Awkward Friendships Cafe

The puppy grows up but does not outgrow his toy dragon.

Dog-Horse friendships.

Dog playing ball with his dolphin friends.

Birds sexually molesting innocent dogs.

Supermeowdel.

Supercrowdel.

The dog didn't like the sermon and thought maybe he could wake the joint up.

Kitten is great at sitting.

Bathing your baby elephant, if you know what I mean.

Swan reunion as injured bird is returned from hospital to see its mate again.

This goat just said FIRST!

i halp

A cat who actually likes belly rubs.

This dumb cat just showed that it is as qualified to run a planetarium as Neil DEIGrasse Tyson.

Netherlands doggo.

World traveler.

Bumblebee Boy.

Stopping traffic so that a sheep mom can feed her lambs.

She's almost as bad at Not Walking In the Street as he is at Not Colliding With Stationary Objects.

This bear. SMDH.

Can you blame him?

Hugs are better than drugs, Jack Straw.

I'm just gonna scooch in right here
(jukin) pic.twitter.com/M4My3NaQ3q
— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) February 25, 2025

How pandas clean their house.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Fg1YoQvyVQ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 25, 2025

Wait for it.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/M4k5yy25M6
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 24, 2025

Aloof Horse Meets Shy Rhino pic.twitter.com/5fRc2idlkz
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 25, 2025

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 07:34 PM (Vh9CX)

3 The Possie is too cute

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

4 "Birds sexually molesting innocent dogs."

I've long dreaded the day that corvids would learn how to do that. I fear that it is now too late to hope to stop their plans of conquest.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:36 PM (IaVIh)

5 >>>Hugs are better than drugs, Jack Straw.

Give it a rest. He's lost to the devil's weed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 07:36 PM (i24o9)

6 Haven't seen a horse with a roached mane in 40 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (mB6WH)

7 Aw. Doggeh and dragon. Melting my cold, black heart.

Posted by: Nancy Drew at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

8 No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.

Posted by: Li'l Squirt at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (G5+As)

9 puppy looks not so sure about this strange object ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (RP0h0)

10 "Birds sexually molesting innocent dogs."

Hollywood's next movie, a prequel to an Alfred Hitchcock movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:38 PM (akmNW)

11 "He's lost to the devil's weed."

Gage, greeter, neckweed, gallowgrass, shit, doob, dope.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:38 PM (IaVIh)

12 Two herbivores confront each other. A horse and a rhino in a face-off, and I'm thinking "... and now, spit".

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2025 07:38 PM (rj6Yv)

13 No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.

Posted by: Li'l Squirt at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (G5+As)

Put a cork in it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

14 No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.

"Hear that boys? The Oregon Trail is closed."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:40 PM (akmNW)

15 "a prequel to an Alfred Hitchcock movie?"

In "The Birds", they had to reshoot the dead farmer sitting on the floor scene. In the first shoot, his crotch was missing, instead of his eyes. Too graphic, the censors said.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:40 PM (IaVIh)

16 The puppy grows up but does not outgrow his toy dragon.

==

Oh good. I am glad it was explained because that looked...weird.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)

17 Hola, Hall! Hevenin’!

Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 07:42 PM (77rzZ)

18 Truck slams into parked car to avoid hitting woman, then it flips over. Woman barely reacts and walks away in the opposite direction. Uh, maybe see if the driver of the truck needs help?

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 25, 2025 07:42 PM (RJM1n)

19 "No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.
Posted by: Li'l Squirt"

Was there a run on puns?

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

20
The Blue Merle Great Dane looks exactly like my late Georgia Girl.

We still miss her. She was a good girl.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2025 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

21 So is the Hawaiian judge ruling on foreign aid basically saying Trump can’t cut any foreign aid?

It’s hard to understand because most reporting on it just sucks and doesn’t give readers the basics. Just legalese.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 07:44 PM (WR88G)

22 That Panda looks like me getting back to the fraternity after another failed date.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2025 07:45 PM (UpGHA)

23 Well, the puns were a wee bit fishy earlier in the day.

They are probably ripe by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:46 PM (akmNW)

24 Off sleuth girl sock

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2025 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

25 Whoot! On the boat home.

Wonder if I will have any power.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 07:46 PM (TVRRM)

26 I'll be "live" here in a little while. I'm almost through watching all the YooToob café videos from yesterday.

It's not the videos themselves. It's all the sidebar suggestions that seduce me away for hours. Glad X posts don't have those.

Posted by: mindful webworker - rabbit holes. rabbit holes everywhere at February 25, 2025 07:47 PM (bOMci)

27 nurse, did the winds die down any ?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 07:47 PM (mB6WH)

28 >19 "No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.
Posted by: Li'l Squirt"

Was there a run on puns?

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

Just a few vowel movements...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 25, 2025 07:47 PM (GTqXr)

29 Starbucks is laying people off.

Has Politico met payroll yet?

Warner Bros just shut Monolith Studios down and cancelled the studio's Wonder Woman game.

And Ubislop is trying to spin the leak of Assassin's Creed: Shadows a month early. Not many are buying the excuse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:48 PM (akmNW)

30 Bathing your baby elephant, if you know what I mean.
______
That showed a near-Panda level of agility.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 25, 2025 07:48 PM (1bNHn)

31 28 Perfect!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:48 PM (IaVIh)

32 Just a few vowel movements...

Not gonna Welsh on us?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:49 PM (akmNW)

33 Dogs and Horses is awesome
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2025 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

34 At the first church which I served there was a calico cat that would wander down the aisles sometimes if the door was open. She would also come to some church meetings as well. Someone must have dumped her because she was really friendly. She became our cat after we brought her in before a big snowstorm. I used to laugh and say, "Who would know if I said on church reports "Cleopatra K. has joined the church."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 07:52 PM (42Vb+)

35 Adorable pictures up top.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 07:53 PM (42Vb+)

36 27 nurse, did the winds die down any ?
Posted by: Ben Had

Yep! There's even a bright orb in the sky. It hurts my eyes though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 07:53 PM (TVRRM)

37 Early Sunday mornings in the summer, there's fast food debris all over the streets from the Sat nite mobile bacchanals. Happiest time of the week for the crows. I watch them strutting around proudly, one with a tub of taco sauce, another with perhaps a french fry.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:54 PM (IaVIh)

38 SBUX is laying of 1000 corporate workers. When this happens it’s meh in the media. When 1000 lazy pieces of shit get fired from the govt it’s the end of the world.

Weird huh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 07:54 PM (WR88G)

39 OT: Comey's latest deep thoughts:
https://tinyurl.com/4w7fyewn

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 07:54 PM (LPS7w)

40 Hello, Nurse. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 07:54 PM (77rzZ)

41 What's brown and smells like shit?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0HaGk)

42 OT: Comey's latest deep thoughts:
https://tinyurl.com/4w7fyewn

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 07:54 PM (LPS7w)

Learn to seppuku.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 07:55 PM (i24o9)

43 That dog's toy dragon has such wise eyes. Makes sense that he never tore it up.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 07:55 PM (LPS7w)

44 What's brown and smells like shit?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0HaGk)

Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 07:55 PM (i24o9)

45
Shit?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2025 07:56 PM (3ek7K)

46 Or the EPA

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2025 07:57 PM (akmNW)

47 4 most recent Trump approval polls all this week.

51%, 53%, 52% and 50%

Someone do a well check on Carville please.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 07:57 PM (WR88G)

48 "Shit?
Posted by: fourseasons "

Now you ruined it for everyone.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2025 07:57 PM (0HaGk)

49 "Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder"

I'll allow it.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2025 07:58 PM (0HaGk)

50 'Faeces' sounds like it smells so much worse than feces.'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:59 PM (IaVIh)

51 >>>A cat who actually likes belly rubs.

My youngest's cat is like that, giant 20# teddy bear of a cat he is.

Sadly, the cat started having seizures in January. We're in the process dialing back his meds, and while he is on the tranquilizer especially, he just soaks up the belly rubs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 07:59 PM (i24o9)

52 41 What's brown and smells like shit?
Posted by: eleven

Beethoven's Last Movement?

Posted by: Li'l Squirt. at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (G5+As)

53 That panda video.

Why are we even trying to save them?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (mFz+I)

54 50 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.

Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

55 54 50 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.
Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

Colour !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:01 PM (g47mK)

56 >50 'Faeces' sounds like it smells so much worse than feces.'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:59 PM (IaVIh)

Diarrhoea has entered the chat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 25, 2025 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

57 Centre.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 25, 2025 08:02 PM (dR6yv)

58 55 54 50 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.
Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

Colour !
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:01 PM (g47mK)

---
I've a licence to kill.

Posted by: James Bond, 007 at February 25, 2025 08:03 PM (LPS7w)

59
eleven,

I was unwrapping a Hershey Kiss when I read your comment. Almost put me off eating it, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2025 08:03 PM (3ek7K)

60 that stuffed dragon's been replaced a few times

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 25, 2025 08:04 PM (sJHOI)

61 How can that doggeh keep his toy for years? My doggeh loves toys to shreds within days - sometimes within hours!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 25, 2025 08:05 PM (J5RCE)

62 I was astonished to read recently that fully half the dry weight of feces is bacteria. Those little guys really know how to reproduce.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:05 PM (IaVIh)

63 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2025 08:05 PM (cYBz/)

64 Rod Stewart and the small feces?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (wjpxz)

65 62 I was astonished to read recently that fully half the dry weight of feces is bacteria. Those little guys really know how to reproduce.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:05 PM (IaVIh)

---
Just goes to show that when one is told to "eat sh*t and die," the dying is the easy part.

Posted by: James Bond, 007 at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (LPS7w)

66 Learn to seppuku.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

A cutting remark.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (cYBz/)

67 66 Learn to seppuku.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

A cutting remark.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (cYBz/)

---
So that's what Peter Murphy meant in "It Cuts You Up".

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 08:09 PM (LPS7w)

68 Learn to seppuku.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

A cutting remark.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (cYBz/)

Edgy !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:10 PM (g47mK)

69 68 Gets right to the point.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:11 PM (IaVIh)

70 Learn to seppuku.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

A cutting remark.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2025 08:07 PM (cYBz/)

Edgy !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:10 PM (g47mK)

Maybe he'll get the point.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

71 >>>She's almost as bad at Not Walking In the Street as he is at Not Colliding With Stationary Objects.

Credit where credit is due. There's also the other dipshit who parked the car so it was sticking out into traffic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 25, 2025 08:12 PM (klJTj)

72 Bad birdies was funneh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 25, 2025 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

73 "Haven't seen a horse with a roached mane in 40 years.
Posted by: Ben Had "
*********
Back in the 80s I spent a couple elk seasons hunting the Flattops wilderness in CO. Roached the manes on my horses to keep them from freezing up.

Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2025 08:15 PM (/3fT+)

74 What exactly is Pam Bondi waiting for with the Epstein files? Is she contacting the named individuals or their attorneys to give them a heads up? Is she cutting deals with them? I don't trust her at all. I know nothing about her, but she gives me a bad feeling. A throwback to Trumps first term.

Posted by: Megthered at February 25, 2025 08:16 PM (oYePG)

75

🚨BREAKING: A bill requiring individuals who complete death certificates to record the deceased's "gender identity" instead of sex passed Colorado's House Committee 8-5.

Violators could face as much as 120 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $750.

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 08:16 PM (AOsQT)

76 Haven't seen a horse with a roached mane in 40 years.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2025 07:37 PM (mB6WH)

They do that in South America because of the heat (or so I gathered) and apparently in Basque country

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2025 08:17 PM (D7oie)

77 RE: "Can you blame him?"
Uhmmmm, yeah. *SMDH*
https://tinyurl.com/9td262p5

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 08:17 PM (LPS7w)

78 Doggeh in top pic has a very sweet face. *smooches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2025 08:18 PM (RIvkX)

79 ‘I only kneel before God’: The last words of priest killed in Myanmar
Father Donald Martin Ye Naing Win

Summary, buncha drunk militia goons throwing their weight around the village; leader told the priest to kneel, he said no, they get mad and stab him to death.
I think they were arrested.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 25, 2025 08:18 PM (OTdqV)

80 77 RE: "Can you blame him?"
Uhmmmm, yeah. *SMDH*
https://tinyurl.com/9td262p5
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 08:17 PM (LPS7w)

Que ???

Posted by: Winnie The Pooh and the Sleazy Honeypot at February 25, 2025 08:19 PM (TTAGa)

81 de Monet, de Monet, Have you any lawn clippings?

Yes, sir, yes sir, six bags full!

Hadn't mowed since October. Lawn was more live oak leaves and pine needles than grass. And that was just the front yard.

OTOH, mower started on the first pull so that's a win!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:19 PM (Aqu9a)

82 "What exactly is Pam Bondi waiting for with the Epstein files?"

Suspense. Make them sweat and squirm.

Posted by: A Hitchcock at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (i0F8b)

83 What's brown and smells like shit?
Posted by: eleven

I thought the question was "what's brown and sticky?"

Posted by: a stick! at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

84 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.
Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

Colour !
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:01 PM (g47mK)

---
I've a licence to kill.
Posted by: James Bond
-------

I never tyre of the puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (XeU6L)

85 Just one question, then I'll hang up and listen... are we done with Dan Crenshaw now? Can we be done with him already?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2025 08:22 PM (CpAYC)

86 "mower started on the first pull so that's a win!"

A little thing that's always a real treat, rare as it is.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:23 PM (IaVIh)

87 We must all do our part for the Planet. Just yesterday I unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:23 PM (W/lyH)

88
You know that Ghetto Mayor tiffany henyard?

She just her ass BLOWN The Fuck Out!

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:23 PM (PV1ir)

89
Ghetto Mayo just found the fuck out.

88 to 12%.

She got her Ass Reamed.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:24 PM (PV1ir)

90 Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:23 PM (PV1ir)

I'm guessing that means she lost the primary or was it the actual election? Good to hear!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (tVO4t)

91 What exactly is Pam Bondi waiting for with the Epstein files?"

Suspense. Make them sweat and squirm.
Posted by: A Hitchcock at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (i0F8b)

I'm betting a few political allies on the list.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

92 🚨BREAKING: A bill requiring individuals who complete death certificates to record the deceased's "gender identity" instead of sex passed Colorado's House Committee 8-5.

Violators could face as much as 120 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $750.
Posted by: Don Black
===

Being dead it would impossible to objectively determine what they 'identify' as. Suggest the stick with the readily apprent sex....
That or just go with "Gender Identity - Indeterminate... however sex is ____"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (/lPRQ)

93 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.
Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

Colour !
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:01 PM (g47mK)

---
I've a licence to kill.
Posted by: James Bond
-------

I never tyre of the puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (XeU6L)

You guys playing darts?

Posted by: Aureole at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (Aqu9a)

94 I was astonished to read recently that fully half the dry weight of feces is bacteria. Those little guys really know how to reproduce.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

By weight, you're mostly a human being.

By cell count, you're only about 43% human.

Posted by: mikeski and his 38 trillion bacteria at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

95
I'm guessing that means she lost the primary or was it the actual election? Good to hear!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I guess it's a primary. So I guess she could do a "write-in." But that would be pathetic.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (PV1ir)

96 I'm betting a few political allies on the list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

——————

More than likely. They get to go to jail too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (u73oe)

97 I'm guessing that means she lost the primary or was it the actual election? Good to hear!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I guess it's a primary. So I guess she could do a "write-in." But that would be pathetic.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (PV1ir)

Yes, the Dem primary. General Election is in April vs an Independent candidate. New Mayor starts 4-year term in May.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (Aqu9a)

98 You know that Ghetto Mayor tiffany henyard?

She just her ass BLOWN The Fuck Out!

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:23 PM (PV1ir)

89
Ghetto Mayo just found the fuck out.

88 to 12%.

She got her Ass Reamed.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes
====

Ewe. Eyebleach please.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (/lPRQ)

99 96 ALL the guilty must be outed, or we are betrayed.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (IaVIh)

100 All alternate Brit spellings of words are gay.
Posted by: Bulg at February 25, 2025 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

Colour !
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:01 PM (g47mK)

---
I've a licence to kill.
Posted by: James Bond
-------

I never tyre of the puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (XeU6L)

Or humour !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (g47mK)

101
BUT...But...

the FBI has been holding off their investigation/indictment because of the election. Because the FBI doesn't interfere with the Will Of People, as we all know, unless it's a Republican.

So now that Mayor Tiffany is a sure loser, the FBI can indict her or whateverthefuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (PV1ir)

102 92 🚨BREAKING: A bill requiring individuals who complete death certificates to record the deceased's "gender identity" instead of sex passed Colorado's House Committee 8-5.

Violators could face as much as 120 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $750.
Posted by: Don Black
===

Being dead it would impossible to objectively determine what they 'identify' as. Suggest the stick with the readily apprent sex....
That or just go with "Gender Identity - Indeterminate... however sex is ____"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (/lPRQ)

----
Those who were cremated can identity as ash.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 08:28 PM (LPS7w)

103 The real problem right now is a rogue judiciary making rulings based on political affiliation.

Until this changes, Trump will continue to be forced to swat at mosquitoes for the next four years.

Everything he does will be challenged by some shopped judge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2025 08:29 PM (mzM2O)

104 Regarding bacteria in the gut:

Someone said once that taking probiotics was like growing a patch of corn in the Amazon.

Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2025 08:29 PM (QB+5g)

105 I'm betting a few political allies on the list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

Welp.
Bye Jeb!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 08:29 PM (/lPRQ)

106 By weight, you're mostly a human being.

By cell count, you're only about 43% human.
Posted by: mikeski and his 38 trillion bacteria at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

Not for long, meatsack.

Posted by: The Thing at February 25, 2025 08:30 PM (Aqu9a)

107
Those who were cremated can identity as ash.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Their remains can be put in an ash hole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2025 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

108 106 By weight, you're mostly a human being.

By cell count, you're only about 43% human.
Posted by: mikeski and his 38 trillion bacteria at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

Not for long, meatsack.
Posted by: The Thing at February 25, 2025 08:30 PM (Aqu9a)
----
"You gotta be fukkin kidding me..."

Posted by: The Guy Who Says That at February 25, 2025 08:31 PM (LPS7w)

109
This ghetto bitch was using city funds to buy food, and she'd hold these "food drives" for publicity. She'd give away a bunch of food to a mob of "needy" residents and post all the videos and pics on social media under the caption of "Super Mayor!"

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:31 PM (PV1ir)

110 What exactly is Pam Bondi waiting for with the Epstein files?"

Suspense. Make them sweat and squirm.
Posted by: A Hitchcock at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (i0F8b)

I'm betting a few political allies on the list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

Republicans, I'm sure, but the ones who are on the list, I'm betting there's a strong correlation to the nevertrumper gang.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2025 08:32 PM (YUV/S)

111 110 What exactly is Pam Bondi waiting for with the Epstein files?"

Suspense. Make them sweat and squirm.
Posted by: A Hitchcock at February 25, 2025 08:21 PM (i0F8b)

I'm betting a few political allies on the list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

Republicans, I'm sure, but the ones who are on the list, I'm betting there's a strong correlation to the nevertrumper gang.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2025 08:32 PM (YUV/S)

---
If only they had a Bulwark to defend them.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says That at February 25, 2025 08:33 PM (LPS7w)

112 House passed budget resolution

Posted by: extybeebeachbum at February 25, 2025 08:34 PM (hUJDN)

113
btw, Who here *still* doesn't trust the FBI, one little bit?

Just me?

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:34 PM (PV1ir)

114 I'd like to see a head-to-head comparison between TROs in the 1st Trump administration and TROs in the Biden administration

I bet Grok would know
anyone here grok Grok?

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 08:34 PM (AOsQT)

115
113
btw, Who here *still* doesn't trust the FBI, one little bit?

Just me?
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 08:34 PM (PV1ir)
----
I don't trust them, or me for that matter.

Posted by: The Guy Standing Next to You at February 25, 2025 08:35 PM (LPS7w)

116 By weight, you're mostly a human being.

By cell count, you're only about 43% human.
Posted by: mikeski and his 38 trillion bacteria at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

I don't know from cell count, but by weight I'm probably about 13% Taco Bell.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2025 08:35 PM (YUV/S)

117 @114 is Grok related to Lothar of the Hill People?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 25, 2025 08:36 PM (LPS7w)

118 Didn't Tiffany Henyard serve as Mayor and in some other political position, and so aside from being a crook as Mayor was also double dipping?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 08:37 PM (WHj3A)

119 No diarrhea talk, or jokes, or limericks, please.
Posted by: Li'l Squirt

Cursèd flu virus!
Not once more, from bed to bath.
I shall sit 'til spring.

Posted by: you didn't say "no diarrhea haiku" at February 25, 2025 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

120 116 Ha!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:38 PM (IaVIh)

121
If only they had a Bulwark to defend them.
Posted by: The Guy Who Says That

A mighty fortress is their dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2025 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

122 Cursèd flu virus!
Not once more, from bed to bath.
I shall sit 'til spring.
Posted by: you didn't say "no diarrhea haiku" at February 25, 2025 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

Drink your solution
Soon you'll get your asshole reamed
Colonoscopy

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2025 08:39 PM (YUV/S)

123 118 I liked Tiff's style, but she could afford to look good. Maybe not so much now.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 08:40 PM (IaVIh)

124 I asked Grok

how many temporary restraining orders were issued by federal judges during the biden administration

Grok said

The real answer? No one knows precisely without a Herculean dive into PACER records, which isn’t feasible here.

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 08:40 PM (AOsQT)

125
Mild at Chappaqua tonight.

Moonless night, box of wine still half full.

Her hand touched his.

"Again?" she smiled.

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2025 08:41 PM (j4U/Z)

126 BREAKING: A bill requiring individuals who complete death certificates to record the deceased's "gender identity" instead of sex passed Colorado's House Committee 8-5.

Violators could face as much as 120 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $750.
Posted by: Don Black
--
Reason 4,536 why we are leaving that pestilent shit-hole.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2025 08:46 PM (bDNzX)

127 Didn't Tiffany Henyard serve as Mayor and in some other political position, and so aside from being a crook as Mayor was also double dipping?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2025 08:37 PM (WHj3A)

Correct. Mayor of the Village of Dolton where she just got stomped in its Primary. Supervisor (appointed) to the Township of Thorton, which encompasses 17 villages including Dolton in South Suburban Illinois. There was a Thorton Primary a few weeks back and she got shunt off to the side there too.

She has done wore out her welcome.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:46 PM (Aqu9a)

128 https://tinyurl.com/2m6c2fz6

Grok's answer to 1st Trump Admin and 2nd re: TRO's

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 08:46 PM (cPGH3)

129 Sadly I suspect the toy dragon pics are fake. Looks like the same dragon taken in two pics at the same time with 2 different dogs. It seems highly unlikely the dragon would look as pristine as it does in the second photo if it was a dog’s toy for years.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 08:49 PM (xb0n0)

130 Grok evidently ain't lawyer heavy in the coding.

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 08:49 PM (cPGH3)

131 128 https://tinyurl.com/2m6c2fz6

Grok's answer to 1st Trump Admin and 2nd re: TRO's
---
"Link not shared correctly "

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 25, 2025 08:50 PM (WL2lA)

132 Henyard's combined salaries from both positions was near $300K.

The Thorton Township Supervisor position opened up when the previous guy died in office. She got an appointment to fill the unexpired term.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:50 PM (Aqu9a)

133 It seems highly unlikely the dragon would look as pristine as it does in the second photo if it was a dog’s toy for years.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I hate it when Ace gets punked, cause then WE get punked,
Oh, the humanity...

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 08:50 PM (cPGH3)

134 She has done wore out her welcome.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:46 PM (Aqu9a)

How is she not in prison?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 08:50 PM (l3YAf)

135 Link works for me, vmom?

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

136 Wow... Epiphany.... and it hurt...

Music IS Neurolinguistic programming... I can remember songs lyrics from 60 years ago... yet cannot remember anything else from then... not to that level of detail...

So... all those sappy songs about Luv, that all us Men listened to, like Meatloaf, I'll do Anything for love?

Yea... erroneous programming that I once believed in... but reality and life deprogrammed me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2025 08:51 PM (QAkQ3)

137 Kinda bummed at the moment

Left-wing judges are hamstringing the President

the AG is sitting on the Epstein list and other documents we were promised

FBI and other intel agencies are said to be destroying records

c'mon man wtf

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 08:52 PM (AOsQT)

138 Ahoy!!!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Kristol at February 25, 2025 08:52 PM (mH6SG)

139 Sadly I suspect the toy dragon pics are fake. Looks like the same dragon taken in two pics at the same time with 2 different dogs. It seems highly unlikely the dragon would look as pristine as it does in the second photo if it was a dog’s toy for years.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 25, 2025 08:49 PM (xb0n0)

My pupper has stuffed babies that look exactly the same 13 years on.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 08:53 PM (MGB5H)

140 Is Trump ignoring Fed judges rulings? He should just to see what happens. I am unfamiliar with the enforcement arm of the judiciary vis a vis the executive branch.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2025 08:53 PM (WvGHv)

141 How is she not in prison?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 08:50 PM (l3YAf)

Low friends in high places?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 08:53 PM (Aqu9a)

142 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo

SCOOP: @TulsiGabbard is preparing a memo directing all intelligence agencies to identify the employees who participated in the NSA's "obscene, pornographic, and sexually explicit" chatrooms and to terminate their employment and revoke their security clearances. Deadline: Friday.

Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
@TulsiGabbard

Memo sent. We know who they are. Action is underway.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 08:53 PM (t5upi)

143
You know that Ghetto Mayor tiffany henyard?

She just her ass BLOWN The Fuck Out!

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes

Not to worry -- the European Union will have the election invalidated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 25, 2025 08:55 PM (xG4kz)

144 New leadership at the FBI is starting an investigation into the origins of the agency’s plan a decade ago to infiltrate the campaign of then-candidate Donald Trump using two female undercover “honeypot” agents.
The off-the-books investigation, launched in 2015 by former FBI Director James Comey, was revealed by an agency whistleblower in a protected disclosure to the House Judiciary Committee last year and first reported exclusively by The Washington Times in October.

Comey was not a boyscout.
Comey was asshoe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 08:55 PM (gbOdA)

145 Re: Grok.
Maybe you have to sign up for X first? Dunno. Hell, I even subscribed (lowest level) just cause I figgered Elon needs the money,

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 08:55 PM (cPGH3)

146
How is she not in prison?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Jury pool

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2025 08:56 PM (63Dwl)

147
I was just reading some of the NSA "perv chats" Christopher Rufo dug up.

These are some truly sick fucks. I mean hell, the denizens of Sodom and Gomorrah would say what a bunch of sickos. This our elite Deep State, a bunch of deranged perverts.

Tulsi said they are cleaning these fucks out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 08:56 PM (w6EFb)

148 PS
Trump was there to greet Macron
It was a fake news shot

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 08:56 PM (gbOdA)

149
Is Trump ignoring Fed judges rulings? He should just to see what happens. I am unfamiliar with the enforcement arm of the judiciary vis a vis the executive branch.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

The judiciary branch's enforcement arm is Jennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 25, 2025 08:57 PM (xG4kz)

150 Comey was not a boyscout.
Comey was asshoe.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 08:55 PM (gbOdA)

We’ve known that for nearly a decade. Where’re the flashbangs and perp walk in front of the cameras at 5am?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 08:57 PM (l3YAf)

151 Re: Grok.
Maybe you have to sign up for X first? Dunno. Hell, I even subscribed (lowest level) just cause I figgered Elon needs the money,

Basic Grok access is now free to everyone with an X account.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 08:57 PM (t5upi)

152 Just got home. Took a little drive around the peninsula. Lots of storm damage, tree and power lines down, some slides.

It's warm, about 50. The smell of the pine trees and fir and cedar is lovely. And that fresh wood smell after the chainsaws do their duty !!

My power is on! Sun is setting. I can see some orange from my couch, so I should run out to the beach, but Lulu is on my lap, I've a nice glass of Buffalo Trace and perhaps I'll just stay on the couch and watch the Kraken.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 08:58 PM (mT+6a)

153 >> Trump was there to greet Macron

And Macron did that handshake war crap again. More than once. He grabbed Trump's hand while they were sitting in the Oval doing that press thing.

There is something weird going on with Macron and this handshake dominance thing he does.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

154 The OD added a series of DHS-provided documents that were suddenly acceptable for illegal aliens traveling without IDs. Here’s the list of those documents that were suddenly deemed acceptable:

-Warrant for Arrest of Alien

-Warrant of Removal/Deportation

-Order of Removal on Recognizance

-Order of Supervision

-Notice to Appear

-Arrival and Departure Form

-Alien Booking Record

1 word from Mexico or Londonstan or Iran and 9/11 would have been a fucking pick a nick.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 09:02 PM (gbOdA)

155
Oh my Lord, Kat Timpf just announced they discovered breast cancer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

156
Kat had given birth apparently, but they discovered cancer during all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

157 There is something weird going on with Macron and this handshake dominance thing he does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

crazy hand jive

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 09:04 PM (gbOdA)

158 1 word from Mexico or Londonstan or Iran and 9/11 would have been a fucking pick a nick.
Posted by: rhennigantx

And no love from TSA

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

159 Jazz hands!!!

Posted by: Baby Macron at February 25, 2025 09:08 PM (mH6SG)

160 Not to be overly paranoid, or anything, but…

I'm wondering why anyone would think that any "important" info on the Epstein list, or the JFK papers, or anything else, survived the shredders/redactors of the past however many years?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and what about the Clinton mafia? at February 25, 2025 09:10 PM (bOMci)

161
1 - 2 - 3 - 4!

I declare a thumb war.

Posted by: Macron at February 25, 2025 09:10 PM (Aqu9a)

162 There is something weird going on with Macron and this handshake dominance thing he does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

It was one of the subjects he did poorly in at "How to Act Like a Heterosexual" school.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 25, 2025 09:11 PM (TdF1u)

163 >>> 147
I was just reading some of the NSA "perv chats" Christopher Rufo dug up.

These are some truly sick fucks. I mean hell, the denizens of Sodom and Gomorrah would say what a bunch of sickos. This our elite Deep State, a bunch of deranged perverts.

Tulsi said they are cleaning these fucks out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 08:56 PM (w6EFb)

She might need a flamethrower or two...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:12 PM (Vqx30)

164 Voter suppression! Ee-lee-go! Fake News!

Posted by: SuperMayor Henyard at February 25, 2025 09:13 PM (Aqu9a)

165 I'm wondering why anyone would think that any "important" info on the Epstein list, or the JFK papers, or anything else, survived the shredders/redactors of the past however many years?
Posted by: mindful webworker

I'm with you. Can't see anything of importance being left.
JFK files will be Warren Commission done good, e.g..

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:13 PM (cPGH3)

166 -Warrant for Arrest of Alien

-Warrant of Removal/Deportation

-Order of Removal on Recognizance

-Order of Supervision

-Notice to Appear

-Arrival and Departure Form

-Alien Booking Record

1 word from Mexico or Londonstan or Iran and 9/11 would have been a fucking pick a nick.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 09:02 PM (gbOdA)

——-

Also good for getting a driver’s license.

Just imagine if any of us gave a court summons as a form of ID.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 09:16 PM (Vh9CX)

167 It was one of the subjects he did poorly in at "How to Act Like a Heterosexual" school.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Great

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:16 PM (cPGH3)

168 157 There is something weird going on with Macron and this handshake dominance thing he does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

crazy hand jive
Posted by: rhennigantx

Up sparkles!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 09:18 PM (mT+6a)

169 The House just passed Trump's budget, with deep cuts to spending. Credit where due to Mike Johnson.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 09:21 PM (qB84H)

170
There were apparently three handshake incidents with Macron yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/24rx5a86

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)

171 Just imagine if any of us gave a court summons as a form of ID.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2025 09:16 PM (Vh9CX)

I used to live in a place where if you got a traffic ticket, they would confiscate your license until you paid the ticket. The ticket was effectively your driver’s license. Although you couldn’t use it to buy booze or get on a plane, I don’t think.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 09:25 PM (l3YAf)

172 56 >50 'Faeces' sounds like it smells so much worse than feces.'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 25, 2025 07:59 PM (IaVIh)

Diarrhoea has entered the chat.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 25, 2025 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

Cheer for the Georgetown Diar-hoyas.

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2025 09:28 PM (z+ik4)

173 That's what rhennigantx was pointing out. YOU couldn't get on a plane now with that, but invaders are flying all over the country with that as their ID.
And YOU will get the special feel-up from TSA.

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:29 PM (cPGH3)

174 That Colorado trannie death thing shows DEI is isnt dead. Not by a long shot. It will be years before the madness ends. If ever.

Recall people are still wearing covid masks.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:29 PM (WR88G)

175
The classic politician handshake is when you use your left hand to grab the elbow and sleeve of your "friend".

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2025 09:30 PM (j4U/Z)

176 Foetus

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 09:31 PM (AOsQT)

177 I used to live in a place where if you got a traffic ticket, they would confiscate your license until you paid the ticket. The ticket was effectively your driver’s license. Although you couldn’t use it to buy booze or get on a plane, I don’t think.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 09:25 PM (l3YAf)

Something you only learn if you end up needing a lawyer for certain things, cops legally can not take your id. You show up at the station and demand it back they have to give it to you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:32 PM (MGB5H)

178 same dog in both photos

look at the two black marks between the eyes

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 09:32 PM (AOsQT)

179 @EndWokeness
·
8m
Rep. Laurel Libby was just censured in Maine for being against men in female sports.

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 09:33 PM (AOsQT)

180 used to live in a place where if you got a traffic ticket, they would confiscate your license until you paid the ticket. The ticket was effectively your driver’s license. Although you couldn’t use it to buy booze or get on a plane, I don’t think.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 09:25 PM (l3YAf)

Something you only learn if you end up needing a lawyer for certain things, cops legally can not take your id. You show up at the station and demand it back they have to give it to you.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:32 PM (MGB5H)

You can also go straight to dmv (or whatever it is in your state) and get a replacement as long as it's before adjudication.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:33 PM (MGB5H)

181 Something you only learn if you end up needing a lawyer for certain things, cops legally can not take your id. You show up at the station and demand it back they have to give it to you.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:32 PM (MGB5H)

You can also go straight to dmv (or whatever it is in your state) and get a replacement as long as it's before adjudication.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I never knew any of this shit. Obviously I hung with the wrong crowd.

Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

182 I haven't posted before, hope I don't blow the margins or anything.
Here's Grok3's best guess:
Biden: Feb 2021 -- Halted 100-day deportation pause
Biden:Nov 2023 -- Blocked tampering with Texas border barriers
Biden: 2021-2022 -- Blocked vaccine mandate for federal workers
Trump: Jan 2017 -- Blocked travel ban (EO 13769) deportations
Trump: Jan 2017 -- Blocked travel ban (EO 13769) deportations
Trump: Feb 3, 2025 -- Blocked federal funding freeze (OMB M-25-13)
Trump: Feb 3, 2025 -- Blocked USAID workforce reduction

The 2025 list seems light to me. ProfMJCleveland on X has a link at the top that goes to list of current federal cases challenging Trump Administration actions with links to free docket at Courtlistener.

Posted by: chile56 at February 25, 2025 09:36 PM (HilbV)

183 173 That's what rhennigantx was pointing out. YOU couldn't get on a plane now with that, but invaders are flying all over the country with that as their ID.
And YOU will get the special feel-up from TSA.
Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:29 PM (cPGH3)

I hate TSAsshoes with the heat of a 1000 suns. This dude in Phoenix wanted to fell up my daughter.
I said no no fucking way not goona happen.
Next we are in a room with the roomy gal wanting to feel up my 12 or 13 YO daughter.
No nada no way.

ut you have a copy of a fax of a taco restaurant menu in TJ and you are flying business class.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 09:36 PM (gbOdA)

184 I never knew any of this shit. Obviously I hung with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: MkY at February 25, 2025 09:35 PM (cPGH3

Or the right one ie not a younger me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:38 PM (MGB5H)

185 If we had one of those star trek wars ware the computer directed 1000 people to report to be destroyed in a fake war I would hire the best hackers in the world to put a bunch of TSA on that list.

and show up with Margaritas for Spok and me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2025 09:39 PM (gbOdA)

186 I believe in government of, by, and for the court.

Posted by: Judge Killa Weigh In at February 25, 2025 09:41 PM (bhV/D)

187 96 I'm betting a few political allies on the list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2025 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

——————

More than likely. They get to go to jail too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2025 08:26 PM (u73oe)

I heard Epstein was a Mossad op. Probably don’t want to out them. They don’t take it well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 25, 2025 09:42 PM (hsfsC)

188 It's not gay if it's the TSA!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:42 PM (MGB5H)

189 >> Rep. Laurel Libby was just censured in Maine for being against men in female sports.

Getting sporty out there.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 25, 2025 09:43 PM (l3YAf)

190 I heard Epstein was a Mossad op. Probably don’t want to out them. They don’t take it well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 25, 2025 09:42 PM (hsfs

At the very least it was mossad mi5 (or 6 I get confused) and cia. More likely it was 5eyes and mossad.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:44 PM (MGB5H)

191 Wait.

Are we still winning? Because it doesn't feel like we are still winning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 09:44 PM (mT+6a)

192 That pup looks like my pup.
That is a Catahoula.
Is that pup from Abney Catahoula in NOLA?

Posted by: JDubya_Mesa at February 25, 2025 09:45 PM (G87sZ)

193 Wait.

Are we still winning? Because it doesn't feel like we are still winning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 09:44 PM (mT+6a)

Still winning. Bigly. It's not a no hitter

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:45 PM (MGB5H)

194 looks like Tulsi did indeed fire the pp fetishists in the NSA chat -
x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1894561424338555154

Posted by: gkwve at February 25, 2025 09:45 PM (gKWVE)

195 I just learned that Disturbed front man David Draimond is strongly pro Israeli. He may even have family in Israel.
I may have previously heard he was a cantor.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 25, 2025 09:47 PM (kTd/k)

196 169 The House just passed Trump's budget, with deep cuts to spending. Credit where due to Mike Johnson.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 09:21 PM (qB84H)

Odds of passing senate?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:47 PM (WR88G)

197 Oh my gosh, the puppy and the dragon!

Posted by: Piper at February 25, 2025 09:48 PM (p4NUW)

198 Odds of passing senate?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:47 PM (WR88G)

This bill? Zero. They have their own. It'll go to reconciliation. And probably gets split into to 2 which go back to the house which will pass

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:48 PM (MGB5H)

199
Tulsi is my favorite Cabinet pick.

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (TOG7f)

200 Y'know…

It's a quarter til the hour.

There are no assurances the ONT will be posted on the hour. Could be any moment, or a quarter after. I blame Pixy.

If only Ace♠ got a penny for every front page refresh!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Wearing out the refresh button at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (bOMci)

201 >>> 196 169 The House just passed Trump's budget, with deep cuts to spending. Credit where due to Mike Johnson.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 09:21 PM (qB84H)

Odds of passing senate?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:47 PM (WR88G)

My guess is a good as anyone else's, but since the Senate confirmed all of Trump's appointees (Gaetz was... something), probably way better odds than they would have been back in early 2021.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (Vqx30)

202 Are we still winning? Because it doesn't feel like we are still winning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 09:44 PM (mT+6a)

After taking the beaches at Normandy, it took a bit of time to consolidate and breakthrough the Nazi hedgerow defenses. Patton's Operation Cobra.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (Aqu9a)

203 One thing about all the firings, aren’t they all union members. I thought you can’t fire union members. Not unless they do really wack shit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (WR88G)

204
I may have previously heard he was a cantor.
Posted by: Northernlurker

He snips the pee-pees?

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 09:51 PM (TOG7f)

205 Tulsi is my favorite Cabinet pick.
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (TOG7f)

You just wanna date her!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:51 PM (MGB5H)

206 Nevermind, BruceWayne Johnson is right!!!

Gotta wonder, if the freaking NSA has a bunch of wackos running around, how many of my cow orkers at a particular woketard company engaged in similar behavior.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:53 PM (Vqx30)

207 I honestly don’t know if we’re winning or by how much. All the Hawaiian judges rulings. I can’t keep track of them all. But it seems like we lost way more than won in court.

And so far scotus has chimed in only once and ruled 7-2 against Trump. Not a good sign.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:53 PM (WR88G)

208 Basic Grok access is now free to everyone with an X account.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2025 08:57 PM (t5upi)

Grok was actually very helpful today. I had something I wanted to do, but didn't know where to start. Asked it for suggestions and they were on point and look very valid.

It still can't produce an illustration I can use though. Can't even follow the direction "changing nothing else....".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 25, 2025 09:54 PM (lFFaq)

209 >>> 203 One thing about all the firings, aren’t they all union members. I thought you can’t fire union members. Not unless they do really wack shit.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:50 PM (WR88G)

The pervo chat using employer resources seems to qualify for "really wack shit".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:55 PM (Vqx30)

210 My performance review is complete, got a 5 pct bump, all drinks this evening are on me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2025 09:55 PM (XV/Pl)

211 The pervo chat using employer resources seems to qualify for "really wack shit".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:55 PM (Vqx30)

Insert George Costanza quote.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:56 PM (WR88G)

212 Nevermind, BruceWayne Johnson is right!!!

Gotta wonder, if the freaking NSA has a bunch of wackos running around, how many of my cow orkers at a particular woketard company engaged in similar behavior.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2025 09:53 PM (Vqx30)

I may be dumb and a little crazy but I have a layman's knowledge of how the congress works. And a cursory knowledge of the law, for some reason 😜

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 25, 2025 09:56 PM (MGB5H)

213 Cat does not want to wear costumes.

https://tinyurl.com/29k6kaj5

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2025 09:56 PM (CHHv1)

214 it feels like the initial burst of winning, is slowing

Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2025 09:56 PM (AOsQT)

215 I’m waiting on my review if my raise is less than 5% I’m walking. But my bonus doesn’t get paid until late March so I’ll wait until April 1 to resign. 😀

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 09:58 PM (WR88G)

216 @207

>> I honestly don’t know if we’re winning or by how much.

At a bare minimum the forces of evil are being held back Spartan like and hopefully the Spartans can push the barbarian hoards back and begin impaling them with their long swords of Justice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2025 10:00 PM (XV/Pl)

217 210 My performance review is complete, got a 5 pct bump, all drinks this evening are on me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I got 1.6% raise.

You can buy me a drink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 10:00 PM (mT+6a)

218
Tulsi herself was the target of much hate in those NSA chats.

Pee-pee fetish doesn't quite cut it. These sick fucks were talking about how much fun it is to pee out of their new Franken-cooters. Stuff like that.

And stuff about hermaphrodite babies....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2025 10:00 PM (w6EFb)

219 I guess we’re winning in the sense that with Kamala it would have been an absolute nightmare. So not having that inflicted upon us is a massive win in and of itself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 25, 2025 10:01 PM (WR88G)

220 He snips the pee-pees?
Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 09:51 PM (TOG7f)

You might be thinking of a dreidl

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2025 10:02 PM (D7oie)

221 I got 1.6% raise.

You can buy me a drink.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Almost 10% of inflation. Who do you work for? Montie Haul?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2025 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)

222 Almost 10% of inflation. Who do you work for? Montie Haul?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

United Healthcare

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2025 10:02 PM (mT+6a)

223
You might be thinking of a dreidl
Posted by: Rabbi Kindltot

ah, thanks

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TOG7f)

224

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer Holmes at February 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TOG7f)

225 Crenshaw v. Carlson

Baldwin v. Impressionist guy

We can write this better than the guys doing it now; .5 of 1% of the gross take first night, A STEAL, you guys will make a fortune on the residuals, WHY ARE YOU NOT ON THE PHONE?

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2025 10:05 PM (j4U/Z)

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