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Trumpday Cafe

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London Bridge (subway) Station
Linda Wisdom Photography
@CreativeWisdom_

Family adopted a dog. Then they went back to the shelter and adopted their dog's sister, too.

Rubbing a quokka, if you catch my meaning.


POV from eagle's shoulders.

Morning glory.

Otters may be cute, but some of them are jugglers.

Aurora borealis light show.

Giving your carrot to a beaver, if you get my drift.


A genius innovation in shelving. Think of the number of dead batteries and chop sticks you can store in there!!!

Deer bounding down suburban street.

Talking toy makes for a good babysitter for puppies.

Big machines for building bridges.

Eclipse at... sunrise?

Now this is podracing!

For your morning drive, expect some slowdowns caused by fast-moving lava.

Inman:

Super Ninja Recovery.

Skynet's warming up.

Skynet Phase 2.

Bruce Wayne's early training videos.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the ocean again...




Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 Happy Trumpday to you, too.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2025 07:41 PM (n2swS)

2
Cavfefe

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 07:43 PM (c6MVp)

3 That's an evil, nasty river otter ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2025 07:44 PM (bK1ip)

4
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OF MEASLES!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 07:45 PM (dxSpM)

5 Werewolves hang out in train stations like that.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

6 I thought London Bridge fell down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

7
Willowed.

Jane D'oh had some intense news about Kat Timpf. Hours before she gave birth, she found out she needs a double mastectomy for early-stage breast cancer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 26, 2025 07:47 PM (pgtWZ)

8 Otters may be cute, but some of them are jugglers.

Crusty jugglers!

Posted by: For the greater good at February 26, 2025 07:48 PM (5TbUi)

9 Werewolves hang out in train stations like that.
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

Their hair is perfect.

Posted by: Next stop Trader Vic's at February 26, 2025 07:49 PM (5TbUi)

10 Otters may be cute, but some of them are jugglers.

Crusty jugglers!
Posted by: For the greater good at February 26, 2025 07:48 PM (5TbUi)

Otters otter be good jugglers.

Do river otters juggle sea otters, or sea otters juggle river otters, better?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 07:49 PM (VNX3d)

11
I saw that about Kat Timpf last night. She did give birth to a baby boy. But damn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

12
Deleted my FB account today. 10 years ago, even 5, it was nice for a non-social person like me to share interests.

Now it's nothing but ads, AI-generated garbage, political hysteria, Chinese propaganda and anti-American ravings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 07:50 PM (dxSpM)

13 That infinite drawer might possibly be an even worse idea than a lazy susan.

Its only advantage is that you're not going to lose things off the side.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2025 07:50 PM (hB7mE)

14
Dalton, the storytelling dragon ...


... would have been the skin, wads of stuffing, and a gnawed mechanism had it been presented to any puppy that was ever raised in this household.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 07:51 PM (xG4kz)

15 Yeah, watching the world from the eagle's perspective gives me a little bit more appreciation for the passion that drives the guys in wingsuits.

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 07:52 PM (mADJX)

16 Shouldn't London Bridge Station be falling down by now?

And where's all the fair ladies?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

17 I love watching Timelapse videos of the Milky Way. I’ve watched enough of them that I have a real good sense what is going on.

In a few videos the resolution is so good, you can stop the video and see butterfly nebula.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 26, 2025 07:52 PM (Vh9CX)

18 Speaking of the ISS, when does Musk go save those smelly folks?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

19 The new Infinity Drawers movie came up shorts.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

20 The Cafe has remained Yak free for 57 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 07:53 PM (mB6WH)

21 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OF MEASLES!!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

CHAOS

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

22 The worst thing about Facebook now is that they won't show you posts from the groups you subscribed to. You have to go into Groups and look at them that way. Then they ask if you want to see more or less. The worst thing this week is four day old weather reports from other states. It has been helpful for local events

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2025 07:54 PM (o5+a9)

23 'Skynet Phase 2.'

China has the funniest injury videos.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2025 07:55 PM (3wi/L)

24 Good evening everyone
Time for 1 video then bed time

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2025 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

25
"And Kathleen Kennedy wept, seeing as she had no more worlds to conquer franchises to disembowel."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 07:55 PM (xG4kz)

26 How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2025 07:56 PM (xhfG9)

27 the kid and the shovel elicited a hearty chuckle from this viewer

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 07:56 PM (AOsQT)

28 That infinite drawer might possibly be an even worse idea than a lazy susan.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Because it's just a really shallow lazy susan?

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2025 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

29 Top pic needs an American werewolf

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 07:57 PM (AOsQT)

30 The shark video; "discount Justin Bieber". Hilarious!

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 07:57 PM (mADJX)

31 i would rub my quokka every day if I had one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)

32 You know, I'd like to see a picture of Julie London rather than London Bridge. To make it interesting to everyone, how about including Gage and DeSoto.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 07:57 PM (VNX3d)

33 How much ground round would a ground hog hog, if a ground hog hogged ground round?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 07:58 PM (2VST1)

34 "And where's all the fair ladies?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

"Take the keys and LOCK HER UP."

That about covers it.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

35 Haven't slept well on a long time but a long day tomorrow so hopefully a good night.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2025 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

36 Stop - what's that sound
It's the death rattle of this rusty old town
Stop - listen again
It's the sound of laughter all along the Thames

Gone down to london to be the king

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2025 08:00 PM (18Lh/)

37 Top picture: "Mind the gap!"

Every time I got off the train I got a chuckle out of that. Why, yes - I do have the maturity of a 13 year old boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 08:02 PM (cYBz/)

38
That bounding deer was in Mobridge, SD

** The More You Know **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:02 PM (xG4kz)

39 Every time I got off the train I got a chuckle out of that. Why, yes - I do have the maturity of a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 08:02 PM (cYBz/)
---
Heh. I *was* a 13-year-old boy the first time I heard "mind the gap." That was my first trip to London.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

40 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin? I think we all know the answer to that. It's not right that slovenly penguins are promoted while the noble yak is virtually ignored.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

41 It's not right that slovenly penguins are promoted while the noble yak is virtually ignored.

That sounds exactly like something Big Yak would say

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:05 PM (2VST1)

42 120 IRS offices: gone.

More, I say. MORE!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:05 PM (W5ArC)

43 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin? I think we all know the answer to that. It's not right that slovenly penguins are promoted while the noble yak is virtually ignored.
Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
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The Penguin Promotion Board shall hear about this!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 08:06 PM (BpYfr)

44 How's that penguin butter experiment going?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 08:08 PM (mB6WH)

45 We're on the notification list for the International Space Station, and Mrs. Paco gets a text anytime it's flying over our area. We go out in the yard and stand there watching it move through the sky.

This is always in the evening, and we do it, not just because we're easily entertained, but because we believe it creeps out the neighbors. They probably think we're receiving messages from our home planet.

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 08:08 PM (mADJX)

46 How much ham would a hamster slam if a hamster could slam ham?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:08 PM (W5ArC)

47
120 IRS offices: gone.

More, I say. MORE!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:05 PM (W5ArC)

_________

But how will we know whether you're paying Your Fair Share of Taxes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 08:09 PM (dxSpM)

48 "That sounds exactly like something Big Yak would say
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

I have no association with Big Yak and am beholden to no critter, other than being partial to dogs.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

49 Just took the trash to the curb. What an absolutely miserable night it is out there. Bah.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 08:09 PM (mH6SG)

50 40 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin? - fd

I'll take one of each.

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 08:10 PM (mADJX)

51 Notorious BFD, I'm sorry because it is an absolutely glorious evening here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 08:11 PM (mB6WH)

52 Have people seen what Ariana Grande looks like now? She has the physique of a death camp survivor, its horrifying. Ozempic? Vegan? Eating disorder? Yeah she's a Disney girl survivor, and has been displaying mental issues for a long time now but its sad to see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:12 PM (2VST1)

53 That subway photo reminds me of the London underground scene in "American Werewolf in London."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2025 08:13 PM (LPS7w)

54 I had measles as a kid
Very sick
My eyesight was a lot worse afterward

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:13 PM (OTdqV)

55 Synchronicity

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 26, 2025 08:13 PM (LPS7w)

56
This is always in the evening, and we do it, not just because we're easily entertained, but because we believe it creeps out the neighbors. They probably think we're receiving messages from our home planet.
Posted by: Paco


Make yourselves a pair of aluminum foil hats to wear at those times -- really give them something to talk about!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (xG4kz)

57 It might be a bit hyperbolic to call a student sit-in a terrorist activity.

Look at the comments here. You have multiple commenters actually calling for the students to be shot and killed.

It's a very strange dynamic


Since I was one of those calling for those students to be shot and killed I’d like to respond to this jackass.

When you support savages that tied a mother and her baby together with wire and then set them on fire and watch them burn to death, or kidnap a mother and her baby’s and beat them to death because they’re a different religion or ethnicity you’ve lost any consideration for what you want to call civilized behavior. You’ve declared yourself an enemy of anything that is good and decent and ought to be put down like a rabid animal

Posted by: Gman at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (DFJYi)

58 Notorious BFD, I'm sorry because it is an absolutely glorious evening here.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 08:11 PM


Glad to hear it, BH. I shall live vicariously through your good fortune!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (mH6SG)

59 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin? - fd

How drunk am I?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (cYBz/)

60 My anxiety is so bad today

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (OTdqV)

61 47 But how will we know whether you're paying Your Fair Share of Taxes? - Hadrian the Seventh

I shall provide you with an affidavit, signed and witnessed by Mrs. Paco, affirming that I have paid my fair share. Printed on heavy parchment and festooned with more ribbons and wax seals than a land grant from the King of Spain.

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 08:16 PM (mADJX)

62 > 40 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin?

Yaks produce milk and beef, while penguins just produce inedible meat and feces that smells like rotten fish.

So I think that pretty much answers itself.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:16 PM (W5ArC)

63 I saw Ariana Grande on one of my feeds and was wondering what was wrong with her. Do they just not pay the actors so they can't eat anything? Nicole Kidman looks worse. Of something ever happened to her, she woukd never need an xray. You could just make her stand in front of a window. Hideous.

Posted by: Megthered at February 26, 2025 08:16 PM (oYePG)

64 You are not alone Vmom, we're all here for you. Jesus loves you. You are surrounded by family. Don't despair, soak in the love

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (2VST1)

65
I heard that the SpaceX rescue flight to bring back the Boeing refugees is to take place within the next few weeks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (xG4kz)

66
"Critical Public Services" = Jobs for drones

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (dxSpM)

67 56 Make yourselves a pair of aluminum foil hats to wear at those times -- really give them something to talk about! - Krebs v Carnot

Excellent suggestion! Or maybe we can find a couple of old deep sea diving helmets.

Posted by: Paco at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (mADJX)

68

Eli Lilly said Wednesday it will build three manufacturing plants in the United States to make the key raw ingredients in its medicines, a push to bring home a critical part of the pharmaceutical supply chain that largely comes from foreign sources.

The Indianapolis-based drugmaker said it will more than double its planned investments in manufacturing to $50 billion, including plants it has announced since 2020, as part of what it called the largest manufacturing investment by a pharmaceutical firm in U.S. history.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

69 That talking doll is cute!

Posted by: M3GAN at February 26, 2025 08:18 PM (D7oie)

70 Hollyweird is on an Ozempic kick. Looking like a crackhead is chic again. Pile on some prison tats to complete the look.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

71 I saw Ariana Grande on one of my feeds and was wondering what was wrong with her.

Her minders ordered her to stop licking the donuts and it was all downhill from there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 08:19 PM (mH6SG)

72 Thank you so much Christopher

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:20 PM (J5RCE)

73 My anxiety is so bad today
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (OTdqV)

If I could, I'd give you a hug. It might not help, but it wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 08:20 PM (VNX3d)

74 @JesseBWatters
·
58s
BREAKING NEWS: US Attorney General
@PamBondi
says we can expect brand new Jeffrey Epstein details TOMORROW. Expect flight logs and names…

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:21 PM (LkLld)

75 Since I was one of those calling for those students to be shot and killed I’d like to respond to this jackass.

When you support savages that tied a mother and her baby together with wire and then set them on fire and watch them burn to death, or kidnap a mother and her baby’s and beat them to death because they’re a different religion or ethnicity you’ve lost any consideration for what you want to call civilized behavior. You’ve declared yourself an enemy of anything that is good and decent and ought to be put down like a rabid animal
Posted by: Gman at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (DFJYi)
Hard to argue with that.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 08:23 PM (LHPAg)

76
Visualization of the orbit of the ISS and the ground tract over 5 days:

https://tinyurl.com/yalxvyuh

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 08:23 PM (w6EFb)

77 Ana Navarro is on Celebrity Jeopardy in about half an hour. I don't think I have enough spite to watch. Then again, the last time I saw a clip of her on Bill Maher's show, she referred to Antony Blinken as "Anthony Blumpkin".

Do Not Google "blumpkin"

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 26, 2025 08:23 PM (pIfcn)

78 says we can expect brand new Jeffrey Epstein details TOMORROW. Expect flight logs and names…

Guess we shall see what we shall see. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 08:23 PM (mH6SG)

79 hugs back at ya Hour of the Wolf

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:24 PM (WL2lA)

80 I had measles as a kid

I never had measles but I had scarlatina, basically scarlet fever for little kids. I was so little I don't remember it. Other than the Wuhan Flu, the sickest I've ever been was when I got hit by a car, almost breaking a leg, then got hives from the stress, I guess? That really sucked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:24 PM (2VST1)

81 vmom, big hug

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 08:25 PM (mB6WH)

82 Do Not Google "blumpkin"

Why not? It is good, clean fun!

Posted by: The Germans at February 26, 2025 08:25 PM (mH6SG)

83 Thanks Ben Had

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:26 PM (WL2lA)

84 64 You are not alone Vmom, we're all here for you. Jesus loves you. You are surrounded by family. Don't despair, soak in the love
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:17 PM (2VST1)
I just got here, what's going on with vmom?

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 08:26 PM (LHPAg)

85 The Washington Post published a report today stating that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has advised the Trump administration to repeal the 2009 “endangerment finding,” which classifies greenhouse gases as a threat to public health and welfare. This finding has underpinned federal emissions regulations for over a decade. The Post suggests that such a move, if enacted, would mark a significant shift in U.S. climate policy. The story relies on unnamed sources, leaving its claims unverified but noteworthy given the potential implications.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2025 08:26 PM (GITLP)

86 So some guys went crazy in Disney world, about like 20 years ago. They hopped off rides and explored, climbed Mt Everest, checked out the animatronics, etc. They filmed it all on camcorders, and a guy made a documentary out of it called "Stolen Kingdom." Sounds really interesting. Film Threat has a bit on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:26 PM (2VST1)

87 Would you rather have a yak or a penguin? - fd

How drunk am I?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 08:14 PM (cYBz/)



And...do I get a step stool or not?

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 26, 2025 08:26 PM (NMT5x)

88 Eromero, nothing really, just having anxiety attacks

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:27 PM (7gFa4)

89
Fr. Emil Kapaun, Medal of Honor recipient who died in a North Korean POW camp tending to his fellow prisoners, was advanced yesterday by the Dicastery for the Causes of Saints in Rome to the rank of Venerable. I ask Fr. Kapaun's intercession every day for one of the Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 08:28 PM (dxSpM)

90 >I saw Ariana Grande on one of my feeds and was wondering what was wrong with her.
----

I think she got into an Audrey Hepburn kind of thing and took it too far

girl needs some milk shakes and mashed potatoes

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 08:30 PM (AOsQT)

91
I had rickets.

Or was it the croop?

I forget.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:30 PM (c6MVp)

92
Maybe it was the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:30 PM (c6MVp)

93 So yeah I had measles, mumps, and chickenpox.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:31 PM (WL2lA)

94 Maybe it was the heebie jeebies.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:30 PM (c6MVp)
---
Boogie woogie flu?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 08:31 PM (BpYfr)

95 Ariana Pequeño

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 26, 2025 08:32 PM (NMT5x)

96 "How drunk am I?
Posted by: Tonypete"

Once you go yak, you never go back.

Posted by: Big Yak at February 26, 2025 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

97 'heroin chic'

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 08:32 PM (AOsQT)

98
I think I had a bout of leprosy, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:32 PM (c6MVp)

99
Oh wait.
Not leprosy. Dropsy.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:33 PM (c6MVp)

100 The Washington Post published a report today stating that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has advised the Trump administration to repeal the 2009 “endangerment finding,”

Yeah they were previously blocked by a judge from doing it, for a while, then got a new definition done, I think maybe congress passed a law. They have to be stopped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:33 PM (2VST1)

101 Adriana la Flaca.

Posted by: M3GAN at February 26, 2025 08:34 PM (D7oie)

102
I think she { Ariana Grande } got into an Audrey Hepburn kind of thing and took it too far.


Audrey Hepburn did not have an eating disorder.

Hepburn survived starvation during World War II, which her family has said may have contributed to her lifelong thinness. The daughter of a Dutch baroness and a British father who left the family when Hepburn was 6, she barely survived the German occupation of Holland, which began when she was 11.

"By the end of the war, she was very close to death," says Dotti. "She survived by eating nettles and tulip bulbs and drinking water to fill her stomach. She was almost 5' 6" and weighed 88 lbs. She had jaundice and edema. She suffered from anemia the rest of her life, possibly as a consequence. … She was the same age as Anne Frank and [later] said: "That was the girl who didn't make it and I did." Her voice would crack, and her eyes would fill with tears."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:34 PM (xG4kz)

103 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
·
5m
BREAKING: AG Pam Bondi says “some” Epstein information including “a lot of flight logs, a lot of names, a lot of information” will be released tomorrow. 👀👀
---

"some" means that tomorrow's release will probably be the end of it

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 08:34 PM (AOsQT)

104 Did we not see flight lists some three years ago?
Are they now gonna be "confirmed", like Hunters phots were confirmed... years later?
Flight logs don't mean shit. The FIB raided that island and has (did have, guarantee they weren't destroyed) video.
Texas (?) ranch had video. There is blackmail hard evidence. Where is it, and who was being blackmailed?
Anything else is trolling us.
And with this latest "great" budget, I think we're already being trolled.
I ain't happy.

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 08:35 PM (cPGH3)

105 It's never safe to go into the ocean.

Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2025 08:35 PM (8I4hW)

106
I had german measles. And, what's the "kissing" disease? True story.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:35 PM (c6MVp)

107 vmom, if I were there with you I would buy a boba tea and shoot the tapioca balls at you because being pissed off is far better than being anxious.

Posted by: M3GAN at February 26, 2025 08:35 PM (D7oie)

108 >>Would you rather have a yak or a penguin?

Once tried penguin, but ended up yakking all day long.

Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2025 08:35 PM (z+ik4)

109 Not leprosy. Dropsy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:33 PM (c6MVp)


Admit it, you had athlete's foot with complications.

Posted by: M3GAN at February 26, 2025 08:36 PM (D7oie)

110 88 Eromero, nothing really, just having anxiety attacks
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:27 PM (7gFa4)
'I give you not a spirit of fear, but a spirit of power and love.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 08:36 PM (LHPAg)

111 Pam Bondi claims the Epstein files released in a day or two. Taking bets on percentage of it being retractions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:37 PM (2VST1)

112 I had german measles. And, what's the "kissing" disease? True story.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes

infectious mononucleosis

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

113 I ask Fr. Kapaun's intercession every day for one of the Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Fr. Kapauan, ora pro nobis.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:37 PM (WL2lA)

114 That infinite drawer might possibly be an even worse idea than a lazy susan.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


I saw Infinite Drawers open for The Skivvies at the Red Light Café in '23.

https://youtu.be/gcYYjkbOReQ

NSFW. Barely safe for youtube.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2025 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

115
I still retain my Tonsils, as far as I know.
Still can't get over how Tonsil Removal is no longer done. That was a HUGELY popular plot device in every TV show I watched as a kid.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 08:37 PM (c6MVp)

116 stupid murderous gynoid sock.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:38 PM (D7oie)

117 I had german measles.

Ooh look at you, aren't we special. Shall we go and play the Grande Piano?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 08:39 PM (2VST1)

118
"some" means that tomorrow's release will probably be the end of it
IMO
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 08:34 PM (AOsQT)


There may be intentional falsification in the files, too, that have to be rooted out.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:39 PM (D7oie)

119 Has anything in the last 5 weeks made you think that Trump isn't over delivering on what he promised?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:40 PM (LkLld)

120
One for the FAFO files. Some idiot Tik-Toker posted some video calling for Elon to be assasinated, and then admits she hasn't paid taxes in 8 years.

Libs of TikTok posted that, and then Ed Martin (now US Attorney for D.C) saw it, and replied to the woman, thanks for identifying yourself, we'll be talking soon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 08:40 PM (w6EFb)

121 Alan Sherman, Mononucleosis is the Kissing Disease...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxl1Vbr6blA

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2025 08:40 PM (i0F8b)

122
Ever since I say zee instead of "the."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 08:40 PM (c6MVp)

123 >Audrey Hepburn did not have an eating disorder.
---

I wouldn't know
I think Grande was just trying to copy her look

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 08:41 PM (AOsQT)

124 Obligatory flight music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrGfBnPRZCQ

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2025 08:42 PM (FhXTo)

125
Pam Bondi claims the Epstein files released in a day or two. Taking bets on percentage of it being retractions
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Al Capone's vault

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

126 "Has anything in the last 5 weeks made you think that Trump isn't over delivering on what he promised?
Posted by: JackStraw"

Have they canned the Ad Council yet? Then I will have no complaints.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

127
Number of normal men who prefer 'heroin chic' women: zero.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 08:43 PM (dxSpM)

128 Who let out my secret training video?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 26, 2025 08:43 PM (MGB5H)

129 By the way, Mrs. E made it through left knee replacement surgery, even better than she did on the right knee in October. I think because the nerve block worked this time. She is home in her recliner iced up and watching TCM.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 08:44 PM (LHPAg)

130 @PamBondi says we can expect brand new Jeffrey Epstein details TOMORROW. Expect flight logs and names…
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:21 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

I'm not optimistic. I read the letter that Rep. Luna received today regarding the release of JFK, MLK, RFK, and Epstein files. It could have been written by Garland.

https://tinyurl.com/4x8f8h6f

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2025 08:44 PM (3ImbR)

131 Okay, Jack Straw... you ain't let me down yet...
But I'ma watchin' yew.

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 08:45 PM (cPGH3)

132
Have they canned the Ad Council yet? Then I will have no complaints.
Posted by: fd


Can you still send off for pamphlets from Boulder, CO?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

133 >>I'm not optimistic. I read the letter that Rep. Luna received today regarding the release of JFK, MLK, RFK, and Epstein files. It could have been written by Garland.

Counterpoint. Bondi in her own words. Luna seems pleased.

https://tinyurl.com/47y63259

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (LkLld)

134 So very glad my tonsils were removed! Up until then, I was nearly always sick/had a sore throat. It was miserable.

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (rdVOm)

135 Haven't seen this posted on AoS yet, but OMB issued a memo today about agency RIFs and reorganizations.

Phase one - govt agencies required to submit plans for large scale RIFs and cost savings by March 15

Phase two - govt agencies required to submit restructuring plans by April 15 with an eye towards implementation by Sept 30. This includes office closures or moves.

Monthly status updates due in May, June and July.

Link to the pdf of the 7 page memo (remember - always read the primary source rather that just relying on media reports). Read the whole thing:
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb7tmf

Posted by: TRex at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

136 By the way, Mrs. E made it through left knee replacement surgery, even better than she did on the right knee in October. I think because the nerve block worked this time. She is home in her recliner iced up and watching TCM.

Excellent news. Prayers up for a continued speedy recovery.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (mH6SG)

137 It could have been written by Garland.
IrishEi

probably written by the same guy who WROTE Garland's letters

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 08:47 PM (cPGH3)

138 I'm not optimistic. I read the letter that Rep. Luna received today regarding the release of JFK, MLK, RFK, and Epstein files. It could have been written by Garland.

Who the hell is Patrick Davis and why does he still have a job?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2025 08:48 PM (/y8xj)

139 What's going on, Fappers and Fappettes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 08:48 PM (mzM2O)

140 Werewolves hang out in train stations like that.
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

Their hair is perfect.
Posted by: Next stop Trader Vic's at February 26, 2025 07:49 PM


He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (jc0TO)

141 Prayers up for Mrs. E.. Knees be hard, I've heard.

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (cPGH3)

142 Can you still send off for pamphlets from Boulder, CO?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 08:45 PM (63Dwl)


I was sad the day I discovered that Loompanics had stopped publishing

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie)

143 The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government. Wait til people find out they’re still liable for the full amount with the IRS.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (u73oe)

144 > Not leprosy. Dropsy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 26, 2025 08:33 PM (c6MVp)

Leprosy, Dropsy, Epilepsy, Palsy, Catalepsy, Dystrophy, Apoplexy, and Idiocy were the siblings of Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton Tail, and Peter that were never discussed outside the immediate family.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:50 PM (W5ArC)

145 143 The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government. Wait til people find out they’re still liable for the full amount with the IRS.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (u73oe)

This bish any berry bright

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 08:50 PM (mzM2O)

146 > She’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government.

That's gotta be a federal crime.

Send the U.S. Marshals to arrest her insurrectionary ass and drag her back to DC in irons.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:51 PM (W5ArC)

147 Do states collect federal income tax?

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

148 Counterpoint. Bondi in her own words. Luna seems pleased.
https://tinyurl.com/47y63259
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

I saw that too. I have been and remain very positive about everything happening since 1/20, but I'm telling you, that letter...

Makes me wonder if she went on Watters' show because of all the blowback from the letter and they decided to just release something to make us happy. But I'll shut up about it now and hope for the best tomorrow. I've been wrong many times before and hope I am again.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2025 08:52 PM (3ImbR)

149 What's going on, Fappers and Fappettes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 08:48 PM (mzM2O)


we are having fappacchinos

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:52 PM (D7oie)

150 OK, I'll come off the ledge. I hadn't thought about protecting the victims aspect of the Epstein logs.
Even the written stuff has to screen them.
Video has to be a line by line thing, or is that an AI function now?
Regardless, I get it, and I grovel in abject humility.
(Putting the hair shirt back on now)

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 08:54 PM (cPGH3)

151
Do states collect federal income tax?
Posted by: fd


No. Payroll withdrawals go straight to the feral coffers.

States' workers pay feral taxes, as well, if that is what you were asking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:54 PM (xG4kz)

152 The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government. Wait til people find out they’re still liable for the full amount with the IRS.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (u73oe)


oooh, so she plans to piss off her government employees by screwing with their withholding? Because that is the only withholding that she can get her hands on.

I gotta email my buddy in Maine! It will be fabulous!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:55 PM (D7oie)

153 I’m watching Somewhere in Time and just realized the Groundhog Day used that movie’s theme song. It was the song Murray was playing on the piano during the town party.

I guess a shout out to time? Or just a coincidence?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 08:55 PM (cwGMH)

154 130 I'm not optimistic. I read the letter that Rep. Luna received today regarding the release of JFK, MLK, RFK, and Epstein files.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2025 08:44 PM
***
I read that letter as a polite brush back pitch to a Congress critter that was unnecessarily making noise and trying to gain attention for herself.

Posted by: TRex at February 26, 2025 08:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

155 The penguin population of the world is roughly the same as the yak population of the world. About 42 million. No wonder there is so much division among the Horde. I side with the penguins.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at February 26, 2025 08:56 PM (G5+As)

156 oooh, so she plans to piss off her government employees by screwing with their withholding? Because that is the only withholding that she can get her hands on.

They're going to love the underpayment penalty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 08:56 PM (jc0TO)

157 155 The penguin population of the world is roughly the same as the yak population of the world. About 42 million. No wonder there is so much division among the Horde. I side with the penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at February 26, 2025 08:56 PM (G5+As)

And that, as they say, is the day the War started...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 08:56 PM (QAkQ3)

158 Star Trek is on. It's the one with Leonardo Da Vinci. When we talk about the computers Kirk killed by talking to them, we forget about Rayna.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

159 I’m watching Somewhere in Time and just realized the Groundhog Day used that movie’s theme song. It was the song Murray was playing on the piano during the town party.

I guess a shout out to time? Or just a coincidence?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 08:55 PM (cwGMH)

Filmed at the grand hotel on Mackinac island.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 26, 2025 08:57 PM (MGB5H)

160 Haven't seen this posted on AoS yet, but OMB issued a memo today about agency RIFs and reorganizations.

Phase one - govt agencies required to submit plans for large scale RIFs and cost savings by March 15

Phase two - govt agencies required to submit restructuring plans by April 15 with an eye towards implementation by Sept 30. This includes office closures or moves.

Monthly status updates due in May, June and July.

Link to the pdf of the 7 page memo (remember - always read the primary source rather that just relying on media reports). Read the whole thing:
https://tinyurl.com/bdeb7tmf
Posted by: TRex at February 26, 2025 08:46 PM (IQ6Gq)



Phase One: Get a box
Phase Two: Cut a hole in the box
Phase Three:

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 26, 2025 08:57 PM (NMT5x)

161 I side with the penguins.

That's just what a Pete would say.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 08:57 PM (jc0TO)

162 > I was sad the day I discovered that Loompanics had stopped publishing
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie)

Huh. So where do Today's Youth get copies of such essential reading as "Home Workshop Silencers" and "How to Kill, volumes I-V1"?

I guess all that stuff is on the net nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2025 08:57 PM (W5ArC)

163
The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government.


I can see her doing that for folks who work for the state of Maine. She has no role in collecting feral taxes for non-state workers, AFAIK.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 08:57 PM (xG4kz)

164 Louisiana didn’t threaten anything similar when they wouldn’t raise the drinking age.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 08:58 PM (cwGMH)

165 152 The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government. Wait til people find out they’re still liable for the full amount with the IRS.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (u73oe)

oooh, so she plans to piss off her government employees by screwing with their withholding? Because that is the only withholding that she can get her hands on.

I gotta email my buddy in Maine! It will be fabulous!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:55 PM (D7oie)

Not only that, but her citizens, if they don't pay their Income Tax quarterly, may very well get penalized.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 08:58 PM (QAkQ3)

166 Duke, do you have a link? I can only find Gov Mills' statement that she will have the state cover for the funds the Feds are planning on withholding

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:58 PM (D7oie)

167 >>I saw that too. I have been and remain very positive about everything happening since 1/20, but I'm telling you, that letter...

We've all been burned over and over for years. Decades. But you have to admit Trump is something we've never seen before. That's why I supported him.

So much has come out in the last few weeks it's been like drinking from a firehose and I think the we are missing the significance of some of the stuff we are seeing. Nothing like this has happened in our lifetime.

DOGE is putting out information proving that among other things we helped overthrow the government in Ukraine in 2014. As big as Epstein is that's a bit bigger. I think Trump means it when he says he's going to expose all of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 08:59 PM (LkLld)

168 Honest, Your Honor, I paid the tax but the Governor took it!"

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2025 08:59 PM (i0F8b)

169 "No. Payroll withdrawals go straight to the feral coffers."

Well yeah then she can't keep the federal deductions. Is she really that stupid?

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

170
Anyway, you go there Madam Govern Ass for Maine. 'Round most parts, what you are threatening would be considered insurrectionary in natue. I am sure that PDJT and company have some ideas about how to deal with that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 09:00 PM (xG4kz)

171 152 The governor of Maine says if Trump cuts federal spending to Maine, she’ll withhold income taxes from paychecks but won’t send it to the federal government. Wait til people find out they’re still liable for the full amount with the IRS.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 08:49 PM (u73oe)

Wait, I don't know, but do Fed Income Tax even go through the State Government? Don't employers pay that straight to the Fed IRS?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:01 PM (QAkQ3)

172 149 What's going on, Fappers and Fappettes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 08:48 PM (mzM2O)

we are having fappacchinos
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 08:52 PM (D7oie


Is that whipped cream or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:01 PM (mzM2O)

173 169 "No. Payroll withdrawals go straight to the feral coffers."

Well yeah then she can't keep the federal deductions. Is she really that stupid?
Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

Almost... Kamalla like in her towering Intellect!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:01 PM (QAkQ3)

174 I do hope she gets a nice dose of the Trump curse

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:02 PM (mzM2O)

175 Wait, I don't know, but do Fed Income Tax even go through the State Government? Don't employers pay that straight to the Fed IRS?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:01 PM


That's the best part, she's only hurting her own state employees.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 09:02 PM (jc0TO)

176 Wait, I don't know, but do Fed Income Tax even go through the State Government? Don't employers pay that straight to the Fed IRS?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:01 PM (QAkQ3)


except for state employees and individuals who have withholding handled directly by the state. So this would be idiotic and attack her strongest base

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2025 09:03 PM (D7oie)

177 Hmmm... interesting legal question, if a President signs an EO saying ignore a Judges TRO because he believes it unconstitutional... and ORDERS the Executive Branch to continue HIS ORDERS (which, sounds like a Legal order to moi).

Would not the Judge then have to go after Trump... who... as the Supremos decided, is pretty much immune from Prosecution if it is part of his job?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:04 PM (QAkQ3)

178 DOGE is putting out information proving that among other things we helped overthrow the government in Ukraine in 2014. As big as Epstein is that's a bit bigger. I think Trump means it when he says he's going to expose all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw

You're right Jack. Not only that, we were paying for our own opposition research and psyops. Hell, most the opposition psyops in the whole damned world, it seems!
We paid for Antifa riots, we paid for hell-hole inter-cities (through Soros designated DA's).
It's bad enough to have to fight an enemy with little resources... it's worse to fight an enemy that took YOUR resources to fight you!

Posted by: MkY at February 26, 2025 09:07 PM (cPGH3)

179 DOGE is putting out information proving that among other things we helped overthrow the government in Ukraine in 2014.

So they've caught up with the receipts Mike Benz had on December 3rd? But seriously, it's always good to have multiple sources.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:09 PM (noPDf)

180 Greetings, Ace and Cafe-goers! Back from a quick roadtrip to buy (legal) drugs in Mexico. No drama at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2025 09:09 PM (8zz6B)

181 OK New Jersey 👿 @ Colorado 🏔️ coming up 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 09:10 PM (AOsQT)

182 Hello Team Cafe! Hope you had a good day.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

183 I’m inclined to cut Bondi some slack. She’s been AG for what, two weeks now and I’d imagine the mess Garland made of the place is immense. Releasing the Epstein files seems like it should be easy, but it may not be. Reckon I’ll wait a spell.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 09:12 PM (u73oe)

184 182 Hello Team Cafe! Hope you had a good day.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

I did! I finally found a fix for my long term foot pain so now I'm a happy camper!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:13 PM (mzM2O)

185 I like this one : "Secretary of State Marco Rubio is moving to deny visas for transgender athletes in compliance with President Donald Trump’s directives.

Rubio’s State Department issued a directive on February 24 placing a “permanent fraud bar” on applicants who “misrepresent” their sex while applying for a visa to enter the U.S. to compete in sports."

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:13 PM (g47mK)

186 What's more important than the Epstein files is that shutting down USAID strongly reduces the possibility that there are any more of him out there. Or at least any more taxpayer funded pervs.

The left has started to wind up some small scale garbage but it's not that impressive because their guys are actually having to pay for it now and they're all too greedy to blow a lot on obviously ineffective things.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:14 PM (noPDf)

187 Back from a quick roadtrip to buy (legal) drugs in Mexico. No drama at all.

Glad you are safe. Hope it was worth it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2025 09:15 PM (mH6SG)

188 You want to hear something funny?

The Dems argue that if Trump cuts all these federal workers, Americans will get lower quality federal services.

Please. Name a high quality federal service.

I'll wait.


I'll be over here while you think of high quality federal services.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:16 PM (mzM2O)

189 You can read up on USCIC Fraud and Willful Misrepresentation, if you like to delve into what the fraud bar is all about.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:16 PM (g47mK)

190 I’d imagine the mess Garland made of the place is immense.

I hope she went in with like 55 gallon drums of Lysol.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:16 PM (noPDf)

191 You want to hear something funny?

The Dems argue that if Trump cuts all these federal workers, Americans will get lower quality federal services.

Please. Name a high quality federal service.

I'll wait.


I'll be over here while you think of high quality federal services.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:16 PM (mzM2O)

I want to agree totally but I have to admit that applying for SS was so easy that I thought something must be wrong,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 09:20 PM (cwGMH)

192 The Dems argue that if Trump cuts all these federal workers, Americans will get lower quality federal services.

Please. Name a high quality federal service.

I'll wait.


Having attempted to access VA benefits for my dad when he had dementia and discovering the process was basically designed so that only expensive lawyers could navigate it I have only contempt for most federal services.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:20 PM (noPDf)

193 IT'S ON!

"President Donald Trump's administration asked the US Supreme Court on Wednesday to put on hold a federal judge's order requiring the government to pay foreign aid funds to contractors and grant recipients for past work.

The administration filed a request urging the justices to halt Washington-based US District Judge Amir Ali's order, arguing that it amounted to judicial outreach."

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:21 PM (g47mK)

194 That should be "overreach", bur Reuters is dumb.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:21 PM (g47mK)

195 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025 09:16 PM (mzM2O)

Funnier.... except for my military retirement check, IRS, and social security, which is all computerized...

I don't deal with any Fed Gov at all....

Hell, the only State gov I deal with is the DMV, Taxes, and the CHP Officer trying to pull me over...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:23 PM (QAkQ3)

196 >> US District Judge Amir Ali's

Wasn't this little shit confirmed by Schumer and co after Trump's election?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

197 New SS Dir. Sean Curran is coming on with Sean Hannity in a sec.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2025 09:23 PM (3ImbR)

198 Vmom

If you're still here, know this:
I am praying a prayer of comfort and protection for you and those you love. May you feel the loving arms of our mother, Mary, hold you tight and whisper in your ear, "it's going to be ok, trust in the Lord."

Be well, sweet lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2025 09:24 PM (UUBIv)

199 Having attempted to access VA benefits for my dad when he had dementia and discovering the process was basically designed so that only expensive lawyers could navigate it I have only contempt for most federal services.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:20 PM (noPDf)

You reminded me I had the opposite experience in 1990 when I assisted my mother in getting widow’s benefits when my father passed away from a service related disability.

I assume my case was an exception but it didn’t hurt that I was in the claims processing business and knew exactly what to submit .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 09:24 PM (cwGMH)

200 I want to agree totally but I have to admit that applying for SS was so easy that I thought something must be wrong,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 09:20 PM (cwGMH)

did you actually talk to someone? or was it just done via mail and computer like mine was.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:24 PM (QAkQ3)

201 >>>For your morning drive, expect some slowdowns caused by fast-moving lava.

True fact: Lave always has the right of way.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 09:24 PM (i24o9)

202 Pam Bondi says "a lot of Epstein information" will be released tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/8rdbjhtr

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2025 09:25 PM (paSBy)

203 >Please. Name a high quality federal service.
---

NPS campgrounds are pretty nice

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 09:25 PM (AOsQT)

204 Catching up.

When Bezos makes his GF calm down her tits at a state funeral is when I will begin to consider he is serious about shedding even one of his Marxist WAPO propaganda spots.

As for Mr. Maddow's staff getting fired. Ha! I suggest they find a lesbian that can carry the out of the fire they lit.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 26, 2025 09:26 PM (YzwLd)

205 "President Donald Trump's administration asked the US Supreme Court on Wednesday to put on hold a federal judge's order requiring the government to pay foreign aid funds to contractors and grant recipients for past work.

Rubio busted ass and personally reviewed all the contracts today, retaining like 250 of them and cancelling 2000 others as incompatible with US foreign policy. This nullifies the judges complaint about it being a "blanket" cancelation.

Then he bombed the judge with 50 pages of documentation on the process.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 09:26 PM (jc0TO)

206 Eromero, nothing really, just having anxiety attacks
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 08:27 PM (7gFa4)

Don't do that. You are one of my favorites. If I saw you, I'd have to give you a squeeze.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 09:27 PM (i24o9)

207 did you actually talk to someone? or was it just done via mail and computer like mine was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:24 PM (QAkQ3)

I applied on line but I also talked to the SS office prior to applying. By signing up to their website a few years prior to applying helped get it approved with no additional info required. I applied when I was 62.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2025 09:28 PM (cwGMH)

208 Ali is a Canadian fuck that was inserted into the system by Biden on November 22, 2024. One of the many nasty, destructive acts from that traitorous poison we have to endure for 4 years.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

209 Rubio busted ass and personally reviewed all the contracts today, retaining like 250 of them and cancelling 2000 others as incompatible with US foreign policy. This nullifies the judges complaint about it being a "blanket" cancelation.

Then he bombed the judge with 50 pages of documentation on the process.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 09:26 PM (jc0TO)

And the Judge did not believe him... with no evidence of course... and continued his order.

Supremes are going to ignore enough hanging issues, that it does create a Constitutional Crises... out of pure cowardice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:28 PM (QAkQ3)

210 184 182 Hello Team Cafe! Hope you had a good day.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

I did! I finally found a fix for my long term foot pain so now I'm a happy camper!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025

That is good news!

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:29 PM (p4NUW)

211 Pam Bondi says "a lot of Epstein information" will be released tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/8rdbjhtr

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2025 09:25 PM (paSBy)

Flight logs, names, unspecified other information. Citing hold up as protective over 250 victim identities.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 09:30 PM (i24o9)

212 Rubio is doing an amazing job. Although he stopped smiling sometime in the summer of 2024 when Trump told him he wants him as SoS.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

213 Will the Epstein clients be heading to Guantanamo?

https://bit.ly/bust-time

Hahahaha hahahaha sure.

Posted by: mindful webworker - how about CIA pervs? at February 26, 2025 09:30 PM (WiMNX)

214 I did! I finally found a fix for my long term foot pain so now I'm a happy camper!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2025

---
A hot iron works wonders!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 09:31 PM (BpYfr)

215 What we need is all the Epstein videos.

And John McAfee didn't kill himself either.

Posted by: mindful webworker - simultaneously at February 26, 2025 09:33 PM (WiMNX)

216
I was sad the day I discovered that Loompanics had stopped publishing
Posted by: Kindltot


I was cleaning up the other day and threw away a bunch of old magazines. Also the Loompanics catalog and High Weirdness by Mail.

https://subgenius.com/hwbw.htm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 09:33 PM (63Dwl)

217 it's 'Pride Night' at Ball Arena

Avalanche home ice

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 09:33 PM (AOsQT)

218 So I was cruising the tabloids, getting my vibe, and checking out the scene, and I see Will Smith is all fat and bloated, singing karaoke, and his wife is getting porked by another thinner brother.

Bro, it's a hard fall when your woman be playing you like a fat, chump.

The fresh prince of LA air.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at February 26, 2025 09:33 PM (fY84s)

219 54 I had measles as a kid
Very sick
My eyesight was a lot worse afterward
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


I kind of wonder if measles is what messed up my brother's eyesight.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 26, 2025 09:33 PM (gKWVE)

220 Ali is a Canadian fuck that was inserted into the system by Biden on November 22, 2024. One of the many nasty, destructive acts from that traitorous poison we have to endure for 4 years.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:28 PM (g47mK)

Not a real Canadian. A worthless Paki holding a Canadian passport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2025 09:36 PM (8zz6B)

221 Currently, NASA astronauts Barry Wilmore and Sunita Williams are aboard the Boeing Starliner and may be considered stranded in space until 2025 due to ongoing delays with their return. However, officials have clarified that they are not truly stranded,...
_Bing

When is Suni Williams coming home?

March 12
NASA will launch the next crew on an older SpaceX Dragon capsule on March 12, allowing astronauts Wilmore and Sunita Williams to return to Earth.
_Bing

NASA's going to bring them home. Right.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:37 PM (qsRqI)

222 I hope USSC bitchslaps this deepstater so hard that his head spins.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:38 PM (g47mK)

223
Paging Bobby, Jr:

https://tinyurl.com/22hu4fz6

There's the Pharma revolving door in all its glory. Pfizer waited a whole month before hiring her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

224 And, are we still
Winning?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2025 09:38 PM (PNCm+)

225 Not a real Canadian. A worthless Paki holding a Canadian passport.


===

Yes, I figured. Canada is full of that and Uke ex-nazis.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:39 PM (g47mK)

226 I would just like to watch a hockey game without all this homosexual propaganda

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 09:39 PM (AOsQT)

227 Hello Team Cafe! Hope you had a good day.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

Yes. We just procured a place to live, and I love my new job. it's been years since I was eager to go to work. So glad to shed ourselves of Colorado.

I am really close to doing the Snoopy Dance.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in Idaho at February 26, 2025 09:40 PM (bDNzX)

228
Elon posted something about this rescue a few days ago. Some of his haters were ragging on him.

Not too long after the Starliner debacle, Elon offered Biden to do a rescue mission to bring them home. Biden officials flat turned them down.

They hate Elon and SpaceX main thing, but they didn't want to embarrass Boeing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 09:40 PM (w6EFb)

229 Hey look who woke up.

>>@joshgerstein

>>BREAKING: At Trump administration's request, Chief Justice John Roberts grants stay putting on hold lower court order for USAID to pay by tonight about $2B in foreign-aid bills. Sets response by Friday noon.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 09:40 PM (LkLld)

230 219 54 I had measles as a kid
Very sick
My eyesight was a lot worse afterward
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport.
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That's rough. They affected some worse than others. I had the measles, mumps and rubella (German measles). They has a vaccine for pertussis so I missed that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:41 PM (qsRqI)

231 "President Donald Trump's administration asked the US Supreme Court on Wednesday to put on hold a federal judge's order requiring the government to pay foreign aid funds to contractors and grant recipients for past work.
===

"Past Work"
No Shiite Sherlock.

Uncle Sam pays for work when it is done, not before.
Kind of hard to yank after they had been pissed away.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2025 09:41 PM (/lPRQ)

232 Oh, chicken pox too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:41 PM (qsRqI)

233 You reminded me I had the opposite experience in 1990 when I assisted my mother in getting widow’s benefits when my father passed away from a service related disability.

Yeah, in 1990 I have no doubt it was easier. Now the application form comes with a list of lawyers the VA has pre-approved.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:42 PM (ciXcx)

234 >>BREAKING: At Trump administration's request, Chief Justice John Roberts grants stay putting on hold lower court order for USAID to pay by tonight about $2B in foreign-aid bills. Sets response by Friday noon.
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He wants to date me.

Posted by: Big Balls at February 26, 2025 09:42 PM (paSBy)

235 229 Hey look who woke up.

>>@joshgerstein

>>BREAKING: At Trump administration's request, Chief Justice John Roberts grants stay putting on hold lower court order for USAID to pay by tonight about $2B in foreign-aid bills. Sets response by Friday noon.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 09:40 PM (LkLld)

The Cowardly Lion could no longer ignore what was going on... but it took a long damn time and has made the Judiciary look really bad to the majority of Americans... even with the MSM totally being on the Anti Trump Judge's side.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:43 PM (QAkQ3)

236 Man, I still have some stuff I bought from Loompanics back in the day. Not sure where it is, though, officer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2025 09:43 PM (CHHv1)

237 Good of them to get off their fat asses, I guess

@Breaking911
·
4m
BREAKING: Supreme Court temporarily blocks order requiring Trump administration to release billions in US foreign aid - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2025 09:44 PM (mlg/3)

238 Next, we have Tulsi :

"Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard suggests UK broke agreement in secretly asking Apple to build iCloud backdoor"

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:44 PM (g47mK)

239 230 219 54 I had measles as a kid
Very sick
My eyesight was a lot worse afterward
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport.
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That's rough. They affected some worse than others. I had the measles, mumps and rubella (German measles). They has a vaccine for pertussis so I missed that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:41 PM (qsRqI)

Yeah, Measles outbreak in Texas, I note they will not tell us if these kids are recent 'immigrants'... because unless the parents are whacked, US kids would already be immunized.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2025 09:45 PM (QAkQ3)

240 "According to a letter seen by 9to5Mac, the Trump Administration is investigating whether the UK may have broken a bilateral agreement when secretly demanding that Apple build a global backdoor into iCloud.

Trump’s Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard wrote in a letter responding to Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon and Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona that she was not made aware of the UK’s secret demand by her UK counterparts. However, she suggested, the UK government may have broken a bilateral privacy and surveillance agreement in making the demand."

Fuckyouverymuch Starmer. Welcome do DC !

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)

241 Man, I still have some stuff I bought from Loompanics back in the day. Not sure where it is, though, officer.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2025 09:43 PM (CHHv1)



Are there oompanics, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2025 09:47 PM (8zz6B)

242 Seen on Insty: a district in Connecticut that went Trump by 1/2 a point in November just elected a Republican by a 7 point margin.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:47 PM (ciXcx)

243 227 Hello Team Cafe! Hope you had a good day.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

Yes. We just procured a place to live, and I love my new job. it's been years since I was eager to go to work. So glad to shed ourselves of Colorado.

I am really close to doing the Snoopy Dance.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in Idaho at February

I will do it with you! On the count of 3…1, 2, 3 here we go!

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:47 PM (QzINz)

244 238 Next, we have Tulsi :

"Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard suggests UK broke agreement in secretly asking Apple to build iCloud backdoor"
Posted by: runner
---

Britain needs a spanking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:47 PM (qsRqI)

245 Yup, skynet. It was beating the crap out of the dude with the doucheknot. It knows..it definitely knows.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2025 09:48 PM (VwHCD)

246 I kind of wonder if measles is what messed up my brother's eyesight.
Posted by: gKWVE

There is some evidence that high fevers in childhood are linked to myopia.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 09:48 PM (OTdqV)

247 I am really close to doing the Snoopy Dance.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in Idaho at February

I will do it with you! On the count of 3…1, 2, 3 here we go!
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2025 09:47 PM (QzINz)

*lumbers around, knocks over nightstand*

Well, I tried

Posted by: Pug Mahon in Idaho at February 26, 2025 09:49 PM (bDNzX)

248 Flight logs, names, unspecified other information. Citing hold up as protective over 250 victim identities.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Well, in a way, the Johns were victims of extortion.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2025 09:50 PM (/lPRQ)

249 @joshgerstein
BREAKING: At Trump administration's request, Chief Justice John Roberts grants stay putting on hold lower court order for USAID to pay by tonight about $2B in foreign-aid bills. Sets response by Friday noon.
Posted by: JackStraw


What, precisely, is the difference between our judicial system and Calvinball?

Injunction!

I stay your injunction!

I put a hold on your stay!

Nuh-uh! It's a double-dog stay!

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2025 09:50 PM (DgGvY)

250 Britain needs a spanking.

People being able to speak privately is table stakes for building up a good anti-Starmer resistance.

As Mike Benz has been saying lately, it's still important that we be able to fuck with other countries, but we need much stronger guards against them doing it domestically. Sounds like Tulsi is on the same page.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:51 PM (ciXcx)

251
The DOGE exposure of the NGOs is having some global effect. Just reading from Eugyppius that the CDU is now demanding the govt explain itself on NGO funding there in Germany.

The SPD immediately protested, saying it will be a deal-breaker for a coalition.

Again, if they had sense, they'd just join with the AfD, have a 57% majority, and have at it, but noooooo.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 09:51 PM (w6EFb)

252 I called it "Weekend at Jorge's." Ann Barnhardt calls it "Weekend at Bergie's." LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 26, 2025 09:52 PM (ZmEVT)

253 Having attempted to access VA benefits for my dad when he had dementia and discovering the process was basically designed so that only expensive lawyers could navigate it I have only contempt for most federal services.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2025 09:20 PM (noPDf)

I had a similar experience. I looked into VA benefits when my father became ill, and they pretty much told me to fuck off. He didn't need them, though he certainly was owed them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2025 09:52 PM (mWSu4)

254 Well, in a way, the Johns were victims of extortion.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

He wasn't flying them to the island because they were buddies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:53 PM (qsRqI)

255 The VA screwing over veterans is so wrong,

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2025 09:54 PM (OTdqV)

256 He wasn't flying them to the island because they were buddies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 09:53 PM (qsRqI)



Whole operation was a huge honeytrap. I wonder how many Canadian politicians were caught in it. Spill the goods, Pam!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2025 09:56 PM (8zz6B)

257 >>What, precisely, is the difference between our judicial system and Calvinball?

I think that is exactly the point. The way the left has weaponized the legal system has turned it into a bad joke.

These district courts have become increasingly out of control and issuing nationwide edicts and making decisions they have no right to even make. I've been saying I think Trump wanted this fight because he wants the Supremes to slap the stupid out of them and end this kind of crap right out of the gate so he's not going through this for the next 4 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2025 09:56 PM (LkLld)

258 Britain needs a spanking.
Posted by: Braenyard

Lie back and think of Tulsi

Posted by: SFGoth at February 26, 2025 09:57 PM (KAi1n)

259 >>What, precisely, is the difference between our judicial system and Calvinball?

I think that is exactly the point. The way the left has weaponized the legal system has turned it into a bad joke.

These district courts have become increasingly out of control and issuing nationwide edicts and making decisions they have no right to even make. I've been saying I think Trump wanted this fight because he wants the Supremes to slap the stupid out of them and end this kind of crap right out of the gate so he's not going through this for the next 4 years.
Posted by: JackStraw


Yessir.

Though I was expecting the answer to be "the ball."

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2025 09:59 PM (DgGvY)

260 Paging Bobby, Jr:

https://tinyurl.com/22hu4fz6

There's the Pharma revolving door in all its glory. Pfizer waited a whole month before hiring her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 26, 2025 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

🤔

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 26, 2025 09:59 PM (l3YAf)

261 >>>Whole operation was a huge honeytrap. I wonder how many Canadian politicians were caught in it. Spill the goods, Pam!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

That's a bit international and totally continental but what about the rest of the English speaking world and five eyes? Does Putin have manifests?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 10:00 PM (qsRqI)

262 Might as well go to the ONT.

Cafe's closing up.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413790

Posted by: mindful webworker - still the same at February 26, 2025 10:01 PM (WiMNX)

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