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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Disney-Owned ABC "News" Lays Off 200, Axes Its Fake "538" Poll-Rigging SiteBack around 2010, a jubilant Andrew Breitbart told me that the entire media would collapse and be "gone" -- "GONE!" -- in five years. His prediction was off by a decade, but it was basically accurate.538 was founded by liberal Nate Silver. It was purchased by ABC "News" who then got rid of Nate Silver and replaced that liberally-biased analyst with gonzo partisans who didn't even try to analyze polls accurately. They were straight-up goons who manipulated polls to tell their progressive cultist audience pleasing lies. Even Silver himself routinely attacked his old firm for biased and inaccurate methodologies. 538 lied progressives into complacency about 2024. Now they're fired. Happy Humpday! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Burn, salt, scatter....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:22 PM (Q4IgG) 2
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:22 PM (fwDg9) 3
Afternoon, ace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:22 PM (hOk1M) 4
and the good news keeps pouring in....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (nXhwP) Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (fwDg9) 6
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (Vqx30) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (RP0h0) 8
6% is a nice little start. But it's not going to be enough.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (k9OZB) 9
Hi Ace
Rainy day here. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:23 PM (t/2Uw) 10
Almin Karamehmedovic, president of ABC News. . . .
Couldn't they save $Millions just by getting rid of about half of the letters in that name? Posted by: The Paolo at March 05, 2025 12:24 PM (cYBz/) 11
538 lied progressives into complacency about 2024. Now they're fired.
====== Their final call was no better than a coin toss. But for months ahead of time, they gave Democrats hope by saying Kamala/Biden were easy favorites. Remember, we must measure the believability of random polls compared to final polls because reasons. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO) 12
& good day to you, Ace; hope you're feeling better!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2025 12:24 PM (RP0h0) Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (77rzZ) 14
Suck it Nate Silver.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (oa1NA) Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (pLaQB) 16
Almin Karamehmedovic, president of ABC News. . . .
Couldn't they save $Millions just by getting rid of about half of the letters in that name? Posted by: The Paolo at March 05, 2025 12:24 PM I AM THE DIVERSITY! Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (hOk1M) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (kQg6a) 18
ABC is also planning to consolidate "Good Morning America" and its third hour, "GMA3," into one production unit, according to the report.
The new combined show will be named "Last One Out Please Turn Off the Lights". Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (xCA6C) 19
That's okay, I'm sure every single one of these people will thrive over at substack.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (/HDaX) 21
Ugh. Sean Hannity is back.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (77rzZ) 22
Still not tired of all the winning.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (N1tpc) 23
538 had become a complete joke. See Rich Baris (the People's Pundit), an actual pollster with a real track record, for more dope on 538. He's on Rumble and YT.
Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (WVQot) 24
Anyone know where I can score some Afrin?
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (oa1NA) 25
I AM THE DIVERSITY!
Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic I gotcher diversity rite 'cheer!! (No, not a sock fail) Posted by: The Paolo at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (cYBz/) 26
All Journalists Are Bastards.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (y9ksN) 28
Good of you to stay up for the "Sorta SOTU" I like that term- with commentary and a place for people to talk - when you were not feeling well. I hope you can rest some today. Really, Ace, the horde can blather on without some actual commentary from you sometimes, as fine as it it is. We're a voluble bunch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (r85dG) 29
That's okay, I'm sure every single one of these people will thrive over at substack.
Which reminds me, has anyone seen the ratings juggernaut that is Jim Acosta's podcast? Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (xCA6C) 30
>>>538 lied progressives into complacency about 2024. Now they're fired.
This makes me happy. During Trump 1, one of the favorite lefty refrains was that cons were trying to "unskew polls," with near religious reference to 538. >>>Suck it Nate Silver. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:25 PM (oa1NA) And suck it all you asshats who uncritically followed his polls+ hackery. Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (i24o9) 31
>>Almin Karamehmedovic, president of ABC News
His parents wanted to name him Aluminum, but they are British. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (oa1NA) 32
>>According to the Journal, the entire site is being axed and all 15 of its employees will be handed pink slips.
------ Amazing how fifteen losers could gaslight so many Democrats. Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (WVQot) 33
I watched the entire speech last night. I think that's the first time I've done that. CBS poll showed almost 70% loved it. This is why the MSM is failing. They no longer control the narrative and it is now known they are only 30% of the population. They no longer matter.
Trump and his cabinet talk to the public, the public no the media, every day. There is no opportunity for MSM to distort what is going on. 😁❤️💃 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (t/2Uw) 34
I always get FX mixed up with Fox Entertainment. Pretty sneaky of Disney.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (LPS7w) 35
23 538 had become a complete joke. See Rich Baris (the People's Pundit), an actual pollster with a real track record, for more dope on 538. He's on Rumble and YT.
Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:26 PM (WVQot) ====== I'm gonna be honest... I don't think it's hard to poll presidential elections when you can limit your output to values between 45 and 53 percent. No presidential candidate will get below that range or above it. Being good at polling (consistently being within the margin of error on both data points) is immaterially easy. Being bad at it requires...work. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (GBKbO) 36
Ha ha.
Two months ago, I bought one put option on DIS at 100 which expires this month. Cost me $150. I am afraid the damned company is going to crash AFTER it expires, because stock market. Oh, well. Got the timing wrong. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (ufFY8) 37
Happy Woden's Day!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (J2vNu) 38
How much of this is fallout from losing USAID moneypot funding?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (u84Lb) 39
I'll bet you almost any amount of money all these layoffs from media companies are directly related to Trump stomping on the spigots of cash flowing from latrines like USAID.
For at least 20 years, the media has acted like they don't care about the size of their audience, ad revenue, or any metric that you'd think a private for-profit company would care about. They only cared about leftwing propaganda. I think the reason for this is they were getting funded handsomely from other sources for this propaganda. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4IgG) 41
When will Not Snow White finally open?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (kQg6a) 42
Off fat sock.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (i24o9) 43
Imagine going back to the 90s and meeting yourself walking out of the theater after the Lion King, the Muppet Christmas Carrol, the Rocketeer, Nightmare Before Christmas, etc. and telling yourself "I'm you from the future. One day soon Disney will own the rights to Star Wars"
And then smiling and walking away. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (OgBsb) 44
His prediction was off by a decade, but it was basically accurate.
Breitbart couldn't have known that Trump wouldn't turn off USAID until his second term. Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (3l0s/) 45
>>>One ABC staffer told Status that "people are freaked" as it wasn't clear when the layoffs would be announced this week.
Learn to cry tears of unfathomable sadness. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (i24o9) 46
A bad morning for Good Morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (63Dwl) 47
Texas Democratic Rep Sylvester Turner dead at age 70. Turner was elected to replace late Rep Sheila Jackson Lee
Don’t swear in his replacement until Stefanik’s replacement is ready to be sworn in. Posted by: Dave's not here, man at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (raPis) Posted by: Bob Dole at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (u84Lb) 49
538 lied progressives into complacency about 2024. Now they're fired.
--------- This should be a haiku. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (bvit7) 50
Happy Humpday!
---- Dromedary or Bactrian? Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2025 *** Two humps! No waiting! Posted by: Bactrians at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (J2vNu) 51
The next Bond film's villain.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4IgG) ======= Producers completely unconnected to Amazon are squeeing like Nolan is gonna make the next Bond film. Are they hearing things? I dunno. Nolan didn't get the job when Broccoli was in charge because Nolan wanted more control than she was willing to give (including a two-film cycle set in the 60s). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO) 52
1 Burn, salt, scatter....
Posted by: Martini Farmer ---- Congrats on being "FIRST!" How's the martini crop looking for this year? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (LPS7w) 53
If Andrew had been here it might have happened ten years ago.
There is no better example of the power of that man and the absurdity of the kabuki theater media than the Weiner press conference. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (D7HEo) 54
For at least 20 years, the media has acted like they don't care about the size of their audience, ad revenue, or any metric that you'd think a private for-profit company would care about. They only cared about leftwing propaganda. I think the reason for this is they were getting funded handsomely from other sources for this propaganda.
Posted by: Elric Blade -- agreed, especially since there's apparently wacky bankruptcy and accounting rules/laws related to Hollywood. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (OgBsb) 55
One ABC staffer told Status that "people are freaked" as it wasn't clear when the layoffs would be announced this week.
--------------- I don't care, Margaret. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (tT6L1) 56
Nate Silver is no longer 538 I thought?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (bvit7) 58
They should replace them with those CGI dwarves from the Snow White remake
Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (jGJov) 59
GMA is nothing but a 90 minute commercial advertisement promoting Disney, ABC and ESPN products, with brief intervals of local weather reports.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (77rzZ) 61
Silver was a dem but was actually a good polster and statistician.
Posted by: DocMerlin at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (jRh4q) 62
They spent all that money, time, and effort creating a Fake Poll industry; suddenly the bottom has fallen out of the market for fake polls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (34LIQ) 63
>>Being good at polling... is immaterially easy. Being bad at it requires...
------ ...pretending polling isn't propaganda. Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (WVQot) 64
56 Nate Silver is no longer 538 I thought?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (t/2Uw) ====== A fact so pertinent it deserves to be in the content! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO) 65
His prediction was off by a decade, but it was basically accurate. Breitbart couldn't have known that Trump wouldn't turn off USAID until his second term. Posted by: t-bird The Mule was late. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (63Dwl) 66
How much of this is fallout from losing USAID moneypot funding?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (u84Lb) Not so fast! Posted by: SROCTUS at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (y9ksN) 67
Back around 2010, a jubilant Andrew Breitbart told me that the entire media would collapse and be "gone" -- "GONE!" -- in five years.
--------------- Mentioned to the wife near the end of the speech last night: "Too bad El Rushbo, Roger Ailes, and Breitbart couldn't be there. Without them, arguably, Trump doesn't make it to The White House." Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (+5OdI) 68
Happy Harrumph Day!!
Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (w9Wax) 69
65 The Mule was late.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (63Dwl) ======= Yeah, but the Mule is up against a waifish black girl. In the AppleTV+ version of The Foundation, that is. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO) 70
How dare you not allow the people the created, enforced, and promoted the COVID lockdowns not be able to plan for next week.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:30 PM (OgBsb) Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (t/2Uw) 72
I always get FX mixed up with Fox Entertainment. Pretty sneaky of Disney.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (LPS7w) FX was Fox. Disney got it when they bought up Fox’s entertainment business. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (l3YAf) 73
Was longest speech in front of Congress ever, beating Bill Clinton
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (fwDg9) 74
Snow Brown and the Seven Dirty Hippies opens in like two weeks?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (ufFY8) 75
>>Nate Silver is no longer 538 I thought?
He is not. But it was really the only thing affording him Credential. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (oa1NA) 76
Two months ago, I bought one put option on DIS at 100 which expires this month. Cost me $150.
I am afraid the damned company is going to crash AFTER it expires, because stock market. Oh, well. Got the timing wrong. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt Story of my life. Buy high, sell low. Braniff, the big red bird with the brass ass. Bought 100 at $2. Sold at .25 cents. If only they would've rebounded. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (3oPA9) Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (Oy/m2) 78
This is as bad as laying off Federal workers!
Meanwhile, the JoAnn craft chain is closing all 900 stores, throwing thousands of people out of work. Don't expect the Establishment Media to notice, since they Aren't Our Sort. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (xTIDn) 79
Perhaps all of these soon-to-be-unemployed journ-o-lists can enter the sex-work industry! I hear it's getting real popular among the femboy elites out west.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (wtvvX) 80
Well, there goes my chances of catching a STD in Tijuana....
Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs. And the bad news is? Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (TGPs7) 81
Too bad for ABC. So sad.
I wonder how long it will take and how many outlets will need drastic cuts before there is an appreciable difference in the level of propaganda. Posted by: Just Lily at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (pCrGh) 82
Happy Woden's Day!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM Happy 4th day!* *Greeks were very imaginative with day names Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (hOk1M) Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (mlg/3) 84
>>The Walt Disney Co. is set to lay off around 200 people from its ABC News Group division as well as its Disney Entertainment Networks unit -- a move that constitutes cutting some 6% of the combined staff of the two units, according to the Wall Street Journal.
------ "Remove only 6% of the gangrene, doctor." Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (WVQot) 85
Silver was a dem but was actually a good polster and statistician.
Posted by: DocMerlin at March 05, 2025 12:29 PM (jRh4q) Nope. Silver rose to prominence after he got fed inside info from the Obama campaign. I made him look like an idiot a few times on baseball stats many years back in the Usenet days. Not smart. Not good. Really not very good. You shouldn't applaud him because he is... not good. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (bvit7) 86
Good afternoon ace.
Really like seeing the dam of the propaganda ministries collapsing stone by stone. A complete collapse would be beautiful, but the piece by piece is a nice torture Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (EG7Bp) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (XsRjm) 88
Oops
Didn't read all the content.🤦♀️ Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) Wait, we're supposed to read ALL the content????? Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (77rzZ) 89
Two months ago, I bought one put option on DIS at 100 which expires this month. Cost me $150.
Is the premium based on the number of shares, or is it just a fixed price, no matter the number of shares? Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: Linda Tripp at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (oa1NA) 91
The Foundation, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein I have to admit I like the tripartite genetic monarchy and robot bits. They shouldn't pretend it is The Foundation. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (D7HEo) 92
538 was founded by liberal Nate Silver.
------------ Whose model still has Hillary at a 93% chance to win 2016! Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 12:33 PM (+5OdI) 93
So, were the pink outfits last night a harbinger of pink slips today?
Posted by: Pinky Tuscadero at March 05, 2025 12:33 PM (G5+As) 94
Actually the SCOTUS ruling is pretty amusing in a way.
It is keeping things uncertain. And uncertainty is pure evil when you are an addict jonesing for a fix. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:33 PM (kQg6a) 95
91 The Foundation, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein I have to admit I like the tripartite genetic monarchy and robot bits. They shouldn't pretend it is The Foundation. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (D7HEo) ======= I didn't hate it. I didn't like it very much. It was okay. Which is pathetic for the massive investment. The fall of the space elevator was pretty awesome, though. Episode 1. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO) 96
>>Meanwhile, the JoAnn craft chain is closing all 900 stores, throwing thousands of people out of work.
Grandmothers Weep. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:33 PM (oa1NA) Posted by: Eyegore at March 05, 2025 12:34 PM (hOk1M) 98
We’re going to need more pickleball courts.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2025 12:34 PM (2ap+5) 99
Disney can't die soon enough
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 12:34 PM (VE6XX) 100
Meanwhile, the JoAnn craft chain is closing all 900 stores, throwing thousands of people out of work.
When is their 60 Minutes puff piece? Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (D7HEo) 101
I didn't know Nate Silver wasn't heading up 538 anymore. What's he doing these days then? Hope you're feeling better, Mr. O'Spades!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (qBdHI) 102
Many Dems last night looked to be drowning in a sea of Pepto-Abysmal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (kQg6a) 103
Coding schools are seeing a surge in applications.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (BpO1e) 104
47 Texas Democratic Rep Sylvester Turner dead at age 70. Turner was elected to replace late Rep Sheila Jackson Lee.”
He saw the approval numbers for Trump’s speech last night and had a heart attack. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (34LIQ) 105
We’re going to need more pickleball courts.
Posted by: Oglebay Doof should submit a proposal to USAID. Matthew Lesko could give him pointers. Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (77rzZ) 106
https://is.gd/NXPqPa
Rachel Parker @Emmanuel_Rach NEW: Alberta lawyer Jeffrey Rath says a delegate is planning to travel to D.C. to pitch President Trump on Alberta statehood. "It's quite evident that we're being governed by idiots in Ottawa... there's a number of us in Alberta that have had enough." [video] Does AOP know this guy? (As if there are only a dozen or so people in all of Cold Texas...) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (Vqx30) 107
101 I didn't know Nate Silver wasn't heading up 538 anymore. What's he doing these days then? Hope you're feeling better, Mr. O'Spades!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (qBdHI) ======= I think he polls independently and snarks on X. Mostly, he snarks on X. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO) 108
Titanic built a 2nd ship exactly the same as their 1st ship right after it sank.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (YQOnX) 109
>> Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
Another Trumpmas miracle! Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (l3YAf) 110
Silver's new gig was not anymore accurate than 538. During the campaign, h would change his prediction whichever way the wind was blowing. He would be 60% for Trump one week and th next week it would be Kamala. There was no consistency at all to his polling predictions.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (t/2Uw) 111
Weren't enough cosplayers to keep JoAnn open?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (kQg6a) 112
Silver only left in 2023, and the site was full of crap before he left.
I am convinced that Silver helped with the rigging in 2020, based on his actions on that election night. He predicted a Biden win and as results came in he clearly knew that all of his predictions were wrong (starting with FLA) but he also seemed to know that the Dems would make up for the early losses with cheating. I suspect that he told them which states to focus on to guarantee a win, and they did. But anyway, the site was selling a narrative and not data while Silver was still there. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (u84Lb) Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (VE6XX) 114
ABC "News" Lays Off 200
********** Obviously affected by the Trump tariffs on the import cheap international fake news. Posted by: muldoon at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (/iMjX) 115
Remember everything on the Left is an op. They just wanted another narrative tool to beat people with.
Bill James-ing polling was an interesting idea but also a stupid idea. Polling is dumb and not a closed statistical system like baseball. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (bvit7) 116
You Won't Believe What's Coming to Texas
Stephen Green | 12:55 PM on March 04, 2025 https://shorturl.at/lGH5q PJ Media Dave in Fla's next employer??? Military Starship: How SpaceX Is About to Make America Globally Dominant https://shorturl.at/re41U The Rod Martin Report Seems a bit optimistic and doesn't go into a lot of detail about *how* this would be possible, but still interesting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (Vqx30) 117
Meanwhile, the JoAnn craft chain is closing all 900 stores, throwing thousands of people out of work.
Grandmothers Weep. Posted by: garrett Kinda like buggy whip manufacturers. Not many people sewing these days. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (3oPA9) 118
I think it was in the 60's that manual labor became something Americans were ashamed to do. The push for college educations hit then, probably for deferment from the draft. But the result was that people who did not go to college or have degrees were of less worth than those who did.
We have a bloated workforce of "thinkers," people who went to college, have degrees and demand jobs commensurate with their perceived value, yet they actually produce nothing. For all those laid off from their do-nothing careers, it may be very good indeed for them to take one of the upcoming labor positions in the factories being relocated here, and learn what it means to make something of real value. At least, I pray it does. Posted by: moki at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (wLjpr) 119
Leftists: rig a poll for specific results in order to manipulate voters
Also leftists: shocked when the poll is inaccurate Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (2VST1) 120
Just saw that MSNBC was pushing that DJ, the kid who wanted to be a cop, is at risk for killing himself if Trump does January 6th again.
That's... quite the chain of illogic. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG) 121
115 Remember everything on the Left is an op. They just wanted another narrative tool to beat people with.
Bill James-ing polling was an interesting idea but also a stupid idea. Polling is dumb and not a closed statistical system like baseball. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:36 PM (bvit7) ======= Averaging polls should theoretically make them more accurate. But that assumes the polls can be trusted. Aggregates are a good idea with good polls. A terrible idea with bad polls. And 538 excluded good polls while kept in bad polls. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO) 122
The Walt Disney Co. is set to lay off around 200 people from its ABC News Group division as well as its Disney Entertainment Networks unit -- a move that constitutes cutting some 6% of the combined staff of the two units, according to the Wall Street Journal.
------ "Remove only 6% of the gangrene, doctor." ------------ Yeah, 6% seems like a really low reach, barely an inconvenience... Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (azSra) 123
Do this with ESPN next
Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (jGJov) 124
Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
And the bad news is? Posted by: Mister Ghost Are they preventing Mexicans from self-deporting from the US? If not, no problem. Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (hB7mE) 125
Do not take Karamehmedovic if you are allergic to Karamehmedovic.
Posted by: Russian TV pharma ad at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (Y1sOo) 126
>>Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
------ Given the last two months, a wise man might bet that in a week Mexico will make a quiet visit to Trump and beg to make another deal. Posted by: electronic means at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (WVQot) 127
>>> Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
That's easier than rounding up illegals in a Mexican restaurant. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (i24o9) 128
> Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
--------- So... do those Mexican trucks, driven by Mexicans now not cross the border to drive unrestricted in the US to deliver guns to cartel members? Or something like that? Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (Q4IgG) 129
>> We have a bloated workforce of "thinkers," people who went to college, have degrees and demand jobs commensurate with their perceived value, yet they actually produce nothing.
See: Elite overproduction. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (l3YAf) 130
Meanwhile, the JoAnn craft chain is closing all 900 stores, throwing thousands of people out of work.
Grandmothers Weep. Posted by: garrett Kinda like buggy whip manufacturers. Not many people sewing these days. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM Hmm. I do need fabric to reupholster some chair seats. Going out of business sale? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (hOk1M) 131
> > Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
Shut down remittance payments to Mexico. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (oa1NA) 132
Just saw that MSNBC was pushing that DJ, the kid who wanted to be a cop, is at risk for killing himself if Trump does January 6th again.
- Would it help if we let him fire some of the grenades randomly into the peaceful crowd that's just standing around? Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (OgBsb) 133
I truly hope the fired can code.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (vQCgN) 134
I've never been to a JoAnn store. Is it anything like Hobby Lobby?
Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (Oy/m2) 135
Well if you control anything in orbit maybe you become the king.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (YQOnX) 136
They can't die soon enough. They're a scourge on America. They've done and continue to do immeasurable damage. Just imagine how the national spirit and state of healthy awareness would improve with an entirely neutral media.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (ZlOcj) 137
Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
Fair's fair, but what is the value of each illegal, such that you can bill Mexico a percentage tariff? Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (c5wrR) 138
135 Well if you control anything in orbit maybe you become the king.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (YQOnX) ======= I can destroy the spice. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO) 139
Knitting, sewing, and darning socks was a favorite recreational pasttime of my Mom's. It wasn't about the money, and I always felt better wearing something she had worked on. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (dGCAG) 141
I've never been to a JoAnn store. Is it anything like Hobby Lobby?
-- Lots of thread, yarn and fabric. IMO, not like Hobby Lobby at all. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (qBdHI) 142
I've never been to a JoAnn store. Is it anything like Hobby Lobby?
Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM Think Hobby Lobby but only with fabric stuff. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:40 PM (hOk1M) 143
Kinda like buggy whip manufacturers.
Not many people sewing these days. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 12:37 PM (3oPA9) It's not merely that. Everything has moved online. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (bvit7) 144
Don't shut remittance down, up the processing fee to 25%.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (kQg6a) 145
So... do those Mexican trucks, driven by Mexicans now not cross the border to drive unrestricted in the US to deliver guns to cartel members?
Hit me up. I'll see what I can do. Posted by: Eric Holder at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (uVcOS) 146
Titanic built a 2nd ship exactly the same as their 1st ship right after it sank.
----------- Yes, but the 2nd ship included a warning label that read "Please avoid icebergs." Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (azSra) 147
Has Al Green always looked like 1968 Richie Havens?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (qBdHI) Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (oa1NA) 149
If Mexico has shut the border and we have stopped illegals from crossing the border, I think there may be some disgruntled "immigrants" stuck in Mexico. This could get fun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (vQCgN) 150
Is the premium based on the number of shares, or is it just a fixed price, no matter the number of shares?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (xCA6C) Premium in this case was all premium (no intrinsic value, because it was out of the money), and based on the long time to expiration, and the perceived volatility of the stock price. I had like nearly three months for the stock to go from 110 (when I bought it) to anywhere below 100. As the expiration date approaches, the time value slowly decays towards zero if the stock is above 100. I am still banking on a shitty earnings report that comes out very soon (unless I missed it), and hoping investors freak out. I have until the third Friday of March, lol. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (ufFY8) 151
134 I've never been to a JoAnn store. Is it anything like Hobby Lobby?
i've only been to hobby lobby once. joann is more craft-oriented than hobby lobby. Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (oY6Yp) 152
did anyone find out why billionaires want this video destroyed?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (CWTWj) 153
I'm shocked JoAnn still existed at all.
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (OgBsb) 154
To be fair to Mr. Breitbart, how much was USAID helping out?
Posted by: JasonG at March 05, 2025 12:42 PM (3+0We) 155
147 Has Al Green always looked like 1968 Richie Havens?
Saw something on X last night about a kid asking their parent if Green was a werewolf. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:43 PM (D7HEo) 156
We have a bloated workforce of "thinkers," people who went to college, have degrees and demand jobs commensurate with their perceived value, yet they actually produce nothing. By moki Yes, this is the laptop class that loves working from home and now refuses to come back to the office. Covid fed this trend and it affected the economy in many ways..No need for work clothes, no restaurant lunches, no need for a new car. A very self indulgent lifestyle. Kind of like being retired.😉 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:43 PM (t/2Uw) 157
Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
And the bad news is? Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2025 12:32 PM (TGPs7) We're living in a South Park episode. Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG) 158
118 I think it was in the 60's that manual labor became something Americans were ashamed to do. The push for college educations hit then, probably for deferment from the draft. But the result was that people who did not go to college or have degrees were of less worth than those who did.
Posted by: moki --------------- Also Griggs v. Duke Power court case in 1970 There was a real shift, post war. Right after it seems you could get hired for corporate jobs based on war record. Then there was a shift to testing, and then with Griggs it was all about the degree. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:43 PM (u84Lb) 159
Think of the avacados!
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (KQk9m) 160
ABC News staffers are bracing for imminent layoffs while the division will restructure its programming including the merging of its "20/20" and "Nightline" programs and the consolidation of its "Good Morning America" productions, according to reports.
--------------- How 'bout including Queen Latifah's "The Equalizer?" Dat's Raciss! Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (8u87b) 161
Why watch the FNM when you can catch a Colbert clip linked from reddit?
Posted by: How leftists get their news at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (t0Rmr) 162
Think of the avacados!
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (KQk9m) An avocado once bit my sister. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (i24o9) 163
Avocados were $1.50 each at Kroger this morning.
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (vFG9F) 164
Saw something on X last night about a kid asking their parent if Green was a werewolf. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 *** He's a Blutbad. Not in a good way. Posted by: Nick Burkhardt, Grimm at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (ufFY8) 166
Aggregates are a good idea with good polls. A terrible idea with bad polls. And 538 excluded good polls while kept in bad polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO) What are the good polls? Wouldn't it make more sense just to use the good polls instead of aggregating anything? Aggregating is going to by nature introduce bad data because you are dealing with uncertainty. Better idea - just look at a few polls from reputable pollsters, no need to do any further work. Then go make breakfast and have your day. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (bvit7) 167
Yes, but the 2nd ship included a warning label that read "Please avoid icebergs."
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:41 PM (azSra) “Warranty void if hull opened” Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (l3YAf) 168
With prices like that, I don't know how we can go on.
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (vFG9F) 169
Did she turn into a werecado?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (kQg6a) 170
Saw something on X last night about a kid asking their parent if Green was a werewolf.
Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 _________ Green isn't handsome or cool enough to be a werewolf. He's a CHUD. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (iFTx/) 171
I'm shocked JoAnn still existed at all.
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew. A lot of women that can't sew still do craft type stuff where you can get supplies at JoAnn Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr) 172
The Joann headquarters is a very large, low profile building that let the town use their enormous parking lot for the Fourth of July fireworks show. If local trends continue, the site will be turned into senior housing.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (MMp6W) 173
On the other hand, "20/20 Nightline with Almin Karamehmedovic" is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (paSBy) 174
You're wrong. There are millions of quilters. Unfortunately JoAnn's was run by non-crafters, who just didn't understand their market.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (7PR43) 175
>>> 159 Think of the avacados!
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (KQk9m) Heh. Pretty sure we can grow avocados in several US states. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (Vqx30) 176
Funny how these media companies are collapsing right after the USAID checks stopped, huh
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (Hkcdp) 177
166 What are the good polls? Wouldn't it make more sense just to use the good polls instead of aggregating anything?
Aggregating is going to by nature introduce bad data because you are dealing with uncertainty. Better idea - just look at a few polls from reputable pollsters, no need to do any further work. Then go make breakfast and have your day. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (bvit7) ======= According to the base mathematical statistics, the average of data points will make the margin of error smaller. That's the central idea of aggregates. It just only works when the data being aggregated isn't intentionally skewed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO) 178
I'm shocked JoAnn still existed at all.
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew. Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS! Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C) 179
As I predicted, Roberts and Barrett tag-teaming to thwart Trump. This will be the routine going forward.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (ZlOcj) 180
Another website tells me sale items not great yet at JoAnn, and maybe some company is taking over some stores.
Shame, not that I went much. But know my mom does often Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM (fwDg9) 181
173 On the other hand, "20/20 Nightline with Almin Karamehmedovic" is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (paSBy) "Son of black mohammed"...? What the heck kind of name is that? Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM (KtIIi) 182
Polls are primarly used to push a narrative, their is little incentive for them to be accurate until, perhaps, the last one before an election
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM (t0Rmr) 183
Texas Democratic Rep Sylvester Turner dead at age 70. Turner was elected to replace late Rep Sheila Jackson Lee
Don’t swear in his replacement until Stefanik’s replacement is ready to be sworn in. Posted by: Dave's not here, man at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (raPis) ***** Definitely. Turner was also the former mayor of Houston. Posted by: redridinghood at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM (NpAcC) 184
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook.
it's a lot higher than that, but it depends on your definition of "can cook" Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (jGJov) 185
>>> 174 You're wrong. There are millions of quilters. Unfortunately JoAnn's was run by non-crafters, who just didn't understand their market.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (7PR43) What? You're telling me a bunch of MBA's with no fcking clue about any specific business *can't* just shuffle from job to job and be effective?!?!?! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (Vqx30) 186
I think the reason for this is they were getting funded handsomely from other sources for this propaganda.
Obviously. It never added up in any way. They found a way to divorce themselves from Americans. Pubbies aren’t any better, btw. I figured it was big left wing donors picking up the slack. Theory is correct, except as it turns out the government is funding through phony baloney confetti-bucks. We erred in thinking progressives are willing to spend their own money. Oops Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (VwdEn) 187
SCOTUS shoots down Trump admin plan to stop USAID payments
the grift must flow even the blackrobes are in on it Posted by: kallisto at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (dCxaZ) 188
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew.
Sewing and knitting are actually somewhat popular with under-40 women. Etsy is pretty much built on those ladies doing that stuff, and Gingy North (WeirdDave's wife, for the uninformed) has run afoul of a hard-left lesbian mob that "runs" online knitting forums. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (2ocoG) 189
Almin Karamehmedovic
-------- I think that's a Bosnian Serb name. And from that "mehmed" in the middle, I'm guessing it's the wrong kind of Bosnian. These people shouldn't be in this country at all, let alone in a prominent position. If I'm ever in charge, everyone at State gets locked up, and no more visas get issued for 25 years. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (BI5O2) 190
Tax at 70%
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (Stoym) 191
153 Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew.
Yes, but that portion sews A LOT. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (eb5mD) 192
JoAnn’s filed bankruptcy in 2024, I believe. Then shuttered, then tried to reopen. I’m guessing that they couldn’t get retail employees, their older employees that know sewing have retired, and it became an impossible situation. Add in tariffs on fabric, since most is foreign made, and there isn’t enough money anywhere to save them.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (8xMO0) 193
You're wrong. There are millions of quilters. Unfortunately JoAnn's was run by non-crafters, who just didn't understand their market.
-------------- I've always wondered what ESPN could have been if it had been run by people who *loved* sports for the last couple of decades. Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (azSra) 194
Titanic built a 2nd ship exactly the same as their 1st ship right after it sank.
2 sister vessels, the Olympic and the Britannic. Britannic sank after hitting a mine in WWI. Olympic served as a hospital ship and was sold for scrap in 1935. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (w9Wax) 195
Avocados have been $1.99 each for a while. Avocados from Mexico are the best. Because they are loaded with good cholesterol and I refuse to take statins, I will probably pay whatever it takes.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:49 PM (t/2Uw) 196
Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 *** Sixty or so years ago, those things were taught in home ec and shop classes, and trade schools. And dads taught their kids how to change a tire. How far we have fallen. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 12:49 PM (J2vNu) 197
>>> 178
== Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS! Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C) Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools? Maybe they could do something *really* crazy, like having those again *plus* OMG "personal finance"... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (Vqx30) 198
You're telling me a bunch of MBA's with no fcking clue about any specific business *can't* just shuffle from job to job and be effective?!?!?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (Vqx30) ----------------------- But look at that share price! /MBA's everywhere Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (tT6L1) 199
We're living in a South Park episode.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG) --------------- "Oh no! They killed Bennies! YOU BASTARDS!" Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (8u87b) 200
132 Just saw that MSNBC was pushing that DJ, the kid who wanted to be a cop, is at risk for killing himself if Trump does January 6th again.
- The person pushing that was Nicole Wallace, one time Bush administration and campaign staffer. It’s never Trumpers all the way down. MSNBC is their last little sinking lifeboat. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (34LIQ) 201
163 Avocados were $1.50 each at Kroger this morning.
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (vFG9F) --- Were they from Mehico? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (LPS7w) 202
187. Kallisto, go back to the previous thread and read the posts by James Madison. This was a procedural order not based on the merits.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (8xMO0) 203
179 As I predicted, Roberts and Barrett tag-teaming to thwart Trump. This will be the routine going forward.
I've always believed that Roberts was an Epstein client and that's why he ruled the way he did on Obamacare years ago. Nothing has changed that opinion as of yet. Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (FtmDD) 204
>>Gingy North (WeirdDave's wife, for the uninformed) has run afoul of a hard-left lesbian mob that "runs" online knitting forums.
Never get between a Hard-Left Lesbian and her Wool! Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (oa1NA) 205
it's a lot higher than that, but it depends on your definition of "can cook"
Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 12:48 PM (jGJov) “Can microwave popcorn without starting a fire” Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (l3YAf) 206
Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools?
Maybe they could do something *really* crazy, like having those again *plus* OMG "personal finance"... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (Vqx30) --- Civics classes wouldn't go amiss, either. Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (i/l90) 207
"Son of black mohammed"...?
What the heck kind of name is that? Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM Sounds like something you'd yell after stubbing your toe in the dark at 0200. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (hOk1M) 208
Hobby Lobby has moved greatly away from crafting, although it still has plenty, to home decor and kitchen and bath items.
Joann's definitely has gone downhill in the last 5 years. I used to stop often when I was in town. Haven't been there in a year I'd bet. And it was like a ghost town in there. Posted by: Just Lily at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (pCrGh) 209
My mom liked Joann. She's a quilter. You'd be surprised how many quilters and knitters and similar are out there. Not only older ladies too. There's this girl Kiara I host every once in a while who's a 20-something tattooed black-DR girl, hot as balls, and she knits her own clothes. She's very good at it too. Lots of people would lose lots of money if there ever was a bet whether this girl even knew what a knitting needle looked like.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (iFTx/) 210
Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools?
We still had both of those when I was in high school in the late 80s. But that was also a fairly rural school. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (2ocoG) 211
"The View" is on ABC. Why holding back , ABC ??
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (g47mK) 212
I live in the former avocado capital of the world, Fallbrook. Our industry was crushed by Dem's water policies from the north and cartels taking over legitimate avocado businesses from Mexico.
Local fresh big avocados here are 20 for $5. Take your time on that border thing. Posted by: Candidus at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (D7HEo) 213
Options are legal gambling. They're fun. If I wrote them instead of buying them, I'd be a gazillionaire.
Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (cPGH3) 214
I'm shocked JoAnn still existed at all.
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew. Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS! Posted by: Archimedes - We're discussing starting a "housewife" type training school at church. Men don't need it as much but there are certainly some things that could be useful to teach, but most of the males that don't know how to do stuff are from families that pay others to do the work for them, which is fine because that makes job opportunities for other capable men. The problem is no one, left or right, teaches their daughters how to be wives any longer. I bet the young ladies know how to try to change a tire before not being able to get the lug nuts off, though. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (OgBsb) 215
>>> 198
----------------------- But look at that share price! /MBA's everywhere Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (tT6L1) "We have to meet analysts' expectations!!!" -- sooper genius execs I would like to know who those analysts are, because I'm starting to wonder how much we have been paying them... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (Vqx30) 216
>>Avocados have been $1.99 each for a while. Avocados from Mexico are the best. Because they are loaded with good cholesterol
Avocados were the Zucchini of Tucson. You couldn't get rid of the fucking things fast enough. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:52 PM (oa1NA) 217
On the other hand, "20/20 Nightline with Almin Karamehmedovic" is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic at March 05, 2025 12:45 PM (paSBy) "Son of black mohammed"...? What the heck kind of name is that? Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 12:47 PM (KtIIi) ________ He's half goat Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (iFTx/) 218
@195 The Mexican ones I used to buy from grocery stores in CA were sh1t. Giant pits surrounded by modest amount of flesh. The CA ones I bought from farmers markets were superior.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (LPS7w) 219
Hmm. I do need fabric to reupholster some chair seats. Going out of business sale?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:39 PM (hOk1M Right now they're at 25%-30% off. My sister in law is a quilter and is hoping they get down to 50% off while there are still good quilting supplies. I do a bit of sewing and I'm thinking of getting more thread, pins, and possibly fabric. I need to make some more napkins and redo the throw pillows on the couch. Could use a few more bits for jewelry or Christmas tree ornaments too. They also sell yarn and art supplies and home decor. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (4XwPj) 220
Massie demands congress pass legislation to permanently cut all funding to USAID. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (/U5Yz) 221
>>Gingy North (WeirdDave's wife, for the uninformed) has run afoul of a hard-left lesbian mob that "runs" online knitting forums.
------- Perhaps he should say which forum, and then a bunch of Morons could go sign up and shit all over the thing for awhile. Might be a lot of fun. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (BI5O2) 222
202 187. Kallisto, go back to the previous thread and read the posts by James Madison. This was a procedural order not based on the merits.
thank you ma'am Posted by: kallisto at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (dCxaZ) 223
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook.
it's a lot higher than that, but it depends on your definition of "can cook" None of the women I've dated could really cook. Well I'm not a great cook I've always been a better one than the women I dated. Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (t0Rmr) 224
I may need to pull out my old VCR and put in some old Disney Movies:
Moon Spinners Shaggy Dog 20,000 Leagues under the Sea Pollyanna Swiss Family Robinson Back when Disney was something. Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (W/lyH) 225
NEW: Alberta lawyer Jeffrey Rath says a delegate is planning to travel to D.C. to pitch President Trump on Alberta statehood.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:35 PM (Vqx30) Huh. I might be on board with that, provided they behave themselves. Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (k9OZB) 226
125 Do not take Karamehmedovic if you are allergic to Karamehmedovic.
Posted by: Russian TV pharma ad at March 05, 2025 12:38 PM (Y1sOo) "Mehmed" = Muhammad = Aloha Snackbar. Posted by: XTC at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (UnA8+) 227
Avocados were $1.50 each at Kroger this morning.
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 --- Were they from Mehico? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2025 *** How much were they a month ago? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (J2vNu) 228
>>. Not only older ladies too. There's this girl Kiara I host every once in a while who's a 20-something tattooed black-DR girl, hot as balls, and she knits her own clothes.
Those girls that make their own clothes, well, are hard to come by but always super adorable. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (oa1NA) 229
Options are legal gambling. They're fun. If I wrote them instead of buying them, I'd be a gazillionaire.
Can confirm. I've made 10x the money on credit spreads than I ever have going long on calls or puts. Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (FtmDD) 230
buy local !
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (g47mK) 231
How 'bout including Queen Latifah's "The Equalizer?"
Not ashamed to admit she could kick my ass. That woman looks like she knows all about the boss end of a strap-on. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (j4U/Z) 232
For at least 20 years, the media has acted like they don't care about the size of their audience, ad revenue, or any metric that you'd think a private for-profit company would care about. They only cared about leftwing propaganda. I think the reason for this is they were getting funded handsomely from other sources for this propaganda.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/) Agreed. And I'll go one step farther -- of course the US media is paid propaganda. It's an incredibly cheap investment to get what you want from people. It's the same playbook our intel agencies run in every country in which they're trying to sway opinion or overthrow governments. For the low, low, price of, whatever, $100 million a year, they can decide what the American people think. And they can use that powerful lever to make themselves billions (see: Ukraine war). Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (uCjyK) 233
Sewing and knitting are actually somewhat popular with under-40 women. Etsy is pretty much built on those ladies doing that stuff, and Gingy North (WeirdDave's wife, for the uninformed) has run afoul of a hard-left lesbian mob that "runs" online knitting forums.
Posted by: Ian S - Yeah, but it's a vegan / cross-fit approach to sewing. They're not doing anything useful. Pussy hats and computer cases and such. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (OgBsb) 234
South Park fucked 2001and here are.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (YQOnX) 235
According to the base mathematical statistics, the average of data points will make the margin of error smaller. That's the central idea of aggregates.
It just only works when the data being aggregated isn't intentionally skewed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO) You could theoretically account for the skew by building in weights, which is the central idea of something like 538. My point is an accurate poll (such as an internal poll) is far superior than the bs Silver was pushing. If it wasn't, he would have discovered the magic bullet and been able to demonstrate that, yet never did. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (bvit7) 236
>>> 206
--- Civics classes wouldn't go amiss, either. Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 12:51 PM (i/l90) Heh, the teachers unions and the derpstate would shriek. Which is another reason why it's a good idea. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (Vqx30) 237
I'm reading that the SC decision today is not the disaster some are saying. It applies only to payments for past work. It requires the original judge to come up with specific timelines that make sense for reviewing bills to be paid. Meaning, the ridiculous judge actually has to do some work. This is not over.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:55 PM (t/2Uw) 238
Avocados have been $1.99 each for a while. Avocados from Mexico are the best. Because they are loaded with good cholesterol and I refuse to take statins, I will probably pay whatever it takes.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:49 PM (t/2Uw) Look into red rice yeast, berberine and nattokinase instead of statins. Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 12:55 PM (D7oie) 239
Yeah, but it's a vegan / cross-fit approach to sewing. They're not doing anything useful. Pussy hats and computer cases and such.
Sure, but that's a goalpost move from "women under 40 don't knit". Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 12:55 PM (2ocoG) 240
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook.
it's a lot higher than that, but it depends on your definition of "can cook" None of the women I've dated could really cook. Well I'm not a great cook I've always been a better one than the women I dated. Posted by: 18-1 - "Can cook" could probably be "has a cookbook" Because they're being raised to be men. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (OgBsb) 241
Men don't need it as much but there are certainly some things that could be useful to teach, but most of the males that don't know how to do stuff are from families that pay others to do the work for them, which is fine because that makes job opportunities for other capable men.
As a man there has ALWAYS been an expectation that I can and will solve various problems. No one actually cares how you solve it, hiring someone is fine if you can afford it, but this expectation still exists on men. And yes I've watched plenty of you tube videos and the like and found you can do this stuff with just a little training Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (t0Rmr) 242
None of the women I've dated could really cook. Well I'm not a great cook I've always been a better one than the women I dated.
same here but they could get a meal on the table if they had to and that's fine for most routine meals -- some people throw their hands up and say I can't cook because they're not Julia Child level every night Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (jGJov) 243
This is hilarious.
So Mexico is threatening to close the border because they are angry we want them to... close the border. And Europe is threatening to fund their own defense because they are angry we want them to ... fund their own defense. The big unmentioned from last night is Trump saying we are taking back the Canal. That sounded like a policy decision to me. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (u84Lb) 244
FX was good in the early 2k's. Rescue Me was a fantastic series.
Posted by: sidney at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (Uy/WF) 245
Moon Spinners
Shaggy Dog 20,000 Leagues under the Sea Pollyanna Swiss Family Robinson Back when Disney was something. Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2025 1 *** The original The Incredible Journey Zorro and The Scarecrow The Legend of Elfego Baca Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (J2vNu) 246
Was longest speech in front of Congress ever, beating Bill Clinton
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:31 PM (fwDg9) Makes quite the contrast with the Meat Puppet. Posted by: Catherine at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (ZSsrh) 247
al that matters is that another chunk of Disney has bitten the dust. However small it is still a net loss for those evil sobs.
Posted by: Not this time at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (89Sog) 248
Right now they're at 25%-30% off. My sister in law is a quilter and is hoping they get down to 50% off while there are still good quilting supplies. I do a bit of sewing and I'm thinking of getting more thread, pins, and possibly fabric. I need to make some more napkins and redo the throw pillows on the couch. Could use a few more bits for jewelry or Christmas tree ornaments too.
They also sell yarn and art supplies and home decor. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM I just looked and saw maybe one pattern the RMBS Mom might like. I'll have to run it by her. The fabric pattern I did my dining room chairs with in 2020 was discontinued. Because of course it was. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (hOk1M) 249
Gingy North (WeirdDave's wife, for the uninformed) has run afoul of a hard-left lesbian mob that "runs" online knitting forums.
------------ I've been banned from *three* guitar forums. Never because of profanity or name calling or any of the obvious outs, but instead because I spoke in plain english about supply and demand curves or something similar ("No, Fender and Gibson aren't "evil" because their instruments went up in price--its because of all that COVID money our government has sent out."). Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (azSra) 250
"Avocados were $1.50 each at Kroger this morning.
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:44 PM (vFG9F) --- Were they from Mehico? Posted by: Chairman LMAO" No. I just told you they were from Kroger. Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (vFG9F) 251
Because they're being raised to be men.
I'd still say that's not quite true. When I've been involved with corporate go-getters types and there is some sort of problem they still look at you as the guy to come up with a plan to fix it. Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (t0Rmr) 252
235 You could theoretically account for the skew by building in weights, which is the central idea of something like 538.
My point is an accurate poll (such as an internal poll) is far superior than the bs Silver was pushing. If it wasn't, he would have discovered the magic bullet and been able to demonstrate that, yet never did. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (bvit7) ========= I wouldn't trust the weighting approach at all. It's too much judgment involved removed from the basic math behind everything. The point of using statistics is to remove as much of the human element as possible to dig into data. When you're starting with human-based data, you're already in a bad place in keeping things honest. But...aggregates of honest polls, which never agree at the same time in the real world, should get smaller margins for error than any of the individual polls. The point is diminishing the margin of error, getting it from 3 to 1.5 or something. This is why RCP tends to outperform 538. RCP is pure aggregate. 538 does the weighting. Both are choosy about which polls. RCP tends to value accuracy over narrative. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (GBKbO) 253
Yeah, but it's a vegan / cross-fit approach to sewing. They're not doing anything useful. Pussy hats and computer cases and such.
Sure, but that's a goalpost move from "women under 40 don't knit". Posted by: Ian S - Speaking of goalposts: "I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew." Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (OgBsb) 254
Scarymary posted link on ONT of the 13yo kid and watched it.
My guess is that boy is on cloud 9 and won't be down for a long time. Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (fwDg9) 255
The big unmentioned from last night is Trump saying we are taking back the Canal. That sounded like a policy decision to me.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (u84Lb) A man a plan a canal Panama! Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (AiZBA) 256
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook.
I bet the other 80 percent can open a Bota box, in the dark, with one hand, standing on one leg. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (/U5Yz) 257
"How much were they a month ago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere" I dunno. I never buy avocados. Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (vFG9F) 258
>>I've been banned from *three* guitar forums. Never because of profanity or name calling or any of the obvious outs, but instead because I spoke in plain english about supply and demand curves or something similar
Musician Based Forums are totes Gay. Just awash with insufferable douchebags. And not the fun kind, like we have here. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (oa1NA) 259
Can confirm. I've made 10x the money on credit spreads than I ever have going long on calls or puts.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (FtmDD) Yeah. I have been mostly writing covered calls and selling low risk puts. Really easy now that there are weekly option expirations and very small transaction fees. My DIS put was an educated gamble, and I knew it going in. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (ufFY8) 260
The big unmentioned from last night is Trump saying we are taking back the Canal. That sounded like a policy decision to me.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 12:56 PM (u84Lb) Yes, Blackrock is buying a stake in the Canal from a Chinese company. I'm not really sure how that's an improvement, but here we are. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (uCjyK) Posted by: sound awake at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (XLKc7) 262
same here but they could get a meal on the table if they had to
and that's fine for most routine meals -- some people throw their hands up and say I can't cook because they're not Julia Child level every night Err, I'd put it at the level of, if I'm not cooking and we aren't going out she's going to eat up leftovers or take something out of the freezer and put it in the microwave Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (t0Rmr) 263
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)
It's bullshit anyway. As Alito says, they can't start micromanaging the executive. This needs to stop. Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (ZlOcj) 264
With JoAnne kaput, where will "Dr" Jill get her couch fabric?
Posted by: The Libertarians at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (u+80A) 265
>>> 248
== I just looked and saw maybe one pattern the RMBS Mom might like. I'll have to run it by her. The fabric pattern I did my dining room chairs with in 2020 was discontinued. Because of course it was. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (hOk1M) I've only checked with one local company, but they weren't able to find anything like the fabric on a couple chairs of my mom's. Might have to poke around the nearest JoAnn's myself. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (Vqx30) 266
>Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools?
------ Home economics, shop, business (typing, ledgers, finances) and periodically auto shop, animal husbandry, forestry/gardening. All that... at public schools outside the capitol city circa 1960's and 70's. Which, by the way, was more geared towards getting kids into a routine, a routine they'd need to live with in the "real world" of working adults. The subjects taught were almost secondary. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (Q4IgG) 267
I may need to pull out my old VCR and put in some old Disney Movies:
Moon Spinners Shaggy Dog 20,000 Leagues under the Sea Pollyanna Swiss Family Robinson Back when Disney was something. ------------- I'd like to see "Song of The South"--I saw it as a kid in the theatres. Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (azSra) 268
Did Trump know doing the "longest speech" would immediately destroy certain narratives about his energy and fitness to a wide range of people who heard that's what he did?
Probably not, since he's a big idiot who relies mostly on luck to get him through. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (bvit7) 269
Kindltot, I take red rice yeast. It was recommended by my doctor many years ago because I wouldn't take statins.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (t/2Uw) 270
Heh. Pretty sure we can grow avocados in several US states.
——- When I lived in San Diego, the neighbor across the street had an avocado tree in their yard. Used to bring me over brown paper grocery bags full all the time. Posted by: Bicenntennialguy at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (+K1xO) 271
I reject the idea that only women should learn to cook. I'm a much better cook than either my wife or my mom (RIP). It's something I tell young men; women like a man who can cook. It gives you an edge in the dating market.
However, that does not absolve you of tire-changing and toilet-fixing duty. Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (xCA6C) 272
Do not take Karamehmedovic if you are allergic to Karamehmedovic.
Posted by: Russian TV pharma ad at March 05, 2025 * "Mehmed" = Muhammad = Aloha Snackbar. Posted by: XTC at March 05, 2025 *** Oh, for the days when Moslems addressed Western men as "Effendi"! (That may have meant "infidel," but at least they were polite about it) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (J2vNu) 273
268 Did Trump know doing the "longest speech" would immediately destroy certain narratives about his energy and fitness to a wide range of people who heard that's what he did?
The opposite. "He's rambling, doesn't know when to stop, he's senile." Just wait. Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (ZlOcj) 274
when the mainstream media lays people off its cost savings due to the current economic environment when the us federal government does it - if a republican is in the white house - its a constitutional crisis Posted by: sound awake at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (XLKc7) 275
Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools?
We still do, at least at high schools I'm aware of. I think their death has been overstated. Posted by: brak at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (jGJov) 276
You can call me Al, or you can call me Min, but you doesn't have to call me Karamehmedovic.
Posted by: Almin Karamehmedovic for Natural Light at March 05, 2025 01:01 PM (paSBy) 277
268 Did Trump know doing the "longest speech" would immediately destroy certain narratives about his energy and fitness to a wide range of people who heard that's what he did?
Probably not, since he's a big idiot who relies mostly on luck to get him through. Posted by: ... --- Are your saying, he knocked it out of the park? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 01:01 PM (LWopF) 278
Never because of profanity or name calling or any of the obvious outs, but instead because I spoke in plain english about supply and demand curves or something similar
I've noticed many times that to the leftwing mind many actual fundamental rules of the universe - supply and demand curves being a very important one - are bad think The problem from their perspective isn't that when demand goes up so does cost do to the nature of scarcity, the problem is that by you saying or even just THINKING that it happens. If you weren't allowed to think that the universe would change and supply/demand issues would go away Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:02 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2025 01:02 PM (RP0h0) 280
We can do better than 25% tax on all remittances to Mexico.
A lot of these lefty Latin-Americans want to be like Western Europe & Scandinavia with their welfare states. They love them some Europe, and all want to be just like them, as opposed to us cruel, ruthless, Neanderthals here in Yanqui-Land. So tax them like Europe taxes things. Start at 38.5% and then keep climbing until Mexico sees a quarter of their GDP (and their own tax revenue) vanish. That's how you deal with Mexico, and on down the continent. I'd expect BitCoin to skyrocket as a result. Posted by: SoeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:02 PM (6ydKt) 281
270 Heh. Pretty sure we can grow avocados in several US states.
——- When I lived in San Diego, the neighbor across the street had an avocado tree in their yard. Used to bring me over brown paper grocery bags full all the time. Posted by: Bicenntennialguy at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (+K1xO) You can grow them as a houseplant. Put them outside in the summer and bring them in for the winter. I do that with fig trees and limes trees too. Posted by: Just Lily at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM (pCrGh) 282
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 12:58 PM (fwDg9)
Skip, DJ was ecstatic, and his Dad was proud. God Bless that child. It befuddles me that the Dims couldn't cheer that one sweet moment. Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM (i/l90) 283
Off sock
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM (k/U8Z) Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG) 285
Home economics, shop, business (typing, ledgers, finances) and periodically auto shop, animal husbandry, forestry/gardening.
All that... at public schools outside the capitol city circa 1960's and 70's. Which, by the way, was more geared towards getting kids into a routine, a routine they'd need to live with in the "real world" of working adults. The subjects taught were almost secondary. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 *** I wish my high school had offered something like basic auto shop -- oil changes, changing tires, checking fluids, etc. I had to pick all that up from some books when Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 got her car, which became my first car too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM (J2vNu) 286
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 12:57 PM (GBKbO)
So then we are maybe kind of talking about two different things. I am talking about the advanced statistical tomfoolery that 538 was pushing. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (bvit7) 287
Avocados have been between $150--$1.99 for at least a few years. Used to be $.98 but that was before Covid nuked the supply chain.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (t/2Uw) 288
Hey fd, do you know these people???
https://fds903.com/ Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (Vqx30) 289
@187
>> even the blackrobes are in on What the SCOTUS is saying in this ruling is that Government Grants are now construed to be enforceable and binding contracts and that the government now has to show cause to vacate the grant . Complete and utter lunacy, but here we are. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (um7CG) 290
I reject the idea that only women should learn to cook. I'm a much better cook than either my wife or my mom (RIP). It's something I tell young men; women like a man who can cook. It gives you an edge in the dating market.
This is true. You will score points with your date showing her you can cook (general point showing competence in a range of skills is something women appreciate). Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (t0Rmr) 291
I do that with fig trees and limes trees too.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 05, 2025 01:03 PM *fig and lemon fistbump* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (hOk1M) 292
I can even typo my own nick, apparently.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (6ydKt) 293
Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C) Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools? Maybe they could do something *really* crazy, like having those again *plus* OMG "personal finance"... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 12:50 PM (Vqx30) ________ Shop might still be a thing, but Home Ec was killed decades ago. Which is a shame, because everyone -- girls and boys -- should learn basic home skills like cooking, basic household finance, etc. I was never taught these things in school. I learned from my mom and g-mom. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/) 294
The opposite. "He's rambling, doesn't know when to stop, he's senile." Just wait.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2025 01:00 PM (ZlOcj) I think most people would need those viral clips to be convinced. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (bvit7) 295
286 So then we are maybe kind of talking about two different things. I am talking about the advanced statistical tomfoolery that 538 was pushing.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:04 PM (bvit7) ======= They were pushing snake oil. It was weighted averages, no more. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO) 296
Scarymary posted link on ONT of the 13yo kid and watched it.
My guess is that boy is on cloud 9 and won't be down for a long time. MSNBC said he's gonna commit suicide if January 6th happens again. The Dems not only aren't backing down from disrespecting him at the event, they're piling on. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (2ocoG) 297
Speaking of avocados, I knocked over an entire bowl of guacamole on office carpet yesterday. It felt like picking up dog poop.
Expensive AF dog poop. Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (FtmDD) 298
I reject the idea that only women should learn to cook. I'm a much better cook than either my wife or my mom (RIP). It's something I tell young men; women like a man who can cook. It gives you an edge in the dating market.
However, that does not absolve you of tire-changing and toilet-fixing duty. Posted by: Archimedes - No one said "only women should cook." And yes, women like men who can cook, but it's likely no longer interesting or gives any edge beyond maybe letting her off the hook for not having any skill or loving guidance from her mom. What WAS pointed out is that women should learn to cook. It is tied to learning to be wives. But that's verboten because they have to be raised to be "independent", and here we are. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:06 PM (OgBsb) Posted by: sound awake at March 05, 2025 01:06 PM (y7zJs) 300
Yes, Blackrock is buying a stake in the Canal from a Chinese company.
I'm not really sure how that's an improvement, but here we are. Posted by: Harry Paratestes ------- I think you are talking about port operations. It sounded to me like Trump was talking about TAKING BACK THE CANAL. ie, US territory again. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (u84Lb) 301
Leftists think everyone should be in lock step with them.
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (fwDg9) 302
Someday that typesetting class I had to take in junior high will pay off. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (j4U/Z) 303
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)
So we agree on something. It's about time. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (bvit7) 304
Ten bucks says that when we finally get the unredacted Epstein files from SDNY, John Roberts' name is in there.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (FtmDD) 305
I've noticed many times that to the leftwing mind many actual fundamental rules of the universe - supply and demand curves being a very important one - are bad think
The problem from their perspective isn't that when demand goes up so does cost do to the nature of scarcity, the problem is that by you saying or even just THINKING that it happens. If you weren't allowed to think that the universe would change and supply/demand issues would go away ----------- EXACTLY. When a Democrat is in the white house, they'll dump some oil from the Strategic Reserve just before an election because the understand that increasing the "supply" of a good or service will result in a lower price. And then only a couple of hours later they will propose raising the minimum wage, supply and demand curves be damned, because "After all, we're trying to help people." They are literally the party of the stupid. Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (azSra) 306
303 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)
So we agree on something. It's about time. Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (bvit7) ====== End of days! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO) 307
When Macrame was defenestrated life was vastly improved.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (pLaQB) 308
That sign escapade by Democrats last night was as childish as you can get from adults
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (fwDg9) 309
Home Ec was available at my school in the late 80s, although I never took it. Learned cooking and home management skills from my family. I am a good cook, but no one would want to wear anything I sewed or crafted.
Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (i/l90) 310
Do any sew women make sexy lingerie or do they stick to
the frumpy Amish like styles? Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (/U5Yz) 311
Really pouring here now.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (t/2Uw) 312
ABC is also planning to consolidate "Good Morning America" and its third hour, "GMA3," into one production unit, according to the report.
If I read this right? They had a whole, mostly different production crew for the 3rd hour? Maybe that crew bled into their afternoon schedule. But still?? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (FxH7T) 313
What WAS pointed out is that women should learn to cook. It is tied to learning to be wives. But that's verboten because they have to be raised to be "independent", and here we are. Yeah, this is a core problem in the dating market. Most women want a manly guy that has a high status job, fine, but then as the argument goes what do YOU bring to the table. Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (t0Rmr) 314
304 Ten bucks says that when we finally get the unredacted Epstein files from SDNY, John Roberts' name is in there.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (FtmDD) ====== Roberts is rumored to be Epstein connected because there's a John Roberts listed on the flight logs. But I remember reading that it can't be SCOTUS Roberts because Roberts was somewhere else at the time of the flight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO) 315
Scarymary, I had an introductory civics class setup to go when the covid hit. This was outside of the school system
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (mB6WH) 316
Well that's interesting. Looks like Home Ec died off during Obama.
Right when Girl Power was at it's peak and trannies were being pushed onto the scene. Eh, probably nothing. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (OgBsb) 317
I think you are talking about port operations.
It sounded to me like Trump was talking about TAKING BACK THE CANAL. ie, US territory again. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (u84Lb) I didn't watch the speech, but knowing Trump, he was talking about Blackrock's investment (which happened because Trump was pressuring China to divest. So basically Trump got Blackrock a sweet deal on some canal money). I don't think we're going to send in the US Marines to actually seize the canal from the Panamanian government. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (uCjyK) 318
209, truth, Elric, there are lots like that
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (RP0h0) 319
Most women want a manly guy that has a high status job, fine, but then as the argument goes what do YOU bring to the table.
The point is that then YOU are the one filtering potential mates. Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (xCA6C) 320
But that's verboten because they have to be raised to be "independent", and here we are.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:06 PM (OgBsb) Then again as you know they're not being raised to be "independent" at all (being able to cook for example makes you independent). They only learn that dependence on the Left is all the independence they need . Posted by: ... at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (bvit7) 321
This is true. You will score points with your date showing her you can cook (general point showing competence in a range of skills is something women appreciate).
Posted by: 18-1 ==== Being a fun uncle to toddler nieces and nephew also helps. "You watch your sister's kids? And you know how to change diapers already?" Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (k/U8Z) 322
Do any sew women make sexy lingerie or do they stick to
the frumpy Amish like styles?/i] Now I have a mental image of a woman growing her own silk works to hand sew a lacy nighty Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (t0Rmr) 323
Learn to code, or pick lettuce. DGAF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (4p0Xq) 324
In high school I never wanted to take typing. I should have; it would have helped enormously with writing and doing term papers in college. But in those days that was for girls, for "secretaries," not guys. (Though I knew a couple of guys, football players, who did take the classes, and nobody said a word.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (J2vNu) 325
266 >Didn't we use to have "home ec" and "shop" classes in high schools?
------ Home economics, shop, business (typing, ledgers, finances) and periodically auto shop, animal husbandry, forestry/gardening. All that... at public schools outside the capitol city circa 1960's and 70's. Which, by the way, was more geared towards getting kids into a routine, a routine they'd need to live with in the "real world" of working adults. The subjects taught were almost secondary. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 12:59 PM (Q4IgG) -- - -- We should go back to that. Turn our high schools into community tech colleges. Offer some skillsets that younger people, who don't want to go to college, can learn: Mechanics, Welding, Carpentry, Restaurant/Culinary, IT Tech, Nursing-Assistant, Child Care, Cosmology - just to get started. There are many skills that can be taught at the high school level for a lot of people to be able to learn. It seems in a lot of places all these kids learn now is how to be left-wing activists with a Chromebook in one hand. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (6ydKt) 326
Men being able to cook is now almost certainly viewed similarly to a woman having a job or paying her bills.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (OgBsb) 327
My only complaint about the speech was his talk about replacing the illegals with *legal* immigrants.
NO. Replace them with security and prosperity for the citizens of the country. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (u84Lb) 328
I've noticed many times that to the leftwing mind many actual fundamental rules of the universe - supply and demand curves being a very important one - are bad think
The problem from their perspective isn't that when demand goes up so does cost do to the nature of scarcity, the problem is that by you saying or even just THINKING that it happens. If you weren't allowed to think that the universe would change and supply/demand issues would go away ----------- Nominalism is a hell of a drug. Blame William of Ockham. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2025 01:10 PM (B9Prs) 329
I can cook but my mother, grandmother and wife’s cooking is so much better.
I’ll make set piece or holiday meals but the women in my life have done the bulk of the cooking. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2025 01:10 PM (um7CG) 330
funny that Turner and Jackson just tried to switch government grifter positions and now they are both gone. Jackson was the reason I voted for my first Democrat in my life when she ran for mayor. I voted for her Dem opponent.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:10 PM (VofaG) 331
They are literally the party of the stupid.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (azSra) Harry Paratestes Razor: Never ascribe to stupidity which could more easily be explained as corruption. They know what they're doing. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:10 PM (uCjyK) 332
>>> 315 Scarymary, I had an introductory civics class setup to go when the covid hit. This was outside of the school system
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 01:08 PM (mB6WH) Don't know if you still have the time or interest, but you could maybe get online or video help from some Morons ![]() Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 01:10 PM (Vqx30) 333
" Hey fd, do you know these people???
https://fds903.com/ Posted by: Helena Handbasket " Heh, no, but it's on the way to Corsicana from here. I go right thru Tyler. Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (vFG9F) 334
No one said "only women should cook."
When I was in home ec (circa 1990) both boys and girls had to take it and there was no difference in the curriculum between the two. (It also covered some personal finance, like balancing a checkbook). Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG) 335
Ten bucks says that when we finally get the unredacted Epstein files from SDNY, John Roberts' name is in there.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 05, 2025 01:07 PM (FtmDD) You're on. By the time that happens, the sun will have turned red giant and swallowed the Earth and all the dollars with it, so I'll never have to make good if I lose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (BI5O2) 336
Fabrics by the yard are still available at Hobby Lobby and most Walmart retail stores ... Online purchases are also available from Wazoodle -- whose fabrics are all made in the USA -- and can be picked up at their warehouse to save on shipping fees (if you live in the area).
Posted by: Kathy at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (qpw89) 337
What WAS pointed out is that women should learn to cook. It is tied to learning to be wives.
But that's verboten because they have to be raised to be "independent", and here we are. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:06 PM (OgBsb) Joke's on them, because a person is much more independent if they can cook for themselves. Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (Sf2cq) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (wDiNp) 339
So tax them like Europe taxes things.
Start at 38.5% and then keep climbing until Mexico sees a quarter of their GDP (and their own tax revenue) vanish. That's how you deal with Mexico, and on down the continent. I'd expect BitCoin to skyrocket as a result. Posted by: SoeakingOf Then flip the switch and turn the electricity off. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (3oPA9) 340
I've noticed many times that to the leftwing mind many actual fundamental rules of the universe - supply and demand curves being a very important one - are bad think
I truly think they have an actual mental defect where they are unable to determine cause and effect on any issue. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (VofaG) 341
"A national survey of secondary family and consumer sciences (FCS) programs from 2010–2012 academic years indicates that 3,427,601 students were enrolled in FCS classes and were taught by 27,894 FCS teachers.These numbers show a decline in enrollment and teachers over the past 10 years (Werhan & Way, 2006). However, FCS secondary programs continue to be offered in all 50 states plus the District of Columbia.The shortage of highly qualified FCS secondary teachers is reported to be a concern in 50% of states reporting."
https://tinyurl.com/kp46nzt2 Programs were killed, teachers disappeared so there were no longer ways to continue the programs. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (OgBsb) 342
Helena Handbasket, I just rent the meeting room at the local library and bluebell turned me onto all sorts of homeschooling material.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (mB6WH) 343
I did have a "home management skills" class in my senior year of HS. We learned the difference between whole life and term life insurance, what an easement was, and other things that were totally alien and irrelevant to me at the time. "Balancing a checkbook" would have been useful, except I had no checkbook then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (J2vNu) 344
Joke's on them, because a person is much more independent if they can cook for themselves.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! - Nu-uh, dummy. True independence is paying Uber $23 to deliver a $7 Wendy's order. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:13 PM (OgBsb) 345
Joke's on them, because a person is much more independent if they can cook for themselves.
This is a paradox of our time - "independent" boss bitch women usually are much less able of taking care of themselves then there less career oriented peers. Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:13 PM (t0Rmr) 346
"Family Living" was a sneered-at class I was also forced to take in high school but use the lessons every day. Basically a "Here's-what-common-sense-is-dumb-ass" guide to overcoming simple everyday fuckups. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 01:13 PM (j4U/Z) 347
When you live alone like I do, and have for years, you get really good really quick at Home Ec shit like cooking, cleaning, repair and maintenance, and otherwise maintaining a home.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 01:13 PM (iFTx/) 348
My only complaint about the speech was his talk about replacing the illegals with *legal* immigrants.
NO. Replace them with security and prosperity for the citizens of the country. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:09 PM (u84Lb) I really don't trust Trump on immigration, especially when it comes to legal immigration. It needs to be shut the fuck down right now. And everyone who has come here in the last 20 years and is still here (even if they have citizenship) needs their entire paper trail audited. The amount of outright fraud in the immigration system is astounding. And to paraphrase Trump on this -- they are not sending their best. We absolutely do not need to continue to bring in millions of Indians and Chinese people in to this country every year and give them six figure salaries in corporate America. It's fucked on multiple levels, including for the American citizens who are now competing with everyone in the entire world for a job, and especially for white American citizens who are disfavored for those jobs due to DEI quotas. That is an incredibly fucked up system. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (uCjyK) 349
339 Then flip the switch and turn the electricity off.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (3oPA9) -- -- Don't go too far, I still want to be able to read AOSHQ every now and then. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (6ydKt) 350
Ben Had, that sounds like a wonderful thing. The kids today just don't learn these things, unless they are homeschooled or have parents who intentionally teach them.
Posted by: Scarymary at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (i/l90) 351
The Supreme Court ruled that a lower federal court decision against Trump and DOGE should stand 7-2. In this case, I actually agree.
The case was this: contractors who had finished their work were going to get paid by USAID, and Trump had frozen all payouts from USAID. OK it probably was a lousy project, but the work was done and the people who did the work should get paid. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (2VST1) 352
Shop might still be a thing, but Home Ec was killed decades ago. Which is a shame, because everyone -- girls and boys -- should learn basic home skills like cooking, basic household finance, etc. I was never taught these things in school. I learned from my mom and g-mom.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/) They still have home ec classes around here. I had them in middle school and high school. Which.. having groups of middle school boys cook was pretty insane. Between the cluelessness, desire to demonstrate you weren’t a fag by not following directions, and boys adding pubes and dirt to dishes, I don’t think there was a single thing I’d eat. I’m good at cooking, though. I grew up cooking for my family. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (l3YAf) 353
>>> 342 Helena Handbasket, I just rent the meeting room at the local library and bluebell turned me onto all sorts of homeschooling material.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (mB6WH) Nice! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (Vqx30) 354
195 Avocados have been $1.99 each for a while. Avocados from Mexico are the best. Because they are loaded with good cholesterol and I refuse to take statins, I will probably pay whatever it takes.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 05, 2025 12:49 PM (t/2Uw) I've never bought the use of statins or good or bad cholesterol, after all 30 percent or so of our brain is composed of cholesterol. If it's good enough for our brains, it's good enough for me and look at the diet/lifestyle of the French: cream, cheese, eggs, meats, wine, smoking: they should all be dead before we are, but yet they live longer... Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (TGPs7) 355
Imagine how many restaurants and pre-packaged foods companies would go broke if people knew how to prepare a meal.
It's good for the economy, h8rs!!!! Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (OgBsb) 356
I truly think they have an actual mental defect where they are unable to determine cause and effect on any issue.
The diagnosis I've seen, which I think is probably more accurate, is that the left understands direct cause and effect, but they can't understand second or third-order effects. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (2ocoG) 357
Joke's on them, because a person is much more independent if they can cook for themselves.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 05, 2025 01:11 PM (Sf2cq) Nah, being independent means having a string of meaningless and transactional relationships and working outside the house all day, and having abortions when those two thing conflict with one another. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (B9Prs) 358
Basically a "Here's-what-common-sense-is-dumb-ass" guide to overcoming simple everyday fuckups.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 01:13 PM (j4U/Z) Like making a SuperCleaner out of ammonia and bleach! Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (KtIIi) 359
What is striking about Democrats is they see a problem, either real or manufactured in their fevered sick minds, and apply stupidity. Stupidity doesn't work. Solution: more and stupider stupidity. And then if that don't work, more stupidity, more money. And when that don't work, racism.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (pohLc) 360
Fabrics by the yard are still available at Hobby Lobby and most Walmart retail stores ... Online purchases are also available from Wazoodle -- whose fabrics are all made in the USA -- and can be picked up at their warehouse to save on shipping fees (if you live in the area).
Posted by: Kathy As with the first rule of business: Location, location, location. Not every Wal Mart is the same. Some WMs are woefully under stocked when it comes to fabric choices. And buying online, literally sight unseen, sucks on more than just fabrics. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (3oPA9) 361
The case was this: contractors who had finished their work were going to get paid by USAID, and Trump had frozen all payouts from USAID. OK it probably was a lousy project, but the work was done and the people who did the work should get paid.
Right. As a fundamental matter of contract law, if you completed the work you should get paid, even if the work is stupid. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (2ocoG) 362
331 They are literally the party of the stupid.
Presenting Al Green and Alissa Slotkin as the faces of your party would tend to confirm that statement. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (j4U/Z) 363
Speaking of, one of my absolute favorite cookbooks is a home-ec cookbook that collected the top recipes from teachers from around the nation back in the late 70s to early 80s or so. It's fantastic.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (OgBsb) 364
Soccer was invented by European ladies to give them something to do while their husbands did the cooking. --Hank Hill
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (VofaG) 365
Helena Handbasket, I just rent the meeting room at the local library and bluebell turned me onto all sorts of homeschooling material.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (mB6WH) Cool! I think homeschooling and private school are great options for parents to have. Posted by: pookysgirl,daughter of a Christian school teacher at March 05, 2025 01:16 PM (Wt5PA) 366
>> OK it probably was a lousy project, but the work was done and the people who did the work should get paid.
Disagree. Why should we be on the hook for Biden Admin handouts to far-left groups? There’s a new administration in town. The previous administration is kaput. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:16 PM (l3YAf) 367
In junior high, home economics was were you'd hook up with the easy chicks. They really dig "playing house."
IYKWIM Or so I've heard.... ![]() Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (Q4IgG) 368
I truly think they have an actual mental defect where they are unable to determine cause and effect on any issue.
The diagnosis I've seen, which I think is probably more accurate, is that the left understands direct cause and effect, but they can't understand second or third-order effects. Posted by: Ian S They can't even see direct cause and effect if it doesn't track with their presupposed reality. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (3oPA9) 369
The Supreme Court ruled that a lower federal court decision against Trump and DOGE should stand 7-2. In this case, I actually agree.
The case was this: contractors who had finished their work were going to get paid by USAID, and Trump had frozen all payouts from USAID. OK it probably was a lousy project, but the work was done and the people who did the work should get paid. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (2VST1) _______ Don't go there, bro. Walk slowly back, arms waving, like you're avoiding a big predator. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/) 370
At ChiTrib: "Chicago landlord ordered to pay $80,000 for threatening to call ICE on tenant, a first under 2019 state law"
IL landlords are also prohibited from doing criminal background checks on prospective tenants. (Murderers are of course free to run checks on landlords.) This state is too stupid to exist. Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (IaVIh) 371
>>> 355 Imagine how many restaurants and pre-packaged foods companies would go broke if people knew how to prepare a meal.
It's good for the economy, h8rs!!!! Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (OgBsb) I'm somewhat disappointed that the commies haven't been screaming about OrangeManBad threatening to put all the tax prep companies out of business. Then again, they decided to whine about the poor IRS agents, LOL. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (Vqx30) 372
Disagree. Why should we be on the hook for Biden Admin handouts to far-left groups? There’s a new administration in town. The previous administration is kaput.
I don't think "all contracts become Calvinball when the administration changes" is a precedent we want set. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (2ocoG) 373
His prediction was off by a decade, but it was basically accurate. Breitbart couldn't have known that Trump wouldn't turn off USAID until his second term. Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2025 12:28 PM (3l0s/) This. Even the most rabid among us didn't realize just how much of the Vast Commie Cocksucker Conspiracy was funded by the US Govt, and ultimately by the taxpayer. Really brings home the Lenin quip about the bourgeois capitalists selling the rope to hang them with. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 01:18 PM (y9nCu) 374
What is striking about Democrats is they see a problem, either real or manufactured in their fevered sick minds, and apply stupidity. Stupidity doesn't work. Solution: more and stupider stupidity. And then if that don't work, more stupidity, more money. And when that don't work, racism.
You can see this in real time with most issues of the day. Take...education spending. Point out that has education spending has gone up learning has gone down and ask them what their solution is. Answer? SPEND MORE MONEY Point out this has been tried, repeatedly, and always failed. Ask them what their solution is again. SPEND MORE MONEY You cannot get them to say "try spending less for 10 years and see what happens". Why? Because as they'll tell you that is racist Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2025 01:18 PM (t0Rmr) 375
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! - Also that comment was said entirely in jest and was in no way a personal attack Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women can't increase reproductive value with resources and experiences at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (OgBsb) 376
I don't think "all contracts become Calvinball when the administration changes" is a precedent we want set.
exactly yes not hair on fire about this one around here Posted by: Black Orchid at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (Pv3Rg) 377
Avocados have been $1.99 each for a while.
Not around here, they were like 6 bucks a pound for a little while. Inflation is still a serious problem, even if the rate is diminishing. Thankfully the economic machine is firing up and regulations are being removed but its gonna take a little while. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (2VST1) 378
358 Like making a SuperCleaner out of ammonia and bleach!
Posted by: Warai-otoko Add some Apple Cider vinegar, call it all natural and we could market that bitch for millions! Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (j4U/Z) 379
The diagnosis I've seen, which I think is probably more accurate, is that the left understands direct cause and effect, but they can't understand second or third-order effects.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (2ocoG) Well, that's one of the indicators of having a low IQ. And of course there are plenty of low IQ democrat voters. But most of them are not low IQ. They are brain washed by constant propaganda. Outside of politics, they can and do regularly do second and third order thinking. But the people making the decisions and pushing the propaganda of course know how supply and demand works. But they'll lie through their teeth and push whatever propaganda necessary (no matter how stupid) to achieve their goals. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (uCjyK) 380
How 'bout including Queen Latifah's "The Equalizer?"
Not ashamed to admit she could kick my ass. That woman looks like she knows all about the boss end of a strap-on. Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 12:54 PM (j4U/Z) -------------- Heh. Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (8u87b) 381
I've never bought the use of statins or good or bad cholesterol, after all 30 percent or so of our brain is composed of cholesterol.
If it's good enough for our brains, it's good enough for me and look at the diet/lifestyle of the French: cream, cheese, eggs, meats, wine, smoking: they should all be dead before we are, but yet they live longer... Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2025 01:14 PM (TGPs7) Dietary cholesterol has very little impact on serum cholesterol. High serum cholesterol can be bad, but avoiding cholesterol in food won’t materially lower it. Losing weight is the best thing you can do. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (l3YAf) 382
376 exactly
yes not hair on fire about this one around here Posted by: Black Orchid at March 05, 2025 01:19 PM (Pv3Rg) ====== False. Light your hair. Do it now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO) 383
In junior high, home economics was were you'd hook up with the easy chicks. They really dig "playing house."
IYKWIM Or so I've heard.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 *** Not in my experience. Sadly. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (J2vNu) 384
Sure pay for “work” done. But audit every organization that receives money.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (ZHVrD) 385
Quick, somebody call them a medovic, er I mean a medic.
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (EzIYg) 386
Went to WebMD to look up a symptom and found this: "People AFAB are more likely to...". What is this condition AFAB? Haven't heard it before. It's Assigned Female at Birth. That's what they're calling women! Men are "AMAB". I thought things were supposed to be getting saner.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (eb5mD) 387
Massie demands congress pass legislation to permanently cut all funding to USAID. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2025 12:53 PM (/U5Yz) They certainly should, but given that Congress, other than guys like Massie are a bunch of gutless puds who are in bed with the Deep State, rather than being willing to shut it down. Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 01:20 PM (dGCAG) 388
People need to understand that the biggest reason for Western nations allowing in so many immigrants, legal and illegal, isn't that the left needs more votes in these countries.
The new constituency is important to the left, sure. But the real reason is that every nation in the West has a low birth-rate and if that continues their won't be enough workers to pay for the retired pensioners. The numbers are not going to add up unless they start bringing in more people to pay taxes. This is what happens when you have a "pay-as-you-go" retirement and benefits system and you start running out of the people who pay. It's even worse in Europe, and they are having to pay for healthcare for the entire population, as well. So, the U.S. has to bring in more people, or start having a lot more babies. Trump is trying to get to a system of bringing in more skilled people and less of this wide open nightmare the Dems had going. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:21 PM (6ydKt) 389
AHAB - assigned harpoon at birth.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at March 05, 2025 01:21 PM (IaVIh) 390
The shortage of highly qualified FCS secondary teachers is reported to be a concern in 50% of states reporting.
I think I found the problem. Highly qualified? Can you boil water and brown ground beef? You can make spaghetti. You can teach how to make spaghetti. Doesn't require a master's degree. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (3oPA9) 391
I don't think "all contracts become Calvinball when the administration changes" is a precedent we want set.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (2ocoG) You’re certainly welcome to contribute your own money to pay off the Democrats’ debts, if sustaining Muh Norms is that valuable to you. You’re not welcome to taking my money, though. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (l3YAf) 392
nood
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (IaVIh) 393
I don't think USAID contracts directly with any vendor. They issue money in the form of grants to organizations that contract with vendors. That's my understanding but I could be completely wrong.
its the organizations that are suing because they owe the money but say they don't have it to pay because the grants have been frozen. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (VofaG) 394
In junior high, home economics was were you'd hook up with the easy chicks. They really dig "playing house."
IYKWIM Or so I've heard.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2025 *** Not in my experience. Sadly. ---------- The real action was in the school choir and school drama club. Girls outnumbered guys at least 3-1. Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (azSra) 395
Right. As a fundamental matter of contract law, if you completed the work you should get paid, even if the work is stupid. Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2025 01:15 PM (2ocoG) I wish you'd tell some of my customers that. Getting them to pay for work performed is often like pulling teeth from a dieting crocodile. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2025 01:22 PM (y9nCu) 396
The idea was to freeze payments to make sure what was being billed was actually for work done and not outright fraud. Remember Treasury was paying every invoice put in front of them without checking them at all. That I was the intent. Then going forward they could use contract clause to cancel contracts which the court found was legal.
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_______ Don't go there, bro. Walk slowly back, arms waving, like you're avoiding a big predator. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/) "Contractors" working for USAID are CIA fronts, but sure, pay them... if they already did the "work." Even though the "work" they do is bullshit. Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2025 01:23 PM (dGCAG) 398
Nood.
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300,000 kids, the brown ones that were misplaced by the last administration. Are they still misplaced?
Maybe write a form letter to all the cartels. Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 05, 2025 01:24 PM (YQOnX) 400
People need to understand that the biggest reason for Western nations allowing in so many immigrants, legal and illegal, isn't that the left needs more votes in these countries.
The new constituency is important to the left, sure. But the real reason is that every nation in the West has a low birth-rate and if that continues their won't be enough workers to pay for the retired pensioners. Paid under-the-table illegals aren't paying into SS anyway. Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 01:24 PM (3oPA9) 401
> Mexico has shut down their border with the US because of the tariffs.
..... How am I going to get to the Donkey Bar? Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 01:24 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2025 01:25 PM (Hkcdp) 403
I truly think they have an actual mental defect where they are unable to determine cause and effect on any issue.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:12 PM (VofaG) I have observed this as well. Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (Sf2cq) 404
The meme about climate change where the guy and the thought bubble about a large hot orb and climate change.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (VofaG) 405
It's fucked on multiple levels, including for the American citizens who are now competing with everyone in the entire world for a job, and especially for white American citizens who are disfavored for those jobs due to DEI quotas.
That is an incredibly fucked up system. Posted by: Harry Paratestes ------------- I saw on X recently a post about how an immigrant can get hundreds of thousands in Gov. backed business loans not available to citizens. More if a minority, woman, etc. My parent's business was severely harmed when the gov. gave grants and loans to an immigrant competitor. This is not uncommon -- the system is rigged against white male citizens in so many ways, and Trump want more immigrants. That too is where I don't trust him or Musk at all. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (u84Lb) 406
>> This is what happens when you have a "pay-as-you-go" retirement and benefits system and you start running out of the people who pay.
It doesn’t work, though, because those immigrants don’t turn into highly-productive citizens once they touch the Magic Dirt. >> Trump is trying to get to a system of bringing in more skilled people and less of this wide open nightmare the Dems had going. End the welfare state. Importing third-worlders who are hostile to our culture is a losing strategy, I’ve worked with plenty of “skilled” immigrants. Most aren’t impressive in the slightest, and nearly all are brainwashed by progressive ideology. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (l3YAf) 407
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2025 01:21 PM (6ydKt)
Yes, we're aware. And Lindsey Graham said this exact thing on the debate stage when he running for President. We are discovering in real time what Charles Ponzi's investors also discovered -- at some point there are not enough people on the planet to keep buying in to your scheme with new money, and the whole thing collapses. So bringing in millions of people who may or may not be a net benefit to tax base on the assumption that they will gladly pay for the racist white horrible former americans social security payments seems a little suspect. But sure, imagine they will. But this system requires an ever-growing number of new Americans paying in to the system as prior new Americans retire, until the entire population of the planet earth is living in America and paying in to social security. But then what happens when those people go to retire? And by that point, we have destroyed the culture, likely the economy, and everyone with money has moved to new zealand. And how many generations away is that? 3? 4? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (uCjyK) 408
I’ve worked with plenty of “skilled” immigrants. Most aren’t impressive in the slightest, and nearly all are brainwashed by progressive ideology. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 05, 2025 01:26 PM (l3YAf) Right, and the flip side is -- those immigrants are displacing American workers. In huge numbers. According to the Fed, nearly all new jobs since COVID have gone to immigrants. So what do those American workers do? Eventually unemployment runs out. Blue collar jobs are largely filled by illegals. Starbucks only pays so much. Do they go on social security disability? Or end up living paycheck to paycheck their entire lives until they die from deaths of despair? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2025 01:29 PM (uCjyK) 409
But the real reason is that every nation in the West has a low birth-rate and if that continues their won't be enough workers to pay for the retired pensioners.
Paid under-the-table illegals aren't paying into SS anyway. Posted by: rickb223 -------- The *real* reason is that governments work for government employees and government employees see immigrants a client. Lots of jobs and money and NGO cash justified by importing the third world. Also, - more business for walmart and amazon - "GDP" goes up (even though it is imaginary.) - Higher "GDP" justifies more money printing. - wages go down - increases status of the connected class It is well established that immigrants are a drain on a country's finances. They can not help pay off SS obligations if they are not adding more tax revenue than they use up in benefits. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2025 01:31 PM (u84Lb) 410
> His prediction was off by a decade, but it was basically accurate.
No it wasn't. They went out and got federal funding. Posted by: no at March 05, 2025 01:31 PM (uK5Gm) 411
308 That sign escapade by Democrats last night was as childish as you can get from adults
I'll give them this--they know their constituents. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2025 01:31 PM (WPL6O) 412
These guys don't get the same ratings as top-notch podcasters. Podcaster who, by the way, record their segments using a budget in the hundreds of $.
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 05, 2025 01:39 PM (nLFEI) 413
Disney-Owned ABC "News" Lays Off 200, Axes Its Fake "538" Poll-Rigging Site
___________________ Damn that Musk! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 01:46 PM (YqDXo) 414
538 was founded by liberal Nate Silver. It was purchased by ABC "News" who then got rid of Nate Silver and replaced that liberally-biased analyst with gonzo partisans who didn't even try to analyze polls accurately. They were straight-up goons who manipulated polls to tell their progressive cultist audience pleasing lies.
_________________ So they skinned it and then wore the skin? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2025 01:48 PM (YqDXo) 415
I'd bet only 20% or so of under-40 women can cook. Probably 20% or less of THAT 20% has any idea or interest in learning to sew.
Someone should start a school that teaches women how to cook and sew, and men how to change tires and do basic plumbing. It'll make MILLIONS! Posted by: Archimedes COOK?? Why? I have a great microwave and frozen dinners. Grubhub for the win!! Posted by: The Modern Woman at March 05, 2025 01:54 PM (dgRL6) 416
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