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (jvJvP)

That's 3.1 ounces for 5 bucks. Buck sixty-something per ounce. 'Bout the price of prime rib roast.

The 3.1 ounce is probably bulked up with melamine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (8zz6B)

131 Happy Golden Age of Trump Friday! BTW Kudos to Ace for the crisp formatting and stellar content today!
I was thinking with the dawning of the Golde n Age maybe Ace would want to tweak the HQ a bit. He could add a weekly pod cast.
Since I'm on a first name basis with Natalie Winters maybe she could do a spot.

Phenom 24 YO Natalie Winters
https://tinyurl.com/4wswns7h

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (x5Jut)

132 DJ also just got a Cybertruck from Elon.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (i/l90)

A rocket set is usually a cool kids gift.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)

133 Let's ask Bert. He's just over here Bert? Bert? Oh no we lost Bert.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (MGB5H)

134 Two four six eight
We don't want to educate!

Posted by: Ms. Piggy, Kermit, and Big Bird on strike! at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (L/fGl)

135 Miss piggy headed to only fans
Posted by: Taggart
......

She's gonna need a boob job.
Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

Unless she heads for OnlyBacon instead.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (VNX3d)

136 PlutoTV, Roku, Tubi and others have tons of other free kids content too by the way....

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (jvJvP)

137 200 people!?!?!?!

To make Sesame Street!?!?!?!?!

fkn lol.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (0HaGk)

138 Thank you, Whig. I was very nervous sending it off. My hands were shaking as I put it into the envelope.

I think I may have forgotten to sign it with my signature, I was so nervous. Too bad I didn't have Biden's autopen.
Posted by: Bulg
======
I can imagine. Remember you took the step to reconcile so whatever happens, you did good.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (ctrM5)

139 One could argue that such hormone studies on mice are legitimate medical research...except that none of this would be going on but for the modern (and sick) fad of transitioning/mutilating children.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (XMwZJ)

140 Noem has found the ICE Raid leakers at DHS. They are being charged with felonies that carry 10 year sentences.

Don’t drop the soap, homies.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (1I7ss)

141 115 Miss piggy headed to only fans
Posted by: Taggart
......

She's gonna need a boob job


She'll show you her bacon strip

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (5qSzr)

142 One! Fired Employee.

Two! Fired Employee

Ah, ah, ah,

Three! Fired Employees

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Posted by: Count Von Count at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (UpGHA)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (Aqu9a)

143 112 At least Statler and Waldorf can get jobs cob-logging at the HQ.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:23 PM (/tzYP)

Nobody is gonna mess with those old farts, but I am concerned about the Swedish Chef.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (naiw2)

144 Jim Henson did the voices for Kermit and Ernie.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Cool, thanks. (Johnny Carson voice) I did not know that.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

145
Grover & Telly were overshadowed by that scene stealing hack Elmo.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (+oR7L)

146 127 4. The puppets were incredibly spastic. It's as if the puppeteers watched Animal (AN-I-MALLL!) and nothing else.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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True story--Animal character was based on the Who's Drummer Keith Moon.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (ctrM5)

Ah, Dr. Teeth, and the Electric Mayhem...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (QAkQ3)

147 DJ also just got a Cybertruck from Elon.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:19 PM (i/l90)

A rocket set is usually a cool kids gift.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2025 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)

If it's from Elon, a flamethrower would also be pretty cool.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (VNX3d)

148 137 200 people!?!?!?!

To make Sesame Street!?!?!?!?!

fkn lol.
Posted by: eleven
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It is a very wide and long street I guess to clean up after the Muppets go through. Not like you can ask Oscar to help.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:27 PM (ctrM5)

149 My DIL used to work for Sesame St, and so it's one of the few TV programs they let my granddaughter watch. It now involves Muppet robot cartoon that are like Transformers.


It's a painful and unedifying watch, like all the other junk on tv, except it's slightly less transparently commercial.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 07, 2025 04:27 PM (wBaIH)

150 Statler, Waldorf and Swedish Chef are all also on the Disney payroll.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:27 PM (7kSOl)

151 Gene and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:27 PM (MGB5H)

152 A Tale of Two Headlines:

The Hill: DOGE team shut out of US African development agency. Several DOGE workers tried to enter the agency’s office in Washington on Wednesday but were “unable to access” it, the USADF confirmed to The Hill. The staffers eventually left the building,

The agency’s chair, Ward Brehm, wrote in a letter to a DOGE staffer obtained by The Hill that he “specifically instructed the staff of USADF to adhere to our rules and procedure of not allowing any meetings of this type without my presence.”

NYT: Marshals Escort DOGE Team Into African Aid Agency. Federal marshals on Thursday escorted officials from DOGE into the U.S. African Development Foundation, a day after its employees refused entry to DOGE and Pete Marocco, the State Department official in charge of foreign aid.

Security officials changed the agency's locks. Barely an hour after the officials, the foundation's president, Ward Brehm, filed a lawsuit seeking to prevent Mr. Marocco from ousting him and usurping control.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2025 04:27 PM (JCZqz)

153 Sesame Street is I believe done by a private business now, sold to NPR.

Now is a good time for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to be utterly eliminated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (2VST1)

154 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 21h
NEW - Trump to welcome crypto elite at White House

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Mar 2
JUST IN - Trump says the U.S. will move forward on a "Crypto Strategic Reserve" that includes Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, SOL, ADA and other cryptocurrencies

Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Mar 2
🚨 President Trump announces the confirmation of a CRYPTO STRATEGIC RESERVE that includes XRP, SOL, and ADA. Surprising that Bitcoin isn’t mentioned once!

Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Mar 2
🚨 UPDATE: Trump heads the collective cries of the Crypto industry at once. That was fast. 😂 💀

https://is.gd/mKXOFr

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (/tzYP)

155 140 Noem has found the ICE Raid leakers at DHS. They are being charged with felonies that carry 10 year sentences.

Don’t drop the soap, homies.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (1I7ss)

I really hope they throw in 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting... that law needs some serious publicity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (QAkQ3)

156 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (E7bCG)


Turnips as objects are more valuable than printed dollar bank notes.

as a marker for who has freely exchangeable value that most anyone will take in exchange for actual objects is where currency shines.

Just think of crypto as "free range banking" and you won't be far wrong. All that exists is the shared balance sheet.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (D7oie)

157 60 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious. Why hilarious? How can you tell a mouse is a tranny? Female mice don't wear skirts or lipstick so...a male mouse can't try to dress like a female one...so they literally can't have trannies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2025 04:15 PM (t0Rmr)

Well, the stated reason for the money was to study the effects of testosterone treatment on things like breast cancer and contra indicators with other common drugs, etc.

Which, again, is only the stated reason for the money. It could very well have been spent on dry docking someone's yacht to repaint the bottom of it for all we know.

But if it is true -- well, shouldn't they have done those tests BEFORE approving putting a bunch of kids on these drugs? What if it turned out that giving a young girl testosterone increased her risk of ovarian cancer or something by 1000%?

Odd.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (uCjyK)

158 High IQ individuals in the room and that we have to stay ahead of Chy-na in the crypto space.
Posted by: kallisto
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I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
.......

Agree. Maybe Trump should check Fort Knox first.
If they can lose gold bars then POOF your crypto is next.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

159 She'll show you her bacon strip
Posted by: Taggart
------
Then comes her loins while she is hamming it up.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (ctrM5)

160 Three chocolate bars for 5 bucks. I gave them the money stretched through the door and had them put the bars on the step.

Damn are they small. 28 grams, 28 grams, 31 grams. 4 squares each.

Freaking Liberals....
Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (jvJvP)
****
Bidenomics

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (0Gnoc)

161 Capt. Kangaroo and his sidekick... Mr. Green Jeans.

-
And Mr. Moose! Don't forget Mr. Moose!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (L/fGl)

162 154 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Mar 2
JUST IN - Trump says the U.S. will move forward on a "Crypto Strategic Reserve" that includes Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, SOL, ADA and other cryptocurrencies


we need a strategic tulip bulb reserve. can i get a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (oY6Yp)

163 157 60 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious. Why hilarious? How can you tell a mouse is a tranny? Female mice don't wear skirts or lipstick so...a male mouse can't try to dress like a female one...so they literally can't have trannies.
Posted by: 18-1
==========
My guess is intention to use genetic modification knowledge gained from that on humans. Have to do the animal studies first.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

164 71
Back in my day all Mice had balls

Posted by: Taggart at March 07, 2025 04:16 PM (5qSzr)
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The IBM ones were field-replaceable.

Posted by: Ciampino's version of a camel's hump at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (g4sLG)

165 Miss Piggy is fine. She’s not part of Sesame Street. She’s got a large meal ticket from a certain mouse.
Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:24 PM (7kSOl)

I never could distinguish between the Muppets and Sesame Street. I was well beyond the latter's target demo by the time it arrived. I thought there was some crossover beetween them, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (8zz6B)

166 “ I really hope they throw in 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting... that law needs some serious publicity.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (QAkQ3)”

I’m trying to find the indictment paperwork. Don’t think DoJ has released it yet but 10 years is a good start.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (1I7ss)

167 You know, now that I think about it, the voice of Ernie was a lot like that of Kermit. Same voice actor, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

And Bert was Fozzie. It was pretty obvious on the one Muppets episode that they showed up on.

"Some enchanted eeeeeeveniiiing, you might see a strangeeerrrr..."

Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing naptime at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (Wt5PA)

168 On one of my visits to Mount Vernon in the late 90s, they said that George Washington died of the same thing that Jim Henson did. By the time Henson died, they had a cure or treatment for it, but for some reason Henson did not avail himself of it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

169 155 140 Noem has found the ICE Raid leakers at DHS. They are being charged with felonies that carry 10 year sentences.

Don’t drop the soap, homies.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:26 PM (1I7ss)

I really hope they throw in 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting... that law needs some serious publicity.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2025 04:28 PM (QAkQ3)

Bailiff, whack their pee pees.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (naiw2)

170 140 Noem has found the ICE Raid leakers at DHS. They are being charged with felonies that carry 10 year sentences.

Don’t drop the soap, homies.
Posted by: Marcus T
----

Marcellus will help them with that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (E7bCG)

171 I never could distinguish between the Muppets and Sesame Street. I was well beyond the latter's target demo by the time it arrived. I thought there was some crossover beetween them, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (8zz6B)

They were both created by Henson studios

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (MGB5H)

172 Nobody is gonna mess with those old farts, but I am concerned about the Swedish Chef.
--------
Borkin' da allah akbar! Bork! Bork!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (/tzYP)

173 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard
========
Fiat money is simply crypto that sometimes comes with printed certificates. No one really understands much about how money is digitally created and transferred either.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (ctrM5)

174 > A rocket set is usually a cool kids gift.

My kid's turning ten soon. I'm thinking of getting a CZ 457 Scout for him. Maybe I'll get a rocket set too!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (lIio7)

175 She'll show you her bacon strip
Posted by: Taggart
------
Then comes her loins while she is hamming it up.
Posted by: whig

Rest assured someone is going to pork her.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (cYBz/)

176 Making animals tranny is both sick and hilarious.

pETA: Impregnating cows is RAPING THEM!!!!

also pETA: Surgically mangling mice is perfectly fine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (2VST1)

177 Well two of the Five Things list are gimmees. You filed out the list and emailed your boss and emailed DOGE a Five Things list.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (0Gnoc)

178
Sesame Street: using puppets to make black and brown kids feel good about living in abject poverty in the ghetto.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:32 PM (y9nCu)

179 You folks don't really believe that the money goes to those idiot programs, do you? Look around. None of those "foreign aid" projects ever happened.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:32 PM (naiw2)

180 I never could distinguish between the Muppets and Sesame Street. I was well beyond the latter's target demo by the time it arrived. I thought there was some crossover beetween them, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (8zz6B)
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Yes, there was some crossover from time to time. Kermit, of course, was frequently featured on both The Muppet Show and Sesame Street, but there were others.

It's pretty clear both shows took place in the same "universe."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2025 04:32 PM (7fElN)

181 who ? who ??

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (g47mK)

182 Well two of the Five Things list are gimmees. You filed out the list and emailed your boss and emailed DOGE a Five Things list.
Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (0Gnoc)
***
Excuse me. That's three things.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (0Gnoc)

183 Rest assured someone is going to pork her.
Posted by: Tonypete
=======
Well, I guess she will end up with a smoked butt.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (ctrM5)

184 And the "little" African Aid development agency probably represents dozens of relatively small, tin-pot dictators that normally fly under the radar, spending tons of money and resisting actions from Republicans (or even relative moderates like Bill Clinton). As the Times report says:

Thursday's takeover of the small foundation, which has about 55 employees and an annual budget of about $45 million, came after a weekslong standoff between administration officials and the foundation's leaders. The leaders refused to succumb to the efforts of Mr. Marocco and the Department of Government of Efficiency team, overseen by Elon Musk, to assume control of their functions, dismiss staff members and install Mr. Marocco as the acting leader.

The hubris and resistance is kind of shocking. Fuck these guys, and burn their agencies to the ground.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

185 >And Mr. Moose! Don't forget Mr. Moose!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:29 PM (L/fGl)

Magic drawing board FTW!

Posted by: Damn I'm Old at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (GTqXr)

186 She'll show you her bacon strip
Posted by: Taggart
------
Then comes her loins while she is hamming it up.
Posted by: whig

Rest assured someone is going to pork her.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (cYBz/)

I'm sure someone will remember to bring the Sweet and Sour sauce

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (VNX3d)

187 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard
......

and beets. Beets are valuable too.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

188 The Hill: DOGE team shut out of US African development agency.
_______________

Why do we have an "African development agency?" Let's face it, Africa is a total basket case, and probably always will be regardless of any and all efforts to fix it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

189 youtu.be/QFdkM40KOhE

Posted by: Mental Health Pro's at the VA at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

190 178
Sesame Street: using puppets to make black and brown kids feel good about living in abject poverty in the ghetto.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:32 PM (y9nCu)

"Hey! Hey! Another one rides the bus!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (naiw2)

191 I love my Tricare, said nobody ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (1I7ss)

192 Is H.R. Pufnstuf still around?

Those guys were dope.

Literally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (Q4IgG)

193 They're chopping mouse dicks off now? That's so wrong.

Posted by: Mickey was castrated ages ago though at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (5TbUi)

194 "tendentious"
______________________

Dude....remember your audience. That's more than two syllables.

Tendentious?....that has to do with those elastic type thingies that hold your kneecap together...yes?

Posted by: Orson at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (dIske)

195 Sesame Street was a simply another fertile hunting ground for pederasts like Jim Henson and the Elmo guy.

Posted by: Comet Pizza, DeBunked at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (R/m4+)

196 SouthPark is real.

We don't live in interesting times we live in the stupidest time ever.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (0HaGk)

197 I'm sure someone will remember to bring the Sweet and Sour sauce
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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I guess Ms. Piggy if someone does her is pulled Pork.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (ctrM5)

198 >>>Just think of crypto as "free range banking" and you won't be far wrong. All that exists is the shared balance sheet.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Turnips have more value than crypto. I can eat a turnip and I can buy gas, pay a bill or eat a steak using paper dollars. Can't do any of that with crypto.

Dollar bill is backed in full faith and credit of the USA , oil and guns.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (E7bCG)

199 Some of y’all are very sick. Get help. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (1I7ss)

200 I don’t have any sympathy, they chose to get openly in bed with the liberal blob and willingly accept being deputized to shill for whatever talking points the blob was pushing. Government broadband subsidies? Check. COVID vaccines? Check? BLM? Check. Pride? Check. The “shrinkflation” narrative? Check. I think it’s appropriate that when they introduced a new Muppet character a few years back (to represent autism, but this is not intended to criticize that), she was a girl named Julia. Because that is what they have become part of the machine to make: A world of Julias (as in “The Life of…”

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (7kSOl)

201 Why do we have an "African development agency?" Let's face it, Africa is a total basket case, and probably always will be regardless of any and all efforts to fix it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

The problem with Africa is that it is full of Africans.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (naiw2)

202 VA medical centers seem to vary wildly in quality state-by-state.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (wBaIH)

203 Here's the 2:32 video where Katy Perry made headlines showing a lot of boobs while singing to Elmo.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4z5pev

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (jvJvP)

204 179 You folks don't really believe that the money goes to those idiot programs, do you? Look around. None of those "foreign aid" projects ever happened.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:32 PM (naiw2)

No, we have no idea where the money ended up. And I agree -- I think the stated reasons for the money were most likely all made up by some interns filling out fake grant applications at an NGO. Or the employees on the fed side approving said fake grant application.

MAYBE some of the money went where they said it went, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (uCjyK)

205 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (MGB5H)

206 > Noem has found the ICE Raid leakers at DHS. They are being charged with felonies that carry 10 year sentences.


There's a youtuber who calls himself Johnny Somali who went to South Korea who's facing ten years in prison. He's one of those idiots who made a name for himself by being a dickbag in public, intentionally irritating people around himself, and laughing at people because they can't do anything about it.

Well, he took his show on the road to South Korea, and they definitely can do something about it there. He apparently was read his charges today. He showed up late and hung over. Reportedly he started paying attention when the judge informed him he was facing a decade in prison.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (lIio7)

207
Marcellus will help them with that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:30 PM (E7bCG)

Pliers and a blowtorch

Posted by: not done with them by a damn sight at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (5TbUi)

208 Fiat money is simply crypto that sometimes comes with printed certificates. No one really understands much about how money is digitally created and transferred either.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (ctrM5)

If fiat money goes "poof!" you can descend upon the capitol with pitchforks and torches and lynch the perpetrators. If crypto goes "poof!" who are you going to lynch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (8zz6B)

209 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard
......

and beets. Beets are valuable too.
Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

Fact! Bears eat beets.

Posted by: Dwight Shrute at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (Aqu9a)

210 205 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne


I guess the dog did too. Smells fishy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (/U5Yz)

211 192 Is H.R. Pufnstuf still around?

Those guys were dope.

Literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Used to be a Sid and Marty Krofft theme park in downtown Atlanta. Part of the park became the Omni Hotel/CNN hq at the time. Stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (ctrM5)

212 >>129
From Dr Robert Malone, I think the numbers you are looking for are included

https://tinyurl.com/4jsmb65u

Posted by: extybeebeachbum at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (T34So)

213 Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication.

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (HHTes)

214 And CHEERS! to Scott Jennings. Good did.

Dude just saunters into enemy territory and smacks idiots with his dick.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (0HaGk)

215 Three chocolate bars for 5 bucks. I gave them the money stretched through the door and had them put the bars on the step.

Damn are they small. 28 grams, 28 grams, 31 grams. 4 squares each.

Freaking Liberals....
Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:20 PM (jvJvP)
****


what, aren't you going to the rally to celebrate that the chocolate ration has been increased to 28 grams?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (D7oie)

216 188 The Hill: DOGE team shut out of US African development agency.
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Why do we have an "African development agency?" Let's face it, Africa is a total basket case, and probably always will be regardless of any and all efforts to fix it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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That's an agency that should be on the elimination list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (E7bCG)

217 My kid's turning ten soon. I'm thinking of getting a CZ 457 Scout for him. Maybe I'll get a rocket set too!
Posted by: bonhomme

I have a CZ 455. Great, great rifle. Also a (pistol with an absurdly long name) CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical, which is also great (as long as you like very heavy, all steel gun).

In general, I find CZ is great quality for the price. Options and accessories aren't as plentiful as Rugers and such, but I've always liked to try oddball brands, and CZ has always been good to me.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (JCZqz)

218 192 Is H.R. Pufnstuf still around?

Those guys were dope.

Literally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM (Q4IgG)

Tubi, I think. Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (i/l90)

219 Federal News Network, DataDive
These are the agencies spending the most on consulting contracts
The Department of Veterans Affairs ended 585 consulting contracts deemed non-essential, but HHS, DHS and DoD also buy a large amount of these services. Jason Miller @jmillerWFED, March 4, 2025 2:24 pm

In part, The Veterans Affairs Department lifted its pause on cancelling “non-essential” or duplicative contracts and reduced its initial number by more than 300.

VA said today it is terminating 585 contracts, down from its initial total of 875 it released last week and immediately came under fire for impacting for veterans services.

Democrat lawmakers say the initial list of cancelled contracts affected direct service to veterans for cancer care, for recruiting of doctors and for decontamination of facilities that are polluted.

This time, VA says ending these contracts will not negatively affect veteran care, benefits or services."
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Also, VA gets GSA request to slash total number of employees who hold purchase cards
GSA has asked 15 other agency heads “to reduce their agency charge card limits, and the number and usage of cards.” Jory Heckman@jheckmanWFED, Feb 26, 2025

DOGE 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (NFX2v)

220 I guess the dog did too. Smells fishy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (/U5Yz

It's spread through rat shit and saliva so makes since the dog coulda got it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (MGB5H)

221 who are you going to lynch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm gonna lynch Merrill.

Seriously, crypto is no more a scam than fiat money or bank notes were back in the day.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (ctrM5)

222 Why do we have an "African development agency?" Let's face it, Africa is a total basket case, and probably always will be regardless of any and all efforts to fix it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

Deep state / intel agencies are supposed to use the money in all of these various slush funds as a "soft power". Ie: let Exxon Mobil drill for oil in your country and we'll give you $100 million in a swiss bank account, Mr. Tinpot Dictator.

But in reality -- we have no idea where the money goes.

Well, I have SOME idea, but it's going to be very difficult to prove.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (uCjyK)

223 Thomas Sowell has some really good writing about why Africa is so backward (hint: geography plays a big part).

Here's the 2:32 video where Katy Perry made headlines showing a lot of boobs while singing to Elmo.

"Wait til I tell you about what I was staring at from my perspective"
--Elmo's Puppeteer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (2VST1)

224 192 Is H.R. Pufnstuf still around?

Those guys were dope.


the cnn headquarters used to be a sid ampersand marty krofft theme park

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (oY6Yp)

225 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Further proof that Otisberg is a pestilential hellhole.

Too soon?

Posted by: Bulg at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

226 If fiat money goes "poof!" you can descend upon the capitol with pitchforks and torches and lynch the perpetrators. If crypto goes "poof!" who are you going to lynch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



The same people.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 07, 2025 04:38 PM (sAmhv)

227 More here:

David Sacks@davidsacks47 21h
Just a few minutes ago, President Trump signed an Executive Order to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.

The Reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings. This means it will not cost taxpayers a dime.

It is estimated that the U.S. government owns about 200,000 bitcoin; however, there has never been a complete audit. The E.O. directs a full accounting of the federal government’s digital asset holdings.

The U.S. will not sell any bitcoin deposited into the Reserve. It will be kept as a store of value. The Reserve is like a digital Fort Knox for the cryptocurrency often called “digital gold.”

Premature sales of bitcoin have already cost U.S. taxpayers over $17 billion in lost value. Now the federal government will have a strategy to maximize the value of its holdings.

The Secretaries of Treasury and Commerce are authorized to develop budget-neutral strategies for acquiring additional bitcoin, provided that those strategies have no incremental costs on American taxpayers. [...more]
https://is.gd/zl8b9p

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (/tzYP)

228 I sort of expected the Sesame Street announcement to come during a Guy Smiley news report.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (naiw2)

229 Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.
Posted by: ScaryMary
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Brown acid you mean.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (ctrM5)

230 Ms. Piggy was manipulative, emotionally and physically abusive, and generally toxic AF. Kermit deserved better.

Posted by: It's funny if the guy's getting beaten, right at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (5TbUi)

231 My default position is that the media is lying. Well, perhaps not when it comes to sports scores.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (kTd/k)

232 Some will argue that Africa's problems stem from lack of navigable rivers, deep water ports and tropical diseases.

But not its people. Then you look at South Africa. Before and after.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (wBaIH)

233 What's green and smells like bacon??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (/tzYP)

234 Man, Hackman had Alzheimer's. Wife died of Hantavirus. She died on Feb 11, well before Hackman. In his demented state, poor man was just wandering around, Biden-like. He died of heart problems, with Alzheimer's being a contributing factor.

And the poor dog, I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (w6EFb)

235 228 I sort of expected the Sesame Street announcement to come during a Guy Smiley news report.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (naiw2)

Guy Smiley was a game show host, you’re probably thinking of the news anchor on The Muppet Show who sounded almost exactly like him.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (7kSOl)

236 Ms. Piggy was manipulative, emotionally and physically abusive, and generally toxic AF. Kermit deserved better.
Posted by: It's funny if the guy's getting beaten, right at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (5TbUi)

I remember pointing this out when I was young. I was like Miss piggy is awful.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (MGB5H)

237 If Sesame Street is facing significant cost cutting, does that mean Bert and Ernie will now need to share a bed?

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (azSra)

238
MAYBE some of the money went where they said it went, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (uCjyK)



Do you have any idea how much it costs to properly run a 10 bedroom estate in Switzerland?

Posted by: Prince Katanga of Cameroon, in exile in Nigeria at March 07, 2025 04:41 PM (y9nCu)

239 what, aren't you going to the rally to celebrate that the chocolate ration has been increased to 28 grams?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (D7oie)

I'm in Canada.

Can't afford gas because us 40 million 'people' are saving Mother Gaia.....

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:41 PM (jvJvP)

240 Dude....remember your audience. That's more than two syllables.

-
Mike Connolly@MikeConnollyMA
Memo to all the MAGA members of Congress — you’re dealing with a Harvard Law School grad [Boston Mayor Wu Wu] — she’s a lot smarter than you, and she is leading the safest city in the nation. You’re just embarrassing yourselfs while failing to address our nation’s actual problems.

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We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 07, 2025 04:41 PM (L/fGl)

241 213 Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication.
Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (HHTes)

Weapons grade earworm.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:41 PM (naiw2)

242 Frank Oz does not approve of all your insinuations about Bert and Ernie.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at March 07, 2025 04:41 PM (7kSOl)

243 I sort of expected the Sesame Street announcement to come during a Guy Smiley news report.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (naiw2)
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"Muppet News Flash" was hilarious. However he was just known as the "Newsman."

Guy Smiley was the game show host from Sesame Street.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)

244 230 Ms. Piggy was manipulative, emotionally and physically abusive, and generally toxic AF. Kermit deserved better.
Posted by: It's funny
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Critical theory dictates that when Ms. Piggy bops Kermit, it is female empowerment. For Kermit to question Ms. Piggy's right to do so is oppression. Stay tuned for future tips in critical theory on Sesame Street

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (ctrM5)

245 Well, he took his show on the road to South Korea, and they definitely can do something about it there. He apparently was read his charges today. He showed up late and hung over. Reportedly he started paying attention when the judge informed him he was facing a decade in prison.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 04:36 PM (lIio7)

Give South Korea some kind of prize for this. These dipshit influencer clout chasers need to start getting their guts stomped out.

Posted by: One down hundreds to go at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (5TbUi)

246 Fiat money is simply crypto that sometimes comes with printed certificates. No one really understands much about how money is digitally created and transferred either.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:31 PM (ctrM5)


Saifedean Ammous makes a stab at explaining it in The Fiat Standard.
Murray Rothbard does, too, but he is mostly explaining credit and banking, as is Jesus Huerta de Soto.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (D7oie)

247 We have to confine our whoopie time to the bedroom with the special waterproof sheets. When she gets in the mood, she leaves greasy puddles everywhere.

Posted by: Kermit at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (Aqu9a)

248 229 Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.
Posted by: ScaryMary
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Brown acid you mean.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (ctrM5)

I was a little kid when those shows first aired. I didn't get...the references. Thought it was just a kid and his flute, lol.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (i/l90)

249 I have a shameful confession to make. I have no idea who Andrew Tate is or what he does.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (kTd/k)

250 210 205 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I guess the dog did too. Smells fishy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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They must have had a maid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (E7bCG)

251 So the latest news is that Hackman's wife died of natural causes, and Hackman had Alzheimers, lived a full week more and died of heart complications. The dog starved to death in the closet, possibly closed in there by Gene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (2VST1)

252 I've been rewatching muppet show. Absolutely hilarious to this day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (MGB5H)

253 187 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard
......

and beets. Beets are valuable too.


if we corner the beet market, putin would have to buy his borshch from us.

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (oY6Yp)

254 82 Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:18 PM

Doing the (er er) pigeon!

You know, we are proving SS was impactful.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (BgmlQ)

255 245 Give South Korea some kind of prize for this. These dipshit influencer clout chasers need to start getting their guts stomped out.
Posted by: One down hundreds to go at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (5TbUi)

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South Koreans gotta entertain themselves somehow without any kids around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

256 Headline - Far-Left New York Times Pushes Wild Claim That Elon Musk and Marco Rubio Had ‘Knock-Down, Drag-Out Fight’ in White House Cabinet Meeting — Trump Reportedly Intervened on Rubio’s Behalf

Needed Context -
Trump White House an arena where staff are encouraged to "go at it", usually with pugal sticks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (/lPRQ)

257 Mike Connolly@MikeConnollyMA
Memo to all the MAGA members of Congress — you’re dealing with a Harvard Law School grad [Boston Mayor Wu Wu] — she’s a lot smarter than you, and she is leading the safest city in the nation. You’re just embarrassing yourselfs while failing to address our nation’s actual problems.

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We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Apparently Mike Connolly goes for that Wu Wu stuff.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (ctrM5)

258 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
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Did they mention the dog too? All three dead promoted the CO theory; and maybe murder/suicide as well. [Not that it was either apparently.]

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (/tzYP)

259 >>Mike Connolly@MikeConnollyMA
Memo to all the MAGA members of Congress — you’re dealing with a Harvard Law School grad


LOL.

Ask her to define: Woman. Then get back to me, fag.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (oa1NA)

260 Sesame Street has been on the air since November 1969. There are something like 4500 episodes. Now that we can watch pretty much any show on streaming, why does the show need to be made anymore?

If you really want your kid to learn the ABCs or counting or basic life skills from Sesame Street, you can pull up thousands of episodes from their catalog and play it for them.

If some network wants to buy the show and make more episodes, they can do that too.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 04:43 PM (lIio7)

261 I've been rewatching muppet show. Absolutely hilarious to this day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (MGB5H)
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That show was amazing for its time. Still holds up great!

I love all the practical effects they used on the show--lots of explosions!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2025 04:44 PM (7fElN)

262 I was a little kid when those shows first aired. I didn't get...the references. Thought it was just a kid and his flute, lol.
Posted by: ScaryMary
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Watch the Beverly Hills episode where Granny goes to smoke crawdads from the creek. Complete with Hippies. It is one of the later ones of course.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (ctrM5)

263 I remember pointing this out when I was young. I was like Miss piggy is awful

Remember in Captain America where Peggy Carter spots Steve kissing another girl? They hadn't dated, or even done anything beyond extremely brief mild flirting at that point. Peggy picks up a gun and tries to SHOOT CAP in anger. She doesn't know the shield is bulletproof.

She was psychotic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (2VST1)

264 241 213 Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication.
Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (HHTes)

Weapons grade earworm.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March

That was The Muppet Show. Which was wonderful.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (BgmlQ)

265 I don't understand crypto. Turnips have more value.
Posted by: Braenyard
......

and beets. Beets are valuable too.

---------

And Tulips! Tulips, yes!

Oh...hang on a second....

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (azSra)

266 >>Headline - Far-Left New York Times Pushes Wild Claim That Elon Musk and Marco Rubio Had ‘Knock-Down, Drag-Out Fight’ in White House Cabinet Meeting — Trump Reportedly Intervened on Rubio’s Behalf


So. The Story is the NYT reported this.

My question is, to whom did they report this?
Because I am betting their readership is straight up shit.
And, I am guessing more people read the back of a Tampon Box each day than read the NYT.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (oa1NA)

267 Man, Hackman had Alzheimer's. Wife died of Hantavirus. She died on Feb 11, well before Hackman. In his demented state, poor man was just wandering around, Biden-like. He died of heart problems, with Alzheimer's being a contributing factor.

And the poor dog, I don't want to think about it.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (w6EFb)

Damn, Hantavirus is bad shit. It's endemic in the Southwest

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (NtVYv)

268 It's spread through rat shit and saliva so makes since the dog coulda got it.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Thanks, BruceWayne. Above written before having read your reply.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (/tzYP)

269 227 The Reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings. This means it will not cost taxpayers a dime.

It is estimated that the U.S. government owns about 200,000 bitcoin; however, there has never been a complete audit. The E.O. directs a full accounting of the federal government’s digital asset holdings.


maybe we can get one of smartguys in the nsa to figure out how to access the $700 million worth of bitcoin that one guy tossed in the trash...

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:45 PM (oY6Yp)

270 Seriously, crypto is no more a scam than fiat money or bank notes were back in the day.
Posted by: whig
.....

My daughter laughs at me for carrying cash around. I've always got at least a couple $50 bills in my wallet.
But they don't laugh when I pick up the check at dinner.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2025 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

271 Manamana. 1976

https://tinyurl.com/2sbvtya9

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2025 04:46 PM (A7Jfs)

272 I've been rewatching muppet show. Absolutely hilarious to this day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (MGB5H)
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That show was amazing for its time. Still holds up great!

I love all the practical effects they used on the show--lots of explosions!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2025 04:44 PM (7fElN)

James Coburn meditating with Animal:

https://youtu.be/3z1WW70R88w

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 04:46 PM (VNX3d)

273 Damn, Hantavirus is bad shit. It's endemic in the Southwest

Yeah I watch a lot of "renovate the old car" shows and those guys are constantly dealing with old mouse poo which is full of hantavirus. One of them is gonna get that crap one day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:47 PM (2VST1)

274 Old Sesame Street was quite good for letters and numbers, learning a little Spanish, and being decent to your neighbors regardless of color. Then they eventually had to go woketard

Posted by: There is no beloved property leftists cannot ruin at March 07, 2025 04:47 PM (5TbUi)

275 >>I've been rewatching muppet show. Absolutely hilarious to this day.


Peak Americana.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 04:47 PM (oa1NA)

276
"Jerkoff Jake" Tapper -- it's who he is AND what he does!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Enstompen! Enstompen! Enstompen! at March 07, 2025 04:47 PM (xG4kz)

277 Man, Hackman had Alzheimer's. Wife died of Hantavirus. She died on Feb 11, well before Hackman. In his demented state, poor man was just wandering around, Biden-like. He died of heart problems, with Alzheimer's being a contributing factor.

And the poor dog, I don't want to think about it.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (w6EFb)

Sounds like neither one of them was receiving appropriate medical attention. AFAIK, hantavirus is survivable if one gets early treatment. Mice are the vector. Dried mouse pee and droppings contain hantavirus particles that can be inhaled if they become airborne. If you have to clean up a "moused" car or building. hose it down with diluted bleach, first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:48 PM (8zz6B)

278 229 Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.
Posted by: ScaryMary


Elektra Woman and Dyna Girl

Ohhhh....Dyna Girl

And Wonder Woman's young cousin....

Posted by: Stateless...48% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 07, 2025 04:48 PM (jvJvP)

279 Big Birds going to have to hit the pole again to make ends meet.

https://tinyurl.com/msb9pu9c

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2025 04:48 PM (/U5Yz)

280 So, the "choose your fighter" video wasn't the worst video.

It's now in a competition.

The purple-haired Batman villain has submitted an entry.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 07, 2025 04:48 PM (Fsn05)

281 So the authorities are saying that Hackman's wife (and the dog) died from hantavirus, and Hackman died from arteriosclerosis and Alzheimer's a week or so later. Sounds like a very grim scene.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (Ft5W9)

282 128 Stop touching me Elmo from South Park

It's on the youtubes
Posted by: Taggart

Yes, but you can't expect people to go through the trouble of looking for it lol
https://tinyurl.com/5xe3xnn8

More, more, more.....ahhhhhh!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

283 My daughter laughs at me for carrying cash around. I've always got at least a couple $50 bills in my wallet.
But they don't laugh when I pick up the check at dinner.
Posted by: wth

150 years ago or such you could have bought a huge ranch in Wyoming with a couple of hundred bucks. Nowadays, you can buy a little league team lunch at McDonalds. That is a seriously diminished value of the dollar all thanks to DC.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)

284 Thomas Sowell has some really good writing about why Africa is so backward (hint: geography plays a big part).
__________________

Lots of people make excuses for Africa. Jared Diamond claimed a lack of domesticated animals held Africa back.

Compare and contrast Africa with Japan. In 1853 Japan was a backward, feudal society with precisely zero natural resources and essentially no foreign contact whatsoever. Perry forced Japan to open up, and in fifty-three years Japan was a modern economic and military power that kicked the snot out of a major European power.

Up until 1880 Africa was isolated in much the same way as Japan, but had abundant natural resources. Africa was colonized beginning in 1880, and decolonized circa 1960. But to this day it's still hopelessly backward and needs handouts.

The difference is in the people who live in Japan and who live in Africa. Notice that there's no Japan development agency.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

285 Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.
Posted by: ScaryMary


Sigmund the Seamonster.
HR Puffenstuff

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2025 04:50 PM (A7Jfs)

286 Is H.R. Pufnstuf still around?

Those guys were dope.

Literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 04:34 PM


Wow, Jack Wild has been dead for 19 years.

I would say that he will be missed but, apparently not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:50 PM (jc0TO)

287 Sounds like neither one of them was receiving appropriate medical attention. AFAIK, hantavirus is survivable if one gets early treatment. Mice are the vector. Dried mouse pee and droppings contain hantavirus particles that can be inhaled if they become airborne. If you have to clean up a "moused" car or building. hose it down with diluted bleach, first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


We find the occasional pack rat nest on the ranch. Gasoline and a match is the cure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2025 04:50 PM (/U5Yz)

288 152 A Tale of Two Headlines:
Re: African Aid Agency
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Oh my! Now where can my state and county claim they're sending a cut of state opioid settlement settlement money?!

State Opioid Settlement Spending Decisions

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 07, 2025 04:50 PM (NFX2v)

289 I remember pointing this out when I was young. I was like Miss piggy is awful.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2025 04:40 PM (MGB5H)

I didn't fully pick up on this until I was much older. I just accepted that's how women were because that was my primary formative experience. Then one day I was like, "wait that's wrong. Like REALLY fucking wrong."

Posted by: Lessons learned disastrously late at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (5TbUi)

290 Who would talk to the NYT from Trump's cabinet?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (2Km7O)

291 Dollar bill is backed in full faith and credit of the USA , oil and guns.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:35 PM (E7bCG)


As was the Argentine "Austral"

It is just a piece of paper, there is nothing magical about it, and if I made a copy of one it would be worth nothing unless you were dumb enough to take it.

as an object it has little intrincic value, and it makes terrible TP. The only value in it is the same that Dentalia shells or bushels of field peas had at one time "in the Western territories". They are only acceptable as a medium of exchange if everyone involved in the transaction accepts them as being representative of wealth.

IF you can set up a dollar like system that does not have actual dollars, just representation in a ledger, then you have a system . . . Just like a credit card system that you use every day when your boss gives you a direct deposit, you make purchases with a card, and you get a balance afterwards from the ATM or from the bank when you buy cheese at the grocery store.
Crypto is essentially that, without the bank, Visa company, being involved. Just a ledger run by the holders

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (D7oie)

292 277
That's horrible
And that poor dog

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (/ncst)

293 232 Some will argue that Africa's problems stem from lack of navigable rivers, deep water ports and tropical diseases.

But not its people. Then you look at South Africa. Before and after.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
‘It was commies what done the old country in.’

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (LHPAg)

294 Sid and Marty Krofft had to be on major hallucinogenics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2025 04:52 PM (2Km7O)

295 Miss Piggy was a high-maintenance drama queen. Poor Kermit was piggy-whipped.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 04:52 PM (i/l90)

296
Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication.
Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (HHTes)




I always like the Electric Company better. Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader was coooooool.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:53 PM (y9nCu)

297 The Left does "fact-check": 'to check -- to stop or to slow down the progress of something.'

And the WashPo's "Democracy Dies in Darkness" is clearly not a warning, but a Mission Statement.

Scott Jennings, on the other hand, is a national treasure. Smart, good-natured in spite of being in the snakepit of CNN, and an incredibly valuable voice of reason in that cacophony of craziness. Handsome, too.

Posted by: Beverly at March 07, 2025 04:53 PM (Epeb0)

298 So the latest news is that Hackman's wife died of natural causes, and Hackman had Alzheimers, lived a full week more and died of heart complications. The dog starved to death in the closet, possibly closed in there by Gene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They will say anything to cover for deep state.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 04:53 PM (/lPRQ)

299
I always like the Electric Company better. Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader was coooooool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:53 PM (y9nCu)

And they had Spider-Man

Posted by: HEY YOU GUUUUUYYYYSSS!!! at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (5TbUi)

300 Sesame Street was on the air in 1972, IIRC... haven't they passed their sell-by date?

Posted by: Beverly at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (Epeb0)

301 The difference is in the people who live in Japan and who live in Africa. Notice that there's no Japan development agency.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

That we know of.

Wouldn't surprise me if we're still funding some Japanese Development Agency from 1947 who are feverishly handing out grants to groups like "Japanese-American Friendship Committee" which is run by someone's brother in law.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (uCjyK)

302 Trump pulls $400 million in grants and contracts from Columbia U over their pro-Hamas campus activities.

http://tiny.cc/luic001 (nypost)

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (lIio7)

303 One hell of a cleaning and maintenance service the Hackman's had.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

304 Working for the VA, I send my email on Monday mornings to OPM and it takes me all of 1 minute. I don't think of it beyond that 1 minute. NPR is either lying or whoever they are talking to at a the VA is lying or both in concert.

I will say that all Government workers have been branded with a broad brush as all lazy and worthless and that hurts as there are a lot of us that come to work everyday and bust our ass and actually care to do the best that we can and are always thinking on process improvement. There are also a lot who should be fired. What those numbers are in relation to each other I really don't know. I've also worked in the private sector and saw the same thing, it was just a little easier to fire someone but not by much. I'm a taxpayer too and the fraud, waste, and abuse in the Federal government pisses me off to no end. We just lost 4 employees in their probation period that were excellent that were needed and hard to replace. I pray for better days ahead for all of us.

Posted by: Cheri at March 07, 2025 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

305 At least Mark Lester is still kicking. He even has a movie in post-production.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:55 PM (jc0TO)

306 That's horrible
And that poor dog
------------

I've been asking about the poor dog all week.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 04:55 PM (azSra)

307 Ha, I'm prophetic.

Foreignassistance.gov says we recently issued the following grant to "Japan": "$965k - Partnership for Living Better"

And who could be against a partnership for living better?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:56 PM (uCjyK)

308
My guess: Hackman's wacky oriental wife gave Gene & the dog an overdose of pills, then overdosed herself.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 04:56 PM (uotK4)

309 264 241 213 Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication.
Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:37 PM (HHTes)

Weapons grade earworm.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March

That was The Muppet Show. Which was wonderful.

Actually they did it on both shows. The skit was that popular.

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at March 07, 2025 04:56 PM (HHTes)

310 and died of heart complications

Don't we all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (jc0TO)

311 Crypto is essentially that, without the bank, Visa company, being involved. Just a ledger run by the holders
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 04:51 PM (D7oie)

What it lacks is anyone who can be held to account if the whole enterprise fails, or is hacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (8zz6B)

312
virus, my ass

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uotK4)

313 Ha, I'm prophetic.

Foreignassistance.gov says we recently issued the following grant to "Japan": "$965k - Partnership for Living Better"

And who could be against a partnership for living better?
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If they wanted to send me $965,000 I would partner with them to make sure I lived better too.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (azSra)

314 285 Sid and Marty Krofft were the bomb.
Posted by: ScaryMary


Sigmund the Seamonster.
HR Puffenstuff


the true star was witchiepoo

Posted by: anachronda at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (oY6Yp)

315 284 Thomas Sowell has some really good writing about why Africa is so backward (hint: geography plays a big part).
__________________
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Sowell should stick to economics and keep his sociological theories to himself.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (E7bCG)

316 Foreignassistance.gov says we recently issued the following grant to "Japan": "$965k - Partnership for Living Better"

And who could be against a partnership for living better?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:56 PM (uCjyK)

They better start making babies or they're going to be in even worse trouble than they already are.

Posted by: South Korea too. And the US. at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (5TbUi)

317 If they wanted to send me $965,000 I would partner with them to make sure I lived better too.
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (azSra)

Tell me about it.

I would love for them to be my partner in my living better as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (uCjyK)

318 Partnership for Living Better

It's literally The Human Fund.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (jc0TO)

319 232 Some will argue that Africa's problems stem from lack of navigable rivers, deep water ports and tropical diseases.

But not its people. Then you look at South Africa. Before and after.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 07, 2025 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
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Or Rhodesia/Zimbabwe.

The navigable rivers and deep water ports argument is rubbish. The implication is that a lack of foreign contact caused the backwardness. But Japan had essentially zero foreign contact before Commodore Perry, and of course has no navigable rivers and most of the country is mountainous. Didn't stop Japan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

320 241 213 Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song.

--

butdoobadoobit

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (/ncst)

321 My guess: Hackman's wacky oriental wife gave Gene & the dog an overdose of pills, then overdosed herself.

Forensics say she died a week before him, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (2VST1)

322 >>It's literally The Human Fund.


A Fund. For People.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (oa1NA)

323
Lots of people make excuses for Africa. Jared Diamond claimed a lack of domesticated animals held Africa back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)



Jared Diamond is full of shit. Cruelty fan VDH wrote Carnage and Culture in response to Diamond's totally wrong Guns, Germs and Steel.

As I've described it in the past, Carnage and Culture is a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Diamond in the nutsack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (y9nCu)

324 >>>What it lacks is anyone who can be held to account if the whole enterprise fails, or is hacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's the full faith and credibility part.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (E7bCG)

325 Burt & Ernie were fags.
No covering that up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

326 I will say that all Government workers have been branded with a broad brush as all lazy and worthless and that hurts as there are a lot of us that come to work everyday and bust our ass and actually care to do the best that we can and are always thinking on process improvement. There are also a lot who should be fired. What those numbers are in relation to each other I really don't know. I've also worked in the private sector and saw the same thing, it was just a little easier to fire someone but not by much. I'm a taxpayer too and the fraud, waste, and abuse in the Federal government pisses me off to no end. We just lost 4 employees in their probation period that were excellent that were needed and hard to replace. I pray for better days ahead for all of us.

I agree with everything you said. I suppose it makes some people feel good to trash all of us, but that doesn't make it any more true. There are real people, good people, who are being hurt. Does that mean Trump should stop? No, of course not, but it's also no reason to revel in the damage done to people's lives because non-Feds suffered as well over the last administration.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (xCA6C)

327 They better start making babies or they're going to be in even worse trouble than they already are.
Posted by: South Korea too. And the US. at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (5TbUi)

I don't know if I fully buy in to that.

Japan has been around for a long time as a culture. And they've certainly had ebbs and flows in population numbers.

Yes, it will be an adjustment and probably result in a lower standard of living (temporarily) for younger people.

But fewer people will mean property is cheaper and jobs pay more, so it may come out in the wash.

I don't think any economic or welfare system based on infinite population growth is very sustainable, frankly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (uCjyK)

328 Old Sesame Street was quite good for letters and numbers, learning a little Spanish, and being decent to your neighbors regardless of color. Then they eventually had to go woketard
Posted by: There is no beloved property leftists cannot ruin at March 07, 2025 04:47 PM (5TbUi)

The neighbor boy wants to suck your dick. *everyone breaks out in song*

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (g8Ew8)

329 and died of heart complications

Don't we all.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (jc0TO)

Human life itself is a sexually-transmitted terminal condition.

Posted by: Recycle. Reuse. Repeat. at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (5TbUi)

330 "Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication."

Didn't I see them do it on the Red Skelton show before that?

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (vFG9F)

331 Nice explanation of money systems, Kindltot.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (ctrM5)

332 We shouldn't be sending money to other countries, we should be laying them under tribute.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (jc0TO)

333 150 years ago or such you could have bought a huge ranch in Wyoming with a couple of hundred bucks. Nowadays, you can buy a little league team lunch at McDonalds. That is a seriously diminished value of the dollar all thanks to DC.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)


But the Federal Reserve saved us from a worse fate!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (D7oie)

334 Sounds like neither one of them was receiving appropriate medical attention. AFAIK, hantavirus is survivable if one gets early treatment. Mice are the vector. Dried mouse pee and droppings contain hantavirus particles that can be inhaled if they become airborne. If you have to clean up a "moused" car or building. hose it down with diluted bleach, first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
.

I recall, some years ago, there was an outbreak of plague in New Mexico (rodents were the vector in that case, also).

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (mADJX)

335 I know some vets who are being treated by the VA. They have no complaints. Sorry, no taking an oath in Brandon's name. So learn to code, like the miners did.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (QSrLX)

336 Wait. Sesame street is not funded by NPR?
Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns Max, announced that, after 10 years, it was not renewing its deal to fund new episodes of the iconic children's series.

I am shocked, shocked that the FNM lied to me that cutting NRP funding would kill off Big Bird.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (34pOu)

337 "The studies were meant to figure out how these treatments might affect the health of humans who take them, not for the purpose of making mice transgender."

Wait wait, so we are doing this to fucking kids? And THEN someone thought "Hmm, maybe we should try this out on mice?" But it really is safe and effective on kids. No worries.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (mvURQ)

338 err. NPR funding.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (34pOu)

339 That's the full faith and credibility part.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I wouldn't brag about that regarding the US government. Pretty much the US has pissed on both parts of that equation.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (ctrM5)

340 In other news, they did cast that black dude as Snape for the new Harry Potter long form series show.

Snape! He's a bad motha--
shut yo mouf!
But I'm just talkin 'bout Snape!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (2VST1)

341 NPR, CTW, PBS go get your shine box.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (QSrLX)

342 The Muppet Show>>>>>Sesame Street

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (HG+uw)

343
Trump pulls $400 million in grants and contracts from Columbia U over their pro-Hamas campus activities.

http://tiny.cc/luic001 (nypost)
Posted by: bonhomme


Yeah, old news. Speaking of old news, ever see this roadside shooting of a State Police officer? **Do Not Watch If You Don't Want To See A Human Get Shot Multiple Times**

https://is.gd/ZfMvqL

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (uotK4)

344 Jared Diamond is full of shit. Cruelty fan VDH wrote Carnage and Culture in response to Diamond's totally wrong Guns, Germs and Steel.

As I've described it in the past, Carnage and Culture is a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Diamond in the nutsack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
_______________

Agreed. I read Diamond's poxy book, which should have been subtitled "It Ain't Their Fault!" when in fact it IS their fault.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

345 Nood Kristy Noem

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (i/l90)

346 So...is the argument that Africa writ large is a dysfunctional basket case because it's full of black people? I'm not promoting this theory but it seems that some are hinting at it without quite coming out and saying it.

Posted by: Is that what you're saying? at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (5TbUi)

347 That's the full faith and credibility part.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (E7bCG)

Incredibly, I have no faith in crypto promoters.

Now, I might consider using crypto as a transactional medium, same as I once used traveler's checks. But as a store of value? No way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (8zz6B)

348 If you have to clean up a "moused" car or building. hose it down with diluted bleach, first.

Just getting it wet with water will stop the dust, which is what you get sick from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)

349 The navigable rivers and deep water ports argument is rubbish. The implication is that a lack of foreign contact caused the backwardness. But Japan had essentially zero foreign contact before Commodore Perry, and of course has no navigable rivers and most of the country is mountainous. Didn't stop Japan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

I don't know why we have to argue about this. The answer to this question is easily obtained by googleing "average IQ by country".

Sierra Leone has an average IQ of 52. I don't care how many rivers they have or don't have, when the AVERAGE in your country is 33 IQ points below what is typically considered the cut off for mentally "slow" people (85), I don't think you're going to be creating the next Google.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (uCjyK)

350 But the Federal Reserve saved us from a worse fate!
Posted by: Kindltot
======
Can't say that the era of central banking has improved the West. Instead, it seems to have enabled a steady impoverishment of average citizens.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (ctrM5)

351 Friend of mine used to do publicity for Captain Kangaroo. He said indignantly that "Mr. Green Jeans did NOT smoke pot! That was the most moronic rumor ever, started by the pothead hippies. He was a nice, mellow, normal guy, just like his character on the show."

Posted by: Beverly at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Epeb0)

352 Will Cain on Fox: report on Congress: Sex, drinking, and dementia.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (w6EFb)

353 "Sesame Street peaked around 1970 with the Mahna Mahna song. Should have ended it right there and just go into syndication."

Didn't I see them do it on the Red Skelton show before that?
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (vFG9F)


It goes back to the Ed Sullivan show when the Muppets were first catching people's attention.

So..what? Early 60s?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

354 I recall, some years ago, there was an outbreak of plague in New Mexico (rodents were the vector in that case, also).

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (mADJX)
________________

Happens periodically in rural California, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

355 Having been brought up on the wide open cartoons of Warner Bros, and MGM's Tom and Jerry and Tex Avery bits (some featuring a very sexy Red Riding Hood), I had no use for stuff like Sesame Street.

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (mADJX)

356
My guess: Hackman's wacky oriental wife gave Gene & the dog an overdose of pills, then overdosed herself.
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Forensics say she died a week before him, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Wow, even more clever than I had guessed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (uotK4)

357 The navigable rivers and deep water ports argument is rubbish. The implication is that a lack of foreign contact caused the backwardness.

That's not his argument. Its that its very difficult to get major economic activity with the poor navigable rivers. You can't move much down river with all the huge waterfalls and choke points. Look at how well Egypt did with just the one section of the Nile they could work with. Sowell does a great job making sense of it from an economic perspective and how civilizations build.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (2VST1)

358 Agreed. I read Diamond's poxy book, which should have been subtitled "It Ain't Their Fault!" when in fact it IS their fault.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Author Mortimer Dalyrymple (actually a doctor under a pen name) had a whole series of dystopic stories of his time in Africa. Kim DuToit, likewise. I believe them over Jared's tall tales.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (ctrM5)

359 We're top dog and the USD is reserve currency.
That's the best deal going.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (E7bCG)

360 What it lacks is anyone who can be held to account if the whole enterprise fails, or is hacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 04:57 PM (8zz6B)


Bear Stearns got paid off with my tax monies, and inflationary paper that I get to eat every single day I buy something or hold it in the bank. Citybank as well, AND they all got bonuses.
No one was held to account.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (D7oie)

361 I don't know why we have to argue about this. The answer to this question is easily obtained by googleing "average IQ by country".

Sierra Leone has an average IQ of 52. I don't care how many rivers they have or don't have, when the AVERAGE in your country is 33 IQ points below what is typically considered the cut off for mentally "slow" people (85), I don't think you're going to be creating the next Google.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (uCjyK)
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That's kinda what I was getting at. And 85 is the average IQ of a certain demographic in the US.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

362 >>>332 We shouldn't be sending money to other countries, we should be laying them under tribute.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday
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Man of my heart. Trump said we should have left them alone and taken their oil.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:06 PM (E7bCG)

363 Jared Diamond is full of shit. Cruelty fan VDH wrote Carnage and Culture in response to Diamond's totally wrong Guns, Germs and Steel.

As I've described it in the past, Carnage and Culture is a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Diamond in the nutsack.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2025 04:59 PM (y9nCu)


Hell, Carlo Cipolla wrote better books about development than Diamond ever dreamed about, in 1965. Not only was Diamond an idiot, he was plowing ideas better worked up while he was still in diapers.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (D7oie)

364 That's not his argument. Its that its very difficult to get major economic activity with the poor navigable rivers. You can't move much down river with all the huge waterfalls and choke points. Look at how well Egypt did with just the one section of the Nile they could work with. Sowell does a great job making sense of it from an economic perspective and how civilizations build.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (2VST1)
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The number of navigable rivers in Japan? Zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

365 The number of navigable rivers in Japan? Zero.

I wonder if the size of Japan and its topography is significant here?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (2VST1)

366 Sunny days!!!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (f1kZG)

367 We're top dog and the USD is reserve currency.
That's the best deal going.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (E7bCG)


Rah rah, sismboombah, and a fistbump dude, but that is not an argument.

look, first figure out how dollars are made, then we can talk.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (D7oie)

368 Apparently these foreign aid agencies think they have a perpetual sinecure, and god-given right to spend taxpayer money. Fuck these assholes...hope they get fired and have to live in a culvert under the highway.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (XMwZJ)

369 The number of navigable rivers in Japan? Zero.

But everything is more or less near the coast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (jc0TO)

370 The navigable rivers and deep water ports argument is rubbish. The implication is that a lack of foreign contact caused the backwardness. But Japan had essentially zero foreign contact before Commodore Perry, and of course has no navigable rivers and most of the country is mountainous. Didn't stop Japan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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My theory is that having a climate mild enough that you can survive wearing nothing but a gourd on your dick the resulting lack of mental challenge retards development.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (/lPRQ)

371 But everything is more or less near the coast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (jc0TO)
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But most of the country is mountainous.

Furthermore, Japan essentially did not engage in foreign trade before Commodore Perry opened it up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

372 My theory is that having a climate mild enough that you can survive wearing nothing but a gourd on your dick the resulting lack of mental challenge retards development.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (/lPRQ)
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Makes sense. See also the natives of Hawaii.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

373 Sowell should stick to economics.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (E7bCG)

374 Summertime and the livin' is easy
Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is high
Your daddy's rich and your ma is good-lookin'
So hush, little baby, baby, don't you cry

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:18 PM (E7bCG)

375 Critical theory dictates that when Ms. Piggy bops Kermit, it is female empowerment. For Kermit to question Ms. Piggy's right to do so is oppression. Stay tuned for future tips in critical theory on Sesame Street
Posted by: whig
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🤣. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (pwwea)

376 250 210 205 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I guess the dog did too. Smells fishy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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They must have had a maid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 04:42 PM (E7bCG)

ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (exHjb)

377 ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...
Posted by: Nova Local

Nothing fishy about it.
Had two relatives die in a similar manner.
Caretaker/spouse collapsed and died in the hallway due to flu or COVID and the wife suffering from dementia covered him with a blanket so he wouldn't get cold while sleeping (they guessed).
The one suffering from dementia died about a week later from not eating or drinking.

This is from memory and the side of tge family I wasn't close with.

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