Lester Holt Will Step Down as Fake Anchor on NBC "News" By Summer; MSNBC #Cancels Three More Left Wing Zeroes

This is a bloodbath and I need to bathe.

Lester Holt, who NBC claims is a "Republican" despite being yet another aggressively mediocre liberal, is stepping away from the anchor desk to go back to
hosting Dateline.

Lester Holt is stepping down as anchor of NBC News' "Nightly News" after a decade. He announced the move in a memo to staff, revealing plans to take on an expanded anchor role at NBC's crime news drama show, "Dateline." Holt will continue anchoring "Nightly News" until the summer, and NBC News has not yet named his replacement.
Key Details:
Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about.

Is that what this is about, his "passion"?

That's one theory. Here's another one: All of these media companies see a huge decline in their ratings and are offering their "talent" deep pay cuts if they want to keep their jobs.

John Sexton has more on the Night of Long Axes at MSNBC.

From the New York Post: Racist MSNBC actually is getting rid of all their minority hosts.

Or, at least, getting rid of their shows while keeping them in diminished roles.

MSNBC's new president continued to shake up the embattled network Monday -- canceling shows hosted by left-wing anchors Ayman Mohyeldin, Katie Phang and Jonathan Capehart, The Post has learned.
The overhaul follows the ouster of rabid anti-Trump anchor Joy Reid after reports surfaced Sunday that the Comcast-owned network is canceling her show, "The ReidOut."
On Monday, an MSNBC insider told The Post that staff working for Capehart and Phang were informed that their weekend shows will be canceled.
The source spoke shortly after The Guardian reported that Mohyeldin's program will be taken off the air. His show "Ayman Mohyeldin Reports," which airs on the weekends at 7 p.m., will broadcast its final episode on April 20, according to the UK paper.
An MSNBC spokesperson confirmed the shakeup when contacted by The Post.
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Mohyeldin, Capehart and Phang will remain at the network, with the two men hosting shows in new time slots, the rep said.

As you probably know, Comcast-Universal is putting MSNBC and a bunch of other dying cable channels up for sale. They're scrambling to make this basketcase presentable for sale.

From a previous Sexton report: Joy Reid lost 47% of her ratings since Trump won the election. I can't imagine she was highly rated before the election, either.

"The ReidOut" has shed 47% of its total audience, averaging just 759,000 viewers after averaging 1.4 million viewers throughout 2024 leading up to Election Day, according to Nielsen Media Research.
Reid lost even more viewers among the advertiser-coveted demographic ages 25-54, losing a whopping 52% of them, now averaging only 76,000 key demo viewers.

Clay Travis mocks Reid and other liberal #Resistance propagandists:

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
The most remarkable thing about people like Joy Reid, Don Lemon and Jim Acosta is they have been paid millions of dollars for years to talk on TV and yet they have developed no actual fan base. The minute they leave TV, their careers are over. Do you know how hard this to do?
You are gifted an incredible opportunity to enter people's homes and talk to them directly for YEARS EVERY NIGHT. Yet the moment you aren't on TV, your audience vanishes. That means none of your "audience" actually likes you. It's all just platform/network based.
This is fascinating to me because the Internet arena is the exact opposite -- your audience is directly connected to you because the audience has an infinite array of choices and picked you. It's far more competitive & authentic online so the connection is much deeper.
I'm not sure how many people realize this, but Don Lemon's career is a perfect example. He went from a show competing with two other networks every night to competing with the entire Internet. No one followed him online. His career is essentially over.
It's way harder to win online, but when you do, you have a career for life. Your audience will follow you anywhere. Because you are the platform. Anyway, I still don't think most realize this. Joy Reid will soon. Her career is over.

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Posted by: GF at February 24, 2025 02:30 PM (zlkNK)

2 Night of the long lies.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2025 02:30 PM (WyvY4)

3 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 24, 2025 02:30 PM (aQ25I)

4 The Trump Curse is real ... and it's spectacular!

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 24, 2025 02:31 PM (qsa9v)

5 That's one theory. Here's another one: All of these media companies see a huge decline in their ratings and are offering their "talent" deep pay cuts if they want to keep their jobs.

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Which is weird.

Because resistance porn tends to do well when the opposition is in charge of the government.

"Everything is wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells pretty well most of the time.

But...it's not working all of a sudden?

And USAID no longer exists. I don't know why I bring it up. Completely unrelated. Silly me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

6 "This is a bloodbath and I need to bathe."

You are an Ewok.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (0HaGk)

7 Yer Out!

Posted by: Beartooth at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (UpGHA)

8 Think cultural appropriating Joy will ditch the blonde wig?

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (WyvY4)

9 From a previous Sexton report: Joy Reid lost 47% of her ratings since Trump won the election. I can't imagine she was highly rated before the election, either.

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Seriously, "everything's wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells well almost all of the time.

I don't really understand why it's flailing so badly now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

10 I need to unpack my Patrick Bateman plastic suit today.

Posted by: Heads is Every Branch of Government at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (R4hrS)

11 Lester Holt, who NBC claims is a "Republican"

Wait, really?

If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (bss/y)

12 You are gifted an incredible opportunity to enter people's homes and talk to them directly for YEARS EVERY NIGHT. Yet the moment you aren't on TV, your audience vanishes. That means none of your "audience" actually likes you. It's all just platform/network based.

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"No, they'll definitely follow me to CNN."
-Chris Wallace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

13 He has a Charlie Kirk ratio of head to face.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (lEahz)

14 Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about.

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He's not getting less popular, his appeal is getting more selective.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (B9Prs)

15 >> Lester Holt, who NBC claims is a "Republican"
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I am Napoleon Bonaparte.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (uoSeY)

16 Learn how to pod-cast.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)

17
Why pay someone $10 million a year when you can pay someone with the same qualifications $100,000?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (dxSpM)

18 So some of them aren't actually" Fired" fired ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

19 Reid proved she had no principles when her anti-LGBT posts were outed and she claimed she was hacked.
She could have explained why she changed her mind; she could have carved out a space still in opposition with LGBT (which at least would have maintained her in the black community). But she wanted to get paid, and her network wanted a hack.
And now here she is, with no following of her own.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

20 Learn to mine bituminous.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (AYjAs)

21 that's an amazing point by Clay up there!

these asshats on the MSM drink their own flavor-aid - they don't think their support is just phoney

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (Pv3Rg)

22 Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2025 02:34 PM (UnA8+)

23 USAID tentacles are everywhere on the left. Congressional oversight? Hogwash.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (WyvY4)

24 *shrugs*

Don't know any of these people. But since I get all my news from Sefton, I don't have to.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (LxER7)

25 From the New York Post: Racist MSNBC actually is getting rid of all their minority hosts...

Aren't they keeping that gay trans Maddow fellow?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

26 LOL, Jim Acosta was making ugly remarks about Karoline Leavitt , on X. To which she responded that at least she has a job.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (g47mK)

27 This is fascinating to me because the Internet arena is the exact opposite -- your audience is directly connected to you because the audience has an infinite array of choices and picked you. It's far more competitive & authentic online so the connection is much deeper.
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Web3

Content creators interact with the consumers to produce the content.
And the old TV model is so dead; there is no coming back to millions watching an anchor read a teleprompter.
Even the round-table of luminaries discussing the issue is dying.

e.g., TicTok live allows anyone to have a show, interact with, and even have a guests of anyone anywhere.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (IIsq3)

28 Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about.

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (W/lyH)

29 Her career is over.
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Whoa. Harsh, Clay, harsh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

30 Who's gonna fire NBC's CEO?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (ohSsM)

31 Every news show on NBC and its subdivisions is geared toward leftists. Why won't leftists watch minority news talkers?

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (n2swS)

32 As for Holt, he's just some clown in makeup on the TV. There are a lot of these and they're interchangeable.
Contrast O'Reilly. Yeah, he sucks, but he does have a following.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (gKWVE)

33 The market is absolutely saturated in corporatist GloboHomo leftists so there isn't nearly enough demand for the supply being provided. And now that the government is no longer paying them to present "the news" of course this is going to force companies to cut back on how much they are willing to spend.

This is actually GOOD for the left though they won't get it. While much of the left is incestuously organized, this will tend to put pressure on leftwing news anchors to try to find leftwing talking heads that people actually want to listen to.

No they probably won't produce a Rush Limbaugh or his like, but maybe they will go back to someone that non-leftists could get some value out of watching?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (t0Rmr)

34 It was reported a few weeks ago that NBC/Universal wants to spin off it's "cable" channels, including MSNBC.

I imagine that a significant part of this is cutting some of the overpriced 'talent" and ditching the most toxic and controversial hosts to make a sale more palatable to potential buyers.

Posted by: can of spam at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (7oNMO)

35 I think Lester played bass on one of Huey Lewis and the News tracks.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (R4hrS)

36 e.g., TicTok live allows anyone to have a show, interact with, and even have a guests of anyone anywhere.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (IIsq3)

And show them your tits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (bss/y)

37 14 Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about.

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He's not getting less popular, his appeal is getting more selective.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2025 02:33 PM (B9Prs)

Ooohhh. He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (QkgHF)

38 I have no idea who Joy Reid is...certainly have never seen/heard her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

39 NBC has its own version of DOGE.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (63Dwl)

40 SMOD is here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (L/fGl)

41 TicTok live allows anyone to have a show, interact with, and even have a guests of anyone anywhere.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (IIsq3)

And show them your tits.

Based on a quick review you can only do that so a see through shirt because tiktok has standards.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (t0Rmr)

42 38 I have no idea who Joy Reid is...certainly have never seen/heard her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

Seen Demolition Man?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (bss/y)

43 The only people left at NBC/MSNBC are Scarborough, Steele and Wallace, all former "Republicans" and Mika who's an idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (cMcMn)

44 Here it is 2:30, which in my world is Moon Pie and RC time. A good time of day.

The bloodbath is making it EVEN BETTER.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (kJuzF)

45 You are gifted an incredible opportunity to enter people's homes and talk to them directly for YEARS EVERY NIGHT. Yet the moment you aren't on TV, your audience vanishes. That means none of your "audience" actually likes you. It's all just platform/network based.
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LOL.
I'm sure Jen Rubin has lined up dozens of million-dollar ad buys on her "we're going to have a bit of everything!" podcast, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:37 PM (IIsq3)

46 Reviewbrah > Lester Holt
Seriously, look at that guy’s subscriber count. And he’s not nearly as off-putting as Lester.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (uoSeY)

47 38 I have no idea who Joy Reid is...certainly have never seen/heard her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

She is the woman who looks like an Easter Island monolith…

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (PCK5/)

48 It's hard to do anything but laugh at this point.

There was so much Clown in Clown World that the Clowniness was simply unsustainable on a long enough timetable.

It is sort of amazing that all of these low-intellect, pig-ignorant nobodies managed to ride the gravy train for this long. It would seem to a rational person that to be a successful TV personality that you'd need to be some combination of talented at your job and also relatively physically attractive. None of these people are either.

Posted by: ballistic at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (R6GhA)

49 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
The most remarkable thing about people like Joy Reid, Don Lemon and Jim Acosta is they have been paid millions of dollars for years to talk on TV and yet they have developed no actual fan base. The minute they leave TV, their careers are over. Do you know how hard this to do?
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Good point.
These guys are losers.
I recall my sophomore year at college when Eric Severide came to speak. The auditorium was packed. Holt was there a couple years ago and...meh.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (W/lyH)

50 Bill O'Reilly' s new book will be Killing MSNBC.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (cMcMn)

51 And USAID no longer exists. I don't know why I bring it up. Completely unrelated. Silly me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
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yeah, all MSM cash flows lead to USAID seems to be not all that far fetched.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

52 Bloodbath status?

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

53 >> He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.
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Who?

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (uoSeY)

54 I think MSNBC should start thinking outside the box and hire someone like the host of the YT channel "Black Conservative Perspective", Greg Foreman, for a show. He's entertaining, perceptive, and he has a superb work ethic. I've never met him or spoke to him, but his channel is a must-watch for me.

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (rj6Yv)

55 Lester Holt is the jock itch of newsreaders.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (WyvY4)

56 And now here she is, with no following of her own.
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Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (IIsq3)

57 "Everything is wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells pretty well most of the time.

But...it's not working all of a sudden?

And USAID no longer exists. I don't know why I bring it up. Completely unrelated. Silly me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
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I've noticed that the professionally printed protest signs have disappeared. Perhaps this country is not so neatly divided down the middle as we thought.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (GZYu7)

58 46 Reviewbrah > Lester Holt
Seriously, look at that guy’s subscriber count. And he’s not nearly as off-putting as Lester.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (uoSeY)

Juke Box Hero >>> Boob Tube Zero

Posted by: Foreigner at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

59 I remember Lester Holt from his time in Boston and he was more boring and mediocre than Martha Raddatz, who was at least semi-normal during her Beantown gig...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (TGPs7)

60 Ooohhh. He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.

Posted by: Just Lily
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Succinct observation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

61 Seriously, "everything's wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells well almost all of the time.

I don't really understand why it's flailing so badly now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

Who knows what is real, honestly? We know the CIA through its various organizations controls most media outlets worldwide, including 90% of Ukrainian language media (through USAID).

So this could be a strategic recalibration on someones part or maybe the CIA money to the propaganda did truly dry up. Who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (uCjyK)

62
There was so much Clown in Clown World that the Clowniness was simply unsustainable on a long enough timetable.

If you described 2020-2024 to a leftist in 2000, not only would your leftist claim that no one on his side wanted any of that stuff, but obviously this was just a right wing parody of the left.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (t0Rmr)

63 There's still a lot of boomers that just sit down and watch the evening news, no matter who's doing it.

Need to reassess what's expected of companies that get licenses for broadcasting over public airwaves.

CBS has become worse than MSNBC.

There used to be laws (although never enforced) that had tighter laws on bias.

Posted by: Leupold at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (4pwAx)

64 Clay is right. Podcasters and you settlers have to compete for followers. The legacy media forgot about this, thus it is ded.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (Gr7bP)

65 Trump was the rock they all broke themselves on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (u73oe)

66 Lester Holt is moving to the show that actually has a following - seems like a smart career decision. People love that stuff. You know how many podcasts there are on crime? Including Dateline.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (GZYu7)

67 >> I've noticed that the professionally printed protest signs have disappeared.
———
DC Kinko’s hardest hit.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (uoSeY)

68 BIG HOCHUL NY STATE HEALTHCARE SCANDAL!

https://tinyurl.com/56x8pwm7

AUDIT HOCHUL!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 24, 2025 02:40 PM (ohSsM)

69 It figures, no one called the Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (JmUtS)

70 53 >> He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.
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Who?
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (uoSeY)

I had forgotten he existed too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (bss/y)

71 51 yeah, all MSM cash flows lead to USAID seems to be not all that far fetched.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

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Politico was received over $30 million from federal government subscriptions to PoliticoPro every year. Until now.

Now, $30 million isn't a lot of money to a company like Apple.

But Politico? It's total revenue is, apparently, about $200 million. Losing roughly 15% of your total revenue overnight? That'll leave a mark.

And who knows if it was receiving other grants through NGOs and such.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

72 I will bring a ducky and one of those cool brushes with the handle to the bloodbath.

And my best floral shower cap.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (PEvHb)

73 LOL, Jim Acosta was making ugly remarks about Karoline Leavitt , on X. To which she responded that at least she has a job.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (g47mK)
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Heh, I had a lefty going on about how many degrees he had to me, and I responded similarly. The apoplectic rage from the leftists was a sight to behold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (tT6L1)

74 Over at Hot Air there's a story that Stonewall UK, the major trans rights group in the UK is a USAID front . They are vicious scum who flamed every attempt to have a rational conversation and they were funded by us.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (cMcMn)

75 Which is is more dead, TV, Newspapers, or Magazines??

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (PCK5/)

76 Clay Travis is another one the dems lost due to free speech issues.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (KbCG3)

77 The dinosaur news media needs to transition to unemployed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (JmUtS)

78 60 Ooohhh. He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.

Posted by: Just Lily
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Succinct observation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

So lots of gay sex?

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

79 "Everything is wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells pretty well most of the time.

But...it's not working all of a sudden?

My favorite example of this was when the left had complete control of the government at various points - the presidency, both houses of congress, the courts, the bureaucracy, and the media and they'd trot out "the reason everything sucks is all those rightwing people not believing in Obamanomics!"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

80 "Her career is over"

I can picture her on a corner in Times Square, holding a sign "Will scream about Trump for food"

Posted by: Josephistan at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (y9ksN)

81 34 It was reported a few weeks ago that NBC/Universal wants to spin off it's "cable" channels, including MSNBC.

I imagine that a significant part of this is cutting some of the overpriced 'talent" and ditching the most toxic and controversial hosts to make a sale more palatable to potential buyers.
Posted by: can of spam
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MSNBC has the oldest audience out of the cable news networks. Its viewers are literally dying off by the day and its streaming operations simply are not making up the slack.

It, like CNN, is essentially a zombie institution that caters to the aging lefties of the Baby Boom generation that view scandal in a GOP administration as Watergate and every Dem scandal as the fault of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

That same dynamic is also killing their network comedy shows like Colbert, SNL, and Kimmel.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (ctrM5)

82 This is a bloodbath and I need to bathe.

*pop corn*

Posted by: The Children of Babylon at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

83 74 Over at Hot Air there's a story that Stonewall UK, the major trans rights group in the UK is a USAID front . They are vicious scum who flamed every attempt to have a rational conversation and they were funded by us.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (cMcMn)

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Laying off 50% of your workforce because the US government stopped funding you?

Yeah, you're really fighting the man, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

84 Speaking of Zero's.

The left must be jonesing for a shot of copium because a new Netflix movie Zero Day cast Robert DeNiro as president of the US.

Robert DeNiro is now Robert DeZero!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (w4nzS)

85 79 My favorite example of this was when the left had complete control of the government at various points - the presidency, both houses of congress, the courts, the bureaucracy, and the media and they'd trot out "the reason everything sucks is all those rightwing people not believing in Obamanomics!"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

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And then we had our last honest election in 2010.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

86 77 The dinosaur news media needs to transition to unemployed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (JmUtS)

MSM fossils need to fossilize.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

87 Horrible Hochul scandal?

She flashed her granny panties?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (JmUtS)

88 Guy's got a helluva forehead. I'll give him that.

Posted by: John Cornyn at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (paSBy)

89 >>But Politico? Its total revenue is, apparently, about $200 million. Losing roughly 15% of your total revenue overnight? That'll leave a mark.
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Or leave no mark. Like, no signature on your paycheck, for example.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (uoSeY)

90 Over at Hot Air there's a story that Stonewall UK, the major trans rights group in the UK is a USAID front . They are vicious scum who flamed every attempt to have a rational conversation and they were funded by us.

Globohomo came out of nowhere and just kept winning and winning on ever more absurd ideas. The idea that it was complete astroturf paid for by us fits all the observable evidence perfectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (t0Rmr)

91 What are my passions? Long walks on the beaches. Staring lovingly into my eyes in the mirror while sipping a pina collata. Dancing naked in the moonlight nude but for a pair of nine inch leather pumps

Posted by: Field Marshal Lester Holt at February 24, 2025 02:42 PM (wBaIH)

92 51 And USAID no longer exists. I don't know why I bring it up. Completely unrelated. Silly me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
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yeah, all MSM cash flows lead to USAID seems to be not all that far fetched.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM

It is EXACTLY why they all stayed...and now why they are all going...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (exHjb)

93 I can picture her on a corner in Times Square, holding a sign "Will scream about Trump for food"
Posted by: Josephistan at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (y9ksN)
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She's going to have trouble standing out from all the other crazies holding similar signs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

94 The pee-pee dossier was a UK op.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (g47mK)

95 Gosh, I am noticing a trend — MSNBC got a racism problem?

Alinsky #4 you guys, good and hard!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (Hkcdp)

96 The will probably put Reid on the View, perfect job for that blowhard

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (NtVYv)

97 The racist purge continues at MSNBC. Just read a TV ratings headline -- Faux beat both CNN and MSNBC. It's unfair. Repugs don't do much but watch TV. Dems actually have lives and go outside to parks, volunteer at humane societies, visit museums and libraries.

All had "filler" shows in tough time slots. Does MSNBC have anything *better* to fill those time slots? MSNBC, the alleged bastion of liberals, has former GOP rep Scarborough, former head of RNC, Michael Steele, former Bush spokesman Nicole Wallace.

This seems like Musk and the incels directly. Guessing Trump and his P2025 Natzeeeees appointed the new head of MSNBC. This is obviously the billionaires burning the country to the ground. Just God Damned what is being allowed to go on as we ride the high road moral shit train.

Unbelievable. That's so damned sick. Shame! It's hard to believe anyone would do something that overtly, crudely racist. I can't imagine how luminescent the new staff will be. They''ll look like the inside of a carton of eggs. (Followed by several images of 1940s German families...?)

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

98 I won’t be satisfied until they drop all of these assholes on an island, give them a loin cloth and a baseball bat, then place food and water for one person inside in a walled compound. Cowabunga.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (dXJKn)

99 So now that Joy Reid, Lester Holt and that Lemon Faggot are no longer on the air, who are bitter faced, cropped haired, democrat shut ins supposed to watch as they rub one out?

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite, Asshole at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (NAF5O)

100 OH NO...

Anyway

Posted by: Life of Wryly at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (1FWWQ)

101 ">> He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.
———
Who?
Posted by: electronic means "

He's the guy who could lick his own eyeballs.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (0HaGk)

102 If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (W/lyH)

103 MSNBC has the oldest audience out of the cable news networks. Its viewers are literally dying off by the day and its streaming operations simply are not making up the slack.
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"This is about us, isn't it?"
-- DU posters

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (IIsq3)

104
As you probably know, Comcast-Universal is putting MSNBC and a bunch of other dying cable channels up for sale. They're scrambling to make this basketcase presentable for sale.

First thing, your house needs an exterior paint job, and remodel the kitchen. Don't worry about the other stuff.

Posted by: Comcast's Real Estate Agent at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (y9nCu)

105 So.

Will they all learn to code?

And would you trust that code...?

Something tells me they'd get baffled with LOGO.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (/Uw4P)

106 97 The racist purge continues at MSNBC. Just read a TV ratings headline -- Faux beat both CNN and MSNBC. It's unfair. Repugs don't do much but watch TV. Dems actually have lives and go outside to parks, volunteer at humane societies, visit museums and libraries.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

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I love this reversal of the idea we have about the left.

It's not that they have jobs. It's that they spend all their free time...at humanitarian shelters.

The left is notoriously bad at charitable giving, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

107 Lester Holt has a mannequin neck and his head looks like it isn't sitting properly or something. looks weird...
Lester Headroom

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (w4nzS)

108 OMG! NOT THE CEASEFIRE!!!

New York Times Laments Focus on Murdered Bibas Kids Endangers the Precious Ceasefire

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I guess that's new that's not fit to print.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (L/fGl)

109 Lester Holtz was murdering it at NBC News for years which makes him uniquely qualified to be a Dateline host.

New business card sticker to cover up his old job title:

Lester Holtz
Nuts and Sluts who Murder
Host

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (Q8Bj8)

110 And then we had our last honest election in 2010.

A lot of interesting bad things world wide started around 2012.

Elections have consequences much more significant than "I voted for the black guy so you can never say I'm a racist again!"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (t0Rmr)

111 97 Unbelievable. That's so damned sick. Shame! It's hard to believe anyone would do something that overtly, crudely racist. I can't imagine how luminescent the new staff will be. They''ll look like the inside of a carton of eggs. (Followed by several images of 1940s German families...?)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

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America so racist, even die-hard leftists hate black people on MSNBC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

112 99 So now that Joy Reid, Lester Holt and that Lemon Faggot are no longer on the air, who are bitter faced, cropped haired, democrat shut ins supposed to watch as they rub one out?
Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite, Asshole at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (NAF5O)

Lemon Faggot…. the next Ben & Jerry’s flavor??

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (PCK5/)

113 BASIC is too far advanced for that crowd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (JmUtS)

114 Killing her softly with her song... RIP Roberta Flack.
Also, she made The Fugees great...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (TGPs7)

115 It's way harder to win online, but when you do, you have a career for life. Your audience will follow you anywhere. Because you are the platform.

Glenn Beck, Tucker, Megyn Kelly come to mind.

It's true.

The old Broadcast/Network model is busted.
Their main audience is dying out.

I don't know how they fix that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

116 Since these clowns (Reid, Acosta, Lemon, etc.) didn't have much of an audience when on cable, what makes anyone think that would translate to an audience in the Web-O-Sphere? Where partisan hacks and race baiters are literally free everywhere you look.

I don't know if they planned on migrating their gig over to some streaming service that was/wasn't free... but if they thought they'd be making bank they seriously thought wrong.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (Q4IgG)

117 >>>From the New York Post: Racist MSNBC actually is getting rid of all their minority hosts.

This is the right tack. Saddle them with these racist halfwits, and shame them for being racists when they try to lose the dead weight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (i24o9)

118 You know if cable would offer some Tentacle Pron Channels they would double their subscriptions.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (pLaQB)

119 Lemon Faggot…. the next Ben & Jerry’s flavor??
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (PCK5
Do, that’s what Dateline means?

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (jgmnb)

120 102 If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (W/lyH)

And, sadly, still alive.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (PCK5/)

121 The left is notoriously bad at charitable giving, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
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I know my wife and I make far less than that grifter Beto yet I know we gave more to charity than that human pond filth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

122 75 Which is is more dead, TV, Newspapers, or Magazines??
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (PCK5/)

I was about to say magazines. But newspapers as far more so because newspapers are time locked. An article on a Ferrari 250 California can wait a few months (or years) for you to read it.

Finding out in nearly real time and reading an in depth story on say JD Vance's speech in Munich is far better.

Another thing to point out, now that no one is waiting for Time or Newsweek's take on the events of the day it means they have no time to put 'delicate. crafted' spin on anything. Everyone has to react quickly, which I think makes it more likely to be true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:45 PM (bss/y)

123 If you love your ceasefire that much, move to Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (JmUtS)

124 53 >> He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.
———
Who?
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:38 PM (uoSeY)

I had forgotten he existed too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:41 PM (bss/y)

hahahah SHEMP !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

125 Old Hotness: MSDNC
New Hotness: MSDOGE

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (Q8Bj8)

126 "Improper syntax? That's structural racism!!"

-Joy "WTF is GitHub?" Reid

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (/Uw4P)

127 >> Just read a TV ratings headline -- Faux beat both CNN and MSNBC. It's unfair. Repugs don't do much but watch TV.
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Wait, so it’s unfair that Democrats won’t watch enough TV that supports Democrats? I’d have a serious talk with Democrats about this.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (uoSeY)

128 First Norah, now (Mo)Lester.

And 60 Minutes is still doing stories about starving children in Africa.

The MSM no longer exists except to the boomers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (dZgSa)

129 If the armament is already on the ropes with USAID funds drying up, just wait until RFK jr eliminates pharmaceutical commercials!!

Maybe, just maybe that’s part of why the didn’t want him at HHS?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (Hkcdp)

130 79 "Everything is wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells pretty well most of the time.

But...it's not working all of a sudden?

My favorite example of this was when the left had complete control of the government at various points - the presidency, both houses of congress, the courts, the bureaucracy, and the media and they'd trot out "the reason everything sucks is all those rightwing people not believing in Obamanomics!"
Posted by: 18-1
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Generational replacement of voters--Greatest Generation is almost all gone from death, most of the Silents, ditto. Now it is eating into the Baby Boom generation as Gen X is replacing them as the senior voting group.

TV is a dying institution because streaming lets you avoid the gatekeepers. Ditto for news, Twitter and substack are becoming the new national journalism sources displacing old dying institutions of TV news, newspapers, and cable news.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (ctrM5)

131 LOL, Jim Acosta was making ugly remarks about Karoline Leavitt , on X. To which she responded that at least she has a job.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2025 02:35 PM (g47mK)

She did it on a stage at CPAC, too. Which Acosta never also got to do. For me he vanished from the news once Trump left 4 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (n7h9X)

132 Looks like AfD has won 20%

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (JmUtS)

133 The racist purge continues at MSNBC.

Yes, get rid of the racists at MSNBC. Why would leftists be against that?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

134 The left is notoriously bad at charitable giving, though.

Because even the wealthy ones will tell you they don't have enough money already between taxes and their maid and their nanny and their multi-million dollar mortgage and their two EVs and the yearly trips over seas and....

But remember they are middle class and the government really needs to start taxing the rich more

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (t0Rmr)

135 Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about such as gay dating ass pirating techniques and fecal fetishes.

I may have made up that last part.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (dXJKn)

136 127 >> Just read a TV ratings headline -- Faux beat both CNN and MSNBC. It's unfair. Repugs don't do much but watch TV.
———
Wait, so it’s unfair that Democrats won’t watch enough TV that supports Democrats? I’d have a serious talk with Democrats about this.
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (uoSeY)

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Also, FoxNews gets, what, 5 million views a night?

77 million voted for Trump.

Cable news is a very small slice of the electorate. One might call it unrepresentative given the changing nature of media consumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

137 They have it in for Trump (Uk is). Because he sees them for what they are - a drowning has-been, blind to its massive problems, biggest being Islamist take over of their country. "Threat from within" is about them. And Trump is unwilling to let them lead. As for some reason they think they are entitled to.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (g47mK)

138 My alma mater is hosting a seminar where I can learn how best to dismantle systems of inequity.

I think I'll start by not donating to them.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (PiwSw)

139 102.

Wherever they bury that evil commie maggot will instantly become the World's Busiest Urinal. Destination Tourism.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (PEvHb)

140 That’s MSM not “armament” - weird autocorrect

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

141 >>>Her career is over.

That's a shame. Anyway.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (i24o9)

142 I love how it's racist if the person is a leftist of "color", but it's not racist if it's someone like Clarence Thomas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

143 Your audience will follow you anywhere.
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Tonight the Horde dines in HELL!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (/tzYP)

144 Wait, so it’s unfair that Democrats won’t watch enough TV that supports Democrats? I’d have a serious talk with Democrats about this.
Posted by: electronic means
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They have been trying to make taxpayer subsidized news a thing. Apparently what they got under the table was not enough to feed the insatiable leftists working in those places.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (ctrM5)

145 This seems like Musk and the incels directly.

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He's got quite a brood of kids for an incel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (L/fGl)

146 Elections have consequences much more significant than "I voted for the black guy so you can never say I'm a racist again!"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:44 PM (t0Rmr)

That's good, cause you're still racist!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (bss/y)

147 That’s MSM not “armament” - weird autocorrect

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

It knows we are at war.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (i24o9)

148 Just read a piece of a retired general I know well. A comment was made about how the firings at the Pentagon sure look racist.
I said that also sounds like MSNBC.
Silence...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (W/lyH)

149 Jane Fonda's gravesite will become a SuperFund site in 30 days

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (JmUtS)

150 Dems actually have lives and go outside to parks, volunteer at humane societies, visit museums and libraries.
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Karnack the Great: What are 4 places empty and dying?

(LOL, but damn does DU have a high opinion of themselves; literal angles on Earth.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (IIsq3)

151 10 PRINT "Goodbye, World!"
20 GOTO 10

Posted by: They can't even get through page 1 of the dummies' guide at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (VoAdT)

152 Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline," where he plans to expand his influence and craft in-depth segments on topics he is passionate about

_____

WTF, man ?

Posted by: Craig Melvin at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (NtVYv)

153 I know my wife and I make far less than that grifter Beto yet I know we gave more to charity than that human pond filth.
Posted by: blake

For true Lefty believers, every dollar in charitable giving helps delay The People demanding the government provide for the need, whatever it is, as that's government's purpose.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

154 So much awesomeness. I thought that the one, minor, downside if Trump won would be that the worst of the FNM propaganda outfits and anchors etc would get new life from the Trump-hate.

Hearing about them getting downsized is a sweet little bit of bonus.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (CKOCg)

155 > He's getting the Sheperd Smith treatment.
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Talk about flouncing. I don't know if he looked into doing pod-casts or whatever, but he sure as shit gave up running his mouth in a hurry. Even Meagan Kelly who was all but exiled from MSM has made "something" of a career on-line.

Dude just gave up. Anyone do a welfare check?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

156 You'll all be sorry when Trump forces all channels to be Gorilla channels!

DU, probably.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (QkgHF)

157 >Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 24, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)
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Man, that is a lot of hot nonsense

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (AOsQT)

158 Also, FoxNews gets, what, 5 million views a night?

77 million voted for Trump.

Cable news is a very small slice of the electorate. One might call it unrepresentative given the changing nature of media consumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Dying industries generally see one competitor predominating before it is lights out. Basically because survival of the fittest when the ecology turns bad.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (ctrM5)

159 My alma mater is hosting a seminar where I can learn how best to dismantle systems of inequity.

I think I'll start by not donating to them.

I saw some leftist stumble on the idea that legacy admissions to elite colleges is a form of inequality and I almost had to laugh. Now...go right ahead my lefty friends and see just how amenable your diverse, woke college is about taking away freebies from the people that give them millions of dollars. Seriously go storm the dean's office with this demand and see what happens

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (t0Rmr)

160
And Yet...

those two lying cunts, joe & meeka, are still employed

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (kvigd)

161 Lee Enterprises, owns a lot of local newspapers or websites, their sign up and subscription services went Tango Uniform two weeks ago, the day after the USAID funding was axed or whatever. Still down, on every website I checked.

Our local Lee-owned rag is basically nothing but high school sports for local headlines. They report the bare minimum local crime (the actual stuff is horrific, and Not Reported., fluff pieces, and BS.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (D+1MQ)

162 >> Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline,"
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Does this involve changing pronouns? I must know.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (uoSeY)

163 This is fascinating to me because the Internet arena is the exact opposite -- your audience is directly connected to you because the audience has an infinite array of choices and picked you. It's far more competitive & authentic online so the connection is much deeper

so true.

I actually was thinking about this a.m.
there are a few YT channels I check in on. I"m not subbed, but the hosts have engaging personalities and they present good content in their genre. Their following grows incrementally, in some cases exponentially.

the internet platforms are populated by relatable human beings, not NPCs delivering NWO talking points.

Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (dCxaZ)

164 Tonight the Horde dines in HELL!!!
[tips not included]

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (/tzYP)

165 Trump-Macron Press Conference - Live:

https://www.youtube.com/live/97UHLPtc6zQ

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (6ydKt)

166 If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.
Posted by: Diogenes

And incredibly dumb. She makes AOC look like Madame Curie.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

167 I recall Lester Holt as a Presidential Debates moderator. He always seemed rather gentlemanly. The least-bad liberal journo. Harold Ford is another one that's easy on the nerves.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (NLIak)

168 9 Seriously, "everything's wrong and it's the other guy's fault," sells well almost all of the time.

I don't really understand why it's flailing so badly now.

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The legitimacy of Trump's 2024 win, how obviously popular it is now to embrace him, and how freed and fed up so many people are from the COVID / tranny / woke hell of the last 4 years, topped off with Trump's executive orders, FCC chair gunning for anyone woke in media, and the residual financial hit they're taking from everything DOGE is doing... it's just the stake through legacy media's heart. A slice of the audience for "it's the other guys' fault" no longer believes it and has been given cultural cover to defect, and much of the remaining audience feels too conned / depressed to tune in right now. It ain't 2017 when they were a force and Trump could be painted illegitimate so they could / should 'resist'. They're deflated. And as VDH said, Trump is the Patton-ish shock brigade, not giving the Dems a second to breathe as he keeps body-slamming them with action.

Posted by: bearski at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (Bhsk7)

169 That's one theory. Here's another one: All of these media companies see a huge decline in their ratings and are offering their "talent" deep pay cuts if they want to keep their jobs.
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Their ratings have been kinda shit for a while.

One wonders how much of this is the result of the federal spigot being turned down. Maybe direct payments from USAID, maybe just money that winds up in their hands because it first went to someone friendly (who buys ads on these networks thinking that's a good investment)

Posted by: Methos at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (Dnobf)

170 Take news show ratings vs how many viewers an X post by Trump or JD.

They don’t need the media - none of Trump’s team do, not as a way to reach us. Gatekeeping is a dying market. Learn to cope!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (Hkcdp)

171 126 "Improper syntax? That's structural racism!!"

-Joy "WTF is GitHub?" Reid

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (/Uw4P)

I don't know if there's a computer language called Ebonics...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

172 149.

Did the bitch die?

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (mTyCr)

173
This is a bloodbath and I need to bathe.

Unpublished Harlan Ellison story.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

174 "Holt will transition to a full-time anchor role at "Dateline,"

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Good Lord, "Dateline" is still on the air?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (wb1YC)

175 Even learning to code is not a sure-fire paycheck.

Now being reported that NetEase, creators of Marvel Rivals, is looking to cut funding to all the Western game studios they have funded during the Wuhan Flu years due to these studios being lazy monetary sinkholes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (JmUtS)

176 "Lemon Faggot" sounds like an 80s Alternative band

Posted by: Josephistan at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (y9ksN)

177 Leftist podcasts and streaming shows don't typically work because of the same reason that Air America died a quick death on the radio.

Nobody wants to listen to any of these morons talking directly out of their asses for any length of time.

Posted by: ballistic at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (R6GhA)

178 Imma surprised Jane Fonda is alive.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (pLaQB)

179 166 If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.
Posted by: Diogenes

And incredibly dumb. She makes AOC look like Madame Curie.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

They're all radioactive?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

180 There is a reason the Brits call these idiots "presenters".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 24, 2025 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

181 I"m not subbed,
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I misread that as "I'm not snubbed..." and was going to have said, "That's why come to the HQ!" but I guess not.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (/tzYP)

182 Looks like AfD has won 20%
Posted by: Anna Puma

However the other 6 parties conspired to lock AfD out of the ruling coalition that will now be made up of Germany's version of the Uniparty. Old boss same as the new boss.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (Q8Bj8)

183 142 I love how it's racist if the person is a leftist of "color", but it's not racist if it's someone like Clarence Thomas...
Posted by: jim

He ain't black!

Posted by: Joe Biden, race arbiter at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

184 I recall Lester Holt as a Presidential Debates moderator. He always seemed rather gentlemanly. The least-bad liberal journo. Harold Ford is another one that's easy on the nerves.

Some of the older lefties remember what the old grift was like. Yes you were supposed to skew left but make in believable versus the modern "Trump needs to be treated like a NAZI!"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (t0Rmr)

185 I wonder what happens to MSM if cable bundling is eliminated? I believe everyone gets a cut from your cable package even if it's not a channel you watch.

I know those revenues are dwindling but, I believe they still exist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

186 This is a bloodbath and I need to bathe.

"They're all gonna laugh at you!"

(gym doors slam, fire begins)

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (+oR7L)

187 >>176 "Lemon Faggot" sounds like an 80s Alternative band

Or perhaps a new British cigarette.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (fqBQa)

188 Lester Holt, who NBC claims is a "Republican"
———
I am Napoleon Bonaparte.
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025

***
I'm 'enery the Eighth, I am!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

189
However the other 6 parties conspired to lock AfD out of the ruling coalition that will now be made up of Germany's version of the Uniparty. Old boss same as the new boss.

More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (t0Rmr)

190 164 Tonight the Horde dines in HELL!!!
[tips not included]
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (/tzYP)

Is this throwing shade at sous-vide?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

191 "This is about us, isn't it?"
-- DU posters
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
=======
I would wager DU demographics are probably very similar to MSNBC.

Elderly, white, extremely liberal, and work/retired from in blue industries in education, media, ngos, or governments of all levels.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)

192 The MSM no longer exists except to the boomers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2025 02:46 PM (dZgSa
I haven’t watched common news in 15 years. Hell, I haven’t watched Fox in 10 years except for elections. I get my news right here as GOD intended, for many years.
- Eromero 76 year old ‘boomer’

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (jgmnb)

193 >> Dems actually have lives and go outside to parks, volunteer at humane societies, visit museums and libraries.
———
Edited for clarity: Dems actually sleep on park benches, collect fourteen mangy cats, smear orange paint on art and look at porno on library computers.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (uoSeY)

194 148 Just read a piece of a retired general I know well. A comment was made about how the firings at the Pentagon sure look racist.
I said that also sounds like MSNBC.
Silence...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 02:48 PM (W/lyH)

That was surely part of the reason to make so many minority, women, and goon appointments. So as to shield them from scrutiny and any accountability.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (bss/y)

195 Lemon Faggot, UK version of a Virginia Slim?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (JmUtS)

196 If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.
Posted by: Diogenes

And irrelevant. Her days are long over as being an out spoken activist blah blah whatever. She is so stunning and brave making her usual remarks at a SAG awards show to her fellow Hollywood Marxists. No one cares Jane.

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

197 More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.
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Just like France and Britain. Odd, that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (pLaQB)

198
I love how Jane Fonda gets a lifetime achievement SAG award, and she spends most of her speech whining about Trump.

He really does live in their mind and soaks into every crevice of their being.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (+oR7L)

199 197 More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.
---------------
Just like France and Britain. Odd, that.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (pLaQB)

========

5% voted for a far leftist party...that's explicitly anti-immigrant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

200 185 I wonder what happens to MSM if cable bundling is eliminated? I believe everyone gets a cut from your cable package even if it's not a channel you watch.

I know those revenues are dwindling but, I believe they still exist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

I only do cable for my cable modem. Don't watch cable TV. I get plenty over-the-air channels, and I hardly watch TV anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

201 I don't know if there's a computer language called Ebonics...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
------------------

Speaking of ebonics, anyone else notice Bill Cosby didn't wind up in jail over his date rape drugging until after he called out the Black community over Ebonics?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

202 Too little, too late. They are not going to get the audience that they think they will get as a result of these changes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (e5NfL)

203 "Lemon Faggot" sounds like an 80s Alternative band
Posted by: Josephistan

I saw Lemon Faggot open for The Raspberries at the Corn Palace.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (cYBz/)

204 I am Napoleon Bonaparte.
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025

***
I'm 'enery the Eighth, I am!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"Charge!"
-- Teddy Brewster Roosevelt

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

205 MSLSD was one moderately watchable but, it was 25 years ago.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (1FWWQ)

206 Elon Musk an Incel LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (KQk9m)

207 191 "This is about us, isn't it?"
-- DU posters
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
=======
I would wager DU demographics are probably very similar to MSNBC.

Elderly, white, extremely liberal, and work/retired from in blue industries in education, media, ngos, or governments of all levels.
Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)

Products of the 50’s/60’s…. not enough left to be determinate, as in the past..

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (PCK5/)

208 Though I agree with Ace. Strategically, these guys are blundering trying to recapture some middle ground of journalism / trust. Who do they think they're gonna win back? They should just go full fire-hose woke and accept that they're always going to have a marginal audience. The trust ain't ever coming back from anyone else. This isn't a good approach for the country (unless this leads to them going bankrupt without instigating mass murderers / assassins; unlikely...), but business-wise, the better move for them...

Maybe they are sticking in that direction and just cutting cost. Maybe the replacements will still be crazy woke, just cheaper...

Posted by: bearski at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (Bhsk7)

209 General CQ decided to comment on St. Floyd, in uniform whilst on active duty. And comment favorably on him, basically. That was profoundly idiotic, and totally illegal. He must have been promoted far above his common sense level. Worse, is a command climate that looks the other way.

He would have done much better, insofar if he had come right out and said Floyd was an ambulatory piece of shit. Still illegal, but so long as we’re ignoring the UCMJ ….

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (D+1MQ)

210 I love how Jane Fonda gets a lifetime achievement SAG award, and she spends most of her speech whining about Trump.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (+oR7L)
-

Fonda's hanoing, isn't she!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (ohSsM)

211 However the other 6 parties conspired to lock AfD out of the ruling coalition that will now be made up of Germany's version of the Uniparty. Old boss same as the new boss.

More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (t0Rmr)

Hmnmm. It would be really nice to have guns right about now, eh Fitz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (bss/y)

212 Leftist podcasts and streaming shows don't typically work because of the same reason that Air America died a quick death on the radio.

Nobody wants to listen to any of these morons talking directly out of their asses for any length of time.
---
It's worse than that. I've listened to a couple of lefties on teh toks.
They are all conversation bullies, know-it-alls and condescending.
And it's so bizarre--while they are spouting the same pre-chewed talking points they regurgitate from Mommy Media, they insist everyone else just doesn't know the truth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (IIsq3)

213 206 Elon Musk an Incel LOL
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (KQk9m)

Everyone knows that chicks hate tall billionaires.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (VoAdT)

214 Talk about flouncing. I don't know if he looked into doing pod-casts or whatever, but he sure as shit gave up running his mouth in a hurry. Even Meagan Kelly who was all but exiled from MSM has made "something" of a career on-line.

Dude just gave up. Anyone do a welfare check?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2025 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)
==
He does Dateline podcasts already I believe.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (GZYu7)

215 But places like France, England, and Germany are having weekly atrocities due to these 'immigrants.'

History may not repeat. Replace Bolsheviks with Paki immigrants and you have something that does rhyme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (JmUtS)

216
Jane Fonda gets a lifetime achievement SAG award

Sagging for a lifetime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

217 >>However the other 6 parties conspired to lock AfD out of the ruling coalition that will now be made up of Germany's version of the Uniparty. Old boss same as the new

I can see no way this could come back to bite them.
People love being told who they can't vote for.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (fqBQa)

218 5% voted for a far leftist party...that's explicitly anti-immigrant.
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Oddly, to make leftism work you really need a tight border. Yet, the 95% left believes otherwise.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (pLaQB)

219 213 206 Elon Musk an Incel LOL
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (KQk9m)

Everyone knows that chicks hate tall billionaires.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (VoAdT)

And all the babies he's had with women prove it...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

220 >>More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.
———
Muh Democracy in action.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (uoSeY)

221 TV is so ghetto.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (0HaGk)

222 It's worse than that. I've listened to a couple of lefties on teh toks.
They are all conversation bullies, know-it-alls and condescending.
And it's so bizarre--while they are spouting the same pre-chewed talking points they regurgitate from Mommy Media, they insist everyone else just doesn't know the truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 02:55 PM (IIsq3)

Wait, you're saying they are all Sean Hannity?

That does sound horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (bss/y)

223 "Lemon Faggot" sounds like an 80s Alternative band
Posted by: Josephistan

I saw Lemon Faggot open for The Raspberries at the Corn Palace.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (cYBz/)

Lemon Faggot opened for The Butthole Surfers at the Paramount.

I didn't go; no homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

224 I've been a broken record about news readers being the most overpaid profession in the world. Even the ones allegedly on the right.

Only those that make their own money through podcasts or their own radio show that they syndicate earn the money .

Sirius almost bankrupt themselves overpaying their talent. Stern always dumped on podcasts I assume because there weren't any deep pockets paying the salaries.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (VofaG)

225 Everyone knows that chicks hate tall billionaires.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Well, I hate them too, since they want to destroy all those videos of hot chicks with their cute kids.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

226 218 5% voted for a far leftist party...that's explicitly anti-immigrant.
---------------
Oddly, to make leftism work you really need a tight border. Yet, the 95% left believes otherwise.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 02:56 PM (pLaQB)

guns pointing in instead of pointing out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

227 Cable News is a dead man walking.

Cable subscribers have been cord-cutting en masse as they move to full-on streaming, and media companies have had to grudgingly shift to internet delivery to keep them as customers.

When you entirely drop cable, the way that you interact with news changes. I rarely look at a TV news show anymore.

Citizen journalists like Ace will fill the void.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (Gqoy+)

228
More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.

The very model of democracy.

Posted by: Modern Major General at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (63Dwl)

229 185 I wonder what happens to MSM if cable bundling is eliminated? I believe everyone gets a cut from your cable package even if it's not a channel you watch.

I know those revenues are dwindling but, I believe they still exist.
Posted by: blake

They are dying as well as cable is feeling pressure to keep selling cable at a reasonable price point. Cable packages like local stations only or raw internet access do not allow places like ESPN, etc. to get carriage fees.

Internet provision is becoming a commodity which means that the remaining cable channels are going to have to convert to streaming.

The old synergy of linking content companies with access to tv and internet is failing and 5G is making that worse. ATT spun off its content companies so it is strictly an internet provider and Comcast is being forced by pricing pressures to do the same. You have Elon with his satellites, 5G from wireless providers, and legacy fiber optics/cable duking it out for that largely built out market.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (ctrM5)

230 Well, I hate them too, since they want to destroy all those videos of hot chicks with their cute kids.
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
--------------

At least one of those gals much have hooked up with a billionaire because I notice she's sporting a new tattoo on one arm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (tT6L1)

231 Joy Reid has posted a blubbering video at X about her show meaning something. She does not see the irony of posting at X a company owned by Elon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (cMcMn)

232 Our local Lee-owned rag is basically nothing but high school sports for local headlines. They report the bare minimum local crime (the actual stuff is horrific, and Not Reported., fluff pieces, and BS.
Posted by: Common Tater

My local Las Cruces paper, a USA Today outhouse, mostly reports on lottery results and for the chef's kiss, gas prices in the Gulf of America states.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (Q8Bj8)

233 Time for an anime musical interlude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d-C_G2J_V0

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (JmUtS)

234 I would wager DU demographics are probably very similar to MSNBC.

Elderly, white, extremely liberal, and work/retired from in blue industries in education, media, ngos, or governments of all levels.

I have a family friend like this. Spent her life working for a scumbag lawyer and is now retired in a reddish state.

She hates Trump and blames him for literally everything, even things during 2020-2024. She was one of the "this inflation is real and its all Trump's fault" people because she's on a fixed budget.

She also complains about glorbul warmination all the time because after moving more then a thousand miles to the south "these summers are way hotter then when I was young". And I mean she's not wrong with her observation even as she ignores the obvious cause.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (t0Rmr)

235 223 "Lemon Faggot" sounds like an 80s Alternative band
Posted by: Josephistan

I saw Lemon Faggot open for The Raspberries at the Corn Palace.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2025 02:54 PM (cYBz/)

Lemon Faggot opened for The Butthole Surfers at the Paramount.

I didn't go; no homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

They held cornholing tournaments before, during, and after each concert, or so I hear...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

236 Looks like AfD has won 20%
Posted by: Anna Puma

However the other 6 parties conspired to lock AfD out of the ruling coalition that will now be made up of Germany's version of the Uniparty. Old boss same as the new boss.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 02:52 PM (Q8Bj

The German YT channels had feeds from the main parties' campaign headquarters during the ballot count. When the exit poll was announced, the AfD crowd was visibly disappointed with their 19.6% number. 20% was their threshold. A much happier room when the official return of 20.8% was announced.

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (rj6Yv)

237 Did Henry Fonda’s alleged daughter receive a presidential pardon for her collaboration with the North Vietnamese communists whom the US was at war with?

Aiding and abetting, providing material assistance, propaganda, not to mention the effect on morale of American P.O.W.s. Treason? Sedition? Is there a statute of limitations on that?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 02:59 PM (D+1MQ)

238 When your face and name are on stickers in the bottom of every VFW urinal in America, you should keep your commie cocksocket shut.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 02:59 PM (JttBc)

239 >> Joy Reid has posted a blubbering video at X about her show meaning something. She does not see the irony of posting at X a company owned by Elon
———
“Why won’t he notice me? Why?!?”

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 02:59 PM (uoSeY)

240 197 More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.

Ah, but the MSM analysis shows most AFD voters are from the former Eastern Europe areas, and have lower education than the other party voters. Therefore, they're dumb, racist, totalitarians that should be ignored.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (JCZqz)

241
"The ReidOut" has shed 47% of its total audience, averaging just 759,000 viewers after averaging 1.4 million viewers throughout 2024 leading up to Election Day, according to Nielsen Media Research.

--------

Fortunately, she saved her money, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (iTNuP)

242 They found the world's oldest bread...

Via MSN

The Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük was one of the oldest, largest, and best-preserved settlements in the world. It was located in the modern Turkish city of Konya and was recently examined by Necmettin Erbakan University's scientific experts. According to the reports of Daily Sabah, a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

243 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

244 Here is the formula for success in the new media, web3:

Let the story be the story.
Not you.
Your take, your reaction is secondary.

But that's impossible for the left, the narcissistic, moralistic left:
I am what is important.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (IIsq3)

245 Twitter women have learned to use the word "incel" to throw at any guy. Henry Cavill has been called an incel to the amusement of his fans.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (lEahz)

246 222 It's worse than that. I've listened to a couple of lefties on teh toks.
They are all conversation bullies, know-it-alls and condescending.
And it's so bizarre--while they are spouting the same pre-chewed talking points they regurgitate from Mommy Media, they insist everyone else just doesn't know the truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Wait, you're saying they are all Sean Hannity?
======
That does sound horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
=====
Pretty much. Video and speaking convey less information per hour consumed than does printed news sources because most people used to read faster than they can process spoken language.

Nowadays, many cannot read so it is spoken/visual for them or it doesn't exist to them.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (ctrM5)

247 Oddly, to make leftism work you really need a tight border. Yet, the 95% left believes otherwise.

The left's leadership believes it can use the invaders to suppress the native population.

Then the actual lefties just spout the things they are supposed to spout no matter how insane they are.

For example, American is an irredeemably racist and evil country with roving gangs of white supremacists and murderous cops. So we should encourage minorities to move here and get killed by them.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (t0Rmr)

248 Unfortunately, the US did not declare war against North Vietnam.

So we can't shoot Hanoi Jane or others.

Then Jimmy Carter pardoned all those draft dodgers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (JmUtS)

249 Elon is proving that being somewhere on the spectrum doesn't necessarily mean that you're an Incel.

Does prove that chicks gravitate to guys with fame and/or fortune.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (Gqoy+)

250 243 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

$ 4. 95 here

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

251 I'm trying to tho think of that former CNN anchor from years ago, Bernie something

he played it pretty straight if I recall

I had TV back then

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (AOsQT)

252 >> a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back
———
It was in a Panera bag.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (uoSeY)

253 242 They found the world's oldest bread...

Via MSN

The Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük was one of the oldest, largest, and best-preserved settlements in the world. It was located in the modern Turkish city of Konya and was recently examined by Necmettin Erbakan University's scientific experts. According to the reports of Daily Sabah, a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

If you microwave it, it’ll get soft….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

254 "This is a bloodbath"

Bloodbidet.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (IaVIh)

255 In the Joy Reid video was her smoke alarm low battery alarm beeping?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (Hkcdp)

256 More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.
---------------
Just like France and Britain. Odd, that.
======
And your 2-party system means you haven't had a relatively-conservative legislature since Newt.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (/tzYP)

257 245 Twitter women have learned to use the word "incel" to throw at any guy. Henry Cavill has been called an incel to the amusement of his fans.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (lEahz)

LOL. Cavill has entire female ewetub channels devoted to trying to throw themselves into his tiny arms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (bss/y)

258 250 243 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

$ 4. 95 here
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

2.69 in my AO….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

259 257 LOL. Cavill has entire female ewetub channels devoted to trying to throw themselves into his tiny arms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (bss/y)

========

But he can't get laid because he plays video games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

260 233 Time for an anime musical interlude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d-C_G2J_V0

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 02:58 PM (JmUtS)

The dems need to be launched into space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

261 “You can have a Welfare State, you can have Open Borders. You can’t have both”

Of course, destroying the currency and the entire system itself, is accelerated greatly this way. Now You Know.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (D+1MQ)

262 258 $3.19 in Shithole, IL.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (IaVIh)

263 245.
That's hilarious. Henry Cavill, the manufacturer's representative for pussy magnets, gets called an incel.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (JttBc)

264 Watson on his video pointed that out.

Those who voted to keep Germany fvcked are from the former West Germany areas that are also overflowing with all these refugees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (JmUtS)

265 242 They found the world's oldest bread...

Via MSN

The Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük was one of the oldest, largest, and best-preserved settlements in the world. It was located in the modern Turkish city of Konya and was recently examined by Necmettin Erbakan University's scientific experts. According to the reports of Daily Sabah, a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

I bet it's so stale it tastes like rock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

266 For example, American is an irredeemably racist and evil country with roving gangs of white supremacists and murderous cops, who are the only people who should be allowed to have guns. So we should encourage minorities to move here and get killed by them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (jc0TO)

267 252 >> a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back
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It was in a Panera bag.
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (uoSeY)

The doordash driver marked it as delivered.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (B9Prs)

268 253 242 They found the world's oldest bread...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

If you microwave it, it’ll get soft….
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

1) If you just cut the mold off, the rest is fine.

2) That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:03 PM (bss/y)

269 If you microwave it, it’ll get soft….
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

Where there's bread, there's beer.

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)

270 According to the reports of Daily Sabah, a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 24, 2025

***
And it was still good toasted with peanut butter!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

271 Incel. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

272 $2.75 in New Mexico.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (WylBZ)

273 250 243 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

$ 4. 95 here

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

Kali gas is expensive...they also raised the tax on it, I believe, just before the new year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

274 Intel is such a weird slur. What they seem to mean is “I wouldn’t sleep with you.”
And is most cases, that was never even a possibility, because the woman saying this is repulsive or a ho. Thanks, feminism!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)

275 Lemony Faggot: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

276 272 $2.75 in New Mexico.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (WylBZ)

cheaper in Old Mexico, but will give you engine the farts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

277 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)
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2.69 in my AO….
Posted by: tubal
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$ 4. 95 here
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

Donna is like Charlie Brown -- "I got a rock."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (kvigd)

278 Don Lemony Faggot: A Series of Unfortunate Events
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FIFY

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (WylBZ)

279 Is now a good time to remind everyone that Erick Erickson still dreams of returning to CNN?

I don't get his emails anymore but a year ago, he sure was holding himself out as the Sage of Georgia.
And everyone must consult him if they want to know how to win GA.

(bear poke) And Ron DeSantis went on his show first after announcing his candidacy for prez ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (IIsq3)

280 5% voted for a far leftist party...that's explicitly anti-immigrant.
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Oddly, to make leftism work you really need a tight border. Yet, the 95% left believes otherwise.
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And should be against 3rd World immigration adding to the West's carbon footprint!

Oddly enough, the few CAGW true-believer groups that fight immigration never get quoted by the MFM.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (/tzYP)

281 a charred spongy find was recovered and was identified to be "leavened bread," dated 8,600 years back
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It was in a Panera bag.
Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025

***
[Applause]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

282 She hates Trump and blames him for literally everything, even things during 2020-2024. She was one of the "this inflation is real and its all Trump's fault" people because she's on a fixed budget.

She also complains about glorbul warmination all the time because after moving more then a thousand miles to the south "these summers are way hotter then when I was young". And I mean she's not wrong with her observation even as she ignores the obvious cause.
Posted by: 18-1
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Old people as a cohort are the least flexible in terms of politics because a) they are often shielded somewhat from the economy, b) political views for most are set in early adulthood, and c) their heroes and villains story lines are set as to who is which. That is why advertisers try to reach younger consumers as someone using Dawn dishwashing detergent for decades is unlikely to switch.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (ctrM5)

283 Donna is like Charlie Brown -- "I got a rock."
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM (kvigd)

LOL.. Yep.. I'm in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (VE6XX)

284 And your 2-party system means you haven't had a relatively-conservative legislature since Newt.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:02 PM (/tzYP)

Something must have worked about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (VofaG)

285 On the bodycams, it's not uncommon for females in custody to sexually insult male officers. Vice versa is rarer.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (IaVIh)

286 They found the world’s oldest bread?

It’s a Wonder!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)

287 275 Lemony Faggot: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

Aha… +1

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (PCK5/)

288 274 Intel is such a weird slur. What they seem to mean is “I wouldn’t sleep with you.”
And is most cases, that was never even a possibility, because the woman saying this is repulsive or a ho. Thanks, feminism!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)

I'm having issues with my Intel processor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

289 247 The left's leadership believes it can use the invaders to suppress the native population.

Then the actual lefties just spout the things they are supposed to spout no matter how insane they are.

For example, American is an irredeemably racist and evil country with roving gangs of white supremacists and murderous cops. So we should encourage minorities to move here and get killed by them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (t0Rmr)

Even rank-and-file Lefties see Muslim Jihadists and South-of-the-border Cartels/Gangs as weapons. Savages to be brought in to kill their enemies so that they don't have to get their own hands dirty.

Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

290 Bernard Shaw

Mostly famous for asking outrageous questions. Right out of the gate, he asked Mike Dukakis if he would change his stance on capital punishment, if burglars broke into his home, raping and killing his wife, Kitty.

Dukakis hemmed and hawed, and gave some academic anodyne answer basically saying “No”.

One reason there are absolutely no unscripted moments in “town halls” or interviews or anything, if they can help it. Ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (D+1MQ)

291 276 Ha!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (IaVIh)

292 I'm looking forward to Pope Sefton, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

293 275 Lemony Faggot: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

Not unfortunate at all!

Posted by: Petey Bootyjuice at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

294 286 They found the world’s oldest bread?

It’s a Wonder!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)

Now bring us some bog butter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (hYZus)

295 Henry Cavill: ...so my new AMD tower will be liquid-cooled, and I will be playing Space Marine 2 with the settings on ultra and 120 fps.

Young woman: That's so cool that you're passionate about your hobbies!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (lEahz)

296 Then there is George Bernard Shaw

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (JmUtS)

297 Bunny Bread is immortal. Like GV hamburger buns. They will mummify before they mold.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

298
EM' CELERIAC ERWIN LUSK1!!1!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (5hfjS)

299 Pretty soon we won't have anyone to give us the news. What will we do ?😂

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (jImSS)

300 I'm having issues with my Intel processor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder,Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (i24o9)

301 274 Intel is such a weird slur. What they seem to mean is “I wouldn’t sleep with you.”
And is most cases, that was never even a possibility, because the woman saying this is repulsive or a ho. Thanks, feminism!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)

When you are so superficial and hedonistic that you cannot even conceive of a good higher than sexual gratification, the worst thing that can happen to a person is the inability to get laid when they desire to.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (B9Prs)

302 Hahaha, the same group that renamed "being a whore in a harem" to "situationship" because they did not like acknowledging that they're being whores in a harem are now showing they don't understand what an incel is?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid questions if McConnell survived after having polio at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (iwiFg)

303 Bunny Bread or a Twinkie?

Egon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (JmUtS)

304 More then half the German electorate voted to move right, and because of their parliamentary system their government will now move left.
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Muh Democracy in action.
Posted by: electronic

Here is a map of the German election results. If the German government wasn't a long term hospice program for the Communists, Marxists, and Socialists, the CDU and the AfD would be running the country.

In other news East Germany is still a thing. Commies. Wait - that is where the AfD one bigly.

https://is.gd/0SIbZ7

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (Q8Bj8)

305 274 Intel is such a weird slur. What they seem to mean is “I wouldn’t sleep with you.”
And is most cases, that was never even a possibility, because the woman saying this is repulsive or a ho. Thanks, feminism!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)

It is a weird insult intended to invalidate any criticism of women as a group. I think most criticism of a group would be better served by being personal, but ok.

There IS a certain sub culture you see which seems to be OVERLY critical of women, but it is hard to see whether they are just falling prey to the perception of the female overculture.

When people get horny, people get stupid. I think this plays into it on both sides.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (bss/y)

306 "Pretty soon we won't have anyone to give us the news. What will we do ?"

If there are no reporters, does news exist? How could you prove it?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (IaVIh)

307 279 Is now a good time to remind everyone that Erick Erickson still dreams of returning to CNN?

I don't get his emails anymore but a year ago, he sure was holding himself out as the Sage of Georgia.
And everyone must consult him if they want to know how to win GA.

(bear poke) And Ron DeSantis went on his show first after announcing his candidacy for prez ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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That NT'er asshole deserves to be put on a ice floe for being a gaseous windbag. His damn radio show replaced the deceased Herman Cain's in our market and the retired Neil Boortz. Boortz was a caustic guy that rubbed everyone the wrong way at times but Erikson oozes insincerity, fakeness, and gayness in his commentary.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (ctrM5)

308 Imagine making a loaf of bread that would be found 8600 years later.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (0HaGk)

309 300 I'm having issues with my Intel processor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (i24o9)

Processor foreplay is A Must….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

310 The Intel in my portfolio sucks canal water.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (IaVIh)

311 Henry Cavill will have a major voice-acting role in CIG's upcoming video game "Squadron 42".

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

312 Was the world’s oldest bread smeared with fluffernutter, with all those glorious preservatives keeping it safe from decomposition?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (Hkcdp)

313 Pretty soon we won't have anyone to give us the news. What will we do ?"

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That's one reason I left X.

It was too much news for news junkies.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid questions if McConnell survived after having polio at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (iwiFg)

314 Just bad luck the first black president was a thief.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (kFeXA)

315 If you don't read the newspapers, you are uninformed. If you do read them, you are misinformed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (jc0TO)

316 Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.

Wasn't that a movie called Demon Seed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (JmUtS)

317 "Imagine making a loaf of bread that would be found 8600 years later."

I've made a couple of non-bread loaves like that.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (IaVIh)

318 Learn to mine lettuce. It will be a Joy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (4p0Xq)

319 >> In other news East Germany is still a thing. Commies. Wait - that is where the AfD one bigly.
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This was known ahead of time. Having a memory of East German government does wonders for spotting who is and isn’t totalitarian.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (WylBZ)

320 306 "Pretty soon we won't have anyone to give us the news. What will we do ?"

If there are no reporters, does news exist? How could you prove it?
Posted by: Apply gp
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We shall simply have to read direct sources ourselves and observe events without analyzing or feed those inputs to our personal AI newscaster (more likely).

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (ctrM5)

321 “Ahem - oldest? Hold my pan…”
— Fruitcake

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

322 309 300 I'm having issues with my Intel processor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (i24o9)

Processor foreplay is A Must….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

avoid the ports on the back...

Posted by: Petey Bootyjuice at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

323 DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH???!?!!

Ace levels of cruelty!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

324 My wife and I had to enact The Cavill Treaty back when he was in Man of Steel. Dude got game. Wish I had his doctor.

Red can no longer be held responsible for any looks on her face while Henry Cavill is on screen.
For my part, she agreed that I get to shoot him if he ever shows up at my house.

Diplomacy is the key to a long marriage.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (JttBc)

325 295 Henry Cavill: ...so my new AMD tower will be liquid-cooled, and I will be playing Space Marine 2 with the settings on ultra and 120 fps.

Young woman: That's so cool that you're passionate about your hobbies!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2025 03:07 PM (lEahz)

LOL. It is like BourbonC has been around women before.

Must be an incel.*

*note: dudes are the exact same way, why do you think 80% of the straight guys at lib protests are there?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (bss/y)

326 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

327 Imagine making a loaf of bread that would be found 8600 years later.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM

Or a pot of chili, with carrots in it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (4p0Xq)

328 I’m pretty sure I’ve seen 8600 year old items in some lunchroom vending machines.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (WylBZ)

329 Just bad luck the first black president was a thief.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM

Whatchootalkinbout!?!

Posted by: Warren G. Harding at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (jc0TO)

330 Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.
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It just wants to play video games!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (/tzYP)

331 317 "Imagine making a loaf of bread that would be found 8600 years later."

I've made a couple of non-bread loaves like that.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:10 PM (IaVIh)

Coprolites?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

332
What if the whole point of the ukraine bullshit "war" was for the future lucrative Rebuilding contracts?

Sure, our $300B so far seems like a lot, now. But if the real objective was to bilk the US Treasury for a couple of Trillion to "help" "rebuild" ukraine?

Blackrock, ring a bell?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (kvigd)

333 Macron is so cute when he tries to out handshake Trump.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (Q8Bj8)

334 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (bss/y)

The fact is though that American Leftist woke women are the worst human beings in the world. I don't know what the percentage is but they seem to be in the majority in the country.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (VofaG)

335 Ordinarily, I'd guess the ratings are cooked just like the rest of the books in America, where everything reported is a lie. But here, the numbers are so bad that they might actually reflect reality. As I've said for years, I don't understand why any media company pays the salaries it does when it could get equivalent teleprompter readers for pennies on the dollar. Kind of like paying Hollyweirdos millions upon millions for a single movie. Why?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (xzkgE)

336 " Just bad luck the first black president was a thief.
Posted by: humphreyrobot "

One in a million shot, Doc!

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (0HaGk)

337 On Facebook, there is a daily call to organize a protest in Ann Arbor, MI over…something. It’s hilarious. There are some snarky right wingers who make comments and my favorite is the point blank question “What are you protesting?” To which there usually is no answer. The question will be repeated every six comments or so, which the purple hair nose ring crybabies get furious over. Standard answer is “Trump,Elon, destruction of the country”

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (01Q2f)

338 "Coprolites?"

I prefer 'durable megaliths.'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:12 PM (IaVIh)

339 330 Did you try sleeping with it? Maybe first try turning it on.
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It just wants to play video games!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (/tzYP)

Did you use its joystick?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

340 Coprolite earrings are a Thing…. bought my honey a pair for Valentine’s day….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

341 How is Gaylord's library doing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (JmUtS)

342 286 They found the world’s oldest bread?

It’s a Wonder!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)
***

Hostess Twinkies have entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (W/lyH)

343 So, did Taylor Lorenz bake that loaf of bread?

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

344 340 Coprolite earrings are a Thing…. bought my honey a pair for Valentine’s day….

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

Did she say it was a shitty gift?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

345 I'm having issues with my Intel processor...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I'm sorry that it can't rise to the occasion.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (ctrM5)

346 Axios@axios
MSNBC will lean into progressive roots in Trump era

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When you find yourself in a hole, dig faster!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (L/fGl)

347 I prefer 'durable megaliths.'

Nancy Pelosi's boobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (JmUtS)

348 They found the world’s oldest bread

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Wait, when did we lose Nancy Pelosi?

Oh.... bread... nvm.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (B9Prs)

349
Am I really the Only One thinking *past* the war?

Did it not dawn on Anyone that ukraine "diplomats" will be begging for Trillions of dollars to pretend to rebuild their shithole nazi country?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (kvigd)

350 heaper in Old Mexico, but will give you engine the farts.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:05 PM

And the clap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (4p0Xq)

351 Pinching a megaloaf??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (/tzYP)

352 347 lol

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (IaVIh)

353 Imagine making a loaf of bread that would be found 8600 years later.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:09 PM (0HaGk)

I used to like burying or hiding "time capsules" when I was a kid. Then for a short while I hid "treasure maps" that had no treasure. I also would bury jars with handfulls of random coins in them.

The world should have more mystery in it.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (D7oie)

354 347 I prefer 'durable megaliths.'

Nancy Pelosi's boobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (JmUtS)

Can you trip over them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

355 Dinglefossils >> Coprolites

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (x/Zz2)

356 Karma. All of the people being downgraded, forced out or retiring were six months ago making money hand over fist.
I wish no one ill will. I would hope they saved some of their money. A person could live very nicely for a long time based on saving just a little in what they were paid.
If you think about it, ten million invested in the marketplace can generate over a half million a year.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (w3u3d)

357 Friederich Merz, the likely next chancellor, immediately called for European independence from the US after the German election results were announced. This "independence" would include a close coordination of the nuclear weapon arsenals and delivery systems of France and the UK with the EU.

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)

358 That's what I said. Bunny Bread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

359 Taylor Lorenz?

Refuses to make a yeast joke

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (JmUtS)

360 BREAKING: Hostess considering manufacture of a Twinkie that is biodegradable.

Posted by: electronic means at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (WylBZ)

361 Coprolite earrings are a Thing…. bought my honey a pair for Valentine’s day….
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (PCK5/)
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Does she know she's dangling fossilized poop from her ear lobes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (7fElN)

362 Wasn't that a movie called Demon Seed?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Turns out a computer raping someone was not a popular horror movie. Who would have guessed?

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (ctrM5)

363 If they find a McD's quarter pounder with cheese in 10,000 years it will still look the same.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (4p0Xq)

364 359 Taylor Lorenz?

Refuses to make a yeast joke

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (JmUtS)

It was the yeast you could do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

365 Brandon Johnson currently has a 6.6% approval ratting. 6.6!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (MGB5H)

366 304 In other news East Germany is still a thing. Commies. Wait - that is where the AfD one bigly.

https://is.gd/0SIbZ7

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:08 PM (Q8Bj

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I saw a good explanation for this.
Eastern Germany is more working class due to being so far behind in development.

The right in Europe, as well as here, is drawing more and more support from working class people voting against immigration.

It was pointed out that if you check the numbers, AfD was doing well all over Germany among the working class, but more of them live in the east.

Very astute observation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (6ydKt)

367 Gaylord’s library —er,social justice training and event center is in trouble. Iirc, the lowest bidder minority contractor’s work on the cement facade is cracking.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (Hkcdp)

368 358 That's what I said. Bunny Bread.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

Buy Bunny Bread down at the Piggly Wiggly… and some Blue Bunny Ice Cream…

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

369 Coprolite earrings are a Thing…. bought my honey a pair for Valentine’s day….
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM

Reminds me of the shower curtain rings John Candy sold during Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (4p0Xq)

370 I like the Cavill movie Immortals and of course Count of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (VofaG)

371 Taylor Lorenz?

Refuses to make a yeast joke

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM

Some Moron will rise to the occasion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (jc0TO)

372 Taylor Lorenz?

Refuses to make a yeast joke

Posted by: Anna Puma

Rise! Rise up and smite your oppressors.
Or just lay there flat as a pancake.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2025 03:17 PM (8eY+W)

373 It was pointed out that if you check the numbers, AfD was doing well all over Germany among the working class, but more of them live in the east.
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Yes, good point.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:17 PM (/tzYP)

374 I also saw another tidbit of info during a discussion about the German elections.

They have the same problem we do.

Young, single, women under 30 vote overwhelmingly for the leftist parties.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 24, 2025 03:17 PM (6ydKt)

375 361 Coprolite earrings are a Thing…. bought my honey a pair for Valentine’s day….
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:13 PM (PCK5/)
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Does she know she's dangling fossilized poop from her ear lobes?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM (7fElN)

Actually she picked the pair out… she loves them.. tells everyone about them … gotta love her..

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

376 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

377 Reminds me of the shower curtain rings John Candy sold during Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM (4p0Xq)
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The "Czechoslovakian Ivory" line always makes me laugh. I think they just kept the camera on him while he improvised.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (6K6Eu)

378 Gaylord’s library —er,social justice training and event center is in trouble. Iirc, the lowest bidder minority contractor’s work on the cement facade is cracking.
Posted by: Lizzy

Quite a metaphor for what is happening in the DC bureaucracies and legacy media.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (FWAED)

379 Coprolite earrings are a Thing….
Posted by: tubal

No shit?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (8eY+W)

380 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

Him Caveziel

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (MGB5H)

381 365 Brandon Johnson currently has a 6.6% approval ratting. 6.6!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Probably mostly Chicago educators as Brandon fired the whole school board in order to put his cronies in there.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (ctrM5)

382 Jim*

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (MGB5H)

383 Am I really the Only One thinking *past* the war?

Did it not dawn on Anyone that ukraine "diplomats" will be begging for Trillions of dollars to pretend to rebuild their shithole nazi country?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (kvigd)

Not to mention the oil fields, the gas pipelines, and of course Lindsey Grahams precious minerals.

There's a lotttt of money to be made in war. And not just from selling bombs!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (uCjyK)

384 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM

The nails would have bent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

385 Friederich Merz, the likely next chancellor, immediately called for European independence from the US after the German election results were announced. This "independence" would include a close coordination of the nuclear weapon arsenals and delivery systems of France and the UK with the EU.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)

Fine with me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (VofaG)

386 We alls thinks that MSNBC shoolds hire VP Harris as the next host. She be a very goods at telling peeple whats going on in the evel Trump Adminstration.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (i3HeT)

387 Imma having Manicotti for dinner, tonight. Fucking A.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (pLaQB)

388 The weirdest face in the MFM is that Hoda Koub or whatever it's spelling is. She looks like she's constipated and confused all at the same time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (4p0Xq)

389 Him Caveziel
Posted by: BruceWayne

OK, thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

390 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)
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That was Jim Caviezel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (7fElN)

391 Time for another impeachment motion...

Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews 38m
BREAKING - District Judge Lamberth has blocked President Trump’s order to remove men from women’s prisons.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (/tzYP)

392 250 243 Apropos of nothing, I paid $2.43 for gas in Texas yesterday.

Hail Trump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

$ 4. 95 here
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX
I paid $1.60 using my Brookshires gas points.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (jgmnb)

393 376 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

Jim Caviezel.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

394 Oh come on guys, Taylor Lorenz didn’t bake that bread! It was her housekeeper . Taylor was too busy chatting up teenagers to be baking!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (Hkcdp)

395 379 Coprolite earrings are a Thing….
Posted by: tubal

No shit?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2025 03:18 PM (8eY+W)

No. Shit. Actually really pretty… polished, rather like quartz, multicolored..

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

396 Rise! Rise up and smite your oppressors.
Or just lay there flat as a pancake.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2025 03:17 PM (8eY+W)

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"Lie back and think of Mesopotamia."

Posted by: ShainS -- DOGE should be renamed Federal Agency for Financial Oversight (FAFO) at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (hVw0I)

397 What if the US cuts off spare parts to the US weapons Europe purchased?

Think that one through Mr. Mertz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (JmUtS)

398 Friederich Merz, the likely next chancellor, immediately called for European independence from the US after the German election results were announced. This "independence" would include a close coordination of the nuclear weapon arsenals and delivery systems of France and the UK with the EU.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)

Good. Bring the troops home.
I think Germany will miss the $50-60 billion in business they bring to their economy.
Better yet, move them to Poland.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (W/lyH)

399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (pLaQB)

400 Worlds oldest bread . In other words , croutons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (cMcMn)

401 Imagine pooping a turd that some woman would be wearing as a fashion statement 10 million years later.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (0HaGk)

402 Taylor Lorenz?

Refuses to make a yeast joke

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:15 PM

Some Moron will rise to the occasion.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:16 PM

I'd like to make it with you.

Posted by: Bread at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (4p0Xq)

403 Worlds oldest bread . In other words , croutons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (cMcMn)
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Hands-down winner of the title "World's Stalest Bread."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 24, 2025 03:21 PM (6K6Eu)

404 @372 Saint Pancake aka Rachel Corrie says oww

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 03:21 PM (cMcMn)

405 Imagine pooping a turd that some woman would be wearing as a fashion statement 10 million years later.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM

The new line of corn wear!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (4p0Xq)

406 It was pointed out that if you check the numbers, AfD was doing well all over Germany among the working class, but more of them live in the east.

Very astute observation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

There is another map that shows the AfD had fairly even support across Germany but because the CDU won in western Germany that is masked.

More interesting is the demographic breakdown. The AfD voters came from all age groups under 70. The SPD and the CDU was strongest in the over 50 groups.

https://is.gd/nhAG7v

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (Q8Bj8)

407 I paid $1.60 using my Brookshires gas points.
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM

I get the Murphy Oil points at Walmart but never use them. With a limit of 20 gallons, I text the boy to use them when they get up to a dollar or more off. He has a big diesel truck and can max the 20 gallons. It's just my way of sticking it to The Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

408 St. Pancake should be flattened by it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (JmUtS)

409 "Senator Schiff, there's a Mr. Bongino on line 1..."

Posted by: Possible phone call today at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

410 What if the whole point of the ukraine bullshit "war" was for the future lucrative Rebuilding contracts?

Sure, our $300B so far seems like a lot, now. But if the real objective was to bilk the US Treasury for a couple of Trillion to "help" "rebuild" ukraine?

Blackrock, ring a bell?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:11 PM (kvigd)

The Mouse that Roared except from the other point of view

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (QfvaV)

411 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (pLaQB)

Gotta pay for the Queen's buns.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (W/lyH)

412 I wonder what French toast made with that bread would taste like?

Especially if you put maple syrup on it.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

413 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM

Cuz they ship them from Hawaii?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (4p0Xq)

414 It's not that much of a stretch. Cavill's Superman was basically portrayed as JC.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (0HaGk)

415 X winner of the month!

Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 4h
The Academy Awards is in a couple of weeks.

I can't think of a more appropriate time to release the Epstein client list than right before the Oscars.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (/tzYP)

416 If it was truly made in Hawaii, it would have taro in it and look pink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (JmUtS)

417 It's not that much of a stretch. Cavill's Superman was basically portrayed as JC.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (0HaGk)

Not as much as Routh in Superman Returns.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (MGB5H)

418 It's not that much of a stretch. Cavill's Superman was basically portrayed as JC.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM

He's literally a god. Gotta have a plan for that.

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

419 Cable news is dead. Nobody under 30 even knows what cable news is. 30-50 kinda maybe watch it sort of? The core audience is olds. Which is fine they buy detergent too. But as far as a growth industry goes, it’s not ever going to grow and within 20 years there will be no audience left.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (yxfMP)

420 If it was truly made in Hawaii, it would have taro in it and look pink.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (JmUtS)
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And Spam.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (6K6Eu)

421 415 X winner of the month!

Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 4h
The Academy Awards is in a couple of weeks.

I can't think of a more appropriate time to release the Epstein client list than right before the Oscars.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (/tzYP)

Oh yaaaass… Do it. DO. IT.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (PCK5/)

422 Wasn't Cavill the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?

Posted by: Bulg

You're thinking of Jim Caviezel (yes, he also of Person of Interest).

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (OUMaO)

423 He's literally a god. Gotta have a plan for that.
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

Woah

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (MGB5H)

424 Release the Epstein list during the Awards.

Ratings gold for all the wrong reasons

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM (JmUtS)

425 rabid anti-Trump anchor Joy Reid after reports surfaced Sunday that the Comcast-owned network is canceling her show, "The ReidOut."
.......

Oh no. What's a bald hate filled lady to do?

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

426 If it was truly made in Hawaii, it would have taro in it and look pink.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (JmUtS)
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And Spam.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 24, 2025 03:24 PM

Hmmm, SPAM sliders on Hawaiian buns might be good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (4p0Xq)

427 The SCOTUS needs to slap down these wannabe god judges.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (VofaG)

428 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (pLaQB)

Hawaiian Judges...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (ynpvh)

429 So now an Obama federal judge has established a state religion:

Granting an injunction against immigration enforcement at Quaker, Cooperative Baptist and Sikh churches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (IIsq3)

430 Survey: How many of the horde would have sadz about losing a 7-figure job after 10 years?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (wzAuc)

431 In further turd news...

Val @TrumpsHurricane 1h
$6.9 Million 'Smart Toilet' Analyzes 'Analprint' This is actually a real thing realclearpolicy.com/articles…

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (/tzYP)

432 @415 nominee a is not here tonight as he fled the country
Nominee b is not here as he has committed suicide
Nominee c attempted suicide and is on life support.
Nominee d is the winner , he's an AI hologram of Peter O'Toole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (cMcMn)

433 Oh no. What's a bald hate filled lady to do?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM

Corner, mine, off bitch!

Posted by: Ayanna Presley at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (4p0Xq)

434 X winner of the month!

Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 4h
The Academy Awards is in a couple of weeks.

I can't think of a more appropriate time to release the Epstein client list than right before the Oscars.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (/tzYP)

Oh yaaaass… Do it. DO. IT.

Posted by: tubal

Release it just as the broadcast is about to start...then have the joint raided and the first part of the broadcast being the ensuing chaos and mass arrests.

I guarantee, it will get the highest ratings the Oscars have or will ever have had.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (OUMaO)

435 Axios@axios
MSNBC will lean into progressive roots in Trump era
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Lean in? Holy smokes.

Posted by: WIsRich at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (Qgr0I)

436 Good. Bring the troops home.
I think Germany will miss the $50-60 billion in business they bring to their economy.
Better yet, move them to Poland.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah. I forgot to mention that Merz also said that this "independence" should occur even if it meant dissolving NATO. The German political parties made a lot of noise calling Alice Weidel a Putin stooge, but Merz's statement has to be the most pro-Putin call I've ever heard from a putative European statesman.

Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)

437 The Japanese invented a smart toilet over a decade ago that would do health monitoring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (JmUtS)

438 416 If it was truly made in Hawaii, it would have taro in it and look pink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:23 PM (JmUtS)

Maybe some Spam inside...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

439 "Release the Epstein list during the Awards.

Ratings gold for all the wrong reasons
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Hah. Fiendishly clever.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (0HaGk)

440 407 I paid $1.60 using my Brookshires gas points.
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:19 PM

I get the Murphy Oil points at Walmart but never use them. With a limit of 20 gallons, I text the boy to use them when they get up to a dollar or more off. He has a big diesel truck and can max the 20 gallons. It's just my way of sticking it to The Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO
I put the truck on one side of the pump and Mrs. E’s car on the other side, Brookshires limit is 30 gallons with points.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (jgmnb)

441 430 Survey: How many of the horde would have sadz about losing a 7-figure job after 10 years?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (wzAuc)

Trick question. I’d quit after 5 years and prudent saving/investing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (yxfMP)

442 Hmmm, SPAM sliders on Hawaiian buns might be good!
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Slices of Honey Ham on Hawaiian buns is Heaven. Get this, you can dose them with Honey Mustard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (pLaQB)

443 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM

No idea. But it makes the best damned ham sammiches.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (+oR7L)

444 More interesting is the demographic breakdown. The AfD voters came from all age groups under 70. The SPD and the CDU was strongest in the over 50 groups.

https://is.gd/nhAG7v

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (Q8Bj

-- --

Look at the numbers for the three groups for 18 - 44.
AfD is a good quarter of the population and are gaining support.

The next election is going to decide this.
If the coalition doesn't do something about immigration and Net Zero, they're cooked.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

445 Survey: How many of the horde would have sadz about losing a 7-figure job after 10 years?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

Depends, if it was high enough 7 figures for me to have set aside enough for a comfy retirement, I'd just kinda shrug it off.

I get the feeling lots of those folks didn't have that kind of foresight.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 24, 2025 03:28 PM (OUMaO)

446 443 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM

No idea. But it makes the best damned ham sammiches.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 03:27 PM (+oR7L)

Make good BBQ pork rib sliders too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2025 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

447 Trump sending JD to Munich to tell Europe to pump up your life rafts a week or so before the German elections was calculated to blow up things up. Its seems to have worked quite well. Now we have Macron sniffing around the White House couches for spare change.

I am getting the sense that the German elections sort of officially mark the end of the post World War II order.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:28 PM (Q8Bj8)

448 Survey: How many of the horde would have sadz about losing a 7-figure job after 10 years?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 24, 2025 03:25 PM (wzAuc)

Having an IQ over 75 I would have prepared for that scenario.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:28 PM (VofaG)

449 Urine trouble now too!!!

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 3h
EXCLUSIVE: @GrossmanHannah and I have obtained logs from the NSA’s secret transgender sex chatroom, in which NSA, CIA, and DIA employees discuss genital castration, artificial vaginas, piss fetishes, sex polycules, and gangbangs—all on government time.

This is insane. 🧵
https://tinyurl.com/2cpzaxza

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (/tzYP)

450 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (0HaGk)

451 I am getting the sense that the German elections sort of officially mark the end of the post World War II order.
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About time was when the Soviets collapsed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (pLaQB)

452 Das Boot!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (4p0Xq)

453 > Hmmm, SPAM sliders on Hawaiian buns might be good!
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Might?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Q4IgG)

454 NSA’s secret transgender sex chatroom, in which NSA, CIA, and DIA employees discuss genital castration, artificial vaginas, piss fetishes, sex polycules, and gangbangs—all on government time.

Make them sterile. Without anesthesia

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (JmUtS)

455 In further turd news...

Val @TrumpsHurricane 1h
$6.9 Million 'Smart Toilet' Analyzes 'Analprint' This is actually a real thing realclearpolicy.com/articles…
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (/tzYP)
***

The new worst job in law enforcement: taking the squeak hole print.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

456 The Japanese invented a smart toilet over a decade ago that would do health monitoring.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (JmUtS)

When will they invent one with three seashells?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (y9ksN)

457 Most of the high earners in the propaganda ministries are probably like pro athletes . Piss away all there money on living the high life . Trailer parks need filling too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (cMcMn)

458 Death threats? FAFO:

https://tinyurl.com/9ez7w2ja

Unfortunately, there appears to be 100s of these.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (ohSsM)

459 The horde mind is really just logical reasoning.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (VofaG)

460 450 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (0HaGk)

Heh. Just had a Spam sammich for lunch. I keep a can around for nostalgic purposes, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (LxER7)

461 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM

It's pretty tasty if it's fried.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (4p0Xq)

462 Survey: How many of the horde would have sadz about losing a 7-figure job after 10 years?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

It would be a struggle but I would manage by making cut backs in my lifestyle.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (Q8Bj8)

463 I saw Lemon Faggot open for The Raspberries at the Corn Palace.
Posted by: Tonypete

Lemon Faggot opened for The Butthole Surfers at the Paramount.
I didn't go; no homo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Man, they were everywhere for a few weeks. I saw 'em open for Green Jello, just before the lawyers made them change their name to Green Jelly.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (cwhX3)

464 431 In further turd news...

Val @TrumpsHurricane 1h
$6.9 Million 'Smart Toilet' Analyzes 'Analprint' This is actually a real thing realclearpolicy.com/articles…
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (/tzYP)

If you upload the test results to Grindr, it'll tell you if your compatible with others based on their results.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg's Swollen Colon at February 24, 2025 03:31 PM (xzkgE)

465 have the joint raided and the first part of the broadcast being the ensuing chaos and mass arrests.

I guarantee, it will get the highest ratings the Oscars have or will ever have had.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 24, 2025 03:26 PM (OUMaO
Like the end of Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:31 PM (jgmnb)

466 Wait.

Do you tell her “Honey, those are earrings made of Shit” before or after she puts them on??

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2025 03:31 PM (04lxq)

467 Only in Hawai'i saw at the Dole Plantation gift shop:

Macadamia flavored SPAM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:31 PM (JmUtS)

468 450 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (0HaGk)

Yeah, I figured 'Hey, this is cheap. Has lots of protein. Low carb.'

Man, I did not remember it as that disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2025 03:31 PM (bss/y)

469 I hope Joy Reid didn't blow all her money on disposable shavers and lottery tickets.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

470 It would be a struggle but I would manage by making cut backs in my lifestyle.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM

Yeah, the convenience of having Superyachts pre-scattered around the world really doesn't outweigh the expense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (jc0TO)

471
"Lie back and think of Mesopotamia."
Posted by: ShainS
---

Abruptly, Lightfoot and 'Pride of Man' just came to mind:
http://tiny.cc/mc6b001

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (XeU6L)

472 The new worst job in law enforcement: taking the squeak hole print.
---------
At least you won't get ink on your uniform.

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (/tzYP)

473 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:20 PM

——-

Supply/demand

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (Vh9CX)

474 NSA’s secret transgender sex chatroom, in which NSA, CIA, and DIA employees discuss genital castration, artificial vaginas, piss fetishes, sex polycules, and gangbangs—all on government time. -----

The Brownshirts were also full of perverts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (VofaG)

475
Un-incarcerated rapists & murderers Phil Eagles player say they don't wanna go to White House?

So??

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (kvigd)

476 The new worst job in law enforcement: taking the squeak hole print.

New job for Mayor Pete?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:33 PM (JmUtS)

477 So an insider note from an adjacent industry: News execs and senior producers are TERRIFIED after watching hundreds of movie/tv entertainment execs and social media execs end up in a van down by the river the last 3 years or so. They are overextended because they drank the bidenomics koolaid, then spent like mad only to realize too late which part of "pre-1917, part 2" the left was working on, and how, and what the fallout was

These people expect to bounce back, and they aren't now and know it. Extra pressure from 100's of millions missing now from usaid, also, as well as half of big tech selling them down the river as a reaction to the biden junta's insane incipient AI policies

Posted by: heya at February 24, 2025 03:33 PM (koh6z)

478 461 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM

It's pretty tasty if it's fried.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:30 PM (4p0Xq)

I like SPAM. SPAM Musabi, for example.

But I also think Spaghettios with Meatballs and MREs are good. So maybe I'm just dumb.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2025 03:33 PM (xzkgE)

479 The Trump Effect:
The infamous Roosevelt Holtel, the Illegal alien shelter is shutting down.

Per CBS News2 NY.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2025 03:33 PM (8eY+W)

480
Want a special treat? Try Samoan Coconut roles (panipopo)

They're delicious.

https://www.favfamilyrecipes.com/pani-popo/

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (+oR7L)

481 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead
=====
My guess is because of legacy trademark payments as there used to be an actual King's bakery that held the trademark.

IP can be a lucrative long running income stream if you happen to own it.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (ctrM5)

482 SA and SS was full of sexual deviants along with the odd astrology fan.

Then there was that SS Special Action Group made up of nothing but murders, sadists, and other freaks the SS let out of prison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (JmUtS)

483 But I also think Spaghettios with Meatballs and MREs are good. So maybe I'm just dumb.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

The few times I had MREs, I thought they were pretty good

But the joke was that MRE stands for "Meal Rejected by Ethiopians."

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

484 The new worst job in law enforcement: taking the squeak hole print.
Posted by: Diogenes

It's not going to be reviewed by humans, which is why Skynet is going to kill us all.

AI? MORE LIKE ANAL EYE IMMA RITE????

Posted by: weft cut-w45t45tgw45t at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (mlg/3)

485 The Trump Effect:
The infamous Roosevelt Holtel, the Illegal alien shelter is shutting down.

Per CBS News2 NY.
Posted by: rickb223

Hide the pets!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (Q8Bj8)

486 I am getting the sense that the German elections sort of officially mark the end of the post World War II order.
----------------
About time was when the Soviets collapsed.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (pLaQB)
***

The King of Andorra is getting ready to attack!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2025 03:35 PM (W/lyH)

487 Isn't King's Hawaiian just brioche by another name?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at February 24, 2025 03:35 PM (AOsQT)

488 The Trump Effect:
The infamous Roosevelt Holtel, the Illegal alien shelter is shutting down.

Per CBS News2 NY.
Posted by: rickb223
......

I hope Tom Homan is going to have ICE buses waiting outside.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

489 I saw SPAM Musabi on a menu when I was in Oahu and went "YUCK!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:36 PM (JmUtS)

490 My wife and I had to enact The Cavill Treaty back when he was in Man of Steel. Dude got game. Wish I had his doctor.

Red can no longer be held responsible for any looks on her face while Henry Cavill is on screen.
For my part, she agreed that I get to shoot him if he ever shows up at my house.

Diplomacy is the key to a long marriage.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 24, 2025

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 had her counterpart in the '80s, Christopher Reeve during the Superman and Death Trap days. I didn't mind; I got the benefits, if you know what I mean.

My counterpart to that was Kimberly Macarthur of Playboy (and a few small scenes in movies) fame.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2025 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

491 474 NSA’s secret transgender sex chatroom, in which NSA, CIA, and DIA employees discuss genital castration, artificial vaginas, piss fetishes, sex polycules, and gangbangs—all on government time. -----

The Brownshirts were also full of perverts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
=========
Amoral and immoral sobs are needed for internal or external coups as they simply do not view other people outside their perversion as human life--more as prey.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)

492 I know this will get willowed but NSA BOB! HOW COULD YOU?!

@TexasLindsay_
DISTURBING: Federal Employees at NSA, CIA, & DIA caught engaging in a secret sex chatroom, in which they openly discussed gen!tal castr*ation, artificial vag!nas, sex*ual fetishes, and gangbangs—all while they were on the clock and being paid by U.S. tax payers.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM (U1FmN)

493 But I also think Spaghettios with Meatballs and MREs are good. So maybe I'm just dumb.
------------
Hey, pointed out Spaghetti-O's to the wife this weekend while shopping. Her response was Chefboyardee's canned Ravioli was the winning ticket.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM (pLaQB)

494 1st gen MREs were tagged Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

But that was found to be offensive, well it IS military humor, so it officially became Meals Rejected by Everyone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM (JmUtS)

495 487 Isn't King's Hawaiian just brioche by another name?
Posted by: Don Black
======
Plus extra fructose. I find it nasty for the most part because of that.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)

496 481 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead

Trader Joes has their own version much cheaper

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

497 Second best thing about my divorce was never having to make another spam with ketchup sandwich. First best thing was getting rid of the guy that wanted to eat them.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2025 03:38 PM (mB6WH)

498 Roosevelt hotel shutting down because Uncle Sam is no longer paying, and Trump also just killed Hochul replacement revenue stream, lol.
Learn to arrest transition turnstile jumpers, honey!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

499 At the end of their presser, Trump to Macron:

"Say hello to your beautiful wife."

👀😄💀

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2025 03:38 PM (4tmpE)

500 I hope Tom Homan is going to have ICE buses waiting outside.
Posted by: wth
=======
Controlled implosion might also work.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2025 03:38 PM (ctrM5)

501 I saw SPAM Musabi on a menu when I was in Oahu and went "YUCK!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:36 PM

The McD's on the big island had hot taro root pies. And, yea I tried one and no, they were not good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:39 PM (4p0Xq)

502 I subscribe to a You Tube channel about a family farm. It is just videos of the family’s daily routine.

They have a bigger audience than any of these cable news cretins.

Ayn Rand was right.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 24, 2025 03:39 PM (oOhJv)

503 The few times I had MREs, I thought they were pretty good

But the joke was that MRE stands for "Meal Rejected by Ethiopians."
Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

I believe there was an actual effort to improve them... after I got out.

Because the ones we ate during my stint, if you liked them, you needed your head examined.

Granted, there were a few of the entrees that were edible, but edible doesn't mean they were good.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

504 Un-incarcerated rapists & murderers Phil Eagles player say they don't wanna go to White House?

So??
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:32 PM (kvigd)

But a good number of conservatives can't wean themselves off the NFL. Tranny cheerleaders, BLM, Black National Anthem, Kneeling and DEI compliant. Then they gave a poke in the eye Super Bowl half time show.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (VofaG)

505 489 I saw SPAM Musabi on a menu when I was in Oahu and went "YUCK!"
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh man! Spam musubi is awesome! There's a spot that makes it here with purple rice. It's so good!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (R0zVc)

506 gen!tal castr*ation, artificial vag!nas, sex*ual fetishes,
......

autocuke is having a rough day.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

507 496 481 399 Why is Kings Hawaiian Buns so fucking expensive?

Posted by: Pudinhead

Trader Joes has their own version much cheaper
-------------
So does Aldi's - but it sucks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (pLaQB)

508 @494 1st gen MREs were tagged Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

But that was found to be offensive, well it IS military humor, so it officially became Meals Rejected by Everyone.

When I was stationed in Korea, we had stray dog on post that we sort of adopted. We named him MRE.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (0R0O/)

509 If you schadenboner lasts for more than four years see a doctor immediately.

Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (0Gnoc)

510 Got some SPAM once just for nostalgia.

Whoo that stuff is hard to eat.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:29 PM (0HaGk)

Heh. Just had a Spam sammich for lunch. I keep a can around for nostalgic purposes, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
---------

After The Storm, I was very happy that I had several cans stashed away for just such an occasion...and a camp stove to use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

511 There is another map that shows the AfD had fairly even support across Germany but because the CDU won in western Germany that is masked.

More interesting is the demographic breakdown. The AfD voters came from all age groups under 70. The SPD and the CDU was strongest in the over 50 groups.

https://is.gd/nhAG7v

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:22 PM (Q8Bj

==
So does Germany have enough time for the older voters to die off and give AfD a chance?

Posted by: Black JEM at February 24, 2025 03:41 PM (GZYu7)

512 DISTURBING: Federal Employees at NSA, CIA, & DIA caught engaging in a secret sex chatroom, in which they openly discussed gen!tal castr*ation, artificial vag!nas, sex*ual fetishes, and gangbangs—all while they were on the clock and being paid by U.S. tax payers.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 24, 2025 03:37 PM

Dear Elon,
Lemme tell you what I did last week....

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 24, 2025 03:41 PM (4p0Xq)

513 When I was stationed in Korea, we had stray dog on post that we sort of adopted. We named him MRE.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed

For the Win!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:41 PM (Q8Bj8)

514 504 Un-incarcerated rapists & murderers Phil Eagles player say they don't wanna go to White House?

So i see nothings changed

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)

515 This "independence" would include a close coordination of the nuclear weapon arsenals and delivery systems of France and the UK with the EU.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2025 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)
__________________

What does that mean?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2025 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

516 piss fetishes

This is where the Russian hookers peeing on the bed idea came from. Sleazy bastages.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2025 03:42 PM (jgmnb)

517 Clay Travis mocks Reid and other liberal #Resistance propagandists:

I think what CT has really hit on here but not said directly is this-

Joy Reid, Don Lemon and Jim Acosta have no fans because nothing was original thought by them. It all was Democrat propaganda texted to them and CBS and ABC, etc.

There was no reason for anyone to tune into them because they could get the exact same take and info from 1000s of other sites.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 24, 2025 03:42 PM (iJfKG)

518 That poor dog, which MRE Menu # did MRE like?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:43 PM (JmUtS)

519 I also saw another tidbit of info during a discussion about the German elections.

They have the same problem we do.

Young, single, women under 30 vote overwhelmingly for the leftist parties.
------------
Golly, I can't imagine why that would be!

Posted by: Crusader at February 24, 2025 03:43 PM (TN0g+)

520 brioche French toast is a good thing

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I care at February 24, 2025 03:43 PM (AOsQT)

521 It looks like not evryone is looking forward to being tossed off of a rooftop...

François Valentin @Valen10Francois 6h
The "Homo-nativists" strike back

François Valentin @Valen10Francois 4 Apr 2024
Very interesting study. 31% of the UK electorate are "homo-nativists":

Positive on homosexuality, negative on immigration

Something that is increasingly apparent in many nationalist parties in Europe (France and the Netherlands especially)

blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandp…

https://is.gd/TyMHc4
charts although with some controversy; AfD has ca. 28% of the gay vote. [French 'married' gay men too for Le Pen last election.]

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:43 PM (/tzYP)

522 The UK has six boomer subs. With American missiles.

Sure Europe, go your own way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (JmUtS)

523 So when the spy agencies are rooting around through our stuff, guess what they're looking for.

Melania knows 1st hand what sick pervs they are.

Posted by: Wally at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (NXYp1)

524 "The McD's on the big island had hot taro root pies. And, yea I tried one and no, they were not good.
Posted by: Minnfidel"

Funny. It sounds delish.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (0HaGk)

525 Old Yeller!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (/tzYP)

526

noooood

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (kvigd)

527 Nood Stonewall

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (hB7mE)

528 Gay Parieeeeeeee

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (NtVYv)

529 When I was stationed in Korea, we had stray dog on post that we sort of adopted. We named him MRE.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed
--------

In one of the old western movies, a character is asked if his horse has a name. 'No', he replies, 'it's a bad idea to name an animal that you may have to eat'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2025 03:44 PM (XeU6L)

530 If you schadenboner lasts for more than four years see a doctor immediately.
Posted by: torabora
......

I'm calling a busty nurse.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2025 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

531 So does Germany have enough time for the older voters to die off and give AfD a chance?
Posted by: Black JEM

That has been on my mind over too. Germany's Uniparty voted for more Muslim Stabby Stabby, more recession, more Russian energy dependence, more censorship, and more neo-feudalism. The locals that matter have different ideas it seems; I am betting on the locals to win in 6 games. With Trump blowing the EU entanglements the stark reality that Europe has all the energy of Biden is about to become reality.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 24, 2025 03:46 PM (Q8Bj8)

532 Is there anyone in the MSM who could pretend to be fair and honest?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 24, 2025 03:46 PM (kTd/k)

533 527 Nood Stonewall
-------
The Reb or the fags??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 24, 2025 03:47 PM (/tzYP)

534 ***canceling shows hosted by ...anchors Ayman Mohyeldin, Katie Phang and Jonathan Capehart,
---

Thought you were talking about a TV show from Britain. Ha!
So glad my TV is disconnected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 24, 2025 04:00 PM (//7iq)

535 Hind tit. I'll never catchup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 24, 2025 04:05 PM (//7iq)

536
If it hasn't already been said, Jane Fonda is a scum-sucking traitorous beyotch.
Posted by: Diogenes

And irrelevant. Her days are long over as being an out spoken activist blah blah whatever. She is so stunning and brave making her usual remarks at a SAG awards show to her fellow Hollywood Marxists. No one cares Jane.
Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2025 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

Let me guess, she has another book or movie coming out. As part of the promotional tour, she always books interviews where she "reveals" something scandalous about her life. "I had threesomes with Roger Vadim!", "I'm still having sex with hot college boys at 85!", "I had an affair with Lee Marvin's horse on the set of Cat Ballou!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2025 04:07 PM (y9nCu)

537 Katie Phang? Katie Phang? This is an obscenity. We will not survive without Katie Phang.

Posted by: SethKL at February 24, 2025 04:23 PM (in3v4)

538 I know we nooded but why must NBC only hire anchors with speech impediments.

e.g. marble mouth Tom "Ro-kaw" or
Lester "mealy mouth" Holt who talks out of the side of his mouth.

I mean, is there not a single person in the world who can read a TelePrompTer without sounding like he or she has a d*ck in its mouth.

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539 Too bad but the Peacock is Deep Deep Trouble all those years of Fake News Dateline NBC Rigged GM Truck Fire from back in the 1990's which got them Sued by GM now the Peacock is feeling the Pressure just like ABC,CBS and CNN

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