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Not an Op: 22 Democrat Senators Blitz X With 22 Near-Identical Messages
Now It's 23

Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

These 23 Senators all posted the same word for word script.

- Alsobrooks
- Baldwin
- Blumenthal
- Booker
- Cantwell
- Coons
- Duckworth
- Durbin
- Gillibrand
- Hirono
- Kaine
- Kelly
- Kim
- Lujan
- Markey
- Merkley
- Padilla
- Peters
- Schatz
- Schumer
- Van Hollen
- Warner
- Warren
- Whitehouse

Who's directing them to post this and who wrote the script?


Note that Sassy Chuck Schumer is authentically and passionately showing his Passion and Authenticity by cursing in public communications now:

All of them have organically and authentically decided that cursing is now Authentic:

Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

Ready for the SOTU?

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM




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1 tresy

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2025 12:06 PM (xhfG9)

2 Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

=======

Have you tried cocaine?

I hear it has a real pick me up to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:06 PM (GBKbO)

3 close to first!

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at March 04, 2025 12:06 PM (Q3vIW)

4 Wow that is bad typing.

I meant SPONGE

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2025 12:06 PM (xhfG9)

5 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

6 SOTU?

Well, SOT you, m'fer!

Posted by: NYC denizen at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (w9Wax)

7 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

Schumer, OTOH, is just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

8 "Shit that ain't true" is right up there with "I'm gonna get me a beer."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (tT6L1)

9 Wow, losers in lockstep

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (L9NLB)

10 Ace, try Brawndo... it has electrolytes.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (tki7h)

11 Well, at least their unified... for a change, eh?

Posted by: MkY at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (cPGH3)

12 Schemer is like that dog turd stuck in the grooves of your running shoes, that you have to find a twig to pry it all out.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (w9Wax)

13 It's like they forget that the internet exists sometimes.

This kind of coordinated messaging doesn't work anymore.

As ace says, it looks creepy.

Also, I thought there was no inflation under Biden, and egg prices were normal, and we're all a bunch of retards?

Now inflation was bad, but it's now getting worse due to 40 days of Trump? Odd.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (uCjyK)

14 Ready for the SOTU?

It's not a SOTU. It's an address before a joint session of Congress that takes place at the same time a SOTU would take place and covers the same topics but because Trump just got elected... fuck it, it's a SOTU.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (ExV1e)

15 I'm not watching as fast as I can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (dg+HA)

16 Those pathetic videos were eggactly alike...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (VE6XX)

17 President Donald Trump celebrated the Treasury Department’s recent announcement that it is suspending enforcement of the Corporate Transparency Act against U.S. citizens and domestic reporting companies. "Exciting news! The Treasury Department has announced that they are suspending all enforcement of the outrageous and invasive Beneficial Ownership Information (BOI) reporting requirement for U.S. Citizens," Trump wrote on Truth Social.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

18 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (fwDg9)

19 7 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

Schumer, OTOH, is just a d***.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

***

Schumer.
Poopy Head or Scum-Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp?
Discuss.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (W/lyH)

20 I love it when losers keep losering. It's like they're trying to lose. Shame is part of the kink?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

21 With Leftists it's all whisper down the lane.
At least they all stay on message

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (fwDg9)

22 There's a new clip out from Temu Obama saying that the American people are with the Dems...the only problem is that he's in front of the Capital, completely alone. Whatta maroon!

https://is.gd/Pu45iP

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

23 Glad you're feeling better ace.

Good thing the Ebola hasn't killed us all already.

Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (/iMjX)

24 The whole idea was to get it played over and over on X because that was the only way to get their propaganda out there.

Oh, and Hi Ace.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)

25 The most pathetic part is that the attack is so lame. No one thought Trump could snap his fingers and change prices on anything overnight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (34LIQ)

26 Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?
______________________________________________

Wait ... you make the mistake of thinking they give a shit ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (ayRl+)

27 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)


There are times to be a dignified leader. When you get elected after the secret police rummage around in your wife's panty drawer isn't that time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

28 How are you?

Old, smelly and in pain.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (eGw1s)

29 ... and that Senator from Delaware has a name that always goes to moderation

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (RHGPo)

30
Grey Meat Griller Chuck Gives The
Ukrainian Skater Boi Handies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (xG4kz)

31 I’m not even sure I’ll watch Trump’s speech tonight. I’m delighted with what he’s doing; don’t need to watch a speech where there’s a possibility of Dem ass-hattery

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (WnEm5)

32 >>>It's not a SOTU. It's an address before a joint session of Congress that takes place at the same time a SOTU would take place and covers the same topics but because Trump just got elected... fuck it, it's a SOTU.

thanks, i didn't really know if it was a SOTU or a sorta SOTU.

It's a Sorta SOTU.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

33 NPCs gotta NPC, right?

Posted by: Just Lily at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (GmJy0)

34 Dems looked at their 21% congressional approval and said hold my beer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (u73oe)

35 27 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

There are times to be a dignified leader. When you get elected after the secret police rummage around in your wife's panty drawer isn't that time.
Posted by: I used to have

And trying to blow your brains out a couple of times... that too.

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (tki7h)

36 Got my pump on this morning.

And Junior, being home from school because of a teacher work day and being barred from television for the moment, decided to get his pump on after I was done.

Plus I got my breakfast of hard boiled eggs.

I'm feelin' pretty good.

Pretty...pretty...pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

37 Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?
______________________________________________

Wait ... you make the mistake of thinking they give a shit ...
Posted by: Dr_No at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (ayRl+)

... or that they aren't creepy AF!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (VNX3d)

38 Those pathetic videos were eggactly alike...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:09 PM (VE6XX)
***

It's what Hollywood directors do between project.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (W/lyH)

39 The Dems are fighting for us, the common, everyday yokel.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (Wzq2W)

40 Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

Ready for the SOTU?


Try sloshing out your sinuses with something like Xlear instead, and take an aspirin.

I don't know what to do about your head cold though.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (D7oie)

41 Fetterman didn't post it so he's totally independent and an ally. Just ignore he's vote against women yesterday. Totally on our side.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (MGB5H)

42 Trump promised to lower prices on day one, but costs have only gone up.

An utter lie easily proven when I go to the gas station.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (lXoJ5)

43 LOL!
not just gold, this is comedy platinum-iridium alloy with a side of gadolinium!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (RP0h0)

44 This is what not having any leverage looks like.

Posted by: BladeRunner at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (dY3Ox)

45 Zelensky has caved and wants to work for peace with Trump's leadership. Somebody in Ukraine has told him to sit down, STFU a behave.

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (GUOwU)

46 34 Dems looked at their 21% congressional approval and said hold my beer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (u73oe)

======

Congress always has shit approval ratings.

These messages are for the politically connected and won't go anywhere beyond that. They're designed to appeal to donors of one stripe or another.

The mocking will probably have more legs, but even then, probably not that far.

My cynicism? It's up here *reaches very high*.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

47 It's a Sorta SOTU.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (KRtlO)


Yeah, I've seen 2-3 articles written about how it totally isn't a SOTU and I'm just like... fuck off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

48 >>Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

What you need is real natural sleep and water, lots of water.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (XV/Pl)

49 To be fair, Hirono can barely dress herself. Can't be expected to actually write original messaging.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (PzXaK)

50 Proof, if proof were needed, that Democrats cannot think for themeselves. Or think at all, apparently.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (8zz6B)

51 Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

Ready for the SOTU?

Try sloshing out your sinuses with something like Xlear instead, and take an aspirin.

I don't know what to do about your head cold though.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:13 PM (D7oie)

There have been times I considered using a vacuum cleaner to see if the sinuses would clear.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (VNX3d)

52 41 Fetterman didn't post it so he's totally independent and an ally. Just ignore he's vote against women yesterday. Totally on our side.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (MGB5H)

======

He voted to confirm Rubio!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

53 Michael Malice calls it "One Mind, Many Bodies"

Someone else claimed "Hydra is real"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (D7oie)

54 This, on the heels of every dem senator voting against keeping men out of women’s sports. Whoever is advising these cretins has to be working for Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (u73oe)

55 45 Zelensky has caved and wants to work for peace with Trump's leadership. Somebody in Ukraine has told him to sit down, STFU a behave.
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (GUOwU)

Trump cut off the weapons delivery..... If I was Trump I'd make him wait....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

56 Schemer is like that dog turd stuck in the grooves of your running shoes, that you have to find a twig to pry it all out.

That is why we Hawaiians take shoes off before entering home....So we don't get Schumer on carpet.

Posted by: Mazie Hirono at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (W2EWw)

57 Well, we're doomed. We can't fight political geniuses like that.

Also: Thank you Ace, for the surfing clip in last night's cafe. It was great.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (1bNHn)

58 Not an Op: 22 Democrat Senators Blitz X With 22 Near-Identical Messages
Now It's 23
Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?

And it's even gayer than CBD's art selection.

Posted by: It's the event horizon of ghey at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (5TbUi)

59 What you need is real natural sleep and water, lots of water.

A water bed?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

60 The government is set to run out of money at the end of Friday, March 14.
-----------

Uh huh. What year? 1982?

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (XIWh+)

61 The identical wording as if from a single script has been going on for a long time. Rush used to highlight it regularly.

Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (i0F8b)

62 Of course these are the reason why the prices are up. They have been spending money with Dementia Joe like a drunken sailor with a bad case of syphilis.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (RHGPo)

63 61 The identical wording as if from a single script has been going on for a long time. Rush used to highlight it regularly.
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (i0F8b)

======

Gravitas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

64 Why is mfm calling it a "joint address" and not "sotu"?

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (Yj6Os)

65 Fetterman didn't post it so he's totally independent and an ally. Just ignore he's vote against women yesterday. Totally on our side.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (MGB5H)


Or his votes against every single close nominee. Totes coincidence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

66 Did Schumer do the video while fake BBQing?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (kNYbb)

67 >>>Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?

I mean, I guess they don't.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (CQE5S)

68 That video reminds me of the old shtick about a million monkeys on a million typewriters banging out the works of Shakespeare. That only works if the million monkeys each type something different...

...unlike Democrats.

Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (/iMjX)

69 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

To me, that sounds an awful lot like the sort of class-based "where is your Gray Poupon?" argument that leads to asking if you can borrow Jonah Goldberg's wife's bull.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

70 Afternoon ace. Kind of disappointed that no one at least dressed up. Corey Booker should have been Spartacus, Schumer undercooking burgers at a grill, Warren being a housewife drinking a beer etc. No theatrics.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (EG7Bp)

71 Schumer.
Poopy Head or Scum-Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp?
Discuss.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2025 12:10 PM (W/lyH)

Deranged c***?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (8zz6B)

72 I wish Trump were as presidential as LBJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

73 And in the computer screens arms race, I now have 6.

Actually, it's a 8 total of you count the wall display and 10 inch side monitor for plex.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (XV/Pl)

74 So Trump was supposed to undo 4 years of Biden in 4 weeks?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (kNYbb)

75 It's a Sorta SOTU.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (KRtlO)


Right. SORTU

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (D7oie)

76 64 Why is mfm calling it a "joint address" and not "sotu"?
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (Yj6Os)

--------------

Everybody is smoking a doobie.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (Wzq2W)

77 Democrats are morally and intellectually bankrupt. This proves that.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (QUkJd)

78 Trump cutting government waste automatically means a tax cut for billionaires, somehow.

Perpetual funding in support of Ukranians dying is really the only thing that makes sense for America.

I think the Dems got us on this one, folks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (KbCG3)

79 >5 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

Fucking aye.

Posted by: LBJ at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (NgqoH)

80 Fake and Ghey. On brand at least.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (OWIVJ)

81 Cursing makes us look bad, mother fuckers.

Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (4bYb7)

82 Yeah, remember the whole Covid script they'd post when they'd test positive? Always the same points in the same language.

I'm safe, thankful I got the jab, it could've been a lot worse, blah blah blah.

Same playbook.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (PzXaK)

83 "Why is mfm calling it a "joint address" and not "sotu"?

Posted by: BignJames"

A presidents first SOTU is one year after he takes office.

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (GUOwU)

84 Ace is very sickly, and I am worried about his quality of life. I think it's time we had a serious discussion about humanely euthanizing him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (5GshG)

85 And they say we're a cult.

*Hard eyeroll

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (OX9vb)

86 Did Carville write that script for them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (63Dwl)

87 Now if Anna Paulina Luna was gonna be naked at the speech tonight I’d definitely watch (and record). And while Nancy Mace is not my cup of tea she does have a superior rack to AOC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (WnEm5)

88 It's always been coordinated propaganda from the Democrats and the MSM mouths the same Democrat BS.

Elon buying Twitter was the game changer, especially with the community notes feature.

We just need some rich conservative billionaire to buy ABC, NBC or CBS because there are still a lot of people that get their news from these outlets and had no clue that there was a crisis on the border. When they finally reported it in the last year, they blamed the Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

89 Sh*t that IS true:

Democrats are lying, greedy perverts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (7fElN)

90 The euroweenies did this after Z left DC. All of them posted the exact same thing on X.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (u73oe)

91 The government is set to run out of money at the end of Friday, March 14.
-----------


they still got yours.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (Yj6Os)

92 This is NPC...
::: cue donkey instead of Peacock :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

93 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

To me, that sounds an awful lot like the sort of class-based "where is your Gray Poupon?" argument that leads to asking if you can borrow Jonah Goldberg's wife's bull.


Oh, please. Grey Poupon (yes, it's spelled with an "e", you pleb) is a pretend luxury good. Even people like you can afford it.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

94 10 year bond is down a half a point in the last 2weeks. Things are moving in the right direction.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (lsB/4)

95 Can confirm that Xlear is not obnoxious to use and seems to have prevented several respiratory illnesses for me. Well, as far as I can tell. I use it whenever I've been in contact with sickies and I haven't caught anybody's crud. So either my immune system is ultra-effective this year or I'm doing something else that helps, or Xlear really helps. I dunno.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (Sf2cq)

96 Wait, you mean that sex-obsessed Hirono curses like a sailor?

Be still my beating heart!

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

97 41 Fetterman didn't post it so he's totally independent and an ally. Just ignore he's vote against women yesterday. Totally on our side.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (MGB5H)

I believed that Fetterman had positioned himself to be the one to lead the dems out of their fog.

Boy how wrong I was. I am all for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (KbCG3)

98 Colorado's two senators hickenlooper and bennet aren't on the list. Not because they are able to think independently, but because they couldn't figure out how to record video on their laptops.

Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (/iMjX)

99 64 Why is mfm calling it a "joint address" and not "sotu"?
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (Yj6Os)

wikipedia:
The [SOTU] speech is generally held in January or February, and an invitation to the president is extended to use the chamber of the House by the speaker of the House. Starting in 1981, Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, began the practice of newly inaugurated presidents delivering an address to Congress in the first year of their term but not designating that speech an official "State of the Union".

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (CQE5S)

100 >>>Try sloshing out your sinuses with something like Xlear instead, and take an aspirin.

i'll look into Xlear.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

101 ‘ 22 Democrat Senators Blitz X With 22 Near-Identical Messages’
Eh. I’m not creeped out.

They’re all using the same words because they’re too damn lazy to even so much as write a paraphrase.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (jbnUc)

102 Profanity fucking demonstrates a fucking poor fucking vocabulary.

Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (i0F8b)

103 100

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (CQE5S)

104 I always liked it when Rush always called him "Chuck U Schumer".

Hey Chuck, Chuck U!

Posted by: Bo Snerdley at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (EEZHI)

105 >> Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

I had that cold or whatever it is. It just wouldn’t go away. It also wreaked havoc on my sinuses, one of which already has issues from my TBI. There were chunks coming out of my nose that were so large I thought it might be something I needed.

Enjoy lunch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (9MWCZ)

106 The cursing is an attempt to show solidarity with the working classes because all of the great unwashed have vocabularies limited to the 7 words you can't say on television.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (QUkJd)

107 Musk is offering a Cybertruck to the person who can identify the author of the script.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (bNf8H)

108 Hard eyeroll
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (OX9vb

I read that as eggroll. I'm hungry.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (MGB5H)

109 Since Democrats are officially the party of pedophiles and other assorted sexual freaks, I'm going to say, "No, they don't see these ads as creepy because they're designed for their core constituency."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

110 Is Booker the last one to finish because he's slow or did he get sent to the back of the studio with Fauxcohantas?

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (FhXTo)

111 Gee....barely in office one month, non-stop roadblocks by Dems in the house and senate trying to stop him from seating a cabinet, passing reforms, instituting oversight and changes, a nonstop 2 months of record setting freezes, snow, floods causing, road closures, farmers not being able to start spring field work, NEW chickens not even old enough to start laying yet after Biden demanded 20Million layers be slaughtered...tooo cold windy, icy, snow covered, for housing/building starts. It seems Dems thought Trump had an actual Magic wand, IF they believed that they should have supported him...should start supporting him now.

Posted by: birddog at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (YHRhT)

112 76, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (RP0h0)

113 Trump cut off the weapons delivery..... If I was Trump I'd make him wait....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

If I was Trump I would push Putin to come to the table immediately. No reason for more men to die now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (mWSu4)

114 >>>Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?
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It's only creepy to the people it doesn't work on.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (XIWh+)

115 66 Did Schumer do the video while fake BBQing?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (kNYbb)
_______
That wasn't fake! It was his famous Cheese Steak Tartare!

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (1bNHn)

116 Trump promised to lower prices on day one, but costs have only gone up.

Trump: You see, these low IQ Democrats are on and on about egg prices. Eggs were cheap, then Biden had millions of chickens killed, now eggs are expensive. Trump had millions of chickens not killed and as soon as they're old enough, eggs will be cheap again.

Let me give you an example. Every vote, the number of Democrat votes stays the same. But if there were fewer Democrats... Larry, go shoot five or six Democrats so I can finish this example... don't mistakenly shoot Glitch McConnell.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (ExV1e)

117 Sleep and water is for closers!

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (0HaGk)

118 75 It's a Sorta SOTU.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

Right. SORTU
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:17 PM (D7oie)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (CQE5S)

119 Prices on a lot of things ARE lower already. I think anyone who keeps a budget for monthly household costs can calculate the difference.

I think one thing that's overlooked in terms of keeping prices down is the frequency and discounts of sales at stores. I think there's clearly been more sales -- and bigger savings -- on most household foods and goods.

At the supermarkets I shop in, it's now rare that the food and shit I get isn't on sale or at least some items. My brother and sister noticed that too. This is all anecdotal, but I think it's accurate.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

120 Also, in what alternative universe were the Democrats concerned about inflation and the costs of basic goods and services for average Americans?

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (TN0g+)

121 There's a lot of flu going around. I was in the hospital for 4 days with it. Have you been tested for the flu, Ace?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (QUkJd)

122 "Yeah, I've seen 2-3 articles written about how it totally isn't a SOTU and I'm just like... fuck off."

So every president's first "SOTU" was "not a SOTU"? But the media never made that point before, afaik. Gee, what has changed?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

123 Also: Thank you Ace, for the surfing clip in last night's cafe. It was great.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (1bNHn)


So, was the bikini painted on, or was it duct-tape?

I think it was duct tape. And fabulous for it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (D7oie)

124 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

What we need are MORE pecksniffs, pantywaists and milquetoasts in office. Real pinky-extenders with G-rated soft language - like Mitt Romney!

Posted by: Oh he's just so CRASS! *clutches pearls* at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (5TbUi)

125 Xlear
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Another rapper turning his life around?

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (XIWh+)

126 Zelensky has caved and wants to work for peace with Trump's leadership.

Trump should tell him to hold an election and his replacement can give him a call.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

127 Ace, I hope you are taking zinc, and vitamins C & D. And chicken soup. Please get better soon.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (79pEw)

128 When I was a kid someone gave me a book titled Dog Days at the White House. Good book, in fact I still have it. Written by a guy who actually worked there and kept a diary.

Very interesting behind the scenes from Truman to Nixon. And the author does discuss some of the favored profanity used by the Presidents.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (PzXaK)

129 Should be the new Democrat slogan: Shit That Ain't True!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (L/fGl)

130 Musk is offering a Cybertruck to the person who can identify the author of the script.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (bNf8H)

Valarie Jarret. When is it dropped off?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (MGB5H)

131 Jasmine Crockett can caress my hump any time she wants to.

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (paSBy)

132 Starting in 1981, Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, began the practice of newly inaugurated presidents delivering an address to Congress in the first year of their term but not designating that speech an official "State of the Union".

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (CQE5S)

okie dokie, then

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (Yj6Os)

133 I wish Trump were as presidential as LBJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

====

* plop *

"You're fired!"

Hangs up phone

* flush*

Posted by: Cute and Clumsy Labrador Puppies at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (u+80A)

134 84 Ace is very sickly, and I am worried about his quality of life. I think it's time we had a serious discussion about humanely euthanizing him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (5GshG)
_______
Are you saying you want to make him stand under one of his shelves? For shame!

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (1bNHn)

135 I do like the image of Schumer overlaid with ‘Shit that ain’t true’.
Post that picture everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (jbnUc)

136 > Who's directing them to post this and who wrote the script?
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Due to it's over simplicity and vulgarity.... I'm betting it was penned by the JEF, his minions or some other hanger on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)

137 Fetterman didn't post it so he's totally independent and an ally. Just ignore he's vote against women yesterday. Totally on our side.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:14 PM (MGB5H)

Or his votes against every single close nominee. Totes coincidence.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

Fetterman is like Bill Maher, the imaginary "sensible" Democrat friend that the conservative clickbait sites like Townhall and Redstate keep citing in a pathetic apparent desire to appear nonpartisan and mainstream.

Posted by: Wiese at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (1pand)

138 now rare that the food and shit I get isn't on sale or at least some items. My brother and sister noticed that too. This is all anecdotal, but I think it's accurate.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I’ve noticed that too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (kNYbb)

139 25 The most pathetic part is that the attack is so lame. No one thought Trump could snap his fingers and change prices on anything overnight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2025 12:11 PM (34LIQ)

They're crafting narratives.

Obviously the biggest problem with inflation is it is not something you can easily control or turn on or off with an executive order.

What you can do is try to put in place policies that will lesson the inflationary pressure on the monetary supply, but that can take years to be felt in the real economy.

Which is why Joe Bidens spending orgy was so stupid. Easy enough to create inflation, very hard to stop it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (uCjyK)

140 Zelensky has caved and wants to work for peace with Trump's leadership.

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I've heard of transitioning but good God almighty!

https://is.gd/KXgKXc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

141 Sh*t That Ain't True: Trump promised to lower prices on day one, but costs have only gone up. pic.twitter.com/N2G5vhRdiN

— Richard Blumenthal


It's going to take awhile to unfuck what Bribem fucked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (nMHw5)

142 More on Dog Days...

Bryant talks about some of the JFK parties. Just wow.

He had personal contact with these presidents which gave the book a bit more meaning.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (PzXaK)

143 What we need are MORE pecksniffs, pantywaists and milquetoasts in office. Real pinky-extenders with G-rated soft language - like Mitt Romney!

Oh, someone introduced you to a thesaurus. Well done.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (xCA6C)

144 Stepford Senators.

Have they given any explanation for this amazing coincidence?

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (79pEw)

145 84 Ace is very sickly, and I am worried about his quality of life. I think it's time we had a serious discussion about humanely euthanizing him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (5GshG)

Send Ace to our 51st state

M.A.I.D

Posted by: browndog remembers yge million dollar man at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (TTAGa)

146 What we need are MORE pecksniffs, pantywaists and milquetoasts in office. Real pinky-extenders with G-rated soft language - like Mitt Romney!
Posted by: Oh he's just so CRASS! *clutches pearls* at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (5TbUi)

I am right here you know.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (EEZHI)

147 Hope you're better soon Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (RP0h0)

148 More s*it that ain't true:

The COVID vax is safe and effective
Hunter's laptop is Russian disinformation
Biden is sharp as a ginsu

Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (bHGBC)

149 127 Ace, I hope you are taking zinc, and vitamins C & D. And chicken soup. Please get better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (79pEw)

And lots of water!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (CQE5S)

150 Shit that Ain't True: Democrats have a winning strategy and will sweep the elections next time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (cbj46)

151 Also: Thank you Ace, for the surfing clip in last night's cafe. It was great.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (1bNHn)


Wife was like, why would she go surfing in that bikini. I said, well... she's getting attention.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

152 The fact that only 23 Dumocrap Senators signed up for this stupid stunt underscores how stupid and ineffective this is. 23 is only half of them. Why didn't the other 23 sign on?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

153 I've heard of transitioning but good God almighty!

https://is.gd/KXgKXc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

That is F'ed up

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (VE6XX)

154
Afrin?!?!?!?

The medicine for Jive Turkeys.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (EzIYg)

155 To counter this op (which is fake and ghey) the Germans are going to build an army/air force that will spend 3.5% of their GDP annually. This is real news. I wonder why they decided to do this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (pLaQB)

156 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

157 i'll look into Xlear.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

Ace, be careful on the spelling. “X” is not the same as”Ever”.

Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (G5NGO)

158 Who's directing them to post this and who wrote the script?
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Due to it's over simplicity and vulgarity.... I'm betting it was penned by the JEF, his minions or some other hanger on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


The Iranian Ferret.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (nMHw5)

159 OK, later.

I know, STFW.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (PzXaK)

160 122 So every president's first "SOTU" was "not a SOTU"? But the media never made that point before, afaik. Gee, what has changed?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

========

I don't think Biden even did one in 2021 at all.

I'm looking through Google's news archive, and it seems like there was just...no joint address at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

161 1. Gas prices are considerably lower.

2. The demorat cultists will lap up every syllable of this contrived presentation, and beg for more.

Yesterday my coworker, a Rachel Maddow acolyte, came to work wearing yellow and blue, the colors of the Ukrainian flag. When I first saw her I knew something was off, because she always wears neutrals and subdued shades…then it hit me…omg she’s standing with the ratfvkr!!!
And yes I overheard her talking about wearing colors of the Ukie flag.

Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (OnmGW)

162 >>>Do they not understand that this is creepy AF?

lol

That's the problem with being old AF in Congress and not understanding how to fix your VCR flashing 12:00.

Every one of those people in the audience know better than you how to use tech to show what a pinhead propagandist empty suit you are by syncing up your canned speeches.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (i24o9)

163 More Shit that Ain't True: Democrats have no irons in the fire concerning defunding USAID and other big grifts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (cbj46)

164 Let's see at nine o'clock tonight we have Trump's speech we're he will deliver bitch slapping and the Dems will lose their shit
OR
The Curse of Oak Island

It's a conundrum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (EG7Bp)

165 fact that only 23 Dumocrap Senators signed up for this stupid stunt underscores how stupid and ineffective this is. 23 is only half of them. Why didn't the other 23 sign on?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/

Because they are very independent thinkers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (MGB5H)

166 Like their constituents and media cheerleaders....LAZY.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (8C1eU)

167 No, Trump didn't lower prices on day one. He DID, however, stop the out of control illegal immigration on day one, so I'm willing to give him a pass on Biden and the Democrat's wild inflation rate he inherited.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

168 The identical wording as if from a single script has been going on for a long time. Rush used to highlight it regularly.
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (i0F8b)


Mockery on X has a bigger reach. I'd bet there're people doing it on TikTok also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

169 Poor effort from "World's Greatest Deliberative Body."

Posted by: mr tmz at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (rJ48h)

170 It's only creepy to the people it doesn't work on.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (XIWh+)


Bingo!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (Sf2cq)

171 Ace is very sickly, and I am worried about his quality of life. I think it's time we had a serious discussion about humanely euthanizing him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2025 12:18 PM (5GshG)


This would've been funnier if you'd socked it as Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

172 Also ace if your nose is stuffed up you really should try a neti pot. Not the most pleasant experience but it does work. Be sure to use water that has been boiled and cooled; don't use water straight from the tap.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (79pEw)

173 >>>Note that Sassy Chuck Schumer is authentically and passionately showing his Passion and Authenticity by cursing in public communications now

As authentic as a Chuck Schumer cheeseburger.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (i24o9)

174 I'm going to go on the assumption that the VAST VAST majority of Trump voters took Trump's statement to mean that he'd take ACTIONS on day one to lower prices and that's exactly what he did with various energy policy executive orders.

Only a moron thinks that a president can lower a price tag on day one. Therefore, these Democrat videos are only talking to their own stupid Democrat voters.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (AHHU1)

175 The demorat bien pensants obviously believe they lost due to uncoordinated messaging.

Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (OnmGW)

176 Hello everybody. I'm still sick but I didn't take Afrin so at least I got some sleep. How are you?

Ready for the SOTU?


I didn't think this was the SOTU - I thought it was a Trump Report.

I'm not sick (I'm sorry you are, Ace). Just depressed, as usual, so nothing new here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (Q0kLU)

177 I filled up with $2.69 regular yesterday.

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (FhXTo)

178 Who's directing them to post this and who wrote the script?


Alex Soros.

Because only THEIR billionaires should get tax breaks and unfettered government access.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

179 115, of course! silly me, not to notice!

lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (RP0h0)

180 I sure whoever wrote this script had help from Ann "Harris has a ten point swing in her favor over Trump in Iowa" Selzer.

Posted by: Rex B at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (bhV/D)

181 Are you saying you want to make him stand under one of his shelves? For shame!
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:23 PM (1bNHn)
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The Shelves of Damocles is a well-known fable from ancient times.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (6K6Eu)

182 Schumer couldn't look more demonic or menacing if he tried. Sleazy pop-eyed douchebag.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (qBdHI)

183
I'm not sick (I'm sorry you are, Ace). Just depressed, as usual, so nothing new here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (Q0kLU)



Are you coming to Texas this year?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

184 I don't think Corey Booker would ever do something so gay and retarded........

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (EES2L)

185 Only a moron thinks that a president can lower a price tag on day one. Therefore, these Democrat videos are only talking to their own stupid Democrat voters.
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (AHHU1)

Second look at price controls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (MGB5H)

186 Leave ace alone!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (0HaGk)

187 I read that as eggroll. I'm hungry.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:20 PM (MGB5H)

Well, it is lunchtime.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (OX9vb)

188 Ace, be careful on the spelling. “X” is not the same as”Ever”.
Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2025 12:25 PM (G5NGO)
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Hahaha!

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (79pEw)

189 Has this bee posted yet?

Hilarious 2 min video of Trump and Zelensky.
This will be the video everyone posts all day, so see it here first!

https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1896738375140602348?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (hgkPH)

190 Also ace if your nose is stuffed up you really should try a neti pot. Not the most pleasant experience but it does work. Be sure to use water that has been boiled and cooled; don't use water straight from the tap.

Mine came with little salt packets. I think that's what's supposed to dry out your sinuses.

Protip: be married to a person before you do this in front of them. That way, it's too late to bail.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

191 i'll look into Xlear

ace that is awesome stuff

also I still do the thing from covid times where you wipe some diluted povadine/iodine solution up your nose ... at the first sign of a cold or if you get back from a flight or somewhere crowded in the winter or something

kills the cold before it can propagate

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (Pv3Rg)

192 The fact that only 23 Dumocrap Senators signed up for this stupid stunt underscores how stupid and ineffective this is. 23 is only half of them. Why didn't the other 23 sign on?
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The rest don't own a computer.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (TN0g+)

193 Can we meet the script writer of the Dem Borg?
Like to know who is in charge

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (6U1c2)

194
Did Trump actually say he was going to lower prices on day one? He knows better.

I thought he said he was going to take action on it day one.

Sounds like a dozen other fake quotes.

Each time the economy has turned around after dumping Democrats, it's taken about 18 months to really get it done.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (uz6ub)

195 Be sure to use water that has been boiled and cooled; don't use water straight from the tap.
Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (79pEw)
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Do not use tap water at all - distilled water. Tap water risks getting a terrible deep infection.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (6K6Eu)

196 On this occasion, a man from Indiana, whose name is James Bond Jr., had been pulled over by the police one day and was asked to provide some identification, which he didn't have on him.

"When it got to me I was like... My name is James Bond," he recalled.

"[The officer] looked at me like, 'I'm going to give you one more chance to tell me the truth'."
"My name is James Bond!"

Incredibly, Bond ended up being charged and had to serve 60 days in jail.

"The judge said that I was obstructing the police officer from doing his job, by me saying my name in a 'joking manner'," he said. "I looked at the judge like, 'Are you serious?'"

"How can I say James Bond in a joking manner? I just said my name!"

"I had to do like 60 days in a county jail for that. 60 days."

"That right there, at that instance, made me look at [police] a different way."

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

197 >The Shelves of Damocles is a well-known fable from ancient times.

Also the Samson thing.

Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (i0F8b)

198 eggs will be cheap again.

**********

If you waited until they hatched they would cheep again.

Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (/iMjX)

199 What swearwords has Trump used?

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (yTK23)

200 JD doesn't curse at you, he just looks at you with disappointed eyes...a far more painful punishment.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (EES2L)

201 "Ain't".

That is one of the words these hyoo-mans use, is it not?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (VoAdT)

202 Also ace if your nose is stuffed up you really should try a neti pot. Not the most pleasant experience but it does work. Be sure to use water that has been boiled and cooled; don't use water straight from the tap.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:26 PM (79pEw)

Someone here mentioned spiking it with a bit of iodine to help kill the baddies therein.

I have to say that that is now my preferred treatment for heavy sinus congestion, and it seems to abate in a few days.

I hesitate to say a few drops, because my iodine container does not have a traditional eye dropper. It is more like a wick that you flick a few microdrops from into the the solution. You should get a faint whiff of iodine from it, not a complete coloration of the solution.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (i24o9)

203 Has anyone ever accused Democrats of being intelligent, thoughtful or creative?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (+XoFr)

204 Got my pump on this morning.

And Junior, being home from school because of a teacher work day and being barred from television for the moment, decided to get his pump on after I was done.



Your kid's already bangin' broads? Woah....aggressive parenting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

205 But ya gotta appreciate their ability to fake sincerity.

Posted by: Candidus at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (+vLiZ)

206 Mine came with little salt packets. I think that's what's supposed to dry out your sinuses.

Protip: be married to a person before you do this in front of them. That way, it's too late to bail.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (xCA6C)
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Yes, you dissolve salt into the water. And we've been married a long time but no way I would do this in front of my husband!

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (79pEw)

207 There are only two ways to lower prices, more eggs or devastating nuclear Armageddon brought about by continued support of The Ukraine Kinetic Military Action That Is So Not A Proxy War With Russia That I Can't Even!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (XV/Pl)

208 What swearwords has Trump used?

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (yTK23)

Probably all of them, righteously.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (i24o9)

209 Another rapper turning his life around?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (XIWh+)


Xylitol based sinus stuff. They also make a gargle.

Xylitol is good at killing viruses and not killing mucus membranes (which is why we don't gargle with hydrogen peroxide or Pine-Sol)
Xylitol also does a fine job of killing the bacteria responsible for dental carries too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (D7oie)

210 What swearwords has Trump used?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (yTK23)

He said "bullshit" that one time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (VoAdT)

211 Yeah, when Biden was still president we didn't hear a peep from Schumer about egg prices...

Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (/iMjX)

212 The whole idea was to get it played over and over on X

What??? They’re supporting Elon’s platform?

What happened to BlueSky?

Lolol

Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (LLIWf)

213 193 Can we meet the script writer of the Dem Borg?
Like to know who is in charge
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (6U1c2)

Dem Borg dem Borg gonna 'similate
Dem Borg dem Borg gonna 'similate
Dem Borg dem Borg gonna 'similate
Now hear the word of the Lawd!

Posted by: Resistance is futile at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (5TbUi)

214 ....if your nose is stuffed up you really should try a neti pot.
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I may be alone here, but the commercials for those freak me right out! I'm not going to use one of those ever!

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (TN0g+)

215 127, endorsed!

lots of fluids, too; I always favored orange juice

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (RP0h0)

216 Vince Coglianese is taking over Bongino's radio slot.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2025 12:31 PM (iyRXG)

217 164 Let's see at nine o'clock tonight we have Trump's speech we're he will deliver bitch slapping and the Dems will lose their shit
OR
The Curse of Oak Island

It's a conundrum
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I know!

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:31 PM (pLaQB)

218 I am right here you know.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at March 04, 2025 12:24 PM (EEZHI)



Down, boy! He said "pecksniff", not "pecker sniffere".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:31 PM (8zz6B)

219 Was one of the recommendations of that big Dem strategy meeting to put out identical, brain dead messaging by the whole party?

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2025 12:31 PM (GUOwU)

220 I drive very little nowadays, less than 2000 miles/year. (If it weren't for medical stuff, it'd be under 1000.) But I did fill up last week, and I think it was cheaper. And I use ethanol-free.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:31 PM (1bNHn)

221
Your kid's already bangin' broads? Woah....aggressive parenting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

'Mount the woman, son!'
-Burgess Meredith

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (4qMVt)

222 210 What swearwords has Trump used?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:29 PM (yTK23)

He said "bullshit" that one time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (VoAdT)

Oh no. Oh NO! *faints*

Posted by: Such vulgarity, I cannot stand it! at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (5TbUi)

223 I wish Trump were as presidential as LBJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

====

* plop *

"You're fired!"

Hangs up phone

* flush*
Posted by: Cute and Clumsy Labrador Puppies at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (u+80A)

Steve Miller, shouting in the phone:

"I said a BEAGLE! I want a BEAGLE! NOW! In the Rose Garden!" (click)

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (rj6Yv)

224 The Shelves of Damocles is a well-known fable from ancient times.

Gene Hackman and his wife are suspected of a murder-shelvicide.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (xCA6C)

225 They talk about all these vital services that people and veterans need that Trump has cut and caused suffering.


Name. One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Hilarious hijinx like on Leave It to Beaver!

Female "pastor" laughs about son taking her sex toy to school

https://is.gd/eATI8z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

227 Always remember that every single one of these toe rags just voted to let grown men into girls bathrooms.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (pbmKi)

228 I hope Trump does not feel the need to wax poetic on his 2nd term and talk for 2 hours. Keep it short. Less time for dumbfuckery. And for God's sake, when the Democrats and their operatives in the audience start to act up, please have security man-handle them out and see that some harm comes to them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (Q4IgG)

229 Mount the woman, son!'
-Burgess Meredith
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (4qMVt

Did ya play hide the salami?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (MGB5H)

230 Ace, stuffed nose = Hot and Sour Soup.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (pLaQB)

231 >What we need are MORE pecksniffs, pantywaists and milquetoasts in office. Real pinky-extenders with G-rated soft language - like Mitt Romney!
Posted by: Oh he's just so CRASS! *clutches pearls* at March 04, 2025 12:21 PM (5TbUi)

☝️

🤣

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (zSooZ)

232 now rare that the food and shit I get isn't on sale or at least some items. My brother and sister noticed that too. This is all anecdotal, but I think it's accurate.
Posted by: Elric Blade


It could also be "demand destruction" due to the high prices. People stop buying steak and start buying pork when the prices get too high, and then they got steaks they can't sell unless it goes on sale.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:32 PM (D7oie)

233 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (EG7Bp)

234 Confirm gas prices are considerably less!

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (g47mK)

235 What happened to BlueSky?

Everyone knows the normies are still on X/Twitter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

236 Has this bee posted yet?

Hilarious 2 min video of Trump and Zelensky.
This will be the video everyone posts all day, so see it here first!

https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1896738375140602348?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 04, 2025 12:28 PM (hgkPH)

That's awesome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (i24o9)

237 W was all about the dignity of the Presidency, too. While screwing the country. I’ll take Trump’s undignified behavior any day.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (yTK23)

238 What happened to BlueSky?

Lolol
Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (LLIWf)

BlueSky is getting flak because they posted an "ageist" meme celebrating their 1st year of existence.

https://tinyurl.com/39xub4nx


Posted by: Thrawn at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (9Ovst)

239 Are you coming to Texas this year?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)


I honestly don't know. Finances got thrown a bit of a loop recently.

And I have to shout over the miserable voice in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (Q0kLU)

240 Who is writing this? Satan or/and Soros but who can tell the difference?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (17s+e)

241 So Biden spent a year killing 30 million chickens and Trump us supposed to conjure them out of thin air?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (OA79/)

242 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (EG7Bp)


Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

243 Hey, bluebell!

Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (G5NGO)

244 I'll take Dudes Who Curse for 500, Alex, over the party that wants to turn us into a Socialist wasteland.

People forget Trump is from Queens. Notice how both him and Bongino aren't exactly pinky-in-the-air types.

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:34 PM (gUzGB)

245 W was all about the dignity of the Presidency, too. While screwing the country. I’ll take Trump’s undignified behavior any day.

Why is it either/or? Is it impossible to implement sensible policy without sounding like a middle school boy trying to act tough?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

246 Did we find out what happened to Gene Hackman's dog? Was he restrained/caged (and thus killed), or did he die because he was an after-thought?

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:35 PM (TN0g+)

247 Neil Young is great.

Now, politically he’s an idiot, so this tracks

Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2025 12:35 PM (ACATy)

248 233 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
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Its only castles burning....

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:35 PM (pLaQB)

249 It's both hilarious and sad to watch Democrats flail and curse. Donald Trump has broken these fucking people. If they think that they can start talking about " " shit that ain't true, why don't we start off with Adam Schiff and his lies during the not one but two useless impeachments

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 04, 2025 12:35 PM (u+NJz)

250 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
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Is he going to call it the Freedom of Speech tour?

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

251 What happened to BlueSky?

Everyone knows the normies are still on X/Twitter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

BlueSky fell, as Chicken Little predicted.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (VNX3d)

252 There was a very early Michael Gilbert mystery (pre-Fleming) in which there's an incidental character named James Bond.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (1bNHn)

253 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04

Well, they were asking for more bombs

Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (bHGBC)

254 Begone puppers sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (k/U8Z)

255 So every Dem senator voted against keeping men out of girls sports. Who are the traitor RINOs that voted with their D buddies? Murcowski? Susan Collins? has to be one more no? The D's ran on being the party of protecting trannies, but their is zero excuse for someone pretending to be in the party of family and country to back stab their constituents.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (CKOCg)

256 @246

>>Did we find out what happened to Gene Hackman's dog? Was he restrained/caged (and thus killed), or did he die because he was an after-thought?

With his people deceased and the apparent scorching temps in the house and without a ready supply of water, the poor thing didn't stand much of a chance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (XV/Pl)

257 Did we find out what happened to Gene Hackman's dog? Was he restrained/caged (and thus killed), or did he die because he was an after-thought?
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:35 PM (TN0g+)
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All I know so far is that the dog was found "in a closet." No indication if the door was open or closed, or what.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (6K6Eu)

258 The place near me has the best hot n sour soup evar.

Everything else is pretty bad tho.

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (0HaGk)

259 TikToker calls for someone to ass*ssinate Trump and for a GoFundMe to be set up to reward them and cover any legal costs.
@FBI
@SecretService

https://tinyurl.com/8tj6mrux

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

260 Hey there, RI Red? How is that sweet chick, Mrs. Red?

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (79pEw)

261 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes

It wasn't going to be free but USAID got shut down and he'd already committed.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (lXoJ5)

262 I got back and forth on swearing.

Some days I'm more, "Eh, fuck it."

Other days I'm all, "Eh, whatever."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (KbCG3)

263 Neil Young is great.

Now, politically he’s an idiot, so this tracks
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I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand a single song of his where he play acoustic. But man, that "Live Rust" era with Crazy Horse is some epic rock.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

264 So every Dem senator voted against keeping men out of girls sports. Who are the traitor RINOs that voted with their D buddies? Murcowski? Susan Collins? has to be one more no? The D's ran on being the party of protecting trannies, but their is zero excuse for someone pretending to be in the party of family and country to back stab their constituents.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (CKOCg)

None. Party line

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (MGB5H)

265 >Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine.

His nasally voice is a weapon of mass destruction. Alert the UN.

Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (i0F8b)

266 Is the reflexive Pearl Clutching response to dirty words a generational thing?

I've been to most parts of the country and pretty much everywhere I go I hear f-bombs.

So it's not a regional thing, at least not at this point in time.

We're not the Tee Time at the Country Club party anymore.

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (gUzGB)

267 Why is it either/or? Is it impossible to implement sensible policy without sounding like a middle school boy trying to act tough?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

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Apparently not. Maybe you can point out all the clean speechifiers that have actually implemented sensible policy in the Federal government.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (Wzq2W)

268 Your kid's already bangin' broads? Woah....aggressive parenting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)


Oh, good. I was afraid it was one of those Swedish thingies.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (D7oie)

269 Donald Trump promised to defeat us on Day One but things still suck! Dump Trump now and vote for the Con Inc. candidates who we will tell you can beat us.

Posted by: The Deep State at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (xtH79)

270 It's like they got pranked by a couple of 12 year olds "let's see how many senators we can get to say sh*t in public!"

Posted by: jocon307 at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (EuROc)

271
Chanting in unison is what we do, Norberts.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (j4U/Z)

272 258 The place near me has the best hot n sour soup evar.

Everything else is pretty bad tho.
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How about the steamed meat dumplings?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (pLaQB)

273 The identical wording as if from a single script has been going on for a long time. Rush used to highlight it regularly.

Yeah the Gravitas reel was the first time I ever heard of that, when Rush pointed out how everyone suddenly was using the same term in all the news outlets. After that I started to notice it on my own. This is EVERYWHERE on social media now, so they aren't getting away with it as easily.

Mind you, the Europeans did a similar thing a couple days ago with Ukraine too, using the exact same language. I sense the WEF.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (2VST1)

274 Keep on rocking in the free world in a place where the opposition is outlawed. No free elections are held.

Yeah, Neil has shitty music and judgement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (4qMVt)

275 Ace may have contracted his ailment while shelving in the line of duty in which case Ace will be fully covered by the Moron Health Plan.

A Virgin prayer cloth with special sinusitis healing properties will be dispatched post haste to Ace's lair.

Morons everywhere watchfully wait for signs that Dear Leader has conquered the Chyna Sinus Thingy.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (XdWmQ)

276 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (EG7Bp)

A: Name something you couldn't give less of a fuck about if you tried

I'll take Stupid Dumb Bullshit for $800, Alex

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (XIWh+)

277 TikToker calls for someone to ass*ssinate Trump and for a GoFundMe to be set up to reward them and cover any legal costs.
@FBI
@SecretService

https://tinyurl.com/8tj6mrux
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

She got the crazy eyes

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (MGB5H)

278 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04



"We don't need shit, has-been music. We need guns, ammo and money. Fork it over!"

- - - - - Ukraine

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

279 There was a very early Michael Gilbert mystery (pre-Fleming) in which there's an incidental character named James Bond.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2025 12:36 PM (1bNHn)
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Fleming took the name from the author of an ornithology book in his library. He felt it was sufficiently nondescript to be a secret agent's name. 70 years later...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (6K6Eu)

280 241 So Biden spent a year killing 30 million chickens and Trump us supposed to conjure them out of thin air?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (OA79/)

=======

Shouldn't take more than six months from the end of the culling, I suspect, to get back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

281 I'll take Dudes Who Curse for 500, Alex, over the party that wants to turn us into a Socialist wasteland.

People forget Trump is from Queens. Notice how both him and Bongino aren't exactly pinky-in-the-air types.
Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail

I'd be compensating for something too if I was from a place called "Queens".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (nfa82)

282 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (EG7Bp)

Putin could do the world a big favor with a single Iskander.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (xNfRN)

283 Some Democrat strategerist snorted a line of coke and went "Orangeman curses and the rubes liek it so we must curse nao too!"

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (gUzGB)

284 "We don't need shit, has-been music. We need guns, ammo and money. Fork it over!"

- - - - - Ukraine
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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Send Money, Guns, and Lawyers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (6K6Eu)

285 130 Musk is offering a Cybertruck to the person who can identify the author of the script.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2025 12:19 PM (bNf8H)

Valarie Jarret. When is it dropped off?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:22 PM (MGB5H)

I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

286 We're not the Tee Time at the Country Club party anymore.
Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (gUzGB)

Tee time at the country club is filled with f bombs

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (MGB5H)

287 I may be alone here, but the commercials for those freak me right out! I'm not going to use one of those ever!
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:30 PM (TN0g+)


C'Mon, man, water-board yourself! It's fun, it's educational! It's good practice! Never do to anyone else what you won't do to yourself!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (D7oie)

288 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine.

Gonna be tough to get a crowd together when the miliary is press ganging men to fight in their war.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)

289 "We don't need shit, has-been music. We need guns, ammo and money. Fork it over!"

- - - - - Ukraine
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't tour anymore. Sorry.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (VoAdT)

290 283 Some Democrat strategerist snorted a line of coke and went "Orangeman curses and the rubes liek it so we must curse nao too!"

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (gUzGB)

Hunter Biden?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

291 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes

--

Hope Z's henchmen chunk him into the back of one of their conscript vans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

292 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (nfa82)

Queens, NY was a pretty rough and tumble place in the 70s and 80s.

Very working class.

Not anymore, obviously.

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (gUzGB)

293 Neil is 79 years old.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (pLaQB)

294 266 Is the reflexive Pearl Clutching response to dirty words a generational thing?

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (gUzGB)
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Cursing is a normal expression of frustration or emphasis when it's organic. Trump calling something "ridiculous bullshit" off the cuff doesn't really get a reaction.

Dumb, stilted, scripted, inorganic cursing like this dumbassery by the Democrats is just stupid and a vain attempt to relate to people half the age of these Senators. It's just cringeworthy. I don't think many people are rushing to the nearest fainting couch.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (iyRXG)

295 Just depressed, as usual, so nothing new here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

If I believed in reincarnation I'd say you were Churchill returned. Kick that Black Fog to the curb, MP4!
***hugs***

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (dE3DB)

296 "We don't need shit, has-been music. We need guns, ammo and money. Fork it over!"

- - - - - Ukraine
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)


No lawyers?

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (PiwSw)

297 291 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes

--

Hope Z's henchmen chunk him into the back of one of their conscript vans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

10% for the big guy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

298 So Biden spent a year killing 30 million chickens and Trump us supposed to conjure them out of thin air?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (OA79/)


They are still culling the flocks

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (D7oie)

299 Gonna be tough to get a crowd together when the miliary is press ganging men to fight in their war.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)

They're Neil Young fans.

I'd be pressing them into the Russian army.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (VoAdT)

300 Is the reflexive Pearl Clutching response to dirty words a generational thing?

I've been to most parts of the country and pretty much everywhere I go I hear f-bombs.

So it's not a regional thing, at least not at this point in time.

We're not the Tee Time at the Country Club party anymore.
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Trump can do Trump, nobody does that better.

But I know in my heart the best version of me doesn't curse...or doesn't curse much. But I still screw up, including some of the times I post here.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (TN0g+)

301 Someone should check on James Carville. I worry he's
thinking about ending his life after seeing this lame shit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (/U5Yz)

302 The script was probably written by some 23 year old, female staffer with a BA in political science who accused her ex-boyfriend in college of rape 6 months after they broke up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

303 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

Ha! Said that exact same thing. Cybertruck looks like a truck you'd see in a 1980s, low budget action movie depicting the year 2003.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

304 Justin Trudeau beseeched His Royal Majesty, The King of Canada, Charles the Third, to declare Canada's sovereignty, which Trudeau wasn't exactly sure about, due to his poor cognitive abilities and acute humor deprivation.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

305 Shouldn't take more than six months from the end of the culling, I suspect, to get back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

When a Pontiac Aztec loves a big ol' dumpster very much...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (nfa82)

306 Mr. Trump is perfectly capable of being the consummate gentlemen, he knows protocol & good manners.

Keep in mind, he’s dealing with snakes. People who have no morals or customs or limits. They are the ones who destroyed civility, probably before some of you were born.

The enemy sets the terms of engagement. Pay attention

Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (hwcGa)

307 Neil is 79 years old.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (pLaQB)



Mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Mind you, the Europeans did a similar thing a couple days ago with Ukraine too, using the exact same language. I sense the WEF.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:38 PM (2VST1)

Gravitas was easy, but you could probably go back to 'private sexual matter' for the real coordination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (4qMVt)

309 302 The script was probably written by some 23 year old, female staffer with a BA in political science who accused her ex-boyfriend in college of rape 6 months after they broke up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

"This script is stupid. This idea is stupid."

"Yeah, well, she says she'll kill herself if we don't use it."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (KbCG3)

310 State of the Union, huh?

I really would like to see Trump start clubbing people with the jaw bone of an ass. I doubt if he swing Schumer high enough. Hmmm.... Maybe Pelosi?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (4XwPj)

311 Oh, it'll be a dilly, I'd bet.

>CNA, Senate Democrats block bill that would ban men from women’s sports, March 4, 2025

>AP, Politics, Trump’s speech to Congress comes as he wields vast power almost daring lawmakers, courts to stop him, March 3, 2025

And, of course, DOGE will arise. The MSM has failed to identify a huge number of "federal employees let go" for the present are, in fact, contractors, subcontractors since the fed gov went over to a "civil society" approach under O&Joe & now "runs" in concert with way too many stakeholders, organizations and institutions & few real ees. IMO

Ex: coast dot noaa dot gov: The workforce for NOAA’s Office for Coastal Management comprises a broad range of specialties, including information and geospatial technology, training, environmental sciences, physical sciences, and social sciences.

Federal positions are announced by the Office of Personnel Management. Visit www.usajobs.gov for job listings and information.

Approximately 50 percent of the employees at the NOAA Office for Coastal Management are employed by a private sector contractor. The following represent the major contracting companies working with the office.

Lynker
CSS

Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

312 Hey there, RI Red? How is that sweet chick, Mrs. Red?
Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (79pEw)

Bluebell, she is in heaven. No, not in that way.
Not sure you got the word but Jr. and DILIT are engaged.
Even after living with us for three years, she still went for it.

Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (G5NGO)

313 Why is it either/or? Is it impossible to implement sensible policy without sounding like a middle school boy trying to act tough?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

I curse more than Trump in my daily life, does that I mean I sound like a middle school boy trying to act tought?

Trump speaks like a business executive from New York City. He was very famous before he went in to politics, and I think it would be weirder if he changed the way he spoke for 50 years to run for President. If that's even possible at that point in your life.

Maybe he should have spent a lifetime practicing speaking like a politician, but here we are.

Is this really a big deal for you?

Obama also cursed, including saying he was "looking for whose ass to kick" after the Deep Horizon oil spill. I don't remember people racing to the feinting couch for that one, but I could be wrong.

LBJ apparently cursed every other word in private, as did Ike.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (uCjyK)

314 309 "This script is stupid. This idea is stupid."

"Yeah, well, she says she'll kill herself if we don't use it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (KbCG3)

======

This fails as satire because it is just literally true.

#Bebetter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

315 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

I think he mentioned that one of his little kids drew it for him. As pickups go, its really crappy: low payload, tiny bed, lousy in mud and snow. I am not impressed with his products, they are outrageously expensive, notoriously poor fit and finish, and have a lot of recalls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

316 Ace,

If you're getting repetitive sinus infections, consult an Ear, Nose and Throat specialist. Especially important, get some sinus imaging done and make sure there's nothing structural (deviated septum, polyps, concha bullosa, etc.) that may be blocking things and causing the problem.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (/HDaX)

317 OT but related:
Hey Senators Murray and Cantwell. My local high school girls basketball team is playing tomorrow night. You two are not invited. The boys are playing elsewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (W/lyH)

318 Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (iyRXG)

My comment on that was about TruCons On Our Side who head to the Fainting Couch when Trump drops a 4 letter word.

I agree that the script the Dems passed around like an intern is cringe and insulting.

Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (gUzGB)

319 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (EG7Bp)

The Russian Army has already volunteered to improve his band's percussion instruments.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (VNX3d)

320 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

It's pretty much the truck from the first "Halo" game. Actually manufacturing one is basically a larger-scale version of when he made Amber Heard cosplay as a videogame character.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (2ocoG)

321 Why is it either/or? Is it impossible to implement sensible policy without sounding like a middle school boy trying to act tough?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

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Apparently not. Maybe you can point out all the clean speechifiers that have actually implemented sensible policy in the Federal government.


Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

322 298 So Biden spent a year killing 30 million chickens and Trump us supposed to conjure them out of thin air?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (OA79/)

They are still culling the flocks

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (D7oie)

Same people who put forth a bill called "The Inflation Reduction Act" which pumped a shit-ton of money INTO the economy. I guess Marxist economics is a bit of an oxymoron.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

323 That's awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:33 PM (i24o9)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (8zz6B)

324 321 Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

======

How does it hurt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

325 Doubting the grassroots authenticity of this message is a danger to our democracy.

Posted by: Synchronized Newsreader at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (7Q0e+)

326 We should completely disown any politician with a potty mouth and replace him with someone that will restore the norms. That is the highest priority we should have as conservatives.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (Wzq2W)

327 The Neil Young, who was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada?

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

328 Just remember: the Democrats think you're all stupid.
.......

They remind me every day.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

329 They have tried to destroy him, jail him, impeach him, assassination, etc., and ruin his family, and note well anybody who supports him. That means you.

And you’re upset that he isn’t polite?

You need to get your mind right. Trust Me.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (hwcGa)

330 325 Doubting the grassroots authenticity of this message is a danger to our democracy.
Posted by: Synchronized Newsreader at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (7Q0e+)

=====

Prison sentences in solitary confinement for everyone!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

331
None. Party line
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (MGB5H).

Then who are the R senators who didn't show up? They have a majority, they should have been able to push through the bill. I switched to independent because the Rs talk a good game but never deliver.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (CKOCg)

332 I prefer clean language, and yet I hang out here because I love you guys.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (Sf2cq)

333 >>>Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine.

He's such a stupid girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (i24o9)

334 Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C

He hasn't brained anyone in the well of the senate, yet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)

335 Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

======



It does when it's a big f*ckin' deal, fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

336 328 Just remember: the Democrats think you're all stupid.
.......

They remind me every day.
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

========

They do think we're stupid.

However, since this is directed at Democrats, it's more of an example of how Democrats think that Democrats are stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

337 Trump speaks like a business executive from New York City. He was very famous before he went in to politics, and I think it would be weirder if he changed the way he spoke for 50 years to run for President.

Right. A lot of his appeal is that he's obviously the same person we've all known since the 1980s and has never attempted to act otherwise.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (2ocoG)

338 Neil Young is going to do a free concert in Ukraine. Write your own jokes
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Will Z-Dog be one of the dancers?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

339 I challenge anyone to drive 5 miles in Jersey traffic without uttering a single 4 letter word.

Probably Fenelon can do it, she's a better person than I.

Posted by: Iasonas from NJ the state that invented cursing at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (gUzGB)

340 You all make excellent points

Posted by: Don Black. Message: hold fast at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (AOsQT)

341 Ha! Said that exact same thing. Cybertruck looks like a truck you'd see in a 1980s, low budget action movie depicting the year 2003.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (KbCG3)
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Druther have the Landmaster from "Damnation Alley."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (6K6Eu)

342 UPDATE: An ASTOUNDING **22** Democrat Senators have uploaded videos of themselves reading off an identical cringey script bashing Trump and Musk

For quite a while now all lefty pols are the same. They have the same positions, vote the same way and yes say the same things.

It is because it is a hierarchical organization with punishments for those that think for themselves.

Who wrote the script? Could be Soros or Steyer or Pritzker or an aid to any of them

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr)

343 The following represent the major contracting companies working with the office.

Lynker
CSS
Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

I wonder who own Lynker and CSS? I don't recognize any names browsing through the "who we are" list, but I suspect they're all people who are closely related to Deep Staters and are giving kick backs to said deep staters.

This is where the outrage comes from. These kick-back contracts. Because people are getting rich from it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (uCjyK)

344 I installed Synthesia on my Mac today. It turns piano practice into a sort of Band Hero video game. It's not going to help with sight-reading, but hopefully my dynamics and rhythm will improve.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (MMp6W)

345 Then who are the R senators who didn't show up? They have a majority, they should have been able to push through the bill. I switched to independent because the Rs talk a good game but never deliver.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:44 PM (CKOCg)

No they can't push through the bill. It takes 60 votes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (MGB5H)

346 None. Party line
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:37 PM (MGB5H).

Then who are the R senators who didn't show up? They have a majority, they should have been able to push through the bill. I switched to independent because the Rs talk a good game but never deliver.
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Someone here pointed out yesterday it took 60 votes for the motion to pass, not just a simple majority.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (TN0g+)

347 The myth of the "moderate" (non Marxist) Democrat died with the self-named Blue Dogs. That was 15 years ago when they showed the world they were bullshitting and/or had a price.

Won't stop them from keeping it going though.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (XIWh+)

348
Is this really a big deal for you?



I made a simple, anodyne comment. Some of you, as usual, are setting your hair on fire. Apparently it's a big deal for some. Don't like my comment? Ignore it.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

349 They do think we're stupid.

However, since this is directed at Democrats, it's more of an example of how Democrats think that Democrats are stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein
.......

Yes, they just think I'm a pain in the ass and should be exterminated.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

350 Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C

He hasn't brained anyone in the well of the senate, yet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)

I think that detracts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (i24o9)

351 Apparently not. Maybe you can point out all the clean speechifiers that have actually implemented sensible policy in the Federal government.

Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

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For one, maybe if someone uses vulgar language it actually does show he isn't going to put with that shit anymore, that, indeed, he will break the norms.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (Wzq2W)

352 I wonder how much the DNC paid a kkkonsultant for that script.

Hopefully, a lot.

Posted by: Iasonas from NJ, the state that invented cursing at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (gUzGB)

353
Well, if the Democrats are going to imitate the Borg.

Can't they at least stick wires and plastic pipes in their heads?

And give themselves names like "Cosine of Blowjob 5"

And have Jane Fonda as their dried out, half-jerky, half TV cables Queen?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (iJfKG)

354 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.

Posted by: Chemical Consortium at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (G5+As)

355 303 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

Ha! Said that exact same thing. Cybertruck looks like a truck you'd see in a 1980s, low budget action movie depicting the year 2003.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

Ever see the movie TimeCop?
https://tinyurl.com/4dxz9x7x

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

356 Try atrovent

Posted by: Avi at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (T4qa/)

357

Vince Coglianese will be taking over the podcast and radio show of Dan Bongino.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (63Dwl)

358 Trump is about to delivery a syncopated beating on every subject you can imagine so the Democrats need something for people to focus on. That's all it is.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (XIWh+)

359 Have you tried chicken soup, zinc & just plain water with lots of lemons?

Hope you feel better very soon.

Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (NFX2v)

360 347 The myth of the "moderate" (non Marxist) Democrat died with the self-named Blue Dogs. That was 15 years ago when they showed the world they were bullshitting and/or had a price.

Won't stop them from keeping it going though.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (XIWh+)

========

Republicans want Democrats to moderate a whole lot more than Democrats want it.

And so Republicans cheer on every Democrat who says things less than crazy sometimes.

It's tiring, but it's not like we ever wondered if Kristen Sinema would vote against the nomination of Kentaji for SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

361 Ever see the movie TimeCop?
https://tinyurl.com/4dxz9x7x
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

Which is going to be the next Rifftrax live show this summer

Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (bHGBC)

362 Oh and nobody voted for Trump because of egg prices.

We just wanted our fucking lives back from the transane left

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (u+NJz)

363 354 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (G5+As)

=======

Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

364 They were all told to hold an influencer mic in the same manner and do it from a casual setting, as though it was result of spontaneous inspiration.

Not!

Posted by: Brian at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (iK8a4)

365 And yet again, the Dem's prove why they did not win the election. Tonight should be interesting and entertaining at the SOTU.

Posted by: sidney at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (Uy/WF)

366 Remember "they're eating the pets!!!!"?

That coordination was supposed to end Trump but I'm guessing he knew it would help him. People are fearful animals.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (XIWh+)

367 348 Archimedes, you must be new here.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (yTK23)

368 303 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) a


4x4 DeLorean.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (/U5Yz)

369 Who wrote the script? Could be Soros or Steyer or Pritzker or an aid to any of them
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr)

Considering the idiots involved, we should assume the script wrote itself.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

370 364 They were all told to hold an influencer mic in the same manner and do it from a casual setting, as though it was result of spontaneous inspiration.

Not!
Posted by: Brian at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (iK8a4)

======

About half of them sit down after the first line.

That's just weird coordination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

371 Maybe you can point out how vulgar language assists in good governance.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

I'm sorry Trump does not have the correct shibboleth and class markers to fit your image of what a President should be.

He speaks how he speaks. It's like saying a southern senator should lose his accent if he wants to be president because southerners sound stupid to people who went to Choate.

It's easier said than done. Also very inauthentic. Also, it's not clear that anyone really cares outside the self-styled "elite".

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (uCjyK)

372 I snorted acetone, once.

Once.

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (0HaGk)

373 I think Cybertrucks look like 1930s armor cars

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (fwDg9)

374 I feel fine but I'm at the Dr. office so they can tell me everything that's wrong with me.

I'm sure my body has been up to a lot of shady loose shit these days. Well, not literally, I'm regular and all.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (slg1+)

375 I thought they made Afrin illegal.

That it's basically meth. Or cocaine or whatever.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (dGCAG)

376 Gonna be tough to get a crowd together when the miliary is press ganging men to fight in their war.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)


Ah, yes. Mr "I HATE THE DRAFT AND VIETNAM WAR" acting as the bait for a massive conscription movement for another foreign war.

I think we should give Neil Young a massive golf-clap for his stupid life

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (D7oie)

377
Same people who put forth a bill called "The Inflation Reduction Act" which pumped a shit-ton of money INTO the economy. I guess Marxist economics is a bit of an oxymoron.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

It's called Modern Monetary Theory, and the taxpayers are borrowing money to pay us $100,000 a year to "study" it.

Posted by: The Faculty Lounge at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (pIfcn)

378 For one, maybe if someone uses vulgar language it actually does show he isn't going to put with that shit anymore, that, indeed, he will break the norms.

That's exactly my point. When I hear someone cursing, it sounds to me like they're unsure they're being taken seriously, and think saying f*** will make people view them seriously. Someone who is serious shouldn't need the extra fillip of a vulgar word to give them weight. I leave that to the Dems, because they aren't serious people.

Obviously, this analysis does not apply to Tony Soprano.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (xCA6C)

379 Ever see the movie TimeCop?
https://tinyurl.com/4dxz9x7x
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (ynpvh)


Nope. I'm big fan of Time Bandits, though.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

380 Democrats share one brain cell, so naturally they all say the same thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (WPL6O)

381 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

I'd be happy with just one Republican that WASN'T a "moderate".

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (XIWh+)

382 I've always thought the Cybertruck looked like that thing Ripley and the combat soldiers drive to the colony installation in Aliens. Only uglier.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (qBdHI)

383 368 303 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) a

4x4 DeLorean.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:49 PM (/U5Yz)

https://tinyurl.com/yc4huzr8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

384 Trump cut off the weapons delivery..... If I was Trump I'd make him wait....
Posted by: It's me donna

100% agree. Consequences for pulling the stunt he pulled and listening to the Dem/Obama camp. Make him sweat and know in no uncertain terms that the new Sheriff and his Deputy is not to be trifled with. Oh, and observe the dress policy next time ya bum.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (oiNtH)

385 I like sotu'd onions and mushrooms on my baked beans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (LPS7w)

386 I thought the Ds had nuked the filibuster, I guess only for appointees? I also thought that the house structured their tardy budget bill as a resolution so that the D's could not block it with less than 50 votes.

Meh, I'm not smart enough to keep up with politics, I'll stick to computers and hope I'm able to keep my day job.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (CKOCg)

387 Hasn’t anyone suggested the hot iron treatment yet? Because we know that that’s the gold standard for treating sinus infections.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (yTK23)

388 > They were all told to hold an influencer mic in the same manner and do it from a casual setting, as though it was result of spontaneous inspiration.
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Imagine how easy it is to get them to vote a certain way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

389 I think Cybertrucks look like 1930s armor cars
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM (fwDg9)

I'll say this, if you offered me a Cybertruck, or the most tricked out Frod or Chitvy or Dodgy truck, I'd take the Cybertruck.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (dGCAG)

390
Q: What do you call a Republican that's not a moderate?

A: Mr. President

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (XIWh+)

391 Ace, get well.

Dems: keep it up. You'll stay in the dumper.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (JWJTA)

392 "Retro Coast" on X says:

"When a Federal Judge blocked Trump's attempt to terminate government credit cards, @DOGE
set a spending limit of ONE DOLLAR on the cards"

I don't know if this is true, but I want to believe...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (paSBy)

393 I made a simple, anodyne comment. Some of you, as usual, are setting your hair on fire. Apparently it's a big deal for some. Don't like my comment? Ignore it.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

Not trying to be mean or rude, it just came off to me as a Moby comment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (uCjyK)

394 384 100% agree. Consequences for pulling the stunt he pulled and listening to the Dem/Obama camp. Make him sweat and know in no uncertain terms that the new Sheriff and his Deputy is not to be trifled with. Oh, and observe the dress policy next time ya bum.
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (oiNtH)

========

Trump and his team have made it clear a public apology is necessary to get things moving again.

Zelensky is groveling now. He's not apologizing.

A call for leadership change from the head of the Ukrainian military may be what's necessary to get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

395
And give themselves names like "Cosine of Blowjob 5"

I'm not a number. I'M A BIG BOOBED BORG!

Posted by: Seven of nine at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (63Dwl)

396 354 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium

I was a grade school junkie.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (j4U/Z)

397 >>> I snorted acetone, once.
Once.
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM


MEK

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (slg1+)

398 385 I like sotu'd onions and mushrooms on my baked beans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (LPS7w)

Fava beans.

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

399 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium at March 04, 2025 12:47 PM (G5+As)

=======

Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

I recommend boobs. Won't help with sinuses. But you won't care, because boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)

400 367 348 Archimedes, you must be new here.

If I were the hothouse flower that some of the more hysterical types here say I am, I wouldn't last 5 minutes. I've been here for 20 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (xCA6C)

401 with this amount of cursing and general copypasta, this has to be written by David Hogg.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (O38oM)

402 Forgot the link: https://tinyurl.com/57ekfukh

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (paSBy)

403 382 I've always thought the Cybertruck looked like that thing Ripley and the combat soldiers drive to the colony installation in Aliens. Only uglier.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (qBdHI)
----
The Rivian trucks look like actual trucks, but I don't care for the cybernaut headlights.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (LPS7w)

404 343. They have web pages.

Just about all throughout the fed. gov. are IT related. Imagine the data they've all amassed.

What does Lynker do?
Lynker delivers innovative solutions to support global environmental security and economic prosperity as a trusted partner to governments, communities, and industry. We are a premier science, engineering, and technology company supporting some of the nation's most important missions.

CSS - IT Support to NOAA Fisheries
Our IT services support included developing and integrating information management systems central to NOAA Fisheries’ management and protection of living marine resources and their habitats

Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

405 I snorted acetone, once.
Once.
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM


MEK

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (slg1+)

Ugh. That stuff is the devil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)

406 362 Oh and nobody voted for Trump because of egg prices.

We just wanted our fucking lives back from the transane left
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 04, 2025 12:48 PM (u+NJz)

363 354 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We

And no one in the media or on the left in general cared one iota about retail prices until January 21st. It's all just a club to wield against the American people and trump.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (OA79/)

407 MEK
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (slg1+)

Oh man I got that in some small cuts I wasn't aware I had once. Yowza.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (MGB5H)

408 The most exciting announcement will be Ron Paul replacing Jerome Powell.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (MMp6W)

409 "Why is mfm calling it a "joint address" and not "sotu"?
------
A presidents first SOTU is one year after he takes office.


Then DJT should invite Slow Joe back to do this one. It would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (/y8xj)

410 I'd be happy with just one Republican that WASN'T a "moderate".
----------
I feel like I'm "to the right" of pretty much every Republican I know.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (TN0g+)

411 One short of 24, then.

Democrats ARE cheaper by the dozen.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (wtvvX)

412 "Words like: Swell! and So's your old man!

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

413 Speaking of Cybertrucks, I see that Elvira, mistress of the lesbian, made her own Sheryl Crowe social media video giving her Cybertruck to NPR.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (qBdHI)

414 387 Hasn’t anyone suggested the hot iron treatment yet? Because we know that that’s the gold standard for treating sinus infections.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (yTK23)

After putting some dirt on it, possibly by snorting like Hunter, or Al Pacino's character in "Scarface"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

415 354 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium

I was a grade school junkie.
Posted by: Auspex


I moved up to mineral spirits.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (/U5Yz)

416 401 with this amount of cursing and general copypasta, this has to be written by David Hogg.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (O38oM)

----
You might be onto something. It does stink like a Hogg.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (LPS7w)

417 That's exactly my point. When I hear someone cursing, it sounds to me like they're unsure they're being taken seriously, and think saying f*** will make people view them seriously.

BTW, this was the origin on my middle school comment. Have you ever watched a gang of middle schoolers in public. Every other word is f***, because they're all completely unsure of themselves, and think that's how to get people to take you seriously.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

418 MEK is my sippin sauce.

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:55 PM (0HaGk)

419 I can imagine the feverish flop sweat that went in to this planning. "Hey you guys, let's all post on X....... the same message and use the catchphrase 'Shit that 'aint True'! Ha, ha, that'll really get 'em!".

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2025 12:55 PM (oiNtH)

420 Trump's scripted speeches are really some of the best political speechmaking I've ever heard in my life. His extemporaneous speaking is absolutely manic, sure, but when he sits down with his writers and really crafts a message, it can hit hard. I don't think the guy gets enough recognition for that, but "good speech maker" isn't exactly part of the brand he's trying to cultivate, anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (VoAdT)

421 413 Speaking of Cybertrucks, I see that Elvira, mistress of the lesbian, made her own Sheryl Crowe social media video giving her Cybertruck to NPR.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (qBdHI)

----
I doubt she ever drove it. Was it customised to look like a coffin?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (LPS7w)

422 "I've been here for 20 years."

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Marcia at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (89Sog)

423 I see the hysterics now is that Trump is gonna round up protestors at Colleges and jail them !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX)

424 If you're getting repetitive sinus infections, consult an Ear, Nose and Throat specialist. Especially important, get some sinus imaging done and make sure there's nothing structural (deviated septum, polyps, concha bullosa, etc.) that may be blocking things and causing the problem.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2025 12:43 PM (/HDaX)

God's punishing him for using them naughty words.

Posted by: Heckfire and tarnation! at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (5TbUi)

425 Fuck you all and the horses you rode in on Dems!

Every illegal deported, every tax dollar saved, every lazy ass federal worker fired, every tranny booted from a girl's locker room and every tax dollar not spent overseas is a win!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (icmmM)

426 413 Speaking of Cybertrucks, I see that Elvira, mistress of the lesbian, made her own Sheryl Crowe social media video giving her Cybertruck to NPR.
Posted by: Lady in Black


These idiots are proving what? Giving away a $100K vehicle is going to affect Musk how?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (/U5Yz)

427 RNC drops vid of Trumps first 6 weeks in office.
https://tinyurl.com/3cp68vxm

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (3cbSr)

428 402 Forgot the link: https://tinyurl.com/57ekfukh

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (paSBy)

He's making them earn their graft the hard way, a $1 at a time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

429 MEK is my sippin sauce.

Ah ... California Sober then.

Posted by: How It Is at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (xe8OP)

430 405 I snorted acetone, once.
Once.
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 12:50 PM


MEK

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2025 12:52 PM (slg1+)

Ugh. That stuff is the devil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)

Formaldehyde is where it's at!!

I remember the first time we dissected frogs in biology class, I thought my brain was going to melt...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

431 Note they're hitting Trump with "eggs" and not "Ukraine"?

Why? Because he's strong there and their little plot didn't work.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (XIWh+)

432 If I were the hothouse flower that some of the more hysterical types here say I am, I wouldn't last 5 minutes. I've been here for 20 years.
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I've been coming here 20 years as well, and yet 3 or 4 years ago somebody here with a badge misread me as a newbie/troll and blocked my home address from posting at this site. So I can post here from anywhere in the world....just not from my living room! Lol!

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (TN0g+)

433 Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

I think one of our biggest fuck ups was accepting the premise that government work should be outsourced to private companies.

It is just a massive way to re-distribute the graft. There is no added efficiency, in fact, it's likely less efficient.

There is no reason for an entire shadow executive branch worth of corruption to exist outside the existing executive branch corruption.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (uCjyK)

434 422 "I've been here for 20 years."

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Marcia at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (89Sog)

=======

I disagree with Archimedes a lot (his orrery is overrated, to be honest), but he's good people and has been here a long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

435 Not trying to be mean or rude, it just came off to me as a Moby comment.

Rest assured, I don't do Moby.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (xCA6C)

436 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium

I was a grade school junkie.
Posted by: Auspex

I moved up to mineral spirits.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (nMHw5)

437 417 That's exactly my point. When I hear someone cursing, it sounds to me like they're unsure they're being taken seriously, and think saying f*** will make people view them seriously.

BTW, this was the origin on my middle school comment. Have you ever watched a gang of middle schoolers in public. Every other word is f***, because they're all completely unsure of themselves, and think that's how to get people to take you seriously.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

I would expect politicians to be polished enough to make sharp points without resorting to vulgarity. When you hear AOC swear, it's childishly stupid. A kid acting tough.

When you hear Trump say, "Aren't you tired of the bullshit?" That's him just cutting through the fluff. It's all contextual.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (KbCG3)

438 Note they're hitting Trump with "eggs" and not "Ukraine"?

Why? Because he's strong there and their little plot didn't work.
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Also because its a lot harder to throw Ukraine than it is to throw eggs.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (TN0g+)

439 Bluebell, she is in heaven. No, not in that way.
Not sure you got the word but Jr. and DILIT are engaged.
Even after living with us for three years, she still went for it.
Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2025 12:42 PM (G5NGO)
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Wonderful news! Congratulations all around.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (79pEw)

440 412 "Words like: Swell! and So's your old man!
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Memorizing jokes from Captain Billy's Whizbang!

Posted by: Dime novels in the corn crib! at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (5TbUi)

441 You know who else cut through the fluff?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (MGB5H)

442 Schumer, why not host a barbeque for your Democratic colleagues. Cook some cheeseburgers while wearing an apron that says "Kiss the Chef".

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (icmmM)

443
I'm young enough to remember when the Donk commie cocksuckers used to accuse us conservatives of being in lock-step with Rush Limbaugh, just parroting what he was saying.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (y9nCu)

444 No more women on the Supreme Court. Under no circumstances.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (MMp6W)

445 I'll say this, if you offered me a Cybertruck, or the most tricked out Frod or Chitvy or Dodgy truck, I'd take the Cybertruck.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 12:51 PM (dGCAG)

If I were given a free Cybertruck, I'd drive the bag off it until it broke. because, free. Why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (8zz6B)

446 Trump's agenda is collapsing before our eyes, y'all!

Posted by: James Carville at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (PiwSw)

447
Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (nMHw5)



Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffin' glue.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

448 Cowgirl in the Sand.

https://youtu.be/SNl13t9ZtmA

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (i24o9)

449 Lots of Cyber trucks in CA. Lots of posers in CA.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (wBaIH)

450 What I want to know is have the Trump people clawed back $1T in savings in six weeks? If they have done this, this will be the best SOTU address evah.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (pLaQB)

451 I think one of our biggest fuck ups was accepting the premise that government work should be outsourced to private companies.

It is just a massive way to re-distribute the graft. There is no added efficiency, in fact, it's likely less efficient.
------------
I'm now convinced that not a single Dollar leaves the government without a portion of it being sliced off and given to somebody other than the "official" beneficiary of that money.

Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (TN0g+)

452 " I thought they made Afrin illegal.

That it's basically meth. Or cocaine or whatever.."

Afrin is the nasal spray no? Not supposed to take it more than 3 days or you'll get rebound sinus swelling; I never knew it had any stimulant effect. They make pharmacies require an ID for sudafed and limit how much you can buy in a 4 week period; I take sudafed nightly for chronic rhinitis, I'm immune to any stimulant effect it may have on some people. Ace you should get quercetin. I don't think it has stimulant effect and its good stuff for allergies and cold sinus issues. Yes I still take my sudafed as well but the Q is good stuff, I bought some on horde recommendation in 2021, helped my dad with chronic allergies and helps me too.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (CKOCg)

453 Formaldehyde is where it's at!!

I remember the first time we dissected frogs in biology class, I thought my brain was going to melt...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

That shit made me sick as a dog. It was awful.

Posted by: Would've traded with the frog at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (5TbUi)

454 436 Acetone does a thorough job on the sinuses. We recommend it. Along with 4 out of 5 dentists and 9 out of 10 doctors.
Posted by: Chemical Consortium

I was a grade school junkie.
Posted by: Auspex

I moved up to mineral spirits.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.
Posted by: rickb223


The real addicts were mainlining ditto machine fluid.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (/U5Yz)

455 "Words like: Swell! and So's your old man!
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Memorizing jokes from Captain Billy's Whizbang!
Posted by: Dime novels in the corn crib! at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (5TbUi)
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Trying out Bevo
Trying out Cubebs
Trying out Tailor-mades like cigarette fiends!
And bragging all about how they cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (6K6Eu)

456 433 Posted by: L - Another fine day at March 04, 2025 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

I think one of our biggest fuck ups was accepting the premise that government work should be outsourced to private companies.

It is just a massive way to re-distribute the graft. There is no added efficiency, in fact, it's likely less efficient.

There is no reason for an entire shadow executive branch worth of corruption to exist outside the existing executive branch corruption.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (uCjyK)

It is only because they skip the first most obvious question... should we be doing this in the first place.
Many times the answer is no.

Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (53oGX)

457 Lest we forget and lose focus, I will point out all those times I admonished John Adams to quit being such a fag. Always wanting to open the windows and whatnot. The puffed up drama queen.

Posted by: Button Gwinnett at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (7Q0e+)

458 >> Zelensky is groveling now. He's not apologizing.
A call for leadership change from the head of the Ukrainian military may be what's necessary to get it.
———
The unspoken part here is the Russians will never accept any negotiation involving the war criminal Zelensky. They know well he is wholly untrustworthy. Either he goes or Russia does as it pleases by force of arms in Ukraine. No other possibility.

Posted by: electronic means at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (wFFVS)

459 Also because its a lot harder to throw Ukraine than it is to throw eggs.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:58 PM (TN0g+)

It's pretty flat though. Probably a great skipper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (VoAdT)

460 447
Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (nMHw5)


Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffin' glue.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Is Sniffin' an upgrade from Eatin'?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

461 If I ate a shit sandwich, I certainly wouldn't brag about it.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (J8LnB)

462 Technically it's not a SOTU, because supposedly Trump 'hasn't been President long enough' to report on the SOTU

I'm just hoping selected persons get new assholes ripped on live TV

Posted by: Don Black. Message: hold fast at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)

463 @452 Flonase works for me. It's over the counter, with store brand knockoffs as an option.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (LPS7w)

464 I'm now convinced that not a single Dollar leaves the government without a portion of it being sliced off and given to somebody other than the "official" beneficiary of that money.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (TN0g+)

Yeah, I think that's fair to say. It's why the DC area holds many of the richest counties in the US.

There are literally hundreds of thousands (millions?) of people getting rich by looting the treasury.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (uCjyK)

465 Trying out Bevo
Trying out Cubebs
Trying out Tailor-mades like cigarette fiends!
And bragging all about how they cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (6K6Eu)

We got trouble! Right here in River City!

Posted by: With a capital T that rhymes with P at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (5TbUi)

466 I think our biggest mistake is accepting the premise that government should be.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (MMp6W)

467 I personally think Cybertrucks look like crap, like some eight-year-old's design from the 1980's of a futuristic truck.

-----

When people paint them, it looks like an large scale entry in a Cub Scout Pinewood Derby.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 01:01 PM (VNX3d)

468 451 I think one of our biggest fuck ups was accepting the premise that government work should be outsourced to private companies.

It is just a massive way to re-distribute the graft. There is no added efficiency, in fact, it's likely less efficient.


92 percent of Booz, Allen, Hamilton's income is from government contracts.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (/U5Yz)

469 449 Lots of Cyber trucks in CA. Lots of posers in CA.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (wBaIH)

Seen quite a few of those, tons of Tesla cars, and a few Rivians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

470
Is Sniffin' an upgrade from Eatin'?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (ynpvh)



Better high and less stuck shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

471 Archimedes has indeed been commenting here a long time, and I've met him and can confirm he is good people.

And for what it's worth, and to no one's surprise, I concur with him about proper language. Miss Manners is my spirit animal.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (79pEw)

472 FJB promised to defeat COVID. He also promised a winter of death. I could list many many more FJB lies and failed promises but I'd break the blog.

Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (aBgBM)

473 447
Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (nMHw5)


Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffin' glue.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l3U09uI3zE

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (wtvvX)

474
Fluticasone is easier on my nose than Afrin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (jj2yx)

475 453 Formaldehyde is where it's at!!

I remember the first time we dissected frogs in biology class, I thought my brain was going to melt...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

That shit made me sick as a dog. It was awful.

Posted by: Would've traded with the frog at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (5TbUi)

I was for maldehyde before I was against it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

476 I doubt she ever drove it. Was it customised to look like a coffin?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (LPS7w)

You have to customize them for that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

477 The unspoken part here is the Russians will never accept any negotiation involving the war criminal Zelensky. They know well he is wholly untrustworthy. Either he goes or Russia does as it pleases by force of arms in Ukraine. No other possibility.
Posted by: electronic means at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (wFFVS)

I don't think Putin will back out if Z is the Ukrainian president.

Putin knows this isn't about Z and has never been. He knows it's the US intel community / deep state, with our European allies, who set this entire scenario up.

So really he's negotiating with Trump and the US Deep State, not with Trump and Zelensky.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 01:03 PM (uCjyK)

478 @471 *spit* I've now survived three Winters of Death.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 01:03 PM (LPS7w)

479 Cyber truck looks like an something that happened because a rubix cube hate fucked a Delorean.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (4XwPj)

480 1,4-dichlorobenzene, the solvent of champions.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (icmmM)

481 Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffin' glue.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Is Sniffin' an upgrade from Eatin'?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:00 P


Less filling!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (kgE5c)

482 478 @471 *spit* I've now survived three Winters of Death.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2025 01:03 PM (LPS7w)

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That winter of discontent didn't last that long thanks to the summer made by York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

483 Archimedes has indeed been commenting here a long time, and I've met him and can confirm he is good people.


You are very kind.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (xCA6C)

484 I remember the first time we dissected frogs in biology class, I thought my brain was going to melt...

--

I've been out of high school 44 years this spring. I can still remember that awful smell that permeated the hallways on frog dissecting day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (qBdHI)

485 > Ready for the SOTU?

I rarely watch SOTU but, if this the one where he sends in the Marines and arrests all the congressmen, I'd probably watch.

Posted by: comradearthur at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (sHuIA)

486 The unspoken part here is the Russians will never accept any negotiation involving the war criminal Zelensky. They know well he is wholly untrustworthy. Either he goes or Russia does as it pleases by force of arms in Ukraine. No other possibility.
Posted by: electronic means at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (wFFVS)

I wouldn't want to try to predict what Pootin is going to do. I suspect he'll take care of Zima, one way or another.

What I want to see is Trump essentially declaring Zima to be an illegitimate representative for Ukraine, and to insist on someone else being designated as their negotiator.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

487 Methyl Ethyl Ketone

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

488 Then who are the R senators who didn't show up? They have a majority, they should have been able to push through the bill. I switched to independent because the Rs talk a good game but never deliver.
Posted by: PaleRider

It was a cloture vote- 60 needed, and they knew it would not pass.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (UILbE)

489 483 You are very kind.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (xCA6C)

======

Oh, and my defense goes unnoticed?!

I'm sensing a Doof-like conflict arising...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

490 That winter of discontent didn't last that long thanks to the summer made by York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
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Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Willy the Shakes at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (6K6Eu)

491 471 Archimedes has indeed been commenting here a long time, and I've met him and can confirm he is good people.

And for what it's worth, and to no one's surprise, I concur with him about proper language. Miss Manners is my spirit animal.
Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 01:02 PM (79pEw)

It's delightful that our womenfolk are getting along so well!

Posted by: That gingham is LOVELY! at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (5TbUi)

492 Xlear?

Was that Epstein's private pervert jet?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

493 Gold spray paint in a Wonder Bread bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 12:57 PM (nMHw5)


Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffin' glue.......
Posted by: Sponge

Must have been in 8th grade. My cousin and I hung out at a pool hall. A guy there always had that gold ring around his mouth and no one around had a gold ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (nMHw5)

494 When people paint them, it looks like an large scale entry in a Cub Scout Pinewood Derby.

From the one kid whose dad didn't do all the work for him (or I guess now, her).

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (/y8xj)

495 490 That winter of discontent didn't last that long thanks to the summer made by York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
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Or words to that effect.
Posted by: Willy the Shakes at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (6K6Eu)

=======

"Well, he killed Bill Shakespeare."
"What?! Oh..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

496 It's delightful that our womenfolk are getting along so well!

How long did you have to pose for this morning's art thread?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

497 It is only because they skip the first most obvious question... should we be doing this in the first place.
Many times the answer is no.
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (53oGX)

But even when the answer is "yes," it's often a vehicle for corruption.

I once lived in a town that had outsourced it's landscaping to a local landscaper to save money.

Long story short, obviously the bid went to some guy who was a donor / supporter of the selectman of the town and there were allegations of kickbacks and no show jobs for his cronies and all kinds of shit. And of course the bidding process was very complicated and written, seemingly, specifically for the guys buddies company. And the amount he was paid was huge. Yes, less than what the parks department cost, but also way more than a private sector entity would pay.

And that's just a tiny little taste of what is going on.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (uCjyK)

498
There's a cybertruck running around locally, when I walked by one parked at Meijers yesterday I heard people laughing.

Kiss of death?

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (j4U/Z)

499 Archimedes has indeed been commenting here a long time, and I've met him and can confirm he is good people.
---

You are very kind.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (xCA6C)

You two are doing it, aren't you.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (dGCAG)

500 Oh, and my defense goes unnoticed?!

Sorry, I can only remember one thing at a time. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (BzP/F)

502 OT: Another f'n phone call from Asia for Medicare...If Trump really wants to get the support of the little guy, Tomahawk some of those scam call centers in Pok-E-Stan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

503 Putin is happy to have the cover of peace talks because the Ghost of KEEEV was just about to take Moscow and allow Ukraine to declare total worldwide victory.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Who forcibly ripped away all of the honor once involved in being a step-father? at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (zXoHi)

504 I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (BzP/F)

505 486 The unspoken part here is the Russians will never accept any negotiation involving the war criminal Zelensky. They know well he is wholly untrustworthy. Either he goes or Russia does as it pleases by force of arms in Ukraine. No other possibility.
Posted by: electronic means at March 04, 2025 01:00 PM (wFFVS)

I wouldn't want to try to predict what Pootin is going to do. I suspect he'll take care of Zima, one way or another.

What I want to see is Trump essentially declaring Zima to be an illegitimate representative for Ukraine, and to insist on someone else being designated as their negotiator.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (dGCAG)


Fox reports little z is changing his tune, bigly. Another op?

Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

506 Every time I see a cybertruck I expect Jan Michael Vincent to emerge from it.

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (0HaGk)

507 I see my Democrat Senator Fetterman not on the list.

I bet he just laughed at the whole idea.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

508 Karens gotta Karen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (i24o9)

509 27 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Agreed. Especially at the White House. At a rally, at a special moment at a rally or some other Rare occasion it's acceptable and can be a great release. Repetitively, it's offensive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (jj2yx)

510 500 Oh, and my defense goes unnoticed?!

Sorry, I can only remember one thing at a time. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

=======

*side-eye*

*nods manfully*

*delays conflict*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

511 480 1,4-dichlorobenzene, the solvent of champions.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (icmmM)

HF is more fun tho...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (wtvvX)

512 501

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (BzP/F)

Cromulent

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

513 Methyl Ethyl Ketone
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

The Ketone twins.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (Aqu9a)

514 “I’ve been told many times in my life, ‘When you find yourself in a hole, sometimes it’s best to quit digging.’ Screw that,” said former top FBI special agent at New York field office James Dennehy.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

515 Nood. You might want to sit this one out, Archimedes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (u73oe)

516 Oh for Pete's sakes, you guys are a bunch of goofballs.

Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (79pEw)

517 Archimedes has indeed been commenting here a long time, and I've met him and can confirm he is good people.

*Fist-bump!*

Posted by: Frankenstein's Monster at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (w9Wax)

518 505 Fox reports little z is changing his tune, bigly. Another op?
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

=======

He put out a tweet saying he wants peace now.

Which is the opposite of what he was saying in the WH meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

519 I thought this 16 minute brutal review of The Brutalist was funny. He says every so often a movie comes along that everyone hates but says they like it to virtue signal. This is that movie.

https://is.gd/sHy97B

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (L/fGl)

520 Every time I see a cybertruck I expect Jan Michael Vincent to emerge from it.
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (0HaGk)



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/SfyhL-pFFMw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

521 I rarely watch SOTU but, if this the one where he sends in the Marines and arrests all the congressmen, I'd probably watch.
Posted by: comradearthur at March 04, 2025 01:04 PM (sHuIA)
-----------
Emperor Norton I ordered the Army to "clear the halls of Congress." Perhaps he was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (6K6Eu)

522 506 Every time I see a cybertruck I expect Jan Michael Vincent to emerge from it.

Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (0HaGk)

Hah! Yeah, Timecop.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

523 27 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes
-----
I would be straight-up concerned if I met a Marine that didn't curse prolifically.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (iyRXG)

524 426 413 Speaking of Cybertrucks, I see that Elvira, mistress of the lesbian, made her own Sheryl Crowe social media video giving her Cybertruck to NPR.
Posted by: Lady in Black

These idiots are proving what? Giving away a $100K vehicle is going to affect Musk how?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2025 12:56 PM (/U5Yz)

They're proving that the Feds don't need to support NPR. They get donations, and that should be enough to cover their costs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (VNX3d)

525
Lots of Cyber trucks in CA. Lots of posers in CA.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2025 12:59 PM (wBaIH)



The stainless steel DeLorean look doesn't do it any favors. The DeLoreans always looked like they were dirty, because of the brushed steel texture holding road grease and dirt.

The car tint place next door to my shop has done full body wraps on several Cybertrucks in black. They all come out looking like Batman's station wagon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (y9nCu)

526 Fox reports little z is changing his tune, bigly. Another op?
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

Someone else tells him what to say and do, so yeah, whatever he's doing, it's an op.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

527 Probably Fenelon can do it, she's a better person than I.
Posted by: Iasonas from NJ the state that invented cursing at March 04, 2025 12:45 PM (gUzGB)

I'm not a better person than you are, and yes, driving in Jersey traffic is a challenge if one wants to avoid cursing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (zsXOK)

528 They have tried to destroy him, jail him, impeach him, assassination, etc., and ruin his family, and note well anybody who supports him. That means you.

And you’re upset that he isn’t polite?


Yeah. I'd rather he was a cicero-like statesman with a silver tongue and soaring rhetoric, who never swore or slipped in a sales pitch. I'd rather he was a noble figure, but he's the man of his era, and this is what we have to work with. And as you note, he's got plenty of reason to not be particularly gentle or polite.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (2VST1)

529 513 Methyl Ethyl Ketone
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2025 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

The Ketone twins.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2025 01:07 PM (Aqu9a)

Did they sing with the Andrews Sisters?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

530 Wish list for the SOTU address:
1. Democrats do something tacky, petty and not well received (this is pretty much a given)
2. Trump rubs it in their face by having his special guests represent parties the Left can't stand. Daniel Penny would be a good choice.
3. Trump shows up with a prop. A giant binder that contains the listing of wasted tax dollars and how that's being corrected.
4. A very short, concise, and accurate explanation of how inflation and high grocery prices occur, and how the last four years contributed to that cost.
5. Solutions and what he plans to do.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2025 01:10 PM (dIske)

531 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

This is possibly the least moby thing I have ever read.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 01:10 PM (XIWh+)

532 I thought they made Afrin illegal.

That it's basically meth. Or cocaine or whatever.
Posted by: BurtTC
......

Ask your doctor if Afrin is right for you.
Side effects include anal leakage and permanent brain damage.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

533 From your first cigarette to your last dying day.

Posted by: Like a cigarette should at March 04, 2025 01:11 PM (dg+HA)

534 >>>What I want to see is Trump essentially declaring Zima to be an illegitimate representative for Ukraine, and to insist on someone else being designated as their negotiator.

Posted by: BurtTC
---

Read, here, that Bozo has apologized. But I agree, he should be tossed. The deal he signed with Britain three days before the White House visit, iced Starmer and Bozoensky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2025 01:11 PM (jj2yx)

535 He put out a tweet saying he wants peace now.

Which is the opposite of what he was saying in the WH meeting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 04, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

Opposite of what he said yesterday.

I assume Trump saw the piano he posted, with Trump's name on it.

That won't help him.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

536 Ask your doctor if Afrin is right for you.
Side effects include anal leakage and permanent brain damage.
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2025 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

But will it clear my nose? That's all I care about.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:12 PM (dGCAG)

537 Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

BTW Trump has come in a lot stronger on this than I thought. I thought he would move the borders and put Uke in fake NATO. Totally wrong,Trump's plan is genius. He has been smart to push Uke around like the toy bitch they are. And it's probably the only way a deal would get done anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 01:12 PM (XIWh+)

538 New thread up

Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2025 01:12 PM (dGCAG)

539 Spring is nigh. The traditional campaign season, when winter camps are emptied and the festivities begin. Trump knows that time was being wasted.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2025 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

540 They did release a few DeLoreans at the end of the run with paint and they look amazing. The stainless steel was cool but its not the best look

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 01:15 PM (2VST1)

541 Do you know what the biggest shit that wasn't true was?

A highly compromised President that was not mentally fit to hold the office but the American people and the world were lied to repeatedly and told he was. Sharp as a tack!

One big op.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2025 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

542 OT- speaking of traffic I mentioned in church that my son may have to learn to use a truck. Our patriarch ( who is 92) said he wanted to be nearer to his family so he had to change his job to one which involved driving a truck ( back then they all had stick shift). He said on his first day that this man had to drive a truck (which he had never done before) into NYC. He said, "Ok but I've never driven into NYC before either." Boss said here's a map (This was long before cell phones or Mapquest) but the problem was the guy who was supposed to go with him to help unload was asleep. I like hearing these kinds of stories about working life from the older folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2025 01:17 PM (42Vb+)

543 Today, the Superior Court of the District of Columbia delivered a resounding blow to overreach in the long-running defamation lawsuit brought by climate scientist Michael Mann against conservative commentator Mark Steyn. In a Final Judgment Order, Judge Alfred S. Irving, Jr. reduced Steyn’s punitive damages from an astronomical $1 million to a modest $5,000—vindicating Steyn, protecting open debate, and sending a powerful message about the limits of legal bullying.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 01:17 PM (RHGPo)

544 I have had karens up to my neck and ...

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2025 01:19 PM (J8LnB)

545 guess these 23 tards share 1 "brain". and not a very bright one at that. treasonous assholes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 04, 2025 01:28 PM (mTKSk)

546 The identical wording as if from a single script has been going on for a long time. Rush used to highlight it regularly.
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2025 12:16 PM (i0F8b)

Zelensky got identical congrats from 8 or 9 EUcrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2025 01:36 PM (n7h9X)

547 This reminds me of "Pick-a-Little" from the movie version of "The Music Man." All those chickens gathered around, picking at the feed.

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 04, 2025 01:39 PM (Apbdw)

548 I wonder if the Democrats got a group discount

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2025 01:39 PM (RHGPo)

549 Cursing is one thing both Trump and Vance do that I don't like. It's undignified in a president.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2025 12:07 PM (xCA6C)

This is possibly the least moby thing I have ever read.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2025 01:10 PM (XIWh+)

Archimedes was cussing in Greek running around Syracuse naked when he discovered the measurement of volume by displacement. So undignified.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2025 01:40 PM (n7h9X)

550 OT- speaking of traffic I mentioned in church that my son may have to learn to use a truck. Our patriarch ( who is 92) said he wanted to be nearer to his family so he had to change his job to one which involved driving a truck ( back then they all had stick shift). He said on his first day that this man had to drive a truck (which he had never done before) into NYC. He said, "Ok but I've never driven into NYC before either." Boss said here's a map (This was long before cell phones or Mapquest) but the problem was the guy who was supposed to go with him to help unload was asleep. I like hearing these kinds of stories about working life from the older folks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2025 01:17 PM (42Vb+)

I got a commercial license to drive a scientific experiment to CA in late winter. You have to be very aware how big your truck is thats for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2025 01:42 PM (n7h9X)

551 Yeah. I'd rather he was a cicero-like statesman with a silver tongue and soaring rhetoric, who never swore or slipped in a sales pitch. I'd rather he was a noble figure, but he's the man of his era, and this is what we have to work with. And as you note, he's got plenty of reason to not be particularly gentle or polite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2025 01:09 PM (2VST1)

Cicero basically dropped trousers in a legal case vs Cato, a humorless drunkard. Cato was famous for not wearing a shirt under the toga, Chickpea wiggled out of his mid speech.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2025 01:45 PM (n7h9X)

552 Hmm. Per Dems, "Costs for groceries, gas, housing & rent are UP."

Gas prices in Cincinnati, Columbus and Dayton have fallen by about 50 cents a gallon in the past 6 weeks to about $2.50/gallon or lower. that's a 17% drop.

It's too early to tell for the other three items, but the gas price trend seems like a harbinger, especially for a product whose costs are built into the pricing of anything that's transported, which is basically everything.

Posted by: Litany Of Lies at March 04, 2025 02:11 PM (KI4ls)

553 We're pulling for you, Ace!

Posted by: Kurtz at March 04, 2025 02:43 PM (hik8J)

554 Glad you are almost full strength, Ace!

I would say a serious majority agree that we are very tired of Europe's indignation of us considering their parasitical nature.

I was stationed in Germany from '88-'90 and lived on the economy with my girlfriend. The kids my age sneered at 'you Americans are stupid, we go to college free."

While I fixed their cars I replied "No, we are paying your bills hand have been for decades."

Very tired of them. Bless Meloni and Le Pen, etc..

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 04, 2025 02:52 PM (1E4GV)

555 Since most Dim supporters can't read, they all assume this is ok for retards.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2025 02:53 PM (6PCLE)

556 Hey, you know what kids like is when adults talk like Negroes, let’s do that.

Posted by: Deceased Head Footyball Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 04, 2025 03:00 PM (bTx6q)

557 NPCs shall stay NPCs and not become real characters.
F them and the dildo they rode in on.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at March 04, 2025 10:56 PM (DZJiF)

558 Hi there! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that would be ok.

I'm definitely enjoying your blog and look forward to new
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