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Nick Sortor: Eric Swalwell Is a Huge National Security Threat. He Openly Bragged About "Orgies" and "F***ing 10s" to Lobbyists Who Were Perfect Strangers to Him as I Eavesdropped

Sortor claims he was a direct ear-witness to Swalwell "compromising" himself to lobbyists who could use his drunken disclosures to blackmail him.

He has video, but it's not of Swalwell bragging about the orgies. It's video of Sortor asking him about his admissions.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

#BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Eric Swalwell PANICS when I ask about his Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang, and whether that's a bigger "national security threat" than Elon Musk

I sat next to a drunk Swalwell at dinner for 90 minutes. He was IMMEDIATELY compromised by a group of lobbyists he'd JUST MET, spilling intimate details about his job and asking for HELP CHEATING ON HIS WIFE.

MASSIVE national security threat. This guy should have his clearances revoked.

Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about "ORGlES" on Capitol Hill, telling them he's bored of his wife and "only wants to f*ck tens."

Worse, he spoke about ABUSlNG his power on the House Intel Committee (which he's since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she's "hot as f*ck"

THIS GUY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. He CANNOT keep his freaking mouth shut.

After I began questioning him, Swalwell jumped back into the group of lobbyists to hide from me, but I pressed on.

Dude looked absolutely TERRIFIED and 100% guilty. He knows he's been caught.

More to come later. I have about an hour and a half of audio to go through 😉

And big shoutout to @LauraLoomer
for assisting me with digging into this clown while I was focusing on listening in!

And speaking of national security threats: Trump revoked the security clearance of the law firm which provided "free" assistance to former illegal prosecutor Jack Smith. I assume that that security clearance permitted the firm to handle cases which involve national secrets.


: President Donald Trump is expected to sign a memo Tuesday suspending the security clearances for employees of a top D.C.-based law firm who assisted in former special counsel Jack Smith's investigations, Fox News has learned.

The memo, first reported by Fox News, outlines the administration's sweeping plans to suspend security clearances for all counsel members involved in Jack Smith's dual special counsel investigations into Trump, the White House confirmed.

It's the latest in a string of punitive actions Trump has taken to strip power from his political and legal foes.

The memo orders the federal government to review and terminate the engagement of law firm Covington & Burling by the U.S. government "to the maximum extent permitted by law," and will conduct a detailed evaluation of funding decisions to ensure they with American citizens' interests and the priorities of this Administration, as detailed in executive directives.


Among those targeted is Peter Koski, the former deputy chief of the Justice Department's public integrity section. Covington vice chair Lanny Breuer, who helped lead the Justice Department's criminal division under then-President Barack Obama, is also expected to be squarely in the crosshairs of the review. Breuer, for his part, had recruited Smith in 2010 to head up DOJ's Public Integrity Section.

The two made headlines earlier this month after Politico reported they had been offering pro bono legal services to Jack Smith prior to his resignation from the Justice Department last month.

The White House said Tuesday that the firm had offered Smith $140,000 in free legal services.

In revoking the government clearances of top Justice Department personnel, the administration said Trump is "sending a clear message that the Federal Government will no longer tolerate the abuse of power by partisan actors who exploit their positions for political gain."

"The Federal Government will review and terminate engagement of Covington & Burling LLP by the United States to the maximum extent permitted by law," the memo is expected to say, according to a White House official.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 25, 2025 03:18 PM (w9Wax)

2 I'll noodify the otters.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (w9Wax)

3 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

4 Hmmm. Seems a bit wobbly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (bss/y)

5 RE: Jack Smith Assistance Law Firm

“F*** you. WAR”

~ Andrew Breitbart

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (Mxf84)

6 And speaking of national security threats: Trump revoked the security clearance of the law firm which provided "free" assistance to former illegal prosecutor Jack Smith. I assume that that security clearance permitted the firm to handle cases which involve national secrets.
.

Not so fast

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (VE6XX)

7 "I'm on my way."
-James O'Keefe, putting on wig

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

8 Something smells about that guy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 25, 2025 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

9 And speaking of national security threats: Trump revoked the security clearance of the law firm which provided "free" assistance to former illegal prosecutor Jack Smith. I assume that that security clearance permitted the firm to handle cases which involve national secrets.

======

$5 says the partners at that firm aren't going to let go of classified material lightly.

It'd be amusing to me if a few ended up in prison for mishandling classified documents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

10 Swalwell did not look "panicked" in that clip.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:20 PM (v0TzN)

11 The left: Why do you think we are a bunch of pedos you wingnuts?

Also the left: Mr Swallwell's sexual relationships with teens are his business and none of yours

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:20 PM (t0Rmr)

12 Well, can't say that I blame him. Call me Eric!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Pardoned Sex Pest at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (NAF5O)

13 Swalwell needs a polygraph...up his ...

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (g47mK)

14 Swalwell has been making an ass out of himself his entire career.

Apparently the Bay Area district he represents like their politicians arrogant, cocky, horny, flatulent, drunk & stupid.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

15 "Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about 'ORGlES' on Capitol Hill, telling them he's bored of his wife and 'only wants to f*ck tens.'"

The only way this purulent canker sore scumbag will ever fuck a ten is if he jerks off with both hands

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

16 This is just too good.

He will announce he is entering rehab and slowly slink away.


I wonder if the MFM will even touch this ?

Somehow they will make this about Sortor

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

17 aw, not even top ten.

and keith olbermann sends greetings from his mom's laundry room

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (CWTWj)

18 Breuer, for his part, had recruited Smith in 2010 to head up DOJ's Public Integrity Section.

———

That tells you all you need to know about DC!

What a joke.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (Vh9CX)

19 11 The left: Why do you think we are a bunch of pedos you wingnuts?

Also the left: Mr Swallwell's sexual relationships with teens are his business and none of yours
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:20 PM (t0Rmr)

Wait, it's 'TEENS'? I thought from the headline he was using the ten point scale.

That does put a different spin on the cueball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (bss/y)

20 See this is why people claw their way into Congress. A congressman who ranks 2.5 - maybe - can pull a 10.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (vdTWa)

21 China already sent him a ten, I am sure Iran, Russia, Ukaine and the UK also...

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (g47mK)

22 The only way this purulent canker sore scumbag will ever fuck a ten is if he jerks off with both hands
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (bss/y)

23 19 Wait, it's 'TEENS'? I thought from the headline he was using the ten point scale.

That does put a different spin on the cueball.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (bss/y)

======

The transcript I saw said 10s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

24 It's "tens"; women who rate a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (v0TzN)

25 21 China already sent him a ten, I am sure Iran, Russia, Ukaine and the UK also...
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (g47mK)

Anna Chapman was pretty damn hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (bss/y)

26 24 It's "tens"; women who rate a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (v0TzN)

=====

Which is, of course, the incorrect scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

27 20 See this is why people claw their way into Congress. A congressman who ranks 2.5 - maybe - can pull a 10.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (vdTWa)

Fang-Fang was a Peking 5 at best though.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (9Ovst)

28 This is just too good.

He will announce he is entering rehab and slowly slink away.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

He will have to live the rest of his life as a flatulent, retarded gay man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (i24o9)

29 Swallwell really is butt ugly. I can’t believe he’s crowing about boinking 10s. His wife told me even his gym socks cut him off.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (vdTWa)

30 The video clip has Sortor saying "tens." And unambiguously. Like "a woman who rates a 10 in the looks department" or something.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (v0TzN)

31 Fang Fang is marked with a red asterisk to note "Hot & Spicy."

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

32 28 This is just too good.

He will announce he is entering rehab and slowly slink away.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2025 03:21 PM (NtVYv)


Nah.. He will deny go about his way and nothing will come of this

Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (VE6XX)

33 The transcript I saw said 10s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

Well, sounds truthy. It is 18-1s truth and who am I to argue?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (bss/y)

34 Dime girls.
Every one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (YMkTs)

35 Now do Schiff.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

36 it's "tens" not "teens"

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

37
I didn't see panic, nor provable drunkenness. Swalwell appeared to be defensively stone-faced to avoid giving anything away, and possibly from the effort of holding in a gas ball he'd been planning to release in the parking garage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (xPNeT)

38
Hooters really going bankrupt?

Coom harder, next time, maybe?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (UZWy2)

39 36 it's "tens" not "teens"
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

Wait, you're saying that swallowell is bragging about banging hot pre-teens?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (bss/y)

40 37 and possibly from the effort of holding in a gas ball he'd been planning to release in the parking garage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (xPNeT)

========

And then there was a 2.3 on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

41 Elric Blade, well done !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (mB6WH)

42 I would not bang-bang Fang-fang. She is a 3 at best.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (pohLc)

43 "... you only like to f*ck people who are tens"

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:26 PM (v0TzN)

44 Nah.. He will deny go about his way and nothing will come of this


Yup. Without actual video of the incident, it never happened.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 03:26 PM (xCA6C)

45 I have a TENS stimulator.

Posted by: Eric "Laden" Swallowell at February 25, 2025 03:26 PM (w9Wax)

46 "Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about 'ORGlES' on Capitol Hill, telling them he's bored of his wife and 'only wants to f*ck tens.'"
.......

Like Joy Reid?

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

47
Why can't PDT be like Reagan and pretend Hooters is Lee Iacoca's Chrysler and bail him out?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 25, 2025 03:26 PM (UZWy2)

48 If any of this was recorded or can be verified by other people at the dinner he needs to go.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (e5NfL)

49 It's funny watching the lefties getting the running camera treatment with obnoxious "interviewer".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (OA79/)

50 Nothing will happen to swallow-well in the long run but one can hope.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (10+F7)

51 Watching the video of the incident at Chicago-Midway today -- holy hell, that was a near disaster.

Nice save by the Southwest cockpit crew on that one.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (Y1sOo)

52 fang fang is the kind of woman you get lucky with and then you give her the phone number of the local kinko's

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (CWTWj)

53
Fang Fang's sexual specialties are the Triple Delight and Happy Family. Order both and get egg roll in your butt.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (KRtlO)

54 I didn't see panic, nor provable drunkenness. Swalwell appeared to be defensively stone-faced to avoid giving anything away, and possibly from the effort of holding in a gas ball he'd been planning to release in the parking garage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (xPNeT)

Yeah, I don't see anything damning here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)

55 31 Fang Fang is marked with a red asterisk to note "Hot & Spicy."

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)
-- --

She must be from Sichuan.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (6ydKt)

56 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

In case you were wondering.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (i24o9)

57 Sortor doesn't come out looking good, here, IMHO.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (v0TzN)

58 Swalwell is done.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (pohLc)

59 "I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos."

-- George Carlin

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

60 Today I signed pardons for all Americans who wish to exercise their right to work from home.

American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines gave their lives fighting Hitler so that Americans today can enjoy the right to work at home.

Not to mention the efforts of Dr. Fauci and Merit Garling and the black lady on the Supreme Court and many others. And the heroes of Charlottesville.

Now, thanks to me no one can ever take these rights away again. Suck on that, fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (1Djv4)

61 Elric Blade, well done !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (mB6WH)
_______

:-)

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

62 Hang Hang Swallowswell.

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (77qHq)

63 Should have called him congressman wetfart.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (OA79/)

64 Swallwell’s wife has teh crazy eyes. He better make up some kind of excuse before he gets home, like Nick Sortor’s twitter was hacked.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (vdTWa)

65 And now, Bible Study Moment With Sonny Hostin!

“The View’s” Sunny Hostin Says Being Anti-Woke Is “Ungodly” — “That Is Not Christian”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

66 Federal judge rules Trump administration has to pay millions in foreign aid to nonprofits

https://tinyurl.com/2xe62kc2

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (NpAcC)

67 Eric Holder is a partner at Covington and Burling. I imagine his clearance is getting pulled too.

Posted by: the dandy at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (L+5ng)

68 Now do Schiff.
We're going to get tired of winning but not yet.

Posted by: torabora at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (0Gnoc)

69 36 it's "tens" not "teens"

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

--- ---

Yes, but the Russians and Chinese will surely find him some "10 Teens".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

70 it's "tens" not "teens"
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)


I had a TENS unit. It was really good for those charleyhorses that I got from rehab

Posted by: Kindltot has had PT too at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (D7oie)

71 Fang Fang's sexual specialties are the Triple Delight and Happy Family. Order both and get egg roll in your butt.
Posted by: ace
......

never agree to the basket trick.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

72 56 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

In case you were wondering.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (i24o9)

https://tinyurl.com/5aszcmwz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (bss/y)

73 42 I would not bang-bang Fang-fang. She is a 3 at best.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
--------
A buddy of mine used to say "if you'd let her suck it then..." you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (10+F7)

74 Swalwell "compromising" himself to lobbyists who could use his drunken disclosures to blackmail him.

He's a Democrat. His voluntary disclosures are rewarded with orgies, not extorted from him.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (sZIeh)

75 I would not bang-bang Fang-fang. She is a 3 at best.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM



She has ancient and secret Oriental techniques that will put a drain on reserves of body fat and have you sleek as an otter in no time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (jc0TO)

76 I didn't see panic, nor provable drunkenness. Swalwell appeared to be defensively stone-faced to avoid giving anything away,

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM (xPNeT)

He's a Dem past noon. Drunkenness is a given.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (n7h9X)

77 36 it's "tens" not "teens"
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)
_____

Can't it be ... both?

Posted by: T---- B--------, Esq. at February 25, 2025 03:31 PM (qUkBO)

78 Fang Fang is marked with a red asterisk to note "Hot & Spicy."

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

--------------

"No yellow?"

-- obligatory Hunter Biden

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:31 PM (77qHq)

79 Fang Fang put a Chinese finger trap on his penis.
Because it's so small.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

80 Are comments disappearing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:31 PM (bss/y)

81 Swalwell and Schiff, the two people that the DOJ and FBI need to open inquiries on.

These two IMHO are the slimiest and most corrupt currently serving in the House and Senate.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (4q/mG)

82
Swallwell, Shitty Schiff and Whitehouse, a good start on cleaning out the shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (3ek7K)

83 That ad keeps cracking me up.

"Billionaires and Eric Swallwell want this video destroyed!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (B46kE)

84 It's funny watching the lefties getting the running camera treatment with obnoxious "interviewer".

Did you see Alec Baldwin threaten to kill the Trump impersonator who roams around NYC?
The guy was obnoxious, but hilariously so. And he never broke character, that’s what made it funnier.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (vdTWa)

85 Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the seven digits
Said, "Yo, this Eric Swollen, baby, are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Me love you long time...

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, Me So Horny at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (NAF5O)

86 A buddy of mine used to say "if you'd let her suck it then..." you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (10+F7)

Scogg might have had his problems, but his binary scale are words of iron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (bss/y)

87 Tens. These are the people who sit in judgment of Trump and of us.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:33 PM (kooD+)

88 Well now that you told everyone, how are we gonna blackmail him?

Posted by: CCP at February 25, 2025 03:33 PM (P153Y)

89 56 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.
___

Gonna be a Watts riot tonight, amirite?

Posted by: qUkBO Abides at February 25, 2025 03:33 PM (qUkBO)

90 Yeah, I don't see anything damning here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)

I get the desire for truth and accuracy, and I don't know if I would personally go as far in describing Swalwell's conduct.

1. This is a guy who argued for nuking his gun control political adversaries.

2. It is not the truthiness of the claims that matter, it is the severity of the charges, we have been informed.

If there are inaccuracies in the reporting against our political enemies, let them settle it by a defamation suit. Or Thunderdome. It doesn't matter to me.

I'll save my desire for truth and justice for people who are not my enemies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:33 PM (i24o9)

91 71 Fang Fang's sexual specialties are the Triple Delight and Happy Family. Order both and get egg roll in your butt.
Posted by: ace
......

never agree to the basket trick.
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (v0R5T


What? No pupu platter tonight?

Posted by: Swallwell at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (OA79/)

92 One of these days Baldwin's big mouth will write a check his ass can't cash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (pohLc)

93 Worse, he spoke about ABUSlNG his power on the House Intel Committee (which he's since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she's "hot as f*ck"

Okay but he's not wrong....

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (xhfG9)

94 Fang-Fang was a Peking 5 at best though.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2025 03:23 PM (9Ovst)

Panda Express 7.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (lg881)

95 Has Hillary been arrested yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (W2Pud)

96 This guy pulling 10's is maybe the most fucked up thing I've heard all year.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:34 PM (kooD+)

97 Schiff is hoping for a 2.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

98 any of this was recorded or can be verified by other people at the dinner he needs to go.

Sortor says he has audio

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:35 PM (vdTWa)

99 66 Federal judge rules Trump administration has to pay millions in foreign aid to nonprofits

https://tinyurl.com/2xe62kc2
Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2025 03:29 PM (NpAcC)

Have him call the DOJ.

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2025 03:36 PM (z+ik4)

100 >>>I get the desire for truth and accuracy, and I don't know if I would personally go as far in describing Swalwell's conduct.

Sortor is reporting stuff he heard Swalwell say that is not on video.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:36 PM (KRtlO)

101 Swalwell and Schiff, the two people that the DOJ and FBI need to open inquiries on.

These two IMHO are the slimiest and most corrupt currently serving in the House and Senate.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 25, 2025 03:32 PM (4q/mG)




Will the real Schiff Shady please stand up? Please stand up?

Swall'swell that end smell.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 03:36 PM (NMT5x)

102 Swalwell should be face down in a prison cell taking a -2.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:36 PM (pohLc)

103 97 Schiff is hoping for a 2.
____

Yes, 2 year old.

Posted by: qUkBO Abides at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (qUkBO)

104 Democracy saved!

Left-wing Govt Looms in Germany Despite Right Dominating Election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

105 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

106 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

In case you were wondering.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:28 PM (i24o9)

https://tinyurl.com/5aszcmwz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (bss/y)

Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (i24o9)

107 A buddy of mine used to say "if you'd let her suck it then..." you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (10+F7)

No, I actually don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (42Vb+)

108 I believe Sortor. This story seems too specific and too random to be fabricated.

When people lie, they tend to use very little creativity. Like they would claim Swalwell said the most obvious things, like "Yeah I was totally slipping Fang Fang state secrets because she kissed my pee-pee."

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

109 [O/T -- wifey asks "Shall wonders never cease?"]

Secretary Kristi Noem
@Sec_Noem

Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs just signed an executive order to partner local & state law enforcement with the federal government to secure our border and stop transnational gangs.

-------------

What do they have on this Soros butt-bitch?

Epstein's client list?

#WinningFatigueStillNotInSight!

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (77qHq)

110 Who can be surprised by this?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (fwDg9)

111 This sounds pretty lowlife:

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
14h
Hi @RepSwalwell!

I know you have me blocked, but I wanted to thank you for the “lovely” chat we just had at dinner!

You’ll see a video recap tomorrow here on 𝕏!

Regards,

The man whose table you invaded while you were inebriated at dinner 😘

PS: Tell Fang Fang I said hi!

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (v0TzN)

112 Pro tip for every dude out there: If you look like Eric Swalwell, have the personality of Eric Swalwell, and you aren't just OBSCENELY wealthy...and a "10" or even, hell, a Costco 6.5 is willing to see you naked...call Admiral Ackbar because it's a trap, you dumbass.

Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (oy0fT)

113 'Member when we had to raid the personal residence of the President, with 40+ agents armed with fully-automatic rifles, to (plant) recover classified documents 'cause he was gonna sell our nuclear secrets to Russia?

That was front-page, to let the public know that the former President was a HUGE national security threat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (IIsq3)

114 >>>I get the desire for truth and accuracy, and I don't know if I would personally go as far in describing Swalwell's conduct.

Sortor is reporting stuff he heard Swalwell say that is not on video.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:36 PM (KRtlO)

I was referring to how he reps the conduct in the video.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (i24o9)

115
Yeah, kinda hoping an Epstein list would be out by this afternoon...

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (j4U/Z)

116 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

117 I would not bang-bang Fang-fang. She is a 3 at best.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:25 PM


She has ancient and secret Oriental techniques that will put a drain on reserves of body fat and have you sleek as an otter in no time.


Take the pebble from my hoohah, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Fang Fang at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (xCA6C)

118 >>>I was referring to how he reps the conduct in the video.

eh, I guess. Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

119 21 China already sent him a ten, I am sure Iran, Russia, Ukaine and the UK also...
Posted by: runner

------

Fen fen or sing sing or whatever her name was, was NOT a 10. Maybe a Panda Express 7

Posted by: CCP at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (P153Y)

120 These bears are out of control!

https://is.gd/g6pVns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (L/fGl)

121 Are you sure he said he "only wants to f*ck tens." Or did he say "trans"?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (1bNHn)

122 105 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

Pissaki is above her on the press ladder kicking down to keep Karine from climbing up. Raccist.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (lg881)

123 118 Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

======

This comment is so fake and gay.

ie, true

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

124 Fan Bingbing.

How many fans could Bingbing bang if Bingbing could bang fans?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (6K6Eu)

125 What do they have on this Soros butt-bitch?

Epstein's client list?

#WinningFatigueStillNotInSight!
Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (77qHq)

probably election fraud.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (n7h9X)

126 Schiff is hoping for a 2.
____

Yes, 2 year old.
Posted by: qUkBO Abides
.......

He lures them in with lollipops, because he looks just like them.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

127 A quick search for Brittany Watts comes back with this story: "Watts was arrested by the Warren Police Department and charged with abuse of a corpse."

No mention whether the corpse in question was Chinese.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (MZ+PY)

128 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

5 head > 4 head.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)

129 CA sure puts forth some of the scummiest, sleaziest dirtballs known to man to serve in the US Congress.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

130 VDH is using Ace-level cruelty in that sidebar video.
He must lurk here.

"and the even more radical third term of Obama using the waxen effigy of Joe Biden..."

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (FCbAQ)

131 >>>I was referring to how he reps the conduct in the video.

eh, I guess. Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

Fair, and point was I don't care, especially regarding enemies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (i24o9)

132 You go now!!! You here four hour!!! You frighten my wife! You hump more than whale! Sign say 'All you can screw' not 'You screw all'!"

Posted by: chinese owner of a D.C. brothel at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (/tzYP)

133 118 Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

We need filters.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (v0TzN)

134 When people lie, they tend to use very little creativity. Like they would claim Swalwell said the most obvious things, like "Yeah I was totally slipping Fang Fang state secrets because she kissed my pee-pee."

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

You should meet some Chinese people. They are the most creative liars I've ever heard. And crackheads. The lies about where they were when they disappeared for three days would make your head spin. The most fantastical stories ever.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (kooD+)

135 121 Are you sure he said he "only wants to f*ck tens." Or did he say "trans"?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (1bNHn)

Maybe "tons"? Watch out Governor Abrams!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (lg881)

136 Fen - receding/high hairline

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (nIRE6)

137 Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (i24o9)

I know, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (bss/y)

138 Rachel Maddow is an XXIV-head

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (KRtlO)

139 So, wait, Democrats are corrupt traitors? Wow!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (WPL6O)

140 So I am watching The Dead Don't Die with Bill Murray and a host of A-Listers. Starting very slow but I think that is intentional. Just chuckled at Rosie Perez's character Posie Juarez.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

141 Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

Everything???

Everything.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (kooD+)

142 What about Eric Holder? He's at Covington. Hope they pull his clearance too if they haven't already.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (3ImbR)

143 Millions and millions being sent to globalist regime change groups being clawed back and contracts cancelled.

We even sent $52 million to the frigging WEF.

https://tinyurl.com/2ypjuts7

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (LkLld)

144 https://tinyurl.com/5aszcmwz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (bss/y)


Omg wtaf

I am crying
ded

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (vdTWa)

145 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

A fivehead is one more than a forehead.

In the Civil War the entrenchments around DC were so many that some said they should be called "Fiftyfications"

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

146 If Swallwell goes down, that would be awesome!

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (ufJfM)

147 Take the pebble hard boiled egg from my hoohah, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Fang Fang

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

148 I had a TENS unit. It was really good for those charleyhorses that I got from rehab

When i was a kid, i had a team of charleyhorses that pulled me in my little red wagon (my dad pushing me down the driveway) I liked that expression when i was a kid; not a clue in the world what it meant but it sounded good to me.

Posted by: Nelly at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (pSknm)

149 116 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

A very large forehead, fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (bss/y)

150 Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

——————-

It means there’s a lot of territory between her hairline and her eyebrows.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (u73oe)

151 Orgies = gay.

I don't care how many women were there.

At least one guy fingered his ass.
And he liked it.

PS: Remember when we had to run the one Republican out of Congress because he was making up stories about how they were all trying to force him to engage in orgies?

PPS: Comet Pizza is just a 4chan conspiracy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (IIsq3)

152 122 105 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (jc0TO)

Pissaki is above her on the press ladder kicking down to keep Karine from climbing up. Raccist.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (lg881)

I love that she named her show "inside Jen psaki"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

153 Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

When you have a really high 4head you are a 5head.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (pohLc)

154
Sortor is reporting stuff he heard Swalwell say that is not on video.
Posted by: ace

================

Supposedly he's got 90 minutes of audio that he's sorting through?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (Xwngz)

155 We save the 10s for Party use only.

Dirty foreigners get 6s only.

Posted by: CCP at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (P153Y)

156 Nick Should get security. Swalwell, obviously , is a great source for foreign spies. Homeland, Inteligence committee. That's not agriculture. One of many I'm sure. I mean every other aid is leaking - the two fucking in Senate Hearing room, one was a foreigner, right ? German or some such.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (g47mK)

157 Swallwell, a future CA Senator because if Schiff can do it he can. Probably getting mentored by Schiff, with rides out to the mountains, where they spread their blanket rolls, get close and talk about things only real men can talk about.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

158 Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (i24o9)

I know, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:41 PM (bss/y)

AI viking-rock song generator that parse snark comments for the best ones and sets them to music.

Humanity needs this more than a station on Mars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (i24o9)

159 Two months ago AOC accused Sortor of touching her. Unfortunately for her he had the interaction on video and had not.

And yeah Ms Big Juicy Booty is now fantasizing about being touched by actual men...isn't that always the way?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (t0Rmr)

160 141 Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

Everything???

Everything.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (kooD+)

I read that in Gary Oldman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (bss/y)

161 What do they have on this Soros butt-bitch?

Epstein's client list?

#WinningFatigueStillNotInSight!
Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:38 PM (77qHq)

It may not be that. It may be that being involved gives one a chance to compromise and undermine operations.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (kooD+)

162 google reports

A “fivehead” is a forehead that is really, really tall or wide. As five is larger than four, a fivehead is larger than a forehead. Tyra Banks has a fivehead: While Eminem has a forehead: A “fivehead” is a forehead that is really, really tall or wide.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (v0TzN)

163 I would think even some of the lobbyists are embarrassed by Eric Swallwell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (42Vb+)

164 This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.

Mark Felton has an interesting history of what happened, specifically moving all Britain's gold to Ft. Knox, because they'd reneged on their WWI debts. It was the beginning of the end of GB as the world's superpower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boOPyGBLfv4

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (xCA6C)

165 153 Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

When you have a really high 4head you are a 5head.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (pohLc)


I find this entirely offensive.

Posted by: Prymaat Conehead at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

166 160 I read that in Gary Oldman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:43 PM (bss/y)

======

Dracula?
Slow Horses?
Jim Gordan?
The midget character in that one movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

167 So judges are now in charge of who gets treasury tax money.
Nice to know.
And this might be the one for President Trump to tell the judge to go screw himself and let the Supreme Court sort this out. Either the President runs the country or judges do.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

168 >> Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even the stuff that's true is fake and gay.


Like those rumors about Vespa Pilots.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (oa1NA)

169 You have to know that Swallwell was pegged by FangFang and she video taped it.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (645LH)

170 Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (v0TzN)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (42Vb+)

171 CA sure puts forth some of the scummiest, sleaziest dirtballs known to man to serve in the US Congress.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

Given the choice of hiking the hills, hitting the beaches, or skiing, these ones selected living in the DC swamp.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (n7h9X)

172 Wtf is wrong with Swalwell?

Is it that hard to act like a normal person in public?????

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (Hkcdp)

173 A “fivehead” is a forehead that is really, really tall or wide. As five is larger than four, a fivehead is larger than a forehead. Tyra Banks has a fivehead: While Eminem has a forehead: A “fivehead” is a forehead that is really, really tall or wide.
Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: Payton Manning at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (jc0TO)

174 Swallwell, a future CA Senator because if Schiff can do it he can. Probably getting mentored by Schiff, with rides out to the mountains, where they spread their blanket rolls, get close and talk about things only real men can talk about.

Eric: You sure that taint sun bathing is a good idea Adam?

Adam: Just close your eyes a little longer and you'll get eyes just like mine

Eric: What? OH NO!!!!

/Eric walked home very slowly from BrokeCongressCretin Mountain

Posted by: Student Swallwell about to learn from the master at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

175 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (42Vb+)

5 head > 4 head.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)
***

So...her widow peaked?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (W/lyH)

176 Say what you want about Fang Fang's ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose; she and Swalwell were a cute couple.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

177 116 Swalwell's Wife, Brittany Watts, a fivehead.

Could you tell me what that means without me having to listen to the link?


a fivehead is bigger than a forehead

Posted by: anachronda at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (oY6Yp)

178 Worst job in the world updater:

Out: Assistant Crack Whore

In: Lobbyist who has to bang Swallwell

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (u73oe)

179 This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.

What does borrow mean again Boris?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (t0Rmr)

180 This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.

Mark Felton has an interesting history of what happened, specifically moving all Britain's gold to Ft. Knox, because they'd reneged on their WWI debts. It was the beginning of the end of GB as the world's superpower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boOPyGBLfv4
Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (xCA6C)

The USSR paid their debts

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (n7h9X)

181
I love that she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)


*cue up cheezy 80s porn music*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (y9nCu)

182 https://tinyurl.com/5aszcmwz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (bss/y)

Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (i24o9)

----------------

Ditto.

[In keeping with the Spirit of Swallowswell-banging-Tens jokes:] That's like two five-heads, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (NJ4Qo)

183 179 This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.

What does borrow mean again Boris?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (t0Rmr)

=======

Is it too late to convince the Chinese to bomb Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

184 Are you sure he said he "only wants to f*ck tens." Or did he say "trans"?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (1bNHn)

I think it was garbled in transmission. It probably said he likes to f*ck chickens.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (UpGHA)

185 Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:45 PM (42Vb+)

Are you sorry you asked? 😂

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (kooD+)

186 Only someone who was paid or is an enemy agent would go near that troll.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (KQk9m)

187 This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.

What does borrow mean again Boris?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (t0Rmr)

And who saved who and should be grateful?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (n7h9X)

188 Also, maybe, just maybe, you assholes in Europe should have handled the end of WWI better so there wouldn't have been a WWII

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (t0Rmr)

189 143 Millions and millions being sent to globalist regime change groups being clawed back and contracts cancelled.

We even sent $52 million to the frigging WEF.

https://tinyurl.com/2ypjuts7
Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (LkLld)

$25mm to “promote biodiversity conservation and promote licit livelihoods” by developing “socially responsible” behaviors in Colombia

I'm in theory okay with spending money to help stabilize countries that send us a bunch of immigrants. Help them there so we don't have them here. In theory. That line item doesn't look a fancy way of saying keep them from just making cocaine.

$45mm to "address[] the needs, opportunities, and challenges identified by activists and other civic actors engaged in nonviolent collective action"

That looks like just a fund for pallets of bricks, maybe some signs and organizational/legal advice.


Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (lg881)

190 Dracula?
Slow Horses?
Jim Gordan?
The midget character in that one movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

The Professional. Although the line was 'EVERYONE!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (bss/y)

191 182 https://tinyurl.com/5aszcmwz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:30 PM (bss/y)

Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:37 PM (i24o9)

----------------

Ditto.

[In keeping with the Spirit of Swallowswell-banging-Tens jokes:] That's like two five-heads, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (NJ4Qo)


Right up there with Leeeeroooy Jenkins

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (OA79/)

192 I love that she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)


Her show is so cold and lifeless, and definitely not male-oriented. No man can make it through a whole episode.
No guy can finish inside Jen psaki.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (NMT5x)

193 Be interesting to get these lobbyists to deliver statements to Patel's FBI. My guess is that these fat slobs will collapse and corroborate everything. They're not the people who did anything wrong - that's Swalwell - but they'll be eager not to be obstructing an investigation.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (gKWVE)

194 190 Dracula?
Slow Horses?
Jim Gordan?
The midget character in that one movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

The Professional. Although the line was 'EVERYONE!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (bss/y)

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Nah, I'm pretty sure it was George Smiley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

195
Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?
I just finally collected myself after dissolving in laughter. I couldn’t even make it through the whole video due to so many White Girl Tears streaming down my my face.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (vdTWa)

196 Dude can't walk around on Thanksgiving without being followed by the Macy's Parade.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (kooD+)

197 I'm in theory okay with spending money to help stabilize countries that send us a bunch of immigrants. Help them there so we don't have them here. In theory. That line item doesn't look a fancy way of saying keep them from just making cocaine.


Land mines and walls are a lot cheaper and more effective

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (t0Rmr)

198 >>It probably said he likes to f*ck chickens.


Hey-O!

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (oa1NA)

199 Out: Assistant Crack Whore

In: Lobbyist who has to bang Swallwell
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2025 03:46 PM (u73oe)


Any Norm reference just makes me smile and wish he was still alive......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (5AVMW)

200 Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:47 PM (kooD+)

Nope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (42Vb+)

201 Degenerate swine shall inherit the earth.

Posted by: Or at least get to run it at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (5TbUi)

202 152 she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

ikasp Nej edisni

I was looking for a palindrome.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (v0TzN)

203 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (jc0TO)

204 What a trainwreck.
Jon Stewart slices his hand open breaking a coffee mug while complaining about DOGE, government spending, and Big Pharma.

https://tinyurl.com/7yft4ne2
(Mediaite)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (6ydKt)

205 167 ... Either the President runs the country or judges do.
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And if the SC gets it wrong ... pack the f'n court.

Posted by: Wardo at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (kh8yS)

206 Holy cow, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I'm crying. How did I miss this?
I just finally collected myself after dissolving in laughter. I couldn’t even make it through the whole video due to so many White Girl Tears streaming down my my face.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (vdTWa)

I was oddly mesmerized by his forehead while trying to read the comments through tears. I can't wait to show my kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (i24o9)

207 And who saved who and should be grateful?

Eh, I'm of the opinion that it was a global fight for survival. The Brits pulled their weight and then some, but simply weren't big enough in terms of population or economy to remain a world hegemon. I might have let them go on some of the debt.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

208 Swallwell is a Dem. He won't be blackmailed over orgies unless the blackmailer has proof that they brought in child sex slaves.

And after Barky and Biden, we know the Dems dont give a rats ass that their politicians should not be seeing sensitive materials because they'd never pass a background check.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (CKOCg)

209 Lobbyists embarrassed by Swally? Nah, they like them stupid, horney and greedy. It's the mother's milk of checkbook democracy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (wBaIH)

210 I would bet he isn't the only congressional scumbag doing this kind of thing.

But good grief, how more loud and proud can you get?

Posted by: Just Lily at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (fujDt)

211 Right up there with Leeeeroooy Jenkins
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (OA79/)
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Goddammit, Leeroy!!

Posted by: Frustrated Party Leader at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (6K6Eu)

212 205 167 ... Either the President runs the country or judges do.
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And if the SC gets it wrong ... pack the f'n court.
Posted by: Wardo at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (kh8yS)

=======

SCOTUS, including Roberts and ACB, have been signaling for years that they are sick of the lower courts dragging SCOTUS into every stupid argument AND at the "independent" executive agencies.

By summer, it's going to be SCOTUS precedent that we have a unitary executive, which we haven't had since the 30s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

213 As for Schiff, he lies because he enjoys it. He's a genuine sociopath. He doesn't need lobbyists to tell him to be evil.
Swalwell is a drunken buffoon who likes sex. He's Hunter Biden with a constituency.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (gKWVE)

214 Her show is so cold and lifeless, and definitely not male-oriented. No man can make it through a whole episode.
No guy can finish inside Jen psaki.
Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 03:48 PM (NMT5x)

"We'll circle back to this after this word from our sponsor, USAID."

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (n7h9X)

215 CA sure puts forth some of the scummiest, sleaziest dirtballs known to man to serve in the US Congress.
Posted by: Lady in Black
......

It's one of our main exports.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

216 she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

They really think something of themselves don't they

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (kooD+)

217 Just in clarification, a journalist is NOT going to accuse a public figure of bragging about pedophilia unless he's sitting on unimpeachable documentation to back it up.

IOW, Sortor had his recording device going throughout, but he's using a O'Keefe approach. He dropped this out there. Swalwell will be forced to deny. Recording #2 makes an appearance.

Wouldn't want to be Swalwell about now. His only recourse is to ignore the situation.

Posted by: Orson at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (dIske)

218 217 Just in clarification, a journalist is NOT going to accuse a public figure of bragging about pedophilia unless he's sitting on unimpeachable documentation to back it up.

IOW, Sortor had his recording device going throughout, but he's using a O'Keefe approach. He dropped this out there. Swalwell will be forced to deny. Recording #2 makes an appearance.

Wouldn't want to be Swalwell about now. His only recourse is to ignore the situation.
Posted by: Orson at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (dIske)

=======

There's no accusation of pedophilia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

219
This morning, someone posted comments by Boris Johnson about how America is an ungrateful nation which forced GB to pay back all the money it borrowed to finance WWII.



Fuck you, poofter grifter. Get a goddam haircut and keep your piehole shut.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2025 03:52 PM (y9nCu)

220 TENS!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:52 PM (jc0TO)

221 Swalwell does not possess the ability to "ignore" it. No chance.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (kooD+)

222
I'm in theory okay with spending money to help stabilize countries that send us a bunch of immigrants. Help them there so we don't have them here. In theory.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti

================

So, extortion. Pay up or we'll fuck up. I wouldn't pay a dime unless we got something more than legal conduct of their "asylees."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (Xwngz)

223 Tens, as in “a perfect 10”.

Not teens. Please proceed accordingly.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (Mxf84)

224 Every gal on Talos IV is a 10

Posted by: Christopher Pike at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (W2EWw)

225 Wouldn't put it past Fang Fang to drag Swallowswell into debauchery to keep him on a leash

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (fwDg9)

226 And who saved who and should be grateful?

Eh, I'm of the opinion that it was a global fight for survival. The Brits pulled their weight and then some, but simply weren't big enough in terms of population or economy to remain a world hegemon. I might have let them go on some of the debt.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

Not after stiffing us the first time, and leaving two helpless babies (AUS and NZ) for us to defend while most of their soldiers were being surrendered in Singapore or fighting in Egypt.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:54 PM (n7h9X)

227 Swallwell's case is likely very dependent on exactly how old his teen sex partners are.

18/19 no legal trouble, and frankly as a CA cretin he'd face no political trouble either

17 still no legal trouble because CA (unless he did it in VA or something) but now CA might try to replace him

16 or under? Goodbye...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

228 Nah, they like them stupid, horney and greedy

Dwarves who didn't quite make the cut

Posted by: But Snow White gave one the key to her hotel room at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (5TbUi)

229 224 Every gal on Talos IV is a 10
Posted by: Christopher Pike at February 25, 2025 03:53 PM (W2EWw)


Speaking of foreheads...

Posted by: Prymaat Conehead at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

230 Hold on I speak Euro:

Chump don want the help, chump don git the help.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (kooD+)

231 216 she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
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Imma guessing is dark and full of spiders and webs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (pLaQB)

232 Kerry was banging Psaki all during the JCPoA negotiations in Paris.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mB6WH)

233 230 Hold on I speak Euro:

Chump don want the help, chump don git the help.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (kooD+)

======

Euro is a jive turkey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

234 Ah, I thought Ace was hiding from an algorithm, and replaced "teens" with "tens".

Posted by: Orson at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (dIske)

235
Refresh my memory...

Wasn't there several scenes in the ADAMS mini-series about Benjamin Franklin's unorthodox ways of acquiring financing?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (UZWy2)

236 Looks like we are going to be swimming in rare earth minerals.

Trump makes this stuff look so easy. That's another reason they hate him, he's competent and they aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (LkLld)

237 she named her show "inside Jen psaki"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

They really think something of themselves don't they
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (kooD+)


Her brother (no idea) could really play on that with his own podcast: Outside Jon's Sacky

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (NMT5x)

238 No guy can finish inside Jen psaki.
Posted by: haffhowershower
......

No man can even start if she takes off her shoes.
Psaki has really bad pskin.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

239 And speaking of national security threats: Trump revoked the security clearance of the law firm which provided "free" assistance to former illegal prosecutor Jack Smith.
_________________

Next Trump needs to crap on that communist law firm Perkins Coie from a great height.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

240 The Ten!

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH

SPLAT

Posted by: Fat guy in Lords of Discipline at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (u73oe)

241 The White House press secretary just announced that the WH will be the sole authority over which press org will be part of the WH press pool.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (rj6Yv)

242 225 Wouldn't put it past Fang Fang to drag Swallowswell into debauchery to keep him on a leash
Posted by: Skip


Yeah, this. If I'm a spy I'm getting my target into as much compromising rumpy pumpy as I can. And filming it.
I mean, I personally wouldn't be bringing in underaged slaves, but Fang was already working for communists so would figure she's damned already.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (gKWVE)

243 Kerry was banging Psaki all during the JCPoA negotiations in Paris./i]

I suspect they were both primarily looking in the mirror while doing the deed...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

244 AI viking-rock song generator that parse snark comments for the best ones and sets them to music.

So *this* is finally what it took for me to offer AI a tip o’ the cap

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (vdTWa)

245 And what kind of sleazebag even if he is bored with his wife tells that to lobbyists when he's drunk?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (42Vb+)

246 OMG.

Original Leroy Jenkins.

https://tinyurl.com/4e9us5uw


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (lDA/q)

247 CA sure puts forth some of the scummiest, sleaziest dirtballs known to man to serve in the US Congress.
Posted by: Lady in Black
......

It's one of our main exports.
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

Remittance men, paid to stay away.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

248 About the law firm security clearance removal: Yeah, people can complain about political retaliation all they want, but, in the end, it appears DC hands out security clearances to the connected like conferences hand out SWAG.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

249 And what kind of sleazebag even if he is bored with his wife tells that to lobbyists when he's drunk?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM


The question answers itself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (jc0TO)

250 And what kind of sleazebag even if he is bored with his wife tells that to lobbyists when he's drunk?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (42Vb+)
______________

A sleazy sleazebag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

251 248 About the law firm security clearance removal: Yeah, people can complain about political retaliation all they want, but, in the end, it appears DC hands out security clearances to the connected like conferences hand out SWAG.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

======

Biden canceled Trump's security clearance within a month of taking office in 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

252 Irs funny that John Stewart morphed into your old grandad who yells at the TV and smashes things when he hears things he doesn't like, but he's in the box, not watching it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (OA79/)

253 Leavitt made the announcement after AP suit was tossed in federal district court. She told the "legacy" media that, never fear, they will still be in the rotation

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

254 Yeah, this. If I'm a spy I'm getting my target into as much compromising rumpy pumpy as I can. And filming it.
I mean, I personally wouldn't be bringing in underaged slaves, but Fang was already working for communists so would figure she's damned already.


I swear to Gaia I didn't know this sex slave was only 16. Wait and that one was 50? You know these Chinese girls man, they all look 16 until they look 112.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (t0Rmr)

255 And what kind of sleazebag even if he is bored with his wife tells that to lobbyists when he's drunk?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 03:56 PM (42Vb+)

a Congressman

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (n7h9X)

256 And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??

I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

257 A sleazy sleazebag?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM


a drunk sleazy sleazebag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (jc0TO)

258 So much winning.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 #BREAKING: Kash Patel's FBI investigates James Comey's surveillance of Donald Trump during the 2016 campaign.

>>IT'S HAPPENING.

>>Two undercover FBI agents reportedly infiltrated Trump's 2016 campaign to act as "honeypots" while traveling with Trump.

>>The Washington Times now reports that Patel and Dan Bongino are looking for those employees.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (LkLld)

259 Kerry was banging Psaki all during the JCPoA negotiations in Paris.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mB6WH)
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Good grief, now there's an image.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

260
Anyway, as far as I can tell Sortor's xeet is a tease and we're waiting for him to put up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (Xwngz)

261 > Mark Felton has an interesting history of what happened, specifically moving all Britain's gold to Ft. Knox, because they'd reneged on their WWI debts.

Can someone help me out with this? I thought it was common knowledge that Ft Knox no longer held our gold reserves. It was my understanding that most of it got moved to the Federal Reserve Bank of NY.

But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (lIio7)

262 Leavitt made the announcement after AP suit was tossed in federal district court. She told the "legacy" media that, never fear, they will still be in the rotation
Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

this isn't new, she said on the first day some of the mainliners would be rotated for new media until they get more space.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (n7h9X)

263 Psaki could put me off redheads I swear

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 04:00 PM (kooD+)

264 Outside of a bad case of RBF Psaki isn't bad looking, so I really hope whatever she was getting out of Gigolo Horseface was worth it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:00 PM (t0Rmr)

265 Can someone help me out with this? I thought it was common knowledge that Ft Knox no longer held our gold reserves. It was my understanding that most of it got moved to the Federal Reserve Bank of NY.

But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?
Posted by: bonhomme


If the gold isn't there, close it down and sell off the real estate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (lDA/q)

266 But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?

I think something like a quarter of the reserve is supposed to still be there but yes most of it was moved.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (t0Rmr)

267 CA sure puts forth some of the scummiest, sleaziest dirtballs known to man to serve in the US Congress.
Posted by: Lady in Black
_________________

Not just Congress, either. We've got dykes pretending to run the fire department(s)*, we've got a greasy used car salesman as governor, the legislature is recruited directly from mental institutions, LA's mayor is a commie black chick, LA's DA is a commie Soros acolyte who was kicked out of SF, SD's mayor is a Filipino faggot.

Apart from that, some great hires. /sarc

*not just LA, but SD too; the dyke fire chief in SD was just murdered by her girlfriend

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

268 Kerry was banging Psaki all during the JCPoA negotiations in Paris.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mB6WH)
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Good grief, now there's an image.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

She just had to fill her vag with Cheerios

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 04:02 PM (kooD+)

269 Biden canceled Trump's security clearance within a month of taking office in 2021.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
---------------

Totally legitimate for the Russian puppet election denier.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:02 PM (tT6L1)

270 And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??

I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

Great as in "Larger than", like in the "Greater Tuscaloosa Area"

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:02 PM (n7h9X)

271 Can someone help me out with this? I thought it was common knowledge that Ft Knox no longer held our gold reserves. It was my understanding that most of it got moved to the Federal Reserve Bank of NY.

But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (lIio7)

All I know is that our Treasury Secretary was on Bloomberg Tv over the weekend I think, and said there is an annual audit, the most recent report is from September 2024, and the gold is all there. Now, if that was me, I would test the gold bars....Maybe they do that already. No Crazy Eddie stunts !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (g47mK)

272 And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??

I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)



Quite.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (NMT5x)

273 Psaki could put me off redheads I swear
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2025 04:00 PM (kooD+)
~~~~~

Don't worry. She's a fake redhead. Dark roots.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (3ImbR)

274 And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??

I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

Great as in "Larger than", like in the "Greater Tuscaloosa Area"
Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:02 PM (n7h9X)


Meh Britain

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (B9Prs)

275 But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?

I think something like a quarter of the reserve is supposed to still be there but yes most of it was moved.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (t0Rmr)

Better check NY too.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (n7h9X)

276 Aetius451AD, thank you, that video is hilarious. (It's in the sidebar for those who haven't seen it yet.)

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

277 OT

Meanwhile, I've got a Mexican construction crew just outside my window blasting Radio Tijuana. Joy. Arriba! Arriba!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

278 >>Can someone help me out with this? I thought it was common knowledge that Ft Knox no longer held our gold reserves. It was my understanding that most of it got moved to the Federal Reserve Bank of NY.

That was before the Hans Gruber incident. It's been moved.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (LkLld)

279 SCOTUS, including Roberts and ACB, have been signaling for years that they are sick of the lower courts dragging SCOTUS into every stupid argument AND at the "independent" executive agencies.

By summer, it's going to be SCOTUS precedent that we have a unitary executive, which we haven't had since the 30s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

I'm curious to see what SCOTUS does here. They have some opportunities to make massive changes with minor tweaks if they choose to.

Overturning Chevron was a much bigger move then saying, essentially, the chief executive is the boss of the executive branch and courts do not get to interfere in that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (uCjyK)

280 $5 says the partners at that firm aren't going to let go of classified material lightly.

It'd be amusing to me if a few ended up in prison for mishandling classified documents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=====
Smith and the law firm violated Federal DOJ ethics policy (if not ethics laws) by accepting gratuities (aka free representation) for his work as spec. prosecutor.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)

281 258 So much winning.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 #BREAKING: Kash Patel's FBI investigates James Comey's surveillance of Donald Trump during the 2016 campaign.

>>IT'S HAPPENING.

>>Two undercover FBI agents reportedly infiltrated Trump's 2016 campaign to act as "honeypots" while traveling with Trump.

>>The Washington Times now reports that Patel and Dan Bongino are looking for those employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (LkLld)


Remember James, whatever you do, don't lie to the FBI.

Even if you haven't committed a crime.

Posted by: Martha stewart at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (OA79/)

282 Meh Britain
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (B9Prs)
--------------

heh. "Meh Brittania" versus "Rule Brittania."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (tT6L1)

283 The White House Correspondents Association will no longer be responsible for determining which outlets get privileged access to the briefing room and the White House, President Donald Trump's administration announced Tuesday. (Fox)

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (v0TzN)

284 There's no accusation of pedophilia.
---
There is now.

He said "teens" not "tens."

Make the son of a bitch deny it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (IIsq3)

285 275 But Musk and others are talking about going to Ft Knox to see if it's been looted. Is the gold reserve still supposed to be at Ft Knox? Am I wrong? Is he wrong?

I think something like a quarter of the reserve is supposed to still be there but yes most of it was moved.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (t0Rmr)

Better check NY too.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (n7h9X)
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Fort Knox says check NY. NY says check Fort Knox.

The only person who knows where it is is Bob Menendez.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

286
I think something like a quarter of the reserve is supposed to still be there but yes most of it was moved.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:01 PM (t0Rmr)



A quiet Korean guy in a hat and an old-fashioned suit handled the freight. It's okay though, he was supervised by a fat Army bird colonel...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (y9nCu)

287 heh. "Meh Brittania" versus "Rule Brittania."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (tT6L1)
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The song has been renamed to "Drool Britannia."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

288 Great Northern Beans > So-so Northern Beans > Barely Adequate Northern Beans

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (6K6Eu)

289 Everything on the internet is hyperbolic. Even
the stuff that's true is fake and gay.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

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Well, one out of two ain't bad ...

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (D6w0L)

290 279 SCOTUS, including Roberts and ACB, have been signaling for years that they are sick of the lower courts dragging SCOTUS into every stupid argument AND at the "independent" executive agencies.

By summer, it's going to be SCOTUS precedent that we have a unitary executive, which we haven't had since the 30s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

I'm curious to see what SCOTUS does here. They have some opportunities to make massive changes with minor tweaks if they choose to.

Overturning Chevron was a much bigger move then saying, essentially, the chief executive is the boss of the executive branch and courts do not get to interfere in that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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One of the tools that Scotus used during the days of integration 'resistance' is to grant cert, vacate the lower court ruling, and then remand to do it right this time. No arguments, etc. only briefs.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

291 There needs to be a correction there.

Fartwell says he only wants to f*ck 10s, but there's no indication that he's f*ckin anything, and certainly not 10s, even if he is paying for them.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (U3zLR)

292 All I know is that our Treasury Secretary was on Bloomberg Tv over the weekend I think, and said there is an annual audit, the most recent report is from September 2024, and the gold is all there. Now, if that was me, I would test the gold bars....Maybe they do that already. No Crazy Eddie stunts !
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (g47mK)
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During the financial crisis, I think drilling out gold bars and filling the hole with tungsten was a thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (tT6L1)

293 So much winning.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 #BREAKING: Kash Patel's FBI investigates James Comey's surveillance of Donald Trump during the 2016 campaign.

>>IT'S HAPPENING.

>>Two undercover FBI agents reportedly infiltrated Trump's 2016 campaign to act as "honeypots" while traveling with Trump.

>>The Washington Times now reports that Patel and Dan Bongino are looking for those employees.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (LkLld)

LFG!

Self-righteous ass, meet .38 special and a bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (i24o9)

294 I wonder if Comey will squeal if they start squeezing him?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (LkLld)

295 Proof Psaki's red hair is pfake:

https://tinyurl.com/39zh2zz7

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (3ImbR)

296 great! someone from fbi leaked surveillance of the two

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (g47mK)

297 .>>> And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??
I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

When the sun never set on the British empire, calling it "greater" made sense, as it was more than just the European isles. Now? "Lite Britain" might make more sense. Less calories.

If Scotland, wales, and Ireland ever actually leave, they will have to do a name change, plus a flag change.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (gWBY1)

298 I think that was the first side bar I have gotten that was not vaguely sacrilegious. Go me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (bss/y)

299 Gold bars - silly. It doesn't support anything. Sell them and pay down the debt.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (GZYu7)

300 As I said in a prior thread Swalwell is the type who will be found with a dead hooker like Senator Geary in Godfather II

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 25, 2025 04:07 PM (cMcMn)

301 > Now, if that was me, I would test the gold bars....Maybe they do that already. No Crazy Eddie stunts !

There's a sophisticated fake gold bar scam that has happened a few times. They drill out the bar, fill it with tungsten rods, then putty over the holes with gold. It passes the surface scrape test. It passes the weight and volume tests. The only way to detect it is to ultrasound test or cut them open.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2025 04:07 PM (lIio7)

302 Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2025 03:49 PM (6ydKt)

The BF told me about this, but couldn’t remember the ‘comedian’s name. What a dumb tw@t. Another lefty male who is morphing into an old lesbian

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 04:07 PM (vdTWa)

303 "only wants to f*ck tens."
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I read that as "teens."

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2025 04:07 PM (hoCmQ)

304 Mid Britain at best.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (fujDt)

305 The White House Correspondents Association will no longer be responsible for determining which outlets get privileged access to the briefing room and the White House, President Donald Trump's administration announced Tuesday. (Fox)

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 04:04 PM (v0TzN)

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Blogger and Podcaster lotteries.

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (D6w0L)

306 And, can we stop calling them "Great Britain"??

I'd accept "Plain Britain" , or "Mediocre Britain", but my preference would be "Sad Britain".
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 03:58 PM (5AVMW)

It's wordy, but I prefer former empire of Great Britain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (i24o9)

307 Haven't we been warning for years that Fang Fang probably wasn't the only successful trap for Swallowswell?

Posted by: pookysgirl does not want to be right sometimes at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (Wt5PA)

308 304 Mid Britain at best.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (fujDt)

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The Midlands will rise again!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

309 this isn't new, she said on the first day some of the mainliners would be rotated for new media until they get more space.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 03:59 PM (n7h9X)

Leavitt announced this today. WH correspondents will be assigned to the traveling press pools by the White House, not by the WH Correspondents. The prior move was only for Oval Office and Press office access.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)

310 Psaki could put me off redheads I swear
Posted by: ...
.......

but just check out her gorgeous skin

https://tinyurl.com/3y5ces3c

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

311 Leavitt made the announcement after AP suit was tossed in federal district court. She told the "legacy" media that, never fear, they will still be in the rotation
_______________

Later. Swearsies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

312 Remember James, whatever you do, don't lie to the FBI.


The Scooter Libby standard was that if anyone else claimed what Libby said was a lie that he committed a felony, irrespective of the conflict of interest in the left journalist claiming Libby lied.

So bring these FBI spies in and ask them what they had for lunch on Jan 16 2016. Then ask Trump's people. If the FBI agents don't give the same answer give them 30 months in prison and a $250K fine.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (t0Rmr)

313 Wasn't there some wheelchair bound kid from some southern state that got elected to Congress and the after about two months in DC he was like, man you would not believe the origins they have in this town....

Posted by: Wait a sec... at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (66ReQ)

314 Music video. Kash Pael vs. Adam Schiff:

https://tinyurl.com/yrbr8ekx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 04:09 PM (42Vb+)

315 I hope Roberts is smart enough to see the implications of letting judges continue to usurp executive power. I'd better soon hear him say:

"This will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

316 One of the tools that Scotus used during the days of integration 'resistance' is to grant cert, vacate the lower court ruling, and then remand to do it right this time. No arguments, etc. only briefs.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

Seems a bit ... passive aggressive. I'd like to see some judicial smack downs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

317 "only wants to f*ck tens."
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I read that as "teens."
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2025 04:07 PM (hoCmQ
***

He's just a sleeze-bag person inseminator.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 04:09 PM (W/lyH)

318 >>Wasn't there some wheelchair bound kid from some southern state that got elected to Congress and the after about two months in DC he was like, man you would not believe the origins they have in this town....


Madison Cawthorne?

Hawthorne?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (oa1NA)

319 I still like the theory that renaming it "Gulf of America" also moots Biden's drilling bans.

And that's the real reason they want AP to bend the knee.

And also why AP won't admit why they refuse to.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (IIsq3)

320 Leavitt announced this today. WH correspondents will be assigned to the traveling press pools by the White House, not by the WH Correspondents. The prior move was only for Oval Office and Press office access.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)
_________________

I love it. About time those wankers cut down to size.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

321 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (bss/y)

Sidebar recognition well deserved, thanks for posting!

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (vdTWa)

322 >>I read that as "teens."


This HagMaxxing Trend is out of control.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (oa1NA)

323 313 Wasn't there some wheelchair bound kid from some southern state that got elected to Congress and the after about two months in DC he was like, man you would not believe the origins they have in this town....
Posted by: Wait a sec... at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (66ReQ)

Yep. Talked about cocaine use and orgies. Republican party took him out in about 10 seconds flat. He was primaried.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (uCjyK)

324 315 I hope Roberts is smart enough to see the implications of letting judges continue to usurp executive power. I'd better soon hear him say:

"This will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

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The judiciary either loses the ability to have lower courts play god, or the entire federal judicial system having any significant say in the federal government at all.

At this point, I'd be unsurprised if Trump's legal team didn't have a memo lined up that called Marbury v Madison unconstitutional should SCOTUS say that the president isn't chief executive of the executive branch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

325 My Apple News is informing me that NOW consumers are concerned about the economy.

Fact check/ community votes: we've been effing
Worried for 4 years ever since inflation skyrocketed! That's why the people voted Trump.

They tried to stump Sweet Karoline Leavitt in the press beating today, but she didn't take the bait and pivoted beautifully, while still having good answers. Trying to make all of this trump's fault, like the price of eggs gimmick that isn't working.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (gWBY1)

326 I think that was the first side bar I have gotten that was not vaguely sacrilegious. Go me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (bss/y)

Well played.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (i24o9)

327 Madison Cawthorne?

Hawthorne?
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (oa1NA)
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I think it was Cawthorne. No matter. It sounded to me like he was happy to be one and done in DC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

328 Posted by: Wait a sec... at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (66ReQ)

Madison Cawthorne from NC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (42Vb+)

329 I don't see a problem with him. I'm working on a budget right now to help the American people.

Posted by: Four-Eyed Pig F*cker Johnson at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

330 When the sun never set on the British empire, calling it "greater" made sense, as it was more than just the European isles. Now? "Lite Britain" might make more sense. Less calories.

If Scotland, wales, and Ireland ever actually leave, they will have to do a name change, plus a flag change.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (gWBY1)

I believe the GB was formed in the early 1700s, so colonies were not included. Those boosted the name to the Empire.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (n7h9X)

331 Wasn't there some wheelchair bound kid from some southern state that got elected to Congress and the after about two months in DC he was like, man you would not believe the origins they have in this town....


Madison Cawthorne?


Yeah he claimed shortly after being elected he got invites to sex and drug parties and while the participants were legal adults he suspected it didn't stay that way if you kept going.

Shortly thereafter the GOPe got a burr up its ass about removing him and did the normal sabotage thing to get him out of congress.

First rule of pedo club: No one talks about pedo club

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (t0Rmr)

332 330 I believe the GB was formed in the early 1700s, so colonies were not included. Those boosted the name to the Empire.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (n7h9X)

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It was about combining four nations into one: England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland (to one degree or another).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

333 I love it. About time those wankers cut down to size.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

The ultimate FAFO play. A long time in coming.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

334 Good. Keep finding these people and oust them. They're a thorn in the side of the Republic and right now the Republic looks worse than a dog that lost a fight with a pack of porcupines.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (O7YUW)

335 Haven't we been warning for years that Fang Fang probably wasn't the only successful trap for Swallowswell?
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Somehow the human grease trap keeps getting caught in honey pots?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (IIsq3)

336 I believe the GB was formed in the early 1700s, so colonies were not included. Those boosted the name to the Empire.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:11 PM (n7h9X)
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James I and VI was the first to use the term "Great Britain," but it wasn't legally a thing until the Act of Union in 1707.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 25, 2025 04:13 PM (6K6Eu)

337 I wonder if Comey will squeal if they start squeezing him?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2025 04:06 PM (LkLld)
________________

He will if the part they're squeezing is his balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2025 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

338 Madison Cornbread

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 04:14 PM (v0TzN)

339 but just check out her gorgeous skin

https://tinyurl.com/3y5ces3c
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

She needs to tone that down

Posted by: Freddy Krueger at February 25, 2025 04:14 PM (kooD+)

340 77 36 it's "tens" not "teens"
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 03:24 PM (KRtlO)
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Can't it be ... both?
Posted by: T---- B
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Mebbe its "tons'. Swallwell might like 'em big like Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:14 PM (ctrM5)

341 I'd suggest bringing caning back to the congressional floor, but these sick bastards might enjoy it.

Still, think of how exciting C-SPAN would be if the threat of flogging or scourging with whips or baculum was always bubbling under the surface.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (kpS4V)

342 With all these judges stomping on Trump's orders I wonder why we even bother having a President as it looks like he has no power

Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)

343 Comey didn't get a pardon neither did Wray or a lot of the 52 intelligence people . Squeeze them till the juice runs down their legs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (cMcMn)

344 Yeah he claimed shortly after being elected he got invites to sex and drug parties and while the participants were legal adults he suspected it didn't stay that way if you kept going.

Shortly thereafter the GOPe got a burr up its ass about removing him and did the normal sabotage thing to get him out of congress.

First rule of pedo club: No one talks about pedo club
Posted by: 18-1

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The interesting part is to consider why they wanted the handsome young paralyzed man there.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism moved women back to unregulated polygamy, forming harems among themselves at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (OgBsb)

345 I still like the theory that renaming it "Gulf of America" also moots Biden's drilling bans.

And that's the real reason they want AP to bend the knee.

And also why AP won't admit why they refuse to.

I have heard that the rename was to warn peeps off as we have now claimed all the land on the continental shelf in case we have a quick ice age and it all becomes land.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (n7h9X)

346 I think that was the first side bar I have gotten that was not vaguely sacrilegious. Go me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
______

The nostrils one - "Bro doesn't snort a line. He snorts a paragraph."

This mitigated the Phil Collins mystery click.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (Dm8we)

347 Nicole Shanahan - My Baptism Story

https://tinyurl.com/bdhs8f36

It was a quiet January night, just a few days before the presidential inauguration. I was lying in bed in the middle of the night with my six-year-old, Echo, gently calming her after a night terror had awakened her. As she finally drifted back to sleep, I felt a heaviness settle over me, thick and suffocating, like the air before a storm. It pressed against my chest, not like a weight, but like a presence—something unseen yet undeniable. At that moment, I could only think to bow my head, close my eyes, and offer a silent prayer to God...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (TGPs7)

348 Imma thinking about making some Spam Musubi. Wonder how the wife will respond?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (pLaQB)

349 Apple shareholders voted to keep DEI. So no straight white men need apply still.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 04:16 PM (3yoIY)

350 It's wordy, but I prefer former empire of Great Britain.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (i24o9)


Oddly, that reminded me of another Norm joke...


"Call me an old softy...", he said, "but, I would prefer you call me a distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 04:16 PM (5AVMW)

351 With all these judges stomping on Trump's orders I wonder why we even bother having a President as it looks like he has no power
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)

You do realize these have all been pulled back or Trump has beaten one. Including one that applied to this same agency. I imagine Trump can negate this one by pointing to the other one.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (n7h9X)

352
New Secretary of the Army just sworn in.

Dan Driscoll.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (UZWy2)

353 England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland (to one degree or another).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)


Dah da dah da
And back to the glory of Germany!

https://tinyurl.com/84e2faxu



Posted by: haffhowershower at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (NMT5x)

354 How many people have security clearances?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (BUhak)

355 Apple shareholders voted to keep DEI. So no straight white men need apply still.

I guess I'll just have to keep on not buying their products.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (xCA6C)

356 354 How many people have security clearances?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (BUhak)

Looks like too many

Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (VE6XX)

357 https://tinyurl.com/3y5ces3c
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)


You need to STOP that!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (5AVMW)

358 thank you, that video is hilarious. (It's in the sidebar for those who haven't seen it yet.)
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

It is essentially internet shitposting set to music, so kind of in the wheelhouse I like to live in.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (bss/y)

359 Orgies and f'ing tens!!! SOLD!!! Damn the 14th district is right across the street from me here in the Bay Area. I'm sure it's never too late to run for this political seat and cash in on these perks. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: JROD at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (IlL6s)

360
VP Vance just swore-in Dan Driscoll and then hugged him & his whole family. So cute.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (UZWy2)

361 Seems a bit ... passive aggressive. I'd like to see some judicial smack downs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Cooper v. Aaron 1958

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)

362 342 With all these judges stomping on Trump's orders I wonder why we even bother having a President as it looks like he has no power
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)

They also believe that we should blindly "trust the experts" and any "malinformation" needs to be blocked from the people.

They don't believe in the people ruling themselves. They believe in a "consensus of institutions" (of which they are part of, naturally) ruling the country.

The President does not play a massive role in that system. Clearly. We just lived through 4 years of a president who obviously wasn't running anything.

So this is the system working in their minds. Same as 2016. The system swarmed Trump and came at him from every imaginable angle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (uCjyK)

363 >>>265 Can someone help me out with this? I thought it was common knowledge that Ft Knox no longer held our gold reserves. It was my understanding that most of it got moved to the Federal Reserve Bank of NY.

based on my understanding of Die Hard With a Vengeance, Fort Knox holds the nation's gold reserves, while the Federal Reserve Bank holds gold that we might trade back and forth with other countries, along with other countries' gold.

I am just basing this on Simon Gruber's explanation. See when the US pays a billion dollars to Saudi Arabia they just move the gold from the US's cage to SA's.

Fort Knox, it's for tourists!

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (KRtlO)

364 It was about combining four nations into one: England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland (to one degree or another).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, UK designation came about when James 1 combined the thrones of both Scotland and England after Elizabeth 1.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (wyMQY)

365 Swalwell may want to F 10s, but he'd probably settle for a 6 and a 4.

Posted by: Alex at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (EcUen)

366 Today, a Biden judge calls Trump administration's federal funding freeze attempt 'ill-conceived' in order (attempting to permanently) blocking it.

The "legal" "reasoning?" She said the Trump administration's actions were "irrational, imprudent, and precipitated a nationwide crisis."

https://is.gd/ri69eu

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (D6w0L)

367 >>It is essentially internet shitposting set to music, so kind of in the wheelhouse I like to live in.


One of the funniest things I have seen in the realm of 'Internets' is a random VTuber covering the Phenomenon of Donkey Fucking as a Right of Passage in Columbia.

Laughed harder than I have in years.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (oa1NA)

368 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (oa1NA)

369 356 354 How many people have security clearances?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Millions.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (ctrM5)

370 We will not be going to Europe to get them out of a mess a 4th time (I include the Uke mess as a third) , when Islamist Caliphate takes over the UK , Ireland, Belgium, and other places. We warned them. JD Vance warned them. The same shite happened before WWII - they were all happy with hitler, and his treatment of the undesirable Jews, until he started to swallow them up.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (g47mK)

371 Cooper v. Aaron 1958
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)

Haven't read the whole decision yet, but that does read as very smack-downy. So I stand corrected.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (uCjyK)

372 How many people have security clearances?

Its a big club...but you aren't in it

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (t0Rmr)

373 Perfect analogy to the Canadian defiance over Trump "taking" Canada. LOL! https://tinyurl.com/2rhzdu2h

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (w6EFb)

374 By the way, it's almost a given Swallwell is having sex with very hot women. Think lobbying firms don't have such women on their staff who "don't normally do this kind of thing, yet, somehow, turn out to be amazingly skilled in bed?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

375 365 Swalwell may want to F 10s, but he'd probably settle for a 6 and a 4.

Posted by: Alex at February 25, 2025 04:19 PM (EcUen)

--------------

Ages 6 and 4?

/Yeah, that tracks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (D6w0L)

376 And any contractual obligations that cannot be broken, for sure will not be renewed in the next 4 years....

Posted by: deadrody at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (vgB0v)

377 Nood

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (9Ovst)

378 The "legal" "reasoning?" She said the Trump administration's actions were "irrational, imprudent, and precipitated a nationwide crisis."


After that, she followed up with the closely reasoned legal principle of "Trump is a big poopyhead".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (xCA6C)

379
when the US pays a billion dollars to Saudi Arabia they just move the gold from the US's cage to SA's.

Fort Knox, it's for tourists!
Posted by: ace

============

They should just use those snap-together cages and move THEM.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (Xwngz)

380 It was about combining four nations into one: England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland (to one degree or another).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

So since 1920 or there abouts it would be Not Quite as Great Britain, but fewer Irish.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (n7h9X)

381 Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=1D9oghvHSeI


Hang in there for a few minutes and it gets rollin'.



Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (oa1NA)

382 This story had my interest, right up until the moment I saw the words:

Laura

and

Loomer

She's a lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (BRvvM)

383 Just imagine his inner circle of idiots. Just amazing the amount of stupid this guy is.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 25, 2025 04:24 PM (HgShr)

384 382 This story had my interest, right up until the moment I saw the words:

Laura

and

Loomer

She's a lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (BRvvM)

Good point!

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 04:25 PM (v0TzN)

385 377 Nood
Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (9Ovst)

Posted by: m at February 25, 2025 04:26 PM (v0TzN)

386
Fort Knox, it's for tourists!
Posted by: ace


My sixth grade class took a tour of Ft. Knox in 1963.
We didn't get to go inside the gold vault building.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2025 04:26 PM (63Dwl)

387 380 It was about combining four nations into one: England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland (to one degree or another).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

So since 1920 or there abouts it would be Not Quite as Great Britain, but fewer Irish.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (n7h9X)

————

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 04:27 PM (BUhak)

388 366 The "legal" "reasoning?" She said the Trump administration's actions were "irrational, imprudent, and precipitated a nationwide crisis."

Posted by: ShainS
-------
She is going to be reversed. Regarding foreign affairs specifically, read Sutherland's opinion in US v. Curtiss Wright Export Co.
"It is important to bear in mind that we are here dealing not alone with an authority vested in the President by an ent. iexertion of legislative power, but with such an authority plus the very delicate, plenary and exclusive power of the President as the sole organ of the federal government in the field of international relations -- a power which does not require as a basis for its exercise an act of Congress but which, of course, like every other governmental power, must be exercised in subordination to the applicable provisions of the Constitution. It is quite apparent that if, in the maintenance of our international relations, embarrassment -- perhaps serious embarrassment -- is to be avoided and success for our aims achieved, congressional legislation which is to be made effective through negotiation and inquiry within the international field must often accord to the President."

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2025 04:28 PM (ctrM5)

389 Perfect analogy to the Canadian defiance over Trump "taking" Canada. LOL! https://tinyurl.com/2rhzdu2h
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 25, 2025 04:21 PM (w6EFb)

Yeah, I am 100 percent sure that Trudeau came down crying to Trump about how they couldnt pay tariffs and he was so disgusted he turned on the Troll Machine.

But then Jordan Peterson started talking about how the English bits in the middle are sick of the rest, and then I heard The French parts would be let go and I went Hmmm.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:28 PM (n7h9X)

390 They should just use those snap-together cages and move THEM.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 25, 2025 04:22 PM (Xwngz)

Post it notes on each bar saying whose it is.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:30 PM (n7h9X)

391 We will not be going to Europe to get them out of a mess a 4th time (I include the Uke mess as a third) , when Islamist Caliphate takes over the UK , Ireland, Belgium, and other places. We warned them. JD Vance warned them. The same shite happened before WWII - they were all happy with hitler, and his treatment of the undesirable Jews, until he started to swallow them up.
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 04:20 PM (g47mK)

Their King was a bit Nazi Adjacent so they had to swap him out.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:32 PM (n7h9X)

392 Underachiever Britain?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 04:32 PM (Aqu9a)

393 Son do you think ace of the Moron Horde at Ace of Spades will ever get a chance to ask Levitt a question?

And what would that question be?

Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2025 04:33 PM (QB+5g)

394 354 How many people have security clearances?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (BUhak)

Looks like too many
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2025 04:18 PM (VE6XX)

Unless currently working on something else, clearance should be massively reduced routinely when leaving office at all levels.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 25, 2025 04:36 PM (n7h9X)

395 All I know is that our Treasury Secretary was on Bloomberg Tv over the weekend I think, and said there is an annual audit, the most recent report is from September 2024, and the gold is all there. Now, if that was me, I would test the gold bars....Maybe they do that already. No Crazy Eddie stunts !
Posted by: runner

The gold stash at the Kentucky base was last audited on Sept. 23, 1974. Whether you can actually call it an “audit” is another story.
In 1974, WCPO anchor Al Schottelkotte got a rare look inside a gold vault at Fort Knox, Kentucky.
At the time, the U.S. Treasury opened one of its 15 vaults at the Army base south of Louisville. Politicians and reporters were allowed in for two hours and reportedly saw 6% of America’s gold holdings.
“Adding to the complete farce, none of the bars being passed around for the cameras were matched to a serial number, assayed or tested for purity, or even verified as U.S. holdings – as foreign countries have previously stored their gold at Fort Knox as well,” Zero Hedge noted.
In the 50 years since, the Treasury carries out what it calls annual “vault seal checks.”
As Zero Hedge pointed out, those checks “don’t actually analyze the gold.”

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2025 04:41 PM (lDA/q)

396 393 Son do you think ace of the Moron Horde at Ace of Spades will ever get a chance to ask Levitt a question?

And what would that question be?
Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2025 04:33 PM (QB+5g)


Well, Dad, all I can say is he might, rabbit, he might.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2025 04:42 PM (5AVMW)

397 Unless currently working on something else, clearance should be massively reduced routinely when leaving office at all levels.
Posted by: Oldcat


They should lose it completely the second they register as a foreign agent/in the employ of a foreign country.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2025 04:43 PM (lDA/q)

398 I don't know what to think of Sortor, but when I've questioned his posts on X, his followers pile on and talk about how reliable he is, and how he's a brave whistleblower and whatnot.
But, this clip isn't at all what he's hyping it as.

Is he just another grifter? I'm so tired of grifters.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 25, 2025 04:52 PM (TL7UX)

399 >>but with such an authority plus the very delicate, plenary and exclusive power of the President as the sole organ of the federal government in the field of international relations


Delicate?

How is an explicitly assigned, unitary power 'delicate?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2025 05:01 PM (oa1NA)

400 I heard that Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang, the Chinese spy who had an affair with Swalwell claimed he was not really all that good in the sack. I mean she said she held her nose and did her duty, but Swalwell was mostly a short round type of guy, and size wise, he was "less than average".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 25, 2025 05:06 PM (cB7nX)

401 264 Outside of a bad case of RBF Psaki isn't bad looking, so I really hope whatever she was getting out of Gigolo Horseface was worth it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2025 04:00 PM (t0Rmr)

EWWWWWWWWWW

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 25, 2025 05:32 PM (JNTt1)

402 310 Psaki could put me off redheads I swear
Posted by: ...
.......

but just check out her gorgeous skin

https://tinyurl.com/3y5ces3c
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

She's a fuggin goblin

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 25, 2025 05:40 PM (JNTt1)

403 >>354 How many people have security clearances?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 04:17 PM (BUhak)

Interwebz consensus seems to be between 2 and 4 million. I had one for ~20 years, only really needed it during one 8 year stretch. Maybe they've tightened that up since, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersoll, aka Crewman #6 at February 25, 2025 05:41 PM (vydmm)

404 393 Son do you think ace of the Moron Horde at Ace of Spades will ever get a chance to ask Levitt a question?

And what would that question be?
Posted by: pawn

"How you do'ln mama?"

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2025 05:45 PM (j4U/Z)

405 Madison Cawthorn said he was invited to orgies, and DC went ballistic...

Posted by: Baldy at February 25, 2025 06:15 PM (IjfDJ)

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