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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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mannix2024 at proton.me
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petmorons at gee mail.com
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sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Saturday Night "Club ONT" March 1, 2025 [The 3 D's]
[Disco says: Does Ace know about Club ONT? He has keys but is likely to lock himself out if he tries to get in.]
Saturday Night Joke
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, ”I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink.” The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says, ”I’m sorry, sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!” Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man… ”I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!” The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!”
Bad day to be a beer pic.twitter.com/fJMoYAO3gr
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) February 20, 2025
[Doggo says: and the legend of Hoptimus Prime was born.]
Awkward family photos?
The Club is here for you
Drink of the Night - Painkiller
Painkiller Recipe:
Ingredients:Originated and perfected at the Soggy Dollar bar in the 1970's, this smooth, full flavored rum cocktail has become the essence of Caribbean imbibing. [Disco says: I originated in the 70s too. Not sure if I'm smooth and full flavored.]
2 oz dark rum
1 oz coconut milk or coconut cream (such as Coco Lopez)
1 oz pineapple juice
2 oz orange juice
Freshly grated nutmeg
Optional: Pineapple wedge or orange wheel for garnish Directions:
Fill a 12-ounce glass with ice
Combine rum, coconut milk/cream, pineapple and orange juice.
Pour over ice
Garnish with freshly grated Grenadian nutmeg
Speaking of killing pain, this seems like a bit much for a test of a potential marriage material. Man Suffers Intestine Necrosis After Fiancee Electrocutes His Belly for 3 Hours as Pre-Marital Pain Test
The woman wrote on Chinese social media platform REDnote that her mother and sister suggested that she make her fiance experience the "pain of childbirth" before getting married to ensure that he would be more considerate of his wife. At first, the man opposed the idea vehemently, but she insisted and he reluctantly agreed in the end. The grueling test took place in a maternity care facility run by the woman's sister. Using an electrical stimulation device designed specifically to simulate the pain of childbirth, the woman subjected her fiancee to increasingly stronger electrical shocks to the stomach for three hours. In her online confession, the woman wrote that she slowly increased intensity of the electrical current for the first 90 minutes, and then cranked up the power to maximum for another 90 minutes. The horrific experience convinced him to not only break off the engagement but also sue the woman he was going to marry for damages.[Dino says: they say dinosaurs have small brains? What kind of maternity care facility has electric shock equipment on hand?]
Club Musical Interlude
Digitally generated Club music.
Top 10 (or so) Club worthy comments
[RedMindBlueState]
Hello?? McFly! He'd be allowed in the Club
Tom Wilson played Biff in BACK TO THE FUTURE and was fed up of fans asking the same questions so wrote a very funny song about it. pic.twitter.com/zySvb6TG20
— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) February 19, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 01, 2025 10:07 PM (Ze08y)
March, get it?
🙄
Happy New Month.
https://youtu.be/wRSqwA_aq1g
Posted by: mindful webworker - protected screech at March 01, 2025 10:07 PM (+8KQX)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 01, 2025 10:08 PM (Ze08y)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 01, 2025 10:08 PM (0XVad)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 01, 2025 10:08 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - not first again at March 01, 2025 10:08 PM (+8KQX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2025 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2025 10:10 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Euro Txpayer at March 01, 2025 10:11 PM (W2EWw)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2025 10:11 PM (7g/Pa)
Posted by: mindful webworker - So I was told at March 01, 2025 10:11 PM (+8KQX)
youtu.be/gQCoLatBV4Y
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:12 PM (oFdE5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - knock knock knock at March 01, 2025 10:12 PM (+8KQX)
And haven't slept more than 5 hours at once all week, often that in all night.
So hopefully tonight, no reason to get up in morning except for pancakes and strawberries.
Have a great night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2025 10:13 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:14 PM (AOsQT)
It was when i was in Germany in the Army. I laughed. Prolly some kind of parody.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2025 10:14 PM (bDNzX)
So my left kidney has this enormous cyst on the outside, plus lots of little ones. The right has just little ones. Mr Big squashes my gut impeding contents and gas builds up - eventually a bit runny stuff usually followed by Tzar Bomba.
Since I've been here my tummy has gone down a bit. Wednesday going to use a very fine needle to aspirate the cyst, etc.
Thank you all for your unexpected words of comfort and the hot iron.
Posted by: Ciampino - humbled at March 01, 2025 10:14 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (0XVad)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:14 PM (AOsQT)
That's a rated comment.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (7g/Pa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (lhenN)
Today would have been my lovely late wife's birthday. She always said I robbed the cradle. She passed Mar 6 2021, a young 71.
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (g4sLG)
Had the cassette back in the cassette days. And yes I am 29.
To carry over the "best song by an artist" thing from downstairs, Eurasian Eyes is better than Sunglasses at Night. Better than Never Surrender, too.
https://youtu.be/n1QOxms_yvI
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at March 01, 2025 10:16 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (ORs/p)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 10:18 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 01, 2025 10:18 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:18 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 01, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 10:18 PM (JXTT6)
LOL! Life comes at you hard and fast. But I didn't have tissue necrosis on my pre-marital checklist. Thank Gaia.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Define "Norway", "refusing", "fuel" and "ships"
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 01, 2025 10:19 PM (z6Ybz)
HOSPITAL FOOD! Heh Heh.
Let's start with today's breakfast.
I think they had forgotten me.
(Better hide MisHum and CBD)
- I 'woke' up really early at 3AM and asked for coffee. Finished but new pot will be made at 5AM. (How can a hospital even function without coffee on tap, I ask you? These youngsters are definitely made of softer stuff.
- 5AM comes, no coffee. 7AM/shift change, NO COFFEE. (Now because of my gut problems, I have been calling them a lot, as I'm not allowed to wander from the bed alone - dizziness, balance, LAWYERS - so I can understand a certain annoyance)
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:19 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: Don Black
Thank goodness. Just yesterday I was complaining to MiladyJo that no one was ever combobulated.
Posted by: mindful webworker - particularly at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM (+8KQX)
I also liked him in the short-lived Freaks and Geeks show. He was really developing as a character, and then Fox pulled the plug.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM (bDNzX)
I had chosen French toast - I mean how can you mess up FT! Heh heh. It was sweet. Fortunately no maple syrup. I was supplied with a small container of "Sugar-free syrup". Imagine that! Will Food Science never cease? Fortunately I had a small stash of butter from previous meals. Barely melted on lukewarm FT.
- On the tray was the coffee I had selected with breakfast. It was colder than my tongue, no kidding. Italians drink the stuff while it's still boiling in the pot .....
I shudder at the thought of the next few days.
Much better day today.
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM (g4sLG)
Blind Canadian man has his own tooth surgically implanted in his eye to restore his sight
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM (AOsQT)
There's no fucking way everybody was Kung Fu fighting."
It was the seventies, man. Weird times. Sure, the hippie hangovers were still trying to spread peace and love, but violence was the law. And everybody was deputized to lay down the law.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (oFdE5)
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:15 PM (g4sLG)
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May her memory be a blessing.
For you sir a prayer for speedy and complete recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Can't ask for a better clarification than that.
Posted by: New nick time! Certified dangerous radical that puts ketchup on hotdogs plus, imma wannabe ratfink a at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (7g/Pa)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:21 PM (oFdE5)
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Obviously they weren't there because fvck yes everyone was kung fu fighting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
It appears to have technically been a private Norwegian company that refused to refuel one of our submarines: which was only low on its reserves. But I'd be very surprised if there hadn't been some communication with Oslo beforehand. This doesn't seem like the sort of decision a company would make without consulting its government. Could be wrong, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:23 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Don Black
Thank goodness. Just yesterday I was complaining to MiladyJo that no one was ever combobulated.
Posted by: mindful webworker - particularly at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM (+8KQX)
Have you ever been plussed? that one is confusing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2025 10:23 PM (bDNzX)
"Sure, if I get to Emperor Palpatine your colon for three hours until they go all gooey"
"... okay why not"
Posted by: the biggest simp in history at March 01, 2025 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (lHPJf)
I regret my actions
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:20 PM
Prayer works, IMHO. So glad to hear it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (mH6SG)
Good evening, all. You're acting mighty silly tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (wiltx)
Posted by: Don Black
Thank goodness. Just yesterday I was complaining to MiladyJo that no one was ever combobulated.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Have you ever been plussed? that one is confusing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
+1
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Ciampino - glad you're here. Enjoy your VIP table.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:25 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:25 PM (JkO4W)
Today would have been my lovely late wife's birthday. She always said I robbed the cradle. She passed Mar 6 2021, a young 71.
Posted by: Ciampino
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So sorry, Ciampino.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 01, 2025 10:26 PM (lCaJd)
I used to go by Indian Hills on my home from work motorcycle rides.
Tri State corners of Connecticut, Massachusetts and Rhode Island right near there, nice country, good riding roads.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 01, 2025 10:26 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (ORs/p)
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Big chess match in the sky.
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:26 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Where's Schrodinger when you need him?
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:27 PM (oFdE5)
Posted by: raimondo at March 01, 2025 10:27 PM (imU9s)
Its hopefully going to be a most productive year.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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Right back at ya, TRex. Thanks for the ONT fun.
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 10:27 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at March 01, 2025 10:28 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:28 PM (lHPJf)
I shudder at the thought of the next few days.
Much better day today.
Posted by: Ciampino
So your insurance company is getting their money's worth out of you. Nice. Have you tried to get some booze?
Glad to year you are feeling better.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 10:29 PM (tazkY)
@rehoov
Many years ago, I asked a very logical question to a young female terrorist I was interrogating in an Israeli prison. I first asked her if she believed in God. Of course, she replied. Did she believe that God had created everything that lived on earth? Of course.
In that case, I asked her, why would God ask you to kill the Jews, when he had created them? I expected a hesitation, a moment of confusion. Not at all.
Her answer was chilling: “God also created snakes and scorpions, all poisonous insects to test us. In the same way, he created the Jews to make sure that we would obey his word by eliminating them all, down to the last one.” ....
4:18 AM · Feb 26, 2025
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Not a religion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
But I did get a wristband.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:25 PM (JkO4W)
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Me too and everyone scans it an then gives me pills but they don't make me high!
Posted by: Ciampino - very very dusty at March 01, 2025 10:30 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: The Electoral College at March 01, 2025 10:31 PM (rjoMn)
Posted by: Don Black
Fake but accurate or disinformation that is true but isn't?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 01, 2025 10:31 PM (wiltx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:31 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2025 10:31 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Don Black
Where's Schrodinger when you need him?
Posted by: tankdemon
He said he was on his way, but I'm not sure when he'll get here.
Posted by: Heisenberg at March 01, 2025 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:33 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 10:27 PM
***
What's your tractor brand of choice? My people are John Deere loyalists. Someone from the local John Deere dealer even spoke at my Uncle's funeral.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
In the past year and a half, I spent a cumulative three weeks in the hospital in three visits, plus a couple of days accompanying MiladyJo for her hip improvements.
The "coffee" served in the morning from the cafeteria was thin, cold, completely undrinkable. The brew at the nurse's station — how could they think that stuff was coffee? However, down a flight in a waiting room there was a coffee machine which served surprisingly good brew.
It's not great that we were there so long we learned little tricks and ins and outs like that, but, survival skills.
Posted by: mindful webworker - brew to goo at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (+8KQX)
Posted by: Paul Anka at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Clarence Oveur at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (ORs/p)
Yikes honey! I'm diggin' on your breakfast....
My best to you guy! Sounds like you're doing better....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: The Electoral College at March 01, 2025 10:31 PM (rjoMn)
I'd say something but I'm dead.
Posted by: that monk from Lindisfarne at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
I told him i hate him now. Lucky bastard. Diogenes, if you're here, dude is COL Al Morris, former 155 battery commander, battalion commander, and regimental commamder. Sill, Lewis, Leavenworth, Germany. Not sure where else.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Clarence Oveur at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM
***
Well played.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
SO original! /s
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (NLIak)
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It never gets old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:35 PM (JkO4W)
"We have today been witnesses to the biggest shitshow ever presented 'live on tv' by the current American president and his vice president. Huge credit to the president of Ukraine restraining himself and for keeping calm even though USA put on a backstabbing tv show. It made us sick. Short and sweet. As a result, we have decided to immediate STOP as fuel provider to American forces in Norway and their ships calling Norwegian ports.
"No Fuel to Americans!
"We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example. SLAVA UKRAINA"
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:36 PM (lHPJf)
Tom Homan has deported his first Ukranian, lol.
Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2025 10:36 PM (55Qr6)
He's been on a kick of making oddball movies that don't quite go the way you think they would like Pig or The Prisoner of Ghostland but this one is very, very clearly a metaphor for cancel culture and how very bad it is.
He's made a political movie for maybe the first time out of his bazillion movies though he's done it in a way that even the normal supporters of cancel culture are not going to judge him for the movie or disagree with the point he's making its...fascinating.
To be clear its not his best movie (Pig) but its very good and rather timely.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 10:36 PM (t0Rmr)
Her answer was chilling: “God also created snakes and scorpions, all poisonous insects to test us. In the same way, he created the Jews to make sure that we would obey his word by eliminating them all, down to the last one.” ...."
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I'm thinking that particular female terrorist didn't walk out of that Israeli prison.
Posted by: Cosda at March 01, 2025 10:37 PM (vk1lD)
Posted by: Megthered at March 01, 2025 10:37 PM (oYePG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
When you're good with your own raping women of other religions but not raping their own, then yeah, not a religion. A death cult, as has been said many times. It really is. The Palis live to die. Blowing up Israelis along with themselves. Muzzies are irredeemable and certainly not compatible with the West with its bikinis and bacon sandwiches.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:38 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - living dangerously at March 01, 2025 10:38 PM (+8KQX)
Posted by: Megthered at March 01, 2025 10:37 PM
***
Awesome! Best wishes.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Megthered
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That's pretty cool!
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 10:39 PM (JXTT6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2025 10:39 PM (dxSpM)
Tom Homan has deported his first Ukranian, lol.
I saw a video on farcebook of some Ukrainian soldiers dragooning a random young man into their armed forces and I was amused because there were two strains of lefty thought on it, and as usual the two groups of leftists seem ok with their opposite arguments
1) Ukraine is at war and has implemented the draft, yeah it looks bad, but they need this young man to defend their country
2) The video is lying these are Russians dragooning a Russian man into their military to make him go murder people
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 10:39 PM (t0Rmr)
*dons Members Only jacket*
*gives the hot chick THAT LOOK while semi-dancing to Flock of Seagulls*
Posted by: Miklos got this shit DOWN at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (RAvq7)
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She seems nice. Quick, let's import her!
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Megthered at March 01
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I think they're going to try to catch the booster AND the pointy top half
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (JkO4W)
Just asking questions.
youtu.be/v4-GcS1UQyg
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (wiltx)
*gives the hot chick THAT LOOK while semi-dancing to Flock of Seagulls*
Posted by: Miklos
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This is the way.
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Deere is overpriced. Our Massey is basically an Iseki tractor made in Japan. It's been excellent and was I believe 5K less if I remember correctly than a Deere new.
Anything under 100 HP is made overseas anyway.
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2025 10:41 PM (ORs/p)
Posted by: Paul Anka at March 01, 2025 10:41 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Dr. T
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Glad to see one country in Europe that can afford to go it without Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 10:41 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)
2) The video is lying these are Russians dragooning a Russian man into their military to make him go murder people
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 10:39 PM (t0Rmr)
Follow both those trains of thought, and you might end up deciding there's not really much difference between Russia and Ukraine.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Solid Citizen at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (G5+As)
I remember after 9/11 when the US went to war, I expected that Shrub would tap our NATO allies to fight with us in 'Stan but it because clear very quickly that outside of Britain none of our "allies" would fight with us and more so they were going to try and arrest American soldiers for fighting.
We've let this NATO joke go for more than 20 years to long
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: 18-1
What a coinky dink. MiladyJo and I just tonight watched "Next," staring Nick Cake.
Posted by: mindful webworker - chocolate-cocoanut at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (+8KQX)
I hate that I never get a good table anymore....
Rat used to reserve me a table...the guy just doesn't show up so much...sigh...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (JkO4W)
When Miss Lindsay and One-Eye Dan are backing the President, you know you've lost the argument with him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2025 10:43 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Miklos took discount flights to and from there at March 01, 2025 10:43 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: long night...lifted at March 01, 2025 10:43 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (oFdE5)
*gives the hot chick THAT LOOK while semi-dancing to Flock of Seagulls*
Posted by: Miklos
I saws Flock Of Seagulls open for Squeeze at MSG in '82.
Another for reelz.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
Mmmm. Bikini and bacon sandwiches!
😟
Posted by: mindful webworker - grilled, with cheese at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (+8KQX)
Posted by: Solid Citizen at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM
***
You should see the planning sessions before each Club ONT release.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
Nick Cage is half nuts, you know, even by Hollywood standards.
When he sued his former business manager for mishandling Cage's finances, said business manager testified about how Nick had paid $10 million for a Mongolian dinosaur skeleton. Lots of similar impulse transactions. The jury concluded that the problem was NOT Cage's business manager!
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 10:45 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2025 10:45 PM (mH6SG)
"We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example. SLAVA UKRAINA"
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:36 PM (lHPJf)
We haven't blown up any undersea pipelines for 18 months. Wouldn't want to get rusty...
Posted by: The US Navy at March 01, 2025 10:46 PM (rjoMn)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:46 PM (lHPJf)
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The dude is just batshit nuts!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM (JkO4W)
Ash Wednesday is this week so, over Lent, the ONT is scheduled to have nothing but Gregorian chant and quotes from the great saints
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM (gKWVE)
You’d have to be nuts to let a deal like that pass you by!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM
***
What company is that? Deere is a publicly traded company.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:48 PM (IQ6Gq)
Not a religion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
It is, but they do not worship God Almighty.
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2025 10:48 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I'm trying not to lose my amateur status. The pro tour is too corporate.
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 10:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 10:49 PM (JXTT6)
Another for reelz.
Posted by: RickZ
I saw Squeeze open for Elvis Costello at The Warehouse in New Orleans in 1983.
Squeeze was better.
I was dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos , who enjoyed the waste of his youth quite thoroughly at March 01, 2025 10:49 PM (RAvq7)
You’d have to be nuts to let a deal like that pass you by!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM
***
Agree. I don't see the problem.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2025 10:50 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:40 PM (AOsQT)
Nope, booster catch and the pointy end gets crashed into the Indian Ocean.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 01, 2025 10:50 PM (rjoMn)
😟
Posted by: mindful webworker - grilled, with cheese at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (+8KQX)
"God bless us, each and everyone."
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
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Like them crazy elephant bones
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at March 01, 2025 10:51 PM (JkO4W)
They're being a pain in my ass. Don't wanna go inside when I need a nap..dammit you chickens!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 10:51 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM
***
Are you peeking at the ONT prep notes?
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)
OK the story of Norway refusing to fuel our ships is either true or not true
Posted by: Don Black
Fake but accurate or disinformation that is true but isn't?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
It has all the hallmarks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2025 10:52 PM (63Dwl)
'So my left kidney has this enormous cyst on the outside, plus lots of little ones. The right has just little ones.'
That sounds awful but I'm glad you're doing better. I'm very curious though: Did your doctor say what causes you to get cysts on your kidneys?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 01, 2025 10:52 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Ciampino - humbled at March 01, 2025 10:14
And prayers will continue for your recovery. I agree, God does work in mysterious ways. Jules nearly died in Nov. and I'm sure the prayers of the Horde and others helped her to recover.
Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2025 10:52 PM (55Qr6)
>>What's your tractor brand of choice? My people are John Deere loyalists. Someone from the local John Deere dealer even spoke at my Uncle's funeral.
I have a 1025R and more attachments than I care to admit.
I've had since I move to the new place a year and a half ago.
I'm building a perimeter road around the property, it's mostly wooded so I expect to be doing this for several years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
James Carville is now speculating that Trump has Syphilis after the confrontation with Zelenskyy.
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (AOsQT)
Another for reelz.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (gKDq2)
===
Bro.
They opened for the Psychedelic Furs at the Spectrum in 82.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (JXTT6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 10:52 PM
***
Make sure to build a moat and anti-zombie defensive positions.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:54 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Heh. Can relate - I have a 1025R also.
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 10:54 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Johnnie Depp at March 01, 2025 10:54 PM (JkO4W)
Haltbakk Bunkers later modified and softened their position in a statement from the smoking ruins of their former headquarters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2025 10:55 PM (dxSpM)
*gives the hot chick THAT LOOK while semi-dancing to Flock of Seagulls*
Posted by: Miklos
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This is the way.
I know right?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 10:55 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2025 10:55 PM (I2gYJ)
I hate that I never get a good table anymore....
Rat used to reserve me a table...the guy just doesn't show up so much...sigh...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM (Oapdw)
Howdy COMM! You are welcome at my table. Just bring a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2025 10:55 PM (7g/Pa)
Ash Wednesday is this week so, over Lent, the ONT is scheduled to have nothing but Gregorian chant and quotes from the great saints
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM (gKWVE)
So I need to read up on hagiographies to find excuses for the next 6 weeks? Hmmm....
Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2025 10:56 PM (oFdE5)
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2025 10:48 PM (wLjpr)
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It is not a religion in the sense that if it preaches the elimination of another [name it] it cannot benefit from the same1st Amendment protections as other religions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:56 PM (AOsQT)
Been praying, so happy to hear you are on the mend.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 01, 2025 10:57 PM (Eo96p)
>>Make sure to build a moat and anti-zombie defensive positions.
Moat? Check!
Now I just have to find an alligator farm in central PA.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 10:57 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 10:47 PM
This year brings about the rare overlap of Ash Wednesday and Doof's birthday. Y'all have a few days to figure out what you're getting me.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2025 10:58 PM (7g/Pa)
He returned the dinosaur bones to Mongolia, btw, because Mongolia claimed they were stolen & removed from the country unlawfully. Cage took the $10 million hit.
His business manager also testified that at one time Cage owned 10 estates scattered around the globe-- a medieval German castle; a bachelor pad in Bali, etc. Apparently Cage had only ever visited some of these properties ONCE.
I'm sure a lawyer at some point advised Nick NOT to sue his poor business manager. "Nick... this won't end well."
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 10:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
OK, the truth
I never had money for a Members Only jacket.
Living in a warm climate, I spent my few dollars on OPs and Jams.
Posted by: Miklos, retro fashion icon at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (RAvq7)
Thank you all for your unexpected words of comfort and the hot iron.
Posted by: Ciampino - humbled at March 01, 2025 10:14 PM (g4sLG)
Welcome back, Ciampino! Can't keep a good man down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Solid Citizen at March 01, 2025 10:42 PM
***
You should see the planning sessions before each Club ONT release.
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
More or less messy than Zelensky's discussion with President Trump.
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (Dnobf)
Brands
Case IH, New Holland Agriculture, Steyr Tractor, Case Construction Equipment, New Holland Construction, ,Iveco,
Ferrari, Lancia, Alfa Romeo, Chrysler,
Citroën, Dodge, DS, Fiat, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, Opel, Peugeot,
Ram Trucks, and Vauxhall.
Not John Deere.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (Dnobf)
They opened for the Psychedelic Furs at the Spectrum in 82.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Busy beavers. What was their hit? "I Ran." Back when radio airplay still carried weight.
Summer or winter? I don't remember the exact month but it was light jacket weather. Late spring, maybe? I don't think fall. Who remembers? Long time ago and far, far away.
I haven't been to a concert since 1989.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2025 11:00 PM (ORs/p)
>>Heh. Can relate - I have a 1025R also.
It's a game changer and essential for properties over a certain acreage.
I would say, once you get over 5 acres, a lawn tractor is just not going to cut.
Although I did have a pimped out lawn tractor with a Johnny bucket and actuator sleeve hitch that could handle fairly big attachments.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 11:00 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 01, 2025 11:00 PM (icmmM)
and they parallel park that thing by remote control or magic or whatever
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 11:00 PM (AOsQT)
https://tinyurl.com/4vsj4xb3
Posted by: Dr. T
====
Germany ordered its puppet Quisling government in Norway to no longer do business with the US?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2025 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yhfjpw2d
Jost Van Dyke is a very cool little island. The Caribbean is awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2025 11:01 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:01 PM (iV6P6)
Whether it is true or not is debatable, Holbrook put a bit of polish on most of his stories, and some of them are only traceable to him, and he claimed he was told by old timers.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2025 11:01 PM (D7oie)
James Carville is now speculating that Trump has Syphilis after the confrontation with Zelenskyy.
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (AOsQT)
Just Syphilis? Rookie.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 01, 2025 11:01 PM (rjoMn)
———
Muck racking “journalism” goes way back. I think they spread all kinds of rumors about candidate faggotry even in the colonial era in the newspapers. Hunter Thompson in more recent times started a rumor that Ed Muskie was getting high on Ibogaine. Thompson later suck started a .45, Carville strikes me as something like that. Be sure to check under the crawl space on that guy, there’s something .. “That boy ain’t right” as they say down there
Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2025 11:02 PM (I2gYJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I've been non-plussed, but I've never heard of anyone being non-minused.
Posted by: mindful webworker - multiplied dividers at March 01, 2025 11:02 PM (+8KQX)
Firefly Aerospace/NASA - Blue Ghost Mission 1 - Moon Landing - Space Affairs Live
https://www.youtube.com/live/4LmGHhGq23w
Posted by: Ciampino - hope no surprises at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 01, 2025 11:00 PM (icmmM)
*presses man-boob on the window*
Ohhh, Billy!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (bDNzX)
Posted by: Dr. T
I'm no geographical authority but Norway is not too far from Russia.
Just saying.
No more lutfisk for me? Damn.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
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Brain got lost between Case and New Holland.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 11:04 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 10:40
TY Dr. T for my biggest laugh of the night.
Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2025 11:04 PM (55Qr6)
A few take aways.
The Europeans are on their hind legs barking that the entire fate of Europe is at risk because Little Z didn't get lunch.
That Europe is not going to take this lying down and are going to jut their chins out and shake their fists. After that they will stand around touching each others dicks.
The fact that Europe is screwed because they have been abusing the largeness of the USA since WWII has suddenly dawned on them. One commentator noted, "We can't even make 250,000 bullets!" I giggled at this point. In fact I am still giggling.
The European plan as near as I can decipher is to [fill-in with some vague tough sounding crap but mostly just howl at Felonious D].
Trump is dead right in how this is being handled primarily because everything he is up to is preparing the US to pivot to the real game: The Chicoms. The European hysteria of being invaded, if Putin is not contained, is a tacit acknowledgement of their weakness, growing irrelevance and excessive national dick touching.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 11:05 PM (tazkY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Thank you.
Like I said, busy beavers. Can't blame a band. You know, strike while that iron is hot.
Wasn't Flock of Seagulls a one hit wonder? I don't remember anything else by them. Same with Squeeze and 'Tempted'. One song bands to me.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
Thank you
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 01, 2025 11:07 PM (GDrd7)
Posted by: Cosda at March 01, 2025 10:37 PM (vk1lD)
She should have gotten up close and personal with the Chinese electroshock machine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:07 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
ahem
International, Multilateral, bilateral, and based on Common Values
Posted by: Miklos, late nite cpy editor at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (RAvq7)
RE: Trump/syph
I think the legacy media is now exposing the coverup of Biden's dementia so that they can attack Trump for being senile too. I believe Trump will be older than Biden was when Biden left office.
Get it? We won't be fooled again! We were deceived by the Biden gaslighting, but... not this time! We're ON it!
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (NLIak)
James Carville is now speculating that Trump has Syphilis after the confrontation with Zelenskyy.
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 10:53 PM (AOsQT)
No, he doesn't. I always use a condom. Besides, I got the bum rush out the door so fast I didn't even get a chance to apologize and offer any make-up sex.
Posted by: Little Vlad Zelensky at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (rjoMn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (JXTT6)
Is this your Darleen? If so she's teh hawt. I would buy her Natty Daddys all day long.
https://tinyurl.com/5dffpak3
goes to rumble
Posted by: New nick time! Certified dangerous radical that puts ketchup on hotdogs plus, imma wannabe ratfink a at March 01, 2025 11:09 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Miklos, a tad envious at March 01, 2025 11:09 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: TRex at March 01, 2025 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
More or less messy than Zelensky's discussion with President Trump.
Posted by: Methos
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All settled with a Magic Disco Ball, something just out of reach, and throwing a tennis ball.
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 11:10 PM (41CYW)
The Euro-nic economy is about 2/3s of the US and almost 10X Russia.
If they don't have a military to fight the Russians in Ukraine its because they don't see Russia as a threat, and honestly it isn't. What would Russia gain by conquering a restive Polish or Finnish population?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:10 PM (t0Rmr)
Hey! I got one bewb...does that count?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 11:10 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 01, 2025 11:11 PM (gf7Ez)
https://youtu.be/-F50QIqh8so?t=83
And Please DON'T Forget to VOTE!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 01, 2025 11:11 PM (wGng8)
Good Cage movies from the last 10 years I've seen
Dream Scenario
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Pig
Willy's Wonderland
Prisoners of the Ghostland
Color Out of Space
Mandy
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:12 PM (t0Rmr)
Nope.
Darleen would have a significant advantage in both size and flat out mean.
And she's not supposed to drink Natty Daddys on shift anymore.
Posted by: Miklos, that girl is more Marleen's size at March 01, 2025 11:12 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (JXTT6)
Nicolas Cage has done some really enjoyable flicks. He was pitch-perfect in Matchstick Men. And his dual role in Adaptation was amazing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2025 11:12 PM (bDNzX)
Posted by: 18-1
vodka
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen Finns drink at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (RAvq7)
A Hamlet remake? Something about Machiavelli?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
Get it? We won't be fooled again! We were deceived by the Biden gaslighting, but... not this time! We're ON it!
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:08 PM (NLIak)
They weren't deceived. There were bloody in on the coverup, being good little Democrats. We had deep fakes, misinformation and of course outright lies that we could see with our own eyes (Biden is fit as a fiddle, the best Joe Biden ever, blah blah blah). They were paid propaganda shills and I'm not sure that stink will ever leave them, no matter how many books they write. Nobody believes the media's bullshit anymore. It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: pookysgirl survived her birthday dinner at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (Wt5PA)
Wasn't Flock of Seagulls a one hit wonder? I don't remember anything else by them.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
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I still love that song but they ran way too far away and didn't stop!
Posted by: Ciampino - Jonathan Seagull came at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (g4sLG)
Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2025 11:04 PM (55Qr6)
Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 11:15 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 01, 2025 11:15 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions
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Very nice telegraph to the Europeans via the Zelensky vid:'
Your Next.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:15 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2025 11:15 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: the Waitresses at March 01, 2025 11:16 PM (RAvq7)
Trump's actions have proven enormously popular with the American people. DOGE enjoys widespread support. Trump is hammering them at breakneck speed. They desperately need something, ANYTHING, to slow his momentum and generate some negative press.
Europe knows the tariffs are coming. They know Trump is going to demand they pay their fair share in NATO. They despise him for it. So, they'll work in unison to drag out and/or widen the war. It's what EuroTrash do best.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 01, 2025 11:16 PM (X+xvk)
And my bubble gets burst. Thanks man. Just...thanks.
Posted by: New nick time! Certified dangerous radical that puts ketchup on hotdogs plus, imma wannabe ratfink a at March 01, 2025 11:17 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 11:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2025 11:17 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (t0Rmr)
The Hollywood Reporter (THR): David Johansen, the gravelly-voiced showman who helped ignite the punk rock movement as the vocalist of the New York Dolls before he recorded “Hot Hot Hot” as the lounge lizard Buster Poindexter and acted in Scrooged, has died. He was 75.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (/tzYP)
Posted by: 18-1
vodka
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen Finns drink
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Muzzies kill a few more citizens, rape a few more women and the public will be ready to invite Putin in. The Poles, not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (iV6P6)
I didn't say they were deceived. I don't believe for a nanosecond they were deceived.
I'm saying they're establishing their CLAIM to having been deceived.
They're preparing the ground for the "Trump is senile too!" story.
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (NLIak)
A Hamlet remake? Something about Machiavelli?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:14 PM (t0Rmr)
A Prince biopic with Nic as Prince.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2025 11:19 PM (JXTT6)
NO TAX ON TIPS
Posted by: Miklos understands neglected elements of the Trump voter base at March 01, 2025 11:19 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 11:19 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Even if it is real, he only drank 2 beers.
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 11:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Certainly.
In fact, for your trouble
Your bewb counts double!
😉
Posted by: mindful webworker - Amazon archer style at March 01, 2025 11:20 PM (+8KQX)
James Carville didn't open the ark of the Covenant, but he did take a quick peak.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Just like Spock, he forgot to put on the sunglasses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2025 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Even if it is real, he only drank 2 beers.
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2025 11:20 PM (DgGvY)
This.
Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2025 11:21 PM (ORs/p)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2025 11:21 PM (I2gYJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Well I do agree that Trump probably shouldn’t run for reelection in ‘28. Oh wait…
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2025 11:21 PM (SSRw1)
Dracula Untold falls apart in the third act, but it does describe the Turkish
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2025 11:22 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:22 PM (iV6P6)
We may exit NATO.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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Been playing out in my head what realignment(s) would look like.
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 11:23 PM (41CYW)
Phantom Ship
aka The Mystery of the Mary Celeste
1935 - 62 minutes
Staring Bela Lugosi
I just popped it on. One reviewer wrote "Overall, though, Phantom Ship is a very enjoyable movie. It’s a good psychological horror film that takes place on an isolated sailing ship at sea. Plus it has Bela Lugosi. So how can you really go wrong?"
https://youtu.be/S_9CHaODoqM
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 11:23 PM (tazkY)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2025 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
The only countries, IIRC, to fight with us in the sandbox were Canada, the UK, and Oz.
But all three are controlled by the enemy right now.
Japan/SK are allies, but honestly mostly ones of convenience for them as they fear China and correctly figure we are the primary opposition to China...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Trump's actions have proven enormously popular with the American people. DOGE enjoys widespread support. Trump is hammering them at breakneck speed. They desperately need something, ANYTHING, to slow his momentum and generate some negative press.
Europe knows the tariffs are coming. They know Trump is going to demand they pay their fair share in NATO. They despise him for it. So, they'll work in unison to drag out and/or widen the war. It's what EuroTrash do best.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 01, 2025 11:16 PM (X+xvk)
It is the elites running Europe, no matter for whom the plebes vote. Reading X, quite a few Brits were happy with both Vance and Trump. But they are the little people getting royally screwed, I honestly cannot believe how bad the political environment in Britain is. It is truly shocking. Supposedly over a quarter of a million rapes by the muzzies over 20 years or so. Multiple times for many many girls. Sick shit. And no real prosecution interest to date. I do not want to be allies with a country such as that.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:25 PM (gKDq2)
https://youtu.be/S_9CHaODoqM
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 11:23 PM (tazkY)
Why didn't the camera crew rescue him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:26 PM (8zz6B)
They know full well Trump can't run again. The idea is to ruin his second term with a new hoax. Lots of "insider reports" that Trump is nutty &... "Who's running the country THIS time?" pssst! Musk is!
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:26 PM (NLIak)
Guest list for our 45th Anniversary bash is close to 200 - I had no idea we knew so many people! 😲😲😲
Oh, well - it's gonna be lots of fun. We didn't get to have a big wedding, and we had to cancel the cruise we had planned on taking, and since I probably won't be around for our 50th, we are gonna spend the kids' inheritance on ourselves 😂😂😂
I have found a florist, a baker, and a photographer that I want to use; the venue will do the catering, and now I just need to find a DJ who won't mind playing cheesy songs from the 60s, 70s, and Disco era. And country for Mr. TiFW. We both have playlists that we like.
I am having a blast planning this - both of our married daughters had destination weddings, so we just showed up and had fun. I told hubby that if I am not here, he is to have the party anyway, and make it a memorial celebration.
But there is no way that I am going to miss this thing!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 01, 2025 11:26 PM (SRRAx)
MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — Grammy-nominated R&B singer Angie Stone, a member of the all-female hip-hop trio The Sequence and known for the hit song “Wish I Didn’t Miss You,” was killed early Saturday in a car crash. She was 63.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 01, 2025 11:27 PM (/tzYP)
My understanding is Vlad and his brother Radu were held together and the Sultan took Radu as his catamite - who even wrote him "love poems"...and this is why later Radu betrayed his family, religion, and country for his lover.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:27 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 11:28 PM (tazkY)
We may exit NATO.
Trump has been pretty clear his foreign policy will be directed toward the Western Hemisphere. That's why he chose Rubio as his SOS.
Europe is intent on destroying itself. Our future is in our own hemisphere.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2025 11:28 PM (LkLld)
'The shitshow we witnessed from the Oval Office was orchestrated by Trump-hating EU Elites and their Trump-hating American allies.'
If the Europeans think Zelensky coming in and scrapping with Trump benefitted them somehow, they're dumber than dirt. If I were Trump I would be as mad as hell at Macron and Starmer for dropping that turd at the White House. All they're going to collect is Trump's wrath.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 01, 2025 11:28 PM (3wi/L)
NO TAX ON TIPS
Posted by: Miklos understands neglected elements of the Trump voter base at March 01,
Yes. I can dig it.
~~ The girl on the corner, you fuker!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 11:28 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,
Sound like money well spent.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 01, 2025 11:29 PM (tazkY)
Posted by: Sally Struthers, bravely battling weight issues at March 01, 2025 11:29 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:30 PM (NLIak)
But there is no way that I am going to miss this thing!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 01, 2025 11:26 PM (SRRAx
Have a blast Teresa!
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 01, 2025 11:30 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 01, 2025 11:26 PM (SRRAx)
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b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2025 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 01, 2025 11:27 PM (/tzYP)
Some gal I have never heard of. Condolences to her family, if she has any.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:30 PM (8zz6B)
They are technologically and mentally superior to China. China will rue the day they pick a fight with the little fire ants.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:31 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Sounds fantastic!
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2025 11:31 PM (41CYW)
It will be awesome, Teresa. Wish we could all be there for you.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2025 11:31 PM (mH6SG)
I'm saying they're establishing their CLAIM to having been deceived.
They're preparing the ground for the "Trump is senile too!" story.
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2025 11:18 PM (NLIak)
I don't think that's what you meant either. The media's just lying sacks of shit.
They think they are still relevant, having it out for Trump, and people will listen. That's cute. I don't think the meda truly understand how much we the people hate them. As I said, they became full-blown propagandists, American TASS.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 01, 2025 11:30 PM (jvJvP)
Likewise from me, Teresa!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (8zz6B)
Sexual assaults per 100K people
#1: Grenada: 143.5
#2: England/Wales: 117.3
#3: Iceland: 116.8
So the UK in the last few years has surpassed Africa, the Muslim countries, and all but one Caribbean shithole. Good job guys!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Sally Struthers, bravely battling weight issues at March 01, 2025 11:29 PM (RAvq7)
But she was fantastic in 'Gilmore Girls!'
Seriously. That show had the most wonderfully written and acted side characters. The town halls were great.
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 01, 2025 11:33 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Megthered at March 01, 2025 11:35 PM (oYePG)
Posted by: JackStraw
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A hemispherical pincer movement on central commies USA from the north and Argentina from the south. One hemisphere united.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:35 PM (iV6P6)
Sounds fun!
Posted by: pookysgirl survived her birthday dinner at March 01, 2025 11:36 PM (Wt5PA)
"set the record straight" and in turn, that touched off a Xtwitter firestorm. It's glorious.
Zelensky repeatedly declined opportunities to sign the deal in Kyiv and Munich, and requested the meeting at the White House. It later came out that Rice and Tony Blinken, Victoria Nuland, and Alexander Vindman may have been personally advising Zelensky to do this meeting in the way he did -- that they recommended him to be hostile and to try to goad Trump into blowing up. Even though he didn't, and even though Zelensky's actions horrified many normal Americans, the Obama team went on the airwaves to falsely characterize what happened.
Posted by: 13times at March 01, 2025 11:36 PM (XB6WP)
Now youse can't take 'em off.
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2025 11:36 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
OMG, hahahaha! Seriously? LOL!
250k rounds is but a drop in the bucket of *daily* production, FFS.
USA USA USA!
Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Sexual assaults per 100K people
#1: Grenada: 143.5
#2: England/Wales: 117.3
#3: Iceland: 116.8
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)
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#2 Is it too cold in Scotland and N. Ireland?
Posted by: Ciampino - Jonathan Seagull came at March 01, 2025 11:38 PM (g4sLG)
>>If the Europeans think Zelensky coming in and scrapping with Trump benefitted them somehow, they're dumber than dirt. If I were Trump I would be as mad as hell at Macron and Starmer for dropping that turd at the White House. All they're going to collect is Trump's wrath.
Maybe European Politicians think that but not the people, I saw a couple of pearl clutching articles and that this is going to move the idea of a European Army further to fruition and when you dive into the comments, the European public is like f**k all that noise, we aint giving up our welfare state and our sons for f**king Ukraine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2025 11:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:35 PM (iV6P6)
I had a disturbing vision of Stacey Abrams, the morning after bingeing on lobster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:40 PM (8zz6B)
lizard-face carville: Democrat party needs to get to the meat & potatoes issues to reconnect with the voters!
also lizard-face carville: Trump has syphilis just like hitler!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 01, 2025 11:40 PM (D/OhZ)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
OMG, hahahaha! Seriously? LOL!
250k rounds is but a drop in the bucket of *daily* production, FFS.
USA USA USA!
Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Heck, that sounds like the average number of rounds expended at the MoMee Range Day!
Posted by: pookysgirl survived her birthday dinner at March 01, 2025 11:40 PM (Wt5PA)
The doors all around are locked.
The coffee pot is set up.
I've got to get to sleep
So tomorrow I can get up.
🎸
Something silly for closers
https://youtu.be/q93IT_f0uaQ
Actually, the movie wasn't that bad.
G'nite y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - God gave rock & roll to you at March 01, 2025 11:41 PM (+8KQX)
#1: Grenada: 143.5
#2: England/Wales: 117.3
#3: Iceland: 116.8
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)
Has Iceland imported a flock of muzzies, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:42 PM (8zz6B)
After assuming power in Wallachia, Vlad intended to pick a fight with the Ottomans. It appears he expected help from Hungary, the Empire, or Venice which he never got.
By killing the Sultan's diplomats he forced the Sultan to move in force against him. While he was an excellent tactician and whittled down the Ottoman army when it entered his territory he didn't have enough men without outside help to defeat the Sultan.
He fled to Hungary where the Hungarian king imprisoned him. Radu came and went in Wallachia, and eventually the Hungarian king gave him a chance years later though Vlad never really consolidated Wallachia this second time.
It is an interesting question as to the history of Europe if Hungary did come to Wallachia's aid - if Mehmed II fell in battle it is a real possibility the Ottomans disintegrate.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:43 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: 18-1 at March
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There is a South Sea Alliance with Japan, Korean, Viet Nam, Thailand, Taiwan? with the Philippines nibbling on the edges I think. They know the probability of what's coming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:43 PM (iV6P6)
It's hard to fathom but some girls were gang raped multiple times over many years, passed around like candy. The police did squat. Starmer was chief prosecutor. He sacrificed those little girls on the altar of multiculturalism. So they may only count girls victimized and not the actual rape counts per girl. That latter stat would be absolutley devastating. It's like they've let serial rapists roam free for two decades (at least), not even really investigated, only investigated if you publicly complain (probably for offending the feelings of the police or some shit). The rape gang situation over there is incredible, in the worst way possible.
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2025 11:43 PM (gKDq2)
I think the legacy media is now exposing the coverup of Biden's dementia so that they can attack Trump for being senile too. I believe Trump will be older than Biden was when Biden left office.
Get it? We won't be fooled again! We were deceived by the Biden gaslighting, but... not this time! We're ON it!
Posted by: mnw
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Chris Cillizza said this very thing.
https://youtu.be/_WQKveT8Bzo
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 01, 2025 11:44 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: All the girls at the Joy Tyme Touching Studio at March 01, 2025 11:44 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Since guys have just one mouth, you should be good.
Barkeep! A round for the table and bring the little lady a double!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 01, 2025 11:45 PM (qPOBq)
Posted by: Miklos took discount flights to and from there at March 01, 2025 10:43 PM (RAvq7)
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Hey Miklos.
Posted by: Ciampino - Jonathan Seagull came at March 01, 2025 11:46 PM (g4sLG)
I never gave South America much thought before I started doing business there. My focus was always east and west, Europe and Asia.
But an aligned north and south America would be pretty strategic. That Monroe guy might have been on to something.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2025 11:46 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:46 PM (iV6P6)
Her purple sweater looked good on her.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 01, 2025 11:46 PM (kTd/k)
God bless you for your attitude in life! Thank you for your wonderful strength! I surely have issues that may take me down sooner than later. Making peace with it....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2025 11:48 PM (Oapdw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2025 11:49 PM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2025 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
Japan/SK are allies, but honestly mostly ones of convenience for them as they fear China and correctly figure we are the primary opposition to China...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:25 PM (t0Rmr)
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Steps can be taken to fix this, but it will take a while and must start immediately. First thing we do is to release Japan from the ridiculous "constitution" we forced on them after WWII, then encourage them to rearm. It would build national pride, help pull them out of their existential toilet-spiral, and few things would do more to keep China in check than to have a US-friendly Imperial Navy prowling the Pacific.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 01, 2025 11:52 PM (QdGJh)
I wasn't whelmed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2025 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
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Are you gruntled?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 11:53 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Ciampino - Jonathan Seagull came
I hope and pray that you will put your health issues behind you.
Remember the First Rule of Italian Driving and Illness-
"Whatsa behind me is not important!"
Posted by: Miklos thinks he saw that movie at March 01, 2025 11:53 PM (RAvq7)
I slept most of today. I have 5 beers left. Mom's estate process is working through. I have money to survive for a while now while I try to create a life. And I'm staying in the house for a year while I build that life. So that's good.
Realistically, I could just let my brother sell the house next year, take my share and find a cheap place to live where they won't kill whitey. And make myself useful and a valuable community member.
We'll see what happens. I'm in still pretty good shape. I may become amazing, learn some skills and help AOP liberate some of Western Canada in a war for freedom.
One can hope.
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 01, 2025 11:54 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 11:53 PM (hY4dx)
A bit.
She's a nice lady but Mrs D was really gruntled.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2025 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: The Oxford English Dictionary by Miklos at March 01, 2025 11:56 PM (RAvq7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2025 11:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2025 11:58 PM (hY4dx)
There is a chance that the Moron Horde currently has more firearms and ammo than the whole of Norway's military.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2025 11:58 PM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: pookysgirl survived her birthday dinner
With every light beer I expected him to hurl.
It's not humanity possible to chug even one light beer without puking it right back up. So fake.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
"Brunhilda, a tincture of hypogruntle to balance the Bodily Humours!"
Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, medieval barber at March 02, 2025 12:01 AM (RAvq7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2025 11:58 PM (XeU6L)
Misgruntled. When you are inordinately satisfied with something that you should be dissatisfied with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2025 12:01 AM (8zz6B)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2025 12:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: pookysgirl survived her birthday dinner
With every light beer I expected him to hurl.
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When he drank Bud Light I expected him to sprout fake boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2025 12:02 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2025 12:02 AM (Oapdw)
"Non-plussed" is how you request that she marks the wedding invitation to RSVP.
I am pretty sure I never once managed to be non-plussed.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2025 12:02 AM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2025 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2025 12:02 AM
Poor Dylan Mulvaney. He drinks Bud Light AND takes estrogen and still hasn't yet sprouted his fake boobs!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2025 12:04 AM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: Which often describes me and Darleen at March 02, 2025 12:06 AM (RAvq7)
I did much work around the house today. Now watching Gunsmoke.
Goodnight lovely ones...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2025 12:07 AM (Oapdw)
Good way to get slammed, and that's why they do it that way anyhow.
*shudders*
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2025 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 01, 2025 11:52 PM (QdGJh)
I have to say, rearming Japan is a tricky thing. The Japanese were brutal racist conquerors in WWII. That part of the Pacific hasn't forgotten, especially Korea.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2025 12:09 AM (BI5O2)
Dammit...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
As long as it didn't happen 'cause you were under the table...this joint has rules about that sort of thing.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 02, 2025 12:10 AM (qPOBq)
*shudders*
Posted by: JQ
*slowly removes incipient pen from bottom of PBR can*
Posted by: Miklos learnt how to shotgun a beer from a True Master at March 02, 2025 12:10 AM (RAvq7)
Posted by: RickZ
Also, the Japanese have decided to die out (as have the South Koreans).
Posted by: Miklos learnt how to do maths once at March 02, 2025 12:12 AM (RAvq7)
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
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I hear a couple of nukes can change bad attitudes practically overnight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2025 12:15 AM (hY4dx)
Two words: Logan Act. Funny how that only seems to work one way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2
I taught English in South Korea.
The young kids had no problem expressing hatred towards Japan. It was refreshing. And kind of cute. Those kids were amazing.
After school schools went until 10pm and 11pm if you had detention. I stayed late one night and walked home on a weeknight at 11pm and the streets were filled with kids out of school. There was a small park and the Family Mart....filled with kids hanging out before going home.
They could kick Western kids' asses.
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 02, 2025 12:16 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: 13times
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Recall Vindman to active duty. Set him up to "lead" an infantry squad on a top secret mission - go to Ukraine and observe from the hottest spots on the front lines. The squad's mission is to make sure Vindman fulfills his mission and not leak. Shoot him if he fails.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 12:17 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Miklos learnt how to do maths once
I can think of another race which seems to be headed in that direction.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 02, 2025 12:17 AM (qPOBq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 02, 2025 12:19 AM (lUFok)
I have to say, rearming Japan is a tricky thing. The Japanese were brutal racist conquerors in WWII. That part of the Pacific hasn't forgotten, especially Korea.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
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Alliance realignments are always messy. Given the choice between Japan and the Norks/Chinese, I think the SoKos would be willing to bend a bit. We can cross that Bridge on the River Kwai when we come to it.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 02, 2025 12:19 AM (QdGJh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2025 12:20 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2025 11:15
Can I try the Waitress Sandwich instead?
Posted by: Teddy
Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2025 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 12:17 AM (/lPRQ)
Send Rice, Blinken, and Nuland along with him as "civilian observers". Put 'em all in one plane, remotely piloted with no crew. Tell Putin when it will be over the mid-Atlantic...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2025 12:21 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
OMG, hahahaha! Seriously? LOL!
250k rounds is but a drop in the bucket of *daily* production, FFS.
USA USA USA!
Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Heck, that sounds like the average number of rounds expended at the MoMee Range Day!
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Seriously, 250k is what, a pallet of 9mm.
Lots of oddball Euro producers out there if one browses Ammoseek.
Heavy Weapons?
Maybe not so much...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 12:22 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2025 12:23 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2025 11:32 PM (t0Rmr)
Has Iceland imported a flock of muzzies, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Only possible explanation.
Iceland is famous for easy consensual sex. They even have apps to ensure they are not cousin fucking.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 12:25 AM (/lPRQ)
But yeah, several euro gubmints actually order from USA because they can't make enough over there.
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
"It is the elites running Europe, no matter for whom the plebes vote. Reading X, quite a few Brits were happy with both Vance and Trump. But they are the little people getting royally screwed, I honestly cannot believe how bad the political environment in Britain is. It is truly shocking. Supposedly over a quarter of a million rapes by the muzzies over 20 years or so. Multiple times for many many girls. Sick shit. And no real prosecution interest to date. I do not want to be allies with a country such as that."
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They won't protect their own little girls from repeated Muslim gang-rapes....
....but they WILL arrest you for posting memes on facebook, or admitting to silently praying.
No, I don't want them for allies, either.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 12:27 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2025 12:28 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2025 12:28 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 01, 2025 11:15
Yes, she's home and recovering. Still a long ways to go, she is using a walker, but making progress. After losing too much weight she has gained a few pounds, good sign.
She has really had a remarkable recovery hopefully it continues.
Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2025 12:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2025 12:20 AM (BI5O2)
Announcer: "We've been secretly replacing Zelensky's cocaine with Folgers Instant Meth Crystals. Let's see if he can tell the difference!"
Posted by: Folgers Methamphetamine Company at March 02, 2025 12:30 AM (rjoMn)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Bar in Reykjavik, called Slippbarinn. They're sneaky like that.
Posted by: scampydog at March 02, 2025 12:30 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: PabloD at March 02, 2025 12:31 AM (YUUxb)
Oh, how'd the Economic Blackout go? About as uneventful as the Oscars will be this Sunday. Yeah, they're tomorrow night. I'll be making a pot of soup and washing clothes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2025 12:31 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:33 AM (iV6P6)
"If the Europeans think Zelensky coming in and scrapping with Trump benefitted them somehow, they're dumber than dirt. If I were Trump I would be as mad as hell at Macron and Starmer for dropping that turd at the White House. All they're going to collect is Trump's wrath."
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If Trump is going to criticize their Stalinist tendencies, demand fair trade or insist they pull their own weight in NATO, well, they're just going to try to form an alliance without us. Canada's on board. They think they'll just form their own military alliance and be done with us.
Do it.
Great Britain currently has aircraft carriers with no planes.
Canada is militarily non-existent. They can't go anywhere unless someone gives them a ride. Germany won't fight for anything outside of Antifa and more Muslim immigration. France is....well, France.
Good luck with that, Ukraine.
Of course, what Europe specializes in is causing monstrous, bloody conflicts which eventually engulf the world, so they can be assured they'll see us again.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 12:33 AM (X+xvk)
HEY, Debby, we're all excited about the Oscars on Monday, trading gourmet popcorn recipes and placing bets on whether the weird foreign film with a bunch of trannies or the brooding family tragedy with Meryl Streep will win Best Picture. We're all about it!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2025 12:34 AM (lCaJd)
Oops, I meant Oscars on Sunday. Phew, WOW, I might have missed them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2025 12:38 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:39 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Ciampino - Jonathan Seagull came at March 02, 2025 12:40 AM (g4sLG)
If we get back to the moon and start digging under surface chambers to live in, where does all the lunar dust and diet go?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2025 12:40 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 01, 2025 11:26
Sounds like a plan T. You have the right idea, be well.
Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2025 12:41 AM (55Qr6)
2h
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇦 United Kingdom agrees to send Ukraine $2.8 billion backed by frozen Russian assets
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:44 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:45 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:47 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2025 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
I'm sure you know this, but she needs a LOT of protein, assuming no contraindications. All women need to max their protein after age 50, but after all she's been through, she's probably out even more muscle mass than the average.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2025 12:49 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2025 11:40
Thanks a lot AOP. I 'bout had a heart attack laughing at this.
Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2025 12:49 AM (55Qr6)
Guess they're screwed either way.
Good Luck, Europe!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 02, 2025 12:50 AM (wiltx)
https://tinyurl.com/mvskz53u
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:51 AM (iV6P6)
Prophet for the countries that hold them?! If so, it's no wonder these bastards want to drag the conflict out.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2025 12:51 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Take a nap and have the nurse wake you in 75 minutes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:54 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2025 12:55 AM (Ezs10)
They've been holding that money, what, three years? That's 10 billion dollars and they won't pay their international debts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:57 AM (iV6P6)
Also they made a lot of covers as well - Big River is one of my faves.
Posted by: Jerry Ssved at March 02, 2025 12:59 AM (VmEJj)
Farmer, I am so happy that Jules is doing well, what a relief for both of you, may she continue to thrive.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2025 12:59 AM (0nHVk)
🇸🇰🇺🇦 Slovak Prime Minister Fico says Slovakia will not support Ukraine financially or militarily and demands an immediate ceasefire.
This comes one day after Ukrainian President Zelensky was kicked out of the White House.
🇺🇸 US Senator Mike Lee calls for the United States to "leave NATO."
_: Tucker Carlson says Ukraine has "murdered a number of people in various countries in political assassinations, and tried to murder others, including American journalists and a European head of state."
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UK's King Charles to host Ukrainian President Zelensky at Sandringham tomorrow
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 01:03 AM (iV6P6)
Posted by: David Brown at March 02, 2025 01:04 AM (QjbX7)
Posted by: Ruthless at March 02, 2025 01:06 AM (QjbX7)
Re Moon dust, Harrison Schmitt (about 90 now, and one of the few remaining Moonwallkers) had a pretty bad allergic reaction to the Moon dust.
Just how toxic this stuff is, no one really knows for sure. It irritated all of them, but for Schmitt it was really bad, and it took him weeks after getting home to get back to normal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:12 AM (w6EFb)
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That guy that tried to whack Trump at his golf course should be getting more attention.
Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2025 01:13 AM (Dnobf)
Someone on the ground had a bad reaction to the lunar dust as well, when handling the spacesuits taken out of the command module after it returned to earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:39 AM (iV6P6)
Japan didn't conquer India in WWII so it makes sense they'd be a bit more friendly with Japan. Japan was at the border of India but they were stretched so thin they couldn't go any further.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 01:18 AM (gKDq2)
I don't know if he came from the deep state. But I would rather not have three-letter agencies that deny that public suspicion matters.
I don't want an agency that didn't do X, I want one that wouldn't do X.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2025 01:20 AM (lhenN)
aka The Mystery of the Mary Celeste
1935 - 62 minutes
Staring Bela Lugosi
Just wrapped watching it so you don't have too. Complete and utter rubbish. Incompressible. Bela played some tormented psycho and he read all his lines exactly like he did in Dracula. This thing was Ed Wood level crap. If you skipped this you did yourself a favor.
Next up on Random YouTube Movies
Man in the Attic (1953)
Jack Palance as Jack the Ripper.
Aunt Bea playing Helen, an Aunt Bea Character. I didn't see that one coming.
Apparently this is a remake of The Lodger (1947) and it used the same sets and some of the same footage. Why was this made I have no idea. The Rotten Tomato consensus is this is a 29%. One reviewer gave this an A+. I didn't know the mentally ill were allowed to do movie reviews.
I can't wait to watch this.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 02, 2025 01:22 AM (tazkY)
That Blue Ghost lander probe took its time to get to the Moon. That was low energy, saving fuel, I'm guessing. It launched Jan 15, then stayed in earth orbit for nearly a month, doing slow lolly-gagging phasing maneuvers.
Then, a 4 day trip to the moon, inserting in high lunar orbit, then 16 days total in lunar orbit. It's now in low lunar orbit, and will attempt the landing now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:33 AM (w6EFb)
Here's the mission page for Blue Ghost:
https://tinyurl.com/2cnta4fv
Scroll down and see the instrument payloads its carrying. A few caught my eye. One is a much improved LLR reflector with sub-mm accuracy. Then, a radiation tolerant computer test, testing out a radiation hardened fault tolerant computer in the lunar environment.
And finally, some experiment to test using the existing GPS and other earth orbit based nav satellites for lunar navigation purposes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 01:46 AM (X+xvk)
https://tinyurl.com/mvskz53u
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2025 12:51 AM (iV6P6)
Oh.... my...
Posted by: Disney at March 02, 2025 01:46 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 01:46 AM (X+xvk)
Coverage of the landing attempt is here, Ciampono posted it a good ways above:
https://tinyurl.com/256d76l2
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:48 AM (w6EFb)
Opening line: There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?
Posted by: MammaB at March 02, 2025 01:51 AM (LlAWd)
Opening line: There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other eleven?
Posted by: MammaB at March 02, 2025 01:51 AM (LlAWd)
My fav Nic Cage movie is 'Drive Angry'... mainly because of 'The Accountant'.
Posted by: Disney at March 02, 2025 01:55 AM (QAkQ3)
Another lunar lander mission, IM-2, launched a few days ago. There were about 4 "ride share" payloads along with it. Two of those, are having comms problems, but the IM-2 lander mission is doing well.
It's going for a south pole landing, and included a rover and a "hopper". Here's the IM twitter feed for this mission:
https://tinyurl.com/28e54wfe
The lander is sending back "selfies", the latest giving a nice "blue marble" picture of earth on the way to the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
NATO? in the immortal words of that GREAT Thespian, Wordsmith, and Eloquent Gentleman... Curly Bill Brocius...
Well.... Bye...
Posted by: Disney at March 02, 2025 02:00 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 02:01 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog at March 02, 2025 02:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 02:15 AM (X+xvk)
That is an amazing movie and scary relevant. It was the least Nic Cage-y movie I've seen. He was fairly calm through out it. It's a great movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 02, 2025 02:18 AM (wiltx)
Landing zone is Mare Crisium, the Sea of Crises. Apollo 17 landed somewhat close to that. Well, the closest of all the missions, not really close.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 02:24 AM (w6EFb)
Hour away from touchdown.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEuA1AUJAY
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 02, 2025 02:24 AM (rjoMn)
Descent insertion burn is about to start. This the critical "deorbit" maneuver to get the thing on the way to the surface. It will be a little less than hour till touchdown.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 02:26 AM (w6EFb)
Or am I going senile?
First time I saw him was in Valley Girl, the movie that popularized the obnoxious habit of inserting the word "like" every five seconds in every conversation.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 02:26 AM (X+xvk)
Mom passed last May. She also would be alive had he been, since she depended entirely upon him. He passed in 2021, bleeding to death from prostate cancer that had been in remission for several years, no prob, until that filthy shot. Mom died mostly of a broken heart, I believe.
So, March 1 is not a great date for me. But at least it isnt' the Ides. That I intend to spend in Honolulu this year. So maybe things are looking up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:32 AM (K2hug)
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2025 02:01 AM (gKDq2)
Peggy Sue Got Married.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:33 AM (K2hug)
Or am I going senile?
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No, you're not going senile He had a one second appearance. Behind the counter at the burger restaurant scene.
https://tinyurl.com/5n9asfpf link goes to u tubez
Posted by: scampydog at March 02, 2025 02:34 AM (41CYW)
I already took the buyout, still waiting for the actual contract to land, but I don't think he can can me if I already resigned, can he?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:35 AM (K2hug)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:36 AM (K2hug)
I will never forget the totalitarian brutality inflicted on citizens the world over using Covid as an excuse. Knowing now that it was all a lie funded by American tax dollars is nauseating.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 02:40 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 02:41 AM (v0TzN)
Did the email explicitly say Noon, EST? If not, there's a federal rule that says any such ambiguous time is the time zone in which the "duty is to be performed" or something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 02:41 AM (v0TzN)
Looks like it needs stripping and a good coat of Rustoleum.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:41 AM (K2hug)
Kudos to Coldplay for Clocks, one of those songs that touches
your soul.
Kudos to Howie Carr, Turtle Boy, Jessica Machado, Bostonians Against Mayor Wu, and everyone else who exposes corruption and insanity in The People's Republic.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 02, 2025 02:42 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
The last one said noon EST. Like I'm going to get up at the buttcrack of dawn, drive 60 miles into the office, fire up the computer, and respond to an email from back east by 0800 Monday morning. Just fire me already.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:43 AM (K2hug)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:35 AM (K2hug)
Expects an answer by noon ... Monday?
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 02:43 AM (v0TzN)
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
DEVELOPING ... Acting legend Gene Hackman did not own the Santa Fe house where he and his wife and dog were found dead, according to a police affidavit; it was owned by the estate of his late Hollywood agent. A nurse by the name of Bernice Smith also stayed at the residence ...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 02, 2025 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 02, 2025 02:45 AM (X+xvk)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 02:43 AM (v0TzN)
Noon in DC, which is 0800 here and 0700 in Hawaii, our mothership. For fuck's sake. Nobody is going to answer that.
DoD told us to not answer the last one. Chain of command. Elon needs to sort out who works for whom. Hegseth said to answer this one, but for heaven's sake, even he should understand time zones.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:49 AM (K2hug)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Weird. Architectural Digest did a spread on the place in 1991 (?). IIRC it discussed how Hackman bought the 12 acres which contained a derelict building that formed part of the foundation for the big house (there are two on the land). My understanding is they have lived there since then.
Of course that doesn't mean the property wasn't sold later which included a right to stay there until death. Who knows? I don't.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 02, 2025 02:51 AM (tazkY)
I already took the buyout, still waiting for the actual contract to land, but I don't think he can can me if I already resigned, can he?
Posted by: tcn in AK
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FUD for the masses.
Seen the e-mail from POD? I am sad, but got it.
Basically, no changes, business as usual.
One thing many overlook - Trump is supportive of the military. Cuts will be off the top and dumb money pit weapons programs.
For the dot.mil response to the five Qs they my go with recommending five question response with the classic, "It's sensitive. I could tell you but then I would have to kill you."
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2025 02:52 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:07 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:08 AM (ZTT+3)
https://tinyurl.com/yzf7rxn9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:08 AM (ZTT+3)
Buh bye, Talita.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 03:11 AM (K2hug)
23 minutes till touchdown.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
OK. Just noticing.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:13 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:14 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 02, 2025 03:16 AM (zS4/f)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:16 AM (ZTT+3)
Flight director is XY. Here XY voices calling out the technical details. PR types are XX.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 03:19 AM (w6EFb)
G'morning! Forensics report shows Gene Hackman did not die of carbon monoxide. Died February 17.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2025 03:24 AM (AQ5h9)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2025 03:25 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:27 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 02, 2025 03:27 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 02:43 AM (v0TzN)
Noon in DC, which is 0800 here and 0700 in Hawaii, our mothership. For fuck's sake. Nobody is going to answer that.
DoD told us to not answer the last one. Chain of command. Elon needs to sort out who works for whom. Hegseth said to answer this one, but for heaven's sake, even he should understand time zones.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2025 02:49 AM (K2hug)
I have no personal knowledge of any of this, but online, I'm seeing "by 11:59 Monday" (midnight).
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 03:28 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2025 03:24 AM (AQ5h9)
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During Black History Month!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:28 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2025 03:29 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2025 03:29 AM (fwDg9)
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Try warm milk.
Worked for Sisera!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:32 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 03:34 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2025 03:35 AM (hpxA0)
And the Ghost has landed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 03:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:37 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 02, 2025 03:37 AM (tazkY)
They should have a picture coming soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 02, 2025 03:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2025 03:44 AM (fwDg9)
She said "no."
https://tinyurl.com/6dd4hzre
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:27 AM (ZTT+3)
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I believe Boston's Michelle Wu is trying to out-stupid Chicago's Mayor Brandon Johnson. It's a tight race.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2025 03:49 AM (iHFID)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2025 03:44 AM (fwDg9)
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Before buying, ask Grok about the active ingredients, even if non-prescriptive.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:50 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2025 03:49 AM (iHFID)
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It's much more about evil than about stupid. Money and influences needs to be followed.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:51 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:51 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:53 AM (ZTT+3)
If you're not, you should be. It WAS your money:
https://tinyurl.com/2vfjhtpn
Exercise time. Beautiful clear blue skies here in Jerusalem.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:56 AM (ZTT+3)
Posted by: m at March 02, 2025 04:03 AM (v0TzN)
OK. Just noticing.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2025 03:13 AM (ZTT+3)
I checked in.
Noticed it was all grrlll power.
I checked out.
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