MSNBC Fires "The Majority" of Rachel Maddow's Staffers

Note that she could easily pull a Jay Leno. When NBC wanted Leno's show to reduce costs, Leno famously took a $10 million per year pay cut so that he could pay his staff with no job losses or pay cuts.

The Pretend Socialist Rachel Maddow will not be taking even a $1 million pay cut to keep any of the people she knows and works with employed.

MSNBC has reportedly informed a majority of staffers who work on Rachel Maddow's primetime opinion show that they are being let go as part of the network's restructuring that resulted in the cancellation of Joy Reid's program as well as those of other hosts.
The Comcast-owned, left-leaning channel told Maddow staffers, who also worked on the other canceled shows including "Alex Wagner Tonight," that they have the option of applying for new roles at the network or accepting a severance payout, according to the news site Guardian.
Maddow, MSNBC's most prominent anchor and top-rated host, will retain her executive producer, Cory Gnazzo, along with several senior producers, the Guardian reported.
However, the rest of her team, along with producers from other recently canceled shows -- including those hosted by Alex Wagner, Katie Phang, Jonathan Capehart, Ayman Mohyeldin and José Díaz-Balart -- will need to find new jobs either within the network or at a different company, according to the report.
A network insider reached by The Post denied that the move constituted layoffs. The network insists that the shakeup was a reallocation of resources to support the network's evolving priorities, according to the source who spoke on condition of anonymity.

LOL, Corporate Media. They're not layoffs, they're just a "reallocation of resources to support the network's evolving priorities."

MSNBC claims that the non-laid-off employees will have the opportunity to apply for other jobs at MSNBC, but MSNBC lost half of its ratings and is being sold off because it's a dying brand. What "other" jobs will these non-laid-off employees be applying for, exactly?

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The restructuring coincides with broader financial pressures at MSNBC, which is being spun off from parent company NBCUniversal.
The network is searching for cost-saving measures, mirroring CNN's recent move to lay off 200 employees under its new chief executive, Mark Thompson, who has been aggressively pushing for a stronger digital strategy.
Sources in Washington, DC, have privately voiced concerns that the new roles MSNBC is posting may predominantly be based in New York, where union-negotiated hourly pay rates are reportedly lower.
Employees worry that accepting new positions may require relocation, further complicating their employment status.
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She added that in six months' time, MSNBC would have more employees than it does currently, an assertion intended to project long-term stability despite the current upheaval.

Magic 8-Ball Check: Doubtful.

Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.

Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM

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1 Man

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:46 PM (Hmzn7)

2 Hello, Horde! 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 26, 2025 03:46 PM (SRRAx)

3 That was about Rachel Maddow

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (Hmzn7)

4 Huh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (jc0TO)

5 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 26, 2025 03:46 PM (SRRAx)

Hi sweetie.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (Hmzn7)

6 What "other" jobs will these non-laid-off employees be applying for, exactly?

Toilets still need scrubbing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (jc0TO)

7 Socialist in name only. F the Peons, she screamed.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (fpVC1)

8 HAHAHAHA

Still not tired of winning

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (N1tpc)

9 Ho's hat size is #2 Pencil.

LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (/U5Yz)

10 So, management can't get rid of Maddow because of her contract, but they can make her life miserable through her staff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

11 MY GOD. IT'S BEAUTIFUL......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (wtvvX)

12 If anyone needs help with bleaching their Anus, I can help .

Posted by: Barry O at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (jfeDx)

13 When Maddow goes to the amusement park the sign says "You must be this tall to nevermind you good"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (Hmzn7)

14 >>>9 Ho's hat size is #2 Pencil.
LOL

thank you, i'm proud of that one.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (KRtlO)

15 ace - the guys who do the Chat Music to odd body parts just dropped one about a dude with no neck and it's even funnier than forehead and nostril.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (bNf8H)

16 Hi, Teresa!

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

17 >> Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.

Pretty sure she’s the love child of John Kerry and Gumby.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (39fkk)

18 She spends an hour a week saying OrangeManBad. How many people on staff could that possibly take?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (TuAFT)

19 So, management can't get rid of Maddow because of her contract, but they can make her life miserable through her staff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

They should "reallocate" her ready room, and give her a broom closet instead. No mirrors!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (g47mK)

20 I mean, they fired a black woman, why would they spare a white guy? ... hang on a moment....

OK I'm being told that this Maddow guy is actually a woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)

21 It's the grunts that make television possible.

Without them, you don't have a show.

Yet they are often the first to be cut, despite costing the network far less than their "top tier talent."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (7fElN)

22 What of her red stapler?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

23 Maddow's head is so long they measure it in giraffes

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (Hmzn7)

24 >>.15 ace - the guys who do the Chat Music to odd body parts just dropped one about a dude with no neck and it's even funnier than forehead and nostril.

thanks, i'll check it out.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (KRtlO)

25 I expect that some of those fired staffers are happy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (e5NfL)

26 You can always pick lettuce! And the denziens and betters of Martha's Vineyard need their lawns cut. Get on it purple hairs!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:50 PM (4p0Xq)

27 I mean, they fired a black woman, why would they spare a white guy? ... hang on a moment....

OK I'm being told that this Maddow guy is actually a woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)

No, you're thinking of Chris Hayes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (N1tpc)

28 left-leaning channel
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left-leaning??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

29 Ace, ewwww!

Posted by: #2 Pencil at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (tT6L1)

30 Ho's hat size is #2 Pencil.

LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2025 03:47 PM (/U5Yz)

I thought it was a 0.3 mm pencil - the smallest I've ever used while drafting. The pencil is more intelligent, though.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (VNX3d)

31
EM' MEMBERBERRIES ELWOOD MUST!1!!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (5hfjS)

32 ***The Pretend Socialist Rachel Maddow will not be taking even a $1 million pay cut to keep any of the people she knows and works with employed.
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And she has STAFF. She has staff to do what? Groom her?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (qsRqI)

33 The Trump curse. At this point, any NeverTrumper in any industry should be updating the old resume.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (2UnvF)

34 There were none better, though, than when Ace dubbed her an “animatronic cashew.”

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (+K1xO)

35 Is this a shot across Rachel's bow in response to her bitching about Joyless Reid's firing?

If so, that would be hilarious. Imagine MSNBC telling her to go fuck herself. She'd have absolutely NOWHERE to go.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

36 I bet her staff has been doing ALL her work and that, without them, she'll have nothing to say at airtime.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (v0TzN)

37 >They're not layoffs, they're just a "reallocation of resources
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because the network's appeal is becoming more selective

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (AOsQT)

38 DOGE comes to Maddcow.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (pohLc)

39 The Washington Post is supposedly changing course, Bezos put out a memo and a public letter stating he wants the paper to shift to a focus on freedom and free enterprise. I guess he sees the writing on the wall as all that gubmint money is drying up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (2VST1)

40 Bitch's head was made by a pasta machine with no off button.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

41 How many people does it take to do 2 plus hours of orangemanbad? It's basically a power point of orangemanbad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (4p0Xq)

42 Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

*scribbles furiously

Posted by: Zombie David Lynch at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (w9Wax)

43 36 I bet her staff has been doing ALL her work and that, without them, she'll have nothing to say at airtime.
Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (v0TzN)

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$5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

44 re 19: why would she need a mirror? doesn't a janitor do maddow's make up?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

45 Dolichocephaly

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

46 $5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Pitch Meeting guys should do a "Rachel Maddow Writing Session" video.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

47 Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.
......

her nose is so big that.... wait a minute, I'm not doing this right, am I?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

48 Bitch's eyes so far away from her mouth she has to decide on dinner a week ahead

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (Hmzn7)

49 Those USAID cuts are cutting deep.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (abcTK)

50 why would she need a mirror? doesn't a janitor do maddow's make up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

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Drywall finishers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

51 No, you're thinking of Chris Hayes.

Wait... now I can't be sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

52 >>>45 Dolichocephaly

bitch doesn't just have water on the brain, she's got air earth and fire on the brain brain too

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

53
What do these staffers do? The content on these shows is like 100% yakking about current events.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (pgtWZ)

54 Not one dollar, bitches.

Posted by: 6 head maddow at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (wfx07)

55 MSNBC lost half of its ratings and is being sold off because it's a dying brand. What "other" jobs will these non-laid-off employees be applying for, exactly?

I hear the Ukraine military is still hiring.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (EXyHK)

56 Is this a shot across Rachel's bow in response to her bitching about Joyless Reid's firing?

If so, that would be hilarious. Imagine MSNBC telling her to go fuck herself. She'd have absolutely NOWHERE to go.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:51 PM

Well, who da fuq else is going to hire her? Maybe she can team up with Joy for a podcast. The Bleed Out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (4p0Xq)

57 "Night of the long faces" is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming here!
ROTFLMAO

Posted by: Tom at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (8kyCg)

58 >>Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.
Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

She dreams in portrait mode

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (da+O3)

59 re 39: posted something about that earlier

but i guess bezos doesn't want lorenz taylor to return with her special brand of rubbish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (CWTWj)

60 $5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.

You just won $5 with a scratcher ticket didn't you?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

61 why would she need a mirror? doesn't a janitor do maddow's make up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

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Drywall finishers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

If she wants to pretend to be black, it might be applied by a asphalt paving crew.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (VNX3d)

62 They could always make sammiches....

Posted by: Acme Sammich D'livry at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (dzZCL)

63 >>>Bitch's eyes so far away from her mouth she has to decide on dinner a week ahead

bitch's head so oblong she can peg her girlfriend without a dildo

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (KRtlO)

64 The Pretend Socialist Rachel Maddow will not be taking even a $1 million pay cut to keep any of the people she knows and works with employed.

One of the most fascinating things about our leftist elites is how damn cheap they are.

I talk regularly with upper middle class/lower upper class leftists and consistently from them I get:

1) My tax burden is way to high I can barely afford my multi-million dollar mortgage, two new car payments, my nanny, my cleaning lady, my cook, and my overseas vacations

2) The government needs to tax rich people more because they just have too much money and too much stuff

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)

65 60 $5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.

You just won $5 with a scratcher ticket didn't you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

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Don't be hatin' cause I'm rollin' in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

66 Her head is flatter than the other Rachel's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (4p0Xq)

67 45 Dolichocephaly
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

dolichocephalic
having a relatively long skull (typically with the breadth less than 80 [or 75] percent of the length).

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (v0TzN)

68 So where are the studios located if not NYC?

Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (dCxaZ)

69 I honestly expected CNN and MSNBC to blast up in ratings by now, riding a wave of Trump hate and hysteria. But nobody seems to be watching them any more.

Maybe they shouldn't have spent a year or more telling everyone that ~~Biden~~ Kamala was a shoo in and guaranteed win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (2VST1)

70 Gosh, you mean the supply of #orangemanbad vastly exceeds the market?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (tT6L1)

71 >>>68 So where are the studios located if not NYC?

i dunno, i know they used to be across the river in Secaucus, NJ, but I have no idea if they're still there

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

72 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (pohLc)

73 I'm excited for her soon-to-be-announced podcast, available on streaming services everywhere and sponsored by BetterHelp.com and MeUndies where we will get the real stories, and tell real truth to power, unburdened by the constraints of the corporate media.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (uCjyK)

74 Cruel Chuy is best.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (4p0Xq)

75 52 >>>45 Dolichocephaly

bitch doesn't just have water on the brain, she's got air earth and fire on the brain brain too

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

Her four humours are bitch, scrunt, squick and karen.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (wtvvX)

76 73 I'm excited for her soon-to-be-announced podcast, available on streaming services everywhere and sponsored by BetterHelp.com and MeUndies where we will get the real stories, and tell real truth to power, unburdened by the constraints of the corporate media.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (uCjyK)

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The real action will be on her Substack!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

77 We are on a winning streak

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

78
bitch uses a poker chip for an umbrella

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

79
If she wants to pretend to be black, it might be applied by a asphalt paving crew.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (VNX3d)
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Are we talking hot or cold mix?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

80 The Pretend Socialist Rachel Maddow will not be taking even a $1 million pay cut to keep any of the people she knows and works with employed.

And another aspect in this is I do see lefties constantly say companies shouldn't be allowed to lay people off because "they have plenty of money" here though absent USAID shenanigans the leftist press is firing people left and right to save the leadership's jobs and salaries...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (t0Rmr)

81 MSNBC Fires "The Majority" of Rachel Maddow's Staffers

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Won't some Hawaiian judge swoop in to save them?

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

82 58 >>Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.
Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

When a thought is "at the top of her mind" it has to use an oxygen mask.

She needs a sherpa to comb her hair

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (da+O3)

83 It's fascinating how things have changed. News readers seemed to do pretty well under Trump's first term. I remember there were lots of layoffs after Trump left office because they lost their Trump hysteria bread and butter. Now that Trump's even more conservative, all of these news personalities the left seems to love are being downsized. Has the left become somewhat immune to the sky is falling message they were pushing?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (lIio7)

84 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM

Rip on her network some more without pointing out that she's unwilling to take a pay cut to help the people she is going to care sooo much about?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (4p0Xq)

85 Saw Air, Earth and Fire open for Blood, Sweat and Tears.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (63Dwl)

86 The government needs to tax rich people more because they just have too much money and too much stuff

Its like how Bernie Sanders used to complain about Millionaires and Billionaires needing to pay their fair share. Once he became a millionaire himself, he dropped that part and only complains about Billionaires now. What is rich to the left? People richer than they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)

87 $5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.

You stay classy, Corporate Media. I’m Tits… I’m Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (EXyHK)

88 I'm sure he cares about the little people. The little fucking people who give so much.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

89 87 $5 says she hasn't written anything she's said on air in years.

You stay classy, Corporate Media. I’m Tits… I’m Rachel Maddow?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (EXyHK)

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Go fuck yourself, Corporate Media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

90 willowed>
381 100 new OnlyFans 'content' creators created.

Bet each was pulling more than $100k/year.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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There was an OF interviewed on X yesterday making $4Mil a year.
The interviewer faced the camera and asked, women, what are your husband's spending their money on? Why are men spending all their money at OF?

-An answer is, too many women are involved with work, self independence, self indulgence, and making too much money as modified whores to waste their time being natural women (wives and mothers).

It's not their fault (entirely); the government (satan) has been pushing this (the dissolution of the family) since it invented the concept of both spouses working as a necessity along with incentivizing day care centers.
Day Care centers were unheard of before the '70s.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (qsRqI)

91 Bitch went outside and three helicopters crashed.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (Hmzn7)

92 67 45 Dolichocephaly
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

dolichocephalic
having a relatively long skull (typically with the breadth less than 80 [or 75] percent of the length).

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (v0TzN)

So, JarJar Binks it is!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (wtvvX)

93 unburdened by the constraints of the corporate media.

Remember the Bezos Post was the most important news vehicle in America speaking TRUTH TO POWER (TM) right up until Bezos told his staff to stop being such extreme leftwing lunatics.

Now, of course, corporate media is bad bad bad...well excluding the Carlos Slim Times of course. They are still good.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (t0Rmr)

94 >but i guess bezos doesn't want lorenz taylor to return with her special brand of rubbish
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no no
lorenz taylor played linebacker for the NY football Giants

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (AOsQT)

95 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM

The Vagina Monlogues.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM (4p0Xq)

96 Her head lice need a pressurized space suit.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (da+O3)

97 One of the most fascinating things about our leftist elites is how damn cheap they are.

I talk regularly with upper middle class/lower upper class leftists and consistently from them I get:

1) My tax burden is way to high I can barely afford my multi-million dollar mortgage, two new car payments, my nanny, my cleaning lady, my cook, and my overseas vacations

2) The government needs to tax rich people more because they just have too much money and too much stuff
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)

You need to understand ... they're deserving of the money and lifestyle. They're in the Smart Club.

You're just an idiot non person, you should shut up and also maybe consider picking up a fentanyl habit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (uCjyK)

98 What "other" jobs will these non-laid-off employees be applying for, exactly?

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Racist Staffers for Joy Reid.

/Too soon?

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (wg6Ly)

99 o no
lorenz taylor played linebacker for the NY football Giants
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 03:58 PM

in 1973. She was 29 then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (4p0Xq)

100 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?

Wait. They fired her and still let her on the air? I sense a serious Deathmobile scenario.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (EXyHK)

101 79
If she wants to pretend to be black, it might be applied by a asphalt paving crew.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (VNX3d)
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Are we talking hot or cold mix?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

Either, as long as it's compacted with a steamroller.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (wtvvX)

102 Gutfeld said Maddow was upset because Super Cuts raised the price of boys' haircuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (63Dwl)

103 remember jenny jpnes? talk show years ago? one time late 1990s she was sued after a guest who was told he had a secret admirer found out it was another guy etc etc and and the guest killed the guy. in court she claimed that pretty much everything she said on the show was written for her.

she could play biden in a movie

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (CWTWj)

104 53 What do these staffers do? The content on these shows is like 100% yakking about current events.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 26, 2025 03:54 PM (pgtWZ

Collate current news articles, highlight personal names, fill in templates with bullet points, write up outlines, find illustrations and video clips, get permissions ....

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (v0TzN)

105 1) My tax burden is way to high I can barely afford my multi-million dollar mortgage, two new car payments, my nanny, my cleaning lady, my cook, and my overseas vacations

2) The government needs to tax rich people more because they just have too much money and too much stuff
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)
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I suppose they don't see themselves as "rich" because they are "just getting by" and living "paycheck-to-paycheck." You know...like regular folks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (7fElN)

106 Bet each was pulling more than $100k/year.

Yeah, I read somewhere that the average woman gets like 25 bucks a month off that site LOL. Its like anything, take writers: there's JK Rowling who swims in a vault of cash like Scrooge McDuck and the rest are like... me LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (2VST1)

107 She fell down once and 4 marines tried to stand her up again.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (da+O3)

108 >dolichocephalic
having a relatively long skull (typically with the breadth less than 80 [or 75] percent of the length).
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conehead

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (AOsQT)

109 100 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?

Wait. They fired her and still let her on the air? I sense a serious Deathmobile scenario.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (EXyHK)

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They fired much of her staff. Her contract is probably ironclad and doesn't even have a clause that would allow her to be fired for cause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

110 28 left-leaning channel
_______________

left-leaning??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Moderate, slightly progressive but disappointing in that they don't hate far-right Nazi people who disagree with them enough.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)

111 Hoping the sharks will circle Mika, but that's a bold move even for the Roberts.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (NFX2v)

112 Her head's so tall she got mistaken for Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (Hmzn7)

113 If she wants to pretend to be black, it might be applied by a asphalt paving crew.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 03:55 PM (VNX3d)
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Are we talking hot or cold mix?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

Not sure about the differences, except probably the temperature. It probably depends on whether we're going to apply feathers as the second coat.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (VNX3d)

114 lorenz taylor played linebacker for the NY football Giants
Posted by: Don Black

She was a great chariot racer in ancient Rome.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

115 Bitch was the inspiration for Easter island.

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (HcoTw)

116 Maddow, MSNBC's most prominent anchor and top-rated host
What does being the most prominent anchor and top-rated host for MSNBC amount to?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (pLaQB)

117 Either, as long as it's compacted with a steamroller.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (wtvvX)
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Ah, the "Rachel Corrie."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)

118 If she didn't write her own stuff and only worked one day a week, why was she being paid $25 million a year? She was that popular when MSNBC was a thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (42Vb+)

119 What "other" jobs will these non-laid-off employees be applying for, exactly?

Those toilets aren't going to clean themselves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (0Htd1)

120
bitch gets worshipped as a god on Easter Island

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (KRtlO)

121
-An answer is, too many women are involved with work, self independence, self indulgence, and making too much money as modified whores to waste their time being natural women (wives and mothers).

In a sexless marriage one of four things are going to happen

1) Divorce
2) Cheating
3) Pron
4) Depression and maybe suicide

The feminist answer is #4 but I suspect that most men are going to disagree with that.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (t0Rmr)

122
Cable TV.
It used to matter.
Used to.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (S9XHd)

123 The interviewer faced the camera and asked, women, what are your husband's spending their money on? Why are men spending all their money at OF?

The thing is... he's got a point. Those OF 304s only make money because pathetic losers send them cash. It comes down to responsibility and maturity and men are failing the test here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:01 PM (2VST1)

124 Bitch walked in a lighthouse and got trapped.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:01 PM (Hmzn7)

125 Modified...

Rachel Corrie > Rachel Ziglar > Rachel Maddow

Because St. Pancake is still funny and humour is hard.
And the other 2 have to earn it.....

Posted by: Stateless...43% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 26, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

126 Also found at NY Post:

'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Alriiiighty then.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2025 04:01 PM (qBdHI)

127 Maddow should spend at least ten minutes providing a monologue from Joy Reid.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:01 PM (v0TzN)

128 bitch's head so tall she walk around like she playing Death Stranding

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

129 Bitch can hide in a field of mature asparagus.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (xCA6C)

130
Learn to coal.

Posted by: West Virginia Employment Commission at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (S9XHd)

131 >>124 Bitch walked in a lighthouse and got trapped.

lol

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

132 Uses fruit loops as headbands

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (/6GbT)

133 72 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

She resigns or she's got no balls.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (j4U/Z)

134 Why can't we have another Joe Pine?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (pLaQB)

135 Night of the Long Faces.

I read that as "Night of the Long Feces"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

136 92 67 45 Dolichocephaly
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

dolichocephalic
having a relatively long skull (typically with the breadth less than 80 [or 75] percent of the length).

Posted by: m
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Ilhan, baby, love the way you wear that towel on your head.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (qsRqI)

137 If Maddow actually gets canned at some point, the network will have to dip into the strategic smug reserve to carry on broadcasting.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (26LuB)

138 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 03:56 PM

The Vagina Monlogues.
Posted by: Minnfidel
......

She's going to retire and spend more time with her pussy.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

139 Rachel pimps the left’s line about how wonderful cities are and how not uneducated rubes live in rural areas. And yet where does she spend most of her time? Small town Massachusetts. She’s so missing out on the NYC diversity and crime.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (TuAFT)

140 I'll tell you who has a weird head and it's that cornpone ex-Congressman, Trey something

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (AOsQT)

141
Hustler rates porn movies as Flaccid, Semi-Erect, Erect, and Rachel Maddow's Head

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

142 Rachel relies heavily on her staff and she thanks them often. The excellence of her show is reflected in the fact that dedicated researchers and producers are working 80 hours per week. If they leave the building, it all goes away. It sounds to me like they're trying to discourage her into quitting, but they don't want to fire her.

MSNBC...getting ready to bend the knee? FU*KING GOD DA*M COWARDS misogynistic & racists a*swipes. They used to be the only network I thought I could trust.

Please remember, she didn't want to come back at all! She and her partner are still relatively young, Rachel has a ton of money already, maybe they just wanted to relax and enjoy each other....and then she got pulled back in...

Hope she leaves by weeks end and blasting msnbc on her way out. Wonder when they will get rid of the Today Show team, Savanna and Craig. They can't get rid of Savannah fast enough as far as I’m concerned. She is quite arrogant and egotistic.

Just not her show; WGA East says it has about 99 union members affected.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

143 She's going to retire and spend more time with her pussy.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM

Joe Scarborough?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (4p0Xq)

144 Maddow, MSNBC's most prominent anchor and top-rated host
What does being the most prominent anchor and top-rated host for MSNBC amount to?
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Biggest cattle rancher in Rhode Island.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (TN0g+)

145 Maddow was born with bolts on the sides of her neck. Her parents keep them in a treasure box with her baby teeth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (qBdHI)

146 Uses fruit loops as headbands
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (/6GbT)
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Not funny!

Posted by: connie conehead at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

147 >>>132 Uses fruit loops as headbands

lol

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

148 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

Blecchh.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (v0TzN)

149 Rachel wears a shell casing instead of a hard hat.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

150 Not “layoffs” but a “reallocation of resources.”

lol, you reallocated entire shows to the curb.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (Hkcdp)

151 142 MSNBC...getting ready to bend the knee? FU*KING GOD DA*M COWARDS misogynistic & racists a*swipes. They used to be the only network I thought I could trust.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

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I remember when you brought us comments about how even MSNBC was full-on Republican controlled because they didn't talk about Trump's Epstein connections.

Such innocent times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

152 132 Uses fruit loops as headbands
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2025 04:02 PM (/6GbT)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (v0TzN)

153 This is what winning looks like!

Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh, Encircled In Fragrant Cigar Smoke at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (NAF5O)

154 Am I the only person thoroughly sick of and annoyed with the term "partner" to mean spouse or girl/boyfriend? You're not in a corporation, you're not in a law firm. Its love, not a legal arrangement. This is NOT YOUR PARTNER.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (2VST1)

155 I suppose they don't see themselves as "rich" because they are "just getting by" and living "paycheck-to-paycheck." You know...like regular folks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2025 03:59 PM (7fElN)

They know they're rich. They can't wait to brag about their new BMW's or their vacation to Bali or complain about how hard it is to find a good nanny in this city who doesn't spend all day playing on her cell phone.

They just think that they deserve to be rich because they're smart and sophisticated and of the right pedigree.

You know who doesnt deserve to be rich? The retard plumber who owns his own business and probably hasn't even seen Hamilton. He does not deserve to have a beach house in Point Pleasant, his taxes need to go up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (uCjyK)

156 She wants to de-transition and star as Fonzie in the remake of Happy Days.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

157 Hope she leaves by weeks end and blasting msnbc on her way out. Wonder when they will get rid of the Today Show team, Savanna and Craig. They can't get rid of Savannah fast enough as far as I’m concerned. She is quite arrogant and egotistic.

These people know a lot more about television than I do.

I doubt I know the names of 5 newspeople.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (jc0TO)

158 123 The interviewer faced the camera and asked, women, what are your husband's spending their money on? Why are men spending all their money at OF?

The thing is... he's got a point. Those OF 304s only make money because pathetic losers send them cash. It comes down to responsibility and maturity and men are failing the test here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That's the other half of the game. The whole gambit is an analog of Adam & Eve.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (qsRqI)

159 Hope she leaves by weeks end and blasting msnbc on her way out. Wonder when they will get rid of the Today Show team, Savanna and Craig. They can't get rid of Savannah fast enough as far as I’m concerned. She is quite arrogant and egotistic.

Just not her show; WGA East says it has about 99 union members affected.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (JCZqz)
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Gosh, and not a single one of them mentions Maddow's enormous salary and how she could help the regular people she supposedly adores by taking a pay cut.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

160 Bitch's head so tall, there's still snow on it in July.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (4p0Xq)

161 Chrystia Freeland is the woman many are saying is the new face of the "Liberal" Party of Canada post Trudeau. She is a raving nutcase. Here she argues the US is becoming a predator. She says as a response, Canada needs to work with other countries to become a security alliance against the US. She specifically calls out France and England BECAUSE THEY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! Those are her words. She's literally arguing Canada needs to gather an alliance of nuclear armed countries against the US.

Canada has become WAY too big for its britches.

http://tiny.cc/z7fb001

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (lIio7)

162 bitch's head so big she uses illusions to keep Captain Pike in a cage

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

163 I read that as "Night of the Long Feces"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ah, we're back to the Star Trek poop discussion that I started on the last thread.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

164 Think this reallocation of Cashewhead’s staff will make her show butter?

Nut telling what the impact will be…

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (Hkcdp)

165 Takes me a while to warm up to these

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (Hmzn7)

166 Gosh, and not a single one of them mentions Maddow's enormous salary and how she could help the regular people she supposedly adores by taking a pay cut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

Shocker eh?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (4p0Xq)

167 140 I'll tell you who has a weird head and it's that cornpone ex-Congressman, Trey something
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2025 04:03 PM (AOsQT)

Just the sight of that bastard pisses me off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:06 PM (pohLc)

168 They are all 'that blond chick', the other blond chick from Australia, the short guy with the big head, the two guys that look like ex-seals etc, and Greta.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2025 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

169 154 Am I the only person thoroughly sick of and annoyed with the term "partner" to mean spouse or girl/boyfriend? You're not in a corporation, you're not in a law firm. Its love, not a legal arrangement. This is NOT YOUR PARTNER.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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They use it to avoid saying, his husband.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (qsRqI)

170 120
bitch gets worshipped as a god on Easter Island
Posted by: ace

😲🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (NFX2v)

171 In the "Transfeld" episode, GS-15 Georgette Costanza famously questions whether talking about having transgender gangbangs and zapping his anus in the Agency's chatroom was wrong after being confronted about it. His response highlights his ignorance of workplace ethics and the absurdity of the situation.

Posted by: Earth, The Final Season at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (qUkBO)

172 Bitch was born on Remulak

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (HcoTw)

173 They use it to avoid saying, his husband.

Because even they know how stupid that sounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (2VST1)

174 "Night of the Long Faces."

LOL. TRUMP!!! CURSE!

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (uH1zk)

175 I'll tell you who has a weird head and it's that cornpone ex-Congressman, Trey something
Posted by: Don Black
.......

Gowdy. He looks like his dad punished him with the vice in the garage.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

176 Shocker eh?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (4p0Xq)
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I wouldn't think twice about taking a pay cut if it meant staff kept their jobs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

177 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

Granted, Tony Evers (or "Skeletor") is a former teacher/educator/superintendent, who seems to have lost touch with reality, but this is over the top.

Why not make up a new word, like "madcow", or "cow" for short?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (VNX3d)

178 Typically one would say, Learn To Code, but with AI, there is no need to hire qualified coders, let alone a bunch of punters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)

179 Seems like a quarter of Trump's cabinet is on Fox every night. Honestly, Kristie Noam makes me hot and bothered. That is one tasty meatball.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (pohLc)

180
Maddow, MSNBC's most prominent anchor and top-rated host
What does being the most prominent anchor and top-rated host for MSNBC amount to?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 26, 2025 04:00 PM (pLaQB)

$20, same as in town

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (y9nCu)

181 and yet a picture of her from when she was in high school showed she was not at all bad looking. just like a young hillary was okay so long as you didn't see the parts that bill saw at least once

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (CWTWj)

182
Bitch's head is so croissant shaped, the Pillsbury DoughBoy humps her earholes twice a week.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (iJfKG)

183
Waiting for Rachel's Dan Rather "Courage" message to the poor unfortunate underlings.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (j4U/Z)

184 Just a movie

A serial killer kills only famous people and newscasters.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (/RpuP)

185 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

The greeting cards are gonna be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (4p0Xq)

186 162 bitch's head so big she uses illusions to keep Captain Pike in a cage
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

lol, talk about a niche reference.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (uCjyK)

187 When someone says "partner" to me I just assume it is same sex and then use the proper pronoun.
This makes them have to correct me and explain they are not gay.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (da+O3)

188 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"

That's nice Mikey. Now do abortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (2VST1)

189 Because even they know how stupid that sounds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:07 PM (2VST1)
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I know someone who uses that reference. Like fingernails on a blackboard to my ear.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (tT6L1)

190 The network is searching for cost-saving measures

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Why not search for a revenue-raising measure? I'm guessing there is a market for a news organization to be 100% fully supportive of Trump.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (sX1BW)

191 " just like a young hillary was okay so long as you didn't see the parts that bill saw at least once
Posted by: gnats local 678 "

The top of her head?

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (uH1zk)

192 Am I the only person thoroughly sick of and annoyed with the term "partner" to mean spouse or girl/boyfriend? You're not in a corporation, you're not in a law firm. Its love, not a legal arrangement. This is NOT YOUR PARTNER.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Side piece, friend with benefits, baby mommy/daddy, bit of stuff...

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

193 185 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

The greeting cards are gonna be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (4p0Xq)

gays are often inseminated...

Posted by: petey bootyjuice at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

194 Seems like a quarter of Trump's cabinet is on Fox every night. Honestly, Kristie Noam makes me hot and bothered. That is one tasty meatball.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (pohLc)
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Careful. She'll shoot you if you're useless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (6K6Eu)

195 learn to say "you want fries with that?"

nah, robots will do that, too.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (CWTWj)

196 185 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

The greeting cards are gonna be lit!
Posted by: Minnfidel

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I am afraid they are gonna have to be more specific.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (da+O3)

197 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

I absolutely LOVE dems going full batshit level eleventy. Keep it up. Please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (4p0Xq)

198 She doesn't need a haircut, just a pencil sharpener.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (j0MN0)

199 Well, regarding Rachel Maddow's staffers...

There are about 100 new job openings at NSA.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (vcOmj)

200 OT- Speaking of coal mines, Stacy McCain has a very nice article about and immigrant kid who was born in the 1800's and worked in a coal mine and then become one of the greatest shortstops ever-Honus Wagner:

https://tinyurl.com/5a6newx4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (C/5kG)

201 Bitch's head is so croissant shaped, the Pillsbury DoughBoy humps her earholes twice a week.

No, that's Rene Russo. She had a crescent moon face from hell. For some inconceivable reason she was cast in everything as the beautiful love interest when she was a Waffle House 6.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (2VST1)

202 Careful. She'll shoot you if you're useless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM

Maybe have her do some side work for DOGE?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (4p0Xq)

203 Rachel Maddow's Staff would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (uH1zk)

204 The Washington Post is supposedly changing course, Bezos put out a memo and a public letter stating he wants the paper to shift to a focus on freedom and free enterprise. I guess he sees the writing on the wall as all that gubmint money is drying up.
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I'm no fan of Bezos or the Post, but I think its a smart move. It was either pivot or just continue to lose money quarter over quarter. "Freedom and free enterprise"--you'd think there would be a market for that, but perhaps not in newsprint and perhaps not in DC?

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

205 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"

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Why, is he killing them? They can cure cancer and stop an asteroid from their own countries, fat man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (qBdHI)

206 re 188: trump won't be deporting musk

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (CWTWj)

207 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"
.......

If we need to stop an asteroid, we'll just throw you in front of it.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

208 Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

That's a mouthful.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (j0MN0)

209 188 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"

That's nice Mikey. Now do abortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (2VST1)

Given the ones being deported right now are criminals, I highly doubt that.
"I'm a Tren de Aragua gangbanger and Cancer Researcher", said nobody...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

210 once upon a time I was notified that I was being laid off, but that I could re-apply

for the same job

fuckface, if the same job is available why lay that position off only to fill it again

Goddamn i hate the corporate fuckface world of fuckpigs and their doublespeak

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Unemployable Due to Lack of Wagshambas at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (HYKHz)

211 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

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Finally!

- Shep

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (sX1BW)

212 just like a young hillary was okay so long as you didn't see the parts that bill saw at least once
Posted by: gnats local 678 "
The top of her head?
Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 04:09 PM (uH1zk)

You mean "Wiped It", like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Murderess & USAID Chairwoman at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (NAF5O)

213 > Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

Inseminated person is lawyer speak for cum dumpster.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (lIio7)

214 Any guesses what Madcow says tonight in her monolog?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

She resigns or she's got no balls.
Posted by: Auspex

I did this, and now am a big day drinker. And a night drinker. Well, I just drink a lot now.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (vcOmj)

215 Bitch went to Lower Manhattan and people thought the Twin Towers were back

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (Hmzn7)

216 Much like other DEI initiatives, so many companies are relishing this Trump victory and their opportunity to trim the retarded fat infesting their organizations.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

217 203 Rachel Maddow's Staff would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (uH1zk)

Better than Michelle Obama's Staff...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

218 I think I found the crystal skull, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

219 "I'm a Tren de Aragua gangbanger and Cancer Researcher", said nobody...

And its not like they cannot do anything at all outside the USA. Mikey is acting like nobody researches anything except on our dime in the US.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (2VST1)

220 Ya know, back in the late 1900's a lot of dumb things got hidden that are now getting exposed to sunlight. Those hidden things are, with the correct process, drying up and blowing away. Or being marked as evidence in criminal trials or exhibits for civil torts. Imagine the plea deals!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (QSrLX)

221 Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

That's a mouthful.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 26, 2025 04:11 PM

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Kamala at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (4p0Xq)

222 The nic was supposed to be "Chris Matthews" @ 214

Otherwise, the joke is totally lost.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (vcOmj)

223 NY Post:
'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Actually it's quite good on toast.

Posted by: Shrek at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (gKWVE)

224 Government handouts cease and companies start trimming DEI?

Gosh, I wonder if there is a connection?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

225 Bitch makes jay leno look normal

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (HcoTw)

226
Partner = shackee.

Posted by: Back in the day at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (S9XHd)

227 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"
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Or play shortstop!

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

228 Honestly, Kristie Noam makes me hot and bothered

******************

She sold out to Big Trans in her state which is why I cant stand her, but I have to admit she's en fuego with homeland security

and if she needs to be kept in line again because her husband isnt getting the job done, well then

**sniff** *pulls down pants*

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Unemployable Due to Lack of Wagshambas at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (HYKHz)

229
LOL, Corporate Media. They're not layoffs, they're just a "reallocation of resources to support the network's evolving priorities."

SPEAK UP, PLEASE -- WE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE MSNBC AIRCRAFT AUGURING INTO THE GROUND!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (xG4kz)

230 Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"
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Call it "playing the odds"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (Hmzn7)

231 I just stopped by Home Depot. I asked the illegals hanging around if they knew anything about cancer or asteroid disposal. Nothing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (4p0Xq)

232 Maddow looks like an Easter Island statue had sex with a lego man.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

233
MSNBC claims that the non-laid-off employees will have the opportunity to apply for other jobs at MSNBC

__________

Some execs and producers are gonna be getting a lot of poon in the immediate future.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (dxSpM)

234 Revenue has to be collapsing

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (fwDg9)

235 No, that's Rene Russo. She had a crescent moon face from hell. For some inconceivable reason she was cast in everything as the beautiful love interest when she was a Waffle House 6.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah, I'm partial to redheads, but I've never found Russo particularly attractive.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

236 'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Actually it's quite good on toast.
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Just don't add carrots....

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (TN0g+)

237 227 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"
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Or play shortstop!
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

Okay Michael al-Moore, now apply that argument to abortion.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (9Ovst)

238 178 Typically one would say, Learn To Code, but with AI, there is no need to hire qualified coders, let alone a bunch of punters.

yeah, because people who aren't coders are totally qualified to understand the code generated by a.i.

or is understanding code racist?

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (oY6Yp)

239 187 When someone says "partner" to me I just assume it is same sex and then use the proper pronoun.
This makes them have to correct me and explain they are not gay.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:08 PM (da+O3)
Or if two guys say ‘we’re together.’, when they could just say ‘we do things to each other that are too dirty to talk about’.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (r51hs)

240 236 'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Actually it's quite good on toast.
---------
Just don't add carrots....

what about maple syrup?

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (oY6Yp)

241
No, that's Rene Russo. She had a crescent moon face from hell. For some inconceivable reason she was cast in everything as the beautiful love interest when she was a Waffle House 6.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:10 PM (2VST1)

I think she's pretty but what do I know.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (QVGsQ)

242 So, management can't get rid of Maddow because of her contract, but they can make her life miserable through her staff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Move her desk to the basement, give her a can of bug spray, and take away her red stapler.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (lTGtQ)

243 insemenated persons: because women who think they are really men can still get pregnant and they probably don't want to be called "mom" -- if you're going to be a schmuck you might as well go the whole way

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (CWTWj)

244 "Night of the Long Faces"

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Museum Quality Snark, and may be proof that God arranged all of human history just to arrive at this one, perfect joke.

I cannot stop laughing.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (dBXmJ)

245 I think her head looks nice.

Posted by: Bert from Sesame Street at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (KRtlO)

246 Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Crenshaw?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (4p0Xq)

247 Michael Moore: "Trump might be deporting illegals who could 'cure cancer' or stop an asteroid"
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Or play shortstop!
Posted by: Crusader

Or just eat Michael Moore's breakfast (lunch and dinner). They would be doing him a favor.

I don't think any of these guys are Charles Steinmetz (look him up, an amazing man, and an immigrant!)

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (vcOmj)

248 MadCow's mouth is as twisted as her 'brain.'

“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying . . . but they are still lying.”

--Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: Beverly at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (Epeb0)

249 The Easter Island heads are known as "moai." The platforms that they put some of them on are "ahu."

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

250 169 154 Am I the only person thoroughly sick of and annoyed with the term "partner" to mean spouse or girl/boyfriend? You're not in a corporation, you're not in a law firm. Its love, not a legal arrangement. This is NOT YOUR PARTNER.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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They use it to avoid saying, his husband.
Posted by: Braenyard

Nah. Old skool gays, maybe, as they tired to otherwise blend in with society normally and keep the homosexual parts of their lives private. Modern Lefties, however, would normally shout it from the rooftops and HOPE to draw a reaction out of normies, either to play victim or flex power by having the "offender" punished.

No, they use "partner" as a progression of feminism. There are no male and female roles, as defined by "husband and wife". Partners are equal, equivalent, and interchangeable. It's very commie, and bleeds over into the trans/gender-bending community's goals as well.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

251 Yeah, I'm partial to redheads, but I've never found Russo particularly attractive.
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

The first movie I remember seeing her in was "Outbreak" and even as a teenager, she didn't do anything for me.

And nothing for Dustin Hoffman because I don't recall even a mouth-transfer scene between the two, maybe just a peck on the cheek for her near the end of the movie.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2025 04:15 PM (9Ovst)

252 re 241: had to google. not bad looking, kind of a kirstie alley face

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:15 PM (CWTWj)

253 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?
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Girl Power ended faster than me with Karen Gillan.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:15 PM (Hmzn7)

254
'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

______

What eating club did he belong to?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (dxSpM)

255 And another thing.

The first step in holding back China is to retain the US dollar supremacy.

The first step in that, is to stop our budget overspending.

The two steps to do that are Doge to cut budget and tariffs to cut trade deficit.

This needs to be explained to the public clearly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (da+O3)

256
Finally!

- Shep
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (j4U/Z)

257 244 "Night of the Long Faces"

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Museum Quality Snark, and may be proof that God arranged all of human history just to arrive at this one, perfect joke.

I cannot stop laughing.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (dBXmJ)

Neigh, not funny.

Posted by: John "Horseface" Kerry at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

258 VOTE VANCE!

Posted by: raimondo at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (oLNbf)

259 'Gruesome' Preppy Princeton murder suspect Matthew Hertgen ripped out brother’s eye and ate it after killing him: police source

Those crazy frat hazing rituals.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (4p0Xq)

260 Bitch has a five head

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (HcoTw)

261 Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

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I think Elon told Ashley St. Clair to move to Wisconsin.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

262 She added that in six months' time, MSNBC would have more employees than it does currently, an assertion intended to project long-term stability despite the current upheaval."

I call that Bold Talk for a one eyed fat girl!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (wyMQY)

263 One more thing that needs more attention

At Cabinet Meeting they talked about voting and paper ballots.

The MAIN advantage of paper ballots is that it localizes the count. Or, at least it could and should localize the count. Centralized counting is how the fraud is industrialized.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (da+O3)

264 >>> Bozo say wapo will now support corporate greed and their freedom to rob and pillage. Instead of investigating watergate we would fire woodward bernstein and run interference for nixon. GOOD! One less defender of the dnc and their donor class stooges like schumer, jefferies, pelosi and clintons. msDNC next? Soon left media vs right media with know one defending donor class stooges. the democrats will know longer be led by corporate media telling them what is good for the donors is good for them!
Posted by: raimondo

is this a parody?

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

265 Speaking of Dustin Hoffman, I see a Wild Raim-man appear in the comments...

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (9Ovst)

266 If I hear a guy say partner and he's referring to his wife I will then assume:

he gay

he simp

he simp and gay

he a simp gay cuck

his wife has a lot of boyfriends

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Unemployable Due to Lack of Wagshambas at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (HYKHz)

267 kind of a kirstie alley face
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That's covering a lot of territory....

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (TN0g+)

268 > Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

Hilariously, something that is "inseminated" simply has had semen put into it. Gay dudes who have no interest in cosplaying as a woman get inseminated. Their stupid term doesn't even apply to the idea they're trying to convey.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (lIio7)

269 >>> Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

I did... when is he up for reelex?

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (KRtlO)

270
Wiiiillllllbbbbbuuuuurrrr!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (S9XHd)

271 re 250: so if i married someone half my age she'd be my junior partner? just want to know in case i get lucky

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (CWTWj)

272 267 kind of a kirstie alley face
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That's covering a lot of territory....

She made a nice looking Vulcan

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (HcoTw)

273 I just stopped by Home Depot. I asked the illegals hanging around if they knew anything about cancer or asteroid disposal. Nothing.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Sí, vi la película Armaggedon.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

274 >>> Ace - Did you see the news story about Wisconsin's governor changing "mother" to "inseminated person"?

I did... when is he up for reelex?
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (KRtlO)

Next year - which isn't soon enough.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (VNX3d)

275 271 re 250: so if i married someone half my age she'd be my junior partner? just want to know in case i get lucky

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:18 PM (CWTWj)

What do you call what Sniffy Joe was into then?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

276 I just stopped by Home Depot. I asked the illegals hanging around if they knew anything about cancer or asteroid disposal. Nothing.

--

LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (qBdHI)

277 I would have clawed through a bank vault to kiss Kirstie Alley in her Star Trek days. She might be fat now but she was a 15 on the digital scale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1)

278 >245 I think her head looks nice.

Posted by: Bert from Sesame Street at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (KRtlO)

Maddow sure is a handsome fella.

Posted by: Mr. Theresa Heinz at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (NgqoH)

279 It’s going to be funny when Maddie’s fans realize she won’t quit in protest/solidarity with laid off staffers. She will claim that she will bravely soldier on because she will fight to the end….of her mega million contract!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (Hkcdp)

280 "My significant other" is an alternative.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (v0TzN)

281
She made a nice looking Vulcan
Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (HcoTw)

__________

Fat or thin, she was a definite 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (dxSpM)

282 >>>She made a nice looking Vulcan

i really liked her as Saavik

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (KRtlO)

283 Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.

Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

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Bitch should be required to install a flashing red light on her head to alert aircraft in the area.

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (rdha7)

284 She made a nice looking Vulcan
Posted by: Taggart

So did Kim Cattrall.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

285 273 I just stopped by Home Depot. I asked the illegals hanging around if they knew anything about cancer or asteroid disposal. Nothing.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Sí, vi la película Armaggedon.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

Asteroid destroys earth, solves cancer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

286 She might be fat now

********

She actually passed away a few years ago :-(

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Unemployable Due to Lack of Wagshambas at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (HYKHz)

287 I think my joke above "she dreams in portrait mode" deserved some snorts.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (da+O3)

288 What eating club did he belong to?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (dxSpM)

That is funny ( thanks) but I don't think either of them actually went to Princeton. There parents must live there as they did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (C/5kG)

289 Looks like raimondo is deep in the sauce again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (pohLc)

290 Brad Schimel is in the running for WI Supreme Court. If you don't like WI's present direction, vote for him.

Posted by: gkwve at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (gKWVE)

291 Bitch has to sleep in an elevator shaft.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (Hmzn7)

292 289 Looks like raimondo is deep in the sauce again.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (pohLc)

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Pissed that her name is on the decision that overturned Chevron, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

293 Some execs and producers are gonna be getting a lot of poon in the immediate future.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I mean, if it looks like Maddow or Reid, I think they'll pass.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

294 Meant "their" parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (C/5kG)

295 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (e2wxJ)

296 I would have clawed through a bank vault to kiss Kirstie Alley in her Star Trek days. She might be fat now but she was a 15 on the digital scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Um, she's not fat anymore.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

297 It’s going to be funny when Maddie’s fans realize she won’t quit in protest/solidarity with laid off staffers. She will claim that she will bravely soldier on because she will fight to the end….of her mega million contract!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (Hkcdp)

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Jen Rubin hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (rdha7)

298 245 I think her head looks nice.
Posted by: Bert from Sesame Street at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (KRtlO)

Ha!

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (v0TzN)

299 Lefts are way more racist than the rest of the population

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

300 >>>So did Kim Cattrall.

so cute

Cattrall was supposed to play Saavik (another casting change) but Rodenberry overruled them and said that Saavik had been elevated to a "beloved character" who could not be turned into a traitor.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (KRtlO)

301 is this a parody?
Posted by: ace at

It's rainman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (dZGU+)

302 >This needs to be explained to the public clearly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:16 PM (da+O3)

Half of this country doesn't understand separation of powers let alone basic monetary policy.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (NgqoH)

303 re 266: or he's from paris?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (CWTWj)

304 >>>Night of the Long Faces.

Right into my veins.

Posted by: VDH, Connoisseur of Cruelty at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (i24o9)

305 300 Cattrall was supposed to play Saavik (another casting change) but Rodenberry overruled them and said that Saavik had been elevated to a "beloved character" who could not be turned into a traitor.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:21 PM (KRtlO)

=======

And then the universe murdered him to end his tyranny over the property he never understood.

And gave it to Brannon Braga....

Ugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

306 Dear Michael Moore, now do abortion.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (Hkcdp)

307 I don't know why y'all are so down on Rachel's looks, I mean, heck, turn off the lights and move a thousand miles away and she looks just fine!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (tT6L1)

308 287 I think my joke above "she dreams in portrait mode" deserved some snorts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:20 PM (da+O3)

You've got some tough competition, here!

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (v0TzN)

309 >>>291 Bitch has to sleep in an elevator shaft.

lol

bitch played a unicorn in Blade Runner

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

310 I first heard someone refer to their husband as their partner on an Australian tv show. I thought the girl was gay until they showed her husband. So this leftist word is already in use down under.
I find it confusing when someone says their partner, I think they're gay or they're talking about their business partner.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (QVGsQ)

311 Bob didn't get a snort outta THAT guy...

Posted by: Harrumph at February 26, 2025 04:22 PM (S9XHd)

312 Rachel Maddow's head is so long the bitch's brain is vertical.

Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil.

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM
====================
She'd look good in a Russian national anthem.

Posted by: Fake Jake Tapper at February 26, 2025 04:23 PM (lbCXT)

313 so cute

Cattrall was supposed to play Saavik (another casting change) but Rodenberry overruled them and said that Saavik had been elevated to a "beloved character" who could not be turned into a traitor.
Posted by: ace

Kim Cattrall in Mannequin was adorable. Young Meg Ryan-level adorable.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

314 well, as a gay friend of mine once said, if you want to shoot for the moon you might as well aim for uranus

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2025 04:23 PM (CWTWj)

315 Bitch turn sideways and she's invisible

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2025 04:23 PM (bHGBC)

316 Every time she smokes a cigarette the Comanches attack.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:23 PM (STjJL)

317
Maddow looks like an unsuccessful prototype of a human being built by aliens with no model to follow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:24 PM (dxSpM)

318 The Dems and the left have no idea how to deal with flat out Trump f u aggression. Their shock troops, BLM, antifa, and other hardcore may start violence, but only in blue areas. Their leaders are paralyzed. I'm happy, happy, joy, joy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2025 04:24 PM (O8bOp)

319 What gets me about the Kirstie Alley Saavik character is that she was supposed to replace Spock, as Nimoy wanted out of the role. So she was going to be a very major character.

So when the next movie came along, Alley wanted more money, as she was going to be a big character. Instead they fired her and replaced her with Robin Curtis who was okay, but a dim candle next to Kirsty Alley. Makes no sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:24 PM (2VST1)

320 260 Bitch has a fifty-five head
Posted by: Taggart

Fixed it for you. And I can't drive it (too steep).

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at February 26, 2025 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

321 if you're gay I still don't want to hear "partner"

decide who is the wife and who is the husband, or say spouse. or boyfriend/girlfriend

"partner" = "comrade"

it's 100 percent commie

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 26, 2025 04:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

322 Prime Kirstie Alley was an absolute smoke show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (4p0Xq)

323 Nobody gives a shit about Maddow, except my brother who also says Adam Schiff is a patriot.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

324 She was downright irritating on Cheers.

Posted by: Sam Malone at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (S9XHd)

325 > bitch played a unicorn in Blade Runner

Whenever she walks in, a rambling, bored, and angry speech by Harrison Ford plays over the PA.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (lIio7)

326 I think her head looks nice.
Posted by: Bert from Sesame Street at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (KRtlO)

Meep meep!

Posted by: Beaker at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (bHGBC)

327 Huh. Hadn't heard from rainmando in a while, I assumed the USAID money had run out...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

328 320 260 Bitch has a fifty-five head
Posted by: Taggart

Fixed it for you. And I can't drive it (too steep

Thanks Red Rocker

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (HcoTw)

329 Her head looks like a pink bowling pin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (4p0Xq)

330 Nobody gives a shit about Maddow, except my brother who also says Adam Schiff is a patriot.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2025 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
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I think you've successfully explained the nic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

331 well, as a gay friend of mine once said, if you want to shoot for the moon you might as well aim for uranus
Posted by: gnats local 678

I finally realized I was in the wrong bar when all the guys asked me if they could push up my stool.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (cYBz/)

332 I think her head looks nice.
Posted by: Bert from Sesame Street at February 26, 2025 04:14 PM (KRtlO)

It's like a mercator projection of a normal head.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

333 I actually preferred Shelly Long on Cheers. Minority opinion, I know.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

334 Kim Cattrall in Mannequin was adorable. Young Meg Ryan-level adorable.

Nobody is that cute. Nobody. But Kim was cute enough in Mannequin. I liked her in Big Trouble in Little China, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 04:27 PM (2VST1)

335 321 if you're gay I still don't want to hear "partner"

Posted by: Black Orchid

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call them a roommate. I do not want to know details. I do not need to know details.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2025 04:27 PM (da+O3)

336 Posted by: raimondo

is this a parody?

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE THOUGHT RAIMONDO WAS A TROLLING SOCK OF ACE'S!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 04:27 PM (rdha7)

337 Rocky Dennis looked at the bitch and said Dayum

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:27 PM (HcoTw)

338 337 Rocky Dennis looked at the bitch and said Dayum

kk that one got me

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (Pv3Rg)

339 It's like a mercator projection of a normal head.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

Nice

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (lX8VI)

340 She might be fat now but she was a 15 on the digital scale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sadly, she has passed on to.the great Star Fleet in the sky.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (dBXmJ)

341 One of my fellow Russian students at DLI used to call me "Bolshoy Lob," which is Russian for "Big Forehead," due to my rapidly receding hairline.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

342 Posted by: raimondo

is this a parody?

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE THOUGHT RAIMONDO WAS A TROLLING SOCK OF ACE'S!!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 04:27 PM (rdha7)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (g47mK)

343 The underpasses are filling up quickly.

Turf wars have started for less.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (PQM2k)

344 264 >>> Bozo say wapo will now support corporate greed and their freedom to rob and pillage. Instead of investigating watergate we would fire woodward bernstein and run interference for nixon. GOOD! One less defender of the dnc and their donor class stooges like schumer, jefferies, pelosi and clintons. msDNC next? Soon left media vs right media with know one defending donor class stooges. the democrats will know longer be led by corporate media telling them what is good for the donors is good for them!
Posted by: raimondo

is this a parody?
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

He has just a little touch of brain burn.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:28 PM (v0TzN)

345 258 273 I just stopped by Home Depot. I asked the illegals hanging around if they knew anything about cancer or asteroid disposal. Nothing.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Sí, vi la película Armaggedon.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 26, 2025 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

Asteroid destroys earth, solves cancer.

did debate in high school. at one meet, the opponent argued that the status quo led to nuclear armageddon. i argued that nuclear armageddon solves the problem, therefore status quo solves. didn't win, but made the judge laugh.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2025 04:29 PM (oY6Yp)

346 Bitch eats dinner off a satellite dish.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:29 PM (lX8VI)

347 ace, raimondo is a master of brilliantly disconnected idiocy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (tT6L1)

348 Bitch eats dinner off a satellite dish.
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Kirstie Alley?

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

349 Half of this country doesn't understand separation of powers let alone basic monetary policy.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Sho do. I wears a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra and gots me an EBT card.

Posted by: Kamalama Voter at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

350
It's like a mercator projection of a normal head.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

__________

Like a Modigliani painted while drunk and high.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (dxSpM)

351 She might be fat now but she was a 15 on the digital scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'm a 15 on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

352 347 ace, raimondo is a master of brilliantly disconnected idiocy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (tT6L1)

I always try to parse what he's saying and sometimes it works, if there aren't too many typos.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (v0TzN)

353 Bitch eats dinner off a satellite dish.
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Kirstie Alley?
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

LOL that worked two ways

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:31 PM (lX8VI)

354 al scale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sadly, she has passed on to.the great Star Fleet in the sky.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2025

IIRC, the left was dancing on her grave because she was against the COVID vax. May she rest in peace.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2025 04:31 PM (bHGBC)

355 did debate in high school. at one meet, the opponent argued that the status quo led to nuclear armageddon. i argued that nuclear armageddon solves the problem, therefore status quo solves. didn't win, but made the judge laugh.
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You should have just responded with a cheesy smile and "That's debatable."

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2025 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

356 Maddow looks like an unsuccessful prototype of a human being built by aliens with no model to follow.

Recently watched The Cage? Rachel is no Vina.

For aliens able to read minds, the Talosians could not get a read on how Vina looked prior to the crash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:31 PM (PQM2k)

357 Kirsty Alley was a Scientologist.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

358 Normally, pilings have white paint on the top, not green hair.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (lTGtQ)

359 is this a parody?

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

It's a retarded parrot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (NtVYv)

360
lol, Ace's wisecracking-fu has increased 1000% in the last 24 hours!

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (rt+pM)

361 357 Kirsty Alley was a Scientologist.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

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So, her thetons are returned to Xenu?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

362 It's ironic, most of Maddow's fans are bitter, single wino women, and yet her head is shaped like a White Claw can, appealing to the younger generation of women.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

363 Raimodo, making the program Eliza look brilliant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (PQM2k)

364 Bitch eats dinner off a satellite dish.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2025 04:29 PM (lX8VI)

That noggin has its own spring tides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (i24o9)

365 Kirsty Alley was a Scientologist.
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I'm a professor of logic at the college of Science. Let's start with a question: Do you own a dog house?

Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

366 I always try to parse what he's saying and sometimes it works, if there aren't too many typos.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:30 PM (v0TzN)

If I can catch it before one of the moderators bans him, I will sometimes run his blather through a nonsense generator. Then it really gets good!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (mWSu4)

367 If Madcow talked all the time about sex changes and anal bleaching her viewership would probably make money.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2025 04:34 PM (0Gnoc)

368 357 Kirsty Alley was a Scientologist.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

And a very devout one.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:34 PM (v0TzN)

369 If I can catch it before one of the moderators bans him, I will sometimes run his blather through a nonsense generator. Then it really gets good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (mWSu4)
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One of the few times garbage in produces wonderful garbage out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 26, 2025 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

370 367 If Madcow talked all the time about sex changes and anal bleaching her viewership would probably make money.
Posted by: torabora

I can't watch harder!!!!!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at February 26, 2025 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

371 >>>316 Every time she smokes a cigarette the Comanches attack.

lol

i don't even know what that means but it's funny

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

372 Madcow looks exactly like what she is. A bulldyke. She will die alone and be discovered by virtue of her odor of decay, but before then, her cats will have eaten their fill.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 26, 2025 04:35 PM (pohLc)

373 >>>It's ironic, most of Maddow's fans are bitter, single wino women, and yet her head is shaped like a White Claw can, appealing to the younger generation of women.

bitch is a Human Hot Dog

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

374 If Madcow talked all the time about sex changes and anal bleaching her viewership would probably make money.
Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2025 04:34 PM (0Gnoc)

Who is hotter getting their anus bleached, Rachel Maddow or Ranae Holland from "Finding Bigfoot"?

Posted by: James BoBo Fay at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (NAF5O)

375 If I can catch it before one of the moderators bans him, I will sometimes run his blather through a nonsense generator. Then it really gets good!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2025 04:33 PM (mWSu4)

Isn't that like double negatives where it spits out a proof of the general theory of relativity or something?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)

376 if you're gay I still don't want to hear "partner"

Posted by: Black Orchid

-----------------

When I greet people most times these days I refer to them as either:

. kiddo or kids (if they're younger; and I I blame JJ's "Good morning, kids" opening to his Morning Reports; or

. partner (or pahdners) which probably evolved from living the past dozen years in a town that's still associated with the Old West and has a fair share of cowboys around still.

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (rdha7)

377 is this a parody?

Cut him some slack, you just posted that he was getting fired.

Posted by: 52 at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (Vu7A1)

378
Kirstie Alley was One Of Us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (rt+pM)

379 She'll probably end up cutting her staff in on her salary.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:36 PM (v0TzN)

380 Spock, "Lieutenant, have you ever piloted a spaceship out of spacedock?"

Lt. Saavik, "no Sir."

Spock, "there is a first time for everything."

McCoy to Kirk, "need a tranquilizer?"

Kirk vehemently shakes head no.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:37 PM (PQM2k)

381 Every time she smokes a cigarette the Comanches attack.

lol

i don't even know what that means but it's funny
Posted by: ace

Something to do with smoke signals and a crescent moon?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

382 Every time she smokes a cigarette the Comanches attack.

lol

i don't even know what that means but it's funny

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2025 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

The Rohirrim muster for war in middle earth?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (i24o9)

383 382 The Rohirrim muster for war in middle earth?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (i24o9)

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Fun thing I've discovered.

The two Battle for Middle-Earth PC games are considered abandonware and are available to download for free online.

I can't wait to get my Steam Deck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

384 RE: Comcast's announced intention to spinoff CNN, MSNBC, & their other cable properties:

Who will want to buy them?

They've been losing money hand-over-fist for years, according to broadcast industry trade publications.

I suppose a new owner would start from scratch? Maybe repurpose these properties to something like The Hallmark Channel?

I intuit that a lot of MSNBC/CNN employees are indifferent to the fact that their employer is interested in making a profit.

Microscopic ratings? Why should they care? Not their problem.

Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (NLIak)

385 381 Every time she smokes a cigarette the Comanches attack.

lol

i don't even know what that means but it's funny
Posted by: ace

Something to do with smoke signals and a crescent moon?
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

And her general teepee shape?

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:39 PM (v0TzN)

386

Megyn Kelly just put up a "revolving door" video about some forner Fpizer employee who went to "work" in the FDA and, guess what, goes back Fpizer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 04:39 PM (rt+pM)

387 I’m dying here - Comanche attacks ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:39 PM (Hkcdp)

388 384 I intuit that a lot of MSNBC/CNN employees are indifferent to the fact that their employer is interested in making a profit.

Microscopic ratings? Why should they care? Not their problem.

Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (NLIak)

=======

Buy the brand and the production facilities.

Clean out the staff and talent.

Start again.

It'll be worth it to someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

389
From Fpizer to biden-obama-chona-big pharma FDA and back to Fpizer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (rt+pM)

390 Talent? What talent?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (PQM2k)

391 They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (XMwZJ)

392
china

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (rt+pM)

393 Losing money hand over fist

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I know, $20, same as in town…

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:41 PM (Hkcdp)

394 391 They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (XMwZJ)

O.k. but if decimating her staff gets her to quit, even better.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:41 PM (v0TzN)

395 388 384 I intuit that a lot of MSNBC/CNN employees are indifferent to the fact that their employer is interested in making a profit.

Microscopic ratings? Why should they care? Not their problem.

Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2025 04:38 PM (NLIak)

=======

Buy the brand and the production facilities.

Clean out the staff and talent.

Start again.

It'll be worth it to someone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

Rent it out to Youtubers to make their content. It will give the better ones a professional space, but I'm not sure whether it would make money.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 04:41 PM (VNX3d)

396 373 >>>It's ironic, most of Maddow's fans are bitter, single wino women, and yet her head is shaped like a White Claw can, appealing to the younger generation of women.

bitch is a Human Hot Dog
Posted by: ace

Hot dog, you say? Maybe THAT'S how she keeps her ~~younger, hotter~~ wife satisfied...
Picture of them from 2011 https://tinyurl.com/mr2pac9s

(I ASSUMED, being wealthy, Maddow would have a hot, younger wife. I was very wrong. That couple is Ackbar-worthy)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 26, 2025 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

397 They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.

Sounds like the perfect time for the Raimondo and Sid show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:41 PM (PQM2k)

398 They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (XMwZJ)

She would stumble headlong into another rewarding career, maybe as a beluga impressionist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:42 PM (i24o9)

399 She would make one ugly beluga

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:42 PM (PQM2k)

400 398 They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (XMwZJ)

She would stumble headlong into another rewarding career, maybe as a beluga impressionist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:42 PM (i24o9)

Or as a Comanche target.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:42 PM (v0TzN)

401 moar!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

402 She would stumble headlong into another rewarding career, maybe as a beluga impressionist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The sturgeon or the whale?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

403 "Night of the Long Faces"

LOL

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (v0TzN)

404 If Rachel Maddow was a tree, what kind of tree would she be?

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

405 These media studios and camera clowns took one too many shots at the King and the King still persists. Further, the King has axed the federally ~~appropriated~~ hijacked funding (USAID) so the studios and clowns cannot afford more ammo.

That's a shame.

I don't imagine coding is in their futures either. Another shame.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (aXxgO)

406 Maddow's head is so big that underneath her passport photo it reads "to be continued on page 2"

Posted by: RODNEY at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (W2EWw)

407 Rachel, like a sturgeon whaling for the very first time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (PQM2k)

408 She’d be a cashew nut tree

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (Hkcdp)

409 404 If Rachel Maddow was a tree, what kind of tree would she be?
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

A stump.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (jKo6M)

410 402 She would stumble headlong into another rewarding career, maybe as a beluga impressionist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The sturgeon or the whale?
Posted by: Bulg

Black and white, silent movie vampire type.

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (JCZqz)

411 She would stumble headlong into another rewarding career, maybe as a beluga impressionist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The sturgeon or the whale?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

Wherever her passion and gravity take her, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:44 PM (i24o9)

412 Wait —no, she’d be a beech

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (Hkcdp)

413 >>> They should save money by firing Maddow. Really, any stuttering retard could do that job.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2025 04:40 PM (XMwZJ)

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Wasn't it Leno (who was getting $30 million/year) who took a pay cut to save his staff? I don't see maddow doing that.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (JfxgE)

414 Considering how many western gaming studios are suddenly dying; learn to code is not a viable career path.

The media and the game devs will be fighting for space on the streets soon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (PQM2k)

415 404 If Rachel Maddow was a tree, what kind of tree would she be?
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv
Telephone pole.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (r51hs)

416 406 Maddow's head is so big that underneath her passport photo it reads "to be continued on page 2"
Posted by: RODNEY

She'd be the most disappointing Playboy centerfold ever.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

417 414 Considering how many western gaming studios are suddenly dying; learn to code is not a viable career path.

The media and the game devs will be fighting for space on the streets soon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (PQM2k)

=======

I just want to play Command and Conquer like games forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

418 412 Wait —no, she’d be a beech

With a big ass head

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (HcoTw)

419 413 Wasn't it Leno (who was getting $30 million/year) who took a pay cut to save his staff? I don't see maddow doing that.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (JfxgE)

>>>Note that she could easily pull a Jay Leno. When NBC wanted Leno's show to reduce costs, Leno famously took a $10 million per year pay cut so that he could pay his staff with no job losses or pay cuts.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (v0TzN)

420 She'd be the most disappointing Playboy centerfold ever.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

*kicks dirt*
-- Zombie Helen Thomas

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

421 Wait —no, she’d be a beech

With a big ass head

Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (HcoTw)

Maybe she should stay away from Oregon beaches?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)

422 Maybe one of the unintended consequences of Comcast divesting itself of CNN MIGHT be... no more involuntary subjection to CNN at airport boarding gates?

I can dream.

Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2025 04:47 PM (NLIak)

423 I've got horses with shorter heads than Maddow

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2025 04:47 PM (mB6WH)

424 She'd be the most disappointing Playboy centerfold ever.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

They would need 4 pages just for her head.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 26, 2025 04:48 PM (lTGtQ)

425 Hey, check it out. Some genius made a Pig Latin translator. I love the 21st Century.

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Posted by: Orson at February 26, 2025 04:48 PM (dIske)

426 412 Wait —no, she’d be a beech

With a big ass head
Posted by: Taggart at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (HcoTw)

She's a weepin' willer now!

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:48 PM (rj6Yv)

427 "Bitch's hat size is #2 Pencil."

Oh, gawd, Ace. That's criminally hilarious.

Posted by: fly gal at February 26, 2025 04:48 PM (6CtMt)

428 >>>Wasn't it Leno (who was getting $30 million/year) who took a pay cut to save his staff? I don't see maddow doing that.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 26, 2025 04:45 PM (JfxgE)

>>>Note that she could easily pull a Jay Leno. When NBC wanted Leno's show to reduce costs, Leno famously took a $10 million per year pay cut so that he could pay his staff with no job losses or pay cuts.
Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:46 PM (v0TzN)

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Almost like people don't read the content here.

*goes sit in the corner *

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 26, 2025 04:48 PM (JfxgE)

429 Imagine if you will

The Rachel Maddow Playboy edition in Braille.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (PQM2k)

430 Looks like a brunette version of Beaker the muppet..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (VE6XX)

431 404 If Rachel Maddow was a tree, what kind of tree would she be?
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

A cun tree?

Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (v0TzN)

432 Imagine if you will

The Rachel Maddow Playboy edition in Braille.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (PQM2k)

Is this a beaver ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (NtVYv)

433 Q-tip?

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (r51hs)

434 Looks like a brunette version of Beaker the muppet..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (VE6XX)

Bitch wasn't born, she was extruded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)

435 Forehead on that dyke!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 26, 2025 04:50 PM (z+ik4)

436 Did Hunter Biden do his poop art using a No. 2 pencil?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

437 Forehead on that dyke!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 26, 2025 04:50 PM (z+ik4)

When she gives head, you better clear your schedule.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)

438 If Rachel Maddow was a tree, what kind of tree would she be?
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

A cun tree?
Posted by: m at February 26, 2025 04:49 PM (v0TzN)

A hollowed out, rotten, infested elm?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2025 04:51 PM (VNX3d)

439 So if this gives me a Schadenboner does that mean I'm a lesbian?

Posted by: It's so confusing! at February 26, 2025 04:51 PM (5TbUi)

440 Rachel Maddow walks into a stable and the horses ask, hey why the long face?

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 26, 2025 04:52 PM (LuBFr)

441 Forehead on that dyke!
Posted by: Peyton Manning

A hollowed out, rotten, infested elm?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Infested with Dutch elm disease? The Dutch boy better keep his finger out of that dyke!

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

442 Mad Max and Star Trek are the same universe, discuss.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 26, 2025 04:53 PM (HUlc3)

443 Don Black: "I'll tell you who has a weird head and it's that cornpone ex-Congressman, Trey something"

I generally like Gowdy, but I see South Park's Butters Stotch when I see him. That little tuft of hair does it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2025 04:54 PM (aXxgO)

444 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

445 McCoy to Kirk, "need a tranquilizer?"

Kirk vehemently shakes head no.

That was one of the better scenes in a really great movie. They had the interaction between the main 3 characters down so well it was like slipping on comfortable old slippers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2025 05:01 PM (2VST1)

446 > LOL, Corporate Media. They're not layoffs, they're just a "reallocation of resources to support the network's evolving priorities."

Like Spinal Tap, MSNBC's appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Scott at February 26, 2025 05:52 PM (kmvkg)

447 Rachal Mad-Cow and A-Mess-NBC the Lying Peacock News what else is new with them?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2025 06:16 PM (wGqjj)

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