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Saturday Night "Club ONT" March 15, 2025 [The 3 D's]
Saturday Night Joke
Two rocket technicians at Cape Canaveral were fixing a fuel leak on an experimental rocket. One of them accidently caught a drop on his lip and swallowed it. It was excellent – sort of like an expensive cognac. He and his buddy spent the rest of the afternoon catching the drips and enjoying them. The next morning the first guy woke up with the mother of all hangovers. Soon the phone rang, and it was his friend from work. “How are you feeling?” asked the friend. “Awful.” moaned the technician. “I have a splitting headache; my eyeballs are scratchy; I have this putrid taste in my mouth; and I am somewhat nauseous.” “Have you had an urge to fart?” the work friend asked. “No… not yet, anyway,” replied the technician. “Well, don’t!” his friend said. “I’m calling from Albuquerque.”
sound up
— Brock Riddick (@BrockRiddickIFB) February 23, 2025[Dino says: injecting fart spray into a Dino costume is like hiding Yoko in a mystery click]
Here's a peek at a Club fridge
"I believe this is the first time we have come across someone who was concealing a live animal down the front of his pants," Thomas Carter, the TSA's federal security director for New Jersey, said in the news release. "As best as we could tell, the turtle was not harmed by the man's actions."
Top 10ish comments. Or thereabout...
Charter members of The 3 D's Fan Club
[Disco says: Club ONT is a whelming experience for these Hordelings.]
[Doggo says: *Looks up the lyrics to Slow Ride* umm...no. It's all yours Horde.]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - The way things are going... at March 15, 2025 10:00 PM (h7Ym/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:01 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 15, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Dragon will dock with the stranded idiots on the space station in 2 hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (IFfW0)
[Dino says: injecting fart spray into a Dino costume is like hiding Yoko in a mystery click]
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Why, yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: GWB at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (x4LL+)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (k7hZK)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (hPHw6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 15, 2025 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
So pimps get in free?
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:04 PM (k7hZK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2025 10:04 PM (mH6SG)
Two hours from now, at approximately 12:10 am, Elon's spaceship will dock with the ISS to bring those stranded foo's home who were stranded by biden and kalama harris for political spite.
Livestream here:
https://is.gd/MQOsQm
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2025 10:04 PM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:04 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Slow Ride at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:02 PM (hPHw6)
The planet Whizbang is a million billion trillion miles away, in the Outer Pineal Galaxy. Don't ask me how I know, humanoid.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 10:06 PM (aBgBM)
F1 race in Australia could be wet. F2 support race cancelled after heavy rain hit at start time.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:07 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:07 PM (KV6ve)
Those pants are worthy of the Sunday Morning Book Thread.
Still no power at home, so I'm back in my office in the library. There's a concert going on outside, but my office is so well-buried that I cannot hear it at all.
The elevator has been making weird noises all day, but I'm sure it's nothing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2025 10:08 PM (7fElN)
Right guys. We are sending out the mating call of the DU.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:08 PM (bss/y)
and
Faghat
Posted by: Slow Ride at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)
I saw Faghat play at the Castro Street Fair in '75...
Posted by: SumDumGuy at March 15, 2025 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (mH6SG)
Where's my catnip?!
Posted by: Smelly Cat at March 15, 2025 10:08 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 15, 2025 10:09 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:07 PM (KV6ve)
'I heard you struck my son.'
'Yes sir, I did.'
'Why?'
'Because he stole John Wick's car and killed his dog.'
'Oh.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:09 PM (bss/y)
Pass on the Jolly 'Ette leggings...
Funny Saturday Night joke!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 15, 2025 10:09 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:10 PM (hPHw6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Ann Sothern, is that you?
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:10 PM (k7hZK)
So a guy with a snapper in his pants?
Posted by: easy the elder at March 15, 2025 10:11 PM (2Xwyo)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2025 10:11 PM (MsrgL)
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I wonder if they'll get time & 1/2 overtime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (L/fGl)
Is there supposed to be an accompanying humorous visual? Or that's the lesson? Ha, sometimes in life, the punchline never comes.
And as a long-time lurker, I think you do a fine job on the ONTs.
Posted by: mot at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (fIPNY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 15, 2025 10:09 PM
***
Disco and Doggo did all the real work. I'm just trying to avoid the fart spray.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (0Htd1)
I had a Foghat hat back in the day. A very popular item. Lost it somewhere
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (bVN1m)
My AoS membership now includes being a Charter Member of the 3 D's Fan Club!
I'm honored to have been chosen.
When are the meetings?
Do I have to bring the beer?
I think I have some King Harv's to contribute.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (Eo96p)
Pussies. Have seen motorcycle road races in the rain.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:13 PM (hPHw6)
Happy ONT, everyone. Too bad I missed the movie thread for this news, but the career of Rachel Zegler (of Snow Woke) has been saved for now. She's starring in a London stage production of Evita.
And hello to Jim SND if you're out there! (sips hot tea)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 15, 2025 10:14 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
* * * *
Sounds like a good plan, TRex. Good luck!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 15, 2025 10:15 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2025 10:16 PM (BI5O2)
Pussies. Have seen motorcycle road races in the rain.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:13 PM (hPHw6)
Also, LeMans 24 Hour race. Cars.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 10:16 PM (aBgBM)
My sense of humor has arrested development.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 15, 2025 10:16 PM (3wi/L)
REEEEEEEEEEEbok.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:16 PM (hPHw6)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 15, 2025 10:16 PM (rxCpr)
“But it was absolutely necessary. It was the only way to break the back of the treacherous boyar aristocracy once and for good. Without it, there would be no Russian nation, and if it had somehow survived, those boyars would have ploughed it under for good, and been displaced in turn by foreigners, anyway.
I strongly disagree. Contrast medieval Russia to England - biggest difference? In England castles were everywhere, because the Nobility was wealthy and strong. The English Kings *never* gained absolute supremacy over them - and the Church was also fairly independent, as was the growing middle class. Because of these competing power centers, the only practical way to govern the country was to develop a parliamentary system which allowed them all to exercise some power and negotiate with each other.
The great tragedy of Russia is that the monarch was able to strangle that process in the crib and institute Despotism forever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2025 10:17 PM (T+ixL)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats
Yes! It would be cool to see the pit crews rotate between slicks, rain, and snow tires during a race.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:17 PM (LZJiM)
Interesting that he needed to specify front of the pants.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2025 10:17 PM (/y8xj)
-- Kindltot
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (D7oie)
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I wonder if they'll get time & 1/2 overtime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier
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Did he send along a hair net, or a head band, or a stretchy thing to make a pony tail?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (KV6ve)
Pussies. Have seen motorcycle road races in the rain.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:13 PM
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I love racing in the rain but from the photos I saw, it would have been infeasible for anything other than submarines.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
So a guy with a snapper in his pants?
Posted by: easy the elder
That would take balls.
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
The top pic is....fine.
But I think of the ONT as more of a 70s Conversation Pit.
With lime green shag carpet.
And Mai Tais with tiny umbrellas
Posted by: a Miklos can dream at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Meh, my favorite table still requires a shim...
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM (LZJiM)
CavalREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM (hPHw6)
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: fd at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM (GhQvH)
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM (AOsQT)
The Crew-10 Dragon will soon be docking with the ISS to relieve Smelly Chick.
If you're interested in watching some of that, it's on NASA+, and probably some other places. The closing and docking maneuver is a slow process, like watching paint dry. Docking is supposed to happen around midnight, and the then they open the hatches well an hour after that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2025 10:17 PM (/y8xj)
Does this mean they've had Richard Gere come through before?
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:20 PM (k7hZK)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:19 PM
***
Patina and character. Intentionally retained.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (rT96s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2025 10:08 PM (7fElN)
This is important, is it making squealing and scraping noises or is it more like a deep bass "dominosdominosdominos" or even worse, "keelallthehoomuns" noises?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (D7oie)
This is the most amazing time to be alive. We live in a time of miracles. Enjoy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (hY4dx)
-- Kindltot
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 10:18 PM (D7oie)
Event Horizon is another overlooked gem. Kind of like a good Ghost Ship.
Better than Triangle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:22 PM (bss/y)
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You go directly to the finals!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 10:23 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2025 10:23 PM (XeU6L)
Wiki says "It is the most popular pet turtle in the United States" and "It is the most commonly traded turtle in the world."
Why would he have to smuggle it on a plane? That doesn't sound like the sort of critter there would be a black market for.
Did anyone search the turtle for drugs?
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BifBewalski
A full quarter of the Parishioner's phones went off during Mass this evening to let everyone know there was a tornado warning. Father took the opportunity to let everyone know the safe spaces in the building.
There aren't many, btw.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 10:24 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
---
youtube.com/watch?v=idLOrDw0UkE
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (KV6ve)
And yes, I REALLY like the upbeat horn sections.
I like Chicago, too.
And no, I really don't care if I'm dating myself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (y5Bkh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2025 10:23 PM (XeU6L)
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Whichever, it's still time for a visit to the gastroenterologist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That means you're one of five who gets a tour of the ONT factory hosted by the mysterious TRex, Doof and Scampydog. May God on Mercy on your soul.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (LZJiM)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Do you use Brave? It's happened to mine too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (KV6ve)
Wiki says "It is the most popular pet turtle in the United States" and "It is the most commonly traded turtle in the world."
Why would he have to smuggle it on a plane? That doesn't sound like the sort of critter there would be a black market for.
Did anyone search the turtle for drugs?
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
It was the guy's penis emotional support turtle. Who are we to judge?
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
When you dance, who leads?
Posted by: Miklos has Questions at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (I8gAO)
Spoiler below - scroll bigly if you don't want the info -
The two stranded Starliner astronauts will return to Earth in the Dragon that's been docked to ISS since Sept or Oct (can't recall exactly). Not in the one about to dock. The one there now only carried-up two new crew not the usual four, so there would be two open seats on return for Sunni and Butch. ISS crew typically return on the Dragon or Soyuz that brought them up. Because each one is certified to be docked for only a bit more than six months, the standard ISS crew duty period.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:24 PM
***
Horrible pick-up lines: "Hey, wanna see my red-eared slider?"
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Some Rat
Wasn't Shim a trans character in the Powerpuff Girls cartoon? Let's see a tranny bad guy, an adult man that creates three little girls in a lab accident and the girls live with him.
Nope - nothing odd there. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cocaine Turtle ran so fast I got blisters on my feet at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (LZJiM)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (i/l90)
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May Lynyrd Skynyrd wreak vengeance on your soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 10:28 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (y5Bkh)
When you date yourself, you can't split the check.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SumDumGuy at March 15, 2025 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:29 PM (Q6s/P)
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (y5Bkh)
When you date yourself, you can't split the check.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
::: types, deletes :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 10:28 PM (hY4dx)
I'm turning in my Southern gal card. I'm sore ashamed.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 10:25 PM (y5Bkh)
When you date yourself, you can't split the check.
Posted by: RickZ
And when you have sex, it's with someone you mostly love.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (LZJiM)
A member of a state panel advising the director of Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) made a wild first impression at a meeting by proclaiming, “I use they, them and turtle for my pronouns.”
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Never mind, found this. My Saturday nights are just filled with adventure.
https://shorter.me/h0RU3
https://shorter.me/sF8qH
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
When you dance, who leads?
Posted by: Miklos has Questions at March 15, 2025 10:27 PM (I8gAO)
Like this . . .
https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU
Posted by: Billy Idol at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Q6s/P)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (LZJiM)
Yep, goes hand-in-hand.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:32 PM (k7hZK)
Yeah, not what she expected...
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 15, 2025 10:32 PM (rT96s)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Q6s/P)
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SHA-ZAYAM!
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at March 15, 2025 10:33 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Q6s/P)
I always wondered about the brain mechanics of someone like Mel Tillis who could sing without his normal stutter.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:35 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 15, 2025 10:35 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:36 PM (i/l90)
When did weird Al get old?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2025 10:36 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at March 15, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)
NASA/SpaceX - SpaceX Crew-10 - Rendezvous and Docking ISS - Space Affairs Live
Coverage of the rendezvous, docking, hatch opening, and welcoming remarks of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-10 aboard the International Space Station.
Planned schedule:
Docking: March 15, 11:30 p.m. EDT - March 16, 0330 UTC, 04:30 CET
Hatch Opening: March 16, 1:05 a.m. EDT, 0515 UTC, 06:15 CET
Welcome Remarks: March 16, 1:40 a.m. EDT, 0640 UTC, 07:40 CET
https://www.youtube.com/live/WjQYdA8Bk8A
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 10:38 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Have some sweet tea and you'll be just fine.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at March 15, 2025 10:39 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 15, 2025 10:09 PM (L/fGl)
iirc Goodland is just east of the CO state line, so I'm going to blame someone who had overindulged.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2025 10:39 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Sgt. Carter at March 15, 2025 10:40 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: That guy with the turtle in his pants at March 15, 2025 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (Q6s/P)
The Crew-9 Dragon is scheduled to return Mar. 19th, last I saw.
They have to keep a couple of capsules docked all the time, this time a Soyuz and a Dragon, as lifeboats in case of emergency, like a big leak, space debris collision, or some other problem requiring immediate bug-out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at March 15, 2025 10:39 PM (I8gAO)
Thank you, Father Miklos. I feel better now.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (i/l90)
Jay Leno rolls down Los Angeles street driving TANK
https://mol.im/a/14503497
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (KjLnc)
A member of a state panel advising the director of Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) made a wild first impression at a meeting by proclaiming, “I use they, them and turtle for my pronouns.”
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
I'm sorry, Oregon folks are batshit crazy
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 15, 2025 10:42 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:26 PM (KV6ve)
Yeah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:42 PM (bss/y)
https://mol.im/a/14503497
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (KjLnc)
Get Conan to safety!!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 15, 2025 10:42 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at March 15, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)
Look Fat, I have unique Brain Mechanics that give me an IQ higher than yours, enabled me to graduate from law school at the top of my class, and let me clearly say triumhpthalize despite my life-long stutter! So sit down and shut up, you faced pony soldier dog!
Posted by: Joe, from Scranton, Delaware at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Common Tater
What I wonder about are the parodies that Al wanted to do but couldn't secure the rights or permission to release.
Epic stuff, I'm sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Miklos in best Alfred Hitchcock voice at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Q6s/P)
One example I can think of to counter is Lewis Capaldi. But he is also scottish (I think), so that might make a difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2025 10:44 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Common Tater
Norwegians do, too.
Song:
https://youtu.be/85drl9-lqRU
"Making of" interview:
https://youtu.be/ZLk9ksi29AU
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 10:44 PM (DgGvY)
United Nations judge Lydia Mugambe has been found guilty of keeping a SLAVE and breaking immigration laws.
https://tinyurl.com/mrynzx5n
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2025 10:44 PM (BLpWt)
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
I'm sorry, Oregon folks are batshit crazy
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr
***
Probably not very healthy either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2025 10:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr)
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This was obvious in the airport gate waiting for my first trip to Portland. How many plaid flannel shirts do you people have?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM
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Endorsed. The funny part about that is that he already has a car with tank engine.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:42 PM
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Good evening Doggo. The Horde should know that Doggo has pushed through illness to ensure the Horde is fully ONT supplied.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Common Tater
What I wonder about are the parodies that Al wanted to do but couldn't secure the rights or permission to release.
Epic stuff, I'm sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
I know there was at least one Paul McCartney song he was denied permission to do because it would have mentioned meat and McCartney is a vegan.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:47 PM (k7hZK)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 15, 2025 10:47 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Joe, from Scranton, Delaware at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (aBgBM)
Oooh! A fill-in the blank puzzle like The Match Game.
"BLANK faced pony dog soldier."
3. Two
2. ?
1. Shit
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:48 PM (gKDq2)
Jay Leno rolls down Los Angeles street driving TANK
https://mol.im/a/14503497
Posted by: Ciampino
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This is spectacular. And glad you're back and feeling better, Ciampino.
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:48 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Endorsed.
Posted by: Miklos is more of a Fiumicino guy at March 15, 2025 10:50 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)
God Bless the Cobs. Feel better, Scampydog. You understand, the spice must flow.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 10:50 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:31 PM (Q6s/P)
It's almost as disconcerting as hearing a Hillary give a speech south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:50 PM (k7hZK)
Posted by: TRex
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Thank you, TRex for making all this happen tonight!
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:51 PM (41CYW)
Jay Leno rolls down Los Angeles street driving TANK
https://mol.im/a/14503497
He must have taken a defensive driving course.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2025 10:51 PM (lUFok)
Huh. Odd. My comment box turned gold there for a second.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Do you use Brave? It's happened to mine too.
Posted by: Braenyard
It's happened here and I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Jay Leno rolls down Los Angeles street driving TANK
https://mol.im/a/14503497
Posted by: Ciampino
It's a piece of junk. The fuel system leaks all over the place. It's a piece of junk!
Posted by: Moriarty at March 15, 2025 10:53 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 10:53 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: TRex
Amateurs talk strategy.
Professionals talk content and logistics thereof.
Posted by: Gen. Omar Miklos-Bradley at March 15, 2025 10:53 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:54 PM (b9poi)
Posted by: Moriarty
Always with the negative waves.
Posted by: Oddball Miklos at March 15, 2025 10:54 PM (I8gAO)
How did tht get there?!
These aren't my pants!
- Usual dealer excuses.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 15, 2025 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Sheesh.
When did weird Al get old?
Posted by: Diogenes
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And normal? I mean, who wants Normal Al?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 15, 2025 10:55 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:48 PM (41CYW)
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Thank you. I'm late to the ONT. So what's going with you? Wish you recover speedily and fully, whatever it is.
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 10:56 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Common Tater
What I wonder about are the parodies that Al wanted to do but couldn't secure the rights or permission to release.
Epic stuff, I'm sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
I know there was at least one Paul McCartney song he was denied permission to do because it would have mentioned meat and McCartney is a vegan.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 15, 2025 10:47 PM (k7hZK)
Chicken Pot Pie. I'll try to find it...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 10:56 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 15, 2025 10:57 PM (ZmEVT)
One does not. Weird Al requests permission as a courtesy to the original artist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2025 10:57 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2025 10:57 PM (mH6SG)
Huh. Odd. My comment box turned gold there for a second.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Do you use Brave? It's happened to mine too.
Posted by: Braenyard
It's happened here and I'm using Chrome.
*************
I use Brave, yet only have black and white. It's like living in the 1950s....
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 15, 2025 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:59 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:54 PM (b9poi)
It is not needed. Weird Al always asked permission as a courtesy.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 10:59 PM (bA75n)
Chicken Pot Pie. I'll try to find it...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 10:56 PM (bA75n)
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Live and let die?
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM (KjLnc)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjnb5t7
Band is fun to watch. Set volume to "HORDE"
*pours medicinal bourbon, sips*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM (bVN1m)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 10:59 PM (41CYW)
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Was it that rocket fuel? Have you farted?
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:01 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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I saw on some TV thingy that the Little, Royal, Purple guy is the only one that said no.
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:01 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 15, 2025 11:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2025 11:02 PM (bVN1m)
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 11:02 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2025 11:02 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Cautious Cal at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (G5+As)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM (Xo+UM)
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Jim! Makes my day seeing you here. Warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (41CYW)
It's a piece of junk. The fuel system leaks all over the place. It's a piece of junk!
Posted by: Moriarty
ENOUGH of the negative vibes Moriarty!
Posted by: SGT Oddball at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I believe when on tour, he demands all staff and roadies also eat vegan.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2025 11:04 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM
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Great link Jim. Just listened. Really good.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 11:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
I thought it's pronouns were: asshat psychopathic bitch...
I'm sorry, Oregon folks are batshit crazy
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr
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Probably not very healthy either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2025 10:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
That was fun and good. God bless you, good sir!
*raises bourbon in salute*
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 11:04 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 10:41 PM (w6EFb)
Like some sort of space starfish, right? I saw Suicide Squad!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 11:05 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2025 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:05 PM (41CYW)
Waxing nostalgic tonight. Watching womens college gymnastics. So fun to see these girls enjoying their sport. They are beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:06 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM
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Great link Jim. Just listened. Really good.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 11:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
They do a pretty good Chicago too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Of course Miklos beat me to it. I had a brain phart on Odball's name and rank.
CAPT Steuben weeps.
Gopher wanks off in the closet.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2025 11:07 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: scampydog
*pours medicinal bourbon, sips*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Issue is perhaps diagnosed
Posted by: Prof. Dr Chikoinanda Wnankpa, with CDC approved Remedies for all Instances at March 15, 2025 11:07 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2025 11:07 PM (bVN1m)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjnb5t7
Band is fun to watch. Set volume to "HORDE"
*pours medicinal bourbon, sips*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2025 11:00 PM (Xo+UM)
Jim, you probably know this, but the guy who sang on Vehicle co-founded the group Survivor and cowrote Eye of the Tiger...
(pours bourbon, tips glass toward screen)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 11:07 PM (bA75n)
Hope you're doing okay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
That’s not even how fucking pronouns work.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 15, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2025 11:09 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:06 PM (mT+6a)
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What kind of wax do you use on your nostalgic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You don't even know the half
Posted by: Peg Bundy at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (6K6Eu)
None of your beeswax.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 11:11 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 11:11 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:06 PM (mT+6a)
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What kind of wax do you use on your nostalgic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (6K6Eu)
Zoggs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
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Maybe it really is turtles all the way down...
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 11:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:06 PM (mT+6a)
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What kind of wax do you use on your nostalgic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (6K6Eu)
Sex wax.
Posted by: Larry Nassar at March 15, 2025 11:12 PM (oGYpL)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
I saw the Fucking Pronouns open for the Inappropriate Apostrophe's at Tipitina's in '97
Posted by: Miklo's at March 15, 2025 11:12 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (t0Rmr)
Dragon docking at NASA+:
https://tinyurl.com/2bn5coa7
Dragon uses what they dub a "R-bar" proximity closing maneuver. The Dragon comes in from "below", in between the station and earth) the station and then slowly "climbs" up, making itty bitty thrusting pulses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 10:54 PM (b9poi)
He does it out of politeness, I think
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (KjLnc)
Feels like an ice pick...make that two.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
One thing I don't like in sports across the board is that top level athletes are looking less and and less like normal people.
Gymnasts are elves, football players are ogres, basketball players are giants and so on...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (mlg/3)
One thing I don't like in sports across the board is that top level athletes are looking less and and less like normal people.
Gymnasts are elves, football players are ogres, basketball players are giants and so on...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
And dwarfs are...well, dwarfs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2f6tz9rn
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 11:11 PM
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Good find. Now the real question is how hard would it be to get one in time for Corsicana?
Per Grok:
An operable FV101 Scorpion typically ranges from $30,000 to $60,000, depending on condition, provenance, and extras. At the lower end—say, $30,000 to $40,000—you might get one that’s drivable but needs work, like engine tuning or track repairs. A well-maintained, fully restored Scorpion with a good history (e.g., ex-British Army, Gulf War vet) can creep up to $50,000 or $60,000.
Posted by: TRex at March 15, 2025 11:15 PM (IQ6Gq)
Funny, when it was J6ers actually being tortured the line was "if you can't do the time don't do the crime"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Have you ever tried bowling with a full-sized person? You'll wrench your back!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
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Then there's baseball players...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I believe when on tour, he demands all staff and roadies also eat vegan.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 11:03 PM (cYBz/)
I went to one of his shows a PETCO. VIP tickets included a buffet-style dinner. Pretty sures he's vegetarian as opposed to vegan, but I don't care enough to look up the difference. Anyway, the stuff wasn't inedible, some kind of dumpling thing was pretty good. Probably had a years worth of normal soy intake from that one meal...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (bA75n)
-48 minutes until Elon & his DOGE dorks storm the ISS and fire all the astronauts
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2025 11:17 PM (IFfW0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Have you ever tried bowling with a full-sized person? You'll wrench your back!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (hY4dx)
Well, there was that anorexic vegan from Switzerland?, but she'd probably not knock over any pins.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - Beware of shit throwers at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: publius
The Paolo, how you say, is very familiar with this.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (1biuY)
Hmmm...that's a good question. They would do well at baseball with the short strike zone and still being as strong as a normal person but in the real world baseball players aren't getting shorter...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
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Then there's baseball players...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (6K6Eu)
Leftists are trolls.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
*scribbling notes*
Posted by: H.G. Wells at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
You dirty man!
Miss you! MAE and I need to get our shit together and figure out our MoMe date for Yakima. Hope you can make it!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:20 PM (t0Rmr)
Hmmm...that's a good question. They would do well at baseball with the short strike zone and still being as strong as a normal person but in the real world baseball players aren't getting shorter...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM
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You rang?
Posted by: Eddie Gaedel at March 15, 2025 11:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:18 PM (mT+6a)
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Looking forward to it!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2025 11:20 PM (6K6Eu)
Everybody have fun tonight. Optional if you wanna Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2025 11:21 PM (FJM8u)
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$200 a day and bring it back full.
Posted by: Alamo Tank Rental at March 15, 2025 11:22 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:22 PM (1biuY)
Oh I wouldn't say that all of them are normal looking...
Posted by: 18-1 watching Paige Spiranc at March 15, 2025 11:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2025 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:23 PM (1biuY)
Why would you say that
Posted by: All of the residents of Outworld lKung Fu fighting each other at March 15, 2025 11:24 PM (t0Rmr)
You'll never guess who is defending hollywood celery "blake lively."
The World's Oldest Teenager, as Ace calls her, taylor lorenz.
Naturally.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2025 11:25 PM (IFfW0)
Posted by: 18-1 watching Paige Spiranc
Quit staring at my niblick!
Posted by: Paige Spiranac at March 15, 2025 11:25 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 11:26 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: Common Tater
Dis is not a shawade
Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie as recalled by Miklos at March 15, 2025 11:26 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Paige Spiranac at March 15, 2025 11:25 PM (I8g
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I'm more interested in your brassie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2025 11:26 PM (6K6Eu)
226 What kind of wax do you use on your nostalgic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Reminds me of some cream that one of the Royals used on his dick whilst deployed.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:27 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 11:28 PM (cYBz/)
Uh
[cackles] uh...
Is that like uh...your...uh...like when you have like a uh small thing in like your downstairs instead of uh like a big thing?
Posted by: Kamala Harris 3 sheets to the wins at March 15, 2025 11:28 PM (t0Rmr)
Funny, when it was J6ers actually being tortured the line was "if you can't do the time don't do the crime"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:16 PM (t0Rmr)
Once you realize it's always (D)ifferent, everything then makes sense. And now we find out that our own government, through USAID into NGOs, has been paying for this shit. I can't wait until DOGE finds proof of the payment/disbursement of funds to Ray Epps for all his hard 'patriotic' work.
And just who the fuck were the 'Patriot Front', A.G. Bondi? That should be an easy one to divulge. No 'Epstein files' melodrama required.
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 11:30 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Doof
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Doof! Enjoy your glorious return to your college bar of questionable...well...most things in the college years.
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:30 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Common Tater
Norwegians do, too.
...
Posted by: mikeski
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They don't loose their accent they enunciate more clearly appearing to loose the accent?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 11:30 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Just Sayin... at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (5pVIa)
@nypost
·
3h
Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US after Trump invokes Alien Enemies Act https://trib.al/9REp7pr
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (AOsQT)
https://mol.im/a/14469023
Well a 9 year old isn't a baby and in a bygone age would have adequately performed baby-sitting duties.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: ScaryMary
Always had a soft spot in my heart for "There's a River".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 11:32 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Don Black
The judge is President....AND an Air Traffic Controller!
Posted by: iklos hopes Trump goes full PATCO on these fucks at March 15, 2025 11:33 PM (I8gAO)
https://t.ly/BPq_-
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That’s not even how fucking pronouns work.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Fucking pronouns are more like "there," "mmm," and "yes."
"Turtle" might work as a safeword?
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 11:33 PM (DgGvY)
Dragon docking at NASA+:
https://tinyurl.com/2bn5coa7
Dragon uses what they dub a "R-bar" proximity closing maneuver. The Dragon comes in from "below", in between the station and earth) the station and then slowly "climbs" up, making itty bitty thrusting pulses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
R-bar is shorthand for Radius Vector.
The other standard docking approach in Earth orbit is the V-bar approach. This situates the two vehicles in the same orbital path. Normally the docking vehicle approaches from 'in front' of the target vehicle, along it's positive velocity vector. That way it can let the passive target vehicle sort-of 'catch-up' to it rather than using more fuel by 'chasing' the target vehicle.
Rendezvous and docking Orbital mechanics is not intuitive. Until you've had lots of study and if an astronaut, also lots of training.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 11:33 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 15, 2025 11:33 PM (ZmEVT)
Had there been a 9 year old on duty, that would be a valid point. The kids, however, were a one year old and a 9 DAY old.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2025 11:34 PM (lUFok)
Treat this like the war it is. And just like any other traitors caught in the act any government official, judge or otherwise, assisting the invasion gets a prison cell.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:35 PM (t0Rmr)
@nypost
·
3h
Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US after Trump invokes Alien Enemies Act https://trib.al/9REp7pr
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (AOsQT)
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We read these but very seldom do I see the Executive's response. So what happened?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:35 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
That's what Darleen says about me
Posted by: Miklos does what a man can, considering that it's Darleen at March 15, 2025 11:35 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2025 11:36 PM (6K6Eu)
Indictments? Warrants? Arrests?
One of Alex Jones reporters has been murdered, another one swatted and another prominent X'er swatted. What?
Noem discovered the two snitchers that foiled the ICE raids on Tren de Aqua. What?
What else?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 11:36 PM (KV6ve)
“Any plane containing these folks that is going to take off or is in the air needs to be returned to the United States however that is accomplished,” Boasberg reportedly wrote.
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 11:36 PM (AOsQT)
Had there been a 9 year old on duty, that would be a valid point. The kids, however, were a one year old and a 9 DAY old.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2025 11:34 PM (lUFok)
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My error, I did read that 9-day as 9-year.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:38 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:38 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2025 11:39 PM (t0Rmr)
The other one is Z-bar, you're coming in from the "side", normal to the target's orbital plane (the chaser is in a very slightly different orbital inclination, and then comes in normal to the target's orbital plane).
Buzz Aldrin's doctoral thesis was about rendezvous and docking. His goal was to translate the complicated orbital mechanics into relatively simple (although counter-intuitive) flight plan procedures. They called him "Dr. Rendezvous", somewhat sarcastically after this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 11:39 PM (w6EFb)
“Any plane containing these folks that is going to take off or is in the air needs to be returned to the United States however that is accomplished,” Boasberg reportedly wrote.
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black
Oh, blow it out your ass, judge.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:40 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2025 11:32 PM (cYBz/)
"I Can't Find My Way Back Home" just tears me up. I've known too many messed up people.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 11:41 PM (i/l90)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:41 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Buzz Aldrin also punched out the people who called him that.
Posted by: Miklos would not cross Buzz at March 15, 2025 11:42 PM (I8gAO)
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black
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Did the judge specify whether there needed to be passengers on the return flight?
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:42 PM (41CYW)
@nypost
·
3h
Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US after Trump invokes Alien Enemies Act https://trib.al/9REp7pr
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (AOsQT)
And, like clockwork, the administration will comply.
Posted by: H.G. Wells at March 15, 2025 11:43 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
That's what Darleen says about me
Posted by: Miklos does what a man can, considering that it's Darleen at March 15, 2025 11:35 PM (I8gAO)
The target misalignment and velocity for the US docking systems on the ISS and crew and supply vehicles are 3 inches radial and 0.1 ft/sec (one-tenth foot per second). Readers will need to make their own comparisons between those values and those of other dynamic interface systems.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Don Black
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Who is he ordering and why do his orders carry more weight than the President's?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: scampydog
The judge should be a passenger
Posted by: Miklos , Aero Pinochet Customer Experience Associate at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Don Black
If they don't have enough fuel to make the return trip, oh well. Throw the gangsters off to save weight, and then have the pilot make an emergency landing somewhere. The airstrip on Epstein Island probably doesn't have much booked, lately.
If they do have enough fuel to make it back, the judge's daughters can house the gangsters.
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:46 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Gref
Darleen does have a "dynamic interface system" indeed she does
Posted by: Miklos, about wore out at March 15, 2025 11:46 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:47 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2025 11:47 PM (D7oie)
Hospitals in NJ State force parents to choose pronouns and sexual orientation for NEWBORN babies
https://mol.im/a/14502363
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:48 PM (KjLnc)
“Any plane containing these folks that is going to take off or is in the air needs to be returned to the United States however that is accomplished,” Boasberg reportedly wrote.
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black
Did the flight leave from this DC judge's jurisdiction? No? Then fuch him. District judges are the low person on the totem pole. Quit making new law!
I am so sick of these Hawaiian judges be self-important heroes in their own mind, acting as political tools instead of neutral jurists.
I'm guessing that President Trump's people are waiting for the strongest case to use to blow up these power-hungry jackoffs in court. It will be glorious to swim in the massive pools of liberal tears when he wins.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 11:48 PM (y5Bkh)
Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US after Trump invokes Alien Enemies Act https://trib.al/9REp7pr
Posted by: Don Black
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That's easy, you just wait for a big space in the oncoming planes, then make a U-turn in the air, and then merge into traffic and go home. They do it in The Jetsons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 15, 2025 11:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Don Black
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Who is he ordering and why do his orders carry more weight than the President's?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:44 PM (KjLnc)
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So...judges now run the FAA, Air Traffic Controllers, and pilots.
Sorry judge, you do not have authority over the pilot in command of an aircraft in flight.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2025 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2025 11:30 PM (41CYW)
I got to hang out with a couple of my long time work friends and also my cousin who came up from Ocean City for the concert. And I may or may not be hammered. Pretty damn good night overall.
Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2025 11:49 PM (FJM8u)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2025 11:49 PM (y5Bkh)
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black
Who the hell has standing to ask for an injunction stopping deportation actions under this law?
OK, I denounce myself for trying to be logical regarding the acts of Leftist Federal Judges.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2025 11:50 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:51 PM (fwDg9)
I remember showing my Dad the video clip. He was about the same age as Buzz. Not an internet user. But he thought that was pretty cool.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:52 PM (1biuY)
We are living in the best of times.
I am 69 years old and truly, aside from the 60s when I lived a sheltered life and my schools were great, and my teachers were good. These are the best of times.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 15, 2025 11:52 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Miklos, yielding to gravity at March 15, 2025 11:52 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:53 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:51 PM (fwDg9)
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Is this the last race of the season?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:54 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:54 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 15, 2025 11:26 PM (i/l90)
I wanna pass an evening or two at this pub. The House Band is exceptional.
https://tinyurl.com/2krckenx
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2025 11:54 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:51 PM (fwDg9)
So...do they race counterclockwise down under?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2025 11:54 PM (W/lyH)
Quit staring at my niblick!
Posted by: Paige Spiranac
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I'm more interested in your brassie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
There is iron in these words.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2025 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
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Into the Sun?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2025 11:55 PM (1biuY)
Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk-a to me
Lovey dovey lovey one
Come sit down on my knee
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 11:55 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 15, 2025 11:55 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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You make a nice couple.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 11:56 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:57 PM (KjLnc)
Interesting they just called out "exercise constraint". That means the crew on the ISS needs to stay put and not be moving around. The idea is such mass shifts could cause little wobbles and attitude changes that could mess up the docking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2025 11:58 PM (w6EFb)
Von Braun hangs his head.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2025 11:58 PM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Skip i at March 15, 2025 11:59 PM (fwDg9)
I have seen it; watched again and it is good. This man has been a thing since he was 15. Amazing.
https://tinyurl.com/3xy6hk8x
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 16, 2025 12:00 AM (i/l90)
Damn, Musk.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:01 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 12:01 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2025 12:03 AM (1biuY)
The computers are doing most of the driving.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:04 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:04 AM (KV6ve)
A Weird Al... well, Normal Al pic and no mystery click???
A swing and a miss!
Posted by: Mr. Right at March 16, 2025 12:05 AM (qbYk4)
May the Lord bless you and keep you in the comfort of His hand.
Nice to see you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
Strongly seconded.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2025 12:05 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: PabloD at March 16, 2025 12:05 AM (bYWVt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:04 AM (KV6ve)
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And curb scrapers
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2025 12:05 AM (hY4dx)
Docking is complete.
Dragon has inserted its rocket-penis into the ISS, and they are one. Docking is complete.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:06 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:07 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 16, 2025 12:07 AM (i/l90)
This is just soft docking. They've got to wait to get hard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:08 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:08 AM (63Dwl)
Reminder: the fag cuck cocksucker ISS lead "astronaut" or "commander" called Elon a "liar" several weeks ago, to which Elon responded by him a liar. This, of course, was done on Twitter via tweets.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:10 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: publius
* Johnny Carson golf swing *
Posted by: .....goes here at March 16, 2025 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
Dragon has inserted its rocket-penis into the ISS, and they are one. Docking is complete.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:06 AM (IFfW0)
So...the station with two backs.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2025 12:11 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:14 AM (wCr+o)
Does anyone here believe we'd spend all our spaceship technology & resources on outer-space "mining" like in the movies?
WTF Are They "Mining?"
Every movie, they be "mining." Mining what? Go look for aliens, and shit. Seek out new life, go where no man has gone before. Nanoo, nanoo, all all that jazz.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:16 AM (IFfW0)
Dragon is fully hard now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
btw, I personally believe, nay, I know, there is no "life" elsewhere in the Universe, and humans will NEVER land on Mars, let alone leave this solar system
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:18 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 12:18 AM (fwDg9)
Andreas Mogensen. Danish. ESA Euroweenie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:19 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 16, 2025 12:20 AM (i/l90)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 12:20 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2025 12:21 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:21 AM (wCr+o)
I do not believe in aliens. Not one bit. There is no life on other planets. THIS is it. It's just us. We are, indeed, alone in the Universe.
People have been brainwashed by TV & movies into believing outer-space hooey and nonsense.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:21 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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And the three boob thing.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 12:22 AM (41CYW)
We can't even "cure" baldness. We ain't visiting other planets.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:23 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:24 AM (wCr+o)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 16, 2025 12:24 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:23 AM (IFfW0)
There are numerous successful treatments for baldness.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:24 AM (l3YAf)
Close your eyes and thank God. These really are the best of times.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2025 12:24 AM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (ZmEVT)
ISS looks like shit
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (wCr+o)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 12:27 AM (fwDg9)
Rendezvous and docking Orbital mechanics is not intuitive. Until you've had lots of study and if an astronaut, also lots of training.
Posted by: Gref
How much lube do you need to get three fingers in? Cause then it's a home run...
Posted by: Just Sayin... at March 16, 2025 12:28 AM (kV++U)
Yeah, Skip, the Universe is so vast its size is beyond human comprehension.
But it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:29 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (wCr+o)
We’re most likely to find single-celled organisms. I don’t think we’ll find anything anytime soon; the odds are against it.
Statistically, though, it seems very unlikely we’re the only life to have evolved in the vast, vast universe.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:29 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: ChrisP at March 16, 2025 12:30 AM (WbGL/)
WTF Are They "Mining?"
Every movie, they be "mining." Mining what?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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The stuff that makes their ships go so they can fly around mining.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 12:30 AM (lCaJd)
ISS looks like shit
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:26 AM (KV6ve)
Dragon looks like a floor model in an Apple store, ISS looks liked an overclocked Heathkit
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2025 12:30 AM (D7oie)
Anyone watch the sci-fi movie Life? From 2017-ish, I think, with Jake Glynnlalal.
It's not terrible.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:31 AM (IFfW0)
The Milky Way Galaxy, our home, is so freaking huge it's beyond comprehension. And the Milky Way is but a fly speck on a fly speck.....ad infinitum in the observable universe.
Interestingly, there about Avogadro's number of stars in the observable universe. The Milky Way has about 400 billion stars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:32 AM (wCr+o)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 12:33 AM (Wtjgq)
What is remarkable, is that people who don't really know each other could so easily feel as though we have known each other, and socialized, for years. I suspect that the MOME's are the same experience writ large.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2025 12:34 AM (XeU6L)
We receive the signal and backtracking its provenance, there's nothing there because Plant 8 has moved in the interim.
Do I have the scenario correct?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:34 AM (KjLnc)
Like Megthered says: Luck.
The chances of the Earth becoming a suitable planet for humans to thrive is, what? Infinitesimally low?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:34 AM (IFfW0)
Planet
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Haven't heard, nor thought about Avogadro's number in decades. 10 to the 23rd (I think) and a number with a lot of decimal places before it.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:23 AM (IFfW0)
Neither could Star Trek: TNG, and look where they went.
Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (gKDq2)
Same thing as believing humans can affect the climate.
We really aren’t all that important.
God made us. And He loves us. But we aren’t all there is.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2025 12:36 AM (8o8AK)
For mining to be profitable, the spaceships need to be able to massive cargo, no?
We're going to build massive spaceships with tremendous hauling capacity to...mine??
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:36 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Peter Bootygig at March 16, 2025 12:36 AM (kV++U)
That's most likely the camera. If the thing were shaking that much it would be an emergency.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:37 AM (w6EFb)
We think if we find aliens they'll be like ET. I am sure they would look like the alien from Aliens.
Posted by: Megthered
Chihuahua with a festive hat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:37 AM (63Dwl)
Do I have the scenario correct?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:34 AM (KjLnc)
The light from their star would arrive at the same time as their radio signal, so we’d know where it came from.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:37 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2025 12:38 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:39 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:40 AM (wCr+o)
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 12:35 AM (41CYW)
6.02 x 10^23
Mole day, my dude! Oct 23rd, 6:02am.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:41 AM (l3YAf)
We think if we find aliens they'll be like ET. I am sure they would look like the alien from Aliens.
Posted by: Megthered
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I think they'll be like jellyfish.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 12:41 AM (lCaJd)
Does anyone here believe we'd spend all our spaceship technology & resources on outer-space "mining" like in the movies?
WTF Are They "Mining?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:16 AM (IFfW0)
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Beryllium spheres? Dilithium crystals? Gold. Not diamonds as we have plenty of those.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:42 AM (KjLnc)
Look, alls I know is we have "astronauts" in relatively-low orbit right now who are literally shitting their pants.
Our "astronauts" are wearing diapers, floating around in a tiny capsule.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:42 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: publius
And Abraham will have as many descendants are there are stars.
10^23 humans. There have been billions so far, but not trillions. Certainly not trillions descended from Abraham.
We've got a lot of time to go looking for E.T.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2025 12:43 AM (DgGvY)
“Any plane containing these folks that is going to take off or is in the air needs to be returned to the United States however that is accomplished,” Boasberg reportedly wrote.
“Make sure it’s complied with immediately.”
Posted by: Don Black
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Shouldn't Boasberg be in prison already?
What an asshat. How did he do this ? Tweet @POTUS?
Random guy on street?
His Uber driver?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2025 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:43 AM (IFfW0)
It's not terrible.
The astronauts act more realistically then in say an Aliens movie, even the guy most responsible for everything that happens had a reason.
But
The biology of the alien is stupid just like in Aliens.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2025 12:43 AM (t0Rmr)
258 249 Like clockwork:
@nypost
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3h
Fed judge orders deportation flights carrying alleged Venezuelan gangbangers to return to US after Trump invokes Alien Enemies Act https://trib.al/9REp7pr
Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2025 11:31 PM (AOsQT)
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We read these but very seldom do I see the Executive's response. So what happened?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted remarks welcome at March 15, 2025 11:35 PM
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President Donald J. Trump:
Your shit's all retarded and you talk like a fag. The planes are not turning back.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2025 12:43 AM (HLgI3)
Posted by: Washington Redskins of the 80s at March 16, 2025 12:44 AM (gcUgZ)
Haven't heard, nor thought about Avogadro's number in decades. 10 to the 23rd (I think) and a number with a lot of decimal places before it.
Posted by: scampydog
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6.xxx
Can't remember
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2025 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
I think the mining would look differently.
Take an asteroid, hit it with something so it spins, use a solar powered laser to melt it to the correct temperature to get whatever resource is in the laser and collect the spin off.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2025 12:45 AM (t0Rmr)
Do I have the scenario correct?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:34 AM (KjLnc)
The light from their star would arrive at the same time as their radio signal, so we’d know where it came from.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:37 AM (l3YAf)
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Okay I forgot to add the signal would be a short duration but powerful pulse.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:45 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 12:46 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2025 12:46 AM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Shit Carl Sagan Said at March 16, 2025 12:46 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2025 12:47 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 12:47 AM (Wtjgq)
There about 9000 naked eye stars (magnitude 6.5 or something like that defined) in the whole sky. About half of that visible in a hemisphere at any given time, roughly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 12:47 AM (w6EFb)
Can humans travel faster than the speed of light?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:48 AM (IFfW0)
Correct Answers: Horse, Carriage, Train
Incorrect Answers: Bicycle, Donkey
One answer remaining
What are you taking for your last and final answer to win the game?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2025 12:48 AM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: raimondo at March 16, 2025 12:48 AM (iR6Li)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:48 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: RickZ
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When my brain goes down the 'life out there' rabbit hole it always ends up in the creepy/crawly insect nastiness category. *shudders* I don't like bugs.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 12:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Megthered at March 16, 2025 12:49 AM (wCr+o)
I think they'll be like jellyfish.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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With tentacles like a Portuguese man o' war.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:49 AM (KV6ve)
Me too. A 19 y/o Fillipina would do nicely...
Posted by: Peter Bootygig at March 16, 2025 12:49 AM (kV++U)
Posted by: 18-1
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Mary Todd?
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 12:51 AM (41CYW)
I'm always amazed at the difference in the night sky depending on where you are.
City: Look a handful of stars
'Burbs: Oh hey I can see constellations...maybe
Middle of Nowhere: [as you hear Hallelujah] I'm staring at the face of God.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2025 12:51 AM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2025 12:47 AM (gKDq2)
My understanding of biology is a bit flimsy, but IIRC insects don’t “scale up” well.
Posted by: Shit Carl Sagan Said at March 16, 2025 12:52 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:54 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: 18-1
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Plow?
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 12:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 12:56 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:56 AM (63Dwl)
My understanding of biology is a bit flimsy, but IIRC insects don’t “scale up” well.
Posted by: Shit Carl Sagan Said
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Click my nic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 12:57 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 12:57 AM (Wtjgq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:58 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:56 AM (63Dwl)
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In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 12:58 AM (KjLnc)
WTF??
I'm 7 minutes into this movie Screamers and already it's dumb: These people are on a planet with creatures who scream but no one puts in ear plugs when they show up??
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 12:58 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 12:57 AM (lCaJd)
Lol. At least it wasn’t an Ackbar link.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 12:58 AM (l3YAf)
Missed a spot
Posted by: The Barrel at March 16, 2025 12:59 AM (y7zkd)
WTF??
I'm 7 minutes into this movie Screamers and already it's dumb: These people are on a planet with creatures who scream but no one puts in ear plugs when they show up??
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I'm shocked that a movie called SCREAMERS is dumb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:00 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 01:00 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius
Genesis 15
5 He took him outside and said: Look up at the sky and count the stars, if you can. Just so, he added, will your descendants be.
[...]
12 As the sun was about to set [...]
It was daytime when God told Abraham to count the stars. So visibility to the naked eye doesn't seem to be an issue.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2025 01:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2025 12:56 AM (63Dwl)
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In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Posted by: Ciampino
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There was a Blue Morning, Blue Day.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 01:01 AM (41CYW)
I'm shocked that a movie called SCREAMERS is dumb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:00 AM (lCaJd)
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I thought that was a pr0n movie.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 01:01 AM (KjLnc)
Look, alls I know is we have "astronauts" in relatively-low orbit right now who are literally shitting their pants.
Our "astronauts" are wearing diapers, floating around in a tiny capsule.
I'd be happy to plug them up!
Posted by: Peter Bootygig at March 16, 2025 01:01 AM (kV++U)
Posted by: Shit Carl Sagan Said at March 16, 2025 12:52 AM (l3YAf)
I don't know. At one point, we had huge reptilians on this planet. Still have a few diminutive holdovers (in comparison), like the crocodile and the komodo dragon.
Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2025 01:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 01:04 AM (rdVOm)
Haven't seen Don Pettit yet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Fats Domino at March 16, 2025 01:05 AM (XeU6L)
I don't know. At one point, we had huge reptilians on this planet. Still have a few diminutive holdovers (in comparison), like the crocodile and the komodo dragon.
Posted by: RickZ
You believe in Dinosaurs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:06 AM (IFfW0)
I am off to bed, Horde, very tired tonight, plus I don't want to be the last person at the club who gets stuck paying the tab.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 16, 2025 01:07 AM (0nHVk)
By the way wet grass burns in 35% oxygen and that may have happened when we got hit by that comet/meteor that did in the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 01:08 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:09 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:09 AM (IFfW0)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 01:10 AM (fwDg9)
--Foghat!
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 01:04 AM (rdVOm)
For me, Foghat's 'Energized' album is primo stuff. 'Honey Hush' is a particular favorite.
I will say, I hate 'Slow Ride'. Have ever since I first heard it. To me, the band was going for the money, and good for them, bad for me (very much like REO Speedwagon). I'm thankful I saw Foghat (open for Mountain) years before 'Slow Ride'.
Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2025 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
We're going to build massive spaceships with tremendous hauling capacity to...mine??
Posted by: Soothsayer
The 'first to source' gets to dictate the price of commodities. THat is unless ever 4th Sci-fi book comes true in which other corporations pirate the resources.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2025 01:11 AM (mlg/3)
Anyhoo... I missed the hobby thread again. I wish I hadn't. My sister in law is a quilter and she is terrific at it. I've made a few baby quilts but I am currently working on my first large one. I'm using vintage linen calendars for "blocks". Hubbymayhem and I have spent hours of the last two days getting those squared up and cut to size. It's going on a queen size bed so it's a major project. Fingers crossed that I don't fuck it up.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:11 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:13 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:13 AM (IFfW0)
Some jokester wearing an alien head getup.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2025 01:13 AM (IDphi)
When we had giant insects the atmospheric oxygen may have been as high as 35%.
Posted by: Ciampino
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!!!!
I guess toxic for us is different from toxic for them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:13 AM (lCaJd)
What's really off-putting is you know her armpit hair under her shirt is also standing on end, dancing around weightless.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:14 AM (IFfW0)
I'm up late. One of the smoke detectors is chirping once per minute and I don't know how to make it stop.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
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Well, one thing you DON'T want to do is get on a chair and start jabbing at the thing with a screwdriver. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:15 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:11 AM (4XwPj)
That sounds cool! Maybe KT will cover quilting again in the future. You should share photos with the Horde when you’re done.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 01:16 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: RickZ
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Birds
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:16 AM (KV6ve)
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Very cool.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 01:17 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:11 AM (4XwPj)
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Sounds like a very cool quilting project.
Then there are the clothing projects that make jackets and coats out of vintage quilts. Where it all stops, nobody knows.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:17 AM (lCaJd)
ANd there he is. Don Pettit floats into the scene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2025 01:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2025 01:18 AM (IDphi)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:18 AM (IFfW0)
Reptiles, birds and mammals have lungs, a positive ventilation system. Insects have none.
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 01:19 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 01:08 AM (KjLnc)
There’s also the problem of “intelligent life”. What do you need to be intelligent? A big, juicy brain, which craves a steady supply of energy (glucose) and oxygen. How big of a brain can you support with diffusion? Probably not very big.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 01:20 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 01:20 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
According to the owners manual, one should kill power to the device before trying to change the battery. I have no idea which breaker that is. Then one must climb a step stool to unlatch the thingamadammit to open the cover and switch out the battery. Yeh.... No. At this point, I'm not sure we have extra batteries for the damned thing. Not a clue. I hate that.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:20 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2025 01:14 AM (IFfW0)
Well, at least you didn’t bring up her other unshaved mass of hair that’s probably standing on end. Lol.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 01:21 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 01:27 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Right. Hammers are much more effective.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:29 AM (KV6ve)
Is there supposed to be an accompanying humorous visual? Or that's the lesson? Ha, sometimes in life, the punchline never comes.
And as a long-time lurker, I think you do a fine job on the ONTs.
Posted by: mot
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Yup. mot, you are correct. There was a pic there there that was deleted. End product played out like Bender's joke from the Breakfast Club.
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 01:29 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:32 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Awesome idea!
But you know TPTB would f*ck it up somehow...like, require installation on the backside of the unit or some stupid sh*t like that.
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 01:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 16, 2025 01:34 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:38 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 01:42 AM (fwDg9)
Crap,now I've got that song in my head.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 01:43 AM (Wtjgq)
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2025 01:43 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:46 AM (KV6ve)
Disinterested FDA Director... Whole heartedly agree!
A modular home has these things in ever bedroom and they're hardwired. Electric stuff is NOT my forte. I can change a lightbulb or an outlet but these seem a bit more complicated.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:46 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Washington Redskins of the 80s at March 16, 2025 01:48 AM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2025 01:48 AM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 01:49 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 16, 2025 01:50 AM (4XwPj)
There was a pic there there that was deleted. End product played out like Bender's joke from the Breakfast Club.
Posted by: scampydog
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What? Deleted? Whyyyyy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2025 01:51 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Hubert J. Farnsworth at March 16, 2025 01:52 AM (l3YAf)
Goodnight all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2025 01:55 AM (KV6ve)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 01:59 AM (Wtjgq)
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I wonder if they'll get time & 1/2 overtime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 15, 2025 10:12 PM
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Nope, but if they are smart, they'll ask for mileage... ;-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at March 16, 2025 01:59 AM (0S8As)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2025 02:03 AM (gcUgZ)
Later
Posted by: Skip i at March 16, 2025 02:04 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at March 16, 2025 01:59 AM (0S8As)
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They'll get more if they ask for kilometric rate, right?
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 02:06 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2025 02:07 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Ciampino - perverted alien remarks welcome at March 16, 2025 02:16 AM (KjLnc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2025 02:19 AM (mT+6a)
We can see each other through the patio door, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 02:46 AM (rdVOm)
It’s deserted. So lovely. I see the ferries floating by and the flashing of the lighthouse and the channel markers. Slight breeze.
It’s beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2025 02:59 AM (JPrvC)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2025 03:11 AM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2025 10:35 PM (gKDq2) "
Like Ozzy trying to talk and Ozzy singing.
Posted by: somejoe at March 16, 2025 03:20 AM (RCAte)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 03:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2025 03:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2025 03:33 AM (gcUgZ)
Crap,now I've got that song in my head.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2025 01:43 AM (Wtjgq) "
I have always liked that song, so I don't mind when it pops into my head.
Posted by: somejoe at March 16, 2025 03:43 AM (RCAte)
May all effort from you result in maximal benefit, and maximal anguish for the resident leftwit fungi infesting us.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 16, 2025 03:57 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
Long time no see.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2025 04:00 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
The obvious distinction is whether or not it finds Inna Godda Divida a good song or not.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2025 04:03 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2025 04:04 AM (hoCmQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2025 04:06 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 16, 2025 04:07 AM (hKoQL)
So, it was a hot sunny summer day. The grass was long, too long.
I knew just what to do. I'd done it so many times. Get my ass (and all associated parts) on the riding lawn mower and correct the situation.
Well, needless to say, mowing was done that day I tell you for certain!
It was somewhat midway through that chore that a bearing (where is dochen when you need dochen) on the cutting deck started to fail.
So it started to develop a strange, rhythmic vibration/hum.
It just seemed to play this, over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9aaOaZnyg
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