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Delta Flight That Crashed in Toronto Was Part Airline That Bragged About Its All-Female Flight Crews

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Muh diversity.

Obviously this is Trump's fault.

I don't think we know yet if this was one of Endeavor Air's all-female flights. Their "Unmanned flights," as they put it. So stunning. So brave.

But the fact that the pilots' identities and qualifications (experience, flight hours) are still being hidden makes one wonder.

[A]t a time when in much of corporate America, competence has been forced to give way to diversity, equity, and inclusion, the post-crash jokes practically wrote themselves. "So they basically just hit the curb?" joked radio host and former GOP congressional candidate Kimberly Klacik.

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

"Still no word on the pilots or number of hours [the pilots] had, which happened within 24 hours of the Reagan National crash," John Monahan posted. "Things that make you go hmm."

The experts I've read online and talked to offline are in something close to 100% agreement that the crash was due to pilot error.

I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second.

They bragged about their all-female flight crews while playing a line from a song by noted terrorist propagandist MIA, chanting the line "Live fast, die young."


Die young more like DEI young am i rite

They're pushing the claim that every plane that falls out of the sky is due to DOGE:

Which is probably to deflect from the likely real cause: underqualified DEI pilots.

She took two years off from flying to do social media propaganda ops for Biden. Maybe she was a little rusty, huh?

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 Parallel parking wasn't on the test.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:31 PM (i24o9)

2 Look a spider.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 02:32 PM (bF7Q5)

3 Remember subjecting pilot and air traffic controller jobs to DEI policies had no effect on the quality of the people in those roles, however Donald Trump laying off people that aren't pilots or air traffic controllers caused these crashes.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:32 PM (t0Rmr)

4 Pilot hit that runway like it owed him money.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2025 02:32 PM (2UnvF)

5 Women need men, like airplanes need a reasonable descent rate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:33 PM (i24o9)

6 Afternoon everybody

Have they released the names of the pilots yet? If not, you know what is what.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:33 PM (t/2Uw)

7 Their "Unmanned flights," as they put it.

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Maybe they can start calling them their "Mostly Undead Flights."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:33 PM (bf81V)

8 Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (bF7Q5)

9 Read the content...

Posted by: Inogame at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (53oGX)

10 9 Read the content...
Posted by: Inogame at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (53oGX)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

11 Maybe I should reconsider my position.

Posted by: The XIXth Amendment at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (WVQot)

12 The girl with green hair was cute. I stopped watching when she began to shear herself down to the scalp. What a crime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

13 Girls just wanna have fun.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (jPdyB)

14 I love this SO MUCH

all this DEI, green hair muh partner nose ring, kneel to the mob bullsh!t is crashing, but not like the Delta/endeavor plane

This is a burning fiery death spiral that ends in 100% casualties

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

15 the thing is Delta contracted the piloting of their aircraft to Endeavor the Dancing DEI Chick Airline.

so like I cannot know ahead of time if that will happen with a major airline? how can I know? it just says Delta.

and WTF is with the dancing with these broads?

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

16 How has it not leaked who the pilots were?

My guess is there are plenty of journos that know but don't want to be the ones to report it.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (V6W16)

17 Looks better than allowing the green dye to grow out for months on end?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (NFX2v)

18 Out: Talent

In: Diversity

Obvious Outcome: Those diverse people aren't as talented

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (t0Rmr)

19 When exactly did the lesbian mafia become a thing?

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (WVQot)

20 What they lack in competence they make up for in arrogance.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (lHPJf)

21 Their "Unmanned flights," as they put it.

++++
Zombie pilots?

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (jPdyB)

22 Here's what I want from a flight crew:
Hot stewardesses

Posted by: No Name Today at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (vlXMQ)

23 They let the stewardesses fly the planes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (bF7Q5)

24 When exactly did the lesbian mafia become a thing?

Out: Kiss the Ring

In: Munch the Rug

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (t0Rmr)

25 Man the plane, girl, man the plane, we're upside down.
I can't see, I can't see, my tits are in my face.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (jj2yx)

26 The girl with green hair was cute. I stopped watching when she began to shear herself down to the scalp. What a crime.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

Why did she go to all the trouble with the scissors ( heh)

Just shave it !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (NtVYv)

27 Excellent footage of the whole crash including the flip:

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 6h
New footage has surfaced of yesterday’s plane crash at Pearson Airport in Toronto.

https://tinyurl.com/ye292tzb
30 seconds; some NSFW language.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (/tzYP)

28 As soon as the young girlies figure out that the male population in their age cohort have gone MAGA, we'll be seeing less of this green hair tiktok fawkery and a lot more of the trad girl vids, which actually are starting to trend.

Except the girls are trying to out-trad each other and a lot are just plain fake

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

29 You know what's weird? I have flown in many CH-46s, CH-53s and Hueys and never once, not once, did I see anyone aboard smiling those Balls And All smiles those two broads have in that picture. What are they, 8 years old?

Posted by: Shitbird Joe at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (NAF5O)

30 I freely admit that I cannot parallel park not because I am female but because I am under 5 ft tall and can't see over the right front fender. And also I'm 29 and have given up on it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (t/2Uw)

31 Well the French shaved the heads of labybitch collaborators after the war. I guess these dumb ho's are saving us the effort, so that's something, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (BI5O2)

32 I'm seeing reports online that the pilot was a woman who only just got certified a month ago.

http://tiny.cc/xpma001

There was a male handling the radio, which means he probably wasn't the captain.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (Odg76)

33 Here's what I want from a flight crew:
Hot stewardesses
Posted by: No Name Today at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (vlXMQ)

Short skirt, and a long jacket

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (NtVYv)

34

OUT - COCKPITS. IN CUCK-PITS...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (x0n13)

35 Here's what I want from a flight crew:
Hot stewardesses


Well the boys say I rock a pair of tighty whites you know!

Posted by: Your flamboyantly gay stewart at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (t0Rmr)

36 I don’t think the cause is being female. I think it is being under qualified that is hugely problematic just so you can make dumb “unmanned” flight commercials. Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (pZEOD)

37 I do think that females don't see spatial relationships as well as males and ergo are under-built for piloting.

but say I'm wrong about that. STILL very few females become pilots, so your pool is much much smaller. so if you're trying to hire only girls, you are going to get worse pilots bc you have a much smaller available pool. the drop off in ability will be earlier and starker.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

38 don’t understand the need to do this… why are they all doing the same thing?

Showing us an ample bosom?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (xCA6C)

39 "Unmanned" is often used as a euphemism in fantasy writing for castration.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (5q/qL)

40 Are they all women in the biological sense or have a few adopted the womanly position?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (NFX2v)

41 Women need men, like airplanes need a reasonable descent rate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:33 PM (i24o9)

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Nice.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (KjscJ)

42 Why did she go to all the trouble with the scissors ( heh)

Just shave it !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (NtVYv)

It's all performative with the kids these days.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (i24o9)

43 Another Shaved Guevara

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (KXtU1)

44



"oh Stewardess, you forgot the coffee!"


- - Just the punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (x0n13)

45 Um, I think that's 1000 feet per minute. That's generally the climb out and descent rate before being close to the ground at least.

Test it next time - the seat belt sign dings at 10k feet and that's when electronics can be used (or at least that used to be the rule). That will be about 10+ minutes after lift off. So the climb is actually a bit slower.

Posted by: InZona at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (pbV7P)

46 There always seem to be little DEI Helpers along the way, to make sure the DEI candidate passes with flying colors ... even if they actually failed. Then they are praised and become arrogant, as in that above commercial.

Diversity ... not a strength, it can be the death of us.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2025 02:38 PM (Cus5s)

47 31 I freely admit that I cannot parallel park not because I am female but because I am under 5 ft tall and can't see over the right front fender. And also I'm 29 and have given up on it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (t/2Uw)

Those old fashioned phone books still have a purpose: Sit on one!

Posted by: No Name Today at February 19, 2025 02:38 PM (vlXMQ)

48 https://tinyurl.com/ye292tzb
30 seconds; some NSFW language.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (/tzYP)


Pancake

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2025 02:38 PM (NtVYv)

49 The plane that crashed in Toronto was a Delta flight operated by Endeavor Air, a small airline obsessed with all-female "unmanned" flights

and they all boast exquisite landing strips

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (dCxaZ)

50 Man the plane, girl, man the plane, we're upside down.
I can't see, I can't see, my tits are in my face.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (jj2yx)

I am guessing that the tits were not calm that day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (i24o9)

51 When they said "unmanned" and an all-female crew, I was expecting Air Hooters. I was disappointed.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (WVQot)

52 Except the girls are trying to out-trad each other and a lot are just plain fake

A lot of a well functioning society is getting people to do the right things even if it isn't "authentic"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (t0Rmr)

53 Hey, that woman is mowing her head!

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (n2swS)

54 I wish some strong and brave women would just start an “All Chick” airline so they can self-select their demise, along with the passengers who chose to fly DEI airlines.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (fpVC1)

55 Insert joke here about women can’t park

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (Hkcdp)

56 I've read that this airline is the renamed version of Colgin Air.

If that name rings a bell (and it should), it's because they had a horrific crash here in Buffalo in the winter of 2009.

Poor pilot training, short on hours.

I believe that there was congressional action taken to insure that air safety standards were raised / enforced, because of this crash.

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (TTAGa)

57 I'm sure every woman on the flight deck took all their SSRIs religiously.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (WVQot)

58 Oh, Ace. I think you are amazing but man when you send out the misogynist signal to the sky, they all come running. It’s almost like all men are super duper at being managers and none of them are idiots ever.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (pZEOD)

59 Those two lesbians look like Rick Moranis in those Helmets!

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (oa1NA)

60 I read "500 hours of flight time" for the helicopter pilot and thought, "That seems like not a lot of hours for what they were trying to do."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

61 Too late

Posted by: Picric at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (13tTk)

62 The best person to run an all-chick airline is Rey Palpatine-Skywalker. She can bypass all the compressors, mechanical and physical.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (9Ovst)

63 Posted by: Live Free at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (i8ev+)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (42Vb+)

64 So what's the rule for women pilots and "that time of the month"?

Because as any husband knows that is the go to excuse a wife uses to get out of stuff or excuse bad behavior.

Maybe women can make the argument they can't do simple basic stuff, but flying a jet airliner with 150 people on it is no problem.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (JoAEF)

65 Those two lesbians look like Rick Moranis in those Helmets!

Out: Honey I Shrunk the Children

In: Honey I Crashed the Shit out of the Airplane

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

66 I don’t think the cause is being female. I think it is being under qualified that is hugely problematic just so you can make dumb “unmanned” flight commercials. Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.

And sadly, pushing underqualified women into positions for which they aren't ready, causes people to look askance at all women in those positions. See also, affirmative action.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (xCA6C)

67 50 The plane that crashed in Toronto was a Delta flight operated by Endeavor Air, a small airline obsessed with all-female "unmanned" flights

and they all boast exquisite landing strips
Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (dCxaZ)


ENDEAVOR TO PURSE YOUR LIPS > ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (x0n13)

68 It’s almost like all men are super duper at being managers

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Well, they don't call 'em "womanagers," now, do they?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (BI5O2)

69 Look ... its plain. The last time women really got "in charge" was the 1920s. Their biggest agenda ? Liquor. Not the recovery from a Depression. Liquor. They haven't got any smarter in 100 years.

I'm not saying enslave them. I'm not saying abuse them. I am saying, as a group - don't give them any fucking sliver of authority over anything. Because they are even worse then we men are.

Posted by: Live Free at February 19, 2025 02:35 PM (i8ev+)
==
Hmmm. Might have a point there.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (GZYu7)

70 So what's the rule for women pilots and "that time of the month"?

TBH in the old days if a woman slacked off because of that she'd getting a beating from the other women.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (t0Rmr)

71 So... is this why Trans World Airlines went broke?

Posted by: front toward enemy at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (TIizU)

72
51 fake aviation "experts" just called and said this post has all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (7rn5C)

73 hose two lesbians look like Rick Moranis in those Helmets!

Out: Honey I Shrunk the Children

In: Honey I Crashed the Shit out of the Airplane

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

Honey, I shrunk the profit margins.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (i24o9)

74 I've been on about 30 flights in 3 months. I need better drugs with all this crash bullshit going on.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (4bYb7)

75 They mashed the brakes to the floor to hang a Louie rather than just find a safer place to turn around a little farther down.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (wzAuc)

76 @piper, we wouldn't be having these discussions if DEI wasn't something and then a lesbian came right out and blamed a man for her not having the ability to get him out of a fire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

77 Well, they don't call 'em "womanagers," now, do they?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19

I would try some hysterical comeback here, but I am hungry and no one thinks well in these circumstances. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (pZEOD)

78 72 So what's the rule for women pilots and "that time of the month"?

TBH in the old days if a woman slacked off because of that she'd getting a beating from the other women.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:42 PM (t0Rmr)


At least it wasn't a Midol Collision.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (x0n13)

79 Our colleges and universities need to clear out the current faculties and administrators and hire based replacements, even at the point of using bayonets and clouds of teargas. The quality of education as evidenced by the race for the lowest common denominator is killing us.

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)

80 >>But the fact that the pilots' identities and qualifications (experience, flight hours) are still being hidden makes one wonder.
------
We know why. See: Incompetent Lesbian White House Flunky Crashes Blackhawk

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (WVQot)

81 It's white privilege and cis-normative hetero-patriarchal constructs that inform your baseline assumption that airliners should land upright.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (V9cMX)

82 As for bonhomme's #33...

ib @Indian_Bronson
Won’t post her name and info but

The Delta plane crash was piloted by a woman who just got certified, by an operator airline that makes a big deal of having female pilots

https://tinyurl.com/yjz3ms2z
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (/tzYP)

83 It’s almost like all men are super duper at being managers

I've been in the corporate world a while and what my female co-workers tell me constantly is:

1) The only reason they aren't managers is sexism
2) They want a male manager personally

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (t0Rmr)

84 I don’t think the cause is being female. I think it is being under qualified that is hugely problematic just so you can make dumb “unmanned” flight commercials. Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.

And sadly, pushing underqualified women into positions for which they aren't ready, causes people to look askance at all women in those positions. See also, affirmative action.



They haven't got any smarter in 100 years.

I'm not saying enslave them. I'm not saying abuse them. I am saying, as a group - don't give them any fucking sliver of authority over anything. Because they are even worse then we men are.

Posted by: Live Free


Exhibit 1: halfwits like this.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (xCA6C)

85 My immigrant red pilled barber, who hated Biden and I’m assuming voted Trump, is buying the media narrative that planes crashing is because of government cuts and prices are going to go up because of tariffs.

I hoped everyone had figured out how full of shit the media is, but I guess not .

And the pilots gender not being revealed is 100% a female pilot

Posted by: Maroon at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (B69lE)

86 When is RFK Jr. going to ban or at least put out a warning on green and blue hair dye?
I am beginning to think it kills off brain cells.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

87 Did we ever find out the actual pilot of the Blackhawk or are we still "honoring the family's wishes" after the killing of dozens of people?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (wb1YC)

88 @TheBabylonBee 2h
Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of The Runway For Female Pilots https://buff.ly/41kcV5R

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (mlg/3)

89 uh oh

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (vFG9F)

90 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."

Another pilot showed descent rate was OK till right toward the end. I think that guy said speed may have been too slow, possible the plane stalled at the end, or not enough speed to flare, or not enough speed to fly out of downdraft.

Hopefully the investigators don't try to cover up for a DEI pilot, but it is not impossible.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (Cus5s)

91 Have they recovered the vagina pit recorder?

Posted by: Taggart at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (7VIIt)

92 I would try some hysterical comeback here, but I am hungry and no one thinks well in these circumstances. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (pZEOD)

Someone should make you a sammich.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (i24o9)

93 68 And sadly, pushing underqualified women into positions for which they aren't ready, causes people to look askance at all women in those positions. See also, affirmative action.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:41 PM (xCA6C)


Soft Bigotry now the Flaccid bigotry of low expectations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:45 PM (x0n13)

94 lol piper they white knight like crazy here

I'm your misogynist, I guess. the female kind.

but in actuality I'm a realist. and an empiricist.

the eye works because the brain works. and HOW the brain works determines what the eye perceives. the female human sees patterns extraordinarily well (d'uh, idiot husband of mine, the ketchup is RIGHT HERE!). the male human sees depth and spatial relations very very well (oog throw spear! oog get dinner!)

100,000s of human development doesn't get upended in 50 years of Girl Power. maybe we should work with our actual strengths. of course excepting outliers.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

95 A hot chic shaving her head is kind of in-your-face lookism. "See how hot I am? I can shave my fucking head and I'm still smokin'"

Posted by: Ziz Lasota &the Disgraceful8 at February 19, 2025 02:45 PM (CTUih)

96 I was in San Antonio waiting for my flight home when this story popped. Hearing that the plane rolled over did make me a tad uneasy.

It is interesting that Delta has not revealed any information about the crew flying that plane. Makes you wonder if they are trying to hide something.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 19, 2025 02:45 PM (0XVad)

97 Trump is such bad luck. Sunday Doge fired 300 more at FAA, and Monday a Delta Flight crashes. You tell me- WHY?

Which has what to do with the landing in Toronto? Unless you think they installed the artificial horizon upside down before takeoff?

with Real World Duffy in charge of the investigation, I wonder what safety inspections and procedures were not followed on our end before that flight left MSP, and if they'll be hidden.

They can already conclude that DEI did this, not any budget cuts and understaffing.

Trump threatened Canada just the other day. "Nice country you got here. Wouldn't want to make me make you into the 51st state would you?" Still doesn't bode well for FAA cuts on our end just saying.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (BvwbH)

98 Those two Army chick pilots look like they're wearing their dad's helmets.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (2UnvF)

99 When is RFK Jr. going to ban or at least put out a warning on green and blue hair dye?

In nature when you see oddly colored animals it is to tell you "DANGER/POISON KEEP AWAY"

Among humans its the same.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (t0Rmr)

100 94 Have they recovered the vagina pit recorder?
Posted by: Taggart at February 19, 2025 02:44 PM (7VIIt)



Snizz-pit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (x0n13)

101
You know how Golf Courses have "ladies tees?"

Do we need to do that with runways, too? Make them longer, and wider for the lady pilots?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (7rn5C)

102 d'oh! 100,000s of YEARS of human development I mean

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

103 Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:40 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks. Sometimes I feel alone on this idea. It also draws the men who are unhappily married or divorced and they extrapolate this to all women-the "he man woman haters club" I think it's time I sign off on this thread.

I do think, however that bragging about how much better you are as pilots because you're an all woman crew asks for trouble. I have no doubt that there are very able pilots, retired or still active who got there because of talent just keep a low profile and may be rather annoyed at these obnoxious showofk women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (42Vb+)

104 Hmm

Do white men ever crash planes?

Sometimes accidents happen.

Posted by: Nemo at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (W2Pud)

105 I don’t intend to ever set foot on another airplane, but if I had to I’d ask if the pilots are female. All-female crews are a relatively recent phenomenon, which means they don’t have that much experience.

Posted by: RebeccaH at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (nnkjY)

106 I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second.

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Per minute, ace. Feet per minute. 1,000 feet per second is REALLY fast down.

Posted by: NoVANoMo at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (R2JB5)

107 Dragging a wing on your airplane will make you flip. I've seen it before, long ago.

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (n2swS)

108 "Black Hawk pilot Rebecca Lobach "

She was the pilot and she was responsible. She should have not been in that role with only 500 hours.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (vFG9F)

109 Carried over...

No, but it is the reason Ukraine is 80% still under Ukrainian control with 1/6 the population.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:22 PM (xCA6C)


Maybe the Ukes still control 80% of Ukraine because Russia already controls 100% of ethnic Russian Ukraine and, despite fear projecting to the contrary, isn't actually interested in controlling ethic Ukrainian Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (ExV1e)

110 Do we need to do that with runways, too? Make them longer, and wider for the lady pilots?


sure and add loads of padding like the kiddy bowling alleys

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

111 >>"I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."
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See, women get the job done faster than men.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (WVQot)

112 Those old fashioned phone books still have a purpose: Sit on one!
Posted by: No Name Today
Actually I sit on a cushion but any higher and I couldn't reach the pedals.

I think most talented competent women hate DEI as much as other talented competent minorities. It implies you got your job because you are less talented than other candidates. There is always a sneaking suspicion you didn't earn it.
But, if you know or read any of the 'ettes on this
site, you should know by now that all females ae not the same.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (t/2Uw)

113 Diversity = average

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (fwDg9)

114 I was willing to bet money that the issue was DEI engineers put in a Wily E. Coyote "Flip Airplane" button in the cockpit.

Also, "cockpit" has to be problematic.

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (jvJvP)

115 I do think that females don't see spatial relationships as well as males and ergo are under-built for piloting.

but say I'm wrong about that. STILL very few females become pilots, so your pool is much much smaller. so if you're trying to hire only girls, you are going to get worse pilots bc you have a much smaller available pool. the drop off in ability will be earlier and starker.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

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I remember reading an OMNI (often sensationalist) Magazine article in the early 80s arguing that females are better-suited to be astronauts and endure space travel than men for various physical, psychological, emotional, etc reasons (bodies not impacted by Zero G as much, able to tolerate long periods of isolation better, require fewer resources, etc.).

Wonder if that's been seriously studied since (unlikely by NASA, but maybe by SpaceX)?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (KjscJ)

116
Maybe the Ukes still control 80% of Ukraine because Russia already controls 100% of ethnic Russian Ukraine and, despite fear projecting to the contrary, isn't actually interested in controlling ethic Ukrainian Ukraine.


In Georgia Russia took the areas with Russia friendly populations. There is every reason to expect that is what they are doing here as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (t0Rmr)

117 I don’t think the cause is being female. I think it is being under qualified that is hugely problematic just so you can make dumb “unmanned” flight commercials. Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (pZEOD)

I agree, but until meritocracy returns, the mockery of DEI will continue.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (l3YAf)

118 109 I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second.

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Per minute, ace. Feet per minute. 1,000 feet per second is REALLY fast down.
Posted by: NoVANoMo at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (R2JB5)



They Muffed the Dive?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (x0n13)

119 So who was this Tara Cope Leavitt was replying to?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (1bNHn)

120 The upside an all-female crew is they can do that flying scissor leg takedown that instantly snaps all the large male terrorists' necks.

Posted by: Avid Movie Watcher at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (wzAuc)

121 the eye works because the brain works. and HOW the brain works determines what the eye perceives. the female human sees patterns extraordinarily well (d'uh, idiot husband of mine, the ketchup is RIGHT HERE!). the male human sees depth and spatial relations very very well (oog throw spear! oog get dinner!)

100,000s of human development doesn't get upended in 50 years of Girl Power. maybe we should work with our actual strengths. of course excepting outliers.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

Interesting. I posited similar when Fen asked for a rational explanation as to why a generic male might make for a better helicopter pilot than a generic female.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)

122 118 Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (KjscJ)


OMNI was a Bob Guccione mag IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:49 PM (x0n13)

123 B e embeavered on endeavor.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 19, 2025 02:49 PM (2ap+5)

124 Also, "cockpit" has to be problematic.

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (jvJvP)

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"Passengers are forbidden from entering the BonusHolePit ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:49 PM (KjscJ)

125 Please tell me that the pilot was a woman.

And she is Asian.

And her name is Bing Bang Ow.

Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 19, 2025 02:50 PM (kMIY4)

126 Is it true that the pilot said she was head over heels about flying?

Posted by: tankdemon at February 19, 2025 02:50 PM (VSht7)

127 128 Please tell me that the pilot was a woman.

And she is Asian.

And her name is Bing Bang Ow.

Lie to me if you have to.


Wi Tu Lo

Posted by: Taggart at February 19, 2025 02:50 PM (7VIIt)

128 I'm guessing there was no Otto Pilot available for this all-female flight crew to turn to for assistance?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (Vyll1)

129 OMNI was a Bob Guccione mag IIRC.

***

I wondered where that Vaseline on the magazine came from.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (wb1YC)

130 "The last time women really got "in charge" was the 1920s. Their biggest agenda ? Liquor. Not the recovery from a Depression."

What Depression during the *Roaring 20's* are you referring to?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (KAi1n)

131 I do think that females don't see spatial relationships as well as males and ergo are under-built for piloting.

but say I'm wrong about that. STILL very few females become pilots, so your pool is much much smaller. so if you're trying to hire only girls, you are going to get worse pilots bc you have a much smaller available pool. the drop off in ability will be earlier and starker.


Your first statement is probably correct, but that's not at all the same thing as saying no women are good pilots, and none should be put in positions of responsibility. I would put my wife's spatial reasoning against 99.99% of the male population.

The problem isn't that no women can do the job, it's when organizations try to push them ahead BECAUSE they're women.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (xCA6C)

132 And here we see an example of a newly discovered invasive species - the green-haired self-shearing sheep. They replicate asexually through social hysteria and mass formation psychosis. The species also has an affinity for various forms of self-mutilation, including an abnormal number of facial piercings, as well as tattoos, scarification, and other forms of body modification. They are highly dangerous to approach and herds of them have been known to erupt into unprovoked violence.

Posted by: David Attenborough at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (yzp7T)

133 At least it wasn't a Midol Collision.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025


***
On his Why Is There Air? album, Bill Cosby tells the story of his one-time toothache and how nothing worked until he took one of his wife's Midol tablets. "And the pain . . . WENT AWAY! And . . . I tried to make the pain come! And -- NOTHING!"

He ends by rushing into a downtown drugstore. "Druggist, gimme some Midol, and it's for ME!"

Druggist: "I don't care, we get a lot of strange guys in here. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

134 The problem isn't that no women can do the job, it's when organizations try to push them ahead BECAUSE they're women.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (xCA6C)
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Kara Hultgreen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 19, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

135 Wonder if that's been seriously studied since (unlikely by NASA, but maybe by SpaceX)?


saw something recently where Russia has an astronaut who is missing one leg, and how this is actually some kind of benefit? lol maybe just easier to fit in the tin can

anyway yeah maybe females ARE better suited for space travel, could be! AI drives the craft tho lol.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 19, 2025 02:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

136 This is what happens when you put Instagram on your radar display and TikTok on the artificial horizon.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:52 PM (WVQot)

137
rebecca's hubris is what killed her and 68 other people

Do you see the other airplane?

Rebecca, with all the confidence in the world because she's been told she's awesome and can do anything: Yep! I see it.

And she had no reason to double-check herself, and flew right into that plane because people Trusted her. and she

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 02:52 PM (7rn5C)

138 Sad that the Darwin Selection process for these idiots often involves collateral damage…

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 02:52 PM (dAQ2X)

139
What do you call a lesbian pilot?

A box cutter.

Old 9-11 joke. I know, too soon.

Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2025 02:53 PM (j4U/Z)

140 When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.
`
And then I wait for the next bus.

Posted by: RODNEY at February 19, 2025 02:53 PM (Tjd07)

141 The problem isn't that no women can do the job, it's when organizations try to push them ahead BECAUSE they're women.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (xCA6C)
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Kara Hultgreen.


Case in point.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:54 PM (xCA6C)

142 I'd feel uncomfortable if the MALE pilots looked to be in their late 20s/early 30s...seriously they are cute, but too young

Posted by: zigggggy at February 19, 2025 02:54 PM (K5Rdg)

143 saw something recently where Russia has an astronaut who is missing one leg, and how this is actually some kind of benefit?

Apparently some other astronaut said that you don't actually use your legs in space much so it may not be a benefit but it also isn't a huge drawback.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2025 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

144 Interesting conversation here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 02:54 PM (WVdLT)

145 Sad that the Darwin Selection process for these idiots often involves collateral damage…

This is another one of those Chesterton's Fences unfortunately.

Its not just the idiot knocking down the fence that pays the price but everyone around them and potentially people across the whole society

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (t0Rmr)

146 12 The girl with green hair was cute. I stopped watching when she began to shear herself down to the scalp. What a crime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

really hope she brags about it in front of a Cancer survivor or 2 that lost all their hair....

Posted by: zigggggy at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (K5Rdg)

147 135 brilliant

Posted by: SamIam at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (oasF3)

148 Interesting conversation here.

Which one?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

149 @122 AP reporter. One of the usual propagandists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (KXtU1)

150 Sweep the leg.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 02:55 PM (bF7Q5)

151 The female pilot in Toronto.. Was she trying to parallel park or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2025 02:56 PM (VE6XX)

152 I recall that MIA converted to Christianity a year or two ago. She still a bit nuts but I wonder how much terror supporting she does now. Only God knows how legit her conversion is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2025 02:56 PM (sAmhv)

153 Live free is obviously a troll.
Ignore him.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:56 PM (t/2Uw)

154 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly..."

Lucky pilot

Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 02:56 PM (9ByDD)

155

Momma of blessed memory nearly forced her way off a plane bound for an Italian vacation when she saw one of the pilots was a former student, whom she described as "not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed."


And she taught in one of NYC's worst schools in the heart of Brooklyn's biggest hood!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (x0n13)

156 I'm a male and I can't even drive a stick-shift car. No way I could fly an aircraft.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

157 When we flew out f Jackson Hole the other day… we waited over 2 hours to get airborne… the pilot actually came in to the gate to talk to us… the upshot?? It ain’t safe and we ain’t flying till it is.. pilot were 2 old white guys with 60 years flying experience between them..but hey what would they know??

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (dAQ2X)

158 I think the pilots from this Endeavor Air flight are ready to graduate to the Ukrainian Air Force.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (WVQot)

159 Oh, Live Free is Scogg. I'm surprised you're out of the hospital so soon after the burn you got from JackStraw yesterday.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (xCA6C)

160 Diversity = average
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (fwDg9)

No, diversity is below-average, because by definition you are bringing in people who couldn’t hack it on their own. They’re from the left side of the bell curve.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (l3YAf)

161 It’s almost like all men are super duper at being managers

I've been in the corporate world a while and what my female co-workers tell me constantly is:

1) The only reason they aren't managers is sexism
2) They want a male manager personally

Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:43 PM (t0Rmr)
==
My worst subordinate-boss fights were always woman worker - woman boss. Had much fewer issues with any other combo than that one. Typical conflict was one of the two parties was an ass no matter what they looked like and were itching for a fight. Men are a bit more willing to utilize authority even if it means deservedly bad things will happen to someone. Women often struggle with that one a bit.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (GZYu7)

162
Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs

I don’t understand the need to do this… why are they all doing the same thing?

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Mass Formation Lemmingfication (or is it Lemmingfixation)?

Two more candidates for Merriam-Webster's 2025 "Word of the Year" in addition to: Uglification or Uglifixation.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (KjscJ)

163 On average, I don’t think women are as good at really anything like piloting or driving. They rarely have great dexterity. Have you ever been in a car when a woman was driving and not had a few WTF’? It’s rare to have when men are driving.

I obviously understand politically you can’t do anything about it, but a great female pilot is probably at best a very mediocre male pilot.

It’s that way on basically every male dominated field.

Posted by: Maroon at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (B69lE)

164 PER SECOND?!?

Posted by: KLA at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (R1Eqe)

165 The problem isn't that no women can do the job, it's when organizations try to push them ahead BECAUSE they're women.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (xCA6C)


Thank you.

Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)

166 The problem isn't that no women can do the job, it's when organizations try to push them ahead BECAUSE they're women.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:51 PM (xCA6C)

Yes and no.

Yes, they are pushing women ahead because they are women, and that's producing bad results. But the reason they are pushing women ahead because they are women is because a purely meritocratic system will not produce the politically determined right amount of female representation, and that's because there are real differences between the sexes, both in abilities and desires.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (V9cMX)

167 I liked the way in the video that girlboss captain was shielding her eyes from the sun with her hand instead of pulling down the visor right in front of her.

Posted by: STV at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (DrqbW)

168 Hmm

Do white men ever crash planes?

Sometimes accidents happen.

Posted by: Nemo at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (W2Pud)
==
Is too early to answer yes - when hit by a woman driving another one?! Can I get a ruling?

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 02:58 PM (GZYu7)

169 Those old fashioned phone books still have a purpose: Sit on one!
Posted by: No Name Today

Or Two!

Posted by: Whale-Tail Becky at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (G5+As)

170 On a brighter note, I was impressed how that plane's fire suppression worked. There was a fireball for just a second or two. Otherwise, everybody dies horribly.

At least, that's how it looked to me. IANAAE.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (wzAuc)

171 Friend of mine’s husband is a commercial pilot. He remarked once that his worst day flying is when he is scheduled with so and so female pilot “who never shuts up”. Sometimes the stereotype is true, unfortunately.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (koxr1)

172 Hi Bulg.
You reminded me. I drove a stick shift for many years. That was when cars were more reasonably sized and I could still see over the front end.lol

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (t/2Uw)

173 Wonder if that's been seriously studied since (unlikely by NASA, but maybe by SpaceX)?

---------------

The obvious thing is to cap astronaut height to 5 feet. Less weight, less food requirements. All the spacecraft can be smaller so less weight.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (JoAEF)

174 Yes and no.

Yes, they are pushing women ahead because they are women, and that's producing bad results. But the reason they are pushing women ahead because they are women is because a purely meritocratic system will not produce the politically determined right amount of female representation, and that's because there are real differences between the sexes, both in abilities and desires.


That was precisely my point.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM (xCA6C)

175 I came running as soon as I saw that ace lit the Muh Soggy Knees Beacon

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (LXrdm)

176 Getting real tired of the ignorance surrounding CPT Lobach. White House social aide is a normal assignment in ALL branches of the military. You apply, you interview, you get selected. You do your 2 years, you go back to your normal branch. I have several friends who did that. Some did it during the Bush admin. Some were there with Obama. It's considered a career enhancing tour. Like being an aide to a General/Admiral. So after CPT Lobach finished her tour, she went back to an aviation unit. She had to get certified, do check rides etc. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (MmTZZ)

177 That flight crew wouldn't be by any chance those two chick ensigns who rammed another ship while they were snubbing each other after an argument, were they?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (o3JZz)

178 One of the benefits to flying Endeavor Air is our complimentary in-flight box wine and we can provide emotional support cats, available for an additional charge.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (WVQot)

179 Most young people seem to be in therapy, at least from time to time.
I think they are being badly misled by their therapists.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (n4GiU)

180 Hi, Sharon. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

181 Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (pZEOD)


No, but too many are. And they want to be in charge because of "down with the patriarchy," rather than actually earning their positions through merit. I'll put Jeanne Kirkpatrick up against any State Department male official as the superior candidate. But just because you are a chick doesn't automatically put you at the front of the line for a position. Your skill should. And no, I don't want a woman coming to rescue me if I'm unconscious in a burning building. I want a big burly man to haul my carcass out. Full. Stop.

Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (wLjpr)

182 Man...I miss talking about Back to the Future.

You know who was a DEI hire?

Eric Stolz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

183
What do you call a lesbian pilot with braces?

A box cutter.

Old 9-11 joke. I know, too soon.

Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (j4U/Z)

184 164 Oh, Live Free is Scogg. I'm surprised you're out of the hospital so soon after the burn you got from JackStraw yesterday.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM (xCA6C)

That wasn't a "burn"

It was a beating ...

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (TTAGa)

185 The pilot was going to signal her intention to turn but she ran out of blinker juice.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (bNf8H)

186
I blame the other guy in the helicopter, too...for trusting her, for not double-checking.

I don't like being a passenger in a car. I don't put my full trust in the driver, no matter who they are. *I look* when they pull out into the street, and I look when they change lanes.

But everyone trusted Rebecca, because she's so fucking awesome. Fucking girls get it done, yo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:01 PM (7rn5C)

187 A friends daughter went to the Air Force Academy and piloted jets. Smart athletic girl with a lot of common sense. She was a top rated pilot. She told a bunch of her parents friends that there are a lot of qualified women but many unqualified ones are pushed into roles they can't handle. This is where the whole "first" goes wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (KXtU1)

188 I don’t understand the need to do this… why are they all doing the same thing?

She's a child and she reasons as a child.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (ExV1e)

189 This misogyny is Toxic!

Toxic and Shocking.

It's like a Syndrome with you people.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (oa1NA)

190 Toronto.

https://tinyurl.com/ye292tzb
30 seconds; some NSFW language.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP)
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Seventy mile an hour cross wind, look at snow across the drive.
Plane was almost into the wind which was, just guessing, 30 mph.
Rate of descent twice recommended speed plus the plane didn't hit square, it hit the right wheel hard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (jj2yx)

191 "The female pilot in Toronto.. Was she trying to parallel park or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna"


Checking her make-up. Could happen to anybody.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (GUOwU)

192 Sure seems like all the strength brought by all this forced diversity just benefits the Grim Reaper.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (on5o5)

193 195 This misogyny is Toxic!

Toxic and Shocking.

It's like a Syndrome with you people.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (oa1NA)

=======

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

Apparently Ace's banger of a workout song.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

194 fucking sick of this shit

at my job a ton of women get promoted, make more money, do nothing all day and then

complain about the patriarchy and being oppressed

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (HYKHz)

195 I obviously understand politically you can’t do anything about it, but a great female pilot is probably at best a very mediocre male pilot.

It’s that way on basically every male dominated field.

But, but, Panica Datrick!

Posted by: All Women Are Bad at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (G5+As)

196 This is where the whole "first" goes wrong
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Who's going to break the news to Sponge?

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

197 Two small planes crashed into each other at a private airport in AZ today. They start blaming Trump/Elon in 3.2....

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (t/2Uw)

198 161 I'm a male and I can't even drive a stick-shift car.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 02:57 PM

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Dude. No. You were doing so well here.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (wzAuc)

199 >>The pilot was going to signal her intention to turn but she ran out of blinker juice.



PRO PILOT TIP: It's easier to get to the flaps when she's on her back.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (oa1NA)

200
She was a WH "social aide" because she was a dyke. She was very political. She was a "social" activist.

Her "military" "career" was a stepping stone. We ALL Know this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (7rn5C)

201 I do think, however that bragging about how much better you are as pilots because you're an all woman crew asks for trouble. I have no doubt that there are very able pilots, retired or still active who got there because of talent just keep a low profile and may be rather annoyed at these obnoxious showofk women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2025 02:46 PM (42Vb+)
==
Have a family woman "friend" who is a high ranking pilot at a major airline flying international flights. SHe got there by being qualified to start, and then flying the hours to work her way up. The issue with DEI for pilots is that you are short circuiting training and experience, which cannot be faked. All in a rush to make a marketing push. I'd check the qualifications for making pilot for all pilots at Delta and the owned subsidiary airlines and see if there is a differing standard for women and men in the last say 4 or 5 years. If it exists, I'd suggest the DOJ have a talk with the C Suite, with the intent of having them all removed.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (GZYu7)

202 In Georgia Russia took the areas with Russia friendly populations. There is every reason to expect that is what they are doing here as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (t0Rmr)

They’re also fighting a war of attrition, grinding through Ukraine’s men and materiel. The US military doesn’t know how to do that anymore.

I guess Russia could have been smart like us, done “surgical strikes”, bypass Ukrainian units, and seize command and control centers, then spend the next decade or two fighting a bloody insurgency, before pulling out in disgrace.

Instead they seem to be trying to pacify the country by killing their enemies and destroying their will to resist. What idiots!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)

203 YASSS SLAY KWEEN wasn't supposed to be taken literally...

Posted by: But it was for the greater good at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (yzp7T)

204 If you're bored and looking for some laughs, the r/austincirclejerk sub reddit is just non-stop trolling of the Left. For example:

A Tesla showed up at my laundromat and I’m wondering if I need to burn my clothes now. If I washed my clothes within 15 feet of someone who drives a Tesla does that make me racist? I certainly don’t want to offend our trans allies so I’m considering burning all my clothes in solidarity.

You have to burn the whole fucking place down, and date a trans to cleanse yourself.

Clearly this person needs to transition and go fuck up a 7th grade girl in the 100 meter backstroke before they are cleansed.

Can you PLEASE recognize that you are on stolen land before the cleansing by fire? You’re self-immolating of course. Right?

This is ridiculous, can't tell if it's satire. You can't date a trans to cleanse yourself. You have to change your pronouns first.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (BvwbH)

205 60 Oh, Ace. I think you are amazing but man when you send out the misogynist signal to the sky, they all come running. It’s almost like all men are super duper at being managers and none of them are idiots ever.
Posted by: Piper
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Don't get your...er...dander up, he's got to sell tickets too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (jj2yx)

206 179 no five foot astronaut can possibly whip a Gorn or Alien. Be serious here...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (o3JZz)

207 Nailed that ground loop though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (9e73m)

208 182 Being a WH Social Aide was not especially career enhancing for CPT Lobach. But being a dyke in Biden's army and administration probably was.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (wBaIH)

209 complain about the patriarchy and being oppressed
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving

Sorry you have to work with a bunch of leftist assholes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (t/2Uw)

210 Most young people seem to be in therapy, at least from time to time.
I think they are being badly misled by their therapists.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:00 PM (n4GiU)

"A patient cured is a patient lost."

Posted by: The Therapist Union at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM (kMIY4)

211 Farding in cars is dangerous enough, but ladies farding in airplanes could kill us all!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh Endorsed at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (G5+As)

212 In 2000, I took a turbo- prop flight from Columbus to Toronto. The pilot was a woman. Smoothest landing I ever experienced. Was not even sure when the plane touched down.

Those were the days when the pilot's cabin was open and you could see who was flying.
She was an attractive woman, too.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (vcOmj)

213 Women aren’t all fluff headed dingbats.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 02:37 PM (pZEOD)


No, but too many are. And they want to be in charge because of "down with the patriarchy," rather than actually earning their positions through merit.


The bell curve of IQ for men and women has the same center, but the wings for males are further out, meaning that there are more really stupid and really smart men than women. My unsupported hypothesis is that nature cannot afford to risk variability in women because they are the rate determining reagent for reproducing the species. Men are much less important, because one man can impregnate large numbers of women, but one woman can only have one baby at a time.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (xCA6C)

214 Participation in an elaborately choreographed Tik Tok dance routine is a certain sign that a woman is qualified as a doctor as well as a pilot.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (p9rFX)

215 I doubt very much that I would get on a plane if I knew it had an all female crew. Sue me.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (C53IZ)

216 I think the DC helicopter/plane crash was a combination of errors... or at least it seems so... At least I think with this group we will get the actual answer to what happened... At least I hope so

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

217 1 Parallel parking wasn't on the test.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:31 PM (i24o9)


I posted that on X earlier. Still getting likes. 😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (4tmpE)

218 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."

Should be 1000 feet per minute. That is 16.6 feet per second. Higher than USN carrier aircraft design landing gear contact vertical rate, IIRC!

Aircraft typically perform a flare maneuver a few seconds before touch down on land runways, to reduce both forward and downward velocity. The pilot on Megyn's podcast said he didn't see the girlboss perform a flare before toughdown in Toronto. Making the landing a typical carrier landing - sortv of a controlled crash. Carrier aircraft landing gear are designed for this case. Non-carrier aircraft landing gear are not.

All of the above makes it likely, to me, the first main gear assembly to contact the Toronto runway, the right assembly, was stressed above its design limit. Meaning it broke. Allowing the entire aircraft to roll to the right, the right wing hitting the ground as the right gear assembly crumpled and/or sheared-off.

Posted by: Gref at February 19, 2025 03:06 PM (aBgBM)

219 193 A friends daughter went to the Air Force Academy and piloted jets. Smart athletic girl with a lot of common sense. She was a top rated pilot. She told a bunch of her parents friends that there are a lot of qualified women but many unqualified ones are pushed into roles they can't handle. This is where the whole "first" goes wrong
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (KXtU1)


Also to you, thank you. It's obnoxious for people to claim a failure is "because she's a woman" when the actual problem is "she gained a position beyond her skills because she's a woman."

Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2025 03:06 PM (Sf2cq)

220 fasten your seatbelts.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

221
The All-Girl Airliner Crash Team!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (dxSpM)

222 I don't believe that passenger jet is capable of level flight at 1000 feet per second. That is a mile every 5.3 seconds which is far too fast to descend.

Posted by: Ironwood at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (WwX7F)

223 I posted this before, from the CFR:

The landing gear may not fail in a test, demonstrating its reserve energy absorption capacity, simulating a descent velocity of 12 f.p.s. at design landing weight, assuming airplane lift not greater than airplane weight acting during the landing impact.

Posted by: pawn at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (QB+5g)

224 Femininity is beauty and beauty is proof of God. The demons don't want you to believe in God even though they know He is real.

Posted by: ... at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (lX8VI)

225
Women CAN make good pilots.

BUT ONLY if they are Properly Trained and held at the SAME Standards as Men.

Rebecca was a "pilot" just like women are "firefighters" today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (7rn5C)

226 222 I doubt very much that I would get on a plane if I knew it had an all female crew. Sue me.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (C53IZ)

That's the internalized misogyny talking.

Posted by: But it's still the patriarchy's fault at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (yzp7T)

227 >>Participation in an elaborately choreographed Tik Tok dance routine is a certain sign that a woman is qualified as a doctor as well as a pilot.
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Throw in cocktails at noon and some "Joy!" and then you've got a candidate who ran a flawless campaign.

Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (WVQot)

228 Dude. No. You were doing so well here.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I'm just really bad with mechanical devices. I have a long learning curve, and no one ever wanted to risk the damage to their transmissions to teach me the stick shift.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

229 >>> 208 In Georgia Russia took the areas with Russia friendly populations. There is every reason to expect that is what they are doing here as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2025 02:48 PM (t0Rmr)

They’re also fighting a war of attrition, grinding through Ukraine’s men and materiel. The US military doesn’t know how to do that anymore.

I guess Russia could have been smart like us, done “surgical strikes”, bypass Ukrainian units, and seize command and control centers, then spend the next decade or two fighting a bloody insurgency, before pulling out in disgrace.

Instead they seem to be trying to pacify the country by killing their enemies and destroying their will to resist. What idiots!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)

Remember when we had the Iraqis running the fck out of Kuwait, but we couldn't finish annihilating Saddam's troops because that would be "mean" or some retarded shit? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (Vqx30)

230 Maybe the Ukes still control 80% of Ukraine because Russia already controls 100% of ethnic Russian Ukraine and, despite fear projecting to the contrary, isn't actually interested in controlling ethic Ukrainian Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (ExV1e)
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The cost to Russia to move any further is too high. Defensible lines for both sides are too hard to breech. They know they are going to get some of what they wanted. They will look to out wait the West and try again later. That has been their MO for quite sometime.

The problem for both is that a lot of population were lost, either by war or escaping the war. And Russia now has Sweden and Finland very interested in Russia again, with the ability to impact transport through the Northern Sea.

Gonna be very interesting to watch after Trump leaves office.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (GZYu7)

231 What Stacy0311 at 182 said.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (W/lyH)

232 232
Women CAN make good pilots.

BUT ONLY if they are Properly Trained and held at the SAME Standards as Men.

Rebecca was a "pilot" just like women are "firefighters" today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February

100%.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (pZEOD)

233 India has the highest percentage of female pilots in the world, followed by Ireland and South Africa.

The International Society of Women Airline Pilots (ISWAP) estimates that India has about 12.4% female pilots, which is much higher than the US and UK. In 2021, India also ranked first in gender equality in the flight deck.

In 2024, Ireland had 9.9% female pilots.
In 2024, South Africa had 9.8% female pilots.
In 2024, Australia had 7.5% female pilots.
In 2024, Canada had 7.0% female pilots.
In 2024, Germany had 6.9% female pilots.
And in 2024, the US had 5.5% female pilots.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (NFX2v)

234 That chicks hair color is close to what I'm going to paint my house.
Just to piss off the neighbors.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

235 1,000 feet isn't a "rate of descent," that's a "dive..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (o3JZz)

236 My son flies weekly now with his job, usually on Delta or United.

The day after the helicopter t-boned the airliner, his flight had just left Corpus Christi for Houston, and some wag loudly said, "Will this flight be helicopter collision free?"

Met with silence.

And then he said, "Too soon?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:08 PM (4tmpE)

237 It doesn't matter whether they are male or female, it is leftists, progressives that are the problem. Anyone who posts here should realize that by now. Especially if you've had the opportunity to stand beside an 'Ette on the firing line.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:09 PM (t/2Uw)

238 The All-Girl Airliner Crash Team!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
......

The Lesbian Mile High Club

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

239 Wait, what? There was a crash involving a Blackhawk? Funny how that story disappeared as soon as it was clear who the pilot was. There's so much more to that story that we'll never know.

Odds the Endeavor's pilot was also a sketchy clam-digger? I'd say high.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

240 500 feet per second is 340 mph.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

241 I have no problem with women, that’s a very stupid position to take… I DO have a problem with the endless ultra progressive bullshit that is shoved at us ABOUT women ( and any other group that is non- traditional, if you will)…

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:10 PM (dAQ2X)

242 Parallel parking wasn't on the test.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 02:31 PM (i24o9)


I posted that on X earlier. Still getting likes. 😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (4tmpE)

"Misogyny" gets the likes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:10 PM (i24o9)

243 I'm just really bad with mechanical devices. I have a long learning curve, and no one ever wanted to risk the damage to their transmissions to teach me the stick shift.
Posted by: Bulg

I've taught a lot of young men to drive trucks over the years. Count on one clutch the first year, then they get the hang of it.
Luckily trucks are pretty easy to change clutches on.

Posted by: MkY at February 19, 2025 03:10 PM (cPGH3)

244 I'm a male and I can't even drive a stick-shift car.

You know who's really good with "stick-shifts"? Gays.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

245 Look, if you need me to not crash into your airplane, then you got yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Rebecca Lobach, pilot and firefighter at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (yzp7T)

246 Women pilots— mistake or tragic error...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (o3JZz)

247 12 The girl with green hair was cute. I stopped watching when she began to shear herself down to the scalp. What a crime.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

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Yeah, she's just barely cute enough to pull of the pixie cut immediately before she breaks out the clippers, but not nearly cute enough to pull off the shaved head look.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (BztFw)

248 Pilot hit that runway like it owed him her/they/xher money.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2025 02:32 PM (2UnvF)


FIFY

Those people are lucky that, when the wings got torn off during the roll-over, the wing tanks didn't rupture and douse them with fuel. A testament to a good airframe design.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (pJWtt)

249
btw, isn't shaving your head for a stupid tik tok a wasteful & selfish thing to do?

Maybe her hair wasn't long enough, but she could've Donated her stupid green hair to wig-maker for cancer patients.

Right? They always want donated hair, longer the better.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (7rn5C)

250 235 Dude. No. You were doing so well here.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I'm just really bad with mechanical devices. I have a long learning curve, and no one ever wanted to risk the damage to their transmissions to teach me the stick shift.
Posted by: Bulg at

My Daddy wouldn’t let us drive an automatic until we could drive a stick - and do it well. I took my test in a stick. Only then was I allowed access to the automatic. I can also parallel park, and drive a trailer.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (pZEOD)

251 Please remain seated turbulence ahead.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

252 My unsupported hypothesis is that nature cannot afford to risk variability in women because they are the rate determining reagent for reproducing the species.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM

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I am totally going to learn guitar and start a band and name it Rate Determining Reagent. No lie. Well, two lies and a truth.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (wzAuc)

253 Also to you, thank you. It's obnoxious for people to claim a failure is "because she's a woman" when the actual problem is "she gained a position beyond her skills because she's a woman."
Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2025 03:06 PM (Sf2cq)
❤️❤️❤️
Exactly. It taints all of us.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (t/2Uw)

254 I don't believe that passenger jet is capable of level flight at 1000 feet per second. That is a mile every 5.3 seconds which is far too fast to descend.
Posted by: Ironwood at February 19, 2025


***
That kind of speed would yield 4.5 hours from New York to London or Paris. Can jets do that yet?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

255 I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second.

They bragged about their all-female flight crews while playing a line from a song by noted terrorist propagandist MIA, chanting the line "Live fast, die young."

--
feet per minute
500 ft/sec =30,000 ft per minute = plaid speed in mph

From the book (and movie) Knock on Any Door (Motley 1947)
"Live fast, die young and have a goo-looking corpse"

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile math at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (KjLnc)

256 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."

so, she was aiming for the 3rd wire?

#CarrierLandingJokes

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (v6XNT)

257 Rebecca was a "pilot" just like women are "firefighters" today.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Firefighting can be a deucedly hard, physical job. My nephew (45 years old) is a fire fighter in the National Forest Service. He is responsible for about 400K acres in Montana, but he takes his crews where they are needed (in the northwest, usually). He is 6'3" tall, and about 200 lb (he's getting a little overweight) and he's on the small side for his crews.
They were out fighting forest fires in Washington state earlier this year and he told his Mom (my sister) they were LUCKY no one was hurt or killed. It was a really bad forest fire.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (vcOmj)

258
Here's what I want from a flight crew:
Hot stewardesses
Posted by: No Name Today at February 19, 2025 02:36 PM (vlXMQ)


Sky Waitresses

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (y9nCu)

259 I think that decent rate should be minute, not second

Posted by: WIsRich at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (t5O0N)

260 It wasn't the pilots fault.
It wasn't the airplanes fault.
It was the asphalt.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

261 >> But the reason they are pushing women ahead because they are women is because a purely meritocratic system will not produce the politically determined right amount of female representation, and that's because there are real differences between the sexes, both in abilities and desires.

This. 100%

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (l3YAf)

262 My Daddy wouldn’t let us drive an automatic until we could drive a stick - and do it well. I took my test in a stick. Only then was I allowed access to the automatic. I can also parallel park, and drive a trailer.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (pZEOD)

Same with my dad. ❤️

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (4tmpE)

263
I'm just really bad with mechanical devices. I have a long learning curve, and no one ever wanted to risk the damage to their transmissions to teach me the stick shift.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

++++

I can drive a stick-shift. Still doesn't make me want an all female flight crew.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (C53IZ)

264 221 Participation in an elaborately choreographed Tik Tok dance routine is a certain sign that a woman is qualified as a doctor as well as a pilot.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 19, 2025 03:05 PM (p9rFX)


Thank you!
It seems like that it the new CV, isn't it?

Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2025 03:13 PM (wLjpr)

265 It is very very difficult to get a test pilot to land a plane anywhere near the regulation design limit 10fps 600 fpm. They will do a pre test buildup. Sometimes over days. All for just a handful of 400 500 fpm.

One complicating issue is in ground effect for low wing aircraft. Basically these planes generate a cushioning air layer below them. Everyone in the engineering/test/landing structural analysis field knows this and has experience with this.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2025 03:13 PM (Y6IkP)

266 President of Delta won't release the names of the pilots, which is typical cowardly bonehead CEO move as we all know the names will be leaked soon.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 19, 2025 03:13 PM (UseAb)

267 never once, not once, did I see anyone aboard smiling those Balls And All smiles those two broads have in that picture. What are they, 8 years old?
Posted by: Shitbird Joe


Because if you don't smile, you get accused of having resting bitch face.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 19, 2025 03:14 PM (hB7mE)

268 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2025 03:04 PM

Wait. What? They have a sense of humor now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:14 PM (L/fGl)

269 Jane, you'd on X? How do I find you?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:14 PM (t/2Uw)

270 I have no problem with women, that’s a very stupid position to take

Eh, they know what they did.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (2ocoG)

271 Wait, what? There was a crash involving a Blackhawk? Funny how that story disappeared as soon as it was clear who the pilot was. There's so much more to that story that we'll never know.

Odds the Endeavor's pilot was also a sketchy clam-digger? I'd say high.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:09 PM (iFTx/)


That Blackhawk pilot was busy not flying into the ground. Functional-Fixedness, the crew wasn't paying attention to what was in front of them.

I told Mrs. Cop that the Chief Warrant Officer was in a bad spot, Girlboss pilot was f*kcing up, but she outranked him.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (pJWtt)

272 They released a picture of the flight crew :
https://tinyurl.com/25xogsb8

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (mQbMd)

273 Off to night work again
I just try and tell myself every job ends eventually

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

274 DEI is just a command to put the Peter Principle to action.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:16 PM (n4GiU)

275 Amelia Earhart crashing and dying was a foreshadowing of what was to come that no one paid attention to.

Posted by: Archer at February 19, 2025 03:16 PM (IDphi)

276 My late daddy was a test pilot for the USAF for 22 years. I can't imagine what he'd say about these latest air disasters.

Actually, I CAN imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:16 PM (4tmpE)

277 Skip, be careful. They say more people get hurt on night shift.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:16 PM (t/2Uw)

278 280 They released a picture of the flight crew :
https://tinyurl.com/25xogsb8

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (mQbMd)

Okay, I laughed out loud….

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:17 PM (dAQ2X)

279 Used to listen to a guy that had worked on the submarine pen buster bombs. Bush 2 dusted off the program and that is how we got the buster bunkers they used in Iraq to go after Saddam Hussein. Once things were declassified R enjoyed talking about it. The test pilot for the program was a petite gal. In order to get the aim right the bomber had to pull so many Gs the pilot would pass out for a couple of seconds and this caused no male pilots to volunteer to fly the mission so R said "why dont we just get the test pilot to do it?" They did, she had a gaggle of male fighter pilot escorts. The rest is history. So yes there are some very very talented women pilots with nerves of steel.

But I don't want to fly on an airline which is making a point of hiring ONLY women or other DEI check box pilots. As said above, if you shrink your pool of candidates you are likely to lower your hiring standards. The only thing I'd be more nervous of is flying UAE airlines and wondering if pilot might go jihadi midflight and crash the plane on purpose.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2025 03:17 PM (CKOCg)

280 >complain about the patriarchy and being oppressed
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 19, 2025 03:02 PM (HYKHz)

I don't know what you're talking about. I love watching TikToks of 20-something girlbosses who brag about their work day of doing fuck all while swilling Starbies and making 3x my salary. It's empowering.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 19, 2025 03:17 PM (2OUM7)

281 I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew.

Posted by: Gardner McKay at February 19, 2025 03:17 PM (G5+As)

282 OMG. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?

They tried to parallel park.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (zPpWF)

283 277 Jane, you'd on X? How do I find you?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:14 PM (t/2Uw)

I'm Based Jane Doh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (4tmpE)

284 DEI is just a command to put the Peter Principle to action.
Posted by: From about That Time

Please. The Pussy Principle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

285 They released a picture of the flight crew :
https://tinyurl.com/25xogsb8

Posted by: Dr Spank

lol

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

286
You know where the best example of corporate meritocracy exists today?

The NBA.
The reason the league is mostly black is because black men, by-and-large, are better at basketball. If the NBA were to impose a quota to hire more white players, those white player would Certainly be inferior.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (7rn5C)

287 So is the "its not all women, just women that couldn't pass the test" a tacit admission that most of you can't pass the damn test ?

Posted by: Good Grief at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (i8ev+)

288 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

President Trump has just ordered the Pentagon to prepare for at LEAST an 8% budget cut, per WaPo

$70+ BILLION saved.

This comes just ONE DAY after DOGE reportedly entered the Pentagon and began their investigation.

Must be pretty juicy so far!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

289 have a long learning curve, and no one ever wanted to risk the damage to their transmissions to teach me the stick shift.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
====
This is where car rentals come in.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (n4GiU)

290 19 the little dears were really fussy about the vote, too, and look how that worked out...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (o3JZz)

291 294
You know where the best example of corporate meritocracy exists today?

The NBA.
The reason the league is mostly black is because black men, by-and-large, are better at basketball. If the NBA were to impose a quota to hire more white players, those white player would Certainly be inferior.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:18 PM (7rn5C)

======

There's probably also a large issue of selection bias regarding the sizes of the potential applicants into sports.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

292 They released a picture of the flight crew :
https://tinyurl.com/25xogsb8

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (mQbMd)

Okay, I laughed out loud….
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:17 PM (dAQ2X)


Yeah.
Me too.
Then I felt bad.
A little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (W/lyH)

293 Mark Felton video just now: British army has more horses than tanks.


Sad.

Posted by: Archer at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (IDphi)

294 They released a picture of the flight crew :
https://tinyurl.com/25xogsb8

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2025 03:15 PM (mQbMd)


*golf clap*

I didn't click the link until I verified Admiral Akbar WASN'T posting.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (pJWtt)

295 Let's get real. Is there anyone here who gets on a flight, sees the pilot and co-pilot are middle-aged clean-cut white guys, and doesn't feel a little bit safer?

Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

296 Aircraft are designed to land without any permanent damage up to 10fps/600fpm, they are also designed to land up to 12fps/720fpm without any damage capable of harming crew and preventing operation to normal stop.

Damage and impact forces increase exponentially with desc. rate so a little faster and you get much higher forces.


Also you don't fall out of the sky. Most landings are at 1g or >1g pre touchdown due to flare. I didn't see any flare on the video, level the whole way the almost 3point. Flare gives you an immediate lift force to arrest you descent right before landing. I didn't see they flared.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (Y6IkP)

297 Instead they seem to be trying to pacify the country by killing their enemies and destroying their will to resist. What idiots!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)
==
Yes they are - bombing the shit out of positions - whether military or not (rationale, in war all targets are military). It's all rather simple, and doesn't work if you don't control your airspace. But they do. Russia has more, its bigger. Its a war of attrition, about to be shut down. I'm imaging the new country borders are already drawn. The Russia has to pray we don't destroy the oil prices too bad with drill baby drill revisited.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (GZYu7)

298 It was a very windy day in Toronto, so I'm not willing to rule out windshear at this point.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (DIweC)

299 Skip, be careful. They say more people get hurt on night shift.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
......

Could have something to do with that falling asleep thingy.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

300 Stick shift Toyotas hold up well to new stick shift driver abuse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (bF7Q5)

301 In the ATC recordings you can clearly hear at least one of the plane's pilots as a male.

As much as its easy to bucket every misfortune into the bucket of "DEI"... as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots, then I don't know why it would matter what the pilot's gender is.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (+CzEr)

302 The reason the league is mostly black is because black men, by-and-large, are better at basketball.

Jimmy the Greek was right, but nobody wanted to hear it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (2ocoG)

303 248 500 feet per second is 340 mph.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:10 PM

--

Stuka.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:22 PM (wzAuc)

304 Sorry to go OT.

There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?

I'm hesitant.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 03:22 PM (jvJvP)

305 Those people are lucky that, when the wings got torn off during the roll-over, the wing tanks didn't rupture and douse them with fuel. A testament to a good airframe design.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop


They WERE damn lucky. Because there was a fireball and burning fuel.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:22 PM (pSGcE)

306 as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots

They never do. They'll make the females meet different requirements and adjust those until they get 100% black lesbian pilots.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (2ocoG)

307 Men have better hand eye coordination.
Women have better digital dexterity.
Go figure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (jj2yx)

308
This is where car rentals come in.
Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:19 PM (n4GiU)



Fastest car in the world?

A rental.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (y9nCu)

309 The most important thing here is that she was the first female pilot in history to land a plane upside down. Herstory!

Posted by: The AP, probably at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (CwhoI)

310 Just as a reminder, there was an A-10 pilot who literally had the tail shot off her plane and brought it home. Woman.

The AC-130 gunship pilot who was called "The Angel Of Death" by the Taliban... Woman.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (JaMH5)

311 There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?

I'm hesitant.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 03:22 PM (jvJvP)

It’s safe. Zoom is very widely used.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 19, 2025 03:23 PM (l3YAf)

312 There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?


Most of us have used it ever since 2020. It's as safe as any other video conferencing setup, and less annoying to use than Microsoft Teams.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

313 Jimmy the Greek was right, but nobody wanted to hear it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (2ocoG)


You beat me to to the punch. Guy was spot on.

Posted by: Good Grief at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (aZBsV)

314 Green Hair was really cute.

Too bad she is shithouse rat crazy, and Rule 1 applies.

Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

315 Here's what I want from a flight crew:
Hot stewardesses
Posted by: No Name Today
.......


moar beers.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

316 In the ATC recordings you can clearly hear at least one of the plane's pilots as a male.

As much as its easy to bucket every misfortune into the bucket of "DEI"... as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots, then I don't know why it would matter what the pilot's gender is.
Posted by: Defenestratus



That's just it though. We don't know if she is as qualified.
But the recent trend does lean in DEI's favor.

Because DEI.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (pSGcE)

317 The pilot was unqual’d. doesn’t matter if they were a bone smuggling Sasquatch transgender identifying as a fish.

Years ago it was usually some GO’s son that got pushed through. They finally eliminated that only to have it come back as female, some ass pirate or whatever the flavor du jour is.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (U31aU)

318 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade

Are either of the middle-aged clean-cut guys gay? Or Muslim?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

319 I'm amazed that no one died in that crash.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

320 I'm Based Jane Doh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2025 03:1
Found you! It is so much fun running into Ace alumni.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (t/2Uw)

321 There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?

I'm hesitant.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10%

Our company protocol uses Microsoft TEAMS, which is an evolved version of Skype.
Having said that, I also have Zoom loaded on my company laptop, and there are no problems with it. I use it occassionally when one of our customers prefers it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (vcOmj)

322 In the ATC recordings you can clearly hear at least one of the plane's pilots as a male.

As much as its easy to bucket every misfortune into the bucket of "DEI"... as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots, then I don't know why it would matter what the pilot's gender is.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (+CzEr)

But we can still goof on stuff without getting Karened, right?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (i24o9)

323
Mark Felton video just now: British army has more horses than tanks.


Sad.
Posted by: Archer at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (IDphi)



Also, the Royal Navy has more admirals than ships...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (y9nCu)

324 >>>as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots

That's how it starts. Unfortunately, that's not how it ever ends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (CwhoI)

325 Great Escape is on TCM. See ya later.

Posted by: Archer at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (IDphi)

326 Green hair chick is hawt. But rule #1.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (VbShw)

327 Jets hit carrier deck rate of descent 700 ft per second.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (jj2yx)

328 There appears to be a sizable portion of the population who want to live in a Broadway musical.

I'm not going to point any fingers or mention any names but they all graduated college in the past twenty-five years and they all have vaginas.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (6ydKt)

329 303 Let's get real. Is there anyone here who gets on a flight, sees the pilot and co-pilot are middle-aged clean-cut white guys, and doesn't feel a little bit safer?

Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

20 years ago, if I had got on a plane and saw a female pilot, I'd have thought nothing of it. Base assumption would have been that anyone in the cockpit got there because he or she had the chops. Today, after many, many years of "muh representation," the assumptions just aren't the same. I'm sure that gores some qualified woman's ox now and again. But I don't care. See I'm selfish: for me, it's about not getting killed for no good reason. Everything else is secondary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (V9cMX)

330 I'm amazed that no one died in that crash.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

Thank goodness for the COVID boosters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (i24o9)

331 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade


What's their qualifications? Because I don't give a shit what they look like.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (pSGcE)

332 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

1.A Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
1.B. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
2. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
...
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
.
.
.
.
12. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 19, 2025 03:27 PM (v6XNT)

333 Sometimes a girl just needs to pee.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (U3L6v)

334 As much as its easy to bucket every misfortune into the bucket of "DEI"... as long as the female pilots meet the same requirements as the male pilots, then I don't know why it would matter what the pilot's gender is.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (+CzEr)

But we can still goof on stuff without getting Karened, right?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Retarded fag says what?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (xCA6C)

335 Green Hair was really cute.

Too bad she is shithouse rat crazy, and Rule 1 applies.

Sad!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
......

Yeah, the hair will grow back, but not the brain cells.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

336 *peeks in at thread*
*reads comments*
*backs out slowly*

Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (9ByDD)

337 I can say that I want nobody with Face or Neck Tats providing any service for me, ever.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (oa1NA)

338 344 *peeks in at thread*
*reads comments*
*backs out slowly*
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (9ByDD)

=======

You're not a woman lover, are you?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

339 What's their qualifications? Because I don't give a shit what they look like.

I get that, back in the day. Because you and I both are color-blind. But that's now how shit works now.

I dread a woman or a black in any position of authority. Asian is cool. That's just playing the odds.

Posted by: Good Grief at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (aZBsV)

340 312 Sorry to go OT.

There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?

I'm hesitant.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state

It’s fine! Also, look into the BetterSleep app. It has some goofy leftist stuff on it, just skip that and use the other tools (meditations, stretches, etc).

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (pZEOD)

341 Okay, thanks everyone.

Breathwork is probably healthier than booze.

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (jvJvP)

342
1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

__________

6. Guy who comes onto the flight deck saying, "Woo! Really tied one on last night."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (dxSpM)

343 For me, I will repeat what I said upthread… give me a pilot who says we ain’t flying right now because it ain’t safe right now… that attitude gets me home..

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (dAQ2X)

344 334 Green hair chick is hawt. But rule #1.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
----------

She got Red Pilled, cut her hair off in shame. There's a newly purchased brunette wig waiting on the stool beside her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (jj2yx)

345
Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

1.A Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
1.B. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
2. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
...
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
.
.
.
.
12. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 19, 2025 03:27 PM (v6XNT)
.
.
.
158. Aeroflot pilot of any color or gender.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

346 look, can I just pay more for a flight on a plane serviced and flown by competent middle-aged, heterosexual, males?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (ReQj6)

347
Is West Point the same for girls & boys?

Is Basic Training the exact same for girls & boys?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (7rn5C)

348 127 Also, "cockpit" has to be problematic.

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 02:47 PM (jvJvP)

An all-female flight deck is called the Box Office.

Posted by: goozer at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (JKCJD)

349 Green hair and false eyelashes are deal killers.

To quote a certain Prometheus fan, "Would not bang."

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

350 It’s fine! Also, look into the BetterSleep app. It has some goofy leftist stuff on it, just skip that and use the other tools (meditations, stretches, etc).

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (pZEOD

I will!

Thanks so much Piper!

Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (jvJvP)

Posted by: goozer at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (JKCJD)

352 Good grief is also Scogg. He's being oh so clever by changing his name and nic.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (xCA6C)

353 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)

354 1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

1 and 5 are equal to me. If black guy is middle aged he was hired pre DEI. Probably ex military like middle age white guy.

Anyone 30 or under who is not white, I’m not feeling too great. Because that person could be a good pilot. But could also be a shit DEI pilot. No way to know.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (VbShw)

355 My Daddy wouldn’t let us drive an automatic until we could drive a stick - and do it well. I took my test in a stick. Only then was I allowed access to the automatic. I can also parallel park, and drive a trailer.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (pZEOD)

Do you have a license to tow that trailer ?


I denounce myself

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

356 Retarded fag says what?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:28 PM (xCA6C)

lol, you're so funny.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (i24o9)

357 Have done a.lot.of.flying both as a civilian and in the military. Absolute worst pilots I met, and refused to fly with, were men. One was an egotistical ass and thought he was better than he was. The other was just flat unqualified. Completely inept.
Both augured in, killing themselves and their paxs.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (W/lyH)

358 some ass pirate or whatever the flavor du jour is.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2025 03:24 PM (U31aU)

Please...we prefer "Rump Ranger" or "Breech Loader".

Thank you!

Posted by: Big Homo at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (NAF5O)

359 336 There appears to be a sizable portion of the population who want to live in a Broadway musical.

I'm not going to point any fingers or mention any names but they all graduated college in the past twenty-five years and they all have vaginas.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February

I live my life like a musical. It annoys the heck out of my children. Bonus!

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (pZEOD)

360 But we can still goof on stuff without getting Karened, right?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:25 PM (i24o9)

Sure - goofing around is fine. Asking if the girlboss airplane has curb rash on the wheels is all well and good.

What I'm trying to say is that automatically ascribing the cause of all problems as "DEI" is going to make us mighty myopic in our problem diagnoses.

Not every tragedy/problem/issue can be ascribed to DEI.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (BxGjx)

361 >>>I dread a woman or a black in any position of authority. Asian is cool. That's just playing the odds.
Posted by: Good Grief
---

It's LBJ's fault.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (jj2yx)

362 You're not a woman lover, are you?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)


Is that a trick question? Cuz I do love the ladies. Are we talking about the same thing??

Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (9ByDD)

363 Is this “ Scogg” a mythical beast of some sort??

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (dAQ2X)

364 >>I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.


Mute. You forgot, mute.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (oa1NA)

365 174. Air Kazakh pilot saying, "THIS TIME we'll get it right."

Posted by: Wally at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (NXYp1)

366 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy

-

Feminism has managed to do very little beyond moving middle and upper class women into prostitution as a viable career choice and making the general public skeptical of pretty much everything women are heavily involved in.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid questions if McConnell survived after having polio at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (lytoO)

367 Face or Neck Tats

The women of Bar Rescue.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (YEinm)

368 look, can I just pay more for a flight on a plane serviced and flown by competent middle-aged, heterosexual, males?

I don't even care if they're gay. Middle-aged guy of any race and orientation, then middle-aged women of any race and orientation (because middle-aged means they pre-date DEI), then everyone else.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (2ocoG)

369 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade


What's their qualifications? Because I don't give a shit what they look like.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (pSGcE)
____

Well, yea. That's kinda my point. If I see a middle-aged white pilot, I know they got there because they can fly a plane. No DEI helped them. But if I see a woman? Maybe she's a great pilot. But maybe she's a DEI hire, and got there only because she's a woman. Why take the chance? Give me the middle-aged white guy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

370 370 You're not a woman lover, are you?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

Is that a trick question? Cuz I do love the ladies. Are we talking about the same thing??
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (9ByDD)

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Is there even a right answer now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

371 *peeks in at thread*
*reads comments*
*backs out slowly*
Posted by: Doof


More York Peppermint Patties for the rest of us, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

372 I learned stick shift in an old Volvo. Well, wasn't that old at the time. I then drove Volvos for many years. My mechanically talented husband could fix just about anything that needed fixing. Then engines got more complex .

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (t/2Uw)

373 348 312 Sorry to go OT.

There's a breathwork course online that I think will help me. But they use "Zoom" which I've never used.

Is it safe for my computer and my smartphone?

I'm hesitant.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless...45% - mental state

It’s fine! Also, look into the BetterSleep app. It has some goofy leftist stuff on it, just skip that and use the other tools (meditations, stretches, etc).
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (pZEOD)

We used Zoom all the time during Covid - state court employee. So it was "safe" enough for state business (not that this is necessarily reassuring).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (V9cMX)

374 Please...we prefer "Rump Ranger" or "Breech Loader".

Thank you!

Posted by: Big Homo


Heh, I hadn't heard the last one before.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (xCA6C)

375 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)

No hummus, thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (i24o9)

376 Flying skirts

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Diggity dank at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

377 >>Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (W/lyH)


Outside of a few vets, ALL Pilots I have met are a very specific kind of asshole.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (oa1NA)

378 Pilot error happens.

Pilot error is deadly.

Which is why becoming a pilot should be harder and harder, never easier.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (KbCG3)

379 The Delta accident having occurred in Toronto, there's other news, too.

The US and Canadian hockey teams will meet once again tonight in the 4 Nations final championship. The fights and festivities start at 8 PM ET.

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (rj6Yv)

380 1 and 5 are equal to me. If black guy is middle aged he was hired pre DEI. Probably ex military like middle age white guy.

Yep. Most of my favorite NCOs were black, back in the day. They'd be old now. But those dude, I'd trust.

Fun Story - I was the "ringer" in spades games. Dime a point can get expensive pretty quick.

Posted by: Good Grief at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (aZBsV)

381 If a person, male or female, doesn't have the talent for a certain set of skills, that person should not be hired to perform those skills.

That's why the teacher/instructor is so important to weed out the untalented. Not everyone has the physical or mental abilities to be a good pilot.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (g8Ew8)

382 There appears to be a sizable portion of the population who want to live in a Broadway musical.

I'm not going to point any fingers or mention any names but they all graduated college in the past twenty-five years and they all have vaginas.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February
*
I live my life like a musical. It annoys the heck out of my children. Bonus!
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025


***
"Luck, be a lady tonight --
Luck, let a gentleman see --
I know the way you've treated
Other guys you've been with!
Luck, be a lady with me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

383 My Daddy wouldn’t let us drive an automatic until we could drive a stick - and do it well. I took my test in a stick. Only then was I allowed access to the automatic. I can also parallel park, and drive a trailer.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM (pZEOD)

Do you have a license to tow that trailer ?
***

Better than me Pipes.
In the army, my sergeant learned early on not to let me drive with a trailer. I could go forward, but backing up was a mystery to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (W/lyH)

384 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

With her husband's child, specifically. Preferably a baby boy.

Posted by: Doesn't always have to be sammiches at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (yzp7T)

385 Trump's up to it again!

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), in a statement to Nexstar, said the two planes — a Lancair and a Cessna 172 — "collided in midair" at around 8:25 a.m. on Wednesday morning. There were two people in each plane, the FAA said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (L/fGl)

386 361 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)

-- --

Nobody is saying you have to be pregnant all the time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (6ydKt)

387
I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)

_________

Hey, I want my beer in a glass!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (dxSpM)

388 177 Friend of mine’s husband is a commercial pilot. He remarked once that his worst day flying is when he is scheduled with so and so female pilot “who never shuts up”. Sometimes the stereotype is true, unfortunately.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 19, 2025 02:59 PM

--

One of the few good lines from The English Patient comes to mind (spoken to the lady he would end up nailing):

"l once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it, he pointed at the horizon and said, 'Faya.' That was a good day."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (wzAuc)

389 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."

Insane! I hope to God this is just a repeated typo, saying "per second" instead of "per minute"!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (hSrLa)

390 And I apologize for being a little touchy on this subject. My wife is a f*cking brilliant physician in a field that some think should be "men only" (orthopedics/sports medicine) and I get mighty sick of trying to explain to people that my wife worked her f*cking ass off just the same as all of the other asshats with fancy letters after their names.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (BxGjx)

391 You're not a woman lover, are you?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

Is that a trick question? Cuz I do love the ladies. Are we talking about the same thing??
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (9ByDD)

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Is there even a right answer now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)


Since you're the movie guy, I'll borrow a line...
"The only winning move is not to play"

Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (9ByDD)

392 It's not the Female part that's the problem.. It's the DEI part... Pilots picked because they are Female not because of qualifications... I know a Female pilot and she's more than competent...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)

393 When I meet a pilot at the gate, I want him or her to be talking about strafing the Taliban in an A-10.

I'm sad to see the 'Nam and Gulf War 1 pilots retiring and being replaced with waterhead children with ADHD and the Pride flavor of the month.

If the airline let us pick our flight crew, the results would be hilarious and half of Deltas pilots and all of their space waitresses would be shitcanned.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (vjGcH)

394 399 Since you're the movie guy, I'll borrow a line...
"The only winning move is not to play"
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (9ByDD)

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What the fuck is a movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

395 that should be 400-500 and 1000 feet per MINUTE.

Posted by: william drew at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (Ew3vL)

396
Remember when it was cute when women did manly things?

Like, remember Operation: Petticoat?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (7rn5C)

397 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

1,5,3,2,4

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

398 >> my sergeant learned early on not to let me drive with a trailer. I could go forward, but backing up was a mystery to me.


I spent 2 days teaching my 5' ex wife how to handle a trailer rig specifically so she could clown Men on a Boat Ramp from time to time.

Always funny to watch.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (oa1NA)

399 365 Have done a.lot.of.flying both as a civilian and in the military. Absolute worst pilots I met, and refused to fly with, were men. One was an egotistical ass and thought he was better than he was. The other was just flat unqualified. Completely inept.
Both augured in, killing themselves and their paxs.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Physical differences between men and women aren't significant for flying a plane; Training and experience is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (jj2yx)

400 Anyone 30 or under who is not white, I’m not feeling too great. Because that person could be a good pilot. But could also be a shit DEI pilot. No way to know.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Any pilot under 30 is going to give me the willies.
Especially if he/she is ex military. 18 to graduate hs. 22 to graduate college. 26 minimum to fulfill enlistment obligations. Even counting flight time.

That's not a lot of experience.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (pSGcE)

401 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Shoes are fine, just don't skimp on the sammiches.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (2ocoG)

402 What's their qualifications? Because I don't give a shit what they look like.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (pSGcE)

The question was you see this person flying your plane. You don’t know anything about them other than what they look like. If everyone were honest -even the woke - they’d feel better with middle aged guy (black or white) vs 31 year old black woman.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (VbShw)

403 Hey, I want my beer in a glass!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2025 03:34 PM (dxSpM)

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

Posted by: Frank Booth at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (yzp7T)

404 Yep. Most of my favorite NCOs were black, back in the day. They'd be old now. But those dude, I'd trust.

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Yup. There were a couple that I would have followed into hell. Good soldiers.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

405 Business has never been better

Posted by: Acme Sammich D'livry at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (dzZCL)

406 353
Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)
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#1. Thousands of hours in the sandbox, man or woman.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (jj2yx)

407 158. Aeroflot pilot of any color or gender.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur



I have been on many Aeroflot flights. Those guys can land in just about any weather. And generally with the wheels on the ground.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (lTGtQ)

408 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)


Movies are the talkies of storyboards

Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (9ByDD)

409 Any pilot under 30 is going to give me the willies.
Especially if he/she is ex military. 18 to graduate hs. 22 to graduate college. 26 minimum to fulfill enlistment obligations. Even counting flight time.

That's not a lot of experience.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:36 PM (pSGcE)

Most pilots flying regional jets are in that age bracket.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (VbShw)

410 391 My Daddy wouldn’t let us drive an automatic until we could drive a stick - and do it well. I took my test in a stick. Only then was I allowed access to the automatic. I can also parallel park, and drive a trailer.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2025 03:11 PM

--

After college, I bought a used '78 Corona 4-speed with all sorts of issues, especially in winter because it was as well-insulated as a lunar module. But none of the problems were clutch-related. I miss that car like some people miss dogs and cats.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (wzAuc)

411 416 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

Movies are the talkies of storyboards
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (9ByDD)

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I got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

412 The US and Canadian hockey teams will meet once again tonight in the 4 Nations final championship.

Thursday, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

413 Mute. You forgot, mute.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:31 PM (oa1NA)

Toothless too!

Posted by: Cletus at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (NAF5O)

414 Even 400-500 fpm desc. rate before WoW is definitely not the norm. Most civil aircraft, expecially the low wings, greatly arrest descent split seconds before WoW. Mostly with landing flare. They're going around 2-4 fps 120-240 fpm and the higher side only with bad weather.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (Y6IkP)

415 They've certainly been identified within the airline pilot community.

CA (PM) - male, simulator instructor
FO (PF) - female, new-hire, fresh ATP certificate, low time in type.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (Y1sOo)

416 And I apologize for being a little touchy on this subject. My wife is a f*cking brilliant physician in a field that some think should be "men only" (orthopedics/sports medicine) and I get mighty sick of trying to explain to people that my wife worked her f*cking ass off just the same as all of the other asshats with fancy letters after their names.
-

I like to think similarly about my wife.

The reality is that if they've gone to school or applied for a job or promotion since the 90s they've had an advantage.

It's why it's such a touchy subject.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid questions if McConnell survived after having polio at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (lytoO)

417 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)

I will be the first to admit that women are better than men when it comes to multi-tasking.

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

418 I spent 2 days teaching my 5' ex wife how to handle a trailer rig specifically so she could clown Men on a Boat Ramp from time to time.

Always funny to watch.

Posted by: garrett



My father taught me to drive by backing trailers. With a manual transmission.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

419 I guess the general consensus is that women should be barefoot and pregnant and making sammiches in the kitchen.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2025 03:30 PM (iUXlD)


Of course not. That's not sexy at all. And slippers are cheap.

Plus, I've got an Outdoor Kitchen. I love to cook.

Posted by: Good Grief at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (i8ev+)

420 Green Hair was really cute.
====
How'd she look bald?

Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (n4GiU)

421 Is Orange Hulk going to the hockey game?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (bF7Q5)

422 If I had met a mute girl I might have remarried.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

423 My wife is a f*cking brilliant physician in a field that some think should be "men only"



Who thinks that?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (VbShw)

424 When they said "unmanned" and an all-female crew, I was expecting Air Hooters. I was disappointed.
Posted by: electronic means at February 19, 2025 02:39 PM (WVQot)

My ex was an airline attendant for Hooters airline (yes, there was such a thing) for a short time. The attendants were not, unfortunately, Hooters girls.

Posted by: Eccentric Chemistry Dude at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (VQC/c)

425 Outside of a few vets, ALL Pilots I have met are a very specific kind of asshole.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2025 03:33 PM (oa1NA)


A lot to be said for that but I know a few.
When I was stationed in Turkey, I shared an apartment with the junior ranking pilot in the unit. He was a CW3. We had two Beech C-12s there and the embassy had one, as did the general stationed in Istanbul. Ironically he was the only qualified Instructor Pilot in country. So he had to go all over the country giving check rides to senior officers. And his ratings were solid.
Best part was he was a good friend, a good officer, and a damned fine pilot.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (W/lyH)

426 I hope the Hanson Brothers are putting on the foil right now.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (vjGcH)

427 Yep. Most of my favorite NCOs were black, back in the day. They'd be old now. But those dude, I'd trust.

--------

Yup. There were a couple that I would have followed into hell. Good soldiers.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
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In my experience, there was no bullshit, no fucking around by AA NCO's. They got the troops where they were supposed to be when they were supposed to be, doing what they were supposed to be doing, and woe to the troop who did otherwise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. The issue there isn't that she was a female, the issue is how at February 19, 2025 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

428 Most pilots flying regional jets are in that age bracket.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Yeah. And that's the ones that flipped the Delta Jet.

Regional.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (pSGcE)

429 The hockey game seems to be Wednesday night now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (bF7Q5)

430 She got Red Pilled, cut her hair off in shame. There's a newly purchased brunette wig waiting on the stool beside her.
Posted by: Braenyard


You'd think that, having dyed her hair the stupid color in the first place, she'd realize she can dye it back.

But I guess a Dramatic Haircut and a wig gets more attention.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (hB7mE)

431 1100 feet per minute.

Isn't that "falling"?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (qwx/I)

432 405 Be honest, rank these pilots in order of preference for your flight:

1. Middle-aged clean-cut white guy
2. Tattooed, blue-haired lesbian
3. Middle-aged clean-cut woman
4. Babe with huge fake boobs
5. Middle-aged clean-cut black guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 19, 2025 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

1,5,3,2,4
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 19, 2025 03:35

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1,5

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (wzAuc)

433 The US and Canadian hockey teams will meet once again tonight in the 4 Nations final championship.

Thursday, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2025 03:38 PM (ufFY

You're right. Thursday.

BREAKING NEWS! (Fox News)

Former Canadian hockey player Paul Bissonnette warned of a national emergency for the country if Team Canada loses to the U.S. in the upcoming 4 Nations Face-Off final on Thursday.

Bissonnette made the declaration during an interview on the "Pardon My Take" podcast on Wednesday when he was asked if a loss to the U.S. would prompt a national emergency in his country.


Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)

434 and the only reason I asked is not personal or -ist, it's because nobody is falling all over themselves lowering standards for that demographic. Tho should've also specified sober, or only on coke.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 19, 2025 03:42 PM (ReQj6)

435 Piers Morgan outs a liar.

https://is.gd/P3GwdC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:42 PM (L/fGl)

436 My wife is a f*cking brilliant physician in a field that some think should be "men only"



Who thinks that?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Since he mentioned sports medicine, probably male athletes and coaches.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:43 PM (pSGcE)

437 Back in the day, I had a few flights on Tajik Airlines, aka "Tragic Air", the airline that can't afford to crash.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 19, 2025 03:43 PM (hyS0X)

438 Do they land at 2/3 of a G?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:43 PM (bF7Q5)

439 I do t give. A shit about hockey. But I hope we win to shut them the fuck up aboot it eh?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:44 PM (VbShw)

440 Most pilots flying regional jets are in that age bracket.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:37 PM (VbShw)

My cousin is a pilot for United. Flies 737's. Last year he was a Skywest pilot flying the regional jets just like the one that crashed in Canada. He'd been flying the regionals for about 3 years before he started in the 737's. He's been out of flight school now for 5 years I believe. He's 30 years old. His father, my uncle, was a Naval aviator and Delta pilot for 30+ years.

Just putting things in perspective...

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:44 PM (7P445)

441 When I got my CDL, I had a great teacher.
1. Move the bottom of the steering wheel the direction you want the ass end of the trailer to go.
2. Never alley dock in Seattle.
3. 3 hours on the road or 30 years, ice don't give a fuck about killing you.
4. When the FedEx drivers stop driving, get off the highway.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:44 PM (vjGcH)

442 was asked if a loss to the U.S. would prompt a national emergency in his country.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2025 03:44 PM (ufFY8)

443 Stick shift Toyotas hold up well to new stick shift driver abuse.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (bF7Q5)


I learnt on a manual trans '77 Corolla Station Wagon. And a back country road.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 19, 2025 03:44 PM (/HDaX)

444 I play Jet Aircraft Video games some that's makes me qualified to fly a 777... Cackle.... Cackle..... Cackle....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (UYPBJ)

445 The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in person was a redheaded Air UK stewardess on a flight I took to Frankfurt in November 1996.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (qwx/I)

446 This snowstorm is giving me quite the appetite, even more than usual. Unfortunately, funds are low. If anyone could be so kind as to assist me, I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger sandwich today!

Posted by: Mr. J. Wellington Wimpy at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (G5+As)

447 First things first.

Bonchie@bonchieredstate
These ridiculous hacks.
CNN’s own aviation expert tells them there’s no connective thread between these recent airline crashes but Dana Bash immediately goes into making it about Trump anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

448 >>> 1100 feet per minute.

Isn't that "falling"?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:41 PM (qwx/I)



It's flying. Perfectly normal flying. Not a great idea to do that near the ground though. From watching the video it does look like the aircraft was falling though, ie.. G reading less than 1.0

Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (Y6IkP)

449 Green Hair was really cute.
====
How'd she look bald?
Posted by: From about That Time at February 19, 2025 03:39 PM (n4GiU)
***

Both suck when they are your kids third grade teacher.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (W/lyH)

450 415 158. Aeroflot pilot of any color or gender.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I have been on many Aeroflot flights. Those guys can land in just about any weather. And generally with the wheels on the ground.
------------
Don't trust the baggage handlers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (pLaQB)

451 Former Canadian hockey player Paul Bissonnette warned of a national emergency for the country if Team Canada loses to the U.S. in the upcoming 4 Nations Face-Off final on Thursday.

Bissonnette made the declaration during an interview on the "Pardon My Take" podcast on Wednesday when he was asked if a loss to the U.S. would prompt a national emergency in his country.


Posted by: mrp


Canaduh last won Lord Stanley's Cup in 1993. They are well past a national emergency.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:46 PM (pSGcE)

452
20 years ago, if I had got on a plane and saw a female pilot, I'd have thought nothing of it. Base assumption would have been that anyone in the cockpit got there because he or she had the chops. Today, after many, many years of "muh representation," the assumptions just aren't the same. I'm sure that gores some qualified woman's ox now and again. But I don't care. See I'm selfish: for me, it's about not getting killed for no good reason. Everything else is secondary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2025 03:26 PM (V9cMX)

++++

I agree. Same reasons.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2025 03:46 PM (C53IZ)

453 I always have trouble picturing something that I'm used to as "right side up" being portrayed as "upside down." There's a scene in Larry Niven's Ringworld where the lead, Louis Wu, is hanging upside down, belted into his floating and disabled flycycle, and then clambers with great difficulty atop the 'cycle. It's an exciting scene, but I have trouble picturing it clearly.

I wouldn't want to live a scenario like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 03:46 PM (J2vNu)

454 The Hockey Game is Thursday. Oops.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:46 PM (bF7Q5)

455 The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in person was a redheaded Air UK stewardess on a flight I took to Frankfurt in November 1996.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

She didn't need to steal your soul, because you willingly gave it to her. And apologized for not having any additional souls to give.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

456 3. 3 hours on the road or 30 years, ice don't give a fuck about killing you.


I have a similar saying. The laws of physics also apply to Subarus.

Where I live it’s always 15 year old Subarus flying by at 70 mph when everyone else is doing 30 in a snowstorm.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:48 PM (VbShw)

457 443
Stick shift Toyotas hold up well to new stick shift driver abuse.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:21 PM (bF7Q5)

I learnt on a manual trans '77 Corolla Station Wagon. And a back country road.
Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

The best way to learn the clutch, put the car in second gear and don't touch the accelerator. Let out the clutch in idle without stalling the engine. Every kid you teach like this will be a better driver

Posted by: Acme Sammich D'livry at February 19, 2025 03:48 PM (dzZCL)

458 452.

DEI and tranny bullshit has set the cause of qualified women back 50 years.

DEI has added an asterisk to everyone now and it's a damn shame.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (+5Eyx)

459 She didn't need to steal your soul, because you willingly gave it to her. And apologized for not having any additional souls to give.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025


***
I pretty much toasted my soul to order, buttered it, and served it to the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 on a plate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (J2vNu)

460 a redheaded Air UK stewardess o

Amy Pond?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (ufFY8)

461 Is the term Lezbaru now out of fashion??

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (dAQ2X)

462 Who thinks that?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Since he mentioned sports medicine, probably male athletes and coaches.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:43 PM (pSGcE)

A TON of orthopedic practices that are good-ole-boys-clubs.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (pfnTv)

463 I always have trouble picturing something that I'm used to as "right side up" being portrayed as "upside down." There's a scene in Larry Niven's Ringworld where the lead, Louis Wu, is hanging upside down, belted into his floating and disabled flycycle, and then clambers with great difficulty atop the 'cycle. It's an exciting scene, but I have trouble picturing it clearly.


Jeep spare tire cover put on upside down. Reads: If you can read this, please flip me over.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2025 03:50 PM (pSGcE)

464

Lesbian fire captain stabbed to death in San Diego home. Domestic violence suspected.

Remove space.

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/cal- fire-captain-stabbed-to-death-san-diego-county-home/

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2025 03:50 PM (iTNuP)

465 The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in person was a redheaded Air UK stewardess on a flight I took to Frankfurt in November 1996.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:45 PM (qwx/I)


My buddy's daughter is a flight attendant for Alaska. She is drop dead gorgeous. Easily in the top five I've known personally.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2025 03:50 PM (W/lyH)

466 How to know your country is 3rd rate: you declare emergencies over sports
🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:51 PM (VbShw)

467 You know, the stewardess did kind of look like Karen Gillan. November 12, 1986. I wore red, she wore, well, a blue uniform.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:52 PM (qwx/I)

468 my wife worked her f*cking ass off just the same as all of the other asshats with fancy letters after their names.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 19, 2025 03:35 PM (BxGjx)

Your calling your wife an asshat!!!

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at February 19, 2025 03:52 PM (2NXcZ)

469 456.

Subaru drivers, generally, are more dangerous than malaria mosquitos and have shittier personalities.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:52 PM (+5Eyx)

470 461 Is the term Lezbaru now out of fashion??
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2025 03:49 PM (dAQ2X)

It never made any sense to me. I live in a snowy mountainous area. Every other car is a Subaru around here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:52 PM (VbShw)

471 I just got off a United flight from the UK and there were two gay guys and four elderly ladies acting as stewards/stewardesses.

The last time I saw an attractive stewardess on an American airline was...so long ago I can't even remember.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2025 03:52 PM (FSX1K)

472 Front Toward Enemy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2025 03:53 PM (bF7Q5)

473


nooodd



noooood

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 19, 2025 03:53 PM (7rn5C)

474 1996. It was the same day as a midair collision in India.

Just like our fates collided, though with no loss of life.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 19, 2025 03:53 PM (qwx/I)

475 nood

Posted by: Dr. T at February 19, 2025 03:53 PM (lHPJf)

476 Poll nooding?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 19, 2025 03:53 PM (k3sUU)

477 I want qualified people not quotas and stunning and brave statement hires. That Tik tok video made me sick. If you advertise for DEI hires, that is what the public will see when they meet your "professionals", DEIs who could not otherwise make the grade.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at February 19, 2025 03:54 PM (2NXcZ)

478 You know, the stewardess did kind of look like Karen Gillan. November 12, 1986. I wore red, she wore, well, a blue uniform.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

I'm a ginger fancier, but, I'm sorry, I don't get all the fuss about that chick. She's cute enough, I guess, but there are plenty of more attractive gingers out there.

Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

479 >>> 456 3. 3 hours on the road or 30 years, ice don't give a fuck about killing you.


I have a similar saying. The laws of physics also apply to Subarus.

Where I live it’s always 15 year old Subarus flying by at 70 mph when everyone else is doing 30 in a snowstorm.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 19, 2025 03:48 PM (VbShw)

4 wheel drive != 4 wheel stop

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 19, 2025 03:55 PM (Vqx30)

480
"Quantas never crashes."

- Raymond Babbitt

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Diggity dank at February 19, 2025 03:55 PM (AOsQT)

481 461.

"Fuckin Lezburu!" is shouted frequently on the streets of Boise. Often from my 4Runner.

Subaru is a symptom of a deeper disease.
But I hear they now come with a pair of Birkenstock sandals and a cat box.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 19, 2025 03:56 PM (+5Eyx)

482 Also to you, thank you. It's obnoxious for people to claim a failure is "because she's a woman" when the actual problem is "she gained a position beyond her skills because she's a woman."
Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2025 03:06 PM (Sf2cq)
❤️❤️❤️
Exactly. It taints all of us.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 19, 2025 03:12 PM (t/2Uw)
==
And as you note - when I get on a plane, I don't know if my female pilot got there because she was good enough, or because she was rushed. Age could be a bit of a marker, because you could rightly think the older ones more likely got there on their ability. It becomes logical to think that a younger female pilot is less skilled than her male counterpart just based upon average capabilities. Whether SHE is or is not is immaterial. Its not misogynist to think that way. It is stupid to think otherwise.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 19, 2025 03:56 PM (GZYu7)

483 Oh, so the rate of descent is sped up when you reposition the rearview mirror to redo your makeup.

That's a weird design.

Posted by: MLCross at February 19, 2025 03:56 PM (Q2MxE)

484
That woman shaved off easily a $400 hair coloring job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 19, 2025 04:07 PM (I87yH)

485 Confucious say: "Women who fly upside down have crackup."

Posted by: Noam Sayen at February 19, 2025 04:10 PM (2H2yl)

486 As to the hair clipping, Vox Day says that female hair removal is a sign of extreme emotional distress.

Posted by: Eric2 at February 19, 2025 04:30 PM (q7Vou)

487 Dude, 400 feet per second is 272 MPH. Pretty sure that planes aren't supposed to hit the runway with a vertical speed ("rate of descent) of 272 mph.

That would be more than twice the terminal velocity of a person who fell out of the plane from altitude

It would pretty much guarantee that a "recommended" landing would result in the passengers disembarking via shop vac.

Posted by: Guvnah at February 19, 2025 05:05 PM (h9uRV)

488 Cock-up or crack-up?

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at February 19, 2025 05:07 PM (fgkXD)

489 213 Nailed that ground loop though

As a taildragger pilot who has done a couple, no that ain't a "ground loop"... that's a fucking crash!

Ground loops are a part of life when you're taxiing a taildragger with a 200 hp round engine, controlled on the ground by a tail wheel that looks like it fell off a Safeway grocery cart!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 19, 2025 05:09 PM (hSrLa)

490 No, jets don't hit a carrier deck at a descent rate of 700 feet per second.

That would be a vertical speed of 472 miles per hour.

Imagine a plane flying into a wall at 472 miles per hour and you'll realize how ridiculous that is.

Posted by: Guvnah at February 19, 2025 05:11 PM (h9uRV)

491 I let my daughter get her hair colored a while back. The bill came out to several hundred dollars. Judging by the length of her undyed roots, that dye job was maybe a week old.

I'm not sure what she's supposed to be proving by cutting off an extensive dye job, except maybe that Daddy's still paying for it all.

Posted by: DaveL at February 19, 2025 06:43 PM (9w232)

492 "I saw a pilot on Megyn Kelly say that the recommended rate of descent is 400-500 feet per second, whereas Girlboss Airlines came plummeting down at 1,000 feet per second."

That pilot is an idiot, then. Per minute makes a lot more sense.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at February 19, 2025 07:06 PM (KDpmu)

493 Should read “400-500 feet per minute”.

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2025 07:23 PM (YK+Fw)

494 That green hair reminded me of a story from a chemistry professor. A guy was working in a lab to make a dye. One of the ingredients contained an inhibitor that attached to the active parts of the molecule. That molecule could not react until the inhibitor was used up/removed.

The lab guy did not understand this. He had added a catalyst to help form the dye. Nothing happened. Being impatient, he added more catalyst. Still nothing happened, so he added more catalyst. It was time and temperature that eliminated the inhibitor.

Finally, some of the inhibitor was used up, and the exothermic reaction began to occur. Did I mention there was a lot of catalyst? As the catalyzed reaction occurred, the mixture was heated and in a second, and all the inhibitor was released and all of that catalyst made the reaction of the total mix occur in milliseconds.

Everything in that lab was coated with dye except for one spot. There was a shadow of a guy sitting on a stool, the only part of the floor not covered with dye.

So the video of the green haired girl explains what is needed after an explosive dye creation.

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