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Trump Announces Capture of ISIS Mastermind of Abbey Gate Bombing That Killed 13 American Servicemen During Biden's Disastrous Afghanistan Bug-Out

The terrorist will be arriving in the US soon to face "the swift sword of American justice."

President Donald Trump announced that the top terrorist responsible for the deadly 2021 Abbey Gate bombing in Afghanistan has been captured and is being brought to the United States for justice. The suspect, identified as Muhammed Sharifullah, was apprehended with the help of Pakistani authorities.

...


President Trump's announcement marks a significant moment in the pursuit of justice for the families of the 13 service members killed in the August 2021 terrorist attack at Kabul's Abbey Gate. The attack, which unfolded during the Biden administration's rushed withdrawal from Afghanistan, saw a suicide bomber strike as U.S. forces worked to evacuate Americans and Afghan allies. The terrorist group ISIS-K claimed responsibility for the blast, which also left hundreds wounded.

Trump expressed gratitude to Pakistani officials for their role in apprehending Muhammed Sharifullah, the man identified as the mastermind behind the bombing. "This was a very momentous day for those 13 families, who I actually got to know very well," Trump said.

The families of the fallen troops have repeatedly criticized President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, blaming them for the failed withdrawal that left hundreds of Americans and thousands of Afghan allies behind. Many parents of those killed have voiced frustration, stating they received little support from the administration. In 2024, they directed their outrage at Harris during her presidential campaign, condemning her and Biden's handling of the situation.

Trump also linked the Biden administration's withdrawal to broader geopolitical consequences, arguing that the debacle projected weakness on the world stage. "Such incompetence was shown that when Putin saw what happened, I guess he said, 'well, maybe this is my chance.' That's how bad it was," Trump said, alluding to Russia's invasion of Ukraine just months later.

The president emphasized that the loss of American lives in Kabul should never have happened and reiterated his commitment to holding those responsible accountable. "I spoke to many of the parents and loved ones, and they're all in our hearts tonight," Trump said. "We had a big call. Every one of them called. And everybody was on the line and they did nothing but cry with happiness."

No Democrats applauded this, either. You can see them sullenly scrolling through TikTok as Trump made this surprise announcement in the video below.

Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM




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1 Ho hum. Big deal.

Dems are evil.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 05, 2025 02:36 PM (vK/Ja)

2 read the content. Damn

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:37 PM (4p0Xq)

3 Now if the ISIS POS had transitioned into a "woman" The dems would have clapped.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:37 PM (4p0Xq)

4 "Dems are evil."

This should be under "In God we Trust" on our money.

Posted by: Not this time at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (89Sog)

5 BREAKING [Z-Dog zigzags again]:

Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav

BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (JdP96)

6 Remember all the white-shoe, silk-stocking law firms that couldn't wait to send lawyers to Gitmo to defend those terrorists?

I wonder how many will be queueing up now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (wDiNp)

7 >>> was apprehended with the help of Pakistani authorities

Where do we think the Pakistani authorities found our guy?

Want to bet they knew where he was this entire time?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (uCjyK)

8 This will only make more terrorists.

Posted by: The Democrats at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (vQCgN)

9 Bet the Democrats try to get a GoFundMe for his legal defense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (Q4IgG)

10 How did FJB forget to give a pardon to this guy?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (MX/Yw)

11 Those Dem bastards just LOVE Evil.

Like a lot.

Posted by: Stateless...44% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (jvJvP)

12 I wish the "swift sword of American justice" involved an actual sword.

Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (i/l90)

13 Sewn into a hog’s hide, thrown into the Potomac…

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (PCK5/)

14 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS

Good grief. This guy is not stable.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

15 Now if they could just find the mastermind behind the bombing of that translator and his family.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (jc0TO)

16 Time to go all Battle Hymn of the Republic on his a$$.

Posted by: pookysgirl, entertaining a sick baby at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)

17 ACLU has already committed 50 lawyers bro bono to his case.

Probably.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (/BeiT)

18
Ukrainian Skater Boi's skating on thin ice.

Buh-bye USB!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas, godess at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (xG4kz)

19 When are they gonna off the bastard from Fort Hood?

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

20 Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS


Presumably whoever he answers to just told him the answer is no, the war goes on.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (t0Rmr)

21 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
---------

Cool. Let's let him do that...without us, or our money, or our advisers.

Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM (azSra)

22 Time to go all Battle Hymn of the Republic on his a$$.
Posted by: pookysgirl


And I'll be happy to sing it as they do so!

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

23 War goes on without American military aid. Is he stupid or retarded?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM (/BeiT)

24 Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (JdP96)

Zelinsky is...
A). On drugs and not rational.
B). Being controlled/influenced by someone who is not rational
C). Batshit insane.
D) All of the above.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2025 02:42 PM (4XwPj)

25 20 Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS

I'm thinking it's time to Oust his butt

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 02:42 PM (VE6XX)

26 Gosh, amazing how President Trump was able to get this done yet, all Joe was able to do was drone a bus full of innocent people in retaliation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:42 PM (tT6L1)

27 Cool. Let's let him do that...without us, or our money, or our advisers.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM

Yep. Good luck little Z. You're gonna need it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:42 PM (4p0Xq)

28 Why would terrorists be interested in Abbey Lane? Paul is the Walrus.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 02:42 PM (pLaQB)

29 "Despite claims to want to secure the border. Trump is personally bringing in known ISIS terrorists into the US"

-Legacy media headlines, probably

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (B9Prs)

30 And I'll be happy to sing it as they do so!

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

Good news! Every military choir knows "Battle Hymn of the Republic" by heart.

Posted by: pookysgirl, entertaining a sick baby at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (Wt5PA)

31 Who are the chicks wearing pink on the GOP side of the House?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

32 27 Cool. Let's let him do that...without us, or our money, or our advisers.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM

The US must continue to fund the Ukraine war !

Posted by: SCOTUS at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (VE6XX)

33 🚨 President Trump announces that Muhammed Sharifullah — the ISIS terrorist who orchestrated the Abbey Gate attack — is on his way to the United States to face justice.

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Club Gitmo. Waterboarding. Military tribunal. Public execution on PPV.

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (JdP96)

34 I used to live in Abbey Gate. Nice community.

-Abbey Normal

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (w4nzS)

35 Who are the chicks wearing pink on the GOP side of the House?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025

I bet they were pissed when they found out the dims were wearing that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (4p0Xq)

36 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS

Good grief. This guy is not stable.
---
A 4' 11" and a half Latina hottie that's 3 margaritas in is more rational.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (wDiNp)

37 See, this is why I don't care about the big, bad Putin Tat. Let 'em roll, Vlad. Let 'em roll. All the way to Davos if you can make it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

38 Was the announcement of the capture after Democrats were put on notice about not applauding anything done under President Trump?

I believe it was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

39 Where do we think the Pakistani authorities found our guy?

Want to bet they knew where he was this entire time?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (uCjyK)

Limited modified hangout.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (l3YAf)

40 Gee willickers!

If I didn't know better, I'd surmise that the government/military has known where this troglodyte was hiding for a while now, but for some reason wouldn't do what it took to bring him to justice until about 35 days ago. But nah, that couldn't be.

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (iyRXG)

41

This is horrible news.

- all the Dems

Posted by: E Buzz at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (HUYTk)

42 It's the first time a Dem hasn't caught the clap in like forever after being out this late

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (UJ+K5)

43 The US must continue to fund the Ukraine war !
Posted by: SCOTUS at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (4p0Xq)

44 Sewn into a hog’s hide,

Buried in a hog wallow.
With an oil leaking Harley parked over the bastid.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (ZGwhj)

45 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

When he's on cocaine vs. when he comes down?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

46 "this is not normal" is probably the most ironic self own the Democrats could hold up.

Yeah. That's what people voted for: NOT NORMAL. The normal was evil and corrupt and wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (2VST1)

47 I wish the "swift sword of American justice" involved an actual sword.

Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (i/l90)

Best we can do is a "righteous" drone strike on innocent children.

Posted by: DEI Generals at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (aqZN1)

48 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS

Good grief. This guy is not stable.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)
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Cocaine is a heck of a drug.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:44 PM (tT6L1)

49 The swift sword of American justice, eh? When did it become swift?

Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (Sf2cq)

50 7 >>> was apprehended with the help of Pakistani authorities

Where do we think the Pakistani authorities found our guy?

Want to bet they knew where he was this entire time?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:39 PM (uCjyK)

-- --

That was my first thought.

It's almost like they had a gift all wrapped up with a bow on top, ready to go to the new president.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

51 He's giving our model 180Z a bad name.

Posted by: Datsun at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (w9Wax)

52 Like a Bad Neighbor...

James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII

BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

“Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

“I want the 2040 workforce…more Hispanic and Latino”


Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (OT+cA)

53 21 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
---------

Cool. Let's let him do that...without us, or our money, or our advisers.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 02:41 PM (azSra)

Cocaine is one helluva drug...

Posted by: Inogame at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (53oGX)

54 I hope they bring back the bomber mastermind in the wheel well of a C-130.

Posted by: fly gal at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (wpiSB)

55 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

When he's on cocaine vs. when he comes down?
-------------

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land?

Posted by: Elton John at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (azSra)

56 >The terrorist will be arriving in the US soon to face "the swift sword of American justice."
----

$10 says we never execute him, pursuant a ruling from a district judge in Hawaii

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (AOsQT)

57 Good news! Every military choir knows "Battle Hymn of the Republic" by heart.
Posted by: pookysgirl

One thing that really grinds me gears is when, in the last verse, they change "let us die to make men free" to "let us live to make men free."

Cringe. It's a war song, dammit. Treat it like one!

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

58 > Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
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His position apparently hinges on whomever is giving him advice and promising the largest payoff.

Our IC would be well advised to find out who he's talking to and what they're talking about. They probably already know... probably are the ones behind it. Our newly minted DNI oughta' look into all that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

59 Zelinsky is...
A). On drugs and not rational.
B). Being controlled/influenced by someone who is not rational
C). Batshit insane.
D) All of the above.


Lil Z was told by whoever he answers to that the war goes on even if Trump does cut aid.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (t0Rmr)

60 I wonder how long Z-Dawg will last once Trump yanks the US's C4ISR assets out of Ukraine?

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (iyRXG)

61 The swift sword of American justice, eh? When did it become swift?
Posted by: Emmie

Exactly.

Posted by: Major Hassan at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (cr6yl)

62 Saw a YouTube video on the border. It’s basically closed. Because there are so few coming across now, there are enough BP agents to get them all. The BP agent was joking that Trump may put him out of a job.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (/BeiT)

63 When are they gonna off the bastard from Fort Hood?
Posted by: Bulg
---------

Ft. Hood? There is no 'Ft. Hood'. Only a racyss h8ter would refer to a disappeared installation.

Posted by: Re-Naming Comission at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (XeU6L)

64 He's giving our model 180Z a bad name.
Posted by: Datsun at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (w9Wax)

What happened to the 240Z?

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (Oy/m2)

65 >35 Who are the chicks wearing pink on the GOP side of the House?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025

>I bet they were pissed when they found out the dims were wearing that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (4p0Xq)

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Katie Britt of AL was one. She made the point that conservatives are trying to protect women and girls, and it is stupid to let lefties co-opt a color.

Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (i/l90)

66 The BP agent was joking that Trump may put him out of a job.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM


Someone has to manage the south bound traffic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (jc0TO)

67 The swift sword of American justice, eh? When did it become swift?
Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (Sf2cq)

Maybe he meant “Swift”. Like Taylor Swift will behead him with her sword at the next Super Bowl?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (l3YAf)

68 Hm Stuido A24 has a new animated series coming out on Prime, a Simpsons-like show, called #1 Happy Family USA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:47 PM (2VST1)

69 Z is the worst negotiator in history.

Agree > Reneg > Agree > Demand More > Agree > Reneg > Demand More > Agree > Reneg

Even the EUies won't be able to defend him if he keeps this up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (6ydKt)

70 I think that Shecky Z knows that once he quits the war he is a dead man. He needs to keep fighting.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (1FWWQ)

71 What happened to the 240Z?
---------
It became the 260Z, and then the 280Z, and then after a massive redesign became the 300Z.

Posted by: Elton John at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (azSra)

72 In the Dems' defense, the muzzies and the Dems have a mutual love of children.

Well, not a love of children, just love to do unspeakable things to them.

Posted by: Stateless...44% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (jvJvP)

73 Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM

It must be, no worky again.
If true. State Fraud is going to hurt bigly. A bud light moment. Even worse. Shaming the victims is always popular. What a dipshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (4p0Xq)

74 Let’s see, Afghan Bugout was 13 US KIA. That’s 13 murders

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (uJHGW)

75 >>>You can see them sullenly scrolling through TikTok as Trump made this surprise announcement in the video below.

It wasn't in the advance script?

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (CQE5S)

76 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (JdP96)
________________

Is this a-hole bipolar?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

77 $10 says we never execute him, pursuant a ruling from a district judge in Hawaii
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (AOsQT)


Have executed anyone for terrorism? I mean real terrorism, not the bullshit wHiTe sUpreMaCy terrorism.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (/BeiT)

78 BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”
-------------------
What does Patrick Mahomes have to say about this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (pLaQB)

79 I think Z Boy has been watching too much "Downfall". He wants to end up in a bunker in Kiev, ranting and raving before he puts a bullet through his little bitty head.

Posted by: Zombie Traudl Junge, Whore at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (EEZHI)

80 Not just 13 Americans; I think it was well over 100 Afghani's, too.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (Vvh2V)

81 >Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia.
---

Schroedinger's Tinpot

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (AOsQT)

82 52 Like a Bad Neighbor...

James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII

BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

“Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

“I want the 2040 workforce…more Hispanic and Latino”

Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (OT+cA)

-- --

When did State Farm become La Raza?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (6ydKt)

83 Our IC would be well advised to find out who he's talking to and what they're talking about. They probably already know... probably are the ones behind it. Our newly minted DNI oughta' look into all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

The phone call is coming from inside the house.

Our Intel agencies are the ones who put Z in charge in Ukraine.

They (and the Deep State who control / work with them) are the ones behind Z's actions. They're trying to use Z to get Trump to bend to their will. I don't think Trump is in the mood to bend.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (uCjyK)

84 Didn't I see in the previous thread a shipment of weapons was blown out of the water by the Russians?

Z Man may have gotten a bit out over his skis with the pronouncement.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

85 Eh, should have turned him into a grease stain where they found him. Now he's just gonna sit in federal prison until some D cuts a deal.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (rEmVK)

86 Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

I think there are some really powerful forces out there trying to undermine Trump and make this fail at all costs. They REALLY want Ukraine as a place for children and money laundering. And they really want Trump to fail and have egg on his face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (2VST1)

87 I'm old enough to remember when a middle class guy could afford a 240Z or a Pantera.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (jc0TO)

88 I think that Shecky Z knows that once he quits the war he is a dead man. He needs to keep fighting.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (1FWWQ)
________________

That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

89 BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (OT+cA)

I'm sure the Department of Labor will get right on investigating this admitted violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (uCjyK)

90 Pink is a dumb color to wear to make a statement. What does pink even mean any more? Female? Gay? Trans? Female gay trans who identifies as a river otter?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

91 When Trump said that the person responsible for the Abbey Gate attack was apprehended, I thought "He arrested Biden?"

Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (y9ksN)

92 Trump should do the memes: Come out FOR normal things ("I'm pro oxygen!") just to watch the Democrats declare themselves against it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (Cki93)

93 Trump Announces Capture of ISIS Mastermind of Abbey Gate Bombing That Killed 13 American Servicemen During Biden's Disastrous Afghanistan Bug-Out


By DOGE findings, you'd spend 30 cents on a bullet and cap him where you found him. You wouldn't transport him halfway around the world.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (3oPA9)

94 I used to live in Abbey Gate. Nice community.

-Abbey Normal
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025


***
Y'know, Abbey Road bloody well needs repaving. . . .

Posted by: Paul & Ringo, the Only Ones Left at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

95 BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

“Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

“I want the 2040 workforce…more Hispanic and Latino”

Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p

Talk about Ludicrous. Maybe that explains also why "Jake" used to be a white dude, and then suddenly not so much.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (4p0Xq)

96 Zelensky is daring the Uke parliament to remove him. And I hope they do and then investigate his skimming. I'm sure he'd try to blackmail the Uke legislators but that would be fatal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (EG7Bp)

97 That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

Depends how it ends.

But, ultimately, I think he knows too much about the corruption and villainy in DC, and he will eventually commit suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head.

but for now, he's still useful.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (uCjyK)

98 I'm old enough to remember when a middle class guy could afford a 240Z or a Pantera.

Maybe not a Pantera, those were really spendy and rare. But beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (2VST1)

99 $10 says we never execute him, pursuant a ruling from a district judge in Hawaii
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (AOsQT)
_______________

Then make it a double feature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

100 Major Hasan needs some “swift justice” as well. Too late for that.

If I was commander at Ft. Hood it would have been 2 to 3 weeks for court martial, sentencing and that MFer would have been hanged on the parade field after a Division run, and then everybody released and takes the rest of the day off for a long weekend.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (q/G6k)

101 96 Zelensky is daring the Uke parliament to remove him. And I hope they do and then investigate his skimming. I'm sure he'd try to blackmail the Uke legislators but that would be fatal
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (EG7Bp)

You don't think they're all skimming, too?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (uCjyK)

102 Shouldn't he be tried in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Chuck U Schemer at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

103 >>@WallStreetMav

BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.



Shocking!! /s
Ukraine Parliament needs to get the clown replaced.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (Cki93)

104 31 Who are the chicks wearing pink on the GOP side of the House?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)


GOP congresswoman, searching through her closet:

"Hmm. Can't wear blue, yellow, green, white, black, or pink. All I have left is a logo tee shirt and a sweater from the office Ugly Christmas Sweater contest. Guess I'll have to settle for pink."

Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (Sf2cq)

105 Unfortunately switching home insurance is a bit tricker and more time consuming than not buying beer. Hard to boycott that stuff en masse like bud light boycotts.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (/BeiT)

106 97 That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

Depends how it ends.

But, ultimately, I think he knows too much about the corruption and villainy in DC, and he will eventually commit suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head.

but for now, he's still useful.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:51 PM (uCjyK)
________________

Z-Dog is riding the tiger. How to get off it? Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

107 >>> Lil Z was told by whoever he answers to that the war goes on even if Trump does cut aid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05,


It’s going to be short and brutal.

Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (S3NS6)

108 78 BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”
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What does Patrick Mahomes have to say about this?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (pLaQB)

He and his kids aren't (technically) white...even if the kids are more than 1/2 white...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (exHjb)

109 >>If I was commander at Ft. Hood it would have been 2 to 3 weeks for court martial, sentencing and that MFer would have been hanged on the parade field after a Division run, and then everybody released and takes the rest of the day off for a long weekend.



Cut/jib/newsletter

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (Cki93)

110 George
@BehizyTweets

Rep. Gosar just said this to the mayors of sanctuary cities: "Mayor Wu (Boston), I'll be showing up at your house tomorrow with my bags at 5 PM. Leave your doors unlocked, please. What are you making for dinner? Because I expect a warm meal and a balanced diet." 😂

"Now I'm going to need a car. Please leave me some cash because I'm going to need to go to my doctor's appointment on Friday. That would be to Mayor Johnson (Chicago). Now, I don't want to sleep on the couch, so put me up at a luxury hotel."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (TGPs7)

111 Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.

I think there are some really powerful forces out there trying to undermine Trump and make this fail at all costs. They REALLY want Ukraine as a place for children and money laundering. And they really want Trump to fail and have egg on his face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


That's going to be really hard. Trump doesn't have to lift a finger. There is no compelling national interest in Ukraine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (3oPA9)

112 Zelinsky is...
A). On drugs and not rational.
B). Being controlled/influenced by someone who is not rational
C). Batshit insane.
D) All of the above.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

I think Zelinsky is the front man for a group of Ukrainian oligarchs and some Intel Community folks from various services. No war, the grift machine stops and Zelensky is now subject to a bunch of pissed off voters in Ukraine for sacrificing their future.

Boris Johnson among others in the West deserves to have Evil Dumbass permanently tattoed on his forehead. BoJo persuaded Zelinsky not to accept Putin's better cease fire offer in 2022 after the decapitation strike failed. Both BoJo and Zelinsky should rot in hell as a result of the continued war that killed hundreds of thousands of people as a result and destroyed Ukraine's future.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)

113
The attack was four years ago. Trump is in office for six weeks and they grab this guy.

I guess the Biden people considered any reminder of that fiasco to be embarrassing. In fact, I suppose interviewing this creep will implicate the incompetence of the Americans responsible.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (biznJ)

114 88 I think that Shecky Z knows that once he quits the war he is a dead man. He needs to keep fighting.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 05, 2025 02:48 PM (1FWWQ)
________________

That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05,
2025 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

Comment 88 never made it to wars official end.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (UJ+K5)

115 Is the Uke parliament even a thing? I thought Z banned all opposition parties in addition to elections.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (/BeiT)

116 When did State Farm become La Raza?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 02:49 PM (6ydKt)

Nearly every major business and institution in America is anti-white now.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (l3YAf)

117 Major Hasan needs some “swift justice” as well. Too late for that.

If I was commander at Ft. Hood it would have been 2 to 3 weeks for court martial, sentencing and that MFer would have been hanged on the parade field after a Division run, and then everybody released and takes the rest of the day off for a long weekend.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (q/G6k)
_______________

THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

118 104 31 Who are the chicks wearing pink on the GOP side of the House?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:43 PM (l3YAf)

GOP congresswoman, searching through her closet:

"Hmm. Can't wear blue, yellow, green, white, black, or pink. All I have left is a logo tee shirt and a sweater from the office Ugly Christmas Sweater contest. Guess I'll have to settle for pink."
Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (Sf2cq)

One of them wore Ukrainian flag colors: a yellow shell and a medium blue jacket.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (CQE5S)

119 It was pouring rain here for over 12 hrs. Yesterday high temp 65 dgrees.

Right now it's 30° and snowing.

Welcome to March in Indiana!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2025 02:54 PM (4XwPj)

120 I drove a Nissan 280ZX during college. That thing was a LOT of fun to drive.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (1FWWQ)

121 105 Unfortunately switching home insurance is a bit tricker and more time consuming than not buying beer. Hard to boycott that stuff en masse like bud light boycotts.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (/BeiT)

Not really...if they won't cover you when the time comes, no sense sending good money after bad...

And it usually is one phone call to switch and one to cancel...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (exHjb)

122 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)

Boris himself is at least part ethnically Ukrainian, isn't he?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (Vvh2V)

123 I've got an idea. At his next speech, Trump should say, "It would be a terrible, terrible thing, the worst thing that could happen to me, if Democrats committed mass suicide. That would be awful. Please don't let that happen."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (WPL6O)

124 State Farm is based in Illinois… Bloomington, to be precise… the stench of Pritzker is all over the company, likely…

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (PCK5/)

125 Lil Z was told by whoever he answers to that the war goes on even if Trump does cut aid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05,


It’s going to be short and brutal.


I wonder if the plan is now to force Russia to occupy all of Ukraine, then argue that Russia is now going to conquer all of the neighboring countries if the US doesn't go to war with them

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (t0Rmr)

126 >That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?
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car bomb would be my guess

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (AOsQT)

127 That's going to be really hard. Trump doesn't have to lift a finger. There is no compelling national interest in Ukraine.

True, but Trump said he'd get peace in Ukraine in two weeks while on the campaign trail. If he fails they'll play that endlessly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

128 I guess the Biden people considered any reminder of that fiasco to be embarrassing. In fact, I suppose interviewing this creep will implicate the incompetence of the Americans responsible.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (biznJ)
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You know, that's not a bad take, at all. Joe's people were all about political optics.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

129 If I was commander at Ft. Hood it would have been 2 to 3 weeks for court martial, sentencing and that MFer would have been hanged on the parade field after a Division run, and then everybody released and takes the rest of the day off for a long weekend.


He was shot during the attack. If they'd have used a real caliber, he wouldn't have survived.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (3oPA9)

130 The Pantera MSRP was a little over $10K in 1972.

The 240Z was a bargain at $3500.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (jc0TO)

131 Zelinsky and his confederates apparently didn't get the golden parachute deal they wanted.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)

132 105 Unfortunately switching home insurance is a bit tricker and more time consuming than not buying beer. Hard to boycott that stuff en masse like bud light boycotts.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (/BeiT)

Not undoable, though.

Match coverage, adjust where needed, and get it done.

It's a long game we're playing.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (UJ+K5)

133 Zelensky has, for a month now, appeared increasingly willing to sacrifice his country altogether. I don't know if he's obsessed by maintaining his position, or greed, or simple fear of his masters. But if you're Ukrainian, now would be the time to get rid of him, however it needs to be done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (BI5O2)

134 Good news! Every military choir knows "Battle Hymn of the Republic" by heart.
Posted by: pookysgirl
------

Good thing, some denominations are considering removing it from their hymnals. The UMC has already pulled 'Eternal Father, Strong to Save'

Nice rendition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCiMdR1ox0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (XeU6L)

135 BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (JdP96)

Good riddance.

Time to cut him loose, once and for all.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

136 >That's my take. What is his future after the war ends?

Car salesman?

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (Oy/m2)

137 127 That's going to be really hard. Trump doesn't have to lift a finger. There is no compelling national interest in Ukraine.

True, but Trump said he'd get peace in Ukraine in two weeks while on the campaign trail. If he fails they'll play that endlessly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (2VST1)

Peace could be Russia owning it in total...that's peaceful.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (exHjb)

138 Talk about Ludicrous. Maybe that explains also why "Jake" used to be a white dude, and then suddenly not so much.
---
As I have heard it, he was an actual SF call center worker.
And he liked his job more than being in commercials.
So that's the real reason he was replaced.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (wDiNp)

139 Z-Dog is riding the tiger. How to get off it? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

I don't envy him his position.

Then again, he did sell his soul, destroy his country and send tens of thousands of men to their deaths for his own pecuniary gain.

So I mean ... I don't feel THAT bad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (uCjyK)

140 car bomb would be my guess
Posted by: Don Black

ricin umbrella

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

141 Really, the Best part about this entire story:

The innocent family Droned by the Biden Administration were working for USAID.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (oa1NA)

142 GOP congresswoman, searching through her closet:

"Hmm. Can't wear blue, yellow, green, white, black, or pink. All I have left is a logo tee shirt and a sweater from the office Ugly Christmas Sweater contest. Guess I'll have to settle for pink."
Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (Sf2cq)

Lol, that’s good.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (l3YAf)

143 If I was commander at Ft. Hood it would have been 2 to 3 weeks for court martial, sentencing and that MFer would have been hanged on the parade field after a Division run, and then everybody released and takes the rest of the day off for a long weekend.
+++
So, we're talking about a mandatory fun day then.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (Lo97M)

144 I think there are some really powerful forces out there trying to undermine Trump and make this fail at all costs. They REALLY want Ukraine as a place for children and money laundering. And they really want Trump to fail and have egg on his face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


That's going to be really hard. Trump doesn't have to lift a finger. There is no compelling national interest in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223

Yep. The onus in on Euroland because if the US quits funding shite in Ukraine and withdraws any assistance, then Euroland either has to go directly into the meatgrinder (It really can't as they don't even have cadre level forces in many Euro countries) and Ukraine is coming close to running out of troops.

Zelinsky murdered the "Who lost Ukraine" question when he showed his ass like a baboon at the White House. Polls show a serious dip in Ukraine support after that and all Trump has to bring up is we have already given you $350 billion--time for Ukraine to make peace because we are broke.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (ctrM5)

145 Eh, should have turned him into a grease stain where they found him. Now he's just gonna sit in federal prison until some D cuts a deal.
Posted by: Xander Crews at March 05, 2025 02:50 PM (rEmVK)

Load him on the plane in Pakistan,and when it lands in America, his seat is empty.

"Damn! Look at the that. The fucker must have escaped, heh!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (8zz6B)

146 Zelensky has, for a month now, appeared increasingly willing to sacrifice his country altogether. I don't know if he's obsessed by maintaining his position, or greed, or simple fear of his masters. But if you're Ukrainian, now would be the time to get rid of him, however it needs to be done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM (BI5O2)

Zima is as much a puppet as Biden was.

Others dictate what he says. Time to get rid of him, and let's see who else wants to say something, without their mouthpiece being in the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

147 And it usually is one phone call to switch and one to cancel...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (exHjb)


And the shopping around in between.

Obviously it’s doable. But it’s a lot more of a time suck than deciding between Bud and and another beer at the grocery store. And people being generally lazy pick the option with the least amount of effort. Which is stick with what you have.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (/BeiT)

148 They have outwitted themselves again.

Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (S3NS6)

149 James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII

BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

“Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

“I want the 2040 workforce…more Hispanic and Latino”

Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (OT+cA)

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That sounds like a multi-billion dollar class action lawsuit to me.

I hope State Farm has legal insurance ...

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (JdP96)

150
The 240Z was a bargain at $3500.
Posted by: Grump928
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Just watched one sold at auction out of good friends estate.
$22,000

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (XeU6L)

151 Not undoable, though.

Match coverage, adjust where needed, and get it done.

It's a long game we're playing.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 02:56 PM

Yep, use an independent agent, let em' look around at all the companies and voila.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (4p0Xq)

152 138 Talk about Ludicrous. Maybe that explains also why "Jake" used to be a white dude, and then suddenly not so much.
---
As I have heard it, he was an actual SF call center worker.
And he liked his job more than being in commercials.
So that's the real reason he was replaced.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (wDiNp)

Yeah, not true.

They just wanted a black guy in the spot. And white Jake didn't protest b/c he never planned to be famous in the 1st place. Yet, he'd have also been happy if the spots and extra money continued.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2025 02:58 PM (exHjb)

153 144 Zelinsky murdered the "Who lost Ukraine" question when he showed his ass like a baboon at the White House. Polls show a serious dip in Ukraine support after that and all Trump has to bring up is we have already given you $350 billion--time for Ukraine to make peace because we are broke.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 02:57 PM (ctrM5)

=====

Just another $100 billion and Zelensky will push Putin personally into the Black Sea!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

154 The little Uke goblin toad can't end the war.

How is he gonna face Ukrainians after admitting he spent hundreds of billions, got tens of thousands of Ukrainians killed, got large swaths of the country destroyed or taken by Russia, and all he has to show for all this is big secret offshore bank accounts in his "wife's" name?

He'll commit suicide by stabbing himself in the back within 30 days after ending the war like this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

155 Unfortunately switching home insurance is a bit tricker and more time consuming than not buying beer. Hard to boycott that stuff en masse like bud light boycotts.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:52 PM (/BeiT)

Shop around, get bids and let the winner know that it is up to them to transfer your policies over. If they don't or won't keep shopping. Insurance companies hate it if you shop and do not shop online but in person or on the phone locally. Look for independent local schmucks who need the business. On line is rigged.

Posted by: John Morgan, Fat democrat lawyer at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (EEZHI)

156 Z-Dog is riding the tiger. How to get off it? Hmmm.
---
If you wanna ride, ride the white horse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (wDiNp)

157 State Farms new jingle: "Like an HOA neighbor, State Farm is there"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (tT6L1)

158 130 The Pantera MSRP was a little over $10K in 1972.

The 240Z was a bargain at $3500.
-------------
The 240Z got a lot of buyers into their showrooms. Great performance buy for the buck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (pLaQB)

159
Might need to subscribe to O'Keefe to view:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjvz2p
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 02:45 PM (OT+cA


That's probably the issue. I also don't have an X account.

Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (Sf2cq)

160 >> I think that Shecky Z knows that once he quits the war he is a dead man. He needs to keep fighting.


Certainly. However, Ukraine has been in every op against Trump since 2016. Why is that? And - oh, look! - one of the Russiagate people is Z's advisor: https://tinyurl.com/459h4wcp
https://tinyurl.com/3nknwpzm

@oleshkomyroslav -- THIS INFORMATION WILL SHOCK AMERICANS AND TRUMP SUPPORTERS.
The current adviser to the Head of the Office of the President of Ukraine, Zelensky, Serhiy Leshchenko, was involved in a legal attack on Donald Trump in 2016, attempting to have him arrested and impeached! . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (Cki93)

161 He'll commit suicide by stabbing himself in the back within 30 days after ending the war like this.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM


Isn't flying out of windows the tradition? Or is that only Russia?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

162 State Farms new jingle: "Like an HOA neighbor, State Farm is there"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (tT6L1)

Jake replaced by black Karen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (4p0Xq)

163 159 That's probably the issue. I also don't have an X account.
Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (Sf2cq)

======

Change x.com to xcancel.com.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

164 Boris himself is at least part ethnically Ukrainian, isn't he?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Dunno. Wiki has nothing on it.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (ctrM5)

165 What does Flo have to say about the State Farm thing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

166 During “A Hearing with Sanctuary City Mayors” –

In other news FL Bikini model and Congresswoman Rep. Anna Paulina Luna drops BOMB on sanctuary city mayors announcing she will be referring them to the DOJ for prosecution:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3mvk58

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:01 PM (w4nzS)

167 13 brave American heroes were killed in the attack.

And 169 Afghanis. They got this guy, but the trail will not stop in Afghanistan.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2025 03:01 PM (Hgnyx)

168 165 What does Flo have to say about the State Farm thing?
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

They totally bundled it.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:02 PM (UJ+K5)

169 @154 and then the governor of Pennsylvania will call stabbing himself 30x in the back suicide

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2025 03:02 PM (EG7Bp)

170 I may leave a few out, but the Dims are:

Against finding ME terrorists who kill Americans
Against law and order
Against little boys with brain cancer, now a SS Agent
Against pro-American industry and prosperity
Against deportation of illegal aliens
Against keeping men out of girl's sports or bathrooms
Against foster programs for children
Against paying billions in fraud from taxes

They are pro:
Illegal immigration, murders, rapists and thieves
Paying bazillions in SS to over century old dead people
Paying billions to the Ukraine
Padding their pockets with stolen tax dollars
Abortion, which I don't think was covered
Drug running
Sex trafficking that comes with both illegal immigration and the Ukraine...so much for supporting women
Open borders for terrorists
Cop killers
Transitioning children

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2025 03:02 PM (6PCLE)

171 Boris himself is at least part ethnically Ukrainian, isn't he?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor


He's got some Turkish blood. His great-great-grandfather(?) was some high Ottoman official during WWI.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

172 Didn’t democracy die on Jan 6?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:37 PM (/BeiT)

It's like the Global Warmening Apocalypse - forever upon us but never arriving.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (bvit7)

173 165 What does Flo have to say about the State Farm thing?
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

They totally bundled it.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:02 PM

Did she dump her ghey sidekick?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (4p0Xq)

174 122 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)

Boris himself is at least part ethnically Ukrainian, isn't he?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (Vvh2V)

-- --

I don't know about Ukrainian lineage but part of his family came from Turkey to the UK.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (6ydKt)

175 Insurance companies hate it if you shop and do not shop online but in person or on the phone locally. Look for independent local schmucks who need the business. On line is rigged.

Posted by: John Morgan, Fat democrat lawyer at March 05, 2025 02:59 PM (EEZHI)
________________

How so?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

176 BREAKING [Z-Dog zigzags again]:

Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav

BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM


Iirc, there are a lot of drones in Ukraine. Be a real shame if something happened to Z...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (hOk1M)

177 >> “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

He’s not wrong. It’s idiotic to build in a place prone to wildfires.

He is wrong about the anti-white stuff, though.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)

178 That midget from Ukraine has lost his mind..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (EmT/E)

179 If not in an area of reoccurring catastrophic events consider self insurance.

Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (S3NS6)

180 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (ctrM5)

Then I'm probably wrong!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (Vvh2V)

181 BREAKING: State Farm VP Attacks LA Fire Victims for Their 'Egos Building In a F*cking Desert,' Admits State Farm Is Excluding Whites From Employment “I’m Being Biased… Away From My Own Kind [Whites]”

“Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

“I want the 2040 workforce…more Hispanic and Latino”

=====

Whatevet the folks in Legal were supposed to do this year just got swapped out for a new assignment - defense against an avalanche of lawsuits.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (u+80A)

182 At the very bottom of it all is the realization that nobody in Europe actually cares if Russia takes a few territories off their neighbor, especially if the territories are already full of Russians and the neighbors are poor corrupt assholes.

Two years in is a bit late for them to suddenly start giving a shit.

Come to a settlement, and end the war. There's nothing left to be done. No one is coming to save you, Zelenskyy. They all hung you out to dry after goading you into this stupid mess, and you yourself just personally pissed in the wheaties of the one human being on earth who might have been able to salvage something out of your position.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (KtIIi)

183 172 Didn’t democracy die on Jan 6?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 02:37 PM (/BeiT)

It's like the Global Warmening Apocalypse - forever upon us but never arriving.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (bvit7)

======

I remember when democracy was shot in the head by Wisconsin voters for defeating Scott Walker's recall election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

184 Pretty sure Ayatollah Zelensky will eventually get a warm parade in the Ukrainian streets.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:04 PM (bvit7)

185 from Zelensky's X account:

@ZelenskyyUa
2h
A lot of international work today – I spoke with the Prime Ministers of the Netherlands @MinPres, Portugal @LMontenegropm, and Slovenia, as well as with the Chancellor of Germany @Bundeskanzler. Thank you for all the support.

We are preparing for the EU summit, which will take place tomorrow in Brussels. Everyone can see how quickly diplomatic events are unfolding. Today, the Ukrainian and American teams began working on an upcoming meeting. Andriy Yermak and Mike Waltz have spoken, and there’s positive movement. We hope to see some results next week.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:04 PM (CQE5S)

186 That midget from Ukraine has lost his mind..
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at March 05, 2025 03:03 PM

Yea, Vindman is nuts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:04 PM (4p0Xq)

187 Peace could be Russia owning it in total...that's peaceful.
Posted by: Nova Local
======
That very well may be the case, Ukraine is running out of soldiers along with hi tech weapons. The war is hurting Russia (economy and losses) somewhat but it is equivalent to a stage 4 cancer to Ukrainians with a very poor prognosis. Euroland cannot prop up the failing Ukrainian side which is going to have an helluva impact when those 150 billion dollar plus 'loans' from Euro countries are repudiated if the Russians take over.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (ctrM5)

188 Z-Dog's best bet is one night to do a surreptitious runner to Switzerland or someplace before he gets whacked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

189 Isn't flying out of windows the tradition? Or is that only Russia?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

Ukraine doesn't have enough two story buildings to make it a tradition.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

190 >>>Today, the Ukrainian and American teams began working on an upcoming meeting. Andriy Yermak and Mike Waltz have spoken, and there’s positive movement. We hope to see some results next week.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (CQE5S)

191 Hey Zelensky do you know the word nemesis

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (bvit7)

192 It’s a free country. You want to build in Palisades build there.

Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (S3NS6)

193 190 >>>Today, the Ukrainian and American teams began working on an upcoming meeting. Andriy Yermak and Mike Waltz have spoken, and there’s positive movement. We hope to see some results next week.
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (CQE5S)

So which is it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (VE6XX)

194 192 It’s a free country. You want to build in Palisades build there.
Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (S3NS6)

========

What if I want to clear brush from nearby forested areas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

195 180 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (ctrM5)

Then I'm probably wrong!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
------
Most political biographies on wiki only go to parents. Not grandparents, etc.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (ctrM5)

196 If Z had played this thing cool he and his cohorts might have gotten out of this in exile in the U.S. and still keep his stolen loot.

But nope, he wants to go the other way and now Trump will start playing hardball.

If he's lucky Macron might take him in, but Putin has proven he can assassinate anybody he wants, anywhere in Europe, several times.

Z is acting like a drowning man.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (6ydKt)

197 188 Z-Dog's best bet is one night to do a surreptitious runner to Switzerland or someplace before he gets whacked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

I doubt there is anywhere on planet earth where he can hide from the European, American, and Russian intelligence agencies, all of whom will likely be looking for him if he decided to take off.

Bit of a pickle for him, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (uCjyK)

198 Hey Zelensky do you know the word nemesis
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM

He'd rather lose all his country and wave his dick around and continue the graft to himself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (4p0Xq)

199 195 Most political biographies on wiki only go to parents. Not grandparents, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (ctrM5)

======

Unless you're a king and don't have shit all over ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

200 from Zelensky's X account:

@ZelenskyyUa
3h
I had a productive conversation with the Prime Minister of the Netherlands @MinPres, Dick Schoof, following our meeting in London.

We discussed coordination with our partners and the preparation of a joint plan. The first steps on the path to a just and lasting peace are incredibly important. We want to move forward speedily, in cooperation with the United States and all of Europe.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (CQE5S)

201 165 What does Flo have to say about the State Farm thing?
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)


Progressive isn’t named that by accident. The founders of the company were rabid leftist. They worked with Soros and donated millions to all sorts of left wing groups. Oberlin College has an entire compound named after one of them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (/BeiT)

202 State Farm is based in Illinois… Bloomington, to be precise…
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (PCK5/)
-

State Farm was a customer of ours back in the mid 90s. I visited their Bloomington HQ to provide on-site tech support for 2 days.

It was then a wholesome American work environment, surrounded by nothing but corn fields.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (OT+cA)

203 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

I mean... he's not wrong about that...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (hB7mE)

204 from Zelensky's X account:

@ZelenskyyUa
2h
A lot of international work today – I spoke with the Prime Ministers of the Netherlands @MinPres, Portugal @LMontenegropm, and Slovenia, as well as with the Chancellor of Germany @Bundeskanzler. Thank you for all the support.
______________

What? No meeting with Monaco or Liechtenstein?

Number of troops he can expect from the Netherlands, Portugal, Slovenia, and Germany? 0.0000

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

205 During “A Hearing with Sanctuary City Mayors” –

In other news FL Bikini model and Congresswoman Rep. Anna Paulina Luna drops BOMB on sanctuary city mayors announcing she will be referring them to the DOJ for prosecution:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3mvk58
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:01 PM


*looks around Boston*

*chuckles evilly*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (hOk1M)

206 >>>We want to move forward speedily, in cooperation with the United States and all of Europe.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (CQE5S)

207 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (ctrM5)

Wikipedia is the best db on the planet for the judaic heritage of notable people. Just something I noticed one time. I'm sure it's nothing.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:08 PM (bvit7)

208 Russian mfg is up. Employment is up. Mammas are mad

Posted by: Braenard - some Best Friends iare more important than others at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM (S3NS6)

209 What if I want to clear brush from nearby forested areas?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM


You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: The EPA at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM (hOk1M)

210 Progressive isn’t named that by accident. The founders of the company were rabid leftist. They worked with Soros and donated millions to all sorts of left wing groups. Oberlin College has an entire compound named after one of them.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Yep, I know. And Geico is Warren Buffet.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

211 In Russia, windows come to you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM (4p0Xq)

212 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

Just remember your firebreaks and don't be surprised if it burns down anyway.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM (hB7mE)

213 *looks around Boston*

*chuckles evilly*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*looks at Seattle*

*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (algQV)

214 188 Z-Dog's best bet is one night to do a surreptitious runner to Switzerland or someplace before he gets whacked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
========
I think he is a dead man walking regardless of what he chooses. His 'friends' in the Euro IC (and probably the CIA) are not happy that he is losing and costing them credibility in their home countries and the Russians are pretty implacable haters of which Zelinsky signed off on all sorts of assassinations of Russian military and civilian leaders. I think the little bastard probably had a hand in the Roush assassination attempt (golf course one) against Trump.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (ctrM5)

215 Well I'm confused.

But when am I not?

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (0HaGk)

216 Yep, I know. And Geico is Warren Buffet.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM

And it started as Government Employee Insurance Co. Fitting it's a lizard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (4p0Xq)

217 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”
_______________

This State Farm VP is an asshole. Where would he suggest building? Florida? Hurricanes. Coastal California? Earthquakes. Midwest? Tornados. Northeast? Snowstorms. Mid-Atlantic states? Hurricanes again.

And any big city? Race riots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

218 Z-Dog's best bet is one night to do a surreptitious runner to Switzerland or someplace before he gets whacked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, that's what's perplexing. He should have run by now. He's stolen so much that he could only survive by winning, and that's now impossible. Why is he still there? It's certainly not patriotism. A patriot would be trying to salvage *something* out of this inevitable defeat. This is a weird bunker mentality that I don't really get.

Cocaine jokes aside, he really is looking like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (BI5O2)

219 217 This State Farm VP is an asshole. Where would he suggest building? Florida? Hurricanes. Coastal California? Earthquakes. Midwest? Tornados. Northeast? Snowstorms. Mid-Atlantic states? Hurricanes again.

And any big city? Race riots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

======

Well, if we only had 500,000,000 people living in bunkers...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

220 Yep, I know. And Geico is Warren Buffet.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:09 PM


Lest we forget, Government Employees' Insurance Company.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (hOk1M)

221 207 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:06 PM (ctrM5)

Wikipedia is the best db on the planet for the judaic heritage of notable people. Just something I noticed one time. I'm sure it's nothing.
Posted by: ...
========
Twould not be surprised. Wiki co-founder has called out Wiki for its increasingly leftist slant plus censorship of articles.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (ctrM5)

222 from Zelensky's X account:

@ZelenskyyUa
4h
I spoke with Slovenia’s Prime Minister Robert Golob to inform him about the leaders’ summit in London and discuss our joint efforts.

We are preparing a step by step plan to bring about a just peace that will last. We are working on it quickly, and it will be ready in the near future.

Europe has a shared vision how the war should end and what security guarantees must be. Europe should be be the negotiating table in future talks alongside Ukraine and the United States.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (CQE5S)

223 If I were rich enough to live in the Palisades, I would have a double bottomed swimming pool, basically making the pool have at least twice the capacity, and then have a pumping system to mist the entire property, even without electric grid power.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (jc0TO)

224 *looks around Boston*

*chuckles evilly*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*looks at Seattle*

*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM


*makes "pass the bowl" gesture*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (hOk1M)

225 >>>Europe should be be the negotiating table in future talks alongside Ukraine and the United States.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (CQE5S)

226 That is good news however I am more interested in the US brass that signed off on this inexplicably bad pull-out that resulted in the 13 deaths.

Who was directly responsible?

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

227 National Wrestling Champ Rep. Jim Jordan DESTROYS Denver’s Sanctuary Mayor in Brutal Five-Minute Takedown.

After the match Jimmy 'The Human Tornado' was quoted saying. "That little bitch tried to wipe salt in my eyes but I still kicked his azz"!

https://tinyurl.com/ms2ymfm6

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (w4nzS)

228 The "swift" sword of justice. Seriously? Hopefully, they have some dank and smelly **it holes left over from all the J6'ers they were recently forced to release. Bet his case gets brought to court way sooner than the J6'ers too.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (Ea+Az)

229 @ZelenskyyUa
2h
A lot of international work today – I spoke with the Prime Ministers of the Netherlands @MinPres, Portugal @LMontenegropm, and Slovenia, as well as with the Chancellor of Germany @Bundeskanzler. Thank you for all the support.

We are preparing for the EU summit, which will take place tomorrow in Brussels. Everyone can see how quickly diplomatic events are unfolding. Today, the Ukrainian and American teams began working on an upcoming meeting. Andriy Yermak and Mike Waltz have spoken, and there’s positive movement. We hope to see some results next week.
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:04 PM (CQE5S)


Because I'm a nice guy, I'm going to give some gratuitous advice: Don't double-cross the French.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

230 This is a weird bunker mentality that I don't really get.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (BI5O2)

Where would he go? If he goes against the European and US intel agencies / deep states, they'd kill him because he knows too much.

But they wouldn't even have to kill him. If they stop protecting him, I'm sure the Russians would go after him in a second.

I don't think he has many options here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (uCjyK)

231 Public execution by fire, please.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (VBk7L)

232 I've seen Wiki give plenty of non-Jewish ethnic background, too. It's just something they seem to do, especially with entertainers.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

233 I mean... he's not wrong about that...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (hB7mE)

If you want to build there, build there. Just make sure that you clear underbrush, and have adequate fire-fighting capacity on hand. If you want zero risk from wildfires, build in Antarctica.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (8zz6B)

234
State Farm was a customer of ours back in the mid 90s. I visited their Bloomington HQ to provide on-site tech support for 2 days.

It was then a wholesome American work environment, surrounded by nothing but corn fields.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (OT+cA)

Where they now tie up white people to scarecrows on alternate weekends.....

Posted by: Stateless...44% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (jvJvP)

235 *looks around Boston*

*chuckles evilly*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*looks at Seattle*

*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (algQV)
_______________

*LA*

*can't wait*

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

236 227 National Wrestling Champ Rep. Jim Jordan DESTROYS Denver’s Sanctuary Mayor in Brutal Five-Minute Takedown.

Did he roll up his sleeves ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:14 PM (VE6XX)

237 Oh good another European conference. I bet there will be several commissions created.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:14 PM (/BeiT)

238 If you want to build there, build there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Just don't expect anyone else to want to pay for you to rebuild.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:14 PM (hB7mE)

239 His name is Muhammad?

That's a little unusual, isn't it?

Muhammad Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (W5ArC)

240 Europe has a shared vision how the war should end and what security guarantees must be. Europe should be be the negotiating table in future talks alongside Ukraine and the United States.
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (CQE5S)

lol. Europe is not a belligerent in this war.

And the United States is not sitting alongside Ukraine, as Trump made it very clear. The US will be a neutral arbitrator.

If Z prefers, the US can sit this out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)

241 217 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”
_______________

This State Farm VP is an asshole. Where would he suggest building? Florida? Hurricanes. Coastal California? Earthquakes. Midwest? Tornados. Northeast? Snowstorms. Mid-Atlantic states? Hurricanes again.

And any big city? Race riots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

--- ---

That's another thing though.

Southern California wouldn't have to be a tinderbox if they'd allow some better water management of what they have.
And instead of paying hundreds of billions for a bullet train they'd should've spent it on desalination plants which would come in handy during those dry years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (6ydKt)

242 Europe has a shared vision how the war should end and what security guarantees must be. Europe should be be the negotiating table in future talks alongside Ukraine and the United States.
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:11 PM (CQE5S)

He's all yours, Yoorups. Not one red cent from here on out.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)

243 from Zelensky's X account:

@ZelenskyyUa
5h

We will be in contact with all European partners and discuss our next steps. It is important for us that every country’s voice is considered in the joint plan. Europe’s unity and U.S. leadership can undoubtedly bring an end to this war.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (CQE5S)

244 Gee the EU may not get their war loans paid back. What a shame. Our costs were all sunk anyway (deep in Biden and Romney pockets).

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (wBaIH)

245 Z_man is a slimy backstabbing snake and I pray Trump doesn't trust him for shit.

I want to see proof of the existence of these "rare earth minerals." And in the quantities suggested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (algQV)

246 Europe should be be the negotiating table in future talks alongside Ukraine and the United States.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:12 PM (CQE5S)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

247 >>>Europe’s unity and U.S. leadership can undoubtedly bring an end to this war.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:16 PM (CQE5S)

248 We will be in contact with all European partners and discuss our next steps. It is important for us that every country’s voice is considered in the joint plan. Europe’s unity and U.S. leadership can undoubtedly bring an end to this war.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (CQE5S)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

249 BREAKING [Z-Dog zigzags again]:

Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav

BREAKING: Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 02:38 PM (JdP96)

If he signed the paper giving mineral rights, that's all we need to dicker with Putin with a fig leaf to give us standing. Russia's official position is that Z has no standing an only the legislature can do that, once they remove the law banning negotiation with Putin.

If U delays, the current Russian advance will eventually. The troops in Kursk region are surrounded and will surrender or be killed.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

250 Hell, maybe WE should whack Z-Dog ourselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

251 166. At lunch, Fox played a clip of Comer and Ariana Presley in a screaming match. Presley kept trying to override the question being asked to one of the mayors with her own diatribe about how evil Americans are that they commit more rapes and murderers, etc., than immigrants, and was demanding to have this put into the record. Was yelling over her telling her that she knows what the procedure is and he knew what she was trying to do ,end up getting thrown out of the committee meeting so she could be on MSNBC tonight. He said that straight to her face in front of everyone. he then told the mayor that if he didn’t go ahead and speak, he was gonna move onto the next person.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:17 PM (8xMO0)

252 There are pig farms that can handle justice. We can broadcast it to the world as well.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 05, 2025 03:17 PM (lXCUP)

253 Muhammad Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM


Oh, durka, durka, durka!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:17 PM (hOk1M)

254 248 We will be in contact with all European partners and discuss our next steps. It is important for us that every country’s voice is considered in the joint plan. Europe’s unity and U.S. leadership can undoubtedly bring an end to this war.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

Europe's sanctimony..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (VE6XX)

255 > Number of troops he can expect from the Netherlands, Portugal, Slovenia, and Germany? 0.0000
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (YqDXo)


Every time I see some "European leader" virtue signaling on X about how much they support Z-man, I reply with something like "Oh, so he can count on France to fund the next time he wants to disappear $100 billion in unaccounted funds."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (W5ArC)

256 I’m shocked I tell ya!!

NY Post:

The Democrat-backing multimillionaire founder of a “climate-friendly banking” startup — whose celebrity investors included Leonardo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom and Drake — was arrested by federal authorities this week for allegedly conspiring to defraud investors.

Joseph Neal Sanberg, a 45-year-old Orange County, Calif. resident who billed himself as an “anti-poverty advocate,” was taken into custody on Monday after he was alleged to have cheated two investor funds out of $145 million, according to federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (/BeiT)

257 I've seen Wiki give plenty of non-Jewish ethnic background, too. It's just something they seem to do, especially with entertainers.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

Well shit they're not JUST gonna make it a Jew Database are they. Also bear in mind verifying non-Jewish heritage is just as valuable to some as verifying Jewish heritage.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (bvit7)

258 Europe's unity? They're united in being pussies, and broke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

259 Buh bye Ukraine, we barely knew ye.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

260 Well shit they're not JUST gonna make it a Jew Database are they. Also bear in mind verifying non-Jewish heritage is just as valuable to some as verifying Jewish heritage.
Posted by: ...
--
Interesting datapoint. Thanks for the observation.

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (ctrM5)

261 I don't think he has many options here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (uCjyK

Not now, he doesn't. A month ago, he did. He could have given up the ghost and played ball with Trump, cashed in his massive pile of chips, and pulled a Gorbachev - get a mansion on the West Coast and do Pizza Hut ads. Maybe in Montecito. He could dip out to to the American Riviera Orchard now and again to cuck Prince Harry like all the other foreign potentates in the neighborhood.

Now he's fucked. None of this was rational.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

262 > billed himself as an “anti-poverty advocate,” was taken into custody on Monday after he was alleged to have cheated two investor funds out of $145 million,

Well, he's no longer impoverished, now, is he?

Sounds like truth in advertising to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (W5ArC)

263 If you want to build there, build there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Just don't expect anyone else to want to pay for you to rebuild.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:14 PM (hB7mE)

Exactly. Insurance companies tried to raise premiums, and California said “No.” So they’re pulling out, and then lefties shriek about corporations leaving people high and dry,

It’s obviously a high-risk area for catastrophic loss. Much higher than most other areas of CA or the US at large.

The executive is correct that building there is stupid.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (l3YAf)

264 252 There are pig farms that can handle justice. We can broadcast it to the world as well.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 05, 2025 03:17 PM (lXCUP)

This guy and the wonders of bacon should never be associated.

Drown him in molten pig fat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (bss/y)

265 254 248 We will be in contact with all European partners and discuss our next steps. It is important for us that every country’s voice is considered in the joint plan. Europe’s unity and U.S. leadership can undoubtedly bring an end to this war.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

Europe's sanctimony..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (VE6XX)
_______________

Europe will supply the croissants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

266 261 I don't think he has many options here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (uCjyK

Not now, he doesn't. A month ago, he did. He could have given up the ghost and played ball with Trump, cashed in his massive pile of chips, and pulled a Gorbachev - get a mansion on the West Coast and do Pizza Hut ads. Maybe in Montecito. He could dip out to to the American Riviera Orchard now and again to cuck Prince Harry like all the other foreign potentates in the neighborhood.

Now he's fucked. None of this was rational.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

I agree with you.
Why did he do it?

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

267 Terrorist brought to justice: “not guilty” - any Manhattan jury.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (pbmKi)

268 217 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

So what? State Farm doesn't pay out on policies.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)

269 Z_man is a slimy backstabbing snake and I pray Trump doesn't trust him for shit.

I want to see proof of the existence of these "rare earth minerals." And in the quantities suggested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (algQV)

Some claim they are imaginary, others that they aren't so rare as hard to extract without advanced methods.

If they are used as a wink-wink excuse for US to be economically interested and reason not to use it as battlegrounds as US and Russia redevelop the ravaged area and developed, fine with me. Russia could supply their own, or allow the US to develop one and keep the proceeds for ourselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (n7h9X)

270 Posted by: whig at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (ctrM5)

I'm full of 'em!!

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (bvit7)

271 Joseph Neal Sanberg, a 45-year-old Orange County, Calif. resident who billed himself as an “anti-poverty advocate,” was taken into custody on Monday after he was alleged to have cheated two investor funds out of $145 million, according to federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM

Well, he got out of poverty!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (4p0Xq)

272 The executive is correct that building there is stupid.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (l3YAf)
_________________

Building there AND electing Democrats is stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

273 Z was so used to getting his dick sucked by Biden he just figured Trump would as well. At the end of the day he’s just kinda dumb.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (/BeiT)

274 “Areas like where the Palisades are, there should never be houses built in the first place…it's a tinderbox.”

So what? State Farm doesn't pay out on policies.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)

Same as every other part of Southern CA and most of Northern CA.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (n7h9X)

275 If they are used as a wink-wink excuse for US to be economically interested and reason not to use it as battlegrounds as US and Russia redevelop the ravaged area and developed, fine with me. Russia could supply their own, or allow the US to develop one and keep the proceeds for ourselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (n7h9X)

I would still develop the deposits recently found here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (bss/y)

276 So what? State Farm doesn't pay out on policies.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)

In 2017 we had the Tubbs fire almost as bad as LA's and State Farm was the worst.. They stiffed a bunch of people

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (VE6XX)

277 245 Z_man is a slimy backstabbing snake and I pray Trump doesn't trust him for shit.

I want to see proof of the existence of these "rare earth minerals." And in the quantities suggested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 03:15 PM (algQV)

--- ---

I don't know for sure, but people are saying the best mineral deposits, oil & gas are all in the Donbas, which Russia now controls.

The U.S. piece for development will be in the DMZ between the two countries, and is supposed to be a security guarantee to prevent Russia from attacking with EU forces doing the peacekeeping.

Who knows if there's anything there worth getting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

278 252 Drown him in molten pig fat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

When my time comes...

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)

279 Pretty sure we could rub out Z-man and replace him with Ben Stiller and no one would notice. And if they noticed we would only lose Ben Stiller. So Win Win, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (pLaQB)

280 273 Z was so used to getting his dick sucked by Biden he just figured Trump would as well. At the end of the day he’s just kinda dumb.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (/BeiT)

Maybe that's it.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (CQE5S)

281 Joseph Neal Sanberg, a 45-year-old Orange County, Calif. resident who billed himself as an “anti-poverty advocate,” was taken into custody on Monday after he was alleged to have cheated two investor funds out of $145 million, according to federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:18 PM (/BeiT)

Well, you gotta admit that he was successful in elminating his own poverty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (8zz6B)

282 Rainy long drive to work
Pop in Cafe later I hope

Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (fwDg9)

283 They should do a national lotto to see who gets to kill this fucker.

Or let the families of the dead run him through an old school gauntlet before he's finally dispatched in the maximum pain possible.

The only way Islam is ever going to learn is with pain.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (VBk7L)

284 Don't want his minerals (rubble), he's all out of Mail Order Brides, and they don't even export ukuleles.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

285 I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

He believes his globalist paymasters are the winning horse. Although it may not matter what he believes but he seems to have a lot of pride so I'm sure it's some degree of rationalization. He also may not be entirely wrong.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (bvit7)

286 Z was so used to getting his dick sucked by Biden he just figured Trump would as well. At the end of the day he’s just kinda dumb.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (/BeiT)

It was routine that Z would select some escalation, Biden/Europe would say no and about a month or two later Z would be doing it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (n7h9X)

287 I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m


It's like Steve McQueen's story in Magnificent Seven about the naked guy who jumped into a cactus.

"Seemed like a good idea at the time."

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

288 Rainy long drive to work
Pop in Cafe later I hope
Posted by: Skip
......

Drive safe.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

289 287 It's like Steve McQueen's story in Magnificent Seven about the naked guy who jumped into a cactus.

"Seemed like a good idea at the time."
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

LOL Bulg.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:24 PM (CQE5S)

290 Abbey Gate would not have happened if the evac had been carried out at Bagrahm instead of Kabul.

But again DC, Joey's brain trust, wanted Kabul.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 03:24 PM (yUN99)

291 >> Progressive isn’t named that by accident. The founders of the company were rabid leftist. They worked with Soros and donated millions to all sorts of left wing groups. Oberlin College has an entire compound named after one of them.


GEICO stands for Government Employees Insurance Co.

Posted by: the dandy at March 05, 2025 03:25 PM (L+5ng)

292 Because I'm a nice guy, I'm going to give some gratuitous advice: Don't double-cross the French.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)


And the Dutch do have a history of unnecessary roughness when crossed

On the other hand, the first thing they all want is to send the Ukrainians they currently are hosting home

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:25 PM (D7oie)

293 idk, sarah adams X posts claims sirajuddin haqqani and sanaullah ghafari are masterminds, and that we funded group behind attack....

Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at March 05, 2025 03:25 PM (MCZg8)

294 I think Trump should at least raise the issue of our own rare earth deposits that we are prevented from mining. This will give him leverage in negotiating with any country about rare earth metals. If you act like you don't need to compromise you can always negotiate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (tVMQW)

295 Its amazing how evil the Demoncrats are.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (DELkm)

296 >> he's all out of Mail Order Brides

If the Internet is to be believed, every semi-attractive Ukrainian woman is doing OnlyFans in Canada now. I guess they found something that pays better than being a mail order bride.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (l3YAf)

297 Forced transition?

Hollywood's next bomb - Emilia Mohhamed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (yUN99)

298 Building there AND electing Democrats is stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

Bingo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (8zz6B)

299 Now he's fucked. None of this was rational.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

You're assuming he had any say in the matter. He's an asset of the CIA and European intel agencies.

They tell him what to do.

I'm sure there are a million reasons they didn't want him negotiating with Trump, but first and foremost it's because they need to war money to keep flowing, at which point they need the rebuilding money to start flowing while American and European companies attached to the deep state steal whatever they can wealth-wise from Ukraine.

That's the playbook.

Of course, the biggest victims here are the US taxpayers (from whom billions upon billions are being stolen), and of course the Ukrainian citizens.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)

300 Judging from emails from my companies health officer and general news reports, the avian flu is the new op to terrorize the country while Trump is prezzy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2025 03:27 PM (9kh8W)

301 GEICO stands for Government Employees Insurance Co.

Remember Fedco? Sort of a Walmart 3 Walmart.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 03:27 PM (ZGwhj)

302 I doubt there is anywhere on planet earth where he can hide from the European, American, and Russian intelligence agencies, all of whom will likely be looking for him if he decided to take off.

Bit of a pickle for him, really.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:07 PM (uCjyK)


I bet his best solution is to defect to the Russians. Were I a betting man, that is how I would place a few Kroner

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (D7oie)

303 >If the Internet is to be believed, every semi-attractive Ukrainian woman is doing OnlyFans in Canada now. I guess they found something that pays better than being a mail order bride.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (l3YAf)

Hoeflation

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (tx/7K)

304 And the Dutch do have a history of unnecessary roughness when crossed
Posted by: Kindltot


*wracks brain trying to thinki of ways to cross Eva Vlaardingerbroek*

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

305 295 Its amazing how evil the Demoncrats are.

And no matter how evil you think they are, you will still underestimate how evil they really are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (hOUT3)

306 #262, #271, #281: Triple Horde Mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (W5ArC)

307 @ZelenskyyUa
5h

We will be in contact with all European partners and discuss our next steps.
......

Our? Who are these "partners" of which you speak?

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

308 The terrorist will be arriving in the US soon to face "the swift sword of American justice."

He'll have an ACLU lawyer and it will be tied up years.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Byrd at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (+oR7L)

309 285 sounds about right, zelensky is expert on this grift, so he may end up getting away with it

Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at March 05, 2025 03:29 PM (MCZg8)

310 Let's not forget what happened to Prime Minister Diem when he stopped playing ball with the CIA, because he felt that they were forcing his hand towards a full out war against North Vietnam.

If you're not a history buff -- the CIA organized a coup against him (against Kennedys express wishes, if you believe his staffers books on the subject written years later), killed him and his brother, then installed some Generals who were all on board with a war.

Zelensky probably wants to avoid that fate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:29 PM (uCjyK)

311 the avian flu is the new op to terrorize the country

Any bitches try for my companion parrot, shit goes downhill quick.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 03:29 PM (ZGwhj)

312 Maybe ask Japan to execute him with the best sword by their best swordsman.
Get some fancy director to record the execution in front of tv audience.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM (++4Ew)

313 I bet his best solution is to defect to the Russians. Were I a betting man, that is how I would place a few Kroner
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:28 PM (D7oie)

Ehhhh... I doubt Putin would be so forgiving.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM (uCjyK)

314 Z-midget got a lot in common with leftards. Stupid and insane. His days are numbered.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (pohLc)

315 312 Maybe ask Japan to execute him with the best sword by their best swordsman.
Get some fancy director to record the execution in front of tv audience.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM (++4Ew)

Nah, get the Forged in Fire dude to do it with a sword made out of a crowbar or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (B9Prs)

316 Great job!!

Now do Epstein's clients.

Posted by: Prisoner of Cats at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (6K473)

317 >> If you're not a history buff -- the CIA organized a coup against him (against Kennedys express wishes, if you believe his staffers books on the subject written years later), killed him and his brother, then installed some Generals who were all on board with a war.

IIRC, Kennedy signed-off on the coup, only to get cold feet when he was told Diem would be killed. He tried to back out, but it was too late.

JFK was a world-class doofus. In way over his head.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (l3YAf)

318 294 I think Trump should at least raise the issue of our own rare earth deposits that we are prevented from mining. This will give him leverage in negotiating with any country about rare earth metals. If you act like you don't need to compromise you can always negotiate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 03:26 PM (tVMQW)

from the transcript:

My administration is also working on a gigantic natural gas pipeline in Alaska — among the largest in the world — where Japan, South Korea and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each. There's never been anything like that one. It will be truly spectacular. It's all set to go, the permitting is gotten. And later this week, I will also take historic action to dramatically expand production of critical minerals and rare earths here in the USA.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (CQE5S)

319 Ehhhh... I doubt Putin would be so forgiving.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Yeah, he doesn't do forgiveness.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

320
What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (6epxM)

321 > 312 Maybe ask Japan to execute him with the best sword by their best swordsman.

Or ask China to execute him with their dullest imitation Chinesium sword by a blind man with a vestibular disorder.

The more hacks it takes, the better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (W5ArC)

322 320 cinderella's step sister

Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (MCZg8)

323 What does Flo have to say about the State Farm thing?
Posted by: Bulg
---

I despise Flo and the cutesy Progressive commercials. They have thus far refused to settle a claim from me. Their response, 'Sue us'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (XeU6L)

324 Maybe ask Japan to execute him with the best sword by their best swordsman.
Get some fancy director to record the execution in front of tv audience.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM (++4Ew)

"Next on IRON WHACKER - A Special Edition Live From an Undisclosed Location in Ukraine!"

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (rj6Yv)

325 don't know for sure, but people are saying the best mineral deposits, oil & gas are all in the Donbas, which Russia now controls.

The U.S. piece for development will be in the DMZ between the two countries, and is supposed to be a security guarantee to prevent Russia from attacking with EU forces doing the peacekeeping.

Who knows if there's anything there worth getting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

Snake Island, which had a short heyday early in the war has or is near oil deposits in the Black Sea SW of Crimea. There was a short period where boats would go there, get hit by airstrikes and abandoned like capture the flag. The island is named for it having lots of snakes on it.

It would not be difficult to have the minerals that are there divided between or shared ownership between Donbas areas, Ukraine, the US (as guarantor) and Russia, and profits spit up into reconstruction of both areas which might help keep anyone from being too ripped off. Same with the oil.

The area has been fought over since at least 2014 and overrun by Nazi and Donbas militia (which probably are nasty fellows too since they won). I'd guess most business was out of order

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (n7h9X)

326 What are you winning in Ukraine, anyhow ?

If you believe the gay creepy perv in Blades of Glory, it's always cold and smells like soup.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (UJ+K5)

327 PDT Congressional address transcript:

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/
2025/03/politics/
transcript-speech-trump-congress-annotated-dg/

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (CQE5S)

328 Z-midget got a lot in common with leftards. Stupid and insane. His days are numbered.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
......

I agree. I think he's even starting to piss off even the most zealous dummies.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

329 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer


Twenty euros, same as in Ljubljana.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

330 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (6epxM)

***

$20 bucks. I hear it is priced to compete with the town

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (1FWWQ)

331 > My administration is also working on a gigantic natural gas pipeline in Alaska — among the largest in the world — where Japan, South Korea and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each.

They've been trying to develop the gas pipeline for 50 years.

But if anyone can actually get it done, it will be Trump.

Posted by: Alice Capippilini at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (W5ArC)

332 Maybe ask Japan to execute him with the best sword by their best swordsman.
Get some fancy director to record the execution in front of tv audience.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM (++4Ew)

Nah, get the Forged in Fire dude to do it with a sword made out of a crowbar or something.
Posted by: joe


Just use the crowbar as is.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (3oPA9)

333 Z could save himself.

Just tell Trump the bank account info for the $$$ transfers to the Biden Family.

I would hope Hunter has turned to good ol' briefcases full of cash by now, but he seems kinda slow, so I wouldn't count on it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

334
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (l3YAf)

Yeah. It's disputed. There was a memo that went out to Lodge (the ambassador to Vietnam, who was a Kennedy political opponent. Kennedy defeated him in MA for his Senate seat IIRC) that could be read to provide tepid support for a coup if Diem didn't fix the "Buddhist problem" (dudes self immolating and all of that).

Kennedy fans say that Kennedy was tricked by his staff with that memo.

But publicly and in communications with Lodge (other than that memo), Kennedy was not in favor of the coup. Lodge told him it was inevitable, Kennedy said "if that happens, we need to get Diem out and not let him be killed."

Instead, Lodge and the CIA station chief Lucien something organized the coup, gave the green light, then when Diem begged for help, told the Generals where he was hiding, who then went to "drive him to the airport" as promised, but instead Diem committed suicide in an armored personnel carrier by shooting and stabbing himself multiple times.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (uCjyK)

335 I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

He believes his globalist paymasters are the winning horse. Although it may not matter what he believes but he seems to have a lot of pride so I'm sure it's some degree of rationalization. He also may not be entirely wrong.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 03:23 PM (bvit7)
______________

Short answer: he believed his own press.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

336 where Japan, South Korea and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each



Trillions? Each? That sounds rather optimistic.
Korea’s GDP is 1.5 trillion. They’re not investing trillions (plural).

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (/BeiT)

337 Ehhhh... I doubt Putin would be so forgiving.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Yeah, he doesn't do forgiveness.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)
----
Oh, I'm sure he'd accept an apology Darth Vader style....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (7fElN)

338 OT. The premier of Ontario, Doug Ford, is threatening to cut off electricity that they generate in Canada and that then flows into the US. It flows through Michigan ,upper Midwest, New York and Canadian provinces. He’s threatening to cut it off if the tariffs continue. My local power supplier here in Michigan is saying that the power for the most part is not consumed in Michigan but flows through and it’s going to screw with your reliability here and in the Canadian provinces. Isn’t Doug Ford the premier who ended up being removed from office for being a cocaine junkie? Or is that a different one who later died?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8xMO0)

339 I would hope Hunter has turned to good ol' briefcases full of cash by now, but he seems kinda slow, so I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

Hunter is broke.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (UJ+K5)

340 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (6epxM)

little sliver of land, used to be north bit of Yugoslavia east of Italy and South of Austria.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:36 PM (n7h9X)

341 >>> Now he's fucked. None of this was rational.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

=====

Did Z warn Trump not to call his bluff?

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2025 03:36 PM (JfxgE)

342 little sliver of land, used to be north bit of Yugoslavia east of Italy and South of Austria.
Posted by: Oldcat

And homeland of the lovely Mrs. Trump.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

343 . Isn’t Doug Ford the premier who ended up being removed from office for being a cocaine junkie? Or is that a different one who later died?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8xMO0)

He’s the brother of the Toronto mayor who was a crack head.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:37 PM (/BeiT)

344 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer

Twenty euros, same as in Ljubljana.
Posted by: Bulg
.......

Pricey.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

345 Precious Bodily Fluids >>> Rare Earth Minerals

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

346 A googling of

Doug Ford stunt

is rich in returns.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (CQE5S)

347 He’s the brother of the Toronto mayor who was a crack head.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:37 PM (/BeiT)

Rob Ford remains to this day one of my favorite politicians. Guy knew how to party!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (uCjyK)

348 And no matter how evil you think they are, you will still underestimate how evil they really are!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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A consequence of having no trancendent morality. None, beyond self-interest, and/or a socio-political idealogy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

349 Thank you 343.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (8xMO0)

350 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/BeiT)

351 341 Did Z warn Trump not to call his bluff?
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2025 03:36 PM (JfxgE)

heh

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (CQE5S)

352 It would not be difficult to have the minerals that are there divided between or shared ownership between Donbas areas, Ukraine, the US (as guarantor) and Russia, and profits spit up into reconstruction of both areas which might help keep anyone from being too ripped off. Same with the oil.

The area has been fought over since at least 2014 and overrun by Nazi and Donbas militia (which probably are nasty fellows too since they won). I'd guess most business was out of order

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:33 PM (n7h9X)

-- --

I remember hearing that name a few times early on.

Sounds like a good plan.
It's going to be a lot of money rebuilding Ukraine in the east.

The Russians don't mind leveling cities with artillery since WWII.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

353 where Japan, South Korea and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each



Trillions? Each? That sounds rather optimistic.
Korea’s GDP is 1.5 trillion. They’re not investing trillions (plural).
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (/BeiT)

these are long term deals, like 10 years. These mean industrial plants on US Soil. We need to build defense factories or we will be like the EU with better flags.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (n7h9X)

354 350 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/BeiT)


Slovenian

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:39 PM (VE6XX)

355 Ehhhh... I doubt Putin would be so forgiving.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 03:30 PM


I dunno...ask the head of Wagner Group. Oh, wait....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:39 PM (hOk1M)

356 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Slovenian.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

357 350 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/BeiT)

Wikipedia: Melania Knauss Trump (born Melanija Knavs, April 26, 1970) is a Slovenian and American former model serving as the first lady of the United States since 2025 as the wife of President Donald Trump.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:39 PM (CQE5S)

358 > Posted by: Alice Capippilini at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (W5ArC)

Old joke here, by the way.

Three nuns are killed in a church bus accident. When they get to Heaven, they're told that due to their exemplary lives, they'll be rewarded by temporarly changing places with any woman they choose, past or present, and allowed to have as much sex as they want.

The first nun wants to be Marilyn Monroe.
The second nun wants to be Brigitte Bardot.
The third nun want to be Alice Capippilini.

"Who's that?"

Third nun pulls out a newspaper with the headline "Alaska Pipeline laid by 10,000 workers."



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:40 PM (W5ArC)

359 Slovenian.
Thanks

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:40 PM (/BeiT)

360 Wow, Melania's older than I thought.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

361 358 > Posted by: Alice Capippilini at March 05, 2025 03:34 PM (W5ArC)

Old joke here, by the way.

Three nuns are killed in a church bus accident. When they get to Heaven, they're told that due to their exemplary lives, they'll be rewarded by temporarly changing places with any woman they choose, past or present, and allowed to have as much sex as they want.

The first nun wants to be Marilyn Monroe.
The second nun wants to be Brigitte Bardot.
The third nun want to be Alice Capippilini.

"Who's that?"

Third nun pulls out a newspaper with the headline "Alaska Pipeline laid by 10,000 workers."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:40 PM (W5ArC)

LOL I should have put down my drink first

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (CQE5S)

362 One thing "the swift sword of American justice" never is: swift.

This man will still have appeals pending when Barron celebrates the birth of his first grandchild.

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (NLIak)

363 Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and a microphone. Then send Hamas the audio as he slowly goes insane.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (JLJJ1)

364 Progressive isn’t named that by accident. The founders of the company were rabid leftist. They worked with Soros and donated millions to all sorts of left wing groups. Oberlin College has an entire compound named after one of them.

Flo is a commie!? No wonder I hated her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (0Htd1)

365 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:40 PM (W5ArC)

That should be a Saturday Night Joke.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

366 IIRC, Kennedy signed-off on the coup, only to get cold feet when he was told Diem would be killed. He tried to back out, but it was too late.

JFK was a world-class doofus. In way over his head.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 03:31 PM (l3YAf)
______________

Yep. He dithered on the Bay of Pig thing too, with diastrous consequences.

He impressed Khruschev as a feckless boy (which he was), leading K to put missiles into Cuba. But for Oleg Penkovsky we might have ended up in WWIII.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

367 > 350 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/BeiT)

There's also Slavonian and Slavinian.

I think those two are defunct at the moment, but you never know when a new or restored country is going to pop up in the Slavic regions of the world.

They change countries about as often as they change track suits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (W5ArC)

368 Is Melania Slovenian or Slovakian? I always forget.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (/BeiT)


Slovenian
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:39 PM (VE6XX)
________

I don't think Slovakia even existed until Czechoslovakia split into Slovakia and Czech in the 1990s

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

369 That should be a Saturday Night Joke.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM


Alert Doof!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (hOk1M)

370 365 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:40 PM (W5ArC)

That should be a Saturday Night Joke.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

It gets funnier every time I read it.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (CQE5S)

371 Joseph Neal Sanberg, a 45-year-old Orange County, Calif. resident who billed himself as an “anti-poverty advocate,”

My brain is not functioning well. I read that as "anti-gravity advocate."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (WPL6O)

372 >>> Now he's fucked. None of this was rational.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

I agree with you.
Why did he do it?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:20 PM (CQE5S)

Super Z and his masters were in a bind. The US wasn't offering an exit strategy that suited their tastes for the Good Life, so they had to make a decision: Double-cross the Americans or double-cross the Yoorups? They obviously figured that it was safer to re-rat the Yankees and hope for the best by playing the Yoorups.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

373 The Russians don't mind leveling cities with artillery since WWII.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

Sure, but recently they use fuel air bombs, large ones that incinerate city blocks when normal things fail. But they have used other means to get urban areas. Couple years back they looked up the plans of a city and snuck in a few hundred men trough drainage tunnels inside the city, then fed some more peeps in and broke out inside the town. All the defenses collapsed, and Azov reinforcements decided not to help and retired.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

374 I don't think Slovakia even existed until Czechoslovakia split into Slovakia and Czech in the 1990s
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Neither did Slovenia. It was part of Yugoslavia.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (/BeiT)

375 Trump is prioritizing long standing slights (I know, weird, right?)

If you watched Narcos: Mexico you learned about Kiki Camarena the DEA agent killed by the cartels. It is considered the real escalation point of the war on drugs. His murder has been a burr in the DEA saddle for a long time. A lot of "justice" has been delivered, but the killer of Camarena was known, and was still free.

No longer.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (xhfG9)

376 Isn’t Doug Ford the premier who ended up being removed from office for being a cocaine junkie? Or is that a different one who later died?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8xMO0)

Doug is the brother of Rob Ford, the coke-sniffing Mayor of Toronto, who was a loose-cannon sort of conservative. Doug ain't half the man Rob was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8zz6B)

377 Yugoslavia was kept together because of the car.

Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8PXhX)

378 My favorite insurance ad (after the original Jake from State Farm) are the ones for Farmers with the Emil Skoda actor from L&O.

"We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.

We are Farmers, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum."

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

379 Is that from, The Little Caucasian Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (++4Ew)

380 Yep. He dithered on the Bay of Pig thing too, with diastrous consequences.

He impressed Khruschev as a feckless boy (which he was), leading K to put missiles into Cuba. But for Oleg Penkovsky we might have ended up in WWIII.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

Allowing the building of the Berlin Wall in '61 was the principal failure. The BoP was the cherry on top.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

381 Actually last night Trump announced the capture of the whole criminal enterprise called the Democrat party.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (w4nzS)

382 I dunno. Were I Putin, how forgiving would I be of the shit bag who tried to bring NATO to my doorstep, and then used their weapons to kill thousands of my soldiers?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (wBaIH)

383 GEICO is pretty left wing also.

"Government Employees Insurance Corporation"


A lot of money in insurance.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (6ydKt)

384 Isn’t Doug Ford the premier who ended up being removed from office for being a cocaine junkie? Or is that a different one who later died?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8xMO0)

He’s the brother of the Toronto mayor who was a crack head.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:37 PM (/BeiT)
_________

See? We're not the only ones who choose shitty mayors!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

385 376 Trump is prioritizing long standing slights (I know, weird, right?)

If you watched Narcos: Mexico you learned about Kiki Camarena the DEA agent killed by the cartels. It is considered the real escalation point of the war on drugs. His murder has been a burr in the DEA saddle for a long time. A lot of "justice" has been delivered, but the killer of Camarena was known, and was still free.

No longer.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (xhfG9)

Very cool.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (CQE5S)

386 I don't think Slovakia even existed until Czechoslovakia split into Slovakia and Czech in the 1990s
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Slovenia might not be much older, like 1980

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (n7h9X)

387 Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and a microphone. Then send Hamas the audio as he slowly goes insane.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at March 05, 2025 03:41 PM (JLJJ1)


ah, the Daniel Pearl gambit. not pretty.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (D7oie)

388 378 Yugoslavia was kept together because of the car.

Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8PXhX)


-- --

The car held together about as well as the country.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

389
Wait, he'll turn off his OWN electricity just to slighylt affect the USA??

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:46 PM (6epxM)

390 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:32 PM (6epxM)

Didn’t that use to be a brand of television?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 05, 2025 03:46 PM (JRP2U)

391 389 378 Yugoslavia was kept together because of the car.

Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8PXhX)


-- --

The car held together about as well as the country.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:46 PM (6ydKt

I remember Rush Limbaugh had a parody song on his show "In a Yugo" taken from "In the Ghetto."

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (VE6XX)

392 Yugoslavia was kept together because of the car.

Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2025 03:44 PM (8PXhX)


-- --

The car held together about as well as the country.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Cue Paul Shankland: "A liberal guy and a liberal gal buy a Yugo."

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

393
Because it sounds there's no practical way of "shutting off" "just some" of the grid without it being a Huge Ordeal. Not saying it isn't possible, but I suspect it would be quite costly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (6epxM)

394 I don't think Slovakia even existed until Czechoslovakia split into Slovakia and Czech in the 1990s
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Slovenia might not be much older, like 1980
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (n7h9X)
______

It's centuries older, but IIRC got folded into Yugoslavia after WW2. I'm not sure it had an independent existence again until the 1970s or 80s.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

395
There is no compelling national interest in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 02:53 PM (3oPA9)



We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (y9nCu)

396 392, 393

Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (hOk1M)

397 385 385 Isn’t Doug Ford the premier who ended up being removed from office for being a cocaine junkie? Or is that a different one who later died?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 03:35 PM (8xMO0)

He’s the brother of the Toronto mayor who was a crack head.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:37 PM (/BeiT)
_________

See? We're not the only ones who choose shitty mayors!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

-- --

They're Conservatives, though.

Well conservative for Canada.

Down here they'd be moderate Democrats.
If there were any left.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

398 @DOGE 23h
In 2020-2021, @SBAgov issued 3,095 loans, including PPP (Paycheck Protection Program) and EIDL (Economic Injury Disaster Loan), for $333M to borrowers over 115 years old who were still marked as alive in the Social Security database.

In one case, a 157 years old individual received $36k in loans


Bernie Sanders could be right. Maybe dead weren't receiving Social Security checks.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (L3CGb)

399 397 392, 393

Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (hOk1M)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

400 Super Z and his masters were in a bind. The US wasn't offering an exit strategy that suited their tastes for the Good Life, so they had to make a decision: Double-cross the Americans or double-cross the Yoorups? They obviously figured that it was safer to re-rat the Yankees and hope for the best by playing the Yoorups.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)
________________

Stupid decision. A recipe not for the Good Life, but rather for the Short Nasty Life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

401 Had Yugoslavia stayed together they would have had a dream team national soccer team

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (/BeiT)

402 We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!
---------------------
Thai chicks are way hawt, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (pLaQB)

403 Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and



fart into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (3oPA9)

404 Melania is from Slovenia and I think there's probably much more to that just a "pieceofass" (post 375) or Trump wouldnt have married her. She's seems like both a very smart and kind person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (42Vb+)

405 Why was this monster not captured during Biden's administration?

I think we got a partial answer when Biden met those 13 Americans who were needlessly murdered because Biden wanted a transitory political moment. Biden couldn't even restrain himself for those few minutes from checking his watch to see how much longer he had to waste his time there.

You can easily conclude from that he simply didn't care, that he thought of them as pawns, or if you prefer, the suckers and losers in his glory games.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (S9FN9)

406 Yugoslavia's great mistake was not installing his brother Boobo after Tito died.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

407 We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!
---------------------
Thai chicks are way hawt, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (pLaQB)


Polish chicks are smoking hot

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (D7oie)

408 The mayor of Boston apologized to the family of the mastermind about his apprehension.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (WzIwI)

409 396 We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 03:47 PM (y9nCu)

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Valid point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

410 Melania the Queen, the Slovene

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (CQE5S)

411 Thai chicks are way hawt, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead

When they're actual chicks, that is.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

412
Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and

-----

fart into it.
Posted by: rickb223



Everything is Benny Hill to you, isn't it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2025 03:51 PM (6epxM)

413 Yugoslavia's great mistake was not installing his brother Boobo after Tito died.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)


There were Tito Bros?

Was it spelled like that?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:51 PM (D7oie)

414 Slovenia gained independence from Yugo in 1991.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (/BeiT)

415 Instead, Lodge and the CIA station chief Lucien something organized the coup, gave the green light, then when Diem begged for help, told the Generals where he was hiding, who then went to "drive him to the airport" as promised, but instead Diem committed suicide in an armored personnel carrier by shooting and stabbing himself multiple times.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


And people wonder why we want to take away money from our government...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (hB7mE)

416 Everything is Benny Hill to you, isn't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Benny Hill or Mel Brooks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (3oPA9)

417 When they're actual chicks, that is.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

Ay, there's the rub!

Posted by: Bill Shakespeare in a Thai massage parlor at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (8zz6B)

418
We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!
---------------------
Thai chicks are way hawt, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (pLaQB)



But with Eastern European chicks, you don't have to do the penis-check before asking them out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (y9nCu)

419 Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and fart into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (3oPA9)
_________________

Periodically put your thumb over the tube for a while, just for grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

420 Relax lady, you’re killing my riff.

Don't care. Adios.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2025 03:52 PM (42Vb+)

421 My father's friend had a Yugo.

First time I ever heard the Didn't Know They Sold Those to Men line

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:53 PM (UJ+K5)

422 415 Relax lady, you’re killing my riff.
Posted by: Truthbomb at March 05, 2025 03:51 PM (IbPe4)

Donbass, Ukraine

Pieceofass, from the Eastern Region
Posted by: Truthbomb at March 05, 2025 03:43 PM (IbPe4)

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:53 PM (CQE5S)

423 Slovenia gained independence from Yugo in 1991.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Yes. It had the briefest independence war of any of the former Yugoslav states. Ten days.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

424 Melania is from Slovenia and I think there's probably much more to that just a "pieceofass" (post 375) or Trump wouldnt have married her. She's seems like both a very smart and kind person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (42Vb+)
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She's very smart. In addition to being an internationally successful model, she also was one of the first to leverage that into business ventures. You know how every bimbette now has a "brand" of cosmetics or clothes or dildos? Melania was one of the first to do that. She was ahead of her time. If she was a Democrap, they'd be hailing her as a genius.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

425 The mayor of Boston apologized to the family of the mastermind about his apprehension.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (WzIwI)
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The State Department should apologize to us for letting her ass into the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

426 123 I've got an idea. At his next speech, Trump should say, "It would be a terrible, terrible thing, the worst thing that could happen to me, if Democrats committed mass suicide. That would be awful. Please don't let that happen."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2025 02:55 PM (WPL6O)

At next year's SOTU, Trump should hold up a Democrat paddle replica, with I WON on one side and YOU LIE on the other, and face the paddle towards the Democrats. He should flip the paddle sides a few times while smiling BIGLY.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (aBgBM)

427 Anf as former aid head and leading historian mark moyat pointef out this probably sabotaged the war even before our troops landed

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (dJR17)

428 Melania the Queen, the Slovene
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 03:50 PM (CQE5S)

The First Lady's strut down the hallway in a three-piece suit (very nicely tailored. Did she order it from CBD's clothier?) shoulda told the Dems they were in for a beatdown of major proportions.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)

429 Polish chicks are smoking hot
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (D7oie)

The most beautiful woman I ever talked to was Polish while standing in line at an Italian post office.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (UpGHA)

430 > Zelensky has changed his mind again and announced that he would not negotiate with Russia. Zelensky does not want to discuss anything with Russians and make any concessions. He wants to continue the war.
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His position apparently hinges on whomever is giving him advice and promising the largest payoff.

Our IC would be well advised to find out who he's talking to and what they're talking about. They probably already know... probably are the ones behind it. Our newly minted DNI oughta' look into all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

The problem for Z is that unless the war is ongoing nobody has a use for him and plenty of people have grudges. Even if he gets to run at that point to one of his houses, like the one in Florida, he's not gonna be secure.

The first step in a true negotiation is having an election he will lose.

The Russians are advancing steadily on all fronts, and opens up new fronts.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:54 PM (n7h9X)

431 >>> My father's friend had a Yugo.

First time I ever heard the Didn't Know They Sold Those to Men line
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 03:53 PM (UJ+K5)

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If it wasn't for tv show "Moonlighting", I wouldn't know what a Yugo was.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2025 03:55 PM (JfxgE)

432 Moyar, because the kennedy admininstration relied in halberstam terrible reporting sourced by a vietcong agent

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 05, 2025 03:55 PM (dJR17)

433 Yugoslavia's great mistake was not installing his brother Boobo after Tito died.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
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The three brothers, Tito, Boobo, Hooto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

434 Bury this fucker alive with a breathing tube and



fart into it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM

That's way worse than just farting in his general direction.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (4p0Xq)

435 429 The most beautiful woman I ever talked to was Polish while standing in line at an Italian post office.

what was she when not standing in line at an italian post office?

Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (oY6Yp)

436 Trump did not buy into yesterdays Mea Culpa by Zelenskyy.


US cuts off intelligence sharing with Ukraine
Fresh blow to embattled government in Kyiv as Trump administration shifts on conflict
Published
9 hours ago

Updated
10:35

Putin is emboldened and took out UK munitions enroute to Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/4hkpsh3n

Trump prolly wants to whack up the EU with Putin...heh heh at this point...hmmm Really New World Order Bitches!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (w4nzS)

437 Melania was one of the first to do that.

But no pussy scented candles.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (ZGwhj)

438 If it wasn't for tv show "Moonlighting", I wouldn't know what a Yugo was.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2025 03:55 PM


Dan Akroyd goofed on it in Dragnet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (hOk1M)

439 what was she when not standing in line at an italian post office?
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (oY6Yp)

A mannequin at a department store in Milan

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 03:57 PM (w4nzS)

440 429 The most beautiful woman I ever talked to was Polish while standing in line at an Italian post office.

what was she when not standing in line at an italian post office?
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM


Probably Finnish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:57 PM (hOk1M)

441 >>> Dan Akroyd goofed on it in Dragnet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (hOk1M)

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Which came first? I watched both.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2025 03:58 PM (JfxgE)

442 They change countries about as often as they change track suits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2025 03:42 PM

As Lil Z would say. Is next, formal vear.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 03:58 PM (4p0Xq)

443 I remember seeing Yugo TV ads. And I think the car was only $3k or something. Which was its selling point.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 03:58 PM (/BeiT)

444 We have to protect America's Strategic Hawt Stripper Reserve!
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Thai chicks are way hawt, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (pLaQB)

Polish chicks are smoking hot
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 03:49 PM (D7oie)

Keep a watch on the liquor cabinet. Friend of mine had his friend's girl visiting and she ran through the bar stocks with impressive speed.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 03:58 PM (n7h9X)

445 What is a "slovenia?"

Posted by: Soothsayer
.......

a female who is habitually messy or careless?

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

446 My father's friend had a Yugo.



PUT IT IN K!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM (jc0TO)

447 I could polish off a couple of Polish sausage.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM (ZGwhj)

448 Trump Announces Capture of ISIS Mastermind of Abbey Gate Bombing That Killed 13 American Servicemen During Biden's Disastrous Afghanistan Bug-Out
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But did Trump shit-can every general involved in the bug- out ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

449 The most beautiful woman I ever talked to was Polish while standing in line at an Italian post office.

what was she when not standing in line at an italian post office?
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2025 03:56 PM (oY6Yp)

Clunky wording. She was about 5' 7", blonde, green eyes, respectable rack, killer smile and accent. She was probably a Polish spy.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM (UpGHA)

450 But did Trump shit-can every general involved in the bug- out ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM

Not allowed.

Posted by: SCOTUS at March 05, 2025 04:00 PM (4p0Xq)

451 One of these days, someone will comment on how beautiful Litvak girls are.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

452
Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds? A: Push it off a cliff.
: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters? A: To keep your hands warm.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (CQE5S)

453 Clunky wording. She was about 5' 7", blonde, green eyes, respectable rack, killer smile and accent. She was probably a Polish spy.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2025 03:59 PM

Ah, a kielbasa trap!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (4p0Xq)

454 Polish chicks are smoking hot
Posted by: Kindltot

Keep a watch on the liquor cabinet. Friend of mine had his friend's girl visiting and she ran through the bar stocks with impressive speed.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Drunk hot chicks? Awesome, until they start puking.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

455
Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
A: To keep your hands warm.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (CQE5S)

456 Dan Akroyd goofed on it in Dragnet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"The finest in Serbo-Croatian technology."

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

457 One of these days, someone will comment on how beautiful Litvak girls are.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 04:00 PM

What about the country in Africa that we're funding that nobody has ever heard of?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (4p0Xq)

458 457 One of these days, someone will comment on how beautiful Litvak girls are.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 04:00 PM

What about the country in Africa that we're funding that nobody has ever heard of?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (4p0Xq)

Lesotho

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (CQE5S)

459
What about the country in Africa that we're funding that nobody has ever heard of?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (4p0Xq)

Aren’t we finding all of them?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (/BeiT)

460 Can we get a modicum of an attempt to respect Albanian woman. I have heard they have strong backs and world class birthing hips.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 05, 2025 04:03 PM (S9FN9)

461 Churn that butter

https://tinyurl.com/35snztc2

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)

462 452
Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds? A: Push it off a cliff.
: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters? A: To keep your hands warm.
Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:01 PM (CQE5S)

How do you double the value of a Yugo ?
Put a dozen eggs in the back seat

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2025 04:03 PM (UJ+K5)

463 What about the country in Africa that we're funding that nobody has ever heard of?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 04:02 PM (4p0Xq)

I'm pretty sure that one is entirely encircled by South Africa, has some extremely old king who lived to be 90+

Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2025 04:04 PM (n7h9X)

464 Here comes the judge.

Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 04:04 PM (3oPA9)

465
Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:05 PM (CQE5S)

466 Lesotho
Posted by: m

Pronounced "leh-SOO-too."

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

467 Putin is emboldened and took out UK munitions enroute to Ukraine.

Was that the hypersonic missile strike on the Panamanian-flagged freighter that was tied up at dock in Odessa last week?

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2025 04:05 PM (rj6Yv)

468 Nood judges

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 04:06 PM (hB7mE)

469 >>>Nood judges

ewwwww

Posted by: m at March 05, 2025 04:08 PM (CQE5S)

470
Churn that butter

https://tinyurl.com/35snztc2
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 05, 2025 04:03 PM (jc0TO)



Obligatory Rammstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 04:10 PM (y9nCu)

471

we will find out shorty

who the worst people in america are

they are the ones who will do and say anything to defend him

Posted by: sound awake at March 05, 2025 04:28 PM (y7zJs)

472 So what? State Farm doesn't pay out on policies.
Posted by: Auspex
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Why do you think they're called Snake Farm.and Allsnake?

Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2025 05:13 PM (f3IeD)

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